1 00:00:00,044 --> 00:00:00,952 Hi I'm Chuck. 2 00:00:00,977 --> 00:00:02,653 Here are a few things that you might need to know. 3 00:00:02,654 --> 00:00:06,290 Ever here of carbon monoxide? Stop sleeping in your van, Jeff. 4 00:00:06,325 --> 00:00:07,658 I'm seeing things clearly 5 00:00:07,693 --> 00:00:09,360 for the first time in a long time. 6 00:00:09,394 --> 00:00:10,795 Are you high? 7 00:00:10,829 --> 00:00:11,996 Morgan, the Intersect that you uploaded, 8 00:00:12,014 --> 00:00:13,047 there's something wrong with it. 9 00:00:13,098 --> 00:00:14,298 There was some kind of Trojan horse 10 00:00:14,333 --> 00:00:15,633 hidden in the software. 11 00:00:15,667 --> 00:00:17,368 That's why you're not acting like yourself! 12 00:00:17,402 --> 00:00:19,637 You've text-messaged a breakup with my little girl? 13 00:00:19,671 --> 00:00:20,721 I can do better. 14 00:00:20,772 --> 00:00:23,007 Morgan told anyone who wanted to hear 15 00:00:23,041 --> 00:00:24,141 he had the Intersect. 16 00:00:24,175 --> 00:00:26,010 Decker wants Morgan dead. 17 00:00:28,247 --> 00:00:29,614 (beeping) 18 00:00:38,624 --> 00:00:40,208 (beeping) 19 00:00:46,748 --> 00:00:47,832 Stop! 20 00:00:47,866 --> 00:00:50,668 (Chuck gasping) 21 00:00:50,702 --> 00:00:52,837 Chuck... 22 00:00:52,871 --> 00:00:55,205 Chuck, what the hell, man?! 23 00:00:55,224 --> 00:00:57,341 Morgan, you stay away from douche-cycle, okay? 24 00:00:57,376 --> 00:00:59,043 We've gotta get you back to Castle now. 25 00:00:59,077 --> 00:01:00,278 The CIA knows you're the Intersect. 26 00:01:00,312 --> 00:01:01,579 You have a hit out on you! 27 00:01:01,613 --> 00:01:04,749 Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah-yeah-yeah. Let's go 28 00:01:04,783 --> 00:01:06,551 Let's go. Don't freak out, though, okay? 29 00:01:06,585 --> 00:01:08,185 I am still the Intersect. 30 00:01:08,220 --> 00:01:09,887 Not to mention I happen 31 00:01:09,922 --> 00:01:13,057 to stand by my Montracer's coolness factor. Please, okay? 32 00:01:13,075 --> 00:01:14,692 - I'm just gonna grab some... - No, no! 33 00:01:16,562 --> 00:01:18,796 Yes, I agree that it is okay to freak out. 34 00:01:18,830 --> 00:01:19,997 Thank you. 35 00:01:20,032 --> 00:01:20,998 Morgan, the only reason 36 00:01:21,033 --> 00:01:22,233 there's a hit on you is 37 00:01:22,267 --> 00:01:23,534 because you got the Intersect in your head. 38 00:01:23,569 --> 00:01:25,403 CHUCK: So we just need to get it out 39 00:01:25,437 --> 00:01:26,938 of your head, let the CIA know it's over, 40 00:01:26,972 --> 00:01:27,939 and you'll be safe. 41 00:01:27,973 --> 00:01:29,106 And a moron again. 42 00:01:30,742 --> 00:01:32,109 Sorry. Moron still. 43 00:01:32,144 --> 00:01:35,513 Okay, all right, how do we start that? 44 00:01:35,547 --> 00:01:36,914 Is Ellie working on something? 45 00:01:36,949 --> 00:01:38,115 SARAH: No, we, uh... 46 00:01:38,150 --> 00:01:39,717 called in the big guns. 47 00:01:53,448 --> 00:01:55,166 (video games trilling) 48 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:57,435 So shocked you people are running out of money. 49 00:01:57,469 --> 00:02:00,104 Missile Command is a part of our process. 50 00:02:00,138 --> 00:02:01,906 All right, let's clean up this mess. 51 00:02:01,940 --> 00:02:03,541 Are you ready, Mr. Grimes? 52 00:02:03,575 --> 00:02:05,543 Yes, ma'am. Let's do it. 53 00:02:05,577 --> 00:02:06,844 Let's get this mind-melting, 54 00:02:06,878 --> 00:02:09,997 assassination-producing thing out of my head. 55 00:02:10,048 --> 00:02:11,615 Don't worry, buddy, just so sit back, 56 00:02:11,633 --> 00:02:13,117 relax, breathe. 57 00:02:13,135 --> 00:02:15,653 (exhales) So that's it? 58 00:02:15,687 --> 00:02:17,121 It's, it's really over? Superhero no more? 59 00:02:17,155 --> 00:02:20,141 Okay, all right, if you're 60 00:02:20,175 --> 00:02:21,892 absolutely sure this is the only way. 61 00:02:21,927 --> 00:02:24,595 Morgan, look, trust me, I know how you feel, I do, okay? 62 00:02:24,630 --> 00:02:26,497 The Intersect is a lot of fun. 63 00:02:26,531 --> 00:02:28,432 But this is all for the best. 64 00:02:28,467 --> 00:02:30,067 I know. I know. I do. 65 00:02:30,102 --> 00:02:32,903 Can I just do one last thing first? 66 00:02:38,276 --> 00:02:39,610 You ready, buddy? 67 00:02:39,645 --> 00:02:41,412 Ready. 68 00:02:41,446 --> 00:02:42,780 ♪ ♪ 69 00:03:14,346 --> 00:03:16,530 ♪ ♪ 70 00:03:25,624 --> 00:03:26,957 (sighs) Wow. 71 00:03:26,992 --> 00:03:28,659 Man, I miss the Intersect. 72 00:03:31,430 --> 00:03:34,265 Okay, let's do this. 73 00:03:34,299 --> 00:03:36,000 Bye, Captain Morgan. 74 00:03:39,037 --> 00:03:40,755 (beeps, whooshing) 75 00:03:53,568 --> 00:03:56,353 Okay, okay, wow, yeah, yeah. 76 00:03:56,387 --> 00:03:57,605 You all right? 77 00:03:57,656 --> 00:03:59,774 Fine. Yeah, great. 78 00:03:59,825 --> 00:04:00,758 (groans) 79 00:04:02,260 --> 00:04:03,694 (gasps) 80 00:04:03,728 --> 00:04:05,079 That was for dumping Alex. 81 00:04:05,113 --> 00:04:06,430 I get it! I get it! 82 00:04:06,465 --> 00:04:08,165 And the first thing I'm gonna do is 83 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:09,366 apologize to her, okay? 84 00:04:09,401 --> 00:04:11,702 But do I need to remind you that my mind was melted? 85 00:04:11,737 --> 00:04:13,270 How's your memory, buddy? 86 00:04:13,305 --> 00:04:15,272 You remember Die Hard,Star Wars, 87 00:04:15,307 --> 00:04:16,874 Chewie, Yoda, "Yippie Ki-Yay"? 88 00:04:16,908 --> 00:04:18,909 Sorry, dude, no, it all kinda sounds like gibberish. 89 00:04:18,944 --> 00:04:19,910 It is. 90 00:04:19,945 --> 00:04:21,645 Well, I feel fine otherwise, you know? 91 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:23,614 I guess my brain just got rid of the unimportant stuff. 92 00:04:23,648 --> 00:04:25,483 Which there seemed to be plenty of. 93 00:04:25,517 --> 00:04:27,751 General, how long will it take to call the hit off? 94 00:04:27,769 --> 00:04:29,520 I'll contact you when he's clear. 95 00:04:29,554 --> 00:04:32,056 Until then, Grimes, stay down here. 96 00:04:32,090 --> 00:04:33,724 And the rest of you, don't make 97 00:04:33,759 --> 00:04:35,126 a mistake like this again. 98 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:36,627 Thank you, General. 99 00:04:36,661 --> 00:04:39,063 Stop playing with government toys. 100 00:04:39,097 --> 00:04:41,482 You have plenty of your own. 101 00:04:42,818 --> 00:04:45,820 CAPTAIN: And we lower the babies to our chests 102 00:04:45,871 --> 00:04:47,071 as we breathe in... 103 00:04:47,105 --> 00:04:49,457 and blow it out as we raise 'em back up. 104 00:04:49,491 --> 00:04:52,827 In... 105 00:04:52,878 --> 00:04:55,079 out... 106 00:04:55,113 --> 00:04:56,580 In... 107 00:04:56,614 --> 00:04:59,383 out... 108 00:04:59,417 --> 00:05:00,617 Oh, hey, guys! 109 00:05:00,635 --> 00:05:01,986 Grab a mat, join baby yoga. 110 00:05:02,020 --> 00:05:03,471 We can share Clara. 111 00:05:03,505 --> 00:05:05,840 We'd love to, but we're kind of in a rush. 112 00:05:05,891 --> 00:05:07,391 Hey! Hey, baby Clara! 113 00:05:07,425 --> 00:05:10,194 How's my favorite niece in the world? 114 00:05:10,228 --> 00:05:11,595 Clara is a rad yogi. 115 00:05:11,629 --> 00:05:12,796 You know, I probably shouldn't say this, 116 00:05:12,814 --> 00:05:14,064 but she's a way more grounded breather 117 00:05:14,099 --> 00:05:15,499 than these other jokers. 118 00:05:15,534 --> 00:05:18,802 Wow. Well, looks like you're really enjoying paternity leave. 119 00:05:18,820 --> 00:05:21,105 I have adjusted 100%. 120 00:05:21,139 --> 00:05:22,306 I could do this forever. 121 00:05:22,324 --> 00:05:25,025 Let's go ahead and put our babies into a 122 00:05:25,076 --> 00:05:27,027 teeny downward puppy. Hey. 123 00:05:27,078 --> 00:05:28,829 - Hi. - Hi. 124 00:05:28,864 --> 00:05:30,814 Hey, there's Superdad's missus. 125 00:05:30,832 --> 00:05:34,218 Uh, yes, Devon is really taking to the stay-at-home daddy thing. 126 00:05:34,252 --> 00:05:35,719 He's gotten into mommy groups 127 00:05:35,754 --> 00:05:37,188 that wouldn't even call me back. 128 00:05:37,222 --> 00:05:39,006 - Hmm. - Well, you're lucky he's willing 129 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:40,124 to stay at home. 130 00:05:40,158 --> 00:05:42,226 Yeah, yeah, I'm a happy lady. 131 00:05:42,260 --> 00:05:44,211 Well, happy lady, have a great day at work. 132 00:05:44,262 --> 00:05:46,630 Thanks. Have a good one. 133 00:05:46,665 --> 00:05:47,681 Bye, Clara. 134 00:05:47,716 --> 00:05:49,666 CAPTAIN: Say, "Bye, Mommy." 135 00:05:49,684 --> 00:05:51,268 Bye... 136 00:05:52,687 --> 00:05:55,239 Man, how great are Ellie and Awesome, huh? 137 00:05:55,273 --> 00:05:57,007 They're just a nice, happy, normal couple. 138 00:05:57,025 --> 00:05:59,059 Yeah, they are. 139 00:05:59,110 --> 00:06:00,578 We aren't all that normal, are we? 140 00:06:00,612 --> 00:06:03,364 No, no, not really, but we're 141 00:06:03,398 --> 00:06:04,782 happy and we're nice. 142 00:06:04,816 --> 00:06:06,901 It's just, you know, my best friend is being hunted; 143 00:06:06,952 --> 00:06:09,353 his brain almost turned to mush. 144 00:06:09,371 --> 00:06:11,388 I haven't slept in nearly a week 145 00:06:11,423 --> 00:06:13,991 because our family business is is on the brink of bankruptcy. 146 00:06:14,025 --> 00:06:17,161 And we're spies who aren't allowed in the CIA. 147 00:06:17,195 --> 00:06:19,496 I just, I just think you know, maybe 148 00:06:19,531 --> 00:06:21,799 we're at a fork in the road. 149 00:06:21,833 --> 00:06:24,768 Well, you want, you want to not be spying? 150 00:06:24,803 --> 00:06:26,837 I just wonder what it'd be like 151 00:06:26,872 --> 00:06:28,939 to be a normal married couple. 152 00:06:28,974 --> 00:06:30,758 Regular 9:00 to 5:00's, 153 00:06:30,809 --> 00:06:33,093 more taco nights, less evil cabals? 154 00:06:33,144 --> 00:06:35,179 Look, I know things have been 155 00:06:35,213 --> 00:06:36,713 a little crazy right now, 156 00:06:36,731 --> 00:06:38,983 but Morgan's gonna be fine, and we're gonna figure out 157 00:06:39,017 --> 00:06:40,601 this whole free-agent spy thing. 158 00:06:40,652 --> 00:06:42,353 Even now that we don't have the Intersect? 159 00:06:42,387 --> 00:06:43,687 Yes, even now. 160 00:06:43,721 --> 00:06:45,573 ♪ ♪ 161 00:06:50,528 --> 00:06:53,364 Mmm... mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm! Here we go. 162 00:06:53,398 --> 00:06:54,632 Here we go. 163 00:06:54,666 --> 00:06:56,750 (phone rings) 164 00:06:56,785 --> 00:06:58,235 Oh, no. 165 00:07:02,407 --> 00:07:04,758 Most of the assassins have been called off. 166 00:07:04,793 --> 00:07:08,045 "Most" of the assassins? Okay, good. 167 00:07:08,079 --> 00:07:10,047 That's like getting "most" of the brain tumor. 168 00:07:10,081 --> 00:07:11,715 I don't understand what the problem is, General. 169 00:07:11,750 --> 00:07:12,850 The problem's name is "Decker." 170 00:07:12,884 --> 00:07:13,984 BECKMAN: That's right. 171 00:07:14,019 --> 00:07:16,320 The order originally came from his desk. 172 00:07:16,354 --> 00:07:17,821 He's already ousted us from the Agency. 173 00:07:17,856 --> 00:07:19,790 What's his problem? He's not done with us. 174 00:07:19,824 --> 00:07:21,926 Perhaps we should... 175 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:25,262 Good afternoon. I hear we're having 176 00:07:25,297 --> 00:07:27,464 the most unfortunate little kill order mix-up. 177 00:07:27,499 --> 00:07:30,267 Don't you ever interrupt my feed again, Decker. 178 00:07:30,302 --> 00:07:31,902 I am still your superior. 179 00:07:31,937 --> 00:07:32,970 Decker, what's going on? 180 00:07:33,004 --> 00:07:34,438 Morgan is Intersect-free. Call off this hit. 181 00:07:34,472 --> 00:07:35,973 Oh, I really do want to. 182 00:07:36,007 --> 00:07:39,243 But unfortunately, and probably not accidentally, 183 00:07:39,277 --> 00:07:42,212 I also sent the order out to one outside contractor. 184 00:07:42,247 --> 00:07:43,464 One who can't be recalled. 185 00:07:43,498 --> 00:07:44,882 It's sort of his "thing." 186 00:07:44,916 --> 00:07:47,351 It's, uh, codename "Viper." 187 00:07:47,385 --> 00:07:48,686 The Viper?! 188 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:50,821 He goes completely dark once he's cashed the check. 189 00:07:50,855 --> 00:07:53,290 DECKER: Which, sadly, he's done. 190 00:07:53,325 --> 00:07:54,425 What does he know? 191 00:07:54,459 --> 00:07:56,694 Just the name Morgan Grimes. That should do it. 192 00:07:56,728 --> 00:07:58,028 That's all he needs. 193 00:07:58,063 --> 00:08:00,564 The Viper's never had an uncompleted mission. 194 00:08:00,598 --> 00:08:02,333 DECKER: Why don't I leave you all 195 00:08:02,367 --> 00:08:05,869 with a little look-see at some of his famous kills? 196 00:08:09,407 --> 00:08:11,141 So many dead people. 197 00:08:11,176 --> 00:08:14,178 I'm gonna be down here for the rest of my life. 198 00:08:14,212 --> 00:08:15,829 And I have all these broken relationships 199 00:08:15,864 --> 00:08:17,031 I need to fix upstairs. 200 00:08:17,082 --> 00:08:18,082 Don't worry, buddy. 201 00:08:18,116 --> 00:08:19,817 Your name's not gonna be on that list. 202 00:08:19,851 --> 00:08:21,151 No way. We're on it. 203 00:08:21,186 --> 00:08:23,420 Yeah, leave it to the three friends 204 00:08:23,455 --> 00:08:24,955 you recently stabbed in the back. 205 00:08:34,505 --> 00:08:38,505 ♪ Chuck 5x04 ♪ Chuck Versus the Business Trip Original Air Date on November 18, 2011 206 00:08:38,506 --> 00:08:42,506 == sync, corrected by elderman == 207 00:08:42,607 --> 00:08:43,774 (tires screeching) 208 00:08:43,808 --> 00:08:45,342 ♪ Na-na na-na na-na ♪ 209 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:48,345 ♪ Na-na na-na na-na ♪ 210 00:08:48,380 --> 00:08:49,679 ♪ Na-na na-na na-na ♪ 211 00:08:49,698 --> 00:08:51,648 ♪ Na-na na-na na-na ♪ 212 00:08:51,682 --> 00:08:54,068 ♪ Na-na na-na na-na ♪ 213 00:08:54,119 --> 00:08:56,653 ♪ Na-na na-na na-na ♪ 214 00:08:58,123 --> 00:08:59,907 (whimpers) 215 00:09:06,998 --> 00:09:08,998 Marked for dead. Kinda sexy. 216 00:09:09,220 --> 00:09:10,337 It's not terrifying. Why? 217 00:09:10,371 --> 00:09:11,772 'Cause my big bad spy friends are 218 00:09:11,806 --> 00:09:12,940 gonna take care of it. 219 00:09:12,974 --> 00:09:14,308 That's right, buddy, nothing to worry about. 220 00:09:14,342 --> 00:09:16,376 All we have to do is lure out 221 00:09:16,411 --> 00:09:17,978 this Viper creature and neutralize him. 222 00:09:18,012 --> 00:09:20,213 Look, there's no reason why we can't reason with him. 223 00:09:20,231 --> 00:09:21,949 You know, the man's just doing a job. 224 00:09:21,983 --> 00:09:23,684 There's no vendetta involved. 225 00:09:23,718 --> 00:09:25,853 Maybe we can talk to him, contractor to contractor. 226 00:09:25,887 --> 00:09:28,422 Like normal people. 227 00:09:32,260 --> 00:09:35,445 (laughing) 228 00:09:35,497 --> 00:09:38,765 (laughs) Oh, man! 229 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:40,918 Jeffrey, you're not noticing I'm doing something 230 00:09:40,952 --> 00:09:42,202 interesting here, buddy? 231 00:09:42,237 --> 00:09:44,371 Oh, sorry. What's up? 232 00:09:44,405 --> 00:09:46,840 Okay, so, listen, as you know, 233 00:09:46,875 --> 00:09:48,142 the big Salesman of the Year convention 234 00:09:48,176 --> 00:09:49,459 is taking place this weekend in Riverside. 235 00:09:49,511 --> 00:09:51,745 But you never sell anything. 236 00:09:51,779 --> 00:09:53,080 You just eat Pirate's Booty 237 00:09:53,114 --> 00:09:54,264 and watch large- lady pornography. 238 00:09:54,299 --> 00:09:56,083 I'm aware of that, but I rigged it 239 00:09:56,117 --> 00:09:57,718 so that every employee's sales this quarter 240 00:09:57,752 --> 00:09:59,019 have been logged under my name. 241 00:09:59,053 --> 00:10:00,087 My friend, 242 00:10:00,121 --> 00:10:02,255 I'm going to be up to my eyebrows in 243 00:10:02,273 --> 00:10:07,594 popcorn shrimp and some sweet Inland Empire lady parts. 244 00:10:07,629 --> 00:10:09,129 But what about the rest of us? 245 00:10:09,164 --> 00:10:11,331 Like, what if I wanted to go? 246 00:10:11,366 --> 00:10:13,734 No, no, you don't. 247 00:10:13,768 --> 00:10:15,135 You like being number two. 248 00:10:15,170 --> 00:10:16,670 I made you number two, man. 249 00:10:16,704 --> 00:10:17,938 I don't think I do. 250 00:10:17,956 --> 00:10:21,291 You do.Stop spewing nonsense. 251 00:10:21,326 --> 00:10:23,977 Sometimes I think you are a bad person. 252 00:10:24,012 --> 00:10:26,180 Now, undo what you've done. 253 00:10:26,214 --> 00:10:29,583 I know you'll feel better if you earn this on your own. 254 00:10:29,617 --> 00:10:33,020 Son, are you reading a book? 255 00:10:33,054 --> 00:10:35,088 Yes, I am. 256 00:10:35,123 --> 00:10:37,124 I'm gonna get my camera. 257 00:10:40,645 --> 00:10:43,931 CHUCK: Let the reeducation of Morgan Grimes begin. 258 00:10:43,965 --> 00:10:45,399 Oh, yes, I am so excited. 259 00:10:45,433 --> 00:10:46,633 What do I start with? 260 00:10:46,651 --> 00:10:49,019 Easy. Star Wars. 261 00:10:49,070 --> 00:10:52,005 (sighs) I'm so jealous. 262 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:54,107 Enjoy, while we sort this out. 263 00:10:54,142 --> 00:10:55,826 And don't worry, 264 00:10:55,860 --> 00:10:58,212 the Force is strong in this one. 265 00:10:58,246 --> 00:11:00,013 Ah, no idea what that means, 266 00:11:00,048 --> 00:11:01,582 (cell phone rings) but I'm pumped. 267 00:11:01,616 --> 00:11:03,250 Well, have fun. 268 00:11:03,284 --> 00:11:04,751 Okay, all right. Hello? 269 00:11:04,786 --> 00:11:07,454 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Casey, Casey. 270 00:11:07,488 --> 00:11:09,456 Want to watch Star Wars with me? 271 00:11:09,490 --> 00:11:11,959 Uh... no. No, but hey, 272 00:11:11,993 --> 00:11:13,961 don't start with A New Hope. 273 00:11:13,995 --> 00:11:15,762 Old ones, nobody likes that. 274 00:11:15,797 --> 00:11:18,599 Phantom Menace. Everybody loves Phantom Menace. 275 00:11:18,633 --> 00:11:20,350 Hey, you're all right. 276 00:11:20,385 --> 00:11:21,351 Thanks, man. 277 00:11:21,386 --> 00:11:22,369 Yeah, sure. 278 00:11:22,403 --> 00:11:24,705 The Phantom Menace. 279 00:11:24,739 --> 00:11:26,556 Yeah, this is gonna be awesome. 280 00:11:26,608 --> 00:11:28,008 I'm sorry, who is this again? 281 00:11:28,042 --> 00:11:30,010 Jeffrey. Jeffrey Barnes. 282 00:11:30,044 --> 00:11:32,012 You know, from the Buy More. Oh! 283 00:11:32,030 --> 00:11:33,013 Hey... Jeff! 284 00:11:33,047 --> 00:11:37,034 Wow. You sound... normal. 285 00:11:37,068 --> 00:11:39,720 We really need a decision on who will be chosen to go 286 00:11:39,754 --> 00:11:42,039 to the Buy More Salesman of the Year weekend 287 00:11:42,073 --> 00:11:45,525 in Riverside, and our manager cannot be located. 288 00:11:45,543 --> 00:11:47,160 Huh. 289 00:11:47,194 --> 00:11:50,196 You know, let me, uh, let me call corporate, 290 00:11:50,214 --> 00:11:52,049 and I'll let you know. 291 00:11:52,083 --> 00:11:53,767 Great. Thanks, Chuck. 292 00:11:53,801 --> 00:11:55,135 Bye. 293 00:11:56,871 --> 00:11:59,873 I know how to find the Viper. 294 00:12:01,209 --> 00:12:03,010 CHUCK: So, I've talked to corporate, 295 00:12:03,044 --> 00:12:05,512 and it turns out that the Salesperson of the Year 296 00:12:05,546 --> 00:12:07,047 and winner of the coveted 297 00:12:07,065 --> 00:12:09,283 weekend in Riverside, California, 298 00:12:09,317 --> 00:12:10,684 is... 299 00:12:10,718 --> 00:12:11,685 (sighs) 300 00:12:11,719 --> 00:12:14,187 Morgan Grimes! (clapping) 301 00:12:14,221 --> 00:12:17,391 Are you pulling my considerable chain?! 302 00:12:17,425 --> 00:12:19,943 Grimes has barely shown his face in weeks! 303 00:12:19,994 --> 00:12:21,945 I love the boy, but it's true. 304 00:12:21,996 --> 00:12:23,597 No, no, no. Guys, guys, guys! 305 00:12:23,631 --> 00:12:25,248 Do you not see what's happening? 306 00:12:25,283 --> 00:12:26,533 This is a fix! 307 00:12:26,567 --> 00:12:28,035 LESTER: It's obviously fixed. 308 00:12:28,069 --> 00:12:29,536 Now, you know what? 309 00:12:29,570 --> 00:12:30,921 I revolt. 310 00:12:30,955 --> 00:12:32,706 I revolt! Who's with me?! 311 00:12:32,740 --> 00:12:33,790 OTHER EMPLOYEES: Yeah! 312 00:12:33,841 --> 00:12:35,125 (employees cheering) 313 00:12:35,176 --> 00:12:37,644 Li-Listen, I'm disappointed, too. 314 00:12:37,679 --> 00:12:42,282 But aren't we all still lucky to be here? 315 00:12:42,317 --> 00:12:45,118 Working in a great place, in a down economy? 316 00:12:45,153 --> 00:12:48,421 Surrounded by our great-looking Buy More co-workers? 317 00:12:48,439 --> 00:12:50,357 Selling fine goods to the few people 318 00:12:50,391 --> 00:12:51,641 who haven't discovered Amazon. 319 00:12:51,693 --> 00:12:54,260 So what if we just use this as a wake-up call 320 00:12:54,278 --> 00:12:57,397 and vow to work even harder for the next year? 321 00:12:57,432 --> 00:12:58,732 EMPLOYEES: Yeah! 322 00:12:58,766 --> 00:13:01,434 (employees murmuring approval) 323 00:13:01,452 --> 00:13:03,236 CHUCK: This is... 324 00:13:03,270 --> 00:13:05,405 (chuckling): I don't know what this is, 325 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:07,808 but I-I like the new work ethic, Jeff. 326 00:13:07,842 --> 00:13:09,142 You keep that up. 327 00:13:09,177 --> 00:13:10,276 I gotta go. 328 00:13:10,294 --> 00:13:11,611 (employees cheering) 329 00:13:13,498 --> 00:13:15,465 CHUCK: So, here's the plan: 330 00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:17,467 We send Morgan to Riverside. 331 00:13:17,502 --> 00:13:20,120 We make it as public as possible, 332 00:13:20,154 --> 00:13:22,956 so that the Viper hunts him down. 333 00:13:22,990 --> 00:13:25,675 But before he can strike, we do. 334 00:13:25,727 --> 00:13:27,427 And after all this is over, 335 00:13:27,461 --> 00:13:29,963 Morgan can be just a regular guy again. 336 00:13:29,997 --> 00:13:32,299 MORGAN: Okay, yeah, put myself out there, 337 00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:34,300 allow myself to be hunted. 338 00:13:34,318 --> 00:13:35,302 - Mm. - Yeah. 339 00:13:35,336 --> 00:13:36,636 Now, not to sound like a baby, 340 00:13:36,654 --> 00:13:38,138 but without the Intersect, 341 00:13:38,172 --> 00:13:41,341 it does seem a bit more... terrifying. 342 00:13:41,376 --> 00:13:44,277 It won't be as hard as you think. (pats back) 343 00:13:48,366 --> 00:13:50,117 (indistinct chatter) 344 00:13:59,727 --> 00:14:01,011 Hi. 345 00:14:01,045 --> 00:14:03,363 I'm Morgan Grimes. 346 00:14:05,700 --> 00:14:08,101 (computer beeps twice) 347 00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:25,314 Oh, look at all these nice people. 348 00:14:25,348 --> 00:14:26,982 Wonder which one is trying to kill me. 349 00:14:27,016 --> 00:14:27,983 (microphone feedback squeals) 350 00:14:28,017 --> 00:14:30,469 Hello, Buy Most-ers! 351 00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:31,637 (crowd cheering) 352 00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:35,274 And welcome to all the salespeople of the year. 353 00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:37,409 Now, I say "salespeople," because 354 00:14:37,443 --> 00:14:39,027 some of you are even ladies. 355 00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:40,612 So, good for you. 356 00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:42,981 Another crack in that ceiling. 357 00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:45,317 We're going to have to get that thing fixed. 358 00:14:45,335 --> 00:14:47,152 I'm just joshing, just joshing. 359 00:14:47,186 --> 00:14:49,788 Grab a yard of margaritas and get your mingle on! 360 00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:51,340 (crowd whooping) 361 00:14:51,374 --> 00:14:54,176 Well, Morgan, you ready to get your mingle on? 362 00:14:54,210 --> 00:14:56,678 So ready to get my mingle on. Thank you. 363 00:14:56,713 --> 00:14:57,863 Casey, you good? 364 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:58,847 We're up and running. 365 00:14:58,881 --> 00:15:01,033 Remember, I need pulse bio-feedback. 366 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:03,035 The finger-pads don't give us lie detection 367 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:04,803 unless you're actually touching the subject. 368 00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:07,022 Got it. Touch the subject, see if they're lying. 369 00:15:07,056 --> 00:15:09,191 If they are, perhaps they want to kill Chuck. 370 00:15:09,225 --> 00:15:11,676 And if they aren't, perhaps I grab another crab-puff. 371 00:15:11,694 --> 00:15:12,728 Okay, stay alert. 372 00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:14,529 All we know is that the Viper kills 373 00:15:14,564 --> 00:15:15,697 at close range. 374 00:15:15,732 --> 00:15:17,115 That's why he's so accurate, 375 00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:18,850 but that only means no sniping. 376 00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:20,225 He could use poison, so just watch your food and 377 00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:21,450 drink intake, okay? 378 00:15:22,372 --> 00:15:24,356 Okay, he has strangled, knifed, drowned, 379 00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:25,707 and there is a pool here. 380 00:15:25,742 --> 00:15:27,025 So, you know? 381 00:15:27,043 --> 00:15:29,594 Got it. Lots of ways to die today. 382 00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:31,930 Okay. Once we identify the target, 383 00:15:31,964 --> 00:15:34,066 I'll move in and neutralize him. 384 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:37,919 Yeah, not normal husband-wife conversation. 385 00:15:52,151 --> 00:15:54,519 (men chuckling) Hey, how you guys doing? 386 00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:56,421 Morgan Grimes, Burbank Buy More. 387 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:57,555 And where are you from? 388 00:15:57,573 --> 00:15:59,241 Champaign-Urbana! 389 00:15:59,275 --> 00:16:01,760 Prettiest place on God's sweet earth. 390 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:04,796 (chuckling) That's where I was born, and, uh, where, 391 00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:07,766 God willing, I will die. 392 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:10,568 (monitor chirps) 393 00:16:10,586 --> 00:16:12,637 Yep. He checks out. 394 00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:14,289 As you know, we're all just visitors 395 00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:17,075 in this sweet corn festival that, uh, is life. 396 00:16:17,093 --> 00:16:20,578 CASEY (over comms): Poor sucker thinks that's true. 397 00:16:20,596 --> 00:16:23,432 Well, it's nice to meet someone who loves where they're from. 398 00:16:23,466 --> 00:16:24,816 And what about you friend? 399 00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:26,251 You're looking a little flushed there. 400 00:16:26,269 --> 00:16:27,786 You running a fever? 401 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,838 No. Always get red after my ninth or tenth. 402 00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:33,108 Irish blood, you know? 403 00:16:33,142 --> 00:16:34,459 Just a race to see if 404 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:37,095 our noses or our hearts will explode first! 405 00:16:37,113 --> 00:16:38,430 (mimics explosion) 406 00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:39,931 (laughs) Ah! 407 00:16:39,949 --> 00:16:41,833 Either way, though, we're dead by 50! 408 00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:43,268 Mm. (laughing) 409 00:16:43,286 --> 00:16:44,269 Oh! 410 00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:45,487 (all laughing) 411 00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:48,507 Yep, true, too. 412 00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:50,909 You guys are too much. I'm gonna take off. 413 00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:53,912 All of you shush, shush, shush, shush, shush! 414 00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:56,998 Aw, man, Crazy Bob, you're killing me! 415 00:16:57,049 --> 00:17:00,552 Literally, this is terrible for my liver condition. 416 00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:03,889 Hey, there you go. 417 00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:06,341 You're the new guy; got you a special one. 418 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:08,977 Drink it. 419 00:17:09,011 --> 00:17:10,429 Drink it now. 420 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:11,863 Drink it! 421 00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:13,799 Please drink it. They're so loud. 422 00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:19,304 MAN: Oh, he took it down! 423 00:17:19,322 --> 00:17:21,206 He took it... (sputtering) 424 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:22,374 Oh, you are welcome. 425 00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:24,025 Crazy Bob's shots'll kill ya. 426 00:17:24,076 --> 00:17:25,043 (laughing) 427 00:17:25,077 --> 00:17:27,145 - You're a lifesaver. - Mm! 428 00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:29,164 ♪ ♪ 429 00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:34,336 Good to see you. 430 00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:36,288 Yep. He checks out. 431 00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:37,289 Oh! Randy, come on. 432 00:17:37,323 --> 00:17:40,292 Leave the pretty lady alone. 433 00:17:40,326 --> 00:17:41,793 (laughs) Hey. 434 00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:44,529 I am sorry about how all these leeches 435 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,565 are gonna paw at you all weekend. 436 00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:48,550 And also wildly jealous. 437 00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:49,968 (both laugh) Hi, I'm Linda. 438 00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:51,102 Hi. Hi. Sarah. 439 00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:52,771 It's very sweet of you. 440 00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:55,774 So, um, seriously, how do you look like this? 441 00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:57,225 Ten years at Buy More, 442 00:17:57,276 --> 00:17:59,144 I can't keep my face out of the cheese balls. 443 00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:01,112 True. 444 00:18:01,147 --> 00:18:03,148 The lady loves her cheese balls. 445 00:18:05,117 --> 00:18:05,917 Clear. 446 00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:07,152 Hi. 447 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,020 She's good, too. 448 00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:11,590 Clear. 449 00:18:13,709 --> 00:18:14,493 True. 450 00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:16,995 It checks out. Clear. 451 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,664 All clear there, Jim. 452 00:18:19,698 --> 00:18:21,199 Nothing in the old eyeballs. 453 00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:23,201 (yelling) 454 00:18:23,219 --> 00:18:24,903 Easy, buddy! 455 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,938 This gets you into the buffet. 456 00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:29,874 (chuckling) 457 00:18:29,892 --> 00:18:32,060 ♪ ♪ 458 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:37,382 WOMAN: Oh, sweetie, Mama's gonna be home soon, I promise. 459 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:41,069 No, I promise, and I'm going to bring you a treat. 460 00:18:41,103 --> 00:18:42,437 (sighs): Oh... 461 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,757 Uh, is everything okay? 462 00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:47,275 Oh, hi. 463 00:18:47,326 --> 00:18:48,960 I'm just being stupid. 464 00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:52,247 My son has a cold, and... I feel bad I'm here. 465 00:18:52,281 --> 00:18:53,932 Oh, I... I understand. 466 00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:56,868 I'm Jane. 467 00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:58,236 Uh, Sarah. Sarah. 468 00:18:58,254 --> 00:19:00,422 I'm here with my husband, Morgan Grimes. 469 00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:02,874 Walker, move your hand. 470 00:19:02,908 --> 00:19:04,543 CASEY: You just checked yourself. 471 00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:06,878 Passed, too. You're getting pretty good at this lying thing. 472 00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:09,814 Oh, I promise I'm not one of those women 473 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:11,816 who can't be away from her family. 474 00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:14,019 It's just been a while, you know. 475 00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:16,638 I think I've been a mom and a wife for so long, I... 476 00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:17,973 I think I've sort of forgotten 477 00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:19,991 how to be a regular person, you know? 478 00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:21,643 Oh, I do. 479 00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:22,727 I really do. 480 00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,279 I used to know how to have fun. 481 00:19:24,313 --> 00:19:26,097 I came to one of these things 482 00:19:26,115 --> 00:19:27,532 before I was married-- 483 00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:32,153 Crazy Bob and I led 18 people in a midnight skinny dip! 484 00:19:34,123 --> 00:19:35,106 Clear. 485 00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:36,491 Well, it sounds like 486 00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:37,776 you're the lady that I'm going to be sticking with. 487 00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:39,127 You know everybody here. 488 00:19:39,161 --> 00:19:41,630 Oh, better. I know what everyone looks like naked. 489 00:19:41,664 --> 00:19:42,964 (both laugh) 490 00:19:42,999 --> 00:19:44,816 (all clamoring) You're gonna go in... 491 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:45,850 No, no! 492 00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:47,419 CHUCK: No, no, no, no! 493 00:19:47,453 --> 00:19:48,954 (all cheering) 494 00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:49,838 Oh, my God. 495 00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:02,434 (gasps) 496 00:20:02,468 --> 00:20:03,468 Are you okay?! 497 00:20:03,486 --> 00:20:04,636 I'm fine! 498 00:20:04,654 --> 00:20:06,187 (crowd whooping) 499 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,480 ♪ ♪ 500 00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:30,045 (computer trilling softly) 501 00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:32,047 Wait a minute. 502 00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:33,298 Oh, my gosh. 503 00:20:33,332 --> 00:20:35,216 I have to ask you something 504 00:20:35,267 --> 00:20:36,801 man-to-man here, okay? 505 00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:38,536 Did I seriously like Phantom Menace? 506 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,605 Because I would rather scratch out my eyeballs 507 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:43,541 than to listen to that Jar Jar Binks anymore. 508 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:44,809 Ai-yi-yi. 509 00:20:44,843 --> 00:20:47,145 I don't know, maybe my brain has changed. 510 00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:48,513 Mm... 511 00:20:48,531 --> 00:20:50,015 You know what hasn't changed? 512 00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:51,516 My feelings for Alex. 513 00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:53,818 Yeah, if there's one thing I remember, it's that 514 00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:56,554 I was an ass, an-and that I love her. 515 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:59,024 The crazy thing is, she changed her phone number. 516 00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:01,376 So, just wondering maybe you can help me out? 517 00:21:01,410 --> 00:21:03,662 And tell her what, that you had a secret supercomputer 518 00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:05,664 in your head, made you into a jackass? 519 00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,532 No. 520 00:21:07,566 --> 00:21:09,050 Nothing left to say. It's over. 521 00:21:09,085 --> 00:21:10,719 (sighs) 522 00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:13,505 Hey, oh... 523 00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:16,925 I lied. Start with the originals. 524 00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:18,243 You'd love those. 525 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,245 - Really? - Mm. 526 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,780 Thanks, man. 527 00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:22,764 Thanks. 528 00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:23,948 Oh, hey. 529 00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:25,883 Just so you know, 530 00:21:25,901 --> 00:21:28,653 Darth Vader-- Luke's father. 531 00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:30,572 Leia is his sister. 532 00:21:32,441 --> 00:21:34,259 Still mad. 533 00:21:35,861 --> 00:21:38,730 (laughter) 534 00:21:38,748 --> 00:21:40,999 So, all of a sudden, right, all-all of a sudden, 535 00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:44,619 after years and years of lunacy, Jeff is smart, 536 00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:46,337 because it turns out 537 00:21:46,372 --> 00:21:48,740 he'd been sleeping in his van for years 538 00:21:48,774 --> 00:21:50,258 with the engine still running. 539 00:21:50,292 --> 00:21:53,428 The guy wasn't a moron; he was actually brain-damaged. 540 00:21:53,462 --> 00:21:56,264 (laughter) 541 00:21:56,298 --> 00:21:59,100 Two of our Buy Morons actually contracted scurvy. 542 00:21:59,135 --> 00:22:00,351 - What? - Yeah. Scurvy? 543 00:22:00,386 --> 00:22:02,353 Turns out they'd been subsisting 544 00:22:02,388 --> 00:22:04,589 solely on the candy from the snack aisle. 545 00:22:04,607 --> 00:22:06,224 They didn't even know anything was wrong 546 00:22:06,258 --> 00:22:07,525 until they started seeing 547 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,694 their teeth in the Jujubes. 548 00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:12,597 (laughter) 549 00:22:12,615 --> 00:22:14,932 Man, the, uh, Buy More never fails 550 00:22:14,950 --> 00:22:16,701 to provide dinner table fodder. 551 00:22:16,736 --> 00:22:18,703 LINDA: My kids ask 552 00:22:18,738 --> 00:22:20,371 for funny customer stories 553 00:22:20,406 --> 00:22:22,106 every night at bed. STU: Hey, hey, hey. 554 00:22:22,124 --> 00:22:24,642 Best job ever. 555 00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:25,994 Hear, hear. 556 00:22:26,045 --> 00:22:27,945 Cheers. Cheers. 557 00:22:27,963 --> 00:22:28,946 Oh, who needs another round? 558 00:22:28,964 --> 00:22:30,665 I do. Me, me, me, me, me. 559 00:22:30,716 --> 00:22:32,116 I'll come with you, honey. 560 00:22:35,755 --> 00:22:37,672 I kind of love it here. 561 00:22:37,723 --> 00:22:39,958 I know. They're, like, the nicest people in the world. 562 00:22:39,992 --> 00:22:41,309 Yeah, we've checked everybody, 563 00:22:41,343 --> 00:22:43,294 and everyone is exactly who they say they are. 564 00:22:43,312 --> 00:22:45,463 It's amazing. 565 00:22:45,481 --> 00:22:48,199 And here we are, lying, all suspicious. 566 00:22:48,234 --> 00:22:50,635 You know, I think Jane wants to be my friend. 567 00:22:50,653 --> 00:22:52,821 She asked me out for coffee. 568 00:22:52,855 --> 00:22:54,639 She's the Viper. 569 00:22:54,657 --> 00:22:56,858 SARAH: What? No, no, no, no. She passed the test. 570 00:22:56,909 --> 00:23:00,311 And I... I think that she just really likes me. 571 00:23:01,647 --> 00:23:03,648 Honey, you're right. 572 00:23:03,682 --> 00:23:05,583 Of course. Of course she does. Duh. 573 00:23:05,618 --> 00:23:07,919 It's just my stupid suspicious spy brain, you know? 574 00:23:07,953 --> 00:23:09,504 (sighs) Well, it doesn't matter anyway. 575 00:23:09,538 --> 00:23:10,988 I mean, I'm not really sure 576 00:23:11,006 --> 00:23:13,191 what type of friendship is founded on lies. 577 00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:14,843 But we should focus anyway. 578 00:23:14,877 --> 00:23:17,128 I'm sure the Viper is zeroed in on you by now. 579 00:23:17,162 --> 00:23:18,546 We need to lure him out 580 00:23:18,597 --> 00:23:20,932 and get you alone and vulnerable. 581 00:23:22,468 --> 00:23:23,685 (laughter) 582 00:23:23,719 --> 00:23:25,503 CHUCK: Ladies and gentlemen... 583 00:23:25,521 --> 00:23:27,055 ladies and gentlemen. What, what, what? 584 00:23:27,106 --> 00:23:28,273 What? What? 585 00:23:28,307 --> 00:23:30,208 I've had one too many, and I'm going to bed. 586 00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:31,509 Come on, Morgan. What?! No. 587 00:23:31,527 --> 00:23:33,611 No, no, no, no, no. Hey, there's poker later, 588 00:23:33,646 --> 00:23:36,397 and probably another less-clothed swim party. 589 00:23:36,448 --> 00:23:38,066 Whoo! Huh? 590 00:23:38,117 --> 00:23:40,051 I would love nothing more 591 00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:42,887 than to see you do a naked cannonball, Irv. 592 00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:44,689 Keep it... keep it on, keep it on, keep it on. 593 00:23:44,707 --> 00:23:46,074 I need to lie down, you know. 594 00:23:46,125 --> 00:23:47,792 I think the sciatica's acting up. 595 00:23:47,827 --> 00:23:49,911 Yeah. I think I'll call it, too. 596 00:23:49,962 --> 00:23:52,029 - Bob! - What?! 597 00:23:52,047 --> 00:23:53,731 Good night. Come on. 598 00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:55,166 See you tomorrow. (groans) 599 00:23:55,201 --> 00:23:58,202 Yeah, I got to call my family before they hit the hay. 600 00:23:58,220 --> 00:24:00,505 Yeah, one of my kids had a big game today. 601 00:24:00,539 --> 00:24:01,756 Oh. 602 00:24:03,676 --> 00:24:04,943 That's a lie, Chuck. 603 00:24:09,181 --> 00:24:13,067 BOB: No, Omaha's no St. Louis, but we have a good time. 604 00:24:13,102 --> 00:24:16,905 Sally, in her day, ooh, what a looker. 605 00:24:16,939 --> 00:24:19,274 Yeah, Corn Princess in 1987. 606 00:24:19,325 --> 00:24:22,260 Nope, still lying. 607 00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:23,862 Oh. (chuckles) 608 00:24:23,896 --> 00:24:27,115 Well, this is me. Oh. 609 00:24:29,067 --> 00:24:31,002 Guess I'm just going to be in here. 610 00:24:31,036 --> 00:24:32,737 All by my lonesome. 611 00:24:32,755 --> 00:24:34,939 Well, sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite. 612 00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:36,941 (chuckles) Yeah. 613 00:24:38,878 --> 00:24:39,844 Grimes. 614 00:24:39,879 --> 00:24:41,145 Huh? 615 00:24:41,180 --> 00:24:42,814 I shouldn't have joked about bedbugs. 616 00:24:42,848 --> 00:24:45,149 I mean, they cost the hospitality industry 617 00:24:45,184 --> 00:24:46,951 millions of dollars a year. 618 00:24:50,055 --> 00:24:52,974 Wrong thing to say. 619 00:25:08,908 --> 00:25:11,209 (sighs) Yep. 620 00:25:11,243 --> 00:25:13,678 I'm alone and vulnerable. 621 00:25:20,135 --> 00:25:21,636 Hello, Sarah. 622 00:25:21,670 --> 00:25:23,120 Come in. 623 00:25:25,257 --> 00:25:26,674 I've been watching you. 624 00:25:28,627 --> 00:25:31,646 You've got a cute little persona going on. 625 00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:34,065 But I can spot a girl in a costume. 626 00:25:35,651 --> 00:25:37,802 You know, I'm not what I seem, either. 627 00:25:43,993 --> 00:25:46,194 (yells, grunts) 628 00:25:49,915 --> 00:25:51,032 Yeah. 629 00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:53,718 I like costumes, too. 630 00:25:58,857 --> 00:26:00,391 You're not going anywhere 631 00:26:00,426 --> 00:26:02,827 until you hippity-hop over here. 632 00:26:07,599 --> 00:26:08,716 It's party time. 633 00:26:13,138 --> 00:26:14,722 Sarah! 634 00:26:14,773 --> 00:26:16,340 It was the bartender! 635 00:26:19,979 --> 00:26:23,514 Yeah, not everybody here is normal. 636 00:26:25,017 --> 00:26:26,818 (chuckles) 637 00:26:29,557 --> 00:26:30,702 Whoa! Yes! 638 00:26:30,727 --> 00:26:31,927 I'm not gonna die. 639 00:26:32,809 --> 00:26:34,493 Hey, Viper. 640 00:26:34,528 --> 00:26:35,862 Suck it. 641 00:26:37,130 --> 00:26:39,148 - Can I go home now? - Yeah, buddy. 642 00:26:39,182 --> 00:26:40,900 You're good. We're not letting this guy go 643 00:26:40,934 --> 00:26:42,635 till he acknowledges the hit's been called off. 644 00:26:42,669 --> 00:26:45,504 Which he's being very stubborn about doing, I might add. 645 00:26:45,539 --> 00:26:47,857 Go ahead, nod your head. Do it. 646 00:26:47,908 --> 00:26:49,442 Yep, hit's off. 647 00:26:49,476 --> 00:26:50,610 No more killy-killy. 648 00:26:50,644 --> 00:26:52,328 This is not how it's done. Hmm? 649 00:26:52,362 --> 00:26:53,613 SARAH: First, we have to get Decker 650 00:26:53,647 --> 00:26:55,331 to rescind the kill order, 651 00:26:55,365 --> 00:26:56,666 but we'll handle that, Morgan, 652 00:26:56,700 --> 00:26:58,701 so, you know, I think you're free to go. 653 00:26:58,752 --> 00:27:00,486 Hmm. And if you go anywhere near Alex, 654 00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:02,455 you're going to be on another hit list. Hmm? 655 00:27:02,489 --> 00:27:03,873 (muttering) 656 00:27:03,924 --> 00:27:05,374 (groans) 657 00:27:06,426 --> 00:27:08,010 I'm sorry, buddy. You doing okay? 658 00:27:08,045 --> 00:27:09,178 MORGAN: Yeah. 659 00:27:09,212 --> 00:27:11,130 You know, I just... wish he'd give me 660 00:27:11,164 --> 00:27:12,548 the number so I can explain to her. 661 00:27:12,599 --> 00:27:13,716 CHUCK: Don't give up, you know? 662 00:27:13,767 --> 00:27:14,934 You got to keep trying. 663 00:27:14,968 --> 00:27:16,369 He's a tough one to crack. 664 00:27:18,722 --> 00:27:21,223 You know, uh... 665 00:27:21,275 --> 00:27:23,309 it's easier to ask forgiveness than permission. 666 00:27:24,845 --> 00:27:27,179 - Mm-hmm. - Truer words will never be spoken. 667 00:27:28,115 --> 00:27:30,016 A stitch in time saves nine. 668 00:27:30,050 --> 00:27:32,418 Hmm? Lead a horse to water. 669 00:27:33,620 --> 00:27:35,154 Just... 670 00:27:35,188 --> 00:27:36,522 (whistles) 671 00:27:37,891 --> 00:27:40,393 SARAH: Hey, I... I got to make a call. 672 00:27:40,427 --> 00:27:42,161 Jane asked me for a drink, 673 00:27:42,195 --> 00:27:44,046 and this is going to take a while, so I have to... 674 00:27:44,081 --> 00:27:45,364 No, no, no, no. Go. 675 00:27:45,399 --> 00:27:47,433 Casey and I can take care of the Viper handoff. 676 00:27:47,467 --> 00:27:48,868 Really? You mean, like, I can go 677 00:27:48,902 --> 00:27:51,437 and have an actual normal friend? 678 00:27:51,471 --> 00:27:52,805 Yeah. Babe, come on. 679 00:27:52,839 --> 00:27:55,074 We saved a man's life not having to use the Intersect; 680 00:27:55,108 --> 00:27:56,425 just awesome husband/wife spy work. 681 00:27:56,476 --> 00:27:58,644 Maybe we can have some normal friends, too. 682 00:27:58,679 --> 00:28:01,147 Okay. Well, I'm going to go have a drink with a friend 683 00:28:01,181 --> 00:28:03,049 like a real live person. 684 00:28:03,083 --> 00:28:04,734 Have a great time. Thanks. 685 00:28:06,403 --> 00:28:08,421 Jeff, you have shown incredible improvement 686 00:28:08,455 --> 00:28:11,107 in motor skills, language ability, reflexes, memory. 687 00:28:11,158 --> 00:28:13,025 It's like you're an actual 688 00:28:13,059 --> 00:28:14,026 person now. 689 00:28:14,061 --> 00:28:15,778 Thank you. 690 00:28:16,763 --> 00:28:18,030 I have started to see 691 00:28:18,065 --> 00:28:19,432 a lot of things more clearly. 692 00:28:20,467 --> 00:28:21,534 Hey, guys. 693 00:28:21,568 --> 00:28:22,868 Hey, Mommy. 694 00:28:22,902 --> 00:28:24,286 Hi, muffin. 695 00:28:24,338 --> 00:28:26,472 Mommy missed you. Yes, she did. 696 00:28:26,506 --> 00:28:28,741 Babe, I have never seen such a perfect case study 697 00:28:28,759 --> 00:28:30,176 for an article on the effects 698 00:28:30,210 --> 00:28:32,294 of multiyear carbon monoxide poisoning. 699 00:28:32,346 --> 00:28:34,130 - We could get published. ELLIE: That's so interesting. 700 00:28:34,181 --> 00:28:35,581 Jeff, why don't you come by the hospital? 701 00:28:35,599 --> 00:28:36,716 We'll take a look. 702 00:28:36,750 --> 00:28:38,050 Let me see your belly. 703 00:28:38,085 --> 00:28:39,918 Let me see your belly. I could eat you. 704 00:28:39,936 --> 00:28:41,771 Let's go out here and see some fun stuff. 705 00:28:41,805 --> 00:28:43,973 Your woman is not happy. 706 00:28:44,024 --> 00:28:46,092 What are you talking about? 707 00:28:46,126 --> 00:28:48,794 Fresh air has made me intuitive. 708 00:28:48,829 --> 00:28:50,496 That woman... 709 00:28:50,530 --> 00:28:52,164 wants to be home with her child. 710 00:28:52,199 --> 00:28:54,834 She'll never say it, but it's true. 711 00:29:00,791 --> 00:29:03,108 - Hey. Alex. - I am not here to talk to you. 712 00:29:03,126 --> 00:29:04,477 I'm here to see my dad. 713 00:29:04,511 --> 00:29:07,913 Look, I just wanted to apologize, that's all. 714 00:29:07,947 --> 00:29:10,016 There's nothing you can say to make it okay. 715 00:29:10,050 --> 00:29:12,418 You are just not the man I thought I loved. 716 00:29:12,452 --> 00:29:13,803 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 717 00:29:13,837 --> 00:29:15,588 Hey. Hey. 718 00:29:15,622 --> 00:29:18,124 You want the truth? 719 00:29:18,158 --> 00:29:19,792 You ready? 720 00:29:19,810 --> 00:29:21,761 I had a supercomputer in my head, okay? 721 00:29:21,795 --> 00:29:23,179 And it was melting my brain. 722 00:29:46,420 --> 00:29:47,953 Keep walking. 723 00:29:47,987 --> 00:29:49,672 Normal thoughts. 724 00:29:50,757 --> 00:29:54,326 So, how do you like working private sector? 725 00:29:54,361 --> 00:29:55,928 It's hard, right? 726 00:29:55,962 --> 00:29:57,696 Figuring everything out, 727 00:29:57,731 --> 00:29:58,898 choosing the right 728 00:29:58,932 --> 00:30:00,566 small business accounting program. 729 00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:03,169 You're probably not feeling too chatty. 730 00:30:03,203 --> 00:30:07,039 Probably feeling bad we took down the best so easily. 731 00:30:11,878 --> 00:30:14,180 Probably too easily. 732 00:30:16,616 --> 00:30:18,551 We were supposed to catch you. 733 00:30:28,912 --> 00:30:29,962 Sarah, wait. Don't move. 734 00:30:29,996 --> 00:30:31,330 Oh, my God. What? 735 00:30:31,364 --> 00:30:33,532 Look, I know we're trying to be normal people and all, 736 00:30:33,550 --> 00:30:35,534 but if we were in spy mode, we'd probably think 737 00:30:35,552 --> 00:30:36,836 it was kind of interesting timing 738 00:30:36,870 --> 00:30:38,204 that you made a new friend... 739 00:30:38,238 --> 00:30:40,706 I'm Jane. who wanted to hang out with you 740 00:30:40,724 --> 00:30:41,707 immediately post-mission. 741 00:30:41,725 --> 00:30:44,376 A new friend who was as good as I was 742 00:30:44,411 --> 00:30:45,878 at passing a lie detector. 743 00:30:45,896 --> 00:30:47,730 CHUCK: And we might wonder if the Viper 744 00:30:47,764 --> 00:30:50,232 didn't use a decoy, like we did, 745 00:30:50,267 --> 00:30:52,918 to make Morgan feel safe and come out of hiding. 746 00:30:52,953 --> 00:30:55,588 And we might think that getting rid of his guards 747 00:30:55,622 --> 00:30:58,357 by, say, planting a car bomb, 748 00:30:58,391 --> 00:31:00,776 might be a really great way to go. 749 00:31:03,597 --> 00:31:05,865 (beeping) 750 00:31:05,899 --> 00:31:07,900 Okay, here's a spy thought: 751 00:31:09,336 --> 00:31:10,970 Don't move your foot. 752 00:31:11,004 --> 00:31:12,004 Okay. 753 00:31:16,259 --> 00:31:18,928 I'm looking for Morgan Grimes. 754 00:31:23,747 --> 00:31:24,562 You have to understand 755 00:31:24,563 --> 00:31:27,039 this all happened a couple years ago, okay? 756 00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:28,440 Now, I can't give you names and details, 757 00:31:28,474 --> 00:31:29,658 'cause it's confidential-- that sort of thing-- 758 00:31:29,693 --> 00:31:30,743 but there were e-mails, 759 00:31:30,777 --> 00:31:32,027 and there were supercomputers, okay? 760 00:31:32,078 --> 00:31:34,046 A supercomputer wound up in my brain. 761 00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:35,164 And I zoomed. (imitates whooshing) 762 00:31:35,198 --> 00:31:36,432 That's my word, not theirs, okay? 763 00:31:36,466 --> 00:31:38,367 But the supercomputer that I got was flawed, 764 00:31:38,418 --> 00:31:40,452 which is why all this sort of behavior was happening. 765 00:31:40,486 --> 00:31:42,121 I'm really sorry. You have to believe me. 766 00:31:42,155 --> 00:31:43,455 My brain was melting. 767 00:31:43,489 --> 00:31:45,157 You know? 768 00:31:45,191 --> 00:31:46,825 You look a little overwhelmed. 769 00:31:46,860 --> 00:31:48,394 I'll let you process that for a second there. 770 00:31:51,097 --> 00:31:54,466 JANE: I'm sure the manager's around here somewhere. 771 00:31:55,685 --> 00:31:57,553 I'll find him. 772 00:31:57,604 --> 00:31:59,338 - Got to go now. - No, Morgan. What are you doing? 773 00:31:59,356 --> 00:32:01,523 - Come with me. Just come with me. - Seriously. You always do this. 774 00:32:01,558 --> 00:32:02,841 (muffled shouting) 775 00:32:06,112 --> 00:32:10,082 You little barbarian son of a bitch. 776 00:32:10,116 --> 00:32:11,984 (engine idling) 777 00:32:14,020 --> 00:32:16,021 (gas hissing) 778 00:32:24,864 --> 00:32:26,665 Oh. Help, help! 779 00:32:26,699 --> 00:32:27,666 Help! 780 00:32:27,701 --> 00:32:28,717 Skip, pull the fire alarm! 781 00:32:29,903 --> 00:32:32,054 (alarm ringing, people murmuring) 782 00:32:32,088 --> 00:32:33,305 Someone plug the hose! 783 00:32:33,340 --> 00:32:35,374 Everyone run to safety! I'm saving you! 784 00:32:35,392 --> 00:32:37,509 I make no apologies for any of this, Jeffrey. 785 00:32:37,543 --> 00:32:39,044 I-I just needed you back, man. 786 00:32:39,079 --> 00:32:40,896 BIG MIKE: Pineapple! 787 00:32:40,930 --> 00:32:42,564 (clamoring, alarm continues ringing) 788 00:32:46,552 --> 00:32:48,737 (alarm beeping) 789 00:32:55,228 --> 00:32:57,029 (beeping) Yep. Yep. 790 00:32:57,063 --> 00:32:58,080 That's-That's a bomb. 791 00:32:59,432 --> 00:33:00,232 (beeping) 792 00:33:00,266 --> 00:33:01,233 And it's a nice one. 793 00:33:01,251 --> 00:33:02,734 Okay. 794 00:33:04,237 --> 00:33:05,537 Listen to me. 795 00:33:05,571 --> 00:33:06,755 This is what's happening, okay? 796 00:33:06,790 --> 00:33:08,040 There is an elusive assassin, 797 00:33:08,074 --> 00:33:10,426 and she is hunting me, okay? 798 00:33:10,460 --> 00:33:12,244 You are legitimately insane. 799 00:33:12,278 --> 00:33:13,745 What? No. 800 00:33:13,763 --> 00:33:14,880 No, no, no, no. 801 00:33:14,914 --> 00:33:17,916 Please, please, look, look, look, look. 802 00:33:20,987 --> 00:33:22,388 Okay, okay. Okay. 803 00:33:22,422 --> 00:33:23,889 It's all right, stay calm. She's there. 804 00:33:23,923 --> 00:33:25,057 I know, I know. 805 00:33:25,091 --> 00:33:26,825 (cell phone ringing) 806 00:33:27,861 --> 00:33:29,361 I'm gonna rip your face off. 807 00:33:29,396 --> 00:33:31,096 MORGAN: No, shh. Casey, listen to me. 808 00:33:31,131 --> 00:33:32,531 We have the wrong person, okay? 809 00:33:32,565 --> 00:33:34,066 The real Viper is a lady. 810 00:33:34,100 --> 00:33:35,801 And she's here, hunting us. 811 00:33:38,171 --> 00:33:40,005 Northeast corner of the store. 812 00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:41,623 Get Alex to the broom closet. 813 00:33:41,658 --> 00:33:44,159 You want to live, you're gonna take care of my daughter. 814 00:33:44,210 --> 00:33:45,711 Of course. 815 00:33:45,745 --> 00:33:47,129 Listen to me. 816 00:33:47,163 --> 00:33:49,102 We're gonna move when I say move, okay? 817 00:33:49,127 --> 00:33:50,327 Okay. 818 00:33:51,835 --> 00:33:53,285 Move. 819 00:33:55,338 --> 00:33:56,672 (beeping) 820 00:33:56,723 --> 00:33:58,357 (cell phone chimes) Chuck, I'm getting some text. 821 00:33:58,391 --> 00:33:59,591 Jane is in the Buy More, 822 00:33:59,626 --> 00:34:00,642 and Casey's locked in the castle. 823 00:34:00,677 --> 00:34:02,294 Ooh, man. 824 00:34:02,328 --> 00:34:04,663 Okay, well, tell them we'll be there in less than 90 seconds. 825 00:34:04,697 --> 00:34:06,999 Okay. Uh, you remember 826 00:34:07,033 --> 00:34:08,233 how to do this, right? 827 00:34:08,268 --> 00:34:09,535 Yeah. Yeah. 828 00:34:09,569 --> 00:34:10,652 Maybe, kinda, yeah. 829 00:34:10,687 --> 00:34:12,704 I think so. It's normally the red wire. 830 00:34:12,739 --> 00:34:14,473 Or the green wire. 831 00:34:14,507 --> 00:34:17,342 It's normally the red or the green wire; I'm not really sure. 832 00:34:17,377 --> 00:34:19,811 I want you to wait in here, all right? 833 00:34:19,829 --> 00:34:20,812 Okay. 834 00:34:20,830 --> 00:34:22,247 Don't you move till I get back. 835 00:34:22,282 --> 00:34:23,315 She's after me. 836 00:34:23,333 --> 00:34:24,550 I'm not gonna put you in danger. 837 00:34:24,584 --> 00:34:25,784 Okay. 838 00:34:25,818 --> 00:34:28,153 I love you. 839 00:34:28,171 --> 00:34:30,289 You don't have to say it back at me. 840 00:34:30,323 --> 00:34:32,541 Would've been romantic, but, uh, it's fine. 841 00:34:32,592 --> 00:34:34,593 It's fine. Good. 842 00:34:38,331 --> 00:34:40,832 (sighs) 843 00:34:40,850 --> 00:34:43,469 God, I can't believe I trusted Jane to be who she said she was. 844 00:34:43,503 --> 00:34:45,537 I must have been really desperate for a normal friend. 845 00:34:45,572 --> 00:34:47,339 Oh, hey, hey. 846 00:34:47,357 --> 00:34:49,108 Don't-Don't beat yourself up. 847 00:34:49,142 --> 00:34:51,360 And don't move your foot, 848 00:34:51,394 --> 00:34:53,712 really, because this is a very 849 00:34:53,746 --> 00:34:55,847 nasty bomb. 850 00:34:55,865 --> 00:34:57,516 - Up with the leg. Up with the leg. - Okay. 851 00:34:57,534 --> 00:34:59,184 Up with the leg. Keep that leg! 852 00:34:59,219 --> 00:35:00,402 Up with that leg. There we go. 853 00:35:00,453 --> 00:35:02,454 There we are. 854 00:35:13,866 --> 00:35:16,502 (cell phone ringing) 855 00:35:16,536 --> 00:35:18,137 Hello. 856 00:35:18,171 --> 00:35:19,771 Jane? Jane, it's Sarah. 857 00:35:19,806 --> 00:35:21,440 Um, I'm so sorry I'm running late. 858 00:35:21,474 --> 00:35:22,841 I'm having a really bad day, 859 00:35:22,876 --> 00:35:25,544 and I... I just need somebody to talk to. 860 00:35:25,562 --> 00:35:28,430 Well, just come to the restaurant. 861 00:35:28,481 --> 00:35:29,731 We'll workshop it. 862 00:35:29,766 --> 00:35:31,016 No, I... 863 00:35:31,050 --> 00:35:33,585 I'm so upset, I don't think I can drive. 864 00:35:33,620 --> 00:35:35,154 Well, just get in the car, 865 00:35:35,188 --> 00:35:36,989 turn it on and get here. 866 00:35:37,023 --> 00:35:38,824 I can't. My hands are shaking. 867 00:35:38,858 --> 00:35:41,410 Well, honey, look, I'm really sorry, okay? 868 00:35:41,444 --> 00:35:43,495 I'm not gonna be able to help you right now. 869 00:35:43,530 --> 00:35:45,330 I got to go. 870 00:35:45,365 --> 00:35:47,533 No, no, wait. Jane, Jane, I want to tell you something. 871 00:35:47,567 --> 00:35:49,835 I-I feel, I feel really badly. 872 00:35:49,869 --> 00:35:52,738 You've been so open and honest and sweet with me, 873 00:35:52,772 --> 00:35:54,739 and I'm so excited to have a new friend. 874 00:35:54,757 --> 00:35:56,575 Yeah? 875 00:35:56,609 --> 00:35:58,177 (gun cocks) 876 00:35:58,211 --> 00:36:00,546 But I've been lying to you. 877 00:36:00,580 --> 00:36:02,097 About a couple of things. 878 00:36:02,131 --> 00:36:04,082 (gun cocks) I'm a spy. 879 00:36:04,100 --> 00:36:06,418 Boy, it feels good to say that to a real friend. 880 00:36:06,452 --> 00:36:08,387 By the way, you're amazing at what you do. 881 00:36:08,421 --> 00:36:10,189 I really trusted you. 882 00:36:10,223 --> 00:36:12,224 And I don't do that very often. 883 00:36:12,258 --> 00:36:13,458 Well, you shouldn't. 884 00:36:14,444 --> 00:36:15,727 Wait, wait, stop! 885 00:36:15,761 --> 00:36:16,761 I have your bomb. 886 00:36:17,780 --> 00:36:19,698 Which means it's disarmed. 887 00:36:19,732 --> 00:36:21,700 Bye. 888 00:36:27,574 --> 00:36:28,790 Thanks, honey. 889 00:36:28,825 --> 00:36:31,143 I kind of thought maybe stepping into the middle of this 890 00:36:31,177 --> 00:36:33,946 might have been a bad idea after all, so... 891 00:36:34,914 --> 00:36:37,616 I miss knowing kung fu. 892 00:36:42,626 --> 00:36:43,847 Remarkable work. 893 00:36:43,872 --> 00:36:45,102 The Viper's perfect record 894 00:36:45,414 --> 00:36:46,831 has been broken. 895 00:36:46,882 --> 00:36:48,466 Uh, boom. 896 00:36:48,500 --> 00:36:49,650 Suck it. 897 00:36:49,685 --> 00:36:50,985 Sorry about that, sir. 898 00:36:51,020 --> 00:36:53,988 I'm obviously relieved the mix-up was righted. 899 00:36:54,023 --> 00:36:55,490 I would never have wanted you 900 00:36:55,524 --> 00:36:58,726 to complete your mission after the CIA called it off. 901 00:36:58,761 --> 00:37:00,762 I am one of the good guys. 902 00:37:00,796 --> 00:37:02,497 Right. So, in front of all of these witnesses, 903 00:37:02,531 --> 00:37:04,132 on a recorded feed, the hit is off? 904 00:37:04,166 --> 00:37:05,666 Yes. 905 00:37:05,701 --> 00:37:07,101 It's official, the hit is off. 906 00:37:07,135 --> 00:37:09,270 All right, our business here is done. 907 00:37:09,304 --> 00:37:10,738 Good luck running a spy business 908 00:37:10,773 --> 00:37:13,074 with no Intersect, huh? 909 00:37:13,108 --> 00:37:15,109 See ya never. 910 00:37:15,144 --> 00:37:17,178 He's a quippy bastard. 911 00:37:17,212 --> 00:37:18,979 So can someone get us out of this hole? 912 00:37:18,997 --> 00:37:19,980 My pleasure. 913 00:37:19,998 --> 00:37:21,516 Follow me. 914 00:37:23,151 --> 00:37:25,586 Decker took that well. 915 00:37:25,621 --> 00:37:28,122 Yeah, he did. 916 00:37:28,156 --> 00:37:29,841 I'll take care of it. 917 00:37:37,883 --> 00:37:40,601 So, we need to talk. 918 00:37:40,636 --> 00:37:41,836 Whatever. 919 00:37:41,854 --> 00:37:44,072 We're no longer friends, I get it. 920 00:37:44,106 --> 00:37:45,506 Like I care. 921 00:37:45,541 --> 00:37:46,774 I do care. 922 00:37:46,809 --> 00:37:49,176 I wish you were a better person. 923 00:37:49,194 --> 00:37:51,028 But unfortunately, you need to learn 924 00:37:51,063 --> 00:37:53,314 there are repercussions for your actions. 925 00:37:53,348 --> 00:37:54,315 Mm. 926 00:37:54,349 --> 00:37:56,517 So, you're under arrest. 927 00:37:59,521 --> 00:38:01,289 What? 928 00:38:01,323 --> 00:38:02,690 For what? 929 00:38:02,724 --> 00:38:04,358 Attempted homicide. 930 00:38:04,393 --> 00:38:06,661 Jeff. 931 00:38:08,363 --> 00:38:09,397 Jeff! 932 00:38:09,431 --> 00:38:10,715 You have the right to remain silent. 933 00:38:10,749 --> 00:38:12,800 Anything you say can and will be 934 00:38:12,835 --> 00:38:15,470 used against you in a court of law. 935 00:38:16,889 --> 00:38:18,739 ALEX: Morgan, 936 00:38:18,774 --> 00:38:20,508 we're not gonna get back together. 937 00:38:20,542 --> 00:38:23,010 You told me that you were done with the spy life, 938 00:38:23,044 --> 00:38:26,147 and clearly you lied to me in a million different ways. 939 00:38:27,683 --> 00:38:31,686 You're my hero, but you are not my boyfriend. 940 00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:33,087 Okay. 941 00:38:33,122 --> 00:38:34,489 I'm sorry. 942 00:38:34,523 --> 00:38:36,691 No, it's okay. I get it. 943 00:38:36,725 --> 00:38:38,860 But, um, we can still be friends. 944 00:38:38,894 --> 00:38:42,396 And I'm really glad we're both here tonight. 945 00:38:42,431 --> 00:38:44,732 Me, too. 946 00:38:44,750 --> 00:38:46,284 Oh, hey. We're putting out some hors d'oeuvres, 947 00:38:46,335 --> 00:38:47,668 if you guys want to come in. 948 00:38:47,703 --> 00:38:50,505 Is my dad here yet? 949 00:38:50,539 --> 00:38:52,406 Uh, he's coming a little late. 950 00:38:52,424 --> 00:38:55,376 DECKER (over earpiece): You haven't said anything yet 951 00:38:55,410 --> 00:38:57,545 that's made me think you're still the man for the job. 952 00:38:57,579 --> 00:39:00,214 I have a reputation to repair. 953 00:39:00,249 --> 00:39:01,516 This will get done. 954 00:39:01,550 --> 00:39:03,100 You need to understand, however, 955 00:39:03,135 --> 00:39:05,353 that I have to protect my cover. 956 00:39:05,387 --> 00:39:06,771 Obviously. Which means... 957 00:39:06,805 --> 00:39:09,857 Neutralizing everyone who knows who I am. 958 00:39:09,892 --> 00:39:11,893 Walker, Grimes, Casey, 959 00:39:11,927 --> 00:39:14,529 Bartowski, Casey's daughter. 960 00:39:14,563 --> 00:39:15,863 (gun cocks) 961 00:39:17,432 --> 00:39:21,102 You have approval on everyone but Bartowski and Walker. 962 00:39:21,136 --> 00:39:23,120 Now get it done. 963 00:39:24,156 --> 00:39:25,540 (silenced gunshots) 964 00:39:29,578 --> 00:39:30,795 John Casey. 965 00:39:33,949 --> 00:39:35,249 Your life is over if you... 966 00:39:35,284 --> 00:39:37,284 (silenced gunshots) 967 00:39:53,202 --> 00:39:54,368 So, tell me about your day. 968 00:39:54,403 --> 00:39:55,603 Fun parts only, please. 969 00:39:55,637 --> 00:39:57,304 Mm. Fun parts only. 970 00:39:57,322 --> 00:39:59,640 Well, this week, I had to pose as Morgan Grimes. 971 00:39:59,675 --> 00:40:00,858 (laughter) 972 00:40:00,909 --> 00:40:02,026 You would need some serious hormone injections 973 00:40:02,077 --> 00:40:03,027 to get a beard like that. 974 00:40:03,078 --> 00:40:04,445 Okay, okay. 975 00:40:04,479 --> 00:40:06,414 Well, fortunately for me, my wife likes me baby smooth. 976 00:40:06,448 --> 00:40:08,499 I do. My husband was the best human target 977 00:40:08,533 --> 00:40:10,484 a wife could ever ask for. 978 00:40:10,502 --> 00:40:11,836 Aw, this is fun. 979 00:40:11,870 --> 00:40:13,454 Talking openly about our days. 980 00:40:13,488 --> 00:40:14,705 It's the best. 981 00:40:14,756 --> 00:40:16,090 (door closes) Hey, everybody. 982 00:40:16,124 --> 00:40:17,541 Sorry I'm late. 983 00:40:17,593 --> 00:40:19,794 No, perfect timing, man-- we were about to sit down and eat. 984 00:40:19,828 --> 00:40:20,995 Here, I'll trade you. Excellent. Thanks. 985 00:40:21,013 --> 00:40:22,630 Hey, Dad. Where were you? 986 00:40:22,664 --> 00:40:24,999 Oh, just had an errand to run. 987 00:40:25,033 --> 00:40:26,601 Oh. Yeah. 988 00:40:29,538 --> 00:40:31,005 May I? Sure. 989 00:40:31,023 --> 00:40:32,857 Cheers. 990 00:40:32,891 --> 00:40:36,176 ♪ ♪ 991 00:40:40,816 --> 00:40:42,850 Uh, I'd like to make a toast. 992 00:40:42,868 --> 00:40:46,120 Chuck and I have been a little sad this week 993 00:40:46,154 --> 00:40:48,556 that we aren't normal people. 994 00:40:48,590 --> 00:40:50,658 I've been having a hard time with the fact 995 00:40:50,692 --> 00:40:52,026 that I have no real friends. 996 00:40:52,044 --> 00:40:54,962 But I look around here at all of you today, 997 00:40:54,997 --> 00:40:57,665 and I realize that, because of Chuck, I do. 998 00:40:57,699 --> 00:41:01,052 Nobody in the world is closer than we all are. 999 00:41:01,086 --> 00:41:03,387 So, thank you and cheers. 1000 00:41:03,422 --> 00:41:04,872 ALL: Cheers. 1001 00:41:06,008 --> 00:41:08,175 I, too, have an announcement. 1002 00:41:08,209 --> 00:41:09,677 I'm going back to work. 1003 00:41:09,711 --> 00:41:11,312 Well, what? Wait, seriously? 1004 00:41:11,346 --> 00:41:12,980 I thought you were happy at home. 1005 00:41:13,015 --> 00:41:15,483 No, I was just putting on a front, you know? 1006 00:41:15,517 --> 00:41:17,118 I was going nuts. 1007 00:41:17,152 --> 00:41:20,187 Ellie is stepping up and taking care of baby Clara for awhile. 1008 00:41:20,221 --> 00:41:21,355 Wow. Yes, well, 1009 00:41:21,389 --> 00:41:22,823 it was too soon for me to go back, anyway. 1010 00:41:22,858 --> 00:41:23,824 I missed her too much. 1011 00:41:23,859 --> 00:41:26,410 Yeah. She's totally saving me. 1012 00:41:26,445 --> 00:41:29,113 One more "Mommy and Me" class, I would've lost my mind. 1013 00:41:34,303 --> 00:41:35,269 Hey. 1014 00:41:35,304 --> 00:41:36,270 Hey. 1015 00:41:36,305 --> 00:41:37,705 I just wanted to tell you 1016 00:41:37,739 --> 00:41:39,006 that you could probably, uh, 1017 00:41:39,041 --> 00:41:40,675 ixnay on the whole killing me thing, 1018 00:41:40,709 --> 00:41:42,877 because I'm not gonna bother Alex anymore. 1019 00:41:42,911 --> 00:41:43,878 Mm. 1020 00:41:43,912 --> 00:41:45,179 You should move back in. 1021 00:41:47,215 --> 00:41:48,683 Really? 1022 00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:52,853 Got you a gift. 1023 00:41:52,888 --> 00:41:55,856 Come on, really? 1024 00:41:55,891 --> 00:41:58,476 Indiana Jones. 1025 00:41:58,527 --> 00:41:59,760 I like these? 1026 00:41:59,778 --> 00:42:01,062 You did. 1027 00:42:01,096 --> 00:42:03,297 Are you holding out on me? Is this the only three? 1028 00:42:03,332 --> 00:42:05,299 You're not, like, keeping the good ones for yourself or... 1029 00:42:05,334 --> 00:42:08,035 Yeah. There's just the three. 1030 00:42:08,070 --> 00:42:09,070 Thanks, man. 1031 00:42:09,988 --> 00:42:12,606 (knocking) 1032 00:42:12,641 --> 00:42:14,208 Hey. I got it. 1033 00:42:18,246 --> 00:42:20,581 Decker, what is this? 1034 00:42:20,615 --> 00:42:21,632 We're looking for John Casey. 1035 00:42:21,666 --> 00:42:22,883 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1036 00:42:23,952 --> 00:42:26,003 DECKER: John Casey! 1037 00:42:26,054 --> 00:42:27,588 You're under arrest. 1038 00:42:27,622 --> 00:42:30,641 For murder. 1039 00:42:30,675 --> 00:42:34,675 == sync, corrected by elderman ==