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We have had a very
productive day today so far.
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I am feeling really good about it!
[sighs]
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Okay, Patrick.
You haven't spoken yet.
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I am super excited to hear
what you have to say.
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Well... I finally met Andy's
parents the other night
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and I really do not like his mom.
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She is this super positive,
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overly perky little blonde who...
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You know what? I think I'm
just going to wait for Charlie
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when he gets back
next week and tell him.
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Well, actually,
Charlie is barred from practicing
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until the week after,
so you should tell me.
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Come on. You can do it!
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No, I really can't.
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I don't understand why Charlie's not
allowed to help us with our anger.
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I mean, all he did was
firebomb a garbage truck.
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Well, Lacey when you
firebomb a garbage truck,
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you get a suspension
and a hefty fine.
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A hefty fine?
Garbage, hefty... nothing?
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Oh, my God, I will be so
glad when Charlie is back.
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Glad...
it's also a garbage bag.
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- I don't get it.
- I am playing your game, woman!
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- Nolan: Hey, Charlie.
- Sorry, not allowed to talk.
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Just going to grab a
snack before I head out.
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- Gotta get to anger therapy.
- If the court's making you go,
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why don't you just join your own
group, give yourself some advice,
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and go back to bed?
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Nolan, that's ridiculous.
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And I already suggested
that but the judge said no.
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If you've got to go to anger therapy,
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here's something I've learned
to make the most of it...
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show up a little bit drunk.
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I would love to, Ed,
but I made the mistake
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of showing up sober the first time
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and now the therapist
knows the difference.
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- All right, carry on.
- Thank you.
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Now, Ed, it says here in
Charlie's notes that you've
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been, "A little crabby lately
because of your hemorrhoids,
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DNMIG."
What does that stand for?
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- "Do not mention in group."
- Oh. Sorry.
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No problem.
I reiterate, I'm little bit drunk.
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Nolan, what about you?
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You just been sitting there
like lazy little ferret.
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That's so much cuter
than what I was thinking.
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Actually, everything's
great in "Ferret Land."
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Got an awesome new girlfriend.
Told her all about you.
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- And she wants to get together with everybody.
- Fun!
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- Not you.
- Not me.
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So why don't you tell us about her?
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- Well, she's a behavioral psychologist.
- I think you're saying that wrong.
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It's pronounced,
"homeless Dumpster woman."
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No, she really is a
behavioral psychologist.
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Nolan, honey.
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Don't take this the wrong
way, but why the hell
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would any kind of
scientist want to date you?
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I mean, that would be
like me dating a rock.
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- Again, no offense.
- Come on, guys.
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People from wildly different backgrounds
can be attracted to each other.
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I mean, look at me, I've got a Ph.D.
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and once I slept with
a man who only had a master's.
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Oh, come on! That was way
better than the "hefty" joke.
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I don't know how y'all stand this.
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I'm half in the bag and I want to taste
the business end of a shotgun.
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- Oh, you're still here.
- Yup, about to leave.
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- So, how did it go with the group?
- Good.
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You know, despite their
squabbling, I really get the sense
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that they'd like to spend some
quality time with each other...
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- doing something terrible to me.
- No, no, no, come on.
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It just feels that way
because it's, you know, true.
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Doesn't your anger
therapy start at 5:00?
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- You're gonna be late.
- So you're saying I'm
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going to miss a few minutes
of people talking about their anger?
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Oh, no.
Wherever will I find that again?
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Such a waste of my time.
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What are you saying? That you don't
need to get your anger under control?
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You firebombed a garbage truck.
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Bombing that truck was just
a momentary lapse of judgment.
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It was also, in the words of Jerry
across the street, "Bitchin'!"
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Oh, my God, you are in so much denial.
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- I'm really worried about you.
- Jordan, it was one incident.
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Save for that, the last three
years have been firebomb-free.
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And what happened the year before that?
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Another incident.
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The settlement precludes
me from discussing it.
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Look, I've been through anger
therapy with a very good therapist
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and I got all this under control.
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- How did your cell phone break last week?
- I told you, I dropped it.
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Oh, I didn't realize that
things could drop horizontally
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90 miles an hour against a wall.
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I can still throw the heat, can't I?
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[sighs]
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Okay. Now I'm going to open up this
next question to the whole group.
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- What color is anger?
- "What color is anger?"
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Is "Oh, my God, I'd rather
take a bath with a hair dryer
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than listen to this putz" a color?
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Charlie, now I realize
you're a therapist
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and you think you know all of this,
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but if you practiced it, you
probably wouldn't be here.
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I'm sorry, Dr. Woo.
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From now on, I'll be
hanging on your every word.
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Or from a pipe in the basement.
Give me a rope.
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No, this is good.
Because Charlie is making fun of me.
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Now, do I get mad?
No.
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Do I yell?
No.
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But do I channel all
that negative energy
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into requiring Charlie
to attend an extra week
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of anger therapy?
Yes.
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Wait a minute.
That voice...
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were you that little
raccoon in "Kung Fu Panda"?
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I'm just kidding. That
was Dustin Hoffman.
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- Wait, are you Dustin Hoffman?
- Thankfully, we're out of time.
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Oh, by the way, the correct answer is
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anger can be any color
you're thinking of
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when you're feeling angry.
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Wow.
Who would have thought the answer
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would be stupider than the question?
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- Oh, hey, it's Jane, right?
- Yeah.
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- You wanna go grab some coffee?
- Uh, I don't know if that's a good idea.
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I'm in here because I slapped a barista.
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Okay. You want to go get a drink?
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I mean, unless you throat-punched
a cocktail waitress or something.
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I'm just trying to break my pattern
of dating guys with anger issues.
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All they do is support my bad
instincts to go off on people.
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Yeah, look, my anger issues are
under control. I'm only in here
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because I was defending myself
against a crazed garbage man.
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You know, that old story.
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So you really don't
have any anger issues.
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Well, I did, I did,
but I've overcome them.
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And I swear,
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if I get angry about anything
at all, then it's game over.
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But that's not gonna happen.
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You know, Charlie, I've been
giving it some consideration
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and I've decided that you need
two extra weeks of therapy.
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Two weeks? But I gotta
get back to my patients.
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I think I might be doing them a
favor. I mean, if the way you act
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in my group is any indication of
the way you are as a therapist,
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- well, you suck.
- Oh, yeah?
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Well, I'd like to
take you outside and...
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thank you personally for your
honest assessment of my abilities.
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Hell, I'll just do it here.
Thank you.
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File this, please.
I've got to go fix my hair.
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My boyfriend's going
to be here any second.
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Ooh, girl, you should go to
Johnny Mack in cell block D.
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Johnny used to be a hairdresser.
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He's responsible for this fine 'do.
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And a massacre at a convenience
store in Connecticut.
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Thanks. I have a comb.
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T.G.I.F., am I right?
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Good afternoon.
I'm looking for a Mr. Charlie Goodson.
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Oh, he's not here.
May I tell him who's calling?
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I'm Mr. Ventura from the American
Psychological Association.
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Ooh, fancy pants.
Can I tell him what this is about?
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Yes, I wanted to have a word with him.
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I was here for a parole
hearing this morning
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and was hoping to avoid
driving out to his house.
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Okay, let me get this down.
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"Mr. Ventura from APA
don't like to drive."
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Let him know that I will be
at his home promptly at 9 A.M.
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Monday morning to discuss
a probationary issue
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related to his latest anger incident.
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Mm-hmm.
"Issue, incident, sweet butt."
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Okay, got it. You may leave now.
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Shoo! Shoo!
Use your shoes and walk away.
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Excuse me.
What can I do for you, Mr. Tasty Morsel?
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- Hey, is Jordan here?
- She's off making herself pretty for you.
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I see you've already done that for me.
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Oh, my God, is this how
women feel when I hit on them?
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'Cause you just made
me feel pretty special.
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- Hey, Sean.
- Hey.
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[smooches]
Any messages?
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Oh, yes, a very important one.
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You should have gone to Johnny Mack.
Ooh, that's crispy.
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- If I was in prison, I'd do very well.
- It's prison.
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Anything that stands still for
more than a second does well.
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Before we go, I have to ask you a favor.
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You know how Charlie
firebombed a garbage truck?
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Yeah, I read about it on Jerry's blog.
Apparently, it was bitchin'.
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Something like that is
going to happen again
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and when it does, they're
gonna throw Charlie in jail.
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No, they're not.
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What he did was completely justified.
It wasn't even that big of a deal.
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What do you want me to do about it?
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I want you to get Charlie
so angry that he loses it.
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This way, he can't say the garbage
truck was an isolated incident.
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Are you insane?
I don't want to make him mad.
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- Dude sets trucks on fire.
- Sean, Charlie is your best friend,
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if something happens to him after
you've had the chance to help him,
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you're going to blame yourself.
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All right. Fine.
I don't know when I'm going to do it.
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He has a date tonight, I don't want to
mess that up. That'll just piss him off.
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Well, that's true. Since
we're trying to make him angry,
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we really wouldn't want to piss him off.
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I have an idea.
How about we do it tonight?
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- Thank you.
- You handled that very well.
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What was I going to do,
go all Gordon Ramsay on her
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because my lasagna had
a tiny paper clip in it?
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That's what I would've done, yeah.
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No, no, you'd have done what I just did.
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You'd have written a little note saying,
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"Please stop doing
paperwork in the kitchen,"
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then attached it to the garlic bread
with the paper clip and sent it back.
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- Charlie. Hey, man.
- Sean, what are you doing here?
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Just grabbing a drink.
Who's this?
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Oh, this is Jane.
Jane, this my buddy Sean.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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- Do you mind?
- A little.
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Wow. What a pleasure to
meet you. You are beautiful.
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You really undersold her
saying she was "average-looking".
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He's just joking. We screw
around with each other a lot.
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No, we don't.
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So what are you guys... you celebrating?
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Did Charlie tell you he's finally
allowed to donate blood again?
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Doubled his income. Doubled it.
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Look, I don't know what
you're on right now,
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but we should get you home before
you masturbate in a church again.
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Our Lady of Tears, indeed.
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How fast do you think you can wrap
this up so you and I can get outta here?
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Five, 10 minutes?
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I mean, without being rude.
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Sean, how about you
and I take a little walk
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to the bar and reinforce our friendship?
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Charlie, can't you see
that I am on a date?
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Okay, let's go. Fun friend walk.
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Ow, ow, ow. That's...
that hurts my arm.
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Charlie, that hurts my arm. Ow!
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- What the hell are you doing?
- Just chill, all right?
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Jordan just wanted me to prove
that you can't control your anger
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so maybe you would take
therapy a little more seriously.
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Why would you go along with that?
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I need bonus points, all right? I...
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It gets me out of doing
the sappy couple's stuff.
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Like going to the Botanical Gardens.
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Oh, well, if you do have to
go, make sure you check out
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the Japanese Tea Garden in the back.
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Why do you know that?
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When I was married, I messed up a lot.
I practically lived in that garden.
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Well, if it isn't ugly and stupid
and Sean.
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- Did Jordan ask you to say that?
- No.
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- Did she pay you to say that?
- Yeah.
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$50, dick.
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I just made another 10.
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So did Jordan hire anybody
else to get me angry?
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I don't know,
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but she seemed pretty set on
proving that you have a problem.
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Hey, dork.
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- How much she paying you?
- 20 bucks.
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- Cool, thank you.
- No problem.
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So you never told me
why you slapped that barista.
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Because she gave me the worst
cup of coffee I ever had.
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Eh, let's have juice instead.
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It's okay, Charlie. You didn't
write "Ho" on the side of my cup.
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Let me see this.
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Oh, good, good. It's not
one of my Christmas mugs.
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[doorbell rings]
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I'll be right back.
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[doorbell rings]
Coming.
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Uh, hi. Can I help you?
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- Charlie Goodson?
- That's right.
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I'm Mr. Ventura from the American
Psychological Association.
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I'm here to discuss your
ongoing anger problem.
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Oh, really? Clearly a little
more thought went into this one.
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And I give you credit for not just
walking in and calling me a "dick".
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No, we seldom do that.
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- Here is my card. May I come in?
- Your card. [chuckles]
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Wow, you really went all out.
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Reno Ventura. [chuckles]
That's the stupid name you came up with?
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Actually, it's the name
my parents came up with.
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You don't say.
Is your mother's name Jordan?
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No, it's Margaret.
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It was Margaret. She passed a month ago.
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Yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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Okay, I'm not going
to waste anymore time.
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I'm not going to get angry.
And, no offense,
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but you don't look smart
enough to be a psychologist.
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- Excuse me?
- It's not your fault,
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but your eyes are really
close and it gives you
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a slightly inbred look.
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I don't think you realize
how serious this situation is.
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[mocking] Oh, no. I don't realize
how serious the situation is.
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Sir, may I remind you,
the wrong recommendation from me
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and your license will be suspended.
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Look, Reno Ventura "Pet Detective,"
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if you don't get the hell
out of here right now,
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I am going to suspend you by
your underwear off that balcony.
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- Get your hands off me.
- Then get the hell out of here!
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Charlie! What are you doing?
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I'm getting rid of one
of your anger shills
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who says he works for the APA.
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Yeah, maybe the American
"Pa-lease" Association.
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That is Reno Ventura, the new
chairman of the ethics committee.
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Remember when he got elected
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and you asked me, "Who's the
clown that's running ethics?"
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And I said, "Reno Ventura." And you
said something about a pet detective?
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Oh, boy.
I just used that one again.
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- Look, Mr. Ventura, I am so...
- Don't bother, Goodson!
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I came here to determine
whether you were stable enough
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to continue to have a practice.
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I think I have my answer.
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Have a nice day!
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- This is all your fault.
- I didn't send him here!
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But you sent the others, it made
me think that he was in on it, too!
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I know. That's why I'm here.
I came to apologize for going overboard.
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- I really was just trying to help.
- Well, stop helping!
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Every time you try to apologize or
help something bad happens to me.
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What the hell's the matter with you?
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Charlie?
Are you angry?
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No.
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I'm sorry, but I don't
think I can see you again.
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You obviously have a problem.
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I'm gonna get dressed and take off.
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Have a nice day!
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- I feel awful.
- It's fine. It's fine.
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Now if you'll excuse
me, this is time of day
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when I like to take my pool cues outside
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and smash them against a tree.
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- So you're upset?
- Well, yeah.
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I mean, Jordan set up these three people
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to screw with me the day before.
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I just assumed that the
APA guy was part of it.
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- I've never been so angry.
- I understand.
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Charlie, what color are you seeing?
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You know what, Will?
I'm not doing the color thing.
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Got ya. It's all right.
Let's try an exercise.
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I want you to close your eyes
and I want you to imagine yourself
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somewhere where you're
relaxed and happy.
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A rolling river.
A babbling brook.
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- A calm ocean.
- And how do you feel?
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Good...
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because I'm drowning
Jordan in all of them.
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It doesn't sound like your quite ready
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to give up your anger
towards Jordan now,
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but how do you think it makes her feel?
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Purple. I feel purple.
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Personally, I like the color thing.
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Now how do you feel about
how you've made Charlie feel?
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I have already said that I'm sorry.
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Look, Charlie, I just
got worried about you
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- when you firebombed that truck.
- Charlie?
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- Can you forgive her?
- I guess so.
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I take back what I said earlier.
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If you were on fire,
I would spit on you.
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- Thank you, Charlie.
- This is wonderful.
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See, I think you two can still have
a positive working relationship.
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If I'm allowed to work.
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The guy from the APA won't
even talk to me one-on-one.
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He's scared to be alone with me.
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- You grabbed me by the lapel of my suit!
- I thought you were someone else.
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- You made fun of my eyes.
- I was jealous.
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They're beautiful.
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Mr. Ventura, how does
that make you feel?
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Flattered.
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And after listening to Dr. Denby,
I do understand the situation
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and I fully accept Goodson's
explanation and apology.
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That's great.
That's great. Thank you.
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I just wish Jane would understand
and agree to see me again.
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Not gonna happen.
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Dr. Woo told me to stay away
from anyone with an anger problem.
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I told you, I don't
have an anger problem.
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If you take away the thing
happened with Ventura, firebombing,
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a few smashed cell phones,
some punched out dry wall...
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all right, I might
have an anger problem.
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So you'll attend the
next four or five weeks
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with a new conscientious attitude?
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What do you want me to say?
That my anger's green?
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- Fine, it's green.
- Charlie, anger is never green.
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Oh, yeah?
Then how do you explain the Hulk?
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[laughing]
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You know what?
You are funny.
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- Let's go out tonight.
- Cool with me.
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Suck on that color, Woo.
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Okay, welcome, everyone.
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As you can see, Jordan will be silently
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observing our group for a few days.
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So don't feel self-conscious
about talking in front of her.