1 00:00:01,500 --> 00:00:04,600 Solar flare activity has increased across space lanes 556 2 00:00:04,500 --> 00:00:06,700 and all commercial flights are advised. . . 3 00:00:13,300 --> 00:00:18,400 THROBBING HUM 4 00:00:24,500 --> 00:00:28,400 So, it's 200, 000, it's a spaceship. . . No, wait a minute, space STATION. 5 00:00:28,500 --> 00:00:29,500 And, er. . . 6 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:31,200 Go try that gate over there! 7 00:00:31,300 --> 00:00:35,500 200,000? 200,000. Adam! Out you come. 8 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:40,000 Oh, my God. . . Don't worry, you'll get used to it. 9 00:00:40,100 --> 00:00:42,600 Where are we? Good question. 10 00:00:42,700 --> 00:00:43,900 Let's see. 11 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:48,400 So, erm, judging by the architecture, I'd say we're around the year 200,000. 12 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:50,900 THROBBING And if you listen. . . 13 00:00:50,900 --> 00:00:52,200 Engines. 14 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:54,300 We're on some sort of space station. 15 00:00:54,300 --> 00:00:56,800 Yeah, definitely a space station. 16 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:59,900 It's a bit warm in here, they could turn the heating down. 17 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,600 Tell you what, let's try that gate. Come on. 18 00:01:09,300 --> 00:01:10,700 Here we go. 19 00:01:12,300 --> 00:01:13,500 And this is. . . 20 00:01:16,900 --> 00:01:20,000 I'll let the Doctor describe it. 21 00:01:20,100 --> 00:01:23,700 The Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire. And there it is. 22 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:25,900 Planet Earth, at its height. 23 00:01:25,900 --> 00:01:30,700 Covered with mega-cities, five moons, population 96 billion, 24 00:01:30,700 --> 00:01:35,000 the hub of a galactic domain stretching across a million planets, 25 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:39,000 a million species, with mankind right in the middle. 26 00:01:41,300 --> 00:01:43,500 He's your boyfriend. 27 00:01:43,500 --> 00:01:45,400 Not any more. 28 00:02:26,300 --> 00:02:28,900 Come on, Adam, open your mind. You'll like this. 29 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:32,500 Fantastic period of history, the human race at its most intelligent. 30 00:02:32,500 --> 00:02:34,000 Culture! Art! Politics! 31 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:37,600 This era has got fine food, good manners, the works. . . Out the way! 32 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:43,400 Somebody there? What do you want, love? Keep it moving. 33 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:46,900 I'll be with you lot in a minute. One at a time! 34 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:51,000 Now what was it? Kronkburger with cheese, kronkburger with pajatos. 35 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:55,600 Oi! You, mate! stop pushing. 36 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:58,600 Get back! I said back! 37 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:02,000 Fine cuisine? My watch must be wrong. 38 00:03:02,100 --> 00:03:04,500 No, it's fine. That's weird. 39 00:03:04,500 --> 00:03:07,200 That's showing off. Your history's not that good. 40 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:09,200 My history is perfect. Obviously not. 41 00:03:09,300 --> 00:03:13,500 They're all human. What about the millions of planets, the millions of species? 42 00:03:13,500 --> 00:03:16,000 Good question. That IS a good question. 43 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,500 Adam, me old mate, you must be starving! 44 00:03:18,500 --> 00:03:20,100 No, I'm just a bit timesick. 45 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,700 You just need grub. How much is a kronkburger? 46 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:25,600 Two credits twenty, sweetheart. Now join the queue! 47 00:03:25,700 --> 00:03:27,900 Money! We need money. 48 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,500 Let's use a cashpoint. 49 00:03:31,900 --> 00:03:33,400 HIGH-PITCHED TONE 50 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:40,000 There you go, pocket money. Don't spend it all on sweets. 51 00:03:40,100 --> 00:03:41,800 Well, how does it work? 52 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:43,800 Go and find out, stop nagging me! 53 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:47,000 The thing is, Adam, time travel's like visiting Paris. 54 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,000 You can't just read the guidebook. 55 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:53,100 You've got to eat the food, get charged double and kiss complete strangers. 56 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:54,400 Or is that just me? 57 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:57,500 Stop asking questions, go and do it! 58 00:03:57,600 --> 00:04:00,300 Off you go then. Your first date. 59 00:04:00,300 --> 00:04:02,100 You're gonna get a smack, you are! 60 00:04:06,700 --> 00:04:09,900 Erm, this is gonna sound daft, but can you tell me where I am? 61 00:04:09,900 --> 00:04:11,400 Floor 139. 62 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:14,900 Could they write it any bigger? Floor 139 of what? 63 00:04:14,900 --> 00:04:19,300 Must've been a hell of a party. You're on Satellite Five. And what's Satellite Five? 64 00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:22,900 How could you get on board without knowing where you are? I'm stupid! 65 00:04:22,900 --> 00:04:25,100 Hold on, wait a minute. . . Are you a test? 66 00:04:25,100 --> 00:04:28,400 Some sort of management test kind of thing? You've got me! 67 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:30,400 Well done! You're too clever for me. 68 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:33,800 We were warned about this in basic training. 69 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:37,900 All workers have to be versed in company promotion. 70 00:04:37,900 --> 00:04:40,000 Right, fire away, ask your questions. 71 00:04:40,100 --> 00:04:42,400 If it gets me to Floor 500, I'll do anything. 72 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:44,000 What happens on Floor 500? 73 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,100 The walls are made of gold! 74 00:04:46,100 --> 00:04:50,300 And you should know, Mr Management. 75 00:04:50,300 --> 00:04:53,000 So. . .this is what we do. 76 00:04:55,400 --> 00:05:00,300 Latest news! Sandstorms on the New Venus Archipelago, 200 dead. 77 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:03,700 Glasgow water riots into their third day. 78 00:05:03,700 --> 00:05:06,300 Spacelane 77 closed by sunspot activity. 79 00:05:06,300 --> 00:05:10,500 Over on the Bad Wolf channel, The Face of Boe has just announced he's pregnant. 80 00:05:10,500 --> 00:05:12,500 I get it. You broadcast the news. 81 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:14,000 We ARE the news. 82 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,700 We're the journalists. 83 00:05:16,700 --> 00:05:18,700 We write it, package it and sell it. 84 00:05:18,700 --> 00:05:22,700 600 channels, all coming out of Satellite Five, broadcasting everywhere. 85 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:27,300 Something. . . 86 00:05:27,300 --> 00:05:30,600 is wrong. 87 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:32,500 Something fictional. 88 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:38,600 Those people. 89 00:05:38,700 --> 00:05:41,800 Nothing happens in the Empire without it going through us. 90 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:44,300 Security check. 91 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:45,900 Go deep. 92 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:52,800 'Staff are reminded that the canteen area now operates a self-cleaning table system. Thank you.' 93 00:05:52,900 --> 00:05:57,000 Try this, it's called zaffic. It's nice, like, erm, a Slush Puppy. 94 00:05:57,100 --> 00:05:58,500 What flavour? 95 00:06:01,100 --> 00:06:02,600 It's sort of beef. 96 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:04,300 Oh, my God! 97 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:09,200 It's like everything's gone. 98 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:11,200 Home, family. . . 99 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:12,800 Everything. 100 00:06:13,300 --> 00:06:16,900 This helps. The Doctor gave it a bit of a top-up. 101 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:18,600 Who's back home, your mum and dad? 102 00:06:18,700 --> 00:06:19,700 Yeah. 103 00:06:19,700 --> 00:06:21,500 Phone 'em up. 104 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:24,600 But that's 198, 000 years ago. 105 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:27,500 Honestly, try it. Go on. 106 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:29,900 Is there a code for planet Earth? Just dial! 107 00:06:31,900 --> 00:06:34,600 TELEPHONE RINGS 108 00:06:37,100 --> 00:06:40,900 'I'm sorry, we're not in. Please leave a message. Thanks, bye!' 109 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:43,700 Erm. . .hi! 110 00:06:43,700 --> 00:06:45,700 It. . .it's me. 111 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:50,100 'I've sort of gone travelling. 112 00:06:50,700 --> 00:06:54,900 'I met these people and we're travelling together' 113 00:06:54,900 --> 00:06:58,300 but, erm, I'm fine. And I'll call you later. 114 00:06:58,300 --> 00:06:59,800 Love you. Bye. 115 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:05,100 KLAXON SOUNDS 116 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:08,300 Oi, Mutt and Jeff! Over 'ere! 117 00:07:18,900 --> 00:07:23,300 'Security check cleared.' No, something's wrong! 118 00:07:23,300 --> 00:07:25,000 I can taste it. 119 00:07:26,500 --> 00:07:29,400 A tiny little shift in the information. 120 00:07:29,500 --> 00:07:33,000 Someone down there shouldn't be here. 121 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,900 Double check. 122 00:07:34,900 --> 00:07:36,600 Triple check. 123 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:38,300 Follow them. 124 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:45,400 Now everybody behave, we have a management inspection. How d'you want it, by the book? 125 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:47,200 Right from scratch, thanks. 126 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:51,800 OK. So! Ladies, gentlemen, multisex, undecided or robot, 127 00:07:51,900 --> 00:07:54,800 my name is Cathica Santini Khadeni. 128 00:07:54,800 --> 00:08:00,100 That's Cathica with a C, in case you want to write to Floor 500, praising me. And please do. 129 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:02,600 Now, please feel free to ask any questions. 130 00:08:02,700 --> 00:08:06,900 The process of news gathering must be open, honest and beyond bias. 131 00:08:06,900 --> 00:08:09,000 That's company policy. 132 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:12,600 Actually, erm, it's the law. 133 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:15,000 Yes, thank you, Suki. 134 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,500 OK, keep it calm. 135 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:19,000 Don't show off for the guests. 136 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,400 Here we go. 137 00:08:21,700 --> 00:08:23,600 And. . . 138 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:25,600 engage safety. 139 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:28,300 HUMMING 140 00:08:43,300 --> 00:08:44,400 And three. . . 141 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:47,400 two. . .and spike! 142 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:53,300 Compressed information. 143 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:54,900 Streaming into her! 144 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:58,400 Reports from every city, every country, every planet, 145 00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:00,800 and they all get packaged inside her head. 146 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:02,900 She becomes part of the software. 147 00:09:02,900 --> 00:09:05,200 Her brain IS the computer! 148 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:07,700 If it all goes through her, she must be a genius. 149 00:09:07,700 --> 00:09:12,500 Nah, she wouldn't remember any of it. There's too much. Her head'd blow up! 150 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:14,400 The brain's the processor. 151 00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:16,800 Soon as it closes, she forgets. 152 00:09:16,900 --> 00:09:19,000 What about these people round the edge? 153 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:24,100 They've all got tiny little chips in their head, connecting them to her. And they transmit. 154 00:09:24,100 --> 00:09:28,500 600 channels. Every single fact in the Empire beams out of this place. 155 00:09:30,100 --> 00:09:33,300 Now that's what I call power. 156 00:09:33,300 --> 00:09:37,100 'Analysis confirmed. Security breach.' 157 00:09:37,100 --> 00:09:40,100 I knew it! Which one? 158 00:09:40,100 --> 00:09:42,700 It's someone inside that room, which one? 159 00:09:44,700 --> 00:09:47,600 'Isolating breach.' 160 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:50,200 Come on. Show me! Who is it? 161 00:09:52,900 --> 00:09:55,800 You all right? I can see her brain. 162 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:58,600 D'you wanna get out? No, but this. . . 163 00:09:58,700 --> 00:10:00,700 this technology, it's. . . amazing. 164 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:03,800 This technology's wrong. 165 00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:07,400 Trouble? 166 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:08,900 Oh, yeah. 167 00:10:10,300 --> 00:10:12,100 BEEPING 168 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:14,900 That's it! Ho, ho, ho, yes! 169 00:10:14,900 --> 00:10:18,900 She's the liar! Intercept and scan. 170 00:10:18,900 --> 00:10:20,400 Gotcha! 171 00:10:27,100 --> 00:10:30,500 Come off it, Suki, I wasn't even halfway! What was that for? 172 00:10:30,500 --> 00:10:33,000 Sorry. It must've been a glitch. 173 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:36,400 Her information's been tampered with. 174 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:39,300 There's a second biography hidden underneath. 175 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:42,800 Grrr! Yes, sir. Absolutely, sir. 176 00:10:42,900 --> 00:10:47,500 Yeah, her data was encrypted, so there's no way we could've found her sooner. 177 00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:50,900 Grrr! Yeah, sorry, I. . .yeah, sorry, sir. 178 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:53,000 GRRR! Yeah, absolutely. 179 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,600 Get her up here! Now! 180 00:10:56,300 --> 00:10:58,300 Promotion. 181 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:01,500 Come on, this is it, come on! 182 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:03,100 Oh, my God, make it me! 183 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:07,500 Come on, say my name, say my name, say my name! 184 00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:09,800 Promotion for. . . 185 00:11:09,900 --> 00:11:14,200 Suki Macrae Cantrell. Please proceed to floor 500. 186 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:18,200 I don't believe it! Floor 500! 187 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:21,700 How the hell did you manage that? I'm above you! 188 00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:24,500 I don't know, I just applied on the off chance. 189 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,300 And they've said yes! 190 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:30,900 Oh, it's so not fair, I've been applying to Floor 500 for three years! 191 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,800 What's Floor 500? 192 00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:35,800 The walls are made of gold. 193 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:39,700 Cathica, I'm gonna miss you. 194 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:42,900 Floor 500! Thank you! I didn't do anything! 195 00:11:42,900 --> 00:11:44,200 You're my lucky charm! 196 00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:46,900 All right, I'll hug anyone! 197 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,800 Come on, it's not that bad. 198 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:52,300 What? With the. . .the head-thing? ! 199 00:11:52,300 --> 00:11:54,000 Yeah, well, she's closed it now. 200 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,500 Yeah, but. . . 201 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:59,900 It's everything. It freaks me out. 202 00:11:59,900 --> 00:12:01,800 And I just need to. . . 203 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:03,400 ah, if I could just. . . 204 00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:07,200 cool down. Sort of acclimatise. 205 00:12:07,300 --> 00:12:09,500 How d'you mean? 206 00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:14,300 Maybe I could just go and sit on the observation deck. Would that be all right? 207 00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:19,100 Soak it in, y'know. Pretend I'm a citizen of the year 200, 000. 208 00:12:19,100 --> 00:12:21,200 D'you want me to come with ya? 209 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:23,800 No, no, you stick with the Doctor. 210 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:27,800 You'd rather be with him. 211 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:34,200 It's gonna take a better man than me to get between you two. 212 00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:36,900 Anyway. . . 213 00:12:36,900 --> 00:12:38,500 I'll be on the deck. 214 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:41,000 Here you go, take the Tardis key. 215 00:12:41,100 --> 00:12:43,300 Just in case it gets a bit too much. 216 00:12:43,300 --> 00:12:46,000 Yeah, like it's not weird in there. 217 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:59,300 Oh my God, I've got to go! I can't keep them waiting. I'm sorry! 218 00:13:01,700 --> 00:13:03,800 Say goodbye to Steve for me. 219 00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:06,000 Bye! 220 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,800 Good riddance! 221 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:11,600 You're talking like you'll never see her again. 222 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:15,700 We won't. Once you go to Floor 500, you never come back. 223 00:13:26,300 --> 00:13:28,700 Have you ever been up there? Can't. 224 00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:32,000 You need a key for the lift, and you only get a key with promotion. 225 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,900 No-one gets to 500, except for the chosen few. 226 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,400 SHE SCREAMS 227 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:16,500 Who are you? 228 00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:18,400 I'm the Editor. 229 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:21,800 What's happening? 230 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:25,400 There are bodies out there. What's going on? 231 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:29,400 While we're asking questions, would you please confirm your name? 232 00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:37,400 'My name is Suki Macrae Cantrell. I was born 199 apostrophe 89 in the Independent Republic of Morocco.' 233 00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:38,500 Liar! 234 00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:42,300 'Hobbies include reading and archaeology. 235 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:45,800 'I'm not an expert or anything, I just like digging.' Liar! 236 00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:50,800 'I want to work for Satellite Five because my sister can't afford university, 237 00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:53,100 'and the pay-scheme is really good. . .' 238 00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:54,000 LIAR! 239 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:58,400 Let's look at the facts, shall we? 240 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:01,400 Hidden behind a genetic graft, but that's still you. 241 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:06,800 Eva Saint Julienne, last surviving member of the Freedom Fifteen. 242 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:09,600 Mmm, self-declared anarchist, is that right? 243 00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:11,800 Who controls Satellite Five? 244 00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:21,800 There's the truth! 245 00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:27,100 The Freedom Foundation has been monitoring Satellite Five's transmissions. 246 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:30,700 We have absolute proof that the facts are being manipulated. 247 00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:33,200 YOU are lying to the people! 248 00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:34,800 Oooh, I love it! Say it again! 249 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,400 This whole system is corrupt. 250 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,100 Who do you represent? 251 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:43,000 I'm merely a humble slave. 252 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,500 I answer to the Editor In Chief. 253 00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:49,300 Who is he, where is he? He's overseeing everything. 254 00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:51,600 Literally everything. 255 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:56,100 If you don't mind, I'm gonna have to refer this upwards. 256 00:17:56,100 --> 00:17:58,500 Grrr! 257 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:03,300 What is that? Your boss. 258 00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:05,600 This has always been your boss. 259 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:07,500 Since the day you were born. 260 00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:29,200 Give me access. 261 00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:35,800 Give me. . . 262 00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:40,900 I can learn anything. 263 00:18:45,900 --> 00:18:49,900 Let's try, erm, computers. 264 00:18:49,900 --> 00:18:55,500 From the 21st century to the present day, give me the history of the microprocessor. 265 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:00,900 Oh my God. 266 00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:04,600 They only give us twenty minutes maintenance, can't you give it a rest? 267 00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:08,100 But you've never been to another floor? Not even one floor down? 268 00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:12,500 I went to Floor 16 when I first arrived, that's Medical, that's where I got my head done 269 00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:14,400 and then I. . .I came straight here. 270 00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:18,000 Satellite Five. You work, eat and sleep on the same floor, that's it. 271 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,900 You're not management, are you? 272 00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:22,800 At last, she's clever! 273 00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:26,000 Whatever it is, don't involve me. I don't know anything. 274 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:30,200 Don't you even ask? Why would I? You're a journalist! 275 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:31,900 Why's all the crew human? 276 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,000 What's that got to do with anything? 277 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,100 There's no aliens on board. Why? 278 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:38,200 I dunno, no real reason. 279 00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:40,800 They're not banned. Then where are they? 280 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:45,800 Immigration's tightened up. . . It's had to, with all the threats. 281 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:46,900 What threats? 282 00:19:46,900 --> 00:19:50,700 I dunno, all of them. Usual stuff. 283 00:19:50,700 --> 00:19:54,100 The price of spacewarp doubled, so that kept the visitors away. 284 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:59,400 Oh, and the government on Chavic Fice collapsed, so that lot stopped coming, y'see? 285 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:01,300 Lots of little reasons, that's all. 286 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:04,600 Adding up to one great big fact. And you didn't even notice. 287 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:09,100 Doctor, I think if there was any sort of conspiracy, Satellite Five would have seen it. 288 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:11,300 We see everything. I can see better. 289 00:20:11,300 --> 00:20:15,300 This society's the wrong shape, even the technology. It's cutting edge! 290 00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:16,700 There's a door in your head! 291 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:19,900 Should've chucked this out years ago! What's going on? 292 00:20:19,900 --> 00:20:23,300 It's not just this space station, it's the way people think. 293 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:27,000 The Great and Bountiful Human Empire, something's holding it back. 294 00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:28,900 And how would you know? 295 00:20:28,900 --> 00:20:31,700 Humanity's been set back about 90 years. 296 00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:35,200 When did Satellite Five start broadcasting? 297 00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:37,100 91 years ago. 298 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:44,400 Mum, Dad, keep this message, OK? 299 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:47,100 Whatever you do, don't erase it. 300 00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:50,100 Save it, you got that? 301 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:57,900 The microprocessor became redundant in the year 2019, 302 00:20:57,900 --> 00:21:03,500 replaced by a system called SMT - that's Single Molecule Transcription. 303 00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:05,800 No, no, no, no, no! What are you doing? 304 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:09,500 Come back, come. . . Why are you doing that? 305 00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:15,200 What's Floor 16? What's down there? 306 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:41,700 Sorry, erm. . . 307 00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:45,100 Floor 16, that's, erm. . . What do you cover? 308 00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:47,000 Medical non-emergency. 309 00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:52,400 Right! Wrong floor. I'm having technical difficulties, my screen keeps freezing, locking me out. 310 00:21:52,300 --> 00:21:56,900 No, that's medical. There must be something wrong with your chip. 311 00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:00,600 Yes! Yeah, of course, yeah! 312 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:02,800 I haven't got one. 313 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:05,000 No wonder you can't get a screen to work. 314 00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:08,800 What are you, a. . .student? 315 00:22:09,100 --> 00:22:12,500 Yes. Yeah, I'm, erm. . . 316 00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:15,100 I'm on a research project. . . 317 00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:17,600 from the University of Mars. 318 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:22,000 The Martian boondocks, typical. Yep! 319 00:22:22,100 --> 00:22:24,600 Well, you still need chipping. 320 00:22:24,700 --> 00:22:27,600 So, does that mean, like. . . 321 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:32,500 brain surgery? That's an old-fashioned phrase, but it's the same thing, yes. 322 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,900 Oh! OK. Never mind. 323 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,700 But if I get a chip, 324 00:22:38,700 --> 00:22:41,100 that means I could use any computer? 325 00:22:41,100 --> 00:22:43,500 Absolutely. 326 00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:45,900 You'll have to pay for it. 327 00:22:45,900 --> 00:22:47,800 They've stopped subsidising. 328 00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:51,000 Oh, right, sorry. Wasting your time. 329 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,500 Thanks. 330 00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:57,600 Hold on! 331 00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:59,900 Can I use this? 332 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,400 That'll do nicely. 333 00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:05,100 It all comes down to two basic types. 334 00:23:05,100 --> 00:23:11,900 Type one, the head-chip, inserted into the back of the skull, one hundred credits. 335 00:23:11,900 --> 00:23:13,500 There's the chip. 336 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:17,300 Tiny, invisible, no scarring. 337 00:23:17,300 --> 00:23:20,700 Type two is the full info-spike. 338 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,400 Oh, erm, that's the. . . 339 00:23:23,700 --> 00:23:26,000 . .thing. That's the one. 340 00:23:26,100 --> 00:23:28,400 It does cost 10, 000. 341 00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:31,700 Oh, well I, erm, I couldn't afford it then. 342 00:23:31,700 --> 00:23:36,600 Not at all. Turns out you've got unlimited credit. 343 00:23:38,700 --> 00:23:41,900 No, but I. . .well, I couldn't have it done. 344 00:23:41,900 --> 00:23:45,200 I mean. . .that's gotta hurt, hasn't it? 345 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:48,400 Painless. Contractual guarantee. 346 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:53,000 No, my. . .my mate's waiting upstairs, I can't have major surgery. 347 00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:55,300 It takes ten minutes. 348 00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:59,600 That sort of money buys a very fast picosurgeon. 349 00:23:59,700 --> 00:24:02,000 No, but I. . . 350 00:24:02,100 --> 00:24:03,600 I couldn't though, no. 351 00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:10,600 Type one, you can interface with a simple computer. 352 00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:15,500 Type two, you ARE the computer. 353 00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:20,600 You can transmit any piece of information from the archive of Satellite Five, 354 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:24,100 which is just about the entire history of the human race. 355 00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:27,100 Now. . . 356 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,000 . .which one's it going to be? 357 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,800 We're so gonna get in trouble. 358 00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:41,700 You're not allowed to touch the mainframe, we'll get told off. 359 00:24:41,700 --> 00:24:46,300 Rose, tell her to button it. You can't vandalise the place, someone's gonna notice! 360 00:24:46,300 --> 00:24:48,900 I don't understand! 361 00:24:48,900 --> 00:24:54,900 We did a full security scan. That man was there when we found Suki Macrae Cantrell. 362 00:24:54,900 --> 00:24:57,600 There were no indications about him. 363 00:24:57,600 --> 00:25:00,500 And yet here he is. 364 00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:03,000 Clearly acting outside the parameters. 365 00:25:04,700 --> 00:25:06,600 Fascinating! 366 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:09,200 Grrr! 367 00:25:09,300 --> 00:25:10,800 Yes, sir! 368 00:25:12,300 --> 00:25:14,900 Absolutely! 369 00:25:14,900 --> 00:25:16,400 At once! 370 00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:17,800 Check him. 371 00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:21,100 Double check him, triple check him, quadruple! 372 00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:26,700 This is nothing to do with me, I'm going back to work. 373 00:25:26,700 --> 00:25:29,600 Go on then, see ya! I can't just leave you, can I? 374 00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:33,800 If you want to be useful, get them to turn the heating down, it's boiling. 375 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,700 Can't they do something about it? 376 00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:38,500 We keep asking. Something to do with the turbines. 377 00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:43,000 "Something to do with the turbines". I don't know! Exactly. I give up on you, Cathica. 378 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,800 Now, Rose, look at Rose. Rose is asking the right kind of questions. 379 00:25:45,900 --> 00:25:48,200 I thank you. Why is it so hot? 380 00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:52,200 One minute you worry about the Empire, the next it's the central heating! 381 00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:54,800 Oh, never underestimate plumbing. Plumbing is very important. 382 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,700 'Security scan complete.' 383 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:04,700 Well, who is he? 'He is no-one.' 384 00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:07,200 What does THAT mean? 385 00:26:07,300 --> 00:26:08,800 'He is no-one.' 386 00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:11,400 What, you mean he has a fake ID? 387 00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:13,700 'He has no identification.' 388 00:26:13,700 --> 00:26:18,000 But everyone's registered. We have a census for the entire Empire! 389 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,500 'He is no-one.' 390 00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:21,400 What, he doesn't exist? 391 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:23,200 Not anywhere? 'He is no-one.' 392 00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:25,700 What about the blonde? 393 00:26:25,700 --> 00:26:28,100 'She is no-one.' BOTH of them?! 394 00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:33,200 Well, we all know what happens to non-entities. 395 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:34,800 They get promoted. 396 00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:37,800 Bring them up! 397 00:26:39,500 --> 00:26:43,400 Here we go. Satellite Five. Pipes and plumbing. Look at the layout. 398 00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:45,400 This is ridiculous. 399 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:48,200 You've got access to the computer's core. 400 00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:51,700 You could look at the archive, the news, the stock exchange. . . 401 00:26:51,700 --> 00:26:55,300 And you're looking at pipes? But there's something wrong. 402 00:26:55,300 --> 00:26:57,600 I suppose. . . Why, what is it? 403 00:26:57,700 --> 00:27:00,200 The ventilation system. 404 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:03,200 Cooling ducts. Ice filters. All working flat out. 405 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:06,000 Channelling massive amounts of heat down. 406 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,300 All the way from the top. Floor 500. 407 00:27:08,300 --> 00:27:11,300 Something up there is generating tons and tons of heat. 408 00:27:11,300 --> 00:27:14,300 Don't know about you but I feel I'm missing out on a party. 409 00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:15,900 It's all going on upstairs. 410 00:27:15,900 --> 00:27:18,500 Fancy a trip? You can't, you need a key. 411 00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:22,300 Keys are just codes. And I've got the codes right here. Here we go. 412 00:27:22,300 --> 00:27:25,500 Override 215.9. 413 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,300 How come it's giving YOU the code? 414 00:27:29,300 --> 00:27:32,100 Someone up there likes me. 415 00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:41,800 I told you it was painless. 416 00:27:41,900 --> 00:27:44,800 No scarring, you see? 417 00:27:44,900 --> 00:27:46,600 Perfect success. 418 00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:50,100 How do I. . .activate it? 419 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,100 It's a personal choice. 420 00:27:52,100 --> 00:27:54,000 Some people whistle. 421 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:57,800 I know one man who triggers it with "Oh, Danny Boy". 422 00:27:59,300 --> 00:28:01,700 But you're set on default for now. 423 00:28:01,700 --> 00:28:04,000 That's a click of the fingers. 424 00:28:04,100 --> 00:28:05,700 You mean I just. . . ? 425 00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:09,300 Click. 426 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:15,300 Come on, come with us. No way! 427 00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:18,300 Bye! Well, don't mention my name. 428 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:21,600 When you get in trouble, just don't involve me. 429 00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:25,300 That's her gone. Adam's given up. Looks like it's just you and me. 430 00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:27,100 Yeah. Good. 431 00:28:27,100 --> 00:28:28,600 Yep. 432 00:28:43,100 --> 00:28:45,000 Oh, my God! I'm gonna be sick! 433 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,600 HE RETCHES 434 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,600 Special offer. 435 00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:58,400 We installed the vomit-o-matic at the same time. 436 00:28:58,500 --> 00:29:01,600 Nano-termites have been placed in the lining of your throat. 437 00:29:01,700 --> 00:29:03,200 In the event of sickness. . . 438 00:29:04,700 --> 00:29:06,600 they freeze the waste. 439 00:29:18,100 --> 00:29:21,300 The walls are not made of gold. 440 00:29:21,300 --> 00:29:23,400 You should go back downstairs. 441 00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:24,900 Tough. 442 00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,700 I started without you. 443 00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:46,900 This is fascinating. 444 00:29:46,900 --> 00:29:52,800 Satellite Five contains every piece of information within the Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire. 445 00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:57,900 Birth certificates, shopping habits, bank statements, but you two. . . 446 00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,200 You don't exist. 447 00:29:59,300 --> 00:30:01,400 There's not a trace. 448 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:04,900 No birth, no job, not the slightest kiss. 449 00:30:04,900 --> 00:30:08,500 How can you walk through the world and not leave a single footprint? 450 00:30:08,500 --> 00:30:10,500 Suki. . .Suki! 451 00:30:10,500 --> 00:30:12,400 Hello? 452 00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:14,500 Can you hear me? Suki? 453 00:30:14,500 --> 00:30:17,400 What have you done to her? I think she's dead. 454 00:30:19,300 --> 00:30:21,800 But she's. . .working. 455 00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:25,900 They've all got chips in their head. And the chips keep going. Like puppets. 456 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:30,700 Oh! You're full of information, but it's only fair we get some information back. 457 00:30:30,700 --> 00:30:33,200 Because, apparently, you're no-one. 458 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:35,700 It's so rare, not to know something. 459 00:30:35,700 --> 00:30:37,400 Who are you? 460 00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:40,200 It doesn't matter, cos we're off. Nice to meet you. 461 00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:41,700 Come on! 462 00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:48,300 Tell me who you are! Since that information's keeping us alive, I'm hardly gonna say. 463 00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:51,700 Well, perhaps my Editor In Chief can convince you otherwise. 464 00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:53,400 And who's that? 465 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:59,600 It may interest you to know that this is NOT the Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire. 466 00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:02,600 In fact, it's not actually human at all. 467 00:31:02,700 --> 00:31:06,800 It's merely a place where humans happen to live. Grrr! 468 00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:08,800 Yep. Yep. 469 00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:12,400 Sorry! 470 00:31:12,500 --> 00:31:17,600 It's a place where humans are allowed to live, by kind permission of my client. 471 00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:20,500 Grrr! 472 00:31:27,500 --> 00:31:29,500 What is that? 473 00:31:29,500 --> 00:31:32,900 You mean that thing's in charge of Satellite Five? 474 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:37,500 That "thing", as you put it, is in charge of the human race. 475 00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:40,800 For almost 100 years, mankind has been shaped and guided. 476 00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:44,600 His knowledge and ambition, strictly controlled, by its broadcast news. 477 00:31:44,700 --> 00:31:47,600 Edited by my superior, your master, 478 00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:50,500 and humanity's guiding light, 479 00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:54,100 The Mighty Jagrafess of the Holy Hadrojassic Maxarodenfoe. 480 00:31:54,100 --> 00:31:56,400 I call him Max! 481 00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:36,800 Create a climate of fear, and it's easy to keep the borders closed. 482 00:32:36,900 --> 00:32:39,800 It's just a matter of emphasis. 483 00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:44,700 The right word in the right broadcast repeated often enough can destabilise an economy. 484 00:32:44,700 --> 00:32:46,700 Invent an enemy. Change a vote. 485 00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:49,600 So all the people on Earth are like. . .slaves? 486 00:32:49,700 --> 00:32:53,200 Well, now, there's an interesting point. 487 00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:57,400 Is a slave a slave if he doesn't know he's enslaved? Yes. 488 00:32:57,400 --> 00:33:01,400 Oh, I was hoping for a philosophical debate. Is that all I'm gonna get? 489 00:33:01,500 --> 00:33:02,900 "Yes"? Yes. 490 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,600 You're no fun. 491 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:07,800 Let me out of these manacles. You'll find out how much fun I am. 492 00:33:07,900 --> 00:33:09,700 Oh, he's tough, isn't he? ! 493 00:33:09,700 --> 00:33:12,600 But come on! Isn't it a great system? 494 00:33:12,700 --> 00:33:14,600 You've got to admire it, just a bit. 495 00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:18,100 You can't hide something on this scale, somebody must've noticed. 496 00:33:18,100 --> 00:33:20,700 From time to time, someone, yes. 497 00:33:20,700 --> 00:33:24,300 But the computer-chip system allows me to see inside their brains. 498 00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:27,500 I can see the smallest doubt. And crush it! 499 00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:47,400 And then they just carry on, living the life, strutting about downstairs 500 00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:51,100 and all over the surface of the Earth, like they're SO individual. 501 00:33:51,100 --> 00:33:53,900 When, of course, they're not. They're just cattle. 502 00:33:53,900 --> 00:33:57,600 In that respect, the Jagrafess hasn't changed a thing. 503 00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:01,200 But what about you? You're not a Jagra. . .er. . .belly. 504 00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:03,900 Jagrafess. Jagrafess. You're not a Jagrafess. 505 00:34:03,900 --> 00:34:07,500 You're human. Yeah, well, simply being human doesn't pay very well. 506 00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:11,000 But you couldn't have done this all on your own. No! 507 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:14,100 I represent a consortium of banks. 508 00:34:14,100 --> 00:34:16,700 Money prefers a long-term investment. 509 00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:21,200 Also the Jagrafess needed a little hand, to, erm, install himself. 510 00:34:21,300 --> 00:34:24,000 No wonder, creature that size. What's its lifespan? 511 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:28,100 3,000 years. That's one hell of a metabolism. Generating all that heat. 512 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,800 That's why Satellite Five's so hot. 513 00:34:30,900 --> 00:34:35,600 You pump it out of the creature, channel it downstairs, Jagrafess stays cool, stays alive. 514 00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:39,400 Satellite Five is one great big life-support system. 515 00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:44,500 HE DIALS 516 00:34:44,500 --> 00:34:47,100 'Me again. Don't wipe this message.' 517 00:34:47,100 --> 00:34:51,700 It's just gonna sound like white noise, but save it, cos I can translate it, OK? 518 00:34:55,200 --> 00:35:00,900 Three, two, one, and spike! 519 00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:08,000 But THAT'S why you're so dangerous. 520 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,800 Knowledge is power, but you remain unknown. 521 00:35:12,300 --> 00:35:14,700 ELECTRICAL SURGE Who are you? 522 00:35:23,100 --> 00:35:24,800 Leave her alone! I'm the Doctor. 523 00:35:24,900 --> 00:35:27,900 She's Rose Tyler, we're nothing, we're just wandering. 524 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,100 Tell me who you are! I've just said! 525 00:35:30,100 --> 00:35:31,700 Yeah, but who do you work for? 526 00:35:31,700 --> 00:35:33,800 Who sent you? Who knows about us? 527 00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:34,900 Who exactly. . . ? 528 00:35:40,500 --> 00:35:42,200 Time Lord. 529 00:35:42,300 --> 00:35:43,400 What? 530 00:35:43,500 --> 00:35:47,400 Oh, yes! The last of the Time Lords. 531 00:35:47,500 --> 00:35:49,200 And his travelling machine. 532 00:35:49,300 --> 00:35:52,000 With his little human girl from long ago. 533 00:35:52,100 --> 00:35:55,700 Don't know what you're talking about. Time travel! 534 00:35:55,700 --> 00:35:58,900 HE SCREAMS 535 00:36:00,300 --> 00:36:03,100 Someone's been telling you lies. 536 00:36:03,100 --> 00:36:05,800 Young master Adam Mitchell? 537 00:36:05,900 --> 00:36:08,300 ADAM SCREAMS 538 00:36:10,100 --> 00:36:13,000 Oh, my God, his head. . . 539 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,500 What the hell's he done? 540 00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:17,700 What the hell's he gone and done? 541 00:36:17,700 --> 00:36:20,700 They're reading his mind, he's telling them everything. 542 00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:23,500 And through HIM, I know everything about YOU. 543 00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:27,200 Every piece of information in his head is now mine. 544 00:36:27,300 --> 00:36:30,500 And YOU have infinite knowledge, Doctor. 545 00:36:30,500 --> 00:36:36,000 The Human Empire is tiny, compared to what you've seen in your T, A, R, D, I, S. . . 546 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:39,400 Tardis! Well, you'll never get your hands on it, I'll die first! 547 00:36:39,500 --> 00:36:42,400 Well, die all you like, I don't need ya! I've got the key! 548 00:36:51,700 --> 00:36:53,400 You and your boyfriends! 549 00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:56,200 Today, WE are the headlines. 550 00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:58,100 We can re-write history. 551 00:36:58,100 --> 00:37:00,500 We could prevent mankind from developing. 552 00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:02,200 And no-one's gonna stop you. 553 00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:06,000 Because you've bred a human race which doesn't bother to ask questions. 554 00:37:06,100 --> 00:37:09,000 Stupid little slaves believing every lie. 555 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:13,500 They'll just trot right into the slaughterhouse if they're told it's made of gold. 556 00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:16,000 Grrr! 557 00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:30,500 Disengage safety. 558 00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:34,100 ALARM SOUNDS 559 00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:36,400 What's happening? 560 00:37:36,900 --> 00:37:40,500 Maximum access, override Floor 139. 561 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,500 And. . .spike! 562 00:37:48,700 --> 00:37:50,900 Someone's disengaged the safety. 563 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,900 Who's that? 564 00:37:57,100 --> 00:37:59,800 It's Cathica. And she's thinking! 565 00:37:59,900 --> 00:38:01,600 She's using what she knows. 566 00:38:01,700 --> 00:38:03,500 Terminate her access! 567 00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:08,200 Everything I told her about Satellite Five, the pipes, the filters, she's reversing it! 568 00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:10,500 Look at that. It's getting hot. 569 00:38:10,500 --> 00:38:13,100 I said, terminate! 570 00:38:15,900 --> 00:38:18,400 Burn out her mind! 571 00:38:18,500 --> 00:38:20,700 Oh no you don't! 572 00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:24,000 You should've promoted me years back! 573 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,800 She's venting the heat up here. 574 00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:54,100 The Jagrafess needs to stay cool and now it's sitting on top of a volcano! 575 00:38:56,900 --> 00:38:58,100 GRRR! 576 00:38:58,100 --> 00:39:02,500 Oh, um, yes, I'm trying, sir, but I don't know how she did it, it's impossible! 577 00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:04,300 A member of staff with an idea! 578 00:39:13,100 --> 00:39:14,400 What do I do? 579 00:39:14,500 --> 00:39:15,500 Flick the switch! 580 00:39:20,500 --> 00:39:25,300 ALARM SOUNDS 581 00:39:31,700 --> 00:39:34,100 Oi, mate! You want to bank on a certainty? 582 00:39:34,100 --> 00:39:35,900 Massive heat, in a massive body. . . 583 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:37,800 Massive bang! 584 00:39:37,900 --> 00:39:39,400 See you in the headlines! 585 00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:48,600 If it's all the same to you, I think I'll resign. Bye, then. 586 00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:52,900 Let go of me! 587 00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:04,100 Let go of me! 588 00:40:04,100 --> 00:40:05,900 Let go of me! 589 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:31,600 We're just gonna go, I hate tidying up. Too many questions. You'll manage. 590 00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:36,700 You'll have to stay and explain it, no-one's gonna believe me. Why, they might believe a lot of things. 591 00:40:36,700 --> 00:40:42,400 Human race should accelerate. All back to normal. What about your friend? He's not my friend. 592 00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:44,300 Now, don't. . . 593 00:40:44,300 --> 00:40:47,800 I'm all right now. Much better. 594 00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:50,100 And I've got the key. Look, it's. . . 595 00:40:50,100 --> 00:40:51,700 And, well. . . 596 00:40:51,700 --> 00:40:54,500 it all worked out for the best, didn't it? 597 00:40:54,500 --> 00:41:01,200 You know it's not actually my fault because you were in charge. 598 00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:03,300 It's my house! 599 00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:06,800 I'm home. Oh, my God, I'm home! 600 00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:10,000 Blimey. I thought you were gonna chuck me out of an airlock. 601 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,400 Is there something else you want to tell me? 602 00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:15,000 No. Erm, what d'you mean? 603 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:20,600 The archive of Satellite Five. One second of that message could've changed the world. 604 00:41:28,300 --> 00:41:30,400 That's it then. See ya. 605 00:41:30,500 --> 00:41:32,700 How d'you mean, "see ya"? As in, goodbye. 606 00:41:32,700 --> 00:41:37,400 What about me? You can't just go, I've got my head. I've got a chip type two, my head opens! 607 00:41:37,500 --> 00:41:39,500 What, like this? 608 00:41:39,500 --> 00:41:42,700 Don't! Don't do what? 609 00:41:42,700 --> 00:41:45,700 Stop it! 610 00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:48,200 All right now, Doctor. That's enough. Stop it. 611 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:51,600 Thank you. 612 00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:55,500 Oi! Sorry, I couldn't resist. 613 00:41:55,500 --> 00:42:00,700 The whole of history could've changed because of you. I just wanted to help. You were helping yourself. 614 00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:03,400 I've said I'm sorry, and I am, I really am. 615 00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:06,000 But you can't just leave me like this. Yes, I can. 616 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,500 'Cos if you show that head to anyone, they'll dissect you in seconds. 617 00:42:08,500 --> 00:42:13,100 You'll have to live a very quiet life. Keep out of trouble. Be average. Unseen. Good luck. 618 00:42:13,100 --> 00:42:14,500 But I wanna come with you. 619 00:42:14,500 --> 00:42:16,700 I only take the best. 620 00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:19,500 I've got Rose. 621 00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:21,100 Rose, Rose! 622 00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:22,200 Oh, my God! 623 00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:23,300 Who's that? 624 00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:26,400 Geoff, is that you? It's me, Mum. 625 00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:28,200 Don't come in, wait there a minute. 626 00:42:28,300 --> 00:42:31,600 Oh, my Lord! You never told me you were coming home! 627 00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:33,400 Hold on, I'll just take my coat off! 628 00:42:33,500 --> 00:42:37,300 I wish you'd told me you were coming home. Rose, take me with you. 629 00:42:37,300 --> 00:42:40,600 I would've got your favourite tea in. 630 00:42:40,700 --> 00:42:43,000 THROBBING HUM What's that noise? 631 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:44,800 Have you left the back door open? 632 00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:47,100 Blimey, there's a draught. 633 00:42:47,100 --> 00:42:48,500 What a surprise! 634 00:42:48,500 --> 00:42:50,800 Oh, let me look at you. 635 00:42:50,900 --> 00:42:56,000 Aw, six months. It's like I saw you yesterday. Isn't it funny? 636 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,900 The time goes by like that. CLICK 637 00:42:57,900 --> 00:42:59,500 WHIRR! 638 00:43:03,900 --> 00:43:06,900 Your wish is my command, but be careful what you wish for. 639 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,200 The day my father died. 640 00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:12,600 I thought it would be grim and stormy, it's just an ordinary day. Oh, gosh, this is it! 641 00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:13,800 He can't die on his own! 642 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,000 Can I try again? 643 00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:19,900 Oh, gosh, this is it. 644 00:43:19,900 --> 00:43:21,500 Rose! No! 645 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,300 I did it again, I picked another stupid ape! 646 00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:27,300 It's not like I've changed history. 647 00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:30,600 Rose, there's a man alive in the world who wasn't alive before. 648 00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:33,200 The whole world's different because he's alive! 649 00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:37,500 Time's been damaged and they've come to sterilise the wound. 650 00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:39,400 Rose, get in the church! 651 00:44:16,300 --> 00:44:19,300 Subtitles by Chris Boyd BBC Broadcast 2005 SUBTITLES CONVERSION BY REIREI 0 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net