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I say we give Charlie five more minutes
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and then we go the hell home.
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Well, we might as well do something
constructive while we're waiting.
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I'm cleaning out my purse.
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Hey, you dropped something.
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( Vibrating )
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Why do you have this
little vibrating lipstick?
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( Lipstick rattling )
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Because her big,
black lipstick is at home.
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Oh, hey, guys.
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Sorry I'm late.
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My golf cart doesn't go over 20.
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You drove home in a golf cart?
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I finished a round with
some friends I met last night
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and afterwards, we stopped at the
clubhouse to get a couple of drinks.
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And when I say, "a couple of drinks,"
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I don't mean three drinks,
I don't mean five drinks,
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I mean four.
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I can't believe you drove drunk.
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Oh, I didn't. I met a couple
of gals who were nice enough
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to give me a ride home
in their golf cart.
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What happened to your car?
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What happened to your car?
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It's in the driveway.
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Well, great. When we're
done, maybe you can give me
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a ride back to the golf course
and I can look for my car.
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Hey. What the hell's going on?
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I thought we were taking
the girls to breakfast?
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They're out there waiting in the cart.
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I got group.
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You said you were coming in
here to use the bathroom.
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Well, I was till I realized I got group.
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Hey, Lacey.
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Gross.
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Okay, you know what? I cheated
on you, I made a mistake,
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and I'm not that guy anymore.
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I'm going to borrow your hose.
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The girls and I are going to shoot
a little video in your driveway.
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All right, who wants to lead off?
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Come on, people, give me your anger.
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Well, I had one thing
happen to me yesterday,
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but it'll be easier for me
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to explain if I tell you
what happened the day before.
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But to set that up,
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let me tell you what happened
the day before that.
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Oh, my God! Make it stop.
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Charlie?
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Damn. What the hell
is wrong with that boy?
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That's two sessions in a row.
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Obviously, Charlie's just checked out,
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so I'm leaving.
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( Water running )
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- Woman: Oh, that's cold.
- Sean: I know, right?
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Let's go out the back.
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Anger Management 2x47
- Charlie and the Pajama Intervention -
Original air date January 23, 2014
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Sync and corrections by atrn97g
for www.addic7ed.com
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- Hey, Jo-Jo.
- It's Jordan.
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I know.
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You're early.
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I won't be ready with my snappy
comebacks for another hour,
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Hawaiian shirt guy. See, I'm not ready.
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My group walked out on me in the middle
of a session, can you believe that?
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- What happened?
- I don't know, I was asleep.
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You know what? I'm done talking.
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I am way too busy reviewing
couples having sex for our study
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to let your personal life
intrude with my work.
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Holy crap.
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Is that you having sex
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with one of our research subjects?
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Of course not.
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That would be a complete
violation to our study.
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It is! It's you!
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There's your face! Wait, it's gone.
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There it is! Wait, gone.
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Th... there! Gone.
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That's impossible.
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I never had sex with anybody here.
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Oh, crap. The camera was on?
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What were you thinking?
They could have us shut down.
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I felt sorry for her.
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She was in a bad marriage for years
and she never had an orgasm.
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So you were performing
an act of kindness?
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Technically, it was
four acts of kindness.
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Aren't you worried that her husband
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is going to find you and kill you?
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Should I be worried?
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'Cause I wasn't.
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And according to her,
he never finishes anything.
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You are completely out of
control and headed for a cliff.
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You could have jeopardized
our entire study
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for five minutes of...
( Video fast-forwarding )
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...10 minutes of...
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20 minutes of... who are you?
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Just fast-forward to the end.
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It's like an hour and a half long.
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Oh, God.
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He's in really bad shape.
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Yeah, but it looks like he
created a really cool sport.
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Charlie? Charlie.
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( Yells )
I gave her the orgasm you never could.
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You sure did take a lot
of equipment to do it.
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It's just us, Charlie. take it easy.
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Oh, sorry, guys.
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I was expecting somebody else.
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But, hey, you're all here,
let's get started.
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It's 8:00 in the morning, Charlie.
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We're not here for group, we're
here because we're worried about you.
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Yeah, you're acting like a
completely different person.
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And I can't just stand by
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and do nothing like I'm
at work or something.
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This is tough love, Charlie.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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- What the hell are you guys doing?
- Nothing.
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We just came over to share our feelings
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about what's going on with you.
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And then drag you to UCLA
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for a psychiatric evaluation.
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Guys, guys, you're worried for nothing.
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Everything is perfectly normal.
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( Cat meows )
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Oh, hey, when did I buy a cat?
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We've all written
a little something down
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to express how we feel.
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I'll start.
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"Charlie, I've always
trusted you as a therapist,"
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"but lately, you've been drinking and
irresponsible and letting me down."
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"Since you won't help yourself,"
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"you've forced us to help you."
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- I thought you were going to cry there.
- Yeah, I didn't feel it
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and I wasn't going to push it. Nolan.
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I'm going to make this real easy.
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You get in my car
and I'm going to drive you
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to the loony bin and get you zip-zapped.
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Maybe you're right.
Maybe I could use some help.
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Let me just get a cup of coffee
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and then we'll go.
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Great.
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Aren't you cute stumbling down
here in your little pajamas?
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Are you lost? Do you want me
to call your mama for you?
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Would you pour me a Bloody Mary, please?
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Precocious little fella, aren't you?
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If anybody calls looking
for me, I'm not here.
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And if a bounty hunter
named Snake calls,
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same for me.
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Uh, your credit card was declined.
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What?!
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Damn it, I just made a payment.
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I'll tell you what, as soon as
I get someone on the phone,
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I am going to rip them a new one.
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( Phone rings )
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Woman: Thank you for calling
Sun Valley Savings and Loan.
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Your call is very important to us.
Good-bye.
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( Dial tone )
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Make it to go.
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You guys, he's not coming back.
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I told you this was a dumb idea.
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There's only one thing to do...
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see if he has some kind of
journal or diary.
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What would we want with his diary?
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To protect it
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from nosey people who
might want to read it...
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and silently judge him.
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Look, our friend Charlie
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is out there somewhere hurting.
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He probably needs our help.
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But since we don't have time for that,
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I say we dump him.
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Yeah, he's gone bat-crap crazy.
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Wait a second. We got to give
him another chance, you guys.
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He's our dad.
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I mean, I don't want to talk anymore.
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Let's take a vote.
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Everybody who wants to find another
therapist, raise your hand.
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No, wait. This should be a secret ballot.
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She's right.
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Everyone close their eyes.
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All right,
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anyone who thinks we should
find another therapist,
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raise your hand.
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Wait a minute. Something's wrong here.
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- Can I help you, sir?
- Hang on a second.
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I want you to say,
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"Your call is very important to us."
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Uh... "Your call
is very important to us."
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All right, you're cool.
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Anyway,
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my credit card was declined
and I'd like to know why.
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I'm sorry, sir.
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It appears there were
some suspicious purchases.
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Two cases of vodka.
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Mine.
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Charges were made simultaneously
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at two different strip clubs
on opposite sides of town.
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It wasn't easy, but I did it.
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And a $1,200 watch
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was purchased from
Beverly Hills Jewelers.
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Okay, okay, okay. That was not me!
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I haven't been in Beverly Hills since...
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Oh, hey, wow. Look at this thing.
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( Sighs )
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Anyway, any other charges
I should know about?
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No, but if you'll show me your ID,
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we can reactivate your card right away
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and you're not responsible for anything
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but the five-dollar teller charge.
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Teller charge?
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Yes, there's a five-dollar charge
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for speaking to a live teller.
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What? You're kidding me.
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I believe the bank sent a
letter to every customer.
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The bank sent me a letter?
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Well, how rude of me not to respond.
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You know what?
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I'm going to write you
a letter right now.
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"I want five dollars."
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Sir, are you robbing the bank?
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No. No, this bank is robbing me!
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Hear that, everybody?
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This bank is robbing all of us.
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Five dollars at a time
for speaking to a human being.
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What's next, an ATM fee?
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Uh, sir, there is an ATM fee.
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And it's begun.
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Sir, would you please calm down?
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Don't tell me to calm down.
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I'm a licensed anger
management therapist.
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I'll tell you when to calm down.
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You're disturbing the other customers.
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Also, you're required
to wear pants in the bank.
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Oh, yeah? Really?
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What about this lady in the sundress?
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Is she required to wear pants?
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No, sir.
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It's just that pajama
bottoms are not pants.
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Real pants are something
you don't sleep in.
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You, sir, do not know how I live.
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I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
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Those are pajamas, they're not pants.
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These are pants!
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Do you want to see no pants? Fine!
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This is no pants!
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I could have sworn
I was wearing underwear.
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You're out of here.
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Sorry I'm late, guys.
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I had to go home and change.
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I spent last night in jail.
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That's right. The pokey.
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The slammer. The hoosegow.
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Oh, big deal. I had a pokey slammed
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into my hoosegow this morning.
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How'd you get in trouble, Charlie?
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I was protesting
an injustice at my bank.
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That's what I did, too.
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I protested an injustice
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at a bunch of banks.
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Well, mine was a legitimate protest.
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And luckily, they let me bail
myself out with my credit card.
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Oh, I didn't know you could do that.
259
00:11:40,008 --> 00:11:42,176
So can you bail yourself out
260
00:11:42,260 --> 00:11:45,880
with somebody's credit card
who you killed?
261
00:11:45,964 --> 00:11:48,444
Wayne, I don't think bail is ever
going to be an issue for you.
262
00:11:50,302 --> 00:11:52,502
Anyway, I'm in a bad situation.
263
00:11:52,554 --> 00:11:54,722
The bank dropped the charges, but
I might lose my therapy license.
264
00:11:54,806 --> 00:11:56,673
Damn.
265
00:11:56,725 --> 00:11:58,559
Turns out, the APA frowns on therapists
266
00:11:58,643 --> 00:12:02,179
who expose themselves
in places where people bank.
267
00:12:02,230 --> 00:12:05,816
All that time in college,
nobody said a word.
268
00:12:05,867 --> 00:12:07,568
Is there anything we can do to help?
269
00:12:07,652 --> 00:12:09,570
Well, I do have to go
before the ethics board
270
00:12:09,654 --> 00:12:11,488
and I could really use you
guys as character witnesses.
271
00:12:11,539 --> 00:12:13,690
I look forward to testifying
for you, Charlie.
272
00:12:13,742 --> 00:12:15,576
I get a lot out of these sessions.
273
00:12:15,660 --> 00:12:17,578
However, I do feel compelled to tell you
274
00:12:17,662 --> 00:12:19,663
that I will be escaping afterwards
275
00:12:19,714 --> 00:12:22,532
and settling some scores.
276
00:12:22,584 --> 00:12:24,335
Okay.
277
00:12:24,386 --> 00:12:27,588
Ernesto, maybe you could speak
to the board on my behalf.
278
00:12:27,672 --> 00:12:29,506
( Chuckles )
I'll tell the truth, Charlie.
279
00:12:29,557 --> 00:12:32,476
And if any of them look at you funny,
280
00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:34,011
I'll slit their throats.
281
00:12:36,214 --> 00:12:37,431
Okay.
282
00:12:39,567 --> 00:12:42,269
I just realized
I've only got one spot...
283
00:12:42,354 --> 00:12:44,021
and it's Cleo.
284
00:12:44,072 --> 00:12:46,857
Oh, goodie, goodie,
goodie, goodie, goodie.
285
00:12:46,908 --> 00:12:48,776
Oh, there's just one question.
286
00:12:48,860 --> 00:12:51,328
Charlie, can the men
who escort me out of prison
287
00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:54,531
be small, weak men who are slow runners?
288
00:12:54,582 --> 00:12:57,451
Cleo, you can't escape.
289
00:12:57,535 --> 00:12:59,670
Oh, who said anything
about escaping, honey?
290
00:13:04,271 --> 00:13:07,373
How did the four of you
end up coming to see me?
291
00:13:07,441 --> 00:13:09,892
Well, first we went to see Dr. Goldfarb
292
00:13:09,977 --> 00:13:11,677
and then Dr. Blitzstein
293
00:13:11,728 --> 00:13:14,313
and then some Dr. Jewsenheimer
or something.
294
00:13:15,516 --> 00:13:17,433
Excuse him, Dr. Russell.
295
00:13:17,518 --> 00:13:19,735
Ed has certain old-fashioned ideas.
296
00:13:19,820 --> 00:13:22,655
And by that, I mean he's a huge bigot.
297
00:13:22,722 --> 00:13:25,157
That's interesting.
We'll get back to that.
298
00:13:25,225 --> 00:13:28,578
And by the way, Ed, it's
"Jewsenhemer." He's a colleague.
299
00:13:28,662 --> 00:13:30,413
See, I wasn't being a bigot.
300
00:13:30,497 --> 00:13:32,865
I told you Jews have funny names.
301
00:13:32,916 --> 00:13:36,569
Not Chinese funny, but funny.
302
00:13:36,620 --> 00:13:39,505
He always does that and he's
constantly attacking me.
303
00:13:39,573 --> 00:13:41,574
Oh, I never attack him.
304
00:13:41,625 --> 00:13:45,127
He's just sensitive because
he's more woman than man.
305
00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:49,382
I think you two need to do a soul stare
306
00:13:49,433 --> 00:13:50,800
in the resolution circle.
307
00:13:52,603 --> 00:13:53,853
Pardon me?
308
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,755
Stand up, face each other,
309
00:13:56,807 --> 00:13:59,809
hold hands,
stare into each other's eyes,
310
00:13:59,893 --> 00:14:01,594
and apologize with your eyes.
311
00:14:01,645 --> 00:14:03,229
It's been nice knowing you.
312
00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:05,147
Do it.
313
00:14:17,578 --> 00:14:20,713
I now pronounce you
man and disgusting old man.
314
00:14:21,832 --> 00:14:23,449
This is ridiculous.
315
00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:26,052
Charlie would have never made us
do anything this uncomfortable.
316
00:14:26,119 --> 00:14:27,970
Yeah, so whatever you do,
317
00:14:28,055 --> 00:14:30,723
don't make me lay on top
of Lacey or anything.
318
00:14:32,809 --> 00:14:35,811
I think we need to do a soul
stare in the resolution shower.
319
00:14:37,598 --> 00:14:39,732
What is wrong with you people?
320
00:14:39,799 --> 00:14:42,401
We, if you can't figure that out,
then why are we paying you?
321
00:14:42,469 --> 00:14:44,570
Let's go everybody.
322
00:14:44,638 --> 00:14:48,274
I guess this is not working
out, Dr. "Russellstein."
323
00:14:48,325 --> 00:14:51,327
- It's just Dr. Russell.
- That may be the problem.
324
00:14:57,918 --> 00:15:00,819
- Oh, hey, Jordan.
- Oh, don't "Oh, hey, Jordan" me.
325
00:15:00,871 --> 00:15:03,873
You need me to testify on your
behalf before the ethics committee
326
00:15:03,957 --> 00:15:07,159
and you leave me a voice mail
an hour before it's happening.
327
00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:08,678
You're a psychopath.
328
00:15:08,762 --> 00:15:10,513
Okay, but let's not lead with that.
329
00:15:12,599 --> 00:15:14,639
I'm not doing this. I'm no
good unless I'm prepared.
330
00:15:14,668 --> 00:15:17,053
Fine, then just sit here.
331
00:15:17,137 --> 00:15:19,338
It'll look good that
somebody came to support me.
332
00:15:22,643 --> 00:15:25,528
Hello, Mr. Goodson. I'm Dr. Richter.
333
00:15:25,612 --> 00:15:28,280
And these are Drs. Everett
and Jewsenheimer.
334
00:15:28,348 --> 00:15:29,782
"Hemer."
335
00:15:31,318 --> 00:15:32,818
Sorry.
336
00:15:32,869 --> 00:15:34,537
Are you ready to begin?
337
00:15:34,621 --> 00:15:36,572
Yes, we are.
338
00:15:36,657 --> 00:15:39,191
This is Dr. Jordan Denby
here to speak on my behalf.
339
00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:41,043
And go.
340
00:15:47,801 --> 00:15:49,969
Hello.
341
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:53,172
Someone once told me that when speaking
to a group to start with a joke.
342
00:15:54,841 --> 00:15:57,209
So how many psychologists
343
00:15:57,260 --> 00:15:59,679
does it take to change a lightbulb?
344
00:15:59,730 --> 00:16:01,547
One...
345
00:16:01,598 --> 00:16:04,817
but the lightbulb
has to really want to change.
346
00:16:11,108 --> 00:16:12,992
Oh, dear God.
347
00:16:14,861 --> 00:16:16,662
Keep going. You're doing great.
348
00:16:19,499 --> 00:16:21,250
Hello again.
349
00:16:22,753 --> 00:16:25,588
I haven't worked with Charlie very long,
350
00:16:25,672 --> 00:16:28,507
but I did get to know him pretty
well when he locked me in a room.
351
00:16:29,676 --> 00:16:30,960
I know that sounds terrible,
352
00:16:31,044 --> 00:16:32,745
but in his defense, he had got me drunk.
353
00:16:32,796 --> 00:16:36,015
( Laughs )
Because I was upset
354
00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:38,350
that he forced me
to watch people having sex.
355
00:16:39,603 --> 00:16:41,854
You can stop now, you're doing terrible.
356
00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:45,224
Thank you.
357
00:16:47,861 --> 00:16:50,062
I'm here.
358
00:16:50,113 --> 00:16:51,397
Hey, guys.
359
00:16:53,033 --> 00:16:54,283
They look fun.
360
00:16:55,769 --> 00:16:58,871
I'd like to introduce Dr. Sean Healy...
361
00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:02,107
as a character reference.
362
00:17:02,159 --> 00:17:04,627
Uh, hi. Charlie's my neighbor.
363
00:17:04,711 --> 00:17:06,662
I've known him a long time.
364
00:17:06,747 --> 00:17:08,714
A great guy.
365
00:17:08,782 --> 00:17:11,050
Exactly how long have you known him?
366
00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:13,552
Well, I've been living
next door to him for
367
00:17:13,620 --> 00:17:15,755
almost two...
368
00:17:15,806 --> 00:17:17,056
weeks now.
369
00:17:19,309 --> 00:17:21,669
But I've been having sex with
his ex-wife for almost a year.
370
00:17:23,313 --> 00:17:25,981
Uh, that kind of blew up,
371
00:17:26,066 --> 00:17:28,300
uh, after I lost my job
372
00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:31,520
and ended up having sex
with someone from his group.
373
00:17:33,406 --> 00:17:35,241
But now I run a pretty...
374
00:17:35,308 --> 00:17:36,859
pretty successful
375
00:17:36,943 --> 00:17:40,329
string of strip clubs.
376
00:17:40,413 --> 00:17:42,031
So...
377
00:17:48,538 --> 00:17:50,322
Great guy.
378
00:17:50,373 --> 00:17:52,925
Hi.
379
00:17:52,992 --> 00:17:56,462
Do you have anyone else, Mr. Goodson?
380
00:17:58,832 --> 00:18:01,016
Nope. Those were the highlights.
381
00:18:03,857 --> 00:18:06,623
So, Mr. Goodson, we need to
assess whether your conduct
382
00:18:06,691 --> 00:18:08,125
has damaged your ability
383
00:18:08,192 --> 00:18:10,127
to be a viable provider
of mental health care.
384
00:18:10,194 --> 00:18:11,745
You need to start crying.
385
00:18:11,830 --> 00:18:13,497
What? I'm not crying.
386
00:18:13,548 --> 00:18:14,998
It's how girls get out of things.
387
00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:16,467
I'm not a girl.
388
00:18:16,534 --> 00:18:18,669
It's your only chance.
389
00:18:20,388 --> 00:18:22,256
- I'm not doing it.
- Fine, your funeral.
390
00:18:24,142 --> 00:18:26,560
Mr. Goodson, you may want
to take advantage
391
00:18:26,644 --> 00:18:29,096
of this opportunity
to speak on your own behalf.
392
00:18:29,180 --> 00:18:30,848
( Sighs )
393
00:18:30,899 --> 00:18:32,883
Thank you.
394
00:18:32,934 --> 00:18:36,103
So I pulled my pants down at a bank,
395
00:18:36,187 --> 00:18:39,073
but haven't you all been so
frustrated with needless bureaucracy
396
00:18:39,157 --> 00:18:41,241
that you wanted to pull
your pants down at a bank?
397
00:18:41,326 --> 00:18:44,361
Of course you have, but you needed
a guy like me to do it first.
398
00:18:44,412 --> 00:18:46,029
Don't you see?
399
00:18:46,081 --> 00:18:47,998
I didn't just pull my pants down,
400
00:18:48,065 --> 00:18:49,783
I pulled all our pants down.
401
00:18:52,337 --> 00:18:54,671
- Hey, Charlie.
- You guys came!
402
00:18:54,739 --> 00:18:57,073
Yeah, we're here to speak on behalf
403
00:18:57,125 --> 00:18:58,926
of our therapist, Charlie Goodson.
404
00:18:59,010 --> 00:19:02,212
Hey, ethics people.
405
00:19:02,263 --> 00:19:04,548
Guys, I cannot tell you
how much this means to me
406
00:19:04,599 --> 00:19:07,885
and, trust me, if I'm still
your therapist by tomorrow,
407
00:19:07,936 --> 00:19:10,687
I promise to clean up
my act around all you guys.
408
00:19:10,755 --> 00:19:13,273
Don't worry, Charlie, we got this.
409
00:19:13,358 --> 00:19:16,610
Sorry, Charlie, I thought
for sure we had it.
410
00:19:16,694 --> 00:19:18,479
Well, you tried.
411
00:19:18,563 --> 00:19:20,731
Though it doesn't help
an anger management therapist
412
00:19:20,782 --> 00:19:22,862
when his patient's launch
into a screaming slap fight
413
00:19:22,901 --> 00:19:24,818
to decide who's going to
defend him first.
414
00:19:24,903 --> 00:19:27,154
Yeah, you're right.
415
00:19:27,238 --> 00:19:30,624
Lacey, I'm sorry I
pointed at you in anger.
416
00:19:30,708 --> 00:19:32,209
Thanks, Ed.
417
00:19:32,276 --> 00:19:34,328
I'm sorry I bit your finger.
418
00:19:37,114 --> 00:19:39,466
Charlie, can I talk to you
for a minute in private?
419
00:19:39,551 --> 00:19:42,719
Actually, anything that you say to me,
420
00:19:42,787 --> 00:19:44,471
you can say in front of them.
421
00:19:44,556 --> 00:19:47,257
They are no longer my group,
they are my friends.
422
00:19:47,308 --> 00:19:49,226
I'm his friend.
423
00:19:49,293 --> 00:19:51,678
I'm such a better friend
to him than you.
424
00:19:53,264 --> 00:19:55,065
Okay, I know I let you down,
425
00:19:55,132 --> 00:19:57,184
so I went to the board afterwards
426
00:19:57,268 --> 00:20:00,070
and I got you disciplinary probation.
427
00:20:00,137 --> 00:20:01,471
You get to keep your license.
428
00:20:01,523 --> 00:20:03,106
( Cheers )
429
00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:04,975
What... what? How?
430
00:20:05,026 --> 00:20:06,410
Did you learn a new joke?
431
00:20:06,477 --> 00:20:08,162
Nope.
432
00:20:08,246 --> 00:20:10,998
I said all these amazing
things about you,
433
00:20:11,082 --> 00:20:12,583
and when that didn't do it, I cried.
434
00:20:12,650 --> 00:20:15,118
Works every time.
435
00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:17,210
- Well, I guess I should go.
- No, wait, wait, wait.
436
00:20:17,288 --> 00:20:19,590
Jordan, you're a good person
437
00:20:19,657 --> 00:20:21,758
and I haven't been fair to you.
438
00:20:21,826 --> 00:20:25,212
So I thought now would be a good time to
thank you for all that you did for me.
439
00:20:25,296 --> 00:20:27,497
That is so sweet.
440
00:20:27,549 --> 00:20:30,300
But I'm not going to
441
00:20:30,351 --> 00:20:32,071
because you'll get
psychotically overemotional
442
00:20:32,103 --> 00:20:34,137
and cause a huge scene.
443
00:20:34,189 --> 00:20:36,023
You're probably right.
444
00:20:43,398 --> 00:20:45,399
I'm your therapist again.
( Cheers )
445
00:20:45,483 --> 00:20:47,367
But... but... but this is not
going to be on their terms,
446
00:20:47,452 --> 00:20:48,869
it's going to be on mine.
447
00:20:48,953 --> 00:20:50,704
We're going to get rid
of the old, dead methods
448
00:20:50,788 --> 00:20:52,406
and do things differently.
449
00:20:52,490 --> 00:20:53,957
What the hell does that mean?
450
00:20:54,025 --> 00:20:55,959
It means that we're going to start by
451
00:20:56,027 --> 00:20:58,078
having today's session
at the horse track.
452
00:20:59,363 --> 00:21:01,298
Why the hell would we go there?
453
00:21:01,365 --> 00:21:03,750
What better place to learn
the ups and downs of life?
454
00:21:03,835 --> 00:21:06,086
Plus, they got beer
and hot dogs. Let's go.
455
00:21:06,170 --> 00:21:07,504
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
456
00:21:07,555 --> 00:21:08,889
What if somebody
457
00:21:08,973 --> 00:21:10,591
from the ethics board
stops by to check on you?
458
00:21:10,675 --> 00:21:13,145
Who cares? We're not going to be here.
459
00:21:13,209 --> 00:21:23,209
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