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Coming!
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Here's your daughter. I'm done with her.
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Turns out I'm stupid, and I
don't get it, and I never will.
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Wait a minute. When I
dropped her off at your house,
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I was stupid, I don't
get it, and I never will.
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Man, just when you think you're special.
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You're both horrible, horrible people.
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Is that an upgrade from stupid?
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You mind if I check the score of the game?
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I don't mind, but you might want to bolt.
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Your ex-girlfriend Lori is in the kitchen.
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Wait a minute. "No birth control" Lori?
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That didn't catch on, so
she just goes by Lori now.
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Don't worry about it. We're fine.
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Even though she thinks
psychotherapy is a scam,
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I really liked her.
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So what are you guys up to?
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We're working on a new business.
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- Cofftea.
- Cofftea?
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Are you tired of having to decide
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between having a cup of
coffee or a cup of tea?
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No.
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I know, I can never decide either.
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Just brew-steep up
a fresh pot-kettle
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of coffee-flavored tea
and you can have both.
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How's that sound?
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Like I'd rather live with
painful indecisiveness.
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Jen, there's a problem.
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The pot-kettle's acting weird
and it isn't brew-steeping.
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Then you better get back in there
before it starts fire-smoking.
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I knew I shouldn't have listened to that
stupid Korean woman at the nail shop.
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If it's such a sure thing, why
is she still scrubbing feet?
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Hey, Charlie.
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Thanks.
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This is such a weird coincidence.
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I was just thinking about
calling you the other day.
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But you can't use the phone
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when the moon is in the
second phase of Capricorn?
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No, I just didn't
like how we left everything.
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I shouldn't have scared you off
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by saying I didn't
believe in birth control.
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Oh, don't beat yourself up.
There was a lot more to it than that.
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Uh... Like what?
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If you won't let me lie, I
can't make you feel better.
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I think I just said that
as a defense mechanism
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because I have a fear of intimacy.
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Defense mechanism? Fear of intimacy?
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Sounds like someone is changing
their mind about therapy.
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Well, I did read a "Psychology Today"
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while I was waiting to be
fitted for my new diaphragm.
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Fitted? I thought those things
were just kind of off the rack.
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Aw, Mr. Goodson, you have so much to learn.
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How about I come over Wednesday
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and give you some private tutoring?
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You mean sex, right?
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'Cause the last time a woman
offered me private tutoring,
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there was a huge misunderstanding.
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I wound up learning calculus.
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Sync & corrections by No1
www.addic7ed.com
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It's called Coffee.
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Oh, my God.
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How come Jen never invents...
oh, my God! There's an aftertaste.
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You think it's gone... but it's not.
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That's the tea.
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Remember Lori?
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You mean "the romantic girl of your dreams"
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"except she was a lunatic" Lori?
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Yeah, that didn't catch on.
She's just going by Lori now.
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Her and I are gonna give it another shot.
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So it would probably make sense
for us to put our thing on hold.
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Look, I have no problem
honoring our agreement
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but you've already tried
capturing this unicorn,
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which I'm sure she also
believes in, and failed.
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So why can't you just be happy
with our amazing arrangement?
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I am, but you know that I want more...
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Jen, you've got to make a big cup for Kate.
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She's gonna love it.
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I've got to start group.
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- Hey, Kate.
- Hey, Jen.
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No time for Coffee. I'm on my way out.
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Okay. Oh, hey, don't forget
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we've still got to do
that girls' night out.
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Just let me know when you're ready.
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Does this girls' night out
involve picking up guys?
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If it doesn't, I don't
know why we're going.
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Great.
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Then I'm ready. How about tomorrow?
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It's loaded with guys. There's
a guitar store down the street
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and a fire station next door.
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Good, because I am not looking
for anything deep or meaningful.
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No, if you want deep and meaningful,
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Everything's a negotiation,
but it's worth it.
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Sorry I'm late.
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I had to walk here.
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Why? I thought you were driving everywhere
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because you sold advertising
space on your car.
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I was. I just ran out of gas.
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Well, Vagisil is really getting
their money's worth today.
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Lacey, anything you'd like to share?
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Yeah, I'm sick of guys
misrepresenting themselves as rich.
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But instead of getting stuck in anger,
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It's a website for women who
want to date rich guys only.
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For sure.
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Lacey, you are a horrible judge of
character and this isn't going to help.
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Instead of picking
losers in gin-soaked bars,
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you'll be picking losers
in your gin-soaked home.
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Hey, that is so... true.
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I just want what everyone else wants...
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You just don't
know what to look for.
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I bet I can get on that site and I
can find you a great guy like that.
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I'll bet you 100 bucks that
I can do it better than you.
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I don't care nothing about
Lacey, but I just like gambling.
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Oh, please. Like you guys
know me better than me.
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I spend all day thinking about me.
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You spend, like, what, maybe two or
three hours a day thinking about me.
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Messes with the average.
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About what we need than we are.
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As soon as I get my Vagisil check,
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I will pay everybody $20 not to do this.
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Okay, so here's the plan. I'll
give each of you my password,
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you pretend you're me, and
whoever picks the best catch wins.
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Remember, guys, everything you put
on the Internet stays there forever.
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So when you represent Lacey online,
be very careful to protect her dignity.
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Yes, please. Oh, and by the way,
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if the guy is worth more than 10 million,
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that unlocks a private
photo gallery of racy photos
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of me in the desert doing stuff on a car.
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Okay, so dignity is not an issue.
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Let's just not give out her home address.
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So, was that okay?
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Super?
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Really?
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I'm just quiet. Is that okay?
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I love quiet.
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And the quiet went perfectly
with the not moving.
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Oh, don't you worry about me. I am great.
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I just want you to enjoy yourself.
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See, here's the thing.
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A big part of my good time is knowing
that you're having a good time.
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Then you just had one of
the best sexual experiences
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of your life, buddy.
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Oh, good.
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Thanks for letting me know.
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I'm telling you, this woman has got it all.
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She's smart, funny, and
when I got her into bed...
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Tell me everything. Don't spare a detail.
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It was horrible.
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Like building Ikea furniture
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without the fun or sense of accomplishment.
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Wow, I did not see that coming.
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I didn't either and I was there.
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Well, sorry to hear that.
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And sort of secretly happy.
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I thought she was just
nervous the first time.
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We've gone a couple more
rounds and nothing's changed.
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- So what are you gonna do?
- I don't know.
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I mean, can a relationship
survive if the sex is bad?
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Sure, it can limp along for
years before you're divorced,
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living alone, playing
pool with your neighbor
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and listening to him complain about bad sex
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with a stone-cold fox.
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So that would be a no.
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A sad, sad no.
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I've got to break up with her and
I am not looking forward to it.
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Just tell her during sex. That
way she won't have a reaction.
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It's got to be weird. So
many fires happen at night.
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You probably save a lot of
women that are half dressed.
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Just throw them over your shoulder
and take them back to your place.
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Pardon me?
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I mean, the hospital.
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How about you call me
and we'll talk about it?
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I got a fireman's number.
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Let me guess, 9-1-1?
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- Are you okay?
- No.
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I am not okay.
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Guys have been all over
you since we walked in
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and not one guy has hit on me.
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I think maybe I just need someplace
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that's a little more
sophisticated like an art gallery.
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Come on, the night's young.
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Give it another chance.
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- Hey.
- Oh, hi.
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- No, it's all yours.
- Thanks.
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One second.
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Thursday at an art gallery.
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Show me your rich guys.
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My rich guy is the son
of a shipping magnate
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and has accomplished
absolutely nothing on his own.
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He just runs around the world
spending his parents' money.
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Ooh, let me see. Oh!
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One day, he hopes to settle
down and enroll in DJ school.
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Follow that, Edward Shakyhands.
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My young feller selflessly
gives back to his community.
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This former New Jersey state trooper
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was decorated twice for valor.
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Why are you still talking?
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Why?
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Because Deputy Dipstick here
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slipped on a grape in a supermarket
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and won a lawsuit for $30 million.
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Ta-ra-ra-boom, you're gay.
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This is very close. Nolan, you're up.
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This devil-may-care rapscallion
plays by his own rules.
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He's handsome and debonair.
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This young man boasts assets that
include but are not limited to
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his own car.
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No. I'm going with Patrick's.
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Please go out with him. I'm begging you.
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You could keep the $100.
That's how rich he is.
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Coming.
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- Hi.
- Lori.
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What are you doing here? I thought
we were gonna meet at the restaurant.
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I know, but my psychic said
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that you had a big surprise
for me and I couldn't wait.
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Are we going somewhere?
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I'm not.
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Look, Lori, don't seem great right away,
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but they turn out terrific.
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For example, the Titanic hits an iceberg.
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Terrible surprise, couple
years later, box office gold.
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Are you breaking up with me?
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I'm sorry, Lori.
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I think you're fantastic.
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It's just I don't think we
have very good chemistry in bed.
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I'm not saying that sex
is the only thing, but...
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But it is what's breaking us up.
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Well, that and the religious differences.
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We don't have any religious differences.
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Well, then, yeah, it's the sex.
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Why? Because I don't make noises
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and thrash around like some kind of animal?
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Well, you don't have to make
it sound so base, but yes.
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You know what?
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I haven't had any complaints.
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Have you had any compliments?
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Uh, have you?
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Hey, hey, I can show
you taped testimonials.
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You're a pig.
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Hey, at least a pig
grunts every now and again.
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- Screw you.
- Screw you.
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- I'd love to.
- Are you serious?
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Yes!
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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I shouldn't have told
you how great the sex was.
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No, it's okay. We're in session.
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I am not bothered by the
"volume of the noises",
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your college-like turgidity,"
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or that at one point you had
"an out-of-body experience."
249
00:12:58,264 --> 00:13:00,165
Well, to be fair, that
was just for a second.
250
00:13:00,232 --> 00:13:02,401
We were changing positions.
251
00:13:02,468 --> 00:13:05,771
What I'm concerned about is that
you're going out with a woman
252
00:13:05,839 --> 00:13:09,141
who's only able to have
good sex when she's angry.
253
00:13:09,209 --> 00:13:12,111
That's not true. The anger
just unlocked her passion.
254
00:13:12,178 --> 00:13:14,746
She's incredibly inhibited and
our fight gave her permission
255
00:13:14,814 --> 00:13:16,148
to get in touch with herself,
256
00:13:16,215 --> 00:13:18,216
which at one point she did while I watched.
257
00:13:19,686 --> 00:13:22,887
Charlie, don't you see
that there's a problem?
258
00:13:22,955 --> 00:13:24,689
Yeah, I see that there's a problem. You.
259
00:13:24,757 --> 00:13:27,159
For the first time in a while,
I'm in a promising relationship
260
00:13:27,227 --> 00:13:29,595
and, surprise, you find
something wrong with it.
261
00:13:29,663 --> 00:13:31,963
I am not jealous.
262
00:13:32,031 --> 00:13:35,066
So if you think that
I am sitting home alone
263
00:13:35,134 --> 00:13:38,069
not getting hit on by
firemen and musicians,
264
00:13:38,137 --> 00:13:41,906
rest assured that that is not the case.
265
00:13:41,974 --> 00:13:44,108
Wait a minute. Firemen? Musicians?
266
00:13:44,176 --> 00:13:47,011
You went to El Tostada with Jen.
267
00:13:48,113 --> 00:13:50,048
I go for the food.
268
00:13:51,417 --> 00:13:54,186
Ed, I need your rich loser's number.
269
00:13:54,254 --> 00:13:56,022
Too late. He's gone.
270
00:13:56,089 --> 00:13:57,791
I kept him hanging pretty good, though.
271
00:13:57,858 --> 00:14:01,528
I made some promises that
you ought to be ashamed of.
272
00:14:02,931 --> 00:14:04,732
Well, Patrick's guy stood me up.
273
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,834
Oh, hey, Lacey.
274
00:14:06,902 --> 00:14:10,572
What happened? I thought
you had this all lined up.
275
00:14:10,639 --> 00:14:12,807
He is, just not for you.
276
00:14:12,875 --> 00:14:14,109
How do you know?
277
00:14:14,176 --> 00:14:16,178
Because I figured I would meet him.
278
00:14:16,245 --> 00:14:18,813
You know, screen him for you.
279
00:14:18,881 --> 00:14:21,449
But, you know, one thing led to another
280
00:14:21,517 --> 00:14:24,219
and suffice it to say he's fully screened.
281
00:14:24,287 --> 00:14:27,522
You slept with my rich guy?
282
00:14:27,590 --> 00:14:30,292
A little.
283
00:14:30,359 --> 00:14:32,661
So what was he doing on
the straight dating site?
284
00:14:32,729 --> 00:14:34,096
His mom put him up there.
285
00:14:34,163 --> 00:14:36,064
Look, Lacey, you have
no future with this guy.
286
00:14:36,132 --> 00:14:38,133
Well, how do you know?
Maybe he goes both ways.
287
00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:40,435
Oh, he does go both
ways, just not with women.
288
00:14:42,338 --> 00:14:44,473
See? This is way more my scene.
289
00:14:44,541 --> 00:14:46,041
I know.
290
00:14:46,109 --> 00:14:51,146
- Oh, hi.
- Hey.
291
00:14:51,214 --> 00:14:54,015
- Hi.
- Really great show tonight, huh?
292
00:14:54,083 --> 00:14:56,551
Hey, Mr. Face.
293
00:14:56,619 --> 00:14:58,553
You just walked right by me.
294
00:14:58,621 --> 00:15:00,722
Am I... I mean, what...
something wrong with me?
295
00:15:00,789 --> 00:15:04,992
Am I not worthy of your
time? Am I not hot enough?
296
00:15:05,060 --> 00:15:06,694
Yeah, you're damn right I
am. So what's your problem?
297
00:15:06,762 --> 00:15:09,063
You just give off a vibe
like you're with somebody.
298
00:15:09,131 --> 00:15:12,900
But if you're not, I can understand why.
299
00:15:17,105 --> 00:15:19,539
Did you just hear that? He
said I was putting off a vibe.
300
00:15:19,607 --> 00:15:22,309
I am not putting off a vibe. Do
you think I'm putting off a vibe?
301
00:15:22,377 --> 00:15:24,411
I don't know. Are you seeing someone?
302
00:15:24,479 --> 00:15:27,013
No. I mean, I was sleeping with somebody,
303
00:15:27,081 --> 00:15:31,016
but we're not even doing that anymore.
304
00:15:31,084 --> 00:15:32,985
If the vibe is still there.
305
00:15:33,053 --> 00:15:34,453
Are you done with him?
306
00:15:34,521 --> 00:15:37,122
I've got to lose this vibe.
307
00:15:40,293 --> 00:15:41,627
Hi.
308
00:15:41,695 --> 00:15:43,829
Hi.
309
00:15:43,897 --> 00:15:46,232
So what do you say we go back to my place
310
00:15:46,299 --> 00:15:49,135
and have a couple drinks
and whatever happens happens?
311
00:15:49,203 --> 00:15:54,640
And I think you know what's gonna happen.
312
00:15:54,708 --> 00:15:56,509
Sex.
313
00:15:58,045 --> 00:15:59,845
Oh, you are so hot.
314
00:15:59,913 --> 00:16:01,813
Oh, thanks.
315
00:16:01,881 --> 00:16:03,882
I'm gonna rip this shirt off with my teeth.
316
00:16:03,950 --> 00:16:05,383
Oh, no, no. Don't do that.
317
00:16:05,451 --> 00:16:08,386
I just got this. Do you like it?
318
00:16:10,356 --> 00:16:13,225
I am on fire. Keep going.
319
00:16:13,293 --> 00:16:15,894
Are you sure? Doesn't
feel like you're on fire.
320
00:16:15,962 --> 00:16:18,030
Oh, I am. Grr.
321
00:16:21,902 --> 00:16:24,605
You know what?
322
00:16:24,672 --> 00:16:26,373
I hate the way you laugh.
323
00:16:26,441 --> 00:16:28,509
What?
324
00:16:28,577 --> 00:16:30,444
Yeah, it's one of the worst
sounds I've ever heard.
325
00:16:30,512 --> 00:16:34,615
And I spent a summer
working in a slaughterhouse.
326
00:16:34,683 --> 00:16:37,084
- Why are you being so mean?
- Why are you being so sensitive?
327
00:16:37,152 --> 00:16:38,620
- I'm not.
- And defensive.
328
00:16:38,687 --> 00:16:40,488
I don't understand
what's going on with you.
329
00:16:40,556 --> 00:16:42,123
'Cause you're not very bright.
330
00:16:42,191 --> 00:16:44,192
You are such a jerk.
331
00:16:44,260 --> 00:16:46,188
That's what I'm talking about.
332
00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:48,162
- Say my name.
- Screw you.
333
00:16:48,163 --> 00:16:49,364
Screw you.
334
00:16:54,070 --> 00:16:56,137
I want you so bad!
335
00:16:56,205 --> 00:16:57,439
Ahh!
336
00:16:59,106 --> 00:17:00,506
I am so turned on right now.
337
00:17:00,574 --> 00:17:03,542
- I know, that's the problem.
- Not for me.
338
00:17:05,779 --> 00:17:08,581
Lori, we need to have a serious talk.
339
00:17:08,648 --> 00:17:10,382
Oh, my God, do you want me or not?
340
00:17:10,450 --> 00:17:11,616
Okay, but then after, we
have to have a serious talk.
341
00:17:11,684 --> 00:17:15,086
Okay.
342
00:17:15,154 --> 00:17:18,056
I'm sorry. We can't do this.
343
00:17:18,123 --> 00:17:21,759
You're turned on by anger
and it's just not healthy.
344
00:17:21,827 --> 00:17:23,561
I'm not angry.
345
00:17:23,629 --> 00:17:28,966
I'm just aroused, you dumb-ass.
346
00:17:29,034 --> 00:17:32,169
There are no Valentine's Day
cards that start, "You dumb-ass."
347
00:17:32,237 --> 00:17:34,172
Ugh, are we doing this or aren't we?
348
00:17:34,239 --> 00:17:37,108
We aren't.
349
00:17:37,175 --> 00:17:41,945
I really care about you, sweetie,
but, well, you need therapy.
350
00:17:46,150 --> 00:17:48,952
I'll tell you what. I'll
talk to my astrologer
351
00:17:49,020 --> 00:17:51,254
and if she says the stars are aligned,
352
00:17:51,322 --> 00:17:59,397
I'll ask my psychic to see
if my spirit guide Great.
353
00:17:59,464 --> 00:18:01,632
So they can help me turn
this table back over?
354
00:18:03,068 --> 00:18:05,570
I hope you don't have a heart condition.
355
00:18:05,638 --> 00:18:08,439
'Cause you are about
to spend one wild night
356
00:18:08,507 --> 00:18:11,943
with a single, unattached,
unencumbered woman.
357
00:18:12,011 --> 00:18:15,212
No baggage, free as a bird.
358
00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:17,548
Yup, there's not a man, not one.
359
00:18:17,616 --> 00:18:20,751
Not a man.
360
00:18:20,819 --> 00:18:23,421
Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're starting
to scare me a little bit here.
361
00:18:23,489 --> 00:18:25,891
No, no, no. I'm just
saying there's no one else.
362
00:18:25,958 --> 00:18:30,896
- It's just you and me.
- Yeah?
363
00:18:33,033 --> 00:18:36,068
Uh, no. Not the bed.
364
00:18:36,135 --> 00:18:37,969
Right, not the bed. Where?
365
00:18:38,037 --> 00:18:40,872
- Uh, maybe the chair.
- Yeah, chair's good.
366
00:18:40,940 --> 00:18:42,741
Yeah.
367
00:18:42,809 --> 00:18:43,842
Okay.
368
00:18:43,910 --> 00:18:48,312
No, get on the floor.
369
00:18:48,380 --> 00:18:53,818
- No.
- Bathroom? Kitchen?
370
00:18:53,886 --> 00:18:55,153
It's the who.
371
00:18:56,589 --> 00:18:59,023
I'm sorry. I am kind of involved.
372
00:18:59,091 --> 00:19:00,925
I mean, not involved.
373
00:19:00,993 --> 00:19:02,994
I mean, technically, there's no guy,
374
00:19:03,062 --> 00:19:05,797
- but there's a guy.
- I get it.
375
00:19:05,865 --> 00:19:07,065
How about the roof?
376
00:21:14,573 --> 00:21:28,000
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