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that you might need to know.
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Hello... Diane. Hello, Roan.
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What's the deal with this Roan guy?
He's a legend in the department.
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An incredible spy. Real
old-school James Bond type.
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Congratulations.
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Awesome.
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MARY: Hello, angel.
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(computerized bleep)
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♪
♪
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I really wish you'd pick up.
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I need to hear
your voice tonight.
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I'm sorry, again, that
I couldn't make it, but...
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I'm thinking of you.
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Sweet dreams, and
besos, my flower.
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I'm jealous.
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Would you like a drink?
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I'd like to be that drink.
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Mmm.
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Men must take one look at you
and tell you all their secrets.
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Impress me.
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Here's one... ah.
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The new hundred dollar bill.
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Impossible to
counterfeit, but...
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Someone did... perfectly.
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It's called a super
note, and I'm in town
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to find out who made it.
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So you're a spy.
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Oh... That's very exciting...
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Roan Montgomery.
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Hello, Roan. (stammers)
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Naughty... naughty... Roan.
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(sizzling)
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(grunts)
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(thud)
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(women snickering)
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What a way to go.
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(laughing)
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(chattering) Ellie, I
think she has your mouth...
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(fussing)
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CHUCK: Oh! I'm out of here.
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Okay. Here's the sit-rep.
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It has been 23 minutes
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since Clara had a number one,
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51 minutes since number two,
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and 76 minutes
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since her last feeding.
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Maybe she's hungry.
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Or maybe she needs a change.
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Hey, Sarah, could you
get the diapers and wipes?
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Chuck, feeding pillow, stat!
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Okay. ELLIE: Mom,
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can you take her for a
minute while I get settled?
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Yeah. Go to Grandma.
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Come to Grandma.
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(fussing stops) MARY:
Yeah. That's my girl.
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CAPTAIN: Aw, Grandma's got
the magic touch. MARY: Oh...
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MARY: Smooth and silent.
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Same technique
I always used for
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moving live explosives. (coos)
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Okay, I'll just
edit that part out.
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(quietly) Wow.
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Babies are stressful.
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Tell me about it.
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You know, speaking
of which... Alex...
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you know, there's something
I want to... tell you...
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talk to you about...
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Hold on! Wow!
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It's all good... great.
Alex isn't pregnant.
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No, no. She just... She
wants me to meet her mom.
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Oh. Kathleen. Yeah.
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Kathleen. You know,
and the thing is,
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I feel kind of uncomfortable
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starting off this relationship
with her with this secret
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about my friend-slash-
not-dead-ex-fiancée.
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Could you touch base
with her, please,
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and tell her you're
actually alive?
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Not a good idea. Mm-mm.
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You know, uh, Alex's having a
tough time with this, you know?
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She's been lying to her mom
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this whole time, and, uh,
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she couldn't even talk to
her when you were in a coma.
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You see? So...
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(sighs)
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I'll think about
it. Yes! Thank you.
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Great! Perfect.
You're the man!
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Could you do it kind of
quick, though, you know?
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Because I just... I had this
dinner planned on Friday...
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So, Chuck, Sarah, what are you
guys thinking for the big day?
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Oh, it would be so
great if Clara could walk
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down the aisle as
your flower girl.
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You know, Woodcombs usually
walk at six or seven months,
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so you really don't
have to wait that long.
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What are your colors
going to be? Oh...
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I'm a better gray
than blue, just as a...
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I still have my veil,
if you want to borrow it.
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I don't... I don't know
that Sarah's a veil girl.
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CAPTAIN: Oh, my cousin is
the raddest vegan caterer.
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You got to use him.
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Honey, the wedding cake
he made Jim was beige.
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CAPTAIN: Well, you know what they
say: something old, something new,
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something borrowed, something
beige. (imitates buzzer) Wrong.
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It's not beige... Wow...
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(grumbling indistinctly)
family... intense...
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I'm actually sweating.
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The last time I sweat,
there was gunfire involved.
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Red? Don't use red.
Red is back! Blue...
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(arguing indistinctly)
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What does that mean? He
doesn't even eat cake!
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I hear you. We need a bad guy.
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So badly.
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Guys... we need a mission.
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(whimpers)
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(screen bleeps)
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(clears throat)
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CASEY: Sorry to
disturb you, General.
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No... (clears
throat), not at all.
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General, we were
just wondering
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if there was anything that you,
or our country, needed, from us.
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Preferably far
outside of America.
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Actually, I do have a mission,
but it would be off the books.
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You would have no support,
and it's extremely dangerous.
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We're in! We're in! In!
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Then your mission
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is to rescue and
return one of our own:
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Agent Roan Montgomery.
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(screen bleeps)
Roan Montgomery?
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You mean the seduction
- master himself?
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I love that guy.
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What happened?
Was he captured?
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He was last seen in
a café in Marrakech.
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Uh, General, given
Agent Montgomery's...
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proclivities, is it possible
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that he perhaps took an
elective trip off the...
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No. That is not what happened.
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We believe he was investigating
local crime czarina Fatima Tazi.
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She is best known for
her private merc army
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of female soldiers.
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Agent Montgomery, luckily,
has a tracker on him.
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It shows that he is in
Fatima's fortress in Marrakech.
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Locate him, and bring him
safely back to the United States.
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Thank you.
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(screen bleeps)
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What is going on
with the general?!
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She's a hot mess!
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Well, General Beckman
and Roan Montgomery
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have a bit of a history.
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Their romance has been
going on for decades.
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Historic events happen
when those two are together.
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Berlin '89, Iraq '91...
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Florida 2000...
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Which is why we
better go get him.
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(high heels clacking)
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Roan Montgomery.
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Did you ever think your
storied life as a spy
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would come to an end because
you picked up a girl in a bar?
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Well, actually, yes.
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That's precisely
how I thought I'd go.
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But that's not what happened.
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Oh? Mm-mm. No, I'm
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exactly where I wanted to be:
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in front of the
woman who's created
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the world's only flawless
counterfeit bills.
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And meeting me was
worth dying for?
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You're not going to kill me.
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You're going to make me
your head of distribution.
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(giggles) No, no,
no. I'm not joking.
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My international contacts
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can help you launder
your money so that
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people like me don't keep
showing up at your door.
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And why would I do
business with a CIA pig?
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(sniffs) Mmm.
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Because rolling
around in the mud
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can be so much... fun.
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What?
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You always over-pack
for missions.
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How am I supposed to know what
kind of mission we're going on?
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It could be a shooting mission;
it could be a dancing mission.
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It could be a shoot-dance,
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which I know isn't
really a thing,
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but knowing our track record,
is very much a possibility.
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Well, let's just save that
for the honeymoon, shall we?
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So... your family.
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Sorry, sorry.
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They're a little intense
about the wedding, huh?
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They're very sweet.
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But...
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But...?
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I have a proposition for you.
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Okay.
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What if we eloped?
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I know that you want
the big family wedding,
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but your family is
going to be this intense
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until we get married, so...
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what if we-- just
the two of us--
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were to run away to some
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beautiful, romantic,
amazing place?
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Then all of this
stress and pressure
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could be avoided.
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Think about it.
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Is she trying to kill me?
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I know. Elope?
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I can't elope.
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Of course you can't!
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Who's going to
be the best man?
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I'll tell you who.
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Some weird, creepy cousin
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of some weird, old stranger
you find to marry you.
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And then his weird, old wife
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who smells like
Thousand Island dressing
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is going to stand
up for Sarah.
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And then you're stuck with
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a bunch of weird,
old, stinky strangers
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in your wedding photos.
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I just got my family
back together, you know?
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I have a niece now.
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I want them to
be in my wedding.
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But you know, marriage
is about compromise,
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and this is what Sarah wants.
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But you giving Sarah what
she wants and me not getting
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what I want is not,
necessarily, "compromise."
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The point is-- and I'm sorry to
say this to you, buddy, because
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I know you've never been able
to do this with a lady, ever--
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but you're going to have
to put your foot down.
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Just say no.
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No, huh?
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To Sarah?
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This is what I think
you should do, okay?
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You start by saying
no to something
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far less important,
and then, you know,
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slowly work your way up.
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A practice "no."
Practice "no."
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Interesting.
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♪
♪
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Okay. Cut through
and enter here.
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(laser sizzles)
(clears throat) Chuck,
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do you need some water? Uh...
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You know what?
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No.
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Okay.
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Actually, yes. I'm
kind of thirsty.
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Sure.
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Come on, let's go.
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Do you want pliers?
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Yeah.
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♪
♪
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Wow, some fortress.
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CHUCK: Yeah, well, looks
like we need a costume change.
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Making me, once again, right
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to, as you say, "over-pack."
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SARAH: By the way,
for the record,
259
00:11:09,333 --> 00:11:11,051
I will not at any point
during this mission
260
00:11:11,118 --> 00:11:13,086
be dressing as a belly dancer.
261
00:11:13,154 --> 00:11:15,055
What if you need to
do it for our country?
262
00:11:15,122 --> 00:11:16,523
I'm sure America
can handle it.
263
00:11:16,591 --> 00:11:18,191
By the way, if you're
into the Moroccan thing,
264
00:11:18,259 --> 00:11:19,342
we could always elope here.
265
00:11:19,427 --> 00:11:22,195
Just think about it. Come on.
266
00:11:22,263 --> 00:11:23,563
Let's go. In here.
267
00:11:35,009 --> 00:11:37,527
Again, Casey, I
can't apologize enough
268
00:11:37,612 --> 00:11:39,346
for that accidental
touching in there.
269
00:11:39,413 --> 00:11:41,398
Just very a tight changing
space. Yeah. Don't mention it.
270
00:11:42,867 --> 00:11:45,368
Looks like Roan is upstairs.
271
00:11:45,453 --> 00:11:46,453
Let's go.
272
00:11:51,425 --> 00:11:53,359
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
273
00:11:57,598 --> 00:12:00,967
Oh, super bad Saudi
oil tycoon at 12:00.
274
00:12:01,035 --> 00:12:02,302
What do you think
they're doing here?
275
00:12:02,370 --> 00:12:04,170
It's not our mission.
Let's find Montgomery
276
00:12:04,238 --> 00:12:05,388
and figure out
what's up. Come on.
277
00:12:15,516 --> 00:12:17,684
Well, according
to the tracker,
278
00:12:17,752 --> 00:12:19,853
Roan is in that
room, over there.
279
00:12:19,904 --> 00:12:21,571
After you, Casey.
280
00:12:21,656 --> 00:12:22,889
Okay.
281
00:12:22,940 --> 00:12:23,990
This could get fun.
282
00:12:25,026 --> 00:12:26,026
(tranq darts firing)
283
00:12:26,093 --> 00:12:27,727
(gasps)
284
00:12:42,076 --> 00:12:43,760
♪
♪
285
00:12:43,844 --> 00:12:45,045
(door closes)
286
00:12:45,112 --> 00:12:47,314
Finally, my little minx.
287
00:12:47,381 --> 00:12:48,848
Did you bring the oils?
288
00:12:58,577 --> 00:12:59,827
♪
♪ Oh...
289
00:12:59,912 --> 00:13:01,512
Shall we celebrate
the little soiree
290
00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:02,697
I made for you downstairs?
291
00:13:02,781 --> 00:13:04,115
Wait, wait, wait.
292
00:13:04,166 --> 00:13:05,616
I hear the footsteps of...
293
00:13:05,667 --> 00:13:06,784
Ooh, two women.
294
00:13:06,852 --> 00:13:08,653
And a large man.
295
00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:10,454
Darling, you know
I like it spicy,
296
00:13:10,505 --> 00:13:12,223
but I do think...
297
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:13,391
Don't you mean
"two large men"?
298
00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:15,493
You three? What
are you doing here?
299
00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:17,194
Rescuing you. You're welcome.
300
00:13:17,262 --> 00:13:18,296
I don't need...
301
00:13:18,363 --> 00:13:19,397
rescuing.
302
00:13:19,464 --> 00:13:21,032
Unlike you, Colonel
Shoot 'Em Up,
303
00:13:21,099 --> 00:13:23,334
I can finesse my way
out of any situation.
304
00:13:23,402 --> 00:13:24,835
And what situation
would this be, exactly?
305
00:13:24,903 --> 00:13:26,003
(stammering)
306
00:13:26,054 --> 00:13:27,888
Listen, I don't have
time to go into it,
307
00:13:27,956 --> 00:13:31,876
but I'm about to blow Fatima's
counterfeiting ring wide open.
308
00:13:31,944 --> 00:13:33,010
Wait, you're on a mission?
309
00:13:33,061 --> 00:13:34,712
Yes.
310
00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:36,547
She's making super notes.
311
00:13:36,615 --> 00:13:38,950
Wait a minute.
How'd you find...
312
00:13:39,017 --> 00:13:40,017
Who sent you?
313
00:13:40,085 --> 00:13:41,452
(clears throat)
314
00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:42,853
General Beckman.
315
00:13:42,921 --> 00:13:44,088
Gen...
316
00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:45,356
(groans)
317
00:13:45,424 --> 00:13:46,557
Diane's birthday present.
318
00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:48,525
The watch. It's got a
tracking device in it?
319
00:13:48,577 --> 00:13:50,027
Well, you've got to leave.
320
00:13:50,095 --> 00:13:51,395
She's going to be
here any second.
321
00:13:51,463 --> 00:13:53,030
We're going to, um...
322
00:13:53,081 --> 00:13:54,365
seal our partnership.
323
00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:56,233
Oh, look, look. She's
coming. She's coming.
324
00:13:56,301 --> 00:13:57,635
You've got to hide.
325
00:13:59,771 --> 00:14:00,871
Just hide.
326
00:14:00,922 --> 00:14:02,473
Go, go. Here, go! Hide!
327
00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:12,650
How is my naughty
little turncoat?
328
00:14:12,718 --> 00:14:15,386
Mmm! Ready to be your
naughty little turn-on.
329
00:14:15,454 --> 00:14:16,654
FATIMA: Mmm.
330
00:14:16,721 --> 00:14:18,189
You are very feisty, eh?
331
00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:19,240
(chuckling)
332
00:14:19,324 --> 00:14:21,659
Oh, feed me or beat me.
333
00:14:21,727 --> 00:14:24,095
I don't care.
Just get in here.
334
00:14:25,497 --> 00:14:27,081
Hey.
335
00:14:27,165 --> 00:14:28,399
Hi. Oh.
336
00:14:28,467 --> 00:14:29,667
(both chuckling)
337
00:14:29,735 --> 00:14:31,786
So, everything's
set up for Friday.
338
00:14:31,870 --> 00:14:33,004
You're going to meet my mom.
339
00:14:33,071 --> 00:14:34,605
(chuckles)
340
00:14:34,673 --> 00:14:35,706
Are you excited?
341
00:14:35,757 --> 00:14:36,974
What? I am so excited.
342
00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:38,209
Absotutely. You kidding me?
343
00:14:38,276 --> 00:14:39,576
Yeah, yeah. It's
just that I have...
344
00:14:39,628 --> 00:14:40,745
a little surprise
for you, as well.
345
00:14:40,812 --> 00:14:41,779
Really? Yeah.
346
00:14:41,847 --> 00:14:43,280
I talked to your father.
347
00:14:43,348 --> 00:14:46,350
And he agreed to get
in touch with your mom.
348
00:14:46,418 --> 00:14:47,985
Let her know that he's okay,
349
00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:50,187
alive and well, and
back in the picture.
350
00:14:50,255 --> 00:14:52,089
Isn't that great? Come on.
351
00:14:52,157 --> 00:14:54,758
What? Morgan, no.
352
00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:57,028
No, that is not great at all.
353
00:14:57,095 --> 00:15:01,499
I have been keeping my
dad a secret from my mom
354
00:15:01,566 --> 00:15:02,817
on purpose, okay?
355
00:15:02,901 --> 00:15:05,870
To protect her, because for
the first time in her life
356
00:15:05,937 --> 00:15:07,338
she's finally happy.
357
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:09,340
I'm sorry. I'm
sorry, bad initiative.
358
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:11,709
I thought it would
have made you happy.
359
00:15:11,777 --> 00:15:14,378
Okay, I'm sorry. I'll
fix this, okay? I promise.
360
00:15:14,446 --> 00:15:17,048
You look a lot like
your father right now.
361
00:15:17,115 --> 00:15:19,216
A cigar right now and
a knife, and you would...
362
00:15:19,284 --> 00:15:21,652
FATIMA (giggling): You've
been a very naughty,
363
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,721
naughty little spy.
364
00:15:23,789 --> 00:15:26,157
ROAN: Oh, you better
teach me a a lesson, then.
365
00:15:26,224 --> 00:15:29,326
FATIMA: Yes, I
will. (chuckles)
366
00:15:29,394 --> 00:15:32,563
(whispers): Chuck, if you get
us caught because you sneeze,
367
00:15:32,631 --> 00:15:35,399
we are officially the
worst spies in the world.
368
00:15:35,467 --> 00:15:36,801
I know. Bad Three Stooges.
369
00:15:36,868 --> 00:15:39,570
I get it. And I,
and I... and I won't.
370
00:15:39,638 --> 00:15:41,372
But man, it is dusty.
371
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,574
We have to get out of
here. (Fatima giggling)
372
00:15:43,642 --> 00:15:45,409
Let's just take Fatima out.
373
00:15:45,477 --> 00:15:47,645
We'll grab Roan and
bail out the window.
374
00:15:47,712 --> 00:15:48,746
Okay, copy that.
375
00:15:48,813 --> 00:15:49,864
You good, Chuck?
376
00:15:49,948 --> 00:15:52,683
Um... no.
377
00:15:52,751 --> 00:15:54,685
No?
378
00:15:54,753 --> 00:15:58,322
Yeah, no. I-I said no because
I think... I think Roan is making
379
00:15:58,390 --> 00:16:00,524
some good headway here and
we should let him finish.
380
00:16:00,592 --> 00:16:01,509
(Fatima moans)
381
00:16:01,593 --> 00:16:02,693
The mission.
Finish the mission.
382
00:16:02,761 --> 00:16:04,428
But...
383
00:16:04,496 --> 00:16:06,063
But nothing,
okay? I said no...
384
00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:07,064
woman.
385
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:09,100
Sometimes in a relationship
386
00:16:09,167 --> 00:16:12,002
people disagree
about things and...
387
00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:19,176
See, see?
388
00:16:19,244 --> 00:16:20,778
Not the worst
spies in the world.
389
00:16:20,845 --> 00:16:22,113
(Chuck sneezes)
390
00:16:25,117 --> 00:16:26,617
Guards!
391
00:16:27,852 --> 00:16:29,787
Betrayer!
392
00:16:29,855 --> 00:16:31,789
No, not betrayer,
lover. Shut up!
393
00:16:31,857 --> 00:16:33,290
These are clearly
your comrades.
394
00:16:33,358 --> 00:16:35,226
Take them all to the dungeon.
395
00:16:36,077 --> 00:16:37,094
(sighs)
396
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:43,167
Baby... this is all
a misunderstanding.
397
00:16:43,218 --> 00:16:45,002
It's me, Roan.
398
00:16:45,070 --> 00:16:47,805
Sit tight. I'll get you out.
399
00:16:54,429 --> 00:16:58,849
So, last I saw you
two you were a young,
400
00:16:58,917 --> 00:17:02,386
exciting couple--
chasing, flirting.
401
00:17:02,454 --> 00:17:04,622
Now, the silent treatment.
402
00:17:04,689 --> 00:17:06,157
Sexy.
403
00:17:06,224 --> 00:17:09,994
If you must know, we are
very much in love, happy,
404
00:17:10,061 --> 00:17:12,062
and soon to be married.
405
00:17:12,130 --> 00:17:14,899
We're just... having a bit
of a disagreement right now,
406
00:17:14,966 --> 00:17:17,401
and the ball and
chain isn't helping.
407
00:17:17,452 --> 00:17:19,253
Are you calling me
a ball and chain?
408
00:17:19,337 --> 00:17:23,174
There's a ball and ch... there's
an actual ball and chain here.
409
00:17:23,241 --> 00:17:26,143
Do you... Do you not see this
on the ground attached to my leg?
410
00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:28,295
Ball and chain.
Yes, thank you.
411
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:31,081
What's with all the
"no's" lately, anyway?
412
00:17:31,149 --> 00:17:35,586
I may have been a
little obstinate before.
413
00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:39,089
Okay, let me guess. This
is about something bigger.
414
00:17:39,157 --> 00:17:41,025
Performance issues.
415
00:17:41,092 --> 00:17:44,862
No! I am adequate.
More than adequate
416
00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:45,930
in that depart... Right?
417
00:17:45,997 --> 00:17:47,698
You can't, you
can't agree with me?
418
00:17:47,765 --> 00:17:49,600
I don't want to... Sarah,
I don't want to elope.
419
00:17:49,668 --> 00:17:51,502
Okay? I just
don't. Not at all.
420
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,370
Not even in the slightest bit.
421
00:17:53,438 --> 00:17:54,822
I've always wanted
a big family wedding,
422
00:17:54,906 --> 00:17:57,808
and now more than ever, so no.
423
00:17:57,876 --> 00:17:59,977
My answer to eloping is no.
424
00:18:00,045 --> 00:18:02,313
Okay, fine. I hear
what you're saying.
425
00:18:02,380 --> 00:18:05,499
But why do you get to say no?
426
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:08,118
What about what I want?
427
00:18:08,186 --> 00:18:11,155
(sighs)
428
00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:36,647
Okay, I've got eyeballs
on the dungeon door,
429
00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:38,699
and there is a lady guard.
430
00:18:38,783 --> 00:18:40,918
I'm gonna seduce
my way past her.
431
00:18:40,986 --> 00:18:43,020
Oh, no. Uh-oh.
432
00:18:43,088 --> 00:18:44,255
What? What's happening?
433
00:18:44,322 --> 00:18:46,590
Casey's gonna try
and seduce the guard.
434
00:18:46,658 --> 00:18:50,094
No! What? The man who flunked
my course at the farm twice?!
435
00:18:50,161 --> 00:18:51,795
Casey, that's not
a very good idea.
436
00:18:51,863 --> 00:18:53,764
Don't you have a gun
or some explosives?
437
00:18:53,832 --> 00:18:55,266
Yeah, because you're
terrible at seduction.
438
00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:56,400
You have no finesse!
439
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:58,218
I heard that.
440
00:18:58,303 --> 00:19:00,554
Blowing the door will only
alert the other guards.
441
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:03,524
Now, this is exactly the type
of girl I know how to charm.
442
00:19:03,608 --> 00:19:05,242
Oh, God, he's gonna charm her.
443
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:07,177
Look, tranq and explode!
444
00:19:07,245 --> 00:19:09,413
Casey, tranq and explode!
445
00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:12,216
Evening.
446
00:19:12,284 --> 00:19:13,651
Stop!
447
00:19:15,186 --> 00:19:16,453
Well...
448
00:19:16,521 --> 00:19:18,656
That's a lovely
weapon you have there.
449
00:19:20,191 --> 00:19:21,659
Go.
450
00:19:23,962 --> 00:19:27,631
Gosh, it must get awfully
lonely down here in the dungeon
451
00:19:27,699 --> 00:19:31,135
by yourself, no
one to talk to.
452
00:19:32,404 --> 00:19:35,556
Yes. Yes, it does.
453
00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:37,975
Cold, too.
454
00:19:38,042 --> 00:19:40,044
You can take it.
455
00:19:40,111 --> 00:19:41,878
You're hearty.
456
00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:44,148
I can see why
they didn't assign
457
00:19:44,215 --> 00:19:46,767
one of those skinny
ones down here.
458
00:19:46,851 --> 00:19:47,718
(groans)
459
00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:48,485
Don't tell me.
460
00:19:50,388 --> 00:19:51,355
(tranq dart fires)
461
00:19:52,490 --> 00:19:53,924
(device beeps)
462
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:06,437
So you tranqed her
and blew the door.
463
00:20:06,504 --> 00:20:08,072
How charming.
464
00:20:08,139 --> 00:20:10,174
I rescued you. Shut up.
465
00:20:13,244 --> 00:20:14,795
Okay, let's get out of here.
466
00:20:14,879 --> 00:20:16,013
I'm staying here. What? Why?
467
00:20:16,081 --> 00:20:17,381
I told Beckman about
Montgomery's leads.
468
00:20:17,432 --> 00:20:18,966
I'm gonna get to the
bottom of these super notes.
469
00:20:19,050 --> 00:20:19,983
Get him back to Burbank.
470
00:20:20,051 --> 00:20:21,969
Oh, yes, about that,
471
00:20:22,053 --> 00:20:24,321
I'm not going back to
the States with you.
472
00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:26,473
Thanks, all the same.
This has been a debacle.
473
00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:28,642
No, Roan, we need to
take you back with us.
474
00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:29,810
ROAN: No, thank you...
475
00:20:29,894 --> 00:20:30,978
(tranq dart fires)
476
00:20:31,062 --> 00:20:32,196
Really.
477
00:20:32,263 --> 00:20:34,114
Beckman said he
might try that.
478
00:20:34,199 --> 00:20:35,466
Tell Morgan I'll be back
479
00:20:35,533 --> 00:20:37,368
in a week or two. See ya.
480
00:20:52,033 --> 00:20:53,667
Okay, well,
mission accomplished..
481
00:20:53,735 --> 00:20:55,035
Sarah and I will go upstairs
482
00:20:55,086 --> 00:20:56,420
and let you guys catch up.
483
00:20:56,504 --> 00:20:59,423
Sit... down!
484
00:20:59,507 --> 00:21:00,924
Sitting down, ma'am.
485
00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:02,409
Agent Montgomery,
486
00:21:02,477 --> 00:21:04,912
your mission to Morocco,
487
00:21:04,979 --> 00:21:06,129
who ordered you to go?
488
00:21:06,214 --> 00:21:07,648
Well...
489
00:21:07,715 --> 00:21:09,349
No one did!
490
00:21:09,417 --> 00:21:12,302
Fatima Tazi, the super notes?
491
00:21:12,387 --> 00:21:14,588
You went after them
without any authorization,
492
00:21:14,656 --> 00:21:17,491
and now I have one of
my best agents hidden
493
00:21:17,559 --> 00:21:20,277
inside a Moroccan
fortress without backup!
494
00:21:22,096 --> 00:21:23,297
Be on standby.
495
00:21:23,364 --> 00:21:25,132
If Colonel Casey gets
into trouble in Morocco,
496
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,334
I am sending you
in to get him out.
497
00:21:27,402 --> 00:21:28,068
Diane...
498
00:21:30,672 --> 00:21:32,739
General...
499
00:21:32,807 --> 00:21:35,609
if there's trouble,
I'll get Casey out.
500
00:21:35,677 --> 00:21:38,812
No. You're done, Roan.
501
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:42,583
I have a new mission for you.
502
00:21:42,650 --> 00:21:45,452
♪
♪
503
00:21:47,689 --> 00:21:49,089
(scanner beeps)
504
00:22:00,568 --> 00:22:02,970
Charles, you should
never sneak up on a spy.
505
00:22:03,037 --> 00:22:05,272
Even a former one.
506
00:22:05,323 --> 00:22:07,807
Right. Sorry.
507
00:22:09,994 --> 00:22:13,480
So, how's, uh, how's
everything going?
508
00:22:13,548 --> 00:22:17,084
I've never felt polyester
against my skin before.
509
00:22:17,151 --> 00:22:18,619
I feel a chafing.
510
00:22:18,686 --> 00:22:19,920
The chafe of stylelessness.
511
00:22:19,988 --> 00:22:22,923
I hear you on that.
512
00:22:22,990 --> 00:22:25,459
Um, listen, Roan, I'm-I'm
kind of going through
513
00:22:25,526 --> 00:22:27,794
my own spy relationship
turmoil thing, situation here,
514
00:22:27,862 --> 00:22:31,031
and I was just-- I wanted
to ask you about the general.
515
00:22:31,099 --> 00:22:32,733
Is this about
the Morocco thing?
516
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:33,867
Of course not.
517
00:22:33,935 --> 00:22:35,269
Diane is upset about Berlin.
518
00:22:35,336 --> 00:22:36,737
Berlin?
519
00:22:36,804 --> 00:22:38,188
Chuck, sit down.
520
00:22:38,273 --> 00:22:40,974
I have a few minutes
left on my break.
521
00:22:42,577 --> 00:22:45,228
Berlin. 1989.
522
00:22:45,313 --> 00:22:48,315
Not a good year for building
walls in East Germany.
523
00:22:50,184 --> 00:22:52,619
(shouting)
524
00:22:54,656 --> 00:22:57,874
(cheering)
525
00:22:59,627 --> 00:23:01,044
We had just won the Cold War.
526
00:23:01,129 --> 00:23:02,829
I was off to Moscow
on an assignment.
527
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:06,049
Diane was on her way back to
Washington and a promotion.
528
00:23:06,134 --> 00:23:07,968
♪
♪
529
00:23:10,838 --> 00:23:11,838
(gun hammer cocks)
530
00:23:22,150 --> 00:23:24,067
We wouldn't see each
other for months,
531
00:23:24,152 --> 00:23:28,488
and just before I left,
she asked the question.
532
00:23:28,556 --> 00:23:30,440
What about us?
533
00:23:38,232 --> 00:23:40,000
That's when I said it.
534
00:23:40,068 --> 00:23:42,369
I'm not even sure
why, but I told her,
535
00:23:42,437 --> 00:23:44,771
"If we're alive in 20 years,
let's throw in the towel,
536
00:23:44,839 --> 00:23:48,608
be a normal couple,
lead a normal life."
537
00:23:50,778 --> 00:23:52,479
Beckman was a dirty blonde?
538
00:23:52,547 --> 00:23:54,247
Mm. It was the '80s.
539
00:23:54,298 --> 00:23:56,483
Everything was dirty blonde.
540
00:23:56,551 --> 00:23:58,986
We were supposed to meet in
Washington a few days ago.
541
00:23:59,053 --> 00:24:01,888
ROAN: I really
wish you'd pick up.
542
00:24:01,939 --> 00:24:04,057
I need to hear
your voice tonight.
543
00:24:04,125 --> 00:24:05,559
I'm sorry again that
I couldn't make it,
544
00:24:05,626 --> 00:24:08,028
but I'm thinking of you.
545
00:24:08,095 --> 00:24:11,865
Sweet dreams, and
besos, my flower.
546
00:24:21,409 --> 00:24:23,477
(beeping)
547
00:24:31,586 --> 00:24:33,520
MORGAN: Casey?
548
00:24:33,588 --> 00:24:35,489
Casey. Yes! Listen.
549
00:24:35,556 --> 00:24:37,991
Listen, I'm so glad I caught
you. This will not take long.
550
00:24:38,059 --> 00:24:39,142
Morgan, I'm on a mission.
551
00:24:39,227 --> 00:24:39,959
Yeah, I know. I know.
552
00:24:40,011 --> 00:24:40,894
I'm in a wall.
553
00:24:40,962 --> 00:24:42,029
Of course you are.
554
00:24:42,096 --> 00:24:43,430
Hear me out, please.
555
00:24:43,498 --> 00:24:44,798
I know, I know.
Talk to Kathleen.
556
00:24:44,866 --> 00:24:46,166
I will. Actually,
you know what?
557
00:24:46,234 --> 00:24:48,235
Never mind about that.
It's-It's totally cool.
558
00:24:48,302 --> 00:24:49,403
Thank you so much, though.
559
00:24:49,470 --> 00:24:51,405
You were right.
I'm going to do it.
560
00:24:51,472 --> 00:24:53,440
No, I wasn't totally
right, you know.
561
00:24:53,508 --> 00:24:54,941
As it turns out,
562
00:24:54,992 --> 00:24:58,545
Alex doesn't want
you to talk to her.
563
00:24:58,613 --> 00:25:02,082
Oh.
564
00:25:02,149 --> 00:25:06,703
But, uh, enjoy your
wall. And come back safe.
565
00:25:06,788 --> 00:25:09,756
So, wait. She doesn't ever
want me to talk to her mom?
566
00:25:09,824 --> 00:25:12,259
I don't know,
buddy. I don't know.
567
00:25:12,326 --> 00:25:14,377
And, for whatever
it's worth, I'm sorry.
568
00:25:14,462 --> 00:25:16,680
In fact, if you need
someone to talk to,
569
00:25:16,764 --> 00:25:17,764
I'm here. I mean... Got to go.
570
00:25:17,832 --> 00:25:18,765
Dig deep in there and...
571
00:25:18,833 --> 00:25:20,067
Casey?
572
00:25:20,134 --> 00:25:22,335
I never thought I'd
make it 20 years.
573
00:25:22,403 --> 00:25:24,671
I am a spy.
574
00:25:24,739 --> 00:25:27,240
I can't be normal.
575
00:25:27,308 --> 00:25:28,508
It's not who I am.
576
00:25:28,576 --> 00:25:30,310
See, that's how I feel
about the eloping thing.
577
00:25:30,378 --> 00:25:32,279
That's not who I am.
578
00:25:32,346 --> 00:25:34,081
Well, then, you know, you have
579
00:25:34,148 --> 00:25:36,049
to stop saying no to
Sarah and convince her.
580
00:25:36,117 --> 00:25:39,686
The first thing I teach
my students at the farm
581
00:25:39,737 --> 00:25:41,555
is when you want to convince
an intimate relation,
582
00:25:41,622 --> 00:25:44,024
you have to set the scene
for the conversation.
583
00:25:44,092 --> 00:25:46,710
Create an erotic atmosphere.
584
00:25:46,794 --> 00:25:49,329
Oh, like a sexy situation.
585
00:25:49,380 --> 00:25:50,530
Yes, but don't
say it like that.
586
00:25:50,598 --> 00:25:51,665
Oh.
587
00:25:51,732 --> 00:25:54,334
Everything is easier
with sex in the air.
588
00:25:54,402 --> 00:25:56,036
Secrets are shared.
589
00:25:56,104 --> 00:25:57,904
Yes's come more easily.
590
00:25:57,972 --> 00:26:00,273
No's disappear.
591
00:26:00,341 --> 00:26:02,309
Yeah, yeah. I
just... I just...
592
00:26:02,376 --> 00:26:04,244
I don't... I don't think
I know how to do that.
593
00:26:04,312 --> 00:26:07,213
Charles, come here.
594
00:26:07,265 --> 00:26:08,949
Let's try on some shirts.
595
00:26:09,016 --> 00:26:10,984
Yes.
596
00:26:11,051 --> 00:26:14,404
Now, you're going
to need a suit.
597
00:26:21,329 --> 00:26:23,163
Sarah?
598
00:26:23,231 --> 00:26:25,499
SARAH: I'll be right out.
599
00:26:25,566 --> 00:26:27,233
All right, well, listen.
600
00:26:27,285 --> 00:26:30,604
I made us a reservation
at this place, so...
601
00:26:31,772 --> 00:26:33,240
(coughs)
602
00:26:33,307 --> 00:26:35,108
Uh, just throw on a
little something, huh?
603
00:26:35,176 --> 00:26:37,410
And...
604
00:26:37,478 --> 00:26:38,678
Sarah?
605
00:26:38,746 --> 00:26:40,764
♪
♪
606
00:26:57,949 --> 00:27:00,033
What's happening here?
607
00:27:00,100 --> 00:27:02,035
Hi, Chuck.
608
00:27:02,102 --> 00:27:05,038
I'm sorry.
609
00:27:05,105 --> 00:27:08,658
Oh. That's an
excellent apology.
610
00:27:08,743 --> 00:27:11,178
I am very sorry, too.
611
00:27:15,833 --> 00:27:17,417
Now, I want you to relax,
612
00:27:17,485 --> 00:27:20,587
and just think
of the two of us
613
00:27:20,638 --> 00:27:21,838
running away together.
614
00:27:28,295 --> 00:27:29,596
Yeah?
615
00:27:29,647 --> 00:27:31,431
Now just imagine,
616
00:27:31,499 --> 00:27:34,534
instead of me wearing a
white wedding dress in L.A.
617
00:27:34,602 --> 00:27:37,070
with all the family,
618
00:27:37,137 --> 00:27:39,322
picture me wearing this
619
00:27:39,407 --> 00:27:42,742
just for you
620
00:27:42,810 --> 00:27:45,579
anywhere in the world.
621
00:27:45,646 --> 00:27:47,814
Sound like fun?
622
00:27:47,865 --> 00:27:49,349
(gasping): Yeah.
623
00:28:01,329 --> 00:28:04,014
Chuck, elope with me.
624
00:28:04,098 --> 00:28:05,365
Yeah.
625
00:28:06,867 --> 00:28:08,235
No.
626
00:28:08,302 --> 00:28:09,569
Wait. No.
627
00:28:09,637 --> 00:28:10,937
No, no, no. What
are you doing?
628
00:28:11,005 --> 00:28:12,171
I can't believe
you're doing this.
629
00:28:12,223 --> 00:28:13,240
What?
630
00:28:13,307 --> 00:28:14,708
You're using Roan's methods.
631
00:28:14,775 --> 00:28:16,843
Sexy situations?
Erotic atmospheres?
632
00:28:16,911 --> 00:28:18,044
You're trying to seduce me.
633
00:28:18,112 --> 00:28:20,080
Why are you
wearing that outfit?
634
00:28:20,147 --> 00:28:21,648
Well, I'm trying
to seduce you, too.
635
00:28:21,699 --> 00:28:23,483
Just not, clearly, as well.
636
00:28:23,551 --> 00:28:25,952
(cell phone vibrating)
637
00:28:28,456 --> 00:28:30,407
Beckman wants to
see us in Castle.
638
00:28:30,491 --> 00:28:32,025
Well, maybe we
should change, then.
639
00:28:32,093 --> 00:28:34,327
Fine. Fine.
640
00:28:34,378 --> 00:28:36,596
I'm not saying
I want to change.
641
00:28:36,664 --> 00:28:38,698
I want... I want
you to stay in red...
642
00:28:38,766 --> 00:28:42,068
Always, always be in whatever
you're wearing right now.
643
00:28:42,136 --> 00:28:45,705
CASEY (whispers): All
right, here's the situation.
644
00:28:45,773 --> 00:28:49,276
Fatima's meeting with
her financial backers
645
00:28:49,343 --> 00:28:50,777
on the other
side of this wall.
646
00:28:54,248 --> 00:28:58,084
MAN: Fatima, we provided
you with $100 million in gold
647
00:28:58,152 --> 00:29:00,553
five months ago.
648
00:29:00,621 --> 00:29:02,222
You won't tell us
where your mint is,
649
00:29:02,290 --> 00:29:03,957
or where you're
storing these bills.
650
00:29:04,025 --> 00:29:05,225
Level with us.
651
00:29:05,293 --> 00:29:07,394
These super notes
really exist?
652
00:29:07,461 --> 00:29:10,664
It gives me great
pleasure to announce
653
00:29:10,731 --> 00:29:12,932
that we have been able
to produce more notes
654
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,467
than originally anticipated,
655
00:29:14,535 --> 00:29:17,203
for a grand total
656
00:29:17,271 --> 00:29:18,938
of one trillion dollars.
657
00:29:19,006 --> 00:29:21,274
What are we going to do
with one trillion dollars?
658
00:29:21,342 --> 00:29:22,759
That is too much currency.
659
00:29:22,843 --> 00:29:24,627
Our fortunes depend
660
00:29:24,712 --> 00:29:26,112
on a strong dollar.
661
00:29:26,180 --> 00:29:29,449
Yours may, but mine does not.
662
00:29:31,052 --> 00:29:32,519
Thanks for the gold.
663
00:29:35,289 --> 00:29:38,975
(shots firing)
664
00:30:03,384 --> 00:30:05,819
What happened?
665
00:30:05,886 --> 00:30:07,670
Casey? Casey, are you there?
666
00:30:07,755 --> 00:30:10,306
Casey.
667
00:30:10,391 --> 00:30:11,624
Oh, thank God. Are you okay?
668
00:30:11,692 --> 00:30:13,560
Yeah, yeah.
669
00:30:13,627 --> 00:30:18,431
I'm still hidden, but part
of the bearing wall came down.
670
00:30:18,499 --> 00:30:19,265
I'm trapped.
671
00:30:19,333 --> 00:30:20,850
I may have to cut my arm off.
672
00:30:20,935 --> 00:30:23,870
Hold on that, Colonel Casey.
673
00:30:23,938 --> 00:30:26,172
Stand by for
further instructions.
674
00:30:27,324 --> 00:30:28,575
You're going to Morocco.
675
00:30:28,642 --> 00:30:29,776
We need the
location of that mint
676
00:30:29,844 --> 00:30:31,244
so we can destroy it.
677
00:30:31,312 --> 00:30:32,612
Yeah, and even more than
that, we've got to get to Casey
678
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:34,047
before he chops
his own arm off.
679
00:30:34,115 --> 00:30:36,282
General, how are we going to
find the location of the mint?
680
00:30:36,350 --> 00:30:37,684
Fatima isn't going
to tell us anything.
681
00:30:37,752 --> 00:30:40,720
Only one man could possibly
get the information out of her.
682
00:30:40,788 --> 00:30:42,122
Roan?
683
00:30:42,189 --> 00:30:44,691
Ma'am, Fatima will
have Roan shot on sight.
684
00:30:44,759 --> 00:30:47,160
No man could seduce Fatima
Tazi twice. It's a...
685
00:30:47,228 --> 00:30:48,528
Seduction impossible.
686
00:30:48,596 --> 00:30:50,380
Get him.
687
00:30:50,464 --> 00:30:54,384
General, I know that Roan
has broken a promise or two,
688
00:30:54,468 --> 00:30:56,636
but you can't send the
man to his own death.
689
00:30:56,704 --> 00:30:59,005
Get me Roan Montgomery!
690
00:31:07,619 --> 00:31:13,541
And that is the story
of Sleeping Beauty.
691
00:31:15,994 --> 00:31:18,196
You know, Grandma
692
00:31:18,263 --> 00:31:22,032
once had to take a
potion that made me sleep
693
00:31:22,084 --> 00:31:23,584
for a couple of days.
694
00:31:23,669 --> 00:31:27,088
But Grandma's partner
had a potion, too.
695
00:31:27,172 --> 00:31:29,741
And when it was
time to wake me up,
696
00:31:29,808 --> 00:31:33,061
he put the
antidote on his lips
697
00:31:33,128 --> 00:31:35,713
and woke me with a kiss,
698
00:31:35,764 --> 00:31:38,182
just like the prince.
699
00:31:38,250 --> 00:31:41,219
Grandma was on a mission.
700
00:31:41,286 --> 00:31:43,221
Can you say "mission"?
701
00:31:45,190 --> 00:31:47,258
A seduction? No problem.
But a rope climb?
702
00:31:47,326 --> 00:31:49,093
I am getting a
little old for this.
703
00:31:49,161 --> 00:31:50,411
Okay, climb over.
Get to the boudoir,
704
00:31:50,496 --> 00:31:51,696
and seduce the
location of the mint
705
00:31:51,747 --> 00:31:53,197
out of Fatima.
We'll get Casey.
706
00:31:53,265 --> 00:31:54,766
BECKMAN (over comm): Once we
have the location of the mint,
707
00:31:54,833 --> 00:31:56,234
our attack drones
will take it out.
708
00:31:56,301 --> 00:31:57,268
Move out.
709
00:31:57,336 --> 00:31:59,036
(grunting)
710
00:31:59,104 --> 00:32:00,088
Hey, hey.
711
00:32:00,172 --> 00:32:01,756
One last thing.
712
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:04,108
In case I don't see you
two crazy kids again,
713
00:32:04,176 --> 00:32:05,309
do one thing for me.
714
00:32:05,377 --> 00:32:07,178
Remember you're in love.
715
00:32:07,246 --> 00:32:08,413
Listen to each other.
716
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:11,315
Never go on a mission angry.
717
00:32:29,802 --> 00:32:31,736
Please,
718
00:32:31,804 --> 00:32:33,788
don't call out for help.
719
00:32:35,174 --> 00:32:37,141
I had to come back
to you, my love.
720
00:32:37,209 --> 00:32:38,543
What are you doing here?
721
00:32:41,713 --> 00:32:43,247
Just hear me out, please.
722
00:32:43,298 --> 00:32:45,249
I'm not here as a spy.
723
00:32:45,317 --> 00:32:46,851
I'm here because of you.
724
00:32:46,919 --> 00:32:48,820
I never wanted to leave you.
725
00:32:48,887 --> 00:32:50,688
I was extracted because
of another woman.
726
00:32:50,756 --> 00:32:52,757
Another woman?
727
00:32:54,393 --> 00:32:56,310
Who?
728
00:32:56,395 --> 00:32:58,996
My general.
729
00:32:59,064 --> 00:33:00,097
Who is impatient.
730
00:33:00,165 --> 00:33:02,016
Get the location
of the mint, Roan.
731
00:33:02,100 --> 00:33:03,184
(sighs)
732
00:33:03,268 --> 00:33:05,019
All this interpersonal
stuff on a mission?
733
00:33:05,103 --> 00:33:06,204
It's very unprofessional.
734
00:33:06,271 --> 00:33:07,355
I know!
735
00:33:07,439 --> 00:33:08,606
I don't want to fight.
736
00:33:08,657 --> 00:33:10,307
Me, neither.
737
00:33:12,411 --> 00:33:14,311
Okay, well, look, we know
738
00:33:14,363 --> 00:33:16,180
my family's stressful,
but what else?
739
00:33:16,248 --> 00:33:18,449
What, uh, you know,
other pros and cons
740
00:33:18,517 --> 00:33:19,817
of having a big wedding?
741
00:33:19,885 --> 00:33:20,918
Well, okay, I mean,
742
00:33:20,986 --> 00:33:22,420
who am I gonna invite?
743
00:33:22,487 --> 00:33:23,621
Who's gonna come?
744
00:33:23,672 --> 00:33:25,540
Who's gonna walk
me down the aisle?
745
00:33:25,624 --> 00:33:27,458
(sighs)
746
00:33:27,526 --> 00:33:28,659
I'm such an idiot.
747
00:33:28,710 --> 00:33:30,294
This was never
about my family.
748
00:33:30,345 --> 00:33:31,546
This is about yours.
749
00:33:31,630 --> 00:33:33,514
I'm so sorry. I should
have figured that out.
750
00:33:33,599 --> 00:33:36,133
I should have told you and
not had you figure it out.
751
00:33:36,201 --> 00:33:38,002
CASEY: You have got to be
kidding me with this conversation.
752
00:33:38,070 --> 00:33:39,303
I am about to cut my arm off.
753
00:33:39,371 --> 00:33:40,338
Casey, hey. Yes.
754
00:33:40,405 --> 00:33:41,939
Good. Sorry. We're right here.
755
00:33:50,199 --> 00:33:52,984
Darling, I know you're
not after wealth.
756
00:33:53,051 --> 00:33:56,988
Your heart is far
too pure for that.
757
00:33:57,039 --> 00:33:58,389
What is it you want?
758
00:33:58,457 --> 00:34:00,374
Why don't you tell me?
759
00:34:00,459 --> 00:34:02,193
Let me help you.
760
00:34:13,388 --> 00:34:16,073
When I was a girl,
761
00:34:16,141 --> 00:34:18,943
my village was destroyed
762
00:34:19,011 --> 00:34:20,511
by an American conglomerate.
763
00:34:20,579 --> 00:34:22,413
(laser crackling)
764
00:34:22,481 --> 00:34:24,615
They strip-mined
over my entire world.
765
00:34:24,683 --> 00:34:25,750
(sighs)
766
00:34:25,817 --> 00:34:28,352
So I am going to
flood the markets
767
00:34:28,420 --> 00:34:30,488
with one trillion
U.S. dollars.
768
00:34:30,556 --> 00:34:32,456
The American economy
will collapse,
769
00:34:32,524 --> 00:34:35,560
and it will be my little
village that brought them down.
770
00:34:35,627 --> 00:34:36,827
Hmm.
771
00:34:36,895 --> 00:34:38,663
Yes, you told me
about your village.
772
00:34:38,730 --> 00:34:41,082
It's called... Setouan.
773
00:34:41,166 --> 00:34:42,366
Is that right?
774
00:34:42,434 --> 00:34:45,102
Yes. You listened.
775
00:34:45,170 --> 00:34:47,104
Of course.
776
00:34:47,172 --> 00:34:49,407
I'd love to visit it someday.
777
00:34:51,143 --> 00:34:52,777
Hmm.
778
00:34:56,315 --> 00:34:58,249
I've got the village
on my monitor.
779
00:34:58,317 --> 00:34:59,951
(computer trilling)
780
00:35:00,018 --> 00:35:01,285
There's the mint.
781
00:35:01,353 --> 00:35:02,753
We got it!
782
00:35:02,821 --> 00:35:05,656
This is Beckman,
authorization 8485-Charlie.
783
00:35:05,724 --> 00:35:08,225
Initiate air strike,
sending grid coordinates now.
784
00:35:08,277 --> 00:35:09,944
MAN: Air strike...
Chuck, Sarah,
785
00:35:10,028 --> 00:35:11,095
get Casey out of there.
786
00:35:11,163 --> 00:35:13,614
We just need a minute.
787
00:35:15,984 --> 00:35:18,502
Uh, General, we're gonna
be slightly delayed.
788
00:35:18,570 --> 00:35:19,570
Chuck, what's happening?
789
00:35:19,638 --> 00:35:22,039
Bad guys. Lots of bad guys.
790
00:35:23,825 --> 00:35:26,510
(soft grunt)
791
00:35:30,582 --> 00:35:32,583
Right behind you.
792
00:35:35,887 --> 00:35:37,355
Take one step to the left.
793
00:35:38,824 --> 00:35:40,124
The other left, idiot.
794
00:35:41,343 --> 00:35:42,193
Don't move!
795
00:35:42,260 --> 00:35:43,928
Never done this before.
796
00:35:43,996 --> 00:35:45,596
What? Never done what before?
797
00:35:45,664 --> 00:35:47,999
WOMAN: There are
Americans in the palace.
798
00:35:48,066 --> 00:35:50,467
You... bastard!
799
00:35:50,519 --> 00:35:52,670
Yes, I answer to that.
800
00:35:52,738 --> 00:35:55,106
WOMAN: What do we do?
801
00:35:55,157 --> 00:35:57,174
Kill them.
802
00:35:58,443 --> 00:35:59,744
(woman gasps)
803
00:36:04,282 --> 00:36:06,684
(gasps)
804
00:36:06,752 --> 00:36:09,153
Well, that takes
care of your friends.
805
00:36:11,223 --> 00:36:12,873
Casey, you are great!
806
00:36:12,958 --> 00:36:14,792
(coughing) Get me out of here!
807
00:36:14,860 --> 00:36:16,227
Right. Right.
808
00:36:17,379 --> 00:36:19,063
Now to deal with you, Roan.
809
00:36:19,131 --> 00:36:20,348
(phone ringing)
810
00:36:20,432 --> 00:36:21,832
So sorry.
811
00:36:22,801 --> 00:36:24,385
Oh. So rude.
812
00:36:24,469 --> 00:36:27,138
Hi. Could I call you
right back? I'm right...
813
00:36:27,189 --> 00:36:28,305
Who is this?
814
00:36:28,357 --> 00:36:30,274
This is General Diane Beckman.
815
00:36:30,342 --> 00:36:31,742
With whom am I speaking?
816
00:36:31,810 --> 00:36:34,578
This is the woman who is
about to kill your agent.
817
00:36:34,646 --> 00:36:36,564
Good. It's about time.
818
00:36:36,648 --> 00:36:37,615
Good?
819
00:36:38,517 --> 00:36:40,351
She said, "Good."
820
00:36:40,419 --> 00:36:43,521
We're in the middle of a tiff.
821
00:36:43,588 --> 00:36:45,089
I don't want to stop you.
822
00:36:45,157 --> 00:36:47,692
I'd just like to say
one last thing to Roan.
823
00:36:47,759 --> 00:36:49,927
I'm happy to see him die.
824
00:36:49,995 --> 00:36:51,495
(laughing)
825
00:36:51,563 --> 00:36:53,898
Another one of your admirers.
826
00:36:55,667 --> 00:36:57,935
Hello. Diane, listen,
I just want to say
827
00:36:58,003 --> 00:36:59,437
that I am truly
sorry, but, you know,
828
00:36:59,504 --> 00:37:01,072
I can be such a bastard.
829
00:37:01,139 --> 00:37:02,740
Thank you, Roan.
830
00:37:02,808 --> 00:37:04,592
Oh, one more thing.
831
00:37:04,676 --> 00:37:05,776
Yes?
832
00:37:06,812 --> 00:37:08,879
Duck!
833
00:37:21,259 --> 00:37:23,294
♪
♪
834
00:37:32,671 --> 00:37:35,790
BECKMAN: Roan!
Roan, are you there?
835
00:37:35,874 --> 00:37:37,308
Is he alive?
836
00:37:39,778 --> 00:37:40,911
We got him, General.
837
00:37:40,979 --> 00:37:43,297
He's right here. Oh...
838
00:37:45,217 --> 00:37:46,467
Are you okay?
839
00:37:46,551 --> 00:37:47,918
Oh.
840
00:37:47,969 --> 00:37:49,186
(sighs)
841
00:37:49,254 --> 00:37:51,105
I still got it.
842
00:37:51,189 --> 00:37:52,756
Yeah.
843
00:37:52,808 --> 00:37:54,558
Ah, where's the bar? Come on.
844
00:37:54,609 --> 00:37:55,976
Let's go. Let's
get out of here.
845
00:37:56,061 --> 00:37:57,144
What's the hurry?
846
00:37:57,229 --> 00:37:59,530
Go, go, go. (Roan mutters)
847
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:06,613
Here is to the woman who
blows everyone else away.
848
00:38:06,697 --> 00:38:11,151
Seeing you in action again--
it was like old times.
849
00:38:11,235 --> 00:38:12,335
Old times?
850
00:38:12,403 --> 00:38:14,971
I like to say "the '80s."
851
00:38:15,039 --> 00:38:16,673
Darling, listen,
there's something...
852
00:38:16,740 --> 00:38:18,208
Mm. I know.
853
00:38:18,275 --> 00:38:19,843
You don't want to settle down.
854
00:38:19,910 --> 00:38:21,411
You're not made for that.
855
00:38:21,479 --> 00:38:22,946
You're a spy.
856
00:38:23,013 --> 00:38:24,314
That is your life.
857
00:38:24,381 --> 00:38:25,849
Almost like you
rehearsed that.
858
00:38:25,916 --> 00:38:27,150
It was my speech to you.
859
00:38:27,218 --> 00:38:29,185
You changed your mind, too?
860
00:38:29,253 --> 00:38:31,120
Why did you hunt me down?
861
00:38:31,188 --> 00:38:34,591
Roan, you never run
away from a general.
862
00:38:34,658 --> 00:38:36,292
♪
♪
863
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:38,661
Yes, of course.
864
00:38:38,729 --> 00:38:41,898
But I do hope our
rendezvous aren't over.
865
00:38:41,966 --> 00:38:45,368
Budapest last
spring was divine.
866
00:38:45,436 --> 00:38:47,437
Well...
867
00:38:47,488 --> 00:38:50,840
I have high hopes
for Morocco tonight.
868
00:38:50,908 --> 00:38:52,842
(laughs)
869
00:39:06,757 --> 00:39:08,758
(laughter and
indistinct chatter)
870
00:39:26,193 --> 00:39:28,211
Good for you, Kath.
871
00:39:29,446 --> 00:39:31,531
ELLIE: Mom.
872
00:39:31,615 --> 00:39:34,751
30 more seconds, then
we check the temp.
873
00:39:36,720 --> 00:39:38,755
ELLIE: Mom?
874
00:39:38,822 --> 00:39:40,873
What is it?
875
00:39:40,958 --> 00:39:43,393
Having you here
has been great.
876
00:39:43,460 --> 00:39:45,995
But you are ready to
try it on your own.
877
00:39:46,063 --> 00:39:47,764
I get it.
878
00:39:47,831 --> 00:39:49,549
No. No, it's not that.
879
00:39:49,633 --> 00:39:52,135
I would keep you here
forever, if I could.
880
00:39:53,771 --> 00:39:56,806
Mom, do you really want
to be a full-time grandma?
881
00:39:58,142 --> 00:39:59,442
It's okay.
882
00:39:59,510 --> 00:40:03,079
This is what I dreamed
of for so many years.
883
00:40:05,099 --> 00:40:07,850
I made Chuck quit the CIA,
884
00:40:07,918 --> 00:40:11,437
and sometimes I wonder if
that was the right decision,
885
00:40:11,522 --> 00:40:14,190
because I know that
he's a good person
886
00:40:14,258 --> 00:40:16,826
who's helped people,
and he's protected us.
887
00:40:18,529 --> 00:40:20,797
He's a Bartowski.
888
00:40:20,864 --> 00:40:22,799
(soft laugh)
889
00:40:22,866 --> 00:40:24,801
And he says that
you're the best.
890
00:40:24,868 --> 00:40:28,271
I can't keep another
person from being a hero
891
00:40:28,339 --> 00:40:31,307
simply because I'm... afraid.
892
00:40:33,010 --> 00:40:36,713
If you need to be a spy,
that's not another abandonment.
893
00:40:36,780 --> 00:40:39,549
You'll still be in our lives.
894
00:40:39,617 --> 00:40:41,851
I want to give
everything to this baby
895
00:40:41,918 --> 00:40:44,520
that I never gave
to you or Chuck.
896
00:40:46,857 --> 00:40:49,359
But that's my job.
897
00:40:54,031 --> 00:40:56,366
You just have to be the
best grandma in the world.
898
00:40:58,769 --> 00:41:00,737
So...
899
00:41:00,788 --> 00:41:02,238
tell me about the agent
900
00:41:02,289 --> 00:41:04,240
who kissed you awake
on the secret mission.
901
00:41:04,308 --> 00:41:06,292
Oh...
902
00:41:07,311 --> 00:41:09,979
He was a big romantic.
903
00:41:11,315 --> 00:41:13,149
And the greatest
husband there ever was.
904
00:41:13,217 --> 00:41:14,717
Aha. (laughs)
905
00:41:17,921 --> 00:41:19,856
Well, I'm glad we talked.
906
00:41:19,923 --> 00:41:21,858
Me, too.
907
00:41:21,925 --> 00:41:24,927
I think eloping just seemed
908
00:41:24,995 --> 00:41:27,497
like a way for me
to avoid my family.
909
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,335
Sarah, you've done so
much to help my family.
910
00:41:32,403 --> 00:41:34,337
How can I help yours?
911
00:41:34,405 --> 00:41:35,638
(sighs)
912
00:41:35,706 --> 00:41:37,473
I don't know. It's different.
913
00:41:37,541 --> 00:41:39,475
Sarah, come on.
914
00:41:39,543 --> 00:41:41,077
It's our job
915
00:41:41,145 --> 00:41:44,013
to take care of some of the
world's biggest problems.
916
00:41:44,081 --> 00:41:46,015
Terrorists and
despots and oligarchs.
917
00:41:46,083 --> 00:41:50,119
I mean, I think we can
handle a family, even yours.
918
00:41:50,187 --> 00:41:52,755
Hey, hey.
919
00:41:52,823 --> 00:41:56,726
You are Sarah Walker, the most
mysterious woman in the world,
920
00:41:56,794 --> 00:42:00,530
so as the future
Mr. Sarah Walker,
921
00:42:00,597 --> 00:42:03,032
can't I get to
know you better?
922
00:42:15,796 --> 00:42:18,355
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