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All right, send them in.

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Now, is there anyone

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who looks like the person who robbed you?

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Well, the one on the left looks familiar.

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And I see her every morning.

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Anybody else you recognize, ma'am?

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Are you sure they can't see us?

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No, ma'am. Absolutely not.

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Tribeca, Geils, my office now!

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Coming, Lieutenant.

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And make it snappy!

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What's going on?

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Grab a seat.

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A ventriloquist has been murdered.

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Oh, my god. Which one?

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- Which one?
- Like, his name?

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Who knows the name of any ventriloquist?

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Right. Not me. I mean...

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Victim's name was Alan Parsons.

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Alan Parsons?! Who?

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He was an All-American at Syracuse,

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and he won ventriloquist
of the year last year.

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And the year before.

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I think. I mean, who is this guy?

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We'll get right on it, Lieutenant.

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He saw my face! He saw my face!

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We got two bodies a big one and
a small one.

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Look at him.

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So peaceful.

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Whoever did this started with Parsons

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and then moved on to Lance the dummy.

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They lanced the dummy?

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No, no. Lance is the dummy's name.

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They just knocked him to the floor.

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Parsons was hammered.

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- Drunk on the job?
- No. Blunt-force trauma.

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We think he was gutted.

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- Evisceration?
- No, no. About the performance.

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It was a real tough crowd.

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Was he close to anyone? Was he married?

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Uh, yes, Mr. Parsons was married to a...

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Hang on. I have it here.

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- Mrs. Parsons.
- Hmm.

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Mm.

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Looks like the press
is already sniffing around.

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Wow, that is a nice house
for a ventriloquist.

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Yeah.

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I always pictured them
huddled around a trash-can fire

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with fingerless gloves.

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Are you joking?

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These guys talk
without moving their mouths.

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I mean, look at my dumb
old mouth moving as I'm talking.

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These guys have a gift from god.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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If there's something personal
going on with you and this case,

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you need to tell me now.

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There's nothing going on.

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No, not even with a head cock.
There's nothing going on.

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Geils, trust me, okay?

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You need to let it go,
or it'll eat you alive.

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Well, I don't want to talk about it.

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But I don't want
to be eaten alive, either.

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All right, but if you share this
with a soul,

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I'll tell every cop in
the precinct that you're a girl.

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You have my word.

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I was 12 years old.

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But all I could think about
was the time I was 7 years old.

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It was my birthday,

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and my parents got me a special present.

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It was a real humdinger.

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It was a ventriloquist dummy,

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and everyone knew that Humdinger
made the best ones.

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Well, what do you want to do today?

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Well, we can go on a water slide.

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- I practiced day and night.
- No, I don't want to go on a water slide.

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You'll get messed up.

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I had ventriloquism posters,
trading cards.

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I knew the stats of all the best v-quists.

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That's what us insiders called them.

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Then came the night of the big talent show.

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I was a bundle of nerves.

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I knew that the audience
was full of scouts,

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so I had to give an
absolutely perfect performance.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
our very own Jay Geils.

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How you doing today, buddy?

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My lawyer says I don't have
to answer that question.

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I just couldn't
master not moving my lips.

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I told myself it doesn't matter,

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but it turns out that's a big part of it.

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I never put my hand
inside of anything again.

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Mm.

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You want a dog?

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There's a great place around the corner.

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Did you listen to anything I said?

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You're humiliated,
and your dreams were crushed.

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It happens to the best of us.

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You got to move on.

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You ever have a dream?

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No.

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Oh, my god.

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Again, Doreen, I'm so sorry,

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- and if there's...
- That's Fisher Price,

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the world's most famous ventriloquist.

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He once did an entire show

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with a hornets' nest in his mouth.

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Mr. Price, Detective Geils.
It's a great honor.

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Pleasure to meet you, Detective.

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The pleasure is all mine.

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Can I help you?

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Hi, Mrs. Parsons.
We are detectives from L.A.P.D.

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We're sorry to disturb you

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at what must be a very difficult time.

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Thank you.

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Plus, I don't know if you're aware,

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but my husband just died.

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Yes. Yes, we heard.

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Also, Lance and I were very close,

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so I lost my husband
and I lost my best friend.

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Lance was your best friend?

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No. Lance was my husband's best friend.

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My best friend was Rita Zzyzplx.

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How do you spell that?

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R-i-t-a.

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Thank you.

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Okay. We're done here.

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Actually, we just started.

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No, I'm talking about
the part where I ask her

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to spell her best friend's name.

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Ah, yeah, that. We're done with that.

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My mistake.

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Please, won't you come in and sit down

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on my off-white linen sectional?

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Mrs. Parsons, as I'm sure you're aware,

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82% of murders are committed
by someone close to the victim.

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Well, wouldn't they have to
be close to them

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in order to murder them?

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She's good. Mm.

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I hate to ask you this,

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but were there any other women
in the picture?

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Oh, just those two.

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Bet that made you pretty mad, huh?

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Look, I know what you're insinuating,

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but let me set the record straight.

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Sorry. I have O.C.D.

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This has been driving me crazy
this whole time.

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5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10,

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nose, nose, nose, ears, eyes, and go.

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Look, I married a ventriloquist.

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I was very aware of
what I was getting myself into.

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I knew I'd be dealing with the mistresses

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and the long hours and the drugs.

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But I loved my husband.

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And more than that, I loved
being a ventriloquist's wife.

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Thank you for your Time
and for answering our questions.

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Please let me know if there's
anything I can do to help.

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I just really hope that you
catch the animal that did this.

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Thank you, ma'am,

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but we think it was a human who did it.

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Good day.

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Jinx.

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Nose, nose, nose, ears, eyes...

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And go.

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What... just...

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Hey. I heard we caught a witness
in the ventriloquist murder.

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Yeah. I'm about to go take
a run at him right now.

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Hey, you want a snickers bar?

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Two came out of the machine by mistake.

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- Wow. That must be doubly satisfying.
- It is.

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Snickers really satisfies.

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Snickers really satisfies.

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- Do they really satisfy?
- They really satisfy.

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Snickers really satisfies.

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I'm gonna get my satisfy
on with a snickers.

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Good luck in there. All right.

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You think this is a game?

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This isn't a game.

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This is a game.

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This is Life. You are looking at life.

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And if you don't start talking,
I promise you...

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You're gonna be in real trouble.

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Candy Land, Chutes and Ladders, Monopoly.

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I could do this all day.

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But I'm gonna tell you something
right now...

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If you don't give me something...

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You're gonna be sorry.

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And I'm gonna shut down
this whole operation.

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And if you think I'm gonna back down

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Brother, I am one hungry, hungry hippo.

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You hear me?

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And you...

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You're about to go kerplunk.

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Gnip gnop!

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He isn't talking.

194
00:09:03,282 --> 00:09:05,032
Anything new in the ventriloquist case?

195
00:09:05,732 --> 00:09:07,364
Parsons died from a gunshot wound,

196
00:09:07,366 --> 00:09:08,699
but there's no weapon

197
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and not a lot of prints or DNA to go on.

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00:09:10,889 --> 00:09:13,523
But look what I found on Lance the dummy.

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What are those scratches?
Defensive wounds?

200
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Whoever did this
is looking at the business end

201
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of a nasty splinter.

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00:09:21,115 --> 00:09:23,065
All right, I'm gonna cut into him,

203
00:09:23,067 --> 00:09:24,950
so if you're squeamish, look away.

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It's not my first rodeo.

205
00:09:27,038 --> 00:09:29,121
This isn't a rodeo. This is an autopsy.

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There is a rodeo in town, though,

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if you want to go with me later.

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00:09:47,451 --> 00:09:50,318
All right, let's check
the contents of the stomach.

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Ohh.

210
00:09:52,750 --> 00:09:55,334
Looks like someone had a last meal.

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Thumb drive.

212
00:10:03,811 --> 00:10:05,261
It's a manuscript.

213
00:10:05,263 --> 00:10:07,897
- Can you open it?
- No. It's encrypted.

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00:10:07,899 --> 00:10:09,015
Child's play.

215
00:10:09,017 --> 00:10:11,517
Geils, Scholls,

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00:10:11,519 --> 00:10:14,070
I spent 10 years with mi-5
as their top code-breaker

217
00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:16,355
and then two years in
the kitchen as a dishwasher.

218
00:10:16,357 --> 00:10:17,773
What do we have here?

219
00:10:18,776 --> 00:10:20,526
Ah.

220
00:10:25,533 --> 00:10:26,782
Ah, yes.

221
00:10:26,784 --> 00:10:29,785
A very complicated
south Korean military code.

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00:10:29,787 --> 00:10:32,538
There are over 9 billion possible
permuta...

223
00:10:32,540 --> 00:10:34,373
Oh, I'm in.

224
00:10:34,375 --> 00:10:36,008
Oh, god.

225
00:10:36,010 --> 00:10:39,462
"A Ventrloquist Speaks: The
Book That Could Get Me Killed,"

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by Alan Parsons.

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It's a 1,200-page amateur memoir.

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Someone's gonna have to comb over

229
00:10:45,219 --> 00:10:47,853
every over-dramatic memory,
every clumsy metaphor,

230
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trying to find some sort of clue

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as to why this man was killed.

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I'm gonna miss the rodeo.

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00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:04,691
Hey, Tanner, any red flags
in Parsons' finances?

234
00:11:04,693 --> 00:11:07,360
We're looking for a reason
someone would want him dead.

235
00:11:07,362 --> 00:11:08,444
Not much.

236
00:11:08,446 --> 00:11:11,114
I mean, we can give you what we got.

237
00:11:11,116 --> 00:11:13,833
Okay. No, don't print.
Just attach the PDF.

238
00:11:13,835 --> 00:11:15,368
No. Don't do that.

239
00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:17,170
No, no, no. Don't cancel it now.

240
00:11:17,172 --> 00:11:19,205
It's going down to the downstairs printer.

241
00:11:19,207 --> 00:11:20,340
Jay Geils here.

242
00:11:20,342 --> 00:11:21,708
It's Monica Scholls.

243
00:11:21,710 --> 00:11:24,927
I just found something
interesting in the book.

244
00:11:24,929 --> 00:11:26,296
Thank god. Where are you?

245
00:11:26,298 --> 00:11:28,548
Where I always read... in a bubble bath.

246
00:11:35,588 --> 00:11:37,288
Lieutenant, what are you doing here?

247
00:11:37,290 --> 00:11:39,623
This is the only place I get cell service.

248
00:11:39,625 --> 00:11:40,958
That's a stapler.

249
00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:42,960
Holly, where is my cellphone?!

250
00:11:42,962 --> 00:11:45,181
I'll just text her.

251
00:11:45,181 --> 00:11:48,015
- That's a calculator.
- Damn it!

252
00:11:48,016 --> 00:11:49,599
What's in the book?

253
00:11:49,601 --> 00:11:52,185
Parsons reveals all the secrets
behind ventriloquism.

254
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That knowledge is sacred.

255
00:11:53,689 --> 00:11:56,489
- Isn't it just not moving...
- Zip it, Tanner.

256
00:11:56,491 --> 00:11:58,191
Whoever did this already killed one man.

257
00:11:58,193 --> 00:11:59,776
There's a whole chapter in here

258
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on how his mentor passed down
all his secrets to him.

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00:12:02,247 --> 00:12:04,435
- Who's his mentor?
- Uh...

260
00:12:04,435 --> 00:12:06,018
Damn. There's some water on the page.

261
00:12:06,020 --> 00:12:07,269
I can't quite make it out.

262
00:12:07,271 --> 00:12:08,771
Let me help you.

263
00:12:08,773 --> 00:12:11,273
I think that's a... I think that's a "g."

264
00:12:11,275 --> 00:12:13,108
- No. That's a "j."
- You sure?

265
00:12:13,110 --> 00:12:14,910
- Or a 5.
- The bubbles are...

266
00:12:14,912 --> 00:12:16,829
- There's so many that you can't see any...
- It's an "f."

267
00:12:16,831 --> 00:12:19,999
Fisher Price. My hero.

268
00:12:20,001 --> 00:12:24,870
Well, it looks like your hero
just became our prime suspect.

269
00:12:26,257 --> 00:12:28,123
Aw. What?

270
00:12:28,125 --> 00:12:29,625
Really? That's disappointing.

271
00:12:35,116 --> 00:12:37,416
Wow. Look at this place.

272
00:12:37,418 --> 00:12:40,836
- Can I help you?
- We have an appointment with Mr. Price.

273
00:12:50,794 --> 00:12:52,627
Hey, hey. Psst.

274
00:12:52,629 --> 00:12:53,761
What?

275
00:12:54,514 --> 00:12:56,297
Look at the rack on that one!

276
00:12:56,299 --> 00:12:58,766
Walter, no, no.

277
00:12:58,768 --> 00:13:00,218
Sorry. He's drunk.

278
00:13:00,220 --> 00:13:02,103
Won't you sit down?

279
00:13:03,356 --> 00:13:05,306
Ladies.

280
00:13:09,896 --> 00:13:12,730
I hope there's been a break
in the Parsons case.

281
00:13:12,732 --> 00:13:13,898
Such a tragedy.

282
00:13:13,900 --> 00:13:15,566
Actually, we have had
a little breakthrough.

283
00:13:15,568 --> 00:13:17,568
It turns out that Parsons
was writing a book

284
00:13:17,570 --> 00:13:20,571
exposing all the secrets
of ventriloquism... mm.

285
00:13:20,573 --> 00:13:22,740
Specifically, your secrets.

286
00:13:23,460 --> 00:13:24,826
Did we catch you off-guard?

287
00:13:24,828 --> 00:13:25,910
Not at all.

288
00:13:25,912 --> 00:13:27,879
I was aware of the book.

289
00:13:27,881 --> 00:13:28,913
Did it bother you?

290
00:13:28,915 --> 00:13:30,214
Of course not.

291
00:13:30,216 --> 00:13:31,582
Knowing how to make sausage

292
00:13:31,584 --> 00:13:33,918
doesn't make you a master sausage man.

293
00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:36,754
Besides, no one can do what I do.

294
00:13:36,756 --> 00:13:38,172
Or should I say...

295
00:13:38,174 --> 00:13:40,091
What we do.

296
00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:50,935
Hey. You're a chick? I had no idea.

297
00:13:50,937 --> 00:13:52,770
'Cause you think it's coming... hey!

298
00:13:52,772 --> 00:13:54,355
Where do you get your hair cut,
a salon school?

299
00:13:54,357 --> 00:13:56,157
Oh, you don't want to play
with me, old man.

300
00:13:56,159 --> 00:13:59,666
Hey, aren't you that
little boy in "Indiana Jones"?

301
00:13:59,666 --> 00:14:02,333
Look, Mr. Price, you've
always been a hero of mine,

302
00:14:02,334 --> 00:14:03,628
but if there's anything
you want to tell us,

303
00:14:03,628 --> 00:14:04,878
now's the time to come clean.

304
00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:06,880
I have nothing to hide, Detective.

305
00:14:06,881 --> 00:14:09,214
Yes, I was concerned about the book,

306
00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:10,832
but I'm not a murderer.

307
00:14:10,834 --> 00:14:13,468
I notice there's a band-aid on your finger.

308
00:14:13,470 --> 00:14:16,338
Would that be covering a splinter?

309
00:14:16,340 --> 00:14:17,673
It's not unusual

310
00:14:17,675 --> 00:14:19,424
for a ventriloquist to get a splinter.

311
00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:20,926
The dummies are made of wood.

312
00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:22,811
Would you mind if I took a look
at your splinter?

313
00:14:22,813 --> 00:14:24,513
I'd be happy to show you my splinter

314
00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:26,348
if you'd be happy to show me a warrant.

315
00:14:26,350 --> 00:14:29,685
Any warrant or one
that's specific to this case?

316
00:14:31,021 --> 00:14:32,487
That's what I thought.

317
00:14:32,489 --> 00:14:34,690
If you'll excuse us... we have to go pack.

318
00:14:34,692 --> 00:14:36,742
After tonight's sold-out show...

319
00:14:36,744 --> 00:14:38,911
We're leaving on a 50-country tour.

320
00:14:38,913 --> 00:14:41,413
And all of them are outside of America.

321
00:14:41,415 --> 00:14:43,498
We're gonna take you down, Price,

322
00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:44,866
and your little dummy, too.

323
00:14:44,868 --> 00:14:46,702
I'd like to see you try.

324
00:14:46,704 --> 00:14:48,120
Oh, you want to go?

325
00:14:48,122 --> 00:14:49,705
You want a piece of this?

326
00:14:49,707 --> 00:14:51,456
I will take you, you little... no! No!

327
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:53,375
Bitch! That was a great
back-and-forth, really convincing.

328
00:14:53,377 --> 00:14:54,543
Little bitch!

329
00:14:54,545 --> 00:14:55,627
How do you make the "p" sound?

330
00:14:55,629 --> 00:14:57,045
The "p" stop. The "p" stop.

331
00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:01,883
A splinter?

332
00:15:01,885 --> 00:15:03,435
A splinter?!

333
00:15:03,437 --> 00:15:04,636
It's too thin!

334
00:15:04,638 --> 00:15:06,188
We know he did it.

335
00:15:06,190 --> 00:15:08,440
The book would have ruined him,
so he iced Parsons.

336
00:15:08,442 --> 00:15:09,808
Iced Parsons?

337
00:15:09,810 --> 00:15:11,693
I could go for an iced parsons.

338
00:15:11,695 --> 00:15:13,729
Holly, bring me an iced parsons!

339
00:15:13,731 --> 00:15:15,230
Let's haul Price in here,

340
00:15:15,232 --> 00:15:17,065
get that splinter out,
match it to the dead dummy,

341
00:15:17,067 --> 00:15:18,233
and put him away.

342
00:15:18,235 --> 00:15:20,736
We've got to get tickets
to that show tonight.

343
00:15:20,738 --> 00:15:23,121
Get tickets to the Fisher Price
show the night of?

344
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:25,240
Okay, that should be easy.

345
00:15:25,242 --> 00:15:26,875
Uh, hello, ticket people?

346
00:15:26,877 --> 00:15:28,460
Could I get two tickets to the show

347
00:15:28,462 --> 00:15:29,962
that's been sold-out for four years?

348
00:15:29,964 --> 00:15:31,380
Let me check that for you, sir.

349
00:15:31,382 --> 00:15:33,081
No. I'm sorry, sir.

350
00:15:33,083 --> 00:15:35,584
That show is completely sold out.
Well, thank you for checking.

351
00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:36,835
Is there anything else
you want me to look up?

352
00:15:36,837 --> 00:15:39,054
No, that's it.

353
00:15:39,056 --> 00:15:41,723
Have a great weekend. You too.

354
00:15:41,725 --> 00:15:43,759
I told you. It's impossible.

355
00:15:43,784 --> 00:15:47,229
- Geils, you're a ventriloquist.
- That was private.

356
00:15:47,229 --> 00:15:49,896
We'll sneak in backstage, and we'll
pretend we're the opening act.

357
00:15:49,898 --> 00:15:53,066
Was. I was a ventriloquist.
There's a big difference.

358
00:15:53,068 --> 00:15:54,567
What? You're a ventriloquist?

359
00:15:54,569 --> 00:15:57,372
- Well, she's a girl!
- Oh, you are a dead man!

360
00:15:57,372 --> 00:15:58,872
- You are! You pee sitting down!
- Hey! Hey!

361
00:15:58,874 --> 00:16:00,707
- You want to go?
- Hey!

362
00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:02,759
- I will take you down right now!
- You're a girl, but that's my secret.

363
00:16:02,761 --> 00:16:04,295
Knock it off, you two! Hey! Stop!

364
00:16:04,295 --> 00:16:05,628
I swear to god!

365
00:16:05,630 --> 00:16:07,680
S... quiet!

366
00:16:07,681 --> 00:16:11,132
Stop talking now!

367
00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:15,205
Zip it! Quiet!

368
00:16:17,042 --> 00:16:18,174
No more fighting!

369
00:16:19,341 --> 00:16:21,842
If there is a way
to tie Price to this murder,

370
00:16:21,845 --> 00:16:23,011
I want it to happen.

371
00:16:23,013 --> 00:16:24,812
And I always get what I want.

372
00:16:24,814 --> 00:16:26,814
We didn't have an iced parsons.

373
00:16:26,816 --> 00:16:29,267
Would you settle for
a lukewarm glass of water?

374
00:16:30,854 --> 00:16:32,917
So exasperated!

375
00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:37,258
It's closed. Let's go.

376
00:16:38,437 --> 00:16:39,569
Can I help you?

377
00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:41,213
We're the opening act.

378
00:16:41,335 --> 00:16:43,051
Yeah, right.

379
00:16:43,053 --> 00:16:43,624
We are.

380
00:16:43,624 --> 00:16:45,924
Oh. Sorry about the inquisition.

381
00:16:45,926 --> 00:16:48,043
We get a lot of crazies.

382
00:16:48,045 --> 00:16:49,294
Fisher Price.

383
00:16:49,296 --> 00:16:51,764
Fisher Price.

384
00:16:51,766 --> 00:16:54,266
Fisher Price.

385
00:16:54,268 --> 00:16:56,602
Fisher Price.

386
00:16:56,604 --> 00:16:58,604
Fisher Price.

387
00:16:58,583 --> 00:17:00,333
Fisher Price.

388
00:17:00,358 --> 00:17:01,690
Fisher Price. Hey, guys, let's go.

389
00:17:01,692 --> 00:17:02,725
You're the opening act, right?

390
00:17:02,727 --> 00:17:03,776
- No.
- Yes.

391
00:17:03,778 --> 00:17:05,561
You're on in 30 seconds.

392
00:17:14,572 --> 00:17:15,988
Dude, you got this.

393
00:17:15,990 --> 00:17:17,740
- Dude, I do not have this.
- Dude.

394
00:17:17,742 --> 00:17:19,074
- Dude.
- Dude.

395
00:17:19,076 --> 00:17:21,493
- No.
- Dude, I know you can do this.

396
00:17:21,495 --> 00:17:23,328
- How?
- Because you've already done it.

397
00:17:23,330 --> 00:17:24,496
I was humiliated.

398
00:17:24,498 --> 00:17:27,216
But you had the guts
to put yourself out there...

399
00:17:27,218 --> 00:17:30,386
Which is more than I can say
for someone else I know.

400
00:17:30,388 --> 00:17:32,671
Angie, you're on right now.

401
00:17:32,673 --> 00:17:34,056
Uh, I have to go.

402
00:17:34,058 --> 00:17:35,974
I left the stove on in the Dollhouse.

403
00:17:38,345 --> 00:17:39,178
You.

404
00:17:39,180 --> 00:17:40,813
I didn't make it back in time,

405
00:17:40,815 --> 00:17:42,431
and my Dollhouse burnt to the ground.

406
00:17:42,433 --> 00:17:45,734
The point is, I didn't put
myself out there, but you did.

407
00:17:45,736 --> 00:17:47,102
That's all that really matters.

408
00:17:47,104 --> 00:17:49,071
Opening act, places.

409
00:17:49,073 --> 00:17:51,106
- So bossy.
- Hey.

410
00:18:15,216 --> 00:18:18,016
Geils, I believe in you.

411
00:18:18,018 --> 00:18:19,802
- I can't.
- You can do it.

412
00:18:19,804 --> 00:18:21,553
- I can't.
- You can do it.

413
00:18:21,555 --> 00:18:24,973
Now, just stick your hand
up my back and make me talk.

414
00:18:24,975 --> 00:18:27,309
Not... not there.

415
00:18:27,311 --> 00:18:29,394
No, no, no. Uh, no. Oh. Oh.

416
00:18:30,397 --> 00:18:32,147
Okay.

417
00:18:32,149 --> 00:18:35,033
So, Angie, how you doing tonight?

418
00:18:37,872 --> 00:18:39,154
Pretty good.

419
00:18:56,090 --> 00:18:57,723
Angie, talk to me.

420
00:18:57,725 --> 00:18:59,224
I'm okay.

421
00:18:59,226 --> 00:19:01,426
I'm wearing a bulletproof bustier.

422
00:19:01,428 --> 00:19:03,262
You should go get Price.

423
00:19:03,264 --> 00:19:04,313
No way.

424
00:19:04,315 --> 00:19:06,181
A v-quist never leaves his dummy.

425
00:19:06,183 --> 00:19:09,935
Hey. I'm no dummy. I'm your partner.

426
00:19:09,937 --> 00:19:11,737
Now go get him.

427
00:19:11,739 --> 00:19:13,689
All right, Price, drop the gun.

428
00:19:13,691 --> 00:19:15,357
Or have Walter drop the gun.

429
00:19:15,359 --> 00:19:17,409
Or you drop Walter, and then
Walter can drop the gun.

430
00:19:17,411 --> 00:19:20,245
In any of these scenarios,
I want the gun out of there.

431
00:19:23,334 --> 00:19:25,367
Put the gun down, Price. I'm warning you.

432
00:19:25,369 --> 00:19:27,703
You don't have the guts, Detective.

433
00:19:27,705 --> 00:19:29,371
I saw your pathetic show.

434
00:19:29,373 --> 00:19:32,007
You'll never work as a ventriloquist.

435
00:19:32,009 --> 00:19:35,460
Maybe not, but neither will you...

436
00:19:35,462 --> 00:19:38,380
'Cause you forgot the most important rule.

437
00:19:42,614 --> 00:19:45,114
Keep your mouth shut.

438
00:19:46,584 --> 00:19:49,078
Cuff him, boys.

439
00:19:52,707 --> 00:19:56,342
Ladies and gentlemen, Detective Jay Geils!

440
00:20:14,292 --> 00:20:16,253
Just finished the Price report.

441
00:20:16,253 --> 00:20:18,169
Want to get a beer?

442
00:20:18,171 --> 00:20:19,587
Yeah, sure.

443
00:20:21,308 --> 00:20:23,892
Hey, what was your dream, anyway?

444
00:20:23,894 --> 00:20:25,059
Oh, it was stupid.

445
00:20:31,568 --> 00:20:34,269
I wonder if I'll ever see her again.

446
00:20:34,912 --> 00:20:36,628
Ready?

447
00:20:48,394 --> 00:20:50,394
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