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Let's move on.

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Donovan, I know that you
and Cleo had some words

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about how much time you've
been spending in the library.

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So do you want
to talk about that?

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Yes. Cleo has been
real supportive lately.

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He knows that I have
to get my law degree

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so I can prove beyond a shadow
of a doubt that I'm innocent.

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They have you on videotape
stabbing three people

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at a Relax The Back store.

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I ain't said it was
going to be easy.

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Now, Cleo, I know you were angry about
not spending enough time with Donovan.

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You want to tell us why you
were able to let that go?

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I don't want to, but I have to.

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Donovan, you know how we
said that if one of us

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gets out before the other
that we would kill ourselves?

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I-I'd like
to revisit that.

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What?

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I'm getting out today.

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<i>I got a letter last week...</i>

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something about
prison overcrowded.

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What?!

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- You knew for a week?!
- Donovan, Donovan, you're obviously hurt.

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You need to express to Cleo
how that makes you feel.

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Otherwise, hurt turns to anger,

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anger turns to rage,
and rage turns to...

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holy crap!

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No, no, it's all right.

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Why didn't you tell me?!

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I thought you might get mad.

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Well, he did kill three people
already for less, so good call.

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- I'm so sorry, monster.
- No!

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I'm not your monster any more.

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You broke my heart, Cleo.

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I could have traded you
for Jell-O

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and I didn't.

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- Here you go, bro.
- Ahh!

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How about now?

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Now's good.

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Okay, I know it goes
without saying,

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but I'm going
to go ahead and say it.

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We never hand the angry man
a second chair.

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Sync and corrections by Sp8ky for
www.addic7ed.com.

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Now remember, when you
approach the dish,

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you got to do something
to distract the pitcher.

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Wink at her like maybe you
know something she doesn't.

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Like this generation
will be the first to do

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worse than their parents and
we're all doomed for failure?

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- Just try to hit the ball and have fun.
- Gotcha.

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This tournament's
making me nuts.

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I don't even know how Sam's going
to deal with the bus ride there

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with her OCD and everything.

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She's terrified
of truck stop bathrooms.

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Hey, I want my teenage daughter

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terrified of
truck stop bathrooms.

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Good point.
Hey, while we have a second,

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will you look at something?

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It's a new business
I'm looking into.

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- Green Goddesses?
- It's a maid-service franchise

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that hires hot maids
and only uses green products.

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Hot maids?

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Where are you going to find beautiful
women who want to clean toilets?

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Men have been looking for that
for thousands of years.

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They help you.

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You give Green Goddesses
$10,000

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and they give you the logo,
the cleaning supplies,

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and the short skirts.
It's a no-brainer.

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So for 10 grand
you get Lysol and a logo

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of a dolphin
with tits and a mop?

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First of all, it's a mermaid

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with an eco-friendly
dolphin's head.

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And why do you have to be so negative?

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Remember Downward Dog,

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the yoga studio...

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for dogs?

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- Cleo.
- It's Derek on the outside.

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Hi, I don't think we've met.

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Uh, this is Derek,
an old ballplayer buddy.

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This is my ex-wife
Jennifer.

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- Hey.
- Hi.

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Why would you ex this?

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Well, who says it was his idea?

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I don't recognize you.
Where did you and Charlie play?

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He played at Akron.

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Hell of a ballplayer.
Switch-hitter.

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Mom, let's go to the bus.
We're going to be late.

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- All right.
- Bye, kiddo.

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Bye.
Nice meeting you.

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- What the hell are you doing here?
- I went to see my wife.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You have a wife?

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I'm PG, man.

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Prison gay.

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What happens in jail
stays in jail.

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So what happened
with your wife?

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She said she was
going to wait for me,

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but there's a Jack in the
Box where my house was.

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She moved to San Diego with some
Chinese guy, and they got three kids.

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And a damn dog named Cleo.

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Wow, that really sucks.

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So can I get you
some water or something?

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- You know why I'm here.
- For water?

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My parole officer said
if I don't find an address

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by tonight, I got to go
to a county facility.

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I need a place to stay.

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Look, look, Derek,
I would love to help you,

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but I got to keep our relationship
strictly professional.

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But if you want to come here
for anger therapy classes,

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I'd be more than
happy to do that.

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- When's the next session?
- Tomorrow, 2:00 PM.

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Great! I'm going
to wait on the couch.

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Everybody, this is Derek.

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Derek is a former member
of my prison group.

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I want to remind
you all that, as always,

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everyone's private life
is confidential.

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- Nothing leaves this room.
- Unless he steals it.

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Okay, let's just pick up
where we left off last time.

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- Patrick?
- Right, so...

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I was at this restaurant
having dinner with a friend,

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and this prick next to me
says that I'm too loud

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and threatens
to call the manager.

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I got something like that.

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I shared a cell with a Russian
gangster and he said I talked too loud

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and if I didn't stop, he'd
tie my balls around my neck.

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He called it
a "Moscow Bow Tie."

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Look how much
we all have in common.

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- And what happened, Patrick?
- Never mind.

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Lacey, how are things
going with your mom?

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She's insane.

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If I want to keep getting my
allowance, I have to get a job.

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I thought parents were supposed
to fund you unconditionally.

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That's love you
unconditionally.

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They don't let dogs do that.

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Well, she gives my dog an allowance,
too, and he doesn't have to get a job.

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I feel you, girl.

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Parents can be frustrating.

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Mine would burn me
with cigarettes.

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You learn to stop reaching

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across the table
for food real quick.

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Ed, I'm assuming you're going to pass
on the story about the gum wrappers?

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Uh, yeah.

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You know, Prison-break
Jones over there

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is not the only guy
who has had a tough life.

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I'm sorry, forgot your name.

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My mother burned me, too,

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with unending, subtle
critiques of my clothes.

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You may not see the scars,
but they're there.

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Well, I think we can all
take a lesson from this.

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When you think your
problems are really big,

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remember, at least no one is tying
your junk around your neck.

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Don't quote me on that.

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- Hey, Derek. How are you doing?
- Good, good.

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Charlie's letting me
crash for a few days,

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so I thought I'd
help out a little.

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Well, don't mind me.
I'm just going to borrow.

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Charlie's washing machine
for a couple of loads.

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Mine keeps lighting up
"unbalanced."

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I think it's making fun of me.

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You know what?
Let me get that for you.

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I'm doing Charlie's
and mine anyway.

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Jennifer:
<i>Wow, thank you.</i>

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Don't mind the granny panties.
They're not mine.

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They just came with the basket.

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If your washing machine's
broke, I'm pretty handy.

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- I can take a look at it.
- Really?

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- Yeah.
- Okay. That'd be great.

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That'd be amazing.
Thank you.

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Why is he doing your laundry?

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Because he offered,
like a gentleman, Charlie.

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Is there
a Mrs. Gentleman?

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Wow. Okay, I...

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I should probably tell you something
about Derek. Not a ballplayer.

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He was a member of the prison
group I volunteer with.

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- You're kidding.
- No.

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Hard-core criminal. 12 years
behind bars, grand theft auto,

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repeat offender,
the whole package.

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So he's good-looking,
not afraid of commitment,

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and always drives
a nice new car?

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- Don't go there, Jen.
- Pardon me?

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Don't get involved
with this guy, Jen.

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Do you really think I'm dumb
enough to date a felon?

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Why do you always
second-guess everything I do?

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Are you sure you want to
ask me that question?

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Why wouldn't...
hey, quit it.

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As soon as you write
my alimony check,

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give me some of that pizza
and he's done with my laundry,

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I'm out of here. I can
take care of myself.

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Did you TiVo "Project
Runway" for me?

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- Yeah.
- I'm going to go watch it.

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- Hi.
- Hey.

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See that guy down there?

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He's my patient.

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- Oh, is he the one that can't get mad?
- Yeah, we'll see.

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He thinks he's here because
I'm setting him up on a date,

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but I want you to do everything you
can to get him to the breaking point.

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How about I marry him?

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No, we're trying to get
him mad, not kill him.

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- Oh, I'm wet.
- Oh, I am so sorry.

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I hope those weren't
your good clothes.

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No, I'm meeting a girl,
but it's okay.

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It was an honest mistake.

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Oops.

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That wasn't as honest.

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Maybe I'll just have nuts.

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Well, at least now you've got
some where yours ought to be.

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What's your name?

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And I feel bad that Jen walked
away thinking I called her stupid.

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- Do you think Jen's stupid?
- No, no.

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I mean, you and I,
we have degrees,

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we read books,
we're academic smart.

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Jen is more...

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"I'm going up
the down escalator,

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"I'm not getting anywhere, so I
should probably turn around" smart.

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00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:14,167
You know, you might
want to get down

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off your high horse there
for a minute, buddy.

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I know Jennifer, and while
she's no Rhodes scholar,

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she's probably smarter than
you are in a lot of ways.

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I know one way she's not.

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I know what
Rhodes scholar means.

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00:10:27,014 --> 00:10:29,983
You know, there's lots of different
types of intelligence, Charlie.

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I bet, if I wanted to,
I could make you feel dumb.

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For example,

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spatial visual intelligence.

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Move only two matches

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to make a decagon.

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That's easy.

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Define decagon.

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10-sided figure.

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And don't worry,
even though you're dumb,

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I still think you're pretty,
and we're having sex tonight.

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What's this?

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You have to make a 10-sided
figure moving only two matches.

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I can do it moving one.

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00:11:06,629 --> 00:11:10,533
- There.
- Oh, my God. She's a genius.

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And if I do this and this...

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stick man with a boner.

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00:11:20,411 --> 00:11:22,879
Might have been a fluke.

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00:11:25,049 --> 00:11:27,084
You're right. You're right.
I can be the bigger man.

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I'm going to go apologize. I'll
meet you back at your place later.

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- Okay.
- And for the record...

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stick man with a coke problem.

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Stick man after
a car accident...

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because of his coke problem.

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Stick man living in a tent

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because he lost his house

244
00:11:58,586 --> 00:12:00,687
because of the car accident
and his coke problem.

245
00:12:02,323 --> 00:12:04,190
Who's the genius now?

246
00:12:07,595 --> 00:12:09,796
Just a minute.

247
00:12:14,836 --> 00:12:17,504
Oh, I'm sorry,
I should have called.

248
00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:19,672
Yeah, that would
have been a good idea.

249
00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:21,742
I was driving home
and I thought,

250
00:12:21,809 --> 00:12:23,411
I owe you an apology.

251
00:12:23,479 --> 00:12:25,382
You're not stupid.

252
00:12:25,450 --> 00:12:27,251
You're a smart person and you
know exactly what you're doing.

253
00:12:27,318 --> 00:12:29,587
Baby, if that's the food,
just bring it to bed.

254
00:12:29,654 --> 00:12:31,822
I'm getting ready to massage.

255
00:12:39,331 --> 00:12:42,166
Oh, damn.

256
00:12:42,233 --> 00:12:44,701
You don't answer the door
when your nails are we

257
00:12:44,769 --> 00:12:46,403
but you're in the middle
of a prison rub-down

258
00:12:46,471 --> 00:12:47,504
and it's "Come on in."

259
00:12:56,654 --> 00:12:58,655
How stupid can one woman be?

260
00:12:58,723 --> 00:13:01,659
I know this game.
Sarah Palin, Nancy Pelosi,

261
00:13:01,726 --> 00:13:04,595
or Jennifer
your ex-wife.

262
00:13:04,663 --> 00:13:07,598
- She's sleeping with Derek.
- I know it's unpopular,

263
00:13:07,666 --> 00:13:09,734
but I'm going to go
with the liberal, Pelosi.

264
00:13:11,237 --> 00:13:13,838
- Okay, pants off.
- I told her not to

265
00:13:13,906 --> 00:13:16,308
and then she got mad at me for
assuming she'd do something stupid,

266
00:13:16,376 --> 00:13:17,543
and then what does she do?

267
00:13:17,610 --> 00:13:19,645
The gay felon.

268
00:13:19,713 --> 00:13:21,213
Did she even know he was gay?

269
00:13:21,281 --> 00:13:24,149
Yeah, she knows. She's a big girl.
She takes precautions.

270
00:13:24,217 --> 00:13:26,151
I'm worried about
the felon part.

271
00:13:26,219 --> 00:13:28,921
Yeah, that's
a reasonable concern.

272
00:13:28,988 --> 00:13:30,689
Okay, I'll get the shirt.

273
00:13:30,757 --> 00:13:32,424
I don't want this guy
in my life.

274
00:13:32,492 --> 00:13:34,193
He was in prison.

275
00:13:34,260 --> 00:13:36,495
He steals things and
hides them in his ass.

276
00:13:36,563 --> 00:13:38,230
Hey, Charlie, where are
your candlesticks?

277
00:13:38,298 --> 00:13:40,667
I don't know. Why don't you check
my ex-wife's boyfriend's ass?

278
00:13:42,336 --> 00:13:44,771
Charlie, you're upset.

279
00:13:44,839 --> 00:13:48,174
We have a session tomorrow and we'll
talk about this, so hold that thought.

280
00:13:48,242 --> 00:13:52,379
But right now hold this and press
the blue button three times.

281
00:13:53,681 --> 00:13:55,449
One, two, three.

282
00:13:55,517 --> 00:13:58,685
She knows what she's doing. She's
only doing this to piss me off.

283
00:13:58,753 --> 00:14:00,687
- Whoa.
- Exactly.

284
00:14:00,754 --> 00:14:03,256
I don't know how far
she'll take this.

285
00:14:03,324 --> 00:14:05,458
Are you listening to me?

286
00:14:05,526 --> 00:14:07,394
I can do two things at once.

287
00:14:07,461 --> 00:14:09,863
If she's doing this
just to piss you off,

288
00:14:09,931 --> 00:14:11,998
then the worst thing
you can do...

289
00:14:14,002 --> 00:14:16,970
is show her you're upset.

290
00:14:17,038 --> 00:14:20,040
Okay, I can't do
two things at once.

291
00:14:20,108 --> 00:14:23,745
Okay, you know what... just don't do
anything and she'll stop acting crazy.

292
00:14:23,812 --> 00:14:26,180
You're right. She's just trying
to get a reaction out of me.

293
00:14:26,248 --> 00:14:28,082
- I'm not going to feed into that.
- Good.

294
00:14:28,150 --> 00:14:30,518
Now, I need all
of your attention.

295
00:14:30,586 --> 00:14:33,288
I just want you to put
all your efforts

296
00:14:33,355 --> 00:14:36,491
into pleasing me.

297
00:14:36,558 --> 00:14:39,260
- What? I just push the button again?
- Yeah.

298
00:14:42,764 --> 00:14:46,000
- Am I actually a part of this?
- Shh.

299
00:14:49,572 --> 00:14:51,273
- Hey.
- Hey.

300
00:14:51,340 --> 00:14:55,411
I made breakfast.
I feel bad about yesterday.

301
00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:57,513
Oh, it's all good.
You can kick it with Jen.

302
00:14:57,580 --> 00:15:00,682
She's not my bitch no mo'.
She's just my baby mama.

303
00:15:03,383 --> 00:15:06,755
- Are you trying to talk black?
- A little bit.

304
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:08,891
That's just how Charlie do.

305
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:12,461
Yeah, well, Charlie, don't.

306
00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:18,133
You know, I'm proud of you.

307
00:15:18,201 --> 00:15:20,304
I mean, in group,
you tell us to let go

308
00:15:20,372 --> 00:15:23,007
of our anger and you do it.

309
00:15:23,075 --> 00:15:24,676
You really walk the walk.

310
00:15:24,744 --> 00:15:27,345
- Thank you.
- Because under normal circumstances,

311
00:15:27,413 --> 00:15:29,114
a guy comes into your
house, eats your food,

312
00:15:29,181 --> 00:15:31,750
sleeps in your bed,
oils up your ex-wife,

313
00:15:31,818 --> 00:15:34,552
a guy's got to get
upset about that.

314
00:15:34,620 --> 00:15:37,122
- Well, I always say lead by example.
- Yeah.

315
00:15:37,190 --> 00:15:40,458
- Could you pass the butter, please?
- Oh, yeah, sure.

316
00:15:40,526 --> 00:15:43,629
That's my butter!

317
00:15:43,697 --> 00:15:45,865
You didn't ask!
You just took it!

318
00:15:45,933 --> 00:15:47,467
And now you're
going to smear it

319
00:15:47,534 --> 00:15:50,069
all over your toast
right in front of me.

320
00:15:50,137 --> 00:15:52,138
If you don't want me
using your butter,

321
00:15:52,206 --> 00:15:55,407
- all you got to do is say so.
- I don't want you using my butter.

322
00:15:55,475 --> 00:15:58,343
It sure seems like
a waste of good butter.

323
00:15:59,679 --> 00:16:01,146
We're not talking about butter.

324
00:16:01,214 --> 00:16:04,683
I know, I know, I know.

325
00:16:04,751 --> 00:16:06,752
I'm going to put
some honey on those biscuits.

326
00:16:06,820 --> 00:16:10,623
- That's cool, right?
- Yeah, yeah. Honey is just honey.

327
00:16:10,691 --> 00:16:12,992
- Hey, Charlie.
- <i>Hey.</i>

328
00:16:13,060 --> 00:16:16,129
Hey, Boo. Ready to
head out to the beach?

329
00:16:16,197 --> 00:16:19,600
Yeah, uh, about that...

330
00:16:19,668 --> 00:16:22,803
- Can I talk to you out on the porch for a second?
- Okay.

331
00:16:26,742 --> 00:16:29,210
Mmm, honey and biscuits.

332
00:16:39,854 --> 00:16:43,423
- Ah!
- You son of a bitch!

333
00:16:43,490 --> 00:16:46,158
- You told Derek to stop seeing me.
- What do you care?

334
00:16:46,226 --> 00:16:48,594
This isn't about Derek. You're
just seeing him to piss me off.

335
00:16:48,662 --> 00:16:50,429
You're so full of yourself,

336
00:16:50,497 --> 00:16:52,899
it's unbelievable!
I can't just like him?

337
00:16:52,966 --> 00:16:55,435
- He's a felon.
- He's an ex-felon,

338
00:16:55,502 --> 00:16:58,504
and I'm a 40-year-old single
mother living in Los Angeles.

339
00:16:58,572 --> 00:17:00,306
I had to open up
the dating pool.

340
00:17:00,374 --> 00:17:03,142
I now accept bartenders,
pirates, and magicians.

341
00:17:05,178 --> 00:17:08,580
Look, I was in jail for a long
time, but I earned my GED.

342
00:17:08,648 --> 00:17:10,349
And I'm only two tests away

343
00:17:10,417 --> 00:17:12,418
from becoming a certified
VCR repairman.

344
00:17:12,486 --> 00:17:14,320
So...

345
00:17:16,289 --> 00:17:20,025
See? You always have to
control everything that I do.

346
00:17:20,093 --> 00:17:22,295
That's over.
From now on, I'm doing

347
00:17:22,362 --> 00:17:25,564
whatever I want to do and
you have no say about it.

348
00:17:25,632 --> 00:17:27,398
I don't agree with
anything you just said.

349
00:17:27,466 --> 00:17:29,533
And I don't care.

350
00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:33,036
Starting now, we're just a normal
divorced couple. We're not friends.

351
00:17:33,103 --> 00:17:35,538
When we run into each other
at the market, it's weird.

352
00:17:35,606 --> 00:17:38,508
If you're five minutes late dropping
off Sam, we've got a problem.

353
00:17:39,877 --> 00:17:42,212
Oh, and by the way,
Green Goddesses...

354
00:17:42,279 --> 00:17:44,281
the woman who bought
the LA franchise

355
00:17:44,348 --> 00:17:46,049
just got a boatload
of contracts.

356
00:17:46,116 --> 00:17:47,684
She's cleaning up.

357
00:17:47,751 --> 00:17:50,086
And I meant
to say st like that!

358
00:17:55,072 --> 00:17:57,673
You're not supposed to be friends
with your ex-wife anyway.

359
00:17:57,741 --> 00:17:59,976
That's against nature.

360
00:18:00,044 --> 00:18:02,145
I'm not saying it was easy, but
it was definitely worth it.

361
00:18:02,212 --> 00:18:04,080
And as a person, I like Jen.

362
00:18:04,148 --> 00:18:05,949
My ex-wife
and I hate each other.

363
00:18:06,016 --> 00:18:08,351
- What about your kids?
- We hate them, too.

364
00:18:09,787 --> 00:18:11,755
What the hell is...

365
00:18:14,024 --> 00:18:16,426
I knew this guy was trouble.
Call the police.

366
00:18:16,494 --> 00:18:19,663
Not every black man running
has committed a crime.

367
00:18:19,731 --> 00:18:21,465
They're right behind me!
I just stole a car!

368
00:18:23,001 --> 00:18:24,835
You're making me look bad
in front of my friend.

369
00:18:24,903 --> 00:18:26,270
I'm going back
to prison, Charlie.

370
00:18:26,338 --> 00:18:28,672
I tried to make it work,
but I miss Donovan.

371
00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:32,042
Now I got to go get arrested in San
Bernardino so I go  back to the same prison.

372
00:18:32,110 --> 00:18:34,311
No, this is crazy.
What about Jennifer?

373
00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:36,380
Oh, your ex-wife
is a beautiful woman,

374
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:38,749
but it just didn't feel right.
I miss my monster.

375
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:43,854
I gotta go, Charlie. I hope
you're not disappointed in me.

376
00:18:43,922 --> 00:18:46,591
Well, it would've been nice if you'd have
made your life work on the outside, but...

377
00:18:46,658 --> 00:18:48,726
I got very little time
and you're going on a bit.

378
00:18:50,729 --> 00:18:52,630
Oh, I told Jennifer
and she's a mess.

379
00:18:52,697 --> 00:18:55,166
You might want
to check in on her.

380
00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:57,167
I'll see you
next week in group.

381
00:19:07,315 --> 00:19:09,749
That's great. Now you're
here to rub it in my face?

382
00:19:09,817 --> 00:19:11,651
- Jennifer...
- No, no, no. You did it, Charlie.

383
00:19:11,719 --> 00:19:13,954
Once again, you proved
you're smarter than me.

384
00:19:14,021 --> 00:19:16,523
Smarter than I.

385
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:21,458
But that doesn't matter.
That's not why I'm here.

386
00:19:23,193 --> 00:19:26,194
What's wrong with me?
I just... I can't find it.

387
00:19:26,262 --> 00:19:28,929
What?

388
00:19:28,997 --> 00:19:31,131
- I don't make good decisions.
- Yes, you do.

389
00:19:31,199 --> 00:19:34,103
You dumped me.

390
00:19:34,171 --> 00:19:37,273
That was mostly my mom
and my sisters,

391
00:19:37,341 --> 00:19:38,708
a couple of psychics.

392
00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:43,013
Look, you're not the one
who has to change anything.

393
00:19:43,081 --> 00:19:45,683
I think you're right.
I do try to control you.

394
00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:48,685
I don't know, maybe it's just my way
of making sure you still need me.

395
00:19:48,753 --> 00:19:51,088
Or maybe you're
just a butt-hole.

396
00:19:53,224 --> 00:19:55,325
We can talk semantics all day.

397
00:19:57,728 --> 00:20:00,029
What's important
is that we stay friends.

398
00:20:00,097 --> 00:20:03,600
It's been great for Sam
and it's been great for me.

399
00:20:04,969 --> 00:20:06,569
All right.

400
00:20:06,637 --> 00:20:09,672
- But no more judging, okay?
- You got it.

401
00:20:09,740 --> 00:20:13,476
Now, Hold Onto Your Hat.

402
00:20:13,544 --> 00:20:16,913
- What?
- No, that's the company name.

403
00:20:16,981 --> 00:20:20,149
It's a little Velcro strap that
attaches your hat to your collar.

404
00:20:20,217 --> 00:20:22,452
Thousands of hats
are lost every year

405
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:25,655
due to rainstorms, boats,
and amusement park rides.

406
00:20:25,723 --> 00:20:28,692
No one has an exact number,
but the financial loss

407
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:30,894
reaches well into the millions.

408
00:20:33,464 --> 00:20:36,667
- What do you think?
- I think...

409
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,835
I mean, nobody likes
losing a hat.

410
00:20:38,903 --> 00:20:41,303
That's amazing!
That's our motto!

411
00:20:41,371 --> 00:20:44,904
"Nobody likes
losing a hat."

412
00:20:44,972 --> 00:20:47,140
I... I can't do it.
I'm sorry.

413
00:20:47,207 --> 00:20:51,110
It's... it's a horrible idea.
You'll lose everything.

414
00:20:51,178 --> 00:20:53,846
- That was just a test.
- No, it wasn't.

415
00:20:53,914 --> 00:20:56,582
Okay, I'm into them for $1,000.

416
00:20:57,984 --> 00:21:00,418
God, I need help.

417
00:21:00,486 --> 00:21:01,492
It's okay.

418
00:21:01,811 --> 00:21:03,661
We'll try and finance some kind of a

419
00:21:03,980 --> 00:21:06,187
♪ franchise anonymous program.

420
00:21:06,750 --> 00:21:08,159
I bet there isn't one.

421
00:21:08,375 --> 00:21:10,706
- We can start that.
- Shut up.

422
00:21:11,039 --> 00:21:15,576
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