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previously on "californication"...
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most recently, I gave man-birthto a
weighty tome called "god hates us all,"
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which was turned into a movie called
"a crazy little thingcalled love.
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" You startedwhen you cheated on me.
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Cheating isn't just
aboutfucking someone.
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Are you trying to make methrow up now?
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Happy endings may get a
bad rap,but they do happen.
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It is possible maybe one day
youand mom could get back together?
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Anything's possible.
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Get on with your life and forget about
the womanyou didn't want to marry.
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Californication
Season1 Episode08
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Moody.
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Hi, sis.What's up?
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The white zone is for the immediate
loading and unloading of passengers only.
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Pop.
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Hey, kiddo.
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On time, as always.
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Sorry, I had a late shoot last night.
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How was the flight?
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Bumpy as fuck, but the cocktails helped.
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So did business class,
thank you very much.
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- A guy could get used to that kind of thing.
- you***
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Not only is it a better meal,
it's a better class of stewardess.
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You should have seen the one I had.
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Sweet jesus, guide me.
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I think they call them
"flight attendants" now.
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She had tits out to here, legs for
days, an ass like a 10-year-old boy.
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Goddamn.
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That's pretty.
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What kind of floweris that?
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That's a, uh,purple
-- purple flower.
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Nobody likes a smartass.
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I don't havea fucking clue,
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which never seemsto stop you from
asking meevery other goddamn time.
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Watch your mouth.
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It's kind of crazyfor me lately.
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I don't really have timeto
stop and smell the flowers
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and then look uptheir
proper names online.
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You find any timeto get married?
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No.Still living in sin.
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Your poor mother.
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She's dead, pop.
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I know.She's probably doing
somersaultsin her grave right now.
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shit.
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What do you think?
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It's pretty fancy, kid.
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Sure you can afford it?
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Don't sweat it.I'll be fine.
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If you say so.
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Okay, so who do I have to fuckto
get a cocktail around here?
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So, what are your thoughtson rehab?
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Rehab is for quitters.
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Come on.Come on!
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I don't know your name.
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You haven't asked.
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Well, let's not standon ceremony.
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- Trixie.
- Trixie?
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That is a terrific name...
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if you're a hooker.
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What makes you thinkI'm not a hooker?
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Well, for one,you're far too beautiful.
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And secondly, even if youwere
a street-walkin' cheetah,
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I would get youto give it to me gratis.
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Oh, you think so, huh?
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I have never paid for sexin my life.
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I doubt that.
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Oh, speakof the she-devil.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Karen, trixie.Trixie, karen.
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nice***
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We're trying to determine if
she is a professionalsex worker.
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How nice for you both.
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I need youto come with me.
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And I need to usethe restroom.
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You do that.Chicks with
small bladdersare hot.
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- Thanks.
- To be continued.
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So,your sister called.
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Well, I figured she would.
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Hank, I'm so sorry.
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Well, I don't knowwhat to do with
that exactly, but thank you, I guess.
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Do you want to getout of here?
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Yeah.Where?
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Home.
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Oh, home.That sounds nice.
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But where is that exactly
--home?Your home?My home?Our home?
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Hank,I got you a ticket.
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I hope that's fully
refundablebecause I ain't going.
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You're not goingto your dad's funeral?
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He was a fucking asshole.
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Come on, hank,you don't mean that.
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Don't tell me what I mean.
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Don't try to mother me.
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Half the time you actlike you
don't give a shit.Now you care?
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I've always cared.
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It's easy to say.
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Hi.
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Sir
trix-a-lot.
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- Want to getout of here?
- Sure.
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Meter's running.
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The meter's running.
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What shouldwe name him?
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I know --let's
call him "love.
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" A crazy little thingcalled love.
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And...cut!
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That was fucking cash!
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Carr, what the fuck?
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"What the fuck" what?
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I think my rectumjust prolapsed.
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What's withthe fucking dialogue?
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They rewrote it
themselvesin the trailer.
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He thought we could endon the kiss.
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What do you think?
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I think the man is money and we should
listento whatever the fuck he says.
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If he wants to tuck his
magicalmovie-star cock
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between his legs and
do the pee-pee dance,
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I'm putting that on film, too.
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And I would wait on lineto see it.
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Meanwhile, you're turningmy
movie into a piece of shit.
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Your book, my movie.
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Don't be a backseat director,moody.
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All due respect, sir,but
your boy is exhausting.
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Tell me about it.Drove
us all batshit growing up.
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That was fantastic,guys.
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I hate that runty littlemotherfucker.
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I don't know, seemed likea
nice enough guy to me.
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Very charismatic.
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I liked himin that vietnam
movie.He played a good cripple.
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Pop, when there'sno more room in hell
and the devil himselfwalks the earth,
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don't you thinkhe'll be playing cripples
and charming his wayinto the pants of many?
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I'm proud of you, kid.
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- Why?
- Why?
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This is the american dreamright here.
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Your name is going to be upon the
silver screen.You'll be immortal.
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I've writtena couple books, too.They'll
be aroundlong after I'm gone.
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That's not the same.
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You haven't read them.
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Your mother filled me
in.It's too many words for me.
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You know who's a good
writer?James patterson.
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I read one of his bookson the plane.
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Hank moody.
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- Amber, hi.How are you?
- Good.
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This is amber.She's in the film.
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Amber,this is my old man, al.
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So nice to meet you.
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The moodiestof the moodys.
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I see the apple doesn't
fallfar from the tree.
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Come see me?
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I've got some thoughts.
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Okay, couple minutes?
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Cool.
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Oh, I've gotsome
thoughts, too --
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some thoughtsthat are making it
just a little bit crowdedin my pants.
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What's the story,morning glory?
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Whoa.Settle down.
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I'm a happily non-married man.
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I always wanted to do that.
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Fuck, that's good.Funny.
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Good for you.
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Who says americaisn't
the land of opportunity?
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Yep,another $10 dream come true.
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It's gonna cost youa
little more than that.
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Stop that!
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Maybe I should do oneoff your rib cage.
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As you wish.
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So, what are yourunning from?
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Oh, please.No one holes upin a hotel
room with a hookerand a pile of blow
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without being on the runfrom something.
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Stop jokingabout the hooker stuff.
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You're making me paranoid.
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Maybe it's the blow.
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I'm not joking.
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- Yes, you are.
- No.
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Oh, come on.Really?Let
me get this straight --
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your name is trixie and
you are in facta whore?
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My name is beatrice.
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My parents thought it would
becute to call me "trixie."
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They still thinkit's cute?
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They're dead.
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Well, here's a thought.
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Why don'T...
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I do you this time,and
then we call it even?
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Well, you can dowhatever you want,
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but you're still gonna geta
bill for services rendered.
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What about the blow?I paid
for the blowand you partook.
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Doesn't that get mea discount?
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Sorry, sweetie.
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What about the sex itself?
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Was that -- I mean,
how --how -- mm-hmm?
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Well, I would be lyingif I didn't say that
there were moments thatI thought to myself,
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"whore, this isn't sucha
bad way to earn a living.
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" Okay,why don't we just call it
"casual sexbetween consenting adults"?
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Why don't you just pay
me,and I'll be on my way?
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Because then I'd miss you.
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You can't snort a line
of cokeoff a woman's ass
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and not wonderabout
her hopes and dreams.
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It's not gentlemanly.
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If you want to keep meon the clock, I'll
tell you whatI wanted to be when I grew up.
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Okay.
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You take diner's club?
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I'm not
kidding.I don't --
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I don't have any cash.
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You don't have any cash?
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I got the one.
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How's the world'ssexiest
architect doing?
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- Grandpa!
- sorry
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Your mother happens to
bea world-class beauty.
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Too good for this mutt fatherof yours.
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I'm remodeling a placein venice.
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The client wants itall green.
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Painted green?
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Who is he --the
jolly green giant?
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You have no ideahow close
you are to the truth.
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You should meet this guy.He's
a total dial tone.Just A...
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He's paying me very well.
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He's got great taste,and he's not
an earth-hater.What's not to like?
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Maybe the fact that he seems
tohave a huge crush on you.
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Oh, please.***
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Becca agrees with me.
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He does get a little
goofyaround you, mom.
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***
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See?He gets goofyaround you.
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What about all those
actresseson your set***?
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Oh, come on.
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Yeah, I think I metone of those today.
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You better be careful,karen.This
onewas sex on a stick.
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No, no, I didn't thinkshe
was that attractive.
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I thought she was moreof
an eyesore, really.
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Are you kidding --the way she hugged
you?It almost triggeredmy angina.
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Well-played, pop.
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Come again soon...please.
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What's an angina?
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Do I have one of those?
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No, sweetie.
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Do you want to come to the
zoowith us tomorrow, grandpa?
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Would that I could,my love, but I have to
go downto san diego to see an old friend.
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Do you want to comewith us, dad?
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I'm sorry, baby.I've
got to work.I can'T.
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That's why you're here?
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Come on, don't besuch a
whiny little bitch, hank.
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Once again, my apologies.
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He is sometimes --a
whiny little bitch.
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- Hey!
- Rebecca, that's not funny.
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That's really not funny.
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That little fuzz comingfrom
your bottom lip --
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are you gonna bea trumpet
player or something?
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Yeah, I'm gonna bea trumpet player.
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Breathe.Count to ten.
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It just pisses me off.
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Becca actually wants
tospend time with the guy,
252
00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:18,890
and he's got to go run
offand visit some old cooze
253
00:12:18,900 --> 00:12:21,790
he was banging on the
side30 years ago.What?
254
00:12:23,100 --> 00:12:24,590
Why do you even careanymore?
255
00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:29,290
Because that's exactlythe type of shit that
put my motherinto an early grave, that's why.
256
00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:30,790
Hank, he's old man.
257
00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:32,090
Give the guy a break.
258
00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:34,590
Whatever wrongs he's
committed,just put them to one side.
259
00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:36,290
You're not gonnachange it now.
260
00:12:36,300 --> 00:12:38,790
Anyway, the guy probably
hasthree erections left.
261
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,190
You should let himenjoy them.
262
00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:42,990
That fucker is the
horniest manI have ever met.
263
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,690
He'll be pitching a tenton his deathbed.
264
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:50,690
I don't know why you're sopissed at him
for not spending timewith his family.
265
00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:51,490
You never do.
266
00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:54,490
Do not -- do notturn
this around on me.
267
00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:56,790
Hank, I know you're busy.
268
00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:57,790
It comes with the territory.
269
00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:01,190
But I have not hada conversation
with you for like three months.
270
00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:02,990
You just don't give a shitanymore.
271
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:07,890
Your head so farup your own
ass, and you don't even know it.
272
00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:11,790
- Really?
- Yeah, really.
273
00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:17,890
I think you're right.
274
00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:18,890
You're only saying that'cause
you feel sorry for me.
275
00:13:18,900 --> 00:13:21,690
no***
276
00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:26,890
Okay, here's the plan.
277
00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:31,590
As soon as I finishthe movie, we pack
up the carand go back to new york city.
278
00:13:31,900 --> 00:13:34,990
Hank, how can you beso self-absorbed?
279
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:35,890
What?
280
00:13:35,900 --> 00:13:37,790
We came here for you, right?
281
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,290
I had nothing here.
282
00:13:39,300 --> 00:13:42,690
And now that I've startedto make things
work for me and I'm earning a living,
283
00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:44,790
it just means nothing to you.
284
00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:47,290
You're redesigning housesfor assholes.
285
00:13:47,300 --> 00:13:49,890
How is that any different from
redesigning scriptsfor assholes?
286
00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:54,790
It's not.That's my point.We got to get out
of here beforethe city destroys us both.
287
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,890
You know,it's really not the city.
288
00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:03,390
Come on, tiny dancer.Is
that the best you got?
289
00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:05,890
Oh, not the face.He's too cute.
290
00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:10,590
Thank --
ohh.Fuck!
291
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,890
Your pimp hand is strong.
292
00:14:13,900 --> 00:14:16,290
Well-played, son.
293
00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:18,790
That's not funny.
294
00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:20,890
You okay?
295
00:14:20,900 --> 00:14:23,090
All right, what arewe
talking about here?
296
00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:25,290
You make me an offer, I
willcounter the shit out of it.
297
00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:28,890
We will handle this like the
proud, beautifulblack men we are.
298
00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:32,990
I need somethingfor the valet.
299
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:36,490
Both our pimps are here.Mine
gets 10%.What does yours get?
300
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:38,090
10% of what exactly?
301
00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:39,590
See you later, sweetie.
302
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,690
Bye.
303
00:14:43,900 --> 00:14:45,790
A veterinarian.
304
00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:46,690
Huh?What?
305
00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:49,990
I always wanted to bea
veterinarian when I grew up.
306
00:14:50,900 --> 00:14:52,690
You know,it's never too late.
307
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:54,790
Good night.
308
00:14:58,100 --> 00:14:59,890
Okay, big boy.
309
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,190
Here we go.
310
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,290
You just cry it out.It hurts.
311
00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:05,790
I know it hurts.
312
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:08,690
No, you're fucking hurting me.
313
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:10,590
- I'm sorry.
- You're hurting my ears.
314
00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:14,690
Why are you crying?
315
00:15:14,700 --> 00:15:15,790
I'm sorry about your old man.
316
00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:16,990
He was a good guy.
317
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:17,790
He was not.
318
00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:20,390
He used to sayyou looked
like a walking penis.
319
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,690
Well, that's not very nice.
320
00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:24,590
It's not.
321
00:15:25,700 --> 00:15:28,390
All right, come on.We
got to get you on a plane.
322
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:29,190
Fuck that.
323
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,490
No, fuck you.
324
00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:32,390
You're goingon a plane to jfk tonight.
325
00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:33,990
You're gonna bewith your sisters.
326
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,290
You deal with this
shit.You don't run from it.
327
00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:38,290
Don't tell me what to feel.
328
00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:41,190
All my fucking life, people have
been telling meI do things wrong.
329
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:42,890
I'm alwaysthe fucking asshole.
330
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:46,790
And I look around and I seeeverybody else
is infinitely more fucked upthan I am.
331
00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:49,090
I don't know those people.
332
00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:51,390
It could be the blow.
333
00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:55,090
yum
334
00:16:01,100 --> 00:16:06,090
Married or not, that's a hell
of a familyyou got there, kiddo.
335
00:16:06,100 --> 00:16:07,590
I like to think so.
336
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,490
Can I give youa bit of advice?
337
00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:11,190
Do I have a choice?
338
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:14,890
I know things are
crazyfor you right now --
339
00:16:14,900 --> 00:16:16,890
I've been there,in my own way.
340
00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:20,490
Just don't go so far that
youcannot find your way back.
341
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:21,690
That's all I'm saying.
342
00:16:21,700 --> 00:16:24,590
Keep 'em close.Family comes first.
343
00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:27,490
That borders on hysterical,coming
from you and all.
344
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:28,590
What, I was so bad?
345
00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:30,790
Your mother and I were
togethertill the bitter end.
346
00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:32,190
Bitter, it was.
347
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:35,590
I can't believeyou're gonna sit there and
pretend to be all nobleabout this shit.
348
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:38,790
If you've got somethingon
your mind, out with it.
349
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:41,490
You were alwaysfucking someone else.
350
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,490
Your mother and ihad a lot of problems.
351
00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:48,590
We were married young, and we
were not compatiblein that way.
352
00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:50,090
You know what I mean?
353
00:16:50,100 --> 00:16:52,790
I think I do,and I'd like somebody to
354
00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:55,790
fuckin' smack meover the head
with a shovel right now --anyone.
355
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:59,390
I'm not proudof some of the things I
do, but if I had to do itall over again,
356
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:01,390
I'm not sure I would
go at itany differently.
357
00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:02,790
Why do you say that?
358
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:05,190
Because there's not a womanthat
I've crossed paths with
359
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:07,590
that I haven'tfallen in love with,
360
00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:10,190
whether it wasfor 10
minutes or 10 years.
361
00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:12,890
What would have been better
--a lifetime of denying that?
362
00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:15,890
Your mother was into all
thatcatholic guilt shit, not me.
363
00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:18,590
Life's too shortto
dance with fat chicks.
364
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:20,390
Let me get
this straight --
365
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:24,190
the lesson here iskeep the family
together and fuck around on the side
366
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:26,690
if your wife doesn't
want toblow you anymore.
367
00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:27,490
You watch it.
368
00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:30,090
I'm not so old that I won't
kickthe shit out of you.
369
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:31,890
I rememberthat shit, too.
370
00:17:31,900 --> 00:17:33,190
So now I beat you?
371
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:34,990
You know what the problemwith
your generation is?
372
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,790
You think raising a handto a
kid is the same as child abuse.
373
00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:42,190
I don't have itright in front of me, but
I think that'sthe textbook definition.
374
00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:43,590
Always the smartass.
375
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:47,290
Hey, it's your life -- yours
to screw upif you want to.
376
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:52,790
I was here a year ago.
377
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,890
You were much happierthen...
378
00:17:54,900 --> 00:17:58,090
and even happierthe year before that.
379
00:17:58,900 --> 00:18:02,990
You're not goingin the right direction.
380
00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:34,990
I swearto fucking god, karen, I
am not sleepingwith anyone else.
381
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,590
Well, you're certainlynot
sleeping with me.
382
00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:39,390
How is that my fault?
383
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:43,390
Every time I geteven remotely close
to you, you run halfwayacross the room.
384
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:44,190
No, I don'T.
385
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,490
Anyway,that didn't used to stop you.
386
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:47,790
You know whatthe weirdest thing is?
387
00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:49,490
I actually wishyou were having an affair
388
00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:52,290
because then I would
stoplooking for clues everywhere.
389
00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:54,190
I would never do thatto you.
390
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:56,590
You say that.
391
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:59,290
That's just 'cause that'syour
fucking romantic ideal,
392
00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:01,090
but the truth is,you think about it.
393
00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:03,090
Yes, I think about it.Who doesn't?
394
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:04,990
I never did.
395
00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:07,590
Never did?
396
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:10,090
Past tense --that's
a little unsettling.
397
00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:14,990
Hank, you should tryand live with someone
how fucking lucky you areto be with them!
398
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,990
God damn it,that is not how I feel.
399
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,790
That is how you act.
400
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:21,390
Well, fuck, karen.It's life, then.
401
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:22,990
I guess it's hard sometimes.
402
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,290
You're gonnahave to deal with it.
403
00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:26,290
I am tryingto deal with it!
404
00:19:26,300 --> 00:19:28,690
That's why I'm havingthis
conversation with you.
405
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:30,990
Hank, we needto go see someone.
406
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,590
I am not goingto a fucking
shrink!I'm a writer!
407
00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:35,590
I don't give that shit away.
408
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:36,690
We're better than that.
409
00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:37,690
We're better than that?
410
00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:41,590
Because it feels to me likewe're
fucking dying here, hank.
411
00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:42,890
We are not talking.
412
00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:44,290
We are not fucking.
413
00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:46,190
Nothing is happening.
414
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:47,890
And?
415
00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:52,090
And I find myself wantingto
talk to other people.
416
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:55,090
Like bill?
417
00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:56,590
You fucking talkingto bill?
418
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,890
The jolly green giant?
419
00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:01,190
I'm kidding, karen.
420
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,790
I don't even want to godown that road.
421
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:06,190
Have you fucked him?
422
00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:09,890
It's so fucking typical.
423
00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:11,690
You go straightto the fucking.
424
00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:14,490
You don't even careif I'm talking
to him, if I'm telling him things --
425
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:16,990
just answerthe fucking question!
426
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,990
You didn't answer me.
427
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,090
Yes, I did.
428
00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:25,290
You know me.
429
00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:28,290
The talking and the
fuckinggo hand in hand, hank.
430
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:35,990
I got to get the fuckout of here.
431
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,890
No, no.You know what?
432
00:20:37,900 --> 00:20:39,990
- Allow me to do
-- - come here.
433
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,090
No.
434
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:49,490
Hank, this isn'tgonna
work.It's not gonna --
435
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:51,690
- stop!
- Let me go!
436
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,490
Is it safe?
437
00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:05,090
I don't know, honey.You
might want to graba helmet.
438
00:21:05,100 --> 00:21:07,290
There could be some
shrapnelflying around.
439
00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:09,590
Are you guysgoing to get a divorce?
440
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:12,990
I think that's the good
thingabout never being married --
441
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,690
it's impossibleto get a divorce.
442
00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:16,790
You know what I mean.
443
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:21,490
I-I-I know what you mean,and
I'm doing the best I can.
444
00:21:42,900 --> 00:21:44,690
hank honey
445
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,890
ac ****
446
00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:34,090
- Hank.
- Yeah.
447
00:22:56,100 --> 00:22:58,490
"To my son, the writer.
448
00:22:58,900 --> 00:23:02,990
"Something I never
saidtoo much -- I love you.
449
00:23:03,700 --> 00:23:06,190
"My fathernever said it much, either.
450
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:09,190
And I thought I'd be
different,but I guess I'm not.
451
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:11,390
"I tried, but somewherealong the line,
452
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:14,790
"you slip backinto what you
know, "and I'm sorry about that.
453
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:18,590
"And I'm sorry we haven't talkedin
a while because I miss you.
454
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:21,490
"You're a good kidand a funny kid.
455
00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:24,190
"And you're my only son.
456
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:27,390
"I said I never read
your books,but I lied.
457
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:28,890
"I read 'em all.
458
00:23:28,900 --> 00:23:32,190
"I just didn't know howto
talk about them with you.
459
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,690
"I didn't like the fathersin them.
460
00:23:34,700 --> 00:23:36,790
"I know you writerstake liberties, "
461
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:40,690
but I was afraid that maybeyou
didn't take any at all.
462
00:23:40,700 --> 00:23:45,390
"But that's the thing -- "boys become
men, and menbecome husbands and fathers.
463
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:48,490
"And we do the best we can.
464
00:23:48,700 --> 00:23:51,590
"You're doing the best you can.
465
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:52,890
"You've done good.
466
00:23:52,900 --> 00:23:58,490
"Your books will be in librarieslong after
we're both gone, "and this is important.
467
00:23:58,500 --> 00:24:01,790
"More importantis how
you treat your family.
468
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,990
"I wasn't a perfect husband,but
I loved your mother, "
469
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:08,090
and I'm gladwe spent our lives together.
470
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,890
"And I'm here if you need me.
471
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,190
"That's all I wanted to say.
472
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:16,590
Love, your old man.
473
00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:19,490
Oh, "P.S.
474
00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:23,290
-
- I saw a previewof your movie the other night.
475
00:24:23,300 --> 00:24:25,890
"It looks like a piece of shit.
476
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,190
"Maybe you were right.
477
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:12,190
The white zoneis for the immediate
loading and unloadingof passengers only.
478
00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:19,090
So, we'll beright behind you.
479
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:22,990
The moment beccagets out of
school, we'll get a flight.
480
00:26:38,900 --> 00:26:40,490
I love you.
481
00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:42,590
Hank...
482
00:26:43,300 --> 00:26:46,590
I...I didn't say itto hear it back.
483
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:56,890
Thanks for helping me...
484
00:26:58,300 --> 00:27:00,490
get my headout of my ass.
485
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:03,990
It's what I do.
486
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:25,190
Hey, karen, do you
knowwhat this is called?
487
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:28,790
Yeah,it's a jacaranda tree.
488
00:27:30,300 --> 00:27:32,090
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Californication
Season1 Episode08