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Shea, what does this say?
Alice sent me a text.

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It's just tiny cartoons.

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Those are emojis.

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Emojis?

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God, I hate new things.

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Heart, bed, female cop.

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Oh, that must mean Alice
is coming home in uniform.

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When grandma is in her
prison guard outfit

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I find her particularly enticing.

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You know, Dad, I was going
to try to eat this, so...

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if you would just please
never, never say that again.

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- Hello.
- Hello, officer.

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I'm a bad boy, bad boy.
Whatcha gonna do?

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So I'll just go on a diet.

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Oh, Mike, I wanted to tell you

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we got an inmate request today.

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A prisoner wants to meet with you.

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Kyle Sullivan.

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Kyle Sullivan? Kyle
Sullivan's in prison?

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That is fantastic. I hope he fries.

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Who is Kyle Sullivan?

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He was your dad's fifth grade bully.

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You had a bully, Dad?

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You're like a giant.

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I was small back then,

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and Kyle was responsible
for the most humiliating

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moment of my life.

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He super glued me to my chair,

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and I had to climb out of my pants

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in front of the whole class.

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He was standing there crying

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in his little Superman underpants.

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I skipped over certain
details for a reason.

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You should have seen Mike back then.

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Short, scrawny, glasses,

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an all-you-can-eat buffet for bullies.

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Well, it didn't help that you
cut my hair with a bowl.

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Well, I wasn't gonna pay
five bucks for a haircut.

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I'd already paid five
bucks for the bowl.

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I want to see pictures.

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Well, they don't exist.
I got rid of them all.

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Oh, so we can get rid of
all the pictures of me

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with glasses, braces, and zits.

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No. Those are adorable.

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You were such a sweet little mess.

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we're sisters,

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but I never needed glasses,
braces, or had zits.

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What a fun point.

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Weren't you a huge bully, Stella?

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I wasn't a bully.

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I just mocked people for their
appearance or being different.

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And you know, some of those kids

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lost the weight, so...

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But if dad's still
upset about his bully,

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then maybe some of the kids
from my class are too.

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You could track them
down and make amends.

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Yeah, I suppose I could.

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There was this one kid I
should really say sorry to.

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His name was Elliot, but
I called him "Smelliot."

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And they say hot girls aren't funny.

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You know, Mike, maybe that's
why Kyle contacted you.

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To apologize.

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It could be good to finally
bring some closure

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to a time in your life that
obviously still haunts you.

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Bad idea, Mike. Let the
past stay in the past.

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Don't go to see Kyle.
Trust me on this one.

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Well, I'm gonna go see him.

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I've been dreaming about this
moment for over 30 years.

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Being big and successful and married,

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and looking him in the eye and saying,

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"Ha ha, I won!"

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Martina, I want you to come with me.

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Oh, that's a great idea,

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'cause you know, as a therapist,

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I've helped lots of my patients

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confront the people who hurt them.

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Yeah, sounds good. Just
wear something super hot.

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I'm still not sure about
this outfit, Mike.

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I mean, I know you want to show me off,

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and how taut my body is
even after two kids,

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and how Pilates has kept me...

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Let's bring him back in here, Martina.

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You look beautiful.

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Thank you.

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Oh, I'm so nervous all of a sudden.

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I'm a grown man.

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It's perfectly normal.

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When you confront someone
who hurt you as a child,

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it's not unusual to feel
like that child again.

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Oh, my God. There he is.

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That mountain with a beard?

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No, the guy behind him.

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- sync and corrections by Caio -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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Oh, my God. That's Kyle?

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Well...

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Kyle was that size in fifth grade

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plus anybody's gonna look small
next to Amish Hulk Hogan.

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Thanks for the escort, Marcus.

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Later I want to do some
lifting in the yard,

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nothing too heavy; I'm
going for tone, not bulk.

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You think I'm too bulky?

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No, no, no. On you it works.

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Here you go.

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No, I don't smoke.

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You should. It makes you look cool.

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Hey, Mikey. You got rid of the bowl cut.

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Good move.

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Aren't you going to introduce
me to your daughter here?

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Oh. I'm not his...

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Just calm down, Martina.

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This is my wife.

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Enchanté, Martina.

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Call me Neil Young,

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'cause I wanna live
with a cinnamon girl.

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I also have a big house, a great job;

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I got two beautiful daughters.

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So, in conclusion, ha ha, I win.

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Kiss me, Martina.

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Kiss me in front of him.

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And I assume that you asked me
here so you could apologize.

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Before you do, I would
also like to mention

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that I fly a helicopter.

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I defy gravity like a god.

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That's incredible.

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And... apologize for what, buddy?

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"Buddy?"

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Oh, no, we... we weren't buddies.

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You... you made my life miserable,

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and I'm not even talking
about the little things,

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like playing keep away with my hat...

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A little game...

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Putting that "kick me"
sign on my back...

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Classic fun...

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Calling me "tiny."

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True then, ironic now.

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Well, all that was
nothing compared to...

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the incident.

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Ooh, ominous.

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What incident?

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He's talking about that time
you glued him to his chair.

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No, I never did that.

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I swear.

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I called you down here
because I need your help.

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I'm in here for possession,

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but those drugs were planted.

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Another thing you say you didn't do.

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It seems to be a theme in your life.

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There's security footage
that proves I'm innocent.

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I remembered your dad was a cop.

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I thought maybe he could help get it.

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Why didn't your lawyer get the
footage and use it in court?

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I got a public defender.

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She game me five minutes
and told me to plead out.

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You know, they're overworked,

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underpaid and not nearly
as hot as they are on TV.

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Kyle, it's time for lunch.

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Fish sticks.

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Oh! My favorite.

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Listen, Mike, I got no
one else to turn to.

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Please? Talk to your dad?

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Hey, I never asked. What
are you in here for?

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Triple homicide.

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Ah, people make mistakes.

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That's why pencils have erasers.

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Wow, Elliot. I don't
remember you being so funny.

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That's because you're
usually making me cry.

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Oh, look at us with this banter.

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I'll go get us some more wine.

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So how's it going?

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You're not going to believe this,

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I'm kind of attracted to him.

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I mean, he's nice,

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he's smart, he's funny.

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I can't believe I'm crushing on a nerd.

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I think Elliot is cute.

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Really?

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I don't get these skinny guys.

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I need a big guy I can
pretend is a firefighter.

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Or a longshoreman.

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Or Seattle Seahawks Defensive
End Michael Bennett.

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Mm, mm, mm, mm-mm.

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I don't care what Coach Carroll says.

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Michael, I'm gonna need
you to crash that gap.

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So, Elliot. I, Stella,
being of sound mind,

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hot body, and only, like, two drinks,

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would like to go on a
second date with you.

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I'll give you a moment to
not believe your luck.

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Yeah, I'm not interested.

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Wait, what?

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But I like you.

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Okay, I see what you're doing.

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You're getting back at
me for bullying you.

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Well played, sir. Well played.

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But now that we're even...

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No, it's just that, no offense,

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but you're kind of shallow,

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and I don't think we
have anything in common.

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I don't even know what
we would talk about.

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Sorry, Stella.

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No, wait! We can talk about stuff.

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Nerd stuff.

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That wheelchair scientist
with the robot voice!

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Sorry, Stel.

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Oh, this isn't over.

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His rejection just
made me want him more.

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Give me a brain makeover.
Make me smarter.

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The smart thing would be to accept

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his rejection and move on.

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Less smart than that.

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Great.

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You got Kyle's evidence box.

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It's got tape on it that
says, "Do not open."

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Oops! What do you know?
My knife slipped.

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Is that even legal?

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Calm down.

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I'm friend with Joey
in the evidence room.

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He knows better than to rat me out.

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I know where all the bodies are buried.

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In an abandoned lot next to a pawn shop.

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Are those the surveillance tapes?

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Yes.

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Now, before we get started,

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remember our deal.

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If help you, you'll let this
whole Kyle thing go, right?

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- Never bring it up again.
- Deal.

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All right, let's pop in these bad boys

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and we'll see if there's
anything useful.

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Oh, this brings back memories.

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You and me on a stakeout.

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I even bought us black
coffee like we used to have.

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Nothing an eight year
old likes more than

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sitting outside a crack house
drinking black coffee.

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I was just trying to toughen you up

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so you wouldn't get bullied.

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Well, I did get bullied.

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Kyle was horrible to me. You
don't know what that's like.

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No, the hell I don't.

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my old man.

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That bastard would get pissed
if I looked at him wrong.

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Drove me nuts; I mean,

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what's the right way to look at someone?

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It's an impossible standard
to impose on a person.

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But I didn't complain. I toughened up.

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Now I don't feel anything.

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And I wanted the same for you.

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So anyway, we took credit for catching

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the Cedar River Strangler,

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but the truth is we don't
know what happened to him.

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He died, he moved away,

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maybe just got tired of strangling.

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You told me that he was still out there,

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and he'd get me if I
didn't brush my teeth.

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Remember what I'd say?

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"The Strangler hates two things:

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Tooth decay and drifters."

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And you never had a cavity.

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Oh, my God. Look at this.

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Somebody is planting
drugs in Kyle's desk.

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Wow!

260
00:10:56,822 --> 00:10:58,722
I have the evidence to set Kyle free...

261
00:10:58,724 --> 00:11:02,492
somebody I spent my whole life
wishing would end up in jail.

262
00:11:02,494 --> 00:11:04,694
Oh, it's a tough call.

263
00:11:04,696 --> 00:11:06,163
I was in a similar spot once...

264
00:11:09,134 --> 00:11:11,067
Oh, it's from Alice.

265
00:11:11,069 --> 00:11:13,870
Hot dog, donut, explosion,

266
00:11:13,872 --> 00:11:17,107
sleepy face.

267
00:11:17,109 --> 00:11:18,909
I got to go!

268
00:11:24,315 --> 00:11:25,849
I mean, I never thought I'd live to see

269
00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:28,752
the Erdos discrepancy problem solved,

270
00:11:28,754 --> 00:11:30,053
but now we know that two elements

271
00:11:30,055 --> 00:11:32,622
within certain sequences
can grow without bound;

272
00:11:32,624 --> 00:11:33,657
am I right?

273
00:11:33,659 --> 00:11:37,027
You are so right.

274
00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:38,128
Stella, I have to say,

275
00:11:38,130 --> 00:11:39,896
I can't believe how
wrong I was about you.

276
00:11:39,898 --> 00:11:42,032
I'm so glad you insisted
we go out again.

277
00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:43,867
You're incredible.

278
00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:45,402
Well, I'm delighted that you deigned

279
00:11:45,404 --> 00:11:47,337
to give me another chance.

280
00:11:47,339 --> 00:11:49,473
Sometimes people find my intellect...

281
00:11:49,475 --> 00:11:51,908
Intimidating, so I try to hide it.

282
00:11:53,744 --> 00:11:56,713
- Thanks, Grandma.
- Thanks, Grandma.

283
00:11:56,715 --> 00:11:58,315
Don't repeat everything I say.

284
00:11:58,317 --> 00:12:00,383
Don't repeat everything I say.

285
00:12:00,385 --> 00:12:02,953
I haven't repeated anything.

286
00:12:02,955 --> 00:12:04,821
Well, while I...

287
00:12:04,823 --> 00:12:06,723
Do feel like the privatization
of space travel

288
00:12:06,725 --> 00:12:08,725
is a step forward in the long term,

289
00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:12,395
it does make me... uh...

290
00:12:12,397 --> 00:12:14,798
it makes me...

291
00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:17,934
Nostalgic for the glory days of NASA.

292
00:12:17,936 --> 00:12:21,738
Nostalgic for the glory days of NASA.

293
00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:24,541
Oh, no. My phone died.

294
00:12:24,543 --> 00:12:26,877
Uh...

295
00:12:26,879 --> 00:12:28,512
Uh... I know.

296
00:12:28,514 --> 00:12:32,349
You talk smart things for a while.

297
00:12:32,351 --> 00:12:34,251
I did most of mine.

298
00:12:37,990 --> 00:12:39,556
Thanks for the escort, Marcus.

299
00:12:39,558 --> 00:12:41,291
And wasn't I right about the cigarettes?

300
00:12:41,293 --> 00:12:43,193
Aren't you getting a
lot more compliments?

301
00:12:43,195 --> 00:12:44,861
- I am.
- Okay.

302
00:12:47,298 --> 00:12:48,999
And I'm sorry, Martina,

303
00:12:49,001 --> 00:12:51,635
but are you getting prettier every day?

304
00:12:51,637 --> 00:12:53,169
Well, that's the plan.

305
00:12:53,171 --> 00:12:57,107
Just turn it off, Kyle.

306
00:12:57,109 --> 00:12:58,475
Look...

307
00:12:58,477 --> 00:13:00,177
I have the proof that you didn't do it.

308
00:13:00,179 --> 00:13:01,278
Oh, my God, give me that...

309
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,947
First I want the truth
about the glue incident.

310
00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:07,050
Oh, it's the old "give me what I want

311
00:13:07,052 --> 00:13:09,319
and I'll give you what you want."

312
00:13:09,321 --> 00:13:11,855
Popular game here in prison.

313
00:13:14,659 --> 00:13:16,393
The thing is, Mike, I
rather stay in jail

314
00:13:16,395 --> 00:13:17,794
than lie to you.

315
00:13:17,796 --> 00:13:20,263
I didn't do it.

316
00:13:20,265 --> 00:13:22,499
If you didn't do it, then who did?

317
00:13:22,501 --> 00:13:24,367
No idea.

318
00:13:24,369 --> 00:13:25,969
I guess at this point there's no reason

319
00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:27,104
for you to lie about it.

320
00:13:27,106 --> 00:13:28,371
Exactly.

321
00:13:28,373 --> 00:13:32,242
Fine. Here, take it.

322
00:13:32,244 --> 00:13:33,810
Thanks. I owe you one.

323
00:13:33,812 --> 00:13:36,079
And you, modeling, look into it.

324
00:13:36,081 --> 00:13:37,914
Oh. Kyle...

325
00:13:37,916 --> 00:13:39,115
Let's go!

326
00:13:41,652 --> 00:13:43,120
What's with them?

327
00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:44,955
The big guy wanted me to
admit that I glued him

328
00:13:44,957 --> 00:13:47,257
to his chair in fifth grade.

329
00:13:47,259 --> 00:13:48,291
Did you?

330
00:13:48,293 --> 00:13:51,394
I kind of did.

331
00:13:51,396 --> 00:13:53,763
I guess I was a bit of a dick back then.

332
00:13:53,765 --> 00:13:55,565
So why won't you just admit it now?

333
00:13:55,567 --> 00:13:58,034
I guess I'm still a bit of a dick.

334
00:14:02,278 --> 00:14:04,386
So enough about science-y things.

335
00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:08,137
Let's imitate dumb people
and talk about TV.

336
00:14:10,171 --> 00:14:12,539
Well, I just finished
re-watching "Breaking Bad."

337
00:14:12,541 --> 00:14:14,241
Have you seen it?

338
00:14:14,243 --> 00:14:15,642
Of course.

339
00:14:15,644 --> 00:14:17,344
And I definitely think it's a good thing

340
00:14:17,346 --> 00:14:19,346
we nerds came along and made watching TV

341
00:14:19,348 --> 00:14:20,714
feel more like books.

342
00:14:23,051 --> 00:14:25,152
Hello, all. I'm your waitress.

343
00:14:25,154 --> 00:14:28,289
I'm just trying to balance
work and pursuing my dreams.

344
00:14:28,291 --> 00:14:29,790
And your drinks on my tray, of course,

345
00:14:29,792 --> 00:14:33,160
because again, I'm a waitress.

346
00:14:33,162 --> 00:14:34,228
Hi, waitress.

347
00:14:34,230 --> 00:14:36,730
We were just talking
about "Breaking Bad."

348
00:14:36,732 --> 00:14:38,332
Oh, you were in here
the other day saying

349
00:14:38,334 --> 00:14:39,533
that you love "Breaking Bad."

350
00:14:39,535 --> 00:14:41,569
I believe your exact words were:

351
00:14:41,571 --> 00:14:43,437
"Finally a show where
people respect the power

352
00:14:43,439 --> 00:14:45,639
and majesty of chemistry."

353
00:14:45,641 --> 00:14:47,975
Oh, I totally agree. I
loved every second of it.

354
00:14:47,977 --> 00:14:49,743
Well, except for the "Fly"
episode, of course.

355
00:14:49,745 --> 00:14:50,978
Ugh, totally.

356
00:14:50,980 --> 00:14:52,313
Are you kidding me?

357
00:14:52,315 --> 00:14:53,881
The "Fly" episode was a
daring deconstruction

358
00:14:53,883 --> 00:14:54,848
of the show's form,

359
00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:55,883
boiling complex issues down

360
00:14:55,885 --> 00:14:58,152
to a single primal drive.

361
00:14:58,154 --> 00:15:00,554
Really? I think you mean boring.

362
00:15:00,556 --> 00:15:03,724
Boring? I think you're
confusing boring with nuance.

363
00:15:03,726 --> 00:15:05,025
I think you're confusing nuance

364
00:15:05,027 --> 00:15:06,660
with masturbatory filmmaking.

365
00:15:06,662 --> 00:15:10,831
Well, sure it's masturbatory,
but isn't that pleasurable too?

366
00:15:10,833 --> 00:15:12,299
Touché.

367
00:15:15,837 --> 00:15:16,870
Why, thank you.

368
00:15:16,872 --> 00:15:19,106
Uh, what's happening here?

369
00:15:19,108 --> 00:15:20,708
I mean, seriously, random waitress,

370
00:15:20,710 --> 00:15:22,209
you're poaching my date?

371
00:15:22,211 --> 00:15:24,178
What are you talking about?
We're just talking.

372
00:15:24,180 --> 00:15:25,512
Don't play dumb with me.

373
00:15:25,514 --> 00:15:27,681
That's a game you'll never win.

374
00:15:30,418 --> 00:15:31,685
I wasn't going to say anything,

375
00:15:31,687 --> 00:15:33,120
but now that you're being weird,

376
00:15:33,122 --> 00:15:35,656
obviously this is the way
this story was going to end.

377
00:15:35,658 --> 00:15:37,324
I told her what to say.

378
00:15:37,326 --> 00:15:39,860
It's a classic Cyrano-inspired
Comic-Con Rom-Com.

379
00:15:39,862 --> 00:15:42,863
"Blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, I'm Shea."

380
00:15:42,865 --> 00:15:44,331
Do you really think we live in a world

381
00:15:44,333 --> 00:15:46,100
where brains are going
to trump sex appeal?

382
00:15:46,102 --> 00:15:48,135
I hope we live in that world.

383
00:15:48,137 --> 00:15:49,603
And clearly this is a man who respects

384
00:15:49,605 --> 00:15:51,538
intelligence and substance.

385
00:15:51,540 --> 00:15:52,673
Hold on a second.

386
00:15:52,675 --> 00:15:55,175
Am I being fought over
by two beautiful women?

387
00:15:57,879 --> 00:16:00,180
This is a new experience.

388
00:16:00,182 --> 00:16:01,882
Although, throughout the animal kingdom,

389
00:16:01,884 --> 00:16:03,417
it's not uncommon for a desirable male

390
00:16:03,419 --> 00:16:06,186
to have more than one mate.

391
00:16:06,188 --> 00:16:08,355
Dude, are you trying
to work a threesome?

392
00:16:08,357 --> 00:16:10,991
Am I? I'm really new at this.

393
00:16:12,294 --> 00:16:16,230
I mean, the... the concept
sounds great, but...

394
00:16:16,232 --> 00:16:17,765
I have enough anxiety with one woman.

395
00:16:17,767 --> 00:16:20,501
I don't think being
outnumbered would help.

396
00:16:20,503 --> 00:16:22,202
You have anxiety?

397
00:16:22,204 --> 00:16:23,871
Generalized, social, or panic disorder?

398
00:16:23,873 --> 00:16:24,838
All of them.

399
00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:26,740
Me too. What do you do for it?

400
00:16:26,742 --> 00:16:29,243
I... I've tried yoga but I don't like...

401
00:16:29,245 --> 00:16:31,478
Being told how to breathe.

402
00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:33,380
You finished my sentence.

403
00:16:33,382 --> 00:16:34,615
No girls has ever done that before.

404
00:16:34,617 --> 00:16:36,717
Okay, you're right.

405
00:16:36,719 --> 00:16:38,419
This is how this ends.

406
00:16:38,421 --> 00:16:41,155
I don't understand all this
talking about stuff anyway.

407
00:16:41,157 --> 00:16:43,624
What are your thoughts on this?
What are your thoughts on that?

408
00:16:43,626 --> 00:16:45,259
Just shut up and feel me up already.

409
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:52,666
Wait, so now you think the prison guy

410
00:16:52,668 --> 00:16:54,001
didn't do the glue thing?

411
00:16:54,003 --> 00:16:55,102
Then who did? I don't know,

412
00:16:55,104 --> 00:16:57,571
but it's making me crazy.

413
00:16:57,573 --> 00:16:59,974
So how did it go with Kyle?

414
00:16:59,976 --> 00:17:01,108
He still says he didn't do it.

415
00:17:01,110 --> 00:17:02,109
I guess I believe him.

416
00:17:02,111 --> 00:17:03,978
Well, let that be the end of it.

417
00:17:03,980 --> 00:17:06,747
- No, no, no.
- Kenny Robinson.

418
00:17:06,749 --> 00:17:09,183
He ate glue, so I know he had it.

419
00:17:09,185 --> 00:17:11,919
Mike, you promised you'd
let this thing go.

420
00:17:11,921 --> 00:17:14,722
Let's just find out where Kenny
lives and stake him out.

421
00:17:14,724 --> 00:17:16,390
I'll bring the black coffee, and you...

422
00:17:16,392 --> 00:17:17,892
Mike, damn it, stop!

423
00:17:17,894 --> 00:17:20,661
No good ever comes from people
digging into their pasts.

424
00:17:20,663 --> 00:17:23,397
My whole career, but go on.

425
00:17:24,366 --> 00:17:26,233
- Just let it go.
- Why?

426
00:17:26,235 --> 00:17:27,568
- Because I said so.
- Why?

427
00:17:27,570 --> 00:17:29,770
Because Kyle did it, okay?

428
00:17:29,772 --> 00:17:33,540
The glue, the chair, the whole thing.

429
00:17:33,542 --> 00:17:36,644
You knew all along, and
you didn't say anything.

430
00:17:36,646 --> 00:17:38,279
Wow, this is some "Pretty Little Liars"

431
00:17:38,281 --> 00:17:39,947
going on here.

432
00:17:42,563 --> 00:17:44,730
I can't believe this.
You knew Kyle did it.

433
00:17:45,037 --> 00:17:46,879
The school called that day
and asked if I wanted

434
00:17:46,904 --> 00:17:48,338
to make a formal complaint,

435
00:17:48,372 --> 00:17:49,572
and I said to forget about it.

436
00:17:49,607 --> 00:17:51,241
- Stella...
- Yeah, I know the drill.

437
00:17:51,275 --> 00:17:52,709
You guys are gonna yell at each other.

438
00:17:52,743 --> 00:17:55,678
Let me know who wins.
Good night, Grandpa.

439
00:17:55,713 --> 00:17:57,914
Good night, honey. Sweet dreams.

440
00:17:57,948 --> 00:17:59,883
What the hell are you
gonna yell at me for?

441
00:17:59,917 --> 00:18:01,985
Because you knew about this
and you didn't tell me!

442
00:18:02,019 --> 00:18:04,487
Because you could have
protected me and you didn't!

443
00:18:04,522 --> 00:18:06,589
I was protecting you.

444
00:18:06,624 --> 00:18:08,758
If people knew you got
Kyle into trouble,

445
00:18:08,793 --> 00:18:11,027
you would have turned into that kid,

446
00:18:11,062 --> 00:18:13,663
and that kid gets beat up every day.

447
00:18:13,698 --> 00:18:16,132
So instead, I signed you
up for boxing lessons.

448
00:18:16,167 --> 00:18:19,536
Where I got beat up every day.

449
00:18:19,570 --> 00:18:22,505
But you stuck with it, and
you got big and strong.

450
00:18:22,540 --> 00:18:24,774
- So you're welcome.
- You want me to thank you?

451
00:18:24,809 --> 00:18:26,509
Because what I did made you stronger.

452
00:18:26,544 --> 00:18:29,345
But to get there you let me
feel humiliated and alone.

453
00:18:29,380 --> 00:18:30,680
Do you ever stop whining?

454
00:18:30,715 --> 00:18:32,082
Do you ever stop being a mean old prick?

455
00:18:32,116 --> 00:18:33,550
This is great!

456
00:18:33,584 --> 00:18:35,018
Not now, Martina.

457
00:18:35,052 --> 00:18:36,519
See how alike you two are?

458
00:18:36,554 --> 00:18:38,388
Don't say that!

459
00:18:39,924 --> 00:18:41,658
What's great is that
we're finally getting

460
00:18:41,692 --> 00:18:43,927
at the core issues.

461
00:18:43,961 --> 00:18:47,263
Honey, you want to pretend that
time in your life never existed,

462
00:18:47,298 --> 00:18:51,101
you want some apology that's
gonna make it all seem better,

463
00:18:51,135 --> 00:18:53,870
but the way to truly put it behind you

464
00:18:53,904 --> 00:18:56,473
is to embrace what that time taught you

465
00:18:56,507 --> 00:18:59,109
and love that scared
little boy inside you.

466
00:18:59,143 --> 00:19:00,477
I don't love that little boy.

467
00:19:00,511 --> 00:19:03,279
That's why there are no
pictures of that little boy.

468
00:19:05,616 --> 00:19:06,716
There is one.

469
00:19:08,819 --> 00:19:11,388
I've had it since you were 11.

470
00:19:11,422 --> 00:19:14,624
I keep it in my wallet.

471
00:19:14,658 --> 00:19:16,826
Why?

472
00:19:16,861 --> 00:19:18,995
Because I did love that little boy.

473
00:19:21,165 --> 00:19:22,465
Dad...

474
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:23,900
Look...

475
00:19:23,934 --> 00:19:25,935
maybe I made some mistakes,

476
00:19:25,970 --> 00:19:28,671
and what I did could have turned
out badly for a lot of kids,

477
00:19:28,706 --> 00:19:29,906
but not you!

478
00:19:29,940 --> 00:19:31,841
I mean, look how good you turned out.

479
00:19:31,876 --> 00:19:35,412
And that's on you.

480
00:19:35,446 --> 00:19:40,216
I guess in your... your own strange way,

481
00:19:40,251 --> 00:19:44,387
I know you were looking
out for me, so...

482
00:19:44,422 --> 00:19:46,356
All right, I accept your apology.

483
00:19:46,390 --> 00:19:48,425
I didn't apologize.

484
00:19:51,128 --> 00:19:52,529
Yes, you did.

485
00:19:55,332 --> 00:19:58,768
So you don't have to deny it anymore.

486
00:19:58,803 --> 00:20:00,270
You did it.

487
00:20:00,304 --> 00:20:03,640
I kind of did.

488
00:20:03,674 --> 00:20:05,642
Well, I'm a grown man,

489
00:20:05,676 --> 00:20:07,911
and revenge is ultimately unsatisfying,

490
00:20:07,945 --> 00:20:09,245
so I only ask one thing, Kyle.

491
00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:11,848
Buy me a beer.

492
00:20:11,882 --> 00:20:13,416
Happy to do it, buddy.

493
00:20:21,926 --> 00:20:24,194
You glued me to the chair, didn't you?

494
00:20:24,228 --> 00:20:26,963
- I kind of did.

495
00:20:28,866 --> 00:20:30,267
Revenge is ultimately unsatisfying,

496
00:20:30,301 --> 00:20:33,136
but it's still fun.

497
00:20:33,170 --> 00:20:36,172
You just lost yourself a
free beer, my friend!

498
00:20:38,008 --> 00:20:39,376
Today would have been a terrific day

499
00:20:39,410 --> 00:20:41,578
to wear underwear.

500
00:20:44,849 --> 00:20:47,684
All right, people, prepare
yourself for a show

501
00:20:47,718 --> 00:20:50,453
my last girlfriend called...

502
00:20:50,488 --> 00:20:52,055
adequate.

503
00:20:52,586 --> 00:20:55,664
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