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Hey, guys.
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Do I want to know about the racing gear?
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- I can explain.
- No, actually, I was asking myself.
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Do I want to know about the racing gear?
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No, Patrick, you don't.
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This girl I'm dating wants
to do some motocross later
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and the outfit's a little snug,
so I'm stretching it out.
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You know why it's snug, don't you?
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Yeah, because my girlfriend picked
it out and I look awesome in it.
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No, because when you break
every bone in your body,
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it'll keep them in the general
shape of a human skeleton.
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Well, that's not true.
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Is that true?
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Yeah. I was totally in love
with a guy who did motocross.
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But he broke his spine and when
they put him back together,
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he was shorter than me, so,
you know, he had to go.
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Well, I'm not worried.
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It's just racing on a dirt
track with a couple of jumps.
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Kids do this all the time.
And super cool adults.
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So anybody got anything
else they want to discuss?
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Yeah, I do. And I'm really excited.
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You know that money my dad's
giving me to start a new business?
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Wait a minute. Her father's
giving her more money?
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The only thing my father ever gave me
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was a healthy suspicion of people
that look like her father.
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I think your father gave
you a healthy suspicion
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of everybody who wasn't white.
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That's true. He was a good man.
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Anyways, after seriously considering
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what I could offer the world
to make it a better place,
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I've decided to start
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a really expensive line of shoes.
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I think that's great.
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And so does 1% of the rest of the world.
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But the best news is
Lacey's decided to make me
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her new shoe company's head designer.
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And I've already got a ton of ideas.
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The Patrick wedge. The Patrick heel.
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And a sandal I'm calling the Lacey.
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I'm not really happy
with the design yet.
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Eventually it'll be called the Patrick.
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Hold on a second. I'm your boyfriend
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and you never called me for help.
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Why didn't you want me involved?
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Oh, well, this is important to me
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and I don't trust you.
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That came out wrong.
What I meant to say is
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I don't trust you with this
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or anything else that's important to me.
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I think that that came out wrong, too.
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Charlie, could you help me out here?
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No, I think you got a great hole going.
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I say keep digging.
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What about you, Charlie?
You trust me, don't you?
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Of course I do.
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I think you're
an incredibly capable young man
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who everybody underestimates at times.
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Thank you. At least someone respects me.
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Yeah, a grown man dressed
like a 12-year-old boy
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who's going dirt biking
with a bunch of kids.
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And cool adults, okay?
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And cool adults.
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Anger Management 2x83
Charlie & The Return of the Danger Girl
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- What happened to your arm?
- Remember Allie?
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The waitress with the glass eye?
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That was Ellie.
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The lawyer that called you
Your Honor during sex?
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That was Sally.
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This is Allie, the girl that was
into having sex in dangerous places.
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So you hurt your arm having sex?
Where, in your backyard?
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My backyard, what?
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Your backyard is dangerous. I
stepped on a rake the other day.
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In cartoons that's funny, in
real life it hurts like hell.
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Actually, we were racing dirt bikes.
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She's over having sex
in dangerous places.
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Now she's into having sex
after doing dangerous things.
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Like what?
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Well, we've been speedboat racing,
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rock climbing.
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The closer she comes to cheating death,
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the greater the sex is.
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She's a sexual adrenaline junkie.
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That is a problem.
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She's gonna get crazier and crazier
until somebody gets seriously hurt.
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That's not gonna happen. She's not pressuring
me to do anything I don't want to do.
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Now if you'll excuse me,
I have to go put Neosporin
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on any place that I still have skin.
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Oh, my God, bungee jumping was so hot.
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My heart is still pounding. Feel.
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Oh, my God. On the way down,
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did you keep your eyes open or closed?
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I don't know. I was pretty much
watching my childhood go by.
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( Laughs )
Oh, Charlie,
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I love that you're up for anything.
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Well, real men fear nothing.
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Except maybe the boredom of going
bungee jumping a second time.
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How boring would that be? Boring.
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No, I want to do something
way crazier next time.
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Something that I've never done before.
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Have you ever been skydiving?
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Uh, skydiving?
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You're not scared, are you?
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Why would I be scared?
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I love July 4th at the ballpark.
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I can't believe that anyone
can jump from a plane
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and land on that tiny
target in center field.
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Announcer: Ladies and
gentlemen, look to the skies
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as our founding fathers
George Washington
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and Ben Franklin fly through the air
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and land on the Declaration
of Independence.
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Shouldn't George Washington's
parachute be open by now?
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Gonzalez! Get off the mound!
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( Thuds )
Oh!
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Oh, my God.
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Wait, where's Ben Franklin?
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I don't know. I don't see him.
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( Thuds )
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( Screaming )
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You want to know what's really scary?
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A Ferris wheel.
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Ferris wheel?
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Well, sure. One loose pin,
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that thing goes rolling
down the Santa Monica Pier
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taking out jugglers, mimes, children.
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It's a mess.
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Well, I've always wanted
to jump out of a plane.
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So if you're good to go, so am I.
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Yay, skydiving.
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Oh, I am so excited. Are you excited?
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, I feel like
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Ben Franklin on the 4th of July.
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- Wayne, can I ask you something?
- Shoot.
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Do you have any fears that
you just couldn't get over?
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No, but I've come across
plenty of people who have.
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My usual advice is,
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"Shh, it'll be over soon."
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Why, you got some sort of fear
you can't get over, Charlie?
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Well, I'm supposed to jump out
of a plane with my girlfriend.
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Don't be afraid. Parachute
accidents happen all the time.
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No one's gonna believe you killed her.
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I don't want to kill her, Wayne.
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You know, maybe I should
ask someone else.
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This is relationship talk
and you're more
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of a love 'em and leave 'em
in a landfill kind of guy.
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Sometimes I don't even love 'em.
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Hey, Jordan.
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You ever done any research
on overcoming fears?
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- Like what?
- Oh, I don't know.
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Like, maybe skydiving.
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Actually, I have.
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My research turned up a lot of evidence
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to support that people
with a fear of skydiving
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have lower testosterone
and smaller genitals.
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As a matter of fact,
eunuchs throughout history...
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All right, all right. I know that
you know that it's me, okay?
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Yeah. That was fun.
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Why are you going skydiving?
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Well, I'm dating this girl who
gets off on doing dangerous stuff.
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And the sex afterwards
is always amazing.
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So you're willing to risk
your life for amazing sex?
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Hey, I've risked my life
for other stuff.
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I once dove into a rushing
river to save a puppy
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and all that did was make
some stupid kid happy.
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Thanks for mixing up sex
with a story about a puppy.
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Anything else you want
to destroy for me?
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I got laid in the back
of a Build-A-Bear one time.
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I don't want to hear it!
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Look, I don't know what to do.
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I'm jumping this weekend and I
have to get over this fear.
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Fine, I actually have done
some research in this area
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and I can come over and help you.
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But all I'm gonna get out of it
is making some stupid kid happy.
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Yay, I'm gonna have great sex.
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We realize this is very
late notice, Mr. Wangchuck,
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but we have a trade show
coming up next week
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and we're wondering if we could get
samples of our shoe line immediately.
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I designed them. These are the pictures.
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Do you like them? I designed them.
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Very nice. Cutting edge.
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You start whole new fashion trend.
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So can you get them to us that quickly?
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Oh, yeah. If you need
them back in five days,
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we have them here in four.
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Sign contract. You be very happy.
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Did you hear that, Patrick?
We be very happy.
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I be very happy right now.
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Uh, yeah, that's great. Sorry,
just one quick question.
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This picture of your factory floor,
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those aren't children, are they?
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No.
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We are a race of small,
adorable, hairless people.
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But they looked so unhappy.
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Not at all. In Bhutan,
this is how we smile.
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So those aren't children?
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No, they're adults.
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Because they looked like they were nine.
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In Bhutan, you become an adult at eight.
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Vote at nine. Drink at 10.
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- I'm sold.
- No.
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I will not have my shoes
made by second graders.
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Who would normally be doing what?
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Like, finger painting?
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At least this way they'll
be making how much?
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Two cents a day.
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Which is a lot in Bhutan, right?
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No.
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We're out of here.
I can find someplace else.
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I will not have the blood of
children's hands on my shoes.
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That never happen.
We make them wear gloves.
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You're a monster.
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We make monster costume for Halloween.
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Kids love to wear and make.
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Only little bit flammable.
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Okay, look, I'm not afraid
of being on my roof.
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I'm afraid of jumping
out of an airplane.
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I know. We're gonna do some
visualization exercises
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where I have you imagine that you're
about to jump out of a plane.
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I just figured it would be best if
we were closer to the sky, you know?
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You know I had sex up here once?
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We were gonna do it under the stars,
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but we wound up doing it
under a news chopper.
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They never found that cat burglar,
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but the whole neighborhood
could identify my ass.
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Charming.
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Now I want you to close your eyes
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and visualize that you're in the plane.
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The doors are open, you can
feel the wind on your face.
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( Trilling )
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- What's that?
- That's the engine.
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( Trilling )
That doesn't sound good.
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This bucket of bolts is going down.
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This does not feel like I'm skydiving.
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( Sighs )
Fine.
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I filled this backpack with books
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so that it was the same
weight as a parachute.
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Put it on and maybe that'll
make it feel more real.
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I'm not putting that thing on.
I'll just fall off the roof.
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You are not going to fall.
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Here, I'll show you.
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( Screams )
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Holy crap. Are you okay?
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I don't know. I fell into the bushes,
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but I think I twisted my ankle.
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Well, thank God that's all.
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Why didn't you pull your chute?
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( Jordan groans )
Too soon?
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Here's your not-too-cold,
mountain spring,
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not-from-America bottle of water.
250
00:11:22,695 --> 00:11:25,664
That's better.
251
00:11:25,666 --> 00:11:28,166
So what we did up there,
did it help you?
252
00:11:28,168 --> 00:11:30,202
Well, let's see,
I saw someone get injured
253
00:11:30,204 --> 00:11:32,170
falling from nine feet up,
254
00:11:32,172 --> 00:11:35,073
so multiply that injury by 1,000 feet
255
00:11:35,075 --> 00:11:37,943
and that's how much it helped.
256
00:11:37,945 --> 00:11:39,211
( Doorbell rings )
Oh!
257
00:11:39,213 --> 00:11:41,046
Did you order a pizza?
258
00:11:41,048 --> 00:11:43,782
We could sit here, watch a
movie and make a night of it.
259
00:11:43,784 --> 00:11:46,151
No, that's Nolan. I called
him to take you home.
260
00:11:46,153 --> 00:11:49,274
You've only been here an hour and
I'm ready to jump off the roof.
261
00:11:51,165 --> 00:11:54,326
Hey, Charlie. Got the limo.
Where's the patient?
262
00:11:54,328 --> 00:11:56,061
I'm over here, Nolan.
263
00:11:56,063 --> 00:11:58,096
Can you grab my stuff?
It's in the kitchen.
264
00:11:58,098 --> 00:11:59,965
Sure. So how'd it happen?
265
00:11:59,967 --> 00:12:01,867
She put on this backpack...
266
00:12:01,869 --> 00:12:03,468
Say no more. Those things are a hazard.
267
00:12:03,470 --> 00:12:05,751
You might as well
strap on a rabid monkey.
268
00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:09,675
Nolan, I don't say this
enough as your therapist,
269
00:12:09,677 --> 00:12:11,944
but you are a fascinating man.
270
00:12:15,548 --> 00:12:17,716
So why were you on the roof?
271
00:12:17,718 --> 00:12:20,986
She was trying to help me get
over my fear of skydiving.
272
00:12:20,988 --> 00:12:23,188
Oh, I can help you do that.
273
00:12:23,190 --> 00:12:25,390
I've jumped dozens of times.
274
00:12:25,392 --> 00:12:27,559
I spent the summers working at
my uncle's skydiving school.
275
00:12:27,561 --> 00:12:29,828
Well, thanks, Nolan, but you helping me
276
00:12:29,830 --> 00:12:32,130
could really cripple our
doctor-patient relationship.
277
00:12:32,132 --> 00:12:34,700
Especially if I end up crippled.
278
00:12:34,702 --> 00:12:36,802
I'm serious. I really know
what I'm doing with this.
279
00:12:36,804 --> 00:12:39,771
It's not like building
a career or managing finance
280
00:12:39,773 --> 00:12:43,342
or trying to create a super pet by
crossing a Chihuahua and a fruit bat.
281
00:12:43,344 --> 00:12:45,310
Why would you do that?
282
00:12:45,312 --> 00:12:49,114
A fruit bat is already
basically a flying Chihuahua.
283
00:12:49,116 --> 00:12:51,783
I know. You don't think I
want those years back?
284
00:12:53,854 --> 00:12:56,254
Come on, Charlie. You said
that you trusted me in group.
285
00:12:56,256 --> 00:12:57,589
Now is your chance to prove it.
286
00:12:57,591 --> 00:12:59,658
- I know, but...
- I get it.
287
00:12:59,660 --> 00:13:01,760
You don't trust me with anything important.
No one does.
288
00:13:01,762 --> 00:13:03,862
Nolan's an idiot. Fine. Good-bye.
289
00:13:03,864 --> 00:13:06,598
Nolan, I trust you.
290
00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:09,234
Just with different important things.
291
00:13:09,236 --> 00:13:13,505
Oh, yeah? Name one thing.
292
00:13:13,507 --> 00:13:15,340
Okay.
293
00:13:15,342 --> 00:13:17,476
I trust that if I had a date coming over
294
00:13:17,478 --> 00:13:20,612
and she loved Hot Pockets
295
00:13:20,614 --> 00:13:23,115
that you'd know which flavor
296
00:13:23,117 --> 00:13:25,884
pairs best with Sunny D.
297
00:13:25,886 --> 00:13:28,987
You didn't even try.
298
00:13:28,989 --> 00:13:31,189
It's ham and cheese!
299
00:13:38,336 --> 00:13:40,137
( Knocking )
300
00:13:42,807 --> 00:13:46,176
( Gasps )
Oh, my God, they're here.
301
00:13:46,178 --> 00:13:47,911
I told you we'd find a local factory
302
00:13:47,913 --> 00:13:49,279
that would finish it in time.
303
00:13:49,281 --> 00:13:51,982
Look at all these boxes of shoes.
304
00:13:51,984 --> 00:13:54,117
It's like Christmas
305
00:13:54,119 --> 00:13:56,153
or any other day when I buy
myself a lot of shoes.
306
00:13:58,189 --> 00:14:01,391
They're beautiful. I'm trying them on.
307
00:14:01,393 --> 00:14:02,926
Yes, they're beautiful,
308
00:14:02,928 --> 00:14:05,262
but I also designed them
to be uncomfortable.
309
00:14:05,264 --> 00:14:06,963
That's how you know they're expensive.
310
00:14:06,965 --> 00:14:09,433
You want comfortable shoes, go to Target.
311
00:14:09,435 --> 00:14:12,202
Oh, my God.
312
00:14:12,204 --> 00:14:15,172
The heel broke. Are they all like that?
313
00:14:15,174 --> 00:14:18,075
Relax. Probably just one bad apple.
314
00:14:18,077 --> 00:14:19,976
I'm sure the rest are fine.
315
00:14:22,146 --> 00:14:24,948
Well, the rhinestones are
just coming off of this one.
316
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:27,918
You know what? I knew this would happen.
317
00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:29,721
We should have let
the Bhutanese kids do it.
318
00:14:29,722 --> 00:14:31,855
I refuse to give my money
to a sweatshop.
319
00:14:31,857 --> 00:14:34,424
They're sweating because
they're doing it right.
320
00:14:34,426 --> 00:14:36,193
Calm down.
321
00:14:36,195 --> 00:14:39,796
I'm sure we can just pop the
rhinestones back into place.
322
00:14:39,798 --> 00:14:42,365
Oh, my fingers are too big.
323
00:14:42,367 --> 00:14:44,935
What are we going to do?
The trade show is tomorrow.
324
00:14:44,937 --> 00:14:47,003
I'll tell you what
we're not going to do.
325
00:14:47,005 --> 00:14:48,672
We are not going to freak out.
326
00:14:48,674 --> 00:14:51,875
Get back in there, you stupid
little hillbilly diamond!
327
00:14:53,044 --> 00:14:54,804
( Doorbell rings )
I'll get it.
328
00:14:58,950 --> 00:15:01,284
Is Mr. Fitzpatrick home?
329
00:15:01,286 --> 00:15:02,519
I have the cookies he ordered.
330
00:15:02,521 --> 00:15:05,155
Oh, my.
331
00:15:05,157 --> 00:15:08,158
Your hands, they're so small and dainty.
332
00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:09,626
Patrick, look.
333
00:15:09,628 --> 00:15:11,595
Wow.
334
00:15:11,597 --> 00:15:15,365
Maisy, can you pop this
rhinestone back into place?
335
00:15:15,367 --> 00:15:17,067
Sure.
336
00:15:18,703 --> 00:15:21,138
( Gasps )
Wasn't that fun?
337
00:15:21,140 --> 00:15:24,074
Do you like cookies?
338
00:15:24,076 --> 00:15:27,477
Yeah, but we just sell them.
We're not allowed to eat them.
339
00:15:27,479 --> 00:15:29,579
Well, that doesn't seem right.
340
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:34,818
Wow, thanks.
341
00:15:34,820 --> 00:15:36,753
Those must be hard to eat without milk.
342
00:15:36,755 --> 00:15:39,055
You want some milk?
343
00:15:39,057 --> 00:15:41,792
Well, you can have all the milk you want
344
00:15:41,794 --> 00:15:43,927
right after you call the rest of
your troop and get them over here
345
00:15:43,929 --> 00:15:46,563
for a big milk and cookie
arts and crafts
346
00:15:46,565 --> 00:15:48,064
fix that box of shoes party.
347
00:15:56,503 --> 00:15:59,943
You know, Nolan, I usually don't
say this to a lot of customers,
348
00:15:59,945 --> 00:16:02,212
but the way you eat disgusts me.
349
00:16:03,781 --> 00:16:06,249
You know why you don't say
that to a lot of customers?
350
00:16:06,251 --> 00:16:09,486
Because they take back their tips.
351
00:16:09,488 --> 00:16:13,156
Oh, no, there goes the home
I was building in France.
352
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:19,596
Nolan, where the hell have you been?
353
00:16:19,598 --> 00:16:21,164
You're not returning my texts,
haven't been to group all week.
354
00:16:21,166 --> 00:16:22,666
Because I know what you're gonna say.
355
00:16:22,668 --> 00:16:24,201
You're really sorry you didn't trust me
356
00:16:24,203 --> 00:16:27,504
and to make it up to me,
you're gonna buy me a new car.
357
00:16:27,506 --> 00:16:31,575
Well, I am sorry, but I'm not
gonna buy you a new car.
358
00:16:31,577 --> 00:16:33,577
There we go.
359
00:16:33,579 --> 00:16:36,580
I'm not sure how much of this
abuse I'm expected to take.
360
00:16:38,063 --> 00:16:40,183
Look, I've been thinking about
it past couple of days,
361
00:16:40,185 --> 00:16:42,686
and I would really love for you
to help me with the skydiving.
362
00:16:42,688 --> 00:16:44,254
Really?
363
00:16:44,256 --> 00:16:47,591
You trust me enough to put
your life in my hands?
364
00:16:49,460 --> 00:16:53,597
When you hear it out loud, it
kind of hits in a different way.
365
00:16:53,599 --> 00:16:56,499
But, yes, yes. I need a
pro and you're a pro.
366
00:16:56,501 --> 00:16:58,835
All right, but I can only teach
you once we're up in the plane.
367
00:16:58,837 --> 00:17:00,670
My uncle showed me a special technique
368
00:17:00,672 --> 00:17:02,906
for helping nervous jumpers.
369
00:17:02,908 --> 00:17:04,174
Oh, he was a great man.
370
00:17:04,176 --> 00:17:06,610
God rest his crushed and shattered soul.
371
00:17:07,305 --> 00:17:09,546
What happened, his chute didn't open?
372
00:17:09,548 --> 00:17:12,916
No, he died in his sleep.
He was 92 years old.
373
00:17:12,918 --> 00:17:14,184
Oh, thank God.
374
00:17:14,186 --> 00:17:16,052
He nodded off during his last jump
375
00:17:16,054 --> 00:17:18,321
and was blown into the gorilla habitat
376
00:17:18,323 --> 00:17:20,924
at the San Diego Zoo.
377
00:17:20,926 --> 00:17:23,360
The gorillas took it from there.
378
00:17:25,162 --> 00:17:27,403
Well, they are kind of territorial.
379
00:17:32,603 --> 00:17:35,805
I am so gonna grab
your ass on the way down.
380
00:17:35,807 --> 00:17:38,241
The instructor was very clear
381
00:17:38,243 --> 00:17:41,311
about maintaining proper spacing.
382
00:17:41,313 --> 00:17:43,613
Your leg is really sweaty.
383
00:17:43,615 --> 00:17:46,349
I think that's your hand, not my leg.
384
00:17:46,351 --> 00:17:48,652
Probably because you're nervous.
385
00:17:48,654 --> 00:17:50,720
There, there.
386
00:17:50,722 --> 00:17:53,123
Allie, you're up.
387
00:17:53,125 --> 00:17:55,458
It's my turn.
388
00:17:55,460 --> 00:17:57,727
Last one to earth is a rotten egg.
389
00:18:01,132 --> 00:18:03,066
Whoo-hoo!
390
00:18:04,769 --> 00:18:08,071
Make a note. Her last two words
391
00:18:08,073 --> 00:18:10,440
were whoo and hoo.
392
00:18:12,143 --> 00:18:14,711
You're up, Charlie.
393
00:18:14,713 --> 00:18:17,047
It's my turn and so far
394
00:18:17,049 --> 00:18:19,950
you haven't done anything to help me.
I'm freaking out here.
395
00:18:19,952 --> 00:18:22,185
There's plenty of time for this to work.
396
00:18:22,187 --> 00:18:23,954
Now, just stand up.
397
00:18:28,159 --> 00:18:30,660
And close your eyes.
398
00:18:30,662 --> 00:18:33,029
Try to relax.
399
00:18:33,031 --> 00:18:35,765
Okay, what next?
400
00:18:35,767 --> 00:18:37,167
This!
401
00:18:37,169 --> 00:18:39,502
( Screams )
402
00:18:44,842 --> 00:18:47,186
He was wearing the chute, right?
403
00:18:52,151 --> 00:18:54,286
Let's go, girls. Time is cookies.
404
00:18:56,055 --> 00:18:58,490
Can I take a break? I'm tired.
405
00:18:58,492 --> 00:19:00,292
You've already had your break.
406
00:19:00,294 --> 00:19:02,374
But you can drink
all the coffee you want.
407
00:19:03,918 --> 00:19:05,998
I have to go to the bathroom.
408
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,400
Oh, of course, dear.
Just past the kitchen.
409
00:19:09,902 --> 00:19:12,871
Take your work. Take your work.
410
00:19:12,873 --> 00:19:15,307
Can you open a window?
It smells bad in here.
411
00:19:15,309 --> 00:19:18,677
It smells bad in here
because your sister puked.
412
00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:21,279
She's four. She's eating the glue.
413
00:19:21,281 --> 00:19:22,848
And this is her nap time.
414
00:19:22,850 --> 00:19:25,083
Well, I'm 30 and this is my nap time.
415
00:19:27,153 --> 00:19:30,489
My God, look what we've done.
416
00:19:30,491 --> 00:19:32,591
I know.
417
00:19:32,593 --> 00:19:34,960
I'm so proud of us making
our product in America.
418
00:19:34,962 --> 00:19:37,362
Hey, you two, stop talking.
419
00:19:37,364 --> 00:19:39,764
- Last thing we need is a union.
- Mm-hmm.
420
00:19:42,101 --> 00:19:44,403
( Knocking )
421
00:19:44,405 --> 00:19:46,338
Coming.
422
00:19:49,742 --> 00:19:51,343
- Hey.
- Hey, Charlie.
423
00:19:51,345 --> 00:19:53,045
You got a minute?
424
00:19:53,047 --> 00:19:56,281
Nolan, you and I talked. We're good.
425
00:19:56,283 --> 00:19:58,583
And I'm with Allie right now
passionately celebrating
426
00:19:58,585 --> 00:20:01,019
the fact that I'm not dead.
427
00:20:01,021 --> 00:20:03,588
It won't take long. I know you
forgave me after you jumped,
428
00:20:03,590 --> 00:20:05,424
but just in case there's
any hard feelings,
429
00:20:05,426 --> 00:20:07,159
I want to give you this plant.
430
00:20:07,161 --> 00:20:08,693
Oh, well, that's very sweet.
431
00:20:08,695 --> 00:20:10,462
It's an African milk bush.
432
00:20:10,464 --> 00:20:12,964
Couple things... it's got to
be inside, but in direct sun.
433
00:20:12,966 --> 00:20:14,800
You got to feed it
three or four times a day
434
00:20:14,802 --> 00:20:16,635
and water it when it's dry to the touch.
435
00:20:16,637 --> 00:20:18,870
You got to repot it during
the peak growing season,
436
00:20:18,872 --> 00:20:22,274
which is between June and July,
but you can only use a clay pot.
437
00:20:22,276 --> 00:20:24,943
And there's a small chance it could
be full of red spider mites.
438
00:20:24,945 --> 00:20:28,246
You won't know until
they're in your carpeting.
439
00:20:28,248 --> 00:20:31,049
Well, thank you for the apology.
440
00:20:31,051 --> 00:20:34,152
And for my new part-time job.
441
00:20:34,154 --> 00:20:36,655
You sure you're not mad at me?
442
00:20:36,657 --> 00:20:38,890
'Cause I could swear
you were cussing me out
443
00:20:38,892 --> 00:20:40,725
after I pushed you out of the plane.
444
00:20:40,727 --> 00:20:43,929
Nolan, you helped me
get over a major fear.
445
00:20:43,931 --> 00:20:46,698
I was yelling, "Thank you, Nolan.
Thank you."
446
00:20:46,700 --> 00:20:50,102
Then why did you say,
"Go thank yourself"?
447
00:20:50,104 --> 00:20:53,205
Because I thought you should have given
448
00:20:53,207 --> 00:20:55,373
yourself some credit too.
449
00:20:55,375 --> 00:20:58,743
Charlie, I just figured
out what we should do next.
450
00:20:58,745 --> 00:21:01,079
There's a place where
you can swim with sharks.
451
00:21:01,081 --> 00:21:02,481
And just to make it more exciting,
452
00:21:02,483 --> 00:21:04,983
they put you in a cage covered in meat.
453
00:21:06,719 --> 00:21:09,087
I don't know what else to say
454
00:21:09,089 --> 00:21:11,690
except "thank you."
455
00:21:14,260 --> 00:21:16,528
So we're good?
456
00:21:16,530 --> 00:21:18,130
Yeah, yeah.
457
00:21:18,132 --> 00:21:20,765
But I got to break up with her.
458
00:21:20,767 --> 00:21:22,033
Can I give her this plant?
459
00:21:22,035 --> 00:21:23,668
Sure.
460
00:21:24,239 --> 00:21:29,239
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