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Going all the way up to the
front, if you want to follow me.

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All the way up here, file in please.

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Here is the museum's most valuable piece,

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"Thumb", painted by Carpaccio MacGuffin

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the Scottish Italian master,

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this painting is the last work he
ever did before he went into seclusion.

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It is worth well over $10 million.

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Look in front of you,
see these velvet ropes,

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they prevent anyone from
getting close to the painting.

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And as an added level of
security, look at the sign.

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Let's move on to the room
with the boring pots in it.

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Follow me right this
way. Everyone this way.

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I don't believe indigenous people had
micro waves and one could only imagine

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the bland food they cooked in these pots.

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Here we have well preserved
examples of Greek and Roman statutes,

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you can see that they're a
depiction of the ideal human form

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except for this one, of course,

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which is the fat slovenly Cupid, god of
love, clearly he loved pizza most of all.

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Now follow me over here and take a
look at the museum's most prized...

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Tribeca, Geils!

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Toby, knock it off, will you?

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Sorry, Lieutenant the other
day you requested more hubbub.

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- OK. Take it down to a dull roar.
- Gottcha.

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Geils, Tribeca, my office.

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- You wanted to see us, sir?
- Yeah, you ever heard of

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- Carpaccio MacGuffin?
- The Scottish Italian master

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who disappeared after painting
his masterwork "Thumb"?

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Yes, obviously. MacGuffin's
"Thumb" disappeared

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- from the Olsen-Medavoy Gallery this morning.
- The OMG.

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I thought it was at the
Lewis Oberby Library.

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The LOL, don't make me laugh,
that burned down last year,

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- so they moved it.
- And what did they build in its place?

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Another one of those damn parking
garages from the Wayne Tyson Foundation.

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- WTF!
- I know just what we needed,

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but you heard about Tyson, right?

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He came down with a
testicular membrane infection.

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- TMI?
- For realsies.

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This is your divorce agreement.
Btdubs, you got robbed.

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I know. FML.

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It's okay, kid, you wouldn't
be human if you didn't

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have some type of reaction
to a missing painting.

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- Scholls, what do got here?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, Detective.

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Watch out for the velvet ropes.

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- What do we got?
- Whoever did this knew what he was doing.

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He got past the ropes no problem.

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- So what about the sign?
- He was very clever here.

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Look how he altered the meaning of the sign
by spray painting over the word "not".

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"Do touch". Man, that's diabolical.

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We're taking as many prints as possible.

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We'll let you know what we come up with.

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What's going on with this pedestal here.

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Oh there was a cupid statute there

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but it was just a temporary exhibit on loan

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from an antiquities dealer, a Dr. Zaius.

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- We're on it.
- Well Tribeca, time for a checkup.

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- If the doctor is in.
- I sure hope so, I have a * hernia.

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I just love old stuff. Everything about it.

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The smell, the feel...

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- L.A.P.D., are you Dr. Zaius?
- Oh no, Dr. Zaius is my brother.

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I'm just Mr. Zaius.

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- You guys can call me Randy.
- Quite a shiner you've got there, Randy.

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Oh, thank you.

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I call it a mop.

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- Is your brother around?
- Oh, yeah. Sorry.

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Randy? What kind of a name is "Randy"?

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It's Welsh actually. Good
afternoon, I'm Dr. Zaius.

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How can I help you?

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Wow, you really do look
a lot like your brother.

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Really? I don't see it. Please come in.

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Would you like some coffee?

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Yes, please.

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I'm Detective Tribeca,
this is Detective Geils,

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and we're here to talk to you
about what happened

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at the Olsen-Medavoy Gallery.

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Ohh! Aah!

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Oh, my god, that's terrible.

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- And really cold.
- I'm not surprised.

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This coffee was brewed
by Napoleon Bonaparte

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just before the Battle of Waterloo.

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Would you care for some macaroons

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from the age of enlightenment?

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How about a potato chip from
the Kennedy administration?

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Okay.

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Were you aware
that MacGuffin's "Thumb"

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was stolen from the OMG this morning?

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How awful. That's such a seminal piece.

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That's not what it means.

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Apparently, one of your statues
was on loan to the museum from...

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yesterday to today.

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I'm always happy to share
my antiquities with the world.

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They really belong to all of us.

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- Can we see it?
- No. It's mine.

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The painting was there. The statue arrives.

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The painting disappears.
The statue disappears.

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If you say so. Frankly, the
comings and goings of the pieces

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is Randy's responsibility,
and he's a first-class idiot,

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a real dumb-dumb double zero.

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Now, if you'll excuse me, the cake from

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Theodore Roosevelt's 35th
birthday just arrived,

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and it's in terrible condition.

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Sit down, Zaius!

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You're trying to tell me

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that that timeline is coincidental?

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How dare you come in here

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with your cheap suit
and your lousy haircut?

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Where did you get that, ladies prison?

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Salon Training Studio.

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How about this?

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I'll make some inquiries in
the art world, ask around.

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If I find anything out, I'll call you.

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What's the number?

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- It's 3...
- Oh, hold on.

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Ink dried up.

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Go ahead.

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- It's 3...
- Oh, dried up again.

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Go ahead.

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- It's 3...
- Oops.

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Dried up. Sorry.

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One more time. Go ahead.

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- It's 3...
- No, it dried up. Sorry.

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- Go ahead.
- It's 3...

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Ah, shoot. Dried up.

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- It's 3...
- No, it dried up again.

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So sorry. One more time. Go.

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- It's 3...
- All right, don't say "it's."

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That's what's taking the
time... the word "it's."

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You say it, it dries up, okay?

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Go.

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- 3...
- Too late.

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Tell you what... I have
a photographic memory.

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You say it, and I'll...
I'll just remember it.

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- Go ahead.
- Okay, 333...

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- Mm-hmm...
- 2333.

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Okay, start any time you want.

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I feel like Dr. Zaius
is giving us the runaround.

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You think he has something to
do with the stolen painting?

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I don't know. I think this
one we just leave unsolved.

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Leave unsolved?

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I've literally never heard either of
those words come out of your mouth,

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and I've known you for three weeks.

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It's just a dumb, old painting. Who cares?

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"Who cares?"

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I've literally never heard either of
those words come out of your mouth,

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and I've known you for three weeks.

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Is there something going
on here I don't know about?

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Let's just drop it, okay?

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- I'll tell you when you really push me on it later.
- Fine.

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If Dr. Zaius hasn't given
us enough information

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to make him a prime suspect,

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maybe his brother, Randy, can chime in.

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Are you in or out?

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Let's roll.

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Oh.

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Yeah?

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Randy Zaius? L.A.P.D.

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Do you remember us from this afternoon?

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Oh, yeah, yeah. I remember you guys.

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Come on in.

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Nice place.

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Thanks. It's cheap, but it's inexpensive.

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No one gets into the
antiquities game for the money.

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It's funny that you mention
that because I noticed

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that your brother, Dr. Zaius,
was wearing a $1,500 suit today.

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We took a look at his tax records,

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and it turns out he owns
a boathouse, a house boat,

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a pool house and a house pool.

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Oh, I wouldn't know. I've
never been to his house.

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Hmm. Did you paint that?

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Yeah. It's not very good, I know.

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But I'm... I'm just starting.

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A kangaroo with a light switch for a head.

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What do you call it... a kanger-switch?

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Actually, it's a switcheroo.

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Clever. I'd like to buy it.

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Oh, you don't want that.
It's a terrible painting.

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You can get something better than that.

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That one's garbage.

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Did Dr. Zaius give you
that black eye, Randy?

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Yeah, but we like to punch
each other in the eye.

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I mean, I punched him yesterday,

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so it was kind of his turn.

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It's a game. We call it "punch punch."

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Your brother doesn't treat
you very well, does he?

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Do you know anything about Dr. Zaius

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and the theft of MacGuffin's "Thumb"?

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If you'll excuse me, I have to, uh...

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I have to use the restroom.

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Let's spread out.

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Tribeca, get over here.

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On my way.

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What's up?

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MacGuffin's "Thumb."

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If you'll excuse me, uh,

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all my roommates are
about to show up, so I...

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- You son of a bitch!
- Aah!

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Whoa!

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You're under arrest for grand theft art-o.

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It's not what you think.

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Give me a reason!

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I dare you.

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He just took a painting.
It's not that big of a deal.

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Don't tell me how to do my job!

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- Ohh!
- Give me a reason!

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I dare you!

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Ohh! Aah!

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Things got a little heated back there, huh?

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I don't want to talk about it.

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You got to tell me what's
going on with you and this case.

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You know we never solve it till you do.

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I was a young art student living in Paris.

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I was living in the French quarter.

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I was just getting out of a relationship.

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That was the worst first date I ever had.

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I needed someone who wanted
the things that I wanted.

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And that was Carpaccio MacGuffin.

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It was exciting, exhilarating.

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We did things I never dreamed of.

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He was loving, considerate, thoughtful...

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sensuous.

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I knew I had to get out of there.

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I loved him, but I knew I couldn't stay

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because that's what I do... I leave.

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So that was the
inspiration for the "Thumb."

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Amazing.

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You think maybe you leave
people before they leave you?

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00:12:18,708 --> 00:12:20,742
You think
maybe you leave people

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before they leave you?

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All right, fine. Forget it.

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Let's just put Randy away.

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It's up here on the right,

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where it says "Police Precinct."

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Okay, I got it.

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Turn to the right.

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Turn to the left.

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All right. Let's bring in the whole family.

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Come on in. Come on in, Betts.

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Okay, y'all ready? At the
count of three, "Cheese."

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One, two, three! "Cheese!"

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You wanted to see us, Doctor?

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Ah, good evening, Detectives!

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I took a look at that
painting you recovered

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from Randy Zaius' apartment.

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A genuine MacGuffin, eh?

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00:13:08,219 --> 00:13:09,886
We don't know why you're laughing, sir.

245
00:13:09,888 --> 00:13:11,771
No. Of course. How could you?

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You're not inside my head.
Now, let me show you something.

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Now, here we have Leonardo
Da Vinci's "Mona Lisa,"

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which we had FedExed in from
the Louvre Museum in Paris.

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And here...

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Here we have a cheap forgery on
loan from a cheap forgery store.

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Or is it?

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Could this be the real "Mona Lisa"

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and could this be the forgery?

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Real, forge. Forge, real.

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Follow the bouncing ball. Which is it?

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- I can tell them apart.
- Oh, really, Detective?

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Then why don't you pull out your big gun

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and shoot the forgery?

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Great.

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Wrong, Detective.

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You've just shot the real "Mona Lisa"

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and the lab technician standing behind it.

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You tricked me. I'm not paying for that.

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They're both forgeries.

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Exactly, Tribeca. They are both forgeries.

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Look at the cheap canvas,
the amateur brushstrokes,

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the lack of contrast
between light and dark,

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the stickers that say "75 cents."

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Ah.

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At last, someone who
knows something about art.

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What's the point of all this, Doctor?

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The point?

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The point?

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Ooh, I love an inquiring mind.

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Let's have another look at
your so-called MacGuffin,

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shall we?

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Oh, my god.

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How did I miss this?

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Yeah, how did you miss
this? It's so obvious.

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Why is it obvious?

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It's obvious that it's a forgery,

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although a brilliant one.

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The canvas is authentic to the period.

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The brushstrokes are exact.

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It's absolutely indistinguishable
from the original.

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Except for the fact

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that MacGuffin was crying
when he painted the "Thumb,"

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and the tears diluted the paint
in the bottom-right corner.

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Exactly. As you can see, no tears.

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So Randy forged the "Thumb," but why?

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How's jail treating you, Randy?

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You literally brought me
in here five minutes ago.

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Yeah, time goes slow in
the joint, doesn't it?

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The painting we got from
your apartment is a forgery,

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which begs the question...
where's the original?

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Look, I'll tell you
everything you need to know.

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But first, I want immunity.

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Immunity? That's what you want, huh?

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- You allergic to eggs?
- Uh, no.

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- Okay.
- Go ahead.

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Ow.

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That wasn't so bad.

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- Now, where's the "Thumb"?
- My brother has it.

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He steals the art, and then I forge it.

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He returns the forgeries
back to the art gallery,

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and the police drop the whole thing.

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He ends up with a
multimillion-dollar art collection.

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Why roll on him now?

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Because he's a total...

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Dick!

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You don't have to deal with him no more,

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'cause we are about to take Dr. Zaius down.

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Now, you're free to go.

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Can someone un-cuff me?

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You're not cuffed.

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Oh. Great. Thanks.

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You can validate your
parking on the way out.

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- Thanks, man.
- Yeah. No problem.

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Don't move, Dr. Zaius!

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You idiot! Do you see what you've done?!

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That was a priceless Moravian vase.

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It will take you a lifetime to pay...

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It seems to be fine. How can I help you?

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You're under arrest for
stealing MacGuffin's "Thumb"

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from the Olsen-Medavoy Gallery.

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Your brother ratted you out.

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Don't be ridiculous. I
haven't stolen anything.

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Then how do you explain this?

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I have no idea how that got there.

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I'm being framed!

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Officer, take him away.

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We did it.

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Now let's get this thing back to a museum,

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where it belongs.

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Everyone freeze!

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You're out. Go sit down.

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Un-freeze.

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No tears. This one's a forgery, too.

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Damn it.

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But Randy said that Zaius had the original.

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What, did he pull some kind of switcheroo?

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- Switcheroo!
- Switcheroo!

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Randy Zaius, L.A.P.D.! Open the door!

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Take it down.

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Go! Go! Go!

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- Go! Go!
-  Keep it moving! Let's go!

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Come on! Let's go! Go, go, go!

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It's Tanner. He isn't here.

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Get him!

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You know, my first
apartment out of the academy

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was way smaller than this one.

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You don't say?

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10 guys crammed into a 24-story walk-up.

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And you know what the
biggest pain in the butt was?

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Ohh!

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Opening the damn fridge.

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It's Tanner. "Thumb's" up.

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All right.

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Looks like the "Thumb's"
back up at the gallery.

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All right.

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I got to say you were
pretty terrific back there.

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You weren't bad yourself.

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I feel like we're really
finding our groove.

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Mm-hmm.

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My mom was right.

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When you meet the right
partner, you just know.

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- Mm-hmm.
- In fact, you should meet my mom.

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- I've already told her so much about you.
- Hmm.

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Is it weird we don't have
more pictures together?

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I got to get out of here.

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I'm not gonna let you run away from
a good thing this time, Angie Tribeca.

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I got to go take a poop.

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