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No, Amy, it's definitely not
the fifth moon of Sinda Callista.
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I think I can see a Ryman's.
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Amy! Amy!
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Argh!
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Doctor!
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It's saying we're on Earth!
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Essex, Colchester.
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Doctor?!
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It's taking off again.
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Doctor, can you hear me?
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Amy!
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Amy...
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'Hello?
Hello, please? Hello?'
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'I need your help.
There's been an accident. '
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'Please, help me. '
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BUZZER
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Hello?
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Please, will you help me?
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Help you?
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What's wrong?
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Something terrible's happened.
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Please help me.
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Craig, what's that on the ceiling?
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- What's what on the ceiling?
- That!
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It's coming from upstairs.
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Who lives up there again?
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Just some bloke.
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So what's the plan tonight?
Pizza, booze, telly?
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Yeah, pizza, booze, telly.
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THUMPING AND BANGING
What is he doing up there?
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- You put the advert up yet?
- Yeah, did it today, paper shop window.
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"One furnished room available
immediately, shared kitchen,
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"bathroom, with 27-year-old
male, non smoker, £400 pcm
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- per calendar month -
suit young professional. "
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Mmm, sounds ideal. That's
your mission in life, Craig.
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- Find me a man! - Yeah, otherwise
you'll have to settle for me.
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You'll have to settle for me first.
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PHONE BEEPING
Oh, Melina again. What?
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.. Right.
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.. Yeah, but I've kind of got plans.
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.. No, it's nothing important,
it's just Craig. - Oh, thanks, Soph.
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Sorry, you know what I mean!
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.. OK. I'll talk to Craig, OK.
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Now she's having a Dylan crisis
on top of the Clare crisis.
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It could be another all-nighter.
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I'm sorry, but I really should go.
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Do you mind if I go?
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No, not at all.
No, honestly, course not, go.
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- Cos I could stay. - No, go on.
- I mean, we've got plans.
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Just pizza.
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Yeah, it's just pizza.
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OK! Right, I'm going.
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- All right, then. Well, um,
I'll see you soon. - Yeah.
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All right, and give me a
call, I hope everything's OK.
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Thanks, sorry.
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THUMPING AND CRASHING
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Just tell her.
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Just tell her. "I love you. "
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"I love you. " Oh, jus..
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"Hey, I don't know if you knew... "
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Oh!
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DOORBELL RINGS
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Every time!
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I love you. I love you.
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I love you.
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I love you!
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I love you!
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Well, that's good, cos I'm
your new lodger. Do you know,
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this is going to be
easier than I expected!
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Corrected by Lauta
www.Addic7ed.com
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But I only just put the advert
up today, I didn't put my address.
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Well, aren't you lucky I came
along? More lucky than you know.
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Less of a young professional,
more of an ancient amateur,
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but frankly I'm an absolute dream.
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Hang on, mate, I don't
know if I want you staying,
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and give me back those
keys, you can't have those!
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Yes, quite right. Have some rent.
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That's probably quite a lot,
isn't it? Looks like a lot.
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Is it a lot? I can never tell.
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Don't spend it all on sweets. Unless
you like sweets. I like sweets. Ooh.
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That's how we greet each other
nowadays, isn't it? I'm the Doctor.
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Well, they call me the
Doctor, I don't know why.
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I call me the Doctor too.
Still don't know why.
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- Craig Owens. The Doctor?
- Yep.
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- Who lives upstairs?
- Just some bloke.
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What does he look like?
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Normal. He's very quiet.
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LOUD BANG
Usually.
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Sorry, who are you again?
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Hello?! Excuse me?
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Ah! I suppose that's... dry rot?
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- Or damp. Or mildew.
- Or none of the above.
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- I'll get someone to fix it.
- No, I'll fix it.
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I'm good at fixing rot.
Call me the Rotmeister.
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No, I'm the Doctor, don't
call me the Rotmeister.
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This is the most beautiful
parlour I have ever seen,
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you're obviously a man
of impeccable taste.
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I can stay, Craig, can't I?
Say I can.
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- You haven't even seen the room.
- The room? - Your room.
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My room?
Oh, yes, my room, my room.
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Take me to my room!
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Yeah, this is Mark's old room, he owns
the place, moved out about a month ago.
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An uncle he'd never even heard
of died and left a load of money.
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How very convenient.
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This'll do just right. In fact...
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BANGING AND GLASS BREAKING
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No time to lose. I'll take it.
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Ah... you'll want to see my credentials.
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There... National Insurance number...
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NHS number...
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- References... - Is that a reference
from the Archbishop of Canterbury?
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I'm his special favourite.
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Are you hungry? I'm hungry.
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I haven't got anything in.
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You've got everything I need for
an omelette fines herbes! Pour deux!
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So who's the girl on the fridge?
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My friend. Sophie.
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- Girlfriend? - A friend who is a
girl. There's nothing going on.
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Ah, that's completely
normal. Works for me.
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We met at work about a
year ago at the call centre.
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Oh, really, a communications
exchange? That could be handy.
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Firm's going down though. The bosses are
using a totally rubbish business model.
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I know what they should do,
I got a plan all worked out,
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but I'm just a phone drone, I can't
go running in saying I know best.
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Why am I telling you this?
I don't even know you.
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I've got one of those faces.
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People never stop blurting out
their plans while I'm around.
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Right, where's your stuff?
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Don't worry, it'll materialise,
if all goes to plan.
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Oh, which one, which one?! No!
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Why won't you land?!
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Oh, that was incredible!
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That was absolutely brilliant.
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Where did you learn to cook?
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Paris, in the 18th century. No, hang on,
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that's not recent, is it? 17th?
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No, no, no, 20th. Sorry, I'm not
used to doing them in the right order.
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Has anyone ever told you
that you're a bit weird?
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They never really stop.
Ever been to Paris, Craig?
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Nah, I can't see the point of Paris.
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- I'm not much of a traveller.
- I can tell from your sofa.
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- My sofa?
- You're starting to look like it.
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Thanks, mate, that's lovely!
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No, I like it here.
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I'd miss it, I'd miss...
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- Those keys?
- What?
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You're sort of...
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...fondling them.
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- I'm holding them.
- Right.
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Anyway...
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these...
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these are your keys.
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- I can stay? - Yeah, you're weird and
you can cook, it's good enough for me.
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Right, outdoor, front door,
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your door. - My door. My
place. My gaff. Ha-ha! Yes!
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Me with a key.
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And listen, Mark and I,
we had an arrangement where
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if you ever need me out of your
hair, just give me a shout, OK?
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Why would I want that?
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In case you want to bring
someone round. A girlfriend or...
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a boyfriend?
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Oh, I will. I'll shout if that happens.
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Yes. Something like...
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I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS!
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By the way, that...
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the rot.
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I've got the strangest
feeling we shouldn't touch it.
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Earth to Pond, Earth to Pond.
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Come in, Pond.
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Doctor!
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- Oooh. - Sorry! - Could you not
wreck my new earpiece, Pond?
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No, I mean, he seems a laugh.
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He's a bit weird, good weird, you know?
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- 'And he just happens to have three
grand on him in a paper bag?' - Yeah.
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Wait, wait. "The Doctor"?!
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'Craig, what if he's a dealer?!'
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'Hello. Stop, please. '
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'Can you hear me? I need your help. '
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How's the TARDIS coping?
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See for yourself.
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Ooh, nasty.
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She's locked in a materialisation loop,
trying to land again but she can't.
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And whatever's stopping her
is upstairs in that flat.
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So go upstairs and sort it!
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'Please. My little girl's hurt. '
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I don't know what it is yet!
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Anything that can stop the TARDIS
from landing is big, scary big!
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Wait... aren't you scared?
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I'm so sorry, but will
you help me? Please.
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Help you?
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'A bow tie, are you serious?!'
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Hang on a sec.
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What? Craig, Craig?
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Arbuckle, rare tarantula
on the table, ooh!
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I can't go up there until I know
what it is and how to deal with it!
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It is vital that this "man" upstairs
doesn't realise who and what I am.
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So no sonicking.
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No advanced technology. I can only
use this cos we're on scramble.
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To anyone else hearing this conversation,
we're talking absolute gibberish.
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Practical eruption in chicken. >
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Descartes Lombardy spiral. >
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All I've got to do is pass
as an ordinary human being.
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Simple. What could possibly go wrong?
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- 'Have you seen you?' - So you're just
going to be snide? No helpful hints?
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Hmm, well, here's
one... bow tie, get rid!
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Bow ties are cool.
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Come on, Amy, I'm a normal bloke,
tell me what normal blokes do.
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They watch telly, they play
football, they go down the pub.
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I could do those things!
I don't, but I could!
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CRASHING Hang on.
Wait, wait, wait! Amy?!
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SHE SCREAMS
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Interesting.
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Localised time loop.
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- Ow! What's all that?
- Time distortion.
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Whatever's happening upstairs,
is still affecting you.
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AMY SCREAMS
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MORE SCREAMING
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It's stopped... ish!
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- 'How about your end?'
- My end's good.
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'So, doesn't sound great,
but nothing to worry about?'
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No, no, no, not really!
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Just keep the zigzag plotter
on full, that'll protect you.
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Ah!
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Amy, I said the zigzag plotter!
I pulled the zigzag plotter!
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- What, you're standing with
the door behind you? - Yes!
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OK, take two steps to your
right and pull it again!
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- Oh.
- Now, I must not use the sonic.
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- I've got work to do, need
to pick up a few items. - Hey!
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CAT MIAOWING
Ssh!
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Don't get comfortable!
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THE DOCTOR SINGING
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- Doctor!
- Hello?!
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How long are you going to be in there?
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Oh, sorry, I like a good soak!
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LOUD THUMPING
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- What the hell was that?
- What did you say?
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I'm just going to go
upstairs, see if he's OK.
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Sorry?
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What did you say?
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Yes? Hello?
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Craig?
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Ow!
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It's me from downstairs.
I heard a big bang.
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No choice... it's sonicking time.
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Thank you, Craig, but
I don't need your help.
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Oops!
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- What happened, what's going on?
- Is that my toothbrush?
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00:15:15,435 --> 00:15:17,885
- Correct. You spoke to
the man upstairs? - Yeah.
249
00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:20,960
What did he look like? More
normal than you do at the moment.
250
00:15:20,995 --> 00:15:23,645
- What are you doing?
- I thought you might be in trouble.
251
00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:30,560
Thanks. Well if I ever am, you can
come and save me with my toothbrush.
252
00:15:30,595 --> 00:15:34,000
PHONE RINGS
253
00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:41,040
- Ooh! Hello?
- Ah!
254
00:15:41,075 --> 00:15:43,605
Hello! The Doctor.
255
00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:46,520
Right. You must be Sophie.
256
00:15:46,555 --> 00:15:47,917
Mm-hm.
257
00:15:47,952 --> 00:15:49,280
Oh... oh!
258
00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:54,885
No, Dom's in Malta, there's
nobody around. Hang on a sec.
259
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:59,120
We've got a match today, pub league,
we're one down if you fancy it?
260
00:15:59,155 --> 00:16:00,920
Pub league? A drinking competition?
261
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:05,685
- No... football... play football?
- Football. Football!
262
00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:08,600
Yes, blokes play football!
I'm good at football, I think.
263
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,440
You've saved my life! I've got somebody.
264
00:16:10,475 --> 00:16:11,965
All right, see you down there.
265
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:15,960
- Hey, Soph. - Hey, I thought I'd come
early and meet your new flatmate.
266
00:16:15,995 --> 00:16:18,165
Do you play, Sophie?
267
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:21,640
No, Soph just stands on the
sidelines, she's my mascot.
268
00:16:21,675 --> 00:16:24,005
I'm your mascot? Mascot?!
269
00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:27,480
Well, not my mascot, it's a
football match, I can't take a date.
270
00:16:27,515 --> 00:16:30,080
- I didn't say I was your date.
- Neither did I.
271
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,160
Better get dressed.
272
00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:44,240
- Oh, the spare kit's just in the
bottom drawer. - Bit of a mess.
273
00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:49,325
- What d'you think?
- You didn't say he was gorgeous!
274
00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:52,280
You unlocked the door. How did
you do that? Those are your keys,
275
00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:55,077
you must have left them
last time you came here.
276
00:16:55,112 --> 00:16:57,636
Yeah, but I... How do you
know these are my keys?
277
00:16:57,671 --> 00:17:00,125
- I've been holding them!
- I have got another set.
278
00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:03,200
- You've got two sets of keys
to someone else's house? - Yeah.
279
00:17:03,235 --> 00:17:04,525
I see!
280
00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:07,000
You must like it here too.
281
00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:22,000
So I'm going out, if I hang
about the house all the time,
282
00:17:22,035 --> 00:17:25,521
him upstairs might get
suspicious, notice me.
283
00:17:25,555 --> 00:17:28,440
Football, OK, well done, that is normal.
284
00:17:28,475 --> 00:17:30,885
'Yeah, football, all outdoorsy. '
285
00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:34,645
Now, football's the one
with the sticks, isn't it?
286
00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:36,680
What are you actually called,
what's your proper name?
287
00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:38,681
- Just call me the Doctor.
- Yeah.
288
00:17:38,715 --> 00:17:40,665
I can't say to these guys, "Hey, this is
289
00:17:40,666 --> 00:17:42,666
my new flatmate, he's
called the Doctor. "
290
00:17:42,715 --> 00:17:44,485
- Why not?
- Cos it's weird.
291
00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:47,480
- All right, Craig. Soph.
- All right, mate.
292
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,965
Hello, I'm Craig's new flatmate.
293
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,920
- I'm called the Doctor.
- All right, Doctor. I'm Sean.
294
00:17:53,955 --> 00:17:56,080
- Where are you strongest?
- Arms.
295
00:17:57,720 --> 00:18:00,840
No, he means, what
position? On the field?
296
00:18:00,875 --> 00:18:04,057
Not sure. The front? The side?
297
00:18:04,092 --> 00:18:07,240
- Below?
- Are you any good though?
298
00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:10,280
Let's find out!
299
00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:21,280
That's not bad.
300
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:24,880
Yes. Go!
301
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:27,960
One two, one two!
302
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,200
Go on, Doctor, go on, Doctor!
303
00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:37,520
CHEERING
304
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:41,640
You're brilliant, you're amazing!
305
00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:50,480
Come on, Craig, show
them what you've got!
306
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:06,760
I love this game!
307
00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:27,600
Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor!
308
00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:41,400
'Please can you help me?
309
00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:45,840
'Can you help me, please?'
310
00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:49,280
'Can you help me?'
311
00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:53,440
Hello?
312
00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:03,280
I've lost my mum, I don't know
where she is. Please can you help me?
313
00:20:03,315 --> 00:20:05,360
Help you?
314
00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:10,320
You poor thing, what's happened?
315
00:20:10,355 --> 00:20:13,165
Can you help me find her?
316
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:16,040
You are so on the team!
Next week we've got
317
00:20:16,041 --> 00:20:18,841
the Crown and Anchor,
we'll annihilate them!
318
00:20:18,915 --> 00:20:21,165
No violence, not while I'm around,
319
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,840
not today, not ever. I'm the
Doctor, the oncoming storm...
320
00:20:23,875 --> 00:20:26,480
and you meant beat them in
a football match, didn't you?
321
00:20:26,515 --> 00:20:29,560
- Yeah.
- Lovely, what sort of time?
322
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,320
THEY LAUGH
323
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:48,900
SHE SCREAMS
324
00:20:48,935 --> 00:20:50,760
Amy? Amy?
325
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:55,440
- It's happening again! Worse!
- What does the scanner say?
326
00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:59,360
A lot of nines.
Is it good that they're nines?
327
00:20:59,361 --> 00:21:01,761
Tell me it's good
that they're all nines!
328
00:21:01,795 --> 00:21:06,400
Yes, yes, it's... it's good! Zigzag
plotter, zigzag plotter, Amy.
329
00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:14,360
Argh!
330
00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:19,440
Amy? Are you there?
331
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:25,925
- 'Amy?'
- Yes, hello.
332
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:29,040
Ah, thank heavens. I thought
the TARDIS had been flung off
333
00:21:29,075 --> 00:21:32,365
into the vortex with you
inside it, lost forever.
334
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:34,400
You mean that could actually happen!?
335
00:21:34,401 --> 00:21:37,801
- You have got to get me out of here.
- How are the numbers?
336
00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:39,840
All fives.
337
00:21:39,875 --> 00:21:41,760
Fives?
338
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:45,525
Even better.
339
00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:47,760
'Still, it means the
effect's almost unbelievably
340
00:21:47,761 --> 00:21:49,961
powerful and dangerous,
but don't worry. '
341
00:21:49,995 --> 00:21:51,645
Hang on, OK?
342
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:56,400
- 'I've got some rewiring to do. '
- Hey! You... "hang on"!
343
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:05,960
Hello, flatmate.
344
00:22:05,995 --> 00:22:07,845
Hey, man.
345
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:11,340
Listen, Sophie's coming
round tonight and I
346
00:22:11,341 --> 00:22:14,741
was wondering if you
could give us some space?
347
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:17,440
Oh, don't mind me. You
won't even know I'm here.
348
00:22:17,475 --> 00:22:19,097
DISTANT EXPLOSION
349
00:22:19,132 --> 00:22:20,720
That's the idea.
350
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:26,680
< Yes, perfect! What a beauty!
351
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:34,920
- That's got bigger.
- Oh, yeah.
352
00:22:34,955 --> 00:22:36,525
Are we going out?
353
00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:40,040
I've had a bit of a weird day,
can we do pizza-booze-telly?
354
00:22:40,075 --> 00:22:41,845
Great, love it! Wait.
355
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:45,880
No Melina, no crises, no interruptions.
356
00:22:45,915 --> 00:22:48,600
Great. Excellent.
357
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:51,320
Um, Soph...
358
00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:54,920
I've...
359
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:00,720
I think...
360
00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:04,120
Where's this going?
361
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,080
I think that we...
362
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:11,960
...should...
363
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:14,965
Mm?
364
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,605
- Hello.
- What?
365
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:19,440
Whoops, sorry, don't
worry, I wasn't listening,
366
00:23:19,441 --> 00:23:22,354
in a world of my own down there.
- I thought you were going out?
367
00:23:22,355 --> 00:23:25,355
Just re-connecting all the
electrics, it's a real mess.
368
00:23:25,356 --> 00:23:27,794
Where's the on-switch for this?
369
00:23:27,795 --> 00:23:31,877
- He really is on his way out.
- No, I don't mind, if you don't mind.
370
00:23:31,912 --> 00:23:36,096
- I don't mind, why would I mind?
- Then stay, have a drink with us.
371
00:23:36,131 --> 00:23:40,280
- What, do I have to stay now?
- Do you want to stay? - I don't mind.
372
00:23:40,315 --> 00:23:42,845
- OK!
- Great!
373
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:44,765
Cos life can seem pointless, Doctor.
374
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,000
Work, weekend, work, weekend.
375
00:23:46,001 --> 00:23:50,000
And there's six billion people on
the planet doing pretty much the same.
376
00:23:50,035 --> 00:23:52,400
Six billion people?
Watching you two at work,
377
00:23:52,435 --> 00:23:53,874
I'm starting to wonder
where they all come from.
378
00:23:53,875 --> 00:23:57,200
- What? What do you mean by that?
- So, the call centre. That's no good?
379
00:23:57,235 --> 00:23:59,045
What do you really want to do?
380
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:02,560
Don't laugh.
I only ever told Craig about it.
381
00:24:02,595 --> 00:24:05,525
I want to work looking after animals.
382
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:10,085
Maybe abroad? I saw this
orang-utan sanctuary on telly.
383
00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:14,340
- What's stopping you? - She can't,
you need loads of qualifications.
384
00:24:14,375 --> 00:24:18,287
Yeah, true. Plus it's scary,
everyone I know lives round here.
385
00:24:18,322 --> 00:24:22,141
Craig got offered a job in London,
better money, didn't take it.
386
00:24:22,176 --> 00:24:25,960
What's wrong with staying here?
I can't see the point of London.
387
00:24:25,995 --> 00:24:28,085
Perhaps you'll just have to stay here,
388
00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:31,360
secure and a little bit
miserable until the day you drop.
389
00:24:31,395 --> 00:24:33,325
Better than trying and failing, eh?
390
00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:36,240
- You think I'd fail?
- Everybody's got dreams, Sophie,
391
00:24:36,275 --> 00:24:39,120
very few are going to
achieve them, so why pretend?
392
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:44,840
Perhaps, in the whole universe, a
call centre is where you should be?
393
00:24:44,875 --> 00:24:47,165
- Why are you saying that?
That's horrible. - Is it true?
394
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:49,300
Of course it's not true.
I'm not staying in a
395
00:24:49,335 --> 00:24:52,100
call centre all my life,
I can do anything I want!
396
00:24:53,035 --> 00:24:56,845
Oh! Yeah! Right!
397
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:59,485
Oh, my God! Did you
see what he just did?
398
00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:02,440
No, what's happening? Are you
going to live with monkeys now?
399
00:25:02,475 --> 00:25:04,245
It's a big old world, Sophie.
400
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:07,800
Work out what's really
keeping you here, eh?
401
00:25:07,835 --> 00:25:09,800
I don't know.
402
00:25:09,835 --> 00:25:11,240
Dunno.
403
00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:21,920
So, are you going to be taking
off then, seeing the world?
404
00:25:21,955 --> 00:25:23,880
What? Do you think I should?
405
00:25:23,915 --> 00:25:26,525
Yeah...
406
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:29,640
Like the Doctor says,
what's keeping you here?
407
00:25:29,675 --> 00:25:31,880
Yeah, exactly! What?
408
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:36,440
- Bye.
- See you.
409
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:43,240
- See you in a bit.
- Yeah.
410
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:54,240
Right. Shield's up.
411
00:25:54,275 --> 00:25:55,840
Let's scan!
412
00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:59,605
'What are you getting?'
413
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:02,240
Upstairs. No traces of high technology.
414
00:26:02,275 --> 00:26:04,405
Totally normal.
415
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:06,480
No no, no, no, it can't be!
416
00:26:06,515 --> 00:26:07,605
It's too normal.
417
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:10,045
Only for you could too
normal be a problem.
418
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:12,765
You said I could be lost
forever. Just go upstairs.
419
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:16,240
Without knowing, get myself
killed, then you really are lost.
420
00:26:16,275 --> 00:26:19,080
If I could just get a look in there...
421
00:26:19,115 --> 00:26:20,485
Hold on.
422
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:23,040
Use the data bank, get
me the plans of this
423
00:26:23,041 --> 00:26:25,541
building... its history,
the layout, everything.
424
00:26:25,595 --> 00:26:28,680
Meanwhile, I shall recruit a spy.
425
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:53,280
The Rotmeister...
426
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:55,680
Ahh!
427
00:26:55,715 --> 00:26:57,040
Ow!
428
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:04,440
Craig!
429
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:09,400
Craig? Breakfast, it's normal.
430
00:27:09,435 --> 00:27:10,920
Craig?
431
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:14,680
Craig!
432
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:19,440
Craig, I told you not
to touch it! What's that?
433
00:27:19,475 --> 00:27:22,365
An unfamiliar and obviously
poisonous substance.
434
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:25,800
"Oh, I know what would be really
clever, I'll stick my hand in it!"
435
00:27:25,835 --> 00:27:27,680
Come on, Craig, breathe.
436
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:32,880
Come on, Craig, breathe! Thems
are healthy footballer's lungs!
437
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:36,180
Right. Reverse the enzyme decay.
438
00:27:36,215 --> 00:27:38,600
Excite the tannin molecules.
439
00:27:49,120 --> 00:27:52,680
- I've got to go to work.
- On no account. You need rest.
440
00:27:52,715 --> 00:27:54,200
One more.
441
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:04,000
- It's the planning meeting, it's
important. - You're important.
442
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:08,920
You're going to be fine, Craig.
443
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:25,445
What!
444
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:28,480
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
445
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:42,405
Oh, afternoon.
446
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:46,120
I'm so sorry, Michael, I don't know
what happened, I've got no excuse.
447
00:28:46,155 --> 00:28:49,440
I think that's not what my
screen is telling me, Mr Lang.
448
00:28:49,475 --> 00:28:52,245
What's he doing here?
What are you doing here?
449
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:56,720
If that's your attitude, Mr Lang,
please take your custom elsewhere.
450
00:28:56,755 --> 00:28:59,005
No, no, no, that's
one of my best clients!
451
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:00,980
Craig, how are you feeling?
Had some time to kill,
452
00:29:00,981 --> 00:29:02,911
I was curious, never
worked in an office.
453
00:29:02,955 --> 00:29:05,057
- Never worked in anywhere.
- You're insane!
454
00:29:05,092 --> 00:29:07,306
Leave off the Doctor, I love the Doctor.
455
00:29:07,341 --> 00:29:09,520
He was brilliant in
the planning meeting.
456
00:29:09,555 --> 00:29:11,365
You went to the planning meeting?
457
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:15,360
I was your representative. We don't
need Mr Lang any more. Rude Mr Lang.
458
00:29:15,395 --> 00:29:18,557
- Here you go, and I found some
custard creams! - Sophie, my hero.
459
00:29:18,592 --> 00:29:21,776
Hi. I went on the web, applied
for a wildlife charity thing.
460
00:29:21,811 --> 00:29:24,960
They said I could always start
as a volunteer straight away.
461
00:29:24,995 --> 00:29:27,680
- Should I do it? - Yeah,
great, yeah, good, go for it.
462
00:29:27,715 --> 00:29:29,640
You look awful. About turn! Bed. Now.
463
00:29:29,675 --> 00:29:31,680
Who next? Oh, yes.
464
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:39,160
Hello, Mr Joergensen. Can you
hold? I have to eat a biscuit.
465
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:58,800
What the hell?
466
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:03,525
CAT MIAOWS
467
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:05,640
Have you been upstairs?
468
00:30:05,675 --> 00:30:07,125
Yes?
469
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:09,800
THROATY MIAOW
470
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:15,320
You can do it. Show me what's up
there? What's behind that door? >
471
00:30:15,355 --> 00:30:18,045
Try to show me. Ohh,
that doesn't make sense! >
472
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:21,725
Ever see anyone go up there?
Lots of people? Good good. >
473
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:25,960
What kind of people? People who
never come back down. That's very bad.
474
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:34,200
Oh, hello. I can't take this
any more. I want you to go!
475
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:39,085
- You can have this back an' all.
- What have I done?
476
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:42,365
- For a start, talking to a cat.
- Lots of people talk to cats.
477
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:46,480
Everybody loves you, you're better
at football than me, and my job,
478
00:30:46,515 --> 00:30:50,525
and now Sophie's all "Oh, monkeys,
monkeys!" and then... there's that!
479
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:55,960
It's art! A statement on modern society,
"Ooh, ain't modern society awful?"
480
00:30:55,995 --> 00:30:59,457
You've been here three days, the
three weirdest days of my life.
481
00:30:59,492 --> 00:31:02,885
- Your days will get a lot weirder
if I go! - I can't do this any more!
482
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:06,080
I can't leave this place. I'm like you,
I can't see the point of anywhere else.
483
00:31:06,115 --> 00:31:08,085
Madrid, hah, what a dump!
I have to stay.
484
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:11,800
- No, you don't, you have to leave!
- I can't go! Just get out!
485
00:31:11,835 --> 00:31:14,240
Right! Only way! I'm going
to show you something,
486
00:31:14,275 --> 00:31:15,845
but ssh, really, ssh!
487
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:18,360
Oh, I am going to
regret this. OK, right...
488
00:31:18,395 --> 00:31:21,000
- First, general background!
- Yargh!
489
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:26,220
Ohhh!
490
00:31:26,255 --> 00:31:28,285
Ow!
491
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:30,165
- You're a...
- Yes.
492
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:34,000
From... Ssh. You've
got a TARDIS! Yes. Ssh!
493
00:31:34,035 --> 00:31:35,165
Eleventh!
494
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:37,640
Right... OK, specific detail!
495
00:31:37,675 --> 00:31:39,240
Argh!
496
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:43,000
Amy! Amy!
497
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:48,685
You saw my ad in the paper shop window.
498
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:52,640
Yes, with this right above it. Which is
odd, because Amy hasn't written it yet.
499
00:31:52,675 --> 00:31:54,565
Time travel, it CAN happen.
500
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:55,840
That's a scanner!
501
00:31:55,841 --> 00:31:59,841
You used non-technological
technology of Lammasteen.
502
00:32:00,275 --> 00:32:02,120
Shut up!
503
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:14,360
Please can you help me?
504
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:16,845
Hi.
505
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:21,800
- Please. Will you help me?
- What's the matter, my love?
506
00:32:21,835 --> 00:32:24,680
Help you?
507
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:29,885
Aaargh!
508
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:35,340
- I am never, ever doing that ever
ever again... Amy! - That's Amy Pond!
509
00:32:35,375 --> 00:32:40,760
Oh, of course, you can understand
us now, hurrah. Got those plans yet?
510
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:47,120
- Still searching for them! - I've worked
it out with psychic help from a cat.
511
00:32:47,155 --> 00:32:51,040
- Cat? - Yes, I know he's got a
time engine in the flat upstairs.
512
00:32:51,075 --> 00:32:52,925
He's using innocent people
to try and launch it.
513
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:55,120
Whenever he does, they get
burnt up, hence the stain...
514
00:32:55,121 --> 00:32:57,281
- From the ceiling?
- Well done, Craig.
515
00:32:57,315 --> 00:33:01,797
- And you, Miss Pond, nearly get
thrown off into the Vortex. - Lovely!
516
00:33:01,832 --> 00:33:06,280
- People are dying up there? People
are dying. People are dying. - Amy!
517
00:33:06,315 --> 00:33:08,085
Doctor!
518
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:10,160
They're being killed!
519
00:33:10,195 --> 00:33:12,200
Someone's up there.
520
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:18,960
'Doctor!' Hang on!
521
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:24,085
Craig, come on...
someone's dying up there.
522
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:28,120
It's Sophie. It's Sophie that's
dying up there, it's Sophie!
523
00:33:28,155 --> 00:33:30,325
Doctor! Aaaaargh!
524
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:32,765
- Where's Sophie!
- Wait, wait! Amy?
525
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:36,200
- Are you upstairs? - Just going in!
- But you can't be upstairs.
526
00:33:36,235 --> 00:33:38,245
- Of course I can be upstairs!
- Come on!
527
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:42,360
No! I've got the plans, you cannot be
upstairs, it's a one-storey building.
528
00:33:42,395 --> 00:33:44,560
'There is no upstairs!'
529
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:54,100
What?
530
00:33:54,135 --> 00:33:56,365
- What?
- Oh.
531
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:58,880
Oh, of course!
532
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:03,800
The time engine isn't IN the
flat. The time engine IS the flat!
533
00:34:03,835 --> 00:34:06,537
Someone's attempt to build a TARDIS.
534
00:34:06,572 --> 00:34:09,240
No, there's always been an upstairs.
535
00:34:09,275 --> 00:34:11,765
- Has there? Think about it!
- Yes.
536
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:13,900
- No. I don't...
- Perception filter.
537
00:34:13,901 --> 00:34:16,274
It's more than a disguise.
It tricks your memory.
538
00:34:16,275 --> 00:34:18,005
SCREAMING
Sophie!
539
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:20,125
Sophie! Oh, my God, Sophie!
540
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:22,600
Craig! It's controlling
her. It's willing her to
541
00:34:22,601 --> 00:34:25,601
touch the activator.
- It's not going to have her!
542
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:28,885
Ah! Deadlock seal!
543
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:30,880
You've got to do something!
544
00:34:32,240 --> 00:34:35,400
- What?
- Why's it let her go?
545
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:45,320
- You will help me. - Right! Stop!
Crashed ship, let's see. Hello.
546
00:34:45,355 --> 00:34:47,645
I'm Captain Troy Handsome
of International Rescue.
547
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:50,080
- Please state the nature of your
emergency. - The ship has crashed.
548
00:34:50,115 --> 00:34:52,177
The crew are dead. A pilot is required.
549
00:34:52,212 --> 00:34:54,205
You're the emergency crash program.
550
00:34:54,240 --> 00:34:57,360
A hologram. You've been luring people
up here so you can try them out.
551
00:34:57,395 --> 00:34:59,685
You will help me, you will
help me, you will help me.
552
00:34:59,720 --> 00:35:02,040
- Craig! Where am I?
- Hush! Human brains aren't
553
00:35:02,041 --> 00:35:04,361
strong enough, they
just burn. You're stupid,
554
00:35:04,395 --> 00:35:06,205
you just keep trying.
555
00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:08,240
17 people have been tried.
556
00:35:08,275 --> 00:35:11,845
6,000,400,026 remain.
557
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:14,140
- Seriously, what is going on?
- The top floor of
558
00:35:14,141 --> 00:35:16,401
Craig's building is in
reality an alien space ship,
559
00:35:16,435 --> 00:35:19,920
intent on slaughtering the population
of this planet. Any questions? No, good.
560
00:35:19,955 --> 00:35:22,960
- Yes, I have questions.
- The correct pilot has now been found.
561
00:35:22,995 --> 00:35:24,637
Yes, I was worried you'd say that.
562
00:35:24,672 --> 00:35:26,516
He means you, Doctor, doesn't he?
563
00:35:26,551 --> 00:35:28,325
The correct pilot has been found.
564
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:32,525
The correct pilot has been found
The correct pilot has been found.
565
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:37,360
- What's happening? - It's pulling me in!
I'm the new pilot! - Could you do it?
566
00:35:37,395 --> 00:35:39,645
Could you fly the ship safely?
567
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:41,725
No, I'm way too much for this ship.
568
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:43,780
My hand touches that panel, the planet
569
00:35:43,781 --> 00:35:45,801
doesn't blow up, the
whole solar system does.
570
00:35:45,835 --> 00:35:47,885
The correct pilot has been found.
571
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:50,680
No... worst choice ever,
I promise you. Stop this!
572
00:35:50,715 --> 00:35:52,765
Doctor, it's getting worse.
573
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:55,840
It doesn't want everyone.
Craig, it didn't want you!
574
00:35:55,875 --> 00:35:57,925
I spoke to him and he
said I couldn't help him!
575
00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:00,880
It didn't want Sophie before
but now it does. What's changed?
576
00:36:00,915 --> 00:36:03,725
No! I gave her the idea of leaving!
577
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:06,880
It's a machine that needs to leave,
it wants people who want to escape!
578
00:36:06,915 --> 00:36:10,120
And you don't want to leave,
Craig, you're Mr Sofa Man.
579
00:36:10,155 --> 00:36:11,285
Doctor!
580
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:12,925
Craig, you can shut down the engine.
581
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:16,800
Put your hand on the panel and
concentrate on why you want to stay!
582
00:36:16,835 --> 00:36:19,040
- Craig, no! - Will it work?
- Yes! - Are you sure?
583
00:36:19,075 --> 00:36:20,657
- Yes!
- Is that a lie?
584
00:36:20,692 --> 00:36:22,205
Of course it's a lie!
585
00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:25,080
It's good enough for me. Geronimo!
586
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:31,165
- Craig!
- Doctor!
587
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:34,165
Craig, what's keeping you
here? Think about everything
588
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:37,360
that makes you want to stay
here! Why don't you want to leave?
589
00:36:37,395 --> 00:36:39,800
Sophie! And I don't
want to leave Sophie!
590
00:36:39,835 --> 00:36:41,840
I can't leave Sophie! I love Sophie!
591
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:46,600
I love you, too, Craig, you idiot!
592
00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:51,760
- Doctor! - Honestly, do you mean that?
- Of course I mean it! Do you mean it?
593
00:36:51,795 --> 00:36:55,160
- I've always meant it. Seriously
though, do you mean it? - Yes.
594
00:36:55,195 --> 00:36:56,805
- Ugh!
- What about the monkeys?
595
00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:59,840
Oh, not now, not again! Craig,
the planet's about to burn!
596
00:36:59,875 --> 00:37:01,960
For God's sake, kiss the girl!
597
00:37:01,995 --> 00:37:03,520
Kiss the girl!
598
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:16,525
'Doctor!'
599
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:18,525
You've done it.
600
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:20,965
Aha, you've done it!
601
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,220
'Oh, now the screen's just zeros!
602
00:37:23,221 --> 00:37:26,221
Now it's minus ones, minus
twos, minus threes... '
603
00:37:26,555 --> 00:37:27,525
Big yes!
604
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:31,040
Help me.
Help me. Help me. Help me.
605
00:37:31,075 --> 00:37:32,405
Big no.
606
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:36,360
- Help me. Help me. Help me.
Help me. - Did we switch it off?
607
00:37:36,395 --> 00:37:40,280
Emergency shutdown, it's
imploding, everybody out, out, out!
608
00:37:40,315 --> 00:37:44,440
Help me. Help me. Help
me. Help me. Help me...
609
00:37:44,475 --> 00:37:46,165
Help me. Help me. Help me...
610
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:48,560
- Doctor!
- Help me. Help me. Help me...
611
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:15,800
Look at them. Didn't they see that?
The whole top floor just vanished.
612
00:38:15,835 --> 00:38:18,920
Perception filter. There
never was a top floor.
613
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:34,320
- So have we spoiled our friendship,
then? - Totally ruined it.
614
00:38:34,355 --> 00:38:35,965
And what about the monkeys?
615
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,085
We could save them together, you know.
616
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:42,960
Do whatever we want. I could see the
point of Paris if you were there with me.
617
00:38:42,995 --> 00:38:45,800
First let's destroy our
friendship completely.
618
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:02,360
- Oi!
- What, you're trying to sneak off?
619
00:39:02,395 --> 00:39:04,120
Yes, well, you were sort of...
620
00:39:04,155 --> 00:39:05,880
busy.
621
00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:12,485
- I want you to keep these.
- Thank you.
622
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:15,900
- Cos I might pop back soon, have
another little stay. - No, you won't.
623
00:39:15,935 --> 00:39:19,280
I've been in your head, remember.
But I still want you to keep them.
624
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:23,805
- Thank you, Craig.
- Thank you, Doctor.
625
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:29,360
Sophie. Now then. 6,000,400,026
people in the world.
626
00:39:29,395 --> 00:39:32,160
That's the number to beat.
627
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:34,400
Yeah.
628
00:39:58,720 --> 00:40:03,240
Back in time! You need to go to the
paper shop, leave that note for me.
629
00:40:03,275 --> 00:40:06,880
Right little matchmaker, aren't
you? Can't you find me a fella?
630
00:40:06,915 --> 00:40:10,045
Oh, rectifier's playing
up again... Hold on.
631
00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:12,800
- You write the note and I'll
change that will. - You got a pen?
632
00:40:12,835 --> 00:40:14,560
Make sure it's a red pen.
633
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:49,245
There were cracks.
634
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:54,280
Through some we saw silence
and the end of all things.
635
00:40:54,315 --> 00:40:55,805
It's the crack in my wall.
636
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:59,280
Two parts of space and time that should
never have touched, pressed together.
637
00:40:59,315 --> 00:41:02,477
- All through the universe, rips in
the continuum. - How could it be here?
638
00:41:02,512 --> 00:41:05,605
- How can it be following me? - I don't
know yet, but I'm working it out.
639
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:08,560
Some sort of space-time
catechism? Big enough
640
00:41:08,561 --> 00:41:11,481
to put cracks in the universe. But what?
641
00:41:11,515 --> 00:41:17,720
The universe is cracked. The
Pandorica will open, silence will fall.
642
00:41:17,755 --> 00:41:22,005
Pandorica... Ha! That's a fairytale!
643
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:25,680
If it is real, it's
here and it's opening.
644
00:41:25,715 --> 00:41:30,045
What is it? A box, a cage a prison.
645
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:33,500
There was a goblin or a
Trickster, or a warrior,
646
00:41:33,501 --> 00:41:36,921
soaked in the blood
of a billion galaxies.
647
00:41:36,955 --> 00:41:41,480
The most feared being in all the cosmos.
648
00:41:41,515 --> 00:41:43,525
The Pandorica.
649
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:45,880
More than just a fairytale.
650
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:49,565
- It's opening.
- Your world has visitors.
651
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:52,120
Daleks, Doctor, and
Cyberships, Sontarans,
652
00:41:52,121 --> 00:41:54,641
Slitheen, Chelonian,
Nestene, Drahvin, Sycorax...
653
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:56,720
What's in there, what
could justify all this?
654
00:41:56,755 --> 00:41:58,685
What are you?
655
00:41:58,720 --> 00:42:00,840
What could you possibly be?
656
00:42:02,641 --> 00:42:08,641
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