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(indistinct conversations)

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Excuse me, may I ask
what the special is today?

3
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What does it look like?

4
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Honestly, I wouldn't know
where to start.

5
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It's beef stew, Einstein.
Maybe it will put some meat

6
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on those puny chicken
arms of yours. Next.

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Hey, dork.

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What'd you get me
for lunch today?

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Trevor, give me back my food.

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Or what? What,
are you gonna tell a teacher?

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Yes, the school has a
anti-bullying policy, Trevor.

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You're such an idiot, Heller.

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Actually, a more appropriate
invective would be "nerd".

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An idiot would be
better exemplified...

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You see this stew?

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My stew.
Yeah,

17
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well, I'm gonna eat it and there
is nothing you can do about it,

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idiot.

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Mmm, mmm.

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That is so good,

21
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and I still have my lunch money.

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Wow.

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Damn.

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<i>Quel dommage.</i>

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You broke a bicuspid.

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I didn't break anything.

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What the...

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The stew...

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Oh, it's people!

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The stew!

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It-It's people!

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(screaming)
It's people!

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(gasping, screaming continues)

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(retching)

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(indistinct shouting)

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BOOTH:
Mmm.

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Oh, that is by far, hands down,

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the best chili I've ever had.

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Really?

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The diner must have employed
a more accomplished chef

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while we were on our honeymoon.

42
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No, Bones, there's no new chef.

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It's the same chili as always.

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I don't understand.

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You said...
We're married, Bones.

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The sun is brighter,
the air is, it's crisper.

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(sniffing)
The food tastes better than ever.

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Air quality
and the sun's thermonuclear core

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have nothing to do with...
Love,

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Bones, love.
It changes everything.

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I mean, don't you
feel different

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now that you're married?

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My left hand does.

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I'm very aware of the ring,

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but I'll adapt.

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That's very big of you.

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Well, no, it's nothing, really,

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because I love you.

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(phone rings)
Right, good answer.

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Mmm.

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Booth.

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They found the body in what?

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Is everything all right, Booth?

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(groans)

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I lost my appetite.

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Why?
Hold that.

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CAROLINE:
My boss doesn't like this one.

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Federal programs paying

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for cannibalism
isn't sitting pretty

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on Capitol Hill.

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The gonion angle of the mandible

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indicates the victim was male.

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What kind sick mind serves
a person to kids?

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Maybe one of them wasn't ready
for a pop quiz.

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Are all the teachers
accounted for?

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Yeah.
My question is how did he

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get in the stew?
Well, wait a second,

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is that a student,
because, you know,

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if the school was serving kids,

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the press
is gonna eat us alive.

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Wear on the right central
incisor

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suggest age is mid-40s.

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That's something.
And the marbling

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on this piece is consistent
with human musculature.

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Ooh, tongue.

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Size and shape also human.

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The way the bones are cut
and crushed,

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the victim was processed.

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Processed?

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Oh, I agree, the tissue

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shows evidence
of being marinated.

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Are you saying he came in a can?

93
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Most definitely.

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This is why
I only buy free-range.

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Keep me informed, <i>cherie.</i>

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I have a... lunch.

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BOOTH: All right,
let's pack this up

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and whisk it back
to the Jeffersonian.

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Come on.

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This is all the stew
that's been processed recently.

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These cans are all

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from the same batch that
the school board purchased.

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None of the remains we found

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were larger
than six centimeters in length.

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(sighs) That sounds
like he must have gone

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through the meat processor.

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It cuts uniformly
with very little waste.

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What about the cameras
on the factory floor?

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None that I know of,

110
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but I'm in research
and development primarily.

111
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Our CEO, Sam Gifford,
can fill you in on security.

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He's flying in
from his place in Colorado.

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BRENNAN:
Chip fragment

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of a spinous process.
Whoa, wait a second,

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you're saying he's spread out
through all these cans?

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Seems that way.
I don't understand

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how this could've happened.

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We make a good product.

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We put in an abundance

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of nutrients, flavorings...

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And people.

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So are all these cans

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accounted for?
I had drivers

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picking up every can
from that batch.

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They're all here.
Seems that the school

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was the only place
that served it.

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How did this batch
even pass inspection?

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Human remains have
a different fat content.

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Not to mention...
It was inspected.

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All our product is,

131
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and this batch underperformed
the quality check,

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which is why it was diverted
to a second-tier market

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and not sold
to a grocery store.

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Public schools are
a second-tier market?

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(scoffs) Good luck spinning that
at the PTA.

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Clearly, this was just
a horrible accident.

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Someone must have fallen
into the machine.

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No, this was no accident, Booth.

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There were no clothes

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and the cooked tissue
shows no signs of bruising

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along the incision lines.

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Oh, my God.

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"Oh, my God," what?
The victim was killed

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prior to being fed
into the meat processor.

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Canned murder? Oh.

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That's a first.

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<font color=#00FF00>♪ Bones 9x10 ♪</font>
<font color=#00FFFF>The Mystery in the Meat</font>
Original Air Date on November 22, 2013

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♪

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Whoa, how's it going?

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Revolting.

153
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All part of the job.

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It doesn't phase me
in the least.

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Have you had this one tested
for mental illness?

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DAISY: Yes.

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And I passed.

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I find that very
hard to believe.

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Okay, let me be more specific,
have you found

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more human body parts?

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I have.
There are fragments

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of human bone in every can,

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so it makes sense that

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the meat chunks are also human,

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but that's your area.

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Thank you for reminding me.

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Ooh, right zygomatic.

168
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Angela needs

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a complete skull
as soon as possible

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so she can start
the facial reconstruction.

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Remodeling along
the anterior aspect

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of the frontal skull bone.

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How are you gonna do
a full tox screen

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when all the human meat
has been heated up

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to the point of sterilization?

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Cross my fingers and hope
something survived the process.

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Not so sure

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that finger crossing

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is the best method,

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scientifically.

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Infuriating, right?

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This remodeling is dated.

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This incision is consistent

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with a frontal craniotomy scar.

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SAROYAN:
The victim underwent

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brain surgery.

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We can cross-reference
the surgical technique.

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The precision is exquisite.

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No jagged lines,
diamond excise shape.

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There couldn't be more

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than two or three neurosurgeons
that could've done this.

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The squints haven't found
any clothing.

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So he was killed, stripped

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and tossed into
the meat mulcher.

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Oh, for God's sake,
I wish I'd gone

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into modern dance
like my mother wanted.

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All right, look, I
think we can assume

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that the murder and the mulching

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both happened at the same place.

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(computer beeping)

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(chimes)
Got a hit here.

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Squints I.D.'d the victim.

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Howard Compton, 41.

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SWEETS: He had an
operation for anosmia.

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He was bald?
He couldn't smell.

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Chemist, biologist,
psychophysicist.

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He was a food scientist.
Says here

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he invented Lava Chips.

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Lava Chips?
I mean, come on.

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That's, like,
the best snack ever.

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I love them.
Right?

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I find them a bit spicy.

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That's 'cause they're made from lava.
Well, not literally.

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Yeah, they are, actually.
Reported missing

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by his business partner,
Agatha Blume, five days ago.

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You talk to her.

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What are you gonna do?

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Inform the press
that you're making great headway

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in catching the murderer

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who turned a school full
of children into cannibals.

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Well, yeah,
that's important, too.

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Yeah.

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MONTENEGRO:
Oh, don't rush off.

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I want to dish
about married life.

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It's perplexing, actually.

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Ever since the wedding,
Booth seems to think

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that everything
is miraculously evolved.

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Food tastes better,
sex is more passionate,

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even the sun is hotter,

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which I tell him is merely due
to climate change.

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Are you really telling me
that you don't feel

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any different
now that you're married?

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Why would I?

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Our situation
is essentially unchanged.

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I think the wedding happened
too quickly for you.

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There was no natural transition.

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You didn't even have

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a bachelorette party
to help you say good-bye

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to your single life.

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We have to fix that.

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But I'm already married.
I know, sweetie,

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but it's not official until
you have a bachelorette party.

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We could have

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a potluck dinner
with our husbands

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and significant others.

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That's not a party.

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I'm talking
about a girl's night out.

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Like booze

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and flirting and dancing
and more booze

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and more flirting.

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Thank you, but no.

252
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I should go.

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Booth is waiting for me.

254
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Booth comes first now, huh?

255
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That's not true.

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Christine comes first,

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then Booth.

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Do I even make the top ten?

259
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Definitely.

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Bachelorette party, seriously?

261
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Yes.

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I told her it was
a little late for that.

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Then she asked me

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00:09:17,467 --> 00:09:19,835
if she was still
in my top ten people.

265
00:09:19,869 --> 00:09:21,536
Oh, boy.
Which she is,

266
00:09:21,571 --> 00:09:23,091
even though
you don't like her anymore.

267
00:09:23,105 --> 00:09:25,106
Oh, geez.
Why do you keep uttering

268
00:09:25,141 --> 00:09:27,142
nonspecific
and meaningless exclamations?

269
00:09:27,176 --> 00:09:29,778
Did you say no
to Angela because of me?

270
00:09:29,812 --> 00:09:32,814
Well, I know how you feel,
and I didn't want

271
00:09:32,849 --> 00:09:34,683
to make you even more
uncomfortable just because...

272
00:09:34,717 --> 00:09:36,151
Okay, look, Bones,

273
00:09:36,185 --> 00:09:37,552
Angela is your best friend,
and obviously,

274
00:09:37,587 --> 00:09:39,254
I've come between you two.

275
00:09:39,288 --> 00:09:41,490
Well, if I have to choose...
You don't have to choose.

276
00:09:41,524 --> 00:09:44,059
You can have both;
you should have both.

277
00:09:44,093 --> 00:09:47,562
Look, you know, let her throw
you a bachelorette party.

278
00:09:47,597 --> 00:09:48,763
That's what a best friend does.

279
00:09:48,798 --> 00:09:50,165
I mean, you can't deny her that.

280
00:09:50,199 --> 00:09:52,000
Are you sure?
Yes.

281
00:09:52,034 --> 00:09:53,168
I'm positive.

282
00:09:53,202 --> 00:09:55,170
Sounded fun.

283
00:09:55,204 --> 00:09:56,605
Angela said there would be

284
00:09:56,639 --> 00:09:59,307
excessive alcohol consumption
and flirting.

285
00:09:59,342 --> 00:10:02,310
Oh, wow.
More exclamations.

286
00:10:02,345 --> 00:10:04,813
Let's just, you know,
focus on work for a while, okay?

287
00:10:04,847 --> 00:10:06,681
Sure.
Yeah.

288
00:10:10,152 --> 00:10:11,686
Donut dogs,

289
00:10:11,721 --> 00:10:13,622
grilled cheese flavored
chips, are you kidding me?

290
00:10:13,656 --> 00:10:15,090
Wow, chocolate covered
graham cracker cereals?

291
00:10:15,124 --> 00:10:16,658
(chuckles)

292
00:10:16,692 --> 00:10:19,861
All this junk food must've
caused some deaths, too.

293
00:10:19,896 --> 00:10:22,497
Wow, look at this, huh?
Yogurt drink box,

294
00:10:22,532 --> 00:10:25,000
all natural flavoring.
What does that mean?

295
00:10:25,034 --> 00:10:26,434
Cat urine could be
a natural flavor.

296
00:10:26,469 --> 00:10:27,702
WOMAN:
Sorry to keep you waiting.

297
00:10:27,737 --> 00:10:28,870
Since Howard disappeared,

298
00:10:28,905 --> 00:10:30,539
I've been run off my feet.

299
00:10:30,573 --> 00:10:32,274
I assume you're here
to tell me he's deceased?

300
00:10:32,308 --> 00:10:33,942
Yes, murdered.

301
00:10:33,976 --> 00:10:35,877
I see.

302
00:10:35,912 --> 00:10:37,379
That's upsetting.

303
00:10:37,413 --> 00:10:39,748
Did he die at Kettle Top Stew?

304
00:10:39,782 --> 00:10:41,583
Well, how did you know?
I didn't murder Howard,

305
00:10:41,617 --> 00:10:43,518
if that's what you're thinking.

306
00:10:43,553 --> 00:10:45,854
I'm a bromatologist
with acute hyperosmia.

307
00:10:45,888 --> 00:10:47,122
BOOTH: What?
She's a food scientist

308
00:10:47,156 --> 00:10:50,292
with a highly refined
olfactory sense.

309
00:10:50,326 --> 00:10:52,327
She has a very good sense
of smell.

310
00:10:52,361 --> 00:10:54,262
You're saying you could smell
where Howard was murdered?

311
00:10:54,297 --> 00:10:55,463
I've spent the last decade

312
00:10:55,498 --> 00:10:57,899
differentiating the 10,000 odors

313
00:10:57,934 --> 00:10:59,734
humans are capable of smelling.

314
00:10:59,769 --> 00:11:01,670
On her, I discerned

315
00:11:01,704 --> 00:11:03,738
a subtle yet
unmistakable bouquet

316
00:11:03,773 --> 00:11:05,240
of Kettle Top Stew
and antiseptic wash.

317
00:11:05,274 --> 00:11:06,274
Are you a coroner?

318
00:11:06,309 --> 00:11:09,744
Forensic
anthropologist.

319
00:11:09,779 --> 00:11:12,180
Howard and I developed
the recipe for that stew.

320
00:11:12,214 --> 00:11:13,415
BOOTH:
Well, now that Howard's dead,

321
00:11:13,449 --> 00:11:15,450
the company's
all yours, correct?

322
00:11:15,484 --> 00:11:16,718
No.

323
00:11:16,752 --> 00:11:17,953
I'm merely an employee

324
00:11:17,987 --> 00:11:19,154
with a small profit
participation.

325
00:11:19,188 --> 00:11:20,155
Would you care
to hear my theory?

326
00:11:20,189 --> 00:11:21,823
Yes.
I think Howard

327
00:11:21,857 --> 00:11:23,491
was working on something
that could have been

328
00:11:23,526 --> 00:11:25,427
worth a considerable
amount of money.

329
00:11:25,461 --> 00:11:27,362
Something bigger
than Lava Chips.

330
00:11:27,396 --> 00:11:29,798
Unfortunately, he did
not consult with me.

331
00:11:29,832 --> 00:11:31,032
But I could analyze
his formulas,

332
00:11:31,067 --> 00:11:32,667
calculate
the bliss-point,

333
00:11:32,702 --> 00:11:34,336
see if any are worthy of murder.
BOOTH: Uh, no.

334
00:11:34,370 --> 00:11:35,971
We have, uh, guys that do that.

335
00:11:36,005 --> 00:11:38,573
See, we have
a search warrant here.

336
00:11:40,109 --> 00:11:41,876
If you have
any questions,

337
00:11:41,911 --> 00:11:43,211
I'd be glad
to help.

338
00:11:43,245 --> 00:11:45,347
Perhaps if I smelled
Howard in person...

339
00:11:45,381 --> 00:11:49,317
I find I'm quite saddened
by Howard's death.

340
00:11:49,352 --> 00:11:51,453
It's a common
by-product of death.

341
00:11:51,487 --> 00:11:53,722
Hmm.

342
00:11:53,756 --> 00:11:55,090
(quietly):
Amazing.

343
00:11:55,124 --> 00:11:56,925
She remind you of
anyone you might know?

344
00:11:56,959 --> 00:11:59,027
No.

345
00:11:59,061 --> 00:12:00,462
But I find her

346
00:12:00,496 --> 00:12:02,197
quite unique
and delightful.

347
00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:05,900
Hey, Daisy.

348
00:12:05,935 --> 00:12:08,136
(sighs) I hate Oliver.
Who doesn't?

349
00:12:08,170 --> 00:12:09,604
But after a while you
start to like hating him.

350
00:12:09,639 --> 00:12:11,039
Yeah, I'm not there yet.
Hey, listen.

351
00:12:11,073 --> 00:12:12,507
I ran an analysis on
the contents of the stew

352
00:12:12,541 --> 00:12:13,875
and I figured out why it
failed its quality check.

353
00:12:13,909 --> 00:12:15,276
Because it
was full of

354
00:12:15,311 --> 00:12:17,312
a human... who I wish
was Oliver Wells?

355
00:12:17,346 --> 00:12:18,546
Nope. The meat
from the corpse

356
00:12:18,581 --> 00:12:20,281
did not impact
flavor at all. Look.

357
00:12:20,316 --> 00:12:22,651
The stew was
over-spiced.

358
00:12:22,685 --> 00:12:23,885
Excessive amounts
of garlic powder,

359
00:12:23,919 --> 00:12:25,286
red pepper
and oregano.

360
00:12:25,321 --> 00:12:26,655
But my understanding
is that

361
00:12:26,689 --> 00:12:28,056
the assembly line
is fully automated.

362
00:12:28,090 --> 00:12:29,257
The computers would
have parsed out

363
00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:30,392
uniform amounts
of each spice.

364
00:12:30,426 --> 00:12:31,826
Yeah, exactly,
which means

365
00:12:31,861 --> 00:12:33,895
the extra spices were
not added by the computer.

366
00:12:33,929 --> 00:12:36,331
Do you think
the killer added spice

367
00:12:36,365 --> 00:12:38,400
to help obscure the scent
of stewed human being?

368
00:12:38,434 --> 00:12:40,902
It's possible.

369
00:12:40,936 --> 00:12:43,004
Oliver Wells should
not antagonize me.

370
00:12:43,039 --> 00:12:44,506
Working here has given me
a pretty good knowledge

371
00:12:44,540 --> 00:12:46,541
of how to kill and
how to get away with it.

372
00:12:46,575 --> 00:12:48,576
Okay, I'm gonna go
out on a limb and ask:

373
00:12:48,611 --> 00:12:50,845
Daisy, do you want me
to have a chat with Oliver?

374
00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:52,113
No. What?

375
00:12:52,148 --> 00:12:53,381
No, no.
Not necessary.

376
00:12:53,416 --> 00:12:54,616
Big girl here.

377
00:12:54,650 --> 00:12:56,918
But if you want to,
do it.

378
00:12:56,952 --> 00:12:59,220
Who am I
to cramp your style?

379
00:12:59,255 --> 00:13:01,790
(sighs)

380
00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:05,393
Schools are considered
second-tier markets,

381
00:13:05,428 --> 00:13:07,028
along with prisons,
senior citizens' homes...

382
00:13:07,063 --> 00:13:08,396
SWEETS:
Schools.

383
00:13:08,431 --> 00:13:09,998
Where children
are our future?

384
00:13:10,032 --> 00:13:11,533
And where ketchup
is a vegetable.

385
00:13:11,567 --> 00:13:13,601
I didn't
make the laws.

386
00:13:13,636 --> 00:13:15,470
Besides, a child's palate
isn't developed yet.

387
00:13:15,504 --> 00:13:17,338
They don't care.
Wow.

388
00:13:17,373 --> 00:13:20,809
Dr. Sweets, the food
is perfectly healthy.

389
00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:22,644
It simply didn't
pass muster

390
00:13:22,678 --> 00:13:24,679
with our more
discerning customers.

391
00:13:24,714 --> 00:13:26,881
Do you think Tryon Foods is
going to survive this scandal?

392
00:13:26,916 --> 00:13:28,450
We will discontinue
that product line

393
00:13:28,484 --> 00:13:30,051
and just give the stew another name.
Mm-hmm.

394
00:13:30,086 --> 00:13:31,553
And you hired
Howard Compton

395
00:13:31,587 --> 00:13:32,954
as a consultant?

396
00:13:32,988 --> 00:13:34,189
Yes.

397
00:13:34,223 --> 00:13:36,224
He had a proven
track record

398
00:13:36,258 --> 00:13:38,159
in making foods
irresistible.

399
00:13:38,194 --> 00:13:39,761
With our Kettle Top Stew,
he was developing

400
00:13:39,795 --> 00:13:41,863
a healthier, low-sodium
version of the brand.

401
00:13:41,897 --> 00:13:43,398
Don't you already have
internal people for this?

402
00:13:43,432 --> 00:13:44,833
Yes.

403
00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:47,769
But Howard was the brains
behind Lava Chips.

404
00:13:47,803 --> 00:13:49,070
I was going
to offer him

405
00:13:49,105 --> 00:13:50,772
a permanent
job with us.

406
00:13:50,806 --> 00:13:51,973
I thought you
already had

407
00:13:52,007 --> 00:13:53,041
a head of research
and development.

408
00:13:53,075 --> 00:13:55,043
Yes,
Susan Lauderbach.

409
00:13:55,077 --> 00:13:57,212
She would keep her job,
but report to Howard.

410
00:13:57,246 --> 00:13:58,880
Okay.

411
00:13:58,914 --> 00:14:00,648
So she was passed over
for the promotion.

412
00:14:00,683 --> 00:14:02,650
After working
for you for years.

413
00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:05,820
Susan's a wonderful person.

414
00:14:05,855 --> 00:14:09,324
I would trust her
with my life.

415
00:14:09,358 --> 00:14:11,826
Maybe you couldn't
trust her with Howard's.

416
00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:16,707
I just don't understand.

417
00:14:16,741 --> 00:14:17,941
I mean, what's wrong with food

418
00:14:17,943 --> 00:14:19,210
that's grown in the ground

419
00:14:19,244 --> 00:14:20,377
rather than something that has

420
00:14:20,412 --> 00:14:22,346
a chemistry set
poured on top of it?

421
00:14:22,523 --> 00:14:25,158
Well, the argument is that
genetically modified crops

422
00:14:25,293 --> 00:14:27,094
improve yields

423
00:14:27,128 --> 00:14:29,229
and require
fewer pesticides.

424
00:14:29,263 --> 00:14:30,297
GMOs haven't
improved yields

425
00:14:30,331 --> 00:14:32,299
or significantly
decreased

426
00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:34,034
pesticide use.
It's just another way

427
00:14:34,068 --> 00:14:35,736
for industrial farming
to make money

428
00:14:35,770 --> 00:14:37,804
without even bothering
to discover the risks

429
00:14:37,839 --> 00:14:40,607
associated with genetically
modifying our food.

430
00:14:40,641 --> 00:14:42,175
I'll go.
I'd like to have one.

431
00:14:42,210 --> 00:14:43,643
Uh... what?

432
00:14:43,678 --> 00:14:44,811
Where are you going?

433
00:14:44,846 --> 00:14:47,047
And what are
you having?

434
00:14:47,081 --> 00:14:48,615
I thought you didn't
want to eat GMOs.

435
00:14:48,649 --> 00:14:50,283
No, the bachelorette party.

436
00:14:50,318 --> 00:14:51,618
I was wrong
to dismiss you.

437
00:14:51,652 --> 00:14:52,853
You really have

438
00:14:52,887 --> 00:14:54,054
to work on your
transitions, Sweetie...

439
00:14:54,088 --> 00:14:55,288
but that's...

440
00:14:55,323 --> 00:14:56,790
that's great!
Transitions?

441
00:14:56,824 --> 00:14:58,258
Why do I have
to work on them

442
00:14:58,292 --> 00:14:59,760
if it's great?

443
00:14:59,794 --> 00:15:00,961
No, I think she means
the bachelorette party.

444
00:15:00,995 --> 00:15:02,062
She's happy
you agreed.

445
00:15:02,096 --> 00:15:03,930
This is a very

446
00:15:03,965 --> 00:15:05,298
confusing
conversation.

447
00:15:05,333 --> 00:15:06,700
Forget that.

448
00:15:06,734 --> 00:15:08,535
Oh, my God, we're all
gonna have so much fun!

449
00:15:08,569 --> 00:15:09,936
All?

450
00:15:09,971 --> 00:15:12,172
Yes, I can't have
a party without you.

451
00:15:12,206 --> 00:15:13,740
So when are we gonna do this?

452
00:15:13,775 --> 00:15:14,975
Tonight.

453
00:15:15,009 --> 00:15:16,476
What? No, no.

454
00:15:16,511 --> 00:15:17,677
We have a case.

455
00:15:17,712 --> 00:15:19,079
The wedding was
planned in a day.

456
00:15:19,113 --> 00:15:20,881
It's tradition.
And you have two interns.

457
00:15:20,915 --> 00:15:22,949
I'm not sure.

458
00:15:22,984 --> 00:15:25,185
It's fine with Cam.
It is?

459
00:15:25,219 --> 00:15:26,453
Totally.

460
00:15:26,487 --> 00:15:28,722
And I know
the best place ever.

461
00:15:28,883 --> 00:15:31,318
There's this country-western bar
outside of town.

462
00:15:31,352 --> 00:15:33,320
It's got this bull
that we can ride,

463
00:15:33,354 --> 00:15:35,989
and there's line dancing,
and there's these

464
00:15:36,023 --> 00:15:37,190
hot guys in chaps...

465
00:15:37,225 --> 00:15:38,458
some of whom
aren't even gay.

466
00:15:38,493 --> 00:15:39,926
I do like horses,

467
00:15:39,961 --> 00:15:42,229
so I will feel very
comfortable there.

468
00:15:42,263 --> 00:15:43,630
(laughs)

469
00:15:47,034 --> 00:15:48,235
Kill Howard Compton?

470
00:15:48,269 --> 00:15:49,603
Me?

471
00:15:49,637 --> 00:15:51,171
Why would I do that?
Well, let's see...

472
00:15:51,205 --> 00:15:52,506
I mean, he was gonna
take your job.

473
00:15:52,540 --> 00:15:53,840
I mean,
there's motive there.

474
00:15:53,875 --> 00:15:56,042
He was found in
the factory where you work.

475
00:15:56,077 --> 00:15:58,011
I mean, you tested the stew and
you sent it out for canning.

476
00:15:58,045 --> 00:16:00,780
This case sort of prosecutes
itself, <i>cherie.</i> - Yeah.

477
00:16:00,815 --> 00:16:02,048
And I appreciate that,

478
00:16:02,083 --> 00:16:03,350
because I have a big workload.

479
00:16:03,384 --> 00:16:05,585
I didn't kill him.
I liked Howard.

480
00:16:05,620 --> 00:16:07,487
Whoa, whoa.
That's not true.

481
00:16:07,522 --> 00:16:09,689
CAROLINE: Maybe you tried
to steal his work?

482
00:16:09,724 --> 00:16:11,691
The formula for putting

483
00:16:11,726 --> 00:16:14,194
meat flavoring
into the... meat?

484
00:16:14,228 --> 00:16:16,263
That just seems crazy,
doesn't it?

485
00:16:16,297 --> 00:16:17,797
Processing
removes flavor

486
00:16:17,832 --> 00:16:19,799
which has to be replaced
through additives.

487
00:16:19,834 --> 00:16:21,301
Otherwise,
it's tasteless.

488
00:16:21,335 --> 00:16:22,936
And I wasn't
stealing it.

489
00:16:22,970 --> 00:16:24,437
We were working
on it together.

490
00:16:24,472 --> 00:16:27,340
But he was still gonna
be offered your job.

491
00:16:27,375 --> 00:16:29,376
Think about what
the jury's gonna say

492
00:16:29,410 --> 00:16:30,777
about all this.

493
00:16:30,811 --> 00:16:32,746
Okay, so I hated him a little.

494
00:16:32,780 --> 00:16:34,447
But I didn't
kill him.

495
00:16:34,482 --> 00:16:36,616
Where were you five days ago?
Five days ago?

496
00:16:36,651 --> 00:16:37,657
That's when he was killed?

497
00:16:37,682 --> 00:16:39,052
CAROLINE: You want to check
your day planner?

498
00:16:39,053 --> 00:16:40,487
Maybe it says
"kill Howard."

499
00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:41,788
That'll jog
your memory.

500
00:16:41,822 --> 00:16:44,224
That was a Thursday.

501
00:16:44,258 --> 00:16:45,625
I was out of town.

502
00:16:45,660 --> 00:16:47,594
Doing research on
the use of invertebrates

503
00:16:47,628 --> 00:16:48,862
as an alternative
form of protein.

504
00:16:48,896 --> 00:16:51,198
I'm sorr...
inverte-what?

505
00:16:51,232 --> 00:16:52,365
Bugs, Agent Booth.

506
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:53,700
If we put more
bugs in our food,

507
00:16:53,734 --> 00:16:55,001
we'd have
a much cheaper

508
00:16:55,036 --> 00:16:56,503
and better source
of protein.

509
00:16:56,537 --> 00:16:58,438
Bug jerky?
Bug burgers?

510
00:16:58,472 --> 00:17:00,307
That isn't gonna
happen on my watch.

511
00:17:00,341 --> 00:17:01,708
Okay, you have
anyone who can,

512
00:17:01,742 --> 00:17:03,210
uh, I don't know,
corroborate this story?

513
00:17:03,244 --> 00:17:05,378
There were 12 other
researchers in the lab.

514
00:17:05,413 --> 00:17:06,713
We worked all night.

515
00:17:06,747 --> 00:17:09,416
And for your information,
fried crickets

516
00:17:09,450 --> 00:17:10,584
are a wonderful snack food

517
00:17:10,618 --> 00:17:12,886
with no empty calories.
Okay.

518
00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:14,221
That's... exciting.
Looks like I won't be

519
00:17:14,255 --> 00:17:15,722
going to her
house for dinner.

520
00:17:16,991 --> 00:17:18,925
You ladies are
actually leaving?

521
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:20,227
Yes.

522
00:17:20,261 --> 00:17:22,562
You and Oliver should
be fine for the night.

523
00:17:22,597 --> 00:17:24,231
I've never seen you leave
during a case before.

524
00:17:24,265 --> 00:17:25,599
The case is progressing.

525
00:17:25,633 --> 00:17:29,236
Dr. Wells is capable
of further examination.

526
00:17:29,270 --> 00:17:30,904
I've left a detailed list

527
00:17:30,938 --> 00:17:32,305
of what I expect accomplished

528
00:17:32,340 --> 00:17:33,440
upon my return in the morning.

529
00:17:33,474 --> 00:17:35,709
What about me?
I'm capable.

530
00:17:35,743 --> 00:17:37,010
You're coming with us.

531
00:17:37,044 --> 00:17:38,278
Really?!

532
00:17:38,312 --> 00:17:39,646
Unless you
don't want to.

533
00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:42,182
Of course I do.

534
00:17:42,216 --> 00:17:43,450
I can't believe this!

535
00:17:43,484 --> 00:17:45,619
We're homies!

536
00:17:45,653 --> 00:17:47,754
Right.
Okay, so...

537
00:17:47,788 --> 00:17:49,389
This means that I'm
in charge of the lab,

538
00:17:49,390 --> 00:17:50,924
so I'll stay on him.

539
00:17:50,958 --> 00:17:53,059
As long as you realize this case
comes to a grinding halt

540
00:17:53,094 --> 00:17:54,794
without
my expertise.

541
00:17:54,829 --> 00:17:56,429
If I may...
when I was cleaning the bones,

542
00:17:56,464 --> 00:17:58,465
I noticed
partially remodeled

543
00:17:58,499 --> 00:18:00,033
comminuted
fractures

544
00:18:00,067 --> 00:18:01,601
to the right
anterior carpals

545
00:18:01,636 --> 00:18:03,169
and metacarpals.

546
00:18:03,204 --> 00:18:05,272
Did you run
a microscopic analysis

547
00:18:05,306 --> 00:18:07,374
to determine the age
of the injury?

548
00:18:07,408 --> 00:18:08,908
I did.
WELLS: Only because I told her to.

549
00:18:08,943 --> 00:18:12,245
Your need for attention
is exhausting.

550
00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:14,914
The fractures are
approximately two weeks old.

551
00:18:14,949 --> 00:18:17,317
According to the victim's
medical file, two weeks ago,

552
00:18:17,351 --> 00:18:19,085
he got a prescription
for codeine,

553
00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:20,453
claiming
to his doctor

554
00:18:20,488 --> 00:18:22,522
that he hurt his
hand during a fall.

555
00:18:22,556 --> 00:18:24,824
So it's a reasonable explanation.
Well, no, a fall

556
00:18:24,859 --> 00:18:26,993
most likely would have
resulted in a Colles' fracture,

557
00:18:27,028 --> 00:18:28,595
not a comminuted one,

558
00:18:28,629 --> 00:18:30,096
which is most
commonly associated

559
00:18:30,131 --> 00:18:31,731
with blunt
force trauma.

560
00:18:31,766 --> 00:18:33,400
If someone smashed
in the guy's hand,

561
00:18:33,434 --> 00:18:35,368
why would Compton
lie about it?

562
00:18:35,403 --> 00:18:36,736
Well, maybe
the victim was scared

563
00:18:36,771 --> 00:18:38,338
that something worse might
happen if he talked.

564
00:18:38,372 --> 00:18:39,506
Like getting murdered.

565
00:18:39,540 --> 00:18:41,308
This is excellent work,
Dr. Wells.

566
00:18:41,342 --> 00:18:42,842
I hope that
it continues

567
00:18:42,877 --> 00:18:44,044
and I'm not disappointed
on my return

568
00:18:44,078 --> 00:18:45,111
and I don't have
to dismiss you.

569
00:18:45,146 --> 00:18:47,013
Until morning.

570
00:18:50,851 --> 00:18:52,052
It's you and me,
brother.

571
00:18:52,086 --> 00:18:54,854
But I'm in charge.

572
00:18:54,889 --> 00:18:57,023
SWEETS: You did a good
thing, Booth.

573
00:18:57,058 --> 00:18:59,292
I know you and Angela
haven't exactly been friends lately.

574
00:18:59,327 --> 00:19:00,994
Oh, wait a second,
this wasn't about Angela.

575
00:19:01,028 --> 00:19:02,595
I just wanted Bones to have
a bachelorette party.

576
00:19:02,630 --> 00:19:04,764
Okay.
"Okay"? Don't say "okay" to me.

577
00:19:04,799 --> 00:19:06,232
Okay.

578
00:19:06,267 --> 00:19:08,335
That wasn't an "okay" okay,
it was just an okay.

579
00:19:08,369 --> 00:19:10,737
See, you don't even know
how to say just "okay."

580
00:19:10,771 --> 00:19:12,105
Okay...
You said...

581
00:19:12,139 --> 00:19:13,940
All right, forget it.
You know what?

582
00:19:13,974 --> 00:19:17,043
Susan Lauderbach's alibi
is rock solid.

583
00:19:17,078 --> 00:19:18,411
All the other bug-eaters
vouched for her.

584
00:19:18,446 --> 00:19:19,679
So what's next?

585
00:19:19,714 --> 00:19:21,281
Well, according
to squint central,

586
00:19:21,315 --> 00:19:22,482
Compton's hand

587
00:19:22,516 --> 00:19:24,451
was bludgeoned
pretty bad

588
00:19:24,485 --> 00:19:25,685
about two weeks ago.

589
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:27,220
Then he lied to
his doctor about it.

590
00:19:27,254 --> 00:19:28,688
He didn't report it
to the police, either.

591
00:19:28,723 --> 00:19:31,024
But he did call them
before the injury.

592
00:19:31,058 --> 00:19:32,792
Keep reading, huh?

593
00:19:32,827 --> 00:19:34,127
'Cause he thought somebody
was following him. - Oh, okay.

594
00:19:34,161 --> 00:19:35,395
He thought he was
being followed,

595
00:19:35,429 --> 00:19:37,030
a car tried to run
him off the road.

596
00:19:37,064 --> 00:19:38,998
Next day, his front
tire was slashed.

597
00:19:39,033 --> 00:19:40,400
A week later,
he's assaulted.

598
00:19:40,434 --> 00:19:41,768
Two weeks later
he's murdered.

599
00:19:41,802 --> 00:19:42,869
This is the activity

600
00:19:42,903 --> 00:19:44,070
of someone obsessed
with Compton.

601
00:19:44,105 --> 00:19:45,905
Now, as the
obsession grows,

602
00:19:45,940 --> 00:19:47,107
the actions become
more violent.

603
00:19:47,141 --> 00:19:49,409
Mmm. Ex-girlfriend?

604
00:19:49,443 --> 00:19:51,311
If an ex was stalking him,
I don't think he would have

605
00:19:51,345 --> 00:19:53,480
reported the first incident
to the police.

606
00:19:53,514 --> 00:19:55,582
Cops had a make
and the license plate of the car,

607
00:19:55,616 --> 00:19:56,937
but the DMV couldn't
find a match.

608
00:19:56,951 --> 00:19:58,151
He was being followed,
you know?

609
00:19:58,185 --> 00:20:00,687
He probably had
trouble encoding

610
00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:01,921
visual stimuli.

611
00:20:01,956 --> 00:20:03,256
Could've switched
letters to numbers...

612
00:20:03,290 --> 00:20:04,457
I could come up with
a list of alternatives.

613
00:20:04,492 --> 00:20:06,126
See, now that
is helpful.

614
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:07,327
Okay.

615
00:20:07,361 --> 00:20:08,728
See? That's a good
"okay," too.

616
00:20:08,763 --> 00:20:09,996
That was a good one?
Yes.

617
00:20:10,030 --> 00:20:12,265
HODGINS:
<i>Compton's computer, here,</i>

618
00:20:12,299 --> 00:20:14,067
has the formulas
for the new food products

619
00:20:14,101 --> 00:20:15,735
he was working on
when he died.

620
00:20:15,770 --> 00:20:19,038
Considering some of these snack
foods are worth billions,

621
00:20:19,073 --> 00:20:20,907
I bet some of those formulas were
worth killing for.

622
00:20:20,941 --> 00:20:24,110
Man, the chemicals and additives
in this stuff, it's outrageous.

623
00:20:24,145 --> 00:20:25,979
Your hot sauce would've interested him.
Hey.

624
00:20:26,013 --> 00:20:28,281
Our hot sauce is not junk food,
thank you very much.

625
00:20:28,315 --> 00:20:29,716
There are
no preservatives,

626
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:32,752
no artificial flavors,
all organic

627
00:20:32,787 --> 00:20:34,754
and all natural.
Oh, I like it.

628
00:20:34,789 --> 00:20:36,222
I have it every morning
on my eggs.

629
00:20:36,257 --> 00:20:37,791
Wait, you buy it?
Yeah.

630
00:20:37,825 --> 00:20:38,958
Is it not
selling?

631
00:20:38,993 --> 00:20:41,161
Yeah, no,
10,000 cases so far.

632
00:20:41,195 --> 00:20:42,662
Well, that's
a beginning.

633
00:20:42,696 --> 00:20:44,197
Although you did
lose billions,

634
00:20:44,231 --> 00:20:46,533
so that's barely
a raindrop in the ocean.

635
00:20:46,567 --> 00:20:47,834
Okay, for-for
a minute there

636
00:20:47,868 --> 00:20:49,068
I thought you
were nice, Oliver.

637
00:20:49,103 --> 00:20:50,937
Well, I'm trying.

638
00:20:50,971 --> 00:20:53,306
I mean, you're the only person around
here that I can tolerate.

639
00:20:53,340 --> 00:20:55,408
Probably because
we share a similar look

640
00:20:55,443 --> 00:20:59,012
so I endow you with an interest
and an intelligence

641
00:20:59,046 --> 00:21:00,513
that you may not
even possess.

642
00:21:00,548 --> 00:21:01,781
Let's just work.

643
00:21:01,816 --> 00:21:03,316
Okay.

644
00:21:03,350 --> 00:21:04,818
This has potential.

645
00:21:04,852 --> 00:21:07,120
"Butter Boy."

646
00:21:07,154 --> 00:21:10,790
High fructose corn syrup,
soy, sugar, salt.

647
00:21:12,026 --> 00:21:13,660
(crunches)

648
00:21:13,694 --> 00:21:15,662
That's a tasty little
nugget of obesity.

649
00:21:15,696 --> 00:21:16,863
All right.

650
00:21:16,897 --> 00:21:18,631
How about this?
"Meat-Pops."

651
00:21:18,666 --> 00:21:20,467
Preservatives
up the wazoo

652
00:21:20,501 --> 00:21:22,402
and artificial pretty
much everything else.

653
00:21:22,436 --> 00:21:23,870
Man, I am not
touching that.

654
00:21:25,172 --> 00:21:26,372
All right.
"Hot Bacon."

655
00:21:26,407 --> 00:21:27,640
Well, this
has to be

656
00:21:27,675 --> 00:21:30,076
some kind of condiment
or something.

657
00:21:31,145 --> 00:21:33,746
It's pretty good,
actually.

658
00:21:35,816 --> 00:21:37,450
That stuff
is awesome.

659
00:21:37,485 --> 00:21:38,718
Seriously,
try that.

660
00:21:38,752 --> 00:21:39,719
Oh, my God,
it's like bacon

661
00:21:39,753 --> 00:21:40,887
is cooking

662
00:21:40,921 --> 00:21:42,322
right inside my mouth.
Oh.

663
00:21:43,257 --> 00:21:44,557
Ooh, that's pay dirt.

664
00:21:44,592 --> 00:21:46,159
I mean, who doesn't
love bacon, right?

665
00:21:46,193 --> 00:21:48,495
Okay, let's see what
happened in the testing.

666
00:21:48,529 --> 00:21:50,563
Mmm...

667
00:21:50,598 --> 00:21:52,232
Wait.

668
00:21:52,266 --> 00:21:55,602
There are a whole mess
of emails about Hot Bacon

669
00:21:55,636 --> 00:21:57,437
from someone named
Raymond McCants.

670
00:21:57,471 --> 00:21:59,906
"Compton, your delays
are costing me millions!

671
00:21:59,940 --> 00:22:03,142
Produce and deliver
my product, or you'll pay!"

672
00:22:03,177 --> 00:22:06,246
Okay. According to his
patent application,

673
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:10,049
Hot Bacon is not a food product.
It's a...

674
00:22:10,084 --> 00:22:13,887
it's a bacon-flavored...

675
00:22:13,921 --> 00:22:16,022
sexual lubricant.

676
00:22:16,991 --> 00:22:18,258
Ah!

677
00:22:18,292 --> 00:22:20,126
Uh!

678
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:22,095
Definitely worth
killing for.

679
00:22:22,129 --> 00:22:23,930
Oh, God.

680
00:22:35,276 --> 00:22:37,477
(bus door opens, shuts)

681
00:22:45,986 --> 00:22:48,621
I really need
a drink.

682
00:22:49,456 --> 00:22:51,291
(chuckles)

683
00:22:51,325 --> 00:22:52,959
(cow bellows in distance)

684
00:22:54,155 --> 00:22:58,102
Porn? I'm not in porn.
Sexual toys are not porn.

685
00:22:58,103 --> 00:23:00,137
They have another name.
Guess what that other name is.

686
00:23:00,172 --> 00:23:01,505
Okay, sir,
you need to relax

687
00:23:01,540 --> 00:23:03,340
Marital aids. Porn!

688
00:23:03,375 --> 00:23:05,810
I'm in the business of helping
people who love each other,

689
00:23:05,844 --> 00:23:07,511
<i>love</i> each other.

690
00:23:07,546 --> 00:23:08,879
Right. You're a boon
to society.

691
00:23:08,914 --> 00:23:10,281
That's exactly
what I am.

692
00:23:10,315 --> 00:23:13,851
Did you send these
e-mails, Mr. McCants?

693
00:23:13,885 --> 00:23:15,920
Oh, right.

694
00:23:15,954 --> 00:23:17,221
I'll take that as a yes.

695
00:23:17,255 --> 00:23:18,455
You think I threatened Howard?

696
00:23:18,457 --> 00:23:19,857
Let's take
a look here.

697
00:23:19,891 --> 00:23:22,493
"If you bail on me,
you will live to regret it.

698
00:23:22,527 --> 00:23:24,662
I will hunt you down,
and shove the largest..."

699
00:23:24,696 --> 00:23:26,736
He kept missing delivery dates
on a particular item,

700
00:23:26,765 --> 00:23:28,232
but I didn't kill him.

701
00:23:28,266 --> 00:23:29,333
And what item would that be?

702
00:23:29,367 --> 00:23:32,269
Bacon-flavored lube.
We had a contract.

703
00:23:32,304 --> 00:23:33,604
"Bacon-flavored lube"?

704
00:23:33,638 --> 00:23:35,172
Intrigued, right?

705
00:23:35,207 --> 00:23:37,775
Bacon and sex.
Tough to pick a favorite.

706
00:23:37,809 --> 00:23:40,711
Put them together, and that's
what magic is, my friend.

707
00:23:40,746 --> 00:23:42,279
That's why there's bacon
cologne, bacon condoms.

708
00:23:42,314 --> 00:23:44,048
But time is money
in the lube game.

709
00:23:44,082 --> 00:23:45,683
Someone else could have
cornered that market first.

710
00:23:45,717 --> 00:23:48,185
So, you send him a few
threatening e-mails...

711
00:23:48,220 --> 00:23:50,187
Bluster. I bluster.

712
00:23:50,222 --> 00:23:51,655
Howard ignores you.

713
00:23:51,690 --> 00:23:54,091
You get mad, so you
follow him home one night.

714
00:23:54,126 --> 00:23:56,794
No, you got it wrong.
You slash his tire, you break his hand.

715
00:23:56,828 --> 00:23:58,829
Finally, you follow him to the
factory, where you kill him,

716
00:23:58,864 --> 00:24:00,564
and you feed him into
the meat machine.

717
00:24:00,599 --> 00:24:03,267
I'm not saying another word.
I'm a businessman.

718
00:24:03,301 --> 00:24:05,770
And smart businessmen know,
not to talk to the Feds,

719
00:24:05,804 --> 00:24:07,138
not without a lawyer.
Okay.

720
00:24:07,172 --> 00:24:08,339
One question.
Hmm?

721
00:24:08,373 --> 00:24:09,507
The name "meat machine."

722
00:24:09,541 --> 00:24:11,542
You know
if that's copyrighted?

723
00:24:11,576 --> 00:24:13,477
All right.

724
00:24:16,047 --> 00:24:19,717
MAN: Speed freaks, getting up
to the top of that hill.

725
00:24:27,692 --> 00:24:31,829
Okay! Okay, uh, this used
to be a country-western bar.

726
00:24:31,863 --> 00:24:35,900
BRENNAN: This reminds me of a place
I went to in Somalia.

727
00:24:35,934 --> 00:24:37,935
SAROYAN: Exactly. We should
turn around and try

728
00:24:37,969 --> 00:24:39,236
to salvage
a good night's sleep.

729
00:24:39,271 --> 00:24:42,606
Why?!
No, this is my party.

730
00:24:42,641 --> 00:24:45,342
Seriously, I think I sent
that big one there to prison.

731
00:24:45,377 --> 00:24:49,246
I like it rough, but only if there's
a safe word.

732
00:24:49,281 --> 00:24:53,117
Well, they are looking at us
like we're on the menu.

733
00:24:53,151 --> 00:24:54,518
Aw, they're just guys.

734
00:24:54,553 --> 00:24:58,088
Big smelly guys,
but what are we afraid of?

735
00:24:58,123 --> 00:24:58,989
CAROLINE:
Me? Beheading.

736
00:24:59,024 --> 00:25:00,157
Look, we'll get a drink,

737
00:25:00,192 --> 00:25:01,492
and if it gets ugly,

738
00:25:01,526 --> 00:25:02,827
then we'll make a run for it.

739
00:25:02,861 --> 00:25:03,701
I would like a drink.

740
00:25:03,728 --> 00:25:04,962
SAROYAN:
Oh, God.

741
00:25:04,996 --> 00:25:08,098
That one back there is
definitely a fugitive.

742
00:25:08,133 --> 00:25:11,168
Five shots
with alcohol, please.

743
00:25:16,808 --> 00:25:19,510
Lube aftertaste
still haunting you?

744
00:25:19,544 --> 00:25:22,880
It lingers. I'm on
my fifth pack of gum.

745
00:25:22,914 --> 00:25:25,115
The right clavicle
has been trisected.

746
00:25:25,150 --> 00:25:26,517
On this medial angle,

747
00:25:26,551 --> 00:25:29,353
there is a perimortem
sharp force injury.

748
00:25:29,387 --> 00:25:31,322
A stabbing?

749
00:25:31,356 --> 00:25:32,523
See, if the attack,

750
00:25:32,557 --> 00:25:35,626
came at a downward-
facing angle,

751
00:25:35,660 --> 00:25:37,862
then the stabbing implement
would have severed

752
00:25:37,896 --> 00:25:40,431
the subclavian artery coming
directly off the aorta.

753
00:25:40,465 --> 00:25:42,733
Meaning he bled out.

754
00:25:42,767 --> 00:25:45,369
See that?
The annoying girl leaves,

755
00:25:45,403 --> 00:25:47,338
and we immediately find
the cause of death.

756
00:25:47,372 --> 00:25:48,405
Okay,

757
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:49,940
about Daisy.

758
00:25:49,975 --> 00:25:51,542
There is nothing
that you could say

759
00:25:51,576 --> 00:25:52,910
that would make me like her.

760
00:25:52,944 --> 00:25:55,212
Oliver, she is one of us.
You are not, yet.

761
00:25:55,247 --> 00:25:57,615
The fastest way for you
to become one of us

762
00:25:57,649 --> 00:26:00,184
is to be kind to her.

763
00:26:00,218 --> 00:26:04,889
What if I don't care
about being one of you?

764
00:26:04,923 --> 00:26:07,324
I think you do.

765
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:09,593
Good job on the
clavicle thing.

766
00:26:14,399 --> 00:26:16,033
I noticed that Howard Compton's
tire was slashed

767
00:26:16,067 --> 00:26:18,636
less than a month before
he was stabbed to death.

768
00:26:18,670 --> 00:26:19,565
Okay.

769
00:26:20,137 --> 00:26:22,274
Well, it could be
classic escalation.

770
00:26:22,314 --> 00:26:24,005
One day you stab
a guy's tire...

771
00:26:24,006 --> 00:26:24,747
...a few weeks later,

772
00:26:24,748 --> 00:26:27,316
you stab him. Okay, that's
great. How's that help?

773
00:26:27,350 --> 00:26:29,251
Well, maybe the lab can compare
what stabbed the tire

774
00:26:29,286 --> 00:26:30,352
with what stabbed the victim.

775
00:26:30,387 --> 00:26:35,591
Hey... that's good work
there, Sweets.

776
00:26:35,625 --> 00:26:37,126
What are you worried about?

777
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:39,528
What do you mean?
You checked your watch.

778
00:26:40,697 --> 00:26:42,765
I'm just seeing what time it is.

779
00:26:42,799 --> 00:26:44,033
Is it the bachelorette party?

780
00:26:44,067 --> 00:26:45,901
Sweets, Caroline and Cam
are with Bones.

781
00:26:45,936 --> 00:26:47,803
I got a federal
prosecutor

782
00:26:47,838 --> 00:26:49,572
and a federal coroner
with Bones.

783
00:26:49,606 --> 00:26:51,440
I mean, how wild can it get?

784
00:26:51,475 --> 00:26:55,111
♪ Seven years,
about to knock 'em all back ♪

785
00:26:55,145 --> 00:26:58,948
♪ Feel like a million since
the mirror done cracked ♪

786
00:26:58,982 --> 00:27:02,384
♪ Lucky and lucky
as a matter of fact ♪

787
00:27:02,419 --> 00:27:07,323
♪ I'm burned in my brain

788
00:27:07,357 --> 00:27:08,824
ALL:
Whoo!

789
00:27:10,193 --> 00:27:14,597
♪ Count a lucky star,
I'll make it all right ♪

790
00:27:14,631 --> 00:27:18,067
ALL:
Yeah!

791
00:27:18,101 --> 00:27:21,737
♪ Burned in my brain

792
00:27:21,771 --> 00:27:26,709
♪ Burned in my brain

793
00:27:26,743 --> 00:27:28,844
♪ Burned in my brain

794
00:27:28,879 --> 00:27:30,179
(all cheer)

795
00:27:33,583 --> 00:27:35,351
♪ Burned in my bed

796
00:27:36,953 --> 00:27:41,757
(chanting): Drink! Drink! Drink!
Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!

797
00:27:41,791 --> 00:27:44,326
(all cheer)

798
00:27:49,499 --> 00:27:52,034
MAN:
Here, here we go!

799
00:27:58,675 --> 00:28:01,143
(groans and cheers)

800
00:28:01,178 --> 00:28:04,146
♪ Does not mean that you can
mess me around ♪

801
00:28:04,181 --> 00:28:06,248
Ooh!

802
00:28:06,283 --> 00:28:09,718
Dancing is essentially
a mating ritual!

803
00:28:09,753 --> 00:28:12,054
Huh?
Most men respond to the hair tossing

804
00:28:12,088 --> 00:28:14,523
and pelvic thrusts, which suggests sex.
I like it.

805
00:28:14,558 --> 00:28:15,991
(laughs)

806
00:28:16,026 --> 00:28:18,761
Hey, hey, hey!
You're married, remember?

807
00:28:18,795 --> 00:28:21,931
Not yet, Angela!
This is my bachelorette party!

808
00:28:21,965 --> 00:28:23,632
I am invoking Godel's
Closed Timelike

809
00:28:23,667 --> 00:28:26,635
Curve with
a Lorentzian manifold!

810
00:28:26,670 --> 00:28:30,506
Hey, Curves, what do you say
you and me go for a ride?

811
00:28:30,540 --> 00:28:31,774
On your motorcycle?

812
00:28:31,808 --> 00:28:34,109
No...
(both laugh)

813
00:28:34,144 --> 00:28:36,045
I volunteer to take her place.

814
00:28:36,079 --> 00:28:37,646
No, you don't.
She doesn't.

815
00:28:37,681 --> 00:28:40,916
This is a private party,
actually, so...

816
00:28:40,951 --> 00:28:42,851
(laughs)
CAM: Oh, God, here we go.

817
00:28:42,886 --> 00:28:44,119
Get lost, skank.

818
00:28:44,154 --> 00:28:45,621
Well, I am not a skank.

819
00:28:45,655 --> 00:28:47,189
What's a skank?
It sounds bad.

820
00:28:47,224 --> 00:28:49,692
Oh, it's not that bad.
I've been told I'm a skank.

821
00:28:49,726 --> 00:28:50,993
Hey, get lost.

822
00:28:51,027 --> 00:28:53,429
I've heard about bikers
and their hogs.

823
00:28:53,463 --> 00:28:55,564
This must be a hog.

824
00:28:55,599 --> 00:28:56,932
CAM:
Caroline! Gas on a fire.

825
00:28:56,967 --> 00:28:58,834
Your boyfriend is
far too unattractive

826
00:28:58,868 --> 00:29:00,869
for a women as exquisite
as myself.

827
00:29:00,904 --> 00:29:01,604
What?!

828
00:29:01,638 --> 00:29:03,739
But you on the other hand

829
00:29:03,773 --> 00:29:05,608
are a suitable match.

830
00:29:05,909 --> 00:29:07,710
ALL:
Oh!

831
00:29:07,744 --> 00:29:10,279
Go! Run!

832
00:29:11,615 --> 00:29:15,718
Wow. You know how bikers
always stick together?

833
00:29:15,752 --> 00:29:17,286
MONTENEGRO:
Yeah.

834
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,421
I think it applies
to the girlfriends, too.

835
00:29:19,456 --> 00:29:20,256
Catfight!

836
00:29:22,492 --> 00:29:24,059
(whimpers)

837
00:29:24,094 --> 00:29:26,128
Here we go!
Get over here!

838
00:29:27,264 --> 00:29:28,297
ALL:
Oh!

839
00:29:28,331 --> 00:29:29,798
Ooh, yeah!

840
00:29:31,468 --> 00:29:33,402
Oh!

841
00:29:33,436 --> 00:29:35,604
Take that!

842
00:29:41,878 --> 00:29:43,812
Oh! Take her off!

843
00:29:43,847 --> 00:29:45,080
(glass breaks)

844
00:29:45,115 --> 00:29:45,981
Get 'em!

845
00:29:46,016 --> 00:29:48,584
Punch her out!
(glass breaks)

846
00:29:52,633 --> 00:29:53,833
Yep.

847
00:29:53,867 --> 00:29:56,388
Although, I did not
start the fight,

848
00:29:56,638 --> 00:29:59,129
I felt obligated
to finish it.

849
00:29:59,130 --> 00:30:01,030
You would have been
(laughs) very proud of me.

850
00:30:01,065 --> 00:30:02,332
I would have.
Okay, come on.

851
00:30:02,366 --> 00:30:04,033
Let's just try to get
inside, all right?

852
00:30:04,068 --> 00:30:06,102
Oh! I got it.
God, did I do that?

853
00:30:06,137 --> 00:30:07,470
Okay, just sit down, have a seat.
Okay. (laughs)

854
00:30:07,471 --> 00:30:09,673
Okay, you know how many
favors I had to call in

855
00:30:09,707 --> 00:30:11,074
so you guys wouldn't
get arrested?

856
00:30:11,108 --> 00:30:12,542
Yes.

857
00:30:12,577 --> 00:30:13,743
Whoa!

858
00:30:13,778 --> 00:30:16,546
One, you called the sheriff,
and he let us go.

859
00:30:16,581 --> 00:30:17,881
This is really nice.

860
00:30:17,915 --> 00:30:19,316
It's nice, right? Yeah.
(laughs)

861
00:30:19,350 --> 00:30:21,685
But not before you tried
to steal his motorcycle.

862
00:30:21,719 --> 00:30:23,620
Come on up. There you go.

863
00:30:23,654 --> 00:30:25,822
I thought that was
Moose's motorcycle.

864
00:30:25,856 --> 00:30:27,123
She tried to punch Cam.

865
00:30:27,158 --> 00:30:29,192
Moose. Okay, now, why don't we
just get you upstairs?

866
00:30:29,227 --> 00:30:30,360
Come on. Come on.
No!

867
00:30:30,394 --> 00:30:32,362
No, it's too far.
This is good, this is great.

868
00:30:32,396 --> 00:30:33,830
All right, listen,
you know what?

869
00:30:33,864 --> 00:30:36,600
Just relax. I'm gonna go get you
a cold towel, all right?

870
00:30:36,634 --> 00:30:39,402
Oh, cushion's so soft.
I like this cushion.

871
00:30:39,437 --> 00:30:41,905
Hey, do you know
what it's called

872
00:30:41,939 --> 00:30:45,041
when you drink a shot
off of a stranger's body?

873
00:30:45,076 --> 00:30:46,376
Uh, I don't know. Body shots?

874
00:30:46,410 --> 00:30:48,545
How did you know that?
Oh! Lucky guess.

875
00:30:48,579 --> 00:30:51,681
Okay, here,
try this here. Ah... Oh.

876
00:30:51,716 --> 00:30:52,849
Oh, that feels, nice.

877
00:30:52,883 --> 00:30:54,323
Oh, it's nice, huh?
Did you have fun,

878
00:30:54,352 --> 00:30:55,885
or was it all about
the fighting?

879
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:57,387
We danced on a bar.

880
00:30:57,421 --> 00:30:59,289
Wow.
In a line.

881
00:30:59,323 --> 00:31:00,457
Does that sound like fun?

882
00:31:00,491 --> 00:31:01,992
Sounds like a blast.

883
00:31:02,026 --> 00:31:06,930
I told Angela that it was
your idea that I should go.

884
00:31:06,964 --> 00:31:10,533
She feels bad
that she hated you.

885
00:31:10,568 --> 00:31:14,738
And I told her that you're
the best person ever... - Oh!

886
00:31:14,772 --> 00:31:17,641
...even though that can't be
confirmed empirically.

887
00:31:17,675 --> 00:31:19,075
But I don't give a crap.

888
00:31:19,110 --> 00:31:21,845
And then I told her some
of the things that we did

889
00:31:21,879 --> 00:31:23,413
in the bathtub last week and...

890
00:31:23,447 --> 00:31:25,482
No, no, no, no. You didn't say
about the bath tub, did you?

891
00:31:25,516 --> 00:31:27,081
Do you want to do
some of that right now?

892
00:31:27,106 --> 00:31:27,784
If we did that,

893
00:31:27,785 --> 00:31:29,452
you would drown, okay? Now let's
just get some sleep, all right?

894
00:31:29,487 --> 00:31:30,920
But I'm not tired.

895
00:31:30,955 --> 00:31:31,988
Okay. Shh.

896
00:31:32,023 --> 00:31:33,290
I'm not tired.

897
00:31:33,324 --> 00:31:34,391
Okay.

898
00:31:34,425 --> 00:31:36,092
I love you, Booth.

899
00:31:36,127 --> 00:31:39,963
I love you, too, Bones.

900
00:31:41,332 --> 00:31:43,867
All right. (sighs)

901
00:31:52,143 --> 00:31:54,377
(groans)

902
00:31:54,412 --> 00:31:56,813
This stuff
tastes like hate.

903
00:31:56,847 --> 00:31:58,148
That'd be the
lycopenes,

904
00:31:58,182 --> 00:31:59,783
Good for flushing
out toxins,

905
00:31:59,817 --> 00:32:02,819
but they all get stuck
on the tongue.

906
00:32:02,853 --> 00:32:04,087
Done.

907
00:32:04,121 --> 00:32:05,488
Ugh! And blech!

908
00:32:05,523 --> 00:32:07,123
You know,
I hate to admit it,

909
00:32:07,158 --> 00:32:09,492
but this is actually starting
to make me feel better.

910
00:32:09,527 --> 00:32:11,795
Good. Then we can get started.

911
00:32:11,829 --> 00:32:13,463
Oh!
Uh!

912
00:32:13,497 --> 00:32:15,832
DAISY: Can't you turn
the brightness down?

913
00:32:15,866 --> 00:32:19,002
No. While you were all drunk,
Dr. Hodgins and I investigated

914
00:32:19,036 --> 00:32:20,970
the victim's slashed tires.

915
00:32:21,005 --> 00:32:23,573
I took a cast
of the puncture marks,

916
00:32:23,607 --> 00:32:25,175
and I scanned it
into the Angelatron.

917
00:32:25,209 --> 00:32:26,676
Mm. Okay.
Well, my hand-eye coordination

918
00:32:26,711 --> 00:32:30,413
is starting to come back,
so let me see what I can do.

919
00:32:32,717 --> 00:32:36,252
Okay, so, the blade appears
to be 3.81 centimeters

920
00:32:36,287 --> 00:32:39,956
in width with a serrated
edge on one side,

921
00:32:39,990 --> 00:32:41,758
and a straight edge
on the other.

922
00:32:41,792 --> 00:32:43,226
Hmm. Could be
a hunting knife.

923
00:32:43,260 --> 00:32:45,195
Yeah, but what's odd, is...

924
00:32:45,229 --> 00:32:46,696
..it's curved.
Ah...

925
00:32:46,731 --> 00:32:49,899
there's my beautiful
pugilist wife.

926
00:32:49,934 --> 00:32:51,167
How ya doin'?

927
00:32:51,202 --> 00:32:54,637
Ugh. Have you been eating
bacon grease?

928
00:32:54,672 --> 00:32:57,040
What? No. You-You're
just hungover.

929
00:32:57,074 --> 00:32:58,441
I ran an analysis

930
00:32:58,476 --> 00:33:00,510
of the particulates
in the tire slash.

931
00:33:00,544 --> 00:33:02,679
So, I found traces of
honeysuckle, golden bell

932
00:33:02,713 --> 00:33:04,080
and confederate rose.

933
00:33:04,115 --> 00:33:05,849
Flowers?

934
00:33:05,883 --> 00:33:08,785
Yeah, I-I know what it is.

935
00:33:08,819 --> 00:33:09,919
I use this tool

936
00:33:09,954 --> 00:33:11,287
when I plant.

937
00:33:11,322 --> 00:33:13,656
The tire was stabbed

938
00:33:13,691 --> 00:33:16,092
by a Japanese garden knife.

939
00:33:18,596 --> 00:33:20,096
Okay, so Bones was feeling

940
00:33:20,131 --> 00:33:21,598
a little worse
for wear this morning.

941
00:33:21,632 --> 00:33:24,367
So, I thought you might need
a couple of coffee, huh?

942
00:33:24,402 --> 00:33:25,769
Please, <i>cherie.</i>

943
00:33:25,803 --> 00:33:27,237
That was not my first rodeo.

944
00:33:27,271 --> 00:33:29,739
Maybe a taste.
Ah-ha, okay.

945
00:33:29,774 --> 00:33:31,641
So, it turns out that
our victim made two transfers

946
00:33:31,675 --> 00:33:33,243
the same bank account
last month.

947
00:33:33,277 --> 00:33:34,677
$5,000 each.

948
00:33:34,712 --> 00:33:36,813
That's a lot of money. Who to?

949
00:33:36,847 --> 00:33:38,181
A woman by the name
of Evelyn Cheevers, okay?

950
00:33:38,215 --> 00:33:39,182
She runs the Coalition

951
00:33:39,216 --> 00:33:40,316
for Chemical Free Farming.

952
00:33:40,351 --> 00:33:41,818
Her license plate
is close enough

953
00:33:41,852 --> 00:33:44,320
to the one Compton
reported following him.

954
00:33:44,355 --> 00:33:45,822
Why would a food scientist

955
00:33:45,856 --> 00:33:48,024
be giving his money to someone

956
00:33:48,058 --> 00:33:50,260
whose goal was
to put him out of business?

957
00:33:50,294 --> 00:33:52,162
Maybe she found out
that he was putting

958
00:33:52,196 --> 00:33:53,463
something even nastier
in the food

959
00:33:53,497 --> 00:33:54,831
and he, you know,

960
00:33:54,865 --> 00:33:56,733
paid her off to-to keep quiet.

961
00:33:56,767 --> 00:33:58,668
Says here she runs
an organic garden nursery.

962
00:33:58,702 --> 00:34:00,236
Yeah, check this out.

963
00:34:00,271 --> 00:34:01,805
They sell the same
Japanese gardening knives

964
00:34:01,839 --> 00:34:03,907
that was used to slash
the victim's tire.

965
00:34:03,941 --> 00:34:06,342
I like it when you
don't make me work.

966
00:34:06,377 --> 00:34:08,244
Especially today.

967
00:34:08,279 --> 00:34:09,746
(chuckles)

968
00:34:13,284 --> 00:34:15,752
WOMAN: <i>Yes.</i>

969
00:34:15,786 --> 00:34:16,953
I slashed Howard's tire.

970
00:34:16,987 --> 00:34:18,388
I'm not denying it, Agent Booth.

971
00:34:18,422 --> 00:34:19,823
'Cause he stopped
paying you off, right?

972
00:34:19,857 --> 00:34:21,291
So, what did you have on him?

973
00:34:21,325 --> 00:34:23,793
I'm-I'm not a blackmailer.
I am a crusader.

974
00:34:23,828 --> 00:34:25,728
Aw, okay, that's an
interesting choice of word.

975
00:34:25,763 --> 00:34:28,097
Crusaders killed
for their cause.

976
00:34:28,132 --> 00:34:30,099
I didn't kill anyone.

977
00:34:30,134 --> 00:34:31,167
You were carrying
a weapon, okay?

978
00:34:31,202 --> 00:34:32,268
You targeted Howard Compton.

979
00:34:32,303 --> 00:34:33,903
Yes, I was following him.

980
00:34:33,938 --> 00:34:37,340
And again, yes, I slashed
his tire as a statement.

981
00:34:37,374 --> 00:34:39,309
But he caught me,
and I know you're going

982
00:34:39,343 --> 00:34:40,577
to find this hard to believe,

983
00:34:40,611 --> 00:34:41,644
but instead of calling
the police,

984
00:34:41,679 --> 00:34:43,546
he asked if we could talk.

985
00:34:43,581 --> 00:34:44,547
You're right.

986
00:34:44,582 --> 00:34:46,583
I find it hard to believe.

987
00:34:46,617 --> 00:34:48,651
Well, Howard was having
second thoughts.

988
00:34:48,686 --> 00:34:49,953
And he was actually reading

989
00:34:49,987 --> 00:34:51,387
some of my writing
and he found

990
00:34:51,422 --> 00:34:52,989
that he agreed
with what I'd been saying.

991
00:34:53,023 --> 00:34:56,459
Large elements of the food
industry are poisoning us.

992
00:34:56,494 --> 00:34:57,994
What about the money?

993
00:34:58,028 --> 00:35:00,063
He was funding our website
and our PR campaign.

994
00:35:00,097 --> 00:35:01,397
Okay, look.

995
00:35:01,432 --> 00:35:03,066
If he thought
he was poisoning people,

996
00:35:03,100 --> 00:35:05,034
why didn't he just quit his job?
He was going to.

997
00:35:05,069 --> 00:35:07,136
But he said there was someone
that he had to expose.

998
00:35:07,171 --> 00:35:09,239
And he had to be
on the inside to do it.

999
00:35:09,273 --> 00:35:11,374
Okay, and who was this someone?

1000
00:35:11,408 --> 00:35:13,343
He didn't tell me.

1001
00:35:13,377 --> 00:35:15,845
He said it was safer
for both of us if I didn't know.

1002
00:35:17,281 --> 00:35:19,883
Look, I didn't kill Howard.

1003
00:35:19,917 --> 00:35:23,987
He and I were on the same team.

1004
00:35:26,123 --> 00:35:30,693
DAISY:
You should've seen this, Oliver.

1005
00:35:30,728 --> 00:35:33,363
But you were expending too much
effort trying to undermine me.

1006
00:35:33,397 --> 00:35:34,697
I assure you

1007
00:35:34,732 --> 00:35:36,232
that takes no effort whatsoever.

1008
00:35:36,267 --> 00:35:38,101
Why are you so horrible?

1009
00:35:38,135 --> 00:35:39,402
I'm not.

1010
00:35:39,436 --> 00:35:41,337
I'm that first sip
of a fine wine

1011
00:35:41,372 --> 00:35:43,373
that you have not yet
learned to appreciate.

1012
00:35:43,407 --> 00:35:45,375
You needed me, Ms. Wick?
Yes.

1013
00:35:45,409 --> 00:35:47,510
Oliver made an error
on the microsil cast

1014
00:35:47,545 --> 00:35:49,178
of the victim's clavicle.

1015
00:35:49,213 --> 00:35:52,081
I now regret
my bachelorette party.

1016
00:35:52,116 --> 00:35:54,217
This is the sharp force injury
to the victim's clavicle

1017
00:35:54,251 --> 00:35:57,820
at 400 times magnification.

1018
00:35:57,855 --> 00:35:59,088
See the half-moon
crescent notch?

1019
00:35:59,123 --> 00:36:00,523
It's like whatever

1020
00:36:00,558 --> 00:36:02,926
stabbed the victim
had a hole along the side.

1021
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:04,961
My first thought was a needle.

1022
00:36:04,995 --> 00:36:06,462
Like what anesthesiologists use

1023
00:36:06,497 --> 00:36:08,898
with a lateral irrigation hole.

1024
00:36:08,933 --> 00:36:11,234
The only problem is the gauge
on the injury is too big.

1025
00:36:11,268 --> 00:36:12,948
There aren't
any medical needles that size.

1026
00:36:12,970 --> 00:36:14,404
That's because it isn't
a medical needle.

1027
00:36:14,438 --> 00:36:18,074
It's an injector used
to marinate meat.

1028
00:36:18,108 --> 00:36:19,709
Oh, my God, that's it.

1029
00:36:19,743 --> 00:36:20,810
Of course it is.

1030
00:36:20,844 --> 00:36:21,844
Excellent work, Ms. Wick.

1031
00:36:21,845 --> 00:36:23,479
Uh, Dr. Brennan,

1032
00:36:23,514 --> 00:36:25,048
it's important to note
that had I not tempered

1033
00:36:25,082 --> 00:36:26,602
Ms. Wick's hangover,
she would've never

1034
00:36:26,617 --> 00:36:27,917
found this evidence.

1035
00:36:27,952 --> 00:36:29,686
So simple logic dictates

1036
00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:31,220
that the credit should be mine.

1037
00:36:31,255 --> 00:36:33,690
Shared at best, Dr. Wells.

1038
00:36:33,724 --> 00:36:36,693
At best.

1039
00:36:36,727 --> 00:36:39,128
A better man would say good job.

1040
00:36:39,163 --> 00:36:40,730
It was excellent actually.

1041
00:36:41,532 --> 00:36:42,765
And you're welcome.

1042
00:36:46,276 --> 00:36:48,819
You recognize this?
It's a marinade injector.

1043
00:36:48,820 --> 00:36:50,053
Mm-hmm, why do you recognize it?

1044
00:36:50,088 --> 00:36:51,054
I designed it.

1045
00:36:51,089 --> 00:36:52,255
With Howard.

1046
00:36:52,290 --> 00:36:54,324
Is this what killed him?

1047
00:36:54,359 --> 00:36:56,393
I guess the question is,
did you use this to kill Howard?

1048
00:36:56,427 --> 00:36:57,761
No.

1049
00:36:57,795 --> 00:36:58,996
You disliked him.

1050
00:36:59,030 --> 00:37:00,364
I dislike almost everyone.

1051
00:37:00,398 --> 00:37:02,399
I dislike you and I
don't even know you.

1052
00:37:02,433 --> 00:37:04,968
Howard was gonna
dump his company.

1053
00:37:05,003 --> 00:37:07,371
The same company you had
to work for for ten years

1054
00:37:07,405 --> 00:37:08,739
before you saw a profit.

1055
00:37:08,773 --> 00:37:10,340
It wouldn't be rational

1056
00:37:10,375 --> 00:37:11,575
for me to kill Howard.

1057
00:37:11,609 --> 00:37:12,609
It would remove the last hope

1058
00:37:12,643 --> 00:37:13,803
of keeping the company alive.

1059
00:37:13,811 --> 00:37:15,545
This wasn't a rational murder.

1060
00:37:15,580 --> 00:37:16,747
You know what my guess is?

1061
00:37:16,781 --> 00:37:18,415
My guess is that you begged him

1062
00:37:18,449 --> 00:37:19,783
to keep the company alive,
he refused,

1063
00:37:19,817 --> 00:37:22,119
and you killed him
out of rage.

1064
00:37:22,153 --> 00:37:24,221
It was impulsive, spontaneous.

1065
00:37:24,255 --> 00:37:26,890
I am neither of those things.
I don't suppose

1066
00:37:26,924 --> 00:37:28,458
you've ever met
anyone like that.

1067
00:37:28,493 --> 00:37:30,494
I know someone a lot like that.

1068
00:37:30,528 --> 00:37:32,295
Would she murder someone
without a very good reason?

1069
00:37:32,330 --> 00:37:34,731
No.

1070
00:37:34,766 --> 00:37:36,967
Then I guess
what you'd better do

1071
00:37:37,001 --> 00:37:39,569
is find a very good reason.

1072
00:37:43,908 --> 00:37:45,575
Sweetie, we've got
something to show you.

1073
00:37:45,610 --> 00:37:48,211
Just a little film that
Ms. Montenegro and I directed.

1074
00:37:48,246 --> 00:37:50,113
Together.
I helped. Quite a lot.

1075
00:37:50,148 --> 00:37:51,581
This is a recreation

1076
00:37:51,616 --> 00:37:52,783
of the victim's death.

1077
00:37:52,817 --> 00:37:54,017
See, once I saw
the meat injector

1078
00:37:54,052 --> 00:37:55,452
that was used
to kill the victim,

1079
00:37:55,486 --> 00:37:56,853
I got curious.

1080
00:37:56,888 --> 00:37:57,921
But I'm the one who pointed out

1081
00:37:57,955 --> 00:37:59,322
that most needles have a plunger

1082
00:37:59,357 --> 00:38:01,558
or backstop that limits
the amount of fluid

1083
00:38:01,592 --> 00:38:03,727
taken in or expressed.
The point is

1084
00:38:03,761 --> 00:38:06,329
the needle on the marinade
injector was open-ended.

1085
00:38:06,364 --> 00:38:07,497
Based on the angle

1086
00:38:07,532 --> 00:38:09,166
that the victim was stabbed...

1087
00:38:10,968 --> 00:38:12,269
(groans)

1088
00:38:12,303 --> 00:38:13,670
It's still awful
every time I see it.

1089
00:38:13,704 --> 00:38:15,005
Of course!

1090
00:38:15,039 --> 00:38:17,074
Because the sub-clavian artery

1091
00:38:17,108 --> 00:38:18,775
comes directly
from the aorta,

1092
00:38:18,810 --> 00:38:21,278
the blood pressure
would have been intense.

1093
00:38:21,312 --> 00:38:23,380
And our murderer would've
been drenched in blood.

1094
00:38:23,414 --> 00:38:24,581
This is excellent work.

1095
00:38:24,615 --> 00:38:26,516
BOTH: Thank you.
It makes up

1096
00:38:26,551 --> 00:38:28,618
for whichever one of
you mistook this bone

1097
00:38:28,653 --> 00:38:30,687
for a human medial cuneiform.

1098
00:38:30,721 --> 00:38:32,322
Well, what is it?

1099
00:38:32,356 --> 00:38:33,623
It must be bovine.

1100
00:38:33,658 --> 00:38:34,624
That is incorrect.

1101
00:38:34,659 --> 00:38:36,426
It's equine.

1102
00:38:36,461 --> 00:38:38,462
As a senior intern
here, Ms. Wick.

1103
00:38:38,496 --> 00:38:40,530
That makes this your mistake.

1104
00:38:40,565 --> 00:38:41,765
Equine.

1105
00:38:41,799 --> 00:38:43,800
That means it's from a horse?

1106
00:38:43,835 --> 00:38:46,837
It wasn't Daisy.
I, uh, misidentified the bone.

1107
00:38:46,871 --> 00:38:48,638
Are you covering for her?

1108
00:38:48,673 --> 00:38:50,307
No. It's just, um,

1109
00:38:50,341 --> 00:38:52,876
now that I look again
it's obviously

1110
00:38:52,910 --> 00:38:54,778
the transected navicular
bone of a horse.

1111
00:38:54,812 --> 00:38:56,913
Silly me.

1112
00:38:56,948 --> 00:38:58,348
Please don't allow this
to happen in the future.

1113
00:38:58,382 --> 00:38:59,749
It was my fault.

1114
00:38:59,784 --> 00:39:01,184
He's taking blame
for something I did.

1115
00:39:01,219 --> 00:39:02,652
I think we already established

1116
00:39:02,687 --> 00:39:04,921
that's not in my nature.

1117
00:39:04,956 --> 00:39:05,989
Can we move on, please?

1118
00:39:06,023 --> 00:39:07,157
Yes.
Does this mean

1119
00:39:07,191 --> 00:39:09,659
the stew was made out of horse?

1120
00:39:09,694 --> 00:39:11,228
Horse and human.

1121
00:39:11,262 --> 00:39:12,996
Don't be nice to me,
it's weird.

1122
00:39:13,030 --> 00:39:15,165
You deal with it.
This could have gotten him killed.

1123
00:39:15,199 --> 00:39:16,666
He knew someone was putting
horse meat in the stew

1124
00:39:16,701 --> 00:39:19,169
and was threatening
to expose the company.

1125
00:39:19,203 --> 00:39:22,806
I'll let Booth and Sweets
take care of the motive.

1126
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:25,342
All we do is provide them
with the science.

1127
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:30,413
She's not fun at all, is she?

1128
00:39:30,448 --> 00:39:31,414
You've never seen Dr. Brennan

1129
00:39:31,449 --> 00:39:32,749
dressed as a cowgirl

1130
00:39:32,783 --> 00:39:34,084
drinking flaming sambucas

1131
00:39:34,118 --> 00:39:35,652
fighting biker chicks.

1132
00:39:35,686 --> 00:39:37,554
Okay, I want details, please.

1133
00:39:37,588 --> 00:39:39,489
Come on, I was nice to you.

1134
00:39:39,524 --> 00:39:41,324
Horse meat?
Which you fed to school children.

1135
00:39:41,359 --> 00:39:43,994
What you did was
incredibly dangerous.

1136
00:39:44,028 --> 00:39:45,896
This horse meat wasn't
properly inspected.

1137
00:39:45,930 --> 00:39:47,264
It could've been laced

1138
00:39:47,298 --> 00:39:49,466
with phenylbutazone,
which is toxic

1139
00:39:49,500 --> 00:39:51,034
to bone marrow
and on rare occasions

1140
00:39:51,068 --> 00:39:52,536
can cause aplastic anemia

1141
00:39:52,570 --> 00:39:53,737
if consumed.

1142
00:39:53,771 --> 00:39:55,405
Okay, so our quality control
was off.

1143
00:39:55,439 --> 00:39:57,574
Nobody needs to die for that.

1144
00:39:57,608 --> 00:39:58,642
Well, the FBI forensic
accountants

1145
00:39:58,676 --> 00:40:00,110
are going through your records.

1146
00:40:00,144 --> 00:40:01,444
But for now, look
what we got here.

1147
00:40:01,479 --> 00:40:03,880
You authorized the
purchase of beef

1148
00:40:03,915 --> 00:40:05,882
from this slaughterhouse
in Mexico.

1149
00:40:05,917 --> 00:40:08,051
Beef.

1150
00:40:08,085 --> 00:40:11,821
This slaughterhouse doesn't produce beef.
It only sells horse meat.

1151
00:40:11,856 --> 00:40:12,923
That's definitely something
you would've known.

1152
00:40:12,957 --> 00:40:14,558
Agent Booth here thinks

1153
00:40:14,592 --> 00:40:16,092
that Howard Compton
found this out,

1154
00:40:16,127 --> 00:40:17,994
and was going to tell
the authorities.

1155
00:40:18,029 --> 00:40:19,896
So, you killed him and you
tossed him in the horse meat.

1156
00:40:19,931 --> 00:40:23,233
I'm not going to confess
to killing Howard Compton.

1157
00:40:23,267 --> 00:40:24,868
You have no proof.

1158
00:40:24,902 --> 00:40:26,903
Oh, we don't want you
to confess, do we? - No.

1159
00:40:26,938 --> 00:40:28,104
That would be too difficult.
Waste of time.

1160
00:40:28,139 --> 00:40:29,072
It is a waste of time.

1161
00:40:29,106 --> 00:40:30,240
So you know what we did?

1162
00:40:30,274 --> 00:40:31,274
We just got a search warrant

1163
00:40:31,309 --> 00:40:32,509
so we can look in your hair.

1164
00:40:32,543 --> 00:40:34,277
Check my hair?
Mm-hmm.

1165
00:40:34,312 --> 00:40:36,046
For what?

1166
00:40:37,582 --> 00:40:38,648
Positive.

1167
00:40:38,683 --> 00:40:39,883
You washed your hair

1168
00:40:39,917 --> 00:40:41,618
a dozen times,
but it wasn't enough.

1169
00:40:41,652 --> 00:40:43,553
All right, you under arrest,
let's go.

1170
00:40:43,588 --> 00:40:44,888
Why are you handcuffing me?

1171
00:40:44,922 --> 00:40:46,723
Why? Because you murdered
Howard Compton.

1172
00:40:46,757 --> 00:40:48,658
That's why. Come on.

1173
00:41:05,142 --> 00:41:06,109
I was just leaving.

1174
00:41:06,143 --> 00:41:08,778
I know what you did.

1175
00:41:08,813 --> 00:41:11,748
You told Brennan
to let me take her

1176
00:41:11,782 --> 00:41:12,949
to that bachelorette party.

1177
00:41:12,984 --> 00:41:14,117
You knew we were drifting apart,

1178
00:41:14,151 --> 00:41:16,653
and you fixed it.
You know, Ange.

1179
00:41:16,687 --> 00:41:19,656
I just want Bones to have what's
coming to her, that's all.

1180
00:41:19,690 --> 00:41:21,458
Yeah, I get it.

1181
00:41:21,492 --> 00:41:22,993
You wanted her to have

1182
00:41:23,027 --> 00:41:24,628
her best friend back.

1183
00:41:26,230 --> 00:41:29,466
So, what about us?

1184
00:41:29,500 --> 00:41:31,601
Think we can be friends again?

1185
00:41:34,205 --> 00:41:36,139
I said some things, I know.

1186
00:41:36,173 --> 00:41:38,341
And I'm apologizing.

1187
00:41:38,376 --> 00:41:39,743
Look, Angela.

1188
00:41:39,777 --> 00:41:42,212
You know,
you-you put Bones first.

1189
00:41:42,246 --> 00:41:45,115
Okay, I forgot about that
for a while.

1190
00:41:46,117 --> 00:41:47,684
You think we could hug it out?

1191
00:41:47,718 --> 00:41:48,718
Not necessary, really.

1192
00:41:48,753 --> 00:41:49,853
Okay.

1193
00:41:49,887 --> 00:41:50,954
We're okay.

1194
00:41:50,988 --> 00:41:52,989
We're okay now, all right?

1195
00:41:53,024 --> 00:41:54,991
Everything's fine.

1196
00:41:55,026 --> 00:41:57,327
Aw, man, I miss this.
(chuckles)

1197
00:41:57,361 --> 00:41:58,795
I mean, Brennan is really lucky
she's my friend

1198
00:41:58,829 --> 00:42:00,397
or I would totally
make a move on you.

1199
00:42:00,431 --> 00:42:03,033
Great, I really don't know
how to respond to that

1200
00:42:03,067 --> 00:42:05,669
where I come out looking
like a good guy.

1201
00:42:05,703 --> 00:42:08,338
You are a good guy.

1202
00:42:08,372 --> 00:42:10,573
Thanks.

1203
00:42:12,209 --> 00:42:14,678
You gave me my
best friend back.

1204
00:42:14,712 --> 00:42:16,579
Everybody needs
a best friend.

1205
00:42:16,614 --> 00:42:18,381
Well, who's your best friend?

1206
00:42:18,416 --> 00:42:19,916
Uh, do you want me
to say you?

1207
00:42:19,950 --> 00:42:21,084
No!

1208
00:42:21,118 --> 00:42:22,686
Wow, why'd you say it
like that?

1209
00:42:22,720 --> 00:42:25,322
Because the word "friend"
refers to a non-sexual,

1210
00:42:25,356 --> 00:42:28,558
platonic relationship and
I do not want that with you.

1211
00:42:28,592 --> 00:42:29,859
Me, either.

1212
00:42:29,894 --> 00:42:31,194
You are not my best friend.

1213
00:42:31,228 --> 00:42:32,329
Angela is my best friend.

1214
00:42:32,363 --> 00:42:33,797
You are a whole
other dimension.

1215
00:42:33,831 --> 00:42:35,565
A non-platonic dimension.

1216
00:42:35,599 --> 00:42:36,700
Yes.

1217
00:42:36,734 --> 00:42:37,801
If I ever became
your best friend,

1218
00:42:37,835 --> 00:42:39,035
I would take that as a sign

1219
00:42:39,070 --> 00:42:40,570
that we need to go
out into the world

1220
00:42:40,604 --> 00:42:42,405
and find other...
I got it, I got it, I got it.

1221
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:43,840
I get it, I get it, okay?

1222
00:42:43,874 --> 00:42:46,109
I'm never ever gonna
be your best friend.

1223
00:42:46,143 --> 00:42:47,277
I hope not.
Okay, I won't.

1224
00:42:47,311 --> 00:42:48,611
Well, you never said

1225
00:42:48,646 --> 00:42:49,612
who your best friend is.

1226
00:42:49,647 --> 00:42:50,647
I know.

1227
00:42:50,681 --> 00:42:51,948
But not me.

1228
00:42:51,982 --> 00:42:54,718
No, not you.

1229
00:42:54,752 --> 00:42:57,053
You're a very romantic man.
Aw.

1230
00:42:57,088 --> 00:42:58,388
No, I'm not your friend.

1231
00:42:58,422 --> 00:42:59,556
I'm like your...
Not my friend.

1232
00:42:59,590 --> 00:43:01,391
sexual puppy dog.
(laughs)

1233
00:43:01,425 --> 00:43:02,959
More like a lion!

1234
00:43:02,993 --> 00:43:07,993
== sync, corrected by <font color=#00FF00>elderman</font> ==
<font color=#00FFFF>@elder_man</font>

1235
00:43:39,332 --> 00:43:41,766
What's that mean?

1236
00:43:46,303 --> 00:43:47,670
Dinner!

1237
00:43:47,705 --> 00:43:50,940
Ooh, I love
International Taco Night.

1238
00:43:50,975 --> 00:43:52,275
VIRGINIA
We have...

1239
00:43:52,309 --> 00:43:54,310
French fries, Greek yogurt,

1240
00:43:54,345 --> 00:43:56,646
Canadian bacon,
Chinese noodles,

1241
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:58,047
Italian sausage,
American cheese,

1242
00:43:58,082 --> 00:44:01,184
and from the country
of Chile, chili.

1243
00:44:01,218 --> 00:44:02,519
Kind of just seems like
we're eating all the food

1244
00:44:02,553 --> 00:44:03,686
in the fridge
that was about to go bad.

1245
00:44:03,721 --> 00:44:05,288
Yes, but in a taco shell.

1246
00:44:05,322 --> 00:44:07,724
This is like the buffet
at the United Nations

1247
00:44:07,758 --> 00:44:09,225
without all the grab-ass.

1248
00:44:09,260 --> 00:44:11,127
Hope, look,
these noodles

1249
00:44:11,162 --> 00:44:12,729
were made all
the way in China

1250
00:44:12,763 --> 00:44:14,531
by little girls
the same age as you.

1251
00:44:14,565 --> 00:44:15,665
You know, in China

1252
00:44:15,699 --> 00:44:16,966
they actually eat
a completely different

1253
00:44:17,001 --> 00:44:18,234
kind of noodle
than we have here.

1254
00:44:18,269 --> 00:44:19,502
I don't want to sound racist,

1255
00:44:19,537 --> 00:44:21,471
but I kind of think
all Chinese noodles look alike.

1256
00:44:21,505 --> 00:44:22,739
Yeah. I'm just saying.

1257
00:44:22,773 --> 00:44:24,474
My family used to travel a lot
when I was a kid.

1258
00:44:24,508 --> 00:44:25,668
China, Argentina,
Australia...

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