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Fire!

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Yeah!

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I don't know what's wrong with me.

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I'm down and left on every shot.

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Here, let me take a look.

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Try bending your elbow a little bit.

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Maybe slide your hand
back a half inch or so.

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No, I can't do this.

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You're great at this. Your tongue touched

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the hangy thing in the back of my throat.

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No, Geils.

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I mean, I can't get
close to another partner.

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Tribeca, after all we've been through,

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you can't tell me you
don't have feelings for me.

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I don't have feelings for you.

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You're just never gonna let
anyone in the rest of your life?

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See you around, partner.

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Adios, partner.

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Later, Angie.

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Hey, why the long face?

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I was a forceps baby.

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Hey, where's the normal
bartender, regular Pete?

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Yeah, he had the night off.

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I've never known him to take the night off.

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That's why we called him Pete.

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Wait, I remember. He died.

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Oh, wow, that's sad.

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How about a drink?

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In honor of regular Pete.

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Pete, regular Pete.

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Yeah, right, that's what I said.

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Drowning your sorrows?

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Yeah, I got feelings for my partner,

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but she doesn't want to recip...

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Hey.

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Look, you don't think I want to recip?

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Of course, I want to recip,
but you don't understand.

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I've had 236 partners,

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and I've fallen in love with
every single one of them.

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That's so normal.

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And something bad has happened
to every single one of them.

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So, the odds of something
happening to me are zero.

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If I ever lost you...

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Nothing's gonna happen to me, kid.

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I swear.

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Okay.

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Let's do this.

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I feel like a princess in
an old-fashioned fairy tale.

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Wait, let me just go drain the lizard.

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Here you go, Geils, on the house.

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Thanks.

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Hey, how did you know my name?

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My name, my name.

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My name.

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My name, my name.

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You better stop spinning.
You're gonna make yourself sick.

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Thanks. Hey, how did you know my...

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It was the smoking drink.

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All right, Geils, get ready for some...

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Something's happened to Geils. I know it.

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Let's not jump to any conclusions.

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Somebody order a body bag?

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No, no, no, no, no.

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Maybe Geils just went home
to sleep off his hangover.

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He would never just leave like that.

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I'm gonna try his phone again.

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Geils' phone.

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Hey, it's Tribeca. Have you seen him?

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No, no word since last time
you called five minutes ago.

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All right, I'm sorry. I'm just worried.

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It's okay.

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Oh, my big phone's ringing.

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Tribeca.

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Hello, Detective Tribeca.

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I have a friend of yours

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that would very much like to see you again.

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He's got Geils.

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Trace this call. Trace this call.

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Who is this?

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I don't want to use my real name.

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Just call me Wilson Phillips.

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Wait, no, that is my real name.

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Just call me Wilson P.

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You listen to me, Wilson P.

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If you touch a hair on my partner's head...

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No, no, no, you listen to me, Detective!

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If I do not get $1,000

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in non-sequential coffee
gift cards in 2 hours,

89
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the bomb strapped to
your partner will explode.

90
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How we doing on this trace?

91
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Keep talking?

92
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So, uh, Wilson P., what do you like to do

93
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when you're not kidnapping people?

94
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Nice try.

95
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I love sports, especially
stuff in the water.

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- Snorkel, paddle board.
- Do we have it?

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Sometimes I just lay on the beach,

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let the birds eat the
bread off my naked body.

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That's really interesting.

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Tell me more.

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Time's up, Detective!

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Is what I will say in two hours

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if you do not get me what I want.

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Goodbye.

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And god bless.

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How did we do on the trace?

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- Huh?
- Did we get the trace?

108
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You wanted me to trace a call?

109
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Oh! Girl, I was jamming.

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There are over 15 Wilson Phillipses

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in the state of California.

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We have cops tracking them,

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but we'll never get to
all of them in two hours.

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Well, luckily, every call

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that comes into the precinct is recorded.

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Did you and Edelweiss get
anything from the call?

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Unfortunately, Dr. Edelweiss
is at a forensics conference

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in Istanbul, but I was
able to reach him on Skype.

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Hello, Dr. Edelweiss.

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Dr. Edelweiss?

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There's a bit of a time delay.

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Let's just get started.

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Listen to the audio from the phone call.

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If I do not get $1,000

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in non-sequential coffee
gift cards in two hours,

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the bomb strapped to
your partner will explode.

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That's him.

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That's what I thought,
too, but there's more.

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Watch what happens when we...

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Ah, there you are, Tribeca. How are you?

131
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It's been a tough day, but you know,

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just trying to stay optimistic.

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Watch what happens when I
strip out Wilson P.'s voice.

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Then I take out any other voices.

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Which leads...

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Yes, I was very concerned
when I heard about Geils,

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but don't worry.

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This technology is absolutely amazing.

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I mean, here I am in the...

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So, if we take out everything
but the background noise...

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Wait a second.

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The guy asked for coffee gift cards,

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which must mean he likes...

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- Overpriced coffee. -
Shitty, last-minute gifts.

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That's someone steaming
milk. That's in a coffee shop.

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There's thousands in the city.

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We'll just never narrow it down in time.

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Hang on, maybe I can pull up
some of the background noises.

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I have to say, Coffee
Commune at 1287 Beverly Drive

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is my favorite coffee shop in town.

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That's right around the corner.

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We're there every day.

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He knows us.

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Istanbul, and it's as if I'm
standing right next to you.

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So, Scholls, what are we looking at?

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What can I get you? A Cuvanista?

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Squat Wipe? Double Dark?

158
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I'm Detective Tanner.
This is Detective Hoffman.

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We need to ask you a few questions.

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Seriously, man? This is my busiest time.

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At least order something.
I got a whole line here.

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Fine, just a coffee.

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I don't know what that is.

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Come on, an Italian Long?

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A Perky Pony? A Kansas City Mudstorm?

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Coming right up.

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We're trying to track
down one of your customers.

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You recognize this voice?

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If I do not get $1,000

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in non-sequential coffee
gift cards in two hours...

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Yeah, I remember him.

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Nice guy, good tipper.

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Hint, hint. Are we done here?

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A cop's life is at stake here!

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Now, before I tape your
mouth to that milk steamer...

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Go on.

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What else you know about this guy?

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I don't know.

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He's 6'2", thin, light blond hair.

180
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Think!

181
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I've got this mug he used yesterday

182
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with his fingerprints on it!

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I am losing patience.

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I-I-i think he left his
driver's license here.

185
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You want me to go check the lost and found?

186
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You are stepping on my last nerve.

187
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I don't know. He... He... he rides a bike?

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Lives within biking distance.

189
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We're done here.

190
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Well, he comes in every day at 11:00.

191
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If you wait like six more minutes...

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I'd quit while you're ahead.

193
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All right, we found five Wilson Phillipses

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within biking distance of the coffee shop,

195
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and we're getting search
warrants for each one,

196
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but we need to buy a little time.

197
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So, maybe we hold a press conference,

198
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try and draw the guy out.

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Good thinking.

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Tribeca, I know you and Geils were tight.

201
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We are gonna find him...

202
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Bup, bup, bup, bup, bup!

203
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It's not just that. The
way we left things was...

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- Was it?
- Kind of.

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I see. You know, sometimes...

206
00:10:00,641 --> 00:10:02,191
I know, but it's hard because...

207
00:10:02,193 --> 00:10:03,285
I get it. I've been there.

208
00:10:03,285 --> 00:10:04,375
Thanks, Lieutenant, you
always know what to...

209
00:10:04,475 --> 00:10:04,900
I do.

210
00:10:05,996 --> 00:10:08,964
God. Geils could be hanging
on by a thread, or, worse,

211
00:10:08,964 --> 00:10:11,215
he could be in the early
stages of Stockholm Syndrome.

212
00:10:11,217 --> 00:10:11,957
Even worse than that,

213
00:10:11,957 --> 00:10:13,574
he could be developing
a bond with his captor.

214
00:10:14,827 --> 00:10:17,261
Honey! Muffins are ready!

215
00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,421
I made you some low-sodium muffins

216
00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:25,437
because I know your blood
pressure's an issue right now.

217
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Maybe later.

218
00:10:26,938 --> 00:10:29,522
Okay, maybe later.

219
00:10:31,943 --> 00:10:33,526
What'd you do that for?

220
00:10:33,528 --> 00:10:35,829
I don't know. Maybe I'll tell you later.

221
00:10:35,831 --> 00:10:37,497
Can we not do this right now?

222
00:10:37,499 --> 00:10:38,948
I'm trying to run a kidnapping.

223
00:10:38,950 --> 00:10:41,785
You always do this. You
take on everything yourself.

224
00:10:41,787 --> 00:10:43,787
I got to go out.

225
00:10:43,789 --> 00:10:45,755
Oh, great, your answer to everything.

226
00:10:45,757 --> 00:10:47,874
You know what? I hope this bomb explodes.

227
00:10:47,876 --> 00:10:50,009
Don't even joke about that.

228
00:10:50,011 --> 00:10:52,295
Okay, I'm sorry.

229
00:10:53,965 --> 00:10:56,216
I'm sorry, too.

230
00:10:56,218 --> 00:10:57,801
Hey, is that Tribeca on TV?

231
00:10:57,803 --> 00:10:59,654
We are working very hard.

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We are tracking every lead,

233
00:11:01,268 --> 00:11:03,993
and we are confident that
we will find Detective Geils

234
00:11:04,142 --> 00:11:07,143
and bring this kidnapper to justice.

235
00:11:07,145 --> 00:11:09,312
At this point, I'll take some questions.

236
00:11:10,482 --> 00:11:11,864
Yes?

237
00:11:11,866 --> 00:11:13,533
Where should I take the in-laws to dinner?

238
00:11:13,535 --> 00:11:16,486
Everyone likes Italian. Yes?

239
00:11:16,488 --> 00:11:17,620
Who are you wearing?

240
00:11:17,622 --> 00:11:19,789
"Lady Cop" by Valentino.

241
00:11:19,791 --> 00:11:22,742
Former Cabinet Member
Stephen Chu won a Nobel prize

242
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for capturing atoms with these light beams.

243
00:11:25,413 --> 00:11:27,296
What are lasers?

244
00:11:28,101 --> 00:11:30,466
And here's my message to the kidnapper.

245
00:11:30,468 --> 00:11:34,403
You think you're pretty
slick kidnapping my partner.

246
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Thanks, I do.

247
00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:36,756
I'm not finished.

248
00:11:36,758 --> 00:11:38,025
Oh, sorry, go ahead.

249
00:11:38,125 --> 00:11:40,123
You messed with the wrong cop.

250
00:11:40,436 --> 00:11:42,602
And, Geils, if you're listening,

251
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just know that I will not rest.

252
00:11:44,297 --> 00:11:44,993
I know, Angie.

253
00:11:44,993 --> 00:11:46,576
Will somebody just let me finish?

254
00:11:46,578 --> 00:11:48,028
Oh, sorry, go ahead.

255
00:11:48,030 --> 00:11:49,246
Until I find you.

256
00:11:49,248 --> 00:11:50,530
I guess I was pretty much done.

257
00:11:50,532 --> 00:11:51,865
No further questions.

258
00:11:53,423 --> 00:11:55,357
We got the address. Let's bounce.

259
00:11:58,099 --> 00:12:00,008
All right, take him down!

260
00:12:00,149 --> 00:12:02,024
Try not to let Geils explode.

261
00:12:04,233 --> 00:12:05,733
What the hell?

262
00:12:06,529 --> 00:12:08,062
Look at that rack.

263
00:12:08,064 --> 00:12:10,281
Charlie, don't.

264
00:12:10,283 --> 00:12:11,365
It's a booby trap!

265
00:12:22,487 --> 00:12:24,506
He died doing what he loved.

266
00:12:37,234 --> 00:12:38,150
Hello?

267
00:12:38,152 --> 00:12:39,439
Nice try, Detective.

268
00:12:39,439 --> 00:12:40,939
How stupid do you think I am?

269
00:12:40,942 --> 00:12:43,162
Do you really think I
would be at my home address?

270
00:12:43,162 --> 00:12:44,294
Why are you doing this?

271
00:12:44,295 --> 00:12:45,578
Geils never hurt anybody.

272
00:12:45,580 --> 00:12:47,785
Oh, I'm sorry. Am I wasting your time?

273
00:12:47,855 --> 00:12:50,202
Am I threatening to take
away something you care about?

274
00:12:50,202 --> 00:12:51,918
Well, now you know how it feels.

275
00:12:51,921 --> 00:12:55,123
Two weeks ago, Coffee Commune.

276
00:13:02,914 --> 00:13:04,090
Hey, can I get a small...

277
00:13:04,090 --> 00:13:06,374
Sir, we're gonna need you to
step aside. Police business.

278
00:13:06,376 --> 00:13:08,031
Sure, I... I... I'm
kind of in a hurry, so...

279
00:13:08,031 --> 00:13:09,314
Yeah, we'll be quick.

280
00:13:10,805 --> 00:13:13,796
Okay. Kind of a large order here.

281
00:13:13,896 --> 00:13:15,572
Let me get 37 cappuccinos,

282
00:13:15,572 --> 00:13:18,607
20 whole milk, 11 nonfat, 2 with...

283
00:13:18,610 --> 00:13:20,359
What is that, armin mist?

284
00:13:20,361 --> 00:13:22,828
Armin mist? Almond milk.

285
00:13:22,830 --> 00:13:24,747
Almond milk? That's a... oh, my god,

286
00:13:24,749 --> 00:13:26,415
your handwriting is terrible.

287
00:13:26,417 --> 00:13:27,533
What's this abomination?

288
00:13:27,535 --> 00:13:28,868
Crab cake.

289
00:13:28,870 --> 00:13:30,670
Cr... I can't even read that.

290
00:13:30,672 --> 00:13:32,088
Croissant, it's croissant.

291
00:13:32,090 --> 00:13:34,340
It's croissant. Looks like cummerbund.

292
00:13:34,342 --> 00:13:36,008
I'm really in a hurry, guys.

293
00:13:36,010 --> 00:13:37,710
Swear to god, we're almost done.

294
00:13:37,712 --> 00:13:39,879
The detective here would
like two cummerbunds.

295
00:13:39,881 --> 00:13:41,714
Would you like a top hat with
that, maybe some cufflinks?

296
00:13:41,716 --> 00:13:44,550
I get it, I get it. My
handwriting is terrible.

297
00:13:44,552 --> 00:13:45,142
Terrible?

298
00:13:45,142 --> 00:13:46,918
It looks like you wrote
it on a roller coaster.

299
00:13:46,943 --> 00:13:48,359
Okay, all I want is a small...

300
00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:49,382
Don't worry, sir.

301
00:13:49,382 --> 00:13:51,625
We'll get you to your
gym class on time, okay?

302
00:13:53,530 --> 00:13:55,730
Hey, while we're here,
what's the origin of coffee?

303
00:13:55,732 --> 00:13:57,365
I've always wanted to know...

304
00:13:57,367 --> 00:13:59,515
You really hit the nail on the
head with that one, Tribeca,

305
00:13:59,609 --> 00:14:02,309
except I wasn't a gym teacher yet.

306
00:14:02,311 --> 00:14:05,196
I was on my way to a
gym-teacher job interview.

307
00:14:05,196 --> 00:14:06,979
Getting the picture?

308
00:14:08,366 --> 00:14:11,784
But I missed it because of
you and your stupid coffees

309
00:14:11,786 --> 00:14:13,569
and your stupid handwriting.

310
00:14:13,571 --> 00:14:15,321
My life is ruined.

311
00:14:15,323 --> 00:14:16,739
My wife left me.

312
00:14:16,741 --> 00:14:18,735
My kids ran away and
married each other, so now,

313
00:14:18,735 --> 00:14:20,702
I'm taking away your boyfriend.

314
00:14:21,616 --> 00:14:24,909
We're not together. We'll
never be together, okay?

315
00:14:27,421 --> 00:14:28,614
He's just my partner, that's it.

316
00:14:28,614 --> 00:14:30,281
Look, we'll make amends when we need to,

317
00:14:30,282 --> 00:14:31,948
but you need to let Geils go.

318
00:14:31,950 --> 00:14:36,369
I will forget everything if you
just give me a simple apology.

319
00:14:36,371 --> 00:14:38,838
Never. You're insane.

320
00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:40,123
I'm gonna find you...

321
00:14:40,125 --> 00:14:41,191
You will never find me!

322
00:14:41,191 --> 00:14:42,774
I'm a trained gym teacher.

323
00:14:42,776 --> 00:14:44,692
Do you know how many sweatsuits
there are in the world?

324
00:14:44,694 --> 00:14:46,361
Every time you walk down the street,

325
00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:47,745
and you see someone in a sweatsuit,

326
00:14:47,747 --> 00:14:49,614
you'll wonder, "Hey, is that him?"

327
00:14:49,616 --> 00:14:51,032
Is that him?"

328
00:14:51,034 --> 00:14:52,116
Is that him?

329
00:14:52,118 --> 00:14:53,835
Got to go.

330
00:14:55,799 --> 00:14:57,815
Lieutenant, we found Geils.

331
00:14:57,815 --> 00:15:00,732
Send in everybody!

332
00:15:10,227 --> 00:15:11,693
Go, go!

333
00:15:11,695 --> 00:15:12,861
Cover the back!

334
00:15:34,718 --> 00:15:36,802
Go, go, go, go, go!

335
00:15:37,182 --> 00:15:38,643
Wilson Phillips!

336
00:15:38,643 --> 00:15:40,226
We have you surrounded.

337
00:15:40,228 --> 00:15:43,479
Come out of the house with your hands up,

338
00:15:43,481 --> 00:15:46,065
and do not blow up Detective Geils!

339
00:15:46,067 --> 00:15:47,483
All right, everybody, look alive.

340
00:15:47,485 --> 00:15:48,818
He's a gym teacher.

341
00:15:48,820 --> 00:15:51,145
We have no idea what he's capable of.

342
00:15:51,145 --> 00:15:54,096
Ohh. Damn it! I'm out.

343
00:15:54,099 --> 00:15:55,398
Tribeca, take over.

344
00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:58,351
Ohh!

345
00:15:58,353 --> 00:16:01,855
Listen, Phillips, we know you're hurting,

346
00:16:01,857 --> 00:16:04,991
but that's no reason to take
it out on poor Jay Geils.

347
00:16:04,993 --> 00:16:08,194
Sure, he may not be the
sharpest tool in the shed,

348
00:16:08,196 --> 00:16:09,446
his apartment's a dump,

349
00:16:09,448 --> 00:16:11,615
and he's the worst driver of all time.

350
00:16:11,617 --> 00:16:13,617
Have you ever seen a 9-point turn?

351
00:16:13,619 --> 00:16:14,701
I have.

352
00:16:16,951 --> 00:16:20,035
Come to think of it, I have no good reason

353
00:16:20,037 --> 00:16:21,787
to have feelings for him,

354
00:16:21,789 --> 00:16:24,156
but damn it...

355
00:16:28,295 --> 00:16:31,296
I love him.

356
00:16:32,833 --> 00:16:34,363
Tribeca!

357
00:16:34,363 --> 00:16:35,529
Geils!

358
00:16:35,531 --> 00:16:37,364
Wilson, you got to turn yourself in.

359
00:16:37,366 --> 00:16:39,416
I am not going to prison.

360
00:16:39,418 --> 00:16:41,919
You know what prisons have? Gyms.

361
00:16:41,921 --> 00:16:45,539
And every great gym teacher
has spent time in prison.

362
00:16:49,545 --> 00:16:51,428
I'm coming out!

363
00:16:51,430 --> 00:16:53,096
Okay, remember, he's the only one

364
00:16:53,098 --> 00:16:54,578
who knows how to disarm the bomb,

365
00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:56,695
so whatever you do, hold your fire.

366
00:16:56,697 --> 00:16:58,513
Okay?

367
00:16:58,515 --> 00:16:59,681
Hey.

368
00:17:03,749 --> 00:17:05,688
Sorry, Mr. Wilson.

369
00:17:05,688 --> 00:17:07,071
Oh, my god, the bomb.

370
00:17:07,073 --> 00:17:08,489
Geils, how much time left?

371
00:17:08,491 --> 00:17:10,441
1 minute left!

372
00:17:10,443 --> 00:17:13,327
Everybody get out of here. Save yourself.

373
00:17:13,329 --> 00:17:14,528
No can do.

374
00:17:14,530 --> 00:17:16,997
Tanner, send in the robot.

375
00:18:21,909 --> 00:18:25,195
Damn! Sorry. It ran out of juice.

376
00:18:25,195 --> 00:18:27,529
Anybody got 12 "C" batteries on 'em?

377
00:18:28,363 --> 00:18:29,819
Geils, I'm coming.

378
00:18:31,021 --> 00:18:33,722
Tribeca, what the hell are you doing?!

379
00:18:35,297 --> 00:18:36,880
Wait a minute, am I back in?

380
00:18:38,563 --> 00:18:40,335
You shouldn't be in here.
This bomb's gonna go off.

381
00:18:40,335 --> 00:18:41,329
Save yourself.

382
00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:43,726
Save myself for what? Another partner?

383
00:18:43,727 --> 00:18:45,277
I don't want a new partner.

384
00:18:45,278 --> 00:18:47,862
It's you and me for the long haul, Geils.

385
00:18:47,864 --> 00:18:49,780
I mean, sure, things could change.

386
00:18:49,782 --> 00:18:50,981
Our jobs are dangerous,

387
00:18:50,983 --> 00:18:52,950
but I just want to let my guard down

388
00:18:52,952 --> 00:18:54,285
and be vulnerable

389
00:18:54,287 --> 00:18:56,370
and spend time with
someone I really care about.

390
00:18:56,372 --> 00:18:58,706
You know, I've been thinking
a lot lately about life,

391
00:18:58,708 --> 00:18:59,874
and it's really short.

392
00:18:59,876 --> 00:19:00,230
I just really want to...

393
00:19:00,230 --> 00:19:01,530
Tribeca, 42 seconds.

394
00:19:01,532 --> 00:19:02,781
Right, right, okay.

395
00:19:02,783 --> 00:19:05,116
Here goes nothing.

396
00:19:13,557 --> 00:19:15,891
All right, let's see what we got here.

397
00:19:31,882 --> 00:19:34,048
Hello, you have reached tech support

398
00:19:34,050 --> 00:19:35,767
for the all-American bomb company.

399
00:19:35,769 --> 00:19:37,954
There are six bombs ahead of you.

400
00:19:38,017 --> 00:19:41,062
Your bomb is important to
us. Please stay on the...

401
00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:43,916
Okay, I'm just gonna
shut my eyes and cut one.

402
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:46,601
Yeah, wait, what? Maybe
we keep brainstorming.

403
00:19:48,669 --> 00:19:50,013
Geils?

404
00:19:50,892 --> 00:19:52,558
I do, too.

405
00:19:54,710 --> 00:19:55,593
5 seconds.

406
00:20:28,326 --> 00:20:29,346
4 seconds.

407
00:20:40,597 --> 00:20:50,597
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