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Previously
on Californication...
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What do you do
in the real world?
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I traverse the globe
in the company of musicians.
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- You're a groupie.
- Muse...
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Would really be more
applicable.
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Men have written songs
about me.
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I can see why.
Do you want to get high?
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Does the Pope shit
in the woods?
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Have anything
to roll with?
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They don't call it
"The Good Book" for nothing.
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I feel so bad.
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- I need to hit the road, love.
- This is fate.
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Tiny talked about you
all the time.
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He said that you had
an uncanny ability
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to suck killer riffs
out of him.
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I will have you know, Hank,
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that I was a very good
little Catholic schoolgirl.
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Are you trying
to turn me on?
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My parents, they hit me
pretty hard once upon a time.
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I'm still smarting.
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I played at this stupid
little church social.
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Of course, all my mom
had to say was
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that I looked like
a slut up there.
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Methinks you like
this one, Faith.
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She likes him.
I can tell.
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You seem to have
a real connection with this one.
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It could be a real thing.
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I have big news.
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Tonight I am making love
to a woman.
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Karen, this is bullshit.
He poops on people.
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That woman is amazing.
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Okay, so the reason I've
summoned you both to dinner--
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- Oh, God!
- I have news.
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Jesus Christ.
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Why do you go there
so quickly?
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Because it's never
good news with her.
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It's always disgusting,
stomach-churning awful.
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She's bad-news Becca.
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Could you at least
let her speak first?
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Please. I'm sorry.
Go ahead.
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- So I've decided--
- To go back to school!
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That is awesome.
Shut up!
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Of course you have.
Up high.
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Someone. Anyone.
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I've decided
to go abroad
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for an indeterminate
amount of time.
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- Wow.
- Why?
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I hate L.A.
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Okay, word.
I'm with you on that.
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But go back to school,
graduate,
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and then you can go abroad.
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I want to make
a literary pilgrimage.
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I want to follow
in the footsteps
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of my favorite
expatriate writers...
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- I love that.
- Burroughs,
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Paul Bowles,
Henry Miller.
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Sweetie, that's wonderful.
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Going on
a literary pilgrimage
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does not make you
a writer.
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The only thing
that makes you a writer
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is gluing your ass
in a seat
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and getting
what's inside your head
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out on the paper.
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Everything else is a pose.
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You can expat yourself
on the back
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and go "pilgrimate"
after you've done something,
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after you're had some success.
Why can't I do both?
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It just seems
so romantic.
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That's just it, Becca.
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You know, things
that seem romantic
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very rarely are.
Ain't that the truth.
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Oh, don't get all loaded
with me, woman.
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- Another good talk.
- No, sweetie--
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Becca, I love the idea.
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- You know...
- Ugh!
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I think we can get through
all this muck and mire
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if we just gave in
to our baser instincts
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and engaged in a little
therapeutic hate-fucking.
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Okay, fine.
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You know, I'm not sure I'd be
into it even if you were.
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You know why? Because
you're sullied...and shit.
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- You love that shit.
- No, no, you're just--
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you're all soiled...
And shit.
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Sullied...Shit.
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♪ Californication 6x10 ♪
Blind Faith
Original Air Date on March 24, 2013
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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♪
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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How are you?
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- How's it going?
- Is this a bad time?
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No, of course not.
This is Beckett.
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This is Hank Moody.
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He's a writer and a drinker.
Thank you.
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He's working on that musical
with your brother.
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- Oh, really?
- Mm-hmm.
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I hope that spoiled
little Ginger's
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treating you all right.
Yeah.
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Now, he's sweet, actually.
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I just got to slap him upside
the head every now and then...
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Or give him a titty twister.
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Don't I know it.
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Beckett just got
off the road.
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Yeah, Faith's been kind enough
to house-sit for me
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while I've been gone.
Ah.
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And what is my reward?
I get kicked to the curb.
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Come on.
I met a model in Australia,
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so she's moving in.
Who knows?
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She might even be
the one.
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Oh, baby,
good luck with that.
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Well, I got to try, right?
You got to keep trying.
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You do?
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It's not as if
you're ever gonna
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let me make an honest groupie
out of you.
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Well, you never asked, so...
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Hey, does Atticus know
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about this special
little friendship?
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- Fuck, no.
- Oh, God, no.
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It would absolutely
destroy him.
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His head would explode.
Which would fuck up
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that fabulous weave
he's got going.
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Let's do it.
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Oh, I like this guy.
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Yeah, he's okay.
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♪ Here she comes now,
check her style ♪
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♪
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♪ she's got golden earrings,
diamond smiles ♪
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- You okay?
- Yeah. Why?
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I don't know--you kind of got
the bum's rush back there.
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Hey!
Comes with the territory.
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Guy goes on tour
for the better part of a year,
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he's gonna come back
with something...
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or someone.
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I don't need
your pity, Hank.
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Okay, well,
then I will retract it,
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and you will see neither
hide nor hair of it ever again.
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Thank you.
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- But how do you live?
- What do you mean?
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Well, you don't work.
You just kind of...
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- Float?
- Yeah.
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Yes, I do.
And I like it that way.
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- Here's your beers.
- Thank you, sir.
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Things just have a way
of working out.
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And men have been
especially kind to me.
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Understandably so.
But what is next?
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I'm not sure yet.
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I think we should
keep drinking,
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and something will eventually
suggest itself.
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That's what my mom
always used to say.
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You can crash at Charlie's
if you need to.
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But where would I sleep?
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What?
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Telemarketers?
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Worse--my mother.
She's a bit of a cunt.
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Scratch that--she takes the warm
and fuzzy out of "cunt."
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Ooh, I like that.
And I'm gonna steal that.
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Fair warning--
one day I will use that.
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Oh, be my guest.
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I guarantee you
she wants me to come home.
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Moms are good like that.
Yep.
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Well, when I do,
it's always a fucking disaster.
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She doesn't exactly approve
of the lifestyle.
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Moms are good
like that too.
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How long's it been?
Fuck if I know, dude.
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I've been with the circus
a while.
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So let's just say
it's been a spell.
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If you want some advice
from a guy
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who's watching his daughter
sow some of her wilder oats,
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you should go visit 'em.
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What's the harm?
Just throw 'em a bone.
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Okay.
I'll go if you go.
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- What?
- Come on.
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It'll be super awesome
bringing home
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a relatively normal
boyfriend type.
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Thank you.
Gee, thanks.
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Don't get me wrong--
you are as sick as they come,
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but you're a little bit better
at passing for normal.
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Do I have to get
on a plane?
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Nope.
Just the 405.
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♪ She says, "man, I got to
get out of this town ♪
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♪ "man, I got to
get out of this pain ♪
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♪ "man, I got to
get out of this town ♪
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♪ "out of this town
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♪ and out of L.A."
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♪
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- Let's do it.
- Pretty sweet, huh?
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I know this place.
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I grew up in this place.
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It was about
3,000 miles away, though.
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Oh...
I don't know--
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getting back in the car
and driving really fast
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into a wall is looking pretty
fucking appealing right now.
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Oh, come on,
it's time to face the muzak.
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Too late.
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Faith?
Is that you?
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- Hey, mom.
- I've been calling you.
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I've been leaving
messages.
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Well, I thought
I would surprise you.
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So...surprise.
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- I'm surprised.
- Surprise.
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Hey.
Oh, look at you.
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- Okay, just say it.
- What?
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Come on, just go ahead
and say it,
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and then we can move on.
Okay, you look like a slut.
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I'm sorry.
Thank you, mom.
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Mission accomplished.
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Oh, who's your,
uh, friend?
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- Hi, Mrs. Faith's mom.
- Oh!
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- Nice to meet you.
- This is Hank Moody, Mom.
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Hank the hugger.
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That's what we call him.
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- Is he your boyfriend?
- Ish.
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"Frenemy," really.
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Where's all the tattoos
and the long, filthy hair?
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Oh, I-I-I left those
in the car.
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I was trying to make
a good impression.
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Oh, good. You can help me
with the groceries.
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Jack, where are you?
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I've got a surprise.
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Oh.
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You didn't tell me you grew up
in a religious supply store.
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Oh, well, that's why
I'm such a slut.
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- Yeah.
- Jack, guess what.
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Faith's here.
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He's watching TV.
What else would he be doing?
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Jesus Christ!
What are you doing?
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- What?
- You're watching nasty movies?
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Oh, the hell I am. I was just
switching through the channels,
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and this one caught my eye.
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Of course it did,
because it's naked women.
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I'm surprised you're not
touching yourself.
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Well, who else is
going to?
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Will you watch your mouth?
Faith is here.
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What?
Why didn't you tell me?
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Turn that off
before she gets in here!
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Faith.
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Dad.
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Hi. Ahh.
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Who's this clown?
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Hank Moody, sir.
Nice to meet you.
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Where's the tattoo
and long hair?
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It would appear
you have a type, young lady.
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- Well...
- You staying for dinner?
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Why not?
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Hey, do me a favor.
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Will you run to the liquor store
and get me some booze?
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Your mother refuses
to buy it for me.
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She--she thinks
I drink too much.
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She's probably right, Dad.
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Well, wouldn't you?
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Hey, you like to drink?
251
00:10:33,451 --> 00:10:34,751
Does the Pope shit
in the woods?
252
00:10:34,786 --> 00:10:36,453
You better watch it, pal.
253
00:10:36,487 --> 00:10:38,455
That woman will burn you
at the stake
254
00:10:38,489 --> 00:10:39,556
for talking like that.
255
00:10:42,460 --> 00:10:46,229
♪
256
00:10:51,369 --> 00:10:54,338
What was that for?
No, no, don't tell me.
257
00:10:54,372 --> 00:10:57,074
Just--just do it again.
258
00:10:57,108 --> 00:11:00,544
Okay, now,
what was that for?
259
00:11:00,578 --> 00:11:02,913
For encouraging me
to come.
260
00:11:02,947 --> 00:11:04,748
Oh, I always encourage women
to come.
261
00:11:04,782 --> 00:11:07,651
It--it does not always happen,
but I like to think
262
00:11:07,685 --> 00:11:09,620
that I'm at least
encouraging.
263
00:11:09,654 --> 00:11:13,590
- Classy.
- Is that...?
264
00:11:13,658 --> 00:11:18,395
Faith?
Is that you?
265
00:11:18,463 --> 00:11:20,597
Oh, my God, it is you.
266
00:11:20,632 --> 00:11:23,166
Holy shit.
You look fucking amazing!
267
00:11:23,201 --> 00:11:25,702
- Thanks. You too.
- Shannon.
268
00:11:25,737 --> 00:11:27,037
Shannon Mitchell.
269
00:11:27,071 --> 00:11:29,773
No, of course.
Shannon--hi. Hi.
270
00:11:29,807 --> 00:11:31,508
I look like a fucking
fat pig.
271
00:11:31,542 --> 00:11:33,010
That's probably why
you don't even recognize me.
272
00:11:33,044 --> 00:11:35,512
Oh, stop, stop.
This is amazing.
273
00:11:35,546 --> 00:11:37,514
You're first?
Pbbbt. I wish, dude.
274
00:11:37,548 --> 00:11:39,316
My third.
Wow.
275
00:11:39,350 --> 00:11:40,884
Who's that guy?
Is that your husband?
276
00:11:40,918 --> 00:11:42,119
- No. No, no, no.
- God, no.
277
00:11:42,153 --> 00:11:44,888
Fiance.
Charles Wolfgang Runkle.
278
00:11:44,922 --> 00:11:46,890
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
279
00:11:46,924 --> 00:11:49,192
Congrats.
280
00:11:49,227 --> 00:11:50,827
- Thank you.
- This is so weird.
281
00:11:50,862 --> 00:11:53,063
I never thought
you'd have a fiance.
282
00:11:53,097 --> 00:11:55,232
I heard you were, like,
out there slutting around,
283
00:11:55,266 --> 00:11:56,700
like, fucking a bunch
of rock dudes.
284
00:11:56,734 --> 00:11:59,336
Somebody said they saw you
in a music video,
285
00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:01,338
or, like, on a sex tape
or something.
286
00:12:01,372 --> 00:12:03,040
Well, what's
the difference, really?
287
00:12:03,074 --> 00:12:05,142
Don't believe everything
you hear.
288
00:12:05,176 --> 00:12:06,376
This girl right here--
289
00:12:06,411 --> 00:12:08,445
she used to be quiet
as a mouse.
290
00:12:08,513 --> 00:12:10,647
Always had her face buried
in some book.
291
00:12:10,682 --> 00:12:12,783
And then one day
she exploded.
292
00:12:12,817 --> 00:12:15,419
She got super hot
and fucked everyone.
293
00:12:15,453 --> 00:12:17,521
- Oh, good for you, honey.
- Okay. All right, all right.
294
00:12:17,555 --> 00:12:19,322
That's not entirely true.
295
00:12:19,357 --> 00:12:21,725
She fucked my husband, even.
296
00:12:21,759 --> 00:12:24,528
- Really? Did I?
- Yeah. Larry Walters.
297
00:12:24,562 --> 00:12:26,530
Remember, you fucked
Larry Walters?
298
00:12:26,564 --> 00:12:29,332
- Larry Walters.
- I--vaguely, yeah.
299
00:12:29,367 --> 00:12:31,735
He played guitar for Mysstery,
two "s"s.
300
00:12:31,769 --> 00:12:33,537
Well, he sure remembers you.
Guitar player.
301
00:12:33,571 --> 00:12:36,540
Larry.
Dude, get your ass over here.
302
00:12:36,574 --> 00:12:38,675
It's Faith
from American Martyrs.
303
00:12:38,710 --> 00:12:41,244
Oh, Faith.
Holy shit!
304
00:12:41,279 --> 00:12:44,081
Larry...
Looking good. Hey.
305
00:12:44,115 --> 00:12:45,415
- This is so awesome.
- Hey.
306
00:12:45,450 --> 00:12:46,850
So fucking abso--
it just is.
307
00:12:46,884 --> 00:12:48,185
Sir, don't forget
your change.
308
00:12:48,219 --> 00:12:49,853
How's your mom and dad,
Faith?
309
00:12:49,887 --> 00:12:51,354
I bet they're
so happy to see you,
310
00:12:51,389 --> 00:12:53,390
'cause you never
come home, ever.
311
00:12:53,424 --> 00:12:55,192
I see your mom
in target sometimes,
312
00:12:55,226 --> 00:12:57,227
and she tries to tell everyone
that you ran off
313
00:12:57,261 --> 00:13:00,063
and joined the Peace Corps,
which is funny,
314
00:13:00,098 --> 00:13:01,698
'cause we all know that you,
like, just hopped
315
00:13:01,733 --> 00:13:04,401
on a rock-and-roll tour bus
and never looked back.
316
00:13:04,435 --> 00:13:06,436
I guess maybe she's still
kind of embarrassed
317
00:13:06,471 --> 00:13:08,105
about all that stuff that--
yeah, well, you know...
318
00:13:08,139 --> 00:13:09,573
- What--what happened?
- It's--it's not--
319
00:13:09,607 --> 00:13:11,141
it's another story
for another day.
320
00:13:11,175 --> 00:13:12,209
Oh, well, then...
321
00:13:12,243 --> 00:13:13,577
We should get together...
322
00:13:13,611 --> 00:13:15,145
Grab a drink.
323
00:13:15,179 --> 00:13:17,581
- Yeah, we totally should.
- We totally should.
324
00:13:17,615 --> 00:13:19,416
You probably shouldn't
be drinking in your condition.
325
00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:22,152
Pbbbt. Come on,
spritzers don't hurt--
326
00:13:22,186 --> 00:13:24,221
little puff of weed
every now and then.
327
00:13:24,255 --> 00:13:26,223
They try to tell you
it hurts the baby.
328
00:13:26,257 --> 00:13:27,424
It don't.
329
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:29,593
I think cletus the fetus
in there
330
00:13:29,627 --> 00:13:30,994
might disagree with you.
331
00:13:31,028 --> 00:13:34,064
He's fine.
He's seen a lot.
332
00:13:34,098 --> 00:13:36,266
- Ow. Ow! Oh.
- What? What?
333
00:13:36,300 --> 00:13:37,667
Ooh. Look at that.
334
00:13:37,702 --> 00:13:40,170
Oh, look at that, honey.
I should probably--
335
00:13:40,204 --> 00:13:41,638
we should take this together.
- Oh, we should.
336
00:13:41,672 --> 00:13:42,753
We should probably
get this.
337
00:13:42,774 --> 00:13:44,307
Your phone's not ringing.
338
00:13:44,342 --> 00:13:46,109
I have it on silent.
You didn't hear that?
339
00:13:46,144 --> 00:13:47,705
Yeah, but there's nothing
on the screen.
340
00:13:47,712 --> 00:13:49,146
- It's on vibrate.
- Yeah, but I can tell
341
00:13:49,180 --> 00:13:50,914
you're shaking your phone
right now.
342
00:13:50,948 --> 00:13:53,116
Well, guess what.
I have bell's palsy.
343
00:13:53,151 --> 00:13:54,751
- Sorry.
- Oh, it's--it's fine.
344
00:13:54,819 --> 00:13:56,119
Great seeing you.
Bye, Larry.
345
00:13:56,154 --> 00:13:57,621
Yeah, you too.
See you soon, hopefully.
346
00:13:57,655 --> 00:14:00,290
Stop staring,
you fat fuck.
347
00:14:00,324 --> 00:14:01,658
I totally fucked her.
348
00:14:01,692 --> 00:14:04,161
Mom, thank you.
This looks amazing.
349
00:14:04,195 --> 00:14:06,496
Oh, who wants
to say grace?
350
00:14:06,531 --> 00:14:08,331
Oh, uh, hey, why don't
we just take a break
351
00:14:08,366 --> 00:14:10,867
from mumbling over our food
before we eat?
352
00:14:10,902 --> 00:14:12,202
What do you think, guys?
353
00:14:12,236 --> 00:14:13,970
What is this?
You've got an audience?
354
00:14:14,005 --> 00:14:15,438
What, you're showing off?
355
00:14:15,473 --> 00:14:17,707
You know something?
I grew up in a house
356
00:14:17,742 --> 00:14:19,609
where we closed our eyes
and mumbled almost every meal.
357
00:14:19,644 --> 00:14:21,545
I'm--I'm--
I'm good with it.
358
00:14:21,579 --> 00:14:23,046
Come on, Dad.
359
00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:25,315
Bless us, oh, Lord,
for these, thy gifts,
360
00:14:25,349 --> 00:14:27,517
for which we are about
to receive
361
00:14:27,552 --> 00:14:29,853
from thy bounty,
through Christ, our Lord.
362
00:14:29,887 --> 00:14:30,987
- Amen.
- Amen.
363
00:14:31,022 --> 00:14:32,155
- Pass the--
- and...And...
364
00:14:32,190 --> 00:14:36,193
Dear Lord,
thank you so much
365
00:14:36,260 --> 00:14:40,130
for bringing our daughter Faith
home to us
366
00:14:40,164 --> 00:14:42,165
and watching over her
while she's been out whoring
367
00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:44,334
with the devil's children
368
00:14:44,368 --> 00:14:47,070
and protecting her
and keeping her from harm
369
00:14:47,104 --> 00:14:51,241
and keeping her from
sexually transmitted diseases.
370
00:14:51,275 --> 00:14:52,715
- Ooh.
- Through Jesus' name we pray.
371
00:14:52,743 --> 00:14:54,377
- Amen.
- Amen.
372
00:14:54,412 --> 00:14:56,880
So...that happened.
373
00:14:56,914 --> 00:14:58,582
Yeah.
374
00:14:58,616 --> 00:15:00,150
So how did you two meet?
375
00:15:00,184 --> 00:15:01,885
Oh, it's a really
funny story, actually.
376
00:15:01,919 --> 00:15:04,821
It's actually the cutest
of meets.
377
00:15:04,856 --> 00:15:08,725
I wasn't feeling very well
about myself at the time,
378
00:15:08,759 --> 00:15:10,894
and I ended up at, um...
379
00:15:10,928 --> 00:15:13,063
What, a church?
380
00:15:13,097 --> 00:15:14,564
It's a church-like place.
381
00:15:14,599 --> 00:15:16,533
I mean, they talked a lot
about God there.
382
00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:19,002
- They did.
- Anyway, there she was.
383
00:15:19,036 --> 00:15:20,237
And, uh...
384
00:15:20,271 --> 00:15:21,905
I was feeling
pretty lousy myself.
385
00:15:21,939 --> 00:15:24,374
- Yeah.
- Oh, Faith, I'm so glad
386
00:15:24,408 --> 00:15:26,843
you're still talking to him.
Yeah, me too.
387
00:15:26,878 --> 00:15:28,845
- Okay...
- So this one over here
388
00:15:28,913 --> 00:15:31,014
was pretty annoying.
Oh, I was annoying?
389
00:15:31,048 --> 00:15:33,016
Really, he was--
390
00:15:33,050 --> 00:15:34,718
He went out of his way,
really.
391
00:15:34,752 --> 00:15:37,053
We got to talking, and
we actually--we actually bonded
392
00:15:37,088 --> 00:15:38,722
over a page
of the old testament.
393
00:15:38,756 --> 00:15:40,857
How wonderful.
394
00:15:40,925 --> 00:15:43,927
Faith certainly knows her Bible
backwards and forwards.
395
00:15:43,929 --> 00:15:46,730
- She inhales her Bible.
- All true.
396
00:15:46,764 --> 00:15:48,925
She made me feel a lot better
about myself at the time,
397
00:15:48,933 --> 00:15:50,901
and we've been hanging out
ever since.
398
00:15:50,935 --> 00:15:53,270
Well, that is
a very nice story.
399
00:15:53,304 --> 00:15:56,239
Does this mean you're turning
over a new leaf, sweetheart?
400
00:15:56,274 --> 00:15:58,642
What
what does that mean?
401
00:15:58,676 --> 00:16:01,111
Well, it sounds like you're
no longer degrading yourself
402
00:16:01,145 --> 00:16:03,613
by hanging out
with those perverted musicians
403
00:16:03,648 --> 00:16:05,282
all the time.
Okay...
404
00:16:05,316 --> 00:16:06,883
Well, you know, some
of those perverted musicians
405
00:16:06,951 --> 00:16:08,585
have written songs
about her.
406
00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:10,654
Well, sure, after she sucked
their filthy penises.
407
00:16:10,688 --> 00:16:13,056
- All right--
- come on, oh...
408
00:16:13,090 --> 00:16:14,970
Mom, why do you just assume
that they're filthy?
409
00:16:14,992 --> 00:16:16,993
And what's so bad about
a blow job between friends?
410
00:16:17,028 --> 00:16:18,795
You know, men love it
when you suck their dicks.
411
00:16:18,829 --> 00:16:21,932
It makes them so happy, mom.
Amen!
412
00:16:21,966 --> 00:16:23,767
Amen, huh?
413
00:16:23,801 --> 00:16:26,102
What?
Watch yourself.
414
00:16:26,137 --> 00:16:28,672
Hey, I agree with
Mrs. Faith's mom on this one.
415
00:16:28,706 --> 00:16:30,640
I-I find penises
unilaterally disgusting.
416
00:16:30,675 --> 00:16:33,276
Can we, uh, talk about
something other than penises--
417
00:16:33,311 --> 00:16:36,346
I mean, filthy or otherwise?
You like sports?
418
00:16:36,380 --> 00:16:39,416
Sadly, I am not--I know you're
gonna deduct points for that.
419
00:16:39,450 --> 00:16:42,919
My apologies. But I'm
a huge fan of your daughter.
420
00:16:42,987 --> 00:16:44,487
I think she's amazing.
421
00:16:44,522 --> 00:16:46,489
And I think you two
should be very proud.
422
00:16:46,524 --> 00:16:47,524
I'll drink to that.
423
00:16:47,558 --> 00:16:49,292
We were very, very proud
424
00:16:49,327 --> 00:16:52,128
when she dedicated her life
to him and--
425
00:16:52,163 --> 00:16:54,431
- Who?
- Him.
426
00:16:54,465 --> 00:16:58,401
Oh, him. That guy.
Of course. Of course.
427
00:16:58,436 --> 00:17:01,204
What-what did that entail?
Can we just not?
428
00:17:01,238 --> 00:17:04,874
But then
she abandoned him
429
00:17:04,909 --> 00:17:06,810
and kind of humiliated
our family.
430
00:17:06,844 --> 00:17:09,679
I don't really know how many
times I can say I'm sorry, Mom.
431
00:17:09,714 --> 00:17:11,715
- Green beans?
- Please.
432
00:17:11,749 --> 00:17:13,049
He forgives
all of his children.
433
00:17:13,084 --> 00:17:14,351
Good. Good to know.
434
00:17:14,418 --> 00:17:16,720
Unfortunately,
I have not.
435
00:17:16,754 --> 00:17:18,188
There it is.
Shocker.
436
00:17:18,222 --> 00:17:20,790
- Roll?
- No.
437
00:17:20,825 --> 00:17:22,058
In spite of your limitations
438
00:17:22,093 --> 00:17:23,560
and you're mean-spirited
bullshit,
439
00:17:23,594 --> 00:17:25,362
I love you--I forgive you.
You forgive me?
440
00:17:25,396 --> 00:17:26,863
God damn it!
441
00:17:26,897 --> 00:17:28,331
She didn't want to become
a fucking nun!
442
00:17:28,366 --> 00:17:29,966
I mean,
what's wrong with that?
443
00:17:30,034 --> 00:17:31,501
How can you blame her?
444
00:17:31,535 --> 00:17:33,236
What kind of life is that
for someone?
445
00:17:33,270 --> 00:17:36,806
Excuse me.
446
00:17:36,841 --> 00:17:40,076
Mary...
447
00:17:40,111 --> 00:17:41,411
- Thanks, Dad.
- Jesus.
448
00:17:41,445 --> 00:17:43,880
"Thanks, dad"?
Thanks for what?
449
00:17:43,914 --> 00:17:46,850
Why do you got to get her
all worked up over this?
450
00:17:46,884 --> 00:17:48,752
You know, you know
this is gonna happen.
451
00:17:48,786 --> 00:17:50,687
You don't come and visit,
and when you do,
452
00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:53,890
we--we always end up talking
about the same thing.
453
00:17:53,924 --> 00:17:55,658
Why can't we just
have dinner
454
00:17:55,693 --> 00:17:58,862
and talk about--I don't know--
the fucking weather?
455
00:18:08,906 --> 00:18:10,874
You were a nun?
456
00:18:10,908 --> 00:18:12,575
Kind of gross, huh?
457
00:18:12,610 --> 00:18:14,277
Well, it would be
if you were one of those
458
00:18:14,311 --> 00:18:16,379
wrinkly old war horses,
but you're not.
459
00:18:16,414 --> 00:18:18,381
So it's kind of hot.
460
00:18:18,416 --> 00:18:20,917
Well, I know it was
a little extreme,
461
00:18:20,951 --> 00:18:25,422
but I have been looking
for something...
462
00:18:25,489 --> 00:18:27,891
bigger than myself
my whole life.
463
00:18:27,925 --> 00:18:30,927
And for a while,
it was really nice.
464
00:18:30,961 --> 00:18:33,997
But I just couldn't live
that way.
465
00:18:34,031 --> 00:18:35,565
Oh, I understand.
466
00:18:35,599 --> 00:18:39,969
The nunnery's loss
is humanity's gain.
467
00:18:40,004 --> 00:18:43,139
The sisters caught me
getting off once,
468
00:18:43,174 --> 00:18:46,576
which was hugely,
hugely embarrassing.
469
00:18:46,610 --> 00:18:48,011
- Uh-huh.
- But...
470
00:18:48,045 --> 00:18:49,612
They told you not to
make a habit of it.
471
00:18:51,348 --> 00:18:56,286
The funny thing is,
I'm still looking, searching.
472
00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:58,321
I still believe.
473
00:18:58,355 --> 00:19:00,290
It's all connected somehow,
474
00:19:00,324 --> 00:19:02,492
even sex and God
and rock and roll.
475
00:19:02,526 --> 00:19:05,829
Well, believe it or not,
I have this recurring dream
476
00:19:05,863 --> 00:19:07,130
about church and a nun.
477
00:19:07,164 --> 00:19:08,598
- Really?
- Yeah.
478
00:19:08,632 --> 00:19:10,667
And what typically happens
in such a dream?
479
00:19:10,701 --> 00:19:12,769
Typically, I come in
filled with angst.
480
00:19:12,803 --> 00:19:14,003
Mmhmm.
481
00:19:14,038 --> 00:19:15,338
And I want have
a conversation
482
00:19:15,372 --> 00:19:17,474
with the guy
up on the wall there.
483
00:19:17,508 --> 00:19:21,144
And then this nun shows up.
She's very pleasant...
484
00:19:21,178 --> 00:19:23,513
Very agreeable.
And how does it end?
485
00:19:23,547 --> 00:19:25,615
In a very blasphemous manner.
486
00:19:25,649 --> 00:19:27,150
Hmm.
487
00:19:45,503 --> 00:19:48,771
Uh...eyes up here, you.
488
00:19:50,374 --> 00:19:54,344
Who says dreams
don't come true?
489
00:19:57,214 --> 00:20:00,316
Faith?
Hey, do me a favor.
490
00:20:00,351 --> 00:20:02,619
Go apologize
to your mother, will you?
491
00:20:02,653 --> 00:20:04,854
She's been crying and praying
ever since you left.
492
00:20:04,889 --> 00:20:07,157
- Come on.
- Please?
493
00:20:07,191 --> 00:20:08,631
I know she's
out of her fucking mind,
494
00:20:08,659 --> 00:20:09,993
but she's still
your mother.
495
00:20:10,027 --> 00:20:14,297
All right.
All right.
496
00:20:14,331 --> 00:20:17,700
Hey, Hank,
grab a seat.
497
00:20:20,437 --> 00:20:22,939
Want a beer?
Don't mind if I do.
498
00:20:23,007 --> 00:20:24,574
Here you go.
499
00:20:24,608 --> 00:20:26,509
You got kids?
500
00:20:26,544 --> 00:20:28,378
Yeah, one daughter,
501
00:20:28,412 --> 00:20:31,080
from a previous
romantic entanglement.
502
00:20:31,115 --> 00:20:33,049
Oh, yeah, daughters are
the fucking worst.
503
00:20:33,083 --> 00:20:35,018
Tell me about it.
504
00:20:35,052 --> 00:20:37,320
I got two.
505
00:20:37,354 --> 00:20:39,556
One's gonna end up
just like her mother,
506
00:20:39,590 --> 00:20:41,090
and the other one
looking for God
507
00:20:41,125 --> 00:20:42,525
in the back of a tour bus.
508
00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:44,227
Is that really how you feel
about her?
509
00:20:44,261 --> 00:20:46,362
'Cause if you do,
then I feel sorry for you.
510
00:20:46,397 --> 00:20:50,033
Well, then
feel sorry for me.
511
00:20:50,067 --> 00:20:51,868
I don't really know her
anymore.
512
00:20:51,902 --> 00:20:53,336
You should get to know her.
513
00:20:53,370 --> 00:20:54,771
She's pretty great.
514
00:20:54,805 --> 00:20:56,105
I think you'd be surprised.
515
00:20:56,140 --> 00:21:00,043
You know,
I never told her this,
516
00:21:00,077 --> 00:21:02,946
but I was so happy when she got
into all that Jesus stuff.
517
00:21:02,980 --> 00:21:04,714
You know, as a father, you--
518
00:21:04,748 --> 00:21:06,749
you know, you worry about
all those dirtbags out there.
519
00:21:06,784 --> 00:21:09,052
And I just thought,
"well, she'll be safe."
520
00:21:09,086 --> 00:21:12,455
Yeah, that's--that's generally
how I feel about my daughter.
521
00:21:12,489 --> 00:21:15,391
In fact, I-I secretly hope
that she's a lesbian.
522
00:21:15,459 --> 00:21:17,060
It's not very secret.
523
00:21:17,094 --> 00:21:19,395
I say it every chance
I get, actually.
524
00:21:19,463 --> 00:21:21,464
You're a weird fucking guy,
you know that?
525
00:21:21,498 --> 00:21:24,067
Pretty much, yeah.
526
00:21:26,737 --> 00:21:30,039
If I had it to do
all over again,
527
00:21:30,074 --> 00:21:32,442
I'd encourage
her every fucking whim.
528
00:21:32,476 --> 00:21:34,944
I'd say yes
instead of no.
529
00:21:34,979 --> 00:21:37,046
I'd laugh
instead of yell.
530
00:21:37,081 --> 00:21:38,815
This house was
too fucking strict.
531
00:21:38,849 --> 00:21:41,084
She must have felt like
a rat in a cage.
532
00:21:41,118 --> 00:21:45,054
Between me and her mother,
she couldn't do anything right.
533
00:21:45,089 --> 00:21:48,224
People do strange things when
they're judged all the time,
534
00:21:48,259 --> 00:21:51,094
instead of just being loved.
535
00:21:51,128 --> 00:21:54,097
Cheers.
536
00:22:03,474 --> 00:22:05,075
I'm still shocked
you haven't turned this
537
00:22:05,109 --> 00:22:06,809
into a sewing room
or something.
538
00:22:06,844 --> 00:22:10,446
Too many memories of
the little girl I used to know.
539
00:22:10,514 --> 00:22:12,815
It's all I have left.
540
00:22:12,850 --> 00:22:14,651
Don't be so dramatic,
please.
541
00:22:14,685 --> 00:22:19,122
Look, I'm sorry...
542
00:22:19,156 --> 00:22:22,325
I'm sorry too.
543
00:22:22,359 --> 00:22:23,960
There were a lot
of nasty things
544
00:22:23,994 --> 00:22:25,962
that just came flying
out of my mouth.
545
00:22:25,996 --> 00:22:27,630
I-I don't know why
I always do that.
546
00:22:27,665 --> 00:22:30,333
Old habits, I guess.
547
00:22:30,367 --> 00:22:32,168
We would just like
to see you more often.
548
00:22:32,202 --> 00:22:35,138
Oh, can you just be happy
that I'm here right now?
549
00:22:35,172 --> 00:22:36,673
I know. I know.
550
00:22:36,707 --> 00:22:38,308
It's just that we may not be
around forever,
551
00:22:38,342 --> 00:22:39,509
and your father
really misses you.
552
00:22:39,543 --> 00:22:41,010
Is he okay?
553
00:22:41,045 --> 00:22:42,779
Well, he's a raging alcoholic
554
00:22:42,813 --> 00:22:44,847
on the highway to hell,
but other than that,
555
00:22:44,882 --> 00:22:46,416
yeah, he's fine.
556
00:22:46,450 --> 00:22:50,853
And you? Are you trying
to tell me something?
557
00:22:50,888 --> 00:22:54,490
- Oh, what a beautiful cross.
- Thanks.
558
00:22:54,558 --> 00:22:56,893
It was a present
from a really special guy.
559
00:22:56,927 --> 00:23:00,029
Of course.
There's always a guy.
560
00:23:00,064 --> 00:23:02,065
- Mmm.
- I'm sorry to interrupt,
561
00:23:02,099 --> 00:23:06,336
but your father started watching
soft-core pornography again.
562
00:23:06,370 --> 00:23:07,737
I got uncomfortable.
563
00:23:07,771 --> 00:23:10,039
What a poor, lost soul.
Okay.
564
00:23:10,074 --> 00:23:12,842
Well, I guess
you two are--whoa--tired
565
00:23:12,876 --> 00:23:14,977
and maybe a little drunk.
566
00:23:15,012 --> 00:23:17,747
I can smell it on both of you.
It's kind of hideous.
567
00:23:17,781 --> 00:23:19,349
Good night, honey.
Good night.
568
00:23:19,383 --> 00:23:21,684
- Okay.
- Good night.
569
00:23:21,719 --> 00:23:24,187
Oh, no. You are going
to the couch.
570
00:23:24,221 --> 00:23:25,788
- Oh, come on.
- No.
571
00:23:25,823 --> 00:23:28,191
Do I see a ring on that finger?
Are you married?
572
00:23:28,225 --> 00:23:31,594
Otherwise, you're not gonna
sleep together in that bed,
573
00:23:31,628 --> 00:23:33,262
not under this roof.
574
00:23:33,297 --> 00:23:35,998
No good can come of that.
575
00:23:43,107 --> 00:23:44,640
♪ Reach out and touch faith
576
00:23:44,675 --> 00:23:53,716
♪
577
00:23:59,156 --> 00:24:01,724
Greetings
and salutations, sire.
578
00:24:01,759 --> 00:24:04,761
I guess it's been
kind of a while, huh?
579
00:24:04,795 --> 00:24:06,362
But you're looking well...
580
00:24:06,430 --> 00:24:09,799
Ripped as ever, I see.
581
00:24:09,833 --> 00:24:12,235
Sorry.
582
00:24:12,269 --> 00:24:14,971
Whatever for, child?
583
00:24:15,005 --> 00:24:18,541
Well, I guess I kind of
went out for a pack of smokes
584
00:24:18,575 --> 00:24:19,742
and never came back.
585
00:24:19,777 --> 00:24:22,378
I left you hanging
up there.
586
00:24:22,446 --> 00:24:24,147
What can I do
for you, Faith?
587
00:24:24,181 --> 00:24:26,449
I miss you.
588
00:24:26,483 --> 00:24:28,985
I need you,
especially right now.
589
00:24:29,019 --> 00:24:30,553
I'm having what you might call
590
00:24:30,587 --> 00:24:32,822
a crisis of faith,
if you will.
591
00:24:32,856 --> 00:24:34,524
Pray with me.
592
00:24:34,558 --> 00:24:37,760
♪ Reach out and touch faith
593
00:24:37,795 --> 00:24:41,464
Uh...forgive me, father,
for I have sinned.
594
00:24:43,500 --> 00:24:46,235
Really?
You think?
595
00:24:50,707 --> 00:24:55,144
♪ Feeling's unknown,
and you're all alone ♪
596
00:24:55,179 --> 00:24:57,013
Whoa, Jesus, relax.
597
00:24:57,047 --> 00:24:58,948
There's no need to get your
loincloth in a bunch up there.
598
00:24:58,982 --> 00:25:01,384
Um...
599
00:25:05,122 --> 00:25:06,823
Ta-da.
600
00:25:06,857 --> 00:25:11,294
♪ I will deliver,
you know I'm a forgiver ♪
601
00:25:11,328 --> 00:25:14,630
I think you're forgetting
something, Faith.
602
00:25:14,665 --> 00:25:16,799
♪ Reach out and touch faith
603
00:25:16,834 --> 00:25:20,670
♪ your own personal Jesus
604
00:25:20,704 --> 00:25:22,705
Jesus loves you.
605
00:25:25,976 --> 00:25:27,610
♪ Reach out and touch faith
606
00:25:31,548 --> 00:25:34,417
Ugh.
607
00:26:00,744 --> 00:26:06,082
♪ So she said, "man, I got
to get out of this town ♪
608
00:26:06,116 --> 00:26:09,519
♪ "now I got to get back
on that train ♪
609
00:26:09,553 --> 00:26:12,688
♪ "man, I got to
get out of this town ♪
610
00:26:12,723 --> 00:26:15,224
♪ "I'm out of my pain
611
00:26:15,259 --> 00:26:18,861
♪ so I'm going back to L.A."
612
00:26:18,896 --> 00:26:22,698
♪
613
00:26:22,733 --> 00:26:25,868
♪ back to L.A.
614
00:26:25,903 --> 00:26:29,772
♪
615
00:26:29,806 --> 00:26:31,173
♪ back to L.A.
616
00:26:31,208 --> 00:26:32,575
This is a real bummer.
617
00:26:32,609 --> 00:26:34,410
I thought you were waking me up
to fuck me.
618
00:26:34,444 --> 00:26:36,212
Oh, trust me,
I thought about it.
619
00:26:36,246 --> 00:26:38,614
But then the urge to flee
won out.
620
00:26:38,649 --> 00:26:41,050
You okay?
621
00:26:41,084 --> 00:26:43,719
"Drive," she said.
622
00:26:43,754 --> 00:26:52,461
♪ I'm going back to L.A.
623
00:26:52,496 --> 00:26:56,899
♪ I'm going back to L.A.
624
00:27:08,445 --> 00:27:10,379
- Hey.
- Hello.
625
00:27:10,414 --> 00:27:13,950
I think we should
let her go...abroad.
626
00:27:13,984 --> 00:27:15,585
I was already thinking that.
627
00:27:15,619 --> 00:27:17,620
Of course you were...
628
00:27:17,654 --> 00:27:19,722
Because you're
an exceptional parent,
629
00:27:19,756 --> 00:27:22,458
which is not something
that I can put on my resume.
630
00:27:22,492 --> 00:27:24,060
I'm too busy
spouting off at the mouth
631
00:27:24,094 --> 00:27:25,628
without thinking.
632
00:27:25,662 --> 00:27:28,397
Our daughter wants to go
on a literary pilgrimage.
633
00:27:28,432 --> 00:27:30,333
Who the fuck does that
in this day and age, right?
634
00:27:30,367 --> 00:27:32,468
And what kind of malignant
fucking asshole
635
00:27:32,502 --> 00:27:34,637
wouldn't indulge
that sort of behavior...
636
00:27:34,671 --> 00:27:36,305
However asinine?
637
00:27:36,340 --> 00:27:37,907
My thoughts exactly.
638
00:27:37,941 --> 00:27:42,011
You mean we're in agreement
on something?
639
00:27:42,045 --> 00:27:44,580
It looks like it.
640
00:27:46,316 --> 00:27:48,184
That's a minor
fucking miracle, isn't it?
641
00:27:48,218 --> 00:27:52,655
Mmhmm. You want to go in
and tell her yourself?
642
00:27:52,689 --> 00:27:57,426
You come with me.
We'll tell her together.
643
00:28:00,488 --> 00:28:05,488
== sync, corrected by elderman ==