1
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God, they put those bathrooms so far...

2
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Uh, hon... what are you doing?

3
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I'm making out with... you?

4
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Then who is this?

5
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God, he's dead.

6
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W-Why are you still kissing him?

7
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I don't know!

8
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Rock and roll.

9
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Keep going! Move!

10
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Go, go, go!

11
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Geils, get down!

12
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I can't. If I stop bouncing,
he'll start crying.

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Tribeca.

14
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Right away.

15
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Another body just
washed up on the beach.

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Lieutenant wants us there.

17
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I can't go.

18
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I got his music class after this.

19
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Why does a baby need a music class?

20
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What, is he gonna start a band?

21
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Oh, you sleep for a
year and now you want

22
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to start making decisions
about his future?

23
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I was in a coma.

24
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You know what, I'm just exhausted.

25
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Just drop it.

26
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But I think someone
needs a diaper change.

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Sorry. This is my first raid.

28
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Hello, Angela.

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Hello, Monica.

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What happened to Mr. Handsome here?

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Sir Nathan Handsome washed up
on the shore 7:30 this morning.

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We have to assume that it's a drowning

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until the lab proves different.

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Isn't this the 11th drowning this month?

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12th, actually.

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This is Brad Wilson, head lifeguard.

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It's pronounced "Brah."

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Angie Tribeca, LAPD.

39
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Well, Angie, the ocean is the
biggest killer in this county.

40
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Maybe you should arrest
it and throw it in jail.

41
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Any explanation for the
uptick in drownings?

42
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You got a wicked northwest swell
crashing into a southwest rip.

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You do the math.

44
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12.

45
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Anyway, there's basically
nothing that can be done,

46
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so I say dig a hole, throw him in,

47
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and say aloha, the goodbye one.

48
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We might need you to come down

49
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to the station and make a statement.

50
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Sure, whatever you need.

51
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Meanwhile, we're shutting
down this beach.

52
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- You want to do what?!
- Close the beach.

53
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- Excuse me?
- Close the beach!

54
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I can't hear a thing
with these ear plugs.

55
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Mr. Mayor!

56
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We need to close every beach
in Los Angeles County.

57
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Atkins, have you lost your mind?

58
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That beach makes up 95%
of the city's revenue.

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Sir, we have had 12 drownings
in the last month.

60
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It is too dangerous!

61
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I was just there with
my family this weekend,

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and we had a heck of a time.

63
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Little Jimmy caught an I.V. bag.

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Damn it, Joe!

65
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Friday is supposed to be
the hottest day on record.

66
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Everybody and his brother's
gonna be out there!

67
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That beach stays open.

68
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My brother's coming this weekend,

69
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and I promised him we were gonna go.

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Is that clear?

71
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No, not really!

72
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Okay, 1 better or 2?

73
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Can I see them again?

74
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Okay, I just got him down for a nap.

75
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Now I just want to put my feet
up for two seconds.

76
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Hello?

77
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Hey, Monica.

78
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Yeah, I'm just, uh...
uh, reading him a book.

79
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Can I maybe call you back later?

80
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Yes, I'll be right there.

81
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Yes, I'll hurry.

82
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Turns out our guy didn't drown.

83
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All the fruit's grown locally.

84
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No preservatives, no added sugar.

85
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Oh, excuse me a moment.

86
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Geils, Tribeca.

87
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I'm glad you're here.

88
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Here lies drowning victim number 12.

89
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Or so we thought.

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Before we go any further,

91
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I think it just needs to be said
that this guy is ripped.

92
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Abs, pecs, Magic Mike V.

93
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I'm not saying I'm gay or
a necrophiliac, but if I was,

94
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I certainly wouldn't tell you guys.

95
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How do we know it isn't a drowning?

96
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A drowning victim's lungs
would be full of water.

97
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His were completely empty,

98
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which means he stopped breathing

99
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before he went in the ocean.

100
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What was the cause of death?

101
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- Heart attack.
- Heart attack?

102
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He looks 26, and he's in
the best shape of his life.

103
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He has an incredible body.

104
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The odds of an adult male under 30

105
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suffering a heart attack
is about 1 in every 780,000,

106
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unless there's something already
in the system to cause it.

107
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Scholls, let's run the
blood sample, shall we?

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Mm.

109
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O-positive. Iron content seems normal.

110
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White blood cell count
within a healthy range.

111
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There's something else in here.

112
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Possibly a combination of
fenfluramine and phentermine?

113
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More commonly known as Fen-Phen.

114
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A weight-loss drug?

115
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Wasn't that outlawed in 1997

116
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because it made people look too awesome?

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Yes.

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Fenfluramine was banned in the U.S.

119
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because of various side effects

120
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including dizziness, confusion,

121
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hypertension, and death.

122
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Ask your doctor if Fen-Phen
is right for you.

123
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Do not operate heavy
machinery while on Fen-Phen.

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If you're pregnant or nursing,
ask your doctor before taking.

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For an erection lasting
more than four hours,

126
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seek immediate medical attention.

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If you have a history of heart disease,

128
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do not take Fen-Phen,

129
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as it may exacerbate your condition.

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We re-checked the blood
of all the victims,

131
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and they all proved
positive for Fen-Phen.

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Someone is dealing diet
drugs on the beach.

133
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These people didn't drown.
They're dumped.

134
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Dumped like a girl in a coma.

135
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You were unconscious, she was conscious.

136
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Why do I have to keep explaining myself?

137
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I did what any rational man would do.

138
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I think about you when
I make love to her.

139
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What else do you want?

140
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God, I can't take this anymore.

141
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What was that, 10 minutes?
I'm losing my mind here.

142
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Didn't you hear him?

143
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He's having sex with me
when he thinks about you.

144
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Get over it. It's getting sad.

145
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Here's your stupid statement.

146
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Am I free to go?

147
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

148
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Let me see what this is.

149
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"My Day at the Beach" by Brah Wilson.

150
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"My day at the beach was really fun.

151
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People played in the water.

152
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Then I had ice cream.

153
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It was fun. I love the beach.

154
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The end."

155
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That's it?

156
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12 corpses wash up on the beach

157
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and that's not enough
to keep you up at night?

158
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What can I say? I'm a chill dude.

159
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Well, since you're so chill,
I guess it wouldn't surprise you

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to learn that all those
people you said drowned

161
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actually overdosed on an
illegal weight-loss drug.

162
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I'd be surprised on the inside,

163
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but you wouldn't be able to tell
from my demeanor, no.

164
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I think you know something.

165
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And until you come clean,

166
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I got other ways of getting what I want.

167
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You want a statement,
I'll give you a statement.

168
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We live in a world with waves,
and people need to be protected

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from those waves by men in shorts.

170
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Who's gonna do it, you?

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You, Lieutenant Weinberg?

172
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You ever saved a life, Detective?

173
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- Many.
- I didn't think so.

174
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I look at the ugliest
parts of humanity...

175
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littering, cellulite,

176
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an utter disregard for
the rules of volleyball.

177
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But in spite of it all, I say,
"You're not gonna die today.

178
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Not on my beach. Brah has got you."

179
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Well, I know 12 corpses
that might disagree.

180
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And I don't appreciate
being questioned by a man

181
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who has the luxury of working on land.

182
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My enemy never stops.

183
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He keeps coming and coming.

184
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And when it comes for
you, which it will,

185
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you better pray I'm
there to pull you out.

186
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So, unless I'm under arrest...

187
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I got a beach to patrol.

188
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Someone's dealing banned
weight-loss drugs.

189
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People O.D., they get
dumped in the water,

190
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the lifeguards call it a drowning.

191
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I'll tell you this right now...

192
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Brah Wilson knows a hell of a lot
more than what he's letting on.

193
00:08:02,214 --> 00:08:03,883
Not a hell of a lot more, but more.

194
00:08:03,916 --> 00:08:05,857
I think we need to get someone
undercover with the lifeguards.

195
00:08:05,883 --> 00:08:07,452
That person would have
to spend every day

196
00:08:07,484 --> 00:08:08,720
at the beach away from their family.

197
00:08:08,753 --> 00:08:11,022
It would require a ton of sleep

198
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and probably no hassles.

199
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I can't in good conscience
ask anyone to do that.

200
00:08:14,157 --> 00:08:16,760
I'll do it, Lieutenant.

201
00:08:16,794 --> 00:08:19,764
Geils, you have a baby
and a love triangle.

202
00:08:19,797 --> 00:08:22,066
Think about what you'd be giving up.

203
00:08:36,337 --> 00:08:38,141
Hey. How's it going, guys?

204
00:08:38,141 --> 00:08:40,337
I'm the new lifeguard, Jay Geils.

205
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Papers, please.

206
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Welcome to Malibu.

207
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Just having paperwork doesn't
make you a lifeguard.

208
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We're a brotherhood.

209
00:09:01,261 --> 00:09:03,763
How do we know you got what it takes?

210
00:09:04,039 --> 00:09:05,908
I guess just assume I do?

211
00:09:05,934 --> 00:09:07,734
We're gonna need to see a rescue.

212
00:09:08,464 --> 00:09:11,134
See that middle-aged Asian
man out in the surf?

213
00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:13,050
He's been flailing since
you walked in here.

214
00:09:13,050 --> 00:09:15,186
I give him ten minutes
till he goes under.

215
00:09:16,554 --> 00:09:18,289
Not so fast, hot-shot.

216
00:09:18,321 --> 00:09:21,058
I also got a Midwestern couple
about to pull glass bottles

217
00:09:21,092 --> 00:09:22,794
out of their cooler over there.

218
00:09:22,825 --> 00:09:24,837
- What do you do?
- I mean...

219
00:09:24,838 --> 00:09:27,675
What do you do?

220
00:09:32,077 --> 00:09:33,947
No glass on the beach!

221
00:09:41,353 --> 00:09:45,592
All right. Look who it is!

222
00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:50,663
Everybody, this is the new
member of our crew.

223
00:09:50,696 --> 00:09:54,901
Geils, I want you to meet Todd,
Skeeter, Wilhelm, Stacy,

224
00:09:54,933 --> 00:09:59,672
Lukabubude, Martinez, the
other Stacy, L'Monjello...

225
00:09:59,704 --> 00:10:02,841
- Yo.
- Oranjello, and Man Stacy.

226
00:10:02,875 --> 00:10:03,909
Glad to meet you guys.

227
00:10:03,943 --> 00:10:05,712
I just hope we can all work together

228
00:10:05,745 --> 00:10:07,212
to keep these beaches safe.

229
00:10:09,816 --> 00:10:12,851
I like him! He's crazy.

230
00:10:12,885 --> 00:10:14,120
Come with me.

231
00:10:14,153 --> 00:10:17,356
I want to talk to you some
place a little more private.

232
00:10:17,390 --> 00:10:19,958
So, what's your regime?

233
00:10:20,751 --> 00:10:22,154
I'm a Stalin guy.

234
00:10:22,180 --> 00:10:25,240
What? No. I mean your workout regime.

235
00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:26,434
Oh, you mean "regimen."

236
00:10:26,435 --> 00:10:28,569
Yeah, a lot of people get that confused.

237
00:10:28,603 --> 00:10:30,838
Just some weights, a little treadmill.

238
00:10:30,872 --> 00:10:32,740
We're gonna need you
to step it up a bit.

239
00:10:32,772 --> 00:10:35,442
We got a mantra out here, unspoken rule

240
00:10:35,476 --> 00:10:38,279
passed down from generation
to generation...

241
00:10:38,311 --> 00:10:39,713
"No fatties."

242
00:10:40,882 --> 00:10:42,516
Doesn't that seem insensitive in light

243
00:10:42,550 --> 00:10:44,486
of modern-day acceptance
of different body types?

244
00:10:44,518 --> 00:10:46,587
We're all for people
with different body types,

245
00:10:46,621 --> 00:10:48,590
just not on the beach.
We call those "inside people."

246
00:10:48,622 --> 00:10:50,592
I guess I could add in some more cardio.

247
00:10:50,625 --> 00:10:52,527
Cardio's not gonna cut it, my brother.

248
00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:54,529
Out here, where every second counts,

249
00:10:54,561 --> 00:10:57,297
we got to kick things up a notch.

250
00:10:57,330 --> 00:10:58,765
What is this?

251
00:10:58,799 --> 00:11:01,369
Trust me, Jay. I'm about
to show you a world

252
00:11:01,401 --> 00:11:03,437
you're not gonna believe even existed...

253
00:11:03,470 --> 00:11:06,874
endless sun, chill vibes, hot bodies,

254
00:11:06,907 --> 00:11:09,310
no responsibilities, no
babies, and no girlfriends.

255
00:11:17,151 --> 00:11:18,285
Who was that?

256
00:11:18,319 --> 00:11:19,954
Nobody.

257
00:11:22,924 --> 00:11:24,058
Now jump in the fire.

258
00:11:24,090 --> 00:11:25,826
What?

259
00:11:25,859 --> 00:11:27,862
I know who's dealing the drugs.

260
00:11:28,728 --> 00:11:30,064
It's me.

261
00:11:31,332 --> 00:11:33,468
Face down, maggot!

262
00:11:33,501 --> 00:11:35,470
You're going away for
a long time, scumbag.

263
00:11:35,502 --> 00:11:37,305
All right! I'll talk, I'll talk!

264
00:11:37,338 --> 00:11:38,673
Hang on. Let's hear what he has to say.

265
00:11:40,007 --> 00:11:40,837
It's the lifeguards.

266
00:11:40,837 --> 00:11:42,139
They're dealing Fen-Phen on the beach

267
00:11:42,171 --> 00:11:43,473
so everyone will be fit and attractive

268
00:11:43,506 --> 00:11:45,497
and also presumably to make money.

269
00:11:45,523 --> 00:11:47,092
Great. Let's take 'em down.

270
00:11:47,118 --> 00:11:47,985
Wait a second!

271
00:11:47,985 --> 00:11:49,521
We don't know how they're
getting the drugs

272
00:11:49,554 --> 00:11:50,789
or how they're connected to the bodies

273
00:11:50,822 --> 00:11:52,290
or even who's running this whole thing.

274
00:11:52,601 --> 00:11:54,070
What are you proposing?

275
00:11:54,096 --> 00:11:56,360
Give me another week
with them, 10 days tops,

276
00:11:56,394 --> 00:11:58,296
two weeks on the absolute outside.

277
00:11:58,337 --> 00:12:00,211
Let's make it a month, just to be safe.

278
00:12:00,239 --> 00:12:01,572
I go in deep with the lifeguards,

279
00:12:01,598 --> 00:12:03,350
figure out their operations,

280
00:12:03,655 --> 00:12:05,737
six years later, we take
the whole thing down.

281
00:12:06,097 --> 00:12:07,732
All right. Let's give it a shot.

282
00:12:07,849 --> 00:12:10,909
But I want you to check
in once a week, Geils.

283
00:12:11,742 --> 00:12:13,812
All right. Let's do this. Hands in.

284
00:13:12,335 --> 00:13:14,305
Hey.

285
00:13:14,338 --> 00:13:15,673
Tribeca, what are you doing here?

286
00:13:15,705 --> 00:13:17,274
They probably shouldn't
see me talking to you.

287
00:13:17,308 --> 00:13:19,140
You missed your last check-in.

288
00:13:19,351 --> 00:13:21,053
Oh, yeah. Sorry about that, bro.

289
00:13:21,086 --> 00:13:22,368
Nothing to report, really.

290
00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:25,529
"Nothing to report?"
"Bro?" "Sorry about that?"

291
00:13:25,662 --> 00:13:26,575
"Oh, yeah?"

292
00:13:27,242 --> 00:13:29,311
Maybe you and I should go
back to the office and talk.

293
00:13:29,352 --> 00:13:33,065
Can't do it, man. This is my office now.

294
00:13:33,090 --> 00:13:35,090
Come on in.

295
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,153
Have a seat.

296
00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:40,788
You want anything to drink?

297
00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:42,724
Water?

298
00:13:42,757 --> 00:13:45,627
So, how's it going, Tribeca?

299
00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:47,962
Busy? Too busy to hit the gym?

300
00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:49,297
Stress eating?

301
00:13:49,330 --> 00:13:50,831
Don't take this the wrong way,

302
00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:52,633
but you're looking a little nourished.

303
00:13:52,667 --> 00:13:54,333
Geils, you look terrible.

304
00:13:54,521 --> 00:13:55,990
What the hell are they doing to you?

305
00:13:55,991 --> 00:13:56,859
Jealous much?

306
00:13:56,892 --> 00:13:58,227
All right, that's it.

307
00:13:58,259 --> 00:14:00,128
This operation is over.
You're coming in.

308
00:14:00,161 --> 00:14:02,165
I'm not going anywhere.
This is where I belong.

309
00:14:02,198 --> 00:14:04,467
Out here I'm free. Out
here I don't have to lie.

310
00:14:04,499 --> 00:14:05,634
Lie about what?

311
00:14:05,667 --> 00:14:08,137
Everything... my feelings for Scholls,

312
00:14:08,170 --> 00:14:10,901
me and her raising our
Canadian love child,

313
00:14:10,927 --> 00:14:12,330
my feeling for you...

314
00:14:12,363 --> 00:14:15,565
In summary, I'm just super
tired of all the lying.

315
00:14:15,599 --> 00:14:17,600
Out here I can be myself...

316
00:14:17,633 --> 00:14:20,470
a 95-pound undercover cop
pretending to be a lifeguard

317
00:14:20,503 --> 00:14:23,907
who lives by one motto... "No fatties."

318
00:14:23,940 --> 00:14:26,444
Jesus. Your nose is bleeding.

319
00:14:28,065 --> 00:14:28,617
Oh, yeah.

320
00:14:28,643 --> 00:14:31,515
Brah says that's just fat
trying to get out of my face.

321
00:14:31,547 --> 00:14:32,802
You're crazy sunburnt.

322
00:14:32,802 --> 00:14:36,139
Wrong. Just my false self shedding away.

323
00:14:36,961 --> 00:14:38,930
Listen, I know things are
complicated right now,

324
00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:40,764
but you can't just run
away from your life

325
00:14:40,798 --> 00:14:42,732
and, like, build a whole
new life out of sand.

326
00:14:42,765 --> 00:14:45,469
Too late, Tribeca. I'm home.
This is permanent.

327
00:14:45,503 --> 00:14:48,540
I got it again! Oof! Whoa.

328
00:15:03,509 --> 00:15:05,745
We got a traitor in our midst.

329
00:15:08,048 --> 00:15:10,018
Let's keep the murmuring to a minimum.

330
00:15:10,051 --> 00:15:13,888
Turns out, someone we thought
was our brother in red

331
00:15:13,921 --> 00:15:16,291
is actually a boy in blue.

332
00:15:16,323 --> 00:15:17,791
Police?

333
00:15:17,825 --> 00:15:19,961
You know what we do with traitors?

334
00:15:21,763 --> 00:15:23,565
Send them home!

335
00:15:23,597 --> 00:15:25,399
Send them home!

336
00:15:25,432 --> 00:15:26,735
Send them home!

337
00:15:26,768 --> 00:15:29,303
Oh, we're gonna send
them home all right...

338
00:15:29,336 --> 00:15:30,905
in a body bag.

339
00:15:32,472 --> 00:15:33,641
Watch it.

340
00:15:34,941 --> 00:15:39,581
Turns out Wilhelm was actually
"Bill Helm," secret police.

341
00:15:39,614 --> 00:15:42,316
What a waste of a hard body.

342
00:15:42,350 --> 00:15:44,853
Start digging.

343
00:15:47,056 --> 00:15:50,416
It sounds like Geils is completely
gone, a total write off.

344
00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:53,105
I wouldn't be surprised if we find
his bloated corpse floating in...

345
00:15:53,105 --> 00:15:54,440
Hey! Monica.

346
00:15:54,472 --> 00:15:55,640
How's it going?

347
00:15:55,673 --> 00:15:56,976
What's happening with the...

348
00:15:57,009 --> 00:15:58,811
dead people and the forensics and stuff?

349
00:15:58,843 --> 00:15:59,778
How's Geils doing?

350
00:15:59,812 --> 00:16:01,547
He is so good.

351
00:16:02,114 --> 00:16:03,816
Tell him... to her, Tribeca.

352
00:16:03,848 --> 00:16:04,949
He's great.

353
00:16:04,982 --> 00:16:06,618
Firmly attached to the grid,

354
00:16:06,651 --> 00:16:08,353
still super "coppy."

355
00:16:08,386 --> 00:16:09,487
He's...

356
00:16:09,655 --> 00:16:12,694
Tribeca, I know you might have your
problems with me after what happened...

357
00:16:12,694 --> 00:16:14,663
the accident, the coma,
the repeated intercourse

358
00:16:14,695 --> 00:16:17,398
with your boyfriend, some of
it in your hospital room...

359
00:16:17,424 --> 00:16:20,495
but I would hope that you still
have enough respect left for me

360
00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:21,923
to tell me the truth.

361
00:16:21,955 --> 00:16:24,691
He pooped on the beach
and buried it like a cat.

362
00:16:24,725 --> 00:16:26,175
I see.

363
00:16:26,176 --> 00:16:28,311
Tribeca, I want you to
coordinate with Malibu police,

364
00:16:28,345 --> 00:16:30,513
SWAT, Sea Org, and local Chabad.

365
00:16:30,547 --> 00:16:31,981
Take the lifeguards down.

366
00:16:32,014 --> 00:16:33,182
Copy that, Lieutenant.

367
00:16:33,215 --> 00:16:36,018
Don't worry. We'll bring him back.

368
00:16:36,052 --> 00:16:37,421
I think we both know the only person

369
00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:38,789
who can bring him back is you.

370
00:16:38,821 --> 00:16:40,323
That's not true.

371
00:16:40,356 --> 00:16:43,292
What Geils and I had is over.

372
00:16:43,326 --> 00:16:45,595
You guys are a family now.

373
00:16:45,629 --> 00:16:49,099
He just needs to be reminded of that.

374
00:16:49,132 --> 00:16:50,901
Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.

375
00:16:52,134 --> 00:16:53,424
Take them down.

376
00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:02,480
Hey, Geils!

377
00:17:02,514 --> 00:17:04,984
It's gonna be a good day!

378
00:17:19,065 --> 00:17:20,533
Shh!

379
00:17:20,566 --> 00:17:24,441
Wait for my signal on
five... four... three...

380
00:17:24,441 --> 00:17:25,477
ten!

381
00:17:25,509 --> 00:17:26,478
Nine... eight...

382
00:17:26,510 --> 00:17:28,046
seven... six... five...

383
00:17:28,078 --> 00:17:30,748
four... three... two one... go, go, go!

384
00:17:39,723 --> 00:17:42,726
Get down on your knees!

385
00:17:42,759 --> 00:17:44,261
Grab him!

386
00:17:44,295 --> 00:17:46,163
Freeze!

387
00:17:47,265 --> 00:17:49,066
No. No, no. It's okay.

388
00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:49,834
He's a cop!

389
00:17:49,866 --> 00:17:52,269
I'm not a cop!

390
00:17:52,303 --> 00:17:54,439
I'm a lifeguard.

391
00:17:55,573 --> 00:17:56,740
I'll take it from here.

392
00:17:56,774 --> 00:17:58,677
- Geils.
- Put the gun down, Brah.

393
00:17:58,710 --> 00:18:00,245
It's okay, Detective, I'm a cop.

394
00:18:00,277 --> 00:18:01,613
Malibu PD.

395
00:18:01,645 --> 00:18:03,013
I've been undercover for four years

396
00:18:03,046 --> 00:18:04,382
trying to clean up this beach,

397
00:18:04,414 --> 00:18:05,883
and you guys just blew
my entire operation.

398
00:18:05,916 --> 00:18:08,018
Hey, this guy's got a badge!

399
00:18:08,052 --> 00:18:11,683
- Alberto Martinez, ATF.
- Stacy Galina, FBI.

400
00:18:11,709 --> 00:18:14,679
Mama Lukabubude, ADT Security Services.

401
00:18:14,712 --> 00:18:18,016
Is anyone here an actual
drug-dealing lifeguard?

402
00:18:18,050 --> 00:18:19,717
Yeah. Me.

403
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:22,120
Catch me if you can.

404
00:18:22,153 --> 00:18:23,287
Geils! No!

405
00:18:23,321 --> 00:18:24,523
He's getting away!

406
00:18:24,555 --> 00:18:26,691
LAPD. I need your paddle and ball.

407
00:18:26,725 --> 00:18:27,525
Sure, Mister.

408
00:18:41,105 --> 00:18:43,975
Geils.

409
00:18:44,008 --> 00:18:47,312
I told you I wasn't going back,
Tribeca, and I meant it.

410
00:18:47,344 --> 00:18:49,714
I'm gonna make people thin and fit.

411
00:18:49,747 --> 00:18:52,150
And don't even try an
object lesson on me,

412
00:18:52,183 --> 00:18:53,518
'cause it's not gonna work.

413
00:18:53,552 --> 00:18:55,554
Okay, fine. I won't even try.

414
00:18:55,586 --> 00:18:59,257
But I want you to take a look
at something... over there.

415
00:19:04,962 --> 00:19:06,692
Monica...

416
00:19:06,692 --> 00:19:08,162
and our baby.

417
00:19:08,194 --> 00:19:10,297
It's his first beach day.

418
00:19:10,329 --> 00:19:12,031
Look closer.

419
00:19:12,065 --> 00:19:15,369
Wait a second. What's
baby Angela wearing?

420
00:19:15,402 --> 00:19:17,970
A jacket and long pants?

421
00:19:18,003 --> 00:19:20,073
On the hottest day of the year?

422
00:19:20,106 --> 00:19:22,742
He's self-conscious about his curves.

423
00:19:22,776 --> 00:19:24,077
Curves?

424
00:19:24,111 --> 00:19:26,980
No. No, not curves.
That's just baby fat.

425
00:19:27,012 --> 00:19:29,682
He's... he's a beautiful, perfect baby.

426
00:19:29,715 --> 00:19:32,251
In today's day and age, even
a baby can have a great body

427
00:19:32,285 --> 00:19:34,354
and still feel insecure
because we're surrounded

428
00:19:34,386 --> 00:19:36,856
by unrealistic expectations of
what "perfect" looks like.

429
00:19:36,890 --> 00:19:38,057
No, no, no, no.

430
00:19:38,090 --> 00:19:40,560
Babies are supposed to be fat...

431
00:19:40,594 --> 00:19:41,894
and some people, too.

432
00:19:41,928 --> 00:19:44,732
"No fatties," Geils. Remember?

433
00:19:44,765 --> 00:19:48,102
Oh, my God. What have I done?

434
00:19:49,536 --> 00:19:51,705
It's all right, partner.

435
00:19:51,738 --> 00:19:53,240
Nothing we can't undo.

436
00:19:54,030 --> 00:19:55,966
Except for Brad executing
that German guy.

437
00:19:55,999 --> 00:19:58,169
We're just gonna have to
sweep that under the rug.

438
00:19:58,201 --> 00:20:01,005
It's just nice not to have
to lie for a while.

439
00:20:01,037 --> 00:20:03,974
Someday, maybe we won't have to.

440
00:20:04,715 --> 00:20:06,418
Now go hug our baby.

441
00:20:07,919 --> 00:20:10,255
Oh, Geils? Here.

442
00:20:10,287 --> 00:20:12,856
Oh that looks good.

443
00:20:12,890 --> 00:20:15,560
Ohh! Mmm. Mmm.

444
00:20:26,536 --> 00:20:29,506
Tribeca! A little help here.

445
00:20:29,540 --> 00:20:31,676
I think I buried myself too deep.

446
00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:33,745
Hoffman!

447
00:20:41,797 --> 00:20:45,055
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