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Previously on Californication...

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My name is Hank.

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I know.

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Mia.

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This is Mia, Bill's
daughter, and this is Hank.

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You... you two know each other?

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No.

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She's 16.

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16, wow.

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It's not a memoir.

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It's a written account of my
sexual relationship with you.

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Written by me as a fucking novel.

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Even I'm confused, and
I stole the damn thing.

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Oh, didn't you get the memo?

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I'm taking "Fucking &
Punching" all over this

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fair country of ours...

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Coming soon to a super-sized
bookstore near you.

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They came...

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The divorce papers.

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I have said all along I still love you.

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Fuck your pussy.

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Ow! Oh, my back!

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You okay?

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Okay.

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What the fuck is this?

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Fucking retarded.

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Ow.

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Retarded and sweet...

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Just like you, Runkle.

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I can't believe you
slept with all of them.

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Yes, I suppose I did.

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So what, you're saying we
just pack up and leave L.A.?

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The three of us move
back to New York together?

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Yeah, end of the semester, whatever.

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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com

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And I'm there with you in ensenada

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and I'm here in Echo Park carmelita

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What is it about New York, Hank?

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What do you think
you're gonna find there?

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Happiness.

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I'll be happy...

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Finally.

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Are you sure?

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Yes, of course I'm sure.

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It's what I want.

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I love you.

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Wherever you go, there you are.

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Oh, well, that is true, honey, but...

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Why do you drink so much?

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Are you punishing yourself?

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Do you feel guilty about something?

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I miss fucking you.

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Mm, I miss it too, but I
just can't do that anymore.

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I don't care anymore, Hank.

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Our best days are behind us now.

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You're just chasing the dragon.

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We're never gonna live
happily ever after.

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You're gonna die poor, drunk, and alone.

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I was available, Hank.

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Why didn't you love me back?

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Well, because I love her.

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You're my role model, you know,

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for men, for relationships.

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What hope could I possibly have?

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I think I'm sinking down and I'm all

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strung out on heroin on
the outskirts of town.

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Oh! Ah!

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Are you okay?

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Oh, I'm fine. I'm fine.

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What up, ladies?

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Your daughter has a question for you.

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All right.

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Ask away, shortness.

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What's that place, again,
with the really good bagels?

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Oh, how soon they forget.

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Murray's, the answer is Murray's.

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Murray's.

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That's right.

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What about that other
place, on the west side,

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we go for breakfast sometimes?

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Barney something...

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Yeah, Greengrass...

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Barney Greengrass, where
you may have very well

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been conceived, young lady.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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Actually, no, it was
the bathroom at CBGB's.

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Jesus Christ, boundaries, people.

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Yeah, well, we went to the bathroom

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at greengrass the next
day, if you recall.

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And... and who's to say which
batch of seed took root, woman?

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- This is true.
- And there goes my appetite.

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We should maybe go pay a
visit there, to that shrine

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to your vagin... a.

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One of these days I'm going to
start talking openly about sex,

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and you're not gonna like it.

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Can you pass the orange juice?

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Of course.

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Shut up!

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Come on!

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This is fun.

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I'm gonna miss this.
I'm gonna miss you, man.

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I'm gonna miss you
too, vanilla sweetness.

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No, I mean, I'm really gonna miss you.

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You are my best friend, Hank.

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Why don't you just come
to new York with us?

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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You can be our houseboy, homeboy.

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That would be fun, actually, yeah.

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I could make you guys breakfast.

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I could help Becca get
dressed and ready for school.

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She's not a toddler, you fucktard.

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Oh, I don't know. I
don't have any kids...

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- Yet.
- What do you mean "yet?"

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You've had, like, five vasectomies.

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Two, buddy boy, two.

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And, you know, I think maybe
it might be time for a reversal.

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I think I might like to
make a baby with Marcy.

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- Interesting.
- Mm.

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Has... has Marcy shown any inclination

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that she might want to
make a baby with you?

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I have reason to believe she
might be open to such a thing.

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Yes, I do.

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Would that be before or after
the divorce papers come through?

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No, no, no... you don't know, Hank.

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We've been getting along
like gangbusters lately.

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Really, I would say,
if I was a bettin' man,

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that these two crazy kids
are gonna work it out.

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Yes, we are back...
up high. Give me five.

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Way up, in the air.

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- Up...
- Too high for me.

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Yeah, okay.

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Honey, I'm home.

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Hey, look what the cat dragged in.

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Hi, Hank.

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Wow, it's my favorite female novelist.

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Doesn't she look beautiful?

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Yes, she does. Look at you
all footloose and fancy-free

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and grown up.

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Yeah, I'm glad I caught you guys

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before you took off for New York.

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So, uh, what... what brings you to...

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to these fair parts?

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The, uh, paperback is coming out,

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and we're doing a little
signing/reading in Venice.

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I want you guys to come.

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Oh, God, would that we could,

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but we have too much with the packing.

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It's overwhelming, really,

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and we got to set our
affairs in order, so to speak.

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No, I... I... that's all taken care of.

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I... I said yes already,

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- that we'd go.
- Of course you did.

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Well, and also, Mia wants to

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introduce us to someone.

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Oh, a parole officer, perhaps?

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A boyfriend, and it's serious, right?

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Yeah, well, he is pretty great.

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Is it love?

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Well, what does... what
does she know of love?

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She's far too young to
speak on such matters.

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Too young? Hank,
didn't you get the memo?

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I'm totally legal now.

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Good to know.

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Man, this is gonna be
just way too much fun.

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Right?

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Are you sure you don't want me
to stay home and watch Becca?

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- Because...
- What is wrong with you?

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I don't deserve to have this much fun.

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[Phone ringing] You know what?

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That's probably Becca right now.

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We're coming.

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Hello?

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Hey, sweetie, guess...

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Well, as much as I'd love
to stay and watch you squirm,

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I, uh... I got to get moving.

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But I'll see you tonight,
right? I'm looking forward to it.

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So am I... so much so. Okay.

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And just so you know,
after all this time,

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you still make me a little wet.

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Toodle-loo!

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I'm shuttering the agency.

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What? Why?

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[chuckles]

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Yeah, it's time this old broad
hung up her dancing shoes,

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time I kicked back,

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relaxed, spent a little
quality time with my Dickie.

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So many positions left to explore.

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And I have to work on this.

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What am be dat?

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My memoir.

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Wow.

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I would love to read it sometime.

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Oh, I want you to read it.

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And then I want you to sell it.

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That's right, Runkle.

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I want you to be my agent.

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What are you talking
about, Sue? You fired me.

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Look, Runkle, whether
you know it or not,

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you're a Maverick, a renegade.

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You beat off to the
March of your own drummer.

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That's the kind of agent I want.

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That's the kind of agent
I've always tried to be.

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[chuckling]

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And in the meantime,

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you can take me.

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[sighs]

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Oh, okay, I see where this is going.

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You're dangling
your memoirs--

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which I know I can sell the
shit out of, by the way...

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as an excuse to continue
our torrid little affair.

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[Groaning]

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I don't see why the two
cannot peacefully coexist.

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Because I love my wife, Sue.

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We're on a serious upswing now.

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And I am sick and tired of
your constant sexual harassment.

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You say harassment.

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I say a couple of big, juicy
orgasms between friends.

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All right, we'll have it your way...

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completely professional.

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Thank you, Sue.

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Utterly boring.

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Aw...

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[Sighs] Collini... wet.

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Love the writing...

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so visceral and real.

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Who are some of your influences?

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Oh, God, uh, there are so many.

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Um, but if I had to narrow it down,

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I guess I'd have to say Bukowski...

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[groaning]

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Um, Nabokov.

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But I guess the writer
who really shaped me,

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the one who was my last true influence

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before I started doing
this professionally,

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that would have to be Hank Moody.

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[Applause]

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Oh, all right. Thank you.

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You're so Moody.

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You must be Hank and Karen.

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Yes.

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Paul Ryder, Mia's manager.

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- Oh, hey.
- Wow.

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Mia's got a manager now.

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- Uh-huh. - What is
this world coming to?

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[chuckles] Oh, you'd be surprised.

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Careers need guidance, nurturing.

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- Sure.
- You hear that? Nurturing.

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I suppose, if you're
into that sort of thing.

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Hey, I'm... I just...
I wanted to tell you,

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I'm a really big fan.

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- Oh.
- So...

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Anyway, Mia wanted me to invite you guys

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back to the house for a drink.

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- No.
- Yes.

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You will. You will see us later.

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- Okay.
- Okay.

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All right.

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What the fuck is wrong with you, woman?

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He's a big fan of yours, okay?

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It'll all be about you.

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Do you want to bone?

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Do I want to bone?

264
00:10:58,331 --> 00:11:00,633
Does the pope shit in the Vatican?

265
00:11:00,667 --> 00:11:02,134
- In the woods.
- What?

266
00:11:02,169 --> 00:11:03,335
Does the pope shit in the woods?

267
00:11:03,370 --> 00:11:04,837
That's the joke.

268
00:11:04,871 --> 00:11:06,205
I know. I modified it.

269
00:11:06,239 --> 00:11:09,108
That's what funny people do.

270
00:11:09,142 --> 00:11:10,810
Whatever, dude.

271
00:11:10,844 --> 00:11:14,780
You know, I have been thinking
about getting a reversal...

272
00:11:17,150 --> 00:11:20,386
of my vasectomy.

273
00:11:20,420 --> 00:11:22,288
- Why?
- Why?

274
00:11:22,322 --> 00:11:24,990
In case I want to have kids one day.

275
00:11:25,025 --> 00:11:27,660
Do you think that's a good idea?

276
00:11:30,030 --> 00:11:32,131
I think...

277
00:11:32,165 --> 00:11:33,532
Shut up and fuck me.

278
00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:35,701
I can do that.

279
00:11:37,170 --> 00:11:38,871
Oh...

280
00:11:38,905 --> 00:11:41,240
Party people everywhere, raise the roof.

281
00:11:41,274 --> 00:11:42,942
Hi, guys. I'm so glad you could make it.

282
00:11:42,976 --> 00:11:46,145
- Hey, you were great.
- Oh, thanks.

283
00:11:46,179 --> 00:11:48,814
Oh, thanks. Thanks.

284
00:11:48,849 --> 00:11:52,418
- Did you guys meet Paul?
- Yes.

285
00:11:52,452 --> 00:11:54,720
So where's the fella?

286
00:11:54,754 --> 00:11:57,790
This is my fellow.

287
00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:01,660
Your boyfriend is your manager?

288
00:12:01,695 --> 00:12:02,728
Uh-huh.

289
00:12:02,762 --> 00:12:04,663
Ow.

290
00:12:04,698 --> 00:12:08,534
[Laughter]

291
00:12:08,568 --> 00:12:10,536
So is there going to be a movie?

292
00:12:10,570 --> 00:12:12,471
Uh, it sure looks like it.

293
00:12:12,506 --> 00:12:14,006
We're talking to Evan Rachel Wood.

294
00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:15,374
Oh, my God, that's awesome.

295
00:12:15,408 --> 00:12:16,876
- She would be great.
- Rachel who?

296
00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:18,077
Yeah.

297
00:12:18,111 --> 00:12:19,478
The script's out to directors right now.

298
00:12:19,513 --> 00:12:21,480
Did... did you write
the script, sweetie?

299
00:12:21,515 --> 00:12:23,349
Oh, no.

300
00:12:23,383 --> 00:12:26,285
Screenwriting's not really
my thing... too many rules.

301
00:12:26,319 --> 00:12:27,653
I'll stick to fiction.

302
00:12:27,687 --> 00:12:30,256
Yeah, that's a good call.
You stick to fiction.

303
00:12:30,290 --> 00:12:32,391
[Muffled talking]

304
00:12:32,425 --> 00:12:33,659
Yeah, well, um,

305
00:12:33,693 --> 00:12:35,561
you know, I think Evan might
be around here somewhere

306
00:12:35,595 --> 00:12:36,896
do you want to meet her?

307
00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:37,997
I'll introduce you guys.

308
00:12:38,031 --> 00:12:39,965
- Oh, yeah, me too.
- Who?

309
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:43,536
Honey... okay, but I would like a kiss.

310
00:12:43,570 --> 00:12:45,571
Kiss me.

311
00:12:45,605 --> 00:12:47,773
[Muffled talking and moaning]

312
00:12:53,647 --> 00:12:55,581
So...

313
00:12:55,615 --> 00:12:56,649
Working on anything?

314
00:12:56,683 --> 00:12:57,683
Oh, God, no.

315
00:12:57,717 --> 00:12:59,185
Uh, just mostly my tan.

316
00:12:59,219 --> 00:13:00,686
I'm trying to get that all-over deal.

317
00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:02,821
It's hard to get the taint
nice and golden, though.

318
00:13:02,856 --> 00:13:05,324
I imagine so.

319
00:13:05,358 --> 00:13:07,059
It's been a while, though, huh,

320
00:13:07,093 --> 00:13:10,362
since you had something out there?

321
00:13:10,397 --> 00:13:12,965
Don't worry about me, buddy boy.

322
00:13:12,999 --> 00:13:14,099
Worry about Mia.

323
00:13:14,134 --> 00:13:17,002
I do worry about her.

324
00:13:17,037 --> 00:13:20,105
She's having some trouble
with her second book.

325
00:13:20,140 --> 00:13:22,274
I'm not surprised.

326
00:13:22,309 --> 00:13:23,409
Why?

327
00:13:26,513 --> 00:13:28,514
It's just that writing's hard, you know.

328
00:13:28,548 --> 00:13:30,683
Writing's fucking
hard, wunderkind or not.

329
00:13:30,717 --> 00:13:32,384
Fuck, yeah, it's hard.

330
00:13:32,419 --> 00:13:33,419
Yeah.

331
00:13:33,453 --> 00:13:35,020
That's funny, because I thought

332
00:13:35,055 --> 00:13:37,723
you were meaning it
because she didn't write

333
00:13:37,757 --> 00:13:39,792
"Fucking & Punching" in the first place.

334
00:13:43,964 --> 00:13:45,531
I don't know what you're
talking about, friend.

335
00:13:45,565 --> 00:13:47,666
That's between you and your client.

336
00:13:49,569 --> 00:13:51,403
[sighs]

337
00:13:51,438 --> 00:13:53,739
Her publisher asked her to write

338
00:13:53,773 --> 00:13:57,009
some extra pages for the paperback.

339
00:13:57,043 --> 00:13:58,844
She told me she
couldn't... too stressed.

340
00:13:58,878 --> 00:14:01,814
So I took care of it,
managed expectations,

341
00:14:01,848 --> 00:14:04,216
told them the road was taking its toll.

342
00:14:04,251 --> 00:14:05,451
They bought it.

343
00:14:05,485 --> 00:14:07,653
No big deal.

344
00:14:07,687 --> 00:14:10,222
I had a feeling...

345
00:14:10,257 --> 00:14:13,292
So I kept pressing her to
show me some more pages.

346
00:14:13,326 --> 00:14:16,061
She finally did, and they were rambling,

347
00:14:16,096 --> 00:14:18,964
incoherent, pretentious.

348
00:14:18,999 --> 00:14:22,334
Ot the same voice behind
"Fucking & Punching"...

349
00:14:22,369 --> 00:14:24,803
not even close, night and day.

350
00:14:24,838 --> 00:14:28,540
So I start asking questions.

351
00:14:28,575 --> 00:14:30,776
Didn't take long.

352
00:14:30,810 --> 00:14:33,712
She broke down, told me everything.

353
00:14:38,652 --> 00:14:41,620
Everything?

354
00:14:41,655 --> 00:14:44,890
Quite the literary
scandal we have here...

355
00:14:44,924 --> 00:14:48,861
which is not a bad thing necessarily.

356
00:14:48,895 --> 00:14:52,197
What the fuck is that suppose to mean?

357
00:14:52,232 --> 00:14:55,134
Think about it, Hank?

358
00:14:55,168 --> 00:14:57,569
What if she came clean?

359
00:14:57,604 --> 00:14:59,605
Told the story behind the story.

360
00:14:59,639 --> 00:15:02,975
Her fame suddenly becomes
something else entirely,

361
00:15:03,009 --> 00:15:04,877
something I can work with.

362
00:15:04,911 --> 00:15:06,512
Who knows? Maybe she goes on Oprah,

363
00:15:06,546 --> 00:15:07,846
a fucking reality show...

364
00:15:07,881 --> 00:15:09,782
I don't know. I'm just spitballing here.

365
00:15:09,816 --> 00:15:11,116
But it's better than fading away,

366
00:15:11,151 --> 00:15:13,952
and best of all, you
get your book back...

367
00:15:13,987 --> 00:15:15,654
maybe some infamy of your own.

368
00:15:15,689 --> 00:15:16,789
The publishing world

369
00:15:16,823 --> 00:15:19,558
knows you as this brilliant train wreck.

370
00:15:19,592 --> 00:15:21,927
Let everyone else in on it.

371
00:15:21,961 --> 00:15:26,432
I can get you a
tell-all deal like that.

372
00:15:26,466 --> 00:15:30,502
You think this shit is funny?

373
00:15:30,537 --> 00:15:33,505
No, I think it's a fucking disaster.

374
00:15:33,540 --> 00:15:36,108
My biggest client is a fraud.

375
00:15:36,142 --> 00:15:37,676
I'm trying to make the
best of a bad situation.

376
00:15:37,711 --> 00:15:40,679
Fuck you. You're trying to
capitalize on a bad situation.

377
00:15:40,714 --> 00:15:42,448
Look, I know that you're all pissed off

378
00:15:42,482 --> 00:15:45,017
at the world right now, and
you want to take it out on me.

379
00:15:45,051 --> 00:15:46,318
But just remember,

380
00:15:46,353 --> 00:15:47,820
I'm not the one that
fucked an underage girl.

381
00:15:47,854 --> 00:15:51,724
At least I waited till she was 18.

382
00:15:51,758 --> 00:15:52,825
Hey.

383
00:15:52,859 --> 00:15:55,527
Are you boys getting along?

384
00:15:55,562 --> 00:15:58,297
Famously.

385
00:15:58,331 --> 00:16:00,733
- Hey, sweetie.
- Isn't he a genius, Hank?

386
00:16:00,767 --> 00:16:03,502
Oh, please, I'm a mere businessman.

387
00:16:03,536 --> 00:16:05,671
You artists are the real geniuses.

388
00:16:05,705 --> 00:16:08,073
To Mia...

389
00:16:08,108 --> 00:16:10,309
And to her greatest influence.

390
00:16:26,059 --> 00:16:29,528
Yes, you certainly could
be in a lot of trouble.

391
00:16:29,562 --> 00:16:31,330
But I didn't know.

392
00:16:31,364 --> 00:16:32,831
Doesn't matter.

393
00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:34,833
It's your word against hers, and sorry,

394
00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:37,736
but no one believes a
word out of your mouth.

395
00:16:37,771 --> 00:16:40,005
I thought I was charming.

396
00:16:40,039 --> 00:16:41,740
- Not that charming.

397
00:16:46,146 --> 00:16:48,213
- Hank!
- Hey. Whoa, whoa.

398
00:16:48,248 --> 00:16:51,216
[Girls laughing]

399
00:16:51,251 --> 00:16:54,920
Hey.

400
00:16:54,954 --> 00:16:56,221
Karen!

401
00:16:56,256 --> 00:16:58,791
- Hey!
- Come on. Stop!

402
00:16:58,825 --> 00:17:00,893
- Oh, Hank!

403
00:17:00,927 --> 00:17:04,229
[Girls laughing]

404
00:17:08,835 --> 00:17:12,237
- Don't go.
- Don't leave. Stay with us.

405
00:17:12,272 --> 00:17:14,573
- Becca!
- Stay!

406
00:17:18,178 --> 00:17:19,311
Karen!

407
00:17:22,449 --> 00:17:23,515
Karen!

408
00:17:47,674 --> 00:17:49,174
I think she's talking about Rexy.

409
00:17:49,209 --> 00:17:51,343
Isn't that where she's
like, "he's just so stupid"?

410
00:17:51,377 --> 00:17:54,713
[Both laughing]

411
00:17:56,549 --> 00:17:58,217
Are you okay?

412
00:17:58,251 --> 00:17:59,585
Yeah, I'm good.

413
00:17:59,619 --> 00:18:03,856
I just, uh... I didn't
sleep very well last night.

414
00:18:03,890 --> 00:18:05,624
Okay, well...

415
00:18:05,658 --> 00:18:07,059
Hey, why don't you, um...

416
00:18:07,093 --> 00:18:09,528
why don't you take this
sourpuss out for a walk

417
00:18:09,562 --> 00:18:11,663
or something, all right?

418
00:18:11,698 --> 00:18:13,665
I've got... I've got
so much packing to do.

419
00:18:13,700 --> 00:18:14,800
I'm so excited!

420
00:18:27,347 --> 00:18:30,349
[Door opens, closes]

421
00:18:33,186 --> 00:18:36,655
You know what I'm going to miss?

422
00:18:36,689 --> 00:18:38,657
These walks.

423
00:18:38,691 --> 00:18:41,827
When I think back on L.A.,
that's what I'll remember.

424
00:18:44,464 --> 00:18:46,131
I'm sorry, sweetie.
Did you say something?

425
00:18:46,165 --> 00:18:48,600
Never mind.

426
00:18:50,203 --> 00:18:53,238
There's something I have to tell you.

427
00:18:53,273 --> 00:18:55,274
Dad?

428
00:18:55,308 --> 00:18:56,909
All right, go for it.

429
00:18:56,943 --> 00:18:59,344
I haven't told mom yet.

430
00:18:59,379 --> 00:19:03,248
For some reason, I feel like
I need to tell you first.

431
00:19:03,283 --> 00:19:04,616
Okay.

432
00:19:04,651 --> 00:19:07,819
The other night, when I
slept over at Chelsea's...

433
00:19:07,854 --> 00:19:09,087
Yeah.

434
00:19:09,122 --> 00:19:10,222
We snuck out.

435
00:19:10,256 --> 00:19:11,390
Becca.

436
00:19:11,424 --> 00:19:14,192
It's not as bad as it sounds, dad.

437
00:19:14,227 --> 00:19:18,697
And wouldn't you rather I
be honest about this stuff?

438
00:19:18,731 --> 00:19:20,899
Yes, of course. Okay.

439
00:19:20,934 --> 00:19:22,067
Go ahead.

440
00:19:22,101 --> 00:19:25,504
So we were just wandering around campus,

441
00:19:25,538 --> 00:19:27,839
and we met these boys.

442
00:19:27,874 --> 00:19:29,474
Okay, now I'm vaguely nauseous.

443
00:19:29,509 --> 00:19:31,109
Just bear with me, okay?

444
00:19:31,144 --> 00:19:32,144
Mm-hmm.

445
00:19:32,178 --> 00:19:33,745
Well, Chelsea immediately hooked up

446
00:19:33,780 --> 00:19:35,247
with the dickish good-looking one

447
00:19:35,281 --> 00:19:38,450
and spent the night in his dorm room.

448
00:19:38,484 --> 00:19:41,486
I ended up "sexiled" with the nerd...

449
00:19:41,521 --> 00:19:42,821
the Michael Cera type.

450
00:19:42,855 --> 00:19:43,989
Michael who?

451
00:19:44,023 --> 00:19:45,023
t doesn't matter.

452
00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:46,291
The point is,

453
00:19:46,326 --> 00:19:48,226
we ended up walking and
talking all night long.

454
00:19:48,261 --> 00:19:50,562
He was really sweet, a total gentleman.

455
00:19:50,597 --> 00:19:54,600
All right, well, I
like the sound of that.

456
00:19:54,634 --> 00:19:56,935
He did kiss me, though.

457
00:19:56,970 --> 00:19:58,737
Here comes another wave.

458
00:19:58,771 --> 00:20:01,940
It was nice to have a
boy want to kiss you.

459
00:20:01,975 --> 00:20:04,743
He tried to go further,
but I stopped him.

460
00:20:04,777 --> 00:20:06,011
Ah, that's my girl.

461
00:20:06,045 --> 00:20:07,479
He was totally sweet about it.

462
00:20:07,513 --> 00:20:09,147
- Okay.
- Very understanding.

463
00:20:09,182 --> 00:20:10,282
Sounds good.

464
00:20:10,316 --> 00:20:12,351
Heard me out, didn't push it.

465
00:20:12,385 --> 00:20:13,685
That's great. All right.

466
00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:15,087
But we did it anyway.

467
00:20:15,121 --> 00:20:16,655
Right...

468
00:20:16,689 --> 00:20:17,823
Wait, what?

469
00:20:17,857 --> 00:20:20,292
What... you did... you did what?

470
00:20:20,326 --> 00:20:21,593
Don't be mad at me, okay?

471
00:20:21,628 --> 00:20:22,995
I don't know if I could
take that right now.

472
00:20:23,029 --> 00:20:24,329
But...

473
00:20:24,364 --> 00:20:26,231
We used protection. He
had a condom in his wallet

474
00:20:26,265 --> 00:20:28,600
that he said had been
there since high school.

475
00:20:28,635 --> 00:20:31,269
It wasn't love, and it
wasn't perfect or anything.

476
00:20:31,304 --> 00:20:33,739
But I'm glad I did
it. I got it over with.

477
00:20:33,773 --> 00:20:35,941
- But...
- And I wanted to tell you first

478
00:20:35,975 --> 00:20:37,175
because I wanted you to know

479
00:20:37,210 --> 00:20:39,611
[voice breaking] that
you didn't fuck me up.

480
00:20:39,646 --> 00:20:42,247
My life is tough and weird
and unpleasant sometimes,

481
00:20:42,281 --> 00:20:43,682
but I walk around knowing

482
00:20:43,716 --> 00:20:46,418
that I have parents who
love me, who care about me,

483
00:20:46,452 --> 00:20:51,056
who always try their best,
even if they screw up sometimes.

484
00:20:51,090 --> 00:20:53,892
I know I gave you a hard
time when mom was gone,

485
00:20:53,926 --> 00:20:56,428
but I hope you know
that I love you, dad.

486
00:20:56,462 --> 00:20:57,629
And I always will.

487
00:21:06,172 --> 00:21:08,240
All right.

488
00:21:08,274 --> 00:21:11,376
Um...

489
00:21:11,411 --> 00:21:13,178
Can you, uh...

490
00:21:13,212 --> 00:21:16,348
Can you wait till New York
to tell your mom about this?

491
00:21:16,382 --> 00:21:17,816
Okay.

492
00:21:17,850 --> 00:21:19,651
Okay.

493
00:21:23,656 --> 00:21:26,558
I'm a woman now, dad.

494
00:21:28,728 --> 00:21:30,395
Oh...

495
00:22:24,050 --> 00:22:25,884
You don't want to do this.

496
00:22:25,918 --> 00:22:26,952
Do what, Hank?

497
00:22:26,986 --> 00:22:28,453
Come on, don't fuck with me.

498
00:22:28,488 --> 00:22:30,021
You must have some
idea what he's thinking.

499
00:22:30,056 --> 00:22:31,223
Why would you tell him?

500
00:22:31,257 --> 00:22:32,991
Because I'm in love with him.

501
00:22:33,025 --> 00:22:35,227
People in love tell
each other everything.

502
00:22:35,261 --> 00:22:38,196
Well, maybe not in your case.

503
00:22:38,231 --> 00:22:40,799
Mia, you can do better than this guy.

504
00:22:40,833 --> 00:22:41,933
You can.

505
00:22:41,968 --> 00:22:44,202
Oh, yeah? Who's better, you?

506
00:22:44,237 --> 00:22:46,538
This past year has been
a roller-coaster ride,

507
00:22:46,572 --> 00:22:48,273
and he's been the only
one taking care of me.

508
00:22:48,307 --> 00:22:49,441
Come on, I know you.

509
00:22:49,475 --> 00:22:50,876
You're a mischievous little fuck,

510
00:22:50,910 --> 00:22:52,344
but you're not malicious.

511
00:22:52,378 --> 00:22:53,678
Forget about me.

512
00:22:53,713 --> 00:22:56,448
Think about Karen,
and think about Becca.

513
00:22:56,482 --> 00:22:57,749
This is gonna hurt them.

514
00:22:57,784 --> 00:22:59,451
Is that what you want?

515
00:22:59,485 --> 00:23:01,787
Look, it's my story to tell,

516
00:23:01,821 --> 00:23:04,422
and my story includes the
fact that I seduced you.

517
00:23:04,457 --> 00:23:06,424
You didn't know how old I was.

518
00:23:06,459 --> 00:23:09,294
It's not like I'm going to
press charges or anything.

519
00:23:09,328 --> 00:23:11,163
You really think that
matters at this point?

520
00:23:11,197 --> 00:23:12,464
Karen loves you.

521
00:23:12,498 --> 00:23:14,800
She treated you like you
were her own daughter.

522
00:23:14,834 --> 00:23:16,935
And Becca looks up to
you like a big sister.

523
00:23:22,175 --> 00:23:24,543
It seemed like a good idea at the time.

524
00:23:24,577 --> 00:23:26,711
It doesn't feel so
great, though, you know,

525
00:23:26,746 --> 00:23:28,213
to be famous for no reason.

526
00:23:28,247 --> 00:23:30,649
Sometimes I can go
along with it just fine,

527
00:23:30,683 --> 00:23:34,886
and I remember...

528
00:23:34,921 --> 00:23:36,888
That's the thing about secrets, Hank,

529
00:23:36,923 --> 00:23:39,457
they have a funny way of coming out.

530
00:23:39,492 --> 00:23:41,927
You okay, baby?

531
00:23:41,961 --> 00:23:46,298
I'm fine... fine.

532
00:23:46,332 --> 00:23:47,632
Can you just fuck off?

533
00:23:47,667 --> 00:23:49,534
Give us five minutes?

534
00:23:49,569 --> 00:23:51,803
Hank, it doesn't have to be this way.

535
00:23:51,838 --> 00:23:53,805
We could all just put
our heads together.

536
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:55,040
We could figure out the best way

537
00:23:55,074 --> 00:23:56,641
to approach this whole thing.

538
00:23:56,676 --> 00:23:58,443
I know that you don't
want to upset your family.

539
00:23:58,477 --> 00:23:59,778
I'm sensitive to that.

540
00:23:59,812 --> 00:24:02,614
Really? Yeah, okay.
You're sensitive to that.

541
00:24:02,648 --> 00:24:04,883
You don't know anything about my family.

542
00:24:04,917 --> 00:24:08,119
No, not much. I'll admit to that.

543
00:24:08,154 --> 00:24:09,721
But from what I do know,

544
00:24:09,755 --> 00:24:12,657
you're not exactly the model patriarch.

545
00:24:23,135 --> 00:24:25,937
Stop! Hank!

546
00:24:25,972 --> 00:24:27,505
Hank! Stop!

547
00:24:27,540 --> 00:24:29,441
Hank! Stop! Stop!

548
00:24:29,475 --> 00:24:31,042
Hank!

549
00:24:35,648 --> 00:24:37,182
You're fucked, Moody.

550
00:24:37,216 --> 00:24:39,150
I'm calling the police.

551
00:24:53,199 --> 00:24:55,634
Hey, you!

552
00:24:55,668 --> 00:24:59,471
I'm almost done!

553
00:24:59,505 --> 00:25:00,872
Proud of me?

554
00:25:04,710 --> 00:25:05,944
Are you excited?

555
00:25:08,781 --> 00:25:10,482
Oh, my God! What happened?

556
00:25:10,516 --> 00:25:11,917
What the fuck happened to you?

557
00:25:11,951 --> 00:25:13,985
- I'm fine.
- Are you okay?

558
00:25:14,020 --> 00:25:15,186
- I got into a fight.
- What?

559
00:25:15,221 --> 00:25:16,755
- What do you mean?
- It's okay.

560
00:25:16,789 --> 00:25:17,756
- I have, um...
- Hank!

561
00:25:17,790 --> 00:25:19,391
No, it's... I just...

562
00:25:19,425 --> 00:25:22,394
What?

563
00:25:22,428 --> 00:25:23,862
I need to tell you something.

564
00:25:23,896 --> 00:25:25,230
Okay. What is it...

565
00:25:25,264 --> 00:25:26,598
Um...

566
00:25:26,632 --> 00:25:29,634
Hank?

567
00:25:29,669 --> 00:25:30,802
What?

568
00:25:30,836 --> 00:25:31,903
What could possibly be this bad?

569
00:25:31,938 --> 00:25:33,171
You look...

570
00:25:34,473 --> 00:25:37,409
- ™ª she packed my bags last night pre
-flight ♪

571
00:25:40,446 --> 00:25:43,882
♪ zero hour 9:00 a.m. ™ª

572
00:25:46,452 --> 00:25:52,424
♪ and I'm gonna be high ♪

573
00:25:52,458 --> 00:25:54,059
♪ as a kite by then ♪

574
00:26:00,766 --> 00:26:04,602
♪ I miss the earth so
much, I miss my wife ♪

575
00:26:08,374 --> 00:26:11,710
♪ it's lonely out in space ♪

576
00:26:14,246 --> 00:26:19,250
♪ on such a timeless flight ♪

577
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:31,229
♪ and I think it's gonna
be a long, long time ♪

578
00:26:31,263 --> 00:26:35,200
♪ till touch down brings
me round again to find ♪

579
00:26:35,234 --> 00:26:37,535
♪ I'm not the man they
think I am at home ♪

580
00:26:37,570 --> 00:26:40,805
♪ oh, no no no ♪

581
00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:44,542
♪ I'm a rocket man ♪

582
00:26:44,577 --> 00:26:46,244
♪ rocket man ♪

583
00:26:46,278 --> 00:26:51,182
♪ burning out his
fuse up here alone ♪

584
00:26:54,987 --> 00:27:00,025
♪ ms ain't the kind of
place to raise your kids ♪

585
00:27:03,195 --> 00:27:08,900
♪ in fact it's cold as hell ♪

586
00:27:08,934 --> 00:27:14,506
♪ and there's no one
there to raise them ♪

587
00:27:14,540 --> 00:27:16,341
♪ if you did ♪

588
00:27:22,448 --> 00:27:26,584
♪ and all this science
I don't understand ♪

589
00:27:29,989 --> 00:27:33,425
♪ it's just my job
five days a week ♪

590
00:27:35,127 --> 00:27:41,866
♪ a rocket man ♪

591
00:27:41,901 --> 00:27:44,869
♪ a rocket man ♪

592
00:27:49,642 --> 00:27:54,045
♪ and I think it's gonna
be a long, long time ♪

593
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:57,649
♪ till touch down brings
me round again to find ♪

594
00:27:57,683 --> 00:28:00,652
♪ I'm not the man they
think I am at home ♪

595
00:28:00,686 --> 00:28:03,455
♪ oh, no no no ♪

596
00:28:03,489 --> 00:28:07,492
♪ I'm a rocket man ♪

597
00:28:07,526 --> 00:28:08,960
♪ rocket man ♪

598
00:28:08,994 --> 00:28:12,530
♪ burning out his
fuse up here alone ♪

599
00:28:14,366 --> 00:28:18,069
♪ and I think it's gonna
be a long, long time ♪

600
00:28:18,104 --> 00:28:21,673
♪ till touch down brings
me round again to find ♪

601
00:28:21,707 --> 00:28:24,509
♪ I'm not the man they
think I am at home♪

602
00:28:24,543 --> 00:28:27,345
♪ oh, no no no ♪

603
00:28:27,379 --> 00:28:31,082
♪ I'm a rocket man ♪

604
00:28:31,117 --> 00:28:32,684
♪ rocket man ♪

605
00:28:32,718 --> 00:28:36,054
♪ burning out his
fuse up here alone ♪

606
00:28:36,088 --> 00:28:39,157
sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com

607
00:28:39,191 --> 00:28:43,495
♪ and I think it's gonna
be a long, long time ♪