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[classical music]

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I can hear you breathing.
Please stop.

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Eggs Dauphine, my lady. -Blanche,
I said I wanted scrambled eggs.

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Blanche, you idiot!
You got egg upon my snood!

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He was going to
wear that today!

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Now he has to select
another snood!

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I'm Lillian. I'm the pretty,
smart, funny, ambitious,

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nice body,
soon-to-be famous one.

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And I'm Beatrice.
I'm the pretty one.

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Sir, telegram for you,
Lady Beatrice.

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Ooh!

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[clears throat]

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Oh. Mm.

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[sighs]

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What does it say? -I don't
know how to read. -Right.

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Oh, Darling, your friends,
the Claudette Sisters?

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They've passed.

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[gasps]

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Our best friends died! -Finally!

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The Claudette sisters' passing means
there's 2 spots open in the Newport 400...

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the 400 most important
white people in all of America.

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And I know who's
going to fill them.

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Who?

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Us.

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Well, I'd like to propose a toast
to the death of our social rivals.

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To the Claudette sisters!

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And to tuberculosis for taking
their lives at such a young age.

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Yes!
- [laughter]

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Mm.

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This is disgusting!

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(man)
♪ I want the money,
I want the fame ♪

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♪ I want the whole world
to know my name ♪

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♪ This is mine, I gotta get it ♪

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♪ I got to get it,
got, got to get it ♪

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♪ Another period ♪

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[classical music]

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(Lillian)
Tonight's a very big night
and we have to look our best

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because the head
of the Newport 400,

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the Marquis de Sainsbury is
coming to meet us.

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He alone decides whether we will
finally make it into society.

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And when he arrives we'll prove
we're the very definition

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of class and distinction.

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Hello.

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(Peepers)
I want those peacocks' teeth
brushed.

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What is this? What are you? We don't
allow street urchins in this home.

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Sir, I'm the new servant girl,
Celine.

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Servant girl?
You smell of chicken gizzards.

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Why are you dawdling?
We're on a very tight schedule

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as we have
an important guest arriving.

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Now, some of your duties will
include winding the clock,

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exercising the swans,
bloodletting, ghost removal.

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I am Mr. Peepers.

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I am head butler to
the illustrious Bellacourts.

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They are, of course, the family
of the great magnet magnate,

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Commodore Bellacourt
and his lovely wife Dodo.

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Yogurt spoon, pudding spoon,
fish fork, crab tong.

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Yogurt spoon, pudding spoon, fish
fork, crab tong. Yogurt spoon.

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Blanche!
- [screams]

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[cries]

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This is Blanche's first week
back from the asylum.

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Some people think
she's dangerous,

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but the only person she's
likely to harm is herself.

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We have a lot of fun
with her.

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(Blanche)
I have been diagnosed with
hysteria.

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And because of that,

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the state made Mr. Peepers
my legal guardian.

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Which basically means he can
throw me in the nuthouse

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just because
he goddamn feels like it.

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Frederick, when are you
going to take a wife?

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Mother, I'm in love
with someone.

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Well, what's that
got to do with anything?

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Good morning.

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Hello, I am Frederick.

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Yes, I know, sir.

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I've been taking care of you
since you were born.

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What is that?

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I'm sorry you had to see this poor
person in street clothes, Madam.

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Luella hurled herself
from the balcony.

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This is her replacement.

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Servant, what is your name?

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My name is Celine, Madam.

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[laughs]

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That's not a servant's name.
You should be called Barb.

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Oh no, dear, that won't do.
I had that cat named Barb.

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Ooh, I know!
You should be called Chair.

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Beatrice, that's
a wonderful idea.

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Servant, your name is Chair now.

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Chair, meet Mayor Cutie.

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Shake her hand, Chair.

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You're welcome.

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Thank God
we're finally alone.

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Yes, finally. Just you
and I and no one else around.

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Not a soul in the world
but you and I.

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Oh, Frederick,
why can't we be married?

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Because you're my sister.

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Oh, applesauce.

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Oh God, it turns me on
when you say that word.

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I want you now, right here.

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Yes, Frederick.

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Undress for me.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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Whew.

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Slower.

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Oh, just a few more minutes.

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Oh, my goodness,
in a few more minutes,

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you will be mine.

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Yes.

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There you are.

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You ready for me right now?

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Mm-hmm. Yes, Frederick.

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Shall I? -Yes.

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Here it comes.

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Oh, your body.

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Oh, God.

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Yes, yes.

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(Beatrice)
Almost ready?

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Almost ready.

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Yes.

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(Beatrice)
Oh, yes.

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And this is your room.

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This is where you'll be living,
if you play your cards right,

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for the next 40 years.
Alone.

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[bell rings]

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My God, that's
the custard bell.

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When I return, I expect
you to be covered up.

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This isn't a bordello.

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Bald eagle
and toast points again?

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Yuck!

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Hortense,
that's enough food for you.

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Lady Hortense
is my eldest daughter.

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She suffers from
a variety of ailments

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from photosensitivity
to thigh heft.

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One can only hope she'll live
a mercifully short life.

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I hope you plan on shaving
your mole

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for my induction into
the Newport 400 this evening.

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Oh, no, is that tonight?

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I suppose I shouldn't have
invited my guests over then.

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Who did you invite?
You don't have any friends.

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Oh, no one.

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Just somebody I met in
the Women's Temperance League.

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Named Helen Keller.

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What, are we supposed to know
who in the hell that is?

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Is she that gal that
can't smell?

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She's blind and deaf, you ninny.

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[laughs]

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Are you serious?

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You can't have poor people
at my party!

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Show some compassion, Lillian.

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Hore doesn't have anything else
to live for.

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My name is Hortense.

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Whatever, Hore, at least
our faces are symmetrical!

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Yeah, at least we don't wear
face windows!

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And at least we're not barren!

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[laughter]

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I hope inviting the most
important woman in America over

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doesn't upstage my darling
sister on her big day.

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(man)
♪ Solid gold, solid gold, mofo ♪

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♪ It's hot, baby ♪

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We have swimming trunks,
a change for evening.

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This is going to be
wonderful.

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Where do you two
think you're going?

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Well, we're going off
to war, of course.

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You can't go to war.
We're having a party.

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Yeah, which war is it,
the poor people war?

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The one about the potato?

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I think it might be.
I know it's an important one

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that we really must go to. -Yes.

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I let you leave through
all eight of my childbirths.

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You can't leave tonight. The
Marquis de Sainsbury is coming.

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What would I have done
during the labors?

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I would have just
gotten in the way.

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You think I wanted to be there?!

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The marriage involves a dowry,
which is quite valuable.

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(Victor)
It's almost like
a prize that you get

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for enduring something horrible

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or something that makes you
want to throw up.

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[giggling]

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When you put two penises
side by side,

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that's called log stacking.

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(Peepers)
Now that the Bellacourts are fed
and ready,

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it is the servants' turn to eat
their single meal of the day.

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This is what we call "All Meal."

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So, Chair, are you having fun
on your first day?

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Just think, in 20 years,
you could be

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head assistant housemaid
like Blanche.

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That is, if Blanche
is dead by then.

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And if you ever need help
walking the peacocks

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or transporting the family
feces, just let me know, Chair.

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For God's sake,
my name isn't Chair.

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My mother named me Celine before
she died giving birth to me.

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It was the only gift
she ever gave me.

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Boohoo! All our mothers
died in childbirth!

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Do you think I was born Peepers?

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I was once known as Mitch.
A word of warning, Chair.

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If you find yourself incapable
of doing your duties,

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you can hit the streets and
begin your new life as a beggar.

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Oh, Chair is much too pretty
to be a beggar.

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Thank you, Garfield.

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Oh, yes, she most definitely
would be a prostitute.

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An expensive one, too.

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Yeah, she'd know how to do
all the weird stuff.

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I'm not going to die!

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People are living into
their 50s these days.

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And I'm not going to
be here either.

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I have dreams, you know.
Big dreams.

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No offense, Blanche, but I don't
think you'd make it as a prostitute.

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No. I'm going to work
in a factory.

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[laughter]

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You? In a factory? -With your face?

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Do you have some magic genie

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that we don't know about,
Blanche?

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You're a piece of shit.

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If you really want to make it
out of this house,

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you need to use the only thing
a woman has going for her.

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Her piss flaps!

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[laughs]

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You know what I'm talking about,
right, Chair?

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[bell rings]

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All Meal is over. Stop eating.
Everyone upstairs.

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Garfield.

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What the hell are
you doing here, Celine?

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My name is Chair now.

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[bell rings]

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[bell rings]

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[coughs]

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I'm full.

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Helen Keller is arriving!

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[laughs]

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Hey!
-Garfield, come with me.

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Yes, Ma'am.
-No!

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You can't take my cheese man
during cheese time!

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[arguing indistinctly]

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Lillian Abigail
Hitler Smitherhorn Fish!

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You unhand that cheese man
this instant,

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or 2 of your 12 horses
will be put down!

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[gasps]

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[screams]

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Now get dressed.

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Come to the foyer
and greet our guests.

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Hello?

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(Hortense)
Helen Keller is
coming to visit me!

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Oh, I haven't been this excited
since Lillian's birthday was

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the same day as the World's Fair
and nobody came to her party.

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Helen Keller and Annie Sullivan.

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Why is she doing that
with her hands?

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Is she an Italian? -She's speaking
and listening with her hands.

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Wow.

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She says hi.

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Beatrice, stop staring.

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What? Sorry, what?

252
00:12:34,090 --> 00:12:38,009
You fell asleep with
your eyes open again.

253
00:12:38,051 --> 00:12:41,672
Helen would like to thank Hortense
for her financial contribution

254
00:12:41,714 --> 00:12:44,201
to our women's
suffragette movement.

255
00:12:44,243 --> 00:12:46,033
Oh.

256
00:12:46,075 --> 00:12:48,264
Well, to me suffrage
isn't...

257
00:12:48,306 --> 00:12:49,695
Haven't women suffered enough?

258
00:12:49,737 --> 00:12:52,592
I mean, we're already inferior
to men in every way.

259
00:12:52,634 --> 00:12:56,854
Lillian, suffrage is
the right to vote.

260
00:12:56,896 --> 00:12:59,550
Vote! Would we
have to do it every day?

261
00:12:59,592 --> 00:13:01,614
If women can vote, who's next?

262
00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:05,077
Horses? Tulips? Beatrice?!

263
00:13:05,119 --> 00:13:05,943
[snores]

264
00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:07,507
These people are absurd.

265
00:13:07,549 --> 00:13:09,472
They can't make me vote.

266
00:13:09,514 --> 00:13:11,169
This is
the east morphine room.

267
00:13:11,211 --> 00:13:13,700
(Dodo)
Whilst my daughters were
socializing,

268
00:13:13,742 --> 00:13:15,797
I decided to slip away
for a little me time.

269
00:13:15,839 --> 00:13:20,059
You are to give Lady Bellacourt
10 cc's of morphine exactly.

270
00:13:20,101 --> 00:13:23,821
Not a drop more or,
God forbid, a drop less.

271
00:13:23,863 --> 00:13:26,584
We need to achieve
the perfect balance

272
00:13:26,626 --> 00:13:30,813
between hallucination
and death.

273
00:13:30,855 --> 00:13:32,044
Do you have a clean needle?

274
00:13:32,086 --> 00:13:33,842
(Peepers)
Oh, what's wrong with
this needle?

275
00:13:33,884 --> 00:13:35,807
It worked perfectly well
yesterday.

276
00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:38,071
Ah.
[spits]

277
00:13:38,113 --> 00:13:40,734
Oh, the pain!

278
00:13:40,776 --> 00:13:41,566
The pain!

279
00:13:41,608 --> 00:13:45,935
Oh, quit your jibber jabbering
and prick her.

280
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,456
[Dodo moans]

281
00:13:50,498 --> 00:13:54,018
My life is falling apart.
[groans]

282
00:13:54,060 --> 00:13:54,851
[sighs]

283
00:13:54,893 --> 00:13:59,685
I think my husband, the
Commodore, is having an affair.

284
00:14:00,053 --> 00:14:04,406
You have such lovely
alabaster skin, Chair.

285
00:14:04,448 --> 00:14:07,069
I wish I had skin like that.

286
00:14:07,111 --> 00:14:13,628
but Great Grand-no-no sacked a
Moorish village, and now I'm Latin.

287
00:14:13,670 --> 00:14:16,192
Chair. Is that Welsh?

288
00:14:16,234 --> 00:14:20,460
No, it's Chair, like a chair.
But my name.

289
00:14:25,856 --> 00:14:29,076
I don't get it.
Why wouldn't you want to see?

290
00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:30,175
I like seeing.

291
00:14:30,217 --> 00:14:32,938
It's not that she doesn't want
to see, it's that she can't see.

292
00:14:32,980 --> 00:14:35,402
Well, is she looking
through her eyes?

293
00:14:35,444 --> 00:14:38,838
Go back to sleep.

294
00:14:39,140 --> 00:14:41,761
The Marquis de Sainsbury
has arrived.

295
00:14:41,803 --> 00:14:44,058
What? He's early! -I haven't
burned my freckles off yet.

296
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:47,821
Blanche, put a sheet
over the blind girl, now!

297
00:14:47,863 --> 00:14:49,485
[screams]

298
00:14:49,527 --> 00:14:51,783
Hello. I can't tell you
how pleased I am to make

299
00:14:51,825 --> 00:14:53,913
your acquaintance, Marquis.
-Good morning, Your Highness.

300
00:14:53,955 --> 00:14:57,442
I'm sorry that I'm early, but I
like to catch people off guard.

301
00:14:57,484 --> 00:14:59,673
I'm the great
Marquis de Sainsbury,

302
00:14:59,715 --> 00:15:02,370
the arbiter of who's who
in Newport society.

303
00:15:02,412 --> 00:15:04,068
Now, with all this new money,

304
00:15:04,110 --> 00:15:05,899
it's my job to separate
the elite

305
00:15:05,941 --> 00:15:07,896
from the almost rich
vomit people.

306
00:15:07,938 --> 00:15:10,160
Good figs,
is that Helen Keller?

307
00:15:10,202 --> 00:15:11,493
- [cries]
-Why didn't you tell me

308
00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:15,254
you had the most famous woman
in America here?

309
00:15:15,296 --> 00:15:15,854
Her?!

310
00:15:15,896 --> 00:15:18,051
The great tragedy
is that you cannot see

311
00:15:18,093 --> 00:15:20,914
the magnificent beauty with
which God has bestowed you.

312
00:15:20,956 --> 00:15:22,846
Wait, you speak that
dumb hand language, too?

313
00:15:22,888 --> 00:15:25,576
I'm the Marquis de Sainsbury.
I speak all the languages.

314
00:15:25,618 --> 00:15:27,573
(Lillian)
I mean, how hard could it be?

315
00:15:27,615 --> 00:15:29,404
It's just hands.

316
00:15:29,446 --> 00:15:31,402
[chuckles]
I am wicked.

317
00:15:31,444 --> 00:15:33,666
[laughter]

318
00:15:33,708 --> 00:15:36,994
You are a wicked mute.
What are you doing?

319
00:15:37,036 --> 00:15:37,927
That's gibberish.

320
00:15:37,969 --> 00:15:40,491
You're embarrassing yourself.

321
00:15:40,533 --> 00:15:42,055
(Lillian)
She stole my moment!

322
00:15:42,097 --> 00:15:43,820
When I get done with her,
being deaf and blind

323
00:15:43,862 --> 00:15:49,846
is gonna to be the least
of Helen Keller's problems.

324
00:15:49,888 --> 00:15:55,173
(man)
♪ 19 money,
Rockefeller, Rockefeller ♪

325
00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:57,404
Who's there?

326
00:15:57,446 --> 00:15:59,834
[laughter]

327
00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:02,131
Utterly charming.

328
00:16:02,173 --> 00:16:03,330
Tell me, what do you think

329
00:16:03,372 --> 00:16:05,194
of the new women's fashion
of pants?

330
00:16:05,236 --> 00:16:08,357
Oh, the butt dress? Repulsive!

331
00:16:08,399 --> 00:16:10,488
I was talking to Helen.

332
00:16:10,530 --> 00:16:13,518
Well, since we have such an
esteemed guest staying with us,

333
00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:15,382
why don't we bring out
the cocaine wine?

334
00:16:15,424 --> 00:16:16,481
Well, that sounds exotic.

335
00:16:16,523 --> 00:16:19,577
What serendipity has
married cocaine and wine?

336
00:16:19,619 --> 00:16:21,275
I tried opium once in Indochina

337
00:16:21,317 --> 00:16:22,840
and all it made me do was
shit through my teeth.

338
00:16:22,882 --> 00:16:26,503
Our guests are members of
the Women's Temperance League,

339
00:16:26,545 --> 00:16:28,400
so no wine for us, thank you.

340
00:16:28,442 --> 00:16:30,398
Don't worry.
It's mostly cocaine.

341
00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:32,461
If it's mostly cocaine...

342
00:16:32,503 --> 00:16:33,560
[blows raspberry]

343
00:16:33,602 --> 00:16:36,690
Well, stuff my bottom,
let's pop her!

344
00:16:36,732 --> 00:16:37,656
[laughs]

345
00:16:37,698 --> 00:16:38,588
[cork pops]

346
00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:40,852
[water splashing]

347
00:16:40,894 --> 00:16:43,881
Yes, I quite enjoy
Frederick's bath time.

348
00:16:43,923 --> 00:16:46,079
I know it's Frederick's
bath time,

349
00:16:46,121 --> 00:16:49,675
but it also is, in an essence,
my bath time.

350
00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:51,672
I get to wash my hands.

351
00:16:51,714 --> 00:16:56,300
Oh, Garfield, sometimes I feel
as though I have nothing.

352
00:16:56,342 --> 00:16:59,329
I can't be with the woman
I love. I have no career.

353
00:16:59,371 --> 00:17:03,058
I have absolutely
nothing to do all day

354
00:17:03,100 --> 00:17:05,056
except eat, take naps, hunt,

355
00:17:05,098 --> 00:17:07,187
relax, take drugs,
play sporting games,

356
00:17:07,229 --> 00:17:10,617
do all the leisurely activities
that please me.

357
00:17:10,659 --> 00:17:13,512
Can you imagine not being able
to follow your dreams?

358
00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:16,276
Oh, no, sir. For you see,
I work for the Bellacourts.

359
00:17:16,318 --> 00:17:20,511
Sometimes I can't believe
how lucky I am.

360
00:17:23,509 --> 00:17:27,962
Frederick, can
I tell you a secret?

361
00:17:28,004 --> 00:17:29,594
No, thank you.

362
00:17:29,636 --> 00:17:32,930
[laughter]

363
00:17:33,398 --> 00:17:38,616
That lady was Roosevelt's
daughter without a hat!

364
00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:42,245
[laughter]

365
00:17:42,287 --> 00:17:45,274
More cocaine wine? -Yes. -A
little bit more won't hurt.

366
00:17:45,316 --> 00:17:47,072
Any lady in Newport society

367
00:17:47,114 --> 00:17:49,070
needs to know how
to hold her liquor.

368
00:17:49,112 --> 00:17:51,633
Well, I can hold my liquor
better than anyone!

369
00:17:51,675 --> 00:17:52,300
Me, too!

370
00:17:52,342 --> 00:17:54,463
Oh, my goodness,
that sounds like a challenge.

371
00:17:54,505 --> 00:17:56,295
Shall we see who can drink it
the fastest?

372
00:17:56,337 --> 00:17:57,626
Oh!
-Yes! Yes!

373
00:17:57,668 --> 00:17:59,091
Helen, other person!

374
00:17:59,133 --> 00:18:00,557
Let's race.
-One, two, three go!

375
00:18:00,599 --> 00:18:05,250
Wait! I have to tell Helen
we're doing a contest.

376
00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:06,550
Come on.

377
00:18:06,592 --> 00:18:10,984
(Marquis de Sainsbury)
Go, go, go, go, go.

378
00:18:11,185 --> 00:18:12,508
Aah!

379
00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:13,641
You are all piles of trash!

380
00:18:13,683 --> 00:18:15,006
I am a mountain of gold!

381
00:18:15,048 --> 00:18:17,903
I won! I took the egg!

382
00:18:17,945 --> 00:18:19,534
Aah!

383
00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:22,364
I won, you dumb haybag!
You don't count.

384
00:18:22,406 --> 00:18:25,293
Second place.
Why am I always second place?

385
00:18:25,335 --> 00:18:27,458
You're not second place.
Lillian's second place!

386
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:28,523
I'm first place.
I won.

387
00:18:28,565 --> 00:18:31,286
No one asked you to play, Hore!
You're fat!

388
00:18:31,328 --> 00:18:32,984
"Other person"?!
"Other person"?!

389
00:18:33,026 --> 00:18:35,581
I'm the one that taught her
to communicate!

390
00:18:35,623 --> 00:18:37,279
Without me she'd be nothing!

391
00:18:37,321 --> 00:18:40,109
You're nothing
without me, Keller!

392
00:18:40,151 --> 00:18:43,471
Nothing!

393
00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:45,302
I love you, Annie!

394
00:18:45,344 --> 00:18:46,401
Aah!

395
00:18:46,443 --> 00:18:47,167
[screams]

396
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:49,198
That's a Ming vase,
you deaf bitch!

397
00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:53,193
We only have 17 of those!

398
00:18:53,235 --> 00:18:55,624
[screams]

399
00:18:55,666 --> 00:18:59,193
[screaming]

400
00:19:06,353 --> 00:19:09,373
I wasn't totally sure
what was happening...

401
00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:10,606
Aah!

402
00:19:10,648 --> 00:19:13,502
but I knew I wanted
to stab someone.

403
00:19:13,544 --> 00:19:16,133
[screaming]

404
00:19:16,175 --> 00:19:18,363
Let go of my sister!

405
00:19:18,405 --> 00:19:21,932
[screaming]

406
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:27,152
You heathens!

407
00:19:27,194 --> 00:19:29,383
What is this, Baltimore?!

408
00:19:29,425 --> 00:19:30,382
[gunshot]

409
00:19:30,424 --> 00:19:31,381
[screams]

410
00:19:31,423 --> 00:19:32,913
Intruder!

411
00:19:32,955 --> 00:19:37,407
Wawa.

412
00:19:37,449 --> 00:19:38,772
(man)
♪ I just want the money, money ♪

413
00:19:38,814 --> 00:19:40,869
♪ I just want the money ♪

414
00:19:40,911 --> 00:19:43,599
I'm sorry
Hortense ruined everything.

415
00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:45,631
Who the hell is Hortense?!

416
00:19:45,673 --> 00:19:48,627
I've literally been here
the whole time.

417
00:19:48,669 --> 00:19:51,590
I am leaving!

418
00:19:51,632 --> 00:19:52,555
Annie? Helen?

419
00:19:52,597 --> 00:19:53,621
Have you ever taken a ride

420
00:19:53,663 --> 00:19:55,552
in a 1901 Rolls-Royce carriage?

421
00:19:55,594 --> 00:19:59,388
4 horsepower. Human leather.

422
00:20:02,519 --> 00:20:05,673
Who cares about the stupid
Newport 400 anyway?

423
00:20:05,715 --> 00:20:08,404
[screams]

424
00:20:08,446 --> 00:20:10,367
I just want to be a Bellacourt.

425
00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:11,600
We might be a little kooky,

426
00:20:11,642 --> 00:20:14,396
and we might do things
in our own crazy little way,

427
00:20:14,438 --> 00:20:20,362
but in the end, the only thing
that matters is family.

428
00:20:28,721 --> 00:20:30,377
Mm-hmm.

429
00:20:30,419 --> 00:20:32,807
Tell me, did you miss me?

430
00:20:32,849 --> 00:20:34,438
Of course.

431
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:36,503
My boyfriend's back.

432
00:20:36,545 --> 00:20:40,431
Are you enjoying your new
position at the manor?

433
00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:43,728
I enjoy almost
every position.

434
00:20:43,770 --> 00:20:47,290
Oh. Oh.

435
00:20:47,332 --> 00:20:49,587
Oh, oh! Oh!

436
00:20:49,629 --> 00:20:52,051
I hope it's an heir.

437
00:20:52,093 --> 00:20:54,947
I mean, a boy.

438
00:20:54,989 --> 00:21:00,175
[hip-hop music]

439
00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:02,339
(Albert)
Next time on<i> Another Period...</i>

440
00:21:02,381 --> 00:21:03,503
[screams]

441
00:21:03,545 --> 00:21:04,669
[screams]

442
00:21:04,711 --> 00:21:05,635
[screams]

443
00:21:05,677 --> 00:21:07,399
[screaming]

444
00:21:07,441 --> 00:21:09,197
- [screams]
- [screams]

445
00:21:09,239 --> 00:21:10,196
[screams]

446
00:21:10,238 --> 00:21:11,062
[screams]

447
00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:13,354
[all screaming]

448
00:21:13,584 --> 00:21:21,567
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