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this is rehab, okay?
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I got to tell you
all the bad shit I did.
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so, uh, what?
You hocked everything.
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Is that it?
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The cartier love bracelet,
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the venetian glass
we got on our honeymoon...
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Hey, I didn't sell
that ceramic bowl
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that they gave us
as a wedding present.
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Oh, well.
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I-I made that for you.
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I know. It's special
as shit to me.
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That's for you, by the way.
I made it in art therapy.
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Really?
Mm-hmm.
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You're welcome.
Thank you.
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I will, uh...
Treasure it always.
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Jesus christ! Marce!
Is there more?
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Is that it? What?
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[ exhales heavily ]
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just the thing with the waiter
at the airport chili's.
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Marcy!
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I need to fess up, okay?
It's part of the process.
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There was just
a little bit of tongue.
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I was gonna get on the plane
to see my mother -- I swear.
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But the guy had some blow.
One thing lead to another...
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We made out a little.
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Enough. You know,
just -- just stop, okay?
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I mean, if I were doing
anything like that,
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you wouldn't want to hear
about it, would you?
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You absolutely would not want
to know something like that.
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Well, I wouldn't say
absolutely.
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And y-you were doing
something like that.
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Remember?
With dani?
You did.
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You went off the deep end,
and what did I do, runkle?
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I stood by you.
I forgave your ass.
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And that's what he's doing.
I mean, he's here.
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He's standing by you.
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You know, this is gonna be
rough, honey.
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You're just
in the first week.
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But you guys,
you're gonna get through this.
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Yeah, you're gonna be stronger
in the places that are broken.
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Like hemingway said.
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I don't know what I'd do
without you guys.
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Well, fortunately,
you will never have to find out.
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We should go,
give them some space.
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Okay.
Adieu, cokie smurf.
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You look much better without
that giant monkey on your back.
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Mnh-mnh.
Not good enough.
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What? You want tongue?
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I want everybody in.
Come on, you two.
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Literally?
Like a group hug?
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Yes. Please?
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[ chuckles ]
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all right.
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Oh, yeah. That's right.
Feel the love.
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I'm feeling
the love.
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The love is strong.
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I'm feeling something
poking me on my left,
is what I'm feeling.
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I got a bro-ner.
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Californication S02E09 - La Ronde
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Transcript : YYETS
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Sync : GeR
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lew:
Watch and learn.
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Hank: mm-hmm.
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Are you, uh, swinging
on the exhale or the inhale?
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[ inhales deeply ]
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[ laughs ]
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oh, you hooked it.
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eh.
Gator ball.
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A little hook.
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Okay, if I hit one ball
way the fuck over
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into houdini's front yard,
then you have to tell me, right?
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Everything
janie said about you?
Yeah.
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No way. I don't
interview and tell.
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ugh!
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Hook!
Captain hook.
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Come on, moody.
It's my fuckin' life.
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No, not anymore it's not.
It's my book.
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Besides, I'm not wagering
on this game.
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You invented it.
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You made up all
the bullshit rules.
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yah!
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Run, you cunt!
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Ooh, that was all right.
It came back.
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Kind of a metaphor
for life, isn't it, lad?
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Yeah, it's ashby's world.
We all just live in it.
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Come on. I've been good lately.
I haven't seen mia once.
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She's been busy doing,
uh, publicity for this,
uh, book she wrote.
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What is that --
A memoir or something?
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Or something.
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ooh.
Whew!
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Come on, give me a little
something for good behavior!
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All right! I can't tell you
how I know this,
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but the beverly hills husband --
Definitely cheating.
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No shit.
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No shit. I'll know more
when I see her tonight.
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You're gonna
see her tonight?
Mm-hmm.
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Your labia got in the way
of that one.
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It's, uh...
Friday night.
Yeah.
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You can't see her
tonight.
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That -- that's weird.
It's like a...a date.
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What -- two people
of the opposite gender
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can't rendezvous
after 7:00 p.m.?
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It's automatically
a date?
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In ashby's world.
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ooh!
ohh!
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I like that.
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[ laughs ]
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no, marcy's still
out of town,
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but I could squeeze you in
with oxsana tuesday at 4:00.
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Okay. Great.
We'll see you then. Bye.
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How's the patient?
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Requiring
all my patience.
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Listen, daisy,
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I can't thank you enough
for filling in like this.
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Eh! No problem.
It's fun.
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fun?
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Rescheduling
all marcy's appointments,
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dealing
with angry clients...
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Hey, it's a lot easier than
getting cum shot in your eye
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and pretending to like it.
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And all week long
I've kind of felt special,
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you know,
like one of those girls
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in the movies
who works in an office.
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Like "the devil wears prada"
or something.
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Yeah, well, those girls
all generally get paid.
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I am not helping out
around here to get paid.
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You guys took me in.
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You made me
a part of your family.
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Well, I don't know
if "family" is the right word.
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Oh, you mean
'cause of our lengthy...
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Don't worry.
I get it.
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I...know it's never
gonna happen again.
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You do?
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Yeah!
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Don't sweat it. I'm already
looking for a new place to live.
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oh.
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Well, you know, the guest room
is yours until you --
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[ telephone ringing ]
oh, excuse me.
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Glamorous
and important work to do.
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[ car alarm chirps ]
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you karen?
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Who's askin'?
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I work for lew ashby.
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You're a long way
from laurel canyon.
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Here.
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What?
What is that?
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It just says
"get in the car."
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He's not one for words.
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We'll have you back
by 11:00.
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Back from where?
What the --
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I can't say exactly.
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But I can say
it's supremely awesome.
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You honestly expect me
to get in that car with you?
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What?
You got something else to do?
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It's friday night.
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Come on.
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Okay.
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¶ when I came up
from outta the meat locker ¶
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you sure about this?
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We could always grab a box
of their best chardonnay
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and drink it
at the bus stop.
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You promised
that you would
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take me anywhere
I wanted to go tonight.
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Well, I did,
and I meant it.
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But I was thinking more like
burgers at the apple pan.
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Oh, so you're
a cheap date.
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Just because two people
of the opposite gender
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rendezvous after 7:00 p.m.
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Doesn't necessarily
make it a date.
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I think lew would disagree
with you on that.
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He has. Yeah.
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So he knows
we're out tonight?
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She asked
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because she obviously
still gives a damn.
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What about you,
your husband?
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Where does the one
that you gave your troth to --
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Where does he think
you are tonight?
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He took the kids
to legoland for the weekend.
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Legoland!
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Legoland.
Okay. All right.
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Plus, he feels venice
is too dangerous.
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He doesn't
like to come here.
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Well, in your case,
he may be right.
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aah!
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Look at
this monstrosity.
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Oh, I like this one.
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You do?!
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Yeah,
it looks how I feel.
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What's that --
Alienated?
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Nauseous?
Culturally dispossessed?
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no.
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Horny.
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[ coughs ]
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cheese cube.
Hank?
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[ coughing ]
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hank, are you -- are you okay?
Is he okay?
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It just went down
the wrong pipe.
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Ooh. Hey.
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[ coughs ]
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whoo!
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Cheese cube.
[ coughs ]
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hi. I'm janie.
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Hi. Sonja.
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Oh, sonja.
When are you due?
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Oh, god.
Six more weeks.
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Well,
you look great.
Thank you so much.
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So how do you two
know each other?
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Uh...
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Look who's here.
[ clears throat ]
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look at that.
The...[ imitates vomiting ]
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oh, yeah.
212
00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:03,881
Sonja and i,
we have no secrets.
213
00:08:03,916 --> 00:08:05,783
Uh, yeah,
hank is the father.
214
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Alleged father...
Of sonja's bump.
215
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Wow. Okay. Wow.
216
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It's nice
that you're here.
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I never thought you'd be,
you know, at a place like this.
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I didn't.
This is julian's gallery.
219
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Oh, no,
I did not know that.
220
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Okay,
and now that you do,
221
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you're never gonna get
down here again, will you?
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Probably not.
223
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Slippery --
Slippery guy, this one.
224
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Oh, very slippery, yeah.
Who's julian?
225
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Julian self,
the -- the artist within.
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There he is.
227
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Salvador dalí.
Yeah.
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Oh, my god!
Look at that.
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I-i-I -- you know what?
I knew it.
230
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Look how late it is.
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You know,
we're -- we're, uh,
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hopping from gallery
to gallery tonight.
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"gallery-hopping"
I think they call it.
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And we've got
another thing to get to.
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I don't think
we have another thing.
236
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Oh, no, we do.
237
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No, no, you can't go.
You cannot --
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You cannot leave without
saying hello to julian.
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No, I think we can.
We could.
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You promised we could do
anything I wanted tonight.
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I did?
That doesn't sound like me.
242
00:09:00,072 --> 00:09:01,472
Lead the way,
sonja.
243
00:09:01,507 --> 00:09:03,808
You don't know me
well enough
244
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to torture me
in this fashion.
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00:09:12,217 --> 00:09:14,952
[ exhales heavily ]
shit, marcy!
246
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All the petty cash, too?
247
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oh, hey.
Hey, hey, I'm sorry.
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Um, listen.
[ chuckles ]
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look, I know it probably took
a lot of courage
250
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just to walk in here,
but actually we're closed.
251
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In fact, we don't really
even, you know, do men.
252
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Is daisy here?
253
00:09:32,237 --> 00:09:36,007
Daisy. No, listen, pal.
No más appointments today.
254
00:09:36,041 --> 00:09:38,609
Okay? I just -- I forgot
to lock the door is all.
255
00:09:38,644 --> 00:09:40,445
Oh, um...
We're going out.
256
00:09:40,512 --> 00:09:41,913
On a date?
257
00:09:41,980 --> 00:09:42,914
Yeah.
258
00:09:42,981 --> 00:09:44,615
hey.
259
00:09:44,650 --> 00:09:47,018
wow!
260
00:09:47,052 --> 00:09:48,352
You look amazing.
261
00:09:48,387 --> 00:09:51,489
You do! You look --
262
00:09:53,292 --> 00:09:54,792
I was just meeting
your friend.
263
00:09:54,860 --> 00:09:56,494
I'm sorry.
I didn't catch your name.
264
00:09:56,528 --> 00:09:59,530
Oh, steve, this is my boss,
charlie runkle.
265
00:09:59,565 --> 00:10:00,665
Nice to meet you,
steve.
266
00:10:00,699 --> 00:10:02,567
Nice to meet you.
267
00:10:02,601 --> 00:10:04,669
So...have you got
a job, steve?
268
00:10:04,703 --> 00:10:06,471
Some means of support?
269
00:10:06,505 --> 00:10:08,372
Oh, yeah, of course.
270
00:10:08,407 --> 00:10:11,242
Um, I work across the street
at the sharper image.
271
00:10:11,276 --> 00:10:12,910
Sharper image.
272
00:10:12,945 --> 00:10:14,579
You know, if you're
not done with work,
273
00:10:14,646 --> 00:10:16,647
I can just wait for you
outside if you'd like.
274
00:10:16,682 --> 00:10:18,816
Oh, that would be
great.
Okay.
275
00:10:23,589 --> 00:10:24,789
Seems nice.
276
00:10:24,823 --> 00:10:26,224
Don't you mean
"boring as shit"?
277
00:10:26,258 --> 00:10:29,127
Thanks for covering for me,
by the way.
278
00:10:29,161 --> 00:10:32,363
We both know
i'm not really the girl
279
00:10:32,397 --> 00:10:34,432
who works
at the front desk.
280
00:10:34,466 --> 00:10:38,069
Hey, hey. Sure you are.
You're any girl you want to be.
281
00:10:38,103 --> 00:10:40,271
You know, I don't have to
go out with this guy.
282
00:10:40,305 --> 00:10:42,140
He asked, and I figured
"what the hell?
283
00:10:42,207 --> 00:10:44,308
Do something normal
for a change."
284
00:10:44,376 --> 00:10:46,677
But I could tell him
something came up with work
285
00:10:46,712 --> 00:10:49,180
and stay...
Help you with the books.
286
00:10:49,214 --> 00:10:51,616
Yeah, because that wouldn't be
at all dysfunctional.
287
00:10:51,650 --> 00:10:53,251
No, no,
you should go.
288
00:10:53,318 --> 00:10:55,520
You know,
you should go out tonight
289
00:10:55,554 --> 00:10:57,955
on a normal date
with a normal guy
290
00:10:57,990 --> 00:11:01,926
because you're young
and normal.
291
00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:04,595
And that's what normal people
normally do.
292
00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:07,064
Okay.
293
00:11:07,132 --> 00:11:08,833
Don't work too hard.
294
00:11:08,867 --> 00:11:10,068
[ chuckles ]
295
00:11:14,606 --> 00:11:15,907
[ door closes ]
296
00:11:15,941 --> 00:11:18,009
don't you fuck him too hard.
297
00:11:18,043 --> 00:11:19,444
[ exhales heavily ]
298
00:11:34,093 --> 00:11:37,495
[ lili haydn's
"saddest sunset" plays ]
299
00:11:52,444 --> 00:11:54,245
just in time.
300
00:11:54,279 --> 00:11:58,382
Hey. I had no idea they, um,
they started so promptly.
301
00:11:58,417 --> 00:12:03,387
I mean, "lili haydn,
the hollywood bowl, 8:30."
302
00:12:03,422 --> 00:12:06,491
I take it
you don't like the crowds.
303
00:12:06,558 --> 00:12:08,960
I have, uh, issues.
304
00:12:09,027 --> 00:12:10,795
[ sarcastically ]
oh, you do?
305
00:12:15,267 --> 00:12:20,171
¶ they can change
in an instant ¶
306
00:12:20,205 --> 00:12:23,207
so...you think
you might stay?
307
00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:27,745
I might. I mean,
it's a beautiful evening, right?
308
00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:29,714
Where are we gonna sit?
309
00:12:29,782 --> 00:12:32,717
Maybe we can squeeze up front.
I know people.
310
00:12:32,751 --> 00:12:34,786
Okay.
311
00:12:49,334 --> 00:12:51,903
Hank: so do you use
flavored wax for this
312
00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:54,105
or just, like,
surfboard wax?
313
00:12:54,139 --> 00:12:57,041
Do you know what hospital
you're going to --
314
00:12:57,076 --> 00:12:57,975
Oh, god, no.
315
00:12:58,010 --> 00:13:00,278
You know what? No.
No hospitals.
316
00:13:00,345 --> 00:13:02,680
We're having
home water birth.
317
00:13:02,714 --> 00:13:04,782
Eases
the birth trauma.
318
00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:08,152
And, um, it's, uh,
much more sensual for a woman.
319
00:13:08,187 --> 00:13:10,822
It facilitates
the birth orgasm.
320
00:13:10,856 --> 00:13:12,190
oh.
321
00:13:12,224 --> 00:13:14,826
Hey, so -- so in a pool
this is gonna happen?
Yeah.
322
00:13:14,860 --> 00:13:17,962
So you're not expecting so much
a boy or girl as a sea-monkey.
323
00:13:17,996 --> 00:13:18,963
Hank.
324
00:13:18,997 --> 00:13:20,698
Amphibious.
325
00:13:20,732 --> 00:13:23,067
It's actually --
It's a boy.
326
00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:24,936
We have
a home ultrasound machine.
327
00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:25,903
We do it every week.
328
00:13:25,938 --> 00:13:27,605
Did I forget
to tell you about that?
329
00:13:27,639 --> 00:13:29,240
About the home
ultrasound machine?
330
00:13:29,274 --> 00:13:31,509
Yes, but I -- of course
I assumed you had one.
331
00:13:31,543 --> 00:13:33,077
Doesn't everybody?
I know I do.
332
00:13:33,112 --> 00:13:34,345
Hank hasn't always been
333
00:13:34,379 --> 00:13:35,913
so involved
in all this pregnancy stuff.
334
00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:39,150
And that is a choice
that hank will live to regret.
335
00:13:39,184 --> 00:13:42,286
Jane, have you, uh, experienced
giving birth?
336
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:43,955
Yes, uh-huh.
Yes, I have.
337
00:13:44,022 --> 00:13:47,525
Ahh, but you haven't experienced
a birth orgasm, have you?
338
00:13:47,559 --> 00:13:48,793
No, I did not.
Mnh-mnh.
339
00:13:48,861 --> 00:13:50,394
You know, I think --
You know,
340
00:13:50,429 --> 00:13:52,864
maybe you should let julian
do a reading for you.
341
00:13:52,931 --> 00:13:54,465
He can gauge
your negativity.
342
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,566
No, I'm good.
343
00:13:55,601 --> 00:13:56,968
I think
he's gauging it right now.
344
00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:58,736
No, I think we're good.
No, we have to get going.
345
00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:00,371
We have
that next thing.
What thing?
346
00:14:00,406 --> 00:14:03,674
You don't want to stay and hear
more about the birth orgasm?
347
00:14:03,709 --> 00:14:05,910
Jane...
What?
348
00:14:05,944 --> 00:14:08,246
You have very
beautiful eyes.
I do?
349
00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:11,783
Yes, and whatever pain you have
experienced in this life
350
00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:13,684
you've
obviously transcended.
351
00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:15,920
Uh-huh.
Are you menstruating
right now?
352
00:14:15,954 --> 00:14:17,522
Am I...menstruating?
353
00:14:17,556 --> 00:14:18,890
And we're done.
354
00:14:18,924 --> 00:14:20,525
All right.
Well, that was a good time.
355
00:14:20,592 --> 00:14:23,227
Hank, hank, come on.
Don't go. We're having fun.
356
00:14:23,262 --> 00:14:25,163
I mean, he didn't mean it.
It wasn't sexual.
357
00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:26,330
Of course
it's sexual.
358
00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:32,537
There's nothing wrong
with expressing a healthy,
359
00:14:32,571 --> 00:14:33,638
see, I'm married,
so...
360
00:14:33,672 --> 00:14:34,806
Oh, now
you're married.
361
00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:35,873
I am.
I'm married.
362
00:14:35,941 --> 00:14:37,275
I think that
he's suggesting group sex.
363
00:14:37,309 --> 00:14:39,310
I mean, that's what
you're suggesting, right?
364
00:14:39,344 --> 00:14:42,180
By all means.
I mean, look at us.
365
00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:45,049
The four of us have this
incredible pansexual chemistry.
366
00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:47,552
You go. I'm gonna take
a bullet for you.
367
00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:48,820
Come here.
368
00:14:48,854 --> 00:14:49,787
Don't resist.
369
00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:51,122
Yeah, you know what?
370
00:14:51,156 --> 00:14:53,458
I just want it so bad.
I'm just not ready.
371
00:14:53,525 --> 00:14:54,992
I'm not ready.
I'm not ready.
372
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:57,628
I'll see you soon,
okay?
373
00:14:57,696 --> 00:14:59,964
What the fuck
was that?
374
00:14:59,998 --> 00:15:01,566
I like him.
375
00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:13,745
hey.
Daisy, you're back.
376
00:15:13,779 --> 00:15:15,646
Yeah, I was just
in the neighborhood.
377
00:15:15,681 --> 00:15:18,516
I don't understand.
Is your date over already?
378
00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:21,452
Not exactly.
I kind of blew it off.
379
00:15:21,487 --> 00:15:22,920
Daisy!
380
00:15:22,988 --> 00:15:24,922
I know! I know!
381
00:15:24,957 --> 00:15:26,891
Highly dysfunctional.
382
00:15:26,925 --> 00:15:29,127
But, you see,
I forgot something.
383
00:15:29,194 --> 00:15:30,495
What's that?
384
00:15:30,529 --> 00:15:33,164
Just how much I love
"dirty dancing."
385
00:15:33,232 --> 00:15:35,433
Friends don't
let friends wallow...
386
00:15:35,467 --> 00:15:36,968
At least not alone.
387
00:15:37,002 --> 00:15:39,570
So what do you say,
charlie runkle?
388
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:42,473
Are you ready to have
the time of your life?
389
00:15:44,243 --> 00:15:46,177
[ plastic crinkles ]
390
00:15:46,211 --> 00:15:47,812
[ gasps ]
391
00:15:49,014 --> 00:15:50,148
[ chuckles ]
392
00:15:50,182 --> 00:15:52,483
it is not every day
that you meet a man
393
00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:54,252
who has impregnated
a cult member.
394
00:15:54,319 --> 00:15:56,988
Well, there were a lot of
controlled substances involved.
395
00:15:57,022 --> 00:15:58,623
It was only
the one time, so...
396
00:15:58,657 --> 00:16:00,591
Wow. So your boys
are potent?
397
00:16:00,659 --> 00:16:02,326
They were --
I've been snipped,
398
00:16:02,394 --> 00:16:04,629
vasectomized,
had my testes done.
399
00:16:04,663 --> 00:16:06,798
Wow. That is some
excellent foreplay.
400
00:16:06,832 --> 00:16:08,900
You like that?
That's my "a" material.
401
00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:11,836
At the end of the night,
I just come right out and
announce my infertility.
402
00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:12,970
It's sexy.
403
00:16:13,005 --> 00:16:14,405
Yeah, it's working
for you, huh?
404
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:15,940
It is. It really
turns a girl on.
405
00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:19,377
Oh, hey, that reminds me.
I've got something of yours.
406
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,282
You...left something
at my place.
407
00:16:24,349 --> 00:16:25,950
oh.
Your notebook.
408
00:16:25,984 --> 00:16:28,986
Well, I hope you filled in
all the blanks for me.
409
00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:30,354
Nah, I figured
you could do that,
410
00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:31,756
maybe follow me back
to my place?
411
00:16:31,790 --> 00:16:33,057
ow.
412
00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:34,859
For the proverbial
nightcap?
413
00:16:34,893 --> 00:16:36,494
Yeah.
Yeah, wow.
414
00:16:36,528 --> 00:16:37,595
[ inhales sharply ]
415
00:16:37,629 --> 00:16:40,731
i'm gonna have to pass
on that very tempting offer.
416
00:16:40,799 --> 00:16:41,866
Wow. Rejected.
417
00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:44,168
Well, no,
don't think of it that way.
418
00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:45,970
Uh, think of it...
419
00:16:46,004 --> 00:16:47,305
I-i-i'm gay.
420
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:48,573
[ laughs ]
you're gay?
421
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:50,374
I'm a big fat gay.
[ laughs ]
422
00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:51,609
why?
because I'm married?
423
00:16:51,643 --> 00:16:54,178
Well, because you're married
and because you're lew's girl
424
00:16:54,246 --> 00:16:57,582
and...'cause I'm getting
the strangest feeling about you.
425
00:16:57,616 --> 00:16:58,816
Yeah, you are?
426
00:16:58,884 --> 00:17:01,719
Yeah, I mean, I can't believe
i'm gonna say this out loud,
427
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:05,823
but I feel that I don't want to
make love to you just the once,
428
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,693
although I'm sure you would
enjoy the shit out of it.
429
00:17:08,727 --> 00:17:11,262
I don't think you're gonna get
this chance again.
430
00:17:11,296 --> 00:17:13,164
no?
no.
431
00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:15,933
Uh-oh.
432
00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:17,135
mmm.
433
00:17:20,005 --> 00:17:21,038
Mean.
434
00:17:21,106 --> 00:17:23,408
Uh -- oh.
435
00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:25,510
You're...mmm...
436
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:28,546
Mean, mean, mean, mean.
You're just mean.
437
00:17:30,182 --> 00:17:32,183
Still,
i'm gonna have to say no.
438
00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:33,217
wow!
439
00:17:33,285 --> 00:17:36,654
So I'm just, like, what,
a story for your book?
440
00:17:36,688 --> 00:17:40,425
You're not gonna bait me into
changing my mind, janie jones.
441
00:17:40,492 --> 00:17:42,760
But wait.
Answer me this, though.
442
00:17:42,828 --> 00:17:46,097
What is so sexy about a man
who's been vasectomized?
443
00:17:46,131 --> 00:17:47,265
Oh, I don't know.
444
00:17:47,299 --> 00:17:50,001
I guess it shows
that you can commit,
445
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:53,638
that you can give
your whole heart to someone,
446
00:17:53,705 --> 00:17:55,273
make sacrifices
to please a woman.
447
00:17:55,307 --> 00:17:57,508
So you think
a woman made me do this,
448
00:17:57,543 --> 00:17:59,477
some castrating female?
449
00:17:59,511 --> 00:18:01,012
Definitely did this
for a woman.
450
00:18:01,046 --> 00:18:03,081
You are not some stray dog,
hank moody.
451
00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:04,816
You belong to someone.
452
00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:07,718
Takes one to know one.
453
00:18:10,622 --> 00:18:12,290
Hey, you know, he throws
these, uh, huge parties
454
00:18:12,324 --> 00:18:14,325
and these people come
and they drink his booze,
455
00:18:14,359 --> 00:18:16,594
and they act like
they're his friends.
456
00:18:16,628 --> 00:18:17,728
Yeah, I've heard.
457
00:18:17,796 --> 00:18:19,997
Guest of honor
never shows.
458
00:18:28,006 --> 00:18:29,941
[ car door opens, closes ]
459
00:18:29,975 --> 00:18:36,414
¶ 'cause I had
the time of my life ¶
460
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:38,249
¶ and I owe it all to you ¶
461
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:41,519
i'm not sure I can bear
to watch the rest of this.
462
00:18:41,553 --> 00:18:45,556
It's pretty much over once
baby comes out of the corner.
463
00:18:46,892 --> 00:18:48,326
[ music stops ]
464
00:18:50,729 --> 00:18:53,865
were you even alive
in the fall of 1987?
465
00:18:53,899 --> 00:18:55,700
Of course I was alive.
466
00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:57,869
[ chuckles ]
it was a good time.
467
00:18:57,903 --> 00:19:00,671
I was in the mail room
at william morris.
468
00:19:00,706 --> 00:19:02,106
Marce was still
at n.y.u.
469
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,709
One day, somebody broke in
to her dorm room.
470
00:19:04,743 --> 00:19:08,212
Some homeless crack addict snuck
in and stole all her jewelry,
471
00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:11,349
so I tried to think of a movie
that might cheer her up.
472
00:19:11,383 --> 00:19:12,617
It worked, didn't it?
473
00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:15,319
We had to go all the way up
to 57th street to see it --
474
00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:17,922
Some crappy little theater
that's not even there anymore.
475
00:19:17,956 --> 00:19:19,724
The duane reade
across the street --
476
00:19:19,758 --> 00:19:22,193
Where I went in to buy her
twizzlers and a diet coke --
477
00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:23,261
That's still there.
478
00:19:25,731 --> 00:19:27,432
Charlie,
she'll get better.
479
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:28,566
She'll be home soon
480
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,968
and everything
will get back to normal.
481
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:31,936
Yeah. Yeah, sure.
482
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,372
She'll quit the bolivian
marching powder.
483
00:19:34,406 --> 00:19:36,140
I'll put my libido
back in a box
484
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,375
and re-don the suit.
485
00:19:37,409 --> 00:19:39,744
Then the whole cycle
can start over again.
486
00:19:39,778 --> 00:19:41,479
Well, I don't know much
about marriage,
487
00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:44,482
but it doesn't sound
so entirely bad to me.
488
00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:49,720
You're probably right.
[ chuckles ]
489
00:19:49,755 --> 00:19:51,322
what's your choice,
right?
490
00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:54,058
I mean, you choose your partner,
then you do the dance.
491
00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:56,527
What's the alternative?
Sit the whole thing out?
492
00:19:56,595 --> 00:19:58,930
No way.
You can't do that,
right?
493
00:19:58,964 --> 00:19:59,931
Mnh-mnh.
494
00:19:59,998 --> 00:20:02,066
And at the very least,
I mean...
495
00:20:03,602 --> 00:20:05,770
...you got to dance
the last dance of the season.
496
00:20:05,804 --> 00:20:07,705
Oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh.
497
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:09,741
I'm not sure
that's a very good idea.
498
00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:12,276
What?! I'm not talking
anything carnal --
499
00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:14,278
Just a simple box step.
500
00:20:14,346 --> 00:20:19,150
I stay in my dance space,
you stay in your dance space.
501
00:20:19,184 --> 00:20:22,053
Well...
Maybe that can work.
502
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:25,790
Except
i'm not very good.
503
00:20:25,824 --> 00:20:28,025
Oh, well, me neither.
504
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,265
[ both chuckle ]
505
00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:54,719
here you are.
Karen: thank you.
506
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:55,720
Right
where you started.
507
00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:57,054
None the worse
for wear, huh?
508
00:20:57,122 --> 00:20:58,222
You're right.
You're right.
509
00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,557
Yeah. Thank you.
510
00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:02,860
Um, really, that was
such a great night.
511
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,662
And I appreciate it.
512
00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:07,665
Well, it's not
just the music, right?
513
00:21:07,699 --> 00:21:10,368
It's how and...when
you hear it. [ clicks ]
514
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:12,303
that's it. Yeah.
515
00:21:12,337 --> 00:21:14,105
Okay. Don't forget
your work stuff.
516
00:21:14,139 --> 00:21:16,040
Thank you.
517
00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:18,709
I don't get
to say that a lot.
518
00:21:18,744 --> 00:21:21,179
Uh, girls that work
at jumbo's clown room
519
00:21:21,246 --> 00:21:24,082
don't usually have
briefcases and shit.
520
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,684
Yeah, I can imagine
there wouldn't be
521
00:21:26,718 --> 00:21:28,719
a whole lot of use
for that, right?
522
00:21:28,754 --> 00:21:31,456
So, lew,
it's been real.
523
00:21:31,490 --> 00:21:33,291
Yikes. We're gonna
shake hands?
524
00:21:33,358 --> 00:21:34,358
Yes, we are.
525
00:21:34,393 --> 00:21:37,361
It's, uh, my date,
my rules, right?
526
00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:41,032
So it was a date?
527
00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:42,233
Uh-huh.
528
00:21:42,267 --> 00:21:44,836
Well, anytime two people
meet after 7:00 p.m.,
529
00:21:44,870 --> 00:21:45,970
it's a date, right?
530
00:21:46,004 --> 00:21:47,004
My thoughts exactly.
531
00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:48,372
What the fuck
is wrong with people?
532
00:21:48,407 --> 00:21:50,842
Nobody has the balls
to actually say that
they're on a date.
533
00:21:50,909 --> 00:21:52,910
I'm sorry. I can't seem
to let go of your hand.
I know.
534
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:56,080
You kind of, sort of remind me
of someone I once knew.
535
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:57,615
Okay, I do?
Well, I know.
536
00:21:57,683 --> 00:21:59,784
You should take her
to the hollywood bowl.
537
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:02,553
'cause that was such a great
date. She would love that.
538
00:22:02,588 --> 00:22:04,789
Maybe I will. I mean,
I used to all the time.
539
00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:06,157
We'd sit
in the cheap seats.
540
00:22:06,191 --> 00:22:08,659
You know, if I ever had
another chance...
541
00:22:08,694 --> 00:22:11,229
Right. If you ever had another
chance, you'd do it different.
542
00:22:11,263 --> 00:22:12,864
Well, everybody says that,
and it's bullshit
543
00:22:12,898 --> 00:22:14,332
cause you do it
just the same.
544
00:22:14,366 --> 00:22:17,235
No, no, no, not me, I swear.
I learn from my mistakes.
545
00:22:17,269 --> 00:22:18,336
You do?
546
00:22:18,370 --> 00:22:19,504
Totally.
547
00:22:19,538 --> 00:22:20,571
[ laughs ]
548
00:22:20,606 --> 00:22:23,674
[ laughing ] oh, my god!
You're insane!
549
00:22:23,709 --> 00:22:25,009
Hey, I'm sorry.
I lied.
550
00:22:25,043 --> 00:22:28,579
Life's just too fucking boring
not to try, okay?
551
00:22:28,614 --> 00:22:30,782
Right. That is true.
I will give you that.
552
00:22:30,816 --> 00:22:33,317
Lew, seriously,
that was an amazing night.
553
00:22:33,385 --> 00:22:35,286
A-and let's not ruin it.
554
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,588
I really appreciate it.
I had a great time.
555
00:22:37,656 --> 00:22:39,690
Okay? Thank you.
556
00:22:39,725 --> 00:22:41,793
I guess I'll take that
if it's all I can get.
557
00:22:41,827 --> 00:22:43,728
Oh, my god!
You're not still trying!
558
00:22:43,762 --> 00:22:46,264
[ laughs ]
sorry. Truce.
559
00:22:46,331 --> 00:22:47,799
Yeah, truce.
Good, good.
560
00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:49,467
Let's leave
on a peaceful note.
561
00:22:51,937 --> 00:22:53,071
Bang.
562
00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:54,705
[ engine turns over ]
563
00:22:54,773 --> 00:22:55,673
[ laughs ]
564
00:22:55,741 --> 00:22:57,341
[ car door closes ]
565
00:23:00,446 --> 00:23:02,013
oh, my god.
566
00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:03,414
[ gasps ]
567
00:23:03,449 --> 00:23:05,583
[ rock music plays ]
568
00:23:12,791 --> 00:23:14,258
what are you doing,
woman?
569
00:23:14,293 --> 00:23:16,360
Look at you.
You don't have your keys out.
570
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:17,562
You got all those bags.
571
00:23:17,596 --> 00:23:19,263
You're like
one of those victims
572
00:23:19,298 --> 00:23:21,833
in a self-defense
instructional video.
573
00:23:21,867 --> 00:23:22,900
What are you doing?
574
00:23:22,935 --> 00:23:25,203
Any deviant could jump out
at you at this point
575
00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:26,971
and...then a stranger
could be waiting.
576
00:23:27,005 --> 00:23:29,507
There is a strange guy
waiting for me.
577
00:23:29,575 --> 00:23:30,608
Who? Me?
578
00:23:30,642 --> 00:23:32,176
Yeah!
What?!
579
00:23:32,211 --> 00:23:33,945
Are you --
Are you stalking me?
580
00:23:33,979 --> 00:23:35,179
Stalking you?
Mm-hmm.
581
00:23:35,214 --> 00:23:36,380
No, if I was stalking you,
582
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:39,350
I wouldn't have to ask you
where you've been tonight.
583
00:23:39,384 --> 00:23:41,586
Are you asking me that?
584
00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:43,421
You don't have to
tell me.
585
00:23:43,489 --> 00:23:44,555
Good. 'cause I won't.
586
00:23:44,623 --> 00:23:47,058
Well, d-don't you want to know
where I've been?
587
00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:49,193
Because I have been
somewhere tonight.
588
00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:50,061
No, not especially.
589
00:23:50,129 --> 00:23:51,362
No, I want to tell you.
590
00:23:51,396 --> 00:23:53,531
Let me just tell you
what I did not do, okay?
591
00:23:53,565 --> 00:23:55,299
I went on a date
with this beautiful woman,
592
00:23:55,334 --> 00:23:57,168
an amazing woman --
No, no, no!
593
00:23:57,236 --> 00:23:59,203
And I did not
have sex with her.
594
00:23:59,238 --> 00:24:00,772
not?
Yeah.
595
00:24:00,839 --> 00:24:02,840
I just cock-blocked myself.
I remained chaste.
596
00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:04,008
wow.
597
00:24:04,042 --> 00:24:06,177
I-I kept my eye
on the big picture.
598
00:24:06,211 --> 00:24:08,146
I exercised
some impulse control.
599
00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:10,782
Uh-huh. Till the moment
that you had to get in your car
600
00:24:10,816 --> 00:24:12,683
and drive here
and tell me about it?
601
00:24:12,718 --> 00:24:14,352
Well, yeah, that impulse
I did not control.
602
00:24:14,386 --> 00:24:15,686
No, I wanted
to share that with you.
603
00:24:15,754 --> 00:24:18,923
Well, thank you.
I'm -- I'm gonna...
604
00:24:18,957 --> 00:24:20,324
I'm gonna go. Um...
605
00:24:20,392 --> 00:24:21,225
Well...
606
00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:24,095
Why are you
looking at me like that?
607
00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:25,463
How am I looking at you?
608
00:24:25,497 --> 00:24:28,433
Like you want a reward
or something.
609
00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:30,201
You have something?
610
00:24:30,235 --> 00:24:31,736
I have a little biscuit.
611
00:24:31,770 --> 00:24:33,037
You have a biscuit?
612
00:24:33,072 --> 00:24:34,539
A little cookie for you.
613
00:24:34,573 --> 00:24:36,040
Hank.
614
00:24:45,084 --> 00:24:48,886
That was
very rewarding.
615
00:24:48,921 --> 00:24:51,722
I just had to check to see,
you know,
616
00:24:51,757 --> 00:24:55,059
if I could still break through
that impulse control of yours.
617
00:24:55,094 --> 00:24:56,794
Apparently, you can.
618
00:24:56,829 --> 00:24:58,262
Thank god.
619
00:25:01,366 --> 00:25:04,001
Hey, is becca really
at a friend's house tonight?
620
00:25:04,036 --> 00:25:04,936
Mm-hmm.
621
00:25:04,970 --> 00:25:06,404
She's not with damien?
622
00:25:06,438 --> 00:25:08,673
[ exhales heavily ]
no.
come on.
623
00:25:08,707 --> 00:25:10,208
Are you fucking insane?
624
00:25:10,242 --> 00:25:12,043
no,
But you obviously are.
625
00:25:12,077 --> 00:25:13,077
[ clicks tongue ]
626
00:25:13,112 --> 00:25:14,645
I don't want to
talk about it.
627
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,681
Well, okay, what do you want
to talk about?
628
00:25:16,715 --> 00:25:18,816
Um...
629
00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:21,452
I -- you know...
630
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,455
I want to know
about your date.
631
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:27,191
Did you really just shut
that poor woman down?
632
00:25:27,226 --> 00:25:29,660
Just shut her down, yeah.
Just -- I was the boss.
633
00:25:29,695 --> 00:25:31,863
Well, I did kiss her,
but I didn't go inside.
634
00:25:31,897 --> 00:25:33,297
Gross.
635
00:25:33,332 --> 00:25:34,699
Well, I'm just saying.
Gross.
636
00:25:34,733 --> 00:25:36,000
But I refrained.
637
00:25:36,034 --> 00:25:37,668
You refrained
from tapping that ass?
638
00:25:37,703 --> 00:25:39,737
I you refrained
from tapping that ass.
639
00:25:39,772 --> 00:25:41,172
Was that a first?
640
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:42,774
Mnh-mnh.
Mnh-mnh!
641
00:25:42,841 --> 00:25:45,977
We still don't know
why you were so late
642
00:25:46,044 --> 00:25:48,079
returning to home tonight.
643
00:25:48,113 --> 00:25:50,014
Big night
at the book club, was it?
644
00:25:50,048 --> 00:25:51,082
yes.
645
00:25:51,116 --> 00:25:52,550
Did you o.d. On estrogen
646
00:25:52,618 --> 00:25:54,719
and have to come home
for a little...
647
00:25:54,753 --> 00:25:55,887
I was actually on a date.
648
00:25:55,921 --> 00:25:57,155
Oh, jesus.
649
00:25:58,390 --> 00:25:59,957
That's gross.
650
00:25:59,992 --> 00:26:01,259
And it was quite fun.
651
00:26:01,293 --> 00:26:03,528
Now you're disgusting.
I don't want to hear that shit.
652
00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:04,662
Yes, you do.
653
00:26:04,696 --> 00:26:06,964
You're gonna hear about it
unless you can, um,
654
00:26:06,999 --> 00:26:08,232
unless you can stop me.
655
00:26:08,267 --> 00:26:09,634
Can you stop me?
656
00:26:09,668 --> 00:26:10,835
mm.
657
00:26:12,304 --> 00:26:13,538
oh.
658
00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:16,974
What is that?
659
00:26:17,009 --> 00:26:19,510
That's a male member.
I thought you'd met.
660
00:26:19,545 --> 00:26:21,646
No, no, no, no.
Hank, that.
661
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:23,047
ow.
662
00:26:23,115 --> 00:26:24,849
What is that?
663
00:26:24,883 --> 00:26:26,317
That's --
That's my groin.
664
00:26:26,351 --> 00:26:28,920
It's like
a lump or something.
665
00:26:28,954 --> 00:26:30,455
Yeah.
666
00:26:30,522 --> 00:26:33,491
Well, did you
always have that?
667
00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:53,911
Hank?
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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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