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Californication
Season02 Episode10
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Wow.
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"Wow"? What does -- what
does that mean -- "wow"?
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- Oh, yeah.
- "Oh, yeah"?
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I see what you mean. You
got quite a lump here.
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- It's grotesque.
- Cancer?
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Not necessarily.
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What the fuck is it?
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One very angry and swollen lymph node.
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Down there?
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I keep telling him it's
probably nothing, right?
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Not necessarily.
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So, what are you working on these days?
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What am I working on?
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I'm working on trying to figure out
what that fucking lump in my junk is.
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That's what I'm working on.
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I say we biopsy that sucker.
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We'll do it right here, right now.
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I'd love to, but I got a lot of
important meetings and -- and --
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and appointments and such, so...
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I'm a very busy man. I got to run.
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Hank, you're doing this right now.
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Come on. It'll be fun.
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It won't hurt at all.
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Well, that's not true. It's gonna
hurt like hell -- especially down here.
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All right, but it's gonna
be quick, though, right?
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In the whole scheme of things? Sure.
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Over before you know it.
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Okay, h-hold up. H-h-hold
-- hold it. Hold it.
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I-is there time for me to get a drink?
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Can you send a man-nurse over
to gil turner's for a bottle?
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Can I get a drink?
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For you? Sure.
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The body of kurt cobain was found in a room above the
garage of his fashionable lake washington boulevard...
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What's wrong? Are you okay?
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Kurt cobain...
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- he's dead.
- What?
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What happened?
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Suicide.
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- Well, that's a fucking shame.
- Yeah.
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And I'm pregnant.
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ta-da! It's positive.
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As in?
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As in "I'm with child."
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What's so positive about that? Here.
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Have another one.
Look -- pee on this.
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- Hank.
- Pee on that.
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We've done three, okay?
I'm all out of pee.
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Then drink some water and
hydrate and pee on this.
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- I'm pregnant.
- I'm not convinced.
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This is happening. Fuck.
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The rabbit done died, huh?
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All right. Okay.
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What do we do now?
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Well, it's okay. I mean, you know,
I'll just take care of it, so...
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we'll take care of it.
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So that's it -- we've
decided? That's good. Yeah.
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Well-played, woman.
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I now feel entirely incapable of
giving you the right answer here.
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Well, no. I mean, jesus christ, hank,
we barely know each other, right?
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You -- you got
a girlfriend.
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Oh, come on. It's a loose arrangement.
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The waify models are
good that way, you know?
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And you have a boyfriend.
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Let's not forget that
important little factoid.
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I have a boyfriend who's on tour
-- a boyfriend I never see --
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a boyfriend I think less and less about.
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All right, look.I don't
want to be insensitive,
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all right, but are we entirely
sure that this is my doing?
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Yep. We seem pretty sure. Okay.
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Most likely, it's nothing.
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But what could it be?
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it's hard to say. You could
have a nasty infection somewhere.
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Well, that sounds very manageable.
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Absolutely. We could probably knock
that out with a dose of antibiotics.
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Great. What else?
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It could very well be an std.
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- No, I don't think so.
- Oh, really?
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What else?
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No, let's stay in this
arena. I want to know more.
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Well, syphilis is a big
one. It's on the rise.
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- Syphilis.
- Syphilis? Syphilis?
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Do you hear that?
That's -- that's nice.
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I-I don't see any reason
that we would assume that.
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It could be cancer.
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It could be. You never know.
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Well, that's better than syphilis.
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Woman, what is wrong with you?
You'd rather I have cancer?
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We've got to talk about options.
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Well, I don't have any
pamphlets or literature on me,
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but you strike me as a painfully
liberal, pro-choice kind of a gal.
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Who, me?
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Oh, my god, no. I'm ultraconservative.
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Like N.R.A.,
Pro-life, the whole --
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- really?
- Yeah.
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That really limits our options, but
let's sit with that for a moment.
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Seriously, I have been on a kind of
non-abortion streak my whole life,
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and I feel kind of good
about that, you know?
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Yeah. I-I-I get
that. I get it.
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But do you really, uh -- really
want to have a child right now?
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No, not really. You do, right?
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No. God, no. I mean, i am a child.
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A fairly big one, you know, but when children
have children, I-I-it never works out for anyone.
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- Especially me.
- Right.
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I could see it might seriously hamper your
ability to drink and get laid on a nightly basis.
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Oh, no. Don't worry about that. I
can multitask with the best of 'em.
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Good to know.
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I'm sorry that I knocked you up.
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It's almost rude, right?
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I mean, you're kind enough
to grant me access to your --
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your most intimate of
areas, and what do I do?
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I pollinate that shit.
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I really wish that one of us
would have insisted on a rubber.
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One of us did.
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- Well, n-not this
one. - This one.
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Well, I mean, let's not
get all rashomon on it.
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If I
re-- okay.
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- Well, no, maybe I didn't insist hard enough.
- Thank you.
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Okay, I'm not gonna
press charges anymore.
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Oh, wonderful. You see? Look at this.
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We get along really well for
a couple of virtual strangers.
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For now, yeah, but give it 10 years, and I'll just
be another woman that you got tired of fucking.
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You know, in 10 years time, you might
very well be the love of my life.
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What are you doing?
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He said today, you know?
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He said maybe today.
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Today is today.
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Hank. Will you stop
it? It's gonna be okay.
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You don't know that.
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Well, I do, because whatever happens,
you know, we'll get through it.
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I'm -- I'm
gonna help you.
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But I-I-it's
not your problem.
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We're not even together right now, so...
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I forgot what a hypochondriac
drama queen you can be.
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Well, you're not the one who just
had a biopsy done on your cock.
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That's 'cause I don't have a cock.
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Thank the lord for that.
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Anyway, it wasn't on your cock.
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Yeah, I know, but I-I consider that
whole area -- general area -- my cock.
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Like, from my knees
to my nipples -- cock.
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Right, well, he said it was probably
just a swollen lymph node, remember?
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I-it could be cancer.
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It could be syphilis.
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Oh, shit. Yeah.
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I could wind up a blind, dickless
beggar working a 405 off-ramp.
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Stop by and say hi sometime.
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look who's here.
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Hey, honey.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah, sure. Yes. Why?
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Because you're here.
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You've been sleeping over.
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Which could mean you guys
are getting back together.
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Or it could mean something's wrong.
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Either way, someone should grow a
pair and tell me what's going on.
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We're not getting back together.
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And everything's fine.
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Liars!
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Seriously.
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What do you want to do?
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It's totally up to me?
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In a -- in
a way, it is.
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Okay, well, I'm just gonna
deal with it, you know?
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I don't really want to have
a baby right now, and...
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Judging by that huge exhalation...
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neither do you.
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So... that's it.
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But we can't see each
other anymore, hank.
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This is no way to start a relationship.
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We're both cheating on people, hank.
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It kind of sucks. I
don't want to do that.
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So, you go, you know, take care of
your shit, and I'll take care of mine,
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and if and when you
want, you could call me.
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That's -- that's -- that's not the
way it works in the big ol' world.
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People have a tendency
to lose one another.
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Well, if that's what happens,
then it wasn't meant to be, right?
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Could you stop surfing the
internet for a diagnosis?
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No way. I know what I
have without question.
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What?
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Apparently, I have the bubonic plague.
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Well, guess what? I have just the cure.
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I'm gonna offer you... a service. Yeah.
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Cancer-scare mercy fuck?
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You know, I-I-I'm
gonna pass.
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- You're gonna pass?
- Yeah.
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- You are?
- I don't want you to be insulted, but...
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that's okay. I can take it.
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I'm gonna go take a shower.
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Whoa, can I ask you,
before you go, a question?
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I'm offering you sex,
and you want to talk?
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Has the earth spun off its axis?
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It's just, you said that
thing the other day, you know?
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- What thing?
- About ashby.
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- What do you mean?
- What do you mean, what do I mean?
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You said that very loaded thing
about him being a great kisser,
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which kind of sounded like a joke
and kind of not at the same time.
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Well, it kind of was a joke and
it kind of wasn't at the same time.
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I mean, he did kiss me.
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He's a fucking asshole.
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No, not an asshole. He's a child.
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He wants what he wants, and he can't
understand if he doesn't get it.
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He'S... kind of similar
to someone else I know.
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There should be a lot
of empathy right there.
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You didn't answer my question.
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What was the question?
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Is this something I need to worry about?
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Is there something going on?
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Oh, please.
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Don't you have enough
to worry about right now?
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Will you please stop answering
my questions with a question?
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Well, then stop asking me questions.
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You said it -- we're
not together right now.
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So I don't owe you any explanation.
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Come on, buddy. Everybody has
a scare or two in their life.
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You remember when they took that gnarly skin
tag off the base of my scrotum that time?
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That amused you greatly.
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Well, skin tags are inherently amusing.
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Yes, and disgusting.
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It's the runkle family
curse. Mad skin tags, baby.
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You make me want to die.
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Anyway, I remember I sweated
that phone call for days, man.
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You know, waiting for the results.
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Marcy finally had to bitch-slap
some sense into me at one point.
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You will be okay.
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That's what everybody
says -- "you'll be okay."
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And then one day, the phone
rings, and you're not okay.
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Well, yeah. There's that.
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Hey, look on the bright side -- that girl
seems to be eye-raping you over there.
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Well, who cares? You know how much
time I've wasted on that fucking dance?
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Time that I could've spent
hanging with my daughter?
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You are a great father.
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No! I'm a father. I am not great.
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A great father
is a guy that --
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that gives it all up for his family and leaves
his self-destructive bullshit at the door.
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The self-loathing is strong
in you today, my friend.
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I'm just like my father.
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You know, there isn't a woman that I've met that I
haven't fallen in love with for 10 minutes or 10 years.
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What about the one woman
that threw it in with me?
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Took that massive leap of
faith just to be with me?
242
00:12:41,980 --> 00:12:43,500
What did I do? I fucked that up.
243
00:12:43,510 --> 00:12:45,800
- You gave it a shot, man.
- Did I?
244
00:12:45,810 --> 00:12:46,500
Yeah.
245
00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:49,650
Did I do my absotte bes or did I
just want someone I didn't have?
246
00:12:49,670 --> 00:12:52,490
Is the chase better than the catch?
247
00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:57,340
And other some such
clichéd, masculine bullshit.
248
00:12:57,350 --> 00:13:00,070
There is no absolute best, hank.
249
00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:04,460
You know, I really envy
your relationship with marce.
250
00:13:04,490 --> 00:13:10,050
You know, it'S... it's like it's
indestructible, you know -- teflon marriage.
251
00:13:10,060 --> 00:13:12,680
Maybe. Doesn't mean I don't want things.
252
00:13:12,690 --> 00:13:15,160
Yeah, but you know what you have.
253
00:13:15,180 --> 00:13:16,890
I don't know...
254
00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:22,480
faced with my own mortality,
I might rather be elsewhere...
255
00:13:22,820 --> 00:13:24,280
with daisy maybe.
256
00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:27,100
That's just the mindfuck of the
fresh. It's -- it's an illusion.
257
00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:29,910
That's just new pussy talking to you.
258
00:13:29,940 --> 00:13:32,400
What if it's not, huh?
259
00:13:32,430 --> 00:13:35,690
Runkle, you better
watch your fucking ass
260
00:13:35,710 --> 00:13:39,600
or I will have your balls
-- skin tags and all.
261
00:13:42,130 --> 00:13:43,470
Doctor?
262
00:13:43,510 --> 00:13:47,290
No. It's ashby. Fuck him.
263
00:14:20,740 --> 00:14:22,540
Uh, you want me to
leave the water running?
264
00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:25,710
There's still some hot left.
265
00:14:27,970 --> 00:14:30,640
Yeah, okay, okay.
266
00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:35,140
Hey, beautiful. What's up with
moody? Haven't seen him for days.
267
00:14:35,150 --> 00:14:38,720
He's not picking up,
returning my calls. He okay?
268
00:14:38,730 --> 00:14:42,490
Yeah. Yeah, he... no.
269
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:44,500
He's got some stuff going on.
270
00:14:44,510 --> 00:14:46,180
Anything I can do?
271
00:14:46,190 --> 00:14:50,960
n-no.I mean, you know,
272
00:14:50,970 --> 00:14:54,090
he kind of wants to know what's
going on with us, which is, like...
273
00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:55,570
- oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
274
00:14:55,580 --> 00:14:56,810
What is going on with us?
275
00:14:56,820 --> 00:15:01,000
I-I-I told him you were a great kisser,
which was -- which was kind of dumb.
276
00:15:01,020 --> 00:15:04,660
Well, that is somewhat incendiary.
277
00:15:04,890 --> 00:15:06,730
And yet completely true.
278
00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:08,860
I wouldn't know.
279
00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:11,400
No, he -- it kind
of pissed him off.
280
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,800
Really? You don't say?
281
00:15:13,810 --> 00:15:15,630
Right.
282
00:15:15,660 --> 00:15:20,720
You know, I was seeing this guy when I first
met hank, and he kind of reminds me of you.
283
00:15:20,740 --> 00:15:21,770
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
284
00:15:21,780 --> 00:15:22,900
What was he like?
285
00:15:22,910 --> 00:15:24,980
He -- he
was simple.
286
00:15:24,990 --> 00:15:27,500
"Simple"? Like, uh... retarded?
287
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:31,600
Yeah. No. No, good. Really good simple.
288
00:15:31,610 --> 00:15:37,430
I mean, he was -- he loved
music, he -- he smiled a lot.
289
00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:41,100
Stop it. Kind of like he
had the secret, you know?
290
00:15:41,110 --> 00:15:42,530
Which is what?
291
00:15:42,540 --> 00:15:44,990
I guess...
292
00:15:45,020 --> 00:15:48,710
Take the thing you love
and make it your life.
293
00:15:50,010 --> 00:15:51,380
So, we should kiss?
294
00:15:51,420 --> 00:15:55,070
No. Are you insane?
Do you have no memory?
295
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:58,390
- Fucker!
- Hank, no!
296
00:15:59,740 --> 00:16:04,300
Hank! God! Hank, stop!
297
00:16:04,730 --> 00:16:06,830
Oh, shit! God!
298
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:09,830
Okay! Okay!
299
00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:15,250
Okay. I'm out.
300
00:16:16,610 --> 00:16:18,690
Bitch!
301
00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:21,100
What are you doing?
302
00:16:22,570 --> 00:16:26,170
Come on. You're behaving like a child.
303
00:16:26,650 --> 00:16:28,190
Moody!
304
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:31,340
Hank! Get off of him!
305
00:16:31,350 --> 00:16:35,330
Hank moody, dr. Reiss calling.
Give me a call at the office.
306
00:16:35,340 --> 00:16:38,790
Hello? Hello?
307
00:16:40,330 --> 00:16:43,000
Fuck!
308
00:16:43,430 --> 00:16:45,340
Peace.
309
00:16:45,350 --> 00:16:49,470
That's great, marce. Yes.
I accept your apology.
310
00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:53,540
I'm all for the 12 steps. Love
'em. Can't get enough of 'em.
311
00:16:53,550 --> 00:16:56,090
Wish there were more.
312
00:16:56,100 --> 00:16:59,040
Sounds great.
313
00:16:59,050 --> 00:17:02,040
Can't wait to see you.
314
00:17:02,050 --> 00:17:04,930
Love you, too, baby. Bye.
315
00:17:10,060 --> 00:17:12,550
"Hey" yourself.
316
00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:15,180
I thought I might find you here.
317
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,960
Well, you could've just called.
318
00:17:16,990 --> 00:17:19,940
Oh, I just didn't want
to do this over the phone.
319
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:22,540
I found a place.
320
00:17:22,550 --> 00:17:24,760
So you're moving out?
321
00:17:24,780 --> 00:17:26,230
It's a cute place.
322
00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:28,610
It's, uh -- it's just a single,
but it's in santa monica.
323
00:17:28,650 --> 00:17:32,550
It's pretty close to the
water and close to yoga.
324
00:17:33,790 --> 00:17:36,100
There's something else
I wanted to tell you.
325
00:17:36,140 --> 00:17:38,090
And I hope you're not mad.
326
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:41,940
But I don't want to do any more porn.
327
00:17:41,980 --> 00:17:45,150
- I think I'm out.
- Really?
328
00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:47,830
But you're so good at it.
329
00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:50,460
I don't know, "vaginatown" was special.
330
00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:53,910
I mean, this whole thing was special.
331
00:17:53,930 --> 00:17:57,480
And, you know, if I can't
actually be with you, charlie...
332
00:17:57,490 --> 00:18:02,690
I'd kind of like the last person
I had on-screen sex with to be you.
333
00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:07,940
That's, like, one of the nicest
things anyone's ever said to me.
334
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:12,060
And yet totally gross for you.
335
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,720
What are you gonna do?
336
00:18:15,740 --> 00:18:18,230
Temp, waitress...
337
00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:20,360
but I'm gonna take acting classes...
338
00:18:20,380 --> 00:18:22,240
and maybe some improv.
339
00:18:22,270 --> 00:18:24,330
I know I've got an
uphill battle ahead of me.
340
00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:25,410
What with the fisting and all.
341
00:18:25,430 --> 00:18:26,520
- Exactly.
- Yeah.
342
00:18:26,530 --> 00:18:29,310
But it's worth it 'cause
I really want this.
343
00:18:29,620 --> 00:18:32,500
Well, I'll still manage
you if you'll have me.
344
00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:35,230
Are you sure that's such a good idea?
345
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:39,390
No. But, uh...
346
00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:44,180
the thought of never seeing you again
sounds like a much, much worse idea.
347
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:50,500
Um, maybe I could, uh,
see your place sometime.
348
00:18:50,510 --> 00:18:53,080
I'd like that.
349
00:18:54,630 --> 00:18:58,900
Maybe I could see it... now.
350
00:18:58,910 --> 00:19:02,270
Well, I'd like that even more.
351
00:19:06,550 --> 00:19:07,810
Sorry about your cock.
352
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:10,090
It's not my cock.
353
00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:13,520
Doesn't matter. You should have told me. I
trained as a paramedic. I could've helped.
354
00:19:13,530 --> 00:19:15,750
Oh, yeah? Like how?
355
00:19:16,380 --> 00:19:18,550
I don't know. I could've...
356
00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:21,150
felt around, put your mind at ease.
357
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,660
Maybe next time.
358
00:19:23,670 --> 00:19:27,850
Look, I'm sorry I kissed your old lady.
359
00:19:27,860 --> 00:19:29,120
I'm sorry I kissed yours.
360
00:19:29,150 --> 00:19:31,110
You fucking asshole. Did you penetrate?
361
00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:32,220
Did I go inside? No.
362
00:19:32,230 --> 00:19:36,110
Friends don't let friends
bang each other's soul mates.
363
00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:39,100
"A-fucking-men"
to that.
364
00:19:39,660 --> 00:19:42,470
Be good.
365
00:19:45,540 --> 00:19:46,600
Sorry about the mess.
366
00:19:46,630 --> 00:19:48,560
It's okay.
367
00:19:48,580 --> 00:19:51,380
Hank, you're my best friend.
368
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:55,030
I would never, ever fuck
someone to get back at you.
369
00:19:55,050 --> 00:19:56,390
I know. That's the thing.
370
00:19:56,400 --> 00:20:00,900
If you fuck someone, you really want
to fuck them. That's what scares me.
371
00:20:00,910 --> 00:20:02,490
Well, what do you really want?
372
00:20:02,510 --> 00:20:04,420
I mean, how do you want this to end?
373
00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:08,130
I want to keep doing this for
as much time as we have left.
374
00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:12,030
Not -- not
cleaning up. This.
375
00:20:12,580 --> 00:20:15,880
Isn't that, like, what we've been doing?
376
00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:17,320
Well, I don't know if we have.
377
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:22,870
I mean, w-we've talked about it endlessly, and
we've listed all the reasons why it's not possible,
378
00:20:22,890 --> 00:20:25,780
but what if all those reasons
just magically went away?
379
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:29,030
That's the problem
-- they never do.
380
00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:32,570
Okay, you've got one month left.
What do you do? How do you spend it?
381
00:20:32,580 --> 00:20:33,930
With becca.
382
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:35,320
No hank in there?
383
00:20:35,330 --> 00:20:39,490
I don't fit in anywhere
in there? No -- no hank?
384
00:20:40,060 --> 00:20:41,560
Maybe a couple of days.
385
00:20:41,580 --> 00:20:44,620
Fair enough, but for me...
386
00:20:44,650 --> 00:20:47,330
I want you there at the end.
387
00:20:47,340 --> 00:20:50,980
I want those eyes to be
the last thing that I see.
388
00:20:53,380 --> 00:20:56,700
- You know what it is about lew?
- No. I don'T.
389
00:20:56,710 --> 00:20:59,100
He made a choice. He chose art.
390
00:20:59,110 --> 00:21:02,910
He made that his life. And
that's okay. That's valid.
391
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:05,510
But with you...
392
00:21:06,190 --> 00:21:09,580
you can't figure out who
you want to be, you know?
393
00:21:09,610 --> 00:21:13,700
It's your indecision that
paralyzes you and hurts us, hank.
394
00:21:13,730 --> 00:21:16,740
I can feel your restlessness.
395
00:21:16,770 --> 00:21:19,680
I mean, a moment like this,
yeah, you want me, you want us.
396
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:24,140
And then that moment passes,
and you become like this ghost.
397
00:21:24,180 --> 00:21:27,400
14 years ago, "I love
you" was more than enough.
398
00:21:27,410 --> 00:21:30,950
I mean, it was almost revolutionary.
399
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:35,730
And now... I don't
know. They're just words.
400
00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:38,980
I mean, I know you mean them, but...
401
00:21:39,210 --> 00:21:43,260
hank, I-I don't know
what they mean to you.
402
00:21:47,910 --> 00:21:50,970
You want to be saved?
403
00:21:57,770 --> 00:22:00,100
Hello?
404
00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:04,420
Hey, dr. Reiss. How are you?
405
00:22:06,470 --> 00:22:12,020
Okay. All right. Well... thank you.
406
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:15,820
- What?
- You were right.
407
00:22:15,830 --> 00:22:18,990
- What?
- Syphilis.
408
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:22,840
- Bullshit.
- It's benign. You know, just, uh...
409
00:22:22,850 --> 00:22:26,100
antibiotics is all I
need, and then, uh...
410
00:22:26,110 --> 00:22:27,300
I-I'm gonna be okay.
411
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:30,830
That's fantastic. You're okay.
412
00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:33,590
For now.
413
00:22:37,340 --> 00:22:39,380
- Want to give me that,
- No.
414
00:22:39,390 --> 00:22:43,210
- Post-cancer-scare mercy
fuck now? - No. It's too late.
415
00:22:47,180 --> 00:22:50,150
So, this is it, I guess, huh?
416
00:22:52,830 --> 00:22:55,690
I guess so. Yeah.
417
00:22:55,700 --> 00:22:57,140
Can I call you?
418
00:22:57,150 --> 00:23:00,980
No. No, really, I'd rather you didn'T.
419
00:23:00,990 --> 00:23:03,820
Well, will you call
me, you know, just to...
420
00:23:03,830 --> 00:23:06,100
let me know you're okay?
421
00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:09,120
Yeah. I'll call you.
422
00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:13,350
No, you won'T... but I get it.
423
00:23:13,850 --> 00:23:16,900
It was, uh... it was, uh...
424
00:23:16,910 --> 00:23:22,570
it was awfully nice sharing this most
unpleasant of milestones with you.
425
00:23:22,870 --> 00:23:25,510
Yeah. Same here.
426
00:23:27,350 --> 00:23:30,700
Don't get lost out there, okay?
427
00:24:01,010 --> 00:24:03,430
hank!
428
00:24:06,500 --> 00:24:12,270
I-I was gonna go check out
that vigil of, um, kurt cobain.
429
00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:16,090
I-I don't know. Did you want to come?
430
00:24:16,100 --> 00:24:18,320
- The cobain vigil?
- Yeah.
431
00:24:18,330 --> 00:24:22,910
Well, I got a vigil
that I was already...
432
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:25,690
- no, seriously. Yeah?
- Yeah.
433
00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:30,910
I don't know if you know this
about me, but, uh, i love vigils.
434
00:24:30,940 --> 00:24:34,590
I kind of guessed that.
435
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:36,110
Dear, karen...
436
00:24:36,130 --> 00:24:39,890
if you're reading this, it means I
actually worked up the courage to mail it.
437
00:24:39,900 --> 00:24:42,640
So, good for me.
438
00:24:42,650 --> 00:24:44,810
You don't know me very
wel but you get me started,
439
00:24:44,830 --> 00:24:49,550
I have a tendency to go on and on
about how hard the writing is for me.
440
00:24:49,570 --> 00:24:51,560
But this...
441
00:24:51,570 --> 00:24:54,920
this is the hardest thing
I've ever had to write.
442
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:58,250
There's no easy way to say
this, so I'll just say it.
443
00:24:58,270 --> 00:25:01,470
I met someone. It was an accident.
444
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:03,940
I wasn't looking for
it. I wasn't on the make.
445
00:25:03,950 --> 00:25:07,960
It was a perfect storm. She
said one thing. I said another.
446
00:25:07,970 --> 00:25:12,480
Next thing I knew, I wanted to spend the rest
of my life in the middle of that conversation.
447
00:25:14,940 --> 00:25:17,170
now there's this feeling in my gut.
448
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:19,430
She might be the one.
449
00:25:19,450 --> 00:25:21,180
She's completely nuts...
450
00:25:21,210 --> 00:25:24,470
in a way that makes me
smile -- highly neurotic.
451
00:25:25,310 --> 00:25:28,070
A great deal of maintenance required.
452
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:30,970
She is you, karen.
453
00:25:30,980 --> 00:25:34,330
That's the good news.
454
00:25:34,660 --> 00:25:38,410
The bad is that I don't know
how to be with you right now.
455
00:25:38,430 --> 00:25:40,720
And it scares the shit out of me.
456
00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:45,910
Because if I'm not with you right now, I
have this feeling we'll get lost out there.
457
00:25:48,330 --> 00:25:51,660
It's a big, bad world
full of twists and turns,
458
00:25:51,690 --> 00:25:55,680
and people have a way of
blinking and missing the moment...
459
00:25:56,380 --> 00:25:59,960
the moment that could've
changed everything.
460
00:25:59,970 --> 00:26:03,350
I don't know what's going on with us,
461
00:26:03,370 --> 00:26:07,920
and I can't tell you why you should waste
a leap of faith on the likes of me...
462
00:26:09,870 --> 00:26:13,350
but, damn, you smell
good -- like home.
463
00:26:13,380 --> 00:26:15,170
And you make excellent coffee.
464
00:26:15,180 --> 00:26:18,570
That's got to count
for something, right?
465
00:26:18,580 --> 00:26:20,550
Call me.
466
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:24,090
Unfaithfully yours, hank moody.
467
00:26:24,830 --> 00:26:27,990
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