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Well, here we are.
Hedgewick's World -
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the biggest and best amusement
park there will ever be
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and we've got a golden ticket!
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Eh, eh? Fun! Fun?
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Your stupid box can't even get us
to the right place.
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This is, like, a moon base or
something. It's not the moon.
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Actually, I think it does
look like the moon. Only dirtier.
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Hey, guys it's not the moon, OK?
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It's a Spacey Zoomer ride, or it
was.
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Psst! 'Scuse I. I don't suppose you
happen to be my lift off planet?
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Dave's Discount Interstellar
Removals? 'Fraid not.
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They were meant to be here six
months ago.
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That's Dave for you, see,
unreliable.
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Stay where you are! Oops.
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Throw down your weapons
and identify yourselves.
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No. No weapons! Golden ticket!
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Spacey Zoomer? Free ice cream?
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Who are you? This planet is closed,
by Imperial order.
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How's this?
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Oh. Welcome, Proconsul. I wish
they'd told us you were coming.
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Any news of the Emperor?
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Oh, the Emperor... No, no,
none that you'd, er...
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We pray for his return.
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If there is anything you need,
my platoon is at your service.
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Right! Righty-oh.
Well, carry on, Captain.
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Platoon, let's move out.
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On the double. Two, three, four!
Two, three, four!
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Two, three, four!
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Have they gone?
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Yes.
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Uniforms give me
the heebie-jeebies. Come on.
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They can't stop me being here,
but they don't like it.
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Ha-ha! You see?
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I told you it was amazing.
Well, it used to be.
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It closed down. Wish I'd known
that before I landed here.
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But let me show you my collection.
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Come along, follow me,
this way. This way in, come on.
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Welcome to my show...
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Webley's World of Wonders. Miracles,
marvels and more await you.
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I am impresario Webley.
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You see before you waxwork
representations of the famous...
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and the infamous.
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Anybody here play chess?
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Perhaps you, young man?
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Actually, I'm in my school
chess club.
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Ah, follow me.
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Now, let me demonstrate to you all
the wonder of the age,
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the miracle of modernity.
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We defeated them all,
a thousand years ago.
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But now he's back, to destroy you.
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Behold! The enemy!
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Cyberman! Get down!
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No need to panic, my young friends.
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We all know there are no more
living Cybermen.
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What you are seeing is a miracle -
the 699th wonder of the universe.
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As displayed before the Imperial
court,
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and only here to destroy you -
at chess!
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Careful now. An empty shell.
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And yet it moves.
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How? Magic.
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That might well be, young lady.
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A single penny wins you five
Imperial shillings
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if you can beat
this empty shell at chess.
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I haven't got a penny.
But I've got a sandwich.
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All right, take a seat.
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It is free of all devices,
and yet it has never been beaten.
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Would you like to make the first
move, young man?
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Oh, no, Artie.
No, don't do that, it...
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It's a fool's mate.
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If you can tell me how it works,
I'll give you a silver penny.
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I think... you do it with mirrors.
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Hmm, mirrors, clever girl.
Well, let's see, hey? Low tech.
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It's a puppet, monofilament strings,
which means the brains are in...
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Hello. Hello. I'm the brains. Hello.
Give us a hand.
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They call me Porridge.
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Ah, it's good to be out of that box.
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For you, Miss... an Imperial penny.
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I have not one
but THREE Cybermen in my collection.
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Is that the king? Emperor.
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Ludens Nimrod Kendrick, etc, etc,
the 41st - defender of humanity,
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imperator of known space.
He looks a bit full of himself.
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Don't say things like that
about the Imperial family -
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you can end up on the run
for the rest of your life.
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They don't sound very nice.
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Go on. If the kids want to ride
the Spacey Zoomer,
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then I can operate
the gravity console.
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Angie!
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Whoa!
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Smile! Say, "Spacey Zoomer!"
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We're flying! Having a good time?
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I think that was the most fun
I've had in my whole life.
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It was...
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OK.
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Clara? I think outer space is
actually very interesting.
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Right, wonderful day out, Doctor,
but it's time to get the kids home.
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Yeah. Um, no.
Not actually ready to leave.
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Why not? I dunno. Reasons.
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What reasons? Insects. Funny insects.
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I should add them
to my funny insect collection.
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You collect funny insects?
Yeah, I'm starting to.
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Right now.
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How long do we have to stay here?
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Not long. Have a nap. I'll wake you
when we're ready to leave.
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Comfy? Sleep well.
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Good night.
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Don't wander off.
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I'm not just saying,
"Don't wander off" - I MEAN it.
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Otherwise you'll wander off,
and the next thing you know,
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somebody's going to have to start
rescuing somebody.
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From what? Nothing. Nobody needs
rescuing from anything.
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Don't wander off.
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Sweet dreams.
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Mmm. Mmm!
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Total takings for the day -
one sandwich.
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Better than no sandwich, of course.
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Not as good as TWO sandwiches,
or even a chicken...
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That's a bit odd.
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That's not funny,
give me my hands back.
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Upgrade in progress!
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I HATE the future. It's stupid.
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There's not even phone service.
I'm out of here.
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The Doctor said to not wander off.
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He said that,
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and then he wandered off.
I don't think Clara would like that.
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She's not our mum.
Don't leave me here.
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Was this really the biggest
amusement park in the universe?
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Yeah. Hedgewick bought the planet
cheap.
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It'd been trashed in the Cyber-Wars.
Who were we fighting?
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Cybermen. Technologically upgraded
warriors. We couldn't win.
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Sometimes we fought to a draw,
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but then they'd upgrade themselves,
fix their weaknesses and destroy us.
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It's hard to fight an enemy that
uses your armies as spare parts.
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You beat them, though - beat them
or you wouldn't be here. How?
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Look up there - that corner
of the sky. What do you see?
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Nothing. It's just black.
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No stars, no nothing.
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Used to be the Tiberion Spiral
Galaxy. A million star systems.
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A hundred million worlds.
A billion trillion people.
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It's not there any more. No more
Tiberion galaxy. No more Cybermen.
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It was effective.
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It's horrible. Yeah.
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I feel like a monster sometimes.
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Why?
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Because instead of mourning
a billion trillion dead people,
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I just feel sorry for the poor
blighter
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who had to press the button
and blow it all up.
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Clara! Did you tell Angie
she could go to the barracks?
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You KNOW I didn't.
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She hasn't...
She's just gone in there.
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Come on.
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I can't fix this.
It can't be broken.
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It's a solid state sub-ether
ansible class communicator.
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Just run the diagnostics.
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There's nothing left to diagnose.
It's not broken. It's empty.
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All the components have gone. Well,
you must have replacement parts.
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Not enough to build a new one.
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Captain, the weather-controller
is malfunctioning again.
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There's storms, heat waves, snow.
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Hello. I'm bored!
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Where's your big sister?
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Clara? She's not my sister.
She's stupid.
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She's talking to Porridge.
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She talks to her porridge?
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Porridge. That little bloke.
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We need to have a chat.
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I'm not scared, if you're wondering.
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I just think I ought to turn
the lights back on.
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So, tell me about the little bloke.
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Well, you must have seen him.
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Angie, Angie! She has to turn up
and spoil everything!
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I wasn't doing anything!
Why can't you just leave me alone?!
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Cyberman!
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Angie!
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Attack formation!
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No!
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Attack formation - quickly!
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Upgrade in progress!
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Angie!
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Angie! Clara, Clara...!
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That was a Cyberman!
But they're extinct.
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Listen to me, I will get her back.
Captain, a word, please.
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Now, correct me if I'm wrong,
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but I take it your platoon
doesn't do much fighting?
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What do you expect? What?
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We're a punishment platoon.
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It's why they sent us out here,
so we can't get into trouble.
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Ah, right, right, well, OK.
As Imperial Consul,
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I am putting Clara in charge.
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Clara, stay alive until I get back,
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and don't let anyone blow up
this planet.
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Is that something
they're likely to do?
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Get to somewhere defensible.
Where are YOU going?
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I'm getting Angie, finding Artie
and looking for funny insects.
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Stay alive. And you lot,
no blowing up this planet!
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Put me down! I hate you!
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Artie? Artie, what's happening?
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Please stand by.
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You will be upgraded.
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Cyberiad class weaponry.
I've taken it out of storage.
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Good. We need to find somewhere
defensible. Where?
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The beach, the Giant's Cauldron...
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Natty Longshoe's Comical Castle.
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Real castle? Drawbridge? Moat?
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Yes. But comical.
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We'll go there.
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Ma'am... My platoon can deal
with one Cyberman.
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And there are protocols if we cannot
immediately find and destroy it.
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Blowing-up-the-planet protocols?
Respectfully, ma'am...
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Somewhere defensible.
No blowing up the planet.
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She's your commanding officer now,
isn't she, Captain?
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Yes...
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sir.
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You really saw a Cyberman?
We really did.
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Have you reported it
to the Imperium? No communicators.
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So you're going to do what she says.
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Right, let's all spend the night
at Natty Longshoe's Comical Castle.
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Artie?
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Firstly,
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if anybody's watching this,
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those children are under my
protection. I'm coming to get them.
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And secondly...
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little metal machine...
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you are beautiful.
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Not even a Cybermat any more, eh?
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Cybermites?
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Now... there's a local transmat link
open to your home.
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If I can just find the frequency...
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Hey, that really shouldn't
have worked.
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Doctor, help us. Angie! Artie!
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Webley? We needed children,
but the children had stopped coming.
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You brought us children.
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Hail to you, the Doctor,
saviour of the Cybermen!
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What would the Empire do
if they WERE alerted? I told you -
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tell me to blow up the planet.
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After they got us off?
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Captain, you want to take that one?
No, ma'am. Just blow the sucker up.
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Drawbridge, moat - brilliant.
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With respect, ma'am,
we ought to be hunting the creature.
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The only reason I'm still alive is
because I do what the Doctor says.
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Can you guarantee me you'd bring
back my children alive and unharmed?
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I trust the Doctor.
You think he knows what he's doing?
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I'm not sure I'd go THAT far.
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As the battle raged
between humanity and the Cyberiad,
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the Cyber-Planners built a Valkyrie,
to save critically damaged units
247
00:15:22,887 --> 00:15:27,125
and bring them here
and, one by one, repair them.
248
00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:29,605
The people who vanished
from the amusement park -
249
00:15:29,607 --> 00:15:31,965
they were spare parts
250
00:15:31,967 --> 00:15:33,245
for repairs.
251
00:15:33,247 --> 00:15:36,725
We've upgraded ourselves.
The next model will be undefeatable.
252
00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:39,165
Nothing's undefeatable.
253
00:15:39,167 --> 00:15:42,845
We needed children
to build a new Cyber-Planner.
254
00:15:42,847 --> 00:15:48,245
A child's brain, with its infinite
potential, is perfect for our needs.
255
00:15:48,247 --> 00:15:49,845
But we no longer need the children.
256
00:15:49,847 --> 00:15:53,685
The Cybermites have been scanning
YOUR brain, Doctor.
257
00:15:53,687 --> 00:15:54,965
It's quite remarkable.
258
00:15:54,967 --> 00:15:59,205
Also completely useless to you.
Cybermen use human parts.
259
00:15:59,207 --> 00:16:02,405
I'm not human.
260
00:16:02,407 --> 00:16:04,605
You can't convert non-humans.
261
00:16:04,607 --> 00:16:08,525
Well, that was true a long time ago.
But we've upgraded ourselves.
262
00:16:08,527 --> 00:16:12,407
Current Cyber units use
almost any living components.
263
00:16:19,647 --> 00:16:21,447
Aaaargh!
264
00:16:27,527 --> 00:16:29,247
Incorporated. Yes.
265
00:16:31,167 --> 00:16:33,405
Unfamiliar pulmonary set-up.
266
00:16:33,407 --> 00:16:35,445
Nervous system hyperconductive.
267
00:16:35,447 --> 00:16:37,767
Remarkable brain processing speed.
268
00:16:39,327 --> 00:16:43,367
Ooh! Amazing!
269
00:16:44,807 --> 00:16:48,605
Get out of my head!
Stop rummaging in my mind!
270
00:16:48,607 --> 00:16:53,245
Just you try and stop me.
Ooh, who's Clara?
271
00:16:53,247 --> 00:16:56,885
Why are you thinking about her
so much? Enough!
272
00:16:56,887 --> 00:17:00,407
Fascinating. A complete
mental block. Highly effective.
273
00:17:01,767 --> 00:17:03,325
Relax, relax.
274
00:17:03,327 --> 00:17:07,325
If you just relax, you will find this
a perfectly pleasant experience.
275
00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:08,565
You are being upgraded
276
00:17:08,567 --> 00:17:12,045
and incorporated into the Cyberiad
as a Cyber-Planner.
277
00:17:12,047 --> 00:17:15,085
Get out of my head!
278
00:17:15,087 --> 00:17:17,485
What is this place?
A network? A hive?
279
00:17:17,487 --> 00:17:20,125
You're getting signals
from every Cyberman everywhere.
280
00:17:20,127 --> 00:17:21,567
How many of you are there?
281
00:17:24,487 --> 00:17:28,245
Oh... this is brilliant!
282
00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:32,845
I'm so clever already, and now
I'm a million times more clever.
283
00:17:32,847 --> 00:17:37,365
And what a brain! Not a human brain,
not even SLIGHTLY human.
284
00:17:37,367 --> 00:17:40,885
I mean, I'll have to completely
rewrite the neural interface,
285
00:17:40,887 --> 00:17:48,685
but this is going to be
the most efficient Cyber-Planner!
286
00:17:48,687 --> 00:17:50,445
Not a great name, that, is it?
287
00:17:50,447 --> 00:17:54,605
I could call myself Mr Clever.
288
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:58,125
So much raw data... Time Lords.
289
00:17:58,127 --> 00:18:02,805
There's information on the Time Lords
in here!
290
00:18:02,807 --> 00:18:06,245
Oh, this is just dreamy!
291
00:18:06,247 --> 00:18:11,287
Right, I'm allowing you access to
memories on Time Lord regeneration.
292
00:18:16,367 --> 00:18:17,965
Fantastic!
293
00:18:17,967 --> 00:18:19,685
I could regenerate now.
294
00:18:19,687 --> 00:18:21,445
Big blast of regeneration energy,
295
00:18:21,447 --> 00:18:23,725
burn out any little Cyber widgets
in my brain,
296
00:18:23,727 --> 00:18:25,645
along with everything
you're connected to.
297
00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:29,005
Don't want to. You diss me up,
who knows what we'll get next?
298
00:18:29,007 --> 00:18:30,447
But I can.
299
00:18:32,687 --> 00:18:34,925
Stalemate, then.
300
00:18:34,927 --> 00:18:38,365
One of us needs to control this head.
301
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:40,205
We're too well-balanced.
302
00:18:40,207 --> 00:18:41,645
What did you say?
303
00:18:41,647 --> 00:18:43,765
No, no, no, I heard you.
304
00:18:43,767 --> 00:18:47,005
Rhetorical device to keep me
thinking about it a bit more.
305
00:18:47,007 --> 00:18:48,805
Stalemate.
306
00:18:48,807 --> 00:18:51,925
We each control 49.881%
of this brain.
307
00:18:51,927 --> 00:18:54,725
0.238 of the brain
is still in the balance.
308
00:18:54,727 --> 00:18:56,645
Whoever gets this
gets the whole thing.
309
00:18:56,647 --> 00:18:59,845
Do you play chess? The rules of
chess are in my memory banks.
310
00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:02,165
You're proposing we play chess
to end the stalemate?
311
00:19:02,167 --> 00:19:04,605
Winner takes all.
Nobody can access that portion
312
00:19:04,607 --> 00:19:06,527
of the brain without winning
the game.
313
00:19:10,247 --> 00:19:11,647
You can't win!
314
00:19:13,167 --> 00:19:14,605
Try me.
315
00:19:14,607 --> 00:19:20,205
You understand, when I DO win,
the Cyberiad gets your brains
316
00:19:20,207 --> 00:19:23,047
and memories. All of it.
317
00:19:24,607 --> 00:19:26,765
When I win, you get out of my head,
318
00:19:26,767 --> 00:19:29,165
you let the children go,
319
00:19:29,167 --> 00:19:32,165
and nobody dies.
320
00:19:32,167 --> 00:19:36,127
You got that? Nobody dies!
321
00:19:42,207 --> 00:19:44,685
'Castle's clear.
Missy, confirm status.'
322
00:19:44,687 --> 00:19:47,007
All clear in the power station.
323
00:19:52,087 --> 00:19:53,765
It's Missy.
324
00:19:53,767 --> 00:19:56,045
Something's out there.
325
00:19:56,047 --> 00:19:58,205
'What do you mean?
Is it the Cyberman?'
326
00:19:58,207 --> 00:20:01,125
I don't know. I couldn't see it.
It was only for a moment.
327
00:20:01,127 --> 00:20:04,047
Can I hide? Is it OK if I hide?
328
00:20:06,287 --> 00:20:08,687
DON'T MOVE! I'M IN THE ARMY!
329
00:20:33,807 --> 00:20:37,525
Erm, ma'am, Missy said she saw
something, and then she went quiet.
330
00:20:37,527 --> 00:20:40,327
It's on its way, then.
Weapons! Show me.
331
00:20:41,527 --> 00:20:42,765
Only one gun?
332
00:20:42,767 --> 00:20:45,245
Cybermen have been extinct
for 1,000 years.
333
00:20:45,247 --> 00:20:48,005
Even one Anti-Cyber Gun
is a miracle.
334
00:20:48,007 --> 00:20:49,645
These things are hand-pulsars.
335
00:20:49,647 --> 00:20:51,525
Touch the back of a Cyberman's head,
336
00:20:51,527 --> 00:20:54,087
the electromagnetic pulse
deactivates it.
337
00:20:55,127 --> 00:20:58,885
What's this for? Just a mad guess
here - it blows up the planet?
338
00:20:58,887 --> 00:21:00,725
Implodes it.
There's also a trigger unit.
339
00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:04,285
I'll have that, then. Is there any
other way to activate the bomb?
340
00:21:04,287 --> 00:21:07,365
It's set to respond to MY voice.
I have the verbal code.
341
00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:09,847
You will not activate it
without a direct order from me.
342
00:21:14,727 --> 00:21:16,685
I will follow my orders.
343
00:21:16,687 --> 00:21:19,967
Your orders come from me.
Don't they?
344
00:21:22,847 --> 00:21:25,605
You'll need to sign
for that trigger unit, ma'am.
345
00:21:25,607 --> 00:21:27,005
Thanks.
346
00:21:27,007 --> 00:21:29,127
Mind if I take one of these?
Might be handy.
347
00:21:31,447 --> 00:21:35,167
Help yourself. I'll teach you
how to use it. Upstairs. Now.
348
00:21:39,407 --> 00:21:41,167
There. That was easy.
349
00:21:42,767 --> 00:21:46,005
The game... has just started.
350
00:21:46,007 --> 00:21:47,405
Doctor...
351
00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:50,925
why is there no record of you
anywhere in the databanks
352
00:21:50,927 --> 00:21:52,527
of the Cyberiad?
353
00:21:54,327 --> 00:21:57,045
Oh. You're good.
354
00:21:57,047 --> 00:22:00,365
You've been eliminating yourself
from history.
355
00:22:00,367 --> 00:22:04,407
You know, you could be reconstructed
by the hole you've left.
356
00:22:07,927 --> 00:22:10,805
Good point.
I'll do something about that.
357
00:22:10,807 --> 00:22:13,565
The rules of chess allow
only a finite number of moves.
358
00:22:13,567 --> 00:22:16,005
And I can use other Cyber units
as remote processors.
359
00:22:16,007 --> 00:22:17,765
You cannot possibly win.
360
00:22:17,767 --> 00:22:19,765
I can. I know things you don't.
361
00:22:19,767 --> 00:22:22,165
For example, did you know...
362
00:22:22,167 --> 00:22:25,245
very early versions of the
Cyber operating system could be
363
00:22:25,247 --> 00:22:29,085
seriously scrambled by exposure to
things, like gold or cleaning fluid?
364
00:22:29,087 --> 00:22:34,365
And what's interesting is, you're
still running some of that code.
365
00:22:34,367 --> 00:22:36,165
Really?
366
00:22:36,167 --> 00:22:38,647
That's your secret weapon?
367
00:22:40,367 --> 00:22:41,807
Cleaning fluid?
368
00:22:43,687 --> 00:22:46,005
Nope. Gold.
369
00:22:46,007 --> 00:22:48,485
Ho-ho! Like a charm.
370
00:22:48,487 --> 00:22:50,045
Right, you, Cyber... Webley.
371
00:22:50,047 --> 00:22:52,525
And you, kid... things.
372
00:22:52,527 --> 00:22:55,967
I'll bring the chessboard.
Let's get out of here.
373
00:22:58,087 --> 00:23:00,087
You knew it was me.
374
00:23:02,207 --> 00:23:05,645
I was in the Imperial Guard
on Caspertine. Mostly just parades.
375
00:23:05,647 --> 00:23:08,205
But I had the honour
to guard the old Emperor
376
00:23:08,207 --> 00:23:09,525
during the ice picnic.
377
00:23:09,527 --> 00:23:12,805
When the snow bears came and danced
for us. That was a day.
378
00:23:12,807 --> 00:23:15,765
We're a punishment platoon.
We can't beat a Cyberman.
379
00:23:15,767 --> 00:23:18,165
The Imperium has to know
what's happening.
380
00:23:18,167 --> 00:23:20,165
Like you said,
the communicators are out.
381
00:23:20,167 --> 00:23:22,805
The only way you can report this now
is to activate the bomb.
382
00:23:22,807 --> 00:23:25,525
Yes. And I forbid you to do that.
383
00:23:25,527 --> 00:23:28,125
I don't get it. Why
would you blow up a whole planet,
384
00:23:28,127 --> 00:23:30,845
and everybody on it,
just to get rid of one Cyberman?
385
00:23:30,847 --> 00:23:33,725
We tried other ways.
But they only work sometimes.
386
00:23:33,727 --> 00:23:36,565
So now we take drastic action.
And it works.
387
00:23:36,567 --> 00:23:40,685
If you find a Cyberman and
you can't destroy it immediately,
388
00:23:40,687 --> 00:23:42,845
you implode the planet.
389
00:23:42,847 --> 00:23:45,365
I was sent here
because I didn't follow orders.
390
00:23:45,367 --> 00:23:47,447
I can make up for that.
391
00:23:50,327 --> 00:23:51,725
Put it down, I forbid you!
392
00:23:51,727 --> 00:23:53,725
Yeah. What she said.
393
00:23:53,727 --> 00:23:56,165
You ran away. I will do
what I was brought up to do.
394
00:23:56,167 --> 00:23:59,485
Live for the Empire, fight
for the Empire, die for the Empire.
395
00:23:59,487 --> 00:24:05,005
This is Captain Alice Ferrin,
Imperial ID 19-delta-13B.
396
00:24:05,007 --> 00:24:06,125
Activate...
397
00:24:06,127 --> 00:24:08,047
Cyberman! Get down!
398
00:24:18,447 --> 00:24:20,885
The Doctor said to get somewhere
easily defensible.
399
00:24:20,887 --> 00:24:23,445
But if we stay in the castle,
it'll pick us off one by one.
400
00:24:23,447 --> 00:24:26,647
We have to take it out.
Is that an order, ma'am?
401
00:24:30,447 --> 00:24:32,965
Yes. Good.
402
00:24:32,967 --> 00:24:34,645
You know what to do.
403
00:24:34,647 --> 00:24:36,485
Pulse to the back of the head.
404
00:24:36,487 --> 00:24:38,205
Fry the brain circuit interface.
405
00:24:38,207 --> 00:24:40,767
It's going to be hard
to get in close enough.
406
00:25:17,127 --> 00:25:20,445
I've heard about the Cybermen
since I was in my cradle.
407
00:25:20,447 --> 00:25:22,845
I'm not afraid of you!
408
00:25:22,847 --> 00:25:23,887
Now!
409
00:25:30,847 --> 00:25:33,047
Hold it right there!
What's happening to them?
410
00:25:38,007 --> 00:25:40,005
One more step, and I fire!
411
00:25:40,007 --> 00:25:41,805
Don't fire that.
412
00:25:41,807 --> 00:25:45,645
A pulse will deactivate them.
And anyway...
413
00:25:45,647 --> 00:25:47,845
it's a waste of charge.
We may need it again.
414
00:25:47,847 --> 00:25:49,887
You don't think
that was the only one, then?
415
00:25:57,167 --> 00:25:59,205
Don't shoot, don't shoot! I'm nice!
416
00:25:59,207 --> 00:26:02,365
Please, don't shoot! Hey, Clara, you
haven't let them blow up the planet.
417
00:26:02,367 --> 00:26:05,805
Good job. Did you get the kids?
Are they all right?
418
00:26:05,807 --> 00:26:08,485
What's going on? Bit of
a good news/bad news/good news again
419
00:26:08,487 --> 00:26:11,765
thing going on. So... Good news -
I've kidnapped their Cyber-Planner,
420
00:26:11,767 --> 00:26:14,245
and right now I'm sort of
in control of this Cyberman.
421
00:26:14,247 --> 00:26:17,245
Bad news? Bad news -
the Cyber-Planner's in my head.
422
00:26:17,247 --> 00:26:24,085
And DIFFERENT bad news - the kids
are... Well, it's complicated.
423
00:26:24,087 --> 00:26:25,725
Complicated how?
424
00:26:25,727 --> 00:26:28,847
Complicated, as in walking coma.
425
00:26:33,967 --> 00:26:36,125
Please tell me you can wake them up.
Hope so.
426
00:26:36,127 --> 00:26:38,365
Other good news?
Well, in other good news,
427
00:26:38,367 --> 00:26:41,885
there are a few more repaired and
reactivated Cybermen on the way.
428
00:26:41,887 --> 00:26:44,765
And the Cyber-Planner's installing
a patch for the gold thing.
429
00:26:44,767 --> 00:26:48,485
No, wait, that isn't not good news,
is it? Um, so...
430
00:26:48,487 --> 00:26:51,485
Good news - I have a very good
chance of winning my chess match.
431
00:26:51,487 --> 00:26:54,725
What? I'll explain later.
In a bit of a hurry.
432
00:26:54,727 --> 00:26:56,205
Get me to a table.
433
00:26:56,207 --> 00:26:58,245
And somebody tie me up!
434
00:26:58,247 --> 00:26:59,767
Need hands free for chess.
435
00:27:01,447 --> 00:27:03,045
And immobilise me.
436
00:27:03,047 --> 00:27:04,447
Quickly.
437
00:27:05,607 --> 00:27:08,565
Right, that's good. I won't be able
to move, but... hands free. Good.
438
00:27:08,567 --> 00:27:11,207
You're playing chess with yourself?
And winning.
439
00:27:12,527 --> 00:27:14,525
Actually,
440
00:27:14,527 --> 00:27:15,925
he has no better than a 25% chance
441
00:27:15,927 --> 00:27:17,925
of winning at this stage
in the game.
442
00:27:17,927 --> 00:27:21,525
Some very dodgy moves
at the beginning. Hello, flesh-girl.
443
00:27:21,527 --> 00:27:24,565
Fantastic! I'm the Cyber-Planner.
444
00:27:24,567 --> 00:27:27,845
Doctor...? Afraid not.
I'm working the mouth now. Allons-y!
445
00:27:27,847 --> 00:27:30,325
Oh, you should see
the state of these neurons -
446
00:27:30,327 --> 00:27:32,605
he's had some cowboys in here.
Ten complete re-jigs.
447
00:27:32,607 --> 00:27:36,685
You aren't the Doctor.
No, but I know who YOU are.
448
00:27:36,687 --> 00:27:38,567
You're the impossible girl.
449
00:27:39,607 --> 00:27:42,845
Ooh, he's very interested in you.
450
00:27:42,847 --> 00:27:44,285
Why am I impossible?
451
00:27:44,287 --> 00:27:46,405
Hasn't he told you? The sly devil.
452
00:27:46,407 --> 00:27:49,685
Oh, dear me. Soon, we wake, we'll
strip you down for spare parts,
453
00:27:49,687 --> 00:27:51,645
then build a spaceship and move on.
454
00:27:51,647 --> 00:27:54,605
More Cybermen? They're waking
from their tomb right now.
455
00:27:54,607 --> 00:27:57,005
You can either die
or live on as one of us.
456
00:27:57,007 --> 00:28:00,165
The Doctor will stop you.
He can't even access the lips.
457
00:28:00,167 --> 00:28:02,645
Owwww!
458
00:28:02,647 --> 00:28:05,245
Ow! Oh, that hurt! No, stop!
459
00:28:05,247 --> 00:28:09,165
Enough! Bit of pain, neural surge -
just what I needed. Thanks.
460
00:28:09,167 --> 00:28:10,805
Why am I the impossible girl?
461
00:28:10,807 --> 00:28:13,685
It's a thing in my head. I'll
explain later. Chess game - stakes?
462
00:28:13,687 --> 00:28:16,525
If he wins, I give up my mind and
he gets access to all my memories,
463
00:28:16,527 --> 00:28:18,125
along with knowledge of time travel.
464
00:28:18,127 --> 00:28:21,245
But if I win, he'll break
his promises to get out of my head
465
00:28:21,247 --> 00:28:23,485
and then kill us anyway.
That's not reassuring. No.
466
00:28:23,487 --> 00:28:26,005
Please tell me you can fix what
happened to the children.
467
00:28:26,007 --> 00:28:27,485
Children. Yeah. They're fine.
468
00:28:27,487 --> 00:28:29,805
Right now their brains
are just in stand-by mode.
469
00:28:29,807 --> 00:28:32,605
That is not fine! Listen, right now,
470
00:28:32,607 --> 00:28:36,925
they have a better chance of getting
out of all this alive than you do.
471
00:28:36,927 --> 00:28:38,767
Which one of you said that?
472
00:28:40,287 --> 00:28:45,405
Me. Cyber-Planner. Mr Clever.
Now, if you don't mind,
473
00:28:45,407 --> 00:28:48,325
I have a chess game to finish.
474
00:28:48,327 --> 00:28:54,287
And YOU have to die -
pointlessly and very far from home.
475
00:28:56,807 --> 00:28:57,967
Toodle-oo.
476
00:29:02,447 --> 00:29:04,645
Apparently there are more Cybermen
on the way.
477
00:29:04,647 --> 00:29:07,005
There's at least a dozen more shots
left in the gun
478
00:29:07,007 --> 00:29:08,405
before it needs to recharge.
479
00:29:08,407 --> 00:29:10,885
We might have more than a dozen
Cybermen to worry about.
480
00:29:10,887 --> 00:29:12,845
What's that cable?
Power line for the park.
481
00:29:12,847 --> 00:29:15,645
What'd happen if we dropped the
end into the moat and turned it on?
482
00:29:15,647 --> 00:29:17,485
Fry anything that entered the water.
483
00:29:17,487 --> 00:29:19,765
Can Cybermen fly? No, ma'am.
484
00:29:19,767 --> 00:29:22,007
First good news of the day. Do it.
485
00:29:38,607 --> 00:29:41,845
Stop that! I felt that.
486
00:29:41,847 --> 00:29:44,567
Of course you did.
It's time to get up.
487
00:29:46,007 --> 00:29:49,605
Wakey wakey, boys and girls.
488
00:29:49,607 --> 00:29:53,047
Wakey wakey.
489
00:30:20,367 --> 00:30:24,205
There. Get that in you. Warm you up.
Oh, thank you, Porridge.
490
00:30:24,207 --> 00:30:26,565
Oi, Clara!
491
00:30:26,567 --> 00:30:30,207
I'll see what he wants.
Call me if there's any change. Right.
492
00:30:37,647 --> 00:30:41,205
Hey! Clara, there you are.
Now, quick rundown.
493
00:30:41,207 --> 00:30:42,885
What's our weapons strength?
494
00:30:42,887 --> 00:30:45,165
One big gun,
five of those hand pulsar units
495
00:30:45,167 --> 00:30:48,325
and a shiny black bomb that implodes
the planet. Yeah. That one.
496
00:30:48,327 --> 00:30:51,405
Tell me, does it happen, possibly,
to have a remote triggery thing?
497
00:30:51,407 --> 00:30:53,045
Brilliant. Pass it here. No.
498
00:30:53,047 --> 00:30:55,005
Why not?
In case you're not you right now.
499
00:30:55,007 --> 00:30:57,685
Or even if you are you, just in case.
Oh, don't worry.
500
00:30:57,687 --> 00:31:02,645
The Cyber-Planner's hibernating
between moves right now. Sssh.
501
00:31:02,647 --> 00:31:06,647
Prove you're you. Tell me something
only the Doctor knows.
502
00:31:09,967 --> 00:31:11,487
Clara...
503
00:31:12,967 --> 00:31:15,165
I suppose...
504
00:31:15,167 --> 00:31:19,247
I'm the only one who knows
how I feel about you right now.
505
00:31:20,687 --> 00:31:23,407
How funny you are - so funny...
506
00:31:24,887 --> 00:31:27,045
and pretty.
507
00:31:27,047 --> 00:31:30,645
And the truth is,
I'm starting to like you
508
00:31:30,647 --> 00:31:32,565
in a way that is more than just...
509
00:31:32,567 --> 00:31:37,165
Ow! Ow! Ow! Yes! It's me!
510
00:31:37,167 --> 00:31:39,845
That really hurt!
How did you know that was him?!
511
00:31:39,847 --> 00:31:42,405
Because even if that WAS true -
which it's obviously not -
512
00:31:42,407 --> 00:31:44,605
I know you that
you would rather die than say it.
513
00:31:44,607 --> 00:31:46,127
Finish your stupid game!
514
00:31:47,967 --> 00:31:51,285
Doctor, let go. I can't.
He's got control of the left arm.
515
00:31:51,287 --> 00:31:55,245
Aaargh! Aaaargh! No! No!
516
00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:58,927
Aaargh! Aaargh! Aaargh!
517
00:32:01,367 --> 00:32:02,885
Doctor?
518
00:32:02,887 --> 00:32:05,605
He got what he wanted.
He destroyed the trigger.
519
00:32:05,607 --> 00:32:08,205
My move. What do you mean,
he got what he wanted?
520
00:32:08,207 --> 00:32:10,205
He means...
521
00:32:10,207 --> 00:32:13,885
good news, boys and girls!
522
00:32:13,887 --> 00:32:17,887
THEY'RE HEERE!
523
00:32:36,527 --> 00:32:37,765
One gun, five hand pulsars
524
00:32:37,767 --> 00:32:40,325
and a planet-smashing bomb
that doesn't work any more.
525
00:32:40,327 --> 00:32:42,405
Why not? Broken trigger unit.
526
00:32:42,407 --> 00:32:44,245
But you signed for that.
527
00:32:44,247 --> 00:32:48,085
I've learned so much from you,
Doctor.
528
00:32:48,087 --> 00:32:49,965
It's been an education.
529
00:32:49,967 --> 00:32:54,047
But now it's time for the endgame.
530
00:33:08,527 --> 00:33:09,687
Brilliant.
531
00:33:11,447 --> 00:33:13,967
Upgrade in progress.
532
00:33:15,247 --> 00:33:16,567
Damn.
533
00:33:18,127 --> 00:33:20,965
Who's our best shot?
Probably it's me.
534
00:33:20,967 --> 00:33:23,005
Shoot any of them
who make it across.
535
00:33:23,007 --> 00:33:25,725
The rest of you,
take defensive positions. Porridge?
536
00:33:25,727 --> 00:33:27,327
Yes? Keep yourself safe.
537
00:33:43,047 --> 00:33:44,645
Alice Ferrin...
538
00:33:44,647 --> 00:33:47,965
you should have destroyed this
planet when you had the chance.
539
00:33:47,967 --> 00:33:50,325
They're nearly here.
540
00:33:50,327 --> 00:33:55,365
Now, you can take my bishop and keep
limping on for a little longer.
541
00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:59,405
Or you can sacrifice your queen,
542
00:33:59,407 --> 00:34:01,925
and get the children back,
543
00:34:01,927 --> 00:34:03,965
but it's mate in five moves.
544
00:34:03,967 --> 00:34:06,287
And I get your mind.
545
00:34:15,727 --> 00:34:20,447
Take my queen.
And give me back the children.
546
00:34:22,007 --> 00:34:25,725
Emotions! Can't you see
what a foolish move that was?
547
00:34:25,727 --> 00:34:27,845
You've lost the game!
548
00:34:27,847 --> 00:34:30,927
Kids! Back! Now!
549
00:34:40,567 --> 00:34:44,485
Emotions, Doctor -
550
00:34:44,487 --> 00:34:49,365
all for two human children
you barely know.
551
00:34:49,367 --> 00:34:52,047
And it was a pointless sacrifice
anyway.
552
00:34:55,207 --> 00:34:57,205
So, Doctor...
553
00:34:57,207 --> 00:35:01,645
do you think the children's death
will affect your relationship
554
00:35:01,647 --> 00:35:03,367
with Miss Clara?
555
00:35:07,727 --> 00:35:10,845
Welcome to
Webley's World Of Wonders, children.
556
00:35:10,847 --> 00:35:15,285
Now presenting delights,
delicacies...
557
00:35:15,287 --> 00:35:17,687
and death. Doctor!
558
00:35:22,847 --> 00:35:26,527
Angie, are you, OK?
Just look after Artie, OK?
559
00:35:37,527 --> 00:35:39,805
Upgrade in progress.
560
00:35:39,807 --> 00:35:42,405
Your move. But before you take it,
just so you know,
561
00:35:42,407 --> 00:35:45,645
sacrificing my queen was the best
possible move I could have made.
562
00:35:45,647 --> 00:35:47,285
The Time Lords invented chess.
563
00:35:47,287 --> 00:35:48,805
It's our game.
564
00:35:48,807 --> 00:35:52,285
And if you don't avoid MY trap,
it gives ME mate in three moves.
565
00:35:52,287 --> 00:35:53,567
How?
566
00:35:55,287 --> 00:35:57,087
I've got no charge left!
567
00:36:01,767 --> 00:36:02,967
How?
568
00:36:07,007 --> 00:36:09,325
Oh, come on.
Call yourself a chess-playing robot?
569
00:36:09,327 --> 00:36:10,487
How?!
570
00:36:15,167 --> 00:36:17,247
You figure it out!
571
00:36:21,047 --> 00:36:24,925
Or don't you have
the processing power? Hmm?
572
00:36:24,927 --> 00:36:28,485
Please stand by -
you will be upgraded.
573
00:36:28,487 --> 00:36:31,365
Welcome to the Cyberiad.
574
00:36:31,367 --> 00:36:32,445
You will be upgraded.
575
00:36:32,447 --> 00:36:35,005
Welcome to the Cyberiad.
576
00:36:35,007 --> 00:36:36,525
You will be upgraded...
577
00:36:36,527 --> 00:36:39,887
You will be upgraded...
578
00:36:46,807 --> 00:36:48,005
What are you doing?
579
00:36:48,007 --> 00:36:51,325
Doctor. Doctor, Doctor, Doctor,
580
00:36:51,327 --> 00:36:53,845
Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor,
Doctor!
581
00:36:53,847 --> 00:36:55,965
I'm pulling in
extra processing power.
582
00:36:55,967 --> 00:36:59,005
Three million Cyberbrains are
working on one tiny chess problem.
583
00:36:59,007 --> 00:37:01,525
How long do you think
it's going to take us to solve it?
584
00:37:01,527 --> 00:37:06,005
That's cheating! No, no, no, no, no.
Just pulling in the local resources.
585
00:37:06,007 --> 00:37:07,647
Woo-oo-oo.
586
00:37:13,647 --> 00:37:17,645
There's no way you can get to mate
in three moves.
587
00:37:17,647 --> 00:37:20,165
Three moves!
Want to know what they are?
588
00:37:20,167 --> 00:37:21,525
You're lying!
589
00:37:21,527 --> 00:37:23,165
No!
590
00:37:23,167 --> 00:37:25,245
Move one -
591
00:37:25,247 --> 00:37:27,405
turn on sonic screwdriver.
592
00:37:27,407 --> 00:37:29,085
Move two - activate pulsar.
593
00:37:29,087 --> 00:37:31,127
Move three - amplify pulsar.
594
00:37:34,287 --> 00:37:36,687
See ya.
595
00:37:38,767 --> 00:37:40,447
That's cheating!
596
00:37:45,047 --> 00:37:47,525
Just taking advantage
of the local resources.
597
00:37:47,527 --> 00:37:50,965
Ah, hello. Can someone untie me,
please? Do you think I'm pretty?
598
00:37:50,967 --> 00:37:53,525
No! You're too short and bossy,
and your nose is all funny.
599
00:37:53,527 --> 00:37:55,805
Good enough.
What happened to the Cyber-Planner?
600
00:37:55,807 --> 00:37:58,565
Out of my head and redistributed
across three million Cybermen.
601
00:37:58,567 --> 00:38:01,365
About to wake them up, kill us
and start constructing a spaceship.
602
00:38:01,367 --> 00:38:04,245
We need to destroy this planet
before they can get off it.
603
00:38:04,247 --> 00:38:06,205
OK.
604
00:38:06,207 --> 00:38:08,125
It has a fallback voice activation.
605
00:38:08,127 --> 00:38:10,125
The Captain. But she's dead.
606
00:38:10,127 --> 00:38:12,205
I think you should ask Porridge.
Why?
607
00:38:12,207 --> 00:38:16,245
Well, he is the Emperor. I bet
HE knows the activation codes.
608
00:38:16,247 --> 00:38:18,205
Oh, come on, it's obvious.
609
00:38:18,207 --> 00:38:20,085
He looks exactly like he does
on the coin
610
00:38:20,087 --> 00:38:22,965
and on the waxwork, except
they made him a bit taller, but...
611
00:38:22,967 --> 00:38:25,765
Look, am I the only one paying
attention to ANYTHING around here?
612
00:38:25,767 --> 00:38:28,365
You are full of surprises. Porridge?
613
00:38:28,367 --> 00:38:31,045
She's right. So you can save us?
614
00:38:31,047 --> 00:38:33,205
We all die in the end.
Does it matter how?
615
00:38:33,207 --> 00:38:36,245
What do we do?
I don't want to be Emperor.
616
00:38:36,247 --> 00:38:39,205
If I activate that bomb,
it's all over.
617
00:38:39,207 --> 00:38:40,245
And if you don't,
618
00:38:40,247 --> 00:38:43,045
three million Cybermen will spread
across the galaxy.
619
00:38:43,047 --> 00:38:44,525
Isn't that worth dying for?
620
00:38:44,527 --> 00:38:46,367
Doctor... Three million Cybermen!
621
00:38:50,007 --> 00:38:53,005
The bomb, the throne,
it's all connected.
622
00:38:53,007 --> 00:38:54,165
I just have to say,
623
00:38:54,167 --> 00:38:58,085
"This is Emperor Ludens Nimrod
Kendrick, called Longstaff the 41st,
624
00:38:58,087 --> 00:39:02,327
"the defender of humanity,
imperator of known space.
625
00:39:04,687 --> 00:39:07,967
"Activate the Desolator."
And it's done.
626
00:39:15,727 --> 00:39:17,285
It'll blow in about 80 seconds.
627
00:39:17,287 --> 00:39:19,725
Easily long enough for the
Imperial Flagship to locate me
628
00:39:19,727 --> 00:39:22,925
from my identification,
warp-jump into orbit,
629
00:39:22,927 --> 00:39:24,847
and transmat us to the State Room.
630
00:39:30,887 --> 00:39:33,765
Oh, yeah! Nice ship.
631
00:39:33,767 --> 00:39:35,405
Bit big. Not blue enough.
632
00:39:35,407 --> 00:39:40,045
Listen, there is a large blue box
at co-ordinates six ultra 19P.
633
00:39:40,047 --> 00:39:43,245
I need it transmatted up here
right away.
634
00:39:43,247 --> 00:39:45,207
Right. Did you get that?
635
00:39:55,007 --> 00:40:00,847
And that's that. 76, 77, 78, 79...
636
00:40:09,367 --> 00:40:12,045
Fairwell, Cyberiad.
637
00:40:12,047 --> 00:40:15,365
You know... it was GOOD to get away.
638
00:40:15,367 --> 00:40:17,925
Good to be a person
and not to be lonely
639
00:40:17,927 --> 00:40:20,005
or Emperor of 1,000 galaxies,
640
00:40:20,007 --> 00:40:22,325
with everybody waiting for ME
to tell them what to do.
641
00:40:22,327 --> 00:40:23,885
Can't you run away again?
642
00:40:23,887 --> 00:40:25,925
They'll be keeping a close eye on me
this time.
643
00:40:25,927 --> 00:40:27,885
That's what happens
when you're Emperor -
644
00:40:27,887 --> 00:40:29,805
loneliest job in the Universe.
645
00:40:29,807 --> 00:40:31,487
You don't have to be lonely.
646
00:40:33,527 --> 00:40:36,045
I don't.
647
00:40:36,047 --> 00:40:37,565
Clara...
648
00:40:37,567 --> 00:40:39,047
will you marry me?
649
00:40:40,047 --> 00:40:41,565
What? He said...
650
00:40:41,567 --> 00:40:42,925
She heard what he said.
651
00:40:42,927 --> 00:40:45,525
You're smart and you're beautiful,
652
00:40:45,527 --> 00:40:48,285
and I've never met anyone like you
before.
653
00:40:48,287 --> 00:40:51,085
And being Emperor won't be as hard
if you're by my side.
654
00:40:51,087 --> 00:40:52,925
And you'd rule 1,000 galaxies.
655
00:40:52,927 --> 00:40:56,085
This sounds like an actual
marriage proposal - tricky.
656
00:40:56,087 --> 00:40:57,325
Now, if you want my advice...
657
00:40:57,327 --> 00:41:00,767
You - not one word. This is
between me and the... Emperor.
658
00:41:03,047 --> 00:41:04,765
Porridge,
659
00:41:04,767 --> 00:41:08,607
I...don't want to rule
1,000 galaxies.
660
00:41:12,367 --> 00:41:13,407
Yeah.
661
00:41:14,567 --> 00:41:16,325
Silly of me.
662
00:41:16,327 --> 00:41:18,005
I'm really sorry.
663
00:41:18,007 --> 00:41:22,045
But that's stupid.
You could be queen of the universe.
664
00:41:22,047 --> 00:41:24,325
How can you say no to that?
665
00:41:24,327 --> 00:41:26,925
When someone asks you if you want
to be queen of the universe,
666
00:41:26,927 --> 00:41:28,125
you say, "Yes."
667
00:41:28,127 --> 00:41:31,047
You watch. One day,
I'LL be queen of the universe.
668
00:41:33,087 --> 00:41:35,365
Of course,
I could have you all executed -
669
00:41:35,367 --> 00:41:37,647
which is what a proper Emperor
would do.
670
00:41:38,807 --> 00:41:41,325
You're not actually going to do
that, though, are you...?
671
00:41:41,327 --> 00:41:43,765
Oh, you're...! Hey?
672
00:41:43,767 --> 00:41:45,805
Go on, get out of here, all of you,
673
00:41:45,807 --> 00:41:47,287
before I change my mind.
674
00:42:01,767 --> 00:42:04,205
Thank you for having me.
It was very interesting.
675
00:42:04,207 --> 00:42:06,005
My pleasure. Thank you for coming.
676
00:42:06,007 --> 00:42:07,805
Now, I've got something for you.
677
00:42:07,807 --> 00:42:10,007
It's not from me,
it's from the TARDIS.
678
00:42:11,847 --> 00:42:14,245
Ah! New phone.
679
00:42:14,247 --> 00:42:17,407
Thanks!
Sorry I said this box was stupid.
680
00:42:19,007 --> 00:42:23,607
Bye! Bye! Thanks, Clara.
Thanks, Clara's boyfriend.
681
00:42:25,847 --> 00:42:27,485
Thank you, Doctor. For what?
682
00:42:27,487 --> 00:42:29,605
Kids' day out,
getting us off the planet alive,
683
00:42:29,607 --> 00:42:31,727
whatever you were doing
with the Cybermen...
684
00:42:34,567 --> 00:42:35,887
Good night.
685
00:42:37,487 --> 00:42:38,965
See you next Wednesday.
686
00:42:38,967 --> 00:42:43,405
Well... a Wednesday, definitely.
Next Wednesday, last Wednesday...
687
00:42:43,407 --> 00:42:44,847
one of the Wednesdays.
688
00:42:47,887 --> 00:42:50,005
Impossible girl.
689
00:42:50,007 --> 00:42:52,805
A mystery wrapped in an enigma
squeezed into a skirt
690
00:42:52,807 --> 00:42:55,647
that's just
a little bit too... tight.
691
00:43:02,167 --> 00:43:03,687
What are you?
692
00:43:05,647 --> 00:43:07,965
Signs of any Cybertech remaining?
693
00:43:07,967 --> 00:43:09,845
No, Majesty.
694
00:43:09,847 --> 00:43:12,125
You ever wanted to be Emperor,
Gloria?
695
00:43:12,127 --> 00:43:13,445
No, Majesty.
696
00:43:13,447 --> 00:43:16,607
That's the right answer. Come on.
Let's go home.
697
00:43:34,447 --> 00:43:37,565
There is one place
you must never go.
698
00:43:37,567 --> 00:43:39,085
Where?
699
00:43:39,087 --> 00:43:41,845
This is
the Doctor's greatest secret.
700
00:43:41,847 --> 00:43:43,485
And it is discovered.
701
00:43:43,487 --> 00:43:45,725
He can't go there, you know
he can't. I have a duty.
702
00:43:45,727 --> 00:43:47,965
You just said it's the one place
you must never go.
703
00:43:47,967 --> 00:43:51,127
I'm about to cross my own timeline
and the TARDIS doesn't like it.
704
00:43:54,727 --> 00:43:56,325
Die, reptile!
705
00:43:56,327 --> 00:43:58,205
Doctor! Doctor!
706
00:43:58,207 --> 00:43:59,885
What is your name?
707
00:43:59,887 --> 00:44:01,885
Please, stop it!
708
00:44:01,887 --> 00:44:03,407
Doctor Who?!
709
00:44:03,432 --> 00:44:05,419
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