1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 [ orts ] oh! My mama! 2 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 that thirsty little nose of yours is costing us some money. 3 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 I'm sorry, daddy. You're going to your mother's. 4 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 Going to my mother's makes me want to do drugs! 5 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 Hank: what the fuck is this? 6 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 Just giving you a little something to put in your book. 7 00:00:00,624 --> 00:00:06,862 Woman: ¶ your face is that place ¶ 8 00:00:06,896 --> 00:00:09,164 ¶ your face is that place ¶ 9 00:00:09,199 --> 00:00:10,332 i'll make you a deal. 10 00:00:10,367 --> 00:00:12,935 You guys stop playing, and I'll accept jesus... 11 00:00:12,969 --> 00:00:15,137 As my personal savior. 12 00:00:15,205 --> 00:00:16,905 Who the fuck are you? 13 00:00:16,973 --> 00:00:20,309 My bad. You guys keep livin' the dream. 14 00:00:20,377 --> 00:00:27,149 ¶ there's a place for us where love has no shame ¶ 15 00:00:27,183 --> 00:00:30,185 ¶ it's not about the years ¶ 16 00:00:30,220 --> 00:00:32,321 ¶ it's about the tears ¶ 17 00:00:32,355 --> 00:00:36,792 ¶ and when I look for grace ¶ 18 00:00:36,826 --> 00:00:43,399 ¶ your face is that place ¶ 19 00:00:43,433 --> 00:00:49,171 ¶ your face is that place ¶ 20 00:00:49,205 --> 00:00:53,042 ¶ your face is that place ¶ 21 00:00:53,109 --> 00:00:54,543 wow. 22 00:00:54,577 --> 00:00:57,313 wow. For once, I believe you actually wrote something. 23 00:00:57,347 --> 00:00:59,949 And I also believe that you should honestly consider 24 00:00:59,983 --> 00:01:01,984 never writing anything ever again. 25 00:01:02,018 --> 00:01:04,853 Thanks, but I'm not interested in the opinion of someone 26 00:01:04,888 --> 00:01:07,723 whose cultural significance went out with hammer pants. 27 00:01:07,791 --> 00:01:10,559 Don't knock hammer pants. They let a man move. 28 00:01:10,593 --> 00:01:12,127 ow! 29 00:01:12,162 --> 00:01:14,563 What did you think, baby? 30 00:01:14,597 --> 00:01:15,597 I love it. 31 00:01:15,632 --> 00:01:19,001 It's as though, uh, janis and alanis had a baby. 32 00:01:19,035 --> 00:01:21,136 Yeah, and they put it a dumpster 33 00:01:21,204 --> 00:01:24,406 to howl away its pathetic little existence. 34 00:01:24,441 --> 00:01:25,474 wow! 35 00:01:25,508 --> 00:01:27,810 I'm gonna be thinking about that all day. 36 00:01:27,844 --> 00:01:30,446 And you can think about this. 37 00:01:31,481 --> 00:01:34,383 [ coughs, clears throat ] 38 00:01:36,953 --> 00:01:39,989 and you, hankie, can think about this! 39 00:01:40,023 --> 00:01:41,056 oh! yeah. 40 00:01:41,091 --> 00:01:42,057 ow! 41 00:01:42,092 --> 00:01:43,859 [ laughs ] 42 00:01:43,893 --> 00:01:46,428 hey, ashby. I just have one thing to say. 43 00:01:46,463 --> 00:01:48,464 ¶ your face is that place ¶ 44 00:01:48,498 --> 00:01:49,832 ¶ yeah, yeah ¶ 45 00:01:49,866 --> 00:01:51,900 look, I don't want to break the girl's heart, 46 00:01:51,935 --> 00:01:53,702 but I can't take any more power ballads. 47 00:01:53,737 --> 00:01:54,970 Suggestions? Please. 48 00:01:55,005 --> 00:01:58,107 Extricate yourself immediately, if not sooner. 49 00:01:58,174 --> 00:02:01,210 But, jesus, she fucks like she knows things, you know? 50 00:02:01,244 --> 00:02:03,512 Like she's been places, seen some shit. 51 00:02:03,546 --> 00:02:04,513 Hey, wait, wait, wait! 52 00:02:04,547 --> 00:02:06,448 How did the interview with my old lady go? 53 00:02:06,516 --> 00:02:07,683 It went. 54 00:02:07,717 --> 00:02:09,985 Yeah? What did, uh... What did she say about me? 55 00:02:10,053 --> 00:02:11,654 She misses me, right? 56 00:02:11,688 --> 00:02:12,988 I-I mean, at least in the sack. 57 00:02:13,056 --> 00:02:14,823 Well, I'll know more when I see her again. 58 00:02:14,858 --> 00:02:15,924 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 59 00:02:15,959 --> 00:02:17,926 Moody, I thought this thing was, uh, over. 60 00:02:17,961 --> 00:02:19,128 Mnh-mnh. 61 00:02:19,195 --> 00:02:21,397 I'm going over there right now after I douche my ears. 62 00:02:21,431 --> 00:02:23,299 Well, go then. Enjoy. 63 00:02:23,366 --> 00:02:27,503 You touch her, I will cut your cheeks with a straight razor. 64 00:02:27,570 --> 00:02:28,737 [ laughs ] 65 00:02:28,772 --> 00:02:30,339 [ laughs ] 66 00:02:30,373 --> 00:02:31,407 pht! Pht! 67 00:02:34,708 --> 00:02:38,408 Californication S02E08 - Going Down and Out in Beverly Hills 68 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:43,409 Trasncript : YYETS Sync : GeR 69 00:02:43,410 --> 00:02:49,410 Thanks to Flolo. 70 00:03:20,857 --> 00:03:23,759 Janie: [ chuckles ] that is bullshit. 71 00:03:23,793 --> 00:03:25,194 He's just being dramatic. 72 00:03:25,261 --> 00:03:28,097 I don't mean as much to him as he'd have you believe. 73 00:03:28,131 --> 00:03:29,231 I don't know, lady. 74 00:03:29,265 --> 00:03:31,600 To hear him tell it, you're the one that got away. 75 00:03:31,635 --> 00:03:33,602 Ran away screaming is more like it. 76 00:03:33,670 --> 00:03:35,571 What was he like back then? 77 00:03:35,605 --> 00:03:40,276 Mm, I guess probably the same as he is now -- 78 00:03:40,310 --> 00:03:41,543 A lost boy. 79 00:03:41,578 --> 00:03:45,180 Sweet, well-intentioned, loves the women... 80 00:03:45,215 --> 00:03:46,448 hmm. A little too much. 81 00:03:46,483 --> 00:03:49,652 What makes him so good, then? What do you think? 82 00:03:49,686 --> 00:03:51,053 You know what? He listens. 83 00:03:51,121 --> 00:03:53,422 He hears things in a song that no one else can. 84 00:03:53,456 --> 00:03:54,923 So, what was the last straw? 85 00:03:54,958 --> 00:03:56,859 None of your business. 86 00:03:56,893 --> 00:04:00,529 Janie jones, I do believe the man is still in love with you. 87 00:04:00,597 --> 00:04:02,264 His sun rises and sets with you. 88 00:04:02,332 --> 00:04:04,767 I think that he would toss everything he's got 89 00:04:04,801 --> 00:04:06,635 just to get another shot with you. 90 00:04:06,703 --> 00:04:07,736 That's what i believe. 91 00:04:10,273 --> 00:04:11,573 You know what? 92 00:04:11,608 --> 00:04:13,976 We were in the middle of living our happily-ever-after 93 00:04:14,010 --> 00:04:15,878 when I walked in on him one day writing a song 94 00:04:15,912 --> 00:04:18,614 with a sheryl crow wannabe. 95 00:04:18,682 --> 00:04:21,116 And I don't know. I just freaked out. 96 00:04:21,151 --> 00:04:23,752 I mean, it was more intimate than fucking. 97 00:04:23,787 --> 00:04:25,254 And I know he always said 98 00:04:25,288 --> 00:04:28,424 that he had to fall in love with everyone he worked with. 99 00:04:28,458 --> 00:04:30,159 He had to open himself up to the music. 100 00:04:30,193 --> 00:04:33,629 But I guess I just... 101 00:04:33,663 --> 00:04:36,265 Got sick of sharing him. 102 00:04:36,299 --> 00:04:37,600 So I bailed. 103 00:04:37,634 --> 00:04:39,168 Does that make me superficial? 104 00:04:41,071 --> 00:04:43,105 No. Just human. 105 00:04:43,139 --> 00:04:44,373 Well, look at this. 106 00:04:44,407 --> 00:04:47,643 It looks like you got the happily-ever-after after all. 107 00:04:47,677 --> 00:04:49,612 Damn straight. 108 00:04:49,679 --> 00:04:50,980 Don't you want to talk to him? 109 00:04:51,047 --> 00:04:53,148 Just out of curiosity. Don't you Miss him a little bit? 110 00:04:53,216 --> 00:04:54,850 Oh, yeah. Sure. I Miss him. 111 00:04:54,884 --> 00:04:56,752 Like you'd miss a bad case of the crabs 112 00:04:56,786 --> 00:04:58,153 if you got them from robert plant 113 00:04:58,188 --> 00:04:59,722 or jesus or someone. 114 00:04:59,756 --> 00:05:00,923 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 115 00:05:00,991 --> 00:05:02,758 This is a little-known fact about jesus -- 116 00:05:02,792 --> 00:05:04,059 He was well known for his v.d. 117 00:05:04,127 --> 00:05:06,795 He made the ladies itch all the way from galilee to nazareth. 118 00:05:06,830 --> 00:05:08,864 [ chuckles ] you're just like him. 119 00:05:08,932 --> 00:05:09,832 Jesus? 120 00:05:09,899 --> 00:05:11,267 You know, I get that a lot. 121 00:05:11,301 --> 00:05:12,501 You do? Huh. Yeah. 122 00:05:12,569 --> 00:05:14,169 Let's see if you can walk on water. hmm? 123 00:05:14,237 --> 00:05:15,804 Oh! Hey! Save my words! 124 00:05:15,872 --> 00:05:18,507 [ laughs ] 125 00:05:19,976 --> 00:05:21,443 oh, what are you, a child? 126 00:05:21,478 --> 00:05:22,878 What are you, a grown-up? 127 00:05:22,912 --> 00:05:26,081 You ruined a perfectly good glass of scotch. 128 00:05:26,116 --> 00:05:27,383 Get back in here. The water's warm. 129 00:05:27,417 --> 00:05:29,752 And I believe we should do a little synchronized swimming. 130 00:05:29,786 --> 00:05:31,720 No, I think that's enough for one day. 131 00:05:31,755 --> 00:05:34,957 I have revealed way more than I thought I should. 132 00:05:35,025 --> 00:05:37,092 hmm. How'd you'd do that? 133 00:05:37,127 --> 00:05:39,295 It's what I do. It's a gift. 134 00:05:39,329 --> 00:05:40,596 Mr. Jones: janie! 135 00:05:40,630 --> 00:05:42,765 What is that -- The balls and chain? 136 00:05:42,799 --> 00:05:45,000 Yeah. This does not look good. Come here. 137 00:05:45,068 --> 00:05:46,468 Janie, where the fuck are you?! 138 00:05:46,503 --> 00:05:47,469 Come on. Come on. 139 00:05:47,504 --> 00:05:49,905 Hold on. Hold on. 140 00:05:49,973 --> 00:05:51,607 Just, uh... 141 00:05:51,641 --> 00:05:53,542 Just wait in here for a few minutes. 142 00:05:53,576 --> 00:05:54,576 I'll be back. 143 00:05:56,179 --> 00:05:59,381 I want you to take her directly to the airport, okay? 144 00:05:59,449 --> 00:06:00,983 Whatever's on the meter when you get there, 145 00:06:01,017 --> 00:06:02,418 I will triple it 146 00:06:02,452 --> 00:06:04,586 if you see to it she makes it to the security line. 147 00:06:04,621 --> 00:06:05,854 [ chuckles ] 148 00:06:05,889 --> 00:06:09,091 don't worry, daddy. I'll be a good girl. 149 00:06:09,125 --> 00:06:12,995 It's really hard for me to trust you right now, baby. 150 00:06:13,029 --> 00:06:14,363 I know. 151 00:06:14,397 --> 00:06:16,031 My dirty little whore of a nose 152 00:06:16,066 --> 00:06:18,634 is sorry that she let you down. 153 00:06:18,668 --> 00:06:19,768 But she loves you so much 154 00:06:19,803 --> 00:06:22,037 she's willing to go chill out at her mother's. 155 00:06:22,072 --> 00:06:23,005 wow. 156 00:06:23,039 --> 00:06:24,840 I've never seen you go voluntarily 157 00:06:24,874 --> 00:06:26,175 to your mother's before. 158 00:06:26,209 --> 00:06:28,077 I want to fix this, charlie. 159 00:06:28,111 --> 00:06:31,080 And if it means shacking up with that troll, 160 00:06:31,114 --> 00:06:33,882 that's what I'm gonna do. 161 00:06:35,752 --> 00:06:37,319 Let's go. 162 00:06:37,354 --> 00:06:38,420 why? 163 00:06:38,455 --> 00:06:39,455 Come on. Come on. 164 00:06:39,489 --> 00:06:41,190 What are you doing? I should drive you. 165 00:06:41,224 --> 00:06:43,058 No. You have your meeting. 166 00:06:43,093 --> 00:06:44,460 Well, we'll reschedule. 167 00:06:44,494 --> 00:06:46,495 Baby, I'm a big girl. 168 00:06:46,563 --> 00:06:51,233 You need to stay here and take care of you and daisy. 169 00:06:52,702 --> 00:06:56,372 I promise we won't have any fun while you're gone. 170 00:06:56,406 --> 00:06:59,508 We'll be wishing we were at a retirement community in tucson. 171 00:06:59,542 --> 00:07:02,845 Oh, yeah. Nothing like pinochle and menopause jokes. 172 00:07:02,879 --> 00:07:04,713 A blur of canes and walkers. 173 00:07:04,748 --> 00:07:05,848 But look for me. 174 00:07:05,882 --> 00:07:07,850 I'll be the one soliciting all the grayhairs -- 175 00:07:07,917 --> 00:07:10,152 "i'll suck your dick, old man." 176 00:07:10,220 --> 00:07:12,354 Bye, baby. 177 00:07:17,594 --> 00:07:20,396 Put down those shuffleboard sticks. 178 00:07:20,463 --> 00:07:23,299 Marcy's coming to suck your dicks! 179 00:07:35,612 --> 00:07:37,246 [ telephone rings ] 180 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:38,914 [ beep ] hello? 181 00:07:38,949 --> 00:07:40,749 Hank: it's your knight in shining armor. 182 00:07:40,784 --> 00:07:41,650 hmm. 183 00:07:41,685 --> 00:07:43,385 Your lord? Your pasha? 184 00:07:43,420 --> 00:07:45,654 What's mandarin for "dream lover"? 185 00:07:45,689 --> 00:07:46,922 Mang-mang kin ren? 186 00:07:46,990 --> 00:07:48,223 probably the opposite 187 00:07:48,258 --> 00:07:50,626 of whatever the word for "mouth rapist" is. 188 00:07:50,660 --> 00:07:51,527 oh. 189 00:07:51,561 --> 00:07:53,329 Well, i'm not gonna be there 190 00:07:53,363 --> 00:07:56,332 to pick up becca from school today, okay? 191 00:07:56,366 --> 00:07:57,299 I'll explain later. 192 00:07:57,334 --> 00:07:58,767 Oh, I can't wait to hear it. 193 00:07:58,802 --> 00:08:00,502 No, it's actually a very good one. 194 00:08:00,537 --> 00:08:03,038 But right now, I've got to see a man about a horse, so... 195 00:08:03,073 --> 00:08:04,940 [ beep ] 196 00:08:12,582 --> 00:08:14,850 [ zipper opens ] 197 00:08:14,918 --> 00:08:16,585 [ urinating ] 198 00:08:20,724 --> 00:08:23,459 [ sighs ] 199 00:08:25,729 --> 00:08:27,630 uh... 200 00:08:27,664 --> 00:08:29,498 [ gasps ] 201 00:08:29,532 --> 00:08:30,766 no baÑos. 202 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:33,836 So I used the "sinkos." 203 00:08:33,903 --> 00:08:36,105 [ zipper closes ] 204 00:08:36,139 --> 00:08:38,307 [ bell rings ] 205 00:08:44,347 --> 00:08:46,815 hey, you. 206 00:08:46,883 --> 00:08:49,184 No father-type figure. 207 00:08:49,252 --> 00:08:50,419 no. 208 00:08:50,487 --> 00:08:52,921 But knowing your father, he'll probably be here 209 00:08:52,956 --> 00:08:55,057 on saturday or sunday to pick you up. 210 00:08:55,125 --> 00:08:57,526 I don't want to hear anything bad about him. 211 00:08:57,560 --> 00:08:58,661 Okay. 212 00:09:00,130 --> 00:09:01,730 Hey! It's mia. 213 00:09:01,765 --> 00:09:03,499 Don't bother. 214 00:09:03,533 --> 00:09:06,001 She's not driving. She's got other plans. 215 00:09:06,036 --> 00:09:09,672 Oh, really? What? Like "older boyfriend" plans? 216 00:09:09,706 --> 00:09:11,307 Something like that. 217 00:09:17,147 --> 00:09:18,781 Hank: mmm. 218 00:09:21,217 --> 00:09:24,753 I don't do this nearly as much as you think. 219 00:09:24,788 --> 00:09:26,989 Makes me paranoid. 220 00:09:27,023 --> 00:09:28,958 Paranocio. 221 00:09:28,992 --> 00:09:30,826 Yo. 222 00:09:30,860 --> 00:09:32,995 Plus, the old lady, back when I had one, 223 00:09:33,029 --> 00:09:35,331 she didn't approve of me ingesting the substances. 224 00:09:35,365 --> 00:09:37,266 Not that she was above it herself. 225 00:09:37,300 --> 00:09:40,302 Where do you stand on the issue? 226 00:09:40,370 --> 00:09:43,539 Well, that wasn't exactly a response, but I'll take it. 227 00:09:43,573 --> 00:09:48,611 Hey, uh, how does, uh, mrs. Jones seem to you? 228 00:09:48,645 --> 00:09:52,047 Uh, is she a good jefa? 229 00:09:52,115 --> 00:09:54,183 is she contento? 230 00:09:54,250 --> 00:09:56,919 what's going on here? A language barrier? 231 00:09:56,953 --> 00:10:01,957 Mi vieja es... Stick up asso. 232 00:10:01,992 --> 00:10:04,426 Uh, hypocrita. 233 00:10:04,461 --> 00:10:07,029 El doble standardo. 234 00:10:07,097 --> 00:10:11,367 Ella fumar sino si yo fumar, 235 00:10:11,401 --> 00:10:14,970 ella cortar los cajones grandes. 236 00:10:15,005 --> 00:10:16,338 [ laughs ] yes! 237 00:10:16,373 --> 00:10:19,074 you're beautiful when you smile. I wish you did speak english. 238 00:10:19,109 --> 00:10:20,542 I have a lot to discuss 239 00:10:20,577 --> 00:10:22,978 on the subject of accidental cunnilingus. 240 00:10:23,013 --> 00:10:25,114 Why the fuck wouldn't i speak english? 241 00:10:25,148 --> 00:10:26,382 oh, hello! 242 00:10:26,416 --> 00:10:27,883 Give a brother a heads-up 243 00:10:27,917 --> 00:10:30,886 before he divulges his entire history with women. 244 00:10:30,954 --> 00:10:34,056 I was enjoying your spanglish way too much to stop you. 245 00:10:34,090 --> 00:10:35,357 My spanglish is muy bueno. Uh-huh. 246 00:10:35,392 --> 00:10:36,492 Mr. Jones: rosario! 247 00:10:36,559 --> 00:10:37,493 [ gasps ] oh, fuck! Fuck! 248 00:10:37,527 --> 00:10:39,361 What? Get out of here. Get out of here. 249 00:10:39,396 --> 00:10:40,262 Go! Go! Go! 250 00:10:40,297 --> 00:10:42,064 Rosario. Oh, shit. 251 00:10:42,098 --> 00:10:44,366 [ singsong voice ] ro-sari...o. 252 00:10:44,401 --> 00:10:46,302 Mr. Jones. 253 00:10:46,336 --> 00:10:48,337 [ sniffs ] hmm. Well... 254 00:10:48,371 --> 00:10:51,774 I was thinking that now might be the perfect time 255 00:10:51,808 --> 00:10:54,410 for one of our performance reviews. 256 00:10:54,444 --> 00:10:57,646 Oh, um...maybe later, when I finish my work? 257 00:10:57,681 --> 00:10:59,815 This is part of your work. 258 00:11:10,927 --> 00:11:13,128 Dios mio. 259 00:11:18,602 --> 00:11:20,536 I'm fairly new to porn myself. 260 00:11:20,570 --> 00:11:21,770 Still, let me just say, 261 00:11:21,805 --> 00:11:25,074 it's nice to be in an office occupied by a real executive. 262 00:11:25,141 --> 00:11:27,643 On a couch that's actually used for sitting. 263 00:11:27,677 --> 00:11:30,012 [ laughs ] love it! 264 00:11:30,046 --> 00:11:32,081 Daisy, you are so funny. 265 00:11:32,148 --> 00:11:33,816 Oh, do the end of "vaginatown." 266 00:11:33,850 --> 00:11:38,120 Oh. "she's my sister, my daughter, my sister... 267 00:11:38,154 --> 00:11:40,756 Oh, I'll never figure it out without a cock in me!" 268 00:11:40,824 --> 00:11:42,625 [ laughs ] 269 00:11:42,659 --> 00:11:46,395 I didn't realize that also played comedically. 270 00:11:46,463 --> 00:11:49,231 We think that daisy has what it takes 271 00:11:49,265 --> 00:11:51,700 to be an intense girl. 272 00:11:51,735 --> 00:11:53,636 That is great. Just great. 273 00:11:53,670 --> 00:11:56,171 But we're fielding offers from a few studios, 274 00:11:56,206 --> 00:11:58,607 so can you tell us what sets intense apart? 275 00:11:58,642 --> 00:11:59,942 Well, daisy will have access 276 00:11:59,976 --> 00:12:02,211 to our marketing and distribution teams. 277 00:12:02,279 --> 00:12:03,812 And with that kind of exposure, 278 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:06,715 daisy can name her price at strip clubs, 279 00:12:06,750 --> 00:12:08,050 fan events, tours. 280 00:12:08,084 --> 00:12:09,885 Not to mention merchandising. 281 00:12:09,919 --> 00:12:14,723 Her face will be on the package of thousands of rubber vaginas. 282 00:12:14,758 --> 00:12:16,325 [ whistles ] great! 283 00:12:16,359 --> 00:12:19,161 Of course, all intense girls are all at least double d's. 284 00:12:19,195 --> 00:12:21,697 You don't have a problem getting implants, do you? 285 00:12:21,765 --> 00:12:23,899 Wait a minute. 286 00:12:23,934 --> 00:12:26,902 I'm no expert, but I consider myself quite a masturbator. 287 00:12:26,937 --> 00:12:28,637 I've certainly rubbed them out 288 00:12:28,672 --> 00:12:31,006 to girls a lot smaller-chested than daisy here. 289 00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:34,510 Well, that porn does exist. But it's a niche. 290 00:12:34,544 --> 00:12:36,478 Like shrimping or granny-fucking. 291 00:12:36,546 --> 00:12:38,247 Who says shrimping is niche? 292 00:12:38,315 --> 00:12:41,717 Look, daisy. We love what we see. 293 00:12:41,751 --> 00:12:43,953 We just want to see a little more of it, right? 294 00:12:43,987 --> 00:12:46,455 Um. I... 295 00:12:46,489 --> 00:12:48,691 Fine. Fine, but you got to know 296 00:12:48,758 --> 00:12:51,627 that if my client is even gonna consider this request, 297 00:12:51,695 --> 00:12:52,861 you'd be buying them. 298 00:12:52,896 --> 00:12:55,731 We're not paying for fun bags. 299 00:12:55,765 --> 00:12:58,534 You know, I'm all for a little affair of the heart, 300 00:12:58,568 --> 00:13:00,069 but that dude? 301 00:13:00,103 --> 00:13:03,339 I think you can do a lot better. 302 00:13:03,373 --> 00:13:04,974 It wasn't always that bad. 303 00:13:05,008 --> 00:13:06,375 I fell for him at first. 304 00:13:06,409 --> 00:13:08,444 He was gonna leave his wife for me. 305 00:13:08,478 --> 00:13:09,745 yes. Yeah. 306 00:13:09,779 --> 00:13:12,781 And he was gonna pay so my whole family could go to college 307 00:13:12,816 --> 00:13:14,483 or some shit like that. 308 00:13:14,517 --> 00:13:15,818 oh. 309 00:13:15,852 --> 00:13:18,787 "Rosario, te amo, muchacha. 310 00:13:18,822 --> 00:13:21,690 Linda, hermosa, bella tú." 311 00:13:21,725 --> 00:13:23,292 no me gusta. 312 00:13:27,263 --> 00:13:28,430 Give me your jeans. 313 00:13:28,498 --> 00:13:31,100 Oh, no, I don't want you to do a whole load of dark. 314 00:13:31,134 --> 00:13:32,868 I thin-- I'm good. They're drying. 315 00:13:32,936 --> 00:13:36,238 No, papi. Don't worry. 316 00:13:36,273 --> 00:13:38,674 I just want to see you out of them. 317 00:13:48,485 --> 00:13:51,420 This is wrong on so many different levels. 318 00:13:51,488 --> 00:13:52,521 Mnh-mnh. Mnh-mnh. 319 00:13:52,555 --> 00:13:56,325 When we're done, can you at least let me mop up? 320 00:13:56,359 --> 00:13:58,661 Oh, my god. 321 00:14:01,331 --> 00:14:02,631 [ cellphone buzzes ] 322 00:14:02,666 --> 00:14:04,199 mm. mm. Mm! 323 00:14:04,234 --> 00:14:05,634 It's my phone. 324 00:14:05,669 --> 00:14:07,002 Yeah. 325 00:14:07,037 --> 00:14:08,337 Yeah. 326 00:14:14,210 --> 00:14:15,311 Hello? 327 00:14:15,345 --> 00:14:17,546 Mia is dating lew ashby! 328 00:14:17,580 --> 00:14:20,716 [ gasps ] I am as surprised as you are. 329 00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:21,684 What the fuck? 330 00:14:21,718 --> 00:14:23,953 We are meant to be taking care of her, 331 00:14:23,987 --> 00:14:25,654 not -- not letting her skip school 332 00:14:25,689 --> 00:14:28,324 so that she can sit in the laps of old men. 333 00:14:28,358 --> 00:14:30,459 Hey, you're the one that condoned it. 334 00:14:30,493 --> 00:14:31,727 Are you out of your fucking mind? 335 00:14:31,761 --> 00:14:32,995 Who was the one that said 336 00:14:33,029 --> 00:14:36,298 dating an older man was a "valid life experience"? Quote. 337 00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:38,367 Fuck! 338 00:14:39,469 --> 00:14:42,438 No, not -- you know, i-I didn't mean it like that. 339 00:14:42,472 --> 00:14:45,908 I believe someone is owed an apology, and his name is hank. 340 00:14:45,942 --> 00:14:49,345 No. No, because you brought this man into our lives, okay? 341 00:14:49,379 --> 00:14:50,446 So you can fix it. 342 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:51,380 I tried to stop it. 343 00:14:51,414 --> 00:14:53,248 Look, anyway, I have it on good authority 344 00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:55,317 that that relationship is not long for this world, 345 00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:57,453 so relax. 346 00:14:57,487 --> 00:14:59,855 Wait a minute. Hank. 347 00:14:59,889 --> 00:15:01,924 "hank"? Why are you saying "hank" like that? 348 00:15:01,958 --> 00:15:05,160 Like what? Like, since when did you care how I say "hank"? 349 00:15:05,195 --> 00:15:06,261 Why are you so up my ass 350 00:15:06,296 --> 00:15:07,997 about the way I think you say "hank"? 351 00:15:08,031 --> 00:15:09,965 You're fucking paranoi-- Are you stoned? 352 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,433 Uh... Rosario: la vieja? 353 00:15:11,468 --> 00:15:12,534 shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! 354 00:15:12,569 --> 00:15:14,303 Fuck you. [ beep ] 355 00:15:18,275 --> 00:15:19,308 la vieja. 356 00:15:19,342 --> 00:15:21,510 mm. mm. 357 00:15:21,544 --> 00:15:23,078 hmm. 358 00:15:23,113 --> 00:15:24,613 [ sighs ] 359 00:15:24,648 --> 00:15:26,782 I think we should reconsider. 360 00:15:26,816 --> 00:15:28,050 It's a career move. 361 00:15:28,084 --> 00:15:30,019 It's wrong is what it is. 362 00:15:30,053 --> 00:15:32,087 We were fools to agree to surgery. 363 00:15:32,122 --> 00:15:34,556 Thousands of rubber vaginas, charlie. 364 00:15:34,591 --> 00:15:36,859 Yeah, to get your face on those vaginas, 365 00:15:36,893 --> 00:15:39,028 you have to undo your very daisy-ness. 366 00:15:39,062 --> 00:15:42,264 Everything in my career has been leading up to this. 367 00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:44,333 I want to be a star, charlie. 368 00:15:44,367 --> 00:15:45,701 Mnh-mnh. 369 00:15:45,735 --> 00:15:48,604 The real stars do not get their boobs done. 370 00:15:48,638 --> 00:15:51,206 The julias, the meryls, the nicoles. 371 00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:53,709 Nicole clitman? She has e's. 372 00:15:53,743 --> 00:15:55,044 [ sighs ] 373 00:15:55,078 --> 00:15:57,479 she needs them to distract people from the rest of her. 374 00:15:57,514 --> 00:16:00,049 You don't. Come on. Daisy. 375 00:16:00,083 --> 00:16:03,218 You know, don't hide behind silicone. 376 00:16:03,253 --> 00:16:05,187 Be brave enough to be yourself. 377 00:16:05,221 --> 00:16:07,289 You're a real star. 378 00:16:20,136 --> 00:16:22,771 Hey. Lew. 379 00:16:24,107 --> 00:16:26,375 Hey. Lew! 380 00:16:26,409 --> 00:16:27,843 You're an asshole! 381 00:16:27,877 --> 00:16:30,746 Uh...but we haven't even dated. 382 00:16:30,780 --> 00:16:32,514 No, I'm a little too old for you. 383 00:16:32,549 --> 00:16:34,083 You date children. 384 00:16:34,150 --> 00:16:35,284 Oh. Mia. 385 00:16:35,318 --> 00:16:36,852 Yeah. Mia. 386 00:16:36,886 --> 00:16:38,153 She's 17. 387 00:16:38,188 --> 00:16:41,857 Okay, but to be fair, when I met her, I thought she was 19. 388 00:16:43,226 --> 00:16:44,393 Not helping, right? 389 00:16:44,427 --> 00:16:45,594 You're disgusting. 390 00:16:45,629 --> 00:16:46,562 Okay. Look -- hey. 391 00:16:46,596 --> 00:16:47,763 Hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey! 392 00:16:47,797 --> 00:16:49,565 Come on. Don't leave in a huff. 393 00:16:50,734 --> 00:16:52,701 You know, I design houses for a living. 394 00:16:52,736 --> 00:16:55,638 And usually, when someone wants a giant behemoth like this, 395 00:16:55,672 --> 00:16:58,040 it's because they're hiding from something. 396 00:16:58,074 --> 00:16:59,341 Which is a good idea for you. 397 00:16:59,376 --> 00:17:01,443 If you ever took the time to look in the mirror, 398 00:17:01,478 --> 00:17:02,845 I mean, just for a second, 399 00:17:02,912 --> 00:17:04,913 you'd see yourself as you really are. 400 00:17:04,948 --> 00:17:07,850 There's a reason why you can only attract 17-year-olds. 401 00:17:07,884 --> 00:17:09,418 It's because you're pathetic! 402 00:17:11,254 --> 00:17:12,921 [ gasps ] aah! 403 00:17:14,257 --> 00:17:16,592 Fuck. 404 00:17:17,694 --> 00:17:19,762 Hank: think we'll make it out of here by sunset? 405 00:17:19,796 --> 00:17:21,497 Yeah. The coast is clear. Come on. 406 00:17:23,633 --> 00:17:25,467 Don't fall again. [ laughs ] 407 00:17:28,905 --> 00:17:29,838 hey there. 408 00:17:29,873 --> 00:17:31,874 What the fuck? Hola. 409 00:17:31,908 --> 00:17:33,909 Who the fuck is this? 410 00:17:33,944 --> 00:17:35,711 I know you from somewhere. 411 00:17:35,745 --> 00:17:38,480 Don't you worry your pretty little head about it. 412 00:17:38,515 --> 00:17:39,982 Rosario here is my amiga. 413 00:17:40,016 --> 00:17:42,718 And she tells me when she tried called it quits between you two, 414 00:17:42,752 --> 00:17:43,852 you didn't want to stop. 415 00:17:43,887 --> 00:17:46,255 Now, I'm all for the... [ whistles ] 416 00:17:46,289 --> 00:17:48,390 that's cool. I'm not one to judge. 417 00:17:48,425 --> 00:17:51,493 But you -- the power relations are skewed here, you understand? 418 00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:54,463 You got to read your karl marx. I want you to respect her shit. 419 00:17:54,497 --> 00:17:55,631 What are you talking about? 420 00:17:55,665 --> 00:17:57,666 And I don't want to hear that she's been let go. 421 00:17:57,701 --> 00:17:59,101 Because the day I hear about that, 422 00:17:59,135 --> 00:18:01,604 that's the day that your old lady hears about it, comprende? 423 00:18:01,638 --> 00:18:02,871 fuck you. Fuck me? 424 00:18:02,906 --> 00:18:04,840 no, fuck you, ron. Fuck you, ron. 425 00:18:04,874 --> 00:18:06,575 Yeah, fuck you, ron. 426 00:18:06,610 --> 00:18:07,476 Fuck you, ron. 427 00:18:07,510 --> 00:18:09,845 Yeah, this is over. It's over, buddy. 428 00:18:09,879 --> 00:18:13,349 If it's any consolation, I think she got you out of her system. 429 00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:14,984 Several times. 430 00:18:15,051 --> 00:18:17,219 Twice in spanish, couple times in english there. Dos. 431 00:18:17,287 --> 00:18:19,622 Once in spanglish. an underrated movie, in my opinion. 432 00:18:19,689 --> 00:18:20,856 Um, what's going on here? 433 00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:26,095 Did you fuck my maid? 434 00:18:26,129 --> 00:18:27,896 No hablo ingleses. 435 00:18:27,964 --> 00:18:30,032 wow. That is unbelievable. 436 00:18:30,066 --> 00:18:31,500 [ gate rattles ] 437 00:18:31,534 --> 00:18:34,169 well, you know, I was trying to make a graceful exit, 438 00:18:34,204 --> 00:18:36,138 but apparently, red-faced angry hockey dad 439 00:18:36,172 --> 00:18:38,807 likes to keep baby in a corner and keep his gate locked up. 440 00:18:38,842 --> 00:18:40,142 What was I thinking 441 00:18:40,176 --> 00:18:42,945 letting the hank moodys and the lew ashbys of the world 442 00:18:42,979 --> 00:18:44,179 back into my life? 443 00:18:44,214 --> 00:18:46,715 Well, you were probably thinking you needed a break 444 00:18:46,783 --> 00:18:48,350 from red-faced angry hockey dad. 445 00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:50,552 Hey, um... 446 00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:52,688 Let me just ask you about rosario. 447 00:18:52,722 --> 00:18:55,658 Can I ask you not to fire her, if that's too much? 448 00:18:55,692 --> 00:18:57,526 I-I get the feeling she needs the job 449 00:18:57,560 --> 00:18:59,495 and there are mouths to feed, so... 450 00:18:59,529 --> 00:19:01,297 I'm not gonna fire rosario. 451 00:19:01,331 --> 00:19:03,499 If she keeps on keeping house the way she does, 452 00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:05,034 she can keep fucking my husband. 453 00:19:05,101 --> 00:19:06,068 wow. 454 00:19:06,102 --> 00:19:08,871 You're some kind of a neat-freak, huh? 455 00:19:08,905 --> 00:19:11,540 Yeah. I'm not an idiot. I know all about it. 456 00:19:11,574 --> 00:19:13,309 I just don't know that I actually care. 457 00:19:13,343 --> 00:19:14,276 hmm. 458 00:19:14,311 --> 00:19:16,812 I'm not sure I buy that, janie jones. 459 00:19:16,846 --> 00:19:19,682 Look, I know I'm not on top of my game here, 460 00:19:19,716 --> 00:19:21,483 but I don't want to lose 461 00:19:21,518 --> 00:19:24,420 the most compelling part of my book, so... 462 00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:26,889 I'm sure that lew ashby has plenty of compelling parts 463 00:19:26,923 --> 00:19:28,757 stashed around this entire city. 464 00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:30,225 No, but you're the key. Yeah. 465 00:19:30,260 --> 00:19:32,094 Can we just finish this interview 466 00:19:32,128 --> 00:19:34,096 without, you know, the dip in the pool 467 00:19:34,130 --> 00:19:36,765 and the dip in the maid? 468 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:40,035 No. I'm done talking about lew. go. 469 00:19:40,070 --> 00:19:44,573 If you want to see me again, you just have to ask me out. 470 00:19:54,351 --> 00:19:55,618 Hold that thought. 471 00:19:59,623 --> 00:20:01,323 ahh. 472 00:20:01,358 --> 00:20:02,658 Ooh. What is this stuff? 473 00:20:02,692 --> 00:20:04,460 Okay. H-here's the deal. 474 00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:08,831 See, my 57-second performance in "vaginatown" 475 00:20:08,898 --> 00:20:10,866 was no one-time thing. 476 00:20:10,900 --> 00:20:12,001 You come... 477 00:20:12,035 --> 00:20:13,435 Rather quickly. 478 00:20:13,470 --> 00:20:14,670 You poor baby! 479 00:20:14,704 --> 00:20:16,739 No, no, no! I'm lucky -- 480 00:20:16,773 --> 00:20:18,107 Lucky to live in an age 481 00:20:18,141 --> 00:20:20,542 when there are various tools available 482 00:20:20,577 --> 00:20:23,345 of which those of my ilk can avail themselves. 483 00:20:23,380 --> 00:20:26,915 See, there is numbing cream. That's good stuff. 484 00:20:26,950 --> 00:20:28,984 Uh, extra-thick condoms... 485 00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:30,185 Anal beads? 486 00:20:30,220 --> 00:20:32,221 Oh, no. They shouldn't be in this box. 487 00:20:32,255 --> 00:20:34,556 Those puppies make me come like a fire hose. 488 00:20:35,725 --> 00:20:38,761 Hey. Hey! 489 00:20:38,795 --> 00:20:39,962 Okay. 490 00:20:39,996 --> 00:20:42,598 You are not gonna need any of that stuff with me. 491 00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:46,068 w-- Hey, what are you doing?! 492 00:20:46,102 --> 00:20:48,304 Look, I can't see you naked yet. 493 00:20:48,338 --> 00:20:49,705 Okay. 494 00:20:49,739 --> 00:20:51,740 I'm gonna coach you through this. 495 00:20:51,775 --> 00:20:53,776 Cock control is mainly mental. 496 00:20:53,843 --> 00:20:57,413 So, what is your most embarrassing teen moment? 497 00:20:57,447 --> 00:21:00,282 High school. State debate championship. 498 00:21:00,350 --> 00:21:03,519 Yeah, I was ahead, and then I popped a boner. 499 00:21:03,553 --> 00:21:05,254 So just think about that. 500 00:21:05,288 --> 00:21:07,523 No good. I shame-jizz. 501 00:21:07,557 --> 00:21:08,791 Okay. 502 00:21:08,825 --> 00:21:10,859 I'll just do the yonic pretzel. 503 00:21:10,927 --> 00:21:13,262 What the fuck is a yonic pretzel? 504 00:21:13,330 --> 00:21:14,997 It's like a negative kegel. 505 00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:16,765 A negative what? Okay. 506 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:18,133 It's just complicated vagina shit. 507 00:21:18,168 --> 00:21:20,302 Every time you think you're gonna blow, 508 00:21:20,337 --> 00:21:21,537 just pinch me. 509 00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:23,739 And then that'll be my cue to pretzel, okay? 510 00:21:23,773 --> 00:21:25,074 I don't know. 511 00:21:25,108 --> 00:21:26,642 Trust me. 512 00:21:26,676 --> 00:21:31,213 You believed in me, and i believe in you. 513 00:21:31,247 --> 00:21:34,850 I'm gonna get you through this. 514 00:21:44,060 --> 00:21:45,327 mm. 515 00:21:45,395 --> 00:21:47,896 Here. Me? Okay. Yeah. 516 00:21:47,931 --> 00:21:51,133 A little anaesthetic never hurt. 517 00:21:53,136 --> 00:21:55,237 [ sighs ] and you're right. 518 00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:56,605 I am an asshole. 519 00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:57,906 I know. 520 00:21:57,941 --> 00:22:01,910 I'm not gonna lie to you and say that mia is an old soul, 521 00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:02,978 but... 522 00:22:03,046 --> 00:22:07,049 She is charming... 523 00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:09,418 Witty, and gorgeous. 524 00:22:09,486 --> 00:22:12,488 Yes, but she's less than half your age, lew. 525 00:22:12,522 --> 00:22:14,890 Okay, but by the time charming, witty, and gorgeous women 526 00:22:14,924 --> 00:22:17,092 get to be my age, they want nothing to do with me. 527 00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:19,662 Okay, so that's your rationale. That's okay. 528 00:22:19,696 --> 00:22:21,964 No, it's true. Take yourself, for example. 529 00:22:21,998 --> 00:22:23,899 I mean, you've had your share of man-children. 530 00:22:23,967 --> 00:22:25,501 Excuse me! Woo-hoo! 531 00:22:25,568 --> 00:22:27,870 Um, you'd see me coming a mile away, right? 532 00:22:27,904 --> 00:22:28,904 Mm-hmm. 533 00:22:28,939 --> 00:22:31,840 Man's got a point. 534 00:22:31,875 --> 00:22:34,310 But I guess I wouldn't have seen you coming at 17, 535 00:22:34,344 --> 00:22:36,345 which is why we protect our children. 536 00:22:36,413 --> 00:22:37,780 Okay. Okay. 537 00:22:37,814 --> 00:22:39,348 The whole age thing's a real sticking point with you. 538 00:22:39,382 --> 00:22:40,983 No -- Geez. Hey, forgive a guy. 539 00:22:41,017 --> 00:22:42,251 Can you just forgive a guy? 540 00:22:42,285 --> 00:22:43,419 I mean, surely, 541 00:22:43,453 --> 00:22:45,621 there's other older men that have dated mia, right? 542 00:22:45,655 --> 00:22:47,356 no. Not as far as I know. 543 00:22:47,390 --> 00:22:49,692 And if you did know? I don't know. 544 00:22:49,726 --> 00:22:50,859 If they were like you, 545 00:22:50,894 --> 00:22:53,128 I wouldn't speak with them ever again. 546 00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:54,396 Interesting. 547 00:22:54,431 --> 00:22:56,198 What's interesting? 548 00:22:56,232 --> 00:22:59,668 Well, 'cause we're truth-telling, um... 549 00:23:01,438 --> 00:23:03,105 What? 550 00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:05,307 Nothing. 551 00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:06,809 Uh, I... 552 00:23:06,843 --> 00:23:08,777 I take women as they come to me. Oh, that's -- 553 00:23:08,812 --> 00:23:12,114 Any woman who is kind enough to have me, I don't question. 554 00:23:12,148 --> 00:23:14,316 That's beautiful. That's -- That's nice of you, lew. 555 00:23:14,351 --> 00:23:16,318 I missed a little bit. I -- 556 00:23:19,389 --> 00:23:21,156 What the fuck?! 557 00:23:21,191 --> 00:23:22,324 [ laughs ] 558 00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:24,627 I thought I saw a green light there. I did. 559 00:23:24,661 --> 00:23:26,562 no. No, absolutely. 560 00:23:26,596 --> 00:23:28,230 W-what? 561 00:23:28,298 --> 00:23:30,933 I've got to go. You're insane. 562 00:23:31,001 --> 00:23:32,368 [ door opens ] 563 00:23:32,402 --> 00:23:34,069 call me. [ door closes ] 564 00:23:34,104 --> 00:23:36,071 [ chuckles ] 565 00:23:36,106 --> 00:23:39,675 [ breathing heavily ] 566 00:23:39,709 --> 00:23:40,843 wow. 567 00:23:40,877 --> 00:23:43,779 your jedi clam tricks really work. 568 00:23:43,847 --> 00:23:44,780 Yeah? 569 00:23:44,848 --> 00:23:46,715 Yeah. I'm really doing it. 570 00:23:46,750 --> 00:23:48,250 Staying in the game. 571 00:23:48,318 --> 00:23:49,985 My penis is still in your vagina. 572 00:23:50,020 --> 00:23:52,388 Way to go, champ! 573 00:23:54,691 --> 00:23:57,159 Holy shit! 574 00:23:57,193 --> 00:23:59,061 I'm king of fuck mountain! 575 00:23:59,095 --> 00:24:00,262 I could go for days! 576 00:24:00,330 --> 00:24:03,499 Oh, well, um, that's not totally necessary. 577 00:24:03,533 --> 00:24:05,768 Oh, it's no problem. You just enjoy yourself. 578 00:24:05,802 --> 00:24:07,236 I'm actually a little sore. 579 00:24:07,270 --> 00:24:10,906 Oh. That's cool. Coming is my favorite part. 580 00:24:10,941 --> 00:24:12,875 Well, you earned it. 581 00:24:12,943 --> 00:24:15,110 Okay. Go! 582 00:24:15,145 --> 00:24:17,012 [ telephone ringing ] go! 583 00:24:17,047 --> 00:24:19,848 okay, please don't pick that up. 584 00:24:19,916 --> 00:24:21,383 I'm chafing. 585 00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:24,253 Charlie, it's ilene. Where the hell is my daughter? 586 00:24:24,321 --> 00:24:26,288 she doesn't pick up. She doesn't call. 587 00:24:26,323 --> 00:24:27,323 What the fuck, runkle?! 588 00:24:27,357 --> 00:24:29,625 she had manners before she married you. 589 00:24:29,659 --> 00:24:30,826 [ receiver clicks ] 590 00:24:30,860 --> 00:24:32,828 son of a bitch! 591 00:24:32,862 --> 00:24:34,596 [ door closes ] 592 00:24:34,631 --> 00:24:36,498 hey, it's the littlest of the moodys. 593 00:24:36,533 --> 00:24:39,268 I got some sushi. Play some guitar hero. What do you say? 594 00:24:39,302 --> 00:24:40,736 Maybe some other time, dad. 595 00:24:40,770 --> 00:24:43,472 No, no, no, no, no. I got the kind with the paper boats. 596 00:24:43,506 --> 00:24:45,007 You love you some paper boats. 597 00:24:45,075 --> 00:24:46,241 I'm meeting damien. 598 00:24:46,309 --> 00:24:48,510 Oh, no. Oh, ohh. 599 00:24:48,545 --> 00:24:50,412 You know, fuck that harry chapin. 600 00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:52,815 Prophetic bastard -- "cat's in the cradle." 601 00:24:52,849 --> 00:24:54,083 Motherfucker. 602 00:24:54,117 --> 00:24:56,085 I should have picked her up. 603 00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:58,487 Right. Well, it's not her loss. 604 00:24:58,555 --> 00:25:02,358 You know, um, you had your chance, and now you don't, so... 605 00:25:03,827 --> 00:25:05,327 Oh, yeah. You want sushi? 606 00:25:05,395 --> 00:25:07,129 no. Uh, would that I could. 607 00:25:07,163 --> 00:25:10,065 I-I have to go meet sonja and, um, your best friend 608 00:25:10,100 --> 00:25:11,934 at the gallery at the bergamot. 609 00:25:11,968 --> 00:25:13,569 Oh, the bearded bozo? Mm-hmm. 610 00:25:13,603 --> 00:25:15,804 Well, take some with. I got way too much. I got... 611 00:25:15,872 --> 00:25:17,806 I got like 20 pounds. Oh, no. You know, it doesn't travel so well. 612 00:25:17,841 --> 00:25:18,941 ...paper boats. Thank you. 613 00:25:18,975 --> 00:25:22,177 But you could, you know, just make yourself at home 614 00:25:22,245 --> 00:25:24,179 and -- and -- And lock up after. 615 00:25:24,214 --> 00:25:28,183 Well, yeah. This used to be my home once. 616 00:25:28,218 --> 00:25:32,054 And I used to be your girl once. 617 00:25:33,590 --> 00:25:36,125 Okay. Hey, about, um... 618 00:25:36,159 --> 00:25:38,427 You know, the mia thing with ashby. 619 00:25:38,461 --> 00:25:39,395 oh. I'll take care of it. 620 00:25:39,462 --> 00:25:40,896 I'm gonna protect her. 621 00:25:40,930 --> 00:25:43,565 Oh. It's already taken care of. 622 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:46,135 No, no. It's unforgivable. She's still a kid. 623 00:25:46,169 --> 00:25:47,202 Uh-huh. I took care of it. 624 00:25:47,237 --> 00:25:48,470 how? How did you do that? 625 00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:50,572 I mean, the guy's an animal, a moving train. 626 00:25:50,607 --> 00:25:52,408 He's pure id. 627 00:25:52,475 --> 00:25:56,178 Yeah, you're right. Um... 628 00:25:56,212 --> 00:25:58,580 But he is a great kisser, so... 629 00:25:58,615 --> 00:25:59,448 What? 630 00:26:01,117 --> 00:26:03,619 Wha-- I think you heard me. 631 00:26:03,653 --> 00:26:05,020 I -- Mm-hmm. 632 00:26:05,055 --> 00:26:10,626 So, if you'll excuse me, i have to go see a man about a horse. 633 00:26:10,660 --> 00:26:16,432 ¶ how can I be wrong if the decision's already made? ¶ 634 00:26:16,466 --> 00:26:24,506 ¶ woman, I feel, I feel a million miles away ¶ 635 00:26:24,574 --> 00:26:29,712 ¶ oh, woman ¶