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On six.

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Mr. Anderson, LAPD. Open up.

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Take it down.

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How may I help you? Ugh!

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Go, go, go, go, go!

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I don't know what you're
looking for, but it's not here.

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Bedroom one ... nothing.

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Nothing in bedroom two.

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Oh, thank God you're here.

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Damn it! Nothing in the bathroom.

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- Sorry to disturb you sir.
- No, no, no!

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I've been here for six months.

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I told you. There's nothing here.

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It's here.

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Mr. Anderson, it's illegal
to have a pet ferret

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in the state of California.

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You're going away for a long time.

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Let's take out the trash.

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You were right about Anderson.
He did have an illegal ferret.

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Anderson may have had the ferret,

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but he definitely didn't
bring him into the state.

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We got to find out
who's running this thing.

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I think we've let him sweat long enough.

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- How you doing, Ian?
- Pretty good.

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Wrong answer.

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- Fine?
- That's more like it.

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You're looking at 50 years
for possession of a ferret,

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unless you're willing to play ball.

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We could use another power hitter.

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Where'd you get the
ferret? Just give me a name.

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- Don't you have a name?
- Yeah, it's Angie, but I never liked it.

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- How about Meegan?
- Where'd you get the ferret?

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If I tell you his name, he'll kill me.

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"If I tell you his name, he'll kill me."

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"If I tell you his name, he'll kill me."

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No, no, no. It's more
like, "he's gonna kill me.

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The bad guy, I'm afraid
he's gonna kill me."

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I got it. I got it. It's like,

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"I'm a dead man if I tell you his name.

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"Nyah, nyah, nyah." That's really good.

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That's really good. Yeah.

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Okay. His name is...

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Aah!

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Aah!

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Alan.

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- Uh, Oscar.
- Arthur.

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- Arthur. Arthur?
- Ira.

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Ira. Ira? Ira?

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Oh.

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I wish I could fall asleep that fast.

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I just toss and turn.

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Tribeca, Geils! Get out here.

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We have a problem.

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What are you doing here?

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Hello, Meegan. I heard you were
thinking about changing your name.

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How'd I know that? Because I'm fish
and game, and we know everything.

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Bless you.

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What?  Damn it.

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This is special agent Laurie Partridge,

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Fish and Game Division, rodent task force.

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The best of the best of the best.

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I believe you have a ferret for me.

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That ferret is evidence
from our bust, Laurie.

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Wait, is there some history here?

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As a matter of fact, this building
used to be a ball bearing factory.

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Aah!

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Tribeca and I were
roommates in the academy.

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We were like brothers, except
we were girls and unrelated.

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That all ended when we were both up for
the same spot in the Fish and Game Division

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and Laurie threw me under the bus.

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You fell under that bus, and I thought
that was water under the bridge.

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It was a dry riverbed, and you know it.

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- Didn't we bury the hatchet?
- You buried the hatchet.

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It was my favorite hatchet,
and I never found it.

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All right, since you have no ax to grind,

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I'll be taking that ferret.

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Lieutenant, you're gonna let this happen?

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Sorry, Tribeca, we have no choice.

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It's Fish and Game's game.

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Its a multimillion dollar
underground ferret operation,

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and we could bust the
whole thing right now.

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Why don't you go back
to solving people murders

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and leave the real police work to us?

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You son of a... It's not worth it, Tribeca!

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Oh, you need your partner to bail you out?

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You son of a... it's not worth it!

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Is this the kind of precinct you run?

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You son of a... hey,
hey, it's not worth it.

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You better watch out, or I'll have to
take your partner to animal control.

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You son of a...

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It's not worth it! Nice
try, Missy, you already went.

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Back of the line.

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LAPD. Hmm. Bunch of animals.

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Oh, excuse me.

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Without that ferret,
we're back to square one.

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Oh, you mean this ferret?

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How did you...

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I'm pausing so you can tell us.

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It was simple.

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Oh, excuse me.

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Nice work, Scholls.

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It's okay, sweetie, you're safe now.

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Ow! You son of a...

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It's not worth it! It's not
worth it! It's not worth it!

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Dr. Edelweiss will be able to tell us

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where this ferret came from.

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Computer: What can I do for you,
Detectives Tribeca and Julie?

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Sorry, Gails.

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Sorry,Geles.

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Sorry, Gills.

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Sorry, Gladstone.

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Oh, this isn't more efficient at all.

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What can I do for you?

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We're hoping you could tell us
about our furry little friend.

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Oh, very well. Greg!

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Yeah?

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We were actually talking about the ferret.

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Sorry, Greg. Never mind.

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Sure, I understand.

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We need some help figuring
out where this thing is from.

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He's not a thing. He's a living creature.

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More specifically, it's a
rare Himalayan soft belly.

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Now, lucky for us, ferrets
eat everything in their path,

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so all we have to do is
look inside its belly,

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find out where it's been, and possibly,

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that might lead us to the smuggler.

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Well, let's cut this bad boy open, then.

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You can't cut open this
ferret. He's a human being.

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Actually, he's a she.
You can tell by her teats.

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Don't worry, Detective.
As the expression goes,

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there's more than one way
to look inside a ferret.

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I spent some time as a
veterinary gynecologist.

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I don't think that's a thing.

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Yes, and a judge agreed with you.

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Now, let's see what we have here.

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Looks like she ate an apple.

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That's good. Apples, apples, apples.

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Uh, apples, orchard, farm, Granny Smith,

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grandma, nursing home,
soft food, applesauce.

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Apples, apples, orchard, farm.

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Granny Smith?

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Grandma, nursing home,

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soft food, applesauce, apples, farm.

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Granny Smith, grandma, nursing home,

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soft foods, applesauce, apples.

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Let's just keep looking, shall we?

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Hey, that's my badge.

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And those are my handcuffs.

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Are you guys looking at me?

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Ooh, that's interesting.

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I thought we had just one valuable ferret.

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In fact, we have six. She's pregnant.

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- Adorable.
- Disgusting.

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Six Himalayan soft bellies.

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On the black market, in today's economy,

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I would say that puts
our mystery supplier out

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roughly $193,850.

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That's a lot of money
for a sack of long rats.

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It doesn't bring us any closer

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- to figuring out who the supplier is.
- Hey, what's that?

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It appears to be a cufflink.

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Zoom in.

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F.B.

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Looks like we found our first...

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Lead.

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I don't get it.

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This guy runs an animal rights charity.

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How could he get caught
up in illegal ferrets?

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I don't know, but I do know

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that I have a lot of
questions for Mr. Frontbut.

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It is pronounced "Froont boot."

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- Thank you for seeing us.
- Mm.

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Yes, my animal conservation
efforts keep me very busy,

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but it is my life's passion,
or as we say in German...

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Es ist eine arbeit der liebe!

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Oh, such a beautiful language.

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Danke. Mr. Frontbut.

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"Froont boot." Fr...

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Front? "Froont boot."

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"Frountbut."

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"Froont boot." "Frount."

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"Froont boot." "Froont boot."

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"Frount."

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Frontbut. No, sir. Sir?

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It's "froont boot."

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Frontbut.

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No, you're not making any
effort to change the sounds.

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- Mr. "froont boot."
- Frontbut.

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You wouldn't happen to know anything

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about illegal ferret
trafficking, would you?

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No, no.

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No, I have devoted my entire
life to protecting animals,

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not to exploiting them.

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And for the record, I love ferrets.

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I believe they deserve
much better than to be pets.

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That's very admirable, but you
are aware that since the ban,

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the price of illegal
ferrets has skyrocketed.

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Oh, yeah, it has...

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Which is terrible.

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Someone stands to make a lot of money

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smuggling them into the state.

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If I were rolling in illegal ferret money,

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would I be hosting a charity
poker tournament tonight

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with a $50,000 buy-in?

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$193,850?

206
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That's an oddly specific number.

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Excuse me.

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Oh, never mind.

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I've dabbled in poker.

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- Is this tournament open to anyone?
- Absolutely.

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Anyone who has the $50,000 buy-in.

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One last question.

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Any idea how your cufflink was
found inside an illegal ferret?

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00:09:56,724 --> 00:09:58,507
Well, I travel all over the world.

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It may have fallen when
I was in the mountains.

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00:10:00,812 --> 00:10:02,845
You know, these Himalayan soft
bellies, they'll eat anything.

217
00:10:02,897 --> 00:10:05,481
I didn't say it was a Himalayan soft belly.

218
00:10:05,516 --> 00:10:07,767
Well, you didn't say it
wasn't. Damn it, he's good.

219
00:10:07,819 --> 00:10:09,101
Thank you.

220
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So, if there's nothing else,

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I have a very busy day protecting animals.

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Guten tag.

223
00:10:22,719 --> 00:10:24,258
We got to get into this tournament.

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- Where are we gonna get $50,000?
- We'll figure it out.

225
00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:29,061
Let's just hope that Laurie
partridge doesn't get in our way.

226
00:10:29,063 --> 00:10:31,613
Aah! Once again, Tribeca,

227
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you see that there's
nothing you can possess

228
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that the Fish and Game cannot take away.

229
00:10:35,987 --> 00:10:37,537
No, not Ferret Fawcett.

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And as for your decoy,

231
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the joke's on you because
they were delicious.

232
00:10:43,627 --> 00:10:45,911
And now I'm off to take down Frontbut.

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Toodles.

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We're getting that money.

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$50,000? Are you nuts?

236
00:10:59,283 --> 00:11:00,999
It's the only way to take Frontbut down.

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00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:03,285
If we win, he has no money
to run his ferret network.

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00:11:03,287 --> 00:11:06,872
I'm not gonna let you risk the
department's money on a gamble.

239
00:11:06,924 --> 00:11:08,924
It's only gambling if
there's chance involved,

240
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and I've never lost at poker.

241
00:11:10,261 --> 00:11:11,466
The only way to get that kind of money

242
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would be to shut the police
department down for a day.

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00:11:13,502 --> 00:11:15,622
Is that what you want? All
right, let's give it a try.

244
00:11:37,830 --> 00:11:40,080
All right, Tribeca,
there is another option.

245
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There is one place we could get
our hands on that kind of money,

246
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but it is gonna be a hell of a reach.

247
00:11:48,974 --> 00:11:50,891
Yeah, I can't...

248
00:11:50,927 --> 00:11:53,344
Geils, can you get up?

249
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Yeah. I can't get it. I can't.

250
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It's so...

251
00:11:56,265 --> 00:11:58,432
Yeah. You got it?

252
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You know, my fingers are touching it,

253
00:12:00,269 --> 00:12:02,352
- but I think I'm pushing it back.
- Don't push it back.

254
00:12:02,404 --> 00:12:04,071
Just step aside, okay?

255
00:12:04,106 --> 00:12:06,773
I-I got it. I got it.

256
00:12:06,775 --> 00:12:08,659
Well done, Tribeca.

257
00:12:08,694 --> 00:12:10,911
Swear jar... I forgot about this. Yeah.

258
00:12:10,946 --> 00:12:13,030
All right.

259
00:12:13,082 --> 00:12:14,998
We're $1 short.

260
00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:16,750
- Shit!
- Oh! Oh!

261
00:12:16,785 --> 00:12:19,286
Oops. That's on me, guys. Sorry.

262
00:12:20,789 --> 00:12:22,339
- All right, let's go.
- Perfect.

263
00:12:22,374 --> 00:12:24,675
Be careful out there, you guys.

264
00:12:31,433 --> 00:12:32,599
Hey.

265
00:12:32,635 --> 00:12:34,301
That's a cute little number.

266
00:12:34,353 --> 00:12:36,186
Thanks. Let's go.

267
00:12:36,221 --> 00:12:39,356
Oh, Detectives.

268
00:12:39,391 --> 00:12:42,059
I'm so surprised to see you
at such a high-stakes game.

269
00:12:42,111 --> 00:12:43,393
You know what the buy-in is.

270
00:12:43,445 --> 00:12:45,729
Yes, it's the minimum
amount you have to pay

271
00:12:45,814 --> 00:12:47,481
to enter a poker tournament.

272
00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:49,149
Have a seat.

273
00:13:11,784 --> 00:13:14,418
Hello, Tribeca.

274
00:13:14,454 --> 00:13:16,921
Partridge! Stand down.

275
00:13:16,956 --> 00:13:18,756
This is my bust.

276
00:13:18,791 --> 00:13:21,959
And this... is my bust.

277
00:13:22,011 --> 00:13:26,964
The game is Texas Hold
'em. Minimum bet... $10,000.

278
00:13:27,016 --> 00:13:28,716
Are you sure about this?

279
00:13:28,718 --> 00:13:30,601
I told you, I've never lost.

280
00:13:30,636 --> 00:13:32,887
You don't play the cards.
You play the players.

281
00:13:32,939 --> 00:13:34,689
Everyone has a tell.

282
00:13:34,724 --> 00:13:37,475
My cards suck! I got no chance of winning.

283
00:13:38,728 --> 00:13:40,111
I've got two 7s!

284
00:13:40,146 --> 00:13:43,230
- A Jack and a 5.
- Oy vey.

285
00:13:45,485 --> 00:13:47,034
I'm all-in.

286
00:13:47,070 --> 00:13:48,486
What the hell are you doing?

287
00:13:48,538 --> 00:13:49,987
You didn't even look at your cards.

288
00:13:50,039 --> 00:13:51,455
It's called bluffing.

289
00:13:51,491 --> 00:13:53,908
I fold.

290
00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:55,743
I fold.

291
00:13:55,745 --> 00:13:56,994
I fold.

292
00:13:59,549 --> 00:14:00,915
I'm all-in, as well.

293
00:14:06,923 --> 00:14:10,991
I have a 3 and a card
that tells you how to play.

294
00:14:13,096 --> 00:14:15,429
Pair of kings. Oh, good lord.

295
00:14:15,481 --> 00:14:17,431
Don't worry, we get five more cards.

296
00:14:17,483 --> 00:14:21,569
King, king, king, king,
king. Seven kings wins.

297
00:14:21,604 --> 00:14:23,771
- Damn it!
- You told me you never lose.

298
00:14:23,773 --> 00:14:27,241
Don't feel bad, Detectives.
As we say in Germany...

299
00:14:27,276 --> 00:14:30,027
Es war ein vergnugen, mit ihnen zu spielen!

300
00:14:30,079 --> 00:14:32,696
I don't have to listen
to this. We won the war.

301
00:14:37,670 --> 00:14:39,787
Vodka rocks.

302
00:14:41,174 --> 00:14:44,291
I'm sorry, Tribeca. I
thought I had it back there.

303
00:14:44,293 --> 00:14:45,793
We're not out yet.

304
00:14:45,845 --> 00:14:47,128
I think I know how we can get some money.

305
00:14:47,130 --> 00:14:48,596
We just need some help.

306
00:14:48,631 --> 00:14:51,549
Good luck with that.
I'm gonna get some air.

307
00:14:51,601 --> 00:14:53,601
All right, Tribeca. I'ma see what I can do.

308
00:14:57,607 --> 00:14:59,723
Mother [Bleep]

309
00:14:59,776 --> 00:15:02,693
dumb [Bleep] [Bleep]

310
00:15:02,728 --> 00:15:04,612
[Bleep] [Bleep]

311
00:15:04,647 --> 00:15:07,815
stupid... uh, a little help here?

312
00:15:07,850 --> 00:15:09,066
[Bleep] [Bleep]

313
00:15:09,118 --> 00:15:10,144
I think this is gonna take too long.

314
00:15:10,183 --> 00:15:11,483
Thanks, anyway. Never mind.

315
00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:14,206
- Damn it.
- Wait.

316
00:15:14,259 --> 00:15:16,793
- Let me buy you back in.
- Why?

317
00:15:16,845 --> 00:15:19,379
It took us six years to
get this close to Frontbut.

318
00:15:19,432 --> 00:15:21,849
- You did it in two days.
- One day, actually.

319
00:15:21,884 --> 00:15:23,384
Damn it, I hate you so much.

320
00:15:23,436 --> 00:15:25,386
Why? What did I do to you?

321
00:15:25,438 --> 00:15:27,605
I was always the best at everything,

322
00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:29,774
and then I met you in
the academy, and suddenly,

323
00:15:29,809 --> 00:15:34,645
I was "most likely to be
overshadowed by Angie Tribeca."

324
00:15:34,697 --> 00:15:37,732
- You still carry that around with you?
- Every day.

325
00:15:39,485 --> 00:15:42,319
The crazy thing is, I always
thought that you were the best.

326
00:15:42,372 --> 00:15:44,538
Can't we just agree to both be the best,

327
00:15:44,574 --> 00:15:46,490
only I'm slightly better?

328
00:15:46,542 --> 00:15:47,825
Yeah, I can live with that.

329
00:15:51,497 --> 00:15:53,464
Thank you, Laurie Partridge.

330
00:15:53,499 --> 00:15:55,666
Come on, get happy.

331
00:16:02,141 --> 00:16:06,026
Take the lunch pail... leave the sandwich.

332
00:16:11,784 --> 00:16:13,818
Hmm.

333
00:16:13,870 --> 00:16:18,038
Well, it looks like it's
down to you and me, Tribeca.

334
00:16:18,074 --> 00:16:20,741
Shall we make this a
little more interesting?

335
00:16:20,743 --> 00:16:23,911
No, let's keep it exactly this interesting.

336
00:16:35,425 --> 00:16:37,224
$10,000.

337
00:16:37,260 --> 00:16:40,845
What are we going to do about
that chip on your shoulder?

338
00:16:42,765 --> 00:16:44,098
Oh.

339
00:16:45,768 --> 00:16:48,986
I see your $10,000. There it is.

340
00:16:50,990 --> 00:16:54,275
And I raise you $40,000.

341
00:17:36,355 --> 00:17:37,502
Hmm.

342
00:17:37,629 --> 00:17:39,463
All-in.

343
00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:47,535
I call.

344
00:17:47,570 --> 00:17:49,987
Tribeca.

345
00:17:50,039 --> 00:17:52,323
It's me. What do you have?

346
00:17:52,325 --> 00:17:54,041
Two pair.

347
00:17:54,077 --> 00:17:57,161
You should have learned from your friend.

348
00:17:57,213 --> 00:17:59,080
Don't bluff a bluffer.

349
00:18:01,634 --> 00:18:03,000
Full house.

350
00:18:05,421 --> 00:18:08,923
I've only got two pair of two 9s.

351
00:18:08,975 --> 00:18:11,842
Ooh!

352
00:18:11,894 --> 00:18:15,346
Huh! Yeah! Walked right into that one!

353
00:18:15,348 --> 00:18:17,848
Not so fast!

354
00:18:17,850 --> 00:18:20,401
I'm afraid you can't take the
money at any pace, Detective.

355
00:18:22,489 --> 00:18:24,856
Danke, Fish and Game.

356
00:18:24,907 --> 00:18:26,357
How did you know?

357
00:18:26,359 --> 00:18:28,659
You and your associates
are not exactly subtle.

358
00:18:29,579 --> 00:18:33,080
Drop the guns and back away slowly!

359
00:18:33,116 --> 00:18:37,118
Now, you and I are going
to collect these chips,

360
00:18:37,170 --> 00:18:39,453
exchange them for cash, and
then I'm going to continue

361
00:18:39,505 --> 00:18:42,039
to smuggle illegal ferrets
into the state of California.

362
00:18:42,091 --> 00:18:43,541
Not on my watch!

363
00:18:43,543 --> 00:18:44,925
Huh?

364
00:18:44,961 --> 00:18:46,177
Geils!

365
00:18:47,964 --> 00:18:49,513
Oh!

366
00:18:49,549 --> 00:18:52,933
Oh! I feel fuzzy.

367
00:18:52,969 --> 00:18:54,468
Wait, this is a tranquilizer gun?

368
00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:56,554
Of course, it is. We're Fish and Game.

369
00:18:57,890 --> 00:18:59,223
Ow!

370
00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:00,941
This is way lighter than a real gun.

371
00:19:00,977 --> 00:19:02,560
Ah!

372
00:19:08,284 --> 00:19:10,234
It's going to take more than one dart

373
00:19:10,286 --> 00:19:12,236
to stop the likes of Helmet Frontbut.

374
00:19:13,573 --> 00:19:15,206
That should do it.

375
00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:16,907
Got my heart.

376
00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:27,968
You're going down.

377
00:19:28,004 --> 00:19:30,471
Nein.

378
00:19:30,506 --> 00:19:36,427
You have the right to remain... sleepy.

379
00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:38,512
You...

380
00:19:38,564 --> 00:19:45,486
Will never take me... awake.

381
00:19:48,775 --> 00:19:54,361
Helmet Frontbut, you're under arrest for...

382
00:20:04,123 --> 00:20:06,340
Terrific work, Tribeca.

383
00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:08,542
If you want, I could put in a
word for you at Fish and Game.

384
00:20:08,594 --> 00:20:10,461
No, thanks. I'm good here.

385
00:20:10,513 --> 00:20:12,046
I guess this is goodbye, then.

386
00:20:12,098 --> 00:20:13,297
I guess it is.

387
00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:16,550
Whoa. I'm... I'm sorry, I...

388
00:20:16,602 --> 00:20:18,769
I must have misread this.

389
00:20:18,805 --> 00:20:20,137
That's okay.

390
00:20:20,189 --> 00:20:21,472
Okay. See ya.

391
00:20:21,524 --> 00:20:24,058
All right. Hey.

392
00:20:24,110 --> 00:20:25,643
I get it. I totally get it.

393
00:20:27,563 --> 00:20:29,146
Okay. Take care.

394
00:20:29,198 --> 00:20:30,648
You, too.

395
00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:32,533
No. All right, I'll see ya.

396
00:20:41,050 --> 00:20:44,250
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