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Can't believe
you forgot your binoculars.
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A lepidopterist
without binoculars
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is like a day
without sunshine.
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Guess I was nervous
to meet you.
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Never done the
online date thing before.
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There's a red-banded
hairstreak.
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It's so beautiful.
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Look what's next to it.
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Right. Another butterfly.
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Hackberry Emperor.
Of course.
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Guess I'm just tired.
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We've only been at it
for a few hours.
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When you e-mailed me and said
you were into butterflies,
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it sounded romantic,
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not like school.
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You're not really
a lepidopterist, are you?
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No, Gary.
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I'm just a woman
looking for a man.
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Oh.
Yeah.
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And I brought a blanket.
Fantastic!
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Look at these.
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Oh, look at these.
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A swarm of Silvery Checkerspots.
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Oh, my God.
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This is romantic.
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But you're going
to remember this
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a lot more than
those butterflies, Gary.
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They don't usually
swarm like this.
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Neither do I.
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I hate online dating.
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Partially skeletonized.
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Ribs splayed open.
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I have a feeling
this wasn't natural causes.
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Animal or psycho?
Probably.
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The angle of the mandible
and the brow of the skull
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indicate a male.
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About 40 to 50,
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judging by the wear
on the mandibular teeth.
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Hey. What's-what's with
all the butterflies?
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Chlosyne nycteis.
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They're
the Silvery Checkerspot.
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Indigenous to the area.
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They're probably just attracted
by the remains.
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Whoa, whoa, wait.
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- Butterflies eat dead people?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, they may look beautiful,
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but they'll eat
bird excrement,
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and aphid guts,
decomposing meat.
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Oh. Right.
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What the hell?
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Something smells like sulfur.
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It's coming from the remains.
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It's...
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Hate when you do that.
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It's not a typical...
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odor associated with
decomposition.
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Who would leave a goat out here?
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Who cares about a goat? Okay?
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We're dealing
with a dead body here.
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Look, shouldn't there
be more blood?
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Yes. It-it appears
all of the blood
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has been drained
from the victim's body.
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I'm guessing psycho.
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But look at the ribs, two
through six, on the left side.
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Bite marks.
Cannibal?
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No. It-it's not human dentition.
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I'm confused.
Me, too.
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And I don't like the feeling.
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So, the heart is gone?
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Well, it's like someone ate
it right out of his chest.
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Wow.
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The victim's right ankle has
a vertical transarticular pin
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that was surgically implanted
to fix a past fracture.
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Could be a helpful identifier.
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Very good, Mr. Nigel-Murray.
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While I have your attention
and affection,
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there's something
that I'd like to say.
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Can you speak while working?
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Of course. As you may be aware,
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I am currently participating
in Alcoholics Anonymous,
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pursuant to my unfortunate
downward spiral
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in the aftermath
of my Jeopardy! win.
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Whoa.
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I had no idea you were in AA.
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Yes, well,
as with everything else,
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discretion has been
my watchword.
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Except when I was vomiting
into someone's hat.
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These look like spiny bristles
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from some kind of animal.
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Oh, and the evidence
on the X-rays
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shows bone damage on the ribs
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from long fang-like teeth.
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Oh. Maybe the heart
was eaten.
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But anyway, I'm currently
at step nine of 12,
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which consists of me making
amends to those people
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that I have harmed
while I've been drinking.
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Not necessary. Don't even
remember being wronged.
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I urinated in your tadpole tank,
Dr. Hodgins.
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What?
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Mr. Nigel-Murray,
that's disgusting.
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Of course. Anyway,
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Dr. Hodgins, I apologize.
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- Dr. Saroyan.
- No.
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All I want to hear
from you right now
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are facts about this case.
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Okay. At this point,
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from all of the evidence that
I've gathered from the X-rays,
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as well as the observable
evidence on the remains,
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indicates that our victim
was killed by a cryptid.
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Cryptid?
A creature yet unrecognized
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by scientific consensus.
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Of course.
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Oh, no. You guys aren't
going to start talking
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about werewolves, are you?
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No, no, no. I would posit
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that it was a chupacabra.
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A spiny creature
the size of a bear.
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Vicious, a forked-tongue,
with fangs easily capable
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of biting out
the victim's heart.
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But no one has ever captured
or verified this chupacabra.
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No. But reports show
that it sucks out
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its victim's blood, and leaves
behind the scent of sulfur.
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And you found a goat
tethered to a stake there.
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Chupacabra means
"goat sucker."
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So for cause of death,
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you want me
to put down "goat sucker."
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♪ Bones 6x18 ♪
The Truth in the Myth
Original Air Date on April 14, 2011
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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♪ Main Title Theme ♪ The Crystal Method
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Oh... What is that?
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The murder victim's
stomach contents.
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Wow. You know,
if you're hungry,
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there's uneaten food
in the kitchen.
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You're right.
I'm sorry.
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There's just something
about a pregnant woman
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that precludes twisted humor.
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What's up?
So I looked at the clothes
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that our guy
was wearing.
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Apparently, he did not
scrimp on the duds.
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Everything was brand new.
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It was like
he was wearing a costume.
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So maybe he wasn't really
an outdoorsman at all.
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Oh, and guess what?
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Vincent just apologized to me.
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Oh. Step number nine:
making amends?
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Yeah. He apologized
for using my letter opener
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to clean his fingernails.
Ugh.
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And for telling his entire darts
team that he slept with me.
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Oh, my God. What is with him?
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He was drunk.
Well, but still?
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It's not like I'm going
to run into his darts team.
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Well, you are a better person
than I am.
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Really? I'm not going to forget
that you told me that.
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You identified the victim how?
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Well, no real hunter
goes out to the woods
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in brand-new
clothes, right?
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So he had to be a tourist.
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So I sent his description
to the hotels and lodges
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in the area and
I got a hit.
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Pine Tree Manor.
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Yeah, they said
they had a guest
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by the name of
Lee Coleman,
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who disappeared and
left his stuff behind.
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Lee Coleman.
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The Lee Coleman.
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Why do you keep saying his name
as if I should know him?
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Lee Coleman.
Kill the Myth.
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It's a TV show on the
Wilderness Network.
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I've never seen it.
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Wow. Do you even own a TV?
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Of course.
It's in the closet.
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Well, naturally.
Anyway, on the show,
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Coleman would go out
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and he would debunk
different myths and legends.
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You know, the Loch Ness
monster, the yeti,
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psychic healers, yada, yada.
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I'm not familiar with
the "yada yada yada" myth,
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but the rest of them
don't need disproving,
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because they don't exist.
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Okay, again, just because you
haven't seen something,
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it doesn't mean that
it doesn't exist.
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I mean, you haven't seen
the backside of the moon,
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but you believe in it.
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What?
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Just trying to think
of an amusing quip
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about the backside
of your moon.
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All right, great. What if
Coleman was in the woods
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trying to disprove
the chupacabra
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for Kill the Myth?
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And the myth killed him instead.
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It could happen.
No, it couldn't.
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You can't be killed by something
that doesn't exist.
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Well, you can
if it does exist.
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I don't think you understand
what the word "myth" means.
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Now what?
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Perhaps you could see
your dark side
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if you mooned a mirror.
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Because "moon" is a term
that refers to exposing...
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I know, Bones.
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Get it? It-it's
pretty clever, right?
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It's clever,
yeah, clever.
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Yeah, I'd laugh
but it's that, uh,
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I'm afraid of
driving off the road.
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I understand.
You do, right?
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Safety first.
Oh, yeah.
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I understand.
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Oh.
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Huh.
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Odd that they would call
it the Pine Tree Manor
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when it's obviously
clad in cedar.
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I was just
thinking that.
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Really?
No.
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Wow.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Welcome to the Pine Tree Manor.
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It would more
properly be called
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the Cedar Siding Manor.
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Right. Uh, FBI,
Special Agent Seeley Booth.
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This here's my colleague,
Dr. Temperance Brennan.
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You must be here
because of the myth guy.
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I'm Randy Shepard,
I own the place.
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Is it true what we're hearing?
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What are you hearing?
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That something got the guy.
Out in the woods.
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Something... horrible.
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And how'd you hear that?
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From me.
Who are you?
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I'm Melissa Lawson.
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Melissa's our
activities coordinator.
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What does that mean?
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Fishing, hikes,
bird-watching, nature trails,
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hunting.
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Mr. Coleman sort of
monopolized Melissa
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the three days he was here.
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He was filming an episode
of that show of his.
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To debunk the chupacabra.
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Yeah. And it got him.
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We've had sightings.
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People used to come
from all over
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just to get a glimpse of one.
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What's it look like?
Oh.
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Hello?
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So, I've analyzed those dermal
cells we found on the remains.
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Turns out they are skin,
but not human.
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Now, judging by the heavily
keratinized stratum corneum,
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they appear to be reptilian.
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Reptilian?
There's more.
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Those needle-like quills,
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they're composed
of 45% carbon, 27% oxygen,
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15% nitrogen
and six percent hydrogen.
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That's hair.
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Mm-hmm,
and definitely mammalian.
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No. Th-th-that makes no sense.
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Reptile scales
and mammalian hair
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don't coexist
on any known animal.
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Really?
What about this?
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Chupacabra.
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I'm Lee Coleman, and I've
made it my life's mission
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to disprove some of the world's
most tenacious myths,
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legends and monsters.
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Don't be a fool.
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Kill the myth
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and find the truth.
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Join me next week
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as I brave the deep woods
of West Virginia
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in search of
the mythic chupacabra...
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...a creature whose name means
"goat sucker."
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But I'm going to prove
that if you believe in him,
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you are the sucker.
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That promo wasn't shot
in West Virginia.
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It was a park
near the studio.
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I can't believe he's gone.
274
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Well, you were his producer.
275
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You must've known
he was going out there.
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I rarely knew what
Lee was up to.
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He insisted on doing
all of his own research.
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Can you think of anyone
who would want to harm Lee?
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He made a career out of
making people look like fools.
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Everyone he debunked
probably wanted him dead.
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Believers in superstitions
like these,
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they turn to illogical
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explanations as a way
of deriving control
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in a frightening
and uncertain world.
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They're nuts.
286
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That's a more succinct
way of putting it.
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00:11:44,242 --> 00:11:46,809
But when a person like that
has his way of life challenged,
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becoming violent
would not be surprising.
289
00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:53,241
You know, Lee was attacked once,
by a dog.
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00:11:53,309 --> 00:11:56,177
He debunked a dog? What-what
was it pretending to be?
291
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He debunked a pet psychic.
292
00:11:57,546 --> 00:11:59,314
Oh.
She lost a lot of clients.
293
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Um, one day Lee
was coming out of the studio,
294
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and this dog just went for him.
295
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And the pet psychic
was just across the street
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watching the whole thing.
Was it her dog?
297
00:12:07,658 --> 00:12:09,359
She denied it, but why else
would she be there?
298
00:12:09,426 --> 00:12:11,427
That mutt latched
onto Lee's leg,
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he fell, broke his ankle,
had to have surgery,
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00:12:14,732 --> 00:12:16,867
and we couldn't even
touch the psychic.
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00:12:16,935 --> 00:12:19,938
When was this?
Last year.
302
00:12:20,005 --> 00:12:21,105
Oh.
But he insisted
303
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on re-running the episode
two weeks ago.
304
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He disappeared
right after that.
305
00:12:25,811 --> 00:12:28,346
I told him
he should forget about her.
306
00:12:28,413 --> 00:12:32,450
She's a loon, but he wanted
to go after her again.
307
00:12:38,022 --> 00:12:40,424
I've never seen bone damage
like this before. Normally,
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puncture marks resulting
from carnivorous scavenging
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are accompanied by pits
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in the cortical bone surfaces.
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Which are not in evidence.
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Mysteriously.
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So I'll analyze the wounds
and try and establish
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which were caused
by small animals
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and which might have been
caused by the chupacabra.
316
00:12:57,444 --> 00:13:00,480
You are not letting this
chupacabra thing go, are you?
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I'd be skeptical if you told me
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that there was a venomous,
egg-laying, duck-billed,
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beaver-tailed mammal,
320
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,554
and yet,
321
00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:10,256
the platypus...
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it does exist.
Uh...
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00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,561
Mr. Nigel-Murray,
do you need me to
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00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:16,829
take that alcohol
away from you?
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00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:19,331
Oh!
326
00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:22,835
No, don't be absurd.
This is, uh, 80% ethyl alcohol.
327
00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:25,638
I would most likely go blind
if I were to drink this.
328
00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:27,840
If... yeah, yeah.
Take it away from me?
329
00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:29,976
Yeah.
Take the top.
330
00:13:30,778 --> 00:13:32,245
Dr. Saroyan.
331
00:13:32,313 --> 00:13:33,780
Sorry.
332
00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:37,016
I really need you
to let me apologize to you.
333
00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:38,785
For my sobriety.
334
00:13:40,822 --> 00:13:43,290
Fine. Shoot.
335
00:13:43,358 --> 00:13:44,558
Thank you.
336
00:13:46,127 --> 00:13:49,129
I once went into your office,
uh, when you weren't there,
337
00:13:49,197 --> 00:13:51,965
and I noticed that your
desk drawer was open.
338
00:13:52,033 --> 00:13:53,800
And I saw a stack
of grocery coupons
339
00:13:53,868 --> 00:13:55,502
from the Sunday paper.
340
00:13:55,570 --> 00:13:56,670
Okay.
341
00:13:56,738 --> 00:13:57,704
Continue.
342
00:13:57,772 --> 00:13:59,707
And I took some
of the coupons.
343
00:13:59,775 --> 00:14:01,543
I took one,
it was for a soda,
344
00:14:01,610 --> 00:14:03,979
and I took another one
for a cheese snack,
345
00:14:04,046 --> 00:14:06,114
and the third was for
a frozen fish dinner.
346
00:14:06,182 --> 00:14:07,849
Three coupons.
347
00:14:07,917 --> 00:14:10,385
Yeah. I was tipsy.
348
00:14:11,888 --> 00:14:13,255
I understand.
349
00:14:13,323 --> 00:14:15,457
And as long as that's it,
I forgive you.
350
00:14:17,528 --> 00:14:19,028
What?
351
00:14:19,096 --> 00:14:22,432
I also told some mates from
Paleontology that you and I,
352
00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:23,967
that we enjoyed
353
00:14:24,035 --> 00:14:28,137
a passionate and extremely
gymnastic sexual relationship.
354
00:14:28,205 --> 00:14:30,573
What?
Yes. I did... it's all true.
355
00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:32,574
I can't believe you did that.
356
00:14:32,642 --> 00:14:35,210
I-I-I know, I know, and
I am deeply, deeply sorry.
357
00:14:35,278 --> 00:14:37,145
It was the hooch.
358
00:14:37,213 --> 00:14:42,383
Uh... oh, forget it.
359
00:14:42,451 --> 00:14:45,020
The injuries on the bones--
I would like
360
00:14:45,088 --> 00:14:46,822
an explanation for them
as soon as possible.
361
00:14:46,889 --> 00:14:49,758
One that will not be met
with derision.
362
00:14:52,095 --> 00:14:54,362
I shouldn't have told her
about the coupons.
363
00:14:54,430 --> 00:14:56,564
I think the victim
364
00:14:56,632 --> 00:15:00,568
is providing a valuable service
by debunking these myths.
365
00:15:02,404 --> 00:15:04,439
Take a look at this.
This is your proof.
366
00:15:04,507 --> 00:15:06,809
El gringo es el diablo!
367
00:15:06,877 --> 00:15:08,277
Oh, no, don't be angry at me.
368
00:15:08,345 --> 00:15:10,179
Your priest is the one
who has tricked you.
369
00:15:10,247 --> 00:15:11,348
Look.
370
00:15:11,415 --> 00:15:14,084
I put up a hidden camera,
371
00:15:14,152 --> 00:15:16,053
and this is what it recorded
last night.
372
00:15:16,121 --> 00:15:20,091
Your priest has rigged
this statue to cry.
373
00:15:20,158 --> 00:15:22,693
You know, some of these segments
374
00:15:22,761 --> 00:15:25,262
that Coleman recorded
used hidden cameras.
375
00:15:25,330 --> 00:15:26,597
He wouldn't need
a camera crew.
376
00:15:26,665 --> 00:15:28,866
For his exposé
on the chupacabra,
377
00:15:28,934 --> 00:15:31,135
he might have put up cameras.
They could still be there.
378
00:15:31,203 --> 00:15:33,537
Exactly.
I should watch this show.
379
00:15:33,605 --> 00:15:36,140
You know, not all miracles
are fake, Bones.
380
00:15:36,208 --> 00:15:40,912
There's a reasonable explanation
for all phenomenon.
381
00:15:40,979 --> 00:15:42,380
You know I saw a yeti.
382
00:15:44,416 --> 00:15:45,750
Don't be ridiculous.
Yetis don't exist.
383
00:15:45,818 --> 00:15:48,386
I was in Nepal.
384
00:15:48,454 --> 00:15:50,889
Rangers have a secure
training base there.
385
00:15:50,956 --> 00:15:52,590
I was doing
field exercises,
386
00:15:52,658 --> 00:15:54,592
about to rendezvous
with my platoon,
387
00:15:54,660 --> 00:15:57,028
and... I saw it.
388
00:15:57,096 --> 00:15:59,631
About 30, 35 feet
in front of me.
389
00:15:59,699 --> 00:16:01,633
You were in the snow.
390
00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:04,602
In unfamiliar terrain, alone,
391
00:16:04,670 --> 00:16:05,970
hallucinations
are common.
392
00:16:06,038 --> 00:16:07,638
It was over ten feet tall.
393
00:16:07,706 --> 00:16:10,442
It was huge.
I looked straight in its eyes.
394
00:16:10,510 --> 00:16:13,111
I pointed my rifle at it,
and it ran.
395
00:16:13,179 --> 00:16:15,113
This was no hallucination.
Booth,
396
00:16:15,181 --> 00:16:16,314
I'm sure you thought...
397
00:16:16,382 --> 00:16:17,682
Okay, why don't you
just trust me, here?
398
00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:19,384
Why can't you just use
399
00:16:19,452 --> 00:16:21,453
that brilliant
scientific mind of yours
400
00:16:21,521 --> 00:16:24,656
and at least admit
that the possibility
401
00:16:24,724 --> 00:16:26,658
of what I'm saying here is true?
402
00:16:26,726 --> 00:16:28,861
You-you're serious?
403
00:16:28,928 --> 00:16:31,597
Just forget it. You know, you
talk a really good game, Bones,
404
00:16:31,665 --> 00:16:33,666
but when it comes down to it,
you're no different
405
00:16:33,734 --> 00:16:34,901
than people who were certain
406
00:16:34,969 --> 00:16:36,502
that the Sun revolved
around the Earth.
407
00:16:36,570 --> 00:16:38,705
That's not true.
408
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:51,183
Well, I did some readings
for Nancy Reagan.
409
00:16:51,251 --> 00:16:54,519
Her dog, a Cavalier
King Charles spaniel, Rex--
410
00:16:54,587 --> 00:16:55,854
cute little thing--
411
00:16:55,922 --> 00:16:59,658
he had some issues
with being in the public eye.
412
00:16:59,726 --> 00:17:00,859
You can understand.
413
00:17:00,927 --> 00:17:02,294
Sure, sure.
414
00:17:02,362 --> 00:17:04,296
Well, Hobart
likes you.
415
00:17:04,364 --> 00:17:07,700
Thinks you have a kind
and understanding face.
416
00:17:07,769 --> 00:17:09,236
Hobart?
Hobart.
417
00:17:09,303 --> 00:17:11,671
Hello.
Oh.
418
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:13,340
Hello.
419
00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:15,209
Hobart looks like
a very nice bird as well.
420
00:17:15,276 --> 00:17:16,410
I'm here to ask you about...
421
00:17:16,478 --> 00:17:18,713
Lee Coleman. I know.
422
00:17:18,781 --> 00:17:19,948
Horrible man.
423
00:17:20,015 --> 00:17:22,184
He has no idea
how many animals he hurt
424
00:17:22,251 --> 00:17:23,885
by spreading those lies
about me.
425
00:17:23,953 --> 00:17:24,986
You were angry about that.
426
00:17:25,054 --> 00:17:26,421
Well, we all were.
427
00:17:26,489 --> 00:17:28,023
Uh-huh.
428
00:17:28,091 --> 00:17:29,859
Well, he thought
you were responsible
429
00:17:29,926 --> 00:17:31,294
for the dog
attacking him.
430
00:17:31,361 --> 00:17:33,797
That's nonsense.
431
00:17:33,864 --> 00:17:35,432
Hadley acted on his own.
432
00:17:35,499 --> 00:17:36,667
Of course.
433
00:17:36,734 --> 00:17:39,503
But you were with Hadley
when he attacked.
434
00:17:39,571 --> 00:17:40,837
I mean,
you could've restrained him.
435
00:17:40,905 --> 00:17:42,572
Well, we were taking a walk,
436
00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:44,708
it all happened very fast.
Hello.
437
00:17:44,775 --> 00:17:46,777
And he does regret the pain
that he caused.
438
00:17:46,845 --> 00:17:49,112
He told you that?
439
00:17:49,179 --> 00:17:51,114
We communicated, yes.
440
00:17:51,181 --> 00:17:53,683
Two weeks ago,
when Lee Coleman was killed,
441
00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:55,918
you were also in West Virginia,
weren't you?
442
00:17:55,986 --> 00:17:58,687
Yes, I was seeing a client.
A horse.
443
00:17:58,754 --> 00:18:02,223
He felt emotionally displaced
because his owners got a pony.
444
00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:04,158
Well, the farmer who hired you
445
00:18:04,226 --> 00:18:06,261
said that you came and went
on your own schedule.
446
00:18:06,329 --> 00:18:08,497
What are you implying?
447
00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:09,731
You're the psychic,
Ms. Michaels.
448
00:18:09,799 --> 00:18:11,166
I'm sure you can figure it out.
449
00:18:11,234 --> 00:18:13,101
You know,
your business was hurt.
450
00:18:13,169 --> 00:18:15,970
You felt humiliated
and ridiculed.
451
00:18:16,038 --> 00:18:17,805
You wanted revenge.
452
00:18:17,873 --> 00:18:21,175
I did not kill
that dreadful man.
453
00:18:21,242 --> 00:18:22,843
I was at the farm.
454
00:18:22,911 --> 00:18:24,979
Ask the horse. Or the chickens.
455
00:18:25,047 --> 00:18:26,748
They all saw me.
456
00:18:26,815 --> 00:18:28,416
Right.
457
00:18:28,484 --> 00:18:31,486
I am not crazy, Dr. Sweets.
And I do want to help.
458
00:18:31,554 --> 00:18:35,425
I heard that you found
a goat at the murder scene?
459
00:18:35,492 --> 00:18:36,960
If you want me
to talk to him...
460
00:18:38,195 --> 00:18:41,331
Nah. No, thank you.
But thank you.
461
00:18:41,399 --> 00:18:42,699
Good-bye.
462
00:18:42,767 --> 00:18:44,200
I'm just going to leave.
463
00:18:44,268 --> 00:18:47,670
So if Coleman used a hidden
camera out here, he probably
464
00:18:47,737 --> 00:18:50,105
would've had it aimed where
the goat was tethered.
465
00:18:50,173 --> 00:18:51,844
You really had to volunteer us
for this, huh?
466
00:18:51,869 --> 00:18:52,908
Yeah!
467
00:18:52,909 --> 00:18:55,177
Thought coming out to the
woods would be nice, you know?
468
00:18:55,245 --> 00:18:56,545
Little fresh air.
469
00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:58,013
Honey, let me share
something with you.
470
00:18:58,081 --> 00:18:59,815
There's a human
growing inside me.
471
00:18:59,883 --> 00:19:02,951
Vegging on the couch and eating
pints of mint-chip ice cream
472
00:19:03,019 --> 00:19:04,853
is all I actually want to do.
473
00:19:04,921 --> 00:19:06,989
Recent studies show that mothers
474
00:19:07,057 --> 00:19:08,891
who gain excess weight
during pregnancy
475
00:19:08,959 --> 00:19:11,727
make their babies more prone
to childhood obesity.
476
00:19:11,794 --> 00:19:13,795
Oh. That's interesting.
477
00:19:13,863 --> 00:19:15,464
I read a study that says that
478
00:19:15,531 --> 00:19:17,966
husbands who suggest
their pregnant wives are fat
479
00:19:18,034 --> 00:19:20,335
are far more prone
to being slugged by them.
480
00:19:20,403 --> 00:19:23,404
Right. Okay, then.
481
00:19:23,472 --> 00:19:24,706
Cameras.
Yes.
482
00:19:24,773 --> 00:19:25,806
Cameras...
483
00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:28,308
So I watched the segments
of Kill the Myth
484
00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:29,943
that Brennan sent,
Uh-huh.
485
00:19:30,011 --> 00:19:32,545
Coleman always seems to use
the same type of camera.
486
00:19:32,613 --> 00:19:34,981
It's a fixed-lens infrared
487
00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:36,315
surveillance camera,
488
00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:38,717
with a maximum focal
length of 20 feet.
489
00:19:38,785 --> 00:19:42,989
So then, we should just
measure a 20-foot perimeter
490
00:19:43,056 --> 00:19:45,859
from the stake,
and then start searching.
491
00:19:45,926 --> 00:19:47,594
You know what
I don't understand?
492
00:19:47,662 --> 00:19:48,862
What's that, babe?
493
00:19:48,930 --> 00:19:51,565
How come a creature whose
name means "goat sucker"
494
00:19:51,633 --> 00:19:53,467
didn't suck the goat?
495
00:19:53,535 --> 00:19:57,038
'Cause there's no such
thing as a chupacabra.
496
00:19:57,106 --> 00:19:58,640
Oh. This coming from
the woman that believes
497
00:19:58,707 --> 00:20:00,075
the stars control our fates.
498
00:20:00,143 --> 00:20:02,044
Of course you're going
to belittle astrology.
499
00:20:02,111 --> 00:20:03,178
You're a Virgo.
500
00:20:03,246 --> 00:20:05,614
Think I got something.
501
00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:09,684
Well, h-how are we
going to get up there?
502
00:20:09,752 --> 00:20:11,052
It's just a little tree.
503
00:20:11,119 --> 00:20:14,522
Hey, babe,
you're going to be a father.
504
00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:16,223
I don't want anything
to happen to you.
505
00:20:16,291 --> 00:20:18,692
Okay, but please,
please be careful.
506
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:22,095
Okay.
507
00:20:22,163 --> 00:20:25,098
Got it.
Hold on tight.
508
00:20:25,166 --> 00:20:26,790
All right, now I'm going to
throw this down to you, okay?
509
00:20:26,815 --> 00:20:28,015
Yeah.
510
00:20:30,538 --> 00:20:34,442
Got it. Um, it looks like
there's some water damage,
511
00:20:34,509 --> 00:20:36,544
but I might be able
to recover some data
512
00:20:36,612 --> 00:20:38,246
from the memory card.
Uh-huh.
513
00:20:38,313 --> 00:20:41,449
If this timestamp is correct,
514
00:20:41,516 --> 00:20:44,085
this was taken on the night
that Lee Coleman was killed.
515
00:20:46,021 --> 00:20:49,123
He might have recorded
his own murder.
516
00:20:56,790 --> 00:20:58,824
This is the original image
517
00:20:58,892 --> 00:21:01,360
of the damage done to the
victim's ribs and torso.
518
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:04,095
Now here I've eliminated
all injuries
519
00:21:04,163 --> 00:21:06,230
caused from postmortem
scavenging,
520
00:21:06,298 --> 00:21:09,533
leaving only the wounds incurred
during the initial attack.
521
00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:10,868
What is this
522
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,203
triangle?
523
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,906
That is a bite mark.
Presumably the result of
524
00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:18,877
two upper incisors and
a single lower incisor.
525
00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:20,778
I'm not familiar with any animal
526
00:21:20,846 --> 00:21:22,414
with that configuration
of teeth.
527
00:21:22,481 --> 00:21:24,616
Like that.
528
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,019
Legend says that that is how
529
00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:30,422
the goat sucker drains blood
from its prey.
530
00:21:30,489 --> 00:21:33,424
Hodgins is analyzing the swab
from the injury site.
531
00:21:33,492 --> 00:21:34,892
We'll see what he comes up with
532
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,094
that doesn't rely on legend.
533
00:21:37,162 --> 00:21:39,096
I'm-I'm very
very sorry.
534
00:21:39,164 --> 00:21:41,465
Why? You've done more
than satisfactory work.
535
00:21:41,533 --> 00:21:43,567
Oh! No, no, no, no.
Um...
536
00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:46,470
As part of my recovery,
uh, for drinking a lot,
537
00:21:46,537 --> 00:21:49,306
and having fun,
I have to make amends.
538
00:21:49,373 --> 00:21:50,740
All right. What for?
539
00:21:50,808 --> 00:21:56,146
One night, I borrowed your
iguana and wore it as a hat.
540
00:21:56,214 --> 00:21:58,082
At a party.
541
00:21:58,149 --> 00:22:00,717
Well, you must have
taken care of him
542
00:22:00,785 --> 00:22:02,419
because I didn't see any damage.
543
00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:03,654
And also
544
00:22:03,722 --> 00:22:07,692
I have to apologize
for spreading a rumor...
545
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,961
that you and I were lovers.
546
00:22:11,397 --> 00:22:12,931
But it was nothing serious.
547
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:14,232
We were on and off.
548
00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:16,767
We were just each other's
sexual playthings.
549
00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:18,769
And please remember
550
00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:21,338
that I'm apologizing for things
that I did
551
00:22:21,406 --> 00:22:23,073
when I was besotted
with drink.
552
00:22:26,210 --> 00:22:27,843
Why are you laughing?
553
00:22:27,911 --> 00:22:31,446
Just the absurdity
of you and I having...
554
00:22:33,749 --> 00:22:36,351
...a sexual relationship
of any kind.
555
00:22:36,419 --> 00:22:40,322
I mean, your-your friends
must be very gullible.
556
00:22:40,389 --> 00:22:42,758
No, they're not.
Not particularly.
557
00:22:42,825 --> 00:22:44,459
Then they must have been
inebriated
558
00:22:44,527 --> 00:22:47,095
and incapable
of rational thought.
559
00:22:47,163 --> 00:22:49,464
Stranger things have happened.
560
00:22:49,532 --> 00:22:51,533
I can't think of any.
561
00:22:51,601 --> 00:22:53,535
I mean,
I would sooner
562
00:22:53,603 --> 00:22:56,672
confirm that the chupacabra
was the cause
563
00:22:56,739 --> 00:22:58,173
of this man's death.
564
00:22:58,241 --> 00:23:01,643
I've been told that I'm an...
I'm an excellent lover.
565
00:23:04,847 --> 00:23:06,847
So...
566
00:23:06,915 --> 00:23:09,450
It appears
that I've hurt your feelings.
567
00:23:09,518 --> 00:23:13,754
No. No, no, it's-it's all part
of the process,
568
00:23:13,822 --> 00:23:16,791
and I have to accept
the consequences of my actions
569
00:23:16,859 --> 00:23:18,226
as part of
my recovery.
570
00:23:18,294 --> 00:23:20,930
Then I'm glad that I could help.
571
00:23:20,997 --> 00:23:23,165
I must say that I'm impressed
that you were able
572
00:23:23,233 --> 00:23:25,802
to get my iguana to stay
on top of your head.
573
00:23:25,869 --> 00:23:28,537
I'm clever with ribbons.
574
00:23:32,243 --> 00:23:33,343
Here you go.
575
00:23:34,779 --> 00:23:37,047
I'm so sorry to bother you,
Agent Booth,
576
00:23:37,114 --> 00:23:39,583
but I really need to talk to you
about Lee Coleman's murder.
577
00:23:39,651 --> 00:23:41,018
Sure. Come on in. No problem.
578
00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:42,186
Have a seat.
579
00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:44,255
I started thinking
580
00:23:44,322 --> 00:23:47,258
that if someone killed Lee,
I could be next.
581
00:23:47,325 --> 00:23:48,893
You?
Maybe I'm crazy,
582
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:50,461
But before I produced Lee's show
583
00:23:50,529 --> 00:23:52,363
I worked with a man
named Terry Bemis.
584
00:23:52,430 --> 00:23:53,898
Okay, who is Terry Bemis?
585
00:23:53,965 --> 00:23:55,666
He had a show on
the Wilderness Network:
586
00:23:55,734 --> 00:23:57,167
Seeing Is Believing.
587
00:23:57,235 --> 00:23:59,404
He's probably the most famous
cryptozoologist in the country.
588
00:23:59,471 --> 00:24:02,540
That's very impressive, but
I don't know what that means.
589
00:24:02,608 --> 00:24:05,009
Cryptozoology is the study
of hidden animals.
590
00:24:05,077 --> 00:24:07,245
Animals whose very existence
is in doubt.
591
00:24:07,313 --> 00:24:09,080
Oh, right. Like the chupacabra?
592
00:24:09,148 --> 00:24:12,784
Yes, sure but also
various sea animals
593
00:24:12,852 --> 00:24:15,087
who have actually been
found and confirmed.
594
00:24:15,155 --> 00:24:17,656
Look, the point is that
Lee got Terry booted off
595
00:24:17,723 --> 00:24:18,924
the Wilderness Network.
596
00:24:18,991 --> 00:24:21,360
Oh, so you left crypto guy
and you went with Lee.
597
00:24:21,427 --> 00:24:23,629
Yes. The network wanted me to.
598
00:24:23,696 --> 00:24:26,165
Terry was very angry,
as you would expect.
599
00:24:26,232 --> 00:24:27,633
He started making threats,
600
00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:29,368
which I didn't believe
at the time.
601
00:24:29,435 --> 00:24:33,272
But I did get this e-mail
yesterday.
602
00:24:33,340 --> 00:24:34,607
"Heard about Lee.
603
00:24:34,675 --> 00:24:37,243
"Some people get
what they deserve, I guess.
604
00:24:37,311 --> 00:24:40,213
Wonder how things will turn out
for you?"
605
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:42,282
Do you know where
606
00:24:42,349 --> 00:24:43,750
I can find Terry Bemis now?
607
00:24:43,817 --> 00:24:45,552
Where else?
608
00:24:45,619 --> 00:24:46,819
Public Access.
609
00:24:50,658 --> 00:24:52,493
This is the footage
from the hidden camera
610
00:24:52,561 --> 00:24:53,961
we found in the tree.
611
00:24:54,029 --> 00:24:57,398
My goat friend and I have been
waiting here for eight hours.
612
00:24:57,466 --> 00:24:59,935
The only thing we've been
attacked by are mosquitoes.
613
00:25:00,002 --> 00:25:02,170
Which is strange,
because if these woods
614
00:25:02,238 --> 00:25:05,507
are supposedly riddled
with chupacabra,
615
00:25:05,575 --> 00:25:08,477
you would expect at least
one of them to jump on
616
00:25:08,545 --> 00:25:11,780
the only goat
within a hundred mile radius.
617
00:25:11,848 --> 00:25:13,315
What he's saying
makes sense,
618
00:25:13,382 --> 00:25:14,916
but he's really
unlikable.
619
00:25:14,984 --> 00:25:17,252
The sun's gonna be up soon,
620
00:25:17,319 --> 00:25:20,888
and since these creatures
are supposedly nocturnal,
621
00:25:20,956 --> 00:25:26,260
Billy Goat Gruff and I
might as well call it a night.
622
00:25:26,328 --> 00:25:27,728
Nothing for us there.
623
00:25:27,795 --> 00:25:29,729
That's what I thought
at first, too,
624
00:25:29,797 --> 00:25:30,864
but check this out.
625
00:25:30,932 --> 00:25:33,467
Okay, here it is.
626
00:25:33,535 --> 00:25:34,601
What?
627
00:25:34,669 --> 00:25:37,305
Look at the goat's ears
just before
628
00:25:37,373 --> 00:25:38,673
Coleman shuts off
the camera.
629
00:25:40,876 --> 00:25:43,145
Oh, wow, he heard something.
630
00:25:43,213 --> 00:25:45,047
Mm-hmm. Something
Coleman didn't hear.
631
00:25:45,115 --> 00:25:46,482
Can you work some sort
of audio magic,
632
00:25:46,550 --> 00:25:47,950
see if you can pick it up?
633
00:25:48,018 --> 00:25:49,218
Yeah, it's worth a try.
634
00:26:04,667 --> 00:26:06,567
Did a GC Mass Spec
on the swab results
635
00:26:06,635 --> 00:26:07,869
from our little
triangular bite.
636
00:26:07,936 --> 00:26:10,137
I expected to find saliva,
but instead I got that.
637
00:26:10,205 --> 00:26:14,442
"Bisphenol A, diethyl propane
and amorphous silica."
638
00:26:14,510 --> 00:26:15,844
What is that?
639
00:26:15,912 --> 00:26:17,479
No clue, but as much
as it pains me to say,
640
00:26:17,547 --> 00:26:19,414
it's probably not
chupacabra spit.
641
00:26:19,482 --> 00:26:20,749
Did you I.D. the dermis
642
00:26:20,817 --> 00:26:22,251
and those needles
we found on the body?
643
00:26:22,318 --> 00:26:23,619
Yeah, I did.
The reptile scales
644
00:26:23,686 --> 00:26:25,922
belonged
to Ctenosaura pectinata;
645
00:26:25,989 --> 00:26:27,724
or Mexican
spiny-tailed iguana,
646
00:26:27,791 --> 00:26:31,127
and the needles, the needles
were from a wild boar.
647
00:26:31,195 --> 00:26:32,295
Are those rare?
648
00:26:32,363 --> 00:26:34,063
No, not anywhere
you can buy a hairbrush.
649
00:26:34,130 --> 00:26:36,899
This seems to be shaping up
to be nothing more than a hoax.
650
00:26:36,967 --> 00:26:38,200
Don't sound so sad.
651
00:26:38,268 --> 00:26:39,835
Do you really want
to live in a world
652
00:26:39,902 --> 00:26:41,002
where chupacabras roam free?
653
00:26:41,070 --> 00:26:42,737
Yes, I really do.
654
00:26:47,609 --> 00:26:50,143
So, our friend the animal
psychic has an alibi.
655
00:26:50,211 --> 00:26:51,811
Don't tell me.
656
00:26:51,879 --> 00:26:54,814
She was feeding a flock
of pigeons in the park,
657
00:26:54,882 --> 00:26:56,583
and they're all willing
to testify.
658
00:26:56,651 --> 00:26:59,186
- Close. Counseling a horse.
- I was making a joke.
659
00:26:59,253 --> 00:27:01,155
I know. Still, just afraid
of driving off the road.
660
00:27:01,223 --> 00:27:02,389
You know, great.
661
00:27:02,457 --> 00:27:04,826
Anyway, the horse's owner
placed her on the farm.
662
00:27:04,894 --> 00:27:07,929
Oh.
663
00:27:07,997 --> 00:27:09,331
I did some research.
664
00:27:09,398 --> 00:27:10,332
Really?
665
00:27:10,399 --> 00:27:12,267
The tracks you saw in Nepal
666
00:27:12,335 --> 00:27:13,735
are easily explained.
667
00:27:13,803 --> 00:27:16,404
I believe they were the tracks
of smaller animals
668
00:27:16,472 --> 00:27:17,939
widened by the afternoon sun.
669
00:27:18,007 --> 00:27:19,608
I didn't see just tracks.
670
00:27:19,675 --> 00:27:21,576
I saw the Abominable Snowman
himself, hmm?
671
00:27:21,644 --> 00:27:23,778
Hmm. He looked at me,
and I looked at him.
672
00:27:23,846 --> 00:27:26,248
I believe you saw
what you say you saw.
673
00:27:26,315 --> 00:27:27,616
But you believe
it was a hallucination.
674
00:27:27,683 --> 00:27:29,117
No, I believe
you actually saw it.
675
00:27:29,185 --> 00:27:30,018
Ah. A yeti?
676
00:27:30,086 --> 00:27:31,919
No.
677
00:27:31,987 --> 00:27:35,923
What you saw
was Ursus arctos isabellinus.
678
00:27:35,991 --> 00:27:39,226
They're usually red
or sandy in color,
679
00:27:39,294 --> 00:27:41,462
but the one you saw
was covered in ice.
680
00:27:41,529 --> 00:27:43,731
A seven-foot-tall bear covered
in ice?
681
00:27:43,799 --> 00:27:46,400
Yes. Ursus arctos
makes this sound
682
00:27:46,467 --> 00:27:48,368
much like a human being
grunting.
683
00:27:48,436 --> 00:27:50,403
You did a lot of work on this.
684
00:27:50,471 --> 00:27:51,838
Yes.
685
00:27:51,906 --> 00:27:54,408
I believe you saw exactly
what you say you saw.
686
00:27:54,476 --> 00:27:56,377
You're simply calling it
by the wrong name.
687
00:27:56,445 --> 00:27:58,479
Ah, thank you, Bones.
I appreciate you, you know,
688
00:27:58,547 --> 00:28:00,081
giving me the benefit
of the doubt.
689
00:28:00,148 --> 00:28:01,582
You're welcome.
690
00:28:09,025 --> 00:28:10,927
Okay, look, this guy has
got two motives, okay.
691
00:28:10,994 --> 00:28:13,195
One, revenge for getting
booted to Public Access,
692
00:28:13,263 --> 00:28:14,997
and two, he earns a living
693
00:28:15,065 --> 00:28:16,298
talking about
mythical animals.
694
00:28:16,366 --> 00:28:18,768
Also, he'd be an expert
at faking a chupacabra attack.
695
00:28:18,836 --> 00:28:21,704
Three, two, one.
696
00:28:21,771 --> 00:28:23,906
I received word this week
that there was a sighting
697
00:28:23,974 --> 00:28:27,409
of one of the most
elusive cryptids:
698
00:28:27,477 --> 00:28:30,779
the Bukit Timah Monkey Man,
699
00:28:30,847 --> 00:28:34,517
an immortal hominid that lives
in the forests of Singapore.
700
00:28:35,719 --> 00:28:38,587
What more proof do you need?
701
00:28:38,655 --> 00:28:40,923
Well, this is a treat.
702
00:28:40,990 --> 00:28:43,791
It looks like we're being joined
today by one
703
00:28:43,859 --> 00:28:47,495
of the many celebrity guest
scientist who frequently appear
704
00:28:47,563 --> 00:28:49,029
on Seeing Is Believing.
705
00:28:49,097 --> 00:28:52,866
Forensic anthropologist
Dr. Temperance Brennan is here.
706
00:28:52,934 --> 00:28:54,701
Please, join me, Doctor.
707
00:28:54,769 --> 00:28:57,605
Kevin, get a chair!
708
00:28:57,673 --> 00:28:58,806
Should I go?
709
00:28:58,873 --> 00:29:02,376
Why not? It's not like
anybody's watching.
710
00:29:02,444 --> 00:29:03,744
Hello.
711
00:29:03,812 --> 00:29:06,413
Bup-up-up-up-up!
712
00:29:06,481 --> 00:29:07,816
Hello! Welcome.
Thank you.
713
00:29:07,883 --> 00:29:10,752
It is always a pleasure
714
00:29:10,820 --> 00:29:14,122
to meet
a fellow scientist.
715
00:29:14,190 --> 00:29:17,125
I do not accept the premise
that cryptozoology is a science.
716
00:29:17,193 --> 00:29:18,460
I would point out
717
00:29:18,528 --> 00:29:21,897
that every major advance
in the history of science
718
00:29:21,964 --> 00:29:25,667
was at first dismissed
as fairy tale or pseudoscience.
719
00:29:25,735 --> 00:29:27,636
Cryptozoologists begin
with a conclusion
720
00:29:27,704 --> 00:29:29,972
and then work backwards
to prove it.
721
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:31,207
That is not science.
722
00:29:31,274 --> 00:29:33,341
That's the opposite of science.
723
00:29:33,409 --> 00:29:37,045
I'm sorry, did you just come
here to insult me and my work?
724
00:29:37,113 --> 00:29:39,515
No, I came here
because you're a suspect
725
00:29:39,582 --> 00:29:41,083
in the murder of Lee Coleman.
726
00:29:42,885 --> 00:29:44,986
And we'll be right back.
727
00:29:49,993 --> 00:29:52,395
So now I have to talk
to a shrink?
728
00:29:52,462 --> 00:29:54,830
Why, because I believe
there are creatures
729
00:29:54,898 --> 00:29:56,798
the scientific community
doesn't accept?
730
00:29:56,866 --> 00:29:59,434
No, no, I think
this has more to do
731
00:29:59,502 --> 00:30:01,670
with the e-mail
you sent to Ms. Tweed.
732
00:30:01,737 --> 00:30:03,004
It was an e-mail!
733
00:30:03,072 --> 00:30:04,139
A piece of paper.
734
00:30:04,206 --> 00:30:06,007
Not even...
until it was printed.
735
00:30:06,075 --> 00:30:07,709
The FBI sees it as a threat.
736
00:30:07,777 --> 00:30:10,145
So I'm here to try and
understand why you sent it.
737
00:30:10,213 --> 00:30:12,547
I was angry that I lost my show.
738
00:30:12,615 --> 00:30:14,649
I'm sorry.
Look,
739
00:30:14,717 --> 00:30:16,851
I know people think
I'm a little off
740
00:30:16,919 --> 00:30:18,319
because of my field of study.
741
00:30:18,387 --> 00:30:21,856
Oh, no. I mean, I study the
human mind, okay, so I can
742
00:30:21,924 --> 00:30:24,325
definitely confirm that there
are many mysteries out there
743
00:30:24,392 --> 00:30:26,226
that are very difficult
to explain.
744
00:30:26,294 --> 00:30:27,961
Yes. Right, yes.
745
00:30:28,029 --> 00:30:30,664
And you had a forum
on the Wilderness Channel
746
00:30:30,731 --> 00:30:31,932
to educate people.
747
00:30:31,999 --> 00:30:34,101
I was gonna get a publishing
deal and everything.
748
00:30:34,168 --> 00:30:35,636
To distribute your findings.
749
00:30:35,703 --> 00:30:38,338
I could have legitimized
cryptozoology.
750
00:30:38,406 --> 00:30:40,139
You must have been very angry.
751
00:30:40,207 --> 00:30:44,511
The son of a bitch destroyed
my life and he took my producer.
752
00:30:44,578 --> 00:30:46,913
I'm on a community college
station now.
753
00:30:46,981 --> 00:30:49,549
My show airs at 2:00
in the morning.
754
00:30:49,617 --> 00:30:51,418
How would you feel?
755
00:30:51,486 --> 00:30:52,419
Angry.
756
00:30:52,487 --> 00:30:54,454
Mmm.
757
00:30:54,521 --> 00:30:56,623
Not angry enough
to kill someone.
758
00:30:56,691 --> 00:30:58,725
I didn't kill him.
759
00:30:58,792 --> 00:31:00,260
I didn't have to.
760
00:31:00,327 --> 00:31:02,128
The chupacabra beat me to it.
761
00:31:02,195 --> 00:31:04,630
Coleman had such disdain
for my work.
762
00:31:04,698 --> 00:31:07,967
But I bet he believed
in that creature
763
00:31:08,035 --> 00:31:10,670
as it was killing him.
764
00:31:12,706 --> 00:31:16,142
The FBI's convinced
that the whole attack was faked,
765
00:31:16,210 --> 00:31:18,878
that there's no such thing
as a chupacabra.
766
00:31:20,914 --> 00:31:23,216
There's ample literature
that proves otherwise.
767
00:31:23,284 --> 00:31:25,451
Is this your own self-published
literature we're talking about?
768
00:31:25,519 --> 00:31:26,786
It doesn't matter.
769
00:31:26,854 --> 00:31:29,590
With all the media frenzy
over Coleman's death,
770
00:31:29,657 --> 00:31:32,025
those woods are like
Grand Central Station.
771
00:31:32,093 --> 00:31:35,162
I'm sure the chupacabra
has long since fled.
772
00:31:35,230 --> 00:31:39,666
It's like the Loch Ness fiasco
all over again.
773
00:31:39,734 --> 00:31:41,168
Yeah, possibly.
774
00:31:41,236 --> 00:31:43,370
Uh, but the forensics team
is combing though
775
00:31:43,438 --> 00:31:45,105
all of the evidence.
776
00:31:45,172 --> 00:31:47,774
So I'm sure
they'll find the truth.
777
00:31:47,841 --> 00:31:49,609
That's what you
want, isn't it?
778
00:31:49,676 --> 00:31:52,946
The truth?
779
00:31:55,951 --> 00:32:00,188
So I stripped away the audio
track with Coleman's voice
780
00:32:00,256 --> 00:32:01,857
and I amplified
the background noise.
781
00:32:03,659 --> 00:32:04,827
You just turned up
the volume.
782
00:32:04,895 --> 00:32:05,928
I could've done that.
783
00:32:05,996 --> 00:32:07,997
I'm m sorry. Uh, do I just say,
784
00:32:08,065 --> 00:32:10,700
"You look at gooey stuff
all day. I could do that"?
785
00:32:10,768 --> 00:32:12,669
I also used
786
00:32:12,736 --> 00:32:15,404
a multiband digital noise gate
to remove the ambient sounds
787
00:32:15,472 --> 00:32:16,906
and I reconstituted
the compressed information
788
00:32:16,974 --> 00:32:19,508
above the Nyquist frequency.
Okay?
789
00:32:19,576 --> 00:32:21,910
I think you've made
your point, yes.
790
00:32:21,978 --> 00:32:24,546
This is what we have left.
791
00:32:30,687 --> 00:32:31,921
They both sound animal-like.
792
00:32:31,988 --> 00:32:33,489
Yeah, well, the first one is.
793
00:32:33,557 --> 00:32:36,292
I've identified it as the mating
call of a whitetail deer.
794
00:32:36,359 --> 00:32:37,460
And the second sound?
795
00:32:37,528 --> 00:32:39,395
Well, I haven't cracked
that one yet.
796
00:32:39,463 --> 00:32:41,264
It sounds like an animal,
797
00:32:41,332 --> 00:32:44,701
but look at it
on the EQ visualiser.
798
00:32:46,070 --> 00:32:47,370
It has a recurring
799
00:32:47,438 --> 00:32:50,274
consistent pattern
that suggests it's mechanical.
800
00:32:50,341 --> 00:32:51,708
I'm gonna run it through
801
00:32:51,776 --> 00:32:53,276
the Jeffersonian's
audio database
802
00:32:53,344 --> 00:32:54,611
and check for matches.
803
00:32:54,679 --> 00:32:56,546
Oh! We have an audio database?
804
00:32:56,614 --> 00:32:58,615
Yeah, we sure do.
805
00:32:58,683 --> 00:33:01,918
It has over 35 million sounds.
Check this out.
806
00:33:01,986 --> 00:33:03,720
So this is an Italian man
sneezing.
807
00:33:06,524 --> 00:33:08,492
This is the engine
of an old Model T.
808
00:33:11,730 --> 00:33:13,063
How about an F3 tornado?
809
00:33:16,134 --> 00:33:17,968
Here's a raisin
falling in milk.
810
00:33:20,038 --> 00:33:22,273
Did someone just drop a
raisin into some milk?
811
00:33:22,341 --> 00:33:24,208
Sorry to interrupt.
812
00:33:24,276 --> 00:33:27,745
There's something that I need
to show you, Dr. Saroyan.
813
00:33:27,813 --> 00:33:29,180
No confessions?
814
00:33:29,248 --> 00:33:32,017
I confess, no.
815
00:33:34,253 --> 00:33:36,320
I sorted through
the dentition of dozens
816
00:33:36,388 --> 00:33:37,621
of carnivorous animals,
817
00:33:37,689 --> 00:33:39,557
and I finally found
a match
818
00:33:39,624 --> 00:33:41,892
to the puncture wounds
on the victim's ribs.
819
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:45,962
They are consistent with
the bite of a black bear.
820
00:33:46,030 --> 00:33:47,764
A black bear?
Yes.
821
00:33:47,831 --> 00:33:50,199
And also, when I looked
back at the X-rays,
822
00:33:50,267 --> 00:33:51,600
I noticed a uniform
separation
823
00:33:51,668 --> 00:33:53,269
of the bones in
the joints
824
00:33:53,336 --> 00:33:56,372
of both ankles,
totally even.
825
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:57,674
And that's odd.
826
00:33:57,742 --> 00:34:00,177
I also found evidence
of abrasions
827
00:34:00,245 --> 00:34:01,678
on the tissue
left on the ankles.
828
00:34:01,746 --> 00:34:04,048
And look at this.
829
00:34:04,116 --> 00:34:07,385
The cervical and lumbar
vertebrae
830
00:34:07,453 --> 00:34:08,653
appear to be separated.
831
00:34:08,721 --> 00:34:10,154
This is all consistent
832
00:34:10,222 --> 00:34:12,324
with him being hung upside down
by his ankles.
833
00:34:12,392 --> 00:34:13,959
Which would explain
the abrasions.
834
00:34:14,026 --> 00:34:15,494
Of course.
His blood wasn't sucked out
835
00:34:15,561 --> 00:34:16,695
by some mythical creature.
836
00:34:16,762 --> 00:34:18,696
It was drained
837
00:34:18,764 --> 00:34:20,231
using the same method
employed by hunters.
838
00:34:20,299 --> 00:34:22,867
Remember that chemical compound
I found in the bite mark?
839
00:34:22,935 --> 00:34:26,037
Bisphenol A, diethyl propane
and amorphous silica.
840
00:34:26,105 --> 00:34:27,906
Dude, this isn't Jeopardy!
841
00:34:27,973 --> 00:34:29,541
I finally figured out
842
00:34:29,608 --> 00:34:31,375
what contained
those three chemicals.
843
00:34:31,443 --> 00:34:33,677
Jaw Jelly.
844
00:34:35,247 --> 00:34:39,417
Jaw Jelly is a one-part gel
adhesive used by taxidermists
845
00:34:39,485 --> 00:34:41,219
to create a "wet look"
in the mouths
846
00:34:41,287 --> 00:34:42,720
of animals they've mounted.
847
00:34:42,788 --> 00:34:44,322
Are you thinking of
taking up taxidermy?
848
00:34:44,390 --> 00:34:46,557
No, this is relevant
to the case.
849
00:34:46,625 --> 00:34:49,094
I believe the bite marks
to Coleman's ribs
850
00:34:49,162 --> 00:34:51,696
came from a taxidermied bear.
851
00:34:51,764 --> 00:34:53,999
Right, so he was killed
by a stuffed animal?
852
00:34:54,067 --> 00:34:58,003
Whoever simulated this attack
used a bear tooth
853
00:34:58,071 --> 00:35:00,473
to imitate the tripartite
incisor pattern
854
00:35:00,541 --> 00:35:01,942
ascribed to a chupacabra.
855
00:35:02,009 --> 00:35:03,777
And I know where we can
find a stuffed bear.
856
00:35:07,382 --> 00:35:09,550
It's a lot busier here
than it was.
857
00:35:09,618 --> 00:35:11,385
Well, it looks like
a monster attack
858
00:35:11,453 --> 00:35:12,787
is what this place
needed, eh?
859
00:35:12,855 --> 00:35:15,857
Look at that.
$159 a night now.
860
00:35:17,460 --> 00:35:19,328
- Come on, hurry.
- Slow down.
861
00:35:19,395 --> 00:35:20,662
That's a bear.
862
00:35:26,502 --> 00:35:29,304
One of the bear's incisors
has been removed.
863
00:35:29,372 --> 00:35:31,139
I can use
the corresponding incisors
864
00:35:31,207 --> 00:35:34,175
to confirm that the tooth
used to stab Coleman
865
00:35:34,243 --> 00:35:35,410
came from this bear.
866
00:35:35,477 --> 00:35:36,744
I expect nothing less.
867
00:35:36,812 --> 00:35:38,779
Back again?
868
00:35:38,847 --> 00:35:40,648
Yeah. Wow, business really
is booming, isn't it?
869
00:35:40,715 --> 00:35:43,083
Well, I hate that it came on
the back
870
00:35:43,151 --> 00:35:45,385
of Mr. Coleman's misfortune,
but I'm grateful for the guests.
871
00:35:45,453 --> 00:35:47,320
Can I see your hands?
My hands?
872
00:35:47,388 --> 00:35:48,722
Yeah, you know,
the things
873
00:35:48,790 --> 00:35:50,257
at the end of your arms
there. Your hands.
874
00:35:50,324 --> 00:35:52,225
Look at that.
Rope burns.
875
00:35:52,293 --> 00:35:55,061
It's what happens when you hoist
animals up to drain their blood.
876
00:35:55,128 --> 00:35:56,662
Isn't that right, Randy?
877
00:36:04,907 --> 00:36:06,141
A psychologist?
878
00:36:06,208 --> 00:36:08,277
It's my job to determine
whether you're capable
879
00:36:08,344 --> 00:36:09,778
of murdering and mutilating
a human being.
880
00:36:09,846 --> 00:36:11,714
A guy would have
to be crazy
881
00:36:11,782 --> 00:36:13,349
to do something
like that, right?
882
00:36:13,417 --> 00:36:14,550
What do you think?
883
00:36:14,618 --> 00:36:16,419
Yeah, I guess so.
I'm not crazy.
884
00:36:16,487 --> 00:36:18,288
So I guess I couldn't
have done it.
885
00:36:18,356 --> 00:36:20,991
Our people did find
Lee Coleman's epithelial cells
886
00:36:21,059 --> 00:36:23,561
on the rope
in your supply closet.
887
00:36:23,628 --> 00:36:25,730
Rope burns on your
hands and vestiges
888
00:36:25,798 --> 00:36:27,665
of your DNA on the rope.
Can you explain that?
889
00:36:27,733 --> 00:36:29,968
I didn't kill him.
I'm not crazy.
890
00:36:30,035 --> 00:36:31,269
All right, you just said that
891
00:36:31,337 --> 00:36:32,971
as though you know
who did kill him.
892
00:36:33,039 --> 00:36:34,405
I did?
893
00:36:34,473 --> 00:36:35,973
Yes. Do you know who killed him?
894
00:36:36,041 --> 00:36:37,842
No. How would I?
895
00:36:38,878 --> 00:36:40,879
All right.
896
00:36:42,314 --> 00:36:43,148
What are you writing?
897
00:36:43,215 --> 00:36:44,682
Hmm? Oh, don't worry.
898
00:36:44,750 --> 00:36:46,317
I just advise the FBI.
899
00:36:46,385 --> 00:36:50,421
I don't actually decide who's
arrested and tried for murder.
900
00:36:50,489 --> 00:36:51,922
So what are you telling them?
901
00:36:51,990 --> 00:36:53,524
I am advising them
902
00:36:53,591 --> 00:36:55,258
that in my professional opinion,
you're lying.
903
00:36:55,326 --> 00:36:57,928
That and the rope
and the skin cells--
904
00:36:57,995 --> 00:36:59,562
they'll probably arrest you.
905
00:36:59,630 --> 00:37:00,596
You'll be needing a lawyer.
906
00:37:00,664 --> 00:37:03,199
All right,
thank you for your time.
907
00:37:03,267 --> 00:37:04,867
Wait.
908
00:37:06,736 --> 00:37:08,304
I-I didn't kill the guy,
909
00:37:08,371 --> 00:37:10,873
but I did the rest.
910
00:37:12,042 --> 00:37:13,208
The rest?
911
00:37:13,276 --> 00:37:16,045
Yeah, the draining of the blood,
the heart.
912
00:37:16,112 --> 00:37:17,980
Yes, I did that stuff.
913
00:37:18,048 --> 00:37:19,315
Why?
914
00:37:19,382 --> 00:37:21,183
I came across the body.
915
00:37:21,251 --> 00:37:22,685
Since he was already dead,
916
00:37:22,753 --> 00:37:25,254
I thought if it looked like he
was killed by the chupacabra,
917
00:37:25,322 --> 00:37:29,159
then he wouldn't have
died in vain.
918
00:37:29,227 --> 00:37:31,862
You know, most people who
find a corpse in the woods,
919
00:37:31,930 --> 00:37:33,364
they call the police.
920
00:37:33,432 --> 00:37:35,900
The lodge is in debt,
I was gonna lose it.
921
00:37:35,968 --> 00:37:38,069
Coleman was my best chance
at saving my business.
922
00:37:38,137 --> 00:37:39,304
That's not crazy, is it?
923
00:37:39,372 --> 00:37:41,407
Exactly how did you fake
the attack?
924
00:37:43,243 --> 00:37:46,012
Took the bear tooth
and made the bite marks with it.
925
00:37:46,079 --> 00:37:48,815
Spread some insecticide around
to make it smell like sulfur.
926
00:37:48,882 --> 00:37:50,884
And then you tore out his heart
927
00:37:50,951 --> 00:37:53,419
and hung him up
to drain the blood?
928
00:37:53,487 --> 00:37:55,054
But I didn't shoot the guy.
929
00:37:55,122 --> 00:37:57,858
Nobody said anything
about shooting.
930
00:37:57,925 --> 00:38:00,660
Well, I just meant...
931
00:38:00,728 --> 00:38:02,161
Who did? Who shot him?
932
00:38:02,229 --> 00:38:03,496
It wasn't me.
933
00:38:03,564 --> 00:38:06,031
I didn't even have the heart
to kill the goat.
934
00:38:06,099 --> 00:38:07,232
Where's the bullet?
935
00:38:10,570 --> 00:38:13,805
I buried it with the heart.
936
00:38:13,873 --> 00:38:18,509
Since I didn't kill the guy,
that's not so bad, is it?
937
00:38:18,577 --> 00:38:20,644
No, it's bad.
It's very bad, Randy.
938
00:38:24,849 --> 00:38:26,849
Very bad.
939
00:38:32,789 --> 00:38:34,223
You wanted to see me?
940
00:38:34,291 --> 00:38:36,759
Yeah, I want to show you
something on the rope.
941
00:38:36,827 --> 00:38:39,261
Oh. Oh, good.
942
00:38:39,329 --> 00:38:41,497
What? You seem nervous.
943
00:38:41,565 --> 00:38:43,833
Truth be told, I thought
that you might be upset
944
00:38:43,901 --> 00:38:46,903
that I told the world I was
sleeping with your wife.
945
00:38:46,971 --> 00:38:49,806
Vincent, you were drunk.
Come on. I understand.
946
00:38:49,874 --> 00:38:51,508
Oh. Oh, wonderful.
947
00:38:51,576 --> 00:38:53,344
Okay, the rope.
948
00:38:53,412 --> 00:38:55,780
Yeah, yeah, just take a look
at the epithelial cells
949
00:38:55,848 --> 00:38:57,949
through the microscope.
Mm-hmm.
950
00:38:58,017 --> 00:39:00,052
They look no different
than before to me.
951
00:39:02,055 --> 00:39:05,725
Hmm. Yeah, that's-that's what
I thought, too,
952
00:39:05,793 --> 00:39:09,461
so I was just... I was just...
checking. Thanks.
953
00:39:09,529 --> 00:39:11,130
Oh, no, no, you're welcome.
954
00:39:11,198 --> 00:39:13,799
And you're absolutely sure
that you're okay
955
00:39:13,867 --> 00:39:15,635
with this whole Angela business?
956
00:39:15,702 --> 00:39:17,203
Do you really think
I'm that petty?
957
00:39:17,271 --> 00:39:19,538
No, no, of course not.
958
00:39:20,574 --> 00:39:21,974
Thank you.
Mm-hmm.
959
00:39:26,346 --> 00:39:30,016
You are a kind and understanding
man, Dr. Hodgins.
960
00:39:30,083 --> 00:39:31,684
Aw...
961
00:39:38,225 --> 00:39:41,661
So this is the mating call
of a whitetail deer.
962
00:39:41,729 --> 00:39:44,497
And this is the first
sound on the tape again.
963
00:39:47,535 --> 00:39:48,502
That's not a match.
964
00:39:48,570 --> 00:39:50,370
'Cause it's not a real deer.
965
00:39:50,438 --> 00:39:52,339
So I went back
in the audio database.
966
00:39:52,407 --> 00:39:53,807
This is the sound...
967
00:39:54,909 --> 00:39:56,343
...of a man-made deer call.
968
00:39:56,410 --> 00:39:57,845
That's a match.
969
00:39:57,912 --> 00:40:00,447
What about
the second sound?
970
00:40:00,514 --> 00:40:03,217
A motorcycle?
971
00:40:03,284 --> 00:40:05,385
Actually, it's a gas-powered
four-stroke engine.
972
00:40:05,453 --> 00:40:06,987
An all-terrain vehicle
973
00:40:07,055 --> 00:40:09,055
like the kind they had
at the lodge.
974
00:40:09,123 --> 00:40:11,191
So someone was out hunting.
975
00:40:43,021 --> 00:40:45,056
♪ If I go out tonight ♪
976
00:40:45,123 --> 00:40:48,760
♪ To keep in touch
with the best of them ♪
977
00:40:48,828 --> 00:40:52,064
♪ What am I giving up,
trading in... ♪
978
00:40:52,132 --> 00:40:53,532
She shot him
accidentally?
979
00:40:53,599 --> 00:40:55,567
Well, she actually said
it was his own fault
980
00:40:55,635 --> 00:40:57,769
for not wearing an orange vest
in the woods.
981
00:40:57,837 --> 00:40:59,438
This is why I'm against hunting.
982
00:40:59,505 --> 00:41:00,706
Not because of Bambi?
983
00:41:00,773 --> 00:41:03,041
All right,
mostly because of Bambi.
984
00:41:03,109 --> 00:41:04,576
Melissa told Randy
what happened,
985
00:41:04,644 --> 00:41:06,611
and he used it
to his own advantage.
986
00:41:06,679 --> 00:41:08,813
So if Coleman had just worn
an orange vest,
987
00:41:08,881 --> 00:41:10,716
he'd still be alive,
988
00:41:10,783 --> 00:41:12,484
and Randy wouldn't have
mutilated him
989
00:41:12,552 --> 00:41:13,818
to increase business.
990
00:41:13,886 --> 00:41:16,488
Yep. Here's to
stupidity and greed,
991
00:41:16,556 --> 00:41:19,624
the two elements that
keep us employed.
992
00:41:19,692 --> 00:41:21,159
Cheers!
993
00:41:21,227 --> 00:41:23,528
All right, everyone.
That was fun.
994
00:41:23,596 --> 00:41:24,696
See you later, guys.
Good night.
995
00:41:24,763 --> 00:41:25,963
Good night.
See you tomorrow.
996
00:41:26,031 --> 00:41:28,099
All right, guys.
All right. See you later.
997
00:41:28,167 --> 00:41:29,500
Bones, at any time
998
00:41:29,568 --> 00:41:33,004
did you think that the
chupacabra was real?
999
00:41:33,072 --> 00:41:34,372
No.
1000
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:37,575
Then why did you believe
that I saw the yeti in Nepal?
1001
00:41:37,643 --> 00:41:40,177
Because what I said you saw
was totally rational.
1002
00:41:40,245 --> 00:41:42,313
I never saw it. You see,
1003
00:41:42,381 --> 00:41:44,082
what you did was rationally
explain something
1004
00:41:44,150 --> 00:41:45,250
that never happened.
1005
00:41:45,317 --> 00:41:47,151
You never saw the yeti?
1006
00:41:47,219 --> 00:41:49,020
Or did I?
1007
00:41:49,088 --> 00:41:51,255
No, you didn't.
1008
00:41:51,323 --> 00:41:53,158
But you...
1009
00:41:53,225 --> 00:41:54,659
you did?
1010
00:41:56,094 --> 00:41:57,628
Are you trying to confuse me?
1011
00:41:57,696 --> 00:41:58,863
I might be.
1012
00:41:58,931 --> 00:42:00,865
Okay, what is
your point?
1013
00:42:00,933 --> 00:42:02,634
That things are
confusing, okay?
1014
00:42:02,701 --> 00:42:04,535
Just because you can
explain something
1015
00:42:04,603 --> 00:42:06,170
doesn't mean that
it's explainable.
1016
00:42:06,238 --> 00:42:07,572
Do you mean "explicable"?
1017
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:09,006
Sure, like us.
1018
00:42:10,275 --> 00:42:12,076
We don't make any
sense at all.
1019
00:42:12,144 --> 00:42:15,880
Good night.
Bye!
1020
00:42:15,948 --> 00:42:19,084
== sync, corrected by elderman ==