1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:10,000 Sync by MAcroS 1 00:00:12,100 --> 00:00:14,153 - I love you, Karen... and I'm gonna spend 2 00:00:14,204 --> 00:00:15,822 The rest of my life annoying the shit out of you. 3 00:00:15,873 --> 00:00:18,275 - Will you marry me, karen? 4 00:00:18,293 --> 00:00:19,911 - You guys are officially back together? 5 00:00:19,945 --> 00:00:21,613 - For now. Until we fuck it up. 6 00:00:21,632 --> 00:00:22,749 - Could be any second now. 7 00:00:22,783 --> 00:00:24,752 - You gonna shit can 15 years experience 8 00:00:24,786 --> 00:00:27,305 'Cause a guy messes up one time? 9 00:00:28,458 --> 00:00:29,475 Aah! 10 00:00:29,509 --> 00:00:30,960 - You got fired? 11 00:00:30,978 --> 00:00:32,263 - Charlie runkle. - Daisy. 12 00:00:32,297 --> 00:00:33,815 I've been trying to get a frigging meeting 13 00:00:33,849 --> 00:00:35,351 With ronny praeger. 14 00:00:35,402 --> 00:00:38,021 He's like the spielberg of porn. - I'll see what I can do. 15 00:00:38,072 --> 00:00:39,472 - That is so awesome! 16 00:00:39,491 --> 00:00:41,192 And don't worry. I will blow you. 17 00:00:41,244 --> 00:00:42,978 - No, we're gonna keep this strictly business. 18 00:00:42,995 --> 00:00:45,148 I'm king of fuck mountain! 19 00:00:45,165 --> 00:00:46,650 - It's not a memoir. 20 00:00:46,669 --> 00:00:47,836 - It's a written account 21 00:00:47,870 --> 00:00:49,170 Of my sexual relationship with you. 22 00:00:49,206 --> 00:00:51,290 - Written by me as a fucking novel. 23 00:00:51,325 --> 00:00:53,327 - Lew ashby. - Hank brody. 24 00:00:53,344 --> 00:00:54,662 I got this book deal. 25 00:00:54,681 --> 00:00:57,300 Wanna write about why everything I touch turns to gold. 26 00:00:57,334 --> 00:00:58,802 - Aah! 27 00:00:58,836 --> 00:01:02,190 - Oh, no! You didn't! 28 00:01:04,176 --> 00:01:05,528 Lew! 29 00:01:05,562 --> 00:01:06,947 Where you headed? 30 00:01:06,981 --> 00:01:08,014 - I'm taking fucking and punching 31 00:01:08,032 --> 00:01:09,517 All over this fair country of ours. 32 00:01:09,535 --> 00:01:14,190 - Mothers, lock up your sons. - And husbands. 33 00:01:14,208 --> 00:01:16,244 - We made a huge mistake. - No. 34 00:01:16,295 --> 00:01:18,029 - I jumped in the car with you that night, 35 00:01:18,047 --> 00:01:20,700 And we just tried to pick up where we left off. 36 00:01:20,719 --> 00:01:22,369 - I can't stay. 37 00:01:22,387 --> 00:01:25,207 - It's okay, dad. It was nice while it lasted. 38 00:01:25,225 --> 00:01:28,395 - I wanna get a divorce. I'm gonna be with daisy. 39 00:01:28,430 --> 00:01:30,732 - You fucked my man. - Aah! 40 00:01:32,903 --> 00:01:35,939 - Maybe we should take a break. - I just left my wife for you! 41 00:01:35,990 --> 00:01:37,409 - You said I could have everything. 42 00:01:37,444 --> 00:01:39,412 But don't worry your pretty little head about it. 43 00:01:39,447 --> 00:01:41,063 We'll let my lawyer figure it out. 44 00:01:41,081 --> 00:01:43,869 He's really good. Later, runkle. 45 00:01:44,921 --> 00:01:46,738 - That's him. - Him who? 46 00:01:46,757 --> 00:01:48,959 - What do you want? - I'm here to see Becca Moody. 47 00:01:49,010 --> 00:01:51,045 - I got a job. It's in New York. 48 00:01:51,079 --> 00:01:54,250 I think you should come. I can't live without this. 49 00:01:54,267 --> 00:01:56,603 I feel kind of bad splitting them up right now. 50 00:01:56,637 --> 00:01:59,441 - Well, then don't. You go, I stay. 51 00:01:59,476 --> 00:02:01,092 At the end of the day, it's all about her. 52 00:02:01,111 --> 00:02:02,946 - I wish you hadn't just said all that. 53 00:02:02,980 --> 00:02:04,448 - Why? 54 00:02:04,483 --> 00:02:06,701 - 'Cause it just makes me love you even more. 55 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:24,962 - Hank? 56 00:02:24,980 --> 00:02:26,431 - Mm. 57 00:02:26,465 --> 00:02:28,434 - Hank. 58 00:02:28,468 --> 00:02:30,437 - Hank. 59 00:02:30,471 --> 00:02:33,474 - Yep. Present. 60 00:02:33,492 --> 00:02:35,861 - Did you just... - No. 61 00:02:35,912 --> 00:02:37,196 - You did! - Not me. 62 00:02:37,248 --> 00:02:39,166 I did not. - Hank... 63 00:02:41,754 --> 00:02:43,171 Well, maybe for a second. 64 00:02:43,206 --> 00:02:45,658 - Jesus Christ! - No, don't be cross. 65 00:02:45,677 --> 00:02:47,879 - You fell asleep. - I dozed. 66 00:02:47,930 --> 00:02:49,548 Barely. - Inside of me. 67 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:50,716 - Maybe. For a second. 68 00:02:50,767 --> 00:02:53,670 Now, it does not reflect poorly on you. 69 00:02:53,688 --> 00:02:56,842 Or your vagina. It's a lovely vagina. 70 00:02:56,860 --> 00:02:59,779 It's warm and cozy... inviting, 71 00:02:59,814 --> 00:03:01,782 Capacious, yet accommodating. 72 00:03:01,817 --> 00:03:04,237 It's cheeky but not impudent, you know what I'm saying? 73 00:03:04,288 --> 00:03:06,373 It's a lovely place to curl up inside. 74 00:03:06,408 --> 00:03:08,525 - And go to sleep. 75 00:03:08,544 --> 00:03:10,078 Great. God, where's my fucking clothes? 76 00:03:10,129 --> 00:03:11,547 - N-Not so fast. 77 00:03:11,582 --> 00:03:12,749 Look, I may be tired, 78 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:15,169 But I'm also incredibly hard right now. 79 00:03:15,203 --> 00:03:17,338 You feel that? 80 00:03:17,373 --> 00:03:19,643 I just flexed my cock muscle. 81 00:03:19,676 --> 00:03:21,095 That's pretty cool, huh? 82 00:03:21,145 --> 00:03:24,048 Flexing it again and again and again. 83 00:03:24,067 --> 00:03:27,104 Where's the harm in a few winks? 84 00:03:27,155 --> 00:03:30,408 You know, single dadness is not as easy as it looks. 85 00:03:30,443 --> 00:03:32,828 I gotta be up way early to make the morning meal 86 00:03:32,863 --> 00:03:34,698 And get the kid to school. 87 00:03:34,732 --> 00:03:37,285 Then I gotta come home and wrestle with the blank page. 88 00:03:37,336 --> 00:03:38,871 You know, and before you know it, 89 00:03:38,905 --> 00:03:40,456 It's time to get back in that fucking pickup line 90 00:03:40,508 --> 00:03:41,875 All over again. 91 00:03:41,910 --> 00:03:44,713 - Ever hear of carpooling? - And then I gotta--I gotta-- 92 00:03:44,746 --> 00:03:47,600 I gotta make some kind of vaguely healthy evening meal. 93 00:03:47,635 --> 00:03:50,304 I gotta monitor her computer and texting activity. 94 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:51,756 It's fucking exhausting. 95 00:03:51,774 --> 00:03:54,978 I mean, I barely even have time to get loaded anymore. 96 00:03:59,035 --> 00:04:00,602 - Excuse me. 97 00:04:01,989 --> 00:04:04,942 - Was that... - No, you're wrong. 98 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:06,294 - But... - You're wrong. 99 00:04:06,328 --> 00:04:07,780 Move on. 100 00:04:07,797 --> 00:04:12,302 - I thought you were all about keeping yourself pure for mom. 101 00:04:12,337 --> 00:04:15,257 - She's a friend, you know. We were doing friend-Like stuff. 102 00:04:15,291 --> 00:04:17,260 Practically napping. 103 00:04:17,294 --> 00:04:20,298 - Hey...good for you. 104 00:04:20,315 --> 00:04:21,818 I'm not judging. 105 00:04:21,851 --> 00:04:25,773 Mom's certainly not keeping herself pure for you. 106 00:04:25,807 --> 00:04:29,445 - What? - Nothing. Move on. 107 00:04:29,479 --> 00:04:31,865 - What are you guys even doing here anyway? 108 00:04:31,916 --> 00:04:33,334 You're supposed to be at the movies. 109 00:04:33,369 --> 00:04:35,955 - We walked out. - It was so fucking lame, Hank. 110 00:04:35,989 --> 00:04:37,824 - Hank? 111 00:04:37,842 --> 00:04:41,295 Really? Uh-Uh, it's mr. Moody to you, little missy. 112 00:04:41,329 --> 00:04:43,833 - Mr. Moody. 113 00:04:51,278 --> 00:04:55,366 - Wait a second. You guys are stoned! 114 00:04:55,401 --> 00:04:56,367 - Dad...please. 115 00:04:56,403 --> 00:04:57,987 - Tell me where you got the weed. 116 00:04:58,021 --> 00:05:00,357 I will kill the motherfucker. Tell me. 117 00:05:00,375 --> 00:05:04,246 - In your typewriter. - I knew it! 118 00:05:04,298 --> 00:05:05,531 Damn it. 119 00:05:05,549 --> 00:05:07,083 - All right. 120 00:05:07,134 --> 00:05:09,037 Shit. Gimme what you got. 121 00:05:09,054 --> 00:05:10,873 Fork it over. Everything. 122 00:05:10,890 --> 00:05:13,210 I'm gonna weigh that. 123 00:05:17,516 --> 00:05:18,901 - No, no. H-Hold on, ladies. 124 00:05:18,936 --> 00:05:20,270 I'm not done with you. 125 00:05:20,321 --> 00:05:22,890 Now, look, hey, I am very well aware 126 00:05:22,908 --> 00:05:24,392 That I don't always set the best example, 127 00:05:24,410 --> 00:05:26,162 But you guys are entirely too young 128 00:05:26,197 --> 00:05:27,530 To be messing around with this stuff. 129 00:05:27,565 --> 00:05:29,450 You know, it's true what they say about pot. 130 00:05:29,501 --> 00:05:32,571 It's very much a gateway drug. 131 00:05:32,589 --> 00:05:34,406 And it can be a gateway to some pretty cool things. 132 00:05:34,425 --> 00:05:36,210 But it can also lead to poverty, despair, 133 00:05:36,244 --> 00:05:37,762 Stunted adolescence, man-breasts. 134 00:05:39,933 --> 00:05:41,968 You think that's funny? 135 00:05:45,258 --> 00:05:47,811 - Oh, go on, get outta here. Both of you. 136 00:05:47,862 --> 00:05:49,729 To be continued, young lady. 137 00:05:53,203 --> 00:05:54,320 Oh... 138 00:07:16,826 --> 00:07:19,028 What up, chocolate sweetness? 139 00:07:19,062 --> 00:07:20,530 - Who are you here to see? 140 00:07:20,564 --> 00:07:22,749 - Runkle. - Whose uncle? 141 00:07:22,785 --> 00:07:25,454 - Runkle. Charlie runkle. 142 00:07:25,505 --> 00:07:27,540 - Oh, the cute little bald guy. 143 00:07:27,574 --> 00:07:29,293 - Just so's you know, 144 00:07:29,344 --> 00:07:30,912 Not a pose that inspires confidence 145 00:07:30,929 --> 00:07:32,465 In your one and only client. 146 00:07:32,516 --> 00:07:35,419 - It's this goddamn economy, Hank. 147 00:07:35,437 --> 00:07:37,806 - You can't blame everything on the economy, douche bag. 148 00:07:37,857 --> 00:07:39,274 - No? Can I blame it for the fact 149 00:07:39,308 --> 00:07:41,760 That no one wants to publish your book? 150 00:07:41,779 --> 00:07:43,781 - Nonsense. People love me. 151 00:07:43,816 --> 00:07:45,933 - No one, Hank. Not a soul. 152 00:07:45,952 --> 00:07:48,571 - What the fuck, runkle? - I don't know. 153 00:07:48,605 --> 00:07:50,157 I been collecting passes all morning. 154 00:07:50,208 --> 00:07:52,661 It's too long. It's too self-Indulgent. 155 00:07:52,712 --> 00:07:54,882 It's too hateful, too misogynistic. 156 00:07:54,915 --> 00:07:57,134 It's too soft. It's too mean-Spirited. 157 00:07:57,168 --> 00:07:58,753 - Like those are bad things? 158 00:07:58,787 --> 00:08:00,255 I-I can't believe I'm gonna say this out loud, 159 00:08:00,289 --> 00:08:01,507 But what about the studios? 160 00:08:01,558 --> 00:08:03,176 - Nope. They're not biting either. 161 00:08:03,227 --> 00:08:04,562 - You're telling me that hollywood doesn't want 162 00:08:04,596 --> 00:08:06,347 Something else from the unrepentant asshole, 163 00:08:06,399 --> 00:08:08,768 That brought you crazy little thing called love one... 164 00:08:08,802 --> 00:08:09,986 - Hank. - And dos? 165 00:08:10,021 --> 00:08:12,491 - Hank, I told you to play nice, didn't I? 166 00:08:12,524 --> 00:08:14,609 I told you not to fuck the director's wife. 167 00:08:14,643 --> 00:08:17,497 I told you not to leave a burning bag of your own feces 168 00:08:17,532 --> 00:08:18,982 on the producer's doorstep. 169 00:08:19,001 --> 00:08:20,618 - That still cracks me up. 170 00:08:20,652 --> 00:08:23,006 That's a big fucking bummer, charlie. 171 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:25,543 I could really use an influx of "cashish" right about now. 172 00:08:25,593 --> 00:08:27,795 The money for the ashby book only went so far. 173 00:08:27,830 --> 00:08:29,848 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get in line, asshole. 174 00:08:29,884 --> 00:08:31,719 I was kinda looking forward to the new Hank Moody book too, 175 00:08:31,769 --> 00:08:32,887 You know? 176 00:08:32,938 --> 00:08:34,890 - What do you mean, he wants to reschedule? 177 00:08:34,941 --> 00:08:36,341 Tell him I'll gnaw off his thimble dick 178 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:38,529 And feed it to my cats! 179 00:08:38,562 --> 00:08:41,534 Ah, runkle, quit beating your meat. 180 00:08:41,567 --> 00:08:43,652 - Never gets old, Sue. 181 00:08:43,686 --> 00:08:46,074 Hank Moody, my boss, Sue Collini. 182 00:08:46,124 --> 00:08:48,025 - Oh. Pleasure to have you 183 00:08:48,043 --> 00:08:49,712 At the harry greenberg agency, Hank. 184 00:08:49,746 --> 00:08:52,549 - The pleasure is all mine. Obviously. 185 00:08:52,583 --> 00:08:54,718 - Ah, your man runkle... 186 00:08:54,753 --> 00:08:57,340 Now when you talk about a cock of the walk, huh... 187 00:08:57,373 --> 00:08:59,041 - Really? 188 00:08:59,059 --> 00:09:01,646 I mean, this guy's a stud. And his head--Oh, uhh! 189 00:09:01,680 --> 00:09:03,682 It just makes you wanna give it a big lick 190 00:09:03,716 --> 00:09:05,569 And see what comes out of it. 191 00:09:05,603 --> 00:09:07,220 - Please don't. - Oh, well, of course not. 192 00:09:07,238 --> 00:09:11,276 It would be inappropriate. 193 00:09:11,327 --> 00:09:12,912 Meet me for a drink later. 194 00:09:12,947 --> 00:09:17,369 - Uh, actually, I'm supposed to do something with Hank here. 195 00:09:17,403 --> 00:09:20,124 - No. I don't think we have any plans. 196 00:09:20,175 --> 00:09:21,708 - Yeah, I think we do. 197 00:09:21,742 --> 00:09:25,914 - No, I'm... pretty sure we don't. 198 00:09:25,932 --> 00:09:28,418 - Excellent. I'm all yours, Sue. 199 00:09:28,436 --> 00:09:32,090 - Right. Better lay down those carbs, runkle. 200 00:09:32,108 --> 00:09:34,394 We're goin' deep. 201 00:09:34,428 --> 00:09:37,616 Collini...out. 202 00:09:37,650 --> 00:09:40,102 - What fresh hell is this? 203 00:09:43,876 --> 00:09:47,163 - Hey. It's rip van winkle. - Oh, hey! 204 00:09:47,214 --> 00:09:49,115 You know, I think we should give it another shot. 205 00:09:49,133 --> 00:09:52,337 You know, I took a nap. I'm fresh as a fucking daisy. 206 00:09:52,388 --> 00:09:54,557 - Becca's dad, right? - Yikes. 207 00:09:54,592 --> 00:09:56,960 It depends on what she's done to raise your ire. 208 00:09:56,977 --> 00:09:59,180 - Becca? Oh, no, Becca's adorable. 209 00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:00,966 It's her father I have an issue with. 210 00:10:00,983 --> 00:10:03,136 - Oh, well, take a number and get in line. 211 00:10:03,153 --> 00:10:05,773 I'll tell him you're waiting. If I see him, of course. 212 00:10:05,807 --> 00:10:08,327 - Felicia koons. Chelsea's mom? 213 00:10:08,361 --> 00:10:10,447 - Oh, boy. 214 00:10:10,481 --> 00:10:12,116 Howdy. Hank Moody. 215 00:10:12,150 --> 00:10:14,119 - Yeah. So I guess I was wondering 216 00:10:14,153 --> 00:10:16,289 Why my daughter came home stoned last night. 217 00:10:16,323 --> 00:10:17,823 - Are you sure she was stoned? 218 00:10:17,842 --> 00:10:20,045 - I know a stoned teenager when I see one. 219 00:10:20,096 --> 00:10:21,497 I'm a college professor. 220 00:10:21,514 --> 00:10:24,301 - Shit. I guess the jig is up. 221 00:10:24,334 --> 00:10:26,721 - You know, far be it for me to pass judgment 222 00:10:26,772 --> 00:10:29,141 On your...recreational activities, 223 00:10:29,175 --> 00:10:30,610 But maybe you should make your dope 224 00:10:30,645 --> 00:10:32,680 A little less accessible? 225 00:10:32,698 --> 00:10:34,849 I mean, what else do I have to worry about? 226 00:10:34,867 --> 00:10:36,653 Do you have guns in the house too? 227 00:10:36,686 --> 00:10:38,688 - Yes, I do, but I keep 'em in the freezer. 228 00:10:38,707 --> 00:10:41,693 Right next to the heroin. 229 00:10:41,711 --> 00:10:43,162 You know, you're absolutely right. 230 00:10:43,196 --> 00:10:44,715 I fucked up. I-I won't do it again. 231 00:10:44,748 --> 00:10:45,966 I get it. 232 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,253 That's just for my glaucoma anyway, you know? 233 00:10:48,304 --> 00:10:49,255 - Father. 234 00:10:49,306 --> 00:10:50,974 - Hey, speak of the she-Devils. 235 00:10:51,007 --> 00:10:53,544 Can I go over to chelsea's? - Well... 236 00:10:53,562 --> 00:10:55,514 That would depend on chelsea 237 00:10:55,548 --> 00:10:58,016 And her lovely, far-too-young to be a mother here. 238 00:10:58,051 --> 00:10:59,185 - Mom? - Hmm? 239 00:10:59,219 --> 00:11:01,188 - Sure. Why not? 240 00:11:01,222 --> 00:11:03,358 Pick her up later. Actually, stay for dinner. 241 00:11:03,392 --> 00:11:05,027 We're having some people over. 242 00:11:05,061 --> 00:11:06,896 - No. No, no, no. I don't play well with others. 243 00:11:06,914 --> 00:11:08,198 It wouldn't turn out well for anybody. 244 00:11:08,233 --> 00:11:09,752 - It's true, he doesn't. - I don't. 245 00:11:09,786 --> 00:11:13,039 - Look, if we're going to be bailing these two out of jail 246 00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:14,408 Every now and again, 247 00:11:14,425 --> 00:11:16,962 We may as well get to know each other a little better. 248 00:11:17,013 --> 00:11:19,382 So be there. Keep the weed at home. 249 00:11:19,416 --> 00:11:22,269 - Sure thing, teach. 250 00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:29,564 - And that brings us to the issue of the house. 251 00:11:29,598 --> 00:11:32,735 - I just want my fair share. - Mm-Hmm. 252 00:11:32,770 --> 00:11:35,238 - It's been sitting on the market for months now, charlie. 253 00:11:35,272 --> 00:11:37,124 It's not selling. 254 00:11:37,159 --> 00:11:38,610 - Well, maybe if you weren't too busy 255 00:11:38,628 --> 00:11:40,046 Bringing every unemployed actor in l.A. 256 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:41,965 With a cougar fetish back to my house, 257 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,802 You could focus on getting it sold. 258 00:11:43,835 --> 00:11:47,122 - First...it's our house. 259 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,559 And second, if you weren't too busy 260 00:11:49,594 --> 00:11:52,064 Trying to shove your angry inch into every damage case 261 00:11:52,097 --> 00:11:53,682 That crosses your path, 262 00:11:53,733 --> 00:11:56,019 We wouldn't even be in this mess to begin with. 263 00:11:56,070 --> 00:11:57,988 Can I get a fucking amen? 264 00:11:58,023 --> 00:11:59,941 Unce, unce! 265 00:11:59,975 --> 00:12:02,995 - Look, all I'm saying is I can't afford 266 00:12:03,030 --> 00:12:05,149 To keep paying rent and mortgage at the same time. 267 00:12:05,166 --> 00:12:07,168 - He's hiding money somewhere. I know it! 268 00:12:07,203 --> 00:12:11,325 - There's nothing to hide! She snorted it all. 269 00:12:11,342 --> 00:12:12,844 - You're working as an agent again! 270 00:12:12,879 --> 00:12:15,048 - I'm working on commission! 271 00:12:15,098 --> 00:12:18,102 - Really? That's pathetic, charlie. 272 00:12:18,136 --> 00:12:19,837 - Agreed. It's the only way 273 00:12:19,855 --> 00:12:21,673 I could get back in the business, okay? 274 00:12:21,691 --> 00:12:23,142 It's not like the top five 275 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:25,178 Are rolling out the red carpet for me. 276 00:12:25,196 --> 00:12:28,149 - Hmm. I wonder why. Oh, that's right. 277 00:12:28,183 --> 00:12:30,704 They're probably afraid you'd jerk off all over it. 278 00:12:33,525 --> 00:12:35,744 You know what? Have it your way, okay? 279 00:12:35,795 --> 00:12:37,697 I'll just--I'll move back in. 280 00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:39,800 - Hells no! - What, you said so yourself. 281 00:12:39,835 --> 00:12:42,421 It's our house. My name's on the mortgage too. 282 00:12:42,472 --> 00:12:43,706 You know? 283 00:12:43,724 --> 00:12:46,041 - That can't be right. Tell him, marv! 284 00:12:46,060 --> 00:12:48,313 - What can I say? 285 00:12:48,347 --> 00:12:51,016 It's perfectly within his rights. 286 00:12:51,050 --> 00:12:53,387 - Oh! Yes! Finally! 287 00:12:53,404 --> 00:12:54,722 I win! Ehh! 288 00:13:19,276 --> 00:13:21,529 - Asshole. - Hey. 289 00:13:21,563 --> 00:13:22,897 I know you're saving the planet and all, 290 00:13:22,931 --> 00:13:24,433 But it doesn't give you the right to be an asshole. 291 00:13:24,450 --> 00:13:26,118 - Fuck you! - Fuck me? 292 00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:28,071 - Yeah, that's right. Fuck you! 293 00:13:28,105 --> 00:13:30,240 - Live strong, asshole. - Aah! 294 00:13:50,189 --> 00:13:51,773 - Helloo. 295 00:13:51,807 --> 00:13:53,275 - Oh! Hank Moody. 296 00:13:53,308 --> 00:13:54,444 - Hello. 297 00:13:56,113 --> 00:13:58,534 I'd like to introduce you to Richard bates, the writer. 298 00:13:58,584 --> 00:13:59,952 - Richard bates. Wow. 299 00:13:59,986 --> 00:14:01,921 - He's going to be teaching here this year. 300 00:14:01,956 --> 00:14:03,991 It's a huge coup for us. - Big fan. 301 00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:06,327 I just feel a slight man crush coming on. 302 00:14:06,344 --> 00:14:08,163 - Well, thank you, aren't you kind? 303 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,267 This is my T.A. - Jill Robinson. 304 00:14:10,301 --> 00:14:11,351 Nice to meet ya. 305 00:14:11,386 --> 00:14:12,519 - Jill, the pleasure is all yours. 306 00:14:12,555 --> 00:14:14,172 Or mine. 307 00:14:14,190 --> 00:14:15,775 Okay, ours. 308 00:14:15,809 --> 00:14:18,679 - Hank is quite the accomplished novelist 309 00:14:18,696 --> 00:14:20,399 In his own right. 310 00:14:20,450 --> 00:14:22,402 That's right. I googled you. 311 00:14:22,453 --> 00:14:23,903 - Mm. I feel pleasantly violated. 312 00:14:23,954 --> 00:14:26,240 - So you were just gonna... 313 00:14:26,292 --> 00:14:27,959 Show me to the little girl's room. 314 00:14:27,994 --> 00:14:29,912 - Oh, sure thing. Follow me. 315 00:14:29,963 --> 00:14:31,882 - Tinkle, tinkle. - Right this way. 316 00:14:31,916 --> 00:14:34,670 - Drink with me. I insist. 317 00:14:34,703 --> 00:14:36,538 - Oh, no, thank you. - No, no, please. 318 00:14:36,557 --> 00:14:38,892 - No, I'm fine. - Oh... 319 00:14:38,927 --> 00:14:40,428 Crack the sky was a big deal for me. 320 00:14:40,479 --> 00:14:43,182 I felt like I was climbing kilimanjaro with you. 321 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,851 Gave me a huge writing boner. Come on. 322 00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:46,887 Please? 323 00:14:46,906 --> 00:14:48,273 Pretty please? 324 00:14:53,498 --> 00:14:55,617 To the blank page. 325 00:14:58,237 --> 00:15:00,573 - Mm. 326 00:15:09,437 --> 00:15:11,107 Oh! 327 00:15:11,141 --> 00:15:13,560 - Wow. That was something. 328 00:15:13,594 --> 00:15:15,445 - It sure was. 329 00:15:15,481 --> 00:15:16,781 Haven't touched the stuff 330 00:15:16,815 --> 00:15:19,152 Since slick willy was in the white house. 331 00:15:19,203 --> 00:15:20,987 - Fuck me. - Yes. 332 00:15:21,039 --> 00:15:22,540 Now pour me another. - Oh, no, no. 333 00:15:22,574 --> 00:15:23,742 The bar just closed. 334 00:15:23,776 --> 00:15:25,611 One was an honor, but I'm cutting you off. 335 00:15:25,628 --> 00:15:27,130 - Give me the fucking bottle, bush league, 336 00:15:27,164 --> 00:15:28,499 Before they come back. 337 00:15:28,550 --> 00:15:29,784 - Mm-Mm. - Give-- 338 00:15:29,801 --> 00:15:31,503 - No. No. - Give me the bottle. 339 00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:33,255 - Mm-Mm. No. Uh-Uh. - Come here! 340 00:15:33,289 --> 00:15:36,176 - My balls. Oh, shit. 341 00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:39,131 - Thank you. - Don't say anything. 342 00:15:39,149 --> 00:15:43,303 - Oh! Oh, my goodness. 343 00:15:43,321 --> 00:15:45,323 - Whose piece of shit porsche is that? 344 00:15:45,358 --> 00:15:47,694 - Stacy, what happened? - Oh, you wouldn't believe it. 345 00:15:47,745 --> 00:15:50,814 Some fucking asshole-- - Well, you know... 346 00:15:50,832 --> 00:15:52,167 It's actually kind of a classic. 347 00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:54,653 I just kind of-- - Stacy, this is Becca's father. 348 00:15:54,671 --> 00:15:57,007 Hank Moody, the writer. 349 00:15:57,041 --> 00:15:59,878 - Stacy, I do believe I can see the outline of your cock. 350 00:15:59,929 --> 00:16:01,296 It looks like you've got yourself 351 00:16:01,330 --> 00:16:03,666 A nice, big fire helmet down there. 352 00:16:03,685 --> 00:16:05,854 I'm more of an anteater myself. 353 00:16:05,888 --> 00:16:08,174 Enhances sensitivity. 354 00:16:08,191 --> 00:16:10,443 Shall we dine? 355 00:16:17,121 --> 00:16:19,189 - Times are tough, runkle. 356 00:16:19,208 --> 00:16:23,580 I need you to sign motherfuckers and put them to work. 357 00:16:23,631 --> 00:16:26,200 That's what I want. That's what you promised me. 358 00:16:26,218 --> 00:16:28,220 - Absolutely. You're right, Sue. 359 00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:29,555 You can count on me. 360 00:16:29,590 --> 00:16:31,391 I stepped away from the game for a little while, 361 00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:33,010 But I am back now. 362 00:16:33,045 --> 00:16:35,146 I'm just a little rusty. - Rusty. 363 00:16:35,181 --> 00:16:36,381 You mean like a trombone? 364 00:16:36,399 --> 00:16:38,101 Hey, anybody ever give you one of those? 365 00:16:38,152 --> 00:16:41,405 - I...don't believe so. - Trust me. 366 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:46,062 You'd remember. Analingus...with a tug job. 367 00:16:46,081 --> 00:16:48,416 Ought to try it. 368 00:16:48,451 --> 00:16:50,002 What's your favorite position? 369 00:16:50,036 --> 00:16:53,040 - Sssexually? - Yeah. 370 00:16:53,074 --> 00:16:55,076 - I don't see how that's at all relevant-- 371 00:16:55,093 --> 00:16:57,763 - Yeah. I like a... stand up 69. 372 00:16:57,798 --> 00:16:59,098 You ever try it? 373 00:16:59,133 --> 00:17:01,435 - That sounds...challenging. 374 00:17:01,469 --> 00:17:02,721 - Exactly! 375 00:17:02,754 --> 00:17:05,307 Which is why you end up coming like a baby gorilla. 376 00:17:06,862 --> 00:17:10,265 So what's your take on interoffice romance, huh? 377 00:17:10,283 --> 00:17:13,237 - I appreciate the interest, Sue. 378 00:17:13,271 --> 00:17:14,604 Really, I do. 379 00:17:14,622 --> 00:17:17,326 But I am right in the middle of a nasty divorce. 380 00:17:17,376 --> 00:17:20,914 I'm what they call emotionally unavailable. 381 00:17:20,948 --> 00:17:22,583 - Emotions? 382 00:17:22,617 --> 00:17:24,303 Who needs emotions? 383 00:17:24,336 --> 00:17:26,121 I'm thinking about your tube steak. 384 00:17:26,139 --> 00:17:28,124 Is that unavailable too? 385 00:17:28,142 --> 00:17:29,343 - Ah! 386 00:17:29,394 --> 00:17:30,679 - Oh ho ho! 387 00:17:30,730 --> 00:17:32,765 Oh, you can play hard to get all you like, runkle. 388 00:17:32,798 --> 00:17:34,968 Whatever makes you wet. 389 00:17:34,986 --> 00:17:38,140 But Sue Collini always gets the wienie. 390 00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:41,328 Always. 391 00:17:41,362 --> 00:17:43,080 Bottoms up, cowboy. 392 00:17:43,115 --> 00:17:44,582 - Right of way or not, 393 00:17:44,616 --> 00:17:46,501 You were definitely hogging the road. 394 00:17:46,536 --> 00:17:47,987 - You flicked your cigarette at me. 395 00:17:48,005 --> 00:17:49,322 - Well sure. But you gave me the finger. 396 00:17:49,341 --> 00:17:50,541 That got my irish up. 397 00:17:50,592 --> 00:17:52,327 That was downright antisocial of you. 398 00:17:52,345 --> 00:17:54,597 - Yes. But you were honking your horn repeatedly. 399 00:17:54,631 --> 00:17:56,098 - Which brings us back full circle 400 00:17:56,133 --> 00:17:57,500 To the fact that you were hogging the road. 401 00:17:57,519 --> 00:17:59,670 I'm just sayin'... - I had the right of way. 402 00:17:59,689 --> 00:18:01,307 - Who says? - State of california. 403 00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:02,976 - I don't agree. - He doesn't agree. 404 00:18:03,010 --> 00:18:04,145 - I don't agree. 405 00:18:04,179 --> 00:18:05,396 - Can we just change the subject, please? 406 00:18:05,447 --> 00:18:07,366 - I-I'm fine with that. 407 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:08,850 I mean, I've already moved on. 408 00:18:08,869 --> 00:18:10,853 And I won't hold any grudges. I'm cool. 409 00:18:10,872 --> 00:18:14,376 Hate the game...not the playah. - I'll drink to that. 410 00:18:14,410 --> 00:18:16,412 - Unbelievable. 411 00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:19,550 - Uh...can we be excused? 412 00:18:19,585 --> 00:18:21,220 - Please. I insist. 413 00:18:21,253 --> 00:18:23,757 - Hey, ladies, no mary jane. 414 00:18:23,808 --> 00:18:25,225 I'm serious. Try me. 415 00:18:25,259 --> 00:18:28,512 I'm like a drug-Sniffing dog with a hard-On for justice. 416 00:18:28,547 --> 00:18:30,232 Yeah. Hey... - Father. 417 00:18:30,267 --> 00:18:33,939 - Now get outta here. - Jesus. 418 00:18:33,990 --> 00:18:35,942 - Okay, I'm just gonna throw this out to the table. 419 00:18:35,993 --> 00:18:38,278 What are you guys thinking, gay, bi-Curious, huh? 420 00:18:38,328 --> 00:18:40,948 What? 421 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,700 - What is wrong with you? 422 00:18:42,735 --> 00:18:44,537 - What? I'm the asshole 423 00:18:44,571 --> 00:18:46,374 Just because I say what's on everybody's mind? 424 00:18:46,408 --> 00:18:49,261 - It never occurred to me. - Actually, me neither. 425 00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,597 - I can't really say I see it myself. 426 00:18:51,632 --> 00:18:52,849 - Oh. 427 00:18:52,884 --> 00:18:53,884 - Little girls... 428 00:18:53,918 --> 00:18:56,521 In pretty boxes. 429 00:18:58,091 --> 00:19:00,812 - Well, I'm not afraid to put it out there, you know? 430 00:19:00,862 --> 00:19:03,114 And if my daughter decides she's a gay, 431 00:19:03,148 --> 00:19:05,401 I cannot think of a nicer gal 432 00:19:05,436 --> 00:19:08,105 That she can, you know, indulge her sapphic tendencies with. 433 00:19:08,123 --> 00:19:10,125 - That's vaguely sweet, I think. 434 00:19:10,159 --> 00:19:12,245 - Yes. Vaguely nauseating. 435 00:19:12,279 --> 00:19:14,415 - Where is the boom-boom room? 436 00:19:14,449 --> 00:19:17,969 - It's just down the hall, Richard, to your left. 437 00:19:20,057 --> 00:19:21,458 - Good squash. 438 00:19:21,476 --> 00:19:23,394 - Ten years sobriety, down the drain. 439 00:19:23,428 --> 00:19:25,130 Nice job. 440 00:19:25,147 --> 00:19:27,567 How is he gonna get up in front of a class? 441 00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:30,104 - Well, you know what they say. - No, what do they say, Hank? 442 00:19:30,138 --> 00:19:32,742 - You really have to want to quit. 443 00:19:32,776 --> 00:19:34,193 You gotta... - Oh... 444 00:19:34,244 --> 00:19:35,479 - Hit rock bottom. 445 00:19:35,496 --> 00:19:38,649 - Can I have a word with you, dear? 446 00:19:38,667 --> 00:19:40,921 - Sure, darling. 447 00:19:44,426 --> 00:19:47,180 - So what's your story, morning glory? 448 00:19:50,769 --> 00:19:52,670 I'm...33. 449 00:19:52,688 --> 00:19:54,022 - Perfect. 450 00:19:54,057 --> 00:19:56,009 - I'm getting my phd on... 451 00:19:56,026 --> 00:19:58,145 - Perfect. - English lit. 452 00:19:58,180 --> 00:19:59,481 I love to read. - Oh! 453 00:19:59,515 --> 00:20:02,318 - That's my drug of choice, the written word. 454 00:20:02,352 --> 00:20:05,790 And, uh...I just ended a five-Year relationship 455 00:20:05,824 --> 00:20:07,709 That yielded me a big, fat nothing-- 456 00:20:07,744 --> 00:20:09,162 Not to make it sound like 457 00:20:09,196 --> 00:20:12,333 A cold, hard business deal, but... 458 00:20:12,368 --> 00:20:13,919 Whatever. [Clears throat] 459 00:20:13,970 --> 00:20:16,205 And my 20s went by like a warm summer day, 460 00:20:16,223 --> 00:20:19,726 And now my uterus is deteriorating with every breath. 461 00:20:19,762 --> 00:20:21,045 So, yeah, I-I see it all. 462 00:20:21,063 --> 00:20:24,884 You're handsome and you're funny and...really, 463 00:20:24,902 --> 00:20:26,854 Unless you're a serious prospect, 464 00:20:26,888 --> 00:20:29,057 Do not so much as smile at me. 465 00:20:29,075 --> 00:20:31,277 Really, truly. Don't try to charm me. 466 00:20:31,328 --> 00:20:33,531 It would just be a heinous crime 467 00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:36,068 Against the other sex, given this full disclosure. 468 00:20:37,955 --> 00:20:41,092 - And...I'm hard. 469 00:20:41,127 --> 00:20:44,246 No, please, seriously. You're really dangerous. 470 00:20:44,264 --> 00:20:46,049 Please stay away. 471 00:20:46,083 --> 00:20:48,753 - Uh... 472 00:20:48,770 --> 00:20:51,808 Let's try again, shall we? 473 00:20:51,859 --> 00:20:53,727 - That's mighty white of you, stace. 474 00:20:53,761 --> 00:20:55,814 - Stacy. - Stacy. 475 00:20:55,865 --> 00:20:57,765 Koons, right? 476 00:20:57,784 --> 00:20:59,620 - Uh, that's right. 477 00:20:59,653 --> 00:21:02,574 - Mm. You're the dean 478 00:21:02,608 --> 00:21:04,742 Of this fine institute of fancy book learning? 479 00:21:04,777 --> 00:21:06,779 - Correct. 480 00:21:06,797 --> 00:21:08,915 - Which would make you... dean koons? 481 00:21:08,950 --> 00:21:10,785 - I've heard that one before. 482 00:21:10,802 --> 00:21:13,923 - Who wants to see me tuck and do the pee-Pee dance? 483 00:21:13,957 --> 00:21:15,476 - Oh! - Oh, my god. 484 00:21:15,510 --> 00:21:17,178 Richard! 485 00:21:17,230 --> 00:21:19,181 - Come on. I can't be the only one. 486 00:21:19,233 --> 00:21:20,601 - And then... - Where are the girls? 487 00:21:20,635 --> 00:21:22,770 - Just like that... 488 00:21:22,804 --> 00:21:27,310 He unveiled his beautiful man-Pussy. 489 00:21:27,327 --> 00:21:31,033 His glorious...mangina. 490 00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:33,753 Mm...mm... 491 00:21:33,786 --> 00:21:36,840 Meet my peach, baby. 492 00:21:36,875 --> 00:21:38,593 Blow on my dice. 493 00:21:38,628 --> 00:21:41,631 I wanna swing that swing. 494 00:21:41,666 --> 00:21:43,833 Don't you treat me nice. 495 00:21:43,851 --> 00:21:46,772 - Richard, let me-- - I'm wild for you. 496 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:48,340 - Let me call you a cab. Richard, let me-- 497 00:21:48,359 --> 00:21:51,896 - Sweet baby, I'm a child for you. 498 00:21:51,947 --> 00:21:53,065 - Richard, you know what, 499 00:21:53,115 --> 00:21:54,316 Why don't you stay in the guest room? 500 00:21:54,350 --> 00:21:55,735 - Stacy. - Yeah. 501 00:21:55,786 --> 00:21:58,823 - Have you ever spent time with an 11-Year-Old boy 502 00:21:58,856 --> 00:22:01,911 And wanted more from him than he was willing to give? 503 00:22:01,962 --> 00:22:04,214 Have you ever breathed in the scent 504 00:22:04,249 --> 00:22:06,701 Of a woman's sweaty, unwashed sex 505 00:22:06,719 --> 00:22:08,837 And just... [inhales] mm... 506 00:22:08,871 --> 00:22:12,876 Wanted to bottle and sell it at market? 507 00:22:12,894 --> 00:22:15,764 Have you ever been so drunk on cock 508 00:22:15,815 --> 00:22:17,934 You howled at the moon 509 00:22:17,985 --> 00:22:20,220 And begged for a few inches more? 510 00:22:20,239 --> 00:22:22,223 - Ladies? 511 00:22:22,241 --> 00:22:23,826 Dean Koons? 512 00:22:23,861 --> 00:22:26,063 - All these questions and more will be answered 513 00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:29,618 In my new novel. 514 00:22:29,669 --> 00:22:31,454 Ha! - Let's get you dressed. 515 00:22:31,505 --> 00:22:34,960 - First... I wanna go for a swim! 516 00:22:35,011 --> 00:22:37,413 Arrgh! - Oh! 517 00:22:37,431 --> 00:22:39,133 - Whoo! 518 00:22:40,268 --> 00:22:42,103 - Love that guy. 519 00:22:42,138 --> 00:22:44,807 - Big fan. 520 00:22:44,858 --> 00:22:47,227 - Big dick. - Wow! 521 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:58,961 - What do you want, charlie? I'm watching my stories. 522 00:22:58,996 --> 00:23:01,916 - Marcy ellen runkle. 523 00:23:01,949 --> 00:23:03,134 I love you. 524 00:23:03,169 --> 00:23:06,089 - Oh. Go home, you miserable sack of shit. 525 00:23:06,122 --> 00:23:07,975 Sleep it off! 526 00:23:08,009 --> 00:23:10,011 - But this is my home! 527 00:23:10,063 --> 00:23:14,300 This! And you know why? 528 00:23:14,318 --> 00:23:16,937 Because Marcy lives here. 529 00:23:16,972 --> 00:23:19,575 She's my home. 530 00:23:19,610 --> 00:23:22,814 - My true west. - North. 531 00:23:22,831 --> 00:23:24,617 - What? - True north. 532 00:23:24,650 --> 00:23:26,787 That's what they say. - Who? 533 00:23:26,820 --> 00:23:28,321 Oh. 534 00:23:28,339 --> 00:23:29,924 What? 535 00:23:29,958 --> 00:23:31,542 Hey... 536 00:23:31,593 --> 00:23:34,130 Marce... 537 00:23:34,164 --> 00:23:36,434 Let's give it another shot, hmm? 538 00:23:36,468 --> 00:23:38,303 What do you say? 539 00:23:38,337 --> 00:23:42,309 - No? - Okay, fair enough. 540 00:23:42,342 --> 00:23:44,396 Can I use the bathroom? 541 00:23:44,447 --> 00:23:47,515 I have to go numero dos, 542 00:23:47,534 --> 00:23:48,819 And I don't know if I'm gonna make it 543 00:23:48,853 --> 00:23:50,988 Back to Westwood in time. 544 00:23:51,022 --> 00:23:54,410 - Make it quick, asshole. 545 00:23:54,462 --> 00:23:56,831 - You sure Becca's okay to spend the night? 546 00:23:56,864 --> 00:23:58,215 - Yeah. Let her sleep. 547 00:23:58,250 --> 00:23:59,835 I'll drop her off in the morning. 548 00:23:59,868 --> 00:24:03,090 - But you'll, uh, you'll keep an eye on them? 549 00:24:03,140 --> 00:24:04,308 - Oh, right. 550 00:24:04,342 --> 00:24:06,177 For signs of lesbianism. Yeah. Will do. 551 00:24:06,211 --> 00:24:08,380 I'll be vigilant. 552 00:24:08,398 --> 00:24:10,183 - Sorry about the drama tonight. 553 00:24:10,216 --> 00:24:12,353 You must think I'm a world-Class a-Hole. 554 00:24:12,386 --> 00:24:15,358 - Hmm...don't know about the world-Class. 555 00:24:15,391 --> 00:24:17,728 - Yeah, well, thank you. What about bates? 556 00:24:17,745 --> 00:24:19,780 Is he gonna be able to do his thing? 557 00:24:19,831 --> 00:24:22,734 - From rehab? I doubt it. 558 00:24:22,753 --> 00:24:26,540 You wouldn't happen to know of any other bad-Boy novelists 559 00:24:26,574 --> 00:24:29,511 Looking for a teaching gig, would you? 560 00:24:29,546 --> 00:24:31,414 - I don't know. 561 00:24:31,431 --> 00:24:33,468 I will, uh, bring it up at the next union meeting. 562 00:24:33,518 --> 00:24:34,752 Good night. 563 00:24:34,770 --> 00:24:36,271 - Night. 564 00:24:39,610 --> 00:24:42,948 - Where ya headed? 565 00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:44,951 - Just home to the cats. 566 00:24:44,985 --> 00:24:47,489 - Sounds hot. 567 00:24:49,325 --> 00:24:50,576 - How 'bout a libation? 568 00:24:50,609 --> 00:24:53,998 - Oh! Like that could possibly end well. 569 00:24:54,048 --> 00:24:56,133 - Oh, look at you with the foresight and all. 570 00:24:56,168 --> 00:24:58,587 Well played, lady. - Thanks. 571 00:24:58,621 --> 00:25:00,473 Good night, mr. Moody. 572 00:25:00,508 --> 00:25:02,142 'Twas a pleasure meeting you. 573 00:25:02,178 --> 00:25:05,848 - Good night, psycho. Take good care of that uterus. 574 00:25:20,487 --> 00:25:22,039 [Loud knocking] - Oh, my god, charlie. 575 00:25:22,089 --> 00:25:25,159 What are you doing in there? - It's my I-B-S! 576 00:25:25,177 --> 00:25:28,966 You know how it kicks in in times of extreme duress. 577 00:25:28,999 --> 00:25:31,971 Well, this is one of those times! 578 00:25:35,393 --> 00:25:36,810 Aah! 579 00:25:42,786 --> 00:25:45,690 - All right. It's all right. 580 00:25:45,708 --> 00:25:49,328 - Miserable slob. 581 00:25:49,362 --> 00:25:53,084 Guest room. Go. 582 00:25:59,061 --> 00:26:00,930 - What up, lady fair? 583 00:26:00,980 --> 00:26:02,849 - Hank, it's late. 584 00:26:02,883 --> 00:26:05,269 - And yet you don't sound even remotely sleepy. 585 00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:08,724 Burning the midnight oil? - Something like that. 586 00:26:08,742 --> 00:26:11,578 - I get it. Big date, huh? 587 00:26:11,613 --> 00:26:13,364 - I'm not sure how big it was. 588 00:26:13,398 --> 00:26:16,503 - Gross. 589 00:26:16,537 --> 00:26:18,873 - Bad breath. H-O-B. 590 00:26:18,907 --> 00:26:22,344 - H-O-B? - Hair on back. 591 00:26:22,378 --> 00:26:25,632 - Oh. Well, now I'm starting to feel better. 592 00:26:25,684 --> 00:26:28,637 - What about you? - What about me? 593 00:26:28,689 --> 00:26:31,024 - Our monkey in the middle said something about 594 00:26:31,059 --> 00:26:33,977 Crossing paths with a friend of yours. 595 00:26:34,029 --> 00:26:36,431 - Oh, she's a little meddler, that one. 596 00:26:36,449 --> 00:26:38,652 - That she is. 597 00:26:38,703 --> 00:26:41,989 - Well, not to worry. Bad breath. 598 00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:44,794 H-O-B. 599 00:26:44,828 --> 00:26:46,880 - Mm. I miss you. 600 00:26:46,915 --> 00:26:49,834 - I miss you too. 601 00:26:49,885 --> 00:26:53,507 - It ain't the same without you, you know. 602 00:26:53,558 --> 00:26:57,146 - That's nice to hear. 603 00:26:57,180 --> 00:26:59,648 I think it's good, though. 604 00:26:59,684 --> 00:27:03,188 - What's good? - We're...living our lives. 605 00:27:03,239 --> 00:27:07,244 We're being all normal and responsible and... 606 00:27:07,278 --> 00:27:09,997 Like real, live grownups. 607 00:27:10,031 --> 00:27:14,371 - Well, yeah, I do feel vaguely functional these days. 608 00:27:14,422 --> 00:27:17,593 You know, I think you might even be proud of me. 609 00:27:17,627 --> 00:27:19,879 - I'm always proud of you. 610 00:27:19,929 --> 00:27:22,717 Even when I'm not. 611 00:27:26,806 --> 00:27:29,727 - That's nice to hear. 612 00:27:29,779 --> 00:27:32,447 But... - But what? 613 00:27:34,484 --> 00:27:36,737 - What if, in the process of being... 614 00:27:36,788 --> 00:27:41,026 Well, responsible and grown-Up like, we... 615 00:27:41,044 --> 00:27:44,031 Just kinda get over each other? 616 00:27:48,221 --> 00:27:50,007 - What if... 617 00:27:50,041 --> 00:27:53,211 You tell me about our daughter. 618 00:27:55,682 --> 00:27:58,352 - Well...things are changing, karen, 619 00:27:58,386 --> 00:28:00,939 Just like you said they would. 620 00:28:00,990 --> 00:28:02,741 I mean, fast, you know, but I'm... 621 00:28:02,777 --> 00:28:04,828 I'm holding on as hard as I can, 622 00:28:04,862 --> 00:28:07,449 And I am not gonna let go. 623 00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:11,037 I mean, I... I won't forget you. 624 00:28:13,000 --> 00:29:00,000 Sync by MAcroS