1 00:00:06,909 --> 00:00:08,589 X1:114 X2:605 Y1:488 Y2:523 There's a strange man in my bedroom. 2 00:00:08,629 --> 00:00:10,786 X1:330 X2:389 Y1:488 Y2:523 No. 3 00:00:10,826 --> 00:00:12,744 X1:230 X2:489 Y1:488 Y2:523 Mum? I'm in town! 4 00:00:12,784 --> 00:00:16,760 X1:136 X2:581 Y1:452 Y2:523 No, go home! Go home right now. Darling you're breaking up. Mum! 5 00:00:19,897 --> 00:00:22,294 X1:218 X2:501 Y1:488 Y2:523 Right then, I'll be off. 6 00:00:22,334 --> 00:00:26,288 X1:198 X2:521 Y1:452 Y2:523 Unless. . .I dunno, you could come with me. 7 00:00:26,328 --> 00:00:28,540 X1:170 X2:613 Y1:488 Y2:523 Is it always this dangerous? Yeah. 8 00:01:00,773 --> 00:01:04,049 X1:178 X2:541 Y1:452 Y2:523 How long have I been gone? About 12 hours. 9 00:01:05,963 --> 00:01:09,761 X1:166 X2:551 Y1:452 Y2:523 Oh. . . ! Right, I won't be long. I just want to see my mum. 10 00:01:09,801 --> 00:01:14,035 X1:138 X2:581 Y1:416 Y2:523 What you gonna tell her? I dunno. That I've been to the year five billion and only been gone, what, 11 00:01:14,075 --> 00:01:19,071 X1:166 X2:553 Y1:452 Y2:523 12 hours? No, I'll just tell her I spent the night at Shereen's. 12 00:01:19,111 --> 00:01:20,908 X1:266 X2:453 Y1:488 Y2:523 See you later. 13 00:01:20,948 --> 00:01:22,842 X1:226 X2:493 Y1:488 Y2:523 Don't you disappear. 14 00:01:51,757 --> 00:01:55,870 X1:136 X2:581 Y1:452 Y2:523 I'm back! I was with Shereen. She got all upset again. . . Are you in? 15 00:01:55,910 --> 00:01:58,150 X1:216 X2:503 Y1:452 Y2:523 What's been goin' on? How've you been? 16 00:01:58,190 --> 00:02:03,349 X1:202 X2:515 Y1:416 Y2:523 What's that face for? It's not the first time I've stayed out all night. 17 00:02:10,299 --> 00:02:11,935 X1:302 X2:417 Y1:488 Y2:523 It's you. 18 00:02:11,975 --> 00:02:13,653 X1:260 X2:459 Y1:488 Y2:523 Course it's me. 19 00:02:13,693 --> 00:02:16,929 X1:132 X2:585 Y1:488 Y2:523 Oh, my God, it's you. Oh, my God. 20 00:02:26,398 --> 00:02:31,034 X1:144 X2:575 Y1:452 Y2:523 I-It's not 12 hours, it's 12 months. You've been gone a whole year. 21 00:02:31,074 --> 00:02:32,592 X1:314 X2:403 Y1:488 Y2:523 Sorry! 22 00:03:11,950 --> 00:03:16,469 X1:132 X2:587 Y1:344 Y2:415 The hours I sat here - days and weeks and months - all on my own! 23 00:03:16,509 --> 00:03:20,501 X1:136 X2:583 Y1:344 Y2:415 I thought you were dead, and where were you? "Travelling"! 24 00:03:20,541 --> 00:03:23,142 X1:132 X2:585 Y1:488 Y2:523 What the hell's it mean, travelling? 25 00:03:23,182 --> 00:03:26,935 X1:148 X2:571 Y1:452 Y2:523 That's no sort of answer! .You ask her, she won't tell me. 26 00:03:26,975 --> 00:03:28,693 X1:156 X2:563 Y1:488 Y2:523 That's all she says, "travelling". 27 00:03:28,733 --> 00:03:33,725 X1:148 X2:571 Y1:416 Y2:523 That's what I was doing. With your passport still in the drawer? It's just one lie after another! 28 00:03:33,765 --> 00:03:36,283 X1:166 X2:551 Y1:452 Y2:523 I meant to phone, I really did. I just. . . 29 00:03:36,323 --> 00:03:41,161 X1:130 X2:587 Y1:452 Y2:523 I forgot. For a year? You forgot for a year, and I'm left sitting here? ! 30 00:03:41,201 --> 00:03:45,354 X1:136 X2:581 Y1:452 Y2:523 I just don't believe you! Why won't you tell me where you've been? 31 00:03:45,394 --> 00:03:50,232 X1:142 X2:577 Y1:452 Y2:523 Actually, it's my fault. I sort of. . . employed Rose as my companion. 32 00:03:50,272 --> 00:03:54,145 X1:128 X2:589 Y1:452 Y2:523 When you say companion, is this a sexual relationship? No! No! 33 00:03:54,185 --> 00:03:58,943 X1:116 X2:601 Y1:452 Y2:523 Then what is it? Because you. . . ! You waltz in here, all charm and smiles, 34 00:03:58,983 --> 00:04:01,380 X1:144 X2:575 Y1:452 Y2:523 and the next thing I know, she vanishes off the face of the Earth! 35 00:04:01,420 --> 00:04:06,454 X1:116 X2:601 Y1:452 Y2:523 How old are you then, 40, 45? What, did you find her on the Internet, 36 00:04:06,494 --> 00:04:10,008 X1:130 X2:587 Y1:452 Y2:523 go online and pretend you're a doctor(? ) I am a doctor. Prove it. 37 00:04:10,048 --> 00:04:11,764 X1:286 X2:433 Y1:488 Y2:523 Stitch this. 38 00:04:11,804 --> 00:04:12,804 X1:328 X2:391 Y1:488 Y2:523 Ow! 39 00:04:12,844 --> 00:04:15,102 X1:302 X2:417 Y1:488 Y2:523 (Oh-h!) 40 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:21,436 X1:166 X2:553 Y1:452 Y2:523 Did you think about me at all? I did, all the time, but. . . 41 00:04:21,476 --> 00:04:25,736 X1:152 X2:567 Y1:452 Y2:523 One phone call. Just to know that you were alive. 42 00:04:27,591 --> 00:04:30,947 X1:218 X2:501 Y1:488 Y2:523 I'm sorry, I really am. 43 00:04:31,946 --> 00:04:36,220 X1:144 X2:575 Y1:452 Y2:523 But d'you know, what terrifies me is that you still can't say. 44 00:04:36,260 --> 00:04:43,023 X1:106 X2:613 Y1:416 Y2:523 What happened to you, Rose? What can be so bad that you can't tell me, sweetheart? Where were you? 45 00:04:48,926 --> 00:04:51,163 X1:078 X2:411 Y1:488 Y2:523 EMERGENCY SIRENS PASS 46 00:04:51,203 --> 00:04:54,881 X1:238 X2:479 Y1:452 Y2:523 I can't tell her. I can't even begin. 47 00:04:54,921 --> 00:05:00,915 X1:138 X2:581 Y1:416 Y2:523 She's never going to forgive me. And I missed a year. Was it good? Middling. You're so useless. 48 00:05:00,955 --> 00:05:06,589 X1:108 X2:609 Y1:452 Y2:523 Well, if it's this much trouble, are you gonna stay here now? I dunno. 49 00:05:06,629 --> 00:05:10,150 X1:140 X2:579 Y1:452 Y2:523 Can't do that to her again, though. Well, she's not coming with us. 50 00:05:11,385 --> 00:05:13,983 X1:160 X2:559 Y1:488 Y2:523 No chance! I don't do families. 51 00:05:14,023 --> 00:05:19,536 X1:128 X2:591 Y1:416 Y2:523 She slapped you! 900 years of time and space - I've never been slapped by someone's mother. Your face. 52 00:05:19,576 --> 00:05:22,653 X1:212 X2:505 Y1:488 Y2:523 It hurt! You're so gay! 53 00:05:22,693 --> 00:05:25,487 X1:186 X2:533 Y1:488 Y2:523 When you say 900 years. . . 54 00:05:25,527 --> 00:05:28,005 X1:120 X2:599 Y1:488 Y2:523 That's my age. You're 900 years old. 55 00:05:28,045 --> 00:05:29,285 X1:316 X2:403 Y1:488 Y2:523 Yeah. 56 00:05:29,325 --> 00:05:33,585 X1:166 X2:553 Y1:452 Y2:523 My mum was right. That is one hell of an age gap. 57 00:05:36,716 --> 00:05:40,591 X1:188 X2:529 Y1:452 Y2:523 Every conversation with you just goes mental. 58 00:05:40,631 --> 00:05:44,546 X1:148 X2:571 Y1:452 Y2:523 There's no-one else I can talk to! I've seen all that stuff, up there, 59 00:05:44,586 --> 00:05:50,184 X1:164 X2:555 Y1:416 Y2:523 the size of it, and I can't say a word. Aliens and spaceships and things. . . 60 00:05:50,224 --> 00:05:54,697 X1:138 X2:581 Y1:452 Y2:523 and I'm the only person on planet Earth who knows they exist. 61 00:05:54,737 --> 00:05:57,643 X1:078 X2:255 Y1:488 Y2:523 PAAAAAARP! 62 00:06:39,108 --> 00:06:41,281 X1:078 X2:289 Y1:488 Y2:523 BIG BEN BONGS 63 00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:59,328 X1:210 X2:509 Y1:488 Y2:523 Oh, that's just not fair. 64 00:07:03,245 --> 00:07:07,920 X1:078 X2:443 Y1:452 Y2:523 HORNS BEEP EMERGENCY SIRENS WHOOP 65 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:11,071 X1:078 X2:499 Y1:452 Y2:523 WOMAN: OK! Keep your hair on! It's not MY fault! 66 00:07:15,670 --> 00:07:17,708 X1:246 X2:471 Y1:488 Y2:523 Ah, just my luck. 67 00:07:17,748 --> 00:07:20,370 X1:122 X2:595 Y1:488 Y2:523 Stay BACK, please. Back, thank you. 68 00:07:23,182 --> 00:07:25,218 X1:256 X2:463 Y1:488 Y2:523 It's blocked off! 69 00:07:25,258 --> 00:07:29,094 X1:174 X2:545 Y1:452 Y2:523 We're miles from the centre. The city must be gridlocked. 70 00:07:29,134 --> 00:07:31,053 X1:214 X2:505 Y1:452 Y2:523 The whole of London must be closing down. 71 00:07:31,093 --> 00:07:36,687 X1:122 X2:595 Y1:416 Y2:523 I know! I can't believe I'm here to see this. This is fantastic! Did you know this was gonna happen? Nope! 72 00:07:36,727 --> 00:07:40,523 X1:138 X2:581 Y1:452 Y2:523 D'you recognise the ship? Nope! D'you know why it crashed? Nope! 73 00:07:40,563 --> 00:07:45,721 X1:134 X2:583 Y1:416 Y2:523 So glad I've got you(!) Bet you are! This is why I travel, Rose. History happening right in front of us! 74 00:07:45,761 --> 00:07:51,234 X1:140 X2:579 Y1:416 Y2:523 Well, let's go and see it. Never mind the traffic, we've got the Tardis. Hmm. Better not. 75 00:07:51,274 --> 00:07:55,706 X1:126 X2:593 Y1:416 Y2:523 With one spaceship in the middle of London, I don't wanna shove another on top. Yeah. . . 76 00:07:55,746 --> 00:07:59,183 X1:120 X2:599 Y1:452 Y2:523 but yours looks like a big blue box. No-one'd notice. You'd be surprised. 77 00:07:59,223 --> 00:08:04,220 X1:134 X2:583 Y1:416 Y2:523 Emergency like this, all kinds of people will be watching. Trust me, the Tardis stays where it is. 78 00:08:04,260 --> 00:08:09,253 X1:128 X2:591 Y1:416 Y2:523 So history is happening, and we're stuck here. Yes, we are. . .This has gotta be Ken Livingstone, innit. . . ? 79 00:08:09,293 --> 00:08:11,710 X1:108 X2:609 Y1:488 Y2:523 We COULD do what everyone else does. 80 00:08:13,411 --> 00:08:15,538 X1:258 X2:461 Y1:488 Y2:523 Watch it on TV. 81 00:08:17,885 --> 00:08:22,759 X1:166 X2:553 Y1:344 Y2:415 'Big Ben destroyed as a UFO crash-lands in central London. 82 00:08:22,799 --> 00:08:26,596 X1:144 X2:575 Y1:344 Y2:415 'Police reinforcements are drafted in from across the country 83 00:08:26,636 --> 00:08:30,587 X1:174 X2:543 Y1:344 Y2:415 'to control widespread panic, looting and civil disturbance. 84 00:08:30,627 --> 00:08:35,103 X1:156 X2:563 Y1:344 Y2:451 'A state of national emergency has been declared. Tom Hitchinson is at the scene.' 85 00:08:35,143 --> 00:08:39,141 X1:140 X2:579 Y1:344 Y2:415 The police urge the public not to panic. Here's the helpline number 86 00:08:39,181 --> 00:08:42,827 X1:208 X2:511 Y1:344 Y2:415 if you're worried about friends or family. 87 00:08:43,976 --> 00:08:47,132 X1:162 X2:555 Y1:452 Y2:523 The military are on the lookout for more spaceships 88 00:08:47,172 --> 00:08:50,889 X1:162 X2:557 Y1:452 Y2:523 so all flights in North American airspace have been grounded. 89 00:08:50,929 --> 00:08:53,806 X1:180 X2:539 Y1:344 Y2:415 The army are sending divers into the wreck 90 00:08:53,846 --> 00:08:56,403 X1:190 X2:529 Y1:452 Y2:523 no-one knows what they're going to find. 91 00:08:56,443 --> 00:08:59,601 X1:192 X2:527 Y1:452 Y2:523 The President will address the nation live, 92 00:08:59,641 --> 00:09:03,675 X1:132 X2:587 Y1:452 Y2:523 but the Secretary General has asked that people watch the skies. 93 00:09:03,715 --> 00:09:09,428 X1:114 X2:605 Y1:416 Y2:523 I've got no choice! . .Broke your mother's heart. . . ! Make him welcome or risk never seeing you again. 94 00:09:09,468 --> 00:09:12,983 X1:150 X2:567 Y1:452 Y2:523 .And I cradled her like a child. . . Oi! I'm trying to listen! 95 00:09:13,023 --> 00:09:14,063 X1:238 X2:481 Y1:380 Y2:415 .Just coming in. . . 96 00:09:14,103 --> 00:09:17,180 X1:112 X2:607 Y1:488 Y2:523 And we go to Tom at the Embankment. 97 00:09:17,220 --> 00:09:18,698 X1:218 X2:501 Y1:344 Y2:379 They've found a body. 98 00:09:18,738 --> 00:09:22,734 X1:124 X2:595 Y1:452 Y2:523 It's unconfirmed but I'm being told a body's been found in the wreckage, 99 00:09:22,774 --> 00:09:25,771 X1:150 X2:569 Y1:488 Y2:523 a body of non-terrestrial origins. 100 00:09:25,811 --> 00:09:27,864 X1:194 X2:525 Y1:488 Y2:523 It's being brought ashore. 101 00:09:29,728 --> 00:09:34,762 X1:168 X2:549 Y1:452 Y2:523 'A body has been found inside the wreckage of a spacecraft.' 102 00:09:34,802 --> 00:09:37,119 X1:114 X2:603 Y1:488 Y2:523 Guess who asked me out? Billy Croot! 103 00:09:37,159 --> 00:09:42,275 X1:142 X2:577 Y1:452 Y2:523 'Unconfirmed reports say the body IS of extra-terrestrial origin. 104 00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:46,707 X1:148 X2:571 Y1:452 Y2:523 'An extraordinary event unfolding live in Central London. 105 00:09:46,747 --> 00:09:52,780 X1:122 X2:597 Y1:416 Y2:523 'The body is being transferred to a secure-unit mortuary, whereabouts as yet unknown. Roads in. . .' 106 00:09:52,820 --> 00:09:57,858 X1:134 X2:585 Y1:416 Y2:523 'And when you've stuck your fins on you can cover the whole lot in butter-cream. 107 00:09:57,898 --> 00:10:01,255 X1:192 X2:527 Y1:452 Y2:523 'Ooh look at that! Ice it any colour you want. 108 00:10:01,295 --> 00:10:03,493 X1:150 X2:567 Y1:380 Y2:415 'And here's one I made earlier. . . 109 00:10:03,533 --> 00:10:06,169 X1:156 X2:563 Y1:452 Y2:523 'And look at that, your very own spaceship, ready to eat. 110 00:10:06,209 --> 00:10:07,926 X1:134 X2:585 Y1:488 Y2:523 'And for something extra special. . .' 111 00:10:07,966 --> 00:10:10,163 X1:236 X2:483 Y1:344 Y2:379 '. .Albion Hospital.' 112 00:10:10,203 --> 00:10:14,720 X1:116 X2:603 Y1:452 Y2:523 We still don't know if it's alive or dead. Whitehall's denying everything. 113 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:20,554 X1:126 X2:593 Y1:416 Y2:523 But the body has been brought here, Albion Hospital. With roads closed, it's the closest to the river. . .' 114 00:10:20,594 --> 00:10:22,109 X1:300 X2:419 Y1:488 Y2:523 (Go on!) 115 00:10:22,149 --> 00:10:27,025 X1:128 X2:591 Y1:452 Y2:523 I'm being told that's General Asquith now entering the hospital. 116 00:10:27,065 --> 00:10:29,892 X1:078 X2:285 Y1:488 Y2:523 SIREN WHOOPS 117 00:10:33,738 --> 00:10:37,973 X1:142 X2:577 Y1:416 Y2:487 The building's evacuated, patients moved out onto the streets. 118 00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:44,117 X1:172 X2:547 Y1:416 Y2:523 the police still won't confirm the presence of an alien body contained inside those walls. 119 00:10:57,711 --> 00:11:00,293 X1:206 X2:513 Y1:488 Y2:523 Let's have a look, then. 120 00:11:05,264 --> 00:11:06,993 X1:288 X2:431 Y1:488 Y2:523 Good God! 121 00:11:08,224 --> 00:11:10,538 X1:254 X2:465 Y1:488 Y2:523 And that's real? 122 00:11:10,578 --> 00:11:14,374 X1:146 X2:573 Y1:452 Y2:523 It's not a hoax or a dummy, or. . ? I've x-rayed the skull. 123 00:11:14,414 --> 00:11:20,108 X1:142 X2:577 Y1:416 Y2:523 It's wired up inside like nothing I've ever seen before. No-one could make this up. 124 00:11:21,008 --> 00:11:23,246 X1:146 X2:573 Y1:488 Y2:523 We've got experts being flown in. 125 00:11:23,286 --> 00:11:27,262 X1:224 X2:495 Y1:452 Y2:523 Until they arrive, get that out of sight. 126 00:11:39,229 --> 00:11:45,103 X1:140 X2:579 Y1:416 Y2:523 Excuse me, sir. I know it's a state of emergency and there's a lot of rumour flying around, but. . . 127 00:11:45,143 --> 00:11:48,584 X1:170 X2:549 Y1:452 Y2:523 is it true what they're saying? About the Prime Minister? 128 00:12:00,648 --> 00:12:06,042 X1:124 X2:595 Y1:416 Y2:523 Mystery surrounds the whereabouts of the Prime Minister. He's not been seen since the emergency began. 129 00:12:06,082 --> 00:12:09,773 X1:146 X2:573 Y1:452 Y2:523 The opposition are criticising his lack of leadership. . . Hold on. 130 00:12:13,273 --> 00:12:17,106 X1:200 X2:519 Y1:452 Y2:523 Oh, that's Joseph Green, MP for Hartley Dale. 131 00:12:17,146 --> 00:12:23,140 X1:110 X2:607 Y1:416 Y2:523 He's Chairman of the Parliamentary Commission on the Monitoring of Sugar Standards in Exported Confectionery. 132 00:12:23,180 --> 00:12:26,658 X1:120 X2:597 Y1:452 Y2:523 With respect, hardly the most important person right now. 133 00:12:26,698 --> 00:12:32,732 X1:142 X2:577 Y1:416 Y2:523 Indra Ganesh, sir, Junior Secretary with the MOD. I'll be your liaison. Where the hell is he? 134 00:12:32,772 --> 00:12:36,566 X1:140 X2:577 Y1:452 Y2:523 If we could talk in private, sir? Follow me upstairs. Excuse me. . . 135 00:12:36,606 --> 00:12:42,483 X1:130 X2:587 Y1:416 Y2:523 Harriet Jones, MP for Flydale North. I'm sorry, can't it wait? But I did have an appointment at 3.15. Yes. 136 00:12:42,523 --> 00:12:47,523 X1:130 X2:589 Y1:416 Y2:523 Then a spaceship crashed in the middle of London. I think the schedule might have changed(!) 137 00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:54,949 X1:144 X2:575 Y1:416 Y2:523 You've heard about the body, sir? Never mind that. Where is he? Where's the Prime Minister? 138 00:12:54,989 --> 00:12:58,502 X1:144 X2:575 Y1:452 Y2:523 No-one knows, he's disappeared. I have to inform you, 139 00:12:58,542 --> 00:13:03,540 X1:120 X2:597 Y1:416 Y2:523 with the city gridlocked and the Cabinet stranded outside London, you become Acting Prime Minister. Now. 140 00:13:03,580 --> 00:13:06,296 X1:078 X2:511 Y1:452 Y2:523 Oh, Lord! Oh, hold on. PHRRRRT! 141 00:13:06,336 --> 00:13:09,936 X1:118 X2:601 Y1:452 Y2:523 Pardon me. I-It's a nervous stomach. Anyway. . . ! 142 00:13:14,447 --> 00:13:18,846 X1:154 X2:565 Y1:452 Y2:523 Margaret Blaine, she's with MI5 There's no more information sir. 143 00:13:18,886 --> 00:13:24,278 X1:132 X2:587 Y1:416 Y2:523 I personally escorted the PM from the Cabinet Room to his car. This is Oliver Charles, Transport Liaison. 144 00:13:24,318 --> 00:13:29,910 X1:142 X2:577 Y1:416 Y2:523 The car's disappeared. There's no record of it, sir. Literally vanished. Right - inside, 145 00:13:29,950 --> 00:13:33,186 X1:172 X2:547 Y1:488 Y2:523 tell me everything. Er, sir. . . 146 00:13:34,307 --> 00:13:40,338 X1:142 X2:577 Y1:416 Y2:523 Emergency protocols. The actions to be taken by the Government in the event of an alien incursion. 147 00:13:40,378 --> 00:13:41,898 X1:270 X2:449 Y1:488 Y2:523 Right. Good. 148 00:13:41,938 --> 00:13:43,218 X1:304 X2:613 Y1:452 Y2:523 PHRRRT! Blimey! 149 00:13:43,258 --> 00:13:44,698 X1:280 X2:439 Y1:488 Y2:523 Pardon me. 150 00:13:44,738 --> 00:13:46,871 X1:248 X2:471 Y1:488 Y2:523 Get to work, eh? 151 00:14:22,416 --> 00:14:25,078 X1:078 X2:235 Y1:488 Y2:523 DOGS BARK 152 00:14:30,127 --> 00:14:36,482 X1:128 X2:591 Y1:416 Y2:523 And where d'you think you're going? Nowhere. It's. . .just a bit human in there for me. 153 00:14:36,522 --> 00:14:41,792 X1:112 X2:607 Y1:416 Y2:523 History's happened. They're talking about where to buy dodgy top-up cards half-price. I'm only off on a wander. 154 00:14:41,832 --> 00:14:47,027 X1:122 X2:597 Y1:416 Y2:523 Right. A spaceship on the Thames, and you're just wandering(? ) Nothing to do with me! It's not an invasion. 155 00:14:47,067 --> 00:14:53,180 X1:136 X2:583 Y1:416 Y2:523 That was a genuine crash-landing. Angle of descent, colour of smoke, everything. It was perfect. So? 156 00:14:53,220 --> 00:14:58,298 X1:146 X2:573 Y1:416 Y2:523 So maybe this is it. First contact. The day mankind officially comes into contact with an alien race. 157 00:14:58,338 --> 00:15:03,171 X1:124 X2:595 Y1:416 Y2:523 I'm not interfering. You've GOT to handle this on your own. And the human race finally grows up! 158 00:15:03,211 --> 00:15:09,086 X1:134 X2:585 Y1:416 Y2:523 Just this morning, you were all tiny and small and made of clay! Now you can expand! 159 00:15:09,126 --> 00:15:15,104 X1:120 X2:599 Y1:416 Y2:523 You don't need me. Go and celebrate history. Spend time with your mum. Promise you won't disappear. 160 00:15:18,594 --> 00:15:20,310 X1:266 X2:453 Y1:488 Y2:523 Tell you what. 161 00:15:20,350 --> 00:15:24,986 X1:126 X2:593 Y1:452 Y2:523 Tardis key. About time you had one. See you later. 162 00:15:27,626 --> 00:15:29,844 X1:114 X2:349 Y1:488 Y2:523 MUSIC STARTS UP 163 00:15:33,737 --> 00:15:36,365 X1:322 X2:613 Y1:488 Y2:523 MUSIC AND LAUGHTER 164 00:15:41,331 --> 00:15:45,017 X1:170 X2:549 Y1:452 Y2:523 WOMAN: Oi, gorgeous, come back and join the party! 165 00:15:58,193 --> 00:15:59,433 X1:274 X2:445 Y1:488 Y2:523 Oh, my God! 166 00:16:27,363 --> 00:16:29,400 X1:280 X2:439 Y1:488 Y2:523 Oi! Doctor! 167 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:30,674 X1:296 X2:423 Y1:488 Y2:523 DOCTOR! 168 00:17:21,223 --> 00:17:23,821 X1:130 X2:589 Y1:488 Y2:523 I bet no-one's brought you a coffee. 169 00:17:23,861 --> 00:17:26,177 X1:218 X2:501 Y1:488 Y2:523 Thank you. Pleasure. 170 00:17:26,217 --> 00:17:28,615 X1:230 X2:489 Y1:488 Y2:523 You still can't go in. 171 00:17:28,655 --> 00:17:32,012 X1:184 X2:535 Y1:452 Y2:523 Damn, you've seen through my cunning plan. 172 00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:36,649 X1:156 X2:563 Y1:452 Y2:523 Look, I'm sorry, it's impossible. Not even for two minutes? 173 00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:40,722 X1:200 X2:519 Y1:452 Y2:523 I don't get many chances to walk these corridors, 174 00:17:40,762 --> 00:17:43,480 X1:166 X2:553 Y1:452 Y2:523 I'm hardly one of the "babes", just a faithful backbencher. 175 00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:48,594 X1:144 X2:575 Y1:416 Y2:523 And I know we've had a brave new world land right on our doorstep, and that's wonderful. 176 00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:53,267 X1:136 X2:583 Y1:416 Y2:523 I think that's. . .probably wonderful, nevertheless, ordinary life keeps ticking away. 177 00:17:53,307 --> 00:17:55,815 X1:190 X2:529 Y1:488 Y2:523 I need to enter this paper. 178 00:17:56,785 --> 00:18:03,060 X1:158 X2:561 Y1:416 Y2:523 Oh, Mr Green sir, I know you're busy, but could you put this on the next Cabinet agenda? 179 00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:06,574 X1:166 X2:553 Y1:452 Y2:523 What is it? Cottage hospitals. I've worked out a system 180 00:18:06,614 --> 00:18:10,334 X1:124 X2:595 Y1:452 Y2:523 where cottage hospitals need not be excluded from Centres of Excellence. 181 00:18:10,374 --> 00:18:14,087 X1:130 X2:589 Y1:452 Y2:523 You see, my mother's in the Flydale Infirmary, that's my constituency, 182 00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:18,045 X1:138 X2:581 Y1:452 Y2:523 tiny little place, you wouldn't know it - but it. . . By all the saints, 183 00:18:18,085 --> 00:18:21,685 X1:162 X2:557 Y1:452 Y2:523 get some perspective, woman! I'm busy! 184 00:19:32,564 --> 00:19:35,636 X1:078 X2:375 Y1:488 Y2:523 DISTANT THUD ECHOES 185 00:19:39,196 --> 00:19:41,573 X1:078 X2:267 Y1:488 Y2:523 LOUDER THUD 186 00:19:45,270 --> 00:19:47,158 X1:078 X2:287 Y1:488 Y2:523 ANOTHER THUD 187 00:19:52,144 --> 00:19:54,601 X1:078 X2:433 Y1:488 Y2:523 THUD AND METALLIC CLANK 188 00:20:00,135 --> 00:20:02,877 X1:078 X2:431 Y1:488 Y2:523 REGULAR THUDS CONTINUE 189 00:20:16,197 --> 00:20:18,415 X1:078 X2:403 Y1:452 Y2:523 LOUD WHIRR Shhh! 190 00:20:20,031 --> 00:20:22,408 X1:324 X2:601 Y1:488 Y2:523 THUDS AND CRASHES 191 00:20:25,068 --> 00:20:27,525 X1:078 X2:407 Y1:488 Y2:523 THUMPS BECOME FASTER 192 00:20:43,647 --> 00:20:46,925 X1:078 X2:323 Y1:488 Y2:523 CHAT AND BANTER 193 00:20:46,965 --> 00:20:48,722 X1:078 X2:313 Y1:488 Y2:523 THEY FALL SILENT 194 00:20:57,750 --> 00:21:00,867 X1:350 X2:601 Y1:488 Y2:523 THUDS AND BANGS 195 00:21:14,136 --> 00:21:15,812 X1:078 X2:265 Y1:488 Y2:523 SHE SCREAMS 196 00:21:15,852 --> 00:21:20,693 X1:078 X2:613 Y1:452 Y2:523 SCREAM AUDIBLE Defence plan delta! Come on, MOVE! 197 00:21:31,357 --> 00:21:35,790 X1:144 X2:575 Y1:452 Y2:523 It's alive. Spread out, tell the perimeter it's a lockdown. 198 00:21:35,830 --> 00:21:37,828 X1:192 X2:527 Y1:488 Y2:523 Oh, my God it's still alive! 199 00:21:37,868 --> 00:21:39,227 X1:318 X2:401 Y1:488 Y2:523 Do it! 200 00:21:43,622 --> 00:21:45,920 X1:152 X2:567 Y1:488 Y2:523 Mick! Terry! Side rooms! Now! 201 00:21:46,902 --> 00:21:48,346 X1:316 X2:403 Y1:488 Y2:523 Clear! 202 00:21:51,536 --> 00:21:53,653 X1:166 X2:551 Y1:488 Y2:523 Clear! Keep it moving! Clear! 203 00:21:53,693 --> 00:21:55,826 X1:212 X2:505 Y1:488 Y2:523 I swear, it was dead. . . 204 00:21:56,009 --> 00:21:59,728 X1:116 X2:603 Y1:452 Y2:523 Coma, shock, hibernation, anything. . . What does it look like? 205 00:21:59,768 --> 00:22:01,723 X1:078 X2:287 Y1:488 Y2:523 METALLIC CLINK 206 00:22:01,763 --> 00:22:04,260 X1:268 X2:449 Y1:488 Y2:523 It's still here. 207 00:22:18,467 --> 00:22:20,515 X1:078 X2:267 Y1:488 Y2:523 METAL CLINKS 208 00:22:35,368 --> 00:22:37,286 X1:078 X2:223 Y1:488 Y2:523 IT GRUNTS 209 00:22:37,326 --> 00:22:39,765 X1:314 X2:405 Y1:488 Y2:523 Hello. 210 00:22:39,805 --> 00:22:41,799 X1:078 X2:265 Y1:488 Y2:523 LOUD SQUEAL 211 00:22:41,839 --> 00:22:44,506 X1:276 X2:443 Y1:488 Y2:523 Don't shoot! 212 00:22:46,354 --> 00:22:49,346 X1:078 X2:305 Y1:488 Y2:523 LOUD SCREECHES 213 00:22:59,102 --> 00:23:02,344 X1:196 X2:523 Y1:452 Y2:523 What did you do that for? It was scared! 214 00:23:05,096 --> 00:23:06,939 X1:266 X2:451 Y1:488 Y2:523 It was scared! 215 00:23:08,853 --> 00:23:11,765 X1:078 X2:251 Y1:488 Y2:523 SOFT GROAN 216 00:23:14,766 --> 00:23:19,438 X1:100 X2:613 Y1:416 Y2:523 MAN OUTSIDE: . .I have the White House phoning me direct because Downing Street won't answer their calls! 217 00:23:19,478 --> 00:23:24,833 X1:128 X2:589 Y1:416 Y2:523 this is outrageous! We haven't even started the vaccination programme. This is appalling! 218 00:23:24,873 --> 00:23:30,029 X1:126 X2:593 Y1:416 Y2:523 The nations of the world are watching the United Kingdom. Well, it HAS all been a bit of a shock. 219 00:23:30,069 --> 00:23:33,824 X1:146 X2:573 Y1:452 Y2:523 It's the greatest crisis in modern history, and you've done nothing. 220 00:23:33,864 --> 00:23:38,580 X1:126 X2:593 Y1:416 Y2:523 Your behaviour's been shameful, sir! You're supposed to be in charge. We need leadership. 221 00:23:38,620 --> 00:23:40,618 X1:168 X2:549 Y1:488 Y2:523 The capital's ground to a halt. 222 00:23:40,658 --> 00:23:45,855 X1:130 X2:587 Y1:416 Y2:523 Furthermore, we can only assume the PM's disappearance is the direct result of hostile alien action, 223 00:23:45,895 --> 00:23:49,212 X1:112 X2:607 Y1:452 Y2:523 and what've you been doing? Nothing! Sorry. . . 224 00:23:49,252 --> 00:23:51,368 X1:224 X2:495 Y1:488 Y2:523 Sorry, ah. . .I thought 225 00:23:51,408 --> 00:23:53,845 X1:192 X2:525 Y1:488 Y2:523 I was Prime Minister now. 226 00:23:53,885 --> 00:23:58,037 X1:194 X2:523 Y1:452 Y2:523 Only by default! Oh-h-h, that's not fair(!) 227 00:23:58,077 --> 00:24:01,793 X1:192 X2:527 Y1:452 Y2:523 I've been having such fun. You think this is fun? 228 00:24:01,833 --> 00:24:03,791 X1:230 X2:489 Y1:488 Y2:523 It's a hoot, this job. 229 00:24:03,831 --> 00:24:05,870 X1:226 X2:493 Y1:488 Y2:523 Honestly, it's super! 230 00:24:05,910 --> 00:24:08,387 X1:254 X2:613 Y1:452 Y2:523 PHRRRT! Oh! 'Scuse me. 231 00:24:08,427 --> 00:24:09,661 X1:078 X2:203 Y1:488 Y2:523 PHRRRT! 232 00:24:11,147 --> 00:24:14,743 X1:078 X2:505 Y1:452 Y2:523 PHRRRT! What's going on here? 233 00:24:14,783 --> 00:24:21,096 X1:120 X2:599 Y1:416 Y2:523 Where's the rest of the Cabinet? Why haven't they been airlifted in? I cancelled it. They'd get in the way. 234 00:24:21,136 --> 00:24:23,133 X1:078 X2:473 Y1:452 Y2:523 PHRRRT! Oops, there I go. 235 00:24:23,173 --> 00:24:26,731 X1:078 X2:613 Y1:416 Y2:523 PHRRRT! PHRRRT! PHRRRT-SQUEAK! Ooh! And me! 236 00:24:26,771 --> 00:24:28,131 X1:078 X2:251 Y1:488 Y2:523 THEY GIGGLE 237 00:24:28,171 --> 00:24:30,967 X1:078 X2:515 Y1:452 Y2:523 I'M. . .shaking my booty. PHRRRT! 238 00:24:31,007 --> 00:24:33,161 X1:078 X2:389 Y1:452 Y2:523 PHRRRT! Sir! 239 00:24:33,201 --> 00:24:38,435 X1:146 X2:573 Y1:416 Y2:523 Under Section 5 of the emergency protocols, it is my duty to relieve you of command. 240 00:24:38,475 --> 00:24:43,432 X1:158 X2:561 Y1:452 Y2:523 And by God, I'll put this country under martial law if I have to. 241 00:24:43,472 --> 00:24:45,909 X1:242 X2:475 Y1:488 Y2:523 Ooh I'm scared(!) 242 00:24:45,949 --> 00:24:48,306 X1:294 X2:425 Y1:488 Y2:523 I mean. . . 243 00:24:48,346 --> 00:24:50,783 X1:236 X2:481 Y1:488 Y2:523 that's hair-raising. 244 00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:54,180 X1:248 X2:471 Y1:488 Y2:523 I mean, literally. 245 00:24:54,220 --> 00:24:55,249 X1:318 X2:401 Y1:488 Y2:523 Look. 246 00:25:01,971 --> 00:25:04,474 X1:078 X2:341 Y1:488 Y2:523 THE OTHERS GIGGLE 247 00:25:09,762 --> 00:25:11,522 X1:078 X2:247 Y1:488 Y2:523 THEY LAUGH 248 00:25:11,562 --> 00:25:14,184 X1:078 X2:531 Y1:488 Y2:523 SQUELCHY GURGLES AND CRACKLES 249 00:25:22,631 --> 00:25:24,679 X1:078 X2:249 Y1:488 Y2:523 HE SCREAMS 250 00:25:27,466 --> 00:25:30,779 X1:168 X2:551 Y1:452 Y2:523 I just assumed that's what aliens looked like. 251 00:25:30,819 --> 00:25:34,935 X1:138 X2:581 Y1:452 Y2:523 You're saying it's an ordinary pig, from Earth? More like a mermaid. 252 00:25:34,975 --> 00:25:40,609 X1:130 X2:589 Y1:416 Y2:523 Victorian showmen used to draw the crowds by gluing the skull of a cat to a fish, then calling it a mermaid. 253 00:25:40,649 --> 00:25:45,484 X1:142 X2:577 Y1:452 Y2:523 Now someone's taken a pig, opened up its brain, stuck bits on. 254 00:25:45,524 --> 00:25:49,038 X1:144 X2:575 Y1:452 Y2:523 Then they strapped it in that ship, made it dive-bomb, 255 00:25:49,078 --> 00:25:50,717 X1:198 X2:521 Y1:488 Y2:523 it must've been terrified. 256 00:25:50,757 --> 00:25:54,515 X1:196 X2:523 Y1:452 Y2:523 They've taken this animal and turned it into a joke. 257 00:25:54,555 --> 00:25:58,830 X1:198 X2:519 Y1:452 Y2:523 So it's a fake, a pretend, like the mermaid. 258 00:25:58,870 --> 00:26:03,387 X1:140 X2:577 Y1:452 Y2:523 But the technology augmenting its brain, it's like nothing on Earth. 259 00:26:03,427 --> 00:26:06,624 X1:200 X2:517 Y1:452 Y2:523 It's alien. Aliens are faking aliens? 260 00:26:06,664 --> 00:26:08,262 X1:230 X2:489 Y1:488 Y2:523 Why would they. . . ? 261 00:26:10,257 --> 00:26:11,781 X1:304 X2:415 Y1:488 Y2:523 Doctor? 262 00:26:17,412 --> 00:26:18,925 X1:304 X2:415 Y1:488 Y2:523 Doctor? 263 00:26:19,648 --> 00:26:22,390 X1:078 X2:455 Y1:488 Y2:523 TARDIS GRINDS AND GROANS 264 00:26:26,998 --> 00:26:30,604 X1:210 X2:509 Y1:452 Y2:523 Here's to the Martians! The Martians! 265 00:26:36,471 --> 00:26:40,865 X1:138 X2:581 Y1:452 Y2:523 I was gonna come and see ya. Someone owes Mickey an apology. 266 00:26:40,905 --> 00:26:43,462 X1:232 X2:487 Y1:488 Y2:523 I'm sorry. Not you. 267 00:26:43,502 --> 00:26:47,637 X1:158 X2:561 Y1:452 Y2:523 Well, it's not my fault. Be fair, what was I supposed to think? 268 00:26:49,616 --> 00:26:55,614 X1:128 X2:591 Y1:416 Y2:523 You disappear, who do they turn to? Your boyfriend. Five times I was taken in for questioning. Five! 269 00:26:55,654 --> 00:27:01,444 X1:142 X2:577 Y1:416 Y2:523 No evidence. Couldn't be, could there? And HER whispering round the estate, pointing the finger. 270 00:27:01,484 --> 00:27:06,916 X1:126 X2:593 Y1:416 Y2:523 Stuff through my letterbox - all cos of you. I didn't think I'd be gone so long. And I waited for you, Rose! 271 00:27:06,956 --> 00:27:13,270 X1:118 X2:601 Y1:416 Y2:523 12 months, waiting for you and the doctor to come back. You knew about the doctor? Why didn't you tell me? 272 00:27:13,310 --> 00:27:18,744 X1:158 X2:559 Y1:416 Y2:523 Yeah, why not, Rose? How could I tell her where you went? Tell me now! 273 00:27:18,784 --> 00:27:24,978 X1:132 X2:587 Y1:416 Y2:523 I might as well, cos you're stuck here. The doctor's gone. Just now, that box thing just faded away. 274 00:27:25,018 --> 00:27:29,244 X1:128 X2:591 Y1:452 Y2:523 What d'you mean? He's left you. Some boyfriend he turned out to be. 275 00:27:36,165 --> 00:27:41,440 X1:114 X2:605 Y1:416 Y2:523 He wouldn't just go. He promised me. Aw, he's dumped you, Rose, sailed off into space. How does it feel? 276 00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:46,912 X1:140 X2:577 Y1:416 Y2:523 Huh? Now you are left behind with the rest of us earthlings. Get used to it! But he would've said. 277 00:27:46,952 --> 00:27:52,827 X1:128 X2:591 Y1:416 Y2:523 What are you two chimps on about? What's going on? What's this doctor done now? Huh! He's vamoosed! 278 00:27:52,867 --> 00:27:55,426 X1:160 X2:559 Y1:488 Y2:523 He's not! Cos he gave me this. 279 00:27:55,466 --> 00:27:58,345 X1:160 X2:559 Y1:452 Y2:523 He's not my boyfriend, Mickey, he's better than that. 280 00:27:58,385 --> 00:28:01,052 X1:116 X2:603 Y1:488 Y2:523 He's much more important. And he. . . 281 00:28:08,332 --> 00:28:09,970 X1:296 X2:423 Y1:488 Y2:523 I said so! 282 00:28:10,010 --> 00:28:12,169 X1:202 X2:517 Y1:488 Y2:523 Mum! Mum! Go inside! 283 00:28:12,209 --> 00:28:14,564 X1:130 X2:589 Y1:488 Y2:523 Don't stand there! Go inside, Mum! 284 00:28:14,604 --> 00:28:16,862 X1:278 X2:441 Y1:488 Y2:523 Oh, blimey. 285 00:28:25,555 --> 00:28:28,012 X1:196 X2:523 Y1:488 Y2:523 How'd you do that, then? 286 00:28:32,026 --> 00:28:37,740 X1:146 X2:573 Y1:416 Y2:523 OK, so I lied. I went for a look. The whole crash-landing's a fake. I thought so - just too perfect. 287 00:28:37,780 --> 00:28:42,297 X1:128 X2:591 Y1:416 Y2:523 I mean, hitting Big Ben, come on! So I thought, "Let's go and have a look at the pilot." My mum's here. 288 00:28:42,337 --> 00:28:47,251 X1:126 X2:593 Y1:416 Y2:523 Oh, just what I need. Don't you dare make this place domestic! You ruined my life, Doctor. 289 00:28:47,291 --> 00:28:52,601 X1:142 X2:577 Y1:416 Y2:523 They thought she was dead. I was a murder suspect because of you. You see what I mean? Domestic! 290 00:28:52,641 --> 00:28:56,519 X1:162 X2:557 Y1:416 Y2:523 I bet you don't even remember my name! Ricky. It's Mickey. No, it's Ricky. 291 00:28:56,559 --> 00:29:00,516 X1:130 X2:589 Y1:416 Y2:523 I think I know my own name! THINK you know it? How stupid are you? Mum, don't! Don't go anywhere. 292 00:29:00,556 --> 00:29:02,753 X1:238 X2:479 Y1:488 Y2:523 Don't start a fight. 293 00:29:02,793 --> 00:29:05,415 X1:134 X2:585 Y1:488 Y2:523 Mum! It's not like that, he's not. . . 294 00:29:07,348 --> 00:29:10,181 X1:170 X2:549 Y1:488 Y2:523 I'll be up in a minute hold on! 295 00:29:11,228 --> 00:29:17,058 X1:130 X2:587 Y1:416 Y2:523 That was a real spaceship? Yep. So it's all a pack of lies. What is it then? Are they invading? 296 00:29:17,098 --> 00:29:22,348 X1:150 X2:569 Y1:416 Y2:523 Funny way to invade, putting the world on red alert. Good point. So what they up to? 297 00:29:25,373 --> 00:29:31,761 X1:124 X2:595 Y1:416 Y2:523 '. .Crisis continues. the Government shows remarkable lack of leadership, paranoia sweeps the country. 298 00:29:31,801 --> 00:29:36,958 X1:128 X2:591 Y1:416 Y2:523 'There've been at least three reports of public assaults on people possibly identified as aliens. 299 00:29:36,998 --> 00:29:39,395 X1:170 X2:549 Y1:488 Y2:523 'Now back to Tom Hitchinson. 300 00:29:39,435 --> 00:29:41,591 X1:156 X2:561 Y1:488 Y2:523 'Are there more ships to come? 301 00:29:41,631 --> 00:29:43,909 X1:182 X2:537 Y1:488 Y2:523 'And what's their intention? 302 00:29:43,949 --> 00:29:47,747 X1:156 X2:563 Y1:452 Y2:523 'The authorities are now asking, if anyone knows anything, 303 00:29:47,787 --> 00:29:51,780 X1:148 X2:571 Y1:452 Y2:523 'if any previous sighting has been made, then call this number. 304 00:29:51,820 --> 00:29:53,953 X1:226 X2:493 Y1:488 Y2:523 'We need your help.' 305 00:29:57,934 --> 00:29:59,822 X1:078 X2:285 Y1:488 Y2:523 ENGAGED TONE 306 00:30:01,294 --> 00:30:03,307 X1:078 X2:285 Y1:488 Y2:523 ENGAGED TONE 307 00:30:04,531 --> 00:30:09,201 X1:130 X2:587 Y1:452 Y2:523 Yes, I've seen one, I really have, an alien. And she's with him. 308 00:30:09,241 --> 00:30:13,626 X1:116 X2:603 Y1:452 Y2:523 My daughter, she's with him and she's not safe. Oh, my God, she's not safe. 309 00:30:15,397 --> 00:30:19,152 X1:144 X2:575 Y1:452 Y2:523 I've seen an alien and I know his name. He's called the Doctor. 310 00:30:19,192 --> 00:30:24,806 X1:216 X2:501 Y1:452 Y2:523 It's a box, a blue box. She called it a Tardis. 311 00:30:37,773 --> 00:30:41,607 X1:160 X2:559 Y1:452 Y2:523 So what you doing down there? Ricky. . . Mickey. 312 00:30:41,647 --> 00:30:47,762 X1:150 X2:569 Y1:416 Y2:523 Ricky, if I was to tell you what I was doing to the controls of my frankly magnificent timeship, 313 00:30:47,802 --> 00:30:51,795 X1:122 X2:597 Y1:452 Y2:523 would you even begin to understand? I suppose not. . . 314 00:30:51,835 --> 00:30:53,444 X1:268 X2:449 Y1:488 Y2:523 Shut it, then. 315 00:30:58,433 --> 00:31:01,869 X1:206 X2:513 Y1:452 Y2:523 Some friend you've got. He's winding you up. 316 00:31:04,383 --> 00:31:06,143 X1:284 X2:433 Y1:488 Y2:523 I am sorry. 317 00:31:06,183 --> 00:31:08,316 X1:236 X2:483 Y1:488 Y2:523 OK. I am, though. 318 00:31:13,257 --> 00:31:15,334 X1:230 X2:489 Y1:488 Y2:523 Every day, I looked. 319 00:31:15,374 --> 00:31:20,846 X1:148 X2:569 Y1:416 Y2:523 On every street corner, wherever I went. Looking for a blue box. For a whole year. 320 00:31:20,886 --> 00:31:22,802 X1:152 X2:567 Y1:488 Y2:523 It's only been a few days for me. 321 00:31:22,842 --> 00:31:29,514 X1:154 X2:565 Y1:416 Y2:523 I dunno, it's hard to tell inside this thing but I swear, it's just a few days since I left you. 322 00:31:31,713 --> 00:31:33,871 X1:134 X2:585 Y1:488 Y2:523 Not enough time to miss me, then. 323 00:31:33,911 --> 00:31:35,919 X1:262 X2:457 Y1:488 Y2:523 I did miss you. 324 00:31:40,905 --> 00:31:43,408 X1:270 X2:449 Y1:488 Y2:523 I missed you. 325 00:31:45,423 --> 00:31:48,417 X1:204 X2:515 Y1:488 Y2:523 So, um, in 12 months. . . 326 00:31:48,457 --> 00:31:51,095 X1:134 X2:585 Y1:488 Y2:523 have you been seeing anyone else? 327 00:31:51,135 --> 00:31:52,652 X1:314 X2:405 Y1:488 Y2:523 Nope. 328 00:31:52,692 --> 00:31:57,008 X1:146 X2:573 Y1:452 Y2:523 OK. . . Mainly cos everyone thinks I murdered you. 329 00:31:57,048 --> 00:31:58,157 X1:314 X2:405 Y1:488 Y2:523 Right. 330 00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:04,627 X1:146 X2:573 Y1:488 Y2:523 So, now that you've come back. . . 331 00:32:05,798 --> 00:32:07,846 X1:228 X2:491 Y1:488 Y2:523 are you gonna stay? 332 00:32:09,715 --> 00:32:10,995 X1:312 X2:405 Y1:488 Y2:523 Got it! 333 00:32:11,035 --> 00:32:13,029 X1:324 X2:395 Y1:488 Y2:523 Aha! 334 00:32:13,069 --> 00:32:19,263 X1:120 X2:599 Y1:416 Y2:523 Patched in the radar, looped it back 12 hours so it followed the flight of that spaceship. Here we go, hold on. 335 00:32:19,303 --> 00:32:20,584 X1:294 X2:425 Y1:488 Y2:523 Come on! 336 00:32:20,624 --> 00:32:24,260 X1:198 X2:521 Y1:452 Y2:523 That's the spaceship on its way to Earth, see? 337 00:32:24,300 --> 00:32:27,056 X1:234 X2:485 Y1:488 Y2:523 Except! Hold on. . . 338 00:32:27,096 --> 00:32:30,692 X1:126 X2:593 Y1:452 Y2:523 See? The space-ship did a slingshot round the Earth before it landed. 339 00:32:30,732 --> 00:32:36,004 X1:112 X2:605 Y1:416 Y2:523 What's that mean? It came from Earth in the first place. Went up and came back down. Whoever those aliens are, 340 00:32:36,044 --> 00:32:40,714 X1:128 X2:591 Y1:452 Y2:523 they've been here a while. Question is, what've they been doing? 341 00:32:45,755 --> 00:32:52,027 X1:136 X2:583 Y1:416 Y2:523 What d'you think, how's the compression? I think I've got too much ballast round the middle. 342 00:32:52,067 --> 00:32:55,188 X1:078 X2:483 Y1:452 Y2:523 PHRRRT! Ooh, that's better! 343 00:32:55,228 --> 00:33:01,178 X1:120 X2:599 Y1:380 Y2:487 We must fix the gas exchange. It's getting ridiculous. Oh, seems human to me. . . Better get rid of his skin. 344 00:33:01,218 --> 00:33:04,223 X1:126 X2:591 Y1:488 Y2:523 Shame, I quite enjoyed being Oliver. 345 00:33:04,263 --> 00:33:08,612 X1:160 X2:559 Y1:452 Y2:523 He had a wife, a mistress and a young farmer. 346 00:33:08,652 --> 00:33:10,926 X1:434 X2:613 Y1:488 Y2:523 HE CHUCKLES 347 00:33:10,966 --> 00:33:13,508 X1:250 X2:469 Y1:488 Y2:523 God, I was busy! 348 00:33:14,444 --> 00:33:16,841 X1:268 X2:451 Y1:488 Y2:523 Back to work. 349 00:33:16,881 --> 00:33:20,698 X1:144 X2:575 Y1:452 Y2:523 I have an army to command! Careful now. We're not there yet. 350 00:33:27,629 --> 00:33:33,625 X1:132 X2:587 Y1:416 Y2:523 General Asquith. Sir, we've had a priority alarm, it's code nine, confirmed code nine. 351 00:33:33,665 --> 00:33:36,412 X1:194 X2:523 Y1:488 Y2:523 Right. Good. Code Nine. 352 00:33:37,382 --> 00:33:40,224 X1:212 X2:507 Y1:488 Y2:523 Which would mean. . . ? 353 00:33:40,264 --> 00:33:43,417 X1:130 X2:587 Y1:452 Y2:523 In the event of emergency protocols being activated, 354 00:33:43,457 --> 00:33:48,646 X1:132 X2:587 Y1:416 Y2:523 our software automatically searches all communications for keywords. And one of those words is "doctor". 355 00:33:48,686 --> 00:33:52,521 X1:148 X2:569 Y1:452 Y2:523 I think we've found him, sir. What sort of doctor? Who is he? 356 00:33:52,561 --> 00:33:58,119 X1:132 X2:587 Y1:416 Y2:523 Evidently, he's some sort of expert in extraterrestrial affairs - the ultimate expert! We need him, sir, 357 00:33:58,159 --> 00:34:00,371 X1:176 X2:543 Y1:488 Y2:523 we need him here right now. 358 00:34:04,350 --> 00:34:08,706 X1:124 X2:595 Y1:452 Y2:523 How many channels you get? All the basic packages. Sports channels? 359 00:34:08,746 --> 00:34:12,304 X1:198 X2:521 Y1:452 Y2:523 Yes, I get the football. Hold on. I know that lot. 360 00:34:12,344 --> 00:34:16,619 X1:140 X2:579 Y1:452 Y2:523 '. .but likely that the Government's bringing in alien-specialists, 361 00:34:16,659 --> 00:34:20,216 X1:138 X2:581 Y1:452 Y2:523 'those people who've devoted their lives to studying outer space.' 362 00:34:20,256 --> 00:34:25,606 X1:122 X2:595 Y1:416 Y2:523 UNIT, United Nations Intelligence Taskforce. Good people. How d'you know 'em? 363 00:34:25,646 --> 00:34:31,204 X1:122 X2:597 Y1:416 Y2:523 Cos he's worked for them. Oh, yeah, don't think I sat on my backside for 12 months, Doctor, I read up on you. 364 00:34:31,244 --> 00:34:35,917 X1:128 X2:591 Y1:416 Y2:523 Look deep enough on the Internet or in history books - there's his name. Followed by a list of the dead. 365 00:34:35,957 --> 00:34:39,632 X1:126 X2:593 Y1:452 Y2:523 That's nice, good boy, Ricky(!) If you know 'em, why not go and help? 366 00:34:39,672 --> 00:34:45,068 X1:120 X2:599 Y1:416 Y2:523 They wouldn't recognise me. I've changed a lot since the old days. Besides, the world's on a knife-edge. 367 00:34:45,108 --> 00:34:50,503 X1:118 X2:601 Y1:416 Y2:523 There's aliens out there - and fake aliens. I wanna keep this alien out of the mix. I'm going undercover. 368 00:34:50,543 --> 00:34:55,100 X1:078 X2:569 Y1:416 Y2:523 PING! I'd better keep the Tardis out of sight. Ricky, you've got a car, 369 00:34:55,140 --> 00:34:58,786 X1:126 X2:593 Y1:452 Y2:523 you can drive. Where to? The roads are clearing. Let's see that ship. 370 00:35:00,573 --> 00:35:04,213 X1:250 X2:589 Y1:452 Y2:523 'DO NOT MOVE!' SIRENS WHOOP 371 00:35:12,877 --> 00:35:15,516 X1:078 X2:257 Y1:488 Y2:523 TROOPS YELL 372 00:35:19,711 --> 00:35:21,759 X1:314 X2:405 Y1:488 Y2:523 ROSE! 373 00:35:22,987 --> 00:35:24,545 X1:316 X2:403 Y1:488 Y2:523 Rose! 374 00:35:29,541 --> 00:35:33,815 X1:128 X2:589 Y1:452 Y2:523 ON PA: Raise your hands above your heads! You are under arrest! 375 00:35:33,855 --> 00:35:36,015 X1:204 X2:513 Y1:488 Y2:523 Take me to your leader. 376 00:35:36,055 --> 00:35:37,335 X1:242 X2:477 Y1:488 Y2:523 .My daughter. . . ! 377 00:35:37,375 --> 00:35:39,724 X1:078 X2:499 Y1:488 Y2:523 CHATTER AND STATIC ON RADIOS 378 00:35:40,738 --> 00:35:46,520 X1:140 X2:579 Y1:416 Y2:523 This is a bit posh! If I'd known it would be like this, being arrested, I would've done it years ago. 379 00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:53,194 X1:126 X2:593 Y1:416 Y2:523 We're not being arrested, we're being escorted. Where to? Downing Street. Where d'you think? 380 00:35:53,234 --> 00:35:55,992 X1:202 X2:517 Y1:488 Y2:523 You're kidding! I'm not! 381 00:35:56,032 --> 00:35:59,674 X1:132 X2:587 Y1:452 Y2:523 10 Downing Street? That's the one! Oh, my God! 382 00:35:59,714 --> 00:36:04,463 X1:154 X2:563 Y1:416 Y2:523 I'm going to 10 Downing Street? How come? I hate to say it, but Mickey was right. 383 00:36:04,503 --> 00:36:09,897 X1:126 X2:593 Y1:416 Y2:523 Over the years I've visited this planet, a lot of times, and I've been. . .noticed. Now they need you. 384 00:36:09,937 --> 00:36:15,051 X1:120 X2:599 Y1:416 Y2:523 Like it said on the news, they're gathering experts in alien knowledge. Who's the biggest expert of the lot? 385 00:36:15,970 --> 00:36:21,962 X1:156 X2:563 Y1:416 Y2:523 Patrick Moore. Apart from him. Oh, don't you just love it(!) Ah, I'm telling you! Lloyd George, 386 00:36:22,002 --> 00:36:27,696 X1:122 X2:595 Y1:416 Y2:523 he used to drink me under the table. Who's the Prime Minister now? How should I know? I missed a year. 387 00:36:37,030 --> 00:36:40,363 X1:078 X2:483 Y1:488 Y2:523 PRESS PACK SHOUT QUESTIONS 388 00:36:48,418 --> 00:36:50,227 X1:262 X2:457 Y1:488 Y2:523 (Oh, my God.) 389 00:36:52,569 --> 00:36:54,369 X1:222 X2:497 Y1:488 Y2:523 .So she's OK, then? 390 00:36:54,409 --> 00:36:59,484 X1:142 X2:577 Y1:416 Y2:523 She's not in any trouble? All I can say is that your daughter and her companion might be in a position 391 00:36:59,524 --> 00:37:05,796 X1:158 X2:561 Y1:416 Y2:523 to help the country. We'll need to know how she made contact with this man. IF he is a man. 392 00:37:05,836 --> 00:37:07,634 X1:078 X2:403 Y1:452 Y2:523 PHRRRT! Oops! 393 00:37:07,674 --> 00:37:12,712 X1:180 X2:539 Y1:416 Y2:523 Right, off you go, then. I need to talk with Mrs Tyler on my own, thank you. 394 00:37:12,752 --> 00:37:15,260 X1:378 X2:613 Y1:488 Y2:523 TUMMY RUMBLES 395 00:37:21,900 --> 00:37:24,152 X1:198 X2:613 Y1:488 Y2:523 Harriet Jones, MP Flydale North. 396 00:37:33,216 --> 00:37:37,202 X1:138 X2:579 Y1:452 Y2:523 Ladies and gentlemen, can we convene? Quick as we can please. 397 00:37:37,242 --> 00:37:41,438 X1:156 X2:561 Y1:452 Y2:523 This way, on the right. ID cards are to be worn at all times. 398 00:37:41,478 --> 00:37:47,032 X1:132 X2:587 Y1:416 Y2:523 Here's your ID card. I'm sorry, your companion doesn't have clearance. I don't go anywhere without her. 399 00:37:47,072 --> 00:37:51,357 X1:164 X2:555 Y1:452 Y2:523 You're the Code Nine, not her. Now, I'm sorry, er. . .Doctor, 400 00:37:51,397 --> 00:37:56,872 X1:132 X2:587 Y1:416 Y2:523 She'll have to stay outside. She's staying with me. Look, even I don't have clearance to go in there. 401 00:37:56,912 --> 00:37:59,261 X1:222 X2:497 Y1:452 Y2:523 I can't let her in. That's OK. . .You go. 402 00:37:59,301 --> 00:38:05,331 X1:114 X2:603 Y1:416 Y2:523 Excuse me, are you the doctor? . .Not now! We're busy, can't you go home? I just need a word in private. . .OK. 403 00:38:05,371 --> 00:38:08,977 X1:152 X2:567 Y1:452 Y2:523 You haven't clearance. Leave it! .I'll leave you with security. 404 00:38:09,017 --> 00:38:13,323 X1:164 X2:555 Y1:452 Y2:523 It's all right, I'll look after her. Let me be of some use. 405 00:38:13,363 --> 00:38:15,170 X1:264 X2:455 Y1:488 Y2:523 Walk with me. 406 00:38:15,210 --> 00:38:17,240 X1:228 X2:489 Y1:488 Y2:523 Just keep walking. . . 407 00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:19,777 X1:168 X2:551 Y1:488 Y2:523 That's right, don't look round. 408 00:38:20,757 --> 00:38:23,180 X1:152 X2:567 Y1:488 Y2:523 Harriet Jones MP, Flydale North. 409 00:38:42,653 --> 00:38:44,701 X1:210 X2:507 Y1:488 Y2:523 '. .This friend of yours,' 410 00:38:45,850 --> 00:38:48,353 X1:164 X2:555 Y1:488 Y2:523 .he's an expert, is that right? 411 00:38:49,368 --> 00:38:53,907 X1:118 X2:601 Y1:452 Y2:523 He know. . H-He knows about aliens? Why d'you wanna to know? 412 00:39:01,473 --> 00:39:08,107 X1:106 X2:613 Y1:416 Y2:523 Ladies and gentlemen. . . Attention, please? As you see from the summary, the ship had one porcine pilot. 413 00:39:08,147 --> 00:39:13,264 X1:120 X2:599 Y1:416 Y2:523 Of course the really interesting bit happened three days ago, see? Filed away under "any other business". 414 00:39:13,304 --> 00:39:18,772 X1:132 X2:587 Y1:416 Y2:523 The North Sea. A satellite detected a signal, a blip of radiation at 100 fathoms. 415 00:39:18,812 --> 00:39:23,328 X1:124 X2:595 Y1:416 Y2:523 Like there's something's down there. You were just about to investigate, next thing you know, this happens. 416 00:39:23,368 --> 00:39:26,653 X1:126 X2:593 Y1:452 Y2:523 Spaceships, pigs, massive diversion. >From what? 417 00:39:26,693 --> 00:39:30,363 X1:142 X2:575 Y1:452 Y2:523 They turn the body into a suit, a disguise, for the thing inside. . . ! 418 00:39:30,403 --> 00:39:33,359 X1:188 X2:531 Y1:488 Y2:523 It's all right, I believe you. 419 00:39:33,399 --> 00:39:35,917 X1:244 X2:475 Y1:488 Y2:523 It's. . . It's, alien. 420 00:39:35,957 --> 00:39:42,800 X1:134 X2:585 Y1:416 Y2:523 But they must have some serious technology behind this. If we could find it, we could use it. 421 00:39:44,511 --> 00:39:46,905 X1:200 X2:517 Y1:488 Y2:523 Oh, my God. Is that. . . ? 422 00:39:46,945 --> 00:39:50,932 X1:126 X2:591 Y1:452 Y2:523 .Harriet, for God's sake! This is beyond a joke, you cannot wander. . . 423 00:39:52,029 --> 00:39:55,852 X1:192 X2:527 Y1:452 Y2:523 Oh, my God. That's the Prime Minister. 424 00:39:55,892 --> 00:39:59,868 X1:150 X2:567 Y1:452 Y2:523 If aliens fake an alien crash and an alien pilot, what do they get? 425 00:40:03,287 --> 00:40:05,244 X1:330 X2:387 Y1:488 Y2:523 Us. 426 00:40:05,284 --> 00:40:07,442 X1:276 X2:443 Y1:488 Y2:523 They get us. 427 00:40:07,482 --> 00:40:09,706 X1:166 X2:553 Y1:488 Y2:523 It's not a diversion, it's a trap. 428 00:40:10,689 --> 00:40:12,679 X1:078 X2:159 Y1:488 Y2:523 Oh. . . 429 00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:15,716 X1:164 X2:555 Y1:488 Y2:523 .has someone been naughty? 430 00:40:22,389 --> 00:40:26,783 X1:170 X2:549 Y1:416 Y2:523 It was bigger on the inside. . . I don't know! What do I know about spaceships? 431 00:40:26,823 --> 00:40:30,818 X1:142 X2:577 Y1:452 Y2:523 That's what worries me. You see, this man is classified as trouble, 432 00:40:30,858 --> 00:40:35,611 X1:130 X2:589 Y1:452 Y2:523 which means that anyone associated with him. . .is trouble. 433 00:40:35,651 --> 00:40:38,249 X1:238 X2:479 Y1:488 Y2:523 And that's my job, 434 00:40:38,289 --> 00:40:40,501 X1:230 X2:489 Y1:488 Y2:523 eliminating trouble. 435 00:40:44,602 --> 00:40:47,000 X1:208 X2:511 Y1:488 Y2:523 But that's not possible. 436 00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:49,197 X1:216 X2:503 Y1:488 Y2:523 He left this afternoon. 437 00:40:49,237 --> 00:40:52,603 X1:126 X2:593 Y1:452 Y2:523 I mean, the Prime Minister left Downing Street, he was driven away. 438 00:40:52,643 --> 00:40:55,470 X1:196 X2:521 Y1:488 Y2:523 And who told you that(? ) 439 00:40:56,877 --> 00:40:58,196 X1:310 X2:409 Y1:488 Y2:523 Hmm? 440 00:40:59,988 --> 00:41:01,751 X1:328 X2:391 Y1:488 Y2:523 Me. 441 00:41:05,942 --> 00:41:11,453 X1:110 X2:609 Y1:416 Y2:523 This is about us! Alien experts, the only people who know how to fight them - gathered together in one room. 442 00:41:11,493 --> 00:41:13,371 X1:488 X2:613 Y1:488 Y2:523 PHRRRT! 443 00:41:13,411 --> 00:41:17,007 X1:140 X2:579 Y1:452 Y2:523 'Scuse me. D'you mind not farting while I'm saving the world? 444 00:41:17,047 --> 00:41:20,374 X1:240 X2:477 Y1:452 Y2:523 Would you rather silent but deadly? 445 00:41:28,283 --> 00:41:30,331 X1:416 X2:601 Y1:488 Y2:523 EVIL SNIGGER 446 00:41:39,112 --> 00:41:42,184 X1:294 X2:587 Y1:488 Y2:523 REALLY EVIL GUFFAWS 447 00:41:54,850 --> 00:41:56,863 X1:078 X2:345 Y1:488 Y2:523 MENACING GURGLES 448 00:42:00,443 --> 00:42:02,001 X1:264 X2:455 Y1:488 Y2:523 Grrr! Hmmm! 449 00:42:07,797 --> 00:42:10,504 X1:078 X2:373 Y1:488 Y2:523 SLITHERY SQUELCHING 450 00:42:17,225 --> 00:42:19,682 X1:518 X2:613 Y1:488 Y2:523 GRRR! 451 00:42:52,267 --> 00:42:54,315 X1:226 X2:493 Y1:488 Y2:523 We are the Slitheen. 452 00:42:57,143 --> 00:42:58,462 X1:312 X2:407 Y1:488 Y2:523 GRRR! 453 00:43:11,486 --> 00:43:15,927 X1:198 X2:519 Y1:452 Y2:523 Thank you all for wearing your ID. cards. 454 00:43:15,967 --> 00:43:18,509 X1:142 X2:577 Y1:488 Y2:523 They'll help to identify the bodies. 455 00:43:42,454 --> 00:43:45,526 X1:194 X2:525 Y1:452 Y2:523 '. .Yesterday saw the start of a brave new world.' 456 00:43:46,530 --> 00:43:48,847 X1:206 X2:511 Y1:488 Y2:523 Today might see it end. 457 00:43:48,887 --> 00:43:53,068 X1:128 X2:591 Y1:452 Y2:523 Oi. If you want aliens, you've got 'em. They're inside Downing Street. 458 00:43:59,403 --> 00:44:01,689 X1:216 X2:503 Y1:488 Y2:523 Planet Earth is at war. 459 00:44:04,830 --> 00:44:07,617 X1:078 X2:465 Y1:452 Y2:523 GUNSHOT Everybody RUN! 460 00:44:08,990 --> 00:44:11,117 X1:140 X2:577 Y1:488 Y2:523 Who exactly are Slitheen? Aliens. 461 00:44:13,501 --> 00:44:15,878 X1:134 X2:585 Y1:488 Y2:523 I could save the world but lose you. 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net