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Previously
on Californication...
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You know, the weird thing is,
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my husband's dead,
and I'm numb.
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How the fuck you doing, Moody?
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My dick don't work no more.
A man can only shoot
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so many loads in a lifetime.
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I mean, literally,
you can run out.
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We need one pound
of your best Peruvian blend.
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- We will be on our way.
- I like that suit.
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- Take it off.
- What about your old lady?
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- What about her?
- What about her needs?
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Wives are different.
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They don't rub themselves raw
like we do.
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I know my husband fucks around
on the road,
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but we have an agreement.
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I've been wanting
to talk to you.
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- Regarding?
- An extramarital affair.
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- Oh, my.
- I'm still in love
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- with her, Stu.
- Me too.
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But I will pay you
to not pursue Marcy any longer.
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This is a fucking disaster.
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What the fuck
are you guys talking about?
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It's a rock opera
with the tone of my book.
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It's bollocks.
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It doesn't have any heart,
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and you have a huge heart.
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Oh, I just had me
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an assgasm.
Oh.
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Hank. ♪ Hank
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Good morning, sunshine.
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Your work is delightful.
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Great job on the rewrite, Hank.
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It really puts a smile
on the face.
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I love a good musical.
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Warms the fucking cockles.
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What the fuck
are you doing here?
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The missus caught me
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eating one
of her chocolate bars
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out of the cleaning lady's
vagina.
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That's disgusting.
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No, it was delicious.
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It was Marilyn Manson's idea.
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Once upon a time,
according to rock legend,
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mind you,
Mick Jagger was caught
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eating a chocolate bar
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out of Marianne Faithfull's
warm, gooey center.
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Bowie was there too.
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Of course now they all swear
it never happened.
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But I felt like I should try it
at least once.
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I'm actually surprised
it's taken me this long.
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By the by, Atticus,
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just any idea
how long you might be staying?
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I hadn't really thought
about it.
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It could be quite a while,
though.
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She was fucking furious.
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Almost cut my dick off.
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Is this gonna be a problem,
Runkle?
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No.
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I just--
you know, I thought
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you might be more comfortable
at a hotel.
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Why would I be more comfortable
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paying for posh lodgings
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when I can stay
with my manager?
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For free.
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Makes sense to me.
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Tell me, will... Krull
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be staying too?
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Of course.
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He's my road manager.
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Anytime I leave my house,
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I'm technically on the road.
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Krull gets me from point "A"
to point "B"
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and knows where to find all
my favorite creature comforts
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along the way.
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Where's the shitter
in this place?
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Ooh.
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Yeah, go easy, big fella.
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- Low-flow toilets.
- Hey.
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- We should have a party.
- Why?
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I'm newly single.
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You've just had
a major creative breakthrough.
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We should fucking celebrate.
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One should mark
such fucking milestones.
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You know, that's not really
a bad idea, Hank.
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The last big party I had here
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was filled
with smelly leather boys.
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Couldn't really wash the stink
off the joint.
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Okay, well, where's the master?
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I'm gonna rest up
for tonight's shindig.
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Follow the Krull.
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Oh, and, Runkle,
can you get a piano delivered?
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And make sure there's heaps
of alcohol and cocaine
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and Mars bars and Astroglide.
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Brilliant work, Hank.
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I'm gonna go put this
under my pillow
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and do some dream-writing.
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But first I must masturbate
myself to sleep.
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♪ Californication 6x08 ♪
Mad Dogs and Englishmen
Original Air Date on March 17, 2013
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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Moody.
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Eddie Nero.
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As I live and breathe.
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Can I have a go?
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I'd very much like
to tackle Hank.
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No, no.
That's my thing.
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- I'm gonna do it.
- Do what?
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Continue my great tradition
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of bringing your words to life.
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This time on the boards
in front of the footlights.
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- Can you even sing?
- Can I sing?
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I don't know.
Can you?
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♪ We know we belong
to the land ♪
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♪ and the land we belong to
is grand ♪
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♪ and when we say
♪ yow
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- ♪ yip-ay-yo-ay-yay
♪ yow
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♪ we're only saying,
you're doing fine, Oklahoma ♪
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♪ Oklahoma, O.K.
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♪ L-a-h-o-m-a
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♪ Oklahoma
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Is there anybody alive
out there?
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I got serious douche chills
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running up and down my spine.
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I'm also a little hard,
I have to admit.
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I'll bet you are.
Can I see it?
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No, can I see it?
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No!
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Hey, pussy fart, how you doing?
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Eh, all right, Eddie.
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- How about yourself?
- I heard you came out recently.
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For a short time, yes.
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He almost took
a man in his mouth.
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I took a man in my mouth once.
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Yes, we know, Eddie.
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I engineered that orgasm.
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My hands, mouth, feet.
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I watched his jism
form a slimy St. Louis Arch
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in the air
before landing comfortably
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on the rug
in the Lincoln bedroom.
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You performed fellatio
in the White House?
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Shh, it's not appropriate,
but yes.
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I had an experience
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with a gent once.
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He was quite pretty.
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Showed up in the backstage area.
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Fooled the road crew.
Sure as hell fooled me.
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He gave a lovely blow job.
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I reached into his knickers,
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felt what I initially thought
to be
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a slightly oversized
female clitoris,
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but, no, it was a gentleman's
short, but quite broad penis.
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I thought to myself,
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"What would Bowie do?"
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And then I gave up and got
security to beat him senseless.
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And then I felt sorry for him
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and let him blow me again.
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Holes is holes
when all's said and done.
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That's exactly
what I always say.
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I have big news.
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Tonight I'm gonna make love
to a woman.
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Oh, well, maybe we should
alert the media.
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Entertainment Tonight
or maybe National Geographic.
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Well, I have been celibate
for quite some time now.
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I thought that I'd lost
all my loads.
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But they came back,
and if I'm going to star
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in a traditional love story,
I need to remember
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what it's like to come again
with a woman.
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And, by the way,
what's the deal
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with this party?
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'Cause seems
like it's a little bit
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of a sausage fest.
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Yeah, Runkle.
Where are the girls?
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I'm sorry.
What do you mean?
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I said we should have a party.
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Did you expect me to send out
the fucking invites,
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you senseless wanker?
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And what about the drugs?
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- Where are the drugs?
- Okay.
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Atticus, well, we had good luck
with the chocolate bars
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and the Astroglide,
but there was
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a little bit of a problem
with the drugs.
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Fuckin' fuck, Runkle.
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Jesus.
Aah!
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Was that a banana?
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I want drugs.
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I want some fucking girls
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and some fucking drugs.
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Drugs.
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- Whoo!
- Hey.
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Hi.
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- Hank Moody.
- Boom.
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Hey.
How's my suit?
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- It's aspirational.
- Ah.
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Gonna fit in that fucker
one day.
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Excellent, exce--
good luck with that.
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You know, you don't have
to be so fucking snarky.
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Slow and steady wins the race,
asshole.
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I'll fit in that suit before
you grow your fucking hair back.
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Boom!
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- Frank.
- Widow.
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Come here.
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And if it isn't the bloody
warlock who turned me bum
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into the happiest place
on earth.
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I've missed you,
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you dirty, bald bastard, you.
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Nice to see you, Trudy.
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- How you been?
- I've been well.
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- I've been well, you know.
- Good.
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Thinking about finding me
a new husband.
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Oh, really?
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Tony left me
in financial shambles.
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You know.
I mean, we spent it
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as fast as he made it.
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I don't know
if he's marriage material,
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but Eddie Nero right over here
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is looking to bust
a big, fat load
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after being celibate
for quite some time.
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- Really?
- Maybe you two could help
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- each other out.
- Oh, no.
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He's a little too pretty
for me.
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And he poops on people.
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Blue eyes poops on people.
You're into the scat-play, huh?
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Poop!
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It was a phase
but a messy phase.
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I've been there once or twice.
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I have.
Real messy.
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Speaking of dirty,
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what do you say, Popeye?
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You ready to bust one
out of the chamber,
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so we can sit back, relax,
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and enjoy the party?
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Don't mind if I do.
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Yay.
Attaboy.
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Poop, poop.
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♪
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Stop.
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Don't stop.
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Stop.
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I'm almost done.
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Fuck.
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This is good, Hank.
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Almost makes me want
to jump your bones.
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Almost?
What else--
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I got a typewriter right here.
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Damn.
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Thank you.
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Well, your thoughts,
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and the kind, thoughtful,
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long-legged manner
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in which you chose
to express them,
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had much to do
with the end result.
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Well, it leaves you
with the same feeling
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that a real great song does.
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Sadly, I think
my work here is done.
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What?
No more sexy time?
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Say it ain't so.
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Well, too much
leads to too much.
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Sooner or later,
someone gets hurt.
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Yeah, well, you're right.
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You should probably do your best
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not to fall in love with me.
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I wasn't worried about me.
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00:09:58,255 --> 00:09:59,956
No, no, be careful.
263
00:09:59,990 --> 00:10:01,791
I have a tendency
to take root in the hearts
264
00:10:01,825 --> 00:10:04,127
and minds of those who initially
find me off-putting.
265
00:10:04,161 --> 00:10:06,629
It's a small, but loyal group.
266
00:10:06,663 --> 00:10:10,633
Well, everything put together
267
00:10:10,667 --> 00:10:12,201
falls apart, Hank.
268
00:10:12,236 --> 00:10:14,170
- Paul Simon.
- Very good.
269
00:10:14,204 --> 00:10:15,872
No, that was easy for me.
Know why?
270
00:10:15,906 --> 00:10:17,206
- Why?
- 'Cause I'm old as dirt.
271
00:10:17,241 --> 00:10:18,674
Oh.
272
00:10:18,709 --> 00:10:22,178
Oh, come here.
273
00:10:22,212 --> 00:10:24,680
- You're not so old.
- Oh, sweet talker.
274
00:10:32,256 --> 00:10:34,490
Oh, my back.
275
00:10:34,525 --> 00:10:35,892
My back.
Oh, jeez.
276
00:10:41,331 --> 00:10:45,268
I've never been sodomized
in a child's nursery before.
277
00:10:45,302 --> 00:10:47,236
- What fun.
- That's odd.
278
00:10:47,271 --> 00:10:49,739
Oh, hey, you two.
279
00:10:49,773 --> 00:10:52,508
Hey.
Oh, this is Trudy.
280
00:10:52,543 --> 00:10:54,210
This is Marcy and Karen.
281
00:10:54,244 --> 00:10:57,580
This is Trudy,
and Trudy was recently widowed.
282
00:10:57,614 --> 00:10:59,649
It's true.
I was.
283
00:10:59,683 --> 00:11:02,218
- Yeah, my hubby O.D.'d.
- Oh, sorry.
284
00:11:02,252 --> 00:11:04,587
But Jean-Luc Picard here
has been keeping me company.
285
00:11:04,621 --> 00:11:06,856
- Jean-Luc Picard.
- Right?
286
00:11:06,890 --> 00:11:08,791
He's not too big
in the lap, you see,
287
00:11:08,826 --> 00:11:11,060
but he's enthusiastic,
if you know what I'm saying.
288
00:11:11,095 --> 00:11:13,396
Yeah, I know
what you're saying.
289
00:11:13,430 --> 00:11:16,032
Hey. I thought you said
they weren't coming.
290
00:11:16,066 --> 00:11:17,567
They said they weren't coming.
291
00:11:17,601 --> 00:11:18,801
Here they are.
292
00:11:18,836 --> 00:11:20,036
- Good.
- Yeah.
293
00:11:20,070 --> 00:11:21,637
We got bored, we smoked weed,
294
00:11:21,672 --> 00:11:25,541
and we wanted to meet
Atticus Fetch, yeah!
295
00:11:25,576 --> 00:11:27,143
You should.
You should.
296
00:11:27,177 --> 00:11:29,412
You should have sex with him.
Both of you.
297
00:11:29,446 --> 00:11:31,047
He's single now,
298
00:11:31,081 --> 00:11:32,415
and he's quite good
in the sack, you know.
299
00:11:32,449 --> 00:11:33,850
A little lazy when it comes
300
00:11:33,884 --> 00:11:36,619
to the oral return favors
and such.
301
00:11:36,653 --> 00:11:39,222
- Unlike the ass whisperer here.
- That's me!
302
00:11:39,256 --> 00:11:41,457
He gives as good
as he gets, he does.
303
00:11:41,492 --> 00:11:43,793
Oh, that's not exactly
my experience.
304
00:11:43,827 --> 00:11:45,261
Hey.
305
00:11:45,295 --> 00:11:47,597
Have you ever done Atticus
before?
306
00:11:47,631 --> 00:11:48,965
Uh, no, I have not had
the pleasure.
307
00:11:48,999 --> 00:11:50,433
We should do him together.
308
00:11:50,467 --> 00:11:53,102
We could.
Or we could go get a drink
309
00:11:53,137 --> 00:11:54,070
right--right now.
310
00:11:54,104 --> 00:11:55,638
Whatever you think, love.
311
00:11:55,672 --> 00:11:57,106
Marcy, let me introduce you
to Atticus.
312
00:11:57,141 --> 00:11:58,641
No.
Allow me.
313
00:11:58,675 --> 00:12:01,410
Okay. Whichever one.
Lead the way.
314
00:12:01,445 --> 00:12:04,580
I see you have a new friend.
315
00:12:04,615 --> 00:12:06,983
Yes, and she's--and that's
what she is, a friend.
316
00:12:07,017 --> 00:12:08,317
She's a lovely young woman
317
00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:10,019
who has helped guide me
creatively.
318
00:12:10,053 --> 00:12:11,787
Right.
I'm sure.
319
00:12:11,822 --> 00:12:14,690
Sort of a Florence Nightingale
in your time of need...
320
00:12:14,725 --> 00:12:16,092
- Oh.
- Kind of thing.
321
00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:17,660
Well, you know what,
I'm happy to see
322
00:12:17,694 --> 00:12:19,362
that I can still get
a jealous rise out of you.
323
00:12:19,396 --> 00:12:20,863
But you just say the word,
324
00:12:20,898 --> 00:12:23,966
and I will stop the world
and melt with you.
325
00:12:24,001 --> 00:12:25,234
Yeah, I said that.
326
00:12:25,269 --> 00:12:28,037
Oh.
327
00:12:28,071 --> 00:12:30,206
- You remember Eddie. Karen.
- Hi, hey.
328
00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:32,074
Karen, you remember Yusuf Nero?
329
00:12:32,109 --> 00:12:33,976
Of course.
The last time we were together,
330
00:12:34,011 --> 00:12:36,679
you were seeing that handsome
African-American fellow.
331
00:12:36,713 --> 00:12:39,182
No, that was just a phase,
like you pooping on people.
332
00:12:39,216 --> 00:12:41,450
I had a feeling
that was a passing thing.
333
00:12:41,485 --> 00:12:44,120
A milk chocolate
mandingo fantasy.
334
00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:45,988
Perfectly normal.
You're entitled.
335
00:12:46,023 --> 00:12:48,224
Particularly after the hell that
this lunatic's put you through.
336
00:12:48,258 --> 00:12:50,026
Oh, okay, well,
speaking of lunatics,
337
00:12:50,060 --> 00:12:53,362
you know, Karen was recently
married to a pansexual loon
338
00:12:53,397 --> 00:12:55,231
named Richard Bates,
the writer.
339
00:12:55,265 --> 00:12:57,366
- You know him?
- Are you kidding me?
340
00:12:57,401 --> 00:13:00,836
He's the man I took
in my mouth.
341
00:13:00,871 --> 00:13:03,339
- Of course he is.
- Richard Bates.
342
00:13:03,373 --> 00:13:05,875
He wrote the definitive draft
of John,
343
00:13:05,909 --> 00:13:08,344
the Michael Mann movie
that won me the Academy Award
344
00:13:08,378 --> 00:13:11,581
for Best Actor,
but it's not about the kudos.
345
00:13:11,615 --> 00:13:13,149
- It's about the work.
- Of course not.
346
00:13:13,183 --> 00:13:14,850
- Karen.
- Mm-hmm.
347
00:13:14,885 --> 00:13:16,219
It has been many years
since we've seen each other,
348
00:13:16,253 --> 00:13:17,493
and yet you have not aged
a day.
349
00:13:17,521 --> 00:13:21,023
Your stems, your hindquarters
350
00:13:21,058 --> 00:13:22,658
remain glorious.
351
00:13:22,693 --> 00:13:24,427
Your skin is flawless.
352
00:13:24,461 --> 00:13:26,495
You are a beautiful woman.
353
00:13:26,530 --> 00:13:28,164
Well, thank you, Eddie.
354
00:13:28,198 --> 00:13:29,699
- You will do perfectly.
- Whoa, whoa.
355
00:13:29,733 --> 00:13:32,235
- Watch it, Nero.
- Eddie needs my help.
356
00:13:32,269 --> 00:13:35,404
Your effluvium
is delightful, a rare vintage.
357
00:13:35,439 --> 00:13:37,306
Come, allow me to seduce you.
358
00:13:37,341 --> 00:13:38,708
Now fuck off.
Go away.
359
00:13:38,742 --> 00:13:40,343
Well, we tried.
360
00:13:40,377 --> 00:13:43,613
Krull. Sorry.
361
00:13:43,647 --> 00:13:45,348
The one thing I know
about Atticus
362
00:13:45,382 --> 00:13:47,750
is he loves his fans,
and we've got
363
00:13:47,784 --> 00:13:49,852
a great, big one right here
who would very much like to say,
364
00:13:49,886 --> 00:13:50,953
"Hello."
365
00:13:50,988 --> 00:13:52,054
And what's this big fan
366
00:13:52,089 --> 00:13:53,222
gonna do with me?
367
00:13:53,257 --> 00:13:54,724
Hey, you.
368
00:13:54,758 --> 00:13:56,525
I'm somebody's mother.
369
00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:57,881
Yeah, but you're not mine,
love.
370
00:13:57,894 --> 00:13:58,894
How about a bit of suction?
371
00:14:01,064 --> 00:14:05,935
Allow me to handle this.
372
00:14:05,969 --> 00:14:09,071
Hmm.
373
00:14:09,106 --> 00:14:11,240
Allow me to handle this.
374
00:14:14,278 --> 00:14:16,512
♪
375
00:14:23,220 --> 00:14:25,221
Well, it looks
like we found the party.
376
00:14:25,255 --> 00:14:27,657
- Hello, girls.
- Who is this?
377
00:14:27,691 --> 00:14:29,458
Oh, please, Atticus,
let me introduce you
378
00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:31,627
- to my ex-wife.
- And mine.
379
00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:33,429
And the mother of my child.
380
00:14:33,463 --> 00:14:35,231
You were both married
to this woman?
381
00:14:35,265 --> 00:14:36,666
Yes.
Yes, we were.
382
00:14:36,700 --> 00:14:38,768
What the fuck's wrong with you?
383
00:14:38,802 --> 00:14:41,470
How much time do you have?
384
00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:43,306
Marcy.
Huge fan.
385
00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:45,107
Finally.
A fan.
386
00:14:45,142 --> 00:14:47,510
She loves the musicians.
387
00:14:47,544 --> 00:14:49,445
She had quite a serious fling
with Rick Springfield
388
00:14:49,479 --> 00:14:51,180
- once upon a time.
- Really?
389
00:14:51,214 --> 00:14:53,249
You were one of Jesse's girls,
were you?
390
00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:54,417
Yes.
Yes, she was.
391
00:14:54,451 --> 00:14:55,918
She even had the ringtone
392
00:14:55,952 --> 00:14:57,019
to prove it.
393
00:14:57,054 --> 00:14:58,321
Why is it you never mentioned
394
00:14:58,355 --> 00:15:00,122
a fling
with a major fucking pop star?
395
00:15:00,157 --> 00:15:01,957
I don't know, Stu.
396
00:15:01,992 --> 00:15:04,727
Maybe it's because you're
so fucking jealous.
397
00:15:04,761 --> 00:15:07,129
Maybe it's because you need
to be the only cock in town.
398
00:15:07,164 --> 00:15:10,633
Maybe it's because I fucking
love you so much, Marcy.
399
00:15:10,667 --> 00:15:12,435
- That is why.
- Okay, well, it looks
400
00:15:12,469 --> 00:15:13,636
like this meet and greet
is over.
401
00:15:13,670 --> 00:15:16,305
- Let's go, Marcy.
- Yes. Leave her
402
00:15:16,340 --> 00:15:17,640
- with me.
- Oh, that's probably
403
00:15:17,674 --> 00:15:18,808
not a good idea.
404
00:15:18,842 --> 00:15:19,963
Yeah, we're happy to stay.
405
00:15:19,976 --> 00:15:21,310
You're not actually my type.
406
00:15:21,345 --> 00:15:26,148
I usually go
for tall, leggy blondes.
407
00:15:26,183 --> 00:15:28,250
But you're quite sexual,
aren't you?
408
00:15:28,285 --> 00:15:30,419
She's incredibly sexual.
409
00:15:30,454 --> 00:15:32,388
Built for speed, born to fuck.
410
00:15:32,422 --> 00:15:35,024
Sinking into this woman
is like swimming in a vat
411
00:15:35,058 --> 00:15:36,625
of exquisite oil.
412
00:15:36,660 --> 00:15:39,795
Jesus Christ, Stu.
A vat?
413
00:15:39,830 --> 00:15:42,164
You make me sound like
I'm all stretched out and shit.
414
00:15:42,199 --> 00:15:44,200
- Shut up!
- We had a nice sex life
415
00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:45,401
ourselves, you know.
It wasn't crazy or anything.
416
00:15:45,435 --> 00:15:47,737
- Ugh! Oy.
- A finger up the ass
417
00:15:47,771 --> 00:15:50,406
every now and again.
A botched threesome or two,
418
00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:52,174
but it was quite familiar,
comforting.
419
00:15:52,209 --> 00:15:54,810
You have quite a fan club,
don't you?
420
00:15:54,845 --> 00:15:59,382
Yeah, looks like
I'm queen of the shit pile.
421
00:15:59,416 --> 00:16:00,816
Go.
Get the fuck out of here.
422
00:16:00,851 --> 00:16:01,884
Yeah.
423
00:16:01,918 --> 00:16:03,078
Leave your ex-wife with me.
424
00:16:03,086 --> 00:16:04,820
Oh.
425
00:16:04,855 --> 00:16:06,822
We're gonna have a chat.
426
00:16:06,857 --> 00:16:09,725
Okay.
427
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:12,228
Hey.
428
00:16:15,632 --> 00:16:17,900
So you and Hank, huh?
429
00:16:17,934 --> 00:16:20,202
Once upon a time.
430
00:16:20,237 --> 00:16:22,738
And you and Hank.
431
00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:25,141
Sorta kinda.
Something.
432
00:16:25,175 --> 00:16:28,778
- He's really talented.
- Yeah.
433
00:16:28,812 --> 00:16:31,347
He's talented, but...
434
00:16:31,381 --> 00:16:33,416
he has a really hard time
sustaining it.
435
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:35,785
Well, I don't know.
I think maybe he just needs
436
00:16:35,819 --> 00:16:38,154
to find the right motivation.
437
00:16:38,188 --> 00:16:42,491
Oh, God, I so know
where you're at right now.
438
00:16:42,526 --> 00:16:43,926
You just see all this potential,
right?
439
00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:46,796
Yeah.
440
00:16:46,863 --> 00:16:48,731
Yeah.
Potential's exciting.
441
00:16:48,765 --> 00:16:49,932
Yeah, it is.
442
00:16:49,966 --> 00:16:51,200
But it's really hard to have
443
00:16:51,234 --> 00:16:52,268
a long-term relationship
444
00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:53,969
with someone else's potential.
445
00:16:54,004 --> 00:16:57,139
Especially if that is
what you're looking for.
446
00:16:57,174 --> 00:17:01,277
I'd be careful if I was you.
447
00:17:01,311 --> 00:17:03,579
And I kind of was you.
448
00:17:03,613 --> 00:17:06,148
You're gonna get hurt.
449
00:17:09,186 --> 00:17:11,554
♪
450
00:17:11,588 --> 00:17:13,422
Methinks you like this one,
Faith.
451
00:17:13,457 --> 00:17:14,790
What do you think?
452
00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:16,792
She likes him.
I can tell.
453
00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:18,627
Who, Hank?
454
00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:21,464
Yeah.
I like him.
455
00:17:21,498 --> 00:17:22,798
I like him as much as any guy
456
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,300
that I choose
to spend my time with.
457
00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:26,969
I've seen you on the arm
of lots of guys.
458
00:17:27,003 --> 00:17:29,238
You seem to have
a real connection with this one.
459
00:17:29,272 --> 00:17:32,274
He's a good guy.
He's sweet to you.
460
00:17:32,309 --> 00:17:33,742
Maybe it could be a real thing.
461
00:17:33,777 --> 00:17:35,611
You do not have
to live happily ever after
462
00:17:35,645 --> 00:17:37,413
with someone to make it real.
463
00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:39,448
Oh, be good to yourself, Faith.
464
00:17:39,483 --> 00:17:41,417
You deserve it.
465
00:17:41,451 --> 00:17:43,619
Shut up and deal.
466
00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:49,124
If I had to pick,
467
00:17:49,159 --> 00:17:53,028
I would say Fetch Live,
All Over Your Face
468
00:17:53,063 --> 00:17:55,431
because that one
has all your hits.
469
00:17:55,465 --> 00:17:57,333
That's lovely, dear.
470
00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:59,802
So would you like to blow me,
471
00:17:59,836 --> 00:18:02,304
or would you prefer
to have actual intercourse?
472
00:18:02,339 --> 00:18:05,474
God. Jeez.
I don't know.
473
00:18:05,509 --> 00:18:07,343
I hadn't really thought
about it, so...
474
00:18:08,812 --> 00:18:10,379
That's cute.
475
00:18:10,413 --> 00:18:12,114
Of course you thought about it.
476
00:18:12,148 --> 00:18:14,483
Mm.
Do you want to go down on me?
477
00:18:14,518 --> 00:18:17,219
Mm.
I'd prefer not to.
478
00:18:17,254 --> 00:18:18,921
It's a little bit intimate
479
00:18:18,955 --> 00:18:22,358
and also, to be honest,
a little bit boring for me.
480
00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:26,061
Of course, because I'm
just another bang to you.
481
00:18:26,096 --> 00:18:27,730
- Yeah.
- Not at all.
482
00:18:27,764 --> 00:18:30,299
The knowledge
that I'm giving you this gift,
483
00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:34,336
this opportunity to transcend
your everyday suburban existence
484
00:18:34,371 --> 00:18:36,438
and have sex
with a fucking rock star,
485
00:18:36,473 --> 00:18:37,740
thereby giving you a story
to dine out on
486
00:18:37,774 --> 00:18:38,974
for years to come,
487
00:18:39,009 --> 00:18:40,576
that's the fun bit for me.
488
00:18:40,610 --> 00:18:43,045
I don't know, man.
This is just so fucked up.
489
00:18:43,079 --> 00:18:46,181
I mean, just--
just take me, okay?
490
00:18:46,216 --> 00:18:48,884
I mean, that's what Rick
Springfield would have done.
491
00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:51,387
He just tore my clothes off
and stuck it in,
492
00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:53,589
so just fucking do
what you want,
493
00:18:53,623 --> 00:18:56,358
but just fucking do it already,
all right?
494
00:18:56,393 --> 00:18:57,793
Just fucking go.
Go.
495
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:05,034
Hey, you guys.
496
00:19:05,068 --> 00:19:06,902
Hey, did you read
that Times article
497
00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:08,270
about the guy
who did the thing,
498
00:19:08,305 --> 00:19:09,738
and then this other thing
happened?
499
00:19:09,773 --> 00:19:10,940
I don't know about you,
500
00:19:10,974 --> 00:19:12,775
but I found it fascinating.
501
00:19:12,809 --> 00:19:16,011
Hank, I am having
an intimate moment with Karen,
502
00:19:16,046 --> 00:19:17,446
and I will not let you spoil it
503
00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:18,714
with your incessant
verbal diarrhea.
504
00:19:18,748 --> 00:19:20,516
What is it, Hank?
505
00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:21,990
Are you not getting
enough attention?
506
00:19:22,018 --> 00:19:23,752
Where is he?
507
00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:25,087
Where's Atticus?
508
00:19:25,121 --> 00:19:26,555
I haven't the foggiest,
my love.
509
00:19:26,590 --> 00:19:29,024
Okay, well, I'm prepared
to forgive him.
510
00:19:29,059 --> 00:19:30,859
- Why?
- Well, here I was,
511
00:19:30,894 --> 00:19:33,629
all pissed off,
calling every divorce lawyer
512
00:19:33,663 --> 00:19:35,631
I know,
and look what come in the mail.
513
00:19:35,665 --> 00:19:38,968
Three, count 'em, three
seven-figure royalty checks.
514
00:19:39,002 --> 00:19:40,469
Oh, cool.
515
00:19:40,503 --> 00:19:43,305
I'm so lucky.
My life's fucking amazing.
516
00:19:43,340 --> 00:19:45,140
I mean, if he wants
to eat a Mars bar
517
00:19:45,175 --> 00:19:46,308
out of
some dirty skank's poontang,
518
00:19:46,343 --> 00:19:47,743
who am I to judge, hmm?
519
00:19:47,777 --> 00:19:50,346
Well, that is
a beautiful rationalization,
520
00:19:50,380 --> 00:19:51,647
but I think in this case
you have a right
521
00:19:51,681 --> 00:19:53,415
to be slightly miffed.
522
00:19:53,450 --> 00:19:55,084
Oh, darling, it's just sex.
523
00:19:55,118 --> 00:19:56,485
Why does everyone make
such a big deal about it?
524
00:19:56,519 --> 00:19:58,654
Fuck if I know, dude.
525
00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:03,759
- Move.
- Sorry, missus,
526
00:20:03,793 --> 00:20:05,260
I can't do that.
527
00:20:05,295 --> 00:20:07,162
Sorry, missus,
I can't do that.
528
00:20:15,605 --> 00:20:17,506
Hello, darling.
529
00:20:17,540 --> 00:20:18,574
Oh.
530
00:20:18,608 --> 00:20:20,142
Is all forgiven?
531
00:20:20,176 --> 00:20:24,246
You fucking fuckface.
532
00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:27,383
Fuck!
Are those my royalty checks?
533
00:20:27,417 --> 00:20:30,019
Get out of my way.
534
00:20:30,053 --> 00:20:31,887
I'm sorry.
Ugh.
535
00:20:36,159 --> 00:20:38,794
Come on.
536
00:20:42,132 --> 00:20:44,333
Enough of this foolish
cat-and-mouse game.
537
00:20:44,367 --> 00:20:48,303
You are gonna fuck
my brains out,
538
00:20:48,338 --> 00:20:49,605
and you're gonna fuck 'em out
now.
539
00:20:49,639 --> 00:20:51,173
No means no, you know.
540
00:20:51,207 --> 00:20:53,308
You say no, but your cock here
541
00:20:53,343 --> 00:20:55,077
- begs to differ.
- No, don't listen to him.
542
00:20:55,111 --> 00:20:56,311
He does not have
decision-making authority.
543
00:20:56,346 --> 00:20:57,780
Do you know what it takes
544
00:20:57,814 --> 00:20:59,048
- to be a rock star's wife, Hank?
- No.
545
00:20:59,082 --> 00:21:01,183
I have certain skills.
546
00:21:01,217 --> 00:21:03,352
I know how to give the kind
of sharp and focused head
547
00:21:03,386 --> 00:21:04,920
that cuts through the bullshit.
548
00:21:04,954 --> 00:21:06,354
- Sharp?
- Plenty of women out there
549
00:21:06,356 --> 00:21:08,223
all are licking lollipops.
550
00:21:08,258 --> 00:21:10,526
They're lazy.
They're entitled.
551
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,161
They think just by putting it
in their mouth,
552
00:21:12,195 --> 00:21:13,796
that's all they need to do,
but you and I know
553
00:21:13,830 --> 00:21:16,198
- that's just the beginning.
- Right.
554
00:21:16,232 --> 00:21:18,333
I know how to get shit done.
555
00:21:18,368 --> 00:21:20,402
Now your cock's on the verge
of making a decision, Hank.
556
00:21:20,437 --> 00:21:23,038
What's it gonna be?
557
00:21:24,941 --> 00:21:27,643
- Everything okay in here?
- Things are not as they seem.
558
00:21:27,677 --> 00:21:29,344
Can you give us
a fucking minute here?
559
00:21:29,379 --> 00:21:30,879
- You don't want to do this.
- I do.
560
00:21:30,914 --> 00:21:32,681
No, no, no.
You love your husband.
561
00:21:32,716 --> 00:21:34,349
- I do.
- Yeah.
562
00:21:34,384 --> 00:21:36,585
These are not the droids
you're looking for.
563
00:21:39,189 --> 00:21:40,456
Fuck.
564
00:21:40,490 --> 00:21:42,024
Ah, fuck.
565
00:21:42,058 --> 00:21:44,359
Ugh, Jesus.
566
00:21:46,396 --> 00:21:47,596
Whoo!
567
00:21:47,630 --> 00:21:50,899
Thank you.
That was perfect timing.
568
00:21:50,934 --> 00:21:52,334
I had a feeling you might need
a little rescuing.
569
00:21:52,368 --> 00:21:54,303
Yeah.
570
00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:57,706
- What?
- Hmm.
571
00:22:05,281 --> 00:22:07,449
Fuck.
572
00:22:07,484 --> 00:22:09,485
- I get it.
- Sorry.
573
00:22:09,519 --> 00:22:12,988
You should go.
Go, go, go.
574
00:22:18,995 --> 00:22:21,764
Karen.
Karen, this is bullshit.
575
00:22:21,798 --> 00:22:23,198
He poops on people.
576
00:22:23,233 --> 00:22:25,534
Maybe not anymore,
but he has in the past,
577
00:22:25,568 --> 00:22:29,972
and that is--that's a serious
fucking character flaw.
578
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:39,715
They've been in there
a really long time.
579
00:22:39,749 --> 00:22:41,083
Maybe they're just talking.
580
00:22:41,117 --> 00:22:43,152
You know,
like we're just talking.
581
00:22:43,186 --> 00:22:45,087
Sure.
582
00:22:45,121 --> 00:22:47,055
- Right. Just talking.
- Yeah.
583
00:22:47,090 --> 00:22:50,025
My advice,
just fucking move on, dude.
584
00:22:50,059 --> 00:22:51,927
I'm not sure that's possible.
585
00:22:51,961 --> 00:22:54,062
You can't begrudge your lady
for going off with Eddie Nero.
586
00:22:54,097 --> 00:22:55,430
Dude's fucking handsome.
587
00:22:55,465 --> 00:22:58,133
Yeah, but Karen's
not like that.
588
00:22:58,168 --> 00:22:59,902
What kind of fucked up
Madonna whore shit is that?
589
00:22:59,936 --> 00:23:01,436
What, just 'cause you love her,
590
00:23:01,471 --> 00:23:03,038
just 'cause she crapped out
your kid,
591
00:23:03,072 --> 00:23:04,633
she's not entitled
to bang a movie star?
592
00:23:04,641 --> 00:23:06,542
Well, sure she can,
but that doesn't mean
593
00:23:06,576 --> 00:23:07,910
I can't be majorly pissed off
about it.
594
00:23:07,944 --> 00:23:09,278
Okay.
595
00:23:09,312 --> 00:23:10,746
Then play it cool, man.
596
00:23:10,780 --> 00:23:12,915
That's the move.
597
00:23:12,949 --> 00:23:14,650
Never let the bitches
see you sweat.
598
00:23:16,786 --> 00:23:18,453
Moody.
599
00:23:21,024 --> 00:23:24,960
That woman is amazing.
600
00:23:28,264 --> 00:23:29,464
Ow!
Not the face.
601
00:23:29,499 --> 00:23:30,966
Never the face.
602
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,234
You hit me in my face.
603
00:23:32,268 --> 00:23:33,302
That's a national treasure.
604
00:23:33,336 --> 00:23:35,470
That's an act of treason.
605
00:23:37,307 --> 00:23:39,308
Oh!
Motherfucker!
606
00:23:39,342 --> 00:23:41,109
- Come on.
- I think I pulled a hammie.
607
00:23:41,144 --> 00:23:43,378
Cocksucker.
Son of a shitty, fucking--
608
00:23:43,413 --> 00:23:45,981
Now the drunken master.
609
00:23:48,251 --> 00:23:50,118
Fuck, get away
from my fucking table!
610
00:23:50,153 --> 00:23:53,088
God damn it.
Fuck.
611
00:23:56,092 --> 00:23:59,494
Oh, shit.
612
00:23:59,529 --> 00:24:01,296
Now it begins.
613
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:06,001
Okay, then.
614
00:24:07,737 --> 00:24:10,172
Ladies and gentlemen,
615
00:24:10,206 --> 00:24:14,042
yes, I have an announcement
to make.
616
00:24:14,077 --> 00:24:18,580
I have fucked up this storied
life something proper.
617
00:24:18,615 --> 00:24:19,882
All my life,
618
00:24:19,916 --> 00:24:22,150
I have loved exactly one woman
619
00:24:22,185 --> 00:24:24,186
with all my heart.
620
00:24:24,220 --> 00:24:26,822
Have I fucked countless others?
621
00:24:26,856 --> 00:24:28,056
Yes.
622
00:24:28,091 --> 00:24:31,493
Does that make me a bad man?
623
00:24:31,527 --> 00:24:33,028
I-I don't think so.
624
00:24:33,062 --> 00:24:36,431
But, in the court
of public opinion,
625
00:24:36,466 --> 00:24:38,166
I am a scoundrel,
626
00:24:38,201 --> 00:24:41,303
a rogue, a rake.
627
00:24:41,337 --> 00:24:44,907
Perhaps even a rapscallion.
628
00:24:48,578 --> 00:24:50,345
But the fact is
629
00:24:50,380 --> 00:24:54,716
I can't live without you,
Natalie.
630
00:24:54,751 --> 00:24:56,852
Olly, no,
put the fucking gun down.
631
00:24:56,886 --> 00:25:00,889
- Olly. Put it down.
- Olly? Really? Olly?
632
00:25:00,924 --> 00:25:02,891
Did you really think
he was born Atticus Fetch?
633
00:25:02,926 --> 00:25:04,860
It's true, Hank.
634
00:25:04,894 --> 00:25:07,562
I had to create Atticus Fetch.
635
00:25:07,597 --> 00:25:11,466
And now I have to kill him
before he kills me.
636
00:25:11,501 --> 00:25:12,968
That doesn't make any sense.
637
00:25:13,002 --> 00:25:14,836
No, it makes a lot
of sense actually.
638
00:25:14,871 --> 00:25:16,138
Yeah, he created a monster,
639
00:25:16,172 --> 00:25:17,873
and now he wants
to kill the monster
640
00:25:17,907 --> 00:25:19,808
before the monster kills him.
641
00:25:19,842 --> 00:25:21,009
I mean, I've felt that way
myself.
642
00:25:21,044 --> 00:25:23,145
I'm sure a lot of people have.
643
00:25:23,179 --> 00:25:25,247
You're not alone, Atticus.
644
00:25:25,281 --> 00:25:28,383
Um, I'm sure
we can work it all out.
645
00:25:28,418 --> 00:25:30,686
Wait, does that mean
you'll take me back?
646
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:31,787
Fuck no.
647
00:25:31,821 --> 00:25:33,422
You're a lying, cheating,
648
00:25:33,456 --> 00:25:35,324
fucking scumbag.
Wah!
649
00:25:35,358 --> 00:25:37,926
- Okay, I'll take you back.
- Really?
650
00:25:37,961 --> 00:25:40,295
- You will?
- We'll figure it out, doll.
651
00:25:40,330 --> 00:25:43,298
I'm just gonna have to keep you
on a very short leash.
652
00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:45,267
That sounds good.
I like the sound of that.
653
00:25:45,301 --> 00:25:48,904
That's what this boy needs,
some discipline,
654
00:25:48,938 --> 00:25:51,106
- a little mother's discipline.
- Mommy's discipline.
655
00:25:51,140 --> 00:25:53,175
Okay, now,
just give me the gun.
656
00:25:53,209 --> 00:25:55,610
Give mama the gun.
Come on.
657
00:25:55,645 --> 00:25:58,613
Come on.
There we go.
658
00:26:01,718 --> 00:26:03,685
Ow!
659
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:05,654
Why did you hit me?
660
00:26:05,688 --> 00:26:09,658
It's not even fucking loaded,
you pussy.
661
00:26:32,982 --> 00:26:34,950
Can you slow down?
662
00:26:34,984 --> 00:26:36,885
I don't know
why you're so fucking angry.
663
00:26:36,919 --> 00:26:38,820
I'm not the one who disappeared
into the bedroom
664
00:26:38,855 --> 00:26:40,989
with that fucking
weirdo degenerate.
665
00:26:41,024 --> 00:26:43,058
You've got a fucking nerve
to take issue
666
00:26:43,092 --> 00:26:45,027
with anything I do ever.
667
00:26:45,061 --> 00:26:46,361
Yes, no, I--
you're right,
668
00:26:46,396 --> 00:26:47,662
but what am I supposed to do,
669
00:26:47,697 --> 00:26:49,531
just sit there
and watch it happen?
670
00:26:49,565 --> 00:26:53,668
Karen, why the fuck did you
come here tonight anyway?
671
00:26:53,703 --> 00:26:55,971
You know why?
672
00:26:56,005 --> 00:26:59,307
Because there's always this
voice in the back of my head
673
00:26:59,342 --> 00:27:01,910
that says, "Maybe this time
it will be different.
674
00:27:01,944 --> 00:27:05,180
"Maybe the stars will align,
675
00:27:05,214 --> 00:27:07,382
"and there will be
this magic moment between us
676
00:27:07,417 --> 00:27:10,252
where everything
will be okay again."
677
00:27:14,957 --> 00:27:17,959
But there's always something
or someone in the way.
678
00:27:17,994 --> 00:27:19,528
Karen, you want me
not to see anybody else,
679
00:27:19,562 --> 00:27:20,929
just say the word.
680
00:27:20,963 --> 00:27:22,597
But if you keep me
at arm's length,
681
00:27:22,632 --> 00:27:24,266
what am I supposed to do,
just sit around
682
00:27:24,300 --> 00:27:26,768
with a cock cage on
and hope that you're gonna have
683
00:27:26,803 --> 00:27:28,236
some kind of epiphany about us?
684
00:27:28,271 --> 00:27:29,551
Do you honestly think
that I care
685
00:27:29,572 --> 00:27:32,340
about you fucking someone else?
686
00:27:32,375 --> 00:27:34,109
If we're not together,
I don't expect you
687
00:27:34,143 --> 00:27:36,378
to have taken
some vow of celibacy.
688
00:27:36,412 --> 00:27:40,449
It's just, when I see
someone look at you
689
00:27:40,483 --> 00:27:44,052
the way that I used
to look at you,
690
00:27:44,087 --> 00:27:46,021
I fucking hate that.
691
00:27:46,055 --> 00:27:50,425
It makes me sick to my stomach.
692
00:27:50,460 --> 00:27:54,796
♪ And nothing else matters ♪
693
00:27:54,831 --> 00:27:56,031
And the worst part of it
694
00:27:56,065 --> 00:27:57,386
is that I turned
into you tonight.
695
00:27:57,400 --> 00:28:00,102
I-I don't want
to be that person.
696
00:28:00,136 --> 00:28:01,703
I don't want
to start playing games
697
00:28:01,737 --> 00:28:03,438
and, like, trying
to get back at you
698
00:28:03,473 --> 00:28:06,708
and trying to hurt you.
699
00:28:06,742 --> 00:28:08,944
I don't want that either.
700
00:28:08,978 --> 00:28:13,181
♪ For a different view
701
00:28:13,216 --> 00:28:17,652
♪ and nothing else matters
702
00:28:17,687 --> 00:28:22,687
== sync, corrected by elderman ==