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Previously on "Californication"...
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it's not a memoir.
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It's a written account of my
sexual relationship with you.
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Written by me as a fuckin' novel.
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Even I'm confused, and
i stole the damn thing.
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Holy guacamole!
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You hocked everything. Is that it?
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I need to fess up, okay?
It's part of the process.
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Are you ready to have
the time of your life?
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I'm king of fuck mountain!
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- I don't want to do any more porn.
- Really?
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You know, if I can't
actually be with you, charlie,
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I'd kind of like the last person
I had on-screen sex with to be you.
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- Who are you?
- Damien.
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Call me "he who will kill you
if you touch his daughter."
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- She's pretty awesome.
- She is.
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Hi, you don't know me. My name
is hank moody. I'm a writer.
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I want to ask you a question
about lew -- lew ashby.
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Get the pen.
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Oh, I hate when that happens.
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You're an asshole!
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But we haven't even dated.
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Just in time.
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So, lew, it's been real.
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Yikes. We're gonna shake hands?
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Yes, we are.
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What the fuck?
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Life's just too fucking
boring not to try.
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Hey, you know, he throws
these, uh, huge parties.
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- Yeah, I've heard.
- Guest of honor never shows.
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Wakey, wakey... eggs and bakey.
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Come on! Wake up! We got to
get the kids to school already!
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Oh, christ, mia. What are
you -- what are you doing?
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Did you fondle me?
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I don't know. Do you feel fondled?
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I do a little bit. Get off. It's
way too early for your shenanigans.
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But not for this --
our review in the times.
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I had to go all the way to one of
those old-man newsstands to get it.
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Why do they still have those, anyway?
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What, old men or newsstands?
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Let's read it together.
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No, thank you. I don't
want to hear that shit.
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Of course you want to hear that shit.
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Do you know how long it's been since
you've actually had something published?
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All right. Here it goes.
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"At 17, mia cross has
everything most girls want."
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Stop. I told you I
didn't want to hear it.
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Now, what are you
even doing here anyway?
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I thought lew gave you... the speech.
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The one about how special I am
and how we'll always be friends?
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Yes, that one.
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He did. And I pretended to be sad.
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He let me have my book
party here this afternoon.
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Oh, my god. Oh, my god!
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Holy shit, shit, shit!
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"A strangely poignant coming-of-age story "written
with the self-assurance of a much older writer.
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"In the end, the book's true
subject "isn't sex but loneliness.
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"It's hauntingly, hopelessly romantic
in the best sense of the word."
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That's good, right?
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Well, I'll be dipped in dog shit.
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Californication
Season02 Episode11
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Christ, this may be the best
review you've ever gotten.
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You're not helping.
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What do you want me to do,
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have it laminated so you can carry it around in
your wallet for the rest of your natural-born days?
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Have you seen your old assistant?
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She can go fuck herself.
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Not all women are like that,
you know -- conniving, vicious...
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willing to walk all over a
man to get what they want.
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I forget. Is that one of the
things you guys did together?
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Take daisy, for instance.
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Oh, jesus, not this shit again.
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Yes, this again.
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Tell you, man, being with her just -- it reminds me
of everything that's simple and good in the world.
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- She's not returning your phone calls, shit for brains.
- Because she's got too much integrity.
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Okay.
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She knows marcy's home from rehab.
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She thinks we should cool
it... Take a breather.
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Integrity -- that's a
fine quality in a mistress.
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Be careful.
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What, I shouldn't say anything bad about her because
next year we might all be sitting down to seder with her?
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Not on my watch, runkle. You don't abandon
a woman who stood by you thick and thin,
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20 years, the minute
she gets out of rehab.
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No, you wait 90 days.
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I looked that shit up.
That's the decent thing to do.
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Oh, I know.
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The marce.
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This place is so different in the
light of day -- not so ominous.
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Hey, so what'd you think of the reading?
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Honestly, I could not be more surprised.
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I know. Who knew the
little vixen could write?
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So, what surprised you was
the basic goodness of it?
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Well, I haven't read the whole book.
I mean, I just read the passage, so...
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so good, not excellent?
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We have a question.
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Fire away.
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- Mom says we're not old enough to stay for the party.
- Right.
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What do you think?
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Oh, so it's a trick question,
bit of a hand grenade.
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I'd kind of like to meet lew ashby.
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Really? Here's a tip -- don't
give him one of your demos.
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Come on, mom. Where's the
trust? Let us live a little.
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There's a rumor afloat that
roger daltrey might show.
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Okay, we'll stay for a little
bit, just a little while, okay?
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All right. Have fun, children.
Long live rock 'n' roll.
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I think that was a -- that was
a good decision. Solid parenting.
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Club soda with a twist.
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Alcohol is still okay for me, right?
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You do what you have to do.
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People who live in fear need
to be chemically altered.
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Okay. So what am i so afraid of, then?
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How the fuck should I know?
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But you've been scarfing those things like
the stress-eater mama runkle raised you to be.
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Hey, there's dani. I need to
talk to her. She's on my list.
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No, no. No fucking way, okay?
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Her we do not forgive, nor
do we ask her forgiveness.
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You can't tell me who I can
and cannot make amends to.
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Yes. Yes, I can.
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We, as a family, do not forgive her.
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All the bad shit that's
happened to us -- she started it.
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She's the cause of it.
She's the outbreak monkey.
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Did you see that girl with the
spicy shrimp rolls go through there?
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Okay, okay. Upstairs, people.
You just do the drugs upstairs.
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For fuck's sake, there's
children present, okay?
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- So just move it on up, okay? Just move it on up.
- Mother mary.
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That wouldn't happen to
be cocaine there, would it?
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Cocaine, meth. I think this is heroin.
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Some people really
have problems, you know?
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I had to remortgage our house
in order to send her to passages.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Hey, next time let me
know. I know people.
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I can hook you up,
arrange a little discount.
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"Next time"?
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Yeah, there's always a next time.
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You keep working those steps, baby girl.
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Got a little something that david crosby once
told me -- a little pot -- it's not cheating, huh?
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I deeply and profoundly love myself.
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I deeply and profoundly love myself.
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Hey, there he is -- not so fast, you.
Look who's here. It's annika staley.
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From rolling stone magazine.
Hello. Pleasure to see you again.
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How are the toe cramps?
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Annika has an interesting little theory about
the book that she's been sharing with us.
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A literary theory?
None for me, thank you.
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Well, I was just saying
how, when I reread the book,
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it just became completely obvious to me
that your fingerprints are all over it.
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My -- my fingerints? My -- my
stylistic fingerprints, my style.
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No, come on. Her style's
much more fluid than yours.
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I mean -- I mean you --
your personality, your, uh --
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your tics, that sense of
humor of yours, you know.
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Come on. It's you, isn't it?
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Excuse me?
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The guy in the book. It's a memoir.
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It's obviously based
on some real person.
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I-I-I see no reason to assume
something like that nowadays, you know.
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How about -- how about all these
people passing off their novels
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as true stories just because nobody
gives a fuck about fiction anymore?
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I find that fascinating.
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- Yeah, that's totally
boring.But -- - Not to me.
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but a sexy older man who seduces a
teenage girl, not knowing she's a teenager.
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Is that what this thing's
about? I got to get me a copy.
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Come on. Admit it. You guys obviously
had some kind of A... relationship, right?
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Annika, I think you're working
a little too hard tonight.
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How about we go meet zakk wylde?
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Who's zakk wylde?
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Excuse us. I have to throw this
chick out of my party. Come on.
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What the fuck are you doing?
You think this is funny?
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Uh, so she maybe writes a
little blurb about us. So what?
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It's not like they're gonna make you
go live in france with roman polanski.
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It'll just be one of those hypothetical,
"guess which washed-up novelist?" Things.
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Yeah. I don't think karen is
ever gonna look at it that way.
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She'll get over it... eventually.
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And it could be great publicity
for your book about ashby.
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Look, mia, not everybody that picks
up a pen sweats blood for publicity.
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You've got to disabuse
annika of this perspective.
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She believes what she believes.
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And it's your own damn fault.
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You shouldn't have given her
such a mind-blowing orgasm.
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What? That's what this is
about -- I didn't call her back?
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There was no repeat performance?
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No. I mean that that's
what tipped her off.
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She said that the real-life fucking
seemed a lot like the fucking in the book.
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What?
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Minus the punching, of course, so you
may want to get some new moves now.
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If you'll excuse me, I'm
gonna go enjoy my party.
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I think I may be over
my thing with older men.
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I mean, ever since I started
meditating -- don't say anything --
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oh, my god.
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I'm more in touch with the
emotions of the people around me.
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I'm not so ego-focused.
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Well, you sound like -- well,
okay. That's good, sweetie.
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That's -- that's -- that's progress,
right? That's why you went there.
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Did hank say anything to you about charlie
getting up to any weird shit while I was away?
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No. What?
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Well, you know, he's stress-eating,
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and he's not pawing at me
or pressuring me for sex.
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Well, thank god,
right?I mean --
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well, he seems restless.
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Well, honey, what about you?
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I have inner peace, baby.
I see what's important.
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And by being loyal and faithful to charlie,
I attract that same shit back into my life.
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That's how the universe works.
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I'm very proud of you.
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- You like that?
- Yes, I do.
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- Oh, yeah, come on.
- It's progress.
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Hey, not that way. Come.
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Why? Are there drugs
that way? I'm strong.
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- I can handle it.
- No. I'm not strong.
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Come on, let's go.
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What? It's just lew ashby.
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Well, right. I don't want to,
like, fan the flames, you know.
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What? He burns for you? Shit.
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I missed a lot, didn't I?
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No, you did not. He -- he's
like a toddler, you know.
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He sees something shiny in his
midst, and he -- he kind of wants it.
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You are shiny. Of course he does.
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- Oh, my god.
- What?
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- Oh, my god! Look! Look, look, look!
- What?
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I've been trying to give them
space -- it's damien and becca.
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- Where?
- Right there!
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Not everyone is freakishly tall!
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Okay. Can you see? That's sweet, isn't ?
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- No?
- Not really so sweet, no.
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- Why not?
- Because isn't that the becca right there?
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- That would be.
- Oh, my god. Take it.
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Oh, hey, bec! Come
here. Oh, no. Oh, god.
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I'm the best me I can possible be.
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I'm the best me I can possible be.
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I tell you, I'm just
fresh out of answers.
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Maybe marcy's right, you know.
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Maybe we all just need to surrender
to some higher power, you know, just --
233
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just be clear and let go.
234
00:12:12,740 --> 00:12:14,920
Fuck that. You sound like julian.
235
00:12:14,930 --> 00:12:16,780
Well, maybe julian's on to something.
236
00:12:16,790 --> 00:12:18,500
Guy gets more pussy
than either one of us.
237
00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:22,220
Either one of us? Who are you fucking
besides your wife and a porn star?
238
00:12:22,650 --> 00:12:24,380
Mind if I join you guys?
239
00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:26,310
- Yes.
- No. No. Pull up a chair.
240
00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:30,060
You've always had a unique ability
to talk sense into this man.
241
00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:31,860
Don't mind if I do.
242
00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:35,200
So, what compromising position has
he gotten himself into this time?
243
00:12:35,210 --> 00:12:38,110
Well, it seems that his new career
in porn is not enough for him.
244
00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:41,840
He also has to marry the porn star,
save her from her road to ruin.
245
00:12:41,860 --> 00:12:44,030
Apparently he's never seen "star 80."
246
00:12:44,070 --> 00:12:46,170
- What about marcy?
- What about marcy?
247
00:12:46,180 --> 00:12:48,340
- Here's a thought.
- What about marcy?
248
00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:52,560
Maybe the two people in this conversation who
have never been married should shut the fuck up
249
00:12:52,570 --> 00:12:54,810
and not pass judgment
on the one who has.
250
00:12:54,820 --> 00:12:56,460
Here's a thought right back at you.
251
00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:58,040
Maybe marcy's not the problem.
252
00:12:58,060 --> 00:12:59,710
I never said she was.
253
00:12:59,740 --> 00:13:03,230
"Damn my coke addict of a wife," I've
heard you say on several occasions.
254
00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:08,910
Mm, it seems to me you've traveled a long road to
end up right back where you were nine months ago --
255
00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:14,080
enthralled to some much younger woman who allows
you to feel like you're completely in control --
256
00:13:14,090 --> 00:13:16,370
a master of the universe, if you will.
257
00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:20,310
Or in his case, a masturbator
of the universe, if you will.
258
00:13:22,100 --> 00:13:23,700
Who knows?
259
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,880
Maybe it's your destiny, charlie runkle.
260
00:13:25,900 --> 00:13:28,370
- Maybe you were born to dominate...
- oh, no.
261
00:13:28,380 --> 00:13:34,600
In which case, my advice to you is embrace
it, be who you are, let your freak flag fly.
262
00:13:34,630 --> 00:13:36,860
Interesting.
263
00:13:36,870 --> 00:13:40,100
Becca, come on, sweetie.
Just let me in. Come on.
264
00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:43,920
What the hell? Somebody better
not be doing coke in there.
265
00:13:43,930 --> 00:13:46,720
- Oh, sorry. -
It's -- it's becca.
266
00:13:46,730 --> 00:13:47,410
Is she okay?
267
00:13:47,420 --> 00:13:52,520
She found that asshole boyfriend of
hers making out with another girl.
268
00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:58,230
Becca. It's lew ashby.
269
00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:01,620
Oh, well, that's just gonna do it.
270
00:14:01,630 --> 00:14:05,590
Becca, I know things are feeling
pretty shitty right now --
271
00:14:05,610 --> 00:14:07,110
crappy, whatever.
272
00:14:07,130 --> 00:14:11,960
But, uh, in two weeks, slipknot's at
the forum, and if you open up this door,
273
00:14:11,980 --> 00:14:15,960
let your mother in the bathroom,
you're there, backstage.
274
00:14:15,970 --> 00:14:17,490
You're at the freakin'
sound check, okay?
275
00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:22,550
You know what? That's really sweet,
but my daughter cannot be bribed.
276
00:14:23,670 --> 00:14:27,150
Not you... him.
277
00:14:28,290 --> 00:14:30,730
Okay.
278
00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:36,680
I'm really sorry. She's going
through some stuff, so...
279
00:14:36,990 --> 00:14:41,750
it's recently come to my attention
that men cannot be trusted.
280
00:14:41,770 --> 00:14:44,360
Truer words have never been spoken.
281
00:14:44,380 --> 00:14:50,070
Can you provide any assurance that you'll
follow through on this extravagant promise?
282
00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:54,250
Can you provide any assurance you're actually
gonna let your mother into the bathroom?
283
00:14:54,270 --> 00:14:55,610
No.
284
00:14:55,630 --> 00:15:00,270
So, I guess we have no choice
but to, uh, trust each other.
285
00:15:12,850 --> 00:15:15,860
Look.
286
00:15:15,870 --> 00:15:20,530
It's gonna take that dude 15 years
before he realizes what he's missing.
287
00:15:20,550 --> 00:15:25,850
He's missing a lot, 'cause
you're fucking magic.
288
00:15:26,230 --> 00:15:27,320
And if that's too long to wait,
289
00:15:27,350 --> 00:15:30,690
I can always get lemmy from motorhead to
cut off his cheeks with a straight razor.
290
00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:33,350
Totally up to you.
291
00:15:38,170 --> 00:15:40,390
Good?
292
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:45,300
Shake it off, princess.
293
00:15:50,610 --> 00:15:52,570
She's all yours.
294
00:15:52,580 --> 00:15:54,890
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
295
00:15:58,900 --> 00:16:01,990
Hey, you. What'd he say?
296
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:05,080
I'll never tell.
297
00:16:08,940 --> 00:16:11,110
Come here.
298
00:16:17,650 --> 00:16:20,670
So, I guess I'm the
biggest loser of all time.
299
00:16:20,690 --> 00:16:22,850
Not even close.
300
00:16:22,860 --> 00:16:28,080
Trusting someone does not make you into
a loser, okay, 'cause you took a leap.
301
00:16:28,110 --> 00:16:29,590
Into a brick wall.
302
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:32,320
And that's why it hurts so much.
303
00:16:32,330 --> 00:16:36,410
And all you can do is... let it hurt.
304
00:16:45,620 --> 00:16:47,870
Look who I found!
305
00:16:47,890 --> 00:16:49,640
- Daisy.
- Hi, baby.
306
00:16:49,650 --> 00:16:52,630
- Oh, so this is daisy.
- Yeah.
307
00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:56,090
Daisy, hank. Hank, daisy. You see that?
308
00:16:56,100 --> 00:16:58,650
Everybody really does
come to lew ashby'S.
309
00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:01,930
Have you seen the entire house,
all the nooks and crannies?
310
00:17:01,950 --> 00:17:03,920
- I could give you a guided tour.
- No, no, no.
311
00:17:03,930 --> 00:17:07,190
You're not squirreling her
away. No. I just found her.
312
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,760
So, what's the haps?
313
00:17:08,770 --> 00:17:12,750
Oh, nothing much. Just
same old, same old.
314
00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:15,890
Next guided tour leaving in 30 seconds.
Come on, we can talk about your work.
315
00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:20,600
I'm not a big fan of porn myself, but I was
-- don't get me wrong -- in my formative years.
316
00:17:20,610 --> 00:17:23,230
Daisy, what? You came
here all alone? What?
317
00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:24,960
Oh, no, no, no. She came with ronny.
318
00:17:24,970 --> 00:17:27,100
Where the fuck did he just get off to?
319
00:17:27,110 --> 00:17:28,070
- Ronny!
- Ronny.
320
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:31,810
Well, I'm not with ronny.
He was coming tonight.
321
00:17:31,820 --> 00:17:35,160
Thought it'd be fun to tag along,
so -- thought you guys might be here.
322
00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:37,910
I know lew ashby's
parties are really famous.
323
00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:38,770
Ronny!
324
00:17:38,790 --> 00:17:41,160
Oi, oi. How did I
know I'd find you here?
325
00:17:41,170 --> 00:17:42,330
Runkle, how you doing?
326
00:17:42,340 --> 00:17:46,900
Hank moody, ronny praeger, the very
gifted auteur behind "vaginatown."
327
00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:48,000
Oh, I'm honored. I'm a big fan.
328
00:17:48,010 --> 00:17:52,670
What is next for you, "a cock-work orange,"
or perhaps "2069: A sit-on-my-face odyssey"?
329
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:54,270
That's actually not too fucking bad.
330
00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:56,080
We've actually been talking
about it, haven't we, sweet tits?
331
00:17:56,100 --> 00:17:57,770
We've decided on "network."
332
00:17:57,780 --> 00:17:59,100
Oh, "network."
333
00:17:59,110 --> 00:18:00,950
No. What are you
talking about -- daisy?
334
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:04,120
She didn't tell you? Daisy
is getting out of porn.
335
00:18:04,130 --> 00:18:06,330
- You are?
- Daisy's ,re porn's over there.
336
00:18:06,340 --> 00:18:10,020
- Uh, you know, I'm giving it some thought.
- No.
337
00:18:10,030 --> 00:18:12,700
What kind of shit-for-brains
agent gave you that advice?
338
00:18:12,710 --> 00:18:13,880
That's terrible advice!
339
00:18:13,890 --> 00:18:17,600
I mean, seriously, when you've got 100%
usda choice beef like that slappin' about,
340
00:18:17,620 --> 00:18:20,380
you don't let it get to the freezer.
341
00:18:20,690 --> 00:18:22,280
Just back off, buddy, would you?
342
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:23,860
Okay? The decision's been made.
343
00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:26,220
Daisy doesn't want to do any more porn.
344
00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:29,160
And maybe you should just get your paws
off her, you know, give her a little space.
345
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:31,720
What the fuck do you
care where his paws are?
346
00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:34,990
I don't think a girl should be handled
like that against her will -- that's all.
347
00:18:35,010 --> 00:18:36,740
- It's fine.
- It's fine?
348
00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:39,310
It's fine he touches you? It's
fine you're out on a date with him?
349
00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:42,250
It's fine that -- that he's planning
the rest of your life for you?
350
00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:46,190
What? What? I mean, what about us?
351
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:47,680
Excuse me?
352
00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:50,260
- Professionally speaking.
- Charlie, you look like you need a refill.
353
00:18:50,270 --> 00:18:51,250
- You look dry.
- I think I should go.
354
00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:54,220
oh, no, no, no, no! No.
355
00:18:54,230 --> 00:19:00,740
No one's going anywhe , not till this skinny
little porno ho tells me what he meant just now.
356
00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:02,420
Charlie?
357
00:19:02,430 --> 00:19:03,630
Okay, you know what? All right, fine.
358
00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:09,100
I'm sorry, marcy, you know, but after all the shit
we've been through, you know, pretending is pointless.
359
00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:11,000
This is too much fucking work.
360
00:19:11,010 --> 00:19:13,490
You know, it's too much
mess, too much craziness.
361
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:16,680
I want to get a divorce.
I'm gonna be with daisy.
362
00:19:16,690 --> 00:19:20,360
There. I said it out
loud, can't take it back.
363
00:19:25,100 --> 00:19:27,050
You fucked my man.
364
00:19:27,070 --> 00:19:29,700
Marcy, I
-- marcy --
365
00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:34,590
- Ah, you bitch!
- Did you see that?
366
00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:37,760
You fucking whore!
367
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:39,880
What are you doing, moody?
368
00:19:39,890 --> 00:19:41,290
You can't stop a girl fight.
369
00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:43,820
- You might accidentally hit one of them.
- Asshole.
370
00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:46,600
You just had to go there, didn't you?
371
00:19:51,830 --> 00:19:54,630
No, go ahead. You do the honors.
372
00:20:02,460 --> 00:20:07,130
What we have here is a
failure to communicate.
373
00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:24,130
Errol flynn used to
swing from that thing.
374
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:26,860
What, no props for saving your life?
375
00:20:26,870 --> 00:20:28,290
Come on.
376
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:31,500
Hey, lew. Great party.
377
00:20:31,510 --> 00:20:34,070
You taking off? The night is young.
378
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:36,110
We'll talk.
379
00:20:36,140 --> 00:20:38,830
Bye, annika... staley.
380
00:20:39,180 --> 00:20:41,100
I used to know that girl.
What'd you do to her?
381
00:20:41,110 --> 00:20:45,940
I don't want to go into the exact details, but I
did solve that, uh, little problem you were having.
382
00:20:45,950 --> 00:20:47,920
You solved it just like that?
383
00:20:47,930 --> 00:20:49,560
Yes, I did.
384
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:55,460
I told annika that I was the sexy
older man that mia's been banging --
385
00:20:55,470 --> 00:20:56,910
you know, the one from the book.
386
00:20:56,930 --> 00:20:58,180
Yeah, but you haven't
even read the book.
387
00:20:58,220 --> 00:21:02,320
That's what you take me for,
right, like a functional illiterate?
388
00:21:03,070 --> 00:21:05,740
I read the little fucker
-- not your best work.
389
00:21:05,770 --> 00:21:06,930
Not my best work?
390
00:21:06,970 --> 00:21:09,460
Girls talk a lot after sex. I
mean, don't get down on yourself.
391
00:21:09,470 --> 00:21:11,070
You hadn't written one for a while.
392
00:21:11,090 --> 00:21:13,220
I'm sure the next one's
gonna be a lot better.
393
00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:16,490
You have to squeeze one out of the
chamber, let the good stuff come through.
394
00:21:20,020 --> 00:21:24,100
Well, thank you, and... for the other.
395
00:21:24,110 --> 00:21:26,270
Whatever, you know?
396
00:21:26,290 --> 00:21:28,540
No offense, but I'm a much bigger story.
397
00:21:28,550 --> 00:21:33,970
"Crazy record producer lives alone in big, empty house
with a taste for underage women" -- writes itself.
398
00:21:33,980 --> 00:21:35,580
- It's not the real story, though.
- It's a story.
399
00:21:35,590 --> 00:21:39,880
It's a version of the truth
-- the extended dance mix.
400
00:21:40,230 --> 00:21:42,460
So, problem solved.
401
00:21:42,470 --> 00:21:46,940
Marcy's gonna come back with us, and I'm
gonna put all the alcohol under lock and key.
402
00:21:46,950 --> 00:21:48,110
Oh, that's --
that's good.
403
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,920
Oh, no, I have a
bottle stashed --
404
00:21:50,930 --> 00:21:55,330
I know where all your
bottles are stashed. Yeah.
405
00:21:55,340 --> 00:21:56,750
Damn it.
406
00:21:56,760 --> 00:22:00,360
So, lew, it was a
truly disastrous party.
407
00:22:00,380 --> 00:22:03,160
- It was, wasn't it? Thank you.
- Thank you.
408
00:22:03,170 --> 00:22:06,230
- But you know what? I underestimated you.
- Me?
409
00:22:06,670 --> 00:22:11,640
In the heat of battle, you
shone through, your true colors.
410
00:22:13,300 --> 00:22:16,240
High praise.
411
00:22:16,250 --> 00:22:18,650
I better leave on that
note. Thanks for coming.
412
00:22:18,660 --> 00:22:21,110
Thanks for having me.
413
00:22:21,850 --> 00:22:25,040
See you.
414
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:27,910
What was that all about?
415
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:29,580
I'll never tell.
416
00:22:29,590 --> 00:22:31,120
More secrets, huh?
417
00:22:31,130 --> 00:22:33,320
I know. Well, you know,
it's such an effort.
418
00:22:33,330 --> 00:22:36,120
I have to retain my aura of mystery.
419
00:22:36,140 --> 00:22:38,680
It's no effort.
420
00:22:44,110 --> 00:22:46,880
- Good night.
- Good night.
421
00:22:59,970 --> 00:23:02,880
- Thought I'd be fashionably late.
- You came.
422
00:23:02,890 --> 00:23:06,840
- I was invited, right? - Yes, but
I-I never thought you'd actually show.
423
00:23:06,850 --> 00:23:08,710
Just wait right here.
Lew's, like, three feet away.
424
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:10,150
No, no, no. Wait a minute. Lew?
425
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:11,880
Yeah, lew.
426
00:23:11,900 --> 00:23:14,020
And what if I didn't come to see lew?
427
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:16,200
Then you're not making any sense, woman.
428
00:23:16,210 --> 00:23:19,880
I can't lie, hank moody. I think
you stirred something up in me.
429
00:23:20,710 --> 00:23:23,180
Memories -- misty, watercolored
ones. Look around, lady.
430
00:23:23,190 --> 00:23:27,370
All this is for you -- all of it -- the
crazy fucking house, the party, everything.
431
00:23:27,380 --> 00:23:29,330
- Really?
- Yeah.
432
00:23:29,340 --> 00:23:30,660
I already have a house.
433
00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:34,170
It's a totally soulless
one. This is a real house.
434
00:23:34,180 --> 00:23:38,490
It's old and broken and battered
'cause shit happens here -- real shit.
435
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:40,780
Yeah. Looks like some
real shit happened here.
436
00:23:40,790 --> 00:23:44,940
Ah, ignore that. Things fall
apart. They break. That's life.
437
00:23:44,950 --> 00:23:49,060
Oh, I see. So, life has to
be sad and broken, haunted?
438
00:23:49,070 --> 00:23:50,450
Yes.
439
00:23:50,460 --> 00:23:52,540
I don't buy it.
440
00:23:52,550 --> 00:23:54,090
This place looks awful.
441
00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:55,320
It looks like somebody died here.
442
00:23:55,330 --> 00:24:00,060
Somebody almost did, but not
tonight. Just wait here. Stay put.
443
00:24:00,070 --> 00:24:03,340
Hey, lew! Lew!
444
00:24:08,950 --> 00:24:12,390
Oh, yeah. I forgot about that.
445
00:24:18,230 --> 00:24:20,460
yes?
446
00:24:21,730 --> 00:24:24,720
out. Everybody out,
please. Please. Thank you.
447
00:24:24,730 --> 00:24:27,830
Wait. What the fuck are you
doing? Don't go. Don't go.
448
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:29,130
- What the f--
- she's here.
449
00:24:29,140 --> 00:24:31,760
- She who?
- "She who"? Janie, you asshole.
450
00:24:31,770 --> 00:24:33,690
She came.
451
00:24:33,700 --> 00:24:34,720
- No way.
- Yes way.
452
00:24:34,730 --> 00:24:36,710
Get your ass downstairs right now.
453
00:24:36,730 --> 00:24:39,400
No. I mean, ay w. No fucking
way I'm going down there.
454
00:24:39,410 --> 00:24:42,200
Did you not hear me?
455
00:24:42,210 --> 00:24:44,160
You -- you go
talk to her.
456
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:47,620
You want me to talk to her?
What is this, fifth grade?
457
00:24:47,630 --> 00:24:52,260
Look, I can't, I mean, not after all this
time, after all the shit that I pulled.
458
00:24:52,290 --> 00:24:55,290
I-I don't know. According to
her, you're not such a bad boy.
459
00:24:55,300 --> 00:24:59,060
I mean, you know, you love music a
little too much, blah, blah, blah.
460
00:24:59,070 --> 00:25:02,420
She said that shit? I mean,
maybe she really does love me.
461
00:25:02,430 --> 00:25:03,080
Why?
462
00:25:03,090 --> 00:25:07,480
Because it's a big fucking lie because
I did all kinds of bad shit to her.
463
00:25:07,490 --> 00:25:10,370
I-I fucked around constantly.
I crashed a car into her house.
464
00:25:10,380 --> 00:25:15,610
I, you know, shit -- once I
even... made her get an abortion.
465
00:25:15,620 --> 00:25:16,850
You made her?
466
00:25:16,860 --> 00:25:19,080
Well, it's not like I
did it myself or anything.
467
00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:21,440
- It's just...
- what?
468
00:25:23,570 --> 00:25:26,780
I was kind of fucking this
other girl at the same time.
469
00:25:26,790 --> 00:25:29,040
- While she was pregnant?
- Sure.
470
00:25:29,050 --> 00:25:30,240
Only you didn't know that.
471
00:25:30,250 --> 00:25:33,680
No, I knew. I
just -- I was...
472
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:35,970
scared shitless, s.
473
00:25:35,990 --> 00:25:37,910
- kind of like you are right now?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
474
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:40,430
Sit down, ratso rizzo,
you're making me nervous.
475
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:42,830
Come on. Have a seat.
476
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:45,810
I'm only gonna say this once, so
I want you to listen, all right?
477
00:25:45,820 --> 00:25:51,830
No matter what you did,
don't give up. Do not give up.
478
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:53,050
Why
479
00:25:53,060 --> 00:25:57,150
because if she loves
you, she'll forgive you.
480
00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:58,320
You really believe that?
481
00:25:58,330 --> 00:26:02,300
I have to. Otherwise there's no point.
482
00:26:02,730 --> 00:26:07,610
There is no life without love
-- none worth having, anyway.
483
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:13,830
Fuck it. You're right.
484
00:26:14,140 --> 00:26:17,140
All right. I'm gonna do
this. It's gonna suck.
485
00:26:17,690 --> 00:26:18,980
How do I look?
486
00:26:18,990 --> 00:26:20,920
- Like a big douche bag...
- thank you.
487
00:26:20,930 --> 00:26:24,220
A very, very sexy douche bag.
488
00:26:24,850 --> 00:26:27,710
- Just let me grab my jacket.
- All right.
489
00:26:28,020 --> 00:26:31,130
- Fix my hair.
- There you go.
490
00:26:34,550 --> 00:26:36,320
- You got it.
- Hang on.
491
00:26:36,330 --> 00:26:38,680
What? You're gonna do that now?
492
00:26:39,780 --> 00:26:40,880
Okay, hurry up.
493
00:26:40,890 --> 00:26:42,990
Chill out. Do you want
-- do you want one?
494
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,560
Just go ahead. You first.
495
00:26:48,030 --> 00:26:52,450
Come on. Come on.
496
00:26:54,730 --> 00:26:57,710
You good? Fortified?
497
00:26:58,030 --> 00:27:01,430
Let's go. Let's go.
498
00:27:03,060 --> 00:27:06,180
What?
499
00:27:06,710 --> 00:27:12,170
Lew. Lew! Lew! Shit. Lew.
500
00:27:12,180 --> 00:27:15,010
Where's your fucking pe
501
00:27:15,710 --> 00:27:18,640
I got it. I got it. I got it.
502
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:22,740
There you go. That's good, right?
503
00:27:22,750 --> 00:27:27,200
lew! lew! Lew.
504
00:27:28,030 --> 00:27:31,640
Lew! Lew!
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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