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So I've been a freegan
for about a year now.
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If Al Gore really cared
about the environment,
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he'd live out of Dumpsters.
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You should, like, totally
be in charge of the earth.
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Don't I know it?
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This is a primo Dumpster.
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Two restaurants and
a convenience store use it.
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You're the only person
I've ever brought here.
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Nobody's taken me out to
dinner in, like, forever.
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We are going to indulge
in a freegan feast, milady.
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Hop in.
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Okay.
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Ooh.
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"best
before" dates
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are just marketing tools
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to increase profits
and make more garbage
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to feed the
corporate monster.
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Oh, look, eggs and some apples.
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Just, just eat
around the bruised part.
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Mmm.
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This is
like throwing out
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a baby.
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I feel so close
to you right now.
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Oh, look at all the yogurt
and the veggies.
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Wait a minute,
do you smell that?
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There's something
choice down there.
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You learn to recognize scents,
like a wine guy.
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Yeah.
Could be meat.
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If you cook it through,
it's fine.
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Mmm, it's meat.
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Hmm, the perfect murder?
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I'm a forensic
anthropologist.
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It would be odd if I didn't
consider the perfect murder.
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First consideration: complete
annihilation of the body.
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No body, no murder, perfect.
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Why are we talking about this?
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My car, I choose the
topic of conversation.
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Also, my car achieves
excellent gas mileage,
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currently
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51 miles
per gallon.
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Okay,
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you win, so let's talk
about the perfect murder.
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Of course, at this point I'm
simply being theoretical.
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Wait, what do you mean
"at this point"?
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There are so many variables
in a person's life,
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it'd be irrational to
completely rule out
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the possibility of
murdering someone.
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No, it's not.
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You say I'm never going
to murder someone.
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I don't believe in absolutes.
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Scary.
You know what?
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You're really scaring me
right now.
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Because you know that
if I did commit murder,
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you'd never be able to catch me.
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I could catch you.
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No, my plan is foolproof.
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Oh, now it's an actual plan.
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Now, this is a good place
to dispose of a body.
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Trash men-- they come
every other day,
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and then it's off
to the landfill,
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body never to be seen.
Perhaps.
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There is no perfect murder;
it's chance and luck.
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My plan is perfect.
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Look, if you can plan
the perfect murder, so can I.
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I can, too.
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Yeah, okay,
what's this?
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That's it?
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This is everything we found
in the Dumpster--
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the head and hands.
Who found it?
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A couple of Dumpster divers.
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Dumpster divers.
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The prominent glabella
suggests the victim is male.
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Whoa, Hodgins is
going to love that.
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Okay, what is that-- some kind
of a bird's nest?
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It's the victim's hair.
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Wow, okay, was he scalped?
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The teeth
have been shattered,
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most likely in an effort
to obfuscate identity.
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Well, you know, the Dumpster
would cause the guy
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to decompose
pretty good, too.
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You should keep that in mind
when you plan your own murder.
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Anything I should know, Seeley?
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No, Camille.
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I'll need you to separate out
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all fragments of remains
from the refuse.
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You think the rest
of him's in here?
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I doubt it.
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Based on the striations on
the distal end of the ulna,
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it's clear the hands
were sawed off.
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Overall,
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I must say this was a well-
conceived method for disposal.
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Right, is that
how you would do it?
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I'm sorry, I can't share
my murder plans with you.
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Why?
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You are dating
a journalist.
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If, in a postcoital haze,
you relayed my method,
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she might print it
for killers everywhere
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to see.
Right,
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because, you know,
dismemberment and murder
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is my topic of conversation
after sex.
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There is something
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unusual about the phalanges,
Dr. Brennan.
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A flattened exostosis
on the first metacarpal
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and the proximal phalanx.
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That?
Even I know what that is.
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You do?
Yeah, old Army
Ranger buddy
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of mine had the
same injury.
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He got it from shooting
a Desert Eagle handgun.
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You think he's military?
No, but the victim
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definitely had
a thing for big guns.
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The evidence is consistent
with your theory.
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That's right, see,
'cause I always get my man.
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I am a woman.
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♪ Bones 6x04 ♪
The Body and the Bounty
Original Air Date on October 14, 2010
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Dr. Brennan.
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Yes, Dr. Saroyan.
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Is this a good time
to interrupt?
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Since you've already
interrupted me,
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I think it's the best
possible time to interrupt.
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Good, I want
to introduce you to someone.
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Who?
Before I tell you
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his name, I want you
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to understand that
he is, in fact,
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very well-educated
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with several advanced degrees.
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Why does he look like that?
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Because he's the Science Dude.
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Professor Bunsen Jude
the Science Dude.
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I don't know what that means.
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Uh, well, he's got
his own kids' science show
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on TV about
science.
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The Science Dude.
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As I am no longer a child,
I don't really watch those.
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Dr. Brennan,
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I am Professor Bunsen Jude
the Science Dude.
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I'm very happy
to meet you.
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I hope we can be friends.
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Nice to meet you, Dude.
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Amazing!
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The professor has
a proposition for you.
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Ah, yes, I would like to shoot a
special episode of my show here
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in your lab
with you
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as my very special
science guest.
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No.
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Dr. Brennan,
this would be
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very good for the Jeffersonian.
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The Jeffersonian is over
a century and a half old.
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I doubt my appearance
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on a mere children's show
will have much effect.
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Dr. Brennan,
my show is not "mere."
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Do you have any idea how many
children I have introduced
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to the world of science?
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No.
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Oh, millions
and millions.
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I am a serious scientist.
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I hold degrees in astrophysics,
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anatomy, chemistry
and economics.
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Children are not rigorous when
it comes to empirical inquiry.
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They mostly enjoy
bad smells and loud noises.
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Well, who doesn't like that?
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I'm sorry,
Professor.
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All right, wait, wait.
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What-- how about I
prove myself to you?
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I'll assist you
in this case.
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If I'm useful,
then you do my show.
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Dr. Brennan, you could use
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a second pair of eyes.
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We happen to be squintern-free.
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There you go,
I will be your squintern.
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All right.
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Ah.
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Okay.
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Amazing!
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What do you observe?
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Uh...
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Uh-oh.
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Well, uh, this is
a cut-off head,
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those are hands,
and that there is his hair.
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Perhaps I should
have specified
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that you tell me
something pertinent.
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May I?
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Okay...
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Okay...
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As you can see
from the deltoid appearance,
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this tells us
this is not head hair.
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Oh, God, you mean it's...
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What, from...? No, no, no,
that would really be a lot.
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I think it's, it's,
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it's head hair, but it's not
from the top of the head.
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It's from his, uh...
chin and cheeks.
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Dude is correct.
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A beard-- that's better than...
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It's all right to vomit, Dude.
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When science gets icky,
it's all right to be si...
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Wow.
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Mean-looking.
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What's really
scary, though,
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is that there's somebody
out there even worse,
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who cut off his head and hands.
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One little detail: this hair--
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not from his head.
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It's his beard.
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Ah, no problemo.
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Okay, voila.
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Okay.
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Well, let's get
this to Booth,
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see if anyone is
missing this guy.
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Mr. Gering.
Yeah.
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Greg Gering, Gering Bail Bonds.
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Yeah, right, yeah,
look at that.
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I recognize you from
all those billboards
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I see all over
the place, yeah.
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So my people tell me you can
identify this missing person?
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Yeah, this is Ray,
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Ray Kaminsky, aka Wolf.
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Wolf, ah.
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You guys put up
bail for him?
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No, Wolf is one of the good
guys, or almost a good guy.
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He's a skip tracer.
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A bounty hunter?
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Fully licensed,
very experienced,
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one of my best.
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You sure he's dead?
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Oh, yeah.
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Hard to believe somebody
got the drop on the Wolf.
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Uh, was he after anyone
in particular?
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Yep,
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nut case named
Charles Braverman--
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indicted for the murder
of a coworker.
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Here.
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Jammed a mechanical pencil
through the guy's eye
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for singing show
tunes at his desk.
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Guy looks
like an accountant.
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He's five-seven
and only 142 pounds.
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Charles Manson
was five-two.
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Jeffrey Dahmer couldn't
bench-press his own weight.
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You've been in this
business as long as I have,
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you come to judge
how dangerous a man is
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by the size of his bail.
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How much?
Million bucks.
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That's why I sent
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my best guy after him.
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The Wolf.
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Well, thanks for these.
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Those are for you.
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You can maybe hand 'em out
to everybody you arrest.
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Why would I do that?
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Because I am the picture
of cooperation.
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Provided you
with a murder suspect.
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Excuse me, Dr. Hodgins?
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Yeah.
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Whoa.
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Professor Bunsen Jude
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the Science Dude?
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Hey, man, it is an honor
to meet you.
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Thank you.
Dr. Brennan sent me to...
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Observe, analyze...
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Deduce!
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No offense, Dr. Hodgins,
262
00:11:07,707 --> 00:11:10,008
but you're a little older
than my usual viewers.
263
00:11:10,076 --> 00:11:11,276
When I was in college,
264
00:11:11,344 --> 00:11:12,811
we used to have
this drinking game.
265
00:11:12,879 --> 00:11:16,715
Every time you said the
word "amazing," we...
266
00:11:18,251 --> 00:11:19,985
Well, anyway...
267
00:11:20,053 --> 00:11:22,621
I'm very familiar
with your work.
268
00:11:22,688 --> 00:11:23,922
I'm pitching in
to help Dr. Brennan.
269
00:11:23,990 --> 00:11:25,791
She sent me to see
if you've found anything out
270
00:11:25,858 --> 00:11:28,593
from the beard.
271
00:11:29,962 --> 00:11:31,063
Yucky.
272
00:11:31,130 --> 00:11:32,064
Yeah.
273
00:11:32,131 --> 00:11:34,866
So, observe.
274
00:11:34,934 --> 00:11:39,037
Insects, various mineral
particulates, mucus.
275
00:11:39,105 --> 00:11:40,839
Bugs, dirt, snot.
276
00:11:40,907 --> 00:11:42,207
Is that blood?
277
00:11:42,275 --> 00:11:44,009
Analyze.
278
00:11:46,946 --> 00:11:48,380
It's barbecue sauce.
279
00:11:48,448 --> 00:11:49,548
More specifically,
280
00:11:49,615 --> 00:11:52,117
a vinegar and tomato based
sauce,
281
00:11:52,185 --> 00:11:54,152
most commonly found
in western Virginia.
282
00:11:54,220 --> 00:11:56,321
You're thinking you
can trace his location
283
00:11:56,389 --> 00:11:59,624
before he passed away
from the clues in his beard.
284
00:11:59,692 --> 00:12:02,427
Yes, I do. Deduce!
285
00:12:02,495 --> 00:12:04,329
Amazing!
286
00:12:14,073 --> 00:12:16,074
Listen, why don't you
want to do a kids' show?
287
00:12:16,142 --> 00:12:18,276
It's a waste
of my time.
It's a science show.
288
00:12:18,344 --> 00:12:19,978
Kids' science.
289
00:12:20,046 --> 00:12:21,012
Parker loves that show.
290
00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:22,080
He's always watching it.
291
00:12:22,148 --> 00:12:24,082
He's always shouting
out that slogan.
292
00:12:24,150 --> 00:12:26,618
"Ready, aim, fire!"
293
00:12:26,686 --> 00:12:29,321
"Observe, analyze,
deduce."
294
00:12:29,388 --> 00:12:30,589
All right, look.
The whole point
295
00:12:30,656 --> 00:12:32,390
with the kids' show is
that you have an opportunity
296
00:12:32,458 --> 00:12:34,426
to, you know, brainwash
a bunch of normal kids
297
00:12:34,494 --> 00:12:36,194
into geeks, you know?
Future squints.
298
00:12:36,262 --> 00:12:38,997
I'd be more likely
to scare them aw.
299
00:12:39,065 --> 00:12:40,132
What?
300
00:12:40,199 --> 00:12:42,801
People should stick
to their strengths.
301
00:12:42,869 --> 00:12:45,570
Well, you know,
people should expand.
302
00:12:45,638 --> 00:12:47,706
I mean, expansion is good.
They should grow.
303
00:12:47,773 --> 00:12:49,007
You believe
in evolution, right?
304
00:12:49,075 --> 00:12:50,242
If I didn't, I'd
have to believe
305
00:12:50,309 --> 00:12:51,877
that early humans
coexisted with dinosaurs.
306
00:12:51,944 --> 00:12:52,878
To believe that,
307
00:12:52,945 --> 00:12:54,079
I'd have to be
dim-witted.
308
00:12:54,147 --> 00:12:56,448
Ah, cavemen fought
the Tyrannosaurus Rex.
309
00:12:56,516 --> 00:12:58,717
That's a fact.
310
00:12:58,784 --> 00:13:00,218
I can't tell
if you're joking.
311
00:13:01,454 --> 00:13:04,055
I hope you are.
312
00:13:04,123 --> 00:13:05,891
Oh, it's Angela.
Hello?
313
00:13:05,958 --> 00:13:08,493
Hodgins and that Dr. Amazing?
314
00:13:08,561 --> 00:13:10,729
Uh, Angela means
Science Dude.
315
00:13:10,796 --> 00:13:11,830
Yeah. They ran an analysis
316
00:13:11,898 --> 00:13:13,965
on the contents
of the victim's beard.
317
00:13:14,033 --> 00:13:15,567
The beard?
Why the beard?
318
00:13:15,635 --> 00:13:17,636
It was full of stuff.
319
00:13:17,703 --> 00:13:18,637
Stuff?
320
00:13:18,704 --> 00:13:19,871
Could you be
more specific?
321
00:13:19,939 --> 00:13:21,806
Okay, well...
322
00:13:21,874 --> 00:13:24,142
There were needles
from the red spruce,
323
00:13:24,210 --> 00:13:26,611
which means that he was
at an altitude higher
324
00:13:26,679 --> 00:13:28,046
than 4,300 feet.
325
00:13:28,114 --> 00:13:29,981
And the leg from a rare bug
326
00:13:30,049 --> 00:13:32,517
called the emerald ash borer.
327
00:13:32,585 --> 00:13:33,885
Well, how rare is that?
328
00:13:33,953 --> 00:13:36,588
Rare enough that when it's
combined with altitude
329
00:13:36,656 --> 00:13:39,391
and a not-so-secret
barbecue sauce
330
00:13:39,458 --> 00:13:42,294
made by Ollie's B-BQ
in western Virginia,
331
00:13:42,361 --> 00:13:46,198
you're left with a half-mile
stretch off the 250 highway,
332
00:13:46,265 --> 00:13:47,933
where the victim had to be
333
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,067
shortly before being killed.
334
00:13:49,135 --> 00:13:51,536
That's very good
work, Angela.
335
00:13:51,604 --> 00:13:53,038
Thank you.
336
00:13:53,105 --> 00:13:54,472
Yep...
337
00:13:54,540 --> 00:13:56,274
You're going to need
Tutti for this one.
338
00:13:56,342 --> 00:13:58,109
Tutti?
339
00:13:58,177 --> 00:14:02,013
If there's a dead body out here,
Tutti will find it.
340
00:14:02,081 --> 00:14:04,516
Maybe Tutti's gotten smart,
right? And realized it's best
341
00:14:04,584 --> 00:14:06,418
just to avoid dead
body smell altogether.
342
00:14:06,485 --> 00:14:08,887
I mean, this body
could be in bits, right?
343
00:14:08,955 --> 00:14:10,789
Could be. All we found
were the head and the hands.
344
00:14:10,856 --> 00:14:12,424
Somebody trying
to make it harder
345
00:14:12,491 --> 00:14:14,059
to identify the victim?
Uh-huh.
346
00:14:14,126 --> 00:14:16,061
Yeah, that's...
347
00:14:16,128 --> 00:14:17,929
Okay.
348
00:14:19,265 --> 00:14:20,632
So...
349
00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:21,766
That's it for Tutti?
350
00:14:21,834 --> 00:14:22,801
That's all she got?
351
00:14:22,868 --> 00:14:24,569
No. That's how
Tutti indicates.
352
00:14:24,637 --> 00:14:26,738
You dig there,
you'll find human body parts,
353
00:14:26,806 --> 00:14:28,607
or my name isn't
Maggie Maggregor.
354
00:14:28,674 --> 00:14:32,244
Now, who's lying down on those
murdered body parts? Huh?
355
00:14:32,311 --> 00:14:33,712
Who's lying down?
356
00:14:33,779 --> 00:14:35,647
Maybe you can get her
to dig, too?
357
00:14:42,989 --> 00:14:45,890
Headless, handless.
358
00:14:45,958 --> 00:14:47,225
Right stage of decomposition.
359
00:14:47,293 --> 00:14:49,127
I'd say you found
the rest of our victim.
360
00:14:49,195 --> 00:14:51,229
Yeah. More bones
for Bones to work on.
361
00:14:51,297 --> 00:14:52,397
Excuse me?
362
00:14:52,465 --> 00:14:53,665
What in God's name
363
00:14:53,733 --> 00:14:56,801
are you people planting
up here at this time of year?
364
00:14:56,869 --> 00:14:57,802
What are you doing here?
365
00:14:57,870 --> 00:14:59,838
These agents
are surveilling
366
00:14:59,905 --> 00:15:01,206
a cabin just
over there
367
00:15:01,274 --> 00:15:04,009
and reported
suspicious activity.
368
00:15:04,076 --> 00:15:06,911
A moldering dead body
counts as suspicious.
369
00:15:06,979 --> 00:15:08,813
These are most likely the
remains of a bounty hunter
370
00:15:08,881 --> 00:15:10,115
named Ray Kaminsky.
371
00:15:10,182 --> 00:15:11,283
Bounty hunter?
372
00:15:11,350 --> 00:15:13,485
By any chance,
was he in pursuit
373
00:15:13,552 --> 00:15:15,587
of a fugitive named
Charles Braverman?
374
00:15:15,655 --> 00:15:16,921
Yeah. He's out on
bail for murder.
375
00:15:16,989 --> 00:15:18,490
Looks like the bounty hunter
376
00:15:18,557 --> 00:15:20,125
chased Braverman
out to his cabin,
377
00:15:20,192 --> 00:15:21,493
and Braverman took him out.
378
00:15:21,560 --> 00:15:22,927
It gets worse.
379
00:15:22,995 --> 00:15:25,463
Braverman's wife was slated
to be a material witness
380
00:15:25,531 --> 00:15:26,498
against her husband.
381
00:15:26,565 --> 00:15:27,666
Was?
382
00:15:27,733 --> 00:15:29,034
She's gone missing.
383
00:15:29,101 --> 00:15:31,002
That's why we put that place
under surveillance.
384
00:15:31,070 --> 00:15:32,704
Too late, it appears.
385
00:15:32,772 --> 00:15:35,507
Maybe there are
two bodies out here.
386
00:15:35,574 --> 00:15:37,208
No, I scoured this
whole area with Tutti.
387
00:15:37,276 --> 00:15:39,377
You know, the cadaver dog.
Well, all we can do
388
00:15:39,445 --> 00:15:41,479
is hope that Molly Braverman
is out there somewhere,
389
00:15:41,547 --> 00:15:43,815
hiding from her
homicidal maniac husband.
390
00:15:43,883 --> 00:15:45,050
I'll find her for you.
391
00:15:45,117 --> 00:15:46,151
Oh, cherie.
392
00:15:46,218 --> 00:15:48,019
I love it when you
sing that song.
393
00:15:50,256 --> 00:15:51,256
Ew.
394
00:15:56,577 --> 00:15:59,797
Alright everyone, are we
wearing our masks and gloves?
395
00:15:59,857 --> 00:16:01,959
Health and safety first.
396
00:16:03,861 --> 00:16:04,962
Really?
397
00:16:05,029 --> 00:16:06,396
That's how you roll?
398
00:16:06,464 --> 00:16:07,798
All right.
399
00:16:13,905 --> 00:16:15,172
Human remains.
400
00:16:15,239 --> 00:16:16,373
Rotting.
401
00:16:16,441 --> 00:16:18,342
The medical term that describes
402
00:16:18,409 --> 00:16:19,977
the condition
of this flesh is...
403
00:16:20,044 --> 00:16:21,478
Anybody, anybody? Yes?
404
00:16:21,546 --> 00:16:23,480
Uh, it's gooey.
405
00:16:23,548 --> 00:16:26,216
Good. That's not exactly
what I was looking for.
406
00:16:26,284 --> 00:16:27,217
Decomposed
407
00:16:27,285 --> 00:16:28,552
due to autolysis,
408
00:16:28,619 --> 00:16:31,254
the destruction of cells
as a result
409
00:16:31,322 --> 00:16:33,690
of an aseptic
chemical process.
410
00:16:33,758 --> 00:16:34,858
Amazing!
411
00:16:34,926 --> 00:16:36,727
But you had me
at "decomposed."
412
00:16:36,794 --> 00:16:37,794
Okay, okay.
413
00:16:37,862 --> 00:16:39,329
Ask something else.
414
00:16:39,397 --> 00:16:41,631
I'd like to know how
this person died.
415
00:16:41,699 --> 00:16:44,167
Dr. Saroyan is the boss.
416
00:16:44,235 --> 00:16:46,403
We must always respect
our superiors.
417
00:16:46,471 --> 00:16:49,873
And our mom and dad. That's
why I tell kids to ask first
418
00:16:49,941 --> 00:16:53,410
before removing simple household
items when doing an experiment.
419
00:16:54,879 --> 00:16:56,346
Cause of death.
420
00:16:56,414 --> 00:16:58,949
All right.
Well, let's...
421
00:17:00,551 --> 00:17:02,552
And...
422
00:17:02,620 --> 00:17:04,721
There it is.
423
00:17:04,789 --> 00:17:06,390
The cause of death.
424
00:17:08,126 --> 00:17:09,159
Just like that?
425
00:17:09,227 --> 00:17:10,227
Yes.
426
00:17:10,294 --> 00:17:12,162
Bowing inward
fracture.
427
00:17:12,230 --> 00:17:14,765
Fracture lines indicating
high-velocity trauma.
428
00:17:14,832 --> 00:17:16,266
Most likely a gunshot.
429
00:17:16,334 --> 00:17:18,769
You'd throw it to a cartoon now,
right? To explain velocity?
430
00:17:18,836 --> 00:17:20,737
Captain Speedy falling
off the cliff,
431
00:17:20,805 --> 00:17:22,639
explaining velocity
is the rate
432
00:17:22,707 --> 00:17:24,941
of change of
displacement with time.
433
00:17:25,009 --> 00:17:26,743
I love Captain Speedy.
434
00:17:26,811 --> 00:17:28,678
The trajectory's a
straight shot to the heart.
435
00:17:28,746 --> 00:17:29,746
Fatal.
436
00:17:29,814 --> 00:17:31,648
Which is sad.
437
00:17:31,716 --> 00:17:32,749
But amazing.
438
00:17:33,818 --> 00:17:35,485
Amazing.
439
00:17:37,188 --> 00:17:39,723
So Braverman and Molly
were high school sweethearts.
440
00:17:39,791 --> 00:17:41,525
No reports of spousal abuse.
441
00:17:41,592 --> 00:17:42,893
So?
He was considered
442
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,361
a martinet at the workplace.
443
00:17:44,429 --> 00:17:45,362
Control freak.
444
00:17:45,430 --> 00:17:46,863
Not at home?
445
00:17:46,931 --> 00:17:49,099
More likely,
Molly successfully
446
00:17:49,167 --> 00:17:52,135
subjugated her own personality
and desires to her husband.
447
00:17:52,203 --> 00:17:53,804
Then why did she agree
to testify against him?
448
00:17:53,871 --> 00:17:55,906
Chance to be free?
449
00:17:55,973 --> 00:17:58,275
Free? Ha.
She's free now.
450
00:17:58,342 --> 00:17:59,543
Yeah, but she won't
be on her own.
451
00:17:59,610 --> 00:18:00,911
I mean, she's not
prepared to cope.
452
00:18:00,978 --> 00:18:02,312
Okay, so we're looking
for someone
453
00:18:02,380 --> 00:18:03,780
who took her in-- a friend
454
00:18:03,848 --> 00:18:06,083
or a family member?
No, no. She won't
have any friends.
455
00:18:06,150 --> 00:18:07,384
Braverman wouldn't
have allowed it.
Sweets.
456
00:18:07,452 --> 00:18:08,885
Yeah.
Not by herself.
457
00:18:08,953 --> 00:18:10,153
Not with a friend.
458
00:18:10,221 --> 00:18:11,288
Then what's left?
459
00:18:11,355 --> 00:18:12,756
Surrogates.
460
00:18:12,824 --> 00:18:15,292
People who have babies
for other people?
No, no, no.
461
00:18:15,359 --> 00:18:17,127
Someone that she comes into
contact with
462
00:18:17,195 --> 00:18:19,496
in a formal way,
like an employee.
463
00:18:19,564 --> 00:18:21,731
Oh, right. Or like
a housekeeper,
464
00:18:21,799 --> 00:18:24,334
or a tax advisor or
a personal trainer.
465
00:18:24,402 --> 00:18:26,970
Yes. Exactly. Look for someone
that she overcompensates
466
00:18:27,038 --> 00:18:29,806
or, uh, utilizes more often
than she needs to.
467
00:18:35,113 --> 00:18:36,680
Dude?
468
00:18:36,747 --> 00:18:40,484
Dr. Saroyan tells me that you
determined cause of death.
469
00:18:40,551 --> 00:18:42,319
Keen observation
and careful thought
470
00:18:42,386 --> 00:18:44,087
are traits that
are as valuable
471
00:18:44,155 --> 00:18:46,423
as kindness, understanding
and compassion.
472
00:18:46,491 --> 00:18:48,992
Much more valuable, actually.
473
00:18:49,060 --> 00:18:51,128
Well, I try to promote
all the traits
474
00:18:51,195 --> 00:18:54,030
which make
for a good citizen.
475
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:59,369
I agree that
substantial damage
476
00:18:59,437 --> 00:19:00,670
has been done
to this rib.
477
00:19:00,738 --> 00:19:02,305
Do you have an explanation
for the fact
478
00:19:02,373 --> 00:19:04,374
that the two sides of the rib
fail to match?
479
00:19:04,442 --> 00:19:06,042
I missed something?
480
00:19:06,110 --> 00:19:07,344
The two sides of the fracture.
481
00:19:07,411 --> 00:19:09,446
There's a gap of
at least seven millimeters
482
00:19:09,514 --> 00:19:10,947
which is unaccounted for.
483
00:19:11,015 --> 00:19:12,482
I missed it entirely.
484
00:19:12,550 --> 00:19:15,285
But there's no shame
in making a mistake.
485
00:19:15,353 --> 00:19:16,520
If you're a child.
486
00:19:16,587 --> 00:19:18,488
But here, that kind
of carelessness
487
00:19:18,556 --> 00:19:20,056
could lead to a
murderer escaping.
488
00:19:20,124 --> 00:19:22,292
And as the old adage goes,
489
00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:24,227
"If at first
you don't succeed,
490
00:19:24,295 --> 00:19:28,064
"you pick yourself up, and,
ignoring all the doom-sayers
491
00:19:28,132 --> 00:19:30,834
"and mopey-dopes,
492
00:19:30,902 --> 00:19:32,702
you try again."
493
00:19:36,274 --> 00:19:38,375
Amazing.
494
00:19:38,442 --> 00:19:40,410
Now the only component
that's evading us
495
00:19:40,478 --> 00:19:43,079
is a bullet
that caused this injury.
496
00:19:43,147 --> 00:19:46,516
No, that is not the only
component evading us.
497
00:19:48,953 --> 00:19:50,720
What have we got?
498
00:19:50,788 --> 00:19:52,722
I've asked Angela
to create a reenactment
499
00:19:52,790 --> 00:19:53,990
of the victim's death.
500
00:19:54,058 --> 00:19:56,793
I'm just inputting
the data now.
501
00:19:58,396 --> 00:20:00,597
Professor Jude turned out to
be quite impressive, didn't he?
502
00:20:00,665 --> 00:20:02,232
Well, if you're six years old.
503
00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:03,733
A kind mind is a fine mind.
504
00:20:03,801 --> 00:20:06,403
It's just, that stuff gets
into your head, and...
505
00:20:08,472 --> 00:20:10,574
Go, Angela.
As you can see,
506
00:20:10,641 --> 00:20:13,476
the victim was struck
in the left fourth rib
507
00:20:13,544 --> 00:20:15,679
with a blow that
was powerful enough,
508
00:20:15,746 --> 00:20:17,047
not only to fracture the rib,
509
00:20:17,114 --> 00:20:19,516
but also dislodge
a portion of the bone.
510
00:20:19,584 --> 00:20:22,752
Dude found a fragment
of the rib. My theory
511
00:20:22,820 --> 00:20:25,021
is that the fragment
was propelled forward
512
00:20:25,089 --> 00:20:26,790
and shot
into the heart,
513
00:20:26,857 --> 00:20:27,924
thus killing him.
514
00:20:27,992 --> 00:20:29,859
So he wasn't killed by a bullet,
515
00:20:29,927 --> 00:20:31,761
but by a piece of his own rib?
516
00:20:31,829 --> 00:20:33,530
There's no indication
of the weapon being a bullet.
517
00:20:33,598 --> 00:20:35,465
What did the rib damage?
I hate to be
518
00:20:35,533 --> 00:20:38,635
the one to suggest this, but
this might be the perfect time
519
00:20:38,703 --> 00:20:42,072
for Hodgins and
the Science Dude to join forces.
520
00:20:42,139 --> 00:20:45,442
Bring merriment to
your experiment.
521
00:20:48,212 --> 00:20:50,013
I just...
522
00:20:50,081 --> 00:20:52,849
made that one up myself.
523
00:20:54,852 --> 00:20:55,819
Molly Braverman
524
00:20:55,886 --> 00:20:57,387
saw her hairdresser
twice a week.
525
00:20:57,455 --> 00:20:58,922
That's a lot.
526
00:20:58,990 --> 00:21:00,757
Well, that's exactly what Sweets
said we should look for.
527
00:21:00,825 --> 00:21:02,459
I mean, we talked to the
hairdresser, and get this.
528
00:21:02,526 --> 00:21:04,594
Molly asked if she could stay
at the hairdresser's house
529
00:21:04,662 --> 00:21:05,595
for a few days.
530
00:21:05,663 --> 00:21:07,831
You don't seem pleased.
Aw...
531
00:21:07,898 --> 00:21:09,232
You know, well,
the hairdresser said
532
00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:11,434
I was the second FBI
agent who called.
533
00:21:11,502 --> 00:21:13,103
So, you know, I checked
in with Caroline,
534
00:21:13,170 --> 00:21:14,971
and nobody else followed
the hairdresser lead.
535
00:21:15,039 --> 00:21:16,973
What? Braverman?
536
00:21:17,041 --> 00:21:19,376
That's exactly what I thought.
But it was a woman who called.
537
00:21:27,218 --> 00:21:28,885
Yes?
538
00:21:28,953 --> 00:21:30,987
FBI.
539
00:21:34,358 --> 00:21:35,825
FBI Special Agent
Seeley Booth.
540
00:21:35,893 --> 00:21:38,228
This here is Dr. Temperance
Brennan from the Jeffersonian.
541
00:21:38,296 --> 00:21:40,330
Can we talk to you
for a minute?
I'm sorry.
542
00:21:40,398 --> 00:21:41,898
This isn't a good time.
Mrs. Braverman,
543
00:21:41,966 --> 00:21:44,668
we have reason to believe
that you're in danger.
Your husband
544
00:21:44,735 --> 00:21:46,536
may have discovered
where you are and--
545
00:21:46,604 --> 00:21:47,704
What is it?
Something wrong?
546
00:21:48,773 --> 00:21:50,206
Booth.
547
00:21:50,274 --> 00:21:51,274
It's Braverman.
548
00:21:51,342 --> 00:21:53,176
Stay in the house,
and lock the door.
549
00:21:55,146 --> 00:21:57,847
Hey! Hey! Hey!
550
00:21:57,915 --> 00:21:59,883
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Come on! Watch it!
551
00:21:59,950 --> 00:22:01,918
Can't you see I'm running?
552
00:22:01,986 --> 00:22:04,888
What, are you
kidding me, lady?!
553
00:22:11,128 --> 00:22:13,263
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Stay down, Bones.
554
00:22:13,331 --> 00:22:14,397
Stay down.
555
00:22:25,076 --> 00:22:27,277
Booth, she's got a shotgun!
556
00:22:28,512 --> 00:22:29,946
Bones!
557
00:22:30,014 --> 00:22:31,281
Hey!
558
00:22:32,583 --> 00:22:34,651
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, easy, easy!
559
00:22:51,035 --> 00:22:53,570
Thanks a lot, idiot, you
just cost me 200 grand.
560
00:22:53,637 --> 00:22:55,739
200 gr...? Oh, great,
just what I need--
561
00:22:55,806 --> 00:22:57,140
another damn bounty hunter.
562
00:23:02,148 --> 00:23:03,583
BOUNTY HUNTER:
Come on, we're in your castle.
563
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:04,933
We're all on the same side.
564
00:23:05,001 --> 00:23:06,335
How about losing
these stupid bracelets?
565
00:23:06,403 --> 00:23:07,369
On the same side?
566
00:23:07,437 --> 00:23:09,004
You assaulted a
federal agent.
567
00:23:09,072 --> 00:23:11,006
He didn't identify
himself as such.
568
00:23:11,074 --> 00:23:13,275
Besides, he's a big boy--
it's not like he can't handle
569
00:23:13,343 --> 00:23:15,444
a love tap or two.
A wanted fugitive escaped
570
00:23:15,512 --> 00:23:17,513
because of your
interference,
so have a seat.
571
00:23:17,580 --> 00:23:20,249
Look, let me go, and I'll
get Braverman back for you.
572
00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:21,850
If Braverman
573
00:23:21,918 --> 00:23:23,218
hurts or kills
574
00:23:23,286 --> 00:23:25,521
anyone else because
you prevented his arrest,
575
00:23:25,588 --> 00:23:28,023
I'll charge you as an accessory.
I'm sorry,
576
00:23:28,091 --> 00:23:30,759
but I've been chasing this guy
for 17 days now.
577
00:23:30,827 --> 00:23:32,561
It's the thrill
of the chase, right?
578
00:23:32,629 --> 00:23:34,363
You know what I mean.
579
00:23:36,599 --> 00:23:38,100
Come on.
580
00:23:39,602 --> 00:23:41,070
Wow, you're actually
letting me go.
581
00:23:41,137 --> 00:23:43,439
Well, thrill of the chase.
You get it, right?
582
00:23:43,506 --> 00:23:45,774
Get out of here
before I change my mind.
583
00:23:48,111 --> 00:23:50,079
What'd you do that for?
584
00:23:50,146 --> 00:23:51,346
Double the pressure
on Braverman.
585
00:23:51,414 --> 00:23:53,082
I don't care who gets him first.
586
00:23:53,149 --> 00:23:55,417
I hate it when you're
all adult and sensible.
587
00:23:55,485 --> 00:23:57,186
Give me a little
bile and revenge--
588
00:23:57,253 --> 00:23:59,188
that's what
I appreciate in a man.
589
00:23:59,255 --> 00:24:01,256
What?
590
00:24:04,327 --> 00:24:06,261
Human ribs
591
00:24:06,329 --> 00:24:09,331
can withstand approximately
400 pounds of force...
592
00:24:09,399 --> 00:24:11,066
before breaking.
593
00:24:11,134 --> 00:24:13,335
Now, ribs one through three
are the hardest,
594
00:24:13,403 --> 00:24:16,638
with four through nine
getting progressively weaker.
595
00:24:16,706 --> 00:24:19,041
Our victim was a large man
with big muscles
596
00:24:19,109 --> 00:24:20,509
and dense bones.
597
00:24:20,577 --> 00:24:21,877
I never thought
598
00:24:21,945 --> 00:24:24,880
of using paint stir sticks
in place of ribs.
599
00:24:24,948 --> 00:24:26,515
Many common household items
600
00:24:26,583 --> 00:24:29,051
mimic the properties
of human body parts,
601
00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:31,286
like cantaloupe
melons, or pudding.
602
00:24:31,354 --> 00:24:33,856
I'm not gonna ask
about the pudding.
603
00:24:35,391 --> 00:24:37,893
Start slowly and
work our way up?
604
00:24:41,898 --> 00:24:43,565
Professor?
605
00:24:44,734 --> 00:24:45,901
Thank you.
606
00:24:49,439 --> 00:24:51,006
Ready?
607
00:24:51,074 --> 00:24:55,310
Captain Speedy would say
the speed would give us
velocity and force.
608
00:24:55,378 --> 00:24:58,413
♪ ♪
609
00:25:03,686 --> 00:25:07,456
Wow. That's 56
miles per hour,
610
00:25:07,524 --> 00:25:10,125
which is 25.3
meters per second.
611
00:25:10,193 --> 00:25:11,460
That's not enough.
612
00:25:11,528 --> 00:25:12,828
All right.
613
00:25:12,896 --> 00:25:14,129
Ooh.
614
00:25:14,197 --> 00:25:16,598
How about a slingshot
with a golf ball?
615
00:25:21,871 --> 00:25:22,905
Ready?
616
00:25:25,875 --> 00:25:27,676
Wow!
617
00:25:27,744 --> 00:25:29,511
Those ribs are really tough.
618
00:25:29,579 --> 00:25:32,214
101 miles per hour, or...
619
00:25:32,282 --> 00:25:34,383
45.15 meters per second...
620
00:25:34,450 --> 00:25:36,351
give or take.
621
00:25:36,419 --> 00:25:38,487
Science is fun.
622
00:25:38,555 --> 00:25:39,521
Yeah!
623
00:25:39,589 --> 00:25:40,622
But we do have
624
00:25:40,690 --> 00:25:42,157
a responsibility to the truth.
625
00:25:42,225 --> 00:25:43,625
Yeah.
And the truth is,
626
00:25:43,693 --> 00:25:46,228
whatever hit this
big, tough man's ribs
627
00:25:46,296 --> 00:25:47,663
made a piece fly off.
628
00:25:47,730 --> 00:25:50,899
Shall we step this thing up
a magnitude or two?
629
00:25:52,268 --> 00:25:54,469
Amazing!
630
00:25:56,472 --> 00:25:58,941
Sweets... Oh.
Hey, how are you?
631
00:25:59,008 --> 00:26:00,309
Listen, I need
your help.
632
00:26:00,376 --> 00:26:01,843
I'm in a session.
No, no, no, no, no.
633
00:26:01,911 --> 00:26:03,345
Listen, I'm dealing with
a dangerous fugitive here--
634
00:26:03,413 --> 00:26:05,080
you understand, don't you--
and I need your brain
635
00:26:05,148 --> 00:26:07,749
to help me figure out what
his next move's gonna be.
No, no, no, no.
636
00:26:07,817 --> 00:26:10,519
I've still got 20 minutes
left here, then I'm all yours.
637
00:26:10,587 --> 00:26:13,388
Oh, no, no, no--
20 minutes is not
gonna work, all right?
638
00:26:13,456 --> 00:26:15,224
Two minutes, not
a second more.
639
00:26:15,291 --> 00:26:16,558
Listen, whatever
your problem is,
640
00:26:16,626 --> 00:26:18,360
trust me, Sweets
here can fix it.
641
00:26:18,428 --> 00:26:20,028
Two minutes.
Two minutes.
642
00:26:20,096 --> 00:26:22,097
Let's go, let's
go, come on.
643
00:26:23,933 --> 00:26:26,268
Okay. Well...
644
00:26:26,336 --> 00:26:28,036
deciding to change genders
645
00:26:28,104 --> 00:26:30,439
is a monumental decision
in and of itself,
646
00:26:30,506 --> 00:26:32,341
so why don't we
take the weekend
647
00:26:32,408 --> 00:26:34,509
to reflect on that,
and then we'll figure out
648
00:26:34,577 --> 00:26:36,812
what the next steps will be,
sound good?
649
00:26:36,879 --> 00:26:38,580
Yeah.
650
00:26:38,648 --> 00:26:40,015
Yeah.
651
00:26:43,286 --> 00:26:45,921
Hey. You have to go
652
00:26:45,989 --> 00:26:47,589
on the Dude's kiddie show.
653
00:26:47,657 --> 00:26:49,424
No, I don't.
654
00:26:50,793 --> 00:26:52,661
Why?
655
00:26:52,729 --> 00:26:55,931
Because... it's the dream
of every kid in this country
656
00:26:55,999 --> 00:26:58,367
who likes science
even a little bit.
657
00:26:58,434 --> 00:27:01,136
Well, I'm not a kid,
I'm a fully-grown adult.
658
00:27:01,204 --> 00:27:02,237
Okay,
659
00:27:02,305 --> 00:27:03,905
then do it for your inner child.
660
00:27:03,973 --> 00:27:06,074
If you're referring to a fetus,
661
00:27:06,142 --> 00:27:08,577
I, unlike you,
am not currently pregnant.
662
00:27:08,645 --> 00:27:10,579
Sweetie...
663
00:27:10,647 --> 00:27:13,849
you go on the show,
and millions of little girls
664
00:27:13,916 --> 00:27:17,386
are going to look at you
and say to themselves,
665
00:27:17,453 --> 00:27:20,188
"I can be like her...
a scientist."
666
00:27:20,256 --> 00:27:23,058
Or an astronaut
or a brain surgeon,
667
00:27:23,126 --> 00:27:24,393
blah-di-blah.
668
00:27:24,460 --> 00:27:26,895
You know, shoot
for the stars, all that.
669
00:27:26,963 --> 00:27:31,400
Even with the blah-di-blah,
it seems very important to you.
670
00:27:31,467 --> 00:27:34,403
Yeah. If I have a daughter,
671
00:27:34,470 --> 00:27:37,005
I'm going to name
her Temperance.
672
00:27:38,274 --> 00:27:40,042
You are?
673
00:27:40,109 --> 00:27:43,045
I mean, we won't
call her that; it's awful.
674
00:27:43,112 --> 00:27:45,947
Maybe it'll be her
middle name, but...
675
00:27:46,015 --> 00:27:47,549
I want her to love you.
676
00:27:47,617 --> 00:27:49,551
But you love me.
677
00:27:49,619 --> 00:27:51,019
Yes.
678
00:27:51,087 --> 00:27:52,688
But not everyone
is as willing
679
00:27:52,755 --> 00:27:55,691
to look as hard for
your inner child as I am.
680
00:27:55,758 --> 00:27:58,160
And this kid is
half Hodgins, remember.
681
00:27:59,829 --> 00:28:01,596
Listen, if the Science Dude
682
00:28:01,664 --> 00:28:04,099
makes it all the way
through this case,
683
00:28:04,167 --> 00:28:06,234
helpful or not,
I think that you should
684
00:28:06,302 --> 00:28:09,137
cut him a break
and go on his show.
685
00:28:09,205 --> 00:28:11,673
Yeah. And I lost you.
686
00:28:11,741 --> 00:28:13,408
No, no, you haven't.
687
00:28:13,476 --> 00:28:15,143
I am an excellent
multitasker.
688
00:28:15,211 --> 00:28:17,045
I need the Dude.
689
00:28:17,113 --> 00:28:19,448
Oh. Okay.
690
00:28:20,483 --> 00:28:22,017
Dude!
691
00:28:22,085 --> 00:28:23,585
Dude!
692
00:28:23,653 --> 00:28:26,021
Coming! I'm coming!
693
00:28:26,089 --> 00:28:27,356
Yeah?
694
00:28:27,423 --> 00:28:29,057
You are on.
695
00:28:29,125 --> 00:28:30,525
Dazzle!
696
00:28:30,593 --> 00:28:32,828
Dude, what do
you see here?
697
00:28:32,895 --> 00:28:35,497
Ribs. Broken ribs.
698
00:28:35,565 --> 00:28:38,033
Could you be more specific?
699
00:28:38,101 --> 00:28:40,902
Okay...
700
00:28:40,970 --> 00:28:43,905
this is a magnification
of the fourth left rib,
701
00:28:43,973 --> 00:28:45,240
so it's big.
702
00:28:45,308 --> 00:28:48,343
And our eyes can see things
that are usually too tiny
703
00:28:48,411 --> 00:28:49,845
for the human eye.
704
00:28:49,912 --> 00:28:52,013
And right...
705
00:28:52,081 --> 00:28:53,648
here...
706
00:28:53,716 --> 00:28:55,784
where it's a little
bumpy and weird,
707
00:28:55,852 --> 00:28:57,886
that's where the bone
started to heal.
708
00:28:57,954 --> 00:29:00,322
Remodeling?
Yes, which
means this rib
709
00:29:00,390 --> 00:29:03,291
was broken before
this man was killed.
710
00:29:03,359 --> 00:29:04,860
Amazing!
711
00:29:04,927 --> 00:29:06,061
This injury occurred
712
00:29:06,129 --> 00:29:08,563
perhaps a week
before the victim was killed.
713
00:29:08,631 --> 00:29:11,199
Whatever made him die
was not the same thing
714
00:29:11,267 --> 00:29:12,401
that broke his rib.
715
00:29:12,468 --> 00:29:13,535
There were two injuries--
716
00:29:13,603 --> 00:29:15,570
one that broke off
a piece of the rib...
717
00:29:15,638 --> 00:29:17,472
And another approximately
a week later,
718
00:29:17,540 --> 00:29:20,675
which propelled the bone into
his heart and killed him dead.
719
00:29:20,743 --> 00:29:23,211
Well, "killed him dead"
is redundant.
720
00:29:23,279 --> 00:29:26,114
But it's clear--
and what do we say
about clarity?
721
00:29:26,182 --> 00:29:30,485
It's a barbarity
that clarity is a rarity.
722
00:29:30,553 --> 00:29:32,754
That's very true.
723
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:40,395
Okay, what am I looking at here?
724
00:29:40,463 --> 00:29:42,664
You know that myth
where some Good Samaritan
725
00:29:42,732 --> 00:29:44,933
anonymously sends in evidence
that cracks the case?
726
00:29:45,001 --> 00:29:46,802
That never happens.
It happened.
727
00:29:46,869 --> 00:29:48,270
That's the victim,
isn't it?
728
00:29:48,337 --> 00:29:49,671
Yeah. He's playing pool
729
00:29:49,739 --> 00:29:51,373
with his boss,
the bail bondsman.
730
00:29:51,441 --> 00:29:52,374
So what?
731
00:29:52,442 --> 00:29:53,608
Here we go.
732
00:29:55,945 --> 00:29:58,013
Slight disagreement
between gentlemen.
733
00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:00,248
Does he really think
that wig is fooling anyone?
734
00:30:00,316 --> 00:30:01,349
He's terminal.
735
00:30:01,417 --> 00:30:02,951
What?
736
00:30:03,019 --> 00:30:05,887
Cancer.
The diagnosis isn't good.
737
00:30:07,957 --> 00:30:12,360
Oh, wow! Okay, at least
we know how he cracked his rib.
738
00:30:13,796 --> 00:30:15,197
Got to give the little guy
credit for guts.
739
00:30:15,264 --> 00:30:16,798
If someone thinks
he's gonna die,
740
00:30:16,866 --> 00:30:19,067
he takes risks
he might otherwise avoid.
741
00:30:19,135 --> 00:30:20,402
Yeah.
742
00:30:20,470 --> 00:30:22,938
Or he just goes crazy.
743
00:30:28,584 --> 00:30:31,067
The Wolf cheated--
he called the wrong shot.
744
00:30:31,231 --> 00:30:33,866
There was money at stake--
I did what I had to do.
745
00:30:33,934 --> 00:30:36,102
Yeah, so you
cracked him in the ribs?
746
00:30:36,169 --> 00:30:39,405
I protested in
a vigorous fashion.
747
00:30:39,473 --> 00:30:41,140
We put it behind us.
748
00:30:41,208 --> 00:30:43,776
I-I didn't track him down
and kill him later.
749
00:30:43,844 --> 00:30:45,578
Maybe he wasn't so forgiving.
750
00:30:45,646 --> 00:30:47,880
Maybe he felt embarrassed
that an old man
751
00:30:47,948 --> 00:30:50,383
in a bad wig made him
look like a fool.
752
00:30:50,450 --> 00:30:51,751
Right, so he comes after you.
753
00:30:51,818 --> 00:30:54,253
You protest again,
even more vigorously--
754
00:30:54,321 --> 00:30:56,856
by which I mean
you chop off his head.
755
00:30:56,924 --> 00:30:59,792
Look! You people!
756
00:30:59,860 --> 00:31:02,995
Guys like me and the Wolf,
we're not lawyers,
757
00:31:03,063 --> 00:31:04,964
we don't talk
things through.
758
00:31:05,032 --> 00:31:06,933
The Wolf once took a shot at me
759
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,167
because I
complimented his mother
760
00:31:08,235 --> 00:31:09,702
in a way he didn't appreciate.
761
00:31:09,770 --> 00:31:11,871
Guys like you, you get older,
you get weak,
762
00:31:11,939 --> 00:31:13,005
maybe you overcompensate.
763
00:31:13,073 --> 00:31:15,408
I'm still kicking,
thanks, sonny.
764
00:31:15,475 --> 00:31:17,710
You're wearing that wig
because of chemotherapy.
765
00:31:17,778 --> 00:31:20,713
You are going to die, sir,
within the next year.
766
00:31:28,021 --> 00:31:31,190
Doctor says
more like six months.
767
00:31:31,258 --> 00:31:33,192
And it's none
of your business,
768
00:31:33,260 --> 00:31:36,095
but I believe in God,
and I would like to make
769
00:31:36,163 --> 00:31:38,264
a good impression
when I stand before him.
770
00:31:38,332 --> 00:31:40,866
Right, make up for what, about
a hundred assault convictions?
771
00:31:40,934 --> 00:31:43,803
Assault in the course
of my chosen profession.
772
00:31:43,870 --> 00:31:47,206
No aggravated assault,
no killing anybody!
773
00:31:48,308 --> 00:31:49,609
If I were you,
774
00:31:49,676 --> 00:31:52,244
I'd be asking why Janet Leblanc
775
00:31:52,312 --> 00:31:54,413
sent you that security tape.
776
00:31:54,481 --> 00:31:56,115
Oh, what, the other
bounty hunter?
777
00:31:56,183 --> 00:31:57,917
She's the only one
who would benefit.
778
00:31:57,985 --> 00:32:00,286
Why would one of
your own bounty hunters
779
00:32:00,354 --> 00:32:01,487
want to incriminate you?
780
00:32:01,555 --> 00:32:04,423
Because she wants you
wasting your time on me
781
00:32:04,491 --> 00:32:06,392
while she finds Braverman.
782
00:32:06,460 --> 00:32:07,860
Mission accomplished.
783
00:32:07,928 --> 00:32:09,395
You're being pretty
damn helpful, isn't he?
784
00:32:09,463 --> 00:32:10,863
Mm-hmm.
If you get
785
00:32:10,931 --> 00:32:15,434
to Braverman first, I don't
have to pay out 200 large.
786
00:32:16,803 --> 00:32:19,939
Which is why
I'll play this for you.
787
00:32:20,007 --> 00:32:23,209
Charlie, tell me where you are,
and I'll come right away.
788
00:32:23,276 --> 00:32:24,677
Is that Molly Braverman?
789
00:32:24,745 --> 00:32:25,778
No, I promise.
790
00:32:25,846 --> 00:32:28,447
The FBI had no idea
I was hiding you.
791
00:32:30,017 --> 00:32:32,952
What'd you do, duplicate
the SIM card on her cell?
792
00:32:33,020 --> 00:32:35,287
No need. They got
an app for that.
793
00:32:36,390 --> 00:32:38,491
Give me that.
794
00:32:41,962 --> 00:32:43,629
I can meet you at the corner
795
00:32:43,697 --> 00:32:45,731
of 21st and Scott in 30 minutes.
Okay, that recording
796
00:32:45,799 --> 00:32:47,366
was made an hour and a half ago.
797
00:32:47,434 --> 00:32:49,402
I contacted the officers who
were assigned to protect Molly,
798
00:32:49,469 --> 00:32:50,436
and she's already gone.
799
00:32:50,504 --> 00:32:51,771
What kind of woman runs away
800
00:32:51,838 --> 00:32:53,939
with a man whom she knows
to be a murderer?
801
00:32:54,007 --> 00:32:55,274
I should've known.
802
00:32:55,342 --> 00:32:56,976
She's so used
to being controlled,
803
00:32:57,044 --> 00:32:58,344
she can't live without it.
804
00:32:58,412 --> 00:32:59,679
I don't care about why.
805
00:32:59,746 --> 00:33:01,514
The question is where.
Where are they?
806
00:33:01,581 --> 00:33:02,682
Right here.
807
00:33:02,749 --> 00:33:03,883
Okay, the intersection
808
00:33:03,950 --> 00:33:05,851
where they planned
to meet is right here.
809
00:33:05,919 --> 00:33:07,253
Now, if Molly is driving...
810
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:09,588
No, no, no. He would have taken
over once they got together.
811
00:33:09,656 --> 00:33:11,123
How could you possibly
know that?
812
00:33:11,191 --> 00:33:13,225
Well, since she's willing
to accept the fact
813
00:33:13,293 --> 00:33:15,327
that her husband killed a man,
it suggests
814
00:33:15,395 --> 00:33:17,596
that she's a submissive
and compliant woman.
815
00:33:17,664 --> 00:33:19,031
So, where do you think
they'll go?
816
00:33:19,099 --> 00:33:20,232
Okay, this is ludicrous.
817
00:33:20,300 --> 00:33:21,667
Sweets can't possibly know that.
818
00:33:21,735 --> 00:33:23,436
Actually, I can.
819
00:33:23,503 --> 00:33:25,771
What I'm doing here--
it's no less precise
820
00:33:25,839 --> 00:33:27,339
than profiling
a suspect.
821
00:33:27,407 --> 00:33:29,475
So this meeting place
is not random.
822
00:33:29,543 --> 00:33:31,477
It's right off
the 66 Interstate.
823
00:33:31,545 --> 00:33:35,014
From here,
Braverman will head west.
824
00:33:35,082 --> 00:33:36,949
Now you're psychic?
825
00:33:37,017 --> 00:33:39,819
87% of all people escaping
head west.
826
00:33:39,886 --> 00:33:41,854
I know. It's one
of those bizarre
827
00:33:41,922 --> 00:33:43,155
psychological truths.
828
00:33:43,223 --> 00:33:44,590
It's-It's like, uh...
829
00:33:44,658 --> 00:33:46,325
circling clockwise when you're
staking out a house.
830
00:33:46,393 --> 00:33:48,561
Even the Dude would call that
pseudo-science.
831
00:33:48,628 --> 00:33:49,995
Credit card records show
past reservations
832
00:33:50,063 --> 00:33:52,364
at campgrounds
at Walker State Park
833
00:33:52,432 --> 00:33:53,699
and Fremont State Park.
834
00:33:53,767 --> 00:33:55,167
Yeah. They would want
a familiar place
835
00:33:55,235 --> 00:33:56,335
where they feel secure.
836
00:33:56,403 --> 00:33:59,038
Both west of here,
by the way. Just...
837
00:33:59,106 --> 00:34:00,539
Okay, well,
the fastest route
838
00:34:00,607 --> 00:34:03,142
here is between the 66 and 81.
839
00:34:03,210 --> 00:34:05,911
I'll buy it, especially since
we don't have anything else.
840
00:34:05,979 --> 00:34:07,246
He won't make it to the 81.
841
00:34:07,314 --> 00:34:08,581
Now who's psychic?
842
00:34:08,648 --> 00:34:10,049
When Braverman
rolled off
843
00:34:10,117 --> 00:34:11,317
the car, he landed flatfooted.
844
00:34:11,384 --> 00:34:14,153
From that height
and the speed he was going,
845
00:34:14,221 --> 00:34:16,589
he must have dislocated
his femoral ad from
846
00:34:16,656 --> 00:34:18,324
his acetabular.
Oh, it couldn't be that bad.
847
00:34:18,391 --> 00:34:19,492
He's been running ever since.
848
00:34:19,559 --> 00:34:22,161
Once he's in the car
and immobile,
849
00:34:22,229 --> 00:34:23,429
his adrenaline will wear off,
850
00:34:23,497 --> 00:34:25,264
and the pain
will become unbearable.
851
00:34:25,274 --> 00:34:26,844
He'll need drugs and medical care.
852
00:34:27,154 --> 00:34:29,254
You don't think he'd be stupid enough
to go to a hospital?
853
00:34:29,636 --> 00:34:30,840
He won't have a choice.
854
00:34:30,850 --> 00:34:32,170
I'll contact all the hospitals and
855
00:34:32,172 --> 00:34:33,737
urgent care facilities along the route.
856
00:34:35,245 --> 00:34:36,812
Nothing? You
found nothing?
857
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:38,251
We have tried everything
we could think of.
858
00:34:38,261 --> 00:34:40,340
The problem is projectiles
either bounce off
859
00:34:40,350 --> 00:34:43,223
the rib, crack it or fragment it
into several pieces.
860
00:34:43,233 --> 00:34:45,601
But nothing knocked out
one small fragment?
861
00:34:45,611 --> 00:34:48,531
Tell the science dude, we need
something that strikes
862
00:34:48,581 --> 00:34:50,123
at more than 40 meters per second
863
00:34:50,133 --> 00:34:52,133
but less than 70 meters per second.
864
00:34:52,170 --> 00:34:53,990
Which translates to?
865
00:34:54,099 --> 00:34:57,168
Uh, faster tn a golf ball
hit with a three iron,
866
00:34:57,236 --> 00:34:58,769
but slower than a rubber bullet.
867
00:34:58,837 --> 00:35:00,204
Oh!
868
00:35:01,473 --> 00:35:03,274
Oh, good Lord.
869
00:35:06,445 --> 00:35:08,246
I think I'm
on to something.
870
00:35:08,313 --> 00:35:10,014
Whoa! You made
a bazooka?
871
00:35:10,082 --> 00:35:13,017
If you mean potato
bazooka, then, yes.
872
00:35:13,085 --> 00:35:14,352
PVC tube,
873
00:35:14,419 --> 00:35:16,454
commercial hairspray
as an accelerant.
874
00:35:16,521 --> 00:35:18,623
Hold and load.
875
00:35:18,690 --> 00:35:23,127
Man. I haven't shot
a potato gun since I was a kid.
876
00:35:23,195 --> 00:35:25,363
Is this in any way safe?
877
00:35:25,430 --> 00:35:26,931
Strictly 18 and over,
878
00:35:26,999 --> 00:35:29,300
so I am completely
out of my comfort zone.
879
00:35:29,368 --> 00:35:31,469
Okay, loaded... and ready.
880
00:35:31,536 --> 00:35:32,970
Professor.
881
00:35:33,038 --> 00:35:35,306
Thank you.
882
00:35:40,279 --> 00:35:42,280
Spuds away.
883
00:35:48,620 --> 00:35:49,754
Wow.
884
00:35:49,821 --> 00:35:52,390
140 miles per
hour, so that's
885
00:35:52,457 --> 00:35:55,159
62.5 meters
per second,
give or take.
886
00:35:55,227 --> 00:35:57,762
Let's check
the playback on that.
887
00:36:06,972 --> 00:36:08,172
Eureka!
888
00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:09,674
I see
889
00:36:09,741 --> 00:36:11,809
that your results are congruent
with what happened,
890
00:36:11,877 --> 00:36:13,210
but are we really saying
891
00:36:13,278 --> 00:36:15,546
that our victim was killed
by a potato gun?
892
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:22,553
Oh, it's Hodgins.
893
00:36:22,621 --> 00:36:24,355
Hey, Hodgins, you
got a weapon for us?
894
00:36:24,423 --> 00:36:26,090
It's a potato gun.
895
00:36:26,158 --> 00:36:28,326
Did you get that thesis
from the Dude?
896
00:36:28,393 --> 00:36:30,695
That would be correct.
897
00:36:30,762 --> 00:36:32,430
Okay, murder by vegetable?
898
00:36:32,497 --> 00:36:33,998
Well, not literally.
899
00:36:34,066 --> 00:36:36,767
Murder by something
that approximates the speed,
900
00:36:36,835 --> 00:36:39,270
force and velocity
of a potato.
901
00:36:39,338 --> 00:36:41,172
A blunt, malleable projectile
902
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:43,207
moving at a relatively
slow speed.
903
00:36:43,275 --> 00:36:44,976
That is very good work.
904
00:36:45,043 --> 00:36:46,677
Ah, but good enough
that you will agree
905
00:36:46,745 --> 00:36:47,912
to appear on my show?
906
00:36:49,114 --> 00:36:50,648
Yes.
907
00:36:52,884 --> 00:36:54,185
Oh, excuse us.
Oh, I got it.
908
00:36:54,252 --> 00:36:55,953
I got it. I got it.
Yeah, it's Booth.
909
00:36:56,021 --> 00:36:57,254
This is Agent Clansnick.
910
00:36:57,322 --> 00:36:59,623
McArthur Hospital
off the 66 just reported
911
00:36:59,691 --> 00:37:01,659
a couple-- male and female--
912
00:37:01,727 --> 00:37:02,827
male with a dislocated leg.
913
00:37:02,894 --> 00:37:04,228
Well, were they carrying
any potatoes?
914
00:37:04,296 --> 00:37:05,629
Excuse me?
915
00:37:05,697 --> 00:37:08,232
Don't worry. We're eight
miles out. We're on our way.
916
00:37:20,085 --> 00:37:20,985
Well, what do
you want to do?
917
00:37:21,029 --> 00:37:22,030
Well, what I want to do
918
00:37:22,041 --> 00:37:24,142
is I'm going to find
a doctor to find him
919
00:37:24,210 --> 00:37:26,912
and pump him with enough
morphine to stun an elephant.
920
00:37:26,980 --> 00:37:28,380
Well, physicians
can't do that.
921
00:37:28,448 --> 00:37:29,648
It's against
the Hippocratic Oath.
922
00:37:29,716 --> 00:37:30,849
"First, do no harm."
923
00:37:30,917 --> 00:37:32,284
Right. I'm just saying...
924
00:37:32,352 --> 00:37:33,552
She followed us.
925
00:37:33,620 --> 00:37:35,454
Hey, Janet!
926
00:37:39,759 --> 00:37:42,427
Janet, Janet, Janet,
Janet, Janet...!
927
00:37:42,495 --> 00:37:44,563
Braverman's mine, G-Man.
928
00:37:44,631 --> 00:37:45,931
It's gonna be all right, okay?
929
00:37:45,999 --> 00:37:47,232
Hey.
930
00:37:48,735 --> 00:37:49,868
There's another
way around.
931
00:37:49,936 --> 00:37:51,370
Okay.
This way.
932
00:37:56,776 --> 00:37:59,544
Look, there.
933
00:38:00,913 --> 00:38:02,581
Come on.
934
00:38:06,419 --> 00:38:07,853
I'll meet you
back the other way.
935
00:38:17,830 --> 00:38:19,431
All right, run, Charles!
I got her!
936
00:38:21,334 --> 00:38:22,301
Get out of my way!
937
00:38:22,368 --> 00:38:23,835
Janet!
938
00:38:36,282 --> 00:38:38,517
Oh.
939
00:38:41,154 --> 00:38:42,187
No! Wait!
940
00:38:43,456 --> 00:38:45,724
Drop the weapon.
Relax, G-Man.
941
00:38:45,792 --> 00:38:47,492
He's fine.
It's only a bean bag gun.
942
00:38:48,728 --> 00:38:49,895
Drop it now.
943
00:38:49,962 --> 00:38:53,165
I got the guy.
944
00:38:53,232 --> 00:38:54,966
Bounty is mine.
945
00:38:55,034 --> 00:38:56,835
On your knees. Now!
946
00:38:56,903 --> 00:38:58,337
He's officially mine.
947
00:38:59,372 --> 00:39:01,139
Booth.
948
00:39:01,207 --> 00:39:02,607
Bones, you okay?
Where's Molly?
949
00:39:02,675 --> 00:39:03,909
She's incapacitated.
950
00:39:03,976 --> 00:39:05,177
Most likely for the next
951
00:39:05,244 --> 00:39:07,079
six to eight hours.
952
00:39:07,146 --> 00:39:09,348
Hey, Bones, you think
that a potato gun
953
00:39:09,415 --> 00:39:10,816
and a bean bag gun
954
00:39:10,883 --> 00:39:12,517
could generate
the same Fig Newtons
955
00:39:12,585 --> 00:39:13,685
per square inch?
956
00:39:13,753 --> 00:39:15,654
It's just newtons, Booth.
957
00:39:18,424 --> 00:39:21,793
Yes, I-I think
they could be very similar. Why?
958
00:39:24,764 --> 00:39:26,064
The bounty hunter
killed the Wolf?
959
00:39:26,132 --> 00:39:27,432
They were both after
960
00:39:27,500 --> 00:39:29,701
Braverman at the same time
in the woods near his cabin.
961
00:39:29,769 --> 00:39:31,937
So she just takes him out
for the 200 grand bounty.
962
00:39:32,004 --> 00:39:33,538
Well, it was
an accident.
963
00:39:33,606 --> 00:39:36,174
The rib fragment broke off
in the fight at the pool hall.
964
00:39:36,242 --> 00:39:37,342
You had no idea
965
00:39:37,410 --> 00:39:39,044
that your bean bag
gun would kill him.
966
00:39:39,112 --> 00:39:41,046
Bones, what are you,
a defense lawyer now?
967
00:39:41,114 --> 00:39:43,448
A kind mind is a fine mind.
968
00:39:43,516 --> 00:39:45,050
She cut off his head.
969
00:39:45,118 --> 00:39:46,451
That wasn't an accident.
970
00:39:46,519 --> 00:39:49,154
I have no rebuttal
to that statement.
971
00:39:49,222 --> 00:39:51,289
Right. Let's go.
972
00:40:10,576 --> 00:40:12,744
I am so nervous.
973
00:40:12,812 --> 00:40:14,045
Anyone else nervous?
974
00:40:14,113 --> 00:40:15,881
You nervous?
I'm nervous?
What if she starts
975
00:40:15,948 --> 00:40:17,916
explaining human dissection
to these kids?
976
00:40:17,984 --> 00:40:19,785
That's gonna
be a problem.
Mm.
977
00:40:27,260 --> 00:40:30,195
What is the Code
of the Scientist?
978
00:40:30,263 --> 00:40:34,533
Observe, analyze, deduce.
979
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:38,403
Wow. These are not normal
fun children.
980
00:40:38,471 --> 00:40:40,839
Kids, I want you to meet
a very special friend.
981
00:40:40,907 --> 00:40:42,474
In fact, this is her lab.
982
00:40:42,542 --> 00:40:43,909
Isn't it amazing?
983
00:40:43,976 --> 00:40:46,244
It's amazing!
984
00:40:46,312 --> 00:40:49,448
She's a forensic
anthropologist.
985
00:40:49,515 --> 00:40:52,350
And what she does is amazing.
986
00:40:52,418 --> 00:40:54,419
She looks at old bones,
987
00:40:54,487 --> 00:40:56,121
she figures out
how people lived,
988
00:40:56,189 --> 00:40:58,757
what they were like,
even how they died.
989
00:40:58,825 --> 00:41:01,393
She's amazing.
Like magic.
990
00:41:01,461 --> 00:41:03,929
She's amazing!
991
00:41:03,996 --> 00:41:06,465
But it's not magic. It's...
992
00:41:06,532 --> 00:41:07,766
Science!
993
00:41:07,834 --> 00:41:10,235
Her name is
Dr. Temperance
994
00:41:10,303 --> 00:41:14,039
Brennan, but she's better known
as the Bone Lady.
995
00:41:26,052 --> 00:41:29,321
Dr. Brennan, would
you like to lead us
996
00:41:29,388 --> 00:41:30,956
in our Scientist's Oath?
997
00:41:31,023 --> 00:41:34,659
I most certainly
would, Science Dude.
998
00:41:34,727 --> 00:41:37,229
We see big stars.
999
00:41:37,296 --> 00:41:39,631
Tiny atoms, too.
Because that...
1000
00:41:39,699 --> 00:41:42,467
...is what scientists do!
1001
00:41:42,535 --> 00:41:44,436
We get the facts.
1002
00:41:44,504 --> 00:41:46,705
And say what's true.
1003
00:41:46,772 --> 00:41:49,908
Because that is what
scientists do!
1004
00:41:49,976 --> 00:41:52,277
We use our minds.
1005
00:41:52,345 --> 00:41:54,179
Embrace what's new.
1006
00:41:54,247 --> 00:41:57,616
Because that is
what scientists do!
1007
00:41:57,683 --> 00:41:59,484
Thank you, Dr. Brennan.
1008
00:41:59,552 --> 00:42:02,821
No. Thank you.
1009
00:42:11,731 --> 00:42:16,134
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