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- Just gonna drop her on the couch.
- Okay.

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I'll pick her up tomorrow.

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You're not driving home until
you have another cup of coffee.

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Hey, don't worry
about whispering.

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She slept through everything.

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Jet engines, turbulence,
bipolar flight attendants.

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I hate her so much, I hate you!

8
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No, I don't.
I love you.

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I resent her youth.

10
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Coffee may not be the answer.

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How long has it
been since you've slept?

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Eh, let's see...

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I didn't get any sleep
at your parents',

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both our flights were delayed,

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somebody phoned in a bomb threat
to the taco bell express,

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they shut down
the airport, so...

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487 hours?

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You need to
lay down. Come on.

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Okay.

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No, no, no, no.

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We don't sleep on
pool tables anymore.

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We're parents now.
Nothing fun or weird.

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- Your mother's a bitch.
- Whoa, whoa.

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Whoa, where'd that come from?
I thought you liked her.

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Never did.

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Your dad, on the other
hand, he's a flirt.

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Has he ever flirted with you?

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No, he only flirts with
people he likes. Okay.

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Ahh. Oh, my God.

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Oh, this is heaven.

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What are you doing in heaven?

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Part of the exchange program.

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Gandhi's down there at
a strip club with Mussolini.

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- Just sleep.
- Mm. Okay.

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Hey, remember that time
when I tried to trick you

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into getting me pregnant
to save our marriage?

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What? No!

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Yeah. Sam was eight

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and I stopped taking the pill
and started sleeping naked.

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<i>You remember?</i>

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I remember the naked thing.

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I didn't think
you wanted a baby.

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- I thought you wanted a new car.
- Mm.

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But it's all right.

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We have the greatest kid ever

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and you're a good dad.
Good night.

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Wait, wait, wait.
Before you fall asleep...

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The time we went to Vegas and you
told me that you got robbed.

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- Did that really happen?
- No, I lost it all on Blackjack.

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- You remember?
- This is like a truth serum.

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Is it hard for you to find another
guy because I set the bar too high?

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- No.
- What do you know? You're half asleep.

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Nolan?

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<i>Nolan!</i>

55
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What do you think about the fact
that ed just called you a pussy?

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I didn't hear that.

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- Ed?
- Pussy.

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Probably right.

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Now, hold on.
Before everybody leaves,

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I want to invite you all
to take part in something

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that I am very excited about.

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Oh, I knew this day was coming.

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It's either real
estate or vitamins.

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No, Ed.
A few nights ago,

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I had an experience
that led me to believe

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that we could advance the
frontiers of psychological study.

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<i>I'm talking about stripping</i>
<i>away your defenses to a point</i>

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where inhibitions come
down and truths come out.

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So, what? We're all
going to get drunk?

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No. I'm talking about
sleep deprivation therapy.

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Can I be drunk for that?

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No. Because sometimes
when people get drunk,

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they grab a gun and shoot their
boyfriends in the testicles.

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- You're talking about me, aren't you?
- I thought that was abundantly clear.

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Now, I've done a lot
of research on this.

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I think if we
stay up long enough,

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we can get to a whole
new level of honesty.

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That's the way my old associate
in Nam used to do it.

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You ought to bring
Pho Than Kwon in here.

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That old boy kept me
awake 70 hours straight

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at the Hanoi Hilton,
getting intel out of me.

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Seriously, you can get him.

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He's got a noodle shop
down at the music center.

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He gives me 10% off
because he tortured me.

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A real sweetheart.

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It's your mistake
for staying at a Hilton.

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I want you all here on Friday
for a weekend workshop.

88
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Some of us might have
plans this weekend.

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And what were you
planning to do?

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Call my friends and ask them why they
never invite me anywhere on the weekends.

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I guess I could reschedule
it for next weekend.

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How are we going
to stay up that long?

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The way Pho Than kept us awake,

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he'd take a car battery
and some jumper cables

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and clamp them
onto our nipples.

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- I think we'll start with coffee.
- Pho Than used coffee, too.

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He'd boil up a big pot
and then make us bend over...

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- we're just going to drink it.
- Oh, we drank it.

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Sync and correction by GeirDM
www.addic7ed.com

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anyway, so they make
me empty my pockets

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with all my good-luck charms
in front of everybody,

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including Jake Slater.

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It's midterms, I had
all my good luck stuff.

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My silver dollar, my dream
catcher, my monopoly dog...

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hey, at least you didn't have a pouch
full of your baby teeth. Right?

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- Heh.
- Oh, yup. You had the baby teeth.

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Well, I had to.
I had an algebra test.

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- I'm a freak.
- No, you're not.

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I know tons of people
who carry good-luck charms.

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Here.

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My dad made this penny for me
when we went to Carlsbad Caverns.

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It was the best day
we ever had.

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- Do you always carry this with you?
- Yeah.

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So I guess I'm a freak, too.

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If Jake Slater doesn't like you

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because you carry a pouch
full of baby teeth, then...

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well, you understand
why, right?

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It's open.

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- Hey, Charlie. Hey, Sam.
- Hi.

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Hey, Kate.
I'm going to go pack.

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Why doesn't she like me?

122
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Do you think she knows
we're sleeping together?

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Nobody knows. Maybe she's
just intimidated by you.

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That's cool.

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So why am I here?

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Because I want to ask you to help me
with my sleep deprivation project.

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I need another psychologist
there to supervise the group

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for a few hours while I rest so
I can be fresh for the session.

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Well, I would, but you're not still
going through with that, are you?

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Kate, Kate. This is
breakthrough research

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and really positive
for my patients.

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Breakthrough research?

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Somebody wants to get into the
"journal of applied psychology."

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But my primary
concern is my patients.

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Come on, Charlie. You're
desperate for recognition.

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You can't play baseball anymore, so
you're trying to get it in psychotherapy.

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So? What's wrong with wanting to be
known as the best in your profession?

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Because you're experimenting
on human beings

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and sleep deprivation is not a
recognized therapeutic tool.

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God, you can be so stubborn.

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I am not being stubborn.

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I'm laying the foundation
for a new methodology.

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And, for the record,
you're a therapeutic tool.

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Drat. Outwitted.

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Hey, Charlie. Hey, Kate.
Sam ready to go?

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She's upstairs grabbing her bag, and
thanks again for taking her on my weekend.

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Oh, well, it's probably
a good idea she's not here

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for your crazy people
stay-up-all-night party.

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I mean, I'm not a professional,
but it seems to me

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that unstable people need
as much sleep as possible.

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Right.
Get some rest.

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You know, there's something I've been
wanting to say to you for a long time.

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- Yeah?
- It's really stupid,

154
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but for the longest time
I thought you and Charlie

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had the hots for each other.

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- You're kidding.
- I know. It's crazy.

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I mean, you're gay, right?

158
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I mean, I'm not gay gay.

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I mean, I like to live
in the moment.

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You're so cool.
We should hang out.

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Patrick, you're early.

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Didn't realize traffic
was going to be so light,

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but since I'm
the first person here

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for our "no sleepover,"
I'll just take the couch.

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Patrick, if you want the couch, just say
you got here early to take the couch.

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Nobody is going to be petty enough
to compete with you for the couch.

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00:08:02,431 --> 00:08:05,127
Damn it!
I wanted the couch.

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Oh, crap!
The couch is gone.

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I told you if I let you pick
me up, you had to be on time.

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I'm sorry. I've never
been to your house before.

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Please. I've seen you parked
outside my house for hours.

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Well, not in daytime.

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Okay, guys.
As you can see,

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I've set up a few cameras around
to document the workshop.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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I did not agree to be filmed.

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Okay, I will make sure that no footage
of you ends up in my presentation.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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I did not agree
not to be filmed.

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Okay. We've all been up
for about 12 hours,

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but most sleep deprivation symptoms
don't kick in until after 36.

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So we'll start
the session tomorrow night.

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Until then, the only rule
is to stay awake.

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Ed, wake up.

185
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Ed?

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- Ed!
- Oh, my God. He's not breathing.

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Ha ha!

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00:09:02,679 --> 00:09:04,743
You hit your feet,
you lose your seat.

189
00:09:08,878 --> 00:09:11,213
I think I can trace a lot of
my anger back to the moment

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I found out my mother died.

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I was in the back
of a cab with my brother.

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He hung up the phone,
he turned to me

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and he said,
"mom's dead."

194
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There was nothing in his eyes.

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It was like he
didn't even care.

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I said, "what's the matter
with you? Our mother is dead!"

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- You know what? That sucked.
- Okay.

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Patrick, we're 24 hours in. You've been
in front of the camera for half that.

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So far your mother
has died in a cab,

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on a train, on a
plane, in a boat.

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00:09:46,338 --> 00:09:49,411
The only place she hasn't
died is in a box with a fox.

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Stop rehearsing
your breakthrough.

203
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Ed, what was that?

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I was playing
the video bowling game

205
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and the controller
slipped out of my hand.

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I think I'm losing
my muscle control.

207
00:10:01,857 --> 00:10:05,370
That's great! That's the third
sign of sleep deprivation.

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00:10:05,437 --> 00:10:07,711
- What's the first one?
- Unsubstantiated euphoria.

209
00:10:07,778 --> 00:10:09,015
Yes!

210
00:10:11,261 --> 00:10:13,535
Kate should be here
any minute to cover for me.

211
00:10:15,578 --> 00:10:18,083
I'm cold. Nolan,
give me your blanket.

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00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:21,290
Sure. Here you go.

213
00:10:23,927 --> 00:10:25,694
Hey, Patrick?

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00:10:25,762 --> 00:10:26,995
What do you think
about me and Lacey?

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00:10:27,063 --> 00:10:30,198
Yeah, not a big fan.

216
00:10:30,266 --> 00:10:32,134
I mean, could you
see us together?

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00:10:32,202 --> 00:10:34,770
The only way that happens is
if she's robbing a gas station

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and using you
as a human shield.

219
00:10:36,339 --> 00:10:39,277
But you do see us together?

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00:10:39,345 --> 00:10:40,413
Cool.

221
00:10:44,119 --> 00:10:46,453
- Thank God you're here.
- I'm leaving.

222
00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:49,022
What? What do you mean you're leaving? I
have to get some sleep before the session.

223
00:10:49,090 --> 00:10:50,957
I have a client
who's having a breakdown.

224
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She's at the hospital.

225
00:10:52,226 --> 00:10:54,060
Okay. This may
sound a little harsh,

226
00:10:54,128 --> 00:10:55,995
but can't they just strap her to a
gurney, pump her full of drugs,

227
00:10:56,063 --> 00:10:58,464
and let her ride it out? You
know, kicking it old-school?

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- I have to sign her in.
- So you'll be gone,

229
00:11:01,401 --> 00:11:03,269
- what, a couple of hours?
- The family is committing her.

230
00:11:03,337 --> 00:11:04,404
The paperwork takes forever.

231
00:11:04,471 --> 00:11:06,406
That's why we never
did it with my mom.

232
00:11:06,473 --> 00:11:08,942
It was easier to just let her run
around the house naked covered in jam.

233
00:11:10,579 --> 00:11:12,246
Okay. I really can't
process that right now.

234
00:11:15,016 --> 00:11:18,751
If you're not back in time, I'll have to
do the session on 36 hours of no sleep.

235
00:11:18,819 --> 00:11:21,553
I'm sorry, but your muscle
coordination seems fine,

236
00:11:21,621 --> 00:11:23,221
your pupils are responsive,

237
00:11:23,289 --> 00:11:26,391
and you're showing no signs
of unsubstantiated euphoria.

238
00:11:26,458 --> 00:11:28,793
Look, let me just go and I will
get back as fast as I can.

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00:11:28,860 --> 00:11:31,295
You will?
You will? Yay!

240
00:11:41,804 --> 00:11:44,472
- Hey.
- Yeah?

241
00:11:44,540 --> 00:11:47,609
So it's been almost 36 hours.

242
00:11:47,677 --> 00:11:49,678
- How you doing?
- Not good.

243
00:11:49,746 --> 00:11:52,948
I think I just texted a picture
of my boobs to my dentist.

244
00:11:53,016 --> 00:11:55,017
Oh.

245
00:11:55,085 --> 00:11:57,152
Oh, what a coincidence.

246
00:11:57,220 --> 00:11:59,388
He wants me to come in
tomorrow for a cleaning.

247
00:12:01,191 --> 00:12:04,426
So, anyway...
I was thinking,

248
00:12:04,494 --> 00:12:06,828
if you're not doing anything, I
hear there's pizza in the kitchen.

249
00:12:06,896 --> 00:12:10,632
Do you want to go? Or I could
just bring you a piece.

250
00:12:10,700 --> 00:12:12,934
I don't want you touching my food.
I'll get it myself.

251
00:12:13,002 --> 00:12:15,571
Great.
It's a date.

252
00:12:18,942 --> 00:12:21,143
We got a great table.

253
00:12:21,211 --> 00:12:22,977
Only problem is

254
00:12:23,045 --> 00:12:25,012
it's so close to the kitchen.

255
00:12:30,719 --> 00:12:32,885
- Give me a coke.
- Okay.

256
00:12:46,365 --> 00:12:49,467
This will be fine.

257
00:12:49,534 --> 00:12:52,203
- That was funny.
- Thanks.

258
00:12:52,270 --> 00:12:54,204
When I'm tired,

259
00:12:54,272 --> 00:12:56,106
I'm really funny.

260
00:12:58,442 --> 00:13:00,275
Fork.

261
00:13:03,345 --> 00:13:04,645
Hey, guys.

262
00:13:04,713 --> 00:13:06,947
I'm going to make
some more coffee.

263
00:13:07,015 --> 00:13:09,549
- What's so funny?
- This fork was being hilarious.

264
00:13:12,252 --> 00:13:14,087
All right. Giddy and
mildly delusional.

265
00:13:14,154 --> 00:13:16,522
I think we're getting
real close to a session.

266
00:13:16,590 --> 00:13:19,925
Really?
Already?

267
00:13:19,993 --> 00:13:21,427
I must have completely
lost track of time.

268
00:13:21,495 --> 00:13:23,630
This was great.

269
00:13:23,697 --> 00:13:25,965
I hope we can do this again.

270
00:13:26,032 --> 00:13:28,033
I'm going to go splash
some pee on my face.

271
00:13:29,702 --> 00:13:32,236
Face on my pee.

272
00:13:32,304 --> 00:13:34,905
I will see you later.

273
00:13:34,973 --> 00:13:36,807
And I meant water.

274
00:13:45,414 --> 00:13:48,046
It's a crazy night, huh?

275
00:13:48,114 --> 00:13:51,349
- You holding up okay?
- Oh, yeah.

276
00:13:51,417 --> 00:13:52,917
You've got something
right there.

277
00:13:54,319 --> 00:13:56,654
- Did I get it?
- Eh, no. Here, let me.

278
00:13:59,524 --> 00:14:02,759
- Lacey, you can't do that!
- Oh, I'm sorry.

279
00:14:02,827 --> 00:14:04,561
I'm sorry.
I meant to do this.

280
00:14:06,597 --> 00:14:08,097
That's the same thing!

281
00:14:09,466 --> 00:14:11,801
Lacey. Lacey.
You have to stop this.

282
00:14:11,869 --> 00:14:13,869
You're exhausted. What's going on
right now is called transference.

283
00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:17,039
I'm going to get a tattoo
of you somewhere special,

284
00:14:17,107 --> 00:14:20,776
and if you grow a little
beard, it will look perfect.

285
00:14:23,913 --> 00:14:26,181
You're having these emotions because
you feel like I'm the only man

286
00:14:26,249 --> 00:14:28,283
in your life who listens to you
and cares about you right now.

287
00:14:29,851 --> 00:14:32,486
Oh, my God.
You're right.

288
00:14:32,554 --> 00:14:36,189
What am I doing?
This is so embarrassing.

289
00:14:36,257 --> 00:14:38,757
It's okay. It's all right.

290
00:14:38,825 --> 00:14:41,459
Nobody will know.
You're tired.

291
00:14:41,527 --> 00:14:44,529
- You don't know what you're doing.
- Yes, I do.

292
00:14:44,597 --> 00:14:46,331
Okay. You do
a little bit.

293
00:14:49,001 --> 00:14:51,403
You've clearly lost all your inhibitions.
It's time to get started.

294
00:14:51,471 --> 00:14:54,306
- Great.
- With the session.

295
00:14:58,078 --> 00:15:01,080
Okay, everyone. Time for the session.
Let's do this.

296
00:15:01,148 --> 00:15:02,716
Ed, please turn off
the bowling game.

297
00:15:02,783 --> 00:15:04,484
All right. Fine.

298
00:15:08,789 --> 00:15:10,723
Okay.

299
00:15:10,791 --> 00:15:14,493
I think we're at a point now
where we have the opportunity

300
00:15:14,561 --> 00:15:18,030
to get beneath the surface of some
issues we're all messing with.

301
00:15:20,433 --> 00:15:22,835
Please, Ed. Tell me
you're still bowling.

302
00:15:26,906 --> 00:15:28,407
- Who would like to start?
- I would.

303
00:15:28,474 --> 00:15:30,709
Two years ago,
I was in New York.

304
00:15:30,777 --> 00:15:33,345
I was in the back of the cab and
my brother got a phone call.

305
00:15:33,412 --> 00:15:35,346
Does anybody
have something real?

306
00:15:35,414 --> 00:15:38,583
I would like to talk
about something real.

307
00:15:38,650 --> 00:15:40,885
Okay, but remember, even
though we're in therapy,

308
00:15:40,952 --> 00:15:43,654
there are some things that
nobody wants to hear about.

309
00:15:43,722 --> 00:15:46,656
Oh, you'll want to hear this.

310
00:15:46,724 --> 00:15:48,825
I've had a lot of
boyfriends break up with me

311
00:15:48,893 --> 00:15:51,027
because they
say I'm too sexual.

312
00:15:51,095 --> 00:15:52,729
Well, stuff happens.

313
00:15:54,265 --> 00:15:55,699
Nolan, you've been quiet.

314
00:15:55,767 --> 00:15:59,470
Actually, I really want to
hear what Lacey has to say.

315
00:15:59,537 --> 00:16:01,606
- Me, too.
- Sing it.

316
00:16:05,812 --> 00:16:09,148
When I want someone,
I just have to have them.

317
00:16:09,215 --> 00:16:12,751
And I tell them
nothing's off-limits.

318
00:16:12,819 --> 00:16:16,521
You can't hurt me.
Is that unusual, Charlie?

319
00:16:16,589 --> 00:16:19,525
Is there something
wrong with me?

320
00:16:21,494 --> 00:16:23,496
Are you seeing what I'm seeing?

321
00:16:23,563 --> 00:16:26,332
That is an unusual
way to sit. Right?

322
00:16:30,571 --> 00:16:33,040
Okay. Lacey,
let's get into this.

323
00:16:33,108 --> 00:16:35,042
Your sexually
provocative behavior

324
00:16:35,110 --> 00:16:37,111
is probably just you trying
to fill an emotional void

325
00:16:37,179 --> 00:16:40,181
- left behind from your childhood.
- Wow. Void.

326
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:43,284
Someone likes to talk dirty
with people watching.

327
00:16:45,554 --> 00:16:49,157
- She's a complete slut.
- I could have told you that from the shoes.

328
00:16:52,328 --> 00:16:54,095
I'm going to go get some pizza.

329
00:16:54,163 --> 00:16:55,397
You remember pizza?

330
00:17:00,703 --> 00:17:03,706
Looks like your ship is
taking on water, captain.

331
00:17:03,774 --> 00:17:05,241
Not helping, ed.

332
00:17:05,309 --> 00:17:07,377
People are just getting into
some more difficult truths.

333
00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:10,046
Lacey is this close to realizing that she
doesn't need to use sex to get love.

334
00:17:10,114 --> 00:17:11,748
I use love to get sex.

335
00:17:11,816 --> 00:17:15,251
Love is empty and meaningless,
and sex lasts forever.

336
00:17:18,522 --> 00:17:21,491
Two down, two to go.
Time to call in a mayday.

337
00:17:21,558 --> 00:17:24,360
- Ed, please.
- Everyone is experiencing emotions but me.

338
00:17:24,428 --> 00:17:26,262
Why can't I feel anything real?

339
00:17:26,330 --> 00:17:27,864
Oh, this isn't even real.

340
00:17:29,933 --> 00:17:31,835
You just hit the iceberg, boy.

341
00:17:31,902 --> 00:17:33,770
This whole thing is going down.

342
00:17:33,838 --> 00:17:35,772
If I were you,
I would call it a day.

343
00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:37,440
- I know what I'm doing.
- The hell you do.

344
00:17:37,508 --> 00:17:39,009
Shut up, dad!

345
00:17:43,448 --> 00:17:45,018
I apologize
for "shut up."

346
00:17:45,085 --> 00:17:46,821
I'm going to need a few
minutes in the kitchen

347
00:17:46,889 --> 00:17:48,723
to figure out "dad."

348
00:17:55,379 --> 00:17:57,379
You okay?

349
00:17:57,447 --> 00:18:00,449
I tried to be objective and I
wind up yelling at a patient.

350
00:18:00,516 --> 00:18:02,551
Oh, come on,
Charlie. Wake up.

351
00:18:04,487 --> 00:18:05,620
Look what happened here.

352
00:18:05,688 --> 00:18:08,489
You called one
of your patients dad.

353
00:18:08,557 --> 00:18:10,525
Freud would be creaming
his jeans over that.

354
00:18:10,593 --> 00:18:12,994
Freud wouldn't wear jeans.
He'd wear a slip.

355
00:18:13,062 --> 00:18:14,629
Freudian slip.

356
00:18:14,697 --> 00:18:17,332
I'm so tired.

357
00:18:19,101 --> 00:18:20,702
But your hypothesis
was correct.

358
00:18:20,770 --> 00:18:23,672
The inhibitions came down
and the truth came out.

359
00:18:23,739 --> 00:18:26,141
- Yeah, for me.
- Nobody else had a breakthrough?

360
00:18:26,208 --> 00:18:27,976
Lacey cried, nolan yelled,

361
00:18:28,043 --> 00:18:29,711
and Patrick realized he's
avoiding his real emotions.

362
00:18:29,779 --> 00:18:31,713
That is huge!

363
00:18:31,781 --> 00:18:33,115
What did you realize
about your dad?

364
00:18:34,818 --> 00:18:36,251
I... I don't know.
What did I realize?

365
00:18:36,319 --> 00:18:39,288
Wake up!

366
00:18:39,355 --> 00:18:41,623
Ed is on my ass just like my
dad's been my whole life.

367
00:18:41,691 --> 00:18:43,092
I've never been
good enough for him.

368
00:18:43,159 --> 00:18:45,995
- And?
- And?

369
00:18:46,063 --> 00:18:48,197
Wake up!

370
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,433
Now it's just about
hitting me, isn't it?

371
00:18:53,436 --> 00:18:55,237
Why did you do this study?

372
00:18:55,305 --> 00:18:57,105
Who do you want
recognition from?

373
00:18:57,173 --> 00:18:58,974
Have you asked yourself
even one of these questions?

374
00:18:59,042 --> 00:19:00,776
Well, not yet. Someone has been
slapping the crap out of me.

375
00:19:00,844 --> 00:19:03,479
Okay.
Okay. Okay.

376
00:19:03,546 --> 00:19:05,514
I'm still trying
to make my dad proud.

377
00:19:05,582 --> 00:19:08,751
That's what this whole
thing was about.

378
00:19:08,818 --> 00:19:11,854
Why can't I be a normal person and
just want to have sex with my mom?

379
00:19:17,127 --> 00:19:19,795
Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey.

380
00:19:19,863 --> 00:19:21,797
Except it's eggables
and tofacon.

381
00:19:25,869 --> 00:19:27,770
Ed, I'm very sorry
about last night.

382
00:19:27,838 --> 00:19:29,572
- I was really burnt.
- Good,

383
00:19:29,639 --> 00:19:31,607
because I was afraid you
were going to come over here

384
00:19:31,674 --> 00:19:33,809
and ask me to take you fishing.

385
00:19:35,011 --> 00:19:37,012
If you want
to go to a strip club,

386
00:19:37,079 --> 00:19:39,881
- I'd be up for that.
- No, no.

387
00:19:39,949 --> 00:19:42,384
Here's your blanket.

388
00:19:42,452 --> 00:19:44,387
Keep it.

389
00:19:44,455 --> 00:19:46,756
Someday when you're lying in your
bed with it wrapped around you,

390
00:19:46,824 --> 00:19:48,424
I want you to think about
what could have been.

391
00:19:49,693 --> 00:19:51,828
Just take your stupid blanket.

392
00:19:58,436 --> 00:20:00,203
- You okay?
- Yeah.

393
00:20:00,271 --> 00:20:02,840
Whatever I did last night, don't
take it seriously. I was crazy.

394
00:20:02,907 --> 00:20:04,241
We all got a little
crazy last night.

395
00:20:05,543 --> 00:20:07,278
I was thinking
about what you said,

396
00:20:07,345 --> 00:20:10,447
and I may have some anger stuff

397
00:20:10,515 --> 00:20:13,917
from when I was a kid... stuff
from my dad leaving or whatever.

398
00:20:13,985 --> 00:20:16,219
Welcome to the club.

399
00:20:16,287 --> 00:20:19,456
This is a penny
my dad made for me

400
00:20:19,524 --> 00:20:21,225
at Carlsbad Caverns.

401
00:20:21,293 --> 00:20:24,294
It's actually the last great time I
remember us ever having together.

402
00:20:24,362 --> 00:20:26,163
I keep it for good luck.

403
00:20:28,633 --> 00:20:31,768
So it reminds you that,
even though you have issues

404
00:20:31,836 --> 00:20:33,337
with your parents,
you can move past them?

405
00:20:33,404 --> 00:20:34,905
Exactly.

406
00:20:34,973 --> 00:20:37,040
Thanks. Hope it works.

407
00:20:40,945 --> 00:20:42,546
Isn't that the coin

408
00:20:42,613 --> 00:20:44,948
you have been carrying
around for 35 years?

409
00:20:46,150 --> 00:20:47,450
Yeah.

410
00:20:49,186 --> 00:20:51,554
- Did you mean to give it to her?
- No.

411
00:20:56,394 --> 00:20:59,529
- How are you feeling?
- Sad.

412
00:21:03,535 --> 00:21:05,939
Do you want me to take you
to carlsbad caverns?

413
00:21:07,478 --> 00:21:09,946
Is that a euphemism
for something else?

414
00:21:10,013 --> 00:21:12,315
- Yeah.
- Then yes.

415
00:21:13,236 --> 00:21:16,315
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