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Alhambra!

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We are Boypocalypse Wow!

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We are back!

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And better than ever!

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And here's the one that started it all.

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"Young, Fast, and Firm."

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♪ I'm ♪

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♪ Young, fast, and firm ♪

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♪ Ooh, girl, you make my mind go crazy ♪

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♪ Young, fast, and firm ♪

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♪ Yes, I'm sexy for you, baby ♪

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♪ Young, fast, and firm ♪

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♪ Can't you see all three? ♪

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- ♪ Yes, I'm ♪
- ♪ Young, fast, and firm ♪

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♪ Ohh, ohh, ohh, oooh, oooh ♪

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♪ Young, fast, and firm ♪

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♪ Baby, baby, won't
you open your eyes? ♪

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♪ Tell me what you really inside ♪

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Oh, my God!

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Oh, my God!

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Where's Tribeca?

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She had to take a personal day.

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We get personal days?

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I came in when I had meningitis.

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Damn. Boypocalypse Wow.

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I always looked up to Denarius.

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I figured if a black kid
from the suburbs

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can be pressured by a creepy
manager into joining a boy band,

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so can I.

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Uh, listen, don't leave
me alone with Scholls.

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She's still a little bitter
about the breakup

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and the whole lying about the baby

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we were raising together thing.

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I'm sorry, what?

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Never mind.

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Scholls, what we looking at?

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P.T. Cruiser, Boypocalypse
Wow's bad boy.

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His t-shirt cannon malfunctioned,

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leaving a fatal amount of space
between his head and his body.

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So, where's the head?

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On eBay. There was no
"Buy It Now" option,

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so we're bidding on it. Fingers crossed.

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Was this an accident?

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Absolutely not.

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Hi. Jack Pfoopa.

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Manager of Boypocalypse Wow,
Boysters on the Half-Shell,

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and Sir Ian McKellen.

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So, you're saying you don't
think this was an accident?

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We've done this routine 800 times.

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The boys do their moves,
the girls scream bloody murder,

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I get my 80%, I go home to my parrots.

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No, if something went wrong,

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- somebody wanted this to go wrong.
- He's right.

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The firing mechanism
on the t-shirt cannon

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was tampered with,

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so even if P.T. didn't look
straight down the barrel,

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his tips were frosted
the moment he stepped onstage.

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All right, I'll talk to the band.

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Tanner, canvass the audience
and production crew,

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and Scholls, return my
copy of "Total Recall"

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and stop texting me after midnight.

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Let me get this straight. So
you're Skylar, the pretty one;

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Chad, the fat one...

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Funny. Funny one.

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Funny one.

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Denarius, the ethnic one.

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Man... life's so precious.

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You think you're gonna have
your head on your body

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your entire life, and then... snap!...

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everything changes.

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How are things internally
within the band? Any friction?

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Oh, we get along great.

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I mean, we've been together so
long, we finish each other's...

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Did P.T. have any personal problems?

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He was the bad boy.
Bad boys have problems.

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That's why he wrote the song
"Bad Boys Have..."

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♪ Pro-o-o-o-blems ♪

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After him and Lori Loughlin broke up,

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he made a few bad
Beanie Baby investments

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and then hit hard times.

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I hear that.

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I got a garage full of
pogs I can't unload.

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But all we can do is keep going.

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I mean, what we gonna do?
Have a funeral?

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- Mind if I look at this stuff?
- Knock yourself out.

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Wow.

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Are all these from your fans?

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Boypocalypse Wow
has the best fans in the world.

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- Who's Fran Tabuto?
- She's our number-one fan.

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She's been to every concert,
all the mall openings,

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a few dentist appointments, one shower.

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She's harmless.

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Seems like P.T. was her favorite.

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"If I can't have you, no one will.

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Marry me or die. XO, Fran."

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Do you guys mind if I have this?

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- Sure.
- Thanks.

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Name, prisoner's name. Reason for visit.

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Detective Tribeca, Diane Duran.

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"Seeking answers about the
location of a former boyfriend

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I believed to be dead
but is actually alive

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and part of an elaborate conspiracy

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of which I've only
scratched the scarface."

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Surface.

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Stall 4.

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You dirty rat. I want my money.

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You're gonna give it to me.
It's my money.

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No, no. I'm a detective with the LAPD.

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I'll take a look at it.

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Tribeca.

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I never thought I'd see you again.

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Would you care for a glass of pinot?

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It's from the vineyard in my toilet.

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Sergeant Pepper.

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I know he's still alive.

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I don't know what you're talking about.

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Yes, you do.

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Tell me where to find him.

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You don't find him. He finds you.

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Damn it, Duran!
You give me his exact loc...

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Hold on a second.
I'm getting another call.

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Hello? Okay.

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All right, give me a minute.

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I have to take this,

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but if you're serious
about finding Pepper,

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he'll meet you here.

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But only go if you're serious

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about knowing what the world really is.

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Thank you for holding.

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Okay, I'm taking off my top,

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and then I'm gonna go
to the grocery store

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and I'm gonna buy some Kombucha.

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Someone's home.

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Ms. Tabuto?

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LAPD! Open up!

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Let's rock and roll.

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1, 2, 3.

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Hello?

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Really?

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I step out one time in eight hours.

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Eddie.

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I can't believe it.

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Angie... we have a lot to talk about.

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But could you just go outside again

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so I could be in the chair?

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You're under arrest for
probably murdering P.T. Cruiser.

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I didn't kill him. I love him.
Why would I kill him?

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Hey, we'll ask the questions
around here.

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Why would you kill him?

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- I didn't.
- You think we got the right person?

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This place looks pretty normal.

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Mind if we take a look around?

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Sure. As long as you don't
go into that room.

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I think that's where we'll start.

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You have the right to remain silent.

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Anything you say can
and will be used against you

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in the court of law.

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This offer cannot be combined
with any other rights.

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Void where prohibited by law.

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Some assembly required.

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Driver does not carry cash.

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I have so many questions.

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I thought you were dead.

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How could you do that to me?

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Does that answer your question?

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Yes... but then what about
the phone calls?

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If you were alive, why not just...

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Oh. That makes sense.

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But then how did you...

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I guess that covers it.

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No more questions.

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You remember how to do this, right?

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I think I can figure it out.

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Mm. Mm...

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Uh...

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No. No.

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All right, maybe I-I need a refresher.

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You wanted to see me?

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I have no desire to see you,
but it's my job to report to you

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what I find about your cases.

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There's no way Fran Tabuto
murdered P.T. Cruiser.

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We were in the apartment. That
woman's guilty of something.

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Nothing we found in that apartment
incriminates her in this murder.

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You want us to set free
the lunatic that made this?

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Not all those teeth are his.

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Out of all of Fran's
letters, only the one

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you found in the dressing
room threatens violence,

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and it wasn't in her handwriting.

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Are you saying we got the wrong guy?

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I'm saying if I were you,

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I'd get back together with me
and reopen your investigation.

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Why are you talking to me?

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Really.

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I mean, didn't you already
arrest a murderer?

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Her handwriting didn't match
the threatening letter,

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so we're thinking she was framed.

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Oh!

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So, who...

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Who are you looking at?

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I'm looking at you, Mr. Pfoopa.

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You've gotten a lot of press
since Cruiser's death.

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Ticket sales are through the roof,

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and GQ just named you
Scumbag of the Year.

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Am I profiting off P.T. Cruiser's death?

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Yes!

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Is Boypocalypse Wow playing arenas now

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instead of rec centers? Yes!

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Did I place an order this morning

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for 1 million detachable
bobbleheads in P.T.'s likeness?

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No, 'cause I just thought of that.

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Look.

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If I had known that his death
would be this good for business,

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I would have killed
the son of a bitch years ago,

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but I didn't know.

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I didn't kill him.

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So cool your jets.

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See, the thing is, once
we get a new bad boy,

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no limit to Boypocalypse Wow.

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You want to investigate me,
go right ahead.

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I got nothing to hide.

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So you're saying if the
LAPD does some digging,

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we're not gonna find
any skeletons in your closet?

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I bought every one of
those skeletons online legally.

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Fran Tabuto was set up...

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something three dating
sites weren't able to do.

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The murderer thought Fran
would be a perfect patsy.

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It had to be someone
with backstage access.

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The whole crew had alibis.

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Hmm. I'm thinking somebody
in the band killed him.

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Since Pfoopa's cooperating,

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I say we place somebody
undercover with the band.

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I mean, they got to be
believable, though.

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They got to know the dance
moves and the songs cold.

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Now, who do we have
that can pass for a pop star?

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If for one second
they think that he's a cop

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and not a handsome versatile musician,

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the whole operation's blown.

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Not to mention we'll have
a dead cop on our hands.

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- Detective Green!
- Yes?

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- Is that soy milk in my coffee?
- Sorry.

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- I can do it.
- You sure, Tanner?

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I mean, I did "The Wiz" for six
months down at the Pantages.

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Which you all would have known about
if you'd have came to one of my shows.

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- Oh, that was a crazy time for me.
- Your e-mail must be going to my spam.

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It'll never work!

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You can't just say
that you're in a boy band!

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I mean, most kids go to
eight years of boy-band school

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before they even think about
putting on a hat the wrong way.

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You got to earn it.

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We don't have another choice.

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This is the only way to draw him out.

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Nobody will believe it!

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Look, can he sing? Can he even dance?

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Sir, you'll be able to see
that I can do both.

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Okay. Let's see.

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Go ahead.

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Huh!

258
00:12:04,740 --> 00:12:05,872
Congratulations!

259
00:12:05,874 --> 00:12:08,809
This is the moment
when a man becomes a boy.

260
00:12:18,921 --> 00:12:21,588
I wish we could just stay here forever,

261
00:12:21,590 --> 00:12:24,424
but eventually, we have to
go back to our real lives.

262
00:12:24,426 --> 00:12:26,906
I'm a cop, and you're
the people we catch.

263
00:12:26,932 --> 00:12:29,606
Well, we have this Airbnb
until noon tomorrow,

264
00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:32,165
so we have plenty of time to
talk about our future together.

265
00:12:35,704 --> 00:12:38,371
I'm gonna go pee so I don't get a UTI.

266
00:13:01,263 --> 00:13:04,331
Whoa.

267
00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:06,833
Aww.

268
00:13:08,670 --> 00:13:09,970
Whoa.

269
00:13:11,373 --> 00:13:13,440
Aww.

270
00:13:15,244 --> 00:13:17,911
Whoa.

271
00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:20,981
Aww.

272
00:13:26,154 --> 00:13:29,055
Whoa.

273
00:13:29,057 --> 00:13:32,926
Aww!

274
00:13:36,632 --> 00:13:38,765
Pieced it all together?

275
00:13:38,767 --> 00:13:40,000
Almost.

276
00:13:43,032 --> 00:13:44,070
Now I'm done.

277
00:13:44,891 --> 00:13:46,706
Nice.

278
00:13:50,489 --> 00:13:51,898
When I was on the force,

279
00:13:52,125 --> 00:13:54,066
I found out that the biggest criminal

280
00:13:54,092 --> 00:13:55,725
is not out on the streets.

281
00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:58,028
He's in the mayor's office.

282
00:13:58,028 --> 00:13:59,194
Mayor Perry?

283
00:13:59,780 --> 00:14:03,682
Off-duty, I tracked
crime after crime to him.

284
00:14:03,684 --> 00:14:07,423
Voter fraud, racketeering,
money laundering,

285
00:14:07,423 --> 00:14:10,257
racketeering fraud, voter laundering.

286
00:14:10,259 --> 00:14:11,792
Th-The list goes on and on.

287
00:14:11,794 --> 00:14:13,160
I don't understand.

288
00:14:13,162 --> 00:14:14,462
Why didn't you just bring it
to the Lieutenant?

289
00:14:14,464 --> 00:14:16,497
You can't change things from the inside.

290
00:14:16,499 --> 00:14:17,965
Trust me. I tried.

291
00:14:17,967 --> 00:14:20,152
What about Mayhem Global?

292
00:14:20,153 --> 00:14:21,519
I am Mayhem Global.

293
00:14:22,235 --> 00:14:24,576
As soon as we get
Mayor Perry out of there

294
00:14:24,576 --> 00:14:25,876
and elect Dick Dreyfuss,

295
00:14:25,878 --> 00:14:27,646
we can start to make real change,

296
00:14:27,646 --> 00:14:28,912
crack down on crime...

297
00:14:28,913 --> 00:14:30,546
Well, actually, Mayor Perry launched

298
00:14:30,548 --> 00:14:32,882
a really effective
crime initiative last year.

299
00:14:32,884 --> 00:14:35,711
All right, environmentally,
we can get the city off coal,

300
00:14:35,743 --> 00:14:37,643
get a train that goes
from downtown to the beach.

301
00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:40,708
Actually, Perry pledged
to get us off coal by 2020

302
00:14:40,709 --> 00:14:42,718
and he just expanded the
Expedition line to Santa Monica.

303
00:14:42,718 --> 00:14:44,151
Mayor Perry sucks!

304
00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:47,988
There's one number
programmed into this phone.

305
00:14:47,990 --> 00:14:51,425
When you're ready to be
part of the revolution, call it.

306
00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:55,704
Do you have, like,
a charger or something?

307
00:15:00,219 --> 00:15:02,811
Gentlemen, meet Daniel Tanner.

308
00:15:02,811 --> 00:15:06,178
Boypocalypse Wow has a new bad boy.

309
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,516
It's a pleasure meeting you all.

310
00:15:07,517 --> 00:15:08,717
I am such a fan.

311
00:15:08,719 --> 00:15:10,085
Hey, what's up, man?

312
00:15:10,087 --> 00:15:13,154
I'm the diversity
in this group. Step off.

313
00:15:13,367 --> 00:15:16,389
Denarius, he's the bad boy,
you're the ethnic one.

314
00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:18,348
- There can be overlap.
- Yeah, man.

315
00:15:18,350 --> 00:15:20,450
- It's 2016.
- Yeah, I know what year it is.

316
00:15:20,452 --> 00:15:22,150
You're gonna get hazed
for a little while,

317
00:15:22,151 --> 00:15:24,417
but eventually, you'll
just be one of the guys.

318
00:15:24,419 --> 00:15:26,019
Thanks, man.

319
00:15:26,021 --> 00:15:28,054
Don't thank me, dickweed.

320
00:15:28,824 --> 00:15:29,989
Whoo!

321
00:15:29,991 --> 00:15:31,424
All right, guys. Here we go.

322
00:15:31,426 --> 00:15:33,144
Here we go. Let's get
it right this time.

323
00:15:33,145 --> 00:15:36,078
5, 6, 7, 8.

324
00:15:37,483 --> 00:15:39,149
- Come on, rook!
- You got to be better than this, dude!

325
00:15:39,151 --> 00:15:40,350
Keep up!

326
00:15:40,352 --> 00:15:44,287
Here we go. 5, 6, 7...

327
00:15:44,289 --> 00:15:46,523
Okay.

328
00:15:46,525 --> 00:15:47,824
You all went on 7 that time.

329
00:15:47,826 --> 00:15:50,160
You got to be ready to go
on anything, rookie.

330
00:15:50,162 --> 00:15:52,329
5...

331
00:15:58,737 --> 00:16:01,255
Yeah, welcome to Boypocalypse Wow, son!

332
00:16:01,256 --> 00:16:03,889
Ooh! Welcome to Boypocalypse!

333
00:16:09,237 --> 00:16:10,468
And it took us a little bit longer

334
00:16:10,468 --> 00:16:12,234
to cross the I's and dot the T's,

335
00:16:12,237 --> 00:16:16,373
so please accept this
LAPD gift basket as an apology.

336
00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:19,473
- So, who did it?
- Well, it's still an open case,

337
00:16:19,474 --> 00:16:20,842
so we're not allowed to discuss it.

338
00:16:20,842 --> 00:16:23,184
- No idea?
- We have a man undercover right now.

339
00:16:23,210 --> 00:16:24,437
He's posing as the new bad boy,

340
00:16:24,437 --> 00:16:26,251
so we should have the murderer
in a matter of minutes.

341
00:16:26,251 --> 00:16:27,293
Good.

342
00:16:27,294 --> 00:16:29,535
I just feel so bad for Skylar.

343
00:16:29,535 --> 00:16:31,469
All he's ever wanted
is to be the bad boy,

344
00:16:31,469 --> 00:16:32,972
and Pfoopa won't even give him a shot.

345
00:16:32,973 --> 00:16:34,911
- Skylar, the pretty boy?
- Yeah.

346
00:16:34,937 --> 00:16:37,070
He originally auditioned
to be the bad boy,

347
00:16:37,071 --> 00:16:38,504
but since he can't really
grow a mustache...

348
00:16:38,506 --> 00:16:40,306
Do you have a sample
of Skylar's handwriting?

349
00:16:40,308 --> 00:16:43,042
Uh, a note or an autograph?

350
00:16:43,733 --> 00:16:44,878
That's a perfect match.

351
00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:46,812
Over 16 points of similarity.

352
00:16:46,814 --> 00:16:48,314
The statistical probability

353
00:16:48,316 --> 00:16:50,816
of this being someone else's
handwriting is negligible.

354
00:16:50,818 --> 00:16:51,950
Thanks so much, ma'am.

355
00:16:51,950 --> 00:16:54,517
You can remove the pixelation
and put your shirt back on.

356
00:16:54,519 --> 00:16:56,019
Thanks, Monica.

357
00:16:56,021 --> 00:16:58,621
I know we ended on a sour note,
but we work well together.

358
00:16:58,623 --> 00:17:00,924
I just hope one day that
things can be good between us.

359
00:17:01,802 --> 00:17:03,609
It means so much to hear you say that.

360
00:17:03,609 --> 00:17:05,709
Angie!

361
00:17:07,714 --> 00:17:09,080
You want to go catch a murderer?

362
00:17:09,082 --> 00:17:10,938
Rescue our buddy
at a big Hollywood party?

363
00:17:10,939 --> 00:17:13,271
Yeah, sure.

364
00:17:18,545 --> 00:17:20,445
If you start to cry...

365
00:17:20,447 --> 00:17:22,714
this is gonna get awkward.

366
00:17:28,900 --> 00:17:30,320
Tanner's still not picking up.

367
00:17:30,321 --> 00:17:32,420
Floor it.

368
00:17:36,927 --> 00:17:39,794
It's gonna be parties like this
for the rest of your life, man.

369
00:17:39,796 --> 00:17:41,129
Come on.

370
00:17:41,131 --> 00:17:43,198
Let me show you the house.

371
00:17:50,529 --> 00:17:52,206
"Tingly Feelings" started it all.

372
00:17:52,209 --> 00:17:53,208
Wow.

373
00:17:53,210 --> 00:17:55,310
I remember that.

374
00:17:55,312 --> 00:17:57,017
That was P.T.'s biggest song.

375
00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:59,230
Yeah. It's yours now.

376
00:18:00,473 --> 00:18:02,665
You know, all I ever wanted
to be was the bad boy,

377
00:18:02,666 --> 00:18:04,341
but the moment I walked
into the audition,

378
00:18:04,341 --> 00:18:07,609
Jack Pfoopa said, "We
found our pretty boy!"

379
00:18:07,611 --> 00:18:08,944
Wow.

380
00:18:08,946 --> 00:18:11,980
Is this Jack's trophy
and antique weapons room?

381
00:18:11,982 --> 00:18:14,115
I'm more than just a pretty boy.

382
00:18:14,116 --> 00:18:17,461
Sure, I'm angular,
great smile, blue eyes,

383
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:20,097
butt cheeks like two vanilla cupcakes,

384
00:18:20,123 --> 00:18:21,195
but I can be bad.

385
00:18:21,195 --> 00:18:23,495
You know what I had
for breakfast? Cookies.

386
00:18:23,497 --> 00:18:25,864
I don't floss. I don't make my bed.

387
00:18:25,866 --> 00:18:29,000
It's been over 48
hours since I talked to my mom,

388
00:18:29,002 --> 00:18:30,569
but Pfoopa's got me pigeonholed.

389
00:18:30,571 --> 00:18:32,437
I don't know, man.

390
00:18:32,437 --> 00:18:34,204
I mean, you're the pretty boy.

391
00:18:34,206 --> 00:18:36,339
Seems like a sweet gig to me.

392
00:18:36,341 --> 00:18:37,841
Exactly.

393
00:18:37,843 --> 00:18:40,910
That's all anyone ever
wants me to be... sweet.

394
00:18:41,699 --> 00:18:43,199
If I'm hearing you right,

395
00:18:43,201 --> 00:18:46,637
you'd do anything to be the
bad boy, wouldn't you?

396
00:18:46,638 --> 00:18:50,674
- You got that right.
- Maybe even kill P.T. Cruiser.

397
00:18:50,676 --> 00:18:52,042
Maybe.

398
00:18:52,044 --> 00:18:53,710
Skylar, do me a favor.

399
00:18:53,712 --> 00:18:56,079
Put your hands on your head.

400
00:18:56,081 --> 00:18:57,881
I'll do that, Danny...

401
00:18:57,883 --> 00:18:59,315
right after I do this.

402
00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:08,124
Tanner! Turns out
Skylar is the murderer!

403
00:19:08,124 --> 00:19:09,685
Oh, you found out already. Good.

404
00:19:09,686 --> 00:19:11,485
Skylar, drop the crossbow.

405
00:19:11,486 --> 00:19:13,386
Come on. You don't... You don't have
to do this. You're not the bad boy.

406
00:19:14,689 --> 00:19:18,558
He's right.

407
00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:20,026
I'm not.

408
00:19:21,529 --> 00:19:22,995
Skylar, don't!

409
00:19:22,997 --> 00:19:25,198
But if he's feeling it...

410
00:19:27,496 --> 00:19:30,442
Oh, damn. That's a shame.

411
00:19:30,489 --> 00:19:32,789
Tanner, the honor's all yours.

412
00:19:34,426 --> 00:19:36,659
Congratulations.

413
00:19:36,661 --> 00:19:39,905
You're going to jail...

414
00:19:39,905 --> 00:19:40,729
bad boy.

415
00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:46,760
The Boypocalypse Wow singer

416
00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:49,591
has been found not guilty
by reason of insanity.

417
00:19:50,233 --> 00:19:51,499
I can't believe it.

418
00:19:52,196 --> 00:19:54,430
I can't believe he got off.

419
00:19:54,456 --> 00:19:55,312
Pleads insanity.

420
00:19:55,312 --> 00:19:58,280
Now all he has to do is six
months in a psych ward,

421
00:19:58,281 --> 00:20:00,794
a charity concert, and
he's back out on tour.

422
00:20:00,794 --> 00:20:02,627
Tanner... can you get us tickets?

423
00:20:02,629 --> 00:20:04,262
Maybe the San Diego show.

424
00:20:04,264 --> 00:20:07,281
What's the point of any of this?
We have evidence, a confession,

425
00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:09,117
and the bad guy doesn't
spend one night in jail?

426
00:20:09,117 --> 00:20:10,339
That's the system, Tribeca.

427
00:20:10,340 --> 00:20:11,571
The system sucks.

428
00:20:19,081 --> 00:20:22,215
Maybe we don't take her to San Diego.

429
00:20:26,656 --> 00:20:29,945
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