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(Hawaiian music playing)

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WOMAN:
Everybody, I've got
fresh pineapples!

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* Liliko'i, liliko'i,
liliko'i lava *

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* Sometimes you're sweet,
sometimes you're sour *

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* Liliko'i, liliko'i,
liliko'i lava *

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* Think about you every day,
every hour *

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* Wake up
in the morning, go out... *

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Hey, back off, sailor.

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(chuckles)

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Grabbing the gay guy's
coconut boob-- real cool, Dad.

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Your old
man is cool.
(chuckles)

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Right, Nate?

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Massively cool, Bob.

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You're a glacier.

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Aren't any of these
nonalcoholic?

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You know, it would do you

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some good to have
a couple drinks,

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loosen up a little.
All due respect, James,

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I don't even understand why
gays even want to get married.

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WOMAN:
Elliot!

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The same reason we do:
family, kids,

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the American Dream.

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Exactly.

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Thank you, Paula.

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Our house has been on the
market for ten months.

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Nobody wants the
American Dream anymore.

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PAULA:
Elliot, you're gonna love

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the 'burbs once we have
a couple kids.

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(popping)

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MAN:
What's goin' on?

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That's coming from
the luau pit.

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Hey, Trey, what's that noise?

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MARY KAY:
For God's sake, Bob,

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he's a gardener,
not a servant.

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He works for the
Homeowner's Association,

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which means he
works for us.

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Am I wrong?

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Maybe the, uh, pig's eyeballs
explode when it's done.

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It shouldn't be done
for a couple more hours.

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We should check
and make sure

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it's not burning.

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All right, stand back.

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All right,
look out, get back.

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MAN:
This is kosher, right?

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BOB:
Aw, yeah.

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Elliot, will you get
the meat thermometer?

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PAULA:
What, hon?

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(gasps)

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BOB:
Is that a person?

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(neighbors gasping,
screaming)

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BOB:
That's a person!

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MAN:
He's been cooked!

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Why are you standing there

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like a
security guard?

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Parker, hey!

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Hi!

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The remains we've been
called to examine

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were apparently
barbecued.

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Would you
like to see?

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Totally!
No, no, no.

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A person did not
get barbecued.

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Did they, Dr. Brennan?

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Yes. In a luau pit,

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which is why I'm surprised
you'd bring Parker along.

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No, I-- Rebecca
and her boyfriend

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won a night
at the Greenbrier,

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so little kid's with me.

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I got him.
Let's go see the cooked person!

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Geez, you know our deal.
Well, what's your deal?

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We're not allowed to talk about

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the bad parts of Dad's work
until I have armpit hair.

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BOOTH: You don't have
any armpit hair

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last time I checked.
Not for a long time, kid.

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Angela, would you mind...?

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Oh, no, sure.

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I get the situation here.

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You're with me, Parker.

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I want to see
the barbecued body.

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Well, I agree that does sound
awesome, but I have face paints

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that your dad will never
be able to get off,

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no matter how hard
he scrubs.

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They're basically tattoos.

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Okay, I'm with you.

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You have a good time,
all right?

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I'll come pick you up
in a little bit, all right?

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Have fun--
fun with the face paints, kid.

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Hey, that's not true about
the face paint, is it?

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You're with me, Baby Booth.

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BRENNAN:
Ethnographic studies
of the suburbs

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indicate a cultural impulsion

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toward overt displays
of status.

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Of course,
this competitive paradigm

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can often result in
aggression and violence.

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There was this guy
on my street

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who cut his lawn
on the diagonal.

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The neighbors got angry.

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Someone set his
garage on fire.

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Oh, I mean, yards, sidewalks,

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you know, clean streets,
birds flying by.

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A dead body in
the barbecue pit.

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Oh. Okay, you know what,

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I'm gonna go talk
to the neighbors,

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to see if anyone who cut their
lawn diagonally is missing.

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BRENNAN:
I think those are

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reflective lenses
that have fused

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to the supra-orbital
margin.

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Nate and I moved to Verbena Court
about six months ago.

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The luau pit came
with the house.

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We installed a lockable cover.

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We don't want kids falling in.

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We're good
neighbors.

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Who has a key?

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Uh, just us.

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And there's one
with the Neighborhood Watch.

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Okay, uh, who put
the pig in the pit?

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Me, Nate and Trey
at 9:00 this morning.

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Trey?

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Uh, Trey Jordan.

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He's the gardener/handyman

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for the Homeowner's
Association.

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Stop staring
at him, James.

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You were just
talking about him...

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Guys, guys.
When you put the pig in...

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We didn't notice anything
down there but hot coals.

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SAROYAN:
48 degrees Celsius.

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That's, what, an hour after

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they drenched everything
with a garden hose?

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Wish they hadn't
done that.

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Well, it's human
nature, Dr. Brennan.

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You see someone on
fire, you put 'em out.

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Prominent brow

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points to a male.

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Wear on his mandibular
teeth puts his age at about

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30 to 35.

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We should remove
the remains and then

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let Hodgins get down here.

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We have the luau every year.

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The pit was dug maybe...

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Four years ago.
July.

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Same time we planted
our hydrangeas.

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That reminds me,
we should spray.

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Yeah, we all helped
with the pit.

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It's, uh,
four feet deep

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and lined with brick;
you burn the wood

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to embers.
You cheat with charcoal.

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Don't call your dad
a cheater, Paige.

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Anyway, tons of
embers going,

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then you throw down a layer
of wet burlap,

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then wet leaves,
then wet burlap,

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chicken wire, then you
lower the pig in and voila.

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Yeah, you're forgetting
one thing there.

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I don't think so.
Burlap, leaves...

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He means the dead guy
under the pig, Dad.

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Smart one
in the family there.

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So, what made you
crack open the pit early?

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We heard little explosions,
like fireworks going off.

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BRENNAN:
We found these in the pit.

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BOOTH:
Reflective aviators.

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Those look like
Mr. Bessette's glasses.

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Oh, my God.

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That's Kurt?

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PAIGE:
You must be mistaken.

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Hey, everybody,
looks like it was Kurt.

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(gasping, groaning)
Oh, my God!

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MAN:
Oh, not Kurt.
WOMAN:
Kurt...?!

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(neighbors whispering,
murmuring)

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Who's Kurt?

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He and his wife
live over there.

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That was creepy.

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I warned you
about the suburbs.

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And you're certain
it's Kurt?

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I'm afraid so,
Ms. Bessette.

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His teeth match the X-rays
your dentist provided.

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(quietly):
Oh, God...

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Well, I already told the FBI guy

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and the scary lady everything
I know, so I don't know what...

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You mentioned that

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you and your husband
didn't really fit in

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with the
neighborhood.

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Uh, yeah.

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Uh, Kurt put up a solar panel

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and a wind turbine,
and it made everybody mad.

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They thought
they were pretty ugly.

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They said they ruined
the neighborhood, you know.

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But he just wanted
to save the planet.

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There's nothing wrong
with that, right?

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No, it's quite a noble cause.

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But it can kind of rub people
the wrong way sometimes.

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When the gay couple's dog
peed on the wind turbine,

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Kurt gave the dog a laxative
that nearly killed him.

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(laughs)
Oh.

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Well, that... that's
not quite so noble.

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(laughs)

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Neighbors don't forget
a thing like that.

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We got shunned.

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Found out what caused
the mini explosions.

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Would it have
anything to do with

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the pebbles embedded
in the remains?

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If by pebbles, you mean
the rudaceous sedimentary

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stratified clast fragments,
then yes.

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Now, based on
the amount of pyrites,

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I'd estimate the porosity
at approximately 25%.

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That's ideal for
moisture saturation.

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Meaning the pebbles
exploded when they got hot.

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The pebbles, as you
so quaintly call them,

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were all found on the same
strata as the human remains.

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Most likely dragged
from the murder site.

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Which explains why they were
embedded in the remains.

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Yeah.

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All consistent
in size and color.

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Decorative, perhaps?

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I'll call you back.

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(beep)

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These bones
are not human.

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I assume they're pig.

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Yes.
(watch beeps)

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Time for prayers?

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Yes, but I have a
couple of minutes.

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Oh, I'm sorry.
Why?

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As a Muslim,

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I imagine you consider
this work unclean.

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Yes, well, as a Christian,
I imagine you feel the same way.

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Four femurs, 12 phalanges,

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dozens of teeth, 12 canines.

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Luau custom says

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throw the pig bones
back in the pit.

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Sorry, sorry. Pig bones.

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God...
I'm fine, Dr. Saroyan.

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Perhaps the killer assumed
his victim's remains

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would never be noticed
amongst the pig bones.

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Really, Arastoo,
there's no reason for you...

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I appreciate your concern,
but I am fine.

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No, really, most of us
aren't devout here,

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and I respect your religion.

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"He hath forbidden you
the flesh of swine,

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"but if one is forced
by necessity,

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"without willful
disobedience,

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nor transgressing due limits,
then is he guiltless."

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Point is, you shouldn't
feel forced...

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(American accent):
I'm a scientist, okay?

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Just like the rest of you.

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I can deal.
So please just

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back off and let me

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do my job like anyone else.

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Wow.

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(Jordanian accent):
I apologize for my outburst.

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Oh, you aren't even gonna try
to un-ring that bell, are you?

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(watch beeps)

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(American accent):
I have to pray.

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(phone ringing)

252
00:09:06,667 --> 00:09:07,600
(phone beeps)

253
00:09:07,667 --> 00:09:08,600
Saroyan.

254
00:09:08,667 --> 00:09:10,734
I found
the rudaceous sedimentary

255
00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,967
stratified clast fragment
mother lode.

256
00:09:13,034 --> 00:09:16,167
Uh, yeah, any signs
of a struggle

257
00:09:16,234 --> 00:09:18,800
in the pebbles?
No...

258
00:09:21,834 --> 00:09:25,401
Um, I call do-over.

259
00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:28,401
They're covered in blood.

260
00:09:29,434 --> 00:09:31,867
Lots of blood.

261
00:09:31,934 --> 00:09:33,533
<i>PARKER:
My friend's dad</i>

262
00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:35,001
just got a new girlfriend.

263
00:09:35,067 --> 00:09:38,201
He goes with his dad to her
place all the time to swim.

264
00:09:38,267 --> 00:09:39,967
Oh, so he likes her.

265
00:09:40,034 --> 00:09:41,633
Well, that's good.

266
00:09:41,700 --> 00:09:42,867
Do you have a boyfriend?

267
00:09:42,934 --> 00:09:46,700
(chuckles):
No, I'm on a celibacy kick.

268
00:09:46,767 --> 00:09:48,567
It's been five months
and nine days,

269
00:09:48,633 --> 00:09:52,001
which in celibacy time
is 400 years.

270
00:09:52,067 --> 00:09:53,700
What does celibacy mean?

271
00:09:53,767 --> 00:09:54,967
It's, um...

272
00:09:56,101 --> 00:09:57,600
I don't have a boyfriend, no.

273
00:09:57,667 --> 00:09:58,700
How about my dad?

274
00:09:58,767 --> 00:10:00,368
I don't think he has
a boyfriend either.

275
00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:02,600
No, he really, really
needs a girlfriend.

276
00:10:02,667 --> 00:10:04,001
Really.
Why?

277
00:10:04,067 --> 00:10:05,001
To sex up.

278
00:10:05,067 --> 00:10:07,533
That's very succinctly put.

279
00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:08,934
Could Dad sex you up?

280
00:10:09,001 --> 00:10:10,101
(chuckles)

281
00:10:10,167 --> 00:10:11,734
Don't think I haven't
considered that,

282
00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:14,301
but I'm sort of
on the sidelines for now.

283
00:10:14,368 --> 00:10:15,867
But thank you
for thinking of me.

284
00:10:17,067 --> 00:10:18,900
Okay. Ready?

285
00:10:18,967 --> 00:10:20,533
Mm-hmm.

286
00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:21,533
Done.

287
00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:22,967
Cool.

288
00:10:23,034 --> 00:10:24,234
How'd you do that?

289
00:10:24,301 --> 00:10:25,734
I'm good.

290
00:10:29,301 --> 00:10:31,134
SAROYAN:
Plenty.

291
00:10:31,201 --> 00:10:32,167
He estimates a fatal amount.

292
00:10:32,234 --> 00:10:33,434
BOOTH:
Can you compare the blood to

293
00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:34,767
the cooked guy
and see if it's his?

294
00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:36,533
He's pretty cooked,
but we'll try.

295
00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:37,734
(electronic whistle, beeping)

296
00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:39,667
Hodgins also I.D.'d
morning glory pollen

297
00:10:39,734 --> 00:10:41,767
between the victim's eyeballs
and his sunglasses.

298
00:10:41,834 --> 00:10:42,934
How is that relevant?

299
00:10:43,001 --> 00:10:45,633
He said morning glories
only bloom after sunup.

300
00:10:45,700 --> 00:10:48,134
Sunrise was 5:47 a.m.,
so we're close

301
00:10:48,201 --> 00:10:50,067
to a time of death.

302
00:10:50,134 --> 00:10:52,401
Were you guys aware that Arastoo
doesn't really have an accent?

303
00:10:52,468 --> 00:10:53,700
Yeah, he does.

304
00:10:53,767 --> 00:10:55,667
Yeah, it's thicker than
Achmed the rug merchant.

305
00:10:55,734 --> 00:10:58,734
Was that racist?
It sounded racist.

306
00:10:58,800 --> 00:10:59,867
BRENNAN:
I knew that despite

307
00:10:59,934 --> 00:11:01,134
the fact that Arastoo said

308
00:11:01,201 --> 00:11:03,967
he was Iranian,
his accent was Jordanian.

309
00:11:04,034 --> 00:11:06,500
Don't you find it odd
that he was faking

310
00:11:06,567 --> 00:11:08,001
an Arab accent of any kind?

311
00:11:08,067 --> 00:11:10,001
Iranian isn't actually Arab.

312
00:11:10,067 --> 00:11:11,767
What? Bones, it's weird!

313
00:11:11,834 --> 00:11:13,667
Now how is it any more odd
than, say,

314
00:11:13,734 --> 00:11:15,101
shaving your face

315
00:11:15,167 --> 00:11:17,500
or putting on makeup?
I'm not hanging up because

316
00:11:17,567 --> 00:11:20,001
I don't have an answer to that,
I'm just hanging up.

317
00:11:20,067 --> 00:11:22,500
But... (groans)
I had questions about

318
00:11:22,567 --> 00:11:24,167
the morning glories.

319
00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:28,867
So, we understand that

320
00:11:28,934 --> 00:11:30,533
you and the deceased had
an altercation

321
00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:31,934
over your dog?

322
00:11:32,001 --> 00:11:34,334
You think that we cooked him
because he poisoned our dog?

323
00:11:34,401 --> 00:11:35,767
Kurt did not poison our dog.

324
00:11:35,834 --> 00:11:36,800
Yes, he did.

325
00:11:36,867 --> 00:11:38,401
Rocky peed on his
stupid windmill,

326
00:11:38,468 --> 00:11:41,167
so then he gave our dog
chocolate laxatives.

327
00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:43,767
Dogs don't react to that
the way people do.

328
00:11:43,834 --> 00:11:45,800
It's very difficult to overdose
on laxatives.

329
00:11:45,867 --> 00:11:46,967
All that will happen is...

330
00:11:47,034 --> 00:11:48,134
Rocky died from cancer.

331
00:11:48,201 --> 00:11:49,134
Maybe.

332
00:11:49,201 --> 00:11:50,500
We'll never know

333
00:11:50,567 --> 00:11:52,600
because someone wouldn't
pay for a doggy autopsy.

334
00:11:52,667 --> 00:11:54,201
Oh, my God.
You won't let that go,

335
00:11:54,267 --> 00:11:55,967
even though the FBI thinks
that we killed Kurt

336
00:11:56,034 --> 00:11:58,201
for poisoning our dog.

337
00:11:58,267 --> 00:12:00,067
We don't think
that he poisoned our dog.

338
00:12:00,134 --> 00:12:01,567
He does.

339
00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:06,234
Now that I think about it...
Rocky totally died of cancer.

340
00:12:09,567 --> 00:12:10,567
<i>SAROYAN:
Can you see anything</i>

341
00:12:10,633 --> 00:12:12,600
that would explain
copious blood loss?

342
00:12:12,667 --> 00:12:14,700
(with accent):
Not so far.
As you can see,

343
00:12:14,767 --> 00:12:15,900
here and here...

344
00:12:15,967 --> 00:12:17,468
Can it, bub.
It's just you and me here.

345
00:12:17,533 --> 00:12:19,301
(clears throat)

346
00:12:19,368 --> 00:12:21,368
(without accent):
This mark here on the scapula

347
00:12:21,434 --> 00:12:23,134
suggests a
puncture wound.

348
00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:25,134
And it's barely
a poke, right?

349
00:12:25,201 --> 00:12:27,633
It would've been painful,
but no way it kills the guy.

350
00:12:27,700 --> 00:12:29,567
Here we see
a bone laceration

351
00:12:29,633 --> 00:12:30,967
on the victim's
proximal humerus

352
00:12:31,034 --> 00:12:32,567
adjacent to the
greater tubercle.

353
00:12:32,633 --> 00:12:34,934
Staining suggests that
the injury occurred
before he died.

354
00:12:35,001 --> 00:12:36,201
Is that bone splintering?

355
00:12:36,267 --> 00:12:37,734
Yes, micro-fragments.

356
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,101
I believe the laceration's

357
00:12:39,167 --> 00:12:42,067
the result of a blow from
a reciprocating-type weapon.

358
00:12:42,134 --> 00:12:44,034
Like?
A saw.

359
00:12:44,101 --> 00:12:46,267
I asked Dr. Hodgins
to swab for particulates

360
00:12:46,334 --> 00:12:49,700
that may have been
transferred from the blade.

361
00:12:49,767 --> 00:12:50,700
Here...

362
00:12:50,767 --> 00:12:54,267
is the stab wound.

363
00:12:54,334 --> 00:12:56,167
And the laceration
from the saw.

364
00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:58,633
Neither blow's anywhere near
a major vein or artery.

365
00:12:58,700 --> 00:13:01,067
Neither blow explains
the amount of blood
on the pebbles.

366
00:13:01,134 --> 00:13:03,500
I ran a metal detector
through all the crap we found

367
00:13:03,567 --> 00:13:04,967
at the bottom of the pit.

368
00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:06,900
Crap?!
Yeah, yeah.

369
00:13:06,967 --> 00:13:08,700
Technical term.

370
00:13:08,767 --> 00:13:10,067
Bullet.

371
00:13:10,134 --> 00:13:11,368
Is that a .44 caliber?

372
00:13:11,434 --> 00:13:13,401
Yep.
(with accent):
This seems to suggest,

373
00:13:13,468 --> 00:13:15,567
rather convincingly,

374
00:13:15,568 --> 00:13:16,568
There is a ***

375
00:13:25,667 --> 00:13:26,701
Whoa-whoa-whoa,
wait a second.

376
00:13:26,767 --> 00:13:29,068
You and Parker discussed
my sex life?

377
00:13:29,134 --> 00:13:31,134
Well, we discussed your
lack of sex life.

378
00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:33,400
Angela, neither you nor him,
especially him,

379
00:13:33,467 --> 00:13:34,967
know anything about my sex life.

380
00:13:35,034 --> 00:13:38,467
Well, he knows that daddy ain't
getting any, and he's concerned.

381
00:13:38,534 --> 00:13:40,534
He thinks you need
a girlfriend...

382
00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:41,634
to have sex.

383
00:13:41,701 --> 00:13:43,101
He said that?

384
00:13:43,168 --> 00:13:46,034
Well, his exact words were,
"To sex up."

385
00:13:46,101 --> 00:13:48,867
I think you need to
talk to him honestly
about your love life.

386
00:13:48,934 --> 00:13:50,267
You kidding me?
No offense,

387
00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:51,500
but I'm not talking about that.

388
00:13:51,567 --> 00:13:52,867
Hey...
What?

389
00:13:52,934 --> 00:13:54,134
Want to run our friendly
neighborhood suburbanites

390
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,333
through the National
Gun Permit Database,

391
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:56,901
see if any of them
own a .44?

392
00:13:56,967 --> 00:13:58,101
Hodgins found that
in the pit.

393
00:13:58,168 --> 00:13:59,300
Hi, Dr. Saroyan.

394
00:13:59,367 --> 00:14:00,634
Do you have
a boyfriend?

395
00:14:00,701 --> 00:14:02,801
See? This is exactly how
it started with me.

396
00:14:02,867 --> 00:14:04,701
Come on. Let's go. Come on.

397
00:14:04,767 --> 00:14:06,101
I gotta get you
back home,

398
00:14:06,168 --> 00:14:07,534
or your mom's gonna
kill me, all right?

399
00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:08,534
Let me see this stuff.

400
00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:10,567
Does this stuff
come off?

401
00:14:10,634 --> 00:14:13,367
Oh, seriously.
That's your big
worry right now?

402
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:19,801
<i>ELLIOT LINDBERGH:
I hate Verbena Court.</i>

403
00:14:19,867 --> 00:14:20,934
Every last thing about it.

404
00:14:21,001 --> 00:14:22,500
It's artificial,

405
00:14:22,567 --> 00:14:25,001
soulless... that's why
I'm trying to sell out.

406
00:14:25,068 --> 00:14:27,267
It's ennui, Agent Booth,
do you understand that?

407
00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:29,467
Looks kind of nice to me.
It's good for kids.

408
00:14:29,534 --> 00:14:32,434
They call it a cul-de-sac,
but what it is is a dead end.

409
00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:34,134
So why'd you move there
in the first place?

410
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:35,600
Wife wants kids;
kids want lawns.

411
00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:36,701
(knock, door opens)

412
00:14:36,767 --> 00:14:38,567
Here.
I got snookered
in the math.

413
00:14:38,634 --> 00:14:40,567
Right. Thanks.

414
00:14:40,634 --> 00:14:43,400
Snookered enough, uh...
to snap?

415
00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:46,333
So I own a handgun.
So what?

416
00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:48,168
I have a license,
it's registered.

417
00:14:48,233 --> 00:14:50,767
We found this bullet in the pit
with Bessette's body.

418
00:14:50,834 --> 00:14:52,634
We checked out his bank records.

419
00:14:52,701 --> 00:14:56,934
You wired $5,000
into his account last month?

420
00:14:57,001 --> 00:14:59,834
Verbena Court was built with a
limited amount of phone lines.

421
00:14:59,901 --> 00:15:00,867
Bessette bought them all.

422
00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:02,734
I wanted to put in
a second line.

423
00:15:02,801 --> 00:15:05,634
Your neighbor charged you $5,000
for a phone line?

424
00:15:05,701 --> 00:15:06,801
Yup.

425
00:15:06,867 --> 00:15:08,400
Then he spent the five grand

426
00:15:08,467 --> 00:15:10,333
on putting up
the damn windmill.

427
00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,534
Okay, so he rips you off
for five grand,

428
00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:13,834
you snap and you shoot him.

429
00:15:13,901 --> 00:15:15,200
No.

430
00:15:15,267 --> 00:15:16,300
<i>I should've shot him.</i>

431
00:15:16,367 --> 00:15:19,034
It wasn't Kurt
I shot, though.

432
00:15:19,101 --> 00:15:20,200
I shot the pig.

433
00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:21,667
The luau pig.

434
00:15:21,734 --> 00:15:22,834
Excuse me?

435
00:15:22,901 --> 00:15:25,767
Bob Sayles and I found
a farm in North Carolina

436
00:15:25,834 --> 00:15:27,767
and paid to hunt our own pig.

437
00:15:27,834 --> 00:15:29,300
With a handgun?

438
00:15:29,367 --> 00:15:31,200
I'll give you the name
of the farm.

439
00:15:31,267 --> 00:15:32,967
Porky walked right up to us.

440
00:15:33,034 --> 00:15:35,233
I popped him one
between the eyes.

441
00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:37,801
I barfed, Bob cried.
(chuckles)

442
00:15:39,333 --> 00:15:40,801
Suburban hunters.

443
00:15:40,867 --> 00:15:43,101
That's an oxymoron, my friend.

444
00:15:43,168 --> 00:15:46,101
It's an oxymoron.

445
00:15:46,168 --> 00:15:48,001
(door opens)

446
00:15:49,767 --> 00:15:52,001
No, no, no, no, you can't
just walk in here--
Arastoo Vaziri,

447
00:15:52,068 --> 00:15:54,233
our Muslim intern--
he's been faking his accent.

448
00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:57,400
At first I go where everyone
else goes, you know-- terrorist.

449
00:15:57,467 --> 00:15:59,500
<i>Wouldn't a terrorist fake
not having an accent?</i>

450
00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:02,001
Is it crazy
or just weird?

451
00:16:02,068 --> 00:16:04,034
Weird, I can deal with,
but crazy...

452
00:16:04,101 --> 00:16:05,967
Wait.
What do you want me to do?

453
00:16:06,034 --> 00:16:07,901
Oh, crazy is your department.

454
00:16:09,634 --> 00:16:12,667
They went to a farm
and shot an innocent
pig in the head?

455
00:16:12,734 --> 00:16:14,367
Look, it's not
a Federal offense, Bones.

456
00:16:14,434 --> 00:16:16,434
There's nothing
we can do about it now, okay?

457
00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:18,634
So let's just focus
on the murdered human.

458
00:16:18,701 --> 00:16:22,767
Okay, so far, we have a
nick on the scapula,
suggesting stabbing,

459
00:16:22,834 --> 00:16:25,300
and splintering on
the humerus, which
suggests sawing.

460
00:16:25,367 --> 00:16:27,200
But neither explains
bleeding out.

461
00:16:27,267 --> 00:16:28,734
Well, Sweets says
he has something

462
00:16:28,801 --> 00:16:30,867
he'd like to share with us
in the conference room.

463
00:16:30,934 --> 00:16:32,233
Why does he have
to say "share"?

464
00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:33,400
Why can't he
just say "show"?

465
00:16:33,467 --> 00:16:34,400
What do you have?

466
00:16:34,467 --> 00:16:35,567
Hey.
Hey.

467
00:16:35,634 --> 00:16:37,001
Suburbanites tend to put
too much emphasis

468
00:16:37,068 --> 00:16:38,168
on their outward
accomplishments.

469
00:16:38,233 --> 00:16:39,734
Now, this creates a sense
of detachment.

470
00:16:39,801 --> 00:16:40,734
Ennui.

471
00:16:40,801 --> 00:16:42,967
Very insightful.
That's right.

472
00:16:43,034 --> 00:16:44,701
All right.
The inherent uniformity

473
00:16:44,767 --> 00:16:48,001
and shared ideals of a planned
community suggest that

474
00:16:48,068 --> 00:16:49,801
the neighborhood can be
psychologically analyzed

475
00:16:49,867 --> 00:16:51,267
as a single, dysfunctional
personality.

476
00:16:51,333 --> 00:16:54,168
You mean you can look at it
anthropologically?

477
00:16:54,233 --> 00:16:55,834
Really? You're gonna shanghai
my whole discipline?

478
00:16:55,901 --> 00:16:57,901
You're tapping into what
anthropologists call

479
00:16:57,967 --> 00:17:00,634
"lines of influence,
dominance and suasion."

480
00:17:00,701 --> 00:17:03,300
Go on, Sweets.
Just let him go on.

481
00:17:03,367 --> 00:17:06,134
So we can look at
the community as a single

482
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:08,068
dysfunctional personality,
dealing with

483
00:17:08,134 --> 00:17:09,467
sexual infidelity,

484
00:17:09,534 --> 00:17:10,934
indebtedness, resentment...

485
00:17:11,001 --> 00:17:12,901
That's what I just said.
Both of you-- it's murder, okay?

486
00:17:12,967 --> 00:17:14,300
We're either dealing with
money or sex here.

487
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,667
That's what I just said.

488
00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:18,068
And this is where psychology can
provide an insight

489
00:17:18,134 --> 00:17:19,867
that anthropology cannot.
I doubt that.

490
00:17:19,934 --> 00:17:23,367
Well, suburbanites will not only
lie to outsiders,

491
00:17:23,434 --> 00:17:26,200
they'll lie to each other
and to themselves.
What Sweets means

492
00:17:26,267 --> 00:17:30,233
is that societal norms endemic
to the suburban acculturation

493
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:33,168
dichotomize exterior postures
and clandestine protocols.

494
00:17:33,267 --> 00:17:34,934
Just give me one thing
that's gonna help me

495
00:17:35,001 --> 00:17:36,300
catch the murderer--
just one thing.

496
00:17:36,367 --> 00:17:41,400
All right, deal with these
people as separate elements

497
00:17:41,467 --> 00:17:43,967
of a collective personality.

498
00:17:44,034 --> 00:17:46,300
Identify the threat
that Kurt Bessette posed

499
00:17:46,367 --> 00:17:48,701
to their psychological
equanimity,

500
00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:49,734
and the killer will emerge.

501
00:17:49,801 --> 00:17:51,734
I agree.

502
00:17:51,801 --> 00:17:54,001
It doesn't help me one bit.

503
00:17:54,068 --> 00:17:55,200
SWEETS:
Why?

504
00:17:55,267 --> 00:17:58,567
You seriously believe
all that hoo-ha?

505
00:17:58,634 --> 00:17:59,600
It's anthropology, so, yes.

506
00:17:59,667 --> 00:18:01,101
Wrong "ology."
Keep your grubby

507
00:18:01,168 --> 00:18:02,734
anthro hands off
my psych.

508
00:18:02,801 --> 00:18:05,500
Listen, Bones, I'll meet
you down in the car in
five minutes, okay?

509
00:18:05,567 --> 00:18:06,534
What?

510
00:18:06,667 --> 00:18:08,068
BOOTH:
Five minutes.

511
00:18:08,134 --> 00:18:10,134
What?

512
00:18:11,701 --> 00:18:13,634
Okay, look...

513
00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:15,300
Parker has been asking

514
00:18:15,367 --> 00:18:16,901
all the women
that I work with

515
00:18:16,967 --> 00:18:18,267
to be my girlfriend.

516
00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:19,901
Well, the women you work with
are beautiful.

517
00:18:19,967 --> 00:18:21,567
Don't turn this into a
conversation about sex, okay?

518
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:23,068
My kid is eight years old here.

519
00:18:23,134 --> 00:18:24,101
Parker's pre-adolescent,

520
00:18:24,168 --> 00:18:25,901
but he's very concerned
with sex.

521
00:18:25,967 --> 00:18:27,901
What he's concerned about are
shoes with wheels on them.

522
00:18:27,967 --> 00:18:30,233
There are five stages of
psychosexual development:

523
00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:31,967
oral,

524
00:18:32,034 --> 00:18:33,534
anal, phallic...
Whoa!

525
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:35,233
latent and genital.

526
00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:37,901
Now Parker's transitioning
from latent to genital.

527
00:18:37,967 --> 00:18:39,534
At the genital stage,

528
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:42,200
he's learning to identify with
his gender parent. That's you.

529
00:18:42,267 --> 00:18:44,567
He looking at you
to see his sexual future.

530
00:18:44,634 --> 00:18:46,200
How do I get him to stop?

531
00:18:46,267 --> 00:18:49,034
My advice is to let him see you
interact with a woman.

532
00:18:49,101 --> 00:18:51,934
Easy!
No, not sexually. Socially.

533
00:18:52,001 --> 00:18:53,500
Show him
you're comfortable with women

534
00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:55,634
so he can learn
to be the same way.

535
00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:56,934
Okay.
Okay? Just like that?

536
00:18:57,001 --> 00:18:58,068
You're taking my advice?

537
00:18:58,134 --> 00:19:00,034
No, I just don't want
to talk to you

538
00:19:00,101 --> 00:19:01,567
about it anymore.

539
00:19:01,634 --> 00:19:04,200
Wait.
This isn't my office.

540
00:19:06,101 --> 00:19:10,168
* It's... the... good life *

541
00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:11,834
* Full of fun *

542
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:14,967
* Seems to be the ideal *

543
00:19:18,801 --> 00:19:21,034
* Yes, the good life *

544
00:19:21,101 --> 00:19:25,734
* Lets you hide
all the sadness you feel *

545
00:19:29,333 --> 00:19:33,701
* You won't really fall
in love *

546
00:19:33,767 --> 00:19:38,801
* 'Cause you can't
take the chance *

547
00:19:38,867 --> 00:19:41,101
* So be honest *

548
00:19:41,168 --> 00:19:43,734
* With yourself *

549
00:19:43,801 --> 00:19:46,134
* Don't try to fake romance... *
What are you doing?

550
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:48,400
"Alibis."

551
00:19:48,467 --> 00:19:50,034
Hmm, it's very organized.

552
00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:52,701
"At the time of the murder,

553
00:19:52,767 --> 00:19:55,701
BOTH:
"Mary Kay Sayles was biking
with James Perry

554
00:19:55,767 --> 00:19:56,867
and Elliot Lindbergh."

555
00:19:56,934 --> 00:19:58,701
I'm thinking gay guy
and 'burb hater

556
00:19:58,767 --> 00:20:00,367
are out biking with
church lady.

557
00:20:00,434 --> 00:20:03,767
Oh, so you're thinking
they're a sexual threesome?

558
00:20:03,834 --> 00:20:05,667
What? Wow. No.
I was just thinking

559
00:20:05,734 --> 00:20:07,567
that one of these
cyclists was having sex

560
00:20:07,634 --> 00:20:08,901
with Kurt Bessette.

561
00:20:08,967 --> 00:20:12,200
Oh. So we should find out
where churchy lady's husband

562
00:20:12,267 --> 00:20:16,134
and gay guy's boyfriend
and 'burb hater's wife
were at that time.

563
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:17,767
Hey, if this turns out
to be some

564
00:20:17,834 --> 00:20:19,267
suburban-key-party-
threesome-revenge-slaying,

565
00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:21,300
it's gonna get
complicated and I'm
gonna get...

566
00:20:21,367 --> 00:20:22,567
Hey, so I finally got through

567
00:20:22,634 --> 00:20:25,001
the particulates
left behind by the saw.

568
00:20:25,068 --> 00:20:27,168
Three different
organic remnants on the cut:

569
00:20:27,233 --> 00:20:29,333
a hooked thorn from
the Bougainvillea glabra,

570
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:32,068
a haw from a hybrid
Crataegus monogyna

571
00:20:32,134 --> 00:20:35,600
and nectar from a Syringa
protolaciniata.

572
00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:37,267
Each plant was from
a different yard.

573
00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:38,701
But all on the same
reciprocating saw.

574
00:20:38,767 --> 00:20:40,001
Yeah.

575
00:20:49,767 --> 00:20:51,701
So, my question is,
did you kill Kurt Bessette

576
00:20:51,767 --> 00:20:55,600
on your own volition or did
his wife talk you into it?

577
00:20:55,667 --> 00:20:57,267
What?
Bessette was attacked

578
00:20:57,333 --> 00:20:59,134
with your hedge trimmer.
Come on.

579
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:01,367
Young hot suburban gardener,

580
00:21:01,434 --> 00:21:02,834
bored suburban
housewives.

581
00:21:02,901 --> 00:21:04,500
You're an ethnological trope.

582
00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:06,400
What?
Come on, Trey.

583
00:21:06,467 --> 00:21:08,068
Iced tea is not the only perk
here, is it?

584
00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:10,367
Look, I had nothing going
with Kurt Bessette's wife.

585
00:21:10,434 --> 00:21:13,300
Let me make this a little easier
for you, shall we?

586
00:21:16,034 --> 00:21:22,500
Which one of these people did
you have something going with?

587
00:21:26,267 --> 00:21:27,801
Paige Sayles.

588
00:21:29,134 --> 00:21:31,068
BRENNAN:
The church lady's daughter.

589
00:21:31,134 --> 00:21:34,567
She's 18, she's legal...
and, plus, it was her idea.

590
00:21:34,634 --> 00:21:36,200
And?

591
00:21:39,168 --> 00:21:42,001
Paula Lindbergh-- I think
she was trying to get pregnant

592
00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:44,834
so her husband would
stay in the suburbs.

593
00:21:44,901 --> 00:21:46,500
So, you mind being used
as a stud horse?

594
00:21:46,567 --> 00:21:48,034
Would you?

595
00:21:48,101 --> 00:21:50,300
Do these women know
about each other?

596
00:21:50,367 --> 00:21:51,434
Not from me.

597
00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:52,667
Then from who?

598
00:21:52,734 --> 00:21:55,801
Mr. Bessette caught
me and Mrs. Lindbergh

599
00:21:55,867 --> 00:21:57,034
sloshing up her hot tub.

600
00:21:58,101 --> 00:21:59,367
Where were you between the hours

601
00:21:59,434 --> 00:22:01,267
of 5:00 am and 8:00 am

602
00:22:01,333 --> 00:22:03,168
the morning
of the luau?

603
00:22:03,233 --> 00:22:04,567
I've got a girlfriend.

604
00:22:04,634 --> 00:22:06,200
I mean, back in
my neighborhood.

605
00:22:06,267 --> 00:22:08,634
A real one who I love.
I was with her.

606
00:22:12,001 --> 00:22:15,134
Wow. That cul-de-sac
is like a sex camp.

607
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:16,434
What? There's a sex camp?

608
00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:18,667
No, no, no-- listen,

609
00:22:18,734 --> 00:22:20,600
what were your
anthropological lines again?

610
00:22:20,667 --> 00:22:22,467
Influence,
dominance and suasion.

611
00:22:22,534 --> 00:22:23,934
Okay, look,
we both know

612
00:22:24,001 --> 00:22:26,034
that the murder victim wasn't
above shaking someone down

613
00:22:26,101 --> 00:22:28,267
for a phone line,
so maybe he finds out

614
00:22:28,333 --> 00:22:30,001
that Paula Lindbergh is
trying to make babies

615
00:22:30,068 --> 00:22:32,034
with the gardener;
he puts the squeeze on her,

616
00:22:32,101 --> 00:22:35,101
she kills him and Casanova
gardener boy helps out.

617
00:22:35,168 --> 00:22:36,801
Definitely fits
the paradigm.

618
00:22:36,867 --> 00:22:38,434
I was afraid this
would come up

619
00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:40,434
when I heard you took
Trey in for questioning.

620
00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:42,367
You were right.
So start talking.

621
00:22:42,434 --> 00:22:44,534
I should never have made
Elliot move to the suburbs.

622
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:47,434
In a way, I emasculated him.

623
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:49,300
Oh, God.
She's a therapist.

624
00:22:49,367 --> 00:22:50,867
She talks like a therapist.

625
00:22:50,934 --> 00:22:54,701
What? You remove a man from an
environment where he flourishes

626
00:22:54,767 --> 00:22:56,434
to a place where
he feels impotent,

627
00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:57,734
he actually becomes impotent.

628
00:22:57,801 --> 00:22:59,233
Look, if you wanted
a baby so bad,

629
00:22:59,300 --> 00:23:00,567
why didn't you just
move back to the city?

630
00:23:00,634 --> 00:23:03,600
We owe more on this
house than it's worth.

631
00:23:03,667 --> 00:23:06,400
And even if Elliot could sell
it, we're stuck financially.

632
00:23:06,467 --> 00:23:08,500
What happened when Kurt Bessette
found you with the gardener?

633
00:23:08,567 --> 00:23:09,767
Nothing.

634
00:23:09,834 --> 00:23:11,034
He smirked.

635
00:23:13,300 --> 00:23:15,801
Did Kurt threaten to tell
your husband or blackmail you?

636
00:23:15,867 --> 00:23:18,101
Oh, no. He wouldn't dare.
Why not?

637
00:23:18,168 --> 00:23:20,534
Wait, you think that
Kurt told my husband

638
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:23,267
about the gardener, and
so Elliot killed him?

639
00:23:25,068 --> 00:23:28,001
Elliot puked when he
shot a pig. Please.

640
00:23:28,068 --> 00:23:29,634
Interlocking lines of suasion

641
00:23:29,701 --> 00:23:30,934
between members
of the collective

642
00:23:31,001 --> 00:23:32,434
result in
multiple duplicities.

643
00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:33,934
Oh, my God.

644
00:23:34,001 --> 00:23:34,967
She's an anthropologist.

645
00:23:35,034 --> 00:23:36,200
She talks like an
anthropologist.

646
00:23:36,267 --> 00:23:37,300
Just answer the question.

647
00:23:37,367 --> 00:23:38,734
Why wouldn't
Kurt Bessette dare

648
00:23:38,801 --> 00:23:40,101
tell your husband
about the gardener?

649
00:23:40,168 --> 00:23:42,400
I'm a trained therapist.

650
00:23:42,467 --> 00:23:44,267
I looked at Kurt and Paige
talking on the street.

651
00:23:44,333 --> 00:23:47,034
I knew immediately that their
relationship was clandestine.

652
00:23:47,101 --> 00:23:48,467
Probably sexual.

653
00:23:48,534 --> 00:23:51,667
Kurt Bessette was sleeping
with that 18-year-old girl.

654
00:23:51,734 --> 00:23:53,034
I used that knowledge to ask

655
00:23:53,101 --> 00:23:55,233
for our five grand
back for the phone.

656
00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:57,168
Kurt wouldn't have agreed
if it weren't true.

657
00:23:58,333 --> 00:23:59,467
If I were you,

658
00:23:59,534 --> 00:24:01,034
I'd be looking
at Paige's father

659
00:24:01,101 --> 00:24:03,801
for this murder,
not my Elliot.

660
00:24:03,867 --> 00:24:05,467
PAIGE (in distance):
Hey, Dad!

661
00:24:05,534 --> 00:24:07,867
(shrieking)
I'm going to kill you!

662
00:24:07,934 --> 00:24:09,434
(laughing)
That never gets old.

663
00:24:12,101 --> 00:24:15,068
Okay, yeah,
Kurt and I hooked up.

664
00:24:15,134 --> 00:24:16,934
I'm of age.

665
00:24:17,001 --> 00:24:18,567
He didn't break any laws
sleeping with me.

666
00:24:18,634 --> 00:24:19,967
So, what
did you see in him?

667
00:24:20,034 --> 00:24:21,834
Kurt wasn't like
the other guys from here.

668
00:24:21,901 --> 00:24:23,901
He wasn't just cute,

669
00:24:23,967 --> 00:24:26,667
he was committed
to the environment,

670
00:24:26,734 --> 00:24:28,934
saving our planet.
People hated him

671
00:24:29,001 --> 00:24:30,467
because he made them
feel ashamed

672
00:24:30,534 --> 00:24:32,101
that they
weren't doing more.

673
00:24:32,168 --> 00:24:34,567
I think what they
hated was the windmill.

674
00:24:34,634 --> 00:24:36,967
You know, it's possible having
sex with you killed him.

675
00:24:37,034 --> 00:24:39,400
No, Kurt was in awesome shape.

676
00:24:39,467 --> 00:24:41,701
No, I didn't mean that
you gave him a heart attack.

677
00:24:41,767 --> 00:24:42,767
What I meant was,

678
00:24:42,834 --> 00:24:44,567
it's possible
that someone

679
00:24:44,634 --> 00:24:47,034
<i>who cares about you
killed him.</i>

680
00:24:47,101 --> 00:24:50,001
Like my Dad, you mean?

681
00:24:50,068 --> 00:24:51,901
Or Trey the gardener.

682
00:24:53,867 --> 00:24:56,233
But they didn't even
know about Kurt.

683
00:24:56,300 --> 00:24:59,867
Well... what if they did?

684
00:25:06,001 --> 00:25:08,333
<i>VAZIRI:
Is this an official
FBI investigation?</i>

685
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:11,233
Do I need some kind
of representation?

686
00:25:11,300 --> 00:25:12,901
Yeah, the whole
accent thing--

687
00:25:12,967 --> 00:25:14,101
it's kind of
out in the world.

688
00:25:14,168 --> 00:25:17,267
(with American accent):
I figured.

689
00:25:17,333 --> 00:25:20,367
This place, the Jeffersonian--

690
00:25:20,434 --> 00:25:23,400
they see things
in very black-and-white terms.

691
00:25:23,467 --> 00:25:25,634
Comes with the gig.
We're scientists.

692
00:25:25,701 --> 00:25:29,367
Yes, but unlike any of them,
you're religious.

693
00:25:29,434 --> 00:25:30,534
Muslim.

694
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:33,134
Now, this man I see
in front of me right now--

695
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:35,567
rational, pragmatic,
highly intelligent--

696
00:25:35,634 --> 00:25:38,267
that man might
have to explain

697
00:25:38,333 --> 00:25:40,534
his religion to people like that
every single day.

698
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:41,934
Whereas...

699
00:25:42,001 --> 00:25:44,734
Whereas a kid from the sticks of
Iran, newly arrived in the West,

700
00:25:44,801 --> 00:25:47,667
it's no wonder he clings to
his cultural superstitions.

701
00:25:47,734 --> 00:25:49,001
There you go.

702
00:25:49,068 --> 00:25:51,600
Frustrating enough to drive
a guy to fake an accent.

703
00:25:51,667 --> 00:25:53,767
Which, in my professional
opinion, is not crazy.

704
00:25:53,834 --> 00:25:55,500
You're a pretty smart guy.

705
00:25:55,567 --> 00:25:59,834
But I don't need a scientist
to tell me who or what I am.

706
00:25:59,901 --> 00:26:04,068
And neither should you,
Mr. Vaziri.

707
00:26:04,134 --> 00:26:05,068
Thanks for coming by.

708
00:26:05,134 --> 00:26:06,600
Thank you.

709
00:26:06,667 --> 00:26:10,101
Tox screen came back positive
for potassium nitrate,

710
00:26:10,168 --> 00:26:12,767
which can be prescribed
for high blood pressure...

711
00:26:12,834 --> 00:26:15,068
(on phone):
...but Kurt Bessette
was in very good shape.

712
00:26:15,134 --> 00:26:17,634
Yes, we heard that from
his teenage girlfriend.

713
00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:18,934
BOOTH:
Enough to kill the guy?

714
00:26:19,001 --> 00:26:20,934
Nope. He might have experienced
some muscle weakness,

715
00:26:21,001 --> 00:26:22,934
but otherwise saltpeter
is fairly harmless.

716
00:26:23,001 --> 00:26:24,467
Saltpeter is not harmless, okay?

717
00:26:24,534 --> 00:26:25,667
I went to Catholic school.

718
00:26:25,734 --> 00:26:27,333
That's a total myth, Booth.

719
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,500
No, Booth did actually
go to a Catholic school.

720
00:26:29,567 --> 00:26:31,434
BOOTH:
No, no, no, the nuns--
used to put saltpeter

721
00:26:31,500 --> 00:26:34,967
in all the boys' milk at lunch
so that we couldn't get...

722
00:26:35,034 --> 00:26:37,300
So we could concentrate
without...

723
00:26:37,367 --> 00:26:38,534
You know!

724
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:39,667
Ping?

725
00:26:39,734 --> 00:26:41,200
But how could you tell
that it was

726
00:26:41,267 --> 00:26:42,634
in the boys' milk
and not the girls'?

727
00:26:42,701 --> 00:26:44,068
'Cause the boys' milk
was always frothier.

728
00:26:44,134 --> 00:26:45,267
And did it work?

729
00:26:45,333 --> 00:26:47,168
Well, not on me.

730
00:26:47,233 --> 00:26:48,634
Well, it didn't work
on anyone, Booth.

731
00:26:48,701 --> 00:26:50,500
Why people insist upon believing

732
00:26:50,567 --> 00:26:52,068
that old wives' tale
in the face of all evidence,

733
00:26:52,134 --> 00:26:53,101
I'll never understand.

734
00:26:53,168 --> 00:26:55,634
Saltpeter acts
as a blood thinner.

735
00:26:55,701 --> 00:26:57,801
See? Thin blood
could stop a guy from...

736
00:26:57,867 --> 00:27:00,001
We've been saying
that the two wounds

737
00:27:00,068 --> 00:27:01,500
we found on the victim's body

738
00:27:01,567 --> 00:27:02,867
wouldn't be enough
for him to bleed out.

739
00:27:02,934 --> 00:27:05,434
But with saltpeter,
he could have bled internally

740
00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:08,300
from even minor
soft tissue damage.

741
00:27:08,367 --> 00:27:09,567
We'd never have seen
the evidence of that

742
00:27:09,634 --> 00:27:10,634
after he cooked.

743
00:27:10,701 --> 00:27:12,333
We got a probable
cause of death.

744
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:15,367
Now we just need to find out who
fed Kurt Bessette the saltpeter.

745
00:27:15,434 --> 00:27:18,200
I think you'll want to talk
to the cheating bastard's wife.

746
00:27:20,967 --> 00:27:22,600
I begged Kurt
to stop cheating on me.

747
00:27:22,667 --> 00:27:24,067
I did everything I could
in the bedroom

748
00:27:24,134 --> 00:27:25,201
to make him stay.

749
00:27:25,267 --> 00:27:27,001
I changed my hair.
I went to the gym.

750
00:27:27,067 --> 00:27:28,867
But when I went
to work every day,

751
00:27:28,934 --> 00:27:31,800
it was a "cat's away,
mice play" situation.

752
00:27:31,867 --> 00:27:33,700
Where did you
get the saltpeter?

753
00:27:33,767 --> 00:27:36,401
Oh. Um...

754
00:27:36,468 --> 00:27:38,334
Nate and James
have stump remover.

755
00:27:38,401 --> 00:27:40,633
And that's 98% saltpeter.

756
00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:42,301
I figured that might be enough

757
00:27:42,368 --> 00:27:44,034
to remove Kurt's stump
from her garden.

758
00:27:44,101 --> 00:27:46,468
Who else knew

759
00:27:46,533 --> 00:27:47,667
he was cheating?

760
00:27:47,734 --> 00:27:49,267
Nobody.

761
00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:51,267
Unless her husband found out.

762
00:27:51,334 --> 00:27:52,533
(whispering):
Husband?

763
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:53,633
Kurt Bessette was sleeping

764
00:27:53,700 --> 00:27:55,101
with the church
lady, too.

765
00:27:55,167 --> 00:27:58,034
Do you think her husband
is capable of murder?

766
00:27:58,101 --> 00:27:59,334
Bob? No.

767
00:27:59,401 --> 00:28:01,267
He's just
a big dumb-ass knob

768
00:28:01,334 --> 00:28:03,368
who thinks Verbena Court
is Heaven.

769
00:28:03,434 --> 00:28:05,368
That was before
he knew the neighbor

770
00:28:05,434 --> 00:28:08,368
was having sex with both
his wife and his daughter.

771
00:28:08,434 --> 00:28:10,633
I don't care how big of
a dumb-ass Bob Sayles is.

772
00:28:10,700 --> 00:28:13,334
He finds that out, he's going
to want to kill her husband.

773
00:28:14,633 --> 00:28:16,001
(Booth clears throat)

774
00:28:20,134 --> 00:28:22,167
How did you find out
about me and Kurt?

775
00:28:22,234 --> 00:28:24,633
Only the two of us knew
and-and Kurt's dead.

776
00:28:24,700 --> 00:28:26,067
You were not the only person

777
00:28:26,134 --> 00:28:27,734
that Kurt Bessette
was sleeping with.

778
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:30,334
You mean, aside from his wife?

779
00:28:32,234 --> 00:28:36,101
So I wasn't his only...

780
00:28:36,167 --> 00:28:37,700
Well, who? Who else?

781
00:28:39,134 --> 00:28:41,167
He was sleeping with
your daughter Paige.

782
00:28:44,967 --> 00:28:48,034
You can understand why
you were a suspect here.

783
00:28:49,067 --> 00:28:50,600
Yes.

784
00:28:50,667 --> 00:28:53,334
People kill out of jealousy.

785
00:28:53,401 --> 00:28:56,034
I guess it won't matter
if I deny it.

786
00:28:56,101 --> 00:28:57,734
Uh, but you're not
our prime suspect.

787
00:28:57,800 --> 00:28:59,167
You see, you have an alibi.

788
00:28:59,234 --> 00:29:02,401
You were out biking with James
Perry and Elliot Lindbergh.

789
00:29:02,468 --> 00:29:07,101
So you think Kelly found out
and killed her own husband?

790
00:29:09,633 --> 00:29:11,167
Paige?

791
00:29:11,234 --> 00:29:13,567
My God, she's only 18.

792
00:29:16,234 --> 00:29:20,134
You think my Bob found out
and killed Kurt?

793
00:29:31,934 --> 00:29:33,267
<i>HODGINS:
I found evidence
of a homogenous mixture</i>

794
00:29:33,334 --> 00:29:37,468
of oily and waxy long-chain,
which are non-polar hydrocarbons

795
00:29:37,533 --> 00:29:39,567
in, uh, this fracture
of the skull.

796
00:29:39,633 --> 00:29:40,867
Can't you just say lubricant?

797
00:29:40,934 --> 00:29:42,101
Isn't that much quicker?

798
00:29:42,167 --> 00:29:43,434
Arastoo must be
finished looking

799
00:29:43,500 --> 00:29:45,234
at the mini-fractures
in that area, right?

800
00:29:45,301 --> 00:29:46,468
Where is he?

801
00:29:46,533 --> 00:29:47,633
(with American accent):
Sorry.

802
00:29:47,700 --> 00:29:49,633
Sorry, I just
finished morning prayers.

803
00:29:49,700 --> 00:29:51,001
(thudding)

804
00:29:51,067 --> 00:29:55,001
Skull fracture is located
high on the frontal bone,

805
00:29:55,067 --> 00:29:56,368
right on the midline.

806
00:29:56,434 --> 00:29:58,600
Whoa!

807
00:29:58,667 --> 00:30:00,201
<i>Who are you?</i>

808
00:30:02,368 --> 00:30:03,633
I don't have an accent.

809
00:30:03,700 --> 00:30:05,334
I was faking it.

810
00:30:05,401 --> 00:30:06,734
But I am devout.

811
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:08,834
I do pray
five times a day.

812
00:30:08,900 --> 00:30:11,334
Now can we get back
to work, please?

813
00:30:11,401 --> 00:30:12,834
Oh, no.
Definitely not.

814
00:30:12,900 --> 00:30:15,001
How do we know you're
not faking this accent?

815
00:30:15,067 --> 00:30:16,600
Does Brennan
know about this?

816
00:30:16,667 --> 00:30:18,301
Yes. She doesn't care.

817
00:30:19,301 --> 00:30:20,767
She doesn't care.

818
00:30:20,834 --> 00:30:23,401
The midline fracture...

819
00:30:23,468 --> 00:30:25,067
No, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no...

820
00:30:25,134 --> 00:30:27,201
Arastoo, things will go a lot
faster if you just explain.

821
00:30:27,267 --> 00:30:29,301
When I speak as though
I just got off the boat,

822
00:30:29,368 --> 00:30:31,267
people accept
my religious convictions.

823
00:30:31,334 --> 00:30:34,134
Plus, fewer terrorist jokes.

824
00:30:34,201 --> 00:30:36,001
I don't know why.
'Cause they're afraid of you.

825
00:30:37,368 --> 00:30:39,101
You are so going
to pay for this.
Yeah.

826
00:30:39,167 --> 00:30:40,967
I have no doubt that is true.

827
00:30:41,034 --> 00:30:43,867
Now, this wound
has a distinctive

828
00:30:43,934 --> 00:30:45,434
curve shape to it.

829
00:30:45,500 --> 00:30:47,101
SAROYAN:
It doesn't look very severe.

830
00:30:47,167 --> 00:30:50,533
Corresponding microfractures
to the posterior cranium

831
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:51,800
indicate that Kurt was hit

832
00:30:51,867 --> 00:30:53,967
while resting his head
on a hard surface.

833
00:30:54,034 --> 00:30:55,500
So, a weak blow
that was delivered

834
00:30:55,567 --> 00:30:57,101
when Kurt was already
on the ground?

835
00:30:57,167 --> 00:30:59,468
There's a concrete base
on the wind turbine.

836
00:30:59,567 --> 00:31:01,234
Bob Sayles is
a big, burly man.

837
00:31:01,301 --> 00:31:02,967
Yeah, but he's a decent guy.

838
00:31:03,034 --> 00:31:04,034
Well, what does that
have to do with it?

839
00:31:04,101 --> 00:31:05,301
Decent guys, you know.

840
00:31:05,368 --> 00:31:06,500
They have a harder time
hitting a guy

841
00:31:06,567 --> 00:31:07,667
when they're already
down on the ground.

842
00:31:07,734 --> 00:31:09,667
So, not a weak blow,
a half-hearted one?

843
00:31:09,734 --> 00:31:11,167
This mark here

844
00:31:11,234 --> 00:31:13,201
could be congruent
with a golf club.

845
00:31:13,267 --> 00:31:14,834
It's curved and metallic.

846
00:31:14,900 --> 00:31:16,301
I could run up an image.

847
00:31:16,368 --> 00:31:18,034
Most clubs have a
brazing composition

848
00:31:18,101 --> 00:31:19,934
to secure the titanium alloy
that's on the club head.

849
00:31:20,001 --> 00:31:21,334
I can check on that.

850
00:31:21,401 --> 00:31:24,900
So a reciprocating saw, a
golf-club with some lubricant.

851
00:31:24,967 --> 00:31:28,001
That just leaves the
puncture weapon unidentified.

852
00:31:29,567 --> 00:31:31,533
It takes a village, Bones.

853
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:32,934
Uh, I beg your pardon?

854
00:31:33,001 --> 00:31:34,368
A village to raise
a kid properly.

855
00:31:34,434 --> 00:31:35,700
You know, it
takes a village.

856
00:31:35,767 --> 00:31:37,767
But metaphorically; it doesn't
mean we all must grow up

857
00:31:37,834 --> 00:31:39,567
in hamlets of 800
people or less.

858
00:31:39,633 --> 00:31:41,201
Thanks, um... Will
you be my village?

859
00:31:41,267 --> 00:31:42,700
Huh?

860
00:31:42,767 --> 00:31:45,667
I-I need Parker to know that I
lead a full and rewarding life.

861
00:31:45,734 --> 00:31:47,167
But you don't.
What?

862
00:31:47,234 --> 00:31:48,633
Yes, I do.
No, you don't.

863
00:31:48,700 --> 00:31:50,101
You work too much,
you don't socialize,

864
00:31:50,167 --> 00:31:52,468
all of which prevents you
from having a full sex life.

865
00:31:52,533 --> 00:31:55,967
Okay, please, let's just take a
hint from, you know, the suburbs

866
00:31:56,034 --> 00:31:57,201
and just make it look good.

867
00:31:57,267 --> 00:31:59,468
You want to know if
I'll help you fool your son

868
00:31:59,533 --> 00:32:01,034
into thinking your
life is gratifying?

869
00:32:01,101 --> 00:32:02,067
Yeah. Will you do it?

870
00:32:02,134 --> 00:32:03,500
Well, how?

871
00:32:03,567 --> 00:32:04,800
Come to dinner with us.

872
00:32:04,867 --> 00:32:06,067
Have fun. Laugh at my jokes.

873
00:32:06,134 --> 00:32:08,600
<i>That might actually
turn out to be fun,</i>

874
00:32:08,667 --> 00:32:10,800
thus becoming
a self-fulfilling desire.

875
00:32:10,867 --> 00:32:12,301
Right. So, you'll do it?

876
00:32:12,368 --> 00:32:15,633
Yes, I will be your hamlet
of 800 people or less.

877
00:32:15,700 --> 00:32:16,934
My village.

878
00:32:17,001 --> 00:32:18,468
I was being amusing.

879
00:32:18,533 --> 00:32:19,900
You should laugh
at my jokes, too.

880
00:32:19,967 --> 00:32:20,934
I'm laughing on the inside.

881
00:32:21,001 --> 00:32:22,234
SWEETS:
Hey, so I just told

882
00:32:22,301 --> 00:32:24,900
Bob Sayles that both
his wife and daughter

883
00:32:24,967 --> 00:32:26,434
were having sex
with Kurt Bessette.

884
00:32:26,500 --> 00:32:28,867
Was he shocked?
Yeah, and he wasn't faking it.

885
00:32:28,934 --> 00:32:31,401
Well, you shouldn't say
that like it's a fact.

886
00:32:31,468 --> 00:32:34,533
In my opinion,
his dismay was genuine.

887
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:36,867
However, it's difficult
to say whether the shock

888
00:32:36,934 --> 00:32:38,468
was due to
the sexual revelations

889
00:32:38,533 --> 00:32:41,034
or if we discovered information
he was keeping secret.

890
00:32:41,101 --> 00:32:42,633
I appreciate
the distinction.

891
00:32:42,700 --> 00:32:44,134
Hold on to that
for a second.

892
00:32:46,034 --> 00:32:47,700
You do the best you can,
you know?

893
00:32:47,767 --> 00:32:50,001
You go to work,
you bring home the bacon,

894
00:32:50,067 --> 00:32:51,134
you raise a daughter.

895
00:32:51,201 --> 00:32:53,167
Either of you
got daughters?

896
00:32:53,234 --> 00:32:54,267
Mm-mm.

897
00:32:54,334 --> 00:32:56,401
Well, that's the trip,
man-- daughters.

898
00:32:56,468 --> 00:32:58,767
I was so worried about Paige
and that gardener kid,

899
00:32:58,834 --> 00:33:00,667
I didn't see what
was happening with Kurt.

900
00:33:00,734 --> 00:33:02,834
But, I mean, what do you do,
preach abstinence?

901
00:33:02,900 --> 00:33:05,600
Doesn't work in Alaska; why
would it work on Verbena Court?

902
00:33:05,667 --> 00:33:08,101
Did you suspect anything
about your wife?

903
00:33:08,167 --> 00:33:09,667
I gotta confess...

904
00:33:10,667 --> 00:33:11,600
If I'd have known

905
00:33:11,667 --> 00:33:12,934
any of that, I'd have killed

906
00:33:13,001 --> 00:33:14,468
the son of a bitch, bare hands.

907
00:33:14,533 --> 00:33:17,101
And there's not a jury in this
country that would convict me,

908
00:33:17,167 --> 00:33:18,734
either.
That is untrue.

909
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:21,101
They most certainly
would have convicted you.

910
00:33:21,167 --> 00:33:22,267
You don't have an alibi?

911
00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:24,234
I was home alone, sleeping in,

912
00:33:24,301 --> 00:33:27,533
after getting that pig pit
all dug and ready and lit.

913
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:29,934
Why would Mary Kay
do this to me?

914
00:33:30,001 --> 00:33:32,368
I've been a good husband,
good provider.

915
00:33:32,434 --> 00:33:33,967
I took two jobs.

916
00:33:34,034 --> 00:33:35,267
Two jobs?

917
00:33:35,334 --> 00:33:36,767
We only have you down

918
00:33:36,834 --> 00:33:37,967
as a CPA for an airline.

919
00:33:38,034 --> 00:33:39,633
Yeah, well, me and Kurt

920
00:33:39,700 --> 00:33:41,633
started a side business
on the Internet.

921
00:33:41,700 --> 00:33:44,334
You and Kurt Bessette
had a business together?

922
00:33:44,401 --> 00:33:45,434
Yep.

923
00:33:45,533 --> 00:33:47,001
It was going good, too.

924
00:33:47,067 --> 00:33:49,267
Can you continue
the business without him?

925
00:33:49,334 --> 00:33:50,500
Nah. No way.

926
00:33:50,567 --> 00:33:52,067
He was the entrepreneur.

927
00:33:52,134 --> 00:33:53,800
I just handled the books.

928
00:33:53,867 --> 00:33:55,034
What kind of business was it?

929
00:33:55,101 --> 00:33:58,633
The only kind
that's recession-proof.

930
00:33:58,700 --> 00:34:00,967
(door sliding open)

931
00:34:01,034 --> 00:34:03,201
BRENNAN:
Sex toys.

932
00:34:05,567 --> 00:34:07,734
BOOTH:
Guy goes into
the sex toy business

933
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:12,134
with another guy, who
commences to nail his wife...

934
00:34:12,201 --> 00:34:13,533
and daughter.

935
00:34:17,201 --> 00:34:20,234
BOOTH:
Probably using some
of the merchandise here

936
00:34:20,301 --> 00:34:21,834
to double the fun, huh, Bones?

937
00:34:21,900 --> 00:34:23,101
(whip slaps)

938
00:34:25,067 --> 00:34:26,334
Bones, looks
like we found

939
00:34:26,401 --> 00:34:28,401
the lubricant.

940
00:34:31,950 --> 00:34:33,317
Oh... my God.

941
00:34:33,384 --> 00:34:36,350
Please tell me this has
something to do with the case.

942
00:34:36,417 --> 00:34:39,484
This comprises the contents
of the Sayles' family garage.

943
00:34:39,551 --> 00:34:42,451
Brennan asked me and
Arastoo to look for
possible murder weapons.

944
00:34:42,517 --> 00:34:44,617
We did find the lube--
it's enough to make

945
00:34:44,684 --> 00:34:45,784
the whole neighborhood smile.

946
00:34:45,851 --> 00:34:48,818
And there's this.

947
00:34:48,884 --> 00:34:50,250
Well, that looks... scary.

948
00:34:50,317 --> 00:34:52,050
Wasn't a golf club.

949
00:34:52,117 --> 00:34:54,551
No brazing agent or titanium.

950
00:34:54,617 --> 00:34:56,083
Could it have
been this?

951
00:34:56,150 --> 00:34:57,784
Oh. Ouch.

952
00:34:57,851 --> 00:35:00,083
What about this lubricant?
HODGINS:
No,

953
00:35:00,150 --> 00:35:01,451
it's not the right lube.

954
00:35:01,517 --> 00:35:03,417
The lubricant in the fracture
contains hexane

955
00:35:03,484 --> 00:35:04,651
silicone,
mineral oil

956
00:35:04,717 --> 00:35:06,651
and propellant.

957
00:35:06,717 --> 00:35:08,484
Same kind used
to lubricate a bicycle chain.

958
00:35:11,751 --> 00:35:13,517
I think I found the weapon.

959
00:35:13,584 --> 00:35:16,684
This point matches
the puncture wound.

960
00:35:16,751 --> 00:35:18,484
There's one of those
signs on every lawn

961
00:35:18,551 --> 00:35:19,851
on the cul-de-sac.
Bob Sayles was

962
00:35:19,918 --> 00:35:21,250
the head of the
Neighborhood Watch.

963
00:35:21,317 --> 00:35:22,284
He's the one that
distributed signs.

964
00:35:22,350 --> 00:35:23,651
Huh. You're gonna
need to luminol

965
00:35:23,717 --> 00:35:25,317
every sign
on Verbena Court.

966
00:35:25,384 --> 00:35:26,484
You're gonna tell me
to stop looking

967
00:35:26,551 --> 00:35:27,484
through all of this stuff now,

968
00:35:27,551 --> 00:35:28,751
aren't you?
I'm afraid so.

969
00:35:29,918 --> 00:35:31,651
I'll go tell Booth
about the lube.

970
00:35:31,717 --> 00:35:32,950
Spoilsport.

971
00:35:33,017 --> 00:35:36,851
Finding likely murder
weapons way too fast.

972
00:35:43,717 --> 00:35:45,684
BRENNAN:
Any blood, Hodgins?

973
00:35:58,918 --> 00:36:00,551
BOOTH:
Nothing?

974
00:36:19,217 --> 00:36:21,517
Booth.
Yeah?

975
00:36:21,584 --> 00:36:23,384
We're testing positive
for blood here.

976
00:36:23,451 --> 00:36:25,417
Someone stabbed him
with his own sign.

977
00:36:29,451 --> 00:36:31,083
Curved, metallic object

978
00:36:31,150 --> 00:36:33,217
I thought might
be a golf club?

979
00:36:33,284 --> 00:36:34,918
Her shoes.

980
00:36:36,284 --> 00:36:37,684
BOOTH:
Silicone lubricant.

981
00:36:37,751 --> 00:36:38,851
You kicked

982
00:36:38,918 --> 00:36:40,083
Kurt Bessette
in the head

983
00:36:40,150 --> 00:36:41,784
while he was lying
in the pebbles.

984
00:36:44,417 --> 00:36:46,551
You were with James Perry and
Elliot Lindbergh that morning.

985
00:36:46,617 --> 00:36:49,050
BRENNAN:
The three of you each gave him
a separate blow.

986
00:36:49,117 --> 00:36:51,417
Any one of you could
have taken the saw from

987
00:36:51,484 --> 00:36:53,651
the gardener's truck.
And the sign
from his lawn.

988
00:36:53,717 --> 00:36:54,818
We have alibis.

989
00:36:54,884 --> 00:36:56,551
You're each other's alibis.

990
00:36:56,617 --> 00:36:58,918
All three of you
were together at
the time of death.

991
00:36:58,983 --> 00:36:59,983
Your alibi just
turned into

992
00:37:00,050 --> 00:37:01,284
an anti-alibi.

993
00:37:02,517 --> 00:37:04,851
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa.

994
00:37:04,918 --> 00:37:07,851
(groaning)
Take these three
into custody, please.

995
00:37:07,918 --> 00:37:08,884
OFFICER:
Yes, sir!

996
00:37:08,950 --> 00:37:10,451
Got it!

997
00:37:10,517 --> 00:37:11,751
OFFICER:
Hands behind your back now.

998
00:37:11,818 --> 00:37:13,551
Right now!
Let's go!

999
00:37:13,617 --> 00:37:14,918
(handcuffs rattling,
clicking)

1000
00:37:23,918 --> 00:37:25,684
BRENNAN:
Three separate injuries

1001
00:37:25,751 --> 00:37:28,083
to the body and...
three suspects.

1002
00:37:28,150 --> 00:37:30,217
Access to the luau pit.

1003
00:37:30,284 --> 00:37:32,818
The evidence indicates that
we caught the murderers.

1004
00:37:32,884 --> 00:37:35,651
Yeah, I believe you did
catch the right people.

1005
00:37:35,717 --> 00:37:36,983
Okay, then what's your problem?

1006
00:37:37,050 --> 00:37:38,484
Motive.
BRENNAN:
James Perry

1007
00:37:38,551 --> 00:37:41,384
was angry that Kurt
poisoned the dog.

1008
00:37:41,451 --> 00:37:44,384
Elliot Lindbergh
was ripped off for $5,000.

1009
00:37:44,451 --> 00:37:46,284
Right. My problem is,
all these motives

1010
00:37:46,350 --> 00:37:47,983
were a long time cooking, right?

1011
00:37:48,050 --> 00:37:49,284
These weapons--

1012
00:37:49,350 --> 00:37:51,983
a sign, the hedge trimmers,
kicking him--

1013
00:37:52,050 --> 00:37:54,651
all suggest...
heat of the moment, right?

1014
00:37:54,717 --> 00:37:56,150
Not premeditation.

1015
00:37:56,217 --> 00:37:57,350
So you want to know
why they all

1016
00:37:57,417 --> 00:37:58,350
snapped at that precise moment.

1017
00:37:58,417 --> 00:37:59,851
Yeah, yeah.
Now, picture it:

1018
00:37:59,918 --> 00:38:03,350
It's dawn; three cyclists
are heading out.

1019
00:38:03,417 --> 00:38:04,417
They spot Kurt.

1020
00:38:04,484 --> 00:38:06,150
They approach him
for some reason.

1021
00:38:06,217 --> 00:38:07,284
They argue, and then,

1022
00:38:07,350 --> 00:38:10,484
with all this pent-up rage,
they attack.

1023
00:38:10,551 --> 00:38:12,551
One slice, one jab, one kick.

1024
00:38:12,617 --> 00:38:14,983
They didn't know that he
was full of the blood thinner,

1025
00:38:15,050 --> 00:38:16,651
that he would die
from the assault.

1026
00:38:16,717 --> 00:38:17,918
Why does this matter?

1027
00:38:17,983 --> 00:38:19,517
We already have
the people responsible.

1028
00:38:19,584 --> 00:38:21,250
'Cause it's knowledge,
Dr. Brennan.

1029
00:38:21,317 --> 00:38:22,384
It's insight into humans.

1030
00:38:22,451 --> 00:38:24,284
It's why I do what I do.

1031
00:38:24,350 --> 00:38:26,184
It's a good answer, Bones.

1032
00:38:27,217 --> 00:38:29,484
It was a good answer.

1033
00:38:29,551 --> 00:38:32,184
Fine.
Okay, Kurt must have

1034
00:38:32,250 --> 00:38:35,217
violated some ethos
of the suburbs.

1035
00:38:35,284 --> 00:38:37,717
Like cheating on his wife
or ripping off his neighbors.

1036
00:38:37,784 --> 00:38:39,317
Those are all
accepted derivations

1037
00:38:39,384 --> 00:38:40,584
of the suburban ethos.

1038
00:38:40,651 --> 00:38:42,751
Cam said that
one of her neighbors

1039
00:38:42,818 --> 00:38:44,484
had his garage burned down

1040
00:38:44,551 --> 00:38:46,684
for cutting his lawn
on the diagonal.

1041
00:38:46,751 --> 00:38:49,751
(loud squeaking, creaking)

1042
00:38:51,651 --> 00:38:53,117
The windmill.

1043
00:38:53,184 --> 00:38:54,517
It was the
last straw.

1044
00:38:54,584 --> 00:38:56,451
It's ugly, makes
a horrible sound,

1045
00:38:56,517 --> 00:38:58,384
destroys home values--

1046
00:38:58,451 --> 00:39:01,517
BOOTH:
It's the diagonal lawn
of Verbena Court.

1047
00:39:01,584 --> 00:39:03,884
(rattling, creaking)

1048
00:39:05,717 --> 00:39:08,217
Okay, this is
basically vodka

1049
00:39:08,284 --> 00:39:11,250
with a very, very
subtle hint of pepper.

1050
00:39:11,317 --> 00:39:12,651
None for me.

1051
00:39:12,717 --> 00:39:14,918
Okay, it's technically
illegal moonshine,

1052
00:39:14,983 --> 00:39:17,551
but we are scientists
honing our craft.

1053
00:39:17,617 --> 00:39:19,250
I don't drink alcohol.
Okay,

1054
00:39:19,317 --> 00:39:20,250
let's have it.

1055
00:39:20,317 --> 00:39:21,950
Have what?
How do you balance

1056
00:39:22,017 --> 00:39:25,584
an archaic religious belief
with a life devoted to science?

1057
00:39:25,651 --> 00:39:28,017
This discussion is exactly
what I hoped to avoid.

1058
00:39:28,083 --> 00:39:29,784
It's not our fault
you let the accent slip.

1059
00:39:29,851 --> 00:39:32,918
There's no conflict
between Allah and science.

1060
00:39:32,983 --> 00:39:34,184
Allah created
the mystery

1061
00:39:34,250 --> 00:39:35,884
of the world,
and science struggles,

1062
00:39:35,983 --> 00:39:37,584
and mostly fails,
to explain it.

1063
00:39:37,651 --> 00:39:39,117
But the search
for truth

1064
00:39:39,184 --> 00:39:42,083
is honorable, and I honor Allah
through the search for truth.

1065
00:39:42,150 --> 00:39:43,517
I get that.

1066
00:39:43,584 --> 00:39:45,751
But what's with
the "Kill the infidel" routine?

1067
00:39:45,818 --> 00:39:47,017
(wry laugh)

1068
00:39:47,083 --> 00:39:48,751
It's times like this
I wish I drank alcohol.

1069
00:39:48,818 --> 00:39:51,117
Well, "Fight and slay
the unbeliever."

1070
00:39:51,184 --> 00:39:54,083
I prefer the other option, which
is to enslave the unbeliever.

1071
00:39:56,117 --> 00:39:57,317
It's a joke.

1072
00:39:58,451 --> 00:40:00,150
That was funny.

1073
00:40:00,217 --> 00:40:01,284
Is this part done?

1074
00:40:01,350 --> 00:40:03,784
Not quite.
I have one more question.

1075
00:40:03,851 --> 00:40:07,083
If you took the all-time
greatest Celtics players

1076
00:40:07,150 --> 00:40:09,217
and put them against
the all-time greatest Lakers,

1077
00:40:09,284 --> 00:40:10,117
who would win?

1078
00:40:10,184 --> 00:40:11,217
Including the years

1079
00:40:11,284 --> 00:40:12,317
when the Lakers
played in Minneapolis?

1080
00:40:12,384 --> 00:40:13,350
Definitely
the Celtics.

1081
00:40:13,417 --> 00:40:14,818
Okay, I got one,
I got one.

1082
00:40:14,884 --> 00:40:16,184
Pit the all-time
greatest Christians

1083
00:40:16,250 --> 00:40:18,284
against the all-time
greatest Muslims.

1084
00:40:18,350 --> 00:40:21,417
(laughter)

1085
00:40:21,484 --> 00:40:23,684
Oh, you just got smote.

1086
00:40:23,751 --> 00:40:24,851
Wow.

1087
00:40:24,918 --> 00:40:26,684
(laughter)

1088
00:40:26,751 --> 00:40:28,851
<i>BOOTH:
This is fun.</i>

1089
00:40:28,918 --> 00:40:30,417
Isn't it fun?

1090
00:40:30,484 --> 00:40:31,684
Yes. I'm having fun.

1091
00:40:31,751 --> 00:40:32,784
Is he?

1092
00:40:32,851 --> 00:40:34,150
Bones, you can
ask him yourself.

1093
00:40:34,217 --> 00:40:35,551
BRENNAN:
Hey.

1094
00:40:35,617 --> 00:40:37,317
Are you having fun?
Milk shakes are fun,

1095
00:40:37,384 --> 00:40:40,551
and I'm having a milk shake,
so, yeah, I'm having fun.

1096
00:40:40,617 --> 00:40:42,818
That's an excellent
syllogism.

1097
00:40:42,884 --> 00:40:44,184
She thinks I'm silly?

1098
00:40:45,617 --> 00:40:47,017
What-what's wrong?

1099
00:40:47,083 --> 00:40:49,350
He needs a girlfriend.

1100
00:40:49,417 --> 00:40:51,484
Well, why doesn't he have one?
I don't know.

1101
00:40:51,551 --> 00:40:52,918
That's another thing
we can't talk about

1102
00:40:52,983 --> 00:40:54,484
until I have hair under my arms.

1103
00:40:54,551 --> 00:40:56,717
I got a good idea:
what do you say
we all go bowling,

1104
00:40:56,784 --> 00:40:58,284
get out of here, huh?
Couldn't you be his girlfriend?

1105
00:40:58,350 --> 00:40:59,717
Buddy, you really
gotta quit that.

1106
00:40:59,784 --> 00:41:00,851
That would be
inappropriate.

1107
00:41:00,918 --> 00:41:03,184
Why?
Because...

1108
00:41:04,184 --> 00:41:05,818
...we work together.

1109
00:41:05,884 --> 00:41:07,184
That's a stupid reason.
BOOTH:
You know what?

1110
00:41:07,250 --> 00:41:08,584
Bones, I'm really not
comfortable with the questions

1111
00:41:08,651 --> 00:41:09,983
that you're asking.
Booth, could
you maybe

1112
00:41:10,050 --> 00:41:12,684
trust me for a second, trust
that I can say the right thing?

1113
00:41:12,751 --> 00:41:14,017
In the time
that I've been with you,

1114
00:41:14,083 --> 00:41:16,884
I've learned a lot about
how to deal with people.

1115
00:41:16,950 --> 00:41:20,217
Your father is very,
very good with people.

1116
00:41:20,284 --> 00:41:22,217
Then why doesn't he
have a girlfriend?

1117
00:41:22,284 --> 00:41:23,584
And we're off.

1118
00:41:24,684 --> 00:41:25,983
Okay. All right, all right.

1119
00:41:26,050 --> 00:41:28,317
Can I ask you a question?

1120
00:41:28,384 --> 00:41:30,717
Why do you think your father
needs a girlfriend so much?

1121
00:41:30,784 --> 00:41:32,150
Okay, look, Bones,
there's a whole

1122
00:41:32,217 --> 00:41:34,651
gender-parent dealy-bob thing
going on here.

1123
00:41:34,717 --> 00:41:36,184
You're just going
to confuse him.

1124
00:41:36,250 --> 00:41:37,983
So I can have a pool.

1125
00:41:38,050 --> 00:41:39,918
He doesn't sound confused.

1126
00:41:39,983 --> 00:41:41,150
A pool?

1127
00:41:41,217 --> 00:41:43,651
Lasky's dad got a pool
with his girlfriend.

1128
00:41:43,717 --> 00:41:45,950
Oh, you mean Lasky
with the, uh, third nostril?

1129
00:41:46,017 --> 00:41:47,384
Lasky's dad
got a girlfriend.

1130
00:41:47,451 --> 00:41:50,517
Then, they got married and moved
to a house with a pool.

1131
00:41:50,584 --> 00:41:52,350
Maybe, if you got married,
you'd move

1132
00:41:52,417 --> 00:41:54,784
to a house with a pool
that I could swim in.

1133
00:41:54,851 --> 00:41:55,851
Well, he seems
extremely clear

1134
00:41:55,918 --> 00:41:57,584
on why he wants you
to get a girlfriend.

1135
00:41:57,651 --> 00:41:59,284
I don't know why you
didn't just ask him.

1136
00:42:01,317 --> 00:42:02,983
So, the whole reason
you wanted me

1137
00:42:03,050 --> 00:42:05,851
to get a girlfriend was so that
you could have a pool?

1138
00:42:05,918 --> 00:42:07,250
Mm-hmm.
Why else would I care?

1139
00:42:07,317 --> 00:42:11,050
There is a pool
in my building...

1140
00:42:11,117 --> 00:42:12,918
that the two
of you can use

1141
00:42:12,983 --> 00:42:15,150
as my guests anytime.

1142
00:42:15,217 --> 00:42:16,451
Awesome.
That's awesome, right, Dad?

1143
00:42:16,517 --> 00:42:17,651
No, not awesome.

1144
00:42:17,717 --> 00:42:19,250
Simple Socratic method
of solving a problem.

1145
00:42:19,317 --> 00:42:20,284
Nope.

1146
00:42:20,350 --> 00:42:21,350
Mm-mm.

1147
00:42:21,417 --> 00:42:22,484
Parker is right.

1148
00:42:22,551 --> 00:42:23,617
You're awesome, Bones.

1149
00:42:23,684 --> 00:42:24,950
Yeah.

1150
00:42:25,017 --> 00:42:26,384
I'm awesome.

1151
00:42:27,584 --> 00:42:29,784
Cheers.

1152
00:42:29,851 --> 00:42:34,317
<font color="#ffff00">Sync by honeybunny</font>
<font color="#ffff00">www.addic7ed.com</font>

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