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Hi. I'm Chuck
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and here are a few things
you might need to know.
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My dad must have left this for me.
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Oh my God! I didn't think you could top
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abandoning me for the last 20 years...
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and then you shot me.
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Sarah, my mom did something to
me with that device.
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My name is Alexei Volkoff.
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I believe you were looking for me.
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Sarah, I can't flash. The Intersect is gone.
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You wanted to see me, Alexei.
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I've just had some disturbing news.
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Agent Carmichael is still alive.
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I'm as surprised as you are.
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I was there.
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We tied them up...
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planted explosives all around them...
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and yet, he survived.
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It was my fault.
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I underestimated him.
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Let's tidy things up.
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I'm assigning you my top assassins:
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Pierre, Victor, Hercule.
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Use them.
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And, Frost...
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make certain he's really dead this time.
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All right. Are you ready for this?
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You and me, locked and loaded,
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training for hand-to-hand combat.
Absolutely,
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but remember I had six
months of training in Prague.
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This is different now.
This is Chuck unplugged.
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Wow. It sounds kind of hard-core
when you say it like that.
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It's gonna be good. Honest, I'm-I'm mostly
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just scared about today, man. Black Friday?
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This is the scariest shopping day of the year.
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Many a Buy More manager
has fallen on this day.
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Hey! Hey, hey, buddy,
you're going to be just fine.
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We'll learn a few moves;
you'll get through it.
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All right, I'm pumped! I'm pump... hey!
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Let's go in there and kick some serious ass.
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All right, ladies.
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Let's grab a pole
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and make that booty clap.
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Morgan, what sort of
hand-to-hand combat class
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did you sign us up for? Strip kick.
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Yeah, it mixes the self-defense of Krav Maga
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with the intense core
workout of pole dancing.
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I saw an infomercial on it
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All right, ladies...
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kick!
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How's it going with you and Sarah?
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Any uh, progress on "el proposalito"?
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Well, I-I am working on something new. Duck!
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Whoo! But, uh, I'm keeping
it a little close to the st.
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What?! Are you serious?
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Ju... Chuck, I'm a-I'm a-
I'm a part-time spy,
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man, okay? I am a very,
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very serious keeper of secrets.
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Jump!
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Casey can never know about this. Never.
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So how's the combat training going?
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Well, Cinnamon's a tough instructor,
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but I'm picking things up
pretty quickly, I think.
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Well, I am just happy to have you back.
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Me, too. And you know what?
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It's the best I've felt in a long time.
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Good, good. I thought
you might still be upset
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after Ellie and Awesome
cancelled Thanksgiving dinner.
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What? No, no, no, of course not.
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They're doctors. It happens.
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Besides, tonight is our
annual leftover dinner.
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Just as delicious as Thanksgiving,
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without all the big-event stress.
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Remember, Frost wants them
killed at close range.
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No sound.
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I guess I was just a little worried,
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'cause holidays are for family time, and...
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with everything that
happened with your mother...
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Well, I think I've developed
a little perspective.
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I mean, I'm ready to put the past behind me.
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Really.
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Don't sound so skeptical, all right?
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If my mom were standing
in front of me right now,
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I honestly think I'd say, "All is forgiven,
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"and good luck being an evil bad guy."
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And, uh, speaking of looking
forward to the future...
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Chuck, get down!
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Wow. This stuff really works.
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Sarah, I can't handle these
guys without the Intersect.
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I've only got the one move.
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Uh, Sarah...
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What?
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Mom?
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Come with me if you want to live.
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Transcrypt by www.addic7ed.com
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Okay. Here we are safe.
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Now you can start answering
some of my questions.
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We can't stay here.
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Volkoff has contacts in the CIA.
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We have to move.
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We should believe you, because last time
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trusting you worked out so well.
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Chuck, I didn't want to
have to do the things I did.
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Most people's moms don't have
to explain to their kids
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why they shot them,
or tied them up and blew up
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their childhood home.
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I didn't have a choice.
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There's always a choice!
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You could choose to let me
know what your plan is.
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Chuck, maybe we can step outside for a second?
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We're running out of...
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No. You're not going anywhere.
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What happened to putting
the past behind you?
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She just pushes my buttons, you know?
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I mean, you want to be
able to trust your mom,
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not worry that she's gonna
shoot you in the face.
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Which is why you should stay
out of this interrogation.
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There is something that she's not telling us,
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and we're not going to get
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to the bottom of it with you in the room.
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Sarah, I'm perfectly capable of doing...
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BIG MIKE: This is what
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a successful Black Friday looks like.
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You did it, son. I couldn't be prouder.
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It was hairy there for a minute,
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but, like, we ran out of those
Bondesen 7G Smartphones.
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But you remembered what I taught you.
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No phone? Sell them a head spa.
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No head spa? Sell 'em a used phone.
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Now...
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I brought this for you.
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Really? Just think of this as
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my fatherly love... in the form of
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fresh meatballs smothered in marinara
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with gooey delicious
provolone melting all over.
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Wow. That is just a
terrible metaphor, you know,
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but I forgive yo 'cause it smells delicious.
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You deserve it. Hey, all right.
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I should go.
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I'm getting a little misty.
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Mmm. Yeah, okay.
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Excuse me!
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Can you help me?
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Oh, geez, I'm sorry, Miss.
We're-we're-wee closed.
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Well, I just want to buy o
of those 7G Smartphones.
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Completely sold out of those. Please!
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I'll do anything.
Uh, not that I'm not flattered,
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but who has two thumbs and is taken?
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Boom, This guy.
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Okay. Happy holidays.
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Okay.
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This is our finest plan yet, Jeffrey-
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smartphones that can also send
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and receive calls.
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I mean, people will do
anything for these bad boys.
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Who have you been talking to?
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No one, no one, no one.
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Stop being paranoid. Remember,
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this is not stealing.
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This is pre-buying with
funds at we do not have yet,
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which we will postpay when
we sell these phones on eBay.
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And then, my friend...
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Use the profits to make our sweet demo.
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Jeffster!
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Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
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Stop. Listen. I'm going to go check
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to see if the coast is clear
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and then we'll move these puppies
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out of here. Right?
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Totally.
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Knock, knock. Brought some carrots.
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Rich in vitamin A and good
for retinal development.
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Thank you. We're starving.
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I bet. You've been working on
this nonstop since we found it.
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Figure anything out? Well, more or less.
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My dad left me a sort of... memory problem.
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He was using the brain to store data,
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but he was approaching it from
an engineer's perspective,
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and human memory works
differently than a computer.
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So... a few adjustments,
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and 36 hours of MRIs later...
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voila!
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Whoa, wait. Are you telling me
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you just solved the problem
that your dad left you?
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No, I solved it 20 minutes ago,
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and then suddenly his computer
just locked off. Look!
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"One or 11?"
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What does that mean?
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I tried putting in each of
the number I don't know.
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It's another mystery, courtesy of my dad.
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Why would he leave this for me?
Uh... brain scans?
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I mean, this is obviously spy-related.
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Maybe we should talk to Chuck.
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No. I don't want to give him any reason
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to get back into that life.
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What do you want to do?
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I don't know.
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Now, we know these men you shot
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were high-level Volkoff assassins.
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So what's your game here?
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I was ordered to use those
three to kill Chuck.
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I had to shoot them to save Chuck's life.
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Protecting him has always
been my number-one priority.
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Hello? Yeah, ask her how
disabling the Intersect
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is about protecting me.
Are we really gonna do this right now?
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I'm just saying if she's
all about protecting me,
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tell her to explain that.
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Fine.
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So how was shutting off the Intersect
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meant to protect Chuck?
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It was meant to stop him from following me.
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Yes.
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But then I went out on missions unprotected;
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she's made me even more vulnerable.
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I don't think this is helping right now.
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Is that him?
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Let me talk to him.
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Here. you know, this is exactly
why we didn't want you
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in this interrogation.
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Let the grown-ups do their work.
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Fine. I'm hanging up now.
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Good. I'm glad. I'm gladder.
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(phone beeps)
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Now, where were we? Why don't you tell us
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what it is that you're really after.
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Volkoff will know that they are dead,
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which means that he will
be coming here for me.
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We are not safe here.
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Sarah, pick up the phone.
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I was able to get what you wanted.
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Fantastic.
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Now, you said you're willing to do...
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anything for it.
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First...
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I need you to shave my back.
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I can't reach the middle.
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Thomas Jefferson Barnes!
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Um, Jeffrey...
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what the hell are you doing?!
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Getting what I deserve.
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Getting what you...? Really?
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Excuse me.
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Listen to me. We can't afford to let
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strangers shave your back, Jeffrey.
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Not now when we're this close
to making our dreams come true.
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You're so pretty.
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I...
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And we're secure.
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Good work.
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Now let's get what we came for.
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Look there's something she's not telling us.
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Well, you're not really
doing yourself any favors
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by calling in the middle of the
interrogation. I'm sorry.
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If you want to go back in there, I promise
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I'll stay off the phone.
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One second.
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I just gotta...
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It's... I'm not calling you at least.
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Hey, buddy, I can't really talk right now.
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We're in the middle of a crisis here.
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I don't know what kind of
crisis you're in, Chuck,
262
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but mine's carrying AK-47s
263
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and just took over the store. Hey...
264
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Alexei Volkoff.
265
00:13:16,167 --> 00:13:17,433
Volkoff? Did you just say Volkoff?
266
00:13:17,434 --> 00:13:18,532
Volkoff is here?!
267
00:13:18,533 --> 00:13:20,433
Morgan, Morgan, hey, hey, I need you hide
268
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and do not come out until...
269
00:13:22,767 --> 00:13:25,434
Morgan, I think Volkoff just
cut off our cell phones.
270
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:28,734
That's always Volkoff's first move-
kill all communications.
271
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Hmm... What-what are we gonna do?!
272
00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:32,532
Morgan is still up there.
273
00:13:32,533 --> 00:13:35,267
Lucky for us, this is a
state-of-the-art CIA facility.
274
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We're fully prepared for an internal attack.
275
00:13:41,067 --> 00:13:44,234
You've less than a minute. Impress me.
276
00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:47,734
Okay, let's do some damage.
277
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Attention members of the CIA.
278
00:13:52,967 --> 00:13:55,468
You've killed three of my men
and captured my best agent.
279
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I'm here to get her back.
280
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Keep talking, commie. It's party time.
281
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CASEY Mr. Volkoff, exit the Buy More now.
282
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K.K., go.
283
00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:31,167
Weapons system online.
284
00:14:32,434 --> 00:14:34,334
Better dead than red.
285
00:14:40,468 --> 00:14:43,001
Weapons disabled.
286
00:14:43,067 --> 00:14:44,932
Casey, what's happening?
287
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,799
Must've hacked into the system.
288
00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:47,966
My guns are do.
289
00:14:47,967 --> 00:14:50,934
Understand... this is not a negotiation.
290
00:14:52,900 --> 00:14:55,667
Give me Frost or I'll kill you all,
291
00:14:55,767 --> 00:14:58,867
starting with the fat man and the Indian.
292
00:15:04,700 --> 00:15:06,600
God!
293
00:15:06,633 --> 00:15:08,166
Progress?
294
00:15:08,167 --> 00:15:09,733
Our scans revealed a hidden elevator shaft
295
00:15:09,734 --> 00:15:11,934
behind the Home Theater Room,
but K.K. can't seem
296
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to override the system,
297
00:15:13,167 --> 00:15:16,368
and it's three feet of carbide steel.
298
00:15:16,434 --> 00:15:18,334
Start cutting.
299
00:15:21,001 --> 00:15:22,899
Okay, good news-bad news:
300
00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:24,367
Jeff and Lester are about to die.
301
00:15:24,368 --> 00:15:25,899
I'd say that's bad news.
302
00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:28,734
Good news: I've manually locked
down all entrances to Castle.
303
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:30,300
Bad news: we're sitting ducks down here.
304
00:15:30,301 --> 00:15:31,499
They're cutting in through the elevator shaft.
305
00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:32,733
They'll be down here in an hour.
306
00:15:32,734 --> 00:15:34,233
Now we have one option.
307
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:37,034
The Buy More defenses have a
manual override. They're buried
308
00:15:37,101 --> 00:15:38,566
deep in the access tunnels here.
309
00:15:38,567 --> 00:15:40,834
If we can patch in there,
we can override the lock-down.
310
00:15:40,900 --> 00:15:42,133
Bring our defenses back up.
311
00:15:42,134 --> 00:15:44,101
Right. Now you two stay down here with mama.
312
00:15:44,167 --> 00:15:46,567
When Volkoff calls to negotiate,
buy me some time.
313
00:15:46,633 --> 00:15:48,533
I don't get it. Why would Volkoff pull off
314
00:15:48,568 --> 00:15:50,433
a full-on assault on a CIA facility
315
00:15:50,468 --> 00:15:52,900
for a one agent? He's got to
be after something bigger.
316
00:15:52,967 --> 00:15:54,900
Yeah, well, whatever it is,
317
00:15:54,967 --> 00:15:57,600
there's something my mom's not telling us.
318
00:15:57,700 --> 00:16:00,101
I'm not lying. He wants me.
319
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:02,234
You're saying he'll take on the entire CIA,
320
00:16:02,301 --> 00:16:03,833
risk his whole organization for one agent?
321
00:16:03,834 --> 00:16:05,734
He...
322
00:16:12,368 --> 00:16:14,734
I need to know that Frost is still alive.
323
00:16:14,767 --> 00:16:16,667
Put her on the phone.
324
00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:18,566
Chuck,
325
00:16:18,567 --> 00:16:21,301
you have to turn me over to him.
326
00:16:21,368 --> 00:16:23,301
Please trust me.
327
00:16:26,368 --> 00:16:28,268
I don't.
328
00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:32,401
Volkoff, this is Charles Carmichael.
329
00:16:32,468 --> 00:16:34,434
I'm the only one you'll be speaking with.
330
00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:37,301
Charles, so good to hear your voice again.
331
00:16:37,368 --> 00:16:40,734
Now, I know how scared you must be,
332
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,434
cut off from help with a
madman closing in on you.
333
00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:46,434
So let me offer you a simple suggestion:
334
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:50,301
hand Frost the damn phone!
335
00:16:53,567 --> 00:16:55,467
I think he wants to talk to you.
336
00:16:56,267 --> 00:16:58,167
Alexei, I'm here.
337
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:01,899
Frost...
338
00:17:01,900 --> 00:17:03,800
thank God.
339
00:17:03,834 --> 00:17:05,666
Are they treating you all right?
340
00:17:05,667 --> 00:17:07,000
I'm fine.
341
00:17:07,001 --> 00:17:08,233
Did they feed you?
342
00:17:08,234 --> 00:17:09,400
Yes.
343
00:17:09,401 --> 00:17:11,266
Was it good?
344
00:17:11,267 --> 00:17:14,834
It was delicious.
345
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:18,267
You tell them they'd better
continue treating you well
346
00:17:18,334 --> 00:17:20,200
or I'll make life
347
00:17:20,201 --> 00:17:22,101
very uncomfortable for them very soon.
348
00:17:22,136 --> 00:17:24,301
Tell them
349
00:17:24,368 --> 00:17:28,567
that I'm not leaving here
without you, my love.
350
00:17:28,633 --> 00:17:32,533
What...?
351
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:34,900
What...? My love?!
352
00:17:35,034 --> 00:17:36,934
What does that mean?
353
00:17:37,734 --> 00:17:40,834
It means that Alexei Volkoff...
354
00:17:40,900 --> 00:17:42,934
is in love with me.
355
00:17:51,801 --> 00:17:53,366
He's in love with you?!
He called you "My love."
356
00:17:53,367 --> 00:17:55,467
Who exactly is Volkoff to you?!
Is he your boyfriend?
357
00:17:55,534 --> 00:17:57,167
Is he the reason you left Dad?
358
00:17:57,168 --> 00:17:58,633
No.
359
00:17:58,634 --> 00:18:01,134
Alexei and I have never been together.
360
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:02,499
It's just he...
361
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:05,467
he's in love with me, that's all.
362
00:18:05,534 --> 00:18:07,332
That's all?! Got it! Got it! Great!
363
00:18:07,333 --> 00:18:08,800
No, you don't get it.
364
00:18:08,801 --> 00:18:11,200
Sarah, explain to him.
365
00:18:11,267 --> 00:18:12,499
If you were working undercover
366
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,365
with the world's biggest psychopath,
367
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:17,034
d that psychopath falls in love with you...
368
00:18:18,634 --> 00:18:22,233
That would make me a
major intelligence asset.
369
00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:23,866
I see.
370
00:18:23,867 --> 00:18:26,667
So that's why you've been gone
from my life since I was nine?!
371
00:18:26,734 --> 00:18:29,068
Chuck, I'm a spy.
372
00:18:29,134 --> 00:18:30,466
It was my mission.
373
00:18:30,467 --> 00:18:32,067
You've been close to Volkoff for years.
374
00:18:32,068 --> 00:18:33,533
Why didn't you just take him out?
375
00:18:33,534 --> 00:18:36,333
My mission was to take down
the network, not the man.
376
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:39,134
Which is something I still
might be able to do.
377
00:18:39,233 --> 00:18:41,467
But if you want to save yourself and your
378
00:18:41,534 --> 00:18:43,634
friends, then you need
to turn me over to him.
379
00:18:43,734 --> 00:18:45,634
You have no choice.
380
00:18:46,967 --> 00:18:48,967
Chuck, wait.
381
00:18:51,734 --> 00:18:53,199
Hey, are you okay?
382
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,300
How can I trust anything she says?
383
00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:58,333
Every time that I do, I wind up
getting shot or almost blown up.
384
00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:00,199
I haven't been stabbed yet.
385
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,134
Chuck, going undercover for
so long and staying loyal
386
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:04,300
is am extremely hard thing to do as a spy.
387
00:19:04,367 --> 00:19:06,967
I mean, I got lucky; I was assigned to you.
388
00:19:07,034 --> 00:19:08,399
Your mom got Volkoff.
389
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:11,168
Do you think Volkoff
really is in love with her?
390
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,366
If he is,
391
00:19:12,367 --> 00:19:14,133
I bet he would rather negotiate with us
392
00:19:14,134 --> 00:19:15,499
than risk her getting hurt.
393
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:18,034
Sarah, I might be mad at my mom,
like, really, really mad,
394
00:19:18,101 --> 00:19:19,666
but I'm never going to hurt her.
395
00:19:19,667 --> 00:19:21,567
Yeah, you and I both know that,
but Volkoff doesn't.
396
00:19:21,934 --> 00:19:25,034
It might help us to buy more time for Casey
397
00:19:36,867 --> 00:19:38,067
Casey!
398
00:19:38,068 --> 00:19:40,300
Morgan, what the hell are you doing in here?
399
00:19:40,367 --> 00:19:42,333
Where are your shoes?
400
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:44,333
It's kind of a funny story, actually.
I was sitting...
401
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,566
Never mind about the shoes.
402
00:19:45,567 --> 00:19:47,067
Now listen, where are Chuck and Sarah?
403
00:19:47,068 --> 00:19:48,833
And what the hell is going on here?
404
00:19:48,834 --> 00:19:50,466
Volkoff's taken control of the Buy More.
405
00:19:50,467 --> 00:19:51,666
He's captured Tweedle-dumb
and Tweedle-dumber.
406
00:19:51,667 --> 00:19:53,567
He's got 'em tied up in the storage area.
407
00:19:53,634 --> 00:19:55,901
He's gonna kill 'em if we
don't give him Chuck's mom.
408
00:19:56,001 --> 00:19:58,101
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
He's got Jeff and Lester? Mm-hmm.
409
00:19:58,168 --> 00:19:59,599
We gotta save 'em! If we don't
get those guns up and working,
410
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,133
we're all gonna be killed.
411
00:20:01,134 --> 00:20:02,499
No, no, no, you're absolutely right.
412
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:03,866
Okay, I'll go.
413
00:20:03,867 --> 00:20:05,232
Okay, you get the guns up and running,
414
00:20:05,233 --> 00:20:06,900
and I'll save Jeff and Lester.
415
00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:09,068
Morgan, that's a stupid idea.
416
00:20:09,134 --> 00:20:11,500
Maybe, but I'm not gonna
sit here on all fours
417
00:20:11,567 --> 00:20:13,332
and watch those two die, okay?
418
00:20:13,333 --> 00:20:15,467
Now wish me luck.
419
00:20:15,534 --> 00:20:17,434
Wait!
420
00:20:20,134 --> 00:20:22,367
You might need that.
421
00:20:24,267 --> 00:20:25,433
That's good thinking.
422
00:20:25,434 --> 00:20:27,734
The muzzle! Right, I got it. I got it.
423
00:20:38,834 --> 00:20:39,866
Yes, Charles?
424
00:20:39,867 --> 00:20:41,366
You want Frost,
425
00:20:41,367 --> 00:20:43,367
and we have her.
426
00:20:43,434 --> 00:20:45,167
Now, if you do what we ask,
427
00:20:45,168 --> 00:20:46,966
I'll make sure that she doesn't get hurt.
428
00:20:46,967 --> 00:20:48,700
But if you don't do what we ask,
429
00:20:48,701 --> 00:20:51,034
then bad things are going to happen to her.
430
00:20:51,068 --> 00:20:53,500
Very bad things.
431
00:20:53,567 --> 00:20:55,534
Like...
432
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:57,967
Well, just very bad things.
We'll leave it at that.
433
00:20:59,034 --> 00:21:00,934
Is that a threat?
434
00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:07,001
Let me show you something.
435
00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:15,667
This is a thermite-TH3 incendiary explosive.
436
00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:19,567
When it's detonated,
the temperatures will exceed
437
00:21:19,634 --> 00:21:21,901
4,000 degrees Fahrenheit.
438
00:21:21,967 --> 00:21:24,101
Metal will boil.
439
00:21:24,168 --> 00:21:27,034
I'm gonna drop it down the elevator shaft,
440
00:21:27,101 --> 00:21:30,233
and it will incinerate
every single one of you,
441
00:21:30,300 --> 00:21:32,200
including my beloved Frost.
442
00:21:34,101 --> 00:21:37,200
I'd rather she died than
have to live without me.
443
00:21:37,267 --> 00:21:39,534
Give her back to me,
444
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:42,134
and I'll let you live.
445
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:46,534
That's how you threaten someone, Charles.
446
00:21:48,667 --> 00:21:51,068
So much for buying Casey more time.
447
00:22:22,367 --> 00:22:23,800
Hey, you came for me.
448
00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:25,701
Mm. Thank you.
449
00:22:26,134 --> 00:22:28,034
No time to talk, Grimes.
450
00:22:34,233 --> 00:22:35,900
We were supposed to sell these.
451
00:22:35,901 --> 00:22:37,801
What is wrong with those guys?
452
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,667
Tell your men to back off.
453
00:23:22,734 --> 00:23:24,366
Don't be afraid.
454
00:23:24,367 --> 00:23:26,267
I told you I'd let you live,
455
00:23:26,302 --> 00:23:27,499
and I meant it.
456
00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:29,400
But you should know...
457
00:23:29,467 --> 00:23:31,367
I have your friend, Casey.
458
00:23:38,867 --> 00:23:40,767
Put down your weapons.
459
00:23:54,233 --> 00:23:55,700
Frost.
460
00:23:55,701 --> 00:23:58,967
Thank you for coming for me.
461
00:23:59,001 --> 00:24:01,168
I had no choice.
462
00:24:07,467 --> 00:24:10,934
Now, there is just one small matter
463
00:24:11,001 --> 00:24:12,901
to deal with.
464
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:18,233
Chuck.
465
00:24:19,567 --> 00:24:22,068
What happened to letting us go?!
466
00:24:22,134 --> 00:24:23,466
I lied.
467
00:24:23,467 --> 00:24:25,801
But in my defense,
you threatened the woman I love.
468
00:24:28,101 --> 00:24:33,001
Frost, I hope you feel this
is a romantic gesture.
469
00:24:33,967 --> 00:24:35,934
Alexei, you can't!
470
00:24:36,001 --> 00:24:37,901
Why not? You like romance.
471
00:24:38,001 --> 00:24:40,068
Because...
472
00:24:41,767 --> 00:24:44,001
Charles is my son.
473
00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:54,033
Really?
474
00:24:54,034 --> 00:24:56,068
Really.
475
00:24:59,967 --> 00:25:01,299
Really?
476
00:25:01,300 --> 00:25:03,500
Really.
477
00:25:07,034 --> 00:25:08,967
Really?!
478
00:25:09,034 --> 00:25:10,934
Really!
479
00:25:22,001 --> 00:25:24,001
So this is why he isn't dead.
480
00:25:24,068 --> 00:25:26,434
I'm sorry, Alexei.
481
00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:28,701
My one weakness is my love for my son.
482
00:25:28,767 --> 00:25:30,433
And he knows this
483
00:25:30,434 --> 00:25:32,634
and uses it against me.
484
00:25:32,701 --> 00:25:34,033
Don't be hard on yourself.
485
00:25:34,034 --> 00:25:36,767
We always expect the best
from the ones we love,
486
00:25:36,834 --> 00:25:39,034
and rarely get it.
487
00:25:39,101 --> 00:25:41,034
Why didn't you tell me?
488
00:25:41,101 --> 00:25:44,367
Alexei, you run a multinational
criminal organization.
489
00:25:44,434 --> 00:25:46,701
There's no room for family.
490
00:25:46,767 --> 00:25:49,367
Especially family that works for the CIA.
491
00:25:49,434 --> 00:25:51,033
What did you think I was going to do?
492
00:25:51,034 --> 00:25:52,666
Sir, there's an incoming
call on the Buy More lines...
493
00:25:52,667 --> 00:25:54,567
Shut up!
494
00:26:01,901 --> 00:26:03,801
...from an Ellie Bartowski.
495
00:26:10,034 --> 00:26:13,934
Any relation, this Ellie Bartowski,
496
00:26:14,001 --> 00:26:16,467
Mr. Bartowski?
497
00:26:23,867 --> 00:26:26,667
Yeah.
498
00:26:26,734 --> 00:26:28,867
No.
499
00:26:28,934 --> 00:26:31,867
No, ye-yeah... uh, distant, distant relative,
500
00:26:31,934 --> 00:26:35,834
who-who... Sh-She's like,
she lives in Alaska, I think.
501
00:26:35,901 --> 00:26:37,299
Come to think of it, she's in Bangladesh.
502
00:26:37,300 --> 00:26:38,766
You don't want, you don't want to...
503
00:26:38,767 --> 00:26:40,599
Chuck? That's not necessary. Please don't...
504
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:43,701
Hey, it's me. Are you
coming for dinner tonight?
505
00:26:45,634 --> 00:26:47,266
I'm kind of, uh, I'm kind
of tied up here at work, sis.
506
00:26:47,267 --> 00:26:50,068
No, you have to come;
I have so much food here,
507
00:26:50,134 --> 00:26:51,700
and we didn't get to have
508
00:26:51,701 --> 00:26:53,366
a family Thanksgiving dinner this year.
509
00:26:53,367 --> 00:26:56,333
It'd be fun. Please?
510
00:26:58,801 --> 00:27:01,034
I'll try my best.
511
00:27:01,068 --> 00:27:02,968
Okay, great. I'll see you soon.
512
00:27:03,434 --> 00:27:05,734
VOLKOFF So...
513
00:27:05,801 --> 00:27:08,534
a son and a daughter.
514
00:27:10,834 --> 00:27:12,767
You didn't think I could have a relationship
515
00:27:12,834 --> 00:27:14,834
with your family?
516
00:27:14,901 --> 00:27:17,867
Kids love me.
517
00:27:20,734 --> 00:27:22,634
I'll prove you wrong.
518
00:27:23,934 --> 00:27:25,834
Charles...
519
00:27:27,300 --> 00:27:29,200
Chuck.
520
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,167
(muffled yell)
521
00:27:32,168 --> 00:27:34,400
Call your sister back.
522
00:27:34,467 --> 00:27:36,367
Tell her you're coming to dinner.
523
00:27:53,367 --> 00:27:55,534
I know it's tough; we just have to be calm.
524
00:27:55,567 --> 00:27:57,266
You just brought a psychotic killer
525
00:27:57,267 --> 00:27:59,200
back to your pregnant daughter's house.
526
00:27:59,234 --> 00:28:00,566
Considering the circumstances,
527
00:28:00,567 --> 00:28:01,800
I'd say I'm pretty damn calm right now.
528
00:28:01,801 --> 00:28:02,967
Everything's gonna be fine.
529
00:28:02,968 --> 00:28:04,700
You'll just have to trust me on this.
530
00:28:04,701 --> 00:28:06,834
Yeah, I've heard that before.
531
00:28:09,300 --> 00:28:11,300
Alexei,
532
00:28:11,367 --> 00:28:13,300
you do understand that
533
00:28:13,367 --> 00:28:16,067
my daughter and her husband are civilians?
534
00:28:16,133 --> 00:28:18,033
Of course.
535
00:28:18,100 --> 00:28:20,000
I don't want to frighten your family.
536
00:28:20,067 --> 00:28:22,734
I just want to get to know them.
537
00:28:25,601 --> 00:28:27,501
Hi!
538
00:28:29,701 --> 00:28:31,566
Mom?
539
00:28:31,601 --> 00:28:33,801
Yeah, remember I was telling you
540
00:28:33,868 --> 00:28:36,100
I was going to bring some
surprise guests? So...
541
00:28:36,167 --> 00:28:38,067
surprise!
542
00:28:39,300 --> 00:28:40,600
Hey.
543
00:28:40,601 --> 00:28:43,234
I'm Devon, your... your son-in-law.
544
00:28:43,300 --> 00:28:44,999
Hey...
545
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,867
Come on in. Hello.
546
00:28:46,868 --> 00:28:49,367
Nice to meet you.
Chuck, I want you to have fun tonight.
547
00:28:49,434 --> 00:28:51,099
But if I get the feeling
548
00:28:51,100 --> 00:28:54,300
that you're plotting against me...
549
00:28:54,367 --> 00:28:58,400
I need this dinner to be perfect,
understand?
550
00:28:58,467 --> 00:28:59,800
Yeah, I think we do.
551
00:28:59,801 --> 00:29:01,132
I think you don't.
552
00:29:01,133 --> 00:29:03,300
If it isn't perfect,
553
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:05,300
I will take it out on the people you love
554
00:29:08,133 --> 00:29:11,801
Well, this has been quite the surprise.
555
00:29:11,868 --> 00:29:13,500
I can't remember the last time
556
00:29:13,501 --> 00:29:15,634
we had you here for Thanksgiving, Mom.
557
00:29:16,701 --> 00:29:19,234
It was 1990.
558
00:29:19,300 --> 00:29:20,533
You were 12.
559
00:29:20,534 --> 00:29:22,366
Chuck was nine.
560
00:29:22,367 --> 00:29:24,334
The turkey was overcooked.
561
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:25,833
That's right.
562
00:29:25,834 --> 00:29:27,666
That's right. I remember that.
563
00:29:27,667 --> 00:29:29,767
I, however, thought that
the turkey tasted fine.
564
00:29:31,701 --> 00:29:33,433
So, uh, Alexei,
565
00:29:33,434 --> 00:29:35,667
you-you work with my mom. Can I...?
566
00:29:35,734 --> 00:29:38,334
I mean, am I allowed to
ask what happened to her?
567
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:42,601
Well, it's complicated.
568
00:29:42,667 --> 00:29:44,567
Let me explain.
569
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:46,600
Well, Ellie,
570
00:29:46,601 --> 00:29:47,867
in our business, sometimes
571
00:29:47,868 --> 00:29:50,501
good people get confused for bad, and...
572
00:29:50,567 --> 00:29:53,634
the bad for good.
573
00:29:53,701 --> 00:29:55,566
But fortunately,
574
00:29:55,601 --> 00:29:57,466
being your mother's handler,
575
00:29:57,501 --> 00:30:00,601
I was able to help convince
the CIA that she is good.
576
00:30:02,334 --> 00:30:03,666
Right, Sarah?
577
00:30:03,667 --> 00:30:05,701
Right. Absolutely.
578
00:30:05,767 --> 00:30:07,968
And that's why your
mother is free to go now.
579
00:30:10,367 --> 00:30:12,132
Well, that's good news, right?
580
00:30:12,133 --> 00:30:14,901
Oh, yeah.
581
00:30:14,968 --> 00:30:17,000
I know how painful it was
582
00:30:17,067 --> 00:30:18,800
for your mother when she had to leave you
583
00:30:18,801 --> 00:30:20,066
all those years ago.
584
00:30:20,067 --> 00:30:22,634
And I know how painful it must have been
585
00:30:22,701 --> 00:30:24,667
for you, too.
586
00:30:24,734 --> 00:30:26,634
And your brother.
587
00:30:28,767 --> 00:30:30,801
Thank you
588
00:30:30,868 --> 00:30:32,566
for helping our mom.
589
00:30:32,567 --> 00:30:35,334
You can't imagine what
you've done for this family.
590
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:39,434
Families come first.
591
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:48,300
Come on, think, Morgan, think.
592
00:30:48,367 --> 00:30:51,434
There's no Chuck, no Sarah.
593
00:30:51,501 --> 00:30:53,434
It's up to you to save them.
594
00:30:53,501 --> 00:30:55,501
How? How?
595
00:31:02,667 --> 00:31:05,567
Okay? Yeah.
596
00:31:05,634 --> 00:31:06,933
Okay, a movie. Movie.
597
00:31:06,934 --> 00:31:07,933
Yes!
598
00:31:07,934 --> 00:31:10,067
Gosh. Um...
599
00:31:10,133 --> 00:31:12,734
ELLIE: Three words.
600
00:31:40,767 --> 00:31:43,767
Hey, buddy, you having a good time?
601
00:31:43,834 --> 00:31:45,132
Are you kidding?
602
00:31:45,133 --> 00:31:46,533
This Alexei is totally awesome.
603
00:31:46,534 --> 00:31:47,533
First guy I've met
604
00:31:47,534 --> 00:31:49,266
who's free-climbed K2, no oxygen.
605
00:31:49,267 --> 00:31:50,733
Hard core, bro.
606
00:31:50,734 --> 00:31:52,566
Yeah, yeah, he's something else, isn't he?
607
00:31:52,567 --> 00:31:54,399
You know what else he is?
608
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:56,132
An international arms dealer
609
00:31:56,133 --> 00:31:58,400
and a very, very bad man.
610
00:31:58,467 --> 00:32:00,333
We're in terrible danger right now.
Don't freak out.
611
00:32:00,334 --> 00:32:01,366
Bourne Identity!
612
00:32:01,367 --> 00:32:02,967
No!
613
00:32:02,968 --> 00:32:03,967
Ah!
614
00:32:03,968 --> 00:32:05,299
So close. Dude...
615
00:32:05,300 --> 00:32:06,566
this is not funny.
616
00:32:06,567 --> 00:32:09,634
Well, it's also not a joke, Devon, okay?
617
00:32:09,701 --> 00:32:10,700
Kangaroo.
618
00:32:10,701 --> 00:32:11,967
Paw. Paw.
619
00:32:11,968 --> 00:32:13,366
I didn't want to have to tell you this,
620
00:32:13,367 --> 00:32:14,366
but I'm spying again,
621
00:32:14,367 --> 00:32:15,999
and I really need your help.
622
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,199
Batman Forever?
623
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:20,767
Wrong again, Charles.
624
00:32:22,133 --> 00:32:23,600
You really should make some guesses,
625
00:32:23,601 --> 00:32:25,501
otherwise, it looks suspicious.
626
00:32:25,536 --> 00:32:27,436
Uh, Bourne Identity!
627
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,399
I just said that.
628
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:33,833
Whatever, man. I'm freaking here.
629
00:32:33,834 --> 00:32:35,533
What are you thinking,
bringing this guy home?
630
00:32:35,534 --> 00:32:36,999
Look, I'm sorry, okay? It's not my fault.
631
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,132
It wasn't my decision.
632
00:32:38,133 --> 00:32:39,566
Look, Sarah and I can't make a move
633
00:32:39,567 --> 00:32:40,700
without setting off Alexei's alarm bells,
634
00:32:40,701 --> 00:32:41,999
but you're a civilian, okay?
635
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,100
He won't suspect you of anything.
636
00:32:45,534 --> 00:32:47,467
Devon, I know you're the world's worst liar,
637
00:32:47,567 --> 00:32:49,433
but right now...
638
00:32:49,434 --> 00:32:51,334
I need you to be awesome.
639
00:32:53,801 --> 00:32:56,000
What do you want me to do?
640
00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:59,066
Hey. Looks like we're out of sugar.
641
00:32:59,067 --> 00:33:00,433
Hey, Chuck.
642
00:33:00,434 --> 00:33:02,434
You got any at your place?
643
00:33:07,634 --> 00:33:10,200
Just getting some sugar.
644
00:33:26,300 --> 00:33:28,934
Cold.
645
00:33:31,667 --> 00:33:33,634
CIA emergency alert activated.
646
00:33:33,701 --> 00:33:36,267
Wow. That is surprisingly soothing.
647
00:33:39,767 --> 00:33:41,132
Got the sugar.
648
00:33:41,133 --> 00:33:43,033
Oh, nice.
649
00:33:45,667 --> 00:33:47,567
I'll take that.
650
00:33:50,434 --> 00:33:52,701
Shouldn't your cell phone be ringing?
651
00:33:52,767 --> 00:33:55,000
Huh? Right.
652
00:33:56,734 --> 00:33:58,934
Huh. It's the hospital.
653
00:34:00,601 --> 00:34:02,501
Hello?
654
00:34:03,267 --> 00:34:04,466
Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah.
655
00:34:04,467 --> 00:34:06,901
Well, if you need us, we'll be right there.
656
00:34:06,968 --> 00:34:08,466
What is it?
657
00:34:08,467 --> 00:34:10,299
There was a bus accident
on the 101- code blue.
658
00:34:10,300 --> 00:34:11,766
They need all the hands they can get.
659
00:34:11,767 --> 00:34:13,667
Oh, God.
660
00:34:14,367 --> 00:34:17,000
I'm so sorry that we have
to take off like this.
661
00:34:17,067 --> 00:34:19,133
It was a wonderful evening.
662
00:34:23,133 --> 00:34:25,567
Go save some lives. Okay.
663
00:34:28,434 --> 00:34:30,334
It was great to see you, Mom.
664
00:34:31,534 --> 00:34:32,800
Talk to you soon.
665
00:34:32,801 --> 00:34:34,701
Okay. Okay.
666
00:34:35,467 --> 00:34:36,700
Bye.
667
00:34:36,701 --> 00:34:39,133
See you soon.
668
00:34:41,033 --> 00:34:44,267
Such a sad end to a wonderful evening.
669
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:50,133
You had to go and alert the CIA, didn't you?
670
00:34:53,234 --> 00:34:54,867
Don't move.
671
00:34:54,868 --> 00:34:58,200
You do know that the nearest
tactical response team
672
00:34:58,267 --> 00:35:00,267
is over ten minutes away.
673
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:03,800
Until then,
674
00:35:03,801 --> 00:35:06,334
anything could happen.
675
00:35:06,367 --> 00:35:08,267
Drop it, Sarah.
676
00:35:09,334 --> 00:35:10,700
Mom, seriously?
677
00:35:10,701 --> 00:35:12,601
You're betraying me again?
678
00:35:14,834 --> 00:35:16,500
No! Stop! Alexei,
679
00:35:16,501 --> 00:35:17,867
we've had our dinner.
680
00:35:17,868 --> 00:35:19,433
You've met the family.
681
00:35:19,434 --> 00:35:21,066
We're leaving.
682
00:35:21,067 --> 00:35:23,100
But what kind of potential father-in-law
683
00:35:23,167 --> 00:35:26,100
would I be if I didn't set an example?
684
00:35:26,167 --> 00:35:27,867
Chuck has to learn
685
00:35:27,868 --> 00:35:30,367
you make a threat, you follow through on it.
686
00:35:32,667 --> 00:35:34,801
I don't really have to do that, but...
687
00:35:34,868 --> 00:35:37,968
I just really like the sound.
688
00:35:38,067 --> 00:35:40,400
Alexei, stop.
689
00:35:42,534 --> 00:35:44,434
My love?
690
00:35:45,567 --> 00:35:47,399
What are you doing?
691
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:51,033
This is exactly why I didn't
tell you about my family.
692
00:35:51,100 --> 00:35:52,700
You don't know how to love someone.
693
00:35:52,701 --> 00:35:54,601
You only know how to control them.
694
00:35:55,834 --> 00:35:57,633
But you should know
695
00:35:57,634 --> 00:35:59,333
that I could never love a man
696
00:35:59,334 --> 00:36:01,901
who would do anything to hurt my son.
697
00:36:01,968 --> 00:36:03,901
So drop it.
698
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,234
Alexei, you know that I am loyal to you,
699
00:36:14,300 --> 00:36:16,400
but I will not return with you
700
00:36:16,467 --> 00:36:18,868
until you promise me that my family
701
00:36:18,934 --> 00:36:22,200
and their friends will remain safe
702
00:36:22,267 --> 00:36:24,501
And if they don't...
703
00:36:24,567 --> 00:36:27,000
I will end you.
704
00:36:34,767 --> 00:36:37,067
You see?
705
00:36:37,133 --> 00:36:40,067
That is a real threat.
706
00:36:50,801 --> 00:36:54,267
Chuck, I'm sorry for everything.
707
00:36:55,367 --> 00:36:57,634
I hope someday you'll trust me.
708
00:36:59,834 --> 00:37:01,734
Mom.
709
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:07,133
I already do.
710
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:31,500
Hey, guys.
711
00:37:34,001 --> 00:37:37,267
I surrender.
712
00:37:38,434 --> 00:37:40,334
I surrender.
713
00:37:44,001 --> 00:37:45,901
Yippee ki-yay.
714
00:37:49,168 --> 00:37:51,068
Yippee ki...
715
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:53,500
Hey.
716
00:37:56,634 --> 00:37:58,232
Yippee ki-yay...
717
00:37:58,233 --> 00:38:00,133
Yip...
718
00:38:04,567 --> 00:38:06,901
Okay.
719
00:38:06,967 --> 00:38:08,867
I surrender.
720
00:38:08,901 --> 00:38:10,934
You're free to go.
721
00:38:11,001 --> 00:38:12,833
What? What?
722
00:38:12,834 --> 00:38:15,300
Volkoff's orders. We're out.
723
00:38:28,367 --> 00:38:30,267
What should we do with these two?
724
00:38:37,934 --> 00:38:39,566
What's going on?
725
00:38:39,567 --> 00:38:42,667
You two have some sort of
orgy in here last night?
726
00:38:42,734 --> 00:38:44,634
I don't think... Yes.
727
00:38:47,534 --> 00:38:50,333
Tell me you weren't planning on
selling these phones on eBay.
728
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:53,033
Depend..
729
00:38:53,034 --> 00:38:54,866
on what you mean
730
00:38:54,867 --> 00:38:56,767
by eBay.
731
00:38:57,567 --> 00:38:58,766
Then, you wouldn't have any problem
732
00:38:58,767 --> 00:39:00,834
getting that back out on the sales floor.
733
00:39:00,901 --> 00:39:02,266
Let's say ten minutes?
734
00:39:02,267 --> 00:39:05,233
And get them band stickers off them boxes.
735
00:39:11,934 --> 00:39:13,799
I wish I would have trusted my mom
736
00:39:13,834 --> 00:39:16,734
instead of being so angry
with her the whole time.
737
00:39:16,801 --> 00:39:19,333
And now... she's gone.
738
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,967
And she can't come back-
not until Volkoff is destroyed.
739
00:39:22,034 --> 00:39:23,633
He knows too much.
740
00:39:23,634 --> 00:39:25,767
She's the only thing
keeping us safe right now.
741
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:30,667
Hey, bro. Can I talk to you for a minute?
742
00:39:30,734 --> 00:39:32,634
Sure.
743
00:39:34,667 --> 00:39:36,499
Uh... hey. What's up?
744
00:39:36,500 --> 00:39:37,733
What the hell were you thinking?
745
00:39:37,734 --> 00:39:39,100
Not only are you spying again,
746
00:39:39,101 --> 00:39:41,534
but you bring it back to our apartment?
747
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:43,967
I had to lie to Ellie out the hospital,
and I hate lying.
748
00:39:44,034 --> 00:39:46,233
I'm sorry, okay? I- I-I really am.
749
00:39:46,300 --> 00:39:48,634
I was trying to protect my mom,
and things went sideways.
750
00:39:48,701 --> 00:39:50,033
Stop. Okay? Just stop.
751
00:39:50,034 --> 00:39:51,566
I don't want to know.
752
00:39:51,567 --> 00:39:54,034
I don't want this spy stuff
near Ellie ever again.
753
00:39:54,101 --> 00:39:55,966
Never. Never, ever again.
754
00:39:55,967 --> 00:39:58,467
And she doesn't want it near you,
either. Understand?
755
00:39:58,534 --> 00:40:01,901
So this conversation never took place.
756
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:08,966
Devon, this is one of my father's laptops.
757
00:40:08,967 --> 00:40:10,666
How did you...? He left it for Ellie.
758
00:40:10,667 --> 00:40:12,834
It was broken, and we fixed it.
759
00:40:12,901 --> 00:40:15,834
There's something on it- brain scans.
760
00:40:15,901 --> 00:40:17,934
Some memory problem that Ellie figured out.
761
00:40:19,434 --> 00:40:21,767
What do... what does it mean?
762
00:40:21,834 --> 00:40:25,267
I don't want to know,
and neither does Ellie,
763
00:40:25,333 --> 00:40:29,101
but if you're spying again,
maybe it can help you.
764
00:40:35,367 --> 00:40:37,133
Are you sure you want to do this?
765
00:40:37,134 --> 00:40:39,034
Look, I'm not even sure
what's on this thing,
766
00:40:39,069 --> 00:40:43,634
but if I'm right... then yes.
767
00:40:45,333 --> 00:40:47,233
Let's get this over with.
768
00:40:56,467 --> 00:40:58,367
"One or 11?"
769
00:40:59,233 --> 00:41:01,133
What does that mean?
770
00:41:02,467 --> 00:41:06,134
Well, it's the value of an
ace in blackjack, but...
771
00:41:07,701 --> 00:41:10,500
There was something my
dad used to say to me.
772
00:41:56,001 --> 00:41:58,001
Chuck?
773
00:41:58,068 --> 00:42:00,034
I'm okay.
774
00:42:15,834 --> 00:42:18,367
Guys, I know kung fu... again.
775
00:42:21,287 --> 00:42:23,367
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