1 00:00:01,447 --> 00:00:03,948 Okay, welcome, everyone. 2 00:00:03,950 --> 00:00:06,451 As you can see, Jordan will be silently 3 00:00:06,453 --> 00:00:07,819 observing our group for a few days. 4 00:00:07,821 --> 00:00:11,215 So don't feel self-conscious about talking in front of her. 5 00:00:11,229 --> 00:00:14,883 Absolutely. My life is just as much of messes yours. 6 00:00:14,950 --> 00:00:18,401 - It really is. - Thank you, Charlie. 7 00:00:18,403 --> 00:00:22,322 In a lot of ways, I'd say it's even worse. 8 00:00:22,324 --> 00:00:24,274 I think they understand. 9 00:00:24,276 --> 00:00:27,444 Anyway, thanks for letting me observe. 10 00:00:27,446 --> 00:00:29,613 I know it's difficult to open up 11 00:00:29,615 --> 00:00:31,531 in front of someone you barely know. 12 00:00:31,533 --> 00:00:34,951 And I hope in time you'll learn to trust me 13 00:00:34,953 --> 00:00:39,172 and you'll be as enriched by this experience as I will. 14 00:00:39,174 --> 00:00:42,459 Wow, you sure do observe loud. 15 00:00:43,928 --> 00:00:47,002 Now, Lacey, Nolan, the last session you said you were 16 00:00:47,003 --> 00:00:50,133 both applying for the same manager job in your building? 17 00:00:50,135 --> 00:00:52,719 Yeah, the guy who owns the building, Mr. Terizian, 18 00:00:52,721 --> 00:00:55,055 said whoever gets the job doesn't have to pay rent. 19 00:00:55,057 --> 00:00:57,223 Yeah, and it's totally cush. 20 00:00:57,225 --> 00:00:59,526 All you have to do is fix things when they break. 21 00:00:59,528 --> 00:01:02,646 Or pretend to, 'cause I don't know how to do that. 22 00:01:02,648 --> 00:01:04,864 But I actually know how to fix things. 23 00:01:04,866 --> 00:01:09,286 - I just fixed Charlie's bidet upstairs. - That's a toilet. 24 00:01:09,288 --> 00:01:13,456 Oh. Then I just broke Charlie's toilet. 25 00:01:13,458 --> 00:01:16,419 I know I'm just observing, but it seems to me 26 00:01:16,420 --> 00:01:19,379 the job should go to the most qualified person. 27 00:01:19,381 --> 00:01:21,831 I know I'm just talking, 28 00:01:21,833 --> 00:01:25,502 but it seems to me that you should be quiet. 29 00:01:25,504 --> 00:01:28,138 Lacey, Jordan is our guest 30 00:01:28,140 --> 00:01:29,973 and she does make a valid point. 31 00:01:29,975 --> 00:01:32,759 I agree. Who fixed the water pressure in your shower? 32 00:01:32,761 --> 00:01:35,645 Yeah, and then waited around for me to get undressed and try it out. 33 00:01:35,647 --> 00:01:37,847 Yeah, and then when you wouldn't, who went outside 34 00:01:37,849 --> 00:01:39,599 to peek through the window until you pulled down the shade? 35 00:01:39,601 --> 00:01:43,436 Don't answer. Let these guys guess. 36 00:01:43,438 --> 00:01:45,689 Well, what I think is going on here... 37 00:01:45,691 --> 00:01:48,074 You're not really listening to each other. 38 00:01:48,076 --> 00:01:52,278 Yeah, sometimes you have to be silent 39 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:56,700 - and listen without talking. - I agree. 40 00:01:56,702 --> 00:02:01,893 - That was about you. - Oh. Still agree. 41 00:02:03,207 --> 00:02:05,875 It's not fair. Nolan told me he wanted this job, 42 00:02:05,877 --> 00:02:07,677 but then I decided that I wanted the job. 43 00:02:07,679 --> 00:02:10,046 But everybody knows that the tie goes to the hottie. 44 00:02:10,048 --> 00:02:13,216 The tie goes to the hottie! 45 00:02:13,218 --> 00:02:16,686 Look, I'm just happy that you both even want a job. 46 00:02:16,688 --> 00:02:19,439 But, Lacey, it's not easy to manage an apartment building. 47 00:02:19,441 --> 00:02:22,142 She knows all about managing things. 48 00:02:22,144 --> 00:02:26,002 She's an Indian girl who manages to have two eyebrows. 49 00:02:27,064 --> 00:02:30,116 Sorry I'm late. I don't have an excuse. 50 00:02:30,118 --> 00:02:32,402 I feel like I'm above that at this point. 51 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:36,623 Oh, Charlie, your garbage man 52 00:02:36,625 --> 00:02:39,876 is dumping trash all over your driveway. 53 00:02:39,878 --> 00:02:41,745 Damn it. That's two weeks in a row. 54 00:02:41,747 --> 00:02:44,318 - What the hell is wrong with this guy? - Well, obviously you've done 55 00:02:44,319 --> 00:02:46,666 - something to irritate... - Silence! 56 00:02:53,257 --> 00:02:56,509 Hey. Hey, hey. Garbage dude. 57 00:02:56,511 --> 00:02:58,311 What's up with this mess all over my driveway? 58 00:02:58,313 --> 00:03:01,648 Okay, first of all, my name is James St. James, 59 00:03:01,650 --> 00:03:04,067 guy-yelling-at-me dude. 60 00:03:04,069 --> 00:03:07,320 Second of all, I don't touch loose trash. 61 00:03:07,322 --> 00:03:10,578 Unlike you, based on some of the girls I've seen coming out of your place. 62 00:03:12,827 --> 00:03:14,944 But you're the one that dumped it here. 63 00:03:14,946 --> 00:03:16,746 No, I didn't. 64 00:03:16,748 --> 00:03:19,866 You see, you high curbs can't do the simplest of tasks. 65 00:03:19,868 --> 00:03:21,251 You overfilled your bin. 66 00:03:21,253 --> 00:03:23,453 So that's why you're doing this to me? 67 00:03:23,455 --> 00:03:25,121 - To teach me a lesson? - All right, look. 68 00:03:25,123 --> 00:03:27,874 Overfilling leads to crowning, which causes a breach. 69 00:03:27,876 --> 00:03:29,959 Then a breeze comes along, turns the overflow into blow away. 70 00:03:29,961 --> 00:03:32,629 Okay, well, right now, my anger is crowning, 71 00:03:32,631 --> 00:03:34,798 which might cause a breach to your face. 72 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:37,517 And I got a guy in there who saw what you just did. 73 00:03:37,519 --> 00:03:39,352 It's overfill! 74 00:03:39,354 --> 00:03:41,604 You don't even break down your cardboard. 75 00:03:41,606 --> 00:03:43,473 You should see your neighbor's trash. 76 00:03:43,475 --> 00:03:45,892 I could fit his pizza boxes in my wallet. 77 00:03:45,894 --> 00:03:48,561 Yeah, right next to your pay check 78 00:03:48,563 --> 00:03:50,146 which comes out of my tax dollars. 79 00:03:50,148 --> 00:03:52,732 Oh, which you pay less of than you're supposed to, 80 00:03:52,734 --> 00:03:57,403 judging by some iffy 2007 tax receipts you threw out last month. 81 00:03:57,405 --> 00:03:59,239 Excuse me, I have dependents, 82 00:03:59,241 --> 00:04:00,740 an in-home office. Whoa, whoa, whoa! 83 00:04:00,742 --> 00:04:04,878 - You go through my trash? - I don't have to. 84 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:08,915 It's blowing all over the streets, Mr. Fancy Cage-Free Organic Eggs guy. 85 00:04:08,917 --> 00:04:12,252 Hey, hey, hey. If you keep calling me weird names, 86 00:04:12,254 --> 00:04:15,003 I'm putting garbage dude back on the table. 87 00:04:15,556 --> 00:04:19,799 2x72 - Charlie Gets Trashed /prequel to previous ep. 2x71/ 88 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:23,093 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 89 00:04:23,344 --> 00:04:25,011 [laughing] 90 00:04:28,515 --> 00:04:30,600 Oh, Mr. Terizian. 91 00:04:30,602 --> 00:04:33,603 Wow, I didn't know I was that funny. 92 00:04:33,605 --> 00:04:36,355 - What did I say? - I don't know. 93 00:04:36,357 --> 00:04:39,868 I just want this job so bad. 94 00:04:41,528 --> 00:04:45,781 Oh, hey, Lacey. Mr. Terizian. 95 00:04:45,783 --> 00:04:48,534 What do you want, Nolan? I'm in the middle of my interview. 96 00:04:48,536 --> 00:04:51,671 No, it's okay. I'm very close to making my decision. 97 00:04:51,673 --> 00:04:53,506 It's down to the two of you. 98 00:04:53,508 --> 00:04:57,793 I think if you looked at my resume, you'll see I'm the better choice. 99 00:04:57,795 --> 00:05:01,445 Um, I don't have a resume, but I do have 100 00:05:01,446 --> 00:05:06,552 11 selfies of me in a bikini holding a wrench. 101 00:05:06,554 --> 00:05:09,354 It's so big in my little hands. 102 00:05:10,057 --> 00:05:13,559 Well, this is a hard decision. 103 00:05:13,561 --> 00:05:16,445 I'm gonna be working very closely with one of you. 104 00:05:16,447 --> 00:05:20,316 Let me give you each a building maintenance question 105 00:05:20,318 --> 00:05:22,952 - and see how you solve the problem. - That sounds fair. 106 00:05:22,954 --> 00:05:27,247 Okay, Nolan, how do you reconnect 107 00:05:27,248 --> 00:05:30,710 a first level plumbing stack using 90 degree joints? 108 00:05:30,712 --> 00:05:32,712 Um, according to the manual... 109 00:05:32,714 --> 00:05:35,464 Oh, you need a manual. That's too bad. 110 00:05:35,466 --> 00:05:42,588 Lacey, on your sink, which is the cold? 111 00:05:45,509 --> 00:05:47,009 The one on the left? 112 00:05:47,011 --> 00:05:49,011 - No. - The one on the right? 113 00:05:49,013 --> 00:05:51,263 Amazing. Lacey's got the job. 114 00:05:51,265 --> 00:05:53,849 - Yes! - Hold on, Mr. Terizian. 115 00:05:53,851 --> 00:05:56,652 I really need that free rent. That question wasn't fair. 116 00:05:56,654 --> 00:06:00,894 - Well, you know, I do want to be fair. - Okay, then. 117 00:06:00,929 --> 00:06:03,075 How about we both look at the pipes under the sink 118 00:06:03,077 --> 00:06:05,444 and tell you if they're good or bad? 119 00:06:05,446 --> 00:06:07,246 Fine. 120 00:06:10,083 --> 00:06:11,500 They look good to me. 121 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:16,539 Oh, no. They're bad. 122 00:06:16,541 --> 00:06:19,875 They're very, very bad. 123 00:06:19,877 --> 00:06:22,524 Yeah, Lacey's the manager. 124 00:06:24,097 --> 00:06:26,632 Look, it's been 20 minutes. 125 00:06:26,634 --> 00:06:28,134 I just want to make a complaint about my garbage man. 126 00:06:29,636 --> 00:06:32,304 No, no. No. Not garbage, man. 127 00:06:32,306 --> 00:06:34,390 I'm not calling you a man. 128 00:06:34,392 --> 00:06:37,693 I know you're not a man. 129 00:06:37,695 --> 00:06:39,812 Oh, I'm sorry. 130 00:06:41,281 --> 00:06:46,569 Please, please don't transfer me again. No, please... damn it! 131 00:06:46,571 --> 00:06:49,822 Charlie, you got a problem with your garbage collector? 132 00:06:49,824 --> 00:06:53,826 Dude, where were you a second ago? 133 00:06:53,828 --> 00:06:58,164 This guy keeps intentionally dumping trash all over my driveway. 134 00:06:58,166 --> 00:07:00,332 Ooh, I had a problem like that once. 135 00:07:00,334 --> 00:07:02,551 So I filled up one of my cans with concrete. 136 00:07:02,553 --> 00:07:05,638 Guy went to pick it up, separated both shoulders and got a hernia. 137 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:07,590 They arrested me, but I got out of it. 138 00:07:07,592 --> 00:07:10,023 I said I was throwing away concrete. 139 00:07:11,395 --> 00:07:14,263 Yeah, well they don't really pick up the cans by hand anymore. 140 00:07:14,265 --> 00:07:17,933 They have these big robot arms that just dump it in the truck. 141 00:07:17,935 --> 00:07:19,985 They got robots picking up garbage now? 142 00:07:19,987 --> 00:07:23,689 Damn! I've been in here too long. 143 00:07:23,691 --> 00:07:25,658 It's like "Star Wars" out there. 144 00:07:25,660 --> 00:07:31,197 Yeah, and now people can send pictures to each other over their phones. 145 00:07:31,199 --> 00:07:36,695 And I'm in here. Why did I have to stab all those people? Man... 146 00:07:37,871 --> 00:07:41,841 What if I put a skunk in my trash can? 147 00:07:41,843 --> 00:07:45,127 Then when dumps it out, the skunk sprays everywhere 148 00:07:45,129 --> 00:07:48,264 and garbage guy has to sit in that stink all day? 149 00:07:48,266 --> 00:07:52,348 So your plan is to make a garbage truck smell bad? 150 00:07:52,385 --> 00:07:54,887 Yes, it is. 151 00:07:54,889 --> 00:07:57,723 Okay, clearly I haven't had enough time to think this through. 152 00:07:57,725 --> 00:08:00,142 I don't know, Charlie. He's a city employee. 153 00:08:00,144 --> 00:08:03,562 If you hurt him in any way, you're gonna be in a lot of trouble. 154 00:08:03,564 --> 00:08:05,781 Hurt him, Charlie. Hurt him. 155 00:08:05,783 --> 00:08:09,235 - Then you'll be in here with us. - Yeah, and we have a good time. 156 00:08:09,237 --> 00:08:11,821 We have game night and hot dogs 157 00:08:11,823 --> 00:08:14,490 and the grass in the cracks of the yard is coming in. 158 00:08:14,492 --> 00:08:16,408 It's a beautiful time of year. 159 00:08:18,044 --> 00:08:20,913 Okay, I'm not gonna do that. 160 00:08:20,915 --> 00:08:22,915 I guess I just have to go down there 161 00:08:22,917 --> 00:08:24,967 and file a complaint in person at the... 162 00:08:24,969 --> 00:08:28,921 Where does one go? The garbage building? 163 00:08:28,923 --> 00:08:31,417 The Hall of Trash? Where? 164 00:08:32,642 --> 00:08:35,478 They call it the Department of Sanitation, Charlie. 165 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:38,292 I'm sure you can find it on your Earth map that you 166 00:08:38,293 --> 00:08:41,987 get beamed into your car from the outer space satellite. 167 00:08:44,571 --> 00:08:49,441 - Um, we have that. - Damn! 168 00:08:49,443 --> 00:08:51,944 Why did I stab all those people? 169 00:08:54,447 --> 00:08:57,249 Thank you so much for coming, Nolan. 170 00:08:57,251 --> 00:09:02,037 It's just I haven't seen you in so long and I missed you. 171 00:09:02,039 --> 00:09:05,007 That's not why you called. You want me to go in there 172 00:09:05,008 --> 00:09:07,293 and fix their broken window because you don't know how. 173 00:09:07,295 --> 00:09:11,347 How dare you accuse me of that? But will you? 174 00:09:11,349 --> 00:09:13,883 So your plan all along was to take the job, 175 00:09:13,885 --> 00:09:16,435 get a free apartment, and make me do all the work? 176 00:09:16,437 --> 00:09:20,472 How dare you accuse me of that? But, yes. 177 00:09:20,474 --> 00:09:23,475 No, forget it. I'm tired of you taking advantage of me 178 00:09:23,477 --> 00:09:25,644 because of my completely irrational crush on you. 179 00:09:25,646 --> 00:09:30,790 - Oh, come on. - Well, sure. If you put it that way. 180 00:09:33,119 --> 00:09:34,653 [knocks] 181 00:09:38,158 --> 00:09:40,993 - What do you want? - I'm here to fix the window. 182 00:09:40,995 --> 00:09:42,995 I thought you were supposed to be a girl. 183 00:09:42,997 --> 00:09:46,149 No. Just couldn't see the penis 184 00:09:46,150 --> 00:09:48,801 on the sonogram for the first eight months. 185 00:09:48,803 --> 00:09:51,971 My mom said the new building manager was a lady. 186 00:09:51,973 --> 00:09:54,840 She is, but I'm kind of helping her out 187 00:09:54,842 --> 00:09:58,811 by doing all her work for her because she's got great... 188 00:09:58,813 --> 00:10:01,513 You know what? Let me just come in and fix the damn window. 189 00:10:01,515 --> 00:10:03,015 It's over there. 190 00:10:07,354 --> 00:10:09,438 So how about $5? 191 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:12,775 To eat a bug? No way. It's too gross. 192 00:10:12,777 --> 00:10:16,111 - What about 10? - I wouldn't do it for 1,000. 193 00:10:16,113 --> 00:10:19,031 I'll do it for 20. 194 00:10:19,033 --> 00:10:22,701 Deal. But you have to chew it. 195 00:10:22,703 --> 00:10:24,603 Let's see the cash. 196 00:10:31,962 --> 00:10:35,130 - Ew! Oh, my God! - That was awesome! 197 00:10:35,132 --> 00:10:39,134 Just so you know, I also drink expired milk, 198 00:10:39,136 --> 00:10:41,520 eat dust bunnies, and for the right price, 199 00:10:41,522 --> 00:10:44,639 kitty litter is on the table. 200 00:10:50,146 --> 00:10:52,448 Excuse me. Yeah, hi. 201 00:10:52,450 --> 00:10:54,783 I need to file a complaint about my garbage man. 202 00:10:54,785 --> 00:10:57,620 Okay, I can help you with that. Please sit down. 203 00:10:57,622 --> 00:10:59,488 Great. 204 00:10:59,490 --> 00:11:05,210 Okay, is it truck, cans, service, smell, or employee? 205 00:11:05,212 --> 00:11:08,797 Employee. But wait, you're allowed to complain 206 00:11:08,799 --> 00:11:11,550 about the smell of your own garbage? 207 00:11:11,552 --> 00:11:13,752 I may have two complaints. 208 00:11:13,754 --> 00:11:19,591 - What's the employee's name? - James... 209 00:11:19,593 --> 00:11:21,644 the garbage man. 210 00:11:22,804 --> 00:11:25,648 - I need a last name. - I don't know. 211 00:11:25,650 --> 00:11:29,151 Von Inconsiderate Douchebag? 212 00:11:29,153 --> 00:11:31,437 I'm not sure. Do you know your garbage man's last name? 213 00:11:31,439 --> 00:11:34,773 Davis. And it's his birthday next week. 214 00:11:34,775 --> 00:11:38,494 Well, if I knew James' birthday, I'd throw a cake in the garbage for him. 215 00:11:38,496 --> 00:11:42,448 Hey, Paula... Hey, look who's here. 216 00:11:42,450 --> 00:11:44,116 That's him. That's the guy. 217 00:11:44,118 --> 00:11:46,502 You know, I thought that was your car that just got towed. 218 00:11:46,504 --> 00:11:48,587 My car got towed? 219 00:11:48,589 --> 00:11:50,456 Mm-hmm. Someone must have called the cops on you. 220 00:11:50,458 --> 00:11:53,042 But that's what happens when you park illegally. 221 00:11:53,044 --> 00:11:54,510 I was parked at a meter. 222 00:11:54,512 --> 00:11:57,846 Well, sometimes a breeze comes along and just blows 223 00:11:57,848 --> 00:12:00,799 your car into neutral and pushes it into an illegal spot. 224 00:12:00,801 --> 00:12:03,686 We call that... vehicular blow away. 225 00:12:05,305 --> 00:12:08,474 - You son of a bitch. - I'll see you later, Paula. 226 00:12:08,476 --> 00:12:10,642 - Not if I see you first. - You know you love me. 227 00:12:10,644 --> 00:12:13,529 I'll tell you what I love. The fact that we're over! 228 00:12:13,531 --> 00:12:15,030 Good-bye. 229 00:12:15,032 --> 00:12:19,034 - You went out with that guy? - I used to. 230 00:12:19,036 --> 00:12:21,487 We just broke up and he can't let it go. 231 00:12:21,489 --> 00:12:25,157 So he's pissing us both off. You want to mess with him? 232 00:12:25,159 --> 00:12:27,493 What do you want to do? 233 00:12:27,495 --> 00:12:32,081 You and I go out tomorrow night and make sure that he finds out. 234 00:12:32,083 --> 00:12:35,084 But I'm supposed to go to Jimmy's sister's baby shower. 235 00:12:35,086 --> 00:12:37,052 She invited me before we broke up. 236 00:12:37,054 --> 00:12:42,341 Oh, but, God, that would drive Jimmy crazy and I love it. 237 00:12:42,343 --> 00:12:45,677 Good. Good. It's about you went out with a guy 238 00:12:45,679 --> 00:12:47,735 who doesn't go to work in a onesie. 239 00:12:47,770 --> 00:12:49,316 [laughs] 240 00:12:52,961 --> 00:12:57,043 Boys: Chug it! Chug it! Chug it! Chug it! 241 00:12:57,127 --> 00:13:00,430 Chug it! [cheering] 242 00:13:00,464 --> 00:13:03,800 [laughing, cheering] 243 00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:08,471 I got to be honest, the Play-Doh is such a strong flavor, 244 00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:10,890 you can't even taste the ear wax. 245 00:13:10,975 --> 00:13:12,642 Boys: Ew! 246 00:13:12,726 --> 00:13:15,028 There you are. 247 00:13:15,112 --> 00:13:19,482 - What are you doing? - Science. 248 00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:22,819 Do you know who was just in my apartment? 249 00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:26,072 No, because you made me plug up all my peep holes. 250 00:13:26,156 --> 00:13:27,740 Mr. Terizian. 251 00:13:27,825 --> 00:13:30,543 He yelled at me because you never fixed the lock in 4F. 252 00:13:30,627 --> 00:13:33,329 - I'm gonna lose my job! - It's not my problem. 253 00:13:33,414 --> 00:13:36,264 Lazy people like you who don't have jobs and refuse 254 00:13:36,265 --> 00:13:39,168 to do mine are exactly what's wrong with this country. 255 00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:43,556 Why are you spending time with these kids? 256 00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:45,675 Because they're paying me cash to eat gross stuff. 257 00:13:45,726 --> 00:13:48,761 And since you took my job, I need to pay rent somehow. 258 00:13:48,846 --> 00:13:51,681 Hey, Nolan, 259 00:13:51,765 --> 00:13:55,401 for $40 will you eat a ground-up old tennis ball with peanuts? 260 00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:57,854 Don't do it, Nolan. You're allergic to peanuts. 261 00:13:57,905 --> 00:13:59,442 She's right. 262 00:13:59,477 --> 00:14:01,024 I'll do it for 60. 263 00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:02,859 [cheering] 264 00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:06,112 [laughing] 265 00:14:06,196 --> 00:14:08,865 Oh, man. When Jimmy sees that picture 266 00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:10,917 of us dancing on the table at the club, it's gonna kill him. 267 00:14:11,001 --> 00:14:12,785 - Did you send it? - Yup. 268 00:14:12,870 --> 00:14:17,206 And us at the Hollywood sign beer tasting at the top of the W 269 00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:19,876 and the limo ride down the Strip. 270 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,295 Nice touch putting that old-timey filter on that one. 271 00:14:22,379 --> 00:14:24,380 It makes it look like we're having even more fun. 272 00:14:24,465 --> 00:14:26,766 In the '70s. [laughs] 273 00:14:26,850 --> 00:14:30,019 It's true. Photo filters are the international sign 274 00:14:30,054 --> 00:14:34,023 - that you're having a good time. - You know what else is? 275 00:14:34,058 --> 00:14:36,737 My world-famous triple brandy 276 00:14:36,738 --> 00:14:40,063 flaming ice cream shooters of death. 277 00:14:40,114 --> 00:14:42,699 You no longer have to choose between 278 00:14:42,700 --> 00:14:45,068 getting drunk and having dessert. 279 00:14:45,119 --> 00:14:47,320 Don't worry about having too much. 280 00:14:47,404 --> 00:14:49,539 What's easier to throw up than ice cream? 281 00:14:49,573 --> 00:14:52,075 [laughs] 282 00:14:52,126 --> 00:14:54,410 Ooh, ooh, wait, wait, wait. Don't pour yet. 283 00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:55,962 Photo op. 284 00:14:58,298 --> 00:14:59,916 [clicks] 285 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:05,972 Ooh. 286 00:15:06,056 --> 00:15:09,675 [laughs] To Jimmy. 287 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:12,428 Hope this is burning his ass as much as it's burning my hand. 288 00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:14,480 [laughs] 289 00:15:14,565 --> 00:15:15,898 [knocks] 290 00:15:15,933 --> 00:15:18,101 Oh, crap. It's Jimmy. 291 00:15:18,152 --> 00:15:20,436 It's okay. It's okay. It's time for us 292 00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:22,271 to deal with this face to face. 293 00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:29,829 What do you want? 294 00:15:29,913 --> 00:15:34,000 Look, I just want to talk, okay? I want to end this thing. 295 00:15:34,084 --> 00:15:36,786 My sister says hi, Paula! 296 00:15:36,837 --> 00:15:39,956 We saved you some cake. 297 00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:42,258 I may have eaten a little bit of it 'cause I'm sad. 298 00:15:45,295 --> 00:15:48,097 Okay, fine. Just, whatever you have to say, say it fast. 299 00:15:48,132 --> 00:15:50,466 - My ice cream is melting. - All right. 300 00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:53,719 Look, this is crazy. I never wanted any of this to happen. 301 00:15:53,804 --> 00:15:55,855 I'm hanging out at my sister's place 302 00:15:55,939 --> 00:15:57,390 and start getting pictures of you with my girl. 303 00:15:57,474 --> 00:15:59,313 Every one of them is like a knife stabbing me 304 00:15:59,314 --> 00:16:01,152 in the heart and I'm supposed to be celebrating 305 00:16:01,153 --> 00:16:02,361 my baby sister getting knocked up. 306 00:16:02,446 --> 00:16:06,032 Look, I'm sorry I started any of this. 307 00:16:06,116 --> 00:16:10,017 You always take it too far, Jimmy. You've got to stop 308 00:16:10,018 --> 00:16:14,207 hanging onto stuff. Especially my ass when we're in public. 309 00:16:14,291 --> 00:16:19,045 - I told you I don't like that. - Just fits my hand so good. 310 00:16:21,165 --> 00:16:24,333 It's how I knew we're meant to be together, baby. 311 00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:28,421 All right, look. Look. Nothing happened here. 312 00:16:28,505 --> 00:16:31,974 We just went out to teach you a lesson. 313 00:16:32,009 --> 00:16:36,562 - So this is over, right? - Absolutely. 314 00:16:38,182 --> 00:16:39,515 - Sorry. - Thank you. 315 00:16:41,902 --> 00:16:43,936 Hey, do you mind if I go out the front? 316 00:16:44,021 --> 00:16:46,856 I got the Millennium Filth Can parked right outside. 317 00:16:46,940 --> 00:16:48,608 Sure. 318 00:16:54,748 --> 00:16:59,869 So I got to ask. The Millennium Filth Can? 319 00:16:59,953 --> 00:17:03,554 Oh, well, I love "Star Wars," so I figured what better way 320 00:17:03,555 --> 00:17:07,093 to pay honor to it than to name our garbage truck after it? 321 00:17:07,177 --> 00:17:11,063 Well, that's a lovely tribute to a timeless classic. 322 00:17:13,651 --> 00:17:17,103 All right, let's just put this whole damn thing behind us. 323 00:17:17,187 --> 00:17:18,721 May the filth be with you. 324 00:17:24,061 --> 00:17:25,695 Holy crap! 325 00:17:25,729 --> 00:17:28,531 [clicks] I like to take pictures, too. 326 00:17:28,565 --> 00:17:30,893 All right, up yours, high curb. See you later, Paula. 327 00:17:33,870 --> 00:17:35,204 This isn't over. 328 00:17:40,577 --> 00:17:44,580 - All right, go outside and stall him. - Okay. 329 00:17:46,401 --> 00:17:51,304 Paula: Come back here and clean this up, you disgusting pig! 330 00:17:51,388 --> 00:17:53,306 Jimmy: You're the one running all over town cheating. 331 00:17:53,390 --> 00:17:55,391 - You're the pig. - Paula: You're the pig! 332 00:17:55,476 --> 00:17:57,360 - Jimmy: You're the pig! - You're the pig! 333 00:17:57,394 --> 00:18:00,063 You're the pig! 334 00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:01,781 Hurry up. He's winning the argument. 335 00:18:03,567 --> 00:18:06,152 Just tell him to get away from the truck. 336 00:18:06,236 --> 00:18:08,905 He is. The pig's standing in the driveway. 337 00:18:08,989 --> 00:18:10,123 What are you doing? 338 00:18:10,207 --> 00:18:12,375 I'm Garbage Vader 339 00:18:12,409 --> 00:18:14,794 and I'm taking down the Millennium Filth Can. 340 00:18:23,220 --> 00:18:25,338 [bottle shatters] [fire roaring] 341 00:18:25,422 --> 00:18:27,557 Oh, my God! The whole truck's on fire! 342 00:18:27,591 --> 00:18:30,426 Jimmy: My Filth Can. My baby! 343 00:18:30,511 --> 00:18:33,096 Now it's over. 344 00:18:33,147 --> 00:18:35,064 [massive explosion] 345 00:18:36,670 --> 00:18:41,867 Okay, I may have underestimated the power of the dark side. 346 00:18:47,356 --> 00:18:50,190 Okay, I charged up the Taser. 347 00:18:50,192 --> 00:18:52,292 - You ready? - Yeah. 348 00:18:52,294 --> 00:18:55,129 Let's do this thing. Semper Fi! 349 00:18:55,131 --> 00:18:57,514 - What does that mean? - I read it on a bumper sticker. 350 00:18:57,516 --> 00:19:00,300 Let's do this. I'd rather be fishing! 351 00:19:00,302 --> 00:19:01,718 [crackling] 352 00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:03,720 Nolan! Oh, my God, don't do it! 353 00:19:03,722 --> 00:19:04,972 Boys: Aww! 354 00:19:04,974 --> 00:19:06,690 You're not the boss of me. 355 00:19:06,692 --> 00:19:08,892 This 10-year-old with a Taser is the boss of me. 356 00:19:11,029 --> 00:19:13,363 You don't have to degrade yourself like this anymore, okay? 357 00:19:13,365 --> 00:19:15,649 From now on, you're the new building manager. 358 00:19:15,651 --> 00:19:18,485 - I quit. - Why? 359 00:19:18,487 --> 00:19:21,155 - Is it because you care about me? - No. 360 00:19:21,157 --> 00:19:23,824 It's because this job is too hard. 361 00:19:23,826 --> 00:19:27,327 Taking credit for all the work you're doing is exhausting. 362 00:19:27,329 --> 00:19:31,832 Wow. I didn't realize I was being so selfish. 363 00:19:31,834 --> 00:19:34,418 Anyway, now go down to the basement 364 00:19:34,420 --> 00:19:36,720 and bring a bag big enough to carry three dead possums. 365 00:19:36,722 --> 00:19:40,841 - Why, what's down there? - You'll see. It's a surprise. 366 00:19:40,843 --> 00:19:43,477 Especially since sometimes they're only playing dead. 367 00:19:47,982 --> 00:19:50,851 - Hey. - How'd it go in court? 368 00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:55,489 Well, no matter how righteously you try to spin it, 369 00:19:55,491 --> 00:19:58,375 it's tough to defend the throwing of a fire bomb. 370 00:20:00,078 --> 00:20:02,963 Did you tell them about the trash in your house? 371 00:20:02,965 --> 00:20:05,582 Absolutely. That was a big part of my defense. 372 00:20:05,584 --> 00:20:08,085 But it turns out you're supposed to file a written complaint 373 00:20:08,087 --> 00:20:10,671 with the city and not throw a fire bomb. 374 00:20:12,757 --> 00:20:16,060 I'll bet you a lot of people don't know that. 375 00:20:16,062 --> 00:20:18,095 Yeah, it's probably one of those crazy laws 376 00:20:18,097 --> 00:20:20,180 still on the books from the 1890s. 377 00:20:20,182 --> 00:20:23,370 Like you can't bring a goat into a bank. 378 00:20:24,235 --> 00:20:26,687 So clearly you're not in jail. 379 00:20:26,689 --> 00:20:30,574 No, no, they're just making me take two weeks of anger management. 380 00:20:30,576 --> 00:20:33,661 But while I'm in there, I'm not allowed to practice therapy. 381 00:20:33,663 --> 00:20:35,529 Oh. Who's going to cover for you? 382 00:20:37,449 --> 00:20:42,286 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Come on, you're ready. 383 00:20:42,288 --> 00:20:44,872 You've spent time with my group. What are you afraid of? 384 00:20:44,874 --> 00:20:48,292 I think mostly... your group. 385 00:20:50,128 --> 00:20:53,380 Yeah, that never goes away. 386 00:20:54,957 --> 00:20:58,431 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~