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Previously,
on Californication...
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What?
You guys are doing it now?
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It's none of your business.
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It should be pretty
cut and dry.
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You plead guilty to unlawful
sexual conduct,
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the statutory rape charge
goes away.
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Nice work, asshole.
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Deal's off.
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No fair.
Indian givers.
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I'm dropping the case,
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leaving the opportunity
for you to find
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an attorney who suits your
particular personality.
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Look around.
Welcome to rock bottom.
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I live in this shitty,
filthy hotel room.
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You hate me.
Becca hates me.
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My attorney dumped me.
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- I'll be your attorney again.
- Really?
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- You will?
- Yes.
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No more sex.
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I'm Peggy,
your real estate agent.
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You're such a fucking slut.
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Ow!
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What the fuck?
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You can choke me
if you want to.
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So what if you knocked up
one of these slunts?
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I would present her
with a gift card
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entitling the bearer
to one back-alley abortion.
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I'm pregnant.
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Oh, God, Stu.
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Jesus.
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I'm gonna be a father!
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No.
Stu!
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Here's to Hank Moody...
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Versus the state of California.
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Up yours.
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And here's to you keeping
my black ass
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out of San Quentin.
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I'll do my utmost.
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And the devil
take the hindmost.
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Remember, when you're
up there on the stand
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and the prosecutor asks you...
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I am not a crook.
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That's good.
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I am not a crook.
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All right, all right.
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You're sick of all the prep.
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I understand.
I got it.
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I am sick of it, yes,
but I'm also nervous.
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- I am.
- Yeah, you should be.
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Yeah, I just hope
I don't get the squirts
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up on the stand.
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Well, me too.
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Nervous shitters are almost
always found guilty.
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I would imagine.
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How about you?
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- You nervous at all?
- No.
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I used to be.
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Fuck, I used to blow chunks
the night before
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every first day in court.
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No, that's hot.
Yeah.
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I wish I had been there
to hold your hair back
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and fondle your titties.
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Oh, how you talk.
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Well, but I've been doing this
a long time now.
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I've lost the butterflies.
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Yeah.
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Well, it's been
an interesting ride.
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That is one way to put it.
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Thanks for sticking it
out with me.
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You're quite welcome.
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Do you want to, uh...
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Come upstairs and have
a nightcap?
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I've got the swellest little
honor bar in town.
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That's a nice try.
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Oh, come on.
Can you blame a guy?
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It's the Friday before
the Monday
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I stand trial for crimes
against humanity.
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A man might be craving
some company.
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Some of your sweet,
intelligent company.
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Get a massage, a facial.
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Stop teasing me
with your dirty talk.
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I'll see you Monday.
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Bright and early with liberty
and justice for all.
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Hang in there.
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I'm good at this.
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How can I help you, sir?
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My key has failed me, m'lady.
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Henry James Moody.
The third.
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Yes, Mr. Moody.
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There's just the matter
of the bill.
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What's the matter with it?
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Well, it would appear
that the credit card company
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is not accepting your charges.
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Oh, well, that shit happens.
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Between you and me, I'm pretty
fucking solvent right now.
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I made a hundy large last week.
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- Oh, good for you, sir.
- For doing nothing, literally.
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A fourth-grader could have
stepped in for me.
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America.
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It's a great
fucking country, huh?
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Great.
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So can we put this on my tab
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or you want to give
my agent a call?
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You're not gonna
throw me out on my ass
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over some piddly little sum,
are you?
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Well...
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What are we talking about here?
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- What do I owe?
- Let's see.
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Here we go.
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Roughly, uh, $25,000
and some change.
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Well, fuck my face.
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Hey...Sweetie.
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Don't you just love
the fresh sea air?
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What are you doing?
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Credit card snafu at the hotel.
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I couldn't get in touch
with Uncle Runkle
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and I didn't want
to wake you guys up.
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You couldn't find a floozy
to take you in?
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Hey now.
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What's wrong with communing
with nature,
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sleeping under the stars?
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There's bird shit
on your shoulder.
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Oh, look at that.
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Yuck.
So there is.
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Did you drink and drive?
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In that order?
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Come in.
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Uh, I don't think that's
such a good idea, Bex.
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- Your mom...
- She said it was okay.
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Well, in that case.
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Oh, God.
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I can't believe this.
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I can't believe I'm deflowering
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my own little brother.
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Believe it, sister Christian.
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Keepin' it in the family.
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- Oh, my.
- Taboo-style.
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Oh, my own brother inside me.
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This is so fucking wrong!
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So wrong, my sexy sibling.
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Oh, we shared a crib.
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So very, very wrong.
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Fuck me, flesh and blood!
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Fuck me.
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Mom and dad would not like this
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one little bit, would they?
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Oh, no.
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Mom and dad.
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What if they come home
early from Mammoth?
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Uh...
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Mom and dad were...
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Mom and dad were
killed recently
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in an unfortunate car crash.
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Oh!
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Oh, your virginity is mine,
brother Runkle!
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You getting close,
by any chance?
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Did you cum already?
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A couple minutes back, yeah.
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I thought I could power
through the next boner.
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My bad.
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Oh.
Hmm.
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I don't mind, Charlie.
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Easing you pleases me.
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Please me you do,
my fantasy sister.
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I want to fulfill all
of your fantasies, Charlie.
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I know you've got a lot of sick,
twisted stuff
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going on in that dome of yours
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and I want to make it all
come true.
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Good to know.
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Do you want to watch me have
sex with another man?
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Not really.
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Maybe.
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Runkle-haus.
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Ugh.
It's your ex.
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Marcy?
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Who the hell was that?
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A little busy here, Marce.
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What can I do you for?
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Stu and I would like to have
you over for dinner tonight.
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Well, I can't do it tonight.
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I got reservations at Mozza.
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What about sometime next week?
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Look, I know it's
last-minute and all,
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but, uh, Stu's been
after me ever since
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I moved in here to have
you over, so...
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Yeah, why?
So he can rub my nose
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in the opulent lifestyle
I could never give you?
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Hardly.
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Stu is all about looking
to the future.
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He says it's what
mature adults do.
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Okay, okay.
Fine.
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I guess I can switch
some things around.
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Can I bring a date?
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Consider yourself plus one.
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Gotta go.
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So is there any...
anything new
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I need to know about?
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Latest developments?
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Any news I need
to be kept abreast of?
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He said, "breast."
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He did.
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"Breast."
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Well, you know, actually, um...
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I could use some money.
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I mean, we have
a mortgage to pay.
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Yeah, but I don't live
here anymore.
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You kicked me out, remember?
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Excuse me?
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No, the check's in the mail.
Honestly.
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Despite the great
unpleasantness,
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I've been doing quite well
financially, so.
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That's why you got
kicked out of your hotel?
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That was just a credit card
snafu, honey.
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Turns out it's really expensive
to live in a hotel.
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But I'm doing fine, sweetie.
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Your father
is a big-time wordsmith.
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Great, so you can buy me a car.
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You don't know how to drive.
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Great, so you can teach me.
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Where is this coming from?
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Pearl's learning
how to drive right now.
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Ben's teaching her.
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He's gonna get her a car too.
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Get a load of black Jesus.
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Does he turn water
into whiskey too?
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Heal the sick?
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Yeah, he does, huh?
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Whatever.
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I don't know how I feel about
you behind the wheel.
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What do you think?
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Yeah, I could teach her.
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You're a terrible driver.
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- I am not.
- Yes, you are.
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You're like an Asian woman
with Alzheimer's.
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No arms or legs.
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Steering with your tongue.
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Whoops.
You just fell over.
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What are you gonna do now?
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You see that?
No, that was horrible.
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- We still got it...
- You are so stupid.
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That family chemistry.
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The Cosbys, the Huxtables,
the Mansons,
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they got nothing on us.
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No, no.
You stay.
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You were the architect
of this sumptuous feast
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and I will be the boy that buses
the shit out of it.
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Ooh, ooh.
Whoa.
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Don't laugh,
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'cause you'll just
encourage him.
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Hey, whoa.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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I've lost feeling in my ass.
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All right.
Okay.
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Well, that's totally normal.
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Not really.
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You hear that?
Blackie's in pain.
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Poor Blackie's just crying.
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- Did I break it?
- No, no, no, no, babe.
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- Just throw it in neutral.
- Nuh-uh.
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That's it.
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I don't want to learn
to drive anymore.
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It's too hard.
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Honey, you might want
to reconsider.
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L.A. is not known
for the quality
267
00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:33,565
of its public transportation.
268
00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:35,400
There is nothing wrong
with the big blue bus.
269
00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:36,835
What?
270
00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:38,537
You want her sandwiched between
some guy with teardrop tattoos
271
00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:40,839
and an old lady that smells like
cat food and menstrual blood?
272
00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:43,075
Why would an old woman smell
like menstrual blood?
273
00:10:43,109 --> 00:10:44,409
Well...
274
00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:46,278
Because he never thinks
before he opens his mouth.
275
00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:48,147
That may be true,
276
00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:49,882
but crazy people
do ride the bus
277
00:10:49,916 --> 00:10:52,217
and maybe she smells
of menstrual blood
278
00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:54,486
because the homeless prostitute
two seats away from her
279
00:10:54,521 --> 00:10:55,754
just threw her tampon at her.
280
00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:57,389
- Oh, my God.
- Ever think of that?
281
00:10:57,423 --> 00:10:58,757
- Yeah.
- I think I'm going to throw up.
282
00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:00,959
Do it all over his car.
283
00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,628
Come on, ladies.
Where's the love?
284
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,096
We got to try to find it.
285
00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:05,931
This way, we're never gonna
make it to parallel parking.
286
00:11:05,965 --> 00:11:07,966
Okay, now throw it in neutral.
287
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,034
Come on, step on the clutch.
288
00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:10,235
Left. Left!
289
00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:13,071
Why would you cross over?
290
00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:14,873
It's the left foot.
291
00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:16,942
Right foot... that's it.
Keep it on the gas.
292
00:11:16,976 --> 00:11:18,076
No, not on it.
293
00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:19,878
Now, just keep hovering.
294
00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:23,582
♪ Deserves a holiday ♪
295
00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:26,485
♪ in the sun ♪
296
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:29,154
♪ almost every day ♪
297
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,990
♪ till the lions are off ♪
298
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,458
♪ of their backs ♪
299
00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:39,498
♪
♪
300
00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:49,308
After you.
301
00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:51,109
Thank you.
302
00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:53,145
- Hey.
- Hey, welcome.
303
00:11:53,179 --> 00:11:55,280
- Hi.
- Stu.
304
00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:58,116
Thank you, Charlie.
305
00:11:58,151 --> 00:11:59,885
Okay.
Yes.
306
00:11:59,919 --> 00:12:01,653
This is Peggy and, Peggy,
307
00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:02,955
you remember Marcy?
308
00:12:02,989 --> 00:12:04,022
Hi, Peggy.
309
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,992
Peggy...Our real estate agent.
310
00:12:07,026 --> 00:12:09,194
It's not what you think, Marcy.
311
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,929
We're really more
like brother and sister.
312
00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:12,431
Okay.
313
00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:14,900
This place is
absolutely amazing.
314
00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:17,569
Let me guess.
1956?
315
00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:19,238
Oh, close.
'57.
316
00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:20,606
I'd love a tour.
317
00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,040
Oh, be a pleasure.
318
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,642
Like the gal, Runkle.
319
00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:25,844
Seems like a keeper.
320
00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:28,513
Over here.
321
00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:29,915
- Ooh.
- Yeah.
322
00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:34,586
You're dating our realtor?
323
00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:36,121
If by dating,
you mean entering her
324
00:12:36,155 --> 00:12:37,489
on a semi-regular basis,
then, yes.
325
00:12:37,523 --> 00:12:38,824
Delightful.
326
00:12:38,858 --> 00:12:41,960
I'm so glad to hear
the slut parade continues.
327
00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:43,061
What?
I don't deserve a little
328
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,129
post-divorce happiness?
329
00:12:44,163 --> 00:12:45,631
Excuse me.
330
00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:47,099
We can't all have
a rich boyfriend
331
00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:48,267
with a legendary schlong.
332
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:50,269
Is it serious?
333
00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:51,303
With Peggy?
334
00:12:51,337 --> 00:12:52,638
Who knows?
335
00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:54,139
I'm taking it day by day.
336
00:12:54,173 --> 00:12:55,874
Wouldn't want to rush
into anything.
337
00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:57,542
I likes me my freedom.
338
00:12:57,577 --> 00:12:59,111
Was that a jab at me?
339
00:12:59,145 --> 00:13:00,979
A little one.
340
00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:02,247
I mean, this whole business
with Stu
341
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,049
sort of came out of nowhere,
don't you think?
342
00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:05,684
I don't know what you
to tell you, Charlie.
343
00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:07,252
The heart wants.
344
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,154
Well, this heart wants freedom
from responsibility
345
00:13:09,188 --> 00:13:10,656
and an abundance of strange.
346
00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:14,593
That's where I'm at.
347
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:17,429
Okay, I'll be getting out
of your hair.
348
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:18,830
That's okay.
349
00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:21,500
You could stay the weekend.
It's good for Becca.
350
00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:22,968
- You sure?
- Yeah.
351
00:13:23,002 --> 00:13:24,536
I mean, that way we get
to make sure
352
00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:26,004
that you go to court on Monday.
353
00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:28,040
You see that?
You're always thinking about me.
354
00:13:28,074 --> 00:13:29,841
- Mm-hmm.
- Much appreesh.
355
00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:31,643
Why don't I make you
some dinner?
356
00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:33,312
Well, there's an empty offer.
You can't cook.
357
00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:34,713
Excuse me?
358
00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:36,481
What do you call
cheese sensation?
359
00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:39,318
A coronary in a casserole dish.
360
00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:40,485
All right, then you go ahead
and make something
361
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,754
all organic and healthy
and vegetarian and shit,
362
00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:44,589
and I'll pick out a movie
for us to watch.
363
00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:46,658
I'm going out.
364
00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:47,826
- Oh.
- Mm-hmm.
365
00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:49,962
- Out out?
- I guess.
366
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,330
Like out-on-a-date out?
367
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:53,265
Um, dinner out.
368
00:13:53,299 --> 00:13:54,666
Cool Hand Ben?
369
00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:57,703
With Ben, yes,
and if you're gonna give me shit
370
00:13:57,737 --> 00:13:59,104
about it,
you can leave right now.
371
00:13:59,138 --> 00:14:00,138
No, I won't.
372
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,140
I have grown a lot
since breakfast.
373
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:06,511
So are you guys, like,
officially dating now?
374
00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:08,847
We're not officially anything
except friends.
375
00:14:08,881 --> 00:14:11,650
Friends who go out
to dinner on a Saturday night
376
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,218
and you're all gussied up.
377
00:14:13,252 --> 00:14:15,554
But that doesn't quite
do it justice,
378
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:16,922
'cause you look beautiful.
379
00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:18,156
He's a lucky guy.
380
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,391
Thank you.
381
00:14:19,425 --> 00:14:21,994
I wish I were him.
382
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:23,929
And not just because I always
wanted to be black...
383
00:14:25,431 --> 00:14:27,265
Or it'd be a nice escape
from being me,
384
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:30,736
which is getting pretty old
right about now,
385
00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:33,271
but because it reminds me
of when we first started dating
386
00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:35,807
and I would knock
on your door and
387
00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:38,176
in the time between
you answering,
388
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,679
I would try to imagine what you
were gonna look like.
389
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,681
And when you did,
you'd be, like,
390
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,549
ten times more beautiful
than I could ever imagine.
391
00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:46,051
Stop it.
392
00:14:46,085 --> 00:14:47,853
And I'd get this funny
feeling in my stomach
393
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,722
because you'd look at me with
all this hope in your eyes
394
00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:55,894
instead of disappointment,
which is what I see now.
395
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:03,268
Yeah, like I said.
396
00:15:03,302 --> 00:15:05,871
Lucky guy.
397
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,172
What's up?
398
00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:08,640
Benjamin.
399
00:15:08,674 --> 00:15:11,109
- Henry.
- Nice.
400
00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:12,144
Pearl, respect.
401
00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:13,178
Papa Moody.
402
00:15:13,212 --> 00:15:16,581
Yeah, that still queers me out.
403
00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:20,085
So, um, we shouldn't be,
you know, late.
404
00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:22,187
Go have fun, you kids.
405
00:15:22,221 --> 00:15:23,722
I'll keep an eye
on these rapscallions.
406
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:26,058
Maybe they'd be safer keeping
an eye on themselves.
407
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:28,593
All right, well, then they
can keep an eye on me.
408
00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:30,695
Hey, you ladies want
to do anything?
409
00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:34,399
Who's up for a game
of hypodermic needle darts?
410
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:38,737
I said hypodermic needle darts
for the children.
411
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,872
Go on, ladies.
412
00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:42,274
Dig in.
413
00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:43,742
This stuff will clog
your arteries,
414
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,644
but it'll also put hair
on your chest.
415
00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:47,479
You'll thank me later.
416
00:15:47,513 --> 00:15:49,614
Kind of looks like an autopsy.
417
00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:52,117
Yes, but it tastes
like America.
418
00:15:52,151 --> 00:15:54,219
So what do you freaks
want to do?
419
00:15:54,253 --> 00:15:55,921
Do you want to catch
a movie or something?
420
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,656
You want to get your
High School Musical on?
421
00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:58,957
Those movies are awful, dad.
422
00:15:58,991 --> 00:16:00,225
Yeah, thanks for trying,
423
00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:02,327
but that's not really
what the kids are into.
424
00:16:02,361 --> 00:16:03,562
Tell me what the kids are into.
425
00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:06,665
Take me to school, ladies.
426
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:07,933
Pretty much getting fucked up
427
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,167
and searching the net
for stupid shit.
428
00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:10,836
That sound pretty good.
429
00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:12,637
That sounds like
the modern equivalent
430
00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:14,473
of hanging out in front
of the 7-Eleven
431
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:15,707
and waiting for something
to happen,
432
00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:16,942
which I did the shit
out of in my youth,
433
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:20,011
but I can't endorse
in you youngsters.
434
00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:23,348
How about some, uh...
Ooh, American Idol?
435
00:16:23,382 --> 00:16:24,916
- Dad...
- What?
436
00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:26,451
Do we look like
the kind of girls
437
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:27,819
who are into American Idol?
438
00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:29,654
No, not so much.
439
00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:31,756
Actually, you look like girls
who would hurt girls
440
00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:33,024
who are into American Idol.
441
00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:34,960
Aww, he gets us.
442
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,662
Actually, we were just gonna
hang out and write a song.
443
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:40,365
Wow.
That sounds totally cool.
444
00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:42,000
- Can I watch?
- No.
445
00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:43,168
Yeah, that's not cool.
446
00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:44,970
You can't write
in front of an audience.
447
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,438
Oh.
448
00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:48,373
We'll play it for you
when we're done.
449
00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:51,209
Excellent.
That's a deal.
450
00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:58,116
This is not my best batch.
451
00:16:58,151 --> 00:16:59,684
Yeah, it kind of tastes
like ass.
452
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:02,521
Not the good kind either.
453
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:26,678
Come on.
Let's go.
454
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,480
And that, my friends,
455
00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:30,582
is the real reason
Midnight Cowboy
456
00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:32,050
was given an "X" rating.
457
00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:33,752
Fascinating stuff, Stu.
458
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:35,086
You should really write a book.
459
00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:36,488
I could sell that shit
in a heartbeat.
460
00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:38,023
No, no.
Enough about me.
461
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:41,393
I believe my dear Marcy
has something
462
00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:42,494
she would like to share.
463
00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:43,728
Oh, no.
464
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,497
Tell 'em the one
about Marisa Tomei
465
00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:48,667
and what she really did
to get that Oscar.
466
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:50,302
No, no, no, no, no.
Enough about the past.
467
00:17:50,336 --> 00:17:52,804
Let's talk about the future.
468
00:17:52,838 --> 00:17:55,173
This is a night
to celebrate beginnings.
469
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,642
Don't you think, Marcy?
470
00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:58,977
Beginnings?
471
00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:01,012
Would anybody like more wine?
472
00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:02,047
No, no.
473
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,081
No.
474
00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:05,083
Okay.
475
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:10,989
Ahem.
476
00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:12,924
Life is a fucked up thing.
477
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:15,927
Shit happens.
478
00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:19,598
One day you're up
and another you're down.
479
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:20,832
- Marcy? Marcy?
- What?
480
00:18:20,866 --> 00:18:22,200
- The wine.
- What?
481
00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:23,501
- Wine.
- Hmm?
482
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:25,170
The baby!
483
00:18:25,204 --> 00:18:27,272
Jesus!
484
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,979
What are you looking at?
485
00:18:34,013 --> 00:18:35,680
Apparently, I'm looking
at a pregnant woman.
486
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,449
I'm so sorry, Marcy.
487
00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:40,185
No, it's fine.
Okay, so now you know.
488
00:18:40,219 --> 00:18:42,454
Stu done knocked me up.
489
00:18:42,488 --> 00:18:43,822
I am indeed with child.
490
00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:44,823
Shout it from the rooftops.
491
00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:46,291
Are you keeping it?
492
00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:48,460
What the fuck
kind of question is that?
493
00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:49,494
What?
494
00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:50,795
Of course we're keeping it.
495
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,163
The Beggs' name will live on
496
00:18:52,198 --> 00:18:55,533
thanks to the welcoming confines
of Marcy's blessed womb.
497
00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:57,469
How is this even possible?
498
00:18:57,503 --> 00:18:59,771
Charlie, we wanted
to let you know
499
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,072
before you found out
somewhere else.
500
00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:02,574
It just seemed like
the right thing to do.
501
00:19:02,608 --> 00:19:04,009
Well, that was quick.
502
00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:05,710
Who knew you were such
a fertile myrtle, Marce?
503
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:07,746
You don't seem exactly happy
for us, Charlie.
504
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:09,848
Me?
I'm ecstatic.
505
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:12,617
Why shouldn't I be happy
that my ex-wife
506
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,152
and her new boyfriend
of six weeks
507
00:19:14,186 --> 00:19:15,320
are expecting a child?
508
00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:20,659
Mazel-fucking-tov.
Really.
509
00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:33,905
Hey, Becca, will you get that?
510
00:19:33,939 --> 00:19:35,907
Becca?
511
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:43,782
Hello?
512
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:51,990
Becca?
Becca?
513
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,025
Becca.
514
00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:04,135
You okay, Pearl?
515
00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:05,637
Pearl!
516
00:20:05,671 --> 00:20:09,474
Pearl.
517
00:20:09,508 --> 00:20:11,343
- You okay?
- Baby.
518
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:12,744
You're okay?
You sure?
519
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:17,782
What the fuck happened?
520
00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:20,251
They took my keys
and snuck out.
521
00:20:20,286 --> 00:20:21,586
I thought you were keeping
an eye on them.
522
00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:22,821
I dozed.
523
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:23,955
Which has nothing
to do with the booze
524
00:20:23,989 --> 00:20:25,757
on your breath, right?
525
00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:28,326
Well, I detect a faint hint
of cock on your breath,
526
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:30,628
but I'm not giving you a hard
time about it, am I?
527
00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:32,731
It was our fault, okay?
It was our fault.
528
00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:35,066
We would have tried the same
thing if my mom was there.
529
00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:37,068
It's true.
They would have.
530
00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:39,070
You defending him now too?
531
00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:41,005
I'm not defending anyone.
532
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,741
I'm just glad they're alive.
533
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,976
Let's go, Pearl.
534
00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:47,946
We're gonna go home.
535
00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:52,984
Hey, at least
I don't have to worry
536
00:20:53,018 --> 00:20:54,986
about fixing
that headlight anymore.
537
00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:58,890
Did I do something wrong?
538
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,561
Okay.
539
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:12,404
You still have feelings
for her, don't you?
540
00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:14,806
That's what you're mad about?
541
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,241
I saw the way you looked at her
542
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,309
when you found out
she was pregnant.
543
00:21:18,344 --> 00:21:19,511
Look?
There was no look.
544
00:21:19,545 --> 00:21:22,747
I was... I was taken aback,
that's all.
545
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:25,650
I can't fuck a man who's
in love with another, Charlie.
546
00:21:25,684 --> 00:21:27,185
I can't do it.
547
00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:28,753
I won't do it.
548
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:31,456
Peggy, Marcy and I have a long,
549
00:21:31,490 --> 00:21:33,024
complicated history together.
550
00:21:33,058 --> 00:21:37,862
I can't just turn off my
emotions like flipping a switch.
551
00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:39,063
Do you want a child, Charlie?
552
00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:40,432
Is that what this is about?
553
00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:42,167
No!
554
00:21:42,201 --> 00:21:44,836
Maybe.
I... I don't know.
555
00:21:44,870 --> 00:21:49,307
You disgust me right now,
Charlie.
556
00:21:49,341 --> 00:21:50,308
Are you barren?
557
00:21:50,342 --> 00:21:53,244
I most certainly am not.
558
00:21:53,279 --> 00:21:55,513
Look, Peggy...
559
00:21:55,548 --> 00:21:57,982
I don't know what's
gonna be with you and me,
560
00:21:58,017 --> 00:22:01,152
but Marcy will always
have a place in my heart.
561
00:22:01,187 --> 00:22:03,755
If you can't deal with that,
then I don't know
562
00:22:03,789 --> 00:22:07,659
if this thing between us
can work out.
563
00:22:10,396 --> 00:22:12,597
Oh, Charlie!
Oh, Char... Charlie!
564
00:22:12,631 --> 00:22:14,199
- Jesus Christ!
- Oh, Charlie, I'm sorry.
565
00:22:14,233 --> 00:22:15,567
- I didn't mean to, really.
- Ah!
566
00:22:15,601 --> 00:22:17,769
I didn't mean to.
I'm so sorry.
567
00:22:17,803 --> 00:22:19,838
What the fuck, Peggy?
568
00:22:19,872 --> 00:22:22,006
I know what will
make it better.
569
00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:24,509
Let me make it nice.
570
00:22:24,543 --> 00:22:28,880
You let Peggy make
the pain go bye-bye.
571
00:22:28,914 --> 00:22:31,649
Oh, God.
572
00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:33,351
Oh, God.
573
00:22:33,385 --> 00:22:34,619
Oh.
Oh.
574
00:22:34,653 --> 00:22:37,088
- Oh, God.
- Mmm.
575
00:22:40,593 --> 00:22:43,127
You forget your desserts.
576
00:22:43,162 --> 00:22:46,431
I put perfect.
577
00:22:46,465 --> 00:22:49,300
Thank you, Irma.
578
00:22:49,335 --> 00:22:50,835
Mmm.
579
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:52,270
Oh, God.
580
00:22:52,304 --> 00:22:54,639
Oh, God.
581
00:22:54,673 --> 00:22:56,908
I'm warning you,
582
00:22:56,942 --> 00:23:00,044
tomorrow, I'm gonna
be pretty pissed at you.
583
00:23:00,079 --> 00:23:02,914
But, tonight, I'm just
high-fiving Jesus
584
00:23:02,948 --> 00:23:04,549
that you're okay.
585
00:23:04,583 --> 00:23:06,351
I'm sorry about the car.
586
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:07,519
It's just a car.
587
00:23:07,553 --> 00:23:08,720
You love that car.
588
00:23:08,754 --> 00:23:11,122
No, I love you.
589
00:23:11,156 --> 00:23:13,491
I love you too and I'm scared.
590
00:23:13,526 --> 00:23:15,260
Why?
591
00:23:15,294 --> 00:23:16,594
I don't want you to be guilty.
592
00:23:16,629 --> 00:23:19,330
I don't want people
to look at you that way.
593
00:23:19,365 --> 00:23:24,302
I want them to know
how great you can be.
594
00:23:24,336 --> 00:23:26,037
You shouldn't
be thinking about that.
595
00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:28,039
That's too much for your brain.
596
00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:29,774
All you should be thinking
about is boys
597
00:23:29,808 --> 00:23:32,510
and rock and roll and stealing
your old man's car keys.
598
00:23:32,545 --> 00:23:36,514
But not anymore, 'cause I'll
chop your hands off, okay?
599
00:23:36,549 --> 00:23:38,583
It was a nice day, wasn't it?
600
00:23:38,617 --> 00:23:41,252
It was.
It was really nice.
601
00:23:41,287 --> 00:23:42,687
It was a perfect day.
602
00:23:42,721 --> 00:23:44,989
Right up until I ruined it.
603
00:23:45,024 --> 00:23:47,258
You didn't ruin anything.
604
00:23:47,293 --> 00:23:50,228
You just made a mistake,
a really terrible mistake.
605
00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:52,397
But we all do.
606
00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:53,464
Look at me.
607
00:23:53,499 --> 00:23:56,100
I take a breath,
I make a mistake.
608
00:23:56,135 --> 00:24:01,472
Then we just get up and shoot
for another perfect day.
609
00:24:05,044 --> 00:24:09,013
I'm going to be thinking good
thoughts, dad, on Monday.
610
00:24:13,619 --> 00:24:16,588
Thank you.
611
00:24:32,638 --> 00:24:35,340
How the fuck did we get here?
612
00:24:35,374 --> 00:24:38,176
I don't know, but I'm pretty
sure it's your fault.
613
00:24:38,210 --> 00:24:39,944
Oh, undoubtedly.
614
00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:42,880
I am currently accepting blame
for everything.
615
00:24:42,915 --> 00:24:46,250
Volcanoes, earthquakes,
oil spills...
616
00:24:46,285 --> 00:24:49,821
Steroids, rap music.
617
00:24:49,855 --> 00:24:51,155
It's all my fault.
618
00:24:51,190 --> 00:24:53,758
You tricked me, you know?
619
00:24:53,792 --> 00:24:57,228
You tricked me.
620
00:24:57,262 --> 00:24:59,364
I would hear the doorbell ring
and I would go
621
00:24:59,398 --> 00:25:03,167
running towards it and...
622
00:25:03,202 --> 00:25:05,770
I'd be thinking, "I don't
even like this guy.
623
00:25:05,804 --> 00:25:08,239
This is just some
stupid fling."
624
00:25:08,273 --> 00:25:12,477
And then I'd open the door and
all those thoughts
625
00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:16,214
disappeared because...
626
00:25:16,248 --> 00:25:19,050
I'd see your smile
and I was a goner.
627
00:25:22,454 --> 00:25:24,722
I trusted that smile.
628
00:25:24,757 --> 00:25:28,526
He was a good guy, that smile.
629
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:30,995
I don't see him much
around anymore.
630
00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:33,131
I miss him.
631
00:25:33,165 --> 00:25:34,632
It's so strange.
632
00:25:34,667 --> 00:25:38,002
Just changed so fast.
633
00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:39,537
Once, you were my future.
634
00:25:39,571 --> 00:25:43,141
Then you were my...misery.
635
00:25:43,175 --> 00:25:44,542
Hmm. Nice.
636
00:25:44,576 --> 00:25:46,444
And now you're almost my past.
637
00:25:46,478 --> 00:25:49,614
Almost.
638
00:25:49,648 --> 00:25:51,149
Well, I'm trying.
639
00:25:51,183 --> 00:25:52,383
Well, that's impossible.
640
00:25:52,418 --> 00:25:56,087
I'll always be buzzing
around like a gnat.
641
00:25:56,121 --> 00:26:02,060
Like a well-hung gnat...
With a dream.
642
00:26:02,094 --> 00:26:05,396
You know what I mean.
643
00:26:05,431 --> 00:26:07,699
Yeah.
644
00:26:07,733 --> 00:26:10,735
I think I do know what you mean
645
00:26:10,769 --> 00:26:14,105
and I kind of hate that I do.
646
00:26:14,139 --> 00:26:15,907
Are you ready for Monday?
647
00:26:15,941 --> 00:26:17,341
I don't want
to think about Monday.
648
00:26:17,376 --> 00:26:19,477
I just want
to think about today.
649
00:26:19,511 --> 00:26:21,446
Well, today's gone.
650
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,548
It's tomorrow already.
651
00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:26,718
In a couple hours,
we'll get up.
652
00:26:26,752 --> 00:26:30,154
We'll drink some coffee,
read the paper,
653
00:26:30,189 --> 00:26:34,192
laugh at all your jokes...
654
00:26:34,226 --> 00:26:37,095
And try to forget that
the next day isn't Monday.
655
00:26:37,129 --> 00:26:38,763
And then Monday will come
656
00:26:38,797 --> 00:26:44,368
and we'll take Becca to school.
657
00:26:44,403 --> 00:26:48,039
Then I'll take you to court...
658
00:26:48,073 --> 00:26:49,407
So that you can stand trial
659
00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:54,245
for raping a teenage girl.
660
00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:56,581
Because that is the reality
of our lives right now.
661
00:27:00,886 --> 00:27:04,856
I don't know how we got here...
662
00:27:07,559 --> 00:27:10,595
But this is where we are.
663
00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:20,598
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