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Hi, I'm Chuck.
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Here's a few things that
you might need to know.
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It was nice knowing you.
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Oh, my God. Bryce.
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How the hell are you still alive?
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It's complicated.
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You're still in love with me.
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I guess this means we're
not getting back together.
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We'll always have Omaha.
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what did bryce mean by omaha?
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Probably a code. Contact
point of some sort.
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Bryce is going deep, Chuck.
No calls home, no messages out.
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If Sarah wants to join up
with him, she has to do it now.
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What... what is that?
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What's that wiggly thing?
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What did I even bet on?
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Gimel! I win.
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- Aw...
- You sure?
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Yes. Yes.
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Gimel beats high. Pay up, buddy.
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I thought high was the best.
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Yes, I know you think so, but, Anna,
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this is the Parcheesi
of my people, all right?
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Don't question my spirituality.
Now hand over the cash.
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I apologize...
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Decided to take up bird watching?
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Just breathing in the view.
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I know that grunt.
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Yeah, that's the number seven, right?
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Skeptical with a side of cynicism.
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Just clearing my throat.
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Also couldn't help but notice,
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Agent Walker's car
isn't in her usual spot.
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Oh... I didn't, uh...
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It's weird, I didn't even notice.
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I didn't even see that, at all.
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Fine. Maybe I did.
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So, have you talked to Sarah lately?
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Agent Walker and I don't do a
lot of fraternizing off hours.
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Guess we'll just have to see.
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See... See what...
what-what... See what?
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See if she's had enough of
the good life here with you.
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See if she's hightailed it
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to wherever your buddy
Bryce is hiding himself.
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Is that, uh, is that an option?
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Oh, don't worry.
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I hear there's a great
selection of new handlers
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in this year's CIA Christmas catalogue.
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Are there? Thanks a lot.
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She's a liar, not to be trusted.
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- What's that?
- Women.
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Man, they're so elusive, so unknowable.
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Okay, they wrap you in
this wool sweater of lies
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and it keeps you warm, but
it makes your neck all itchy.
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Who-Who are we talking about exactly?
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Anna. And by the way,
never trust a woman
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who's name is a palindrome, okay?
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Uh, how do you know she's a liar?
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I waited outside her house
last night, in the bushes.
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I saw her get picked up to go out,
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then dropped off exactly three
hours and 24 minutes later.
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She's cheating on me.
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My Anna Banana is cheating on me.
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- In the bushes?
- I brought a sandwich.
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Oh...
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Listen, she's lying to me, okay?
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And a relationship is
built on trust, Chuck.
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Sex and trust, am I right?
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Yeah, yeah
- two big prerequisites, I guess.
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What's cool is you and Sarah
are so pure and simple, you know?
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You ever wish you were born
like a dog or a dolphin?
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Or Dr. Dre?
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Who's cheating on Dre, man?
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Chuckster.
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Uh, we got an install job
over at Marina Del Rey.
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Okay. Well, go with God, fellas.
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No, no, no. Big Mike says
you have to come with us,
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'cause you know that Jeff's not to be
left unsupervised around the holidays.
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Do you want to try my eggnog?
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- No.
- I'm sorry, fellas.
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Is it okay if you guys go
by yourself, okay? 'Cause...
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Anna's cheating on me.
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Ouch. Who's the lucky guy?
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Maybe it's not another guy.
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Okay, let's strap on our life
jackets and hit the Marina.
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See, that's why I've sworn off women.
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How'd you like to be that guy right now,
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all heartbroken over a lady?
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Bitches ain't nothing
but tricks and hos.
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You said it, bubeleh.
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Okay. Well, the system checks
out and everything's on line.
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Most onboard functions are
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now controllable from
anywhere on the boat.
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Nice ship.
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It reminds me of the Pacific Princess.
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- I'm not familiar.
- Oh, really?
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The LoveBoat
- he's referring to The LoveBoat. Shh! Chuck, please!
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shh, chuck, please.
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You got a head on board?
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I've had a lot of eggnog.
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Yeah, which you should've
left at home, Jeff.
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You know, not every boat you
get on is a booze cruise, buddy.
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The bathroom is not in there.
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Nobody downstairs!
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No, Jeff, wait...
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- Hey!
- back, jeff, no.
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Whoa!
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Jackpot!
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Please, get out. Get out!
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Go! Go! Go!
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Watch this step. Watch the what? Oh.
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- What's with all the cash?
- Move.
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- Easy, sister...
- I'm not your sister.
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They're counting money raised
for Mr. Kirk's aid organization,
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from a charity event.
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Kirk? As in the captain?
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Lon Kirk, the man who owns this boat.
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Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lon Kirk
- he's a billionaire.
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He owns a country somewhere,
or something, right?
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Incoming.
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Oh...
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Ladies, I'm getting my sea legs.
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Okay, Jeff, Lester,
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I think, uh, we should go now.
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Sir, you dropped this...
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They're fake.
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Whatever.
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So is Cool Whip.
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Ahoy hoy.
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CHUCK S01E11
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The serial numbers that Chuck flashed on
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are a strain of counterfeit currency
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that Treasury has been
trying to crack for years.
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But perhaps we should
wait to debrief you
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until Agent Walker arrives.
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Yes. Where is Agent Walker?
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Uh, ma'am, Agent Walker is currently...
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She, uh...
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Agent Walker is currently
suffering from a spastic colon,
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which acts up on her
from time to time, so...
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She has no history of that.
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Perhaps we should reschedule when
Agent Walker is feeling better.
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I'm fine. I'm sorry I'm late. Carry on.
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As we were saying...
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Lon Kirk now devotes
most of his time and money
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to aid projects, mostly foreign.
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And we think he's the source?
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Not confirmed.
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However, we have intel that
a major counterfeiter is
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in Los Angeles trying to acquire
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a new set of printing plates.
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And how shall we proceed?
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As far as Kirk is
concerned, very cautiously.
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He's very well connected.
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He's hosting a charity event tonight
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at the New Constellation Yacht Club.
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Sarah and Chuck will go as guests.
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Casey as staff.
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One question:
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Will Chuck and Sarah
be going as a couple?
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Unless they have a problem.
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No problem.
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No problem.
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Good luck then.
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Hey, hey, Sarah. Wait.
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What's up?
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Um...
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Nothing.
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Nothing, really.
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Just, you know, good
to, good to see you.
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Thought you'd be
halfway to Bryce by now.
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Why would you think that?
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I don't know, 'cause...
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he offers a pretty
exciting life, I guess,
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sipping Mai Tai's in
Jakarta, or... or...
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assassinating Afghani warlords,
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or whatever it is that
you kids do for fun.
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I'm here because I have a job to do.
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Right.
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Right. Of course, the job.
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I better, uh, I better
get going as well.
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I gotta punch in.
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Sarah?
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Yeah?
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Should we, should we
carpool on our date tonight?
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Be at my place at 8:00.
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For those of you who are unaware,
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this Friday is our annual
Buy More Christmas...
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Hup!
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...holiday party,
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with respect to our Hebrew friends
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and whatever else we have here.
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So there's no confusion,
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I'll go over the ground rules.
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Rule number one:
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Jeff, no spiking the eggnog.
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- Can I bring my own?
- No!
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Rule number two: Jeff,
no holding the mistletoe
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over the women and copping a feel.
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Uh, sir, hopefully,
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if Jeff follows rule number one
- which I'm sure...
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...he might do
- uh, then rule number two won't apply.
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Good point.
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Okay, who's bringing eats?
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Uh, I'll be making latkes.
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What's that?
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Um, the traditional Jewish pancake.
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- They got 'tater in them?
- Yes.
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- They fried?
- They are, sir.
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Good. Meeting adjourned!
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We got to find out how to make latkes.
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Hey, there you are.
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You missed the meeting.
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Jeff has to stay sober
and he can't grope women.
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- I know the drill.
- Okay.
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If you don't tell me what's up,
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I'm going to tickle you until you pee.
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Please... I don't, I don't want...
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Cut it out. Stop it.
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I know, okay.
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You weren't home last night, Anna.
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You went out. I was in the bushes
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at a stakeout with
my iPod and corn beef.
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Yeah, I know, it's a little weird, okay?
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But I saw you get picked up.
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I'm not an idiot, all right?
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At least, not when it comes to this.
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I'm sorry, Morgan.
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I did lie.
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Oh, my God...
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I think I'm going to be nauseous.
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But I'm not seeing someone else.
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Please, I saw you get into
the guy's German luxury sedan.
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It's bad enough that you're cheating, but
did it have to be with someone so successful?
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Morgan...
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my parents are in town.
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That was my dad's car.
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Wait a minute, I thought
your parents lived in Taiwan.
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They do... mostly.
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They're just in town with a
bunch of Taiwanese government
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muckety-mucks for a
charity thing in L.A.
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Well, then, I'd like to
meet your parents, all right?
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And I think if you're serious
about this relationship,
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you should want me to meet them, too.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Hey!
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Would you stop sneaking
up on me like that?
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This is a retail store,
okay, buddy, not Tora Bora.
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Oh, Sarah's got you all up in a tizzy.
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Flush out your headgear, new guy.
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We both know the Intersect
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needs as much room up
there as we can get.
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Okay, look, nothing is going on, okay?
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Better not be. I need
your "A" game tonight.
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Stay sharp.
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Dude, I think I need your help here.
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I think I made a horrible mistake.
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What did you swallow this time?
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No, no, it's worse. Worse.
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Anna's parents are in town, right?
262
00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:51,900
So I tell her, "Hey,
I'd like to meet them. "
263
00:11:51,935 --> 00:11:53,100
So she goes, "Okay. "
264
00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:54,600
Are you kidding me? What was I thinking?
265
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My own parents don't even like me.
266
00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:57,665
We're similar.
267
00:11:57,700 --> 00:11:59,165
Morgan, Morgan, relax, buddy.
268
00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:00,465
It's going to be fine. Just be yourself.
269
00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:03,000
That's what Anna likes,
right? So will her parents.
270
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Yeah.
271
00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:06,700
- Right, you're right; that's what I'm going to do.
- Are you insane?
272
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You can't be yourself.
273
00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:10,700
You have to be better than yourself.
274
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By, like, a factor of ten.
275
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,300
Or eleven.
276
00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:17,400
I got to take it up a notch.
277
00:12:17,435 --> 00:12:18,265
I got to step it up.
278
00:12:18,300 --> 00:12:19,965
- Who should I be?
- Last I checked,
279
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,000
there were over, like, six
billion people on the planet.
280
00:12:22,035 --> 00:12:23,500
Pick anyone.
281
00:12:23,900 --> 00:12:24,900
Should be an improvement.
282
00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:26,600
lester, you shut up. morgan,
283
00:12:26,635 --> 00:12:28,165
You, relax.
284
00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:29,400
You're going to be fine.
285
00:12:30,100 --> 00:12:31,200
Be myself.
286
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Rock and roll.
287
00:12:32,900 --> 00:12:34,400
I'm going to make a fool of myself.
288
00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:47,800
It's open!
289
00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:03,500
Not a morning person, I see.
290
00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:05,700
Well, it depends on the morning.
291
00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:07,165
So we're clear on everything?
292
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:09,900
Eyes and ears on anything
that can trigger a flash.
293
00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:11,900
Our cover is that we're
a couple, you're...
294
00:13:11,935 --> 00:13:13,067
Charles Carmichael.
295
00:13:13,102 --> 00:13:14,200
Yeah, I got it.
296
00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:17,800
It should be pretty fun, right?
297
00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:19,500
It's work.
298
00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:24,700
That's okay. I got it.
299
00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:26,400
Okay, well, uh...
300
00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:27,700
ready to go to work?
301
00:13:46,100 --> 00:13:48,000
If you're expecting me to hit
the tables tonight, I'm gonna need
302
00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:50,500
a no-interest spy loan
or something like that.
303
00:13:50,535 --> 00:13:51,867
You'd be shocked what a government
304
00:13:51,902 --> 00:13:53,165
super-computer pays these days.
305
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,200
The CIA staked us. You have a hundred.
306
00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:57,100
Oh, well, that's ample.
307
00:13:57,800 --> 00:13:59,100
Since when do you drink martinis?
308
00:13:59,135 --> 00:14:00,165
Oh, oh, I don't, no.
309
00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:01,600
But Carmichael loves them.
310
00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:04,900
There he is. Let's go.
311
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,100
Ah! Roulette, eh?
312
00:14:12,300 --> 00:14:14,800
My favorite game aside
from "Call of Duty. "
313
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:16,200
Chips, please.
314
00:14:16,700 --> 00:14:17,900
100, sir.
315
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:18,800
Good luck.
316
00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:20,500
Don't lose it.
317
00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:23,700
I don't believe we've
met before. I'm Lon Kirk.
318
00:14:23,735 --> 00:14:25,700
I'm the host of this evening's event.
319
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,300
I know the people of Taiwan
are deeply appreciative
320
00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:30,267
- of your generosity.
- Oh, well, cheers.
321
00:14:30,302 --> 00:14:32,200
The name's Carmichael.
Charles Carmichael.
322
00:14:32,235 --> 00:14:34,500
Pleasure, and your stunning...
323
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:36,500
...companion?
324
00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:39,200
Sarah Walker. Pleasure.
325
00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:42,500
- May I ask, Mr. Kirk...
- Lon, please.
326
00:14:42,535 --> 00:14:44,465
Lon, I was wondering
327
00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:46,000
how you came to focus your
328
00:14:46,035 --> 00:14:47,465
charitable efforts on Taiwan.
329
00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:49,950
Well, I started doing business there,
330
00:14:49,985 --> 00:14:52,400
and I just fell in
love with the people-
331
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:55,200
their indefatigable spirit
- and I said to myself...
332
00:14:55,235 --> 00:14:57,417
- Three and nine, please.
- Yes, sir.
333
00:14:57,452 --> 00:14:59,600
I said to myself, "Lon, you can help. "
334
00:14:59,635 --> 00:15:00,900
That's wonderful.
335
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,365
And I always bet on red
336
00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:03,565
because it reminds me of all
337
00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:05,100
the pain and suffering in the world.
338
00:15:05,135 --> 00:15:06,300
How noble.
339
00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:08,400
- Any other
bets? - Mm-hmm!
340
00:15:08,435 --> 00:15:09,600
Mm-hmm.
341
00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:11,700
I'm in. All of it.
342
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,400
"Always bet on black. "
343
00:15:16,100 --> 00:15:17,650
Wesley Snipes, Passenger 57.
344
00:15:17,685 --> 00:15:19,165
Not a great film, granted.
345
00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:20,900
You sure you want to risk it all, sir?
346
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:22,300
You might want to reconsider.
347
00:15:22,335 --> 00:15:23,300
Doesn't seem prudent.
348
00:15:23,335 --> 00:15:24,400
Prudent?
349
00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:27,200
I mean, here I thought
we were gambling, right?
350
00:15:27,235 --> 00:15:29,000
Plus, if I lose it, it
goes to charity anyway.
351
00:15:29,035 --> 00:15:30,400
So here's to losing, right?
352
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:31,600
- Cheers.
- Bets are in.
353
00:15:31,635 --> 00:15:33,700
$100,000 on black.
354
00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:36,565
What?! $100,000?
355
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:37,800
Is that what you just said?
356
00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:40,600
Uh, no, no, no, no, wait,
wait wait- I didn't realize-
357
00:15:40,635 --> 00:15:42,800
it's a normal bet for me, $100,000.
358
00:15:42,835 --> 00:15:44,100
Come on, black.
359
00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:45,600
Black, black, black, black.
360
00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:48,200
Come on, honey, cheer for black.
361
00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:51,900
Three, red.
362
00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:54,000
Do you guys do mulligans in roulette?
363
00:15:54,035 --> 00:15:55,667
Or any kind of a do-over?
364
00:15:55,702 --> 00:15:57,300
Is there, like, a thing...
365
00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:01,700
If you'll excuse me.
366
00:16:04,700 --> 00:16:06,200
Did you really just wink at him?
367
00:16:06,235 --> 00:16:07,700
Did you really just lose $100,000?
368
00:16:07,735 --> 00:16:08,700
Psst.
369
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:19,165
Kirk is talking to Rashan Chen.
370
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:21,300
He's the Taiwanese Attaché|to
the Premier, he's dirty.
371
00:16:21,335 --> 00:16:22,600
They're using the charity as a front
372
00:16:22,635 --> 00:16:24,300
to launder counterfeit money.
373
00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:26,700
Okay, something's wrong.
I'm going to go over.
374
00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:28,000
Chuck, you stay at the table.
375
00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:32,000
We'll work on a payment plan later.
376
00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:33,000
Can we.
377
00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:38,400
She's being a little
obvious, don't you think?
378
00:16:38,435 --> 00:16:47,400
Relax, Chuck, she's just doing her job.
379
00:16:47,435 --> 00:16:49,400
So, uh, what did, uh...
380
00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:50,765
what did you and Kirk talk about?
381
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:53,200
Uh, he invited me to his
yacht tomorrow afternoon.
382
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:55,800
Okay, what time should I be ready?
383
00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:57,600
No, just me.
384
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,150
Oh, just, just you.
385
00:17:01,185 --> 00:17:02,700
Alone on his yacht.
386
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:08,300
Kind of disrespectful to your
boyfriend, don't you think?
387
00:17:08,335 --> 00:17:09,665
Chuck, Bryce is not my boyfriend.
388
00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:12,200
And even if he was, he'd
understand this kind of work.
389
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,500
I meant Carmichael...
390
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:16,300
actually.
391
00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:21,600
But don't worry, Carmichael's
booked up tomorrow anyway.
392
00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:24,600
Very, very busy schedule, so...
393
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,700
good luck and...
394
00:17:27,735 --> 00:17:28,600
good night.
395
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,000
Nice car.
396
00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:24,500
Not just any car.
397
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:27,600
It's a 1985 Crown Victoria.
398
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:29,165
But, like a lady,
399
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:31,300
she doesn't like it when
I talk about her age.
400
00:18:31,335 --> 00:18:33,400
I'm not really a car
guy, so I don't really...
401
00:18:33,700 --> 00:18:34,900
Pretty, pretty shiny, though.
402
00:18:34,935 --> 00:18:36,200
Oh, yeah, she's shiny.
403
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:38,465
4.6 V8 engine,
404
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:40,165
hydra glide transmission,
405
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:42,500
reupholstered the
prisoner containment area.
406
00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:43,865
Even installed a state of the art
407
00:18:43,900 --> 00:18:46,200
GPS tracking system
in the license plate.
408
00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:47,665
Can locate this baby anywhere
409
00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:49,500
in the world in less than a minute.
410
00:18:49,900 --> 00:18:50,565
It's great.
411
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:52,165
Th-that's really, Casey.
412
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:53,900
Could buy ten more just
like her with the money
413
00:18:53,935 --> 00:18:55,665
you pissed away on one spin last night.
414
00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:58,100
I knew you weren't going to let
that go. How did I know that?
415
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,365
So what, exactly, is Sarah's
416
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,200
mission on that guy's boat today?
417
00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:07,700
Get close to Lon Kirk.
418
00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:10,200
By any means necessary.
419
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:12,800
Wait, are...
420
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:16,400
You're saying she's going
to go down there and flirt
421
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,500
with Lon Kirk alone?
422
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:23,500
I mean, do you have any idea
what kind of message that gives?
423
00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:27,000
Hmm... and I hear Agent
Walker can be quite the giver.
424
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:42,800
Do me a favor and keep it up front.
425
00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:53,400
So, Morgan...
426
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:54,965
you work at Buy More?
427
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,600
Yes, sir. Yes, sir, that's correct.
428
00:19:56,635 --> 00:19:58,167
And Anna will tell you that I got
429
00:19:58,202 --> 00:19:59,700
the old nose to the grindstone.
430
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,100
You know, not literally.
431
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,000
Of course, because that would hurt.
432
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:06,400
And is that where you see
yourself in say, five years?
433
00:20:06,435 --> 00:20:07,700
That's a tough question.
434
00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:10,000
I could tell you where I don't
435
00:20:10,035 --> 00:20:11,600
want to see myself in five years:
436
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:14,900
prison, or under house arrest.
437
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:17,550
Do anything that involves a lot
438
00:20:17,585 --> 00:20:19,900
of chopping, deep knee bends.
439
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:21,165
No nudity.
440
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,000
Waiter... Cocktail.
441
00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:26,000
Just generally try
to keep my clothes on.
442
00:20:26,035 --> 00:20:27,200
You know, it's...
443
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:30,400
Are you insane?
444
00:20:30,900 --> 00:20:31,965
You can't be yourself.
445
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,200
You have to be better than yourself.
446
00:20:34,235 --> 00:20:35,600
Are you guys having lobster?
447
00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:37,500
Could you bring back a doggie bag?
448
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,100
All right, take it off, take it off.
449
00:20:39,135 --> 00:20:40,300
Be better. Got to be better.
450
00:20:40,335 --> 00:20:42,100
Where am I from?
451
00:20:42,900 --> 00:20:43,800
Whew... Wow.
452
00:20:43,900 --> 00:20:45,700
Where are any of us really from?
453
00:20:45,735 --> 00:20:47,817
I myself hail from many fathers.
454
00:20:47,852 --> 00:20:49,865
Nietzsche, Sartre, Jor-El...
455
00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:52,000
He's... Encino. He's from Encino.
456
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,400
There I was... there I was,
457
00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:57,600
there... I... was...
458
00:20:57,700 --> 00:20:59,100
in the Congo.
459
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,100
When you guys eat Chinese food
460
00:21:01,300 --> 00:21:03,300
do you get hungry a hour later, too?
461
00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:06,400
There she goes.
462
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,200
You don't mind, do you, babe?
463
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,100
You know who else
famously smoked a pipe?
464
00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:11,700
Boyhood hero of mine.
465
00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:14,000
Yeah, yeah, quite the yachtsman himself.
466
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,600
OnePopeye the Sailor Man.
467
00:21:17,100 --> 00:21:18,200
Anyone? Huh?
468
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:21,200
Ï£ÍûËûÍÑÁËÒ·þ£¬
469
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,700
±È©×ÅÒ·þºÃ¿¡£
470
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:27,600
ËûÊÇÒ»¸ö·è×Ó¡£
471
00:21:27,635 --> 00:21:29,700
ÌÖÑá¡£
472
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:31,300
Will you guys excuse me...
473
00:21:31,700 --> 00:21:33,400
for one second? Thank you.
474
00:21:38,700 --> 00:21:39,165
Hey, Morgan.
475
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,600
Yeah, hey, hey, dude, we got
a possible situation here.
476
00:21:41,635 --> 00:21:43,517
I'm out lunching with Anna's Parents
477
00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:45,400
at some fancy yacht club in the Marina.
478
00:21:45,435 --> 00:21:46,465
Okay, when who do I see,
479
00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:49,100
but someone who resembles the
future Mrs. Chuck Bartowski.
480
00:21:49,135 --> 00:21:51,200
All right, now she's getting lotioned up
481
00:21:51,235 --> 00:21:53,665
by some creepy Richard Branson
482
00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:55,600
meets Willem Dafoe
- lookin' dude, right?
483
00:21:55,635 --> 00:21:58,165
And he is all over her, man.
484
00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:01,400
I mean, he is really greasing
her and working up this lather.
485
00:22:01,435 --> 00:22:04,267
I mean, it's just, it's,
uh, quite a scene over here.
486
00:22:04,302 --> 00:22:07,100
And, um, hey, listen, I got
to go, man, lobster here.
487
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:20,600
Hey, oh, hey, hey, hey, hey!
488
00:22:20,635 --> 00:22:22,000
Don't shoot. Put the gun down.
489
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:23,365
You can have the jelly-filled.
490
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:24,800
What are you doing here, Bartowski?
491
00:22:24,900 --> 00:22:26,400
Thought you might be hungry, you know.
492
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:28,600
Friend to friend kind of a thing.
493
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:29,465
Where's Sarah?
494
00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:30,765
Oh, that's it. You think
495
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:32,265
your girlfriend's stepping out on you.
496
00:22:32,300 --> 00:22:35,100
Agent Walker is fine
and doing her job, see?
497
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:39,900
Plus, we have a whole team here
498
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:42,300
to back her up, okay?
499
00:22:42,900 --> 00:22:44,300
So you can beat it, Bartowski.
500
00:22:46,100 --> 00:22:47,200
Oh, my God, they're going down.
501
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:57,665
chuck, What is it?
502
00:22:57,700 --> 00:23:00,150
They're loading counterfeit
plates onto the boat.
503
00:23:00,185 --> 00:23:02,600
They're hidden in crates
marked as aid medicines.
504
00:23:02,635 --> 00:23:03,300
What?
505
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,300
Yeah, I just flashed on a crate
506
00:23:05,335 --> 00:23:05,965
they just brought onboard.
507
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,900
That's why Kirk just
brought Sarah below deck.
508
00:23:07,935 --> 00:23:09,117
This guy's important, Chuck.
509
00:23:09,152 --> 00:23:10,626
We can't be wrong. You sure?
510
00:23:10,661 --> 00:23:12,100
I just flashed. I'm sure, okay?
511
00:23:14,300 --> 00:23:15,300
This is Casey.
512
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,800
We're going in... Go.
513
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:25,700
Federal agents. Nobody move!
514
00:23:28,900 --> 00:23:30,000
Excuse me for a moment.
515
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:37,300
Who are you people?
516
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:38,165
NSA.
517
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:40,400
- Stay right there. Let us do our job.
- Your job?
518
00:23:40,435 --> 00:23:42,467
- Do you have any idea who I am?
- Open it.
519
00:23:42,502 --> 00:23:44,500
That crate is a bonded
humanitarian shipment
520
00:23:44,535 --> 00:23:46,665
certified by the United Nations.
521
00:23:46,700 --> 00:23:48,065
It's illegal for any of you to open it.
522
00:23:48,100 --> 00:23:50,200
Oh, I can make some phone calls.
Hope you don't mind waiting.
523
00:23:50,235 --> 00:23:52,100
Oh, I do, so we won't.
524
00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:56,300
Medical supplies.
525
00:23:57,300 --> 00:23:58,600
For the earthquake victims of Taiwan.
526
00:23:58,635 --> 00:24:00,200
I wanted to deliver it myself.
527
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:01,400
We leave tomorrow.
528
00:24:03,300 --> 00:24:04,065
Now, if I could get
529
00:24:04,100 --> 00:24:05,550
your names and agency affiliations,
530
00:24:05,585 --> 00:24:07,292
I want to make sure that everybody
531
00:24:07,327 --> 00:24:09,263
is properly accounted for when I speak
532
00:24:09,298 --> 00:24:11,200
to your bosses' bosses
later this evening.
533
00:24:17,300 --> 00:24:18,500
Ellie or Awesome home?
534
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:20,350
No. They're at work.
535
00:24:20,385 --> 00:24:21,865
And hello to you, too.
536
00:24:21,900 --> 00:24:23,100
What the hell happened today?
537
00:24:23,900 --> 00:24:25,100
I
- I don't know. I don't get it.
538
00:24:25,135 --> 00:24:26,200
I had a flash.
539
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:27,865
Right when I went below deck with Kirk.
540
00:24:27,900 --> 00:24:30,400
- It's pretty convenient timing, I would say.
- What are you talking about?
541
00:24:30,435 --> 00:24:32,400
Just when you thought that I
was getting intimate with Kirk,
542
00:24:32,435 --> 00:24:33,717
you decided to have a flash.
543
00:24:33,752 --> 00:24:34,965
What exactly are you implying?
544
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,700
That I faked the flash?
That I'm a flash faker?
545
00:24:36,735 --> 00:24:38,667
You know, I think we
need to discuss the fact
546
00:24:38,702 --> 00:24:40,600
that you let your emotions
get in the way today.
547
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:41,900
My emotions?
548
00:24:42,300 --> 00:24:44,965
Things have been a little
off since the incident, Chuck.
549
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:48,100
Really? And what incident are you
referring to, Agent Walker, huh?
550
00:24:48,300 --> 00:24:49,865
Could it be the incident
where you planted a kiss
551
00:24:49,900 --> 00:24:53,400
on me right before a bomb was
supposed to go off, ending our lives?
552
00:24:53,500 --> 00:24:55,500
That same kiss right before
your boyfriend, Bryce,
553
00:24:55,535 --> 00:24:56,900
came back from the dead, that kiss?
554
00:24:56,935 --> 00:24:58,117
Stop saying kiss. It happened.
555
00:24:58,152 --> 00:24:59,265
Okay? What's done is done.
556
00:24:59,300 --> 00:25:00,900
Can we just not talk about it, please?
557
00:25:00,935 --> 00:25:02,367
Okay, fine. Absolutely, of course.
558
00:25:02,402 --> 00:25:03,701
Just answer me one little thing.
559
00:25:03,736 --> 00:25:04,965
Chuck... Did you kiss me that night
560
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,065
because you thought
we were going to die,
561
00:25:06,100 --> 00:25:08,000
and mine were the most
convenient lips around,
562
00:25:08,100 --> 00:25:09,800
or was it actually about me?
563
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:14,000
What happened was a mistake.
564
00:25:16,100 --> 00:25:17,300
One I won't make again.
565
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:41,000
Well, well, well!
566
00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:43,765
Lookin' good, Morgan.
567
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:45,800
Well, feelin' good, Charles.
568
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,500
And how was, uh, meeting Anna's parents?
569
00:25:48,535 --> 00:25:50,165
Uh, it was... it was fine.
570
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:52,000
You know, I think it went, uh, okay...
571
00:25:55,100 --> 00:25:56,000
...ish.
572
00:25:56,100 --> 00:25:57,165
Let's just say he wasn't
573
00:25:57,200 --> 00:26:00,000
the Morgan we've all
come to know and love.
574
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:04,465
- Hey, Captain Steubing!
- Morning, Michael.
575
00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:05,800
You know, I was I thinking
about focusing my energy
576
00:26:05,835 --> 00:26:07,265
on the starboard side
of the store today.
577
00:26:07,300 --> 00:26:09,800
You don't change into some
regulation clothing right now,
578
00:26:09,835 --> 00:26:11,900
I'm gonna kick the
starboard side of your ass.
579
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:14,065
Why do people hate the rich?
580
00:26:14,100 --> 00:26:15,300
Hey, listen, speaking of starboard,
581
00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:17,500
uh, Anna's parents invited us,
582
00:26:17,535 --> 00:26:19,265
or at least Anna, on a cruise
583
00:26:19,300 --> 00:26:20,800
with some of their
big-shot Taiwanese friends.
584
00:26:20,835 --> 00:26:22,700
You and Sarah should join us.
585
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:24,365
Supposed to be some
bigwig diplomats there.
586
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:26,600
You and Sarah should be hanging
out with diplomats, Chuck.
587
00:26:27,900 --> 00:26:29,965
Oh. Or just you.
588
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,400
Right. I'm sorry, dude.
589
00:26:31,700 --> 00:26:33,300
Did you find out that
was Sarah yesterday?
590
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:34,600
Yeah. Yeah.
591
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:36,500
Yeah, that wasn't her.
592
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:41,400
Must have been some other
busty, long-legged blonde.
593
00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:43,000
They're a dime a dozen around here.
594
00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:44,765
Figured it wasn't her, you know?
595
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:46,500
And to be honest with you,
I wasn't looking at her face.
596
00:26:47,500 --> 00:26:49,200
Well, boat later, huh?
597
00:26:49,300 --> 00:26:50,700
You? Me?
598
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,100
Shrimp cocktail's supposed to be served.
599
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:53,900
Thanks, buddy, but, uh,
600
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,600
I think I'm going to
stay landlocked tonight.
601
00:26:55,635 --> 00:26:57,900
Oh, well, suit yourself. Ahoy hoy.
602
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:02,300
Which part of handle Lon Kirk
with caution wasn't clear,
603
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:03,700
Agents Walker and Casey?
604
00:27:03,735 --> 00:27:05,000
Chuck flashed, General.
605
00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:07,500
Our decision to raid the boat
was based on the information
606
00:27:07,535 --> 00:27:09,000
we received from the Intersect.
607
00:27:09,035 --> 00:27:10,500
Except Chuck was wrong.
608
00:27:10,900 --> 00:27:13,900
We think Kirk must have managed
to hide the plates somehow.
609
00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:14,900
Where?
610
00:27:16,900 --> 00:27:17,265
We don't know.
611
00:27:17,300 --> 00:27:18,600
So, you moved in anyway?
612
00:27:19,100 --> 00:27:20,800
Is there something that
might have caused Chuck
613
00:27:20,835 --> 00:27:22,767
to think those plates
were on Kirk's boat?
614
00:27:22,802 --> 00:27:24,700
Anything that might
have caused his flash?
615
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,300
Not that we're aware of.
616
00:27:28,700 --> 00:27:31,300
I don't want the two of you
anywhere near Kirk from now on.
617
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:33,200
Both of us? But he doesn't suspect me.
618
00:27:33,235 --> 00:27:34,467
We don't know that,
619
00:27:34,502 --> 00:27:35,665
and we can't risk it.
620
00:27:35,700 --> 00:27:39,400
So until further notice,
consider yourselves benched.
621
00:27:43,100 --> 00:27:44,800
Well, that was a bang-up job, Walker.
622
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,600
All right, I'm going to give you
one last chance to come clean.
623
00:27:48,635 --> 00:27:51,200
Did you or did you not compromise
yourself and the Intersect?
624
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:02,500
Do you ever just want
to have a normal life?
625
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:06,200
Have a family?
626
00:28:07,300 --> 00:28:08,300
Children?
627
00:28:10,900 --> 00:28:12,300
The choice we made
628
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,500
to protect something
bigger than ourselves
629
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:16,800
is the right choice,
630
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,500
hard as that is for you
to remember sometimes.
631
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:27,900
I'll talk to Chuck.
632
00:28:28,700 --> 00:28:29,565
And if I can't fix this,
633
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:31,400
then I'm going to ask
for a reassignment.
634
00:28:52,500 --> 00:28:53,200
Oh.
635
00:28:55,100 --> 00:28:57,200
Aha, Gilligan.
636
00:28:58,500 --> 00:28:59,600
Hey there, little buddy.
637
00:29:27,700 --> 00:29:29,300
The plates are on Rashan's boat.
638
00:29:30,500 --> 00:29:31,200
Oh...
639
00:29:32,900 --> 00:29:34,065
This baby's got it all.
640
00:29:34,100 --> 00:29:35,400
You got the four main burners...
641
00:29:35,435 --> 00:29:37,000
Hey, hey, we need to talk.
642
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:39,100
Later. I'm about to move a Beastmaster.
643
00:29:39,135 --> 00:29:40,200
No. Now.
644
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:42,800
Fine.
645
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:44,200
I'll be right back.
646
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:46,100
This better be good.
647
00:29:46,135 --> 00:29:46,965
Morgan sent me a jpeg
648
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,550
from the Taiwanese attaché's yacht.
649
00:29:48,585 --> 00:29:50,092
Okay? I uploaded it to my computer,
650
00:29:50,127 --> 00:29:51,863
and then I used an XTEL software device
651
00:29:51,898 --> 00:29:53,600
to break down the data
into readable bytes.
652
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:55,300
English, Bartowski.
653
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:56,800
I blew up the photo.
654
00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:59,400
The counterfeiting plates
are on Rashan's boat
655
00:29:59,435 --> 00:30:00,865
with Anna and Morgan.
656
00:30:00,900 --> 00:30:02,800
These are the same crates
you flashed on yesterday.
657
00:30:02,835 --> 00:30:03,917
The one's that got us benched.
658
00:30:03,952 --> 00:30:05,000
Did you just hear what I said?
659
00:30:05,035 --> 00:30:06,300
Morgan and Anna are on...
660
00:30:09,700 --> 00:30:10,565
Look, I'm right about this.
661
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,200
The Intersect is right about this.
662
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:13,900
Orders are orders.
663
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:19,200
Your wiener, sir.
664
00:30:19,500 --> 00:30:20,800
Excuse me. Look, I need to talk to you.
665
00:30:20,835 --> 00:30:21,765
Chuck, please, not now.
666
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:24,300
Sarah, these are the same crates
that I flashed on yesterday,
667
00:30:24,335 --> 00:30:25,265
right here on a boat
668
00:30:25,300 --> 00:30:26,465
with the Taiwanese attaché.
669
00:30:26,500 --> 00:30:28,100
The one you saw arguing with Kirk.
670
00:30:28,135 --> 00:30:29,665
He's getting away with the plates.
671
00:30:29,700 --> 00:30:31,850
You think Kirk put the
plates on Rashan's boat?
672
00:30:31,885 --> 00:30:34,000
Yes. Look, I know that
your orders are to stay away
673
00:30:34,035 --> 00:30:35,265
from this, but you have to believe me.
674
00:30:35,300 --> 00:30:37,900
The plates are on that boat,
possibly with Morgan and Anna.
675
00:30:38,500 --> 00:30:39,900
Look, trust me, I wouldn't
even be here right now
676
00:30:39,935 --> 00:30:40,817
if I wasn't 100% sure.
677
00:30:40,852 --> 00:30:41,700
What... What are you...?
678
00:30:41,735 --> 00:30:42,600
Let's go.
679
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:51,800
Chuck!
680
00:30:51,900 --> 00:30:52,500
Sarah!
681
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,400
casey, what are you doing here?
682
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:56,300
Someone needs to protect
the Intersect, huh?
683
00:30:56,700 --> 00:30:57,650
Well, that's very thoughtful.
684
00:30:57,685 --> 00:30:58,565
Thank you very much, I guess.
685
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,600
Plus, I didn't want to
miss any gunplay. Come on.
686
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:07,800
Look, there he is.
687
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,100
There's a GPS missile
tracking device on the ship.
688
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:23,300
They're going to blow it up.
689
00:31:23,335 --> 00:31:23,965
Kirk's got his money,
690
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,300
and he's going to bury the evidence.
691
00:31:25,700 --> 00:31:27,300
I'm king of the world!
692
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:30,200
I'm king of the world!
693
00:31:33,300 --> 00:31:34,965
i'm king of the world!
694
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,800
They're loading
something on Kirk's boat.
695
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:38,950
That's it. That's the missile launcher.
696
00:31:38,985 --> 00:31:40,692
They're going to follow
them out and use it
697
00:31:40,727 --> 00:31:42,400
to take out the
Taiwanese attaché's boat.
698
00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:44,500
- The one with Morgan on it? Little buddy.
- Yeah.
699
00:31:44,535 --> 00:31:45,665
Casey, I'm going to create a diversion.
700
00:31:45,700 --> 00:31:47,600
- I'll get the guards. Chuck...
- Yeah, I know. Stay in the car.
701
00:31:47,635 --> 00:31:48,900
- I get it.
- Not this time.
702
00:31:50,300 --> 00:31:52,400
We've got a GPS tracker on their ship.
703
00:31:52,435 --> 00:31:53,900
The rocket guides itself.
704
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:55,065
Are the coordinates set?
705
00:31:55,100 --> 00:31:57,300
Yes, sir. I've just
got to pull the trigger.
706
00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:00,000
No. When the time comes,
I'll pull the trigger.
707
00:32:00,100 --> 00:32:01,300
I never liked Rashan anyway.
708
00:32:01,335 --> 00:32:01,865
Sir?
709
00:32:01,900 --> 00:32:03,000
We've got a situation.
710
00:32:03,035 --> 00:32:03,900
Lon?
711
00:32:04,700 --> 00:32:05,400
Lon!
712
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:06,700
Oh...
713
00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:08,400
Hi.
714
00:32:08,700 --> 00:32:09,765
It's okay, it's okay.
715
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:13,200
Uh, Lon, uh, I'm so sorry,
but I... I had to talk to you.
716
00:32:13,300 --> 00:32:14,865
Well, uh, that's great, Sarah,
717
00:32:14,900 --> 00:32:16,200
but we're actually about to push off.
718
00:32:16,235 --> 00:32:17,265
I know, I know.
719
00:32:17,300 --> 00:32:20,700
Uh, God, this is...
this is embarrassing,
720
00:32:20,735 --> 00:32:24,065
but, uh, it's just,
since I was here last,
721
00:32:24,100 --> 00:32:26,500
I haven't been able to
stop thinking about you,
722
00:32:26,535 --> 00:32:28,900
and I was just wondering
if maybe we could talk
723
00:32:28,935 --> 00:32:29,900
or...?
724
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:33,365
Um, uh...
725
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:36,000
...uh, yeah, okay, we
have a couple minutes.
726
00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:37,900
Well, well, well!
727
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:40,050
I see how it is, Sarah!
728
00:32:40,085 --> 00:32:41,900
How could you do this?
729
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:45,200
After everything that I've done for you.
730
00:32:45,235 --> 00:32:47,165
After all that I've given to you.
731
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:50,100
The house... the house in the Hamptons.
732
00:32:50,300 --> 00:32:51,900
Huh? Or-or, uh...
733
00:32:52,100 --> 00:32:53,165
Or what about the summers
734
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:56,500
in South Africa, or
the winters in Gstaad?
735
00:32:56,535 --> 00:32:58,100
You don't own me, Charles.
736
00:32:58,400 --> 00:32:59,900
Lon knows how I really feel.
737
00:32:59,935 --> 00:33:00,700
Do you love him?
738
00:33:02,700 --> 00:33:05,100
You know what? I actually
don't have time for this.
739
00:33:05,300 --> 00:33:06,700
Oh, yes, you do.
740
00:33:07,500 --> 00:33:08,600
Shh, shh...
741
00:33:08,900 --> 00:33:10,700
Yeah, I know what you're up to, buddy.
742
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:12,365
- I know the truth.
- Why don't you just go home?
743
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:15,500
- Tell me...
- You know what? It is time for you to go.
744
00:33:15,700 --> 00:33:16,400
What was that?
745
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,665
He's in... Sarah... Oh, hey.
746
00:33:23,700 --> 00:33:26,100
No, he's... he went in
the... he went in the...
747
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:29,400
Get out of the way.
748
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,200
Put the rocket launcher down.
749
00:33:32,300 --> 00:33:34,100
Oh!
750
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:46,700
Hey, hey, hey.
751
00:33:46,900 --> 00:33:49,600
look, look, look, The rocket
is guided by GPS software.
752
00:33:49,635 --> 00:33:51,000
All software can be reset.
753
00:33:52,700 --> 00:33:53,400
Hurry up.
754
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:57,100
Great. Bye.
755
00:34:03,100 --> 00:34:03,765
Look at the size...
756
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:05,465
these things are the size of baby cats.
757
00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:07,265
You're going to be sick if
you don't stop eating those.
758
00:34:07,300 --> 00:34:10,100
Yeah, but look, Mr. Wu, have
you ever seen something so huge?
759
00:34:10,135 --> 00:34:11,200
Please stop that.
760
00:34:11,500 --> 00:34:12,900
This is fant...
761
00:34:13,500 --> 00:34:14,700
Oh, Anna, look, look, look, look, look.
762
00:34:14,735 --> 00:34:16,200
Fireworks.
763
00:34:20,900 --> 00:34:21,800
That's it.
764
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:24,200
Ooh...
765
00:34:25,700 --> 00:34:26,900
You did it, Chuck.
766
00:34:27,700 --> 00:34:28,765
I can't... I can't...
767
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:30,100
I can't believe that worked.
768
00:34:31,300 --> 00:34:32,800
Chuck, where's the rocket heading now?
769
00:34:32,835 --> 00:34:34,865
I don't know. I reset it.
770
00:34:34,900 --> 00:34:37,000
You sure reset doesn't
mean return to sender?
771
00:34:39,500 --> 00:34:40,065
Oh, man.
772
00:34:40,100 --> 00:34:41,265
Oh, oh, oh, man. Oh, man.
773
00:34:41,300 --> 00:34:42,665
Enter another target. Away from us.
774
00:34:42,700 --> 00:34:45,900
I need-I need another target
first, with GPS coordinates.
775
00:34:49,100 --> 00:34:50,300
Casey, what about your car?
776
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:53,765
- No!
- Come on, we're running out of time here!
777
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:56,000
Just tell me what the GPS
coordinates are for the Crown Vic.
778
00:34:56,035 --> 00:34:58,000
- Tell him, Casey!
- Tell me, Casey!
779
00:34:58,500 --> 00:34:59,900
7-1-4-7-7.
780
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:06,000
I'm really sorry, buddy. Oh!
781
00:35:09,700 --> 00:35:11,300
I hate this assignment.
782
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:22,300
I said I was sorry, right?
783
00:35:37,300 --> 00:35:38,700
- Hey, buddy.
- Hey, dude.
784
00:35:40,500 --> 00:35:42,700
How did it go with Anna's
family on the yacht?
785
00:35:43,100 --> 00:35:45,200
Fine, until I got seasick and barfed.
786
00:35:46,100 --> 00:35:47,100
Was Anna freaked out?
787
00:35:47,500 --> 00:35:50,600
She rubbed my back mid-puke
and then brought me a warm cloth
788
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:53,200
to clean the shrimp
blobs out of my beard.
789
00:35:53,235 --> 00:35:55,600
- Hmm.
- She's an amazing woman, dude.
790
00:35:55,900 --> 00:35:57,600
And I am a lucky guy.
791
00:35:58,500 --> 00:36:00,600
Is there any way you can say
that to her, instead of me?
792
00:36:00,635 --> 00:36:02,165
Yeah, I guess I could,
793
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:04,365
but that would leave me
completely vulnerable.
794
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:06,650
You know, kind of like a sweet
little puppy laying on his back
795
00:36:06,685 --> 00:36:08,900
waiting for his belly to be
scratched, privates just kind of
796
00:36:08,935 --> 00:36:10,400
dangling out there for everyone to see.
797
00:36:12,300 --> 00:36:14,900
But I can certainly give it a shot.
798
00:36:15,300 --> 00:36:15,800
You know?
799
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,300
Store's closed.
800
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:21,700
Time to get polluted.
801
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:25,000
Okay, people.
802
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:27,000
The official Buy More Christmas...
803
00:36:27,035 --> 00:36:28,000
Hey, now.
804
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:32,400
Holiday Party is about to commence.
805
00:36:32,500 --> 00:36:35,165
As a reminder, I will accept all gifts-
806
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:38,400
cash and checks
- in my office or under the tree.
807
00:36:38,900 --> 00:36:42,300
Keep it clean and be
prepared to get down!
808
00:37:12,700 --> 00:37:14,400
I'll be right back.
809
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:16,965
Hey, uh, listen,
810
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,800
I
- I'm really sorry about the whole...
811
00:37:18,835 --> 00:37:19,765
Killing my car thing?
812
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:21,700
Yeah, that. Again, sorry.
813
00:37:22,300 --> 00:37:23,700
She was my dream car.
814
00:37:25,100 --> 00:37:26,800
A Crown Victoria was your dream car?
815
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:28,265
And why wouldn't it be?
816
00:37:28,300 --> 00:37:31,000
Really beautiful lines, I
- I've always found.
817
00:37:31,100 --> 00:37:32,800
I feel terrible about that, okay?
818
00:37:32,835 --> 00:37:34,467
But it is the holidays, right?
819
00:37:34,502 --> 00:37:36,100
Which is a time for forgiveness.
820
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:38,700
Is there anything I can
do to make it up to you?
821
00:37:38,735 --> 00:37:41,400
Sure. You can buy me a new car.
822
00:37:41,700 --> 00:37:42,300
Ha.
823
00:37:44,900 --> 00:37:46,000
You're totally serious.
824
00:37:46,300 --> 00:37:47,300
I... that's my jam.
825
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:51,400
Nun.
826
00:37:52,100 --> 00:37:53,300
I do believe that makes me the winner.
827
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:55,000
I thought Shin beat Nun.
828
00:37:55,500 --> 00:37:56,300
Mm-hmm...
829
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:58,500
And have you been bar
mitzvah'd, Jeffrey?
830
00:37:59,100 --> 00:38:01,900
- No.
831
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:03,500
Anna, can I talk to you?
832
00:38:07,500 --> 00:38:08,200
Um...
833
00:38:09,500 --> 00:38:10,100
Uh...
834
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:12,400
I'm really sorry that
I was kind of a jerk
835
00:38:12,435 --> 00:38:13,465
in front of your parents.
836
00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:15,000
You know, I pretended
to be something I'm not
837
00:38:15,300 --> 00:38:17,100
because I thought...
838
00:38:18,500 --> 00:38:20,000
I thought that you
were embarrassed of me.
839
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:21,200
Morgan,
840
00:38:21,700 --> 00:38:24,065
I didn't want you to meet my parents
841
00:38:24,100 --> 00:38:28,000
because I'm embarrassed of
who I am in front of them.
842
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:30,100
What do you mean?
843
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:32,950
Pretending to be their
obedient little girl,
844
00:38:32,985 --> 00:38:35,100
dressing a certain
way, not being myself.
845
00:38:36,300 --> 00:38:38,000
I didn't want you to see me like that.
846
00:38:38,500 --> 00:38:39,900
I did miss your pretty makeup,
847
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:43,600
and your inappropriately short skirts.
848
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:47,000
Not everything's changed, Morgan.
849
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:49,900
You think the break room door is locked?
850
00:38:49,935 --> 00:38:51,000
Let's find out.
851
00:38:51,300 --> 00:38:53,800
Merry Christmas to all
and to all a good night.
852
00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:05,000
Hi.
853
00:39:07,500 --> 00:39:10,300
I'm glad you... I'm glad you came.
854
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:13,600
I got you something.
855
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:22,500
It's a new alarm clock. Merry Christmas.
856
00:39:22,700 --> 00:39:23,600
You shouldn't have.
857
00:39:23,635 --> 00:39:25,100
Ah, come on.
858
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:27,200
They're on sale in Home Electronics.
859
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:29,300
Which reminds me, I should
probably scan that thing
860
00:39:29,335 --> 00:39:30,600
before you leave the store with it.
861
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:35,200
Look, it's also kind of
a... kind of a thank you
862
00:39:36,100 --> 00:39:39,000
for believing me when you
had good reason not to.
863
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,100
Well, it's my job, you know.
864
00:39:41,135 --> 00:39:41,900
It's what I do.
865
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:44,800
It's the one thing I'm good at.
866
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:46,500
Really?
867
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:49,600
'Cause I'm pretty sure you're
good at a lot of things.
868
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:52,600
Well, as you can see from everything
869
00:39:52,635 --> 00:39:54,100
that happened with Bryce,
870
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:57,600
I'm not so good at relationships.
871
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,500
I guess that makes two of us.
872
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:07,200
And then that makes me good at...
873
00:40:08,100 --> 00:40:10,865
pretty much nothing, I suppose.
874
00:40:10,900 --> 00:40:12,700
Chuck, you're good at your job, too.
875
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,600
And not just here, fixing computers.
876
00:40:16,300 --> 00:40:19,950
You know, the one where you
risk your life to save others;
877
00:40:19,985 --> 00:40:23,600
the one that you didn't ask
for but were supposed to have.
878
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:31,300
Friends?
879
00:40:34,300 --> 00:40:35,300
Yeah. Friends.
880
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:43,300
Mistletoe.
881
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:46,900
You'll thank me later, dude.
882
00:40:48,100 --> 00:40:49,500
How about we just dance?
883
00:40:50,300 --> 00:40:50,900
Sure.
884
00:40:51,300 --> 00:40:52,000
Lame.
885
00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:58,300
Casey.
886
00:40:58,335 --> 00:40:59,000
Major.
887
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:03,700
i am calling to imform you that the baby
version of intersect computer was successful.
888
00:41:03,735 --> 00:41:06,900
this means the new intersect
should be up running soon.
889
00:41:07,100 --> 00:41:08,900
Once the new computer is on line,
890
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:11,500
it will be time to
take care of Bartowski.
891
00:41:13,700 --> 00:41:14,500
Roger that.
892
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:18,000
I hope you have not grown
too fond of the subject.
893
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:20,700
I would hate for you to be compromised.
894
00:41:24,300 --> 00:41:25,900
I understand my orders, General.
895
00:41:29,300 --> 00:41:30,900
Oh, and... John?
896
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:32,600
Yeah?
897
00:41:34,100 --> 00:41:35,400
Happy Holidays.