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- Chinese.
- Chinese?
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Oh, yeah, man.
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That's what
"An evening with Morgan" is all about.
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You didn't forget to
tell her, did you?
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About "An evening with Morgan?
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No.No, no, no, no.
Of course not.No.
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She's been looking forward to it all week.
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- When are we going to hang out
with your funny little friend?
- " yeah?She says that?
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Good, good, good.
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Make sure her head's in the game, okay?
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This is kind of her big shot to prove
to me she has something to bring
to this relationship.
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Feel me?
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Hey, nothing but feeling you.
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Good, good, good.
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"an evening with morgan"
will begin at 7:00 sharp.
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Bring your "a" game.
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Love ya, pal.
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"an evening of morgan"?
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Okay, so here's the thing.
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He's my best friend, and i haven't
really gotten to spend any time with him
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or ellie this week, and so he really wanted
the whole bunch of us to hang out tonight.
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For "an evening of morgan"?
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I thought being stationed in the khyber
pass for six months was brutal.
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If you're so sad about not being included,
Casey, you can just say so.
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Dinner with you and morgan?
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I'd rather afghani warlords
bleed me from my liver.
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He's a happy person.
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I appreciate that about him--
and he works hard, so...
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"an evening with morgan"
will consist of three acts.
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Act one, dinner.
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What are we having?
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A little delicacy called sizzling shrimp.
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That's right.
That's right.
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We're going to pack our bellies so
full of shrimp you're going to
make a seal jealous.
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Wow!
Sounds like quite a night.
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Oh, and that's just the beginning.
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Dinner will be followed by a screening over
at Chuck's of the greatest kung fu film ever made.
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- Enter the dragon.
- Enter the dragon.
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Prepare to die, my bearded friend.
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Bring it.
Bring it on.
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Come on.
Come on.
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What are you doing?
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Okay, and the third act can only
be found here in chinatown.
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There he is.
Be cool.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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I thought you were off this stuff, buddy.
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Yeah?
Well, i'm sorry, chuck.Right?
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Daddy needs his fix, you know?
Dude.
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You know how i feel about fireworks!
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You know what?
To defeat fear,
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one must embrace fear.
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I'd rather embrace my limbs.
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Specifically, all of them.
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No fireworks.
No sale.
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Well, can i say something?
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This evening gets as asterisk, okay?
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We've still got our shrimp on, though.
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No, no, no, no.You got to be kidding me.
They can't be closed.
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"an evening with morgan" has to at
least include sizzling shrimp.
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Morgan, it's okay.
We'll do it another time.
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No, no.I got this.
I got this.
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Lucky for us, i got connections.
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Well, got to give him points for effort.
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My friend juan, he's a dishwasher.
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Leaves his keys for me in
case of emergencies.
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Hey, we got to make this quick.
Ellie's waiting for us.
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You hear that sizzle?
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Like the sound of angels' laughter.
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Wait here.
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That waitress.
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She's mei-ling cho, chinese intelligence.
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Never stepped foot on u.S.
Soil before.
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Sizzling shrimp, anyone?
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My god!
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Well, you can just call me morgan,
babe, but i appreciate the enthusiasm.
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This the woman you saw tonight?
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Yeah.
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Read through these.
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Twice.
Let us know if you flash on anything.
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Call the director.
Tell him we got a priority code orange.
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Guys, is there any way that this
can wait until morning?
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'Cause i kind of have a priority
code ellie and morgan.
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They're waiting for us for dinner.
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China's top spy is in los angeles.
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We don't know why she's here,
what she's planning to do.
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You, my friend, may be the only
one who can figure that out.
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That's your priority.
Copy?
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Copy.
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Chuck.S01E05
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Hey, sis.
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Good morning.
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Or not.
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Could you pass the berry loops?
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Are you sure you don't
want any sizzling shrimp?
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Right.
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You know, 'cause we have a
whole lot of that left over.
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'Cause i got back late last night.
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This is the point i'm trying to make.
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And you're making it very well,
i want you to know that.
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You know, it's one thing to let several
pounds of shrimp go to waste,
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it's another to stand me up, but to
leave me with morgan?
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And i-i-i feel terrible about that, believe me, i do.
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You know how much i adore sizzling shrimp.
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And you.
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More specifically you.
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It's just...
Sarah wasn't feeling well, and...
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Oh, well, what is it?
I'm a doctor.
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I believe, uh, she had a spastic colon.
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Yuck.
I know.
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A girl that beautiful with a colon that spastic...
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Well, you know what tomorrow is.
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Absolutely, yes.
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It's our, our very own october
version of mother's day,
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and i wouldn't miss it for the world, i swear.
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I should hope not.
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But then again, i never figured that
you would pass on sizzling shrimp, either.
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???/
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So i went over the department of
defense files on mei-ling again this morning.
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Sorry, no flashes.
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Well, she's here for a reason.
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Maybe you'll flash on something tonight.
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Tonight?
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Yeah, we're running a
surveillance op on her.
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We're gonna tail her, see if you flash
on anyone she's talking to.
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Might tell us why she's here.
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My first stakeout.
Okay.
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Okay, yeah.What do i need to bring?
Sweater?Light jacket?
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No, you just bring that
computer in your head.
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Okay, you know what?
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I have a lot more to offer this team,
other than the intersect.
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For instance, what are we
doing for tunes tonight?
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I can make a stakeout mix.
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Big mike: john.
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Need all the green shirts in
my office, on the double.
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Have fun.
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That's really not...
Fair.
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Sales are down, people.
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There's too much horsing around.
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And what this team needs is some
good old-fashioned motivation.
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Morgan: i couldn't agree
with you more, big man.
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24 hour sales competition.Starting now.
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First prize-- iphone.
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Second prize-- large pizza, two toppings.
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Third prize...
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Don't even say small pizza, all right?
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'Cause that's not a prize.
That's a punishment.
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I eat a small pizza and not only
am i still hungry, i'm angry,
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and you wouldn't want me
hungry and angry, all right,
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'cause then i get kind of cranky,
then i get a little mean, then i kind of get sleepy.
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Third prize is you get to keep your job.
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Last prize...
You're fired.
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Doesn't sound like much of a
prize either, am i right?
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Let me show you the deluxe model, okay?
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Now, supposedly, this baby
makes delicious milkshakes.
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You probably want to hold off
on the calories some, hoss.
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Let me show you the exercise equipment.
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They're actually right over here, so...
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If it's for the game, buy the big screen, man.
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Game's over, return it.
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Break it, kick a freakin' hole in the thing.
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Money back guarantee, dude.
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We'll even pick it up for you.
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This is crazy.
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I know i'm the salesman, but, uh,
how much you want for your shirt?
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'Cause i've been looking for
something to go with my beard, you know,
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and this thing is just... Actually, you know what?
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Let me see the label.Can i just...
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Grimes!
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You are the worst salesmen i've ever seen.
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Vultures are circling.
Get it in gear!
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We're in trouble, chuck.
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Harry tang's plan to eliminate
us has gone into full effect.
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- The sales competition?
- Yeah, man.-
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You think you can carve out about
an hour after work, help me with
my sales technique?
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- Tonight?
- Yeah.
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I'm sorry, buddy.No can do.
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I already made plans with sarah tonight.
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Okay, all right.
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Tomorrow, me and you, a
little morgan time, huh?
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Tomorrow i've got mother's day with ellie.
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I could only miss that if there was
a major national emergency.
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So to speak.
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Listen to me, chuck.
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Dude, it's me, all right?
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Now, i'm begging you here.
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I'm-i'm on my knees.
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You know, hat in hand, that sort of thing.
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Help me, chuck bartowski, you're my only hope.
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Okay, okay.
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I'm going to go out with sarah tonight,
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i'm going to try and wrap that up
early enough to get back here,
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help you and then i'll hang
out with ellie tomorrow...
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Yeah, yeah, i think i can make that work.
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I knew i could count on you, bro.
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I hope so.
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Hey, we have a bogey at 6:00 here.
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Uh, excuse me.
Someone send in an order for sizzling shrimp?
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A mr.Carmichael?
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Yeah.Yeah, that's me.
That's me.I'll take that.
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Thank you very much.
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You go ahead and keep the change.
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- Thank you..
- Have a good night.
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What?It's for morgan.
I called it in.
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The idea behind a stakeout is to
remain inconspicuous, you moron.
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Uh, hello?
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That's why i used an alias.
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Hey, i think we have some company.
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Chuck: who's that?
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Casey: old ironside is ben lo pan.
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He's the local big shot businessman.
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Owns, like, half of chinatown.
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And there's mei-ling.
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We're on.
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- Chuck: hey, hey, hey, she's
gonna get ahead of us.
- No, we're good.
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Always leave a 30-yard cushion
from your target on the tail.
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She's following ben lo pan's limo.
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Oh, a tail on a tail.
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Does that mean, like,
a 60-yard cushion or
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would you say the regular tail
rules apply in this situa...
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Glocks on a crotch rocket.
My kind of gal.
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Those aren't glocks.
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They're chinese army-issue pistols.
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She's not here on a spy mission.
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She's here to assassinate the
guy in the wheelchair.
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You sure?
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Yeah, i'm pretty sure.
You know, locked away in the brain here.
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I mean, i'm not bragging.
The intersect's doing all the heavy lifting.
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Okay, we can't wait for the cops.
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By the time they get here, mei-ling or
ben lo pan may be dead or both.
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Mei-ling could be a small
part of a larger operati0n.
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We need her alive.
We want to find out what she knows.
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We catch her, the chinese spy
has a lot we'd love to hear.
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All right, chuck, pull the car around front.
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What?Around the front?
Then what do i do?
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Stay in the car.
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My four favorite words.
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Hi-o.
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Chuck's not here, morgan.
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My four favorite words.
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Get out.
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Not favorites, but at least we're dialoguing.
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He's on a date with sarah.
I'll tell him you stopped by.
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I would appreciate that.
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He's supposed to be
helping me right now.
247
00:11:29,020 --> 00:11:32,260
If i don't become a better
salesman by tomorrow night, i could get fired.
248
00:11:33,090 --> 00:11:37,530
Although, i guess i could just crash
here until i land on my feet.
249
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:41,940
As inspired as that makes me to help you,
i would rather just change the locks.
250
00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:44,240
I'll let myself out.
251
00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:46,100
Now my four favorite words.
252
00:11:55,470 --> 00:11:57,140
I'm gonna get ya.I'm gonna get ya.
253
00:11:57,340 --> 00:12:00,700
Oh, don't eat me!
Boy, you're dead.
254
00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:02,580
Come on.
255
00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:07,480
* private eyes, they're watching you, they see...
256
00:12:07,930 --> 00:12:09,530
stakeouts are kinda fun.
257
00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:16,060
The bar's crowded.
Is he here?
258
00:12:16,530 --> 00:12:17,450
No.
259
00:12:18,550 --> 00:12:20,140
Hey, you on the list?
260
00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:23,660
- Hands in the air now!
- Easy.Federal agents.
261
00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:26,740
Against the wall.
262
00:12:27,190 --> 00:12:29,310
Come on.
You're making a big mistake.
263
00:12:29,310 --> 00:12:31,050
Your boss is in danger.
264
00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:08,580
They think we're with her.
265
00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:09,290
What?
266
00:13:09,290 --> 00:13:10,820
They think we're with her.
267
00:13:10,820 --> 00:13:12,220
No kill shot.
268
00:13:12,980 --> 00:13:14,690
I hate playing nice.
269
00:13:18,190 --> 00:13:20,040
Gunshots.Gunshots.
270
00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:22,100
Listen to sarah and casey; stay in the car.
271
00:13:33,420 --> 00:13:35,230
Hey, the wheelchair guy.
272
00:13:37,810 --> 00:13:39,000
Hey, let me help you get out of here.
273
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,190
Yeah, help me!
Help me!
274
00:13:40,190 --> 00:13:41,680
A lady's trying to kill me.
275
00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:43,150
My car, this way.
276
00:14:00,290 --> 00:14:01,700
I think i'm fine now.
277
00:14:02,270 --> 00:14:03,770
Here, here you go.
278
00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:08,960
Chuck: why is he tied up?
Throw him in the trunk!
279
00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:11,040
Chuck: what?
The trunk?
280
00:14:11,940 --> 00:14:14,540
That's not very...
Nice.
281
00:14:15,420 --> 00:14:16,590
Why would you...
282
00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:25,880
Where are they taking him?
283
00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:26,690
I don't know!
I don't know!
284
00:14:26,690 --> 00:14:27,560
You work for him?
285
00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:29,310
What?No, no, no, wait--
hold on a second.
286
00:14:29,310 --> 00:14:35,530
I was just trying to help an old guy in a wheelchair, who puts people in trunks.
287
00:14:37,470 --> 00:14:38,750
You idiot.
288
00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:40,860
That old man is triad.
289
00:14:40,860 --> 00:14:42,440
Chinese mafia.
290
00:14:42,850 --> 00:14:45,060
That was my brother he threw in the trunk!
291
00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:46,510
Your brother?
292
00:14:46,940 --> 00:14:49,050
- You were trying to...
- Rescue him.
293
00:14:49,510 --> 00:14:51,180
Until you got in the way.
294
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:52,910
Sarah: federal agent!
Drop your gun!
295
00:14:52,910 --> 00:14:54,700
No, no, no!
No, no, no, s-sar-sarah...
296
00:14:55,460 --> 00:14:56,730
- Chuck, are you okay?
- Yeah.
297
00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:58,000
- Are you hurt?
- No.
298
00:14:58,330 --> 00:14:59,870
What the hell just happened?
299
00:14:59,870 --> 00:15:02,210
She was just trying to rescue her brother.
300
00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:04,090
I guess i was wrong.
????
301
00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:14,140
What, are we carpooling now?
302
00:15:14,270 --> 00:15:15,650
Just heard back from washington.
303
00:15:15,650 --> 00:15:17,230
They confirmed mei-ling's story.
304
00:15:17,590 --> 00:15:20,530
Her brother lee cho's a low-level bureaucrat from beijing.
305
00:15:20,530 --> 00:15:22,260
He was kidnapped on a business trip to l.a.
306
00:15:22,260 --> 00:15:23,220
By local triads.
307
00:15:23,220 --> 00:15:28,130
The chinese received a ransom call asking for the release of a triad captain in beijing.
308
00:15:28,130 --> 00:15:29,160
They refused.
309
00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:30,930
Sarah: mei-ling was here on her own.
310
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,200
Her government never
signed off on a rescue op.
311
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,960
Chuck: what's the connection
to the guy in the wheelchair?
312
00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:37,260
Sarah: well, the feds have always
suspected that he had triad roots,
313
00:15:37,260 --> 00:15:38,510
but they could never prove it.
314
00:15:38,510 --> 00:15:39,630
Okay, so what do we do now?
315
00:15:39,630 --> 00:15:41,490
Nothing.
We stay out of it.
316
00:15:41,930 --> 00:15:42,660
Hold on a second.
317
00:15:42,660 --> 00:15:44,550
I watched that guy get stuffed into a trunk.
318
00:15:44,550 --> 00:15:45,680
And it's because i got it wrong.
319
00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:47,630
We're not going to start an
international incident over
320
00:15:47,630 --> 00:15:49,480
someone not even the chi-coms care about.
321
00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:50,630
Let it go, chuck, huh?
322
00:15:51,530 --> 00:15:53,420
Sarah, i screwed up, okay?
It's my fault.
323
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,030
Her brother's going to die, and it's all my fault.
324
00:15:55,030 --> 00:15:56,600
No, it's her fault.
325
00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:59,270
She went off the grid and she
disobeyed orders coming here.
326
00:15:59,270 --> 00:16:01,830
Yeah, but her superiors didn't
even give her a choice.
Come on!
327
00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:04,970
Sarah, i'd have done the same thing, if it was ellie.
I'd have done the same thing.
328
00:16:04,970 --> 00:16:07,960
Minus the shooting apart the club part.
329
00:16:08,130 --> 00:16:09,580
I know how you feel.
330
00:16:09,580 --> 00:16:11,560
It was hard for me, too, when i first started.
331
00:16:11,730 --> 00:16:14,880
But the truth is we can't save everyone, chuck.
332
00:16:29,460 --> 00:16:33,020
Big mike must not have been clear
about how a sales competition works.
333
00:16:33,020 --> 00:16:38,780
The idea here, morgan, um, is to sell things.
334
00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:40,480
I can't get fired.
335
00:16:40,660 --> 00:16:41,930
How will i eat?
336
00:16:42,150 --> 00:16:45,610
I'll starve on the soup line.
337
00:16:45,610 --> 00:16:48,420
I hate soup, all right?
338
00:16:48,420 --> 00:16:49,630
Soup is not a meal.
339
00:16:49,630 --> 00:16:51,550
It's hardly an appetizer, for god's sake.
340
00:16:51,550 --> 00:16:52,720
Can i have your locker, dude?
341
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:53,950
I call his buy more windbreaker.
342
00:16:53,950 --> 00:16:56,620
- Fine, but i get his name tag.
- Fine.
343
00:16:56,620 --> 00:16:57,510
Can i say something?
344
00:16:57,510 --> 00:16:59,310
You guys need me, okay?
345
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:01,910
'Cause with me gone, someone
else is going to have to be the butt of all the jokes.
346
00:17:01,910 --> 00:17:04,940
Let me tell you something, jeff, you
don't want to carry that mantle.
347
00:17:06,020 --> 00:17:08,510
- Maybe you do want to carry that mantle.
- We'll take that mantle.
348
00:17:08,510 --> 00:17:09,560
- Right?
- Yes.
349
00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:11,950
Listen, you're not gonna let me take the
bullet on this one, right, guys?
350
00:17:12,310 --> 00:17:14,510
Yes.Absolutely.
Nice knowing you.
351
00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:23,420
Nerd herd.Bartowski speaking.
352
00:17:23,420 --> 00:17:24,800
Mei-ling: i'm looking at you right now.
353
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:26,440
Oh, you're looking at me right now.
354
00:17:27,410 --> 00:17:28,210
Who is this?
355
00:17:28,210 --> 00:17:29,480
Let's just say you owe me.
356
00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:31,880
For ruining my rescue operation.
357
00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:34,530
Mei-ling.
358
00:17:34,530 --> 00:17:35,990
Mei-ling: put your hand down.
359
00:17:35,990 --> 00:17:38,920
If you signal your friend, it's the last
thing you'll ever do.
360
00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:41,050
By the way, nice mustard stain.
361
00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:46,160
Where are you?
362
00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:48,410
Not near the kelly clarkson display.
363
00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:52,760
What exactly do you want?
364
00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:54,480
The triads put a clock on my brother's life.
365
00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,990
He dies in nine hours,
if i don't do something.
366
00:17:56,990 --> 00:17:59,220
Okay, yeah, about that.
About that.
367
00:17:59,220 --> 00:18:01,440
Listen, i'm really, really sorry.
368
00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:04,160
And if there's anything that i can
do to make up for it...
369
00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:05,480
Help me rescue him.
370
00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:06,390
I'm a dead man.
371
00:18:06,390 --> 00:18:08,420
Dude, i'm in last place in the sales competition.
372
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:09,990
If you do not help me, i am gonna get fired.
373
00:18:09,990 --> 00:18:11,900
One word to him and you're a dead man too.
374
00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:12,980
Not now, morgan, please.
375
00:18:12,980 --> 00:18:15,110
I have a really, really upset customer.
376
00:18:15,350 --> 00:18:15,940
Dit!
377
00:18:16,290 --> 00:18:17,670
Listen to me.
Listen to me.
378
00:18:17,990 --> 00:18:18,890
I'm a good samaritan.
379
00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:20,610
I just helped the wrong guy.
380
00:18:20,610 --> 00:18:23,270
I help people run computers,
not rescue operations.
381
00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:24,640
I tailed you and your handlers.
382
00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:28,070
You have a team watching your every step,
which means you can help, and you will.
383
00:18:28,250 --> 00:18:29,430
I'll be in touch soon.
384
00:18:30,260 --> 00:18:31,830
Hello?
Hello...
385
00:18:31,830 --> 00:18:33,250
Want a hot dog?
386
00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:35,220
It's an emergency.
387
00:18:36,590 --> 00:18:38,550
So, listen, i've been thinking a lot about last night.
388
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:42,350
And, you know, you guys were talking
about how the spy could be valuable to us.
389
00:18:42,350 --> 00:18:44,820
So, i was thinking, what if we could convince her to,
390
00:18:44,820 --> 00:18:47,710
i don't know, like, uh, give up some secret stuff...
391
00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:48,450
You mean defect?
392
00:18:48,450 --> 00:18:49,270
Defect!Yes!
393
00:18:49,270 --> 00:18:50,920
People do that kind of thing all the time, right?
394
00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:54,640
the hunt for red october.
white nights.
395
00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:57,470
white nights-- gregory hines,
baryshnikov, dancing their way to freedom.
396
00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:00,010
Well, as long as you've done serious
research on the subject.
397
00:19:00,010 --> 00:19:03,930
You get her to defect, i'll help
rescue her brother personally.
398
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:05,670
Why are you bringing this up?
399
00:19:05,670 --> 00:19:07,030
Well, she sort of...
400
00:19:07,030 --> 00:19:09,210
Just...
Called me.
401
00:19:09,210 --> 00:19:11,040
She called you?Where?
402
00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:12,150
At the buy more.
403
00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:14,470
I think she might've been in the store,
too, because she knew my every move.
404
00:19:14,470 --> 00:19:17,010
She even knew that i had mustard on my tie.
405
00:19:17,010 --> 00:19:19,060
What?Hey, where are we...
Wait a minute!
406
00:19:25,460 --> 00:19:27,960
Hey!Hey, morgan...
Hey, buddy.
407
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:30,390
Listen, i'm really sorry about last night.
408
00:19:30,390 --> 00:19:31,490
I got home really late.
409
00:19:31,490 --> 00:19:33,420
Yeah, don't sweat it, man.
It's just my livelihood at stake.
410
00:19:33,420 --> 00:19:35,260
What about tonight?
Maybe after mother's day.
411
00:19:35,260 --> 00:19:36,400
Working a double shift, you know.
412
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:39,900
It's my last chance to kind of make
enough sales to, uh, not get fired.
413
00:19:39,900 --> 00:19:41,280
Thanks, though, pal.
414
00:19:42,380 --> 00:19:42,930
Chuck...
415
00:19:42,930 --> 00:19:46,070
There's a delivery of hard drives in
the storage cage you need to sign for.
416
00:19:46,070 --> 00:19:48,140
Great.Thank you...
Jeff.
417
00:19:55,410 --> 00:19:56,420
Where's chuck?
418
00:19:56,420 --> 00:19:58,960
Storage cage signing for a delivery.
419
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,440
I thought deliveries come at 6:00.
420
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:02,350
I guess they got here early, dude.
421
00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:08,910
Oh, hey, i think that's for me.
422
00:20:11,450 --> 00:20:13,050
Please tell me that's not real.
423
00:20:13,660 --> 00:20:15,450
The gun, not the clipboard.
424
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:16,870
Real enough?
425
00:20:16,870 --> 00:20:20,030
Listen, listen, they agreed to help
if you would just defect.
426
00:20:20,030 --> 00:20:20,740
What?
427
00:20:20,740 --> 00:20:22,170
It's really not that bad here, you know.
428
00:20:22,170 --> 00:20:24,310
The chinese food's pretty good.
Have you tried sizzling shrimp?
429
00:20:24,350 --> 00:20:25,490
Drop the gun!
Drop it!
430
00:20:26,130 --> 00:20:27,000
Let go...
431
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,330
Shoot me, i shoot him.
432
00:20:28,330 --> 00:20:29,690
Chuck: hey, hey, i got an idea.
433
00:20:29,690 --> 00:20:31,850
How about a new plan that involves less shooting.
434
00:20:31,850 --> 00:20:32,850
Casey...
Casey...
435
00:20:32,850 --> 00:20:34,350
You agreed to help if she defected, right?
436
00:20:34,350 --> 00:20:35,170
I would never...
437
00:20:35,170 --> 00:20:37,170
Why?
Too much loyalty to your government?
438
00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:38,890
The same one that left your brother for dead?
439
00:20:38,890 --> 00:20:41,320
If i defect, i can never go back to china.
440
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:43,190
I will never see my brother again.
441
00:20:43,730 --> 00:20:46,900
And if you don't, you'll lose him forever.
And you don't want that.
442
00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:51,200
Guys...Promise mei-ling you'll help rescue
her brother if she defects.Please.
443
00:20:52,390 --> 00:20:53,980
Please?
444
00:20:54,360 --> 00:20:56,700
Promise.
Now let the kid go.
445
00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:59,040
How do i know i can trust you?
446
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,890
You don't have any other choice.
447
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:09,880
Casey: this is the floor plan of ben lo pan's estate.
448
00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:12,380
My intel says they're holding my brother here...
449
00:21:12,380 --> 00:21:13,650
Near the center of the mansion.
450
00:21:13,650 --> 00:21:16,130
Getting in is one thing, getting out is
going to be the real trick.
451
00:21:16,130 --> 00:21:18,170
Lo pan's got a private army of security guards.
452
00:21:18,170 --> 00:21:20,400
When the alarms go, they'll be on us like white on...
453
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,020
Thank you, casey.
454
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:27,110
- Hey, what up, sis?
- Oh, good.
455
00:21:27,110 --> 00:21:28,730
Did you remember to defrost the chicken?
456
00:21:28,730 --> 00:21:30,620
You know that i did.And you know why?
457
00:21:30,620 --> 00:21:33,540
Because it's mother's day and i'm here for you.
458
00:21:34,490 --> 00:21:36,320
Prodigal brother returns.
459
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:38,600
- You need some help?
- Yes.Thanks.
460
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:41,220
So this will be fun-- just you and i.
461
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:43,500
It's been a while.
It's been too long.
462
00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:46,010
But tonight is all about brother-sister bonding.
463
00:21:46,010 --> 00:21:49,910
You know, catching up.Catching up,
by the way, with no distractions.
464
00:21:53,550 --> 00:21:56,550
And as soon as i answer this
call, i will turn it off, i swear.
465
00:21:56,730 --> 00:21:57,840
- Hello.
- It's casey.
466
00:21:57,840 --> 00:21:59,910
Get over here.
I want to see if you flash on anything.
467
00:22:01,770 --> 00:22:02,360
What was that?
468
00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:05,810
Nothing, nothing.
469
00:22:05,810 --> 00:22:09,170
It's casey-- john casey my coworker.
He needs some help with decorating tips.
470
00:22:09,170 --> 00:22:10,820
Like color swatches?
I could help with that.
471
00:22:10,820 --> 00:22:13,220
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You don't want to...x
472
00:22:13,220 --> 00:22:15,360
No, that's very thoughtful of you,
i really appreciate that.
473
00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:17,660
But he's a guy's guy.
You know, he wants a man's opinion.
474
00:22:17,660 --> 00:22:19,430
He's a hunter, so he's really into hunting
475
00:22:19,430 --> 00:22:22,400
and he doesn't quite know which
deer to mount, on...
476
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:26,540
Well, you have a couple of hours
before dinner, so...
477
00:22:26,540 --> 00:22:28,060
I need to focus on the kitchen anyway.
478
00:22:28,060 --> 00:22:29,060
- You sure?
- Yeah.
479
00:22:29,060 --> 00:22:34,260
Oh, you know what, why don't you take
him some of my special guacamole.
480
00:22:34,260 --> 00:22:36,140
You know, like as a housewarming gift.
481
00:22:36,140 --> 00:22:37,260
That...
482
00:22:37,340 --> 00:22:38,800
Wow, thank you, sis.
483
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:40,120
That's really thoughtful of you.
484
00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:42,160
Just make sure to keep it away from sarah.
485
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:44,460
This is definitely not good for her spastic colon.
486
00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:49,060
Yes, you're...Got it, right.
Yeah, the spastic...
487
00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:53,600
Okay, i promise i will be back by 8:00.
I promise.
488
00:22:56,670 --> 00:23:00,020
Hi.Hey, i brought ellie's secret recipe.
489
00:23:00,020 --> 00:23:02,160
Just trying to help out the mission any way that i can.
490
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:02,990
Can't really stay.
491
00:23:02,990 --> 00:23:07,780
There are at least ten guards we
know of stationed at these points here, here, here.
492
00:23:07,780 --> 00:23:10,210
Sarah: the security cameras are tkx-50's.
493
00:23:10,210 --> 00:23:13,200
They're a little outdated, but they're
equipped for remote access.
494
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:14,930
Either of you familiar with them?
495
00:23:16,050 --> 00:23:17,020
Chuck: i am.
496
00:23:18,010 --> 00:23:20,070
Yeah, we used to sell them at buy more.
497
00:23:20,070 --> 00:23:21,570
Did a bunch of installs a few years back.
498
00:23:21,570 --> 00:23:22,830
They're pretty easy to access.
499
00:23:22,830 --> 00:23:23,720
Good.
500
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:25,000
Every warm body helps.
501
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,060
I'm sorry...
Me?
502
00:23:26,060 --> 00:23:26,780
No, no, no, no, no.
503
00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:29,970
Look, as much as i wish that i
could help you, i can't.
504
00:23:29,970 --> 00:23:32,890
I made plans with my sister that
are nonnegotiable.
505
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:38,190
But, of course, i know that you wouldn't
be in this mess if it weren't for me.
506
00:23:38,190 --> 00:23:41,470
I want to be with my sister and you
obviously really want to be with your brother.
507
00:23:41,470 --> 00:23:43,870
We're like one big whacky transatlantic family.
508
00:23:45,020 --> 00:23:46,560
I owe you.
I'm in.
509
00:23:47,060 --> 00:23:48,090
Okay, fine.
510
00:23:48,370 --> 00:23:50,520
But you don't leave the van under
any circumstances.
511
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:53,540
I just need to be home by 8:00,
if that's at all possible.
512
00:24:09,930 --> 00:24:13,840
Casey: chuck?Chuck?
Chuck, am i coming through?
513
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:15,020
Yep, i gotcha.
514
00:24:42,330 --> 00:24:45,200
* oh, hey, we have liftoff!
515
00:24:49,690 --> 00:24:52,910
Oh!Half a big gulp.
New record.
516
00:24:53,940 --> 00:24:56,130
I am spartacus.
517
00:24:57,070 --> 00:24:57,770
Hey, guys.
518
00:24:58,870 --> 00:24:59,830
Kind of need your help.
519
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:04,370
Oh, last in the sales competition,
chuck not here to bail you out this time?
520
00:25:04,550 --> 00:25:05,810
Why else would i be here?
521
00:25:05,810 --> 00:25:08,010
You know, by helping you out, aren't we...
522
00:25:08,270 --> 00:25:10,470
Aren't we messing with the laws of nature?
523
00:25:10,470 --> 00:25:12,610
I mean, the weak die, and the...
524
00:25:12,820 --> 00:25:14,300
The strong prevail.
525
00:25:14,300 --> 00:25:16,390
Who are we to play god?
526
00:25:18,660 --> 00:25:21,140
I'll give you half my pizza if i
get into second place.
527
00:25:21,660 --> 00:25:23,010
- The wounded raccoon.
- The wounded raccoon.
528
00:25:23,010 --> 00:25:25,080
Don't know what that is, but whatever works.
529
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:26,560
Whatever w...
530
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:28,030
Watch this.
531
00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:33,450
That's a great product, huh?
532
00:25:34,690 --> 00:25:36,900
It's two gigs of memory.
Extended warranty.
533
00:25:36,900 --> 00:25:40,690
Yeah, it's a little pricey, but you know what?
I'll take it.
534
00:25:40,690 --> 00:25:42,650
It's a gift for my sick nephew.
535
00:25:44,570 --> 00:25:45,740
Sick nephew, huh?
536
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:48,310
Tell you what.
537
00:25:48,310 --> 00:25:50,950
Don't tell anybody, but it's on sale at large mart.
538
00:25:51,510 --> 00:25:53,150
Save yourself 50 bucks.
539
00:25:53,630 --> 00:25:57,210
You'd give up a sale just to save me $50?
That's so sweet.
540
00:25:57,390 --> 00:25:59,270
- Ah, just, uh...
- You know what?Here.
541
00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:01,410
Call me sometime for coffee.
542
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:06,290
Wow, i will.
Coffee s-sounds great.x
543
00:26:06,310 --> 00:26:07,420
Lester: look at the little man.
544
00:26:07,930 --> 00:26:10,080
So weak.
So pathetic.
545
00:26:10,460 --> 00:26:13,800
And you wonder why you're last in
sales and about to get fired?
546
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:18,190
Maybe if you spent your time selling
merchandise instead of trolling for phone numbers
547
00:26:18,190 --> 00:26:21,580
you wouldn't be flat broke, and living
with your mother and be forced to...
548
00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:24,540
To pick leftovers out of the garbage
so that you can eat.
549
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:29,720
Can i have my number back, please?
550
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:32,270
Well, let me just...
551
00:26:36,620 --> 00:26:38,550
Are you kidding me?
What was that?
552
00:26:38,550 --> 00:26:39,890
The wounded raccoon.
553
00:26:39,890 --> 00:26:42,620
Yeah, you-you berate and humiliate the salesman in
front of the customer,
554
00:26:42,620 --> 00:26:45,140
like so, which i-i thought we did very well.
555
00:26:45,140 --> 00:26:47,230
And the customer feels so bad, that
they'll, they'll buy anything.
556
00:26:47,230 --> 00:26:48,800
It's the-the pity sale.
557
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:51,020
Always wondered if it worked.
558
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:53,870
- Guess not.
- No, it does not.It does not.
559
00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:01,210
Sarah: all right, listen, the guards
are looking at a static loop.
560
00:27:01,210 --> 00:27:02,010
You're our eyes, chuck.
561
00:27:02,010 --> 00:27:04,260
If you see any trouble coming,
you let us know.
562
00:27:04,260 --> 00:27:07,090
Got it.Let's just make this quick.
7:15's my curfew.
563
00:27:07,090 --> 00:27:08,780
Okay, we're going inside.
564
00:27:08,780 --> 00:27:09,970
Casey: chuck, what do you see?
565
00:27:10,010 --> 00:27:12,240
Uh...Let's see...x
566
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:16,220
Okay, i've got, i've got one guard
by himself at the security monitors.
567
00:27:16,220 --> 00:27:17,060
Thank you.
568
00:27:22,060 --> 00:27:25,010
Good, good, good work, but let's
not get cocky, huh, team?
569
00:27:25,010 --> 00:27:26,880
Shut up, chuck.
What's next?
570
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:31,950
Right, right...
Looking...Looking...Looking...
571
00:27:32,150 --> 00:27:33,050
Okay, okay.
572
00:27:33,050 --> 00:27:36,870
I've got, i've got three guards in
the kitchen area.
573
00:27:36,870 --> 00:27:37,520
Sarah: we see them.
574
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:40,140
Be careful.
They're, they're bigger than the first guy.
575
00:27:48,490 --> 00:27:49,870
All right, kicking butt.
576
00:27:49,870 --> 00:27:51,310
Casey: what happened to "don't get cocky"?
577
00:27:51,310 --> 00:27:53,210
My bad. Professional faux pas.
578
00:28:01,270 --> 00:28:03,320
Wait, hey, hey, hey, what happened?
579
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:05,420
I-i lost all visual on the security cameras.
580
00:28:05,810 --> 00:28:07,900
Guys?
Guys?
581
00:28:07,900 --> 00:28:10,420
All i can see is what casey's
lipstick camera is picking up.
582
00:28:11,380 --> 00:28:14,300
Put down the book, ironside.Hands up.
583
00:28:20,430 --> 00:28:22,410
Guys, if you're seeing this, you might want to run.
584
00:28:23,460 --> 00:28:24,710
You think?
585
00:28:25,300 --> 00:28:28,090
Perfect timing, mei-ling.
586
00:28:28,700 --> 00:28:31,060
Your government has just refused
my final offer for your brother.
587
00:28:37,150 --> 00:28:39,360
Hopefully they will change their minds,
588
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:42,470
now that i have two american
agents to barter with.
589
00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:46,460
Sarah?
590
00:28:46,460 --> 00:28:48,650
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
591
00:29:03,900 --> 00:29:08,200
Chuck, it's casey.Don't talk.I can't hear you.
Go home.Repeat: go home.
592
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,000
Do not call the cops; don't do anything.Go home.
593
00:29:10,510 --> 00:29:14,270
Casey?Casey?
594
00:29:19,670 --> 00:29:21,160
Chuck: they're taking them to the bamboo dragon.
595
00:29:23,490 --> 00:29:26,330
Chuck: okay, okay.
All right.
596
00:29:26,330 --> 00:29:27,800
What are the rules for tailing?
597
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:28,770
Tail rules.
598
00:29:29,110 --> 00:29:30,780
30...
30 yards.
599
00:29:30,780 --> 00:29:32,010
Or was it 30 feet?
600
00:29:32,470 --> 00:29:33,820
I should've taken notes.
601
00:29:34,140 --> 00:29:35,240
Chuck: oh, god.
602
00:30:06,290 --> 00:30:07,790
????
603
00:30:07,790 --> 00:30:09,380
????
604
00:30:19,190 --> 00:30:20,670
* hey, chuck, it's ellie.
605
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:26,860
Well, you've officially missed
mother's day, which is a first, i might add.
606
00:30:27,260 --> 00:30:30,220
I just...
I don't know what happened
to you tonight, or...
607
00:30:31,630 --> 00:30:32,970
In general.
608
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:35,450
You know, the least that you could
have done was call.
609
00:30:37,070 --> 00:30:38,430
Anyway, um...
610
00:30:39,050 --> 00:30:41,100
Forget it.
Bye.
611
00:30:42,270 --> 00:30:44,360
Let me guess, chuck's not here, right?
612
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:46,570
That is becoming common around here.
613
00:30:46,570 --> 00:30:47,920
Yeah, tell me about it.
614
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:50,290
I can't believe chuck missed mother's day.
615
00:30:50,660 --> 00:30:55,670
You know, all i wanted was for
him to meet a great girl, and he finally did,
and now i never see him.
616
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:56,610
You know what?
617
00:30:56,610 --> 00:30:59,980
Maybe we sit chuck down and force
him to break up with sarah, you know?
618
00:30:59,980 --> 00:31:00,950
Dump her completely.
619
00:31:00,950 --> 00:31:01,920
Who needs her?
620
00:31:02,510 --> 00:31:04,630
Kidding.
Kidding, kind of.
621
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:07,770
It's not that i'm not happy for him, i just miss him.
622
00:31:07,770 --> 00:31:08,750
No, i get it.
623
00:31:09,140 --> 00:31:10,680
Chuck's been through some tough times.
624
00:31:11,140 --> 00:31:13,650
Getting kicked out of stanford, and
then jill breaking up with him.
625
00:31:13,650 --> 00:31:16,700
You know, you got him through all that,
626
00:31:16,700 --> 00:31:20,140
and no one knows that better than he
does, believe me.
627
00:31:26,100 --> 00:31:29,040
- How are things at work?
- Oh, awful.Thank you for asking.
628
00:31:30,030 --> 00:31:34,210
There's this, uh, sales competition,
and i'm pretty much last.
629
00:31:35,050 --> 00:31:36,180
So what are you gonna do?
630
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:39,240
Same thing i always do: get fired.
631
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:41,320
Are you sure that you want to do that?
632
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:44,820
Truth is, chuck and i always complain
how boring the buy more is.
633
00:31:44,820 --> 00:31:48,950
So tomorrow i'm just gonna go up to
big mike and do the only honorable thing left to do.
634
00:31:48,950 --> 00:31:49,870
What's that?
635
00:31:49,870 --> 00:31:55,050
Well, what any respectable warrior
like bruce lee would do: fall on my sword.
636
00:31:55,910 --> 00:31:57,170
Hari-kari.
637
00:31:58,270 --> 00:31:59,630
Fire myself.
638
00:31:59,630 --> 00:32:01,030
You mean resign?
639
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:03,810
Yeah, okay, that sounds better, i guess.
640
00:32:11,490 --> 00:32:12,560
Oh, god...
641
00:32:13,130 --> 00:32:15,020
Please let me keep my fingers.
642
00:32:15,660 --> 00:32:17,770
Come on.
Come on.
643
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,200
You can yell at me later.
644
00:32:56,810 --> 00:32:58,850
This is the part where we hide.
645
00:33:19,100 --> 00:33:20,630
Ben lo pan's getting away.
646
00:33:24,260 --> 00:33:26,060
Wait here, wait here.
647
00:33:32,930 --> 00:33:34,030
Forget it, ben.
648
00:33:34,500 --> 00:33:37,340
It's chinatown.
You ever see that movie?
649
00:33:56,610 --> 00:33:57,570
Ellie...
650
00:33:58,020 --> 00:33:59,830
Ellie, i am so, so, so sorry.
651
00:33:59,830 --> 00:34:01,560
What happened, chuck?
652
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:03,060
Were you kidnapped or something?
653
00:34:03,060 --> 00:34:03,580
Me?
654
00:34:04,770 --> 00:34:06,800
No.
No, no.
655
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:08,770
I, uh, went over to casey's.
656
00:34:09,240 --> 00:34:11,460
I went to casey's, chuck.
657
00:34:11,460 --> 00:34:12,810
No one was there.
658
00:34:14,420 --> 00:34:16,340
When did we start keeping
secrets from one another?
659
00:34:16,340 --> 00:34:17,900
You know what, look, if-if you'll just...
660
00:34:17,900 --> 00:34:19,840
If you'll just let me explain...
661
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:22,000
There's no need-- i figured it out.
662
00:34:22,650 --> 00:34:23,680
I know.
663
00:34:24,930 --> 00:34:26,230
You do?
664
00:34:26,890 --> 00:34:30,510
You have another girlfriend for a long
time, and you're in love.
665
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:33,790
Yeah.
666
00:34:34,870 --> 00:34:37,280
I am...
Lying to me.
667
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:39,980
Missing our most important day like...
668
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:41,470
Like you're in high school.
669
00:34:41,470 --> 00:34:43,620
I mean, do you even know that
morgan's about to be fired?
670
00:34:43,620 --> 00:34:44,970
Ellie, i can't apologize enough.
671
00:34:44,970 --> 00:34:45,640
I...
672
00:34:46,180 --> 00:34:48,060
Everything that you're saying is right.
673
00:34:48,060 --> 00:34:49,970
I guess that i'm just so, um...
674
00:34:49,970 --> 00:34:54,040
I'm, i'm so head over heals, um,
that i'm not thinking straight, you know?
675
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:58,050
Listen, i know that this is the first
big thing to happen to you in a while.
676
00:34:58,050 --> 00:35:01,250
And you feel like your life isn't
going anywhere.
677
00:35:01,250 --> 00:35:05,630
Your job's not either, and you're not
superman out there saving the day.
678
00:35:05,850 --> 00:35:07,820
But you're good person, chuck.
679
00:35:08,380 --> 00:35:10,640
You're a good brother
and you're a good friend.
680
00:35:13,130 --> 00:35:14,270
Don't lose that.
681
00:35:17,140 --> 00:35:19,250
Do you think, do you think
maybe that we could, uh...
682
00:35:19,250 --> 00:35:23,580
Reschedule mother's day, like, tomorrow?
683
00:35:23,610 --> 00:35:29,120
I know that that is ridiculously unorthodox i get that,
and i know that it's my fault that we even have to do it,
684
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:35,080
but, um, i mean it is our holiday.
685
00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:38,610
So, i think we could make up around the rules.
686
00:35:40,110 --> 00:35:41,750
I say, yes, you'll be there.
687
00:35:42,530 --> 00:35:43,720
I promise.
688
00:35:45,350 --> 00:35:51,760
You know, if there's anything going with you--
life, girl, job-- you can come to me.
689
00:36:21,470 --> 00:36:22,140
What's that?
690
00:36:22,310 --> 00:36:23,520
My letter of resignation.
691
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:24,710
You got a new job?
692
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:25,730
No.
693
00:36:26,350 --> 00:36:28,560
Didn't t think anyone else is
stupid enough to hire you.
694
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:29,580
So what's up?
695
00:36:29,580 --> 00:36:30,970
I'm last in the competition.
696
00:36:31,150 --> 00:36:33,590
Yeah, i know it's a shock that i'm last, but...
697
00:36:33,720 --> 00:36:34,650
Here we are.
698
00:36:35,180 --> 00:36:36,300
And now i fall on my sword.
699
00:36:36,300 --> 00:36:38,600
Head high, dignity intact.
700
00:36:39,450 --> 00:36:40,450
It's the shaolin way.
701
00:36:40,450 --> 00:36:41,440
Hey, 'morning.
702
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:43,510
There's a whale on the line
demanding to see you.
703
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:45,360
Yeah, a fish is calling?
704
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:47,210
No, you, bearded buffoon.
705
00:36:47,370 --> 00:36:48,300
A big spender.
706
00:36:48,310 --> 00:36:50,770
She wants to see you at checkout.
707
00:36:56,020 --> 00:36:56,810
Ellie?
708
00:36:56,980 --> 00:36:57,840
Hey.
709
00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:00,330
I already know what i'm getting chuck
and devon for their birthdays,
710
00:37:00,350 --> 00:37:02,480
so i figured i'd do some shopping early.
711
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:06,090
That'll be $733.42, ma'am.
712
00:37:06,330 --> 00:37:07,300
Did anyone help you?
713
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:08,250
He did.
714
00:37:10,630 --> 00:37:12,450
I...Love you.
715
00:37:17,790 --> 00:37:19,450
Big man, knock wood.
716
00:37:20,150 --> 00:37:20,700
No.
717
00:37:20,700 --> 00:37:21,230
Good.
718
00:37:21,690 --> 00:37:23,250
You're my only hispanic on the sales team.
719
00:37:23,250 --> 00:37:25,770
You quit, the affirmative action
goons will be all over my ass.
720
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:27,370
O-kay.
721
00:37:27,370 --> 00:37:30,430
Well, listen, i sold over $700 worth of stereo equipment.
722
00:37:30,430 --> 00:37:31,850
Puts me in second place.
723
00:37:31,850 --> 00:37:35,000
Means somebody owes me a
pizza with two toppings.
724
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,450
Pizza's for me, partner.
725
00:37:36,450 --> 00:37:37,440
Do i get an iphone?
726
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:38,370
I don't even get a free iphone.
727
00:37:38,370 --> 00:37:39,850
You think i'd give you jerks one?
728
00:37:40,220 --> 00:37:40,970
There are no prizes?
729
00:37:40,970 --> 00:37:42,310
And no one's getting fired.
730
00:37:42,310 --> 00:37:44,750
The competition was to get you
bums to work hard.
731
00:37:44,750 --> 00:37:46,200
Looks like it worked.
732
00:38:02,730 --> 00:38:03,980
* look, i'm...
I'm sorry, you guys.
733
00:38:03,980 --> 00:38:05,790
I know that you wanted me to
go home, but i...
734
00:38:05,790 --> 00:38:06,900
I just couldn't, you know.
735
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:09,670
We just turned one of china's top spies.
736
00:38:09,670 --> 00:38:11,760
And you helped save her brother.
737
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:13,520
So, good work, chuck.
738
00:38:15,720 --> 00:38:17,740
Why, i'd better be going.
739
00:38:17,740 --> 00:38:21,120
Got my own family reunion to attend.
740
00:38:25,260 --> 00:38:26,770
Thank you...
741
00:38:27,250 --> 00:38:28,440
Chuck.
742
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:30,680
Oh, yeah, hey...
743
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:32,470
Don't...
Don't mention it.
744
00:38:32,470 --> 00:38:33,690
You're welcome.
745
00:38:34,220 --> 00:38:38,300
Uh, but before you go, would you
mind, uh, would you mind signing this?
746
00:38:39,240 --> 00:38:40,050
What is that?
747
00:38:40,050 --> 00:38:42,150
Oh, it just says that i was
off-site fixing your computer
748
00:38:42,150 --> 00:38:45,840
and that you're satisfied with
the level of customer service i provided.
749
00:38:50,460 --> 00:38:51,760
Hey, chuck!
750
00:38:52,300 --> 00:38:53,250
Morgan?
751
00:38:53,250 --> 00:38:54,460
Morgan, what are you do...
752
00:38:54,460 --> 00:38:56,530
Bu-buddy, i know that i haven't
been around lately,
753
00:38:56,530 --> 00:39:00,270
and/or really been the best of friend, but, uh,
you know that ellie and i have...
754
00:39:00,270 --> 00:39:02,480
Mother's day, man, i know...
I get it.
755
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:05,610
Okay, hey, it's okay.
I invited him.
756
00:39:06,950 --> 00:39:09,760
Yeah, yeah, and i told you he's
gonna come walking through that door, didn't i?
757
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:11,810
He's such a good kid.
758
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:13,520
I'm going to get some glasses.
759
00:39:14,460 --> 00:39:15,420
What the...
760
00:39:15,420 --> 00:39:17,580
We bonded over an "i miss chuck" moment.
761
00:39:17,580 --> 00:39:18,520
Did you?
762
00:39:19,810 --> 00:39:21,290
Where's, uh, where's awesome?
763
00:39:21,290 --> 00:39:22,430
He couldn't get off work.
764
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:24,910
That must be sarah.
765
00:39:24,910 --> 00:39:26,380
What, you invited her, too?
766
00:39:26,380 --> 00:39:29,380
Well, i mean, she's your new best gal.
How could i not?
767
00:39:30,220 --> 00:39:32,540
Ellie, you know you'll always be my best gal.
768
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:34,980
Don't take this the wrong way,
chuck, but i hope not.
769
00:39:34,980 --> 00:39:36,530
Yeah, morgan, now sara?
770
00:39:36,530 --> 00:39:38,040
It used to be just the two of us.
771
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:39,380
Well, we're growing up.
772
00:39:42,020 --> 00:39:45,950
Ellie invited me.
She, uh, insisted that i come.
773
00:39:46,190 --> 00:39:48,850
So, uh, mother's day.
774
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:51,090
Yes, mother's day, that's right.
775
00:39:51,090 --> 00:39:52,320
You don't really know...
776
00:39:55,370 --> 00:39:59,760
Mother's day is the anniversary
of the day our mom...
777
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:01,090
Left us.
778
00:40:01,090 --> 00:40:04,360
Our dad was her,
but he was never really here.
779
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:10,390
So, now, every year we celebrate the
day we learn how to take care of ourselves.
780
00:40:10,390 --> 00:40:12,130
And rely on each other.
781
00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:19,620
Ellie, here i come.
782
00:40:20,290 --> 00:40:22,120
I think we're gonna need
some more champagne,.
783
00:40:26,580 --> 00:40:29,510
I heard you came in second
place, thanks to ellie.
784
00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:32,170
Chuck, i've been slow
playing for years, you know,
785
00:40:32,170 --> 00:40:37,210
and just sort of waiting in second
position until she pretty much couldn't
resist me anymore.
786
00:40:37,210 --> 00:40:39,190
- Is that right?
- Yeah.Yeah.
787
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:41,650
I would have liked your blessing
before i marry her.
788
00:40:41,650 --> 00:40:45,020
Oh, well, you know,
whatever ellie wants.
789
00:40:45,020 --> 00:40:46,970
I know, but are you ready to be
my brother-in-law?
790
00:40:46,970 --> 00:40:49,310
Have a few morgan bartowskis
running around?
791
00:40:49,310 --> 00:40:51,880
Or ellie barettas?
792
00:40:52,270 --> 00:40:54,710
I would change my last name to
baretta for her, you know, '
793
00:40:54,710 --> 00:40:56,640
cause i think she deserves a
last name that cool.
794
00:40:57,030 --> 00:41:00,420
You know, ellie macgyver or ellie
headroom, ellie rambo or...
795
00:41:00,420 --> 00:41:02,490
- She's behind me right now, isn't she?
- Mm-hmm.
796
00:41:02,870 --> 00:41:03,820
Heard everything?
797
00:41:03,820 --> 00:41:05,000
Pretty much, yeah.
798
00:41:06,270 --> 00:41:08,230
I guess i'm going home.
799
00:41:12,170 --> 00:41:13,410
I can't believe it.
800
00:41:13,410 --> 00:41:17,190
For 12 whole hours, my best friend
and my sister actually got along.
801
00:41:17,190 --> 00:41:18,670
A mother's day miracle.
802
00:41:18,870 --> 00:41:19,970
Happy mother's day.