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Previously on Californication...
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The prosecution have a lame case.
And they know it too.
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Now we have a serious conflict.
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It's your choice, Hank.
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What do you want me to do,
fuck you or defend you?
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Monday I'll take you to court
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so that you can stand trial
for raping a teenage girl.
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I don't want you to be guilty.
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I don't want people
to look at you that way.
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The state of California
versus Hank Moody. All rise.
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Fuck.
The rabbit done died.
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- So whose is it?
- I don't know!
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I'm pregnant.
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- [Laughs and sobs]
- Oh, Jesus.
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I'm gonna be a father!
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- Trixie.
- That is a terrific name...
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If you're a hooker.
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Take Diners Club?
I'm not kidding.
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What adult film
were you watching?
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- Excuse me?
- [Moaning]
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Ow!
What the...
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You saw Hank Moody
with your daughter
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prior to the night
of August 13th?
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Yes.
[Courtroom murmuring]
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[Bangs gavel] Quiet down.
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That jury is now
under the assumption
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that you knew Mia before
you actually slept together.
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This changes everything.
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♪ Dear Mr. Fantasy ♪
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♪ play us a tune ♪
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♪ something
to make us all happy ♪
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Fuck.
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♪ Do anything
take us out of this gloom ♪
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♪ sing a song, play guitar ♪
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Guilty?
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Yeah.
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So what does that mean?
Is he going to jail?
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I don't know, honey.
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Come here.
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Fuck.
Fuck fuck fuck.
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These scripts are absolutely
fuckin' shite.
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Is this your idea
of good writing,
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or were you just
too embarrassed to tell me
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you didn't know how to read?
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Runkle, your boy's guilty.
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That shit's fucked up, dog.
Respect.
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- I'm sorry, Charlie.
- [Cries]
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Okay. Okay, buddy.
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How's it looking
down there, doc?
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Sure. Why not? Get your elbow
all up in that piece.
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[Cell phone rings]
Sorry. I got to take this.
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Hello? Shit, baby, yes.
I'm sorry.
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No, I'll be right there.
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Okay, Dr. Strangelove,
you got to get your hands
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out of my cooch.
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I got to blow
this speculum stand.
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♪ Dear Mr. Fantasy ♪
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♪ play us a tune ♪
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♪ something
to make us all happy ♪
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- Well, that happened.
- Yeah.
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♪ Sing a song, play guitar ♪
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What do we do now?
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Let's go get shit-faced.
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Counselor.
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[Upbeat music]
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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- So we meet again, compadre.
- Hello, Hank.
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- Oh, it's you again.
- Back for another blowjob?
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No. No. No.
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Although that was very nice
of you that other time.
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You give excellent head...
For a nun.
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A lifetime of service, Hank.
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Right. Right.
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You can't let the priests
have all the fun. Right?
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How can I help?
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It seems I've been judged,
juried, and found
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pretty fucking guilty.
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Yes, you most certainly have.
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What's my move here?
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Well, I think you should
probably get in your car
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and drive as fast as you can.
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- I don't have a car.
- Steal one.
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You know,
for... for a woman of the cloth,
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you're... you're pretty
morally ambivalent, sister.
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I'm just saying.
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Don't be such a fucking
faggot, Hank.
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Ha. Jesus. Whoa. Sorry.
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What about my family
and friends?
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What about them?
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Well, it seems
pretty fucking...
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Pretty mean of me
to do that to them.
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Seriously?
Do you really think they care?
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At first, sure.
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But after a while,
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wouldn't they be better off?
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Maybe.
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Now how about that blowjob?
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Oh, dear God.
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Hank is going to hell again.
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- Ooh.
- Busted.
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Hey. I was just gonna make us
some breakfast.
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Bullshit.
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Okay, I was just about
to go get us some breakfast.
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- Bullshittier.
- All right, you got me.
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I was gonna maybe steal
a cup of coffee.
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- And then leave.
- Well, eventually.
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Might've dropped a deuce first.
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Oh, God, what lovely morning-after talk.
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Well, you don't want me
to move in with you, do you?
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- God, no.
- Good.
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I'm glad we got that settled.
[Exhales]
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Hey, how are you doing
this morning?
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I'm actually doing fantastic.
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I'm happy to have gotten
some primo heterosexual coupling
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out of the way
before I get shipped off
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to the big house
where I'm gonna have to start
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taking large objects
in the pooper.
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Hank, we have no idea
what your sentencing will be.
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I mean, you could be looking
at probation.
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Yeah. I could be looking
at prison.
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I think I should prepare
for the worstest.
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I do like a man
who prepares for the worstest.
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Hmm. I should probably
get going.
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There might be some folks
that are worried sick about me.
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Or not. One never knows
these days.
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Hey, um, don't do anything
stupid out there, okay?
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Who, me?
Impossible.
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Thanks for bending the rules
last night.
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Among other things.
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Well, seeing as I failed
to get you off,
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I figured I might as well
throw you a pity bang.
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Oh, that's funny because
I knew you would be beating
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yourself up about that,
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so I was actually throwing you
a pity bang.
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Oh, my God.
You're so generous. So sweet.
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Yeah, I'm gonna make
some white power guy
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an excellent bitch.
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- Hey.
- Oh, my God.
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- You're Hank Moody.
- Yes. Yes, I am.
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And you are?
I mean, what number are you?
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I don't get it.
I'm Peggy.
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Hey, Peggy.
It's not hugely important.
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- Is the Runkasaur around?
- Upstairs. Going poo-poo.
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- Gross.
- You were found guilty.
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- Yes. Yes, I was.
- Of rape.
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- Statutory rape.
- Whatever.
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Still got "rape" in it.
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Hank? Hank? Hank?
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There you are.
I tried you all day yesterday.
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- Are you okay?
- I guess.
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Oh.
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Hmm?
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No, no, I don't think
that would be appropriate.
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Well, not right now anyway.
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[As Runkle] "I don't think
that would be appropriate."
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- [Chuckling]
- What'd she say?
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She wanted
to play "Home Invasion."
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Yeah, you break in,
pistol-whip me,
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tie me to a chair,
and then I have to watch
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while you rape her.
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What is wrong with kids today?
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- Well, no, I'm too tired.
- That's what I figured.
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I would like to pistol-whip you though.
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How you doing, buddy?
How you holding up?
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Pretty shitty. I might have
to go to prison, Charlie.
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I know. I'm so sorry.
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Oh, boy.
It's okay, buddy boy.
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It's all gonna be okay.
This is not about you.
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- It's all about me.
- Ooh ooh ooh!
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I got something that might
cheer you up.
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Mm-hmm.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
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♪ Tah-dah ♪
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It's your hundy large.
From Slowly We Rot 2.
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Minus my 10% of course.
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Do not spend it all
in one place.
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That's it. Much better.
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- I'll visit you every day.
- Just stop it.
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- What? I will.
- No, Becca, just...
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I promise.
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I don't want to talk
about that.
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But this is what's happening,
right?
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I mean, this is real, dad.
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If you go to jail,
I'll probably be in college
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by the time you get out.
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You better be.
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I'm not afraid of it, dad.
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If you were sick,
if you were dying,
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I'd have to face it head-on,
right?
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I don't know, Becca.
I just thought
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maybe we could spend
some time out here
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and not think about reality
for a little while.
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- Take me home.
- Why?
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Because I'm sick and tired
of how selfish you are.
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You never think about reality.
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But I live in the real world
where I need a fucking father.
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You're so proud of yourself
for being such a cool dad.
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Well, look
where it fucking got you.
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You know that I pray
sometimes, dad?
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You know what I pray for
the most?
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That I wake up one day
and you've become a total bore.
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The kind of father
who gets up every morning,
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puts on a suit and tie,
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drives to some lame
office park,
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comes home at 5:30
on the dot,
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has a drink, and hangs out
with his fucking family.
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How hard would that have been
for you, dad,
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to just be like everyone else?
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♪ On Saturday night
I'm a God-fearing man ♪
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♪ I wanna wake at first light
for the Sunday sermon ♪
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♪ I want heaven so at 7:00 I ♪
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♪ I get to bed
but at 11:00 I wake up ♪
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- [Laughing]
- Is that the Trixie?
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Hank Moody. Hi.
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- How are you?
- I'm great.
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Getting laid and getting paid.
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When you're done
with the stiff,
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why don't you swing by my room?
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Consider this a deposit.
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Nice to see you.
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[Moans]
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You have magic hands,
Hank Moody.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome, Trixella.
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Oh. So are you gonna go
to jail?
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I don't know.
Quite possibly.
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You ever think about running?
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All the time.
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You ever think about running?
Quitting the life?
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All the time.
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- I saved up a lot of money.
- Good for you, Trix.
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One of these days,
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I'm gonna hang up
my whoring shoes
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and go to Vegas.
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Buy a little condo.
Play the slots.
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Never wrap my lips
around another male member
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unless I want to.
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Mm. If I had a dime
for every time I've said that.
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Sounds like a plan, Trixie.
You should totally do that.
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Maybe you should totally
come with me.
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I totally should, but I can't.
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Running's not the right move
for me right now.
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Really? Running seems
like exactly the right move
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for you right now.
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- Mm.
- Well, I've been to jail once.
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No bueno.
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I promised myself if they ever
came for me again...
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Feets don't fail me now,
I am hitting the fucking road.
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Besides, what's the point
of rotting in prison
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for a crime you didn't commit?
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- Well, I did fuck the girl.
- But you didn't rape her.
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No! No.
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00:14:26,111 --> 00:14:28,612
I'm not judging.
I see all types.
252
00:14:28,647 --> 00:14:31,949
- Well, I'm not that type.
- I know you're not.
253
00:14:31,983 --> 00:14:37,888
You're an outlaw, Hank.
Just like me.
254
00:14:37,923 --> 00:14:43,160
So...Do you want to do
this thing or what?
255
00:14:43,195 --> 00:14:47,631
Do you think that I could
pay you just to be nice to me
256
00:14:47,666 --> 00:14:50,968
for a little while?
257
00:14:51,002 --> 00:14:52,970
Sure thing, Hank.
258
00:14:53,004 --> 00:14:54,672
[Alarm clock rings]
259
00:15:02,748 --> 00:15:05,916
Good morning, dear.
Milk and two sugars.
260
00:15:05,951 --> 00:15:08,986
Thank you, mother.
261
00:15:09,020 --> 00:15:10,921
- Kisses?
- Oh.
262
00:15:10,956 --> 00:15:14,525
Ah, pumpkin, good morning.
263
00:15:14,559 --> 00:15:18,462
Kisses?
264
00:15:18,497 --> 00:15:22,633
- Have a nice day, dear.
- I will. Thank you, sweetheart.
265
00:15:26,505 --> 00:15:28,339
Honeys, I'm home!
266
00:15:32,878 --> 00:15:36,514
Mm. Is that mom's cherry pie
I smell?
267
00:15:36,548 --> 00:15:40,851
I love mom's cherry pie!
[Chuckles]
268
00:15:40,886 --> 00:15:42,186
"Once upon a time,
269
00:15:42,220 --> 00:15:44,255
"there was a little boy
who always wanted
270
00:15:44,289 --> 00:15:46,424
"more than he had.
271
00:15:46,458 --> 00:15:48,092
"But when he finally grew up,
272
00:15:48,126 --> 00:15:50,161
"he found out
that he had everything
273
00:15:50,195 --> 00:15:53,030
"he could have ever wanted
all along.
274
00:15:53,064 --> 00:15:58,002
The end."
275
00:15:58,036 --> 00:15:59,870
Good night, scout.
276
00:15:59,905 --> 00:16:03,374
Good night, dad.
277
00:16:03,408 --> 00:16:06,777
- What's burning?
- I am.
278
00:16:06,812 --> 00:16:11,649
[Television chatter continues]
279
00:16:11,683 --> 00:16:13,551
Have a seat.
280
00:17:15,180 --> 00:17:17,114
[Horn honking]
281
00:17:34,533 --> 00:17:36,901
[Cell phone rings]
282
00:17:36,935 --> 00:17:38,402
Fuck.
283
00:17:38,436 --> 00:17:41,472
[Cell phone rings]
284
00:17:41,506 --> 00:17:46,043
Hello? Marcy?
285
00:17:46,077 --> 00:17:49,947
What?
What happened?
286
00:18:00,592 --> 00:18:05,262
Hello?
287
00:18:05,297 --> 00:18:07,064
All: Surprise!
[Party horns sounding]
288
00:18:07,098 --> 00:18:09,833
Surpri-i-ise!
289
00:18:09,868 --> 00:18:12,269
We wanted to throw you
a "Hank Is Innocent" party.
290
00:18:12,304 --> 00:18:14,939
But we had to work
with what you gave us.
291
00:18:14,973 --> 00:18:18,208
Assholes.
[Party horns sounding]
292
00:18:18,243 --> 00:18:20,678
[Overlapping chatter]
293
00:18:20,712 --> 00:18:23,847
Remember the time though
when we went to Santa Barbara
294
00:18:23,882 --> 00:18:26,116
and Mr. Anally Fixated
over here
295
00:18:26,151 --> 00:18:28,185
got us kicked out
of the hotel pool?
296
00:18:28,219 --> 00:18:30,387
Oh, my God.
That was so embarrassing.
297
00:18:30,422 --> 00:18:32,323
Why was that again,
Charlie? Why?
298
00:18:32,357 --> 00:18:34,058
Well, I cannot speak
of such things
299
00:18:34,092 --> 00:18:35,192
in front of the young lady.
300
00:18:35,226 --> 00:18:36,293
- Thank you.
- Why?
301
00:18:36,328 --> 00:18:38,963
She knows what a disgusting perv
you are.
302
00:18:38,997 --> 00:18:41,799
I do. I made peace
with it a long time ago.
303
00:18:41,833 --> 00:18:43,434
It doesn't mean you're not
a nice man.
304
00:18:43,468 --> 00:18:44,835
Well, thank you, Becca.
305
00:18:44,869 --> 00:18:46,604
You're every inch
the Van Der Moody.
306
00:18:46,638 --> 00:18:49,873
That's my girl.
Up high. Come on.
307
00:18:49,908 --> 00:18:53,277
Okay. Okay. I, uh,
wanted to pleasure myself
308
00:18:53,311 --> 00:18:55,546
while that little pump thingy
blew water up my butt.
309
00:18:55,580 --> 00:18:57,881
- It felt good.
- Okay, Charlie, enough.
310
00:18:57,916 --> 00:18:59,416
- Oh, my God, that's so gross.
- You told it.
311
00:18:59,451 --> 00:19:00,985
I suppose I probably
shouldn't have taken
312
00:19:01,019 --> 00:19:04,588
- my bathing suit off.
- Oh, God.
313
00:19:04,623 --> 00:19:06,256
I'm throwing up
in my mouth right now.
314
00:19:06,291 --> 00:19:08,492
Pity those poor kids
who are never going to forget
315
00:19:08,526 --> 00:19:10,761
this image of this big,
naked, man baby
316
00:19:10,795 --> 00:19:11,996
rising up from the water
317
00:19:12,030 --> 00:19:14,598
like the creature
from the pasty white lagoon.
318
00:19:14,633 --> 00:19:16,734
It's no grosser
than your mother and father.
319
00:19:16,768 --> 00:19:18,836
They used to sneak off to do it
everywhere all the time.
320
00:19:18,870 --> 00:19:20,104
- Shut up.
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
321
00:19:20,138 --> 00:19:22,973
- In bathrooms, utility closets.
- Yeah. Yes. Yes.
322
00:19:23,008 --> 00:19:26,076
True. Didn't you schlob
Hank's knob on a balcony once?
323
00:19:26,111 --> 00:19:27,845
Marcy, can you shut
the fuck up?
324
00:19:27,879 --> 00:19:30,648
Oh, like it's a secret you
guys are a couple of nymphos.
325
00:19:30,682 --> 00:19:32,850
It's better than growing up
with my family.
326
00:19:32,884 --> 00:19:34,918
I can't ever remember my parents
even touching one another.
327
00:19:34,953 --> 00:19:36,487
Sorry, Beckers.
328
00:19:36,521 --> 00:19:39,723
You must be so bored
by all this grown-up talk.
329
00:19:39,758 --> 00:19:41,892
Is this grown-up talk?
330
00:19:41,926 --> 00:19:43,727
[Laughs] I don't know
what it is.
331
00:19:43,762 --> 00:19:46,730
No, it's nice seeing you guys
together like this
332
00:19:46,765 --> 00:19:48,999
reminds me of a better time.
333
00:19:49,034 --> 00:19:51,402
Not better, sweetie.
Just different.
334
00:19:51,436 --> 00:19:54,271
It was better.
I know it was. I was there.
335
00:19:54,305 --> 00:19:57,041
It was an illusion, baby.
Magic trick.
336
00:19:57,075 --> 00:19:58,676
I know you think I'm too young
to understand,
337
00:19:58,710 --> 00:20:00,177
but I was there.
338
00:20:00,211 --> 00:20:02,346
I was watching.
I was listening.
339
00:20:02,380 --> 00:20:06,850
You guys were all happy
and in love and I felt safe.
340
00:20:06,885 --> 00:20:08,352
I was looking forward
to being a grown-up
341
00:20:08,386 --> 00:20:10,220
because it looked
like so much fun.
342
00:20:10,255 --> 00:20:12,856
And then somewhere
it all went wrong.
343
00:20:12,891 --> 00:20:14,191
I don't know
if it was California
344
00:20:14,225 --> 00:20:15,926
or just you guys,
but it all changed one day
345
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:17,394
almost overnight.
346
00:20:17,429 --> 00:20:21,498
Take it from someone who was
watching and taking notes.
347
00:20:21,533 --> 00:20:26,336
You guys were good together.
348
00:20:26,371 --> 00:20:29,106
I tend to agree with the girl.
349
00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:31,208
You're wise and beautiful,
you know that?
350
00:20:31,242 --> 00:20:34,211
You make us feel old
and stupid.
351
00:20:34,245 --> 00:20:36,046
And we love you for it.
352
00:20:39,384 --> 00:20:42,219
- I don't want to go to sleep.
- Why not?
353
00:20:42,253 --> 00:20:43,654
'Cause I don't know
if you'll be here
354
00:20:43,688 --> 00:20:48,025
when I wake up.
355
00:20:48,059 --> 00:20:51,662
We'll talk about it later.
[Blow kiss]
356
00:20:51,696 --> 00:20:53,397
- Good night.
- Good night.
357
00:20:53,431 --> 00:20:55,466
Good night.
358
00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:59,636
[Blows party horn]
359
00:20:59,671 --> 00:21:03,907
God, I wish I could get high
with y'all.
360
00:21:03,942 --> 00:21:06,744
I mean, the baby's not gonna
go full retard
361
00:21:06,778 --> 00:21:09,346
if I just get the tiniest bit
whacked, right?
362
00:21:09,380 --> 00:21:12,349
- The baby.
- It won't.
363
00:21:12,383 --> 00:21:14,017
I cannot endorse that shit.
364
00:21:14,052 --> 00:21:17,488
I mean, this... this medicinal
stuff is strong.
365
00:21:17,522 --> 00:21:20,457
Well, I know.
So you better be careful.
366
00:21:20,492 --> 00:21:22,726
Especially you, Jackamo.
367
00:21:22,761 --> 00:21:26,597
You can never handle your weed.
368
00:21:26,631 --> 00:21:29,900
I feel like I'm wearing
a very warm toupee right now.
369
00:21:29,934 --> 00:21:32,736
And I feel a tingling
in my underpants.
370
00:21:32,771 --> 00:21:34,805
That'd be me, Bogart.
Come on.
371
00:21:34,839 --> 00:21:37,307
You see that?
Becca was right.
372
00:21:37,342 --> 00:21:39,576
We're good together.
We were good together.
373
00:21:39,611 --> 00:21:43,881
We still are.
God damn it.
374
00:21:43,915 --> 00:21:48,252
Well, if she's right,
then how did we end up here?
375
00:21:48,286 --> 00:21:52,890
- I mean, hi, my name's Karen.
- Hi, Karen.
376
00:21:52,924 --> 00:21:54,992
Hello, Karen.
377
00:21:55,026 --> 00:21:58,929
The love of my life
and the father of my child
378
00:21:58,963 --> 00:22:04,101
is...is a convicted
child molester.
379
00:22:04,135 --> 00:22:09,273
- Yeah, dude! Hee hee hee.
- Oh, my God. Hello!
380
00:22:09,307 --> 00:22:11,375
And you're the crazy bitch
who stayed with him
381
00:22:11,409 --> 00:22:12,376
all of these years.
382
00:22:12,410 --> 00:22:14,711
- I know!
- Oh, my God.
383
00:22:14,746 --> 00:22:16,213
- What is wrong with me?
- Seriously.
384
00:22:16,247 --> 00:22:18,782
No, babe, you're like
one of those freaky cunts
385
00:22:18,817 --> 00:22:21,018
who marries the serial killers
on death row.
386
00:22:21,052 --> 00:22:23,387
Jesus Christ, Marcy, I'm right here!
387
00:22:23,421 --> 00:22:25,422
- Sorry, but...
- And what about you?
388
00:22:25,456 --> 00:22:26,824
You're having
an out-of-wedlock baby
389
00:22:26,858 --> 00:22:27,991
with Stu Beggs.
390
00:22:28,026 --> 00:22:29,393
Church.
391
00:22:29,427 --> 00:22:31,662
I'm just glad it's not
Rick Springfield's baby.
392
00:22:31,696 --> 00:22:35,265
Okay, cock-snot,
what about you?
393
00:22:35,300 --> 00:22:37,267
You're out there sticking
your micro-phallus
394
00:22:37,302 --> 00:22:39,670
into some
seriously damaged pussy.
395
00:22:39,704 --> 00:22:42,105
Church. I met one of those
this morning.
396
00:22:42,140 --> 00:22:44,775
- Come on.
- Charlie.
397
00:22:44,809 --> 00:22:47,711
She seemed like she
was out of her fucking gourd.
398
00:22:47,745 --> 00:22:51,582
Peggy. She blows my mind.
Sexually.
399
00:22:51,616 --> 00:22:54,418
- She has no boundaries.
- You need boundaries.
400
00:22:54,452 --> 00:22:58,255
Sometimes you just need someone
to say "No, let's not do that
401
00:22:58,289 --> 00:23:00,190
because that is fucking sick."
402
00:23:00,225 --> 00:23:01,925
Otherwise, we'd all be
running around
403
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:04,094
with shit, piss, and blood
all over our damn selves
404
00:23:04,128 --> 00:23:06,563
and shoving vibrators
up our asses all day.
405
00:23:06,598 --> 00:23:09,299
- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
406
00:23:09,334 --> 00:23:12,536
[Laughs]
407
00:23:12,570 --> 00:23:15,138
Hank, I'm gonna miss you.
408
00:23:15,173 --> 00:23:17,474
Oh, Marce, why'd you have
to do that?
409
00:23:17,508 --> 00:23:18,642
Eehee-hee.
410
00:23:18,676 --> 00:23:20,711
We were having
such a good time.
411
00:23:20,745 --> 00:23:22,880
I know. But I love you
and I don't want you
412
00:23:22,914 --> 00:23:24,414
to be in trouble.
413
00:23:24,449 --> 00:23:27,484
I want things to go back
to the way they were.
414
00:23:27,518 --> 00:23:32,089
- Mm.
- The way we were.
415
00:23:32,123 --> 00:23:33,657
No more tears.
I'm a big boy.
416
00:23:33,691 --> 00:23:35,359
I did the crime,
I can do the time.
417
00:23:35,393 --> 00:23:37,561
But you didn't.
You got fucked.
418
00:23:37,595 --> 00:23:40,564
I fucked myself
a long, long time ago.
419
00:23:40,598 --> 00:23:46,270
Someone's feeling sorry
for himself.
420
00:23:46,304 --> 00:23:48,171
You know what that means?
421
00:23:48,206 --> 00:23:51,808
- Mm.
- You know what we got to do.
422
00:23:51,843 --> 00:23:53,744
- Oh, yeah.
- Pile up. Come on.
423
00:23:53,778 --> 00:23:54,745
Oh, we're doing that?
424
00:23:54,779 --> 00:23:56,847
Oh, oh! Ticklish.
425
00:23:56,881 --> 00:23:57,948
[Laughter]
426
00:23:57,982 --> 00:24:00,117
Spread your pussy.
427
00:24:00,151 --> 00:24:01,251
Watch the baby.
428
00:24:01,286 --> 00:24:03,353
[Laughter]
429
00:24:09,060 --> 00:24:13,096
- You must be really baked.
- [Chuckles]
430
00:24:13,131 --> 00:24:16,433
- Why do you say that?
- 'Cause you're dancing with me.
431
00:24:16,467 --> 00:24:18,602
- Mm-hmm.
- A convicted felon.
432
00:24:18,636 --> 00:24:21,405
Well, it must be true
what they say:
433
00:24:21,439 --> 00:24:23,473
There's someone for everyone.
434
00:24:23,508 --> 00:24:25,442
Well, thank you for today.
435
00:24:25,476 --> 00:24:27,377
Short of making sweet love to me,
436
00:24:27,412 --> 00:24:29,780
that was the nicest thing
you could've done for me.
437
00:24:29,814 --> 00:24:32,783
You're welcome.
It was fun.
438
00:24:32,817 --> 00:24:36,520
I mean, it's nice to escape
reality once in a while, right?
439
00:24:36,554 --> 00:24:40,123
Yeah.
I almost escaped today.
440
00:24:40,158 --> 00:24:42,192
I was driving.
441
00:24:42,226 --> 00:24:46,830
I just thought
about driving off.
442
00:24:46,864 --> 00:24:49,399
I know.
443
00:24:49,434 --> 00:24:50,867
How?
444
00:24:50,902 --> 00:24:52,502
Because you had that look
in your eye.
445
00:24:52,537 --> 00:24:54,338
Fight or flight.
You're right.
446
00:24:54,372 --> 00:24:56,940
I know everything there is
to know about you.
447
00:24:56,975 --> 00:25:01,178
- Lucky you.
- I am lucky.
448
00:25:01,212 --> 00:25:03,680
I'm lucky to have known you.
449
00:25:03,715 --> 00:25:07,284
I'm lucky to have loved you.
450
00:25:07,318 --> 00:25:12,289
But I feel it's finally...
it's finally over.
451
00:25:12,323 --> 00:25:16,793
Which is...
is kind of a relief.
452
00:25:19,030 --> 00:25:22,833
Over.
453
00:25:22,867 --> 00:25:24,901
You don't want me, Hank.
454
00:25:24,936 --> 00:25:28,538
Well, that's not true.
455
00:25:28,573 --> 00:25:30,741
- Isn't it?
- Mm-mm.
456
00:25:30,775 --> 00:25:34,211
Becca was right.
We were good together.
457
00:25:34,245 --> 00:25:36,813
We were happy.
458
00:25:36,848 --> 00:25:39,016
I thought
we were a fucking fairytale.
459
00:25:39,050 --> 00:25:41,418
But if you're careless
with something for long enough,
460
00:25:41,452 --> 00:25:43,353
you know, it breaks.
461
00:25:43,388 --> 00:25:47,157
And that's how I feel.
Broken.
462
00:25:47,191 --> 00:25:52,195
Completely and utterly broken.
463
00:25:54,599 --> 00:25:58,635
From the second that you told me
about Mia till now,
464
00:25:58,669 --> 00:26:01,471
it's... it's been a bad dream,
you know?
465
00:26:01,506 --> 00:26:07,444
I've been sleepwalking
through my life.
466
00:26:07,478 --> 00:26:10,547
And I can't do that anymore.
I can't live like that.
467
00:26:15,019 --> 00:26:18,855
I understand. I'll go.
468
00:26:18,890 --> 00:26:20,490
I didn't say I wanted you
to go.
469
00:26:20,525 --> 00:26:25,962
Karen, I don't get it.
What do you want from me?
470
00:26:25,997 --> 00:26:27,531
Something you can't give me.
471
00:26:27,565 --> 00:26:33,070
Something you've never
been able to give me.
472
00:26:33,104 --> 00:26:38,809
Something to look forward to.
473
00:26:38,843 --> 00:26:41,778
- I'm sorry.
- Don't be.
474
00:26:41,813 --> 00:26:43,113
It's not your fault.
It's mine.
475
00:26:43,147 --> 00:26:44,114
It's always been mine.
476
00:26:44,148 --> 00:26:45,382
That's not true.
477
00:26:45,416 --> 00:26:48,385
Don't say that.
478
00:26:48,419 --> 00:26:51,521
If you were gonna have sex
with someone and you knew
479
00:26:51,556 --> 00:26:56,993
that it would be the absolute
last time,
480
00:26:57,028 --> 00:27:00,897
what do you think
it would be like?
481
00:27:00,932 --> 00:27:03,200
I think it would be
incredibly sad.
482
00:27:03,234 --> 00:27:08,939
Yeah, so do I.
483
00:27:08,973 --> 00:27:11,541
Make me sad.
484
00:27:15,246 --> 00:27:25,081
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