1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,769 Previously on "Angie Tribeca"... 2 00:00:01,802 --> 00:00:03,437 - She's awake. - [Crash] 3 00:00:04,077 --> 00:00:05,212 Sergeant Pepper? 4 00:00:05,245 --> 00:00:06,246 Angie. 5 00:00:06,279 --> 00:00:07,681 How long have I been out? 6 00:00:07,714 --> 00:00:08,949 Jay: About nine months. 7 00:00:08,982 --> 00:00:10,684 They said even if you did wake up, 8 00:00:10,717 --> 00:00:12,019 you wouldn't be you anymore. 9 00:00:12,053 --> 00:00:13,521 - It's possible that... - Nobody asked you! 10 00:00:13,553 --> 00:00:14,788 Hey, if you're gonna lose your mind 11 00:00:14,822 --> 00:00:16,256 every time you fall into a coma 12 00:00:16,290 --> 00:00:17,959 and I abandon you for another woman 13 00:00:17,991 --> 00:00:19,893 who then raises your baby, thinking it's my Canadian love child, 14 00:00:19,927 --> 00:00:21,396 it's gonna be a long second season. 15 00:00:21,428 --> 00:00:24,866 - Tribeca. - Angie, it's me. 16 00:00:24,898 --> 00:00:27,100 Sergeant Pepper? 17 00:00:27,134 --> 00:00:28,904 Eddie? 18 00:00:31,404 --> 00:00:34,403 [Siren wailing] 19 00:00:34,404 --> 00:00:37,304 I have to say, I really enjoyed talking to you. 20 00:00:37,330 --> 00:00:39,008 - Oh, me too. - This has been great. 21 00:00:39,462 --> 00:00:41,344 I haven't talked too much about my personal stuff? 22 00:00:41,478 --> 00:00:43,400 Not at all. The whole reason I'm here 23 00:00:43,426 --> 00:00:45,050 is because I got dumped, so it was nice to know 24 00:00:45,051 --> 00:00:46,683 that somebody else is going through it. 25 00:00:46,717 --> 00:00:49,821 So, what are you gonna do about this old flame of yours? 26 00:00:49,854 --> 00:00:51,990 The dead one I keep imagining is calling me? 27 00:00:52,022 --> 00:00:52,924 I don't know. 28 00:00:52,957 --> 00:00:54,362 I say go for it! I mean... 29 00:00:54,363 --> 00:00:56,464 [Amplified] Tribeca! Wrap it up! 30 00:00:56,497 --> 00:00:58,833 We got another jumper on the other side of town, 31 00:00:58,866 --> 00:01:00,302 and we need the pad! 32 00:01:01,371 --> 00:01:03,505 What do you say? Ready to come down? 33 00:01:03,538 --> 00:01:06,008 Yeah. I want to live. 34 00:01:06,041 --> 00:01:07,176 In fact, I'm going to... 35 00:01:07,208 --> 00:01:08,576 - [Cellphone rings] - Oh, sorry. 36 00:01:08,609 --> 00:01:10,578 I just have to take this. 37 00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:12,747 [Sighs] Tribeca. 38 00:01:12,781 --> 00:01:15,583 Geils, what's up? 39 00:01:15,616 --> 00:01:17,820 Okay. Be right there. 40 00:01:17,853 --> 00:01:19,755 [Beep] 41 00:01:29,398 --> 00:01:31,600 [Baby crying] 42 00:01:31,633 --> 00:01:32,868 I can't get him to calm down. 43 00:01:32,901 --> 00:01:34,837 Why don't we let Tribeca give it a shot? 44 00:01:34,869 --> 00:01:37,606 Even though it's a baby I had with some chick from Canada, 45 00:01:37,639 --> 00:01:39,541 Tribeca might have a special connection to it. 46 00:01:39,574 --> 00:01:42,111 - No, no. That's fine. I... - Go ahead, Angie. 47 00:01:42,143 --> 00:01:43,759 She said she doesn't want to, Jay. 48 00:01:43,785 --> 00:01:44,768 I could try. 49 00:01:44,804 --> 00:01:46,472 She said she could try. 50 00:01:46,505 --> 00:01:49,008 Fine. 51 00:01:50,771 --> 00:01:52,206 Hello, sir. 52 00:01:52,238 --> 00:01:53,440 How are you? 53 00:01:53,474 --> 00:01:55,076 [Cooing] 54 00:01:55,108 --> 00:01:56,342 It actually worked. 55 00:01:56,343 --> 00:01:58,311 It's probably just the cough syrup kicking in. 56 00:01:58,344 --> 00:02:00,705 Maybe I do have a maternal bone in my body, after all. 57 00:02:00,753 --> 00:02:01,715 [Baby coos] 58 00:02:01,748 --> 00:02:03,683 Shh. Go to sleep. 59 00:02:03,716 --> 00:02:06,252 What do you got on the skull, babe? 60 00:02:06,818 --> 00:02:08,887 Well, you gave me quite a challenge this time. 61 00:02:09,241 --> 00:02:10,931 The skull had been in the water over a week. 62 00:02:10,932 --> 00:02:12,661 What the fish and birds didn't pick clean, 63 00:02:12,662 --> 00:02:13,697 the salt water dissolved. 64 00:02:13,731 --> 00:02:15,828 - So, nothing, then. - Easy. 65 00:02:15,829 --> 00:02:17,731 I'm sure you have something, right, Dr. Scholls? 66 00:02:17,757 --> 00:02:20,254 I do. I was able to get a proper tissue sample, 67 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:22,931 and with the help of the new DNA image-rendering software, 68 00:02:22,932 --> 00:02:25,635 we should have an image of the victim's face shortly. 69 00:02:25,669 --> 00:02:26,837 Little Angie licked the slide, 70 00:02:26,870 --> 00:02:28,338 but that shouldn't affect the results. 71 00:02:28,372 --> 00:02:29,707 [Computer beeps] 72 00:02:32,042 --> 00:02:34,179 ♪♪ 73 00:02:35,712 --> 00:02:37,497 System crashed. 74 00:02:37,624 --> 00:02:38,759 Tribeca! 75 00:02:39,182 --> 00:02:41,185 The shrink says you're blowing off your sessions. 76 00:02:41,217 --> 00:02:43,153 Yeah. That's because I don't need them. I'm fine. 77 00:02:43,187 --> 00:02:45,356 You exploded. You were in a coma for a year, 78 00:02:45,389 --> 00:02:48,526 and now the guy you loved is banging the head of forensics! 79 00:02:48,558 --> 00:02:50,328 - Easy! - Sorry! 80 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:51,895 The vagina of forensics. 81 00:02:51,929 --> 00:02:53,864 If that was my life, I'd have a bullet sandwich 82 00:02:53,896 --> 00:02:55,733 for dinner and six feet of dirt for dessert. 83 00:02:55,765 --> 00:02:56,771 Now get up there. 84 00:02:56,772 --> 00:02:58,241 Geils, go check on the dental records. 85 00:02:58,273 --> 00:03:00,009 I'll catch up with you. 86 00:03:01,444 --> 00:03:03,980 [Phone rings] 87 00:03:04,012 --> 00:03:06,248 Woman: Forensics dental lab. Please hold. 88 00:03:06,281 --> 00:03:07,850 [Phone beeps] 89 00:03:09,417 --> 00:03:11,855 Skull found in ocean? 90 00:03:16,958 --> 00:03:18,628 Hi, Dr. Helm. 91 00:03:18,660 --> 00:03:20,295 Jay... 92 00:03:20,328 --> 00:03:21,932 you've been avoiding me. 93 00:03:22,964 --> 00:03:24,733 [Chuckles] I'm teasing! 94 00:03:24,767 --> 00:03:25,969 Come on. Have a seat. 95 00:03:27,803 --> 00:03:30,606 Let's see what we have here today. 96 00:03:30,638 --> 00:03:31,307 Open. 97 00:03:31,339 --> 00:03:32,908 Very nice. 98 00:03:32,941 --> 00:03:35,243 Face towards me a little bit more. 99 00:03:35,277 --> 00:03:36,178 Bit more. 100 00:03:36,212 --> 00:03:37,914 That's it. 101 00:03:37,946 --> 00:03:39,015 Let's take a picture. 102 00:03:42,469 --> 00:03:43,619 There. All right. 103 00:03:43,652 --> 00:03:45,021 Should I leave the room for this? 104 00:03:45,053 --> 00:03:46,622 Oh, no. It's fine. 105 00:03:46,654 --> 00:03:50,025 No more radiation than you get if you're microwaving a burrito. 106 00:03:52,394 --> 00:03:53,495 [Machine beeps] 107 00:03:53,529 --> 00:03:54,587 All right. 108 00:03:54,596 --> 00:03:55,697 The computer will just take a minute 109 00:03:55,698 --> 00:03:57,883 to run the x-rays against the database. 110 00:03:58,538 --> 00:04:01,375 How about I give you a little polish? 111 00:04:02,604 --> 00:04:04,006 - Open. - [Tool whirring] 112 00:04:04,039 --> 00:04:07,176 So, anyway. My youngest, Jeremy, is off to Brown, 113 00:04:07,208 --> 00:04:09,744 leaving me with a bit of an empty nest. 114 00:04:09,745 --> 00:04:11,847 Have you heard of this new Airbnb? 115 00:04:11,879 --> 00:04:13,316 I think it sounds fantastic. 116 00:04:13,348 --> 00:04:15,684 But Ruth, well, she won't sleep in another person's bed, 117 00:04:15,717 --> 00:04:17,686 so, go figure. 118 00:04:17,719 --> 00:04:20,090 - [Computer beeps] - Ooh! We have a match. 119 00:04:20,323 --> 00:04:22,864 - [Vacuum suctions] - Mr. Thirsty, clean him up. 120 00:04:23,615 --> 00:04:26,829 Ah. Your teeth belong to Kobayashi Maru. 121 00:04:26,861 --> 00:04:29,305 Sushi chef. Owned his own restaurant. 122 00:04:29,306 --> 00:04:31,909 Missing report filed nine days ago. 123 00:04:32,136 --> 00:04:33,605 And his age... 71. 124 00:04:33,762 --> 00:04:36,112 So, he's on his way out anyway. 125 00:04:36,145 --> 00:04:38,381 Thanks, Doc. You're a genius. 126 00:04:43,686 --> 00:04:46,057 [Cellphone ringing] 127 00:04:48,756 --> 00:04:50,258 [Sighs] 128 00:04:52,923 --> 00:04:54,057 Tanner? 129 00:04:54,058 --> 00:04:55,580 Do you have an appointment with the shrink, too? 130 00:04:55,581 --> 00:04:57,682 No. Shrink broke his back, 131 00:04:57,715 --> 00:05:00,857 and since I have a PhD in behavioral psychology 132 00:05:00,883 --> 00:05:02,886 with a focus on post-traumatic stress, 133 00:05:02,919 --> 00:05:04,720 I'm the guy that's always got to fill in. 134 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:06,088 Oh. 135 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:08,002 Okay. 136 00:05:08,003 --> 00:05:09,872 Well... 137 00:05:09,904 --> 00:05:12,940 last couple of weeks have been a pretty big adjustment. 138 00:05:12,974 --> 00:05:17,177 Scholls and Geils are dating, they're raising my child, 139 00:05:17,203 --> 00:05:19,767 my dead ex-fiancé keeps calling my phone. 140 00:05:19,793 --> 00:05:21,261 And how does that make you feel? 141 00:05:21,293 --> 00:05:23,752 A little anxious. There's been some dark moments. 142 00:05:23,778 --> 00:05:24,571 I'm not gonna lie. 143 00:05:24,572 --> 00:05:25,705 I can understand that. 144 00:05:25,738 --> 00:05:27,273 But the worst part is... 145 00:05:27,305 --> 00:05:28,373 [Cellphone vibrates] 146 00:05:28,406 --> 00:05:29,541 [Cellphone beeps] 147 00:05:29,575 --> 00:05:30,642 Tanner. 148 00:05:32,310 --> 00:05:33,779 Be right there. 149 00:05:33,813 --> 00:05:35,248 [Cellphone beeps] 150 00:05:35,281 --> 00:05:36,882 Everything okay? 151 00:05:36,916 --> 00:05:39,017 There's birthday cake for Heather. 152 00:05:43,354 --> 00:05:45,457 ♪♪ 153 00:05:47,447 --> 00:05:49,035 I need the room. 154 00:05:51,214 --> 00:05:53,715 Geils, Tribeca, get the hell in here! 155 00:05:55,410 --> 00:05:57,002 What do we know about this dead sushi chef? 156 00:05:57,036 --> 00:05:59,605 Kobayashi Maru... 71 years old, 157 00:05:59,637 --> 00:06:02,007 born Osaka, Japan, 71 years ago. 158 00:06:02,321 --> 00:06:04,190 Mother... female. Father... male. 159 00:06:04,222 --> 00:06:06,458 First name, Kobayashi. Last name, Maru. 160 00:06:06,492 --> 00:06:09,528 Occupation... sushi chef. Current status... dead. 161 00:06:09,561 --> 00:06:12,210 We also know his country of origin... Japan. 162 00:06:12,211 --> 00:06:14,247 Maru was the owner of a high-end sushi restaurant 163 00:06:14,281 --> 00:06:15,349 called Smells Like Fish. 164 00:06:15,382 --> 00:06:17,418 Michelin gave him three out of four tires. 165 00:06:17,452 --> 00:06:20,088 Business was booming until... 166 00:06:20,900 --> 00:06:22,388 - What are these? - Newspapers, sir. 167 00:06:22,389 --> 00:06:25,233 That's how people got their information up until 2008. 168 00:06:25,259 --> 00:06:26,601 Smells Like Fish was being investigated 169 00:06:26,627 --> 00:06:28,496 for serving illegal whale meat. 170 00:06:28,522 --> 00:06:31,025 There's a lawsuit by Greenpeace that's still pending. 171 00:06:31,065 --> 00:06:32,286 Even though they never proved it, 172 00:06:32,287 --> 00:06:34,049 the whale scandal took its toll. 173 00:06:34,175 --> 00:06:35,765 It's what cost them their fourth tire. 174 00:06:35,797 --> 00:06:38,218 When are people gonna leave those majestic creatures alone? 175 00:06:38,219 --> 00:06:41,000 I know, sir. The Japanese are such a noble people. 176 00:06:41,001 --> 00:06:44,269 [Horn honks] 177 00:06:44,303 --> 00:06:46,940 [Protestors shouting indistinctly] 178 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:52,062 Woman: What do we want?! 179 00:06:52,088 --> 00:06:54,225 All: For them to stop serving whale, 180 00:06:54,257 --> 00:06:58,528 as per the Marine Mammal Protection Act of 1972, 181 00:06:58,562 --> 00:07:00,663 be shut down, and... 182 00:07:00,696 --> 00:07:02,066 [All inhale] 183 00:07:02,098 --> 00:07:03,733 in a perfect world, 184 00:07:03,766 --> 00:07:05,336 be held accountable for their actions! 185 00:07:05,369 --> 00:07:06,369 When do we want it?! 186 00:07:06,403 --> 00:07:07,638 All: Now! 187 00:07:07,670 --> 00:07:09,540 [Booing] 188 00:07:09,573 --> 00:07:12,609 We're investigating the murder of the head chef. 189 00:07:12,610 --> 00:07:14,346 All: Yay! 190 00:07:14,379 --> 00:07:17,617 LAPD. Who's in charge? 191 00:09:06,121 --> 00:09:09,759 unless you know locksmith... 192 00:09:12,628 --> 00:09:14,597 Want me to try to find a locksmith? 193 00:09:14,629 --> 00:09:17,466 I got your locksmith right here. 194 00:09:24,507 --> 00:09:26,642 Call the coroner. 195 00:09:26,675 --> 00:09:29,445 Tell her to bring the big mop. 196 00:09:33,482 --> 00:09:35,817 Together: Irasshaimase! 197 00:09:35,843 --> 00:09:36,978 There's blood everywhere, but... 198 00:09:37,011 --> 00:09:38,381 - Irasshaimase! - no body. 199 00:09:38,414 --> 00:09:40,249 - Which means someone... - Irasshaimase! 200 00:09:40,281 --> 00:09:41,883 killed him in the office, likely with a... 201 00:09:41,916 --> 00:09:43,552 - Irasshaimase! - blade of some kind, 202 00:09:43,586 --> 00:09:45,555 dumped the head, and then did who knows what with the body. 203 00:09:45,588 --> 00:09:46,889 Any signs of a struggle? 204 00:09:46,921 --> 00:09:48,156 Yes, people tend to resist when 205 00:09:48,189 --> 00:09:49,559 other people try to kill them. 206 00:09:49,592 --> 00:09:51,660 Well, thank you for that. Since you're the expert, 207 00:09:51,693 --> 00:09:53,663 why don't you tell us whether or not the killer left any trace. 208 00:09:53,695 --> 00:09:55,564 Because killers always make a point to leave evidence 209 00:09:55,597 --> 00:09:56,866 linking them to the murder? 210 00:09:56,899 --> 00:09:58,067 You went to two months of forensics school. 211 00:09:58,099 --> 00:09:59,067 You should know. 212 00:09:59,101 --> 00:10:00,236 [Camera shutter clicking] 213 00:10:00,269 --> 00:10:01,904 I'm glad we can keep it professional 214 00:10:01,937 --> 00:10:03,606 despite what's happened between us. 215 00:10:05,297 --> 00:10:07,609 How does a guy in a locked room get murdered? 216 00:10:07,642 --> 00:10:09,277 Somebody else had to have a key. 217 00:10:09,310 --> 00:10:11,079 Let's go talk to Maru's wife. 218 00:10:11,112 --> 00:10:11,706 [Camera shutter clicks] 219 00:10:11,707 --> 00:10:14,422 Uh, we're just gonna go out for an hour or so. 220 00:10:14,423 --> 00:10:15,423 We'll be back soon. 221 00:10:15,456 --> 00:10:16,557 Okay! I'll see you then. 222 00:10:16,591 --> 00:10:18,159 - Thank you. - Bye. 223 00:10:18,192 --> 00:10:19,095 Thanks. 224 00:10:21,196 --> 00:10:22,156 Mrs. Maru? 225 00:10:22,157 --> 00:10:23,945 Yes? Can I help you? 226 00:10:23,971 --> 00:10:25,206 I'm Detective Tribeca. 227 00:10:25,231 --> 00:10:27,067 This is Detective Geils from the LAPD. 228 00:10:27,100 --> 00:10:29,536 We know this must be a very difficult time for you, 229 00:10:29,568 --> 00:10:32,204 what with your husband being slaughtered, beheaded, 230 00:10:32,237 --> 00:10:34,574 head floating in the ocean, body still missing, 231 00:10:34,607 --> 00:10:35,775 but if you're up for it, 232 00:10:35,809 --> 00:10:37,376 we'd like to ask you some questions. 233 00:10:37,410 --> 00:10:39,612 Come in. Uh, table or sushi bar? 234 00:10:39,645 --> 00:10:40,780 Table, please. 235 00:10:43,449 --> 00:10:46,252 Wow, this really looks like your husband's restaurant. 236 00:10:46,285 --> 00:10:47,453 Yes. 237 00:10:47,486 --> 00:10:50,289 He believed that only by living his profession 238 00:10:50,323 --> 00:10:54,061 100% of the time could he approach perfection. 239 00:10:54,093 --> 00:10:56,729 Could I ask you to remove your shoes? 240 00:10:56,762 --> 00:10:57,931 Of course. 241 00:11:01,967 --> 00:11:03,804 Did your husband have any enemies? 242 00:11:03,837 --> 00:11:05,972 Courtney Woodpatch-Newton. 243 00:11:06,006 --> 00:11:08,442 She was the one who led the whale meat investigation 244 00:11:08,475 --> 00:11:09,610 by Greenpeace. 245 00:11:09,642 --> 00:11:11,444 She hated my husband. 246 00:11:11,477 --> 00:11:12,578 We nearly went bankrupt 247 00:11:12,611 --> 00:11:14,914 defending ourselves against the accusations. 248 00:11:14,948 --> 00:11:16,817 So your husband was upset by the scandal? 249 00:11:16,850 --> 00:11:18,619 Of course he was upset! 250 00:11:18,651 --> 00:11:21,320 He took great pride in his reputation. 251 00:11:21,353 --> 00:11:23,456 Your husband was murdered in his office. 252 00:11:23,490 --> 00:11:26,460 His apprentice, Mr. Takagi, said there was only one key. 253 00:11:26,492 --> 00:11:27,426 Is that true? 254 00:11:27,459 --> 00:11:29,128 He had a spare. 255 00:11:29,161 --> 00:11:31,497 And where was the spare? 256 00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:33,459 In his office. 257 00:11:34,337 --> 00:11:36,617 As skilled as he was as a sushi chef, 258 00:11:37,305 --> 00:11:39,606 his key management skills were severely lacking. 259 00:11:39,639 --> 00:11:42,376 [Both slurping loudly] 260 00:11:44,110 --> 00:11:46,380 [Slurping continues] 261 00:11:52,507 --> 00:11:53,892 We're sorry for your loss, ma'am. 262 00:11:53,893 --> 00:11:56,195 We'll keep you posted on the investigation. 263 00:11:56,229 --> 00:11:57,731 Check. 264 00:11:58,394 --> 00:12:00,286 Anything from the crime scene? 265 00:12:00,399 --> 00:12:01,534 It was pretty thin. 266 00:12:01,567 --> 00:12:03,069 All the blood was from the victim. 267 00:12:03,103 --> 00:12:05,234 No prints, no hair, no DNA from anyone else. 268 00:12:05,235 --> 00:12:07,238 What about the giant harpoon under this sheet? 269 00:12:07,271 --> 00:12:09,506 - I was building to that. - Were you? It didn't sound like you were. 270 00:12:09,538 --> 00:12:10,707 - You interrupted me. - Sorry. 271 00:12:10,740 --> 00:12:11,705 I'm just trying to find a murderer 272 00:12:11,706 --> 00:12:12,794 who's still on the loose. 273 00:12:12,820 --> 00:12:13,955 So, Scholls, 274 00:12:13,988 --> 00:12:14,956 I'm sure you've checked 275 00:12:14,989 --> 00:12:16,157 the harpoon's serial number 276 00:12:16,190 --> 00:12:17,926 against the National Harpoon Database 277 00:12:17,959 --> 00:12:19,461 to see who it's registered to, right? 278 00:12:19,494 --> 00:12:21,163 - Well, I was... - Don't worry. I got it. 279 00:12:24,008 --> 00:12:25,966 I'm just happy we live in a country with legislators 280 00:12:25,992 --> 00:12:28,628 that have the guts to pass common sense harpoon laws. 281 00:12:28,661 --> 00:12:30,091 [Ringing] 282 00:12:30,092 --> 00:12:30,816 Computerized female: [Stilted voice] Hello. 283 00:12:30,817 --> 00:12:33,350 You have reached the National Harpoon Database. 284 00:12:33,376 --> 00:12:36,178 To continue this call in English, say "English." 285 00:12:36,204 --> 00:12:37,502 - English. - Thank you. 286 00:12:37,503 --> 00:12:38,804 Please say the serial number 287 00:12:38,835 --> 00:12:40,738 of the harpoon you wish to track. 288 00:12:40,771 --> 00:12:42,073 Geils, can you read me the serial number? 289 00:12:42,105 --> 00:12:43,674 Yeah. 290 00:12:45,410 --> 00:12:46,145 One... 291 00:12:47,029 --> 00:12:48,180 Eight... 292 00:12:50,877 --> 00:12:52,090 One. Eight. 293 00:12:52,116 --> 00:12:54,119 I'm sorry. I didn't get that. 294 00:12:54,151 --> 00:12:55,419 Please say the serial number 295 00:12:55,458 --> 00:12:57,066 of the harpoon you wish to track. 296 00:12:57,067 --> 00:12:58,639 One. Eight. 297 00:12:58,686 --> 00:13:00,889 I'm sorry. I didn't get that. 298 00:13:00,923 --> 00:13:02,266 Can I speak to a person? 299 00:13:02,267 --> 00:13:04,677 I think you said you wanted to talk to a person. 300 00:13:04,703 --> 00:13:06,173 Let me connect you. 301 00:13:06,206 --> 00:13:08,875 Female: [Stilted voice] Hi, my name is Juliet. 302 00:13:08,908 --> 00:13:11,492 Please say the serial number of the harpoon you wish to track. 303 00:13:11,493 --> 00:13:12,647 Are you a person? 304 00:13:12,710 --> 00:13:14,964 Yes. I am a person. 305 00:13:14,997 --> 00:13:17,000 What's your favorite movie ever? 306 00:13:17,032 --> 00:13:18,368 My favorite movie is... 307 00:13:19,283 --> 00:13:22,171 - "Runaway Bride." - Not a person. 308 00:13:22,204 --> 00:13:25,170 Please say the serial number of the harpoon you wish to track. 309 00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:26,677 Some examples of numbers are 310 00:13:26,703 --> 00:13:28,371 three, or, nine. 311 00:13:28,404 --> 00:13:30,006 Or, if you do not know the serial number, 312 00:13:30,039 --> 00:13:31,341 say "I don't know." 313 00:13:31,374 --> 00:13:32,942 One. Eight. 314 00:13:32,975 --> 00:13:34,666 I think I can help you with that. 315 00:13:34,692 --> 00:13:36,513 [Keyboard clacking] 316 00:13:36,545 --> 00:13:40,616 Harpoon one-eight belongs to Courtney. 317 00:13:40,650 --> 00:13:42,385 Woodpatch-Newton. 318 00:13:43,218 --> 00:13:44,853 Are you still there? 319 00:13:46,612 --> 00:13:48,876 I have no friends. 320 00:13:52,844 --> 00:13:54,647 Angie: Courtney, Courtney, Courtney. 321 00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:55,677 It's "Quertney." 322 00:13:55,678 --> 00:13:57,646 Looks like you're in a tough spot, Quertney. 323 00:13:57,678 --> 00:13:58,547 Am I? 324 00:13:58,579 --> 00:13:59,252 See this? 325 00:13:59,253 --> 00:14:00,389 Yeah, it's my harpoon. 326 00:14:00,415 --> 00:14:01,150 We know, Quertney. 327 00:14:01,183 --> 00:14:02,384 Then why are you asking? 328 00:14:02,416 --> 00:14:04,018 It's the harpoon that was used 329 00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:05,788 to kill Kobayashi Maru, 330 00:14:05,814 --> 00:14:07,249 the sushi chef that your people 331 00:14:07,283 --> 00:14:09,129 have been trying to bring down with a lawsuit. 332 00:14:09,130 --> 00:14:10,081 Yeah, so? 333 00:14:10,107 --> 00:14:12,168 So, the harpoon is registered to you, 334 00:14:12,194 --> 00:14:14,508 and it was found at a murder scene as the murder weapon. 335 00:14:14,509 --> 00:14:15,267 Ergo? 336 00:14:15,268 --> 00:14:18,678 Ergo, this harpoon was used to kill a man! 337 00:14:18,704 --> 00:14:20,440 [Scoffs] Can I go? 338 00:14:20,473 --> 00:14:24,110 No, you can't go. You're a murder suspect. 339 00:14:24,144 --> 00:14:26,934 Wow. Okay. 340 00:14:27,224 --> 00:14:29,897 Do you even want me to tell you why it couldn't have been me? 341 00:14:29,923 --> 00:14:30,762 - Yes! - Yeah! 342 00:14:30,763 --> 00:14:32,528 - That would be very, very helpful. - That would be good. 343 00:14:32,562 --> 00:14:33,549 - We would want to hear that right now. - Yes. Please. 344 00:14:33,550 --> 00:14:35,098 Whales are really special, you guys. 345 00:14:35,099 --> 00:14:37,873 And Greenpeace does a lot of work to try to protect them. 346 00:14:37,899 --> 00:14:39,969 And so sometimes we go out on these boats 347 00:14:40,001 --> 00:14:42,203 and we shoot harpoons at the whaling boats 348 00:14:42,237 --> 00:14:44,238 just to give them a taste of their own medicine. 349 00:14:44,271 --> 00:14:45,708 It's not really a big deal. 350 00:14:45,741 --> 00:14:47,309 Hashtag heroes are everywhere. 351 00:14:47,342 --> 00:14:49,044 - [Cellphone beeps] - How does that exonerate you? 352 00:14:49,083 --> 00:14:50,737 [Mockingly] How does that "exemerate" you? 353 00:14:50,738 --> 00:14:52,474 It exemerates me 354 00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:54,945 because I shot this very harpoon at a whaling boat 355 00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:57,921 like two weeks before your dude was even murdered. 356 00:14:57,947 --> 00:15:01,951 And, if you don't believe me, here is a video to prove it. 357 00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:05,555 There's me shooting that harpoon right at that boat. 358 00:15:05,587 --> 00:15:08,009 There's the date and time. That's Trevor. 359 00:15:08,010 --> 00:15:08,919 We were dating for a while, 360 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:11,701 and he got really weird about stuff. Anyway, can I go? 361 00:15:11,727 --> 00:15:13,729 You can see the whole video on my YouTube channel, 362 00:15:13,762 --> 00:15:15,870 WhaleTailQuertney68. So, you know, 363 00:15:15,896 --> 00:15:18,108 whoever has the boat had my harpoon 364 00:15:18,133 --> 00:15:19,811 - and probably killed your dude. - [Cellphone chimes] 365 00:15:19,812 --> 00:15:22,549 Oh, my Uber's here. Bye! [Smooches] 366 00:15:22,582 --> 00:15:24,057 So good to see you again. 367 00:15:24,063 --> 00:15:25,311 - Oh. - This was fun. 368 00:15:25,312 --> 00:15:26,247 Bye. 369 00:15:28,543 --> 00:15:29,867 I really don't like Quertney. 370 00:15:29,868 --> 00:15:32,304 You know what you should really check out? 371 00:15:32,305 --> 00:15:36,041 That sushi place has this weird after-hours club 372 00:15:36,042 --> 00:15:38,209 where they serve all kinds of illegal stuff. 373 00:15:38,611 --> 00:15:39,848 Maybe you guys should care about animals 374 00:15:39,849 --> 00:15:41,382 as much as you care about people. 375 00:15:41,414 --> 00:15:43,050 Because when you think about it, 376 00:15:43,083 --> 00:15:45,584 animals don't have detectives solving their murders. 377 00:15:45,617 --> 00:15:46,886 And that's really wrong. 378 00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:48,255 - [Cellphone chimes] - [Sighs] Oh, God. 379 00:15:48,287 --> 00:15:50,423 Yes, I'm coming out. 380 00:15:50,457 --> 00:15:53,593 ♪♪ 381 00:15:55,735 --> 00:15:57,564 I don't see why you have to go. 382 00:15:57,597 --> 00:15:59,098 It's my job, honey. 383 00:15:59,131 --> 00:16:01,068 Oh, it's your job to go on a date 384 00:16:01,101 --> 00:16:03,437 with Angie Tribeca to a sushi restaurant? 385 00:16:03,469 --> 00:16:04,470 [Razor clatters] 386 00:16:04,503 --> 00:16:05,568 It's not a date. 387 00:16:05,569 --> 00:16:07,839 We're just two detectives trying to solve a case. 388 00:16:07,865 --> 00:16:09,167 [Spraying] 389 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:10,835 You have work to do anyway. 390 00:16:10,867 --> 00:16:12,169 We need you to figure out 391 00:16:12,202 --> 00:16:14,109 who owns the boat in that Woodpatch video, 392 00:16:14,135 --> 00:16:16,170 because whoever had that harpoon killed Maru. 393 00:16:16,204 --> 00:16:18,840 And that's like the whole case, right there, on you. 394 00:16:18,874 --> 00:16:19,792 Really? 395 00:16:19,793 --> 00:16:22,094 Yes, really. And I'm not just saying that. 396 00:16:23,327 --> 00:16:24,357 Okay. 397 00:16:27,398 --> 00:16:29,501 Monica, how many times do I have to tell you? 398 00:16:29,534 --> 00:16:32,070 I'm in love with Tribeca, but I'm dating you. 399 00:16:32,104 --> 00:16:35,740 And nothing in the foreseeable future's gonna change that. 400 00:16:35,773 --> 00:16:41,212 I am head over heels, 100% settling for you. 401 00:16:41,245 --> 00:16:44,716 I know. I just need to hear it sometimes. 402 00:16:49,388 --> 00:16:52,391 [Gong sounds] 403 00:16:52,423 --> 00:16:54,359 Oh, this looks good. 404 00:16:54,393 --> 00:16:55,694 What is it? 405 00:16:55,726 --> 00:16:58,463 Snow leopard. No soy sauce. 406 00:17:04,797 --> 00:17:06,299 I don't feel good about this. 407 00:17:06,607 --> 00:17:08,540 You look great. Keep your eyes open. 408 00:17:09,214 --> 00:17:12,884 [Speaking Japanese] 409 00:17:13,511 --> 00:17:16,080 Sorry. My Japanese is a little rusty. 410 00:17:16,114 --> 00:17:17,383 I only speak dubbed. 411 00:17:17,415 --> 00:17:21,307 [Speaking dubbed Japanese] 412 00:17:21,519 --> 00:17:22,988 [Speaks Japanese] 413 00:17:23,020 --> 00:17:23,855 [Laughter] 414 00:17:23,856 --> 00:17:25,925 - Kangaroo pouch? - Ah, wonderful. 415 00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:29,441 Rhinoceros horn? 416 00:17:29,442 --> 00:17:30,644 Ah, yeah. Please. 417 00:17:30,676 --> 00:17:31,844 Say when. 418 00:17:31,877 --> 00:17:32,901 That's great. Thank you. 419 00:17:32,902 --> 00:17:34,103 [Speaks dubbed Japanese] 420 00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:36,139 [Laughter] 421 00:17:36,171 --> 00:17:38,174 [Bell dings] 422 00:17:38,207 --> 00:17:42,031 Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the Illegal Diner's Club. 423 00:17:42,094 --> 00:17:44,632 Please have your Illegal Diner's Club card 424 00:17:44,658 --> 00:17:46,960 - ready to show your server. - [Cellphone ringing] 425 00:17:46,994 --> 00:17:48,319 - [Beep] - Hello? 426 00:17:48,345 --> 00:17:49,167 Geils, it's Scholls. 427 00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:51,565 I am trained by Kobayashi Maru 428 00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:54,806 to push the boundaries of sense and taste to their limits. 429 00:17:54,832 --> 00:17:56,267 Monica, I'm in the middle of a sting. 430 00:17:56,299 --> 00:17:57,500 Tribeca looks beautiful in her Geisha getup, 431 00:17:57,534 --> 00:17:59,170 if that's what you're wondering. 432 00:17:59,202 --> 00:18:00,671 No! The boat from the video... 433 00:18:00,703 --> 00:18:02,672 It's registered to Joseph Takagi. 434 00:18:02,706 --> 00:18:03,940 Mr. Takagi? 435 00:18:03,973 --> 00:18:06,443 Tonight's forbidden dish will give me the opportunity 436 00:18:06,477 --> 00:18:09,113 to serve him one last time 437 00:18:09,145 --> 00:18:12,615 by serving him one last time. 438 00:18:12,649 --> 00:18:14,685 Bring out... 439 00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:16,454 the Maru sashimi! 440 00:18:16,487 --> 00:18:18,788 - [Applause] - Man: Look at that. 441 00:18:18,822 --> 00:18:21,292 All right. I got to go. I think we're about to eat Maru. 442 00:18:21,325 --> 00:18:23,197 [Whispering] Tribeca. Tanner. 443 00:18:23,205 --> 00:18:25,693 Boat belongs to Takagi. Takagi killed Maru. 444 00:18:26,830 --> 00:18:29,088 Joseph Takagi, you're under arrest for the murder 445 00:18:29,114 --> 00:18:31,402 and immaculate plating of Kobayashi Maru. 446 00:18:31,434 --> 00:18:33,570 Appetizers on the house? 447 00:18:33,604 --> 00:18:36,242 You were the one serving whale the whole time. 448 00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:39,628 And when Maru found out about it, he was furious, wasn't he? 449 00:18:39,629 --> 00:18:41,695 So when Greenpeace attacked your whaling boat, 450 00:18:41,696 --> 00:18:43,999 you saw a chance to get rid of Maru 451 00:18:44,031 --> 00:18:46,148 and pin the blame on someone else. 452 00:18:46,554 --> 00:18:50,004 All you had to do is get the spare key to Maru's office 453 00:18:50,038 --> 00:18:53,075 and wait for the perfect opportunity. 454 00:18:54,141 --> 00:18:55,910 [Yelling in Japanese] 455 00:18:55,944 --> 00:18:57,412 - Aah! - Aah! 456 00:18:57,445 --> 00:18:59,764 But you know the part that never made sense to me? 457 00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:01,515 Geils... we got to go. 458 00:19:01,549 --> 00:19:03,518 [Sirens wails in distance] 459 00:19:04,449 --> 00:19:05,520 Oh, all right. We're done here. 460 00:19:05,552 --> 00:19:08,724 And you should probably get that checked out. 461 00:19:09,657 --> 00:19:10,891 [Inhales sharply] 462 00:19:10,925 --> 00:19:12,595 [Sirens continue] 463 00:19:14,956 --> 00:19:17,158 ♪♪ 464 00:19:19,021 --> 00:19:20,744 Hey, we're gonna get a drink for Heather's birthday. 465 00:19:20,745 --> 00:19:22,911 - You in? - Uh, no, thanks. 466 00:19:22,937 --> 00:19:25,126 Is there any cake left in the break room? 467 00:19:25,127 --> 00:19:26,329 Nah. 468 00:19:28,396 --> 00:19:30,063 - Good night, partner. - Good night. 469 00:19:30,097 --> 00:19:31,532 [Cellphone rings] 470 00:19:31,566 --> 00:19:33,034 [Beep] 471 00:19:33,067 --> 00:19:34,050 Hello? 472 00:19:34,051 --> 00:19:35,618 [Static, heavy breathing] 473 00:19:35,650 --> 00:19:37,519 Who is this? 474 00:19:37,553 --> 00:19:39,688 Sergeant Pepper? 475 00:19:39,714 --> 00:19:42,538 [Static continues] 476 00:19:42,571 --> 00:19:44,289 This can't be you. You're dead. 477 00:19:44,691 --> 00:19:46,294 [Beep] 478 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:48,356 [Cellphone chimes] 479 00:19:51,586 --> 00:19:53,355 ♪♪ 480 00:19:56,073 --> 00:19:57,642 [Cellphone pings] 481 00:20:02,077 --> 00:20:05,081 [Cellphone chiming] 482 00:20:08,351 --> 00:20:08,885 [Sighs] 483 00:20:08,918 --> 00:20:10,919 [Chimes] 484 00:20:10,952 --> 00:20:12,721 [Cellphone thuds] 485 00:20:12,755 --> 00:20:14,424 [Cellphone chimes] 486 00:20:24,934 --> 00:20:27,003 ♪♪ 487 00:20:34,618 --> 00:20:37,883 - Synced and corrected by hawken45 - - www.addic7ed.com -