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<i>Watson, I've gone to a meeting.</i>

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<i>Please review the matter</i>
<i>of the Six Napoleons,</i>

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<i>as the client has asked</i>
<i>for an update.</i>

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<i>I'll join you when I return.</i>

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<i>I advise you not to use</i>
<i>the refrigerator this morning.</i>

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<i>My experiments in fermentation</i>

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<i>find themselves</i>
<i>at a critical stage.</i>

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Good morning.

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I'm calling on Sherlock Holmes.

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He's not here right now.

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I'm his partner, Joan Watson.

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Can I help you
with something?

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You look familiar.

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Are you a friend of Bill W?

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More like a friend of a friend.

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But you've been to meetings
at St. Olaf's

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with Sherlock?

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My name is Holder.

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I was wondering if I might

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leave something with you.

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Sherlock's not really
big on hats,

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so I'm not sure
he's gonna want a crown.

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It's a coronet,
technically.

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Holmes calls it
my "beryl coronet."

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Uh, the stones are
replicas, of course.

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The entire thing's
a simulacrum.

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I'm certain it'll be
very well received.

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He says it reminds him
of a case from London.

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Um, if you don't mind
me asking,

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why are you giving him
a beryl coronet?

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Holmes did a favor for me.

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I have a recovering addict's
hatred for owing favors.

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I mailed several checks

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to compensate him
for his time, but

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they went uncashed.
This, perhaps,

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will settle the matter
between us.

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Mm-hmm.

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Well, you're welcome
to leave it here,

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but if you'd rather
give it to him in person,

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uh, Sherlock is actually at a
meeting at St. Olaf's right now.

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St. Olaf's-- you sure?

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I'm positive. Why?

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We haven't seen
Sherlock there in ages.

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In fact, he told us
specifically he was going

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to another regular session
in Greenpoint.

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Variety, you know.

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Really?
Are you sure?

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Well, I don't live there,

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but I am a regular.

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I'd put it at
a month since

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we've seen Sherlock.

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Is everything
all right, my dear?

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Yes, yes. I just...

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I didn't realize
he had made the switch.

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Mm.

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Anyway, I'm happy to keep
an eye on your crown.

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Um, your coronet.

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Did Hawes tell you
what we're doing here?

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I did not ask.

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He knows we discriminate
in the work we take on,

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so I trust
his judgment.

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How was the meeting?

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Oh, capital.

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The usual, St. Olaf's?

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Yeah, that's right.

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Morning, sir.
Morning.

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This is Efraim Albright,

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He died last night
from an allergic reaction

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to romifidine hydrochloride.

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They market that as a product
called Equithesia.

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Animal tranquilizer
used primarily

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in equine surgery.

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It's potent stuff.

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I think Mr. Albright here
took it by accident,

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but there's a lot more
I'd like to know

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before I issue
the autopsy report.

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Man ingests horse
tranquilizer and dies.

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That's hardly a
problem for the ages.

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Why did you contact us?

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You didn't let me finish.

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I'm pretty sure
there's foul play here.

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I don't think Mr. Albright

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ingested the horse
tranquilizer directly.

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There appear to be
sausage casings

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inside Efraim
Albright's stomach.

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According to the
toxicology report,

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the meat in those casings
contains human remains.

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That meat is tainted
with Equithesia.

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So he didn't die from
taking a horse sedative.

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He died from eating someone
who took a horse sedative?

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I think so. Yes.

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<b><font color="#00FF00">♪ Elementary 5x08 ♪</font></b>
<font color="#00FFFF">How the Sausage is Made</font>
Original Air Date on Novemb

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== sync, corrected by <font color="#00FF00">elderman</font> ==
<font color="#00FFFF">@elder_man</font>

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I'll spend some time
over in Missing Persons,

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but I'm pretty sure
they won't be looking

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for anyone who matches
the description of a hot dog.

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Sausage.

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Oh, a sausage.

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That'll clear things up.

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So the question is

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did Albright know
he was eating someone?

102
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We've already
put him under a microscope.

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He donated big chunks
of his salary to charity,

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sings tenor in the Brooklyn
Gay Men's Choir.

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I'm not ruling anything out yet,

106
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but so far, Albright doesn't
strike me as a cannibal.

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Oh, he is a cannibal.

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But is he a witting one

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or an unwitting one?

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These are the contents
of his stomach.

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Sausage casings and all.

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Are you okay?

113
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The trick is to suppress
the gag reflex.

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It was an illuminating whiff.

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I'm sensing strong notes of

116
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anise-- you might recall...

117
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Oh, yeah,
we traced all the major

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buyers of anise in the city

119
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when we were looking
into what's his name?

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Musgrave.

121
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As it happens...

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there is one such
consumer who seems

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of particular interest
in this case.

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<i>Sorry, I'm confused.</i>

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You think I sold a sausage
with a person in it?

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Anise is your trademark
ingredient, is it not?

127
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Yeah, but my meat comes
from cruelty-free sources.

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Meat which you then
grind on the premises,

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if your sign outside
is to be believed.

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Of course it is.

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Wait, you think
I ground somebody up?

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That's crazy.

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Do you have any proof?

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Other than the smell of anise
in a dead guy's stomach?

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No, but we would like
to investigate.

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Nothing happened
in my shop.

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Does anyone else have
access to this place?

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Employees with keys?

139
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I open and close the place
myself every day.

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We did have
a break-in last week.

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Somebody snapped the padlock
off the storm doors outside.

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They never got
upstairs, though.

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I keep a deadbolt
on the basement doors.

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The grinder's downstairs,
isn't it?

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Okay, so someone killed the man

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who Efraim Albright ate.

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Or woman.

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The victim could as easily
been female.

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Fine, the cannibal was
equal-opportunity.

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Whoever the victim was,
he, or she,

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was killed, dragged here,

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dropped into the basement,

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and then ground up?

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That's more or less
my theory, yes.

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And this is all based
on the fact that

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you smelled anise
in Albright's stomach?

157
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It's pretty thin,
don't you think?

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I think that a unique
set of circumstances

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calls for a flexible intellect

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to act as interpreter.

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Well, I-I assume

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we're gonna have
to make our way

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to that meat grinder,

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eventually.

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Yeah.

166
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You know, it's been
a while since

167
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we talked about your recovery.

168
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I mean, we used to talk
about it all the time,

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and now it's just
something you do.

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Well, we used to talk
about it all the time

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because you were
my sober companion.

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And now we're partners

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in the consulting detective
concern.

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We're also friends.
It wouldn't be so weird

175
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if we checked in with
each other once in a while.

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My recovery's part
of my routine.

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I don't discuss it with you
any more than

178
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I discuss my, uh...

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inhalations.

180
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Wait...

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What, did you find something?

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That's skin
and hair.

183
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That is less than
ten days old.

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So if someone

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unconscious, or barely conscious
was dragged down here,

186
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they might have banged their
head and left this behind.

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Both skin and hair are entirely
without pigment.

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Yet both are

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robust and springy.

190
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So whoever left this behind
wasn't old.

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You think he was an albino?

192
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Or she.

193
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Albinism is equally common
between both sexes.

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I think we should call Marcus.

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The parameters of
our missing persons search

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may just have narrowed
considerably.

197
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Watson.

198
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Hmm?

199
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It's morning.
You fell, you fell asleep.

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Mm, yeah.

201
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I just, uh...

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I know that Benson Durant
did not maintain

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his security cameras
outside his meat shop.

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They were all down.

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But I noticed there were
shops on either side

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that had working cameras,
so I called them

207
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and asked them
to send me footage.

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And you checked for albinos?

209
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Well, until I fell asleep.

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I didn't find anything.
I did.

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I've been up here
for 40 minutes looking

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at the footage you procured.

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Alas, no albinos.

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However, protestors
had begun to frequent

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the meat shop we
visited yesterday.

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Apparently, its owner,
Mr. Durant,

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had been giving a few lessons

218
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on how to butcher your own meat,

219
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and that attracted the attention

220
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of the animal rights movement.

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None of the protestors
suffered from albinism,

222
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however...

223
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That guy has vitiligo.

224
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Yeah, we're not
looking for an albino.

225
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We're looking for
this fellow here.

226
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And who is he?
Got no idea.

227
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The woman he's having a heated
discussion with, however,

228
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that's a nurse at
Mountview Hospital

229
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in Bayside.
I see the scrubs,

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but there's no way
to read the I.D. tag

231
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from this angle.
Don't need to read it.

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It's orange.

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Mountview Hospital
is the only hospital

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in the five boroughs that has
orange identification badges.

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I sent a still
from this to Marcus,

236
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and he's trying to see
if she works there.

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While he's doing that,
I'm going to go out.

238
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You should wait for his call.

239
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Are you going to St. Olaf's.

240
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I find it best to tick
that particular box

241
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first thing in the morning.

242
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Quick bite to eat,
and then I'm gone.

243
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Hey.
Hey.

244
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I sent a message to Sherlock,
too-- he coming?

245
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Yeah, he'll be along
after he checks his phone.

246
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We can get started.

247
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So, the guy we think wound up
in that sausage

248
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was arguing with a woman
named Alma Cabrera.

249
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She's a nurse in the oncology
department at Mountview.

250
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Sure.

251
00:10:56,769 --> 00:10:57,869
That's Joaq.

252
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Joaq?

253
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Joaquin Pereya.

254
00:11:01,875 --> 00:11:03,975
He's a great guy,
we hang out sometimes.

255
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Kind of an off and on thing.

256
00:11:05,345 --> 00:11:08,879
Have you seen him
in the past week or so?

257
00:11:08,881 --> 00:11:11,448
No, but that's not unusual.

258
00:11:11,450 --> 00:11:13,650
He gets really caught up
in his work.

259
00:11:13,652 --> 00:11:15,218
Is everything okay?

260
00:11:15,220 --> 00:11:17,488
Do you have anything
of Mr. Pereya's here?

261
00:11:17,490 --> 00:11:21,057
Toothbrush, comb, anything
that might have a DNA sample

262
00:11:21,059 --> 00:11:22,325
on it?

263
00:11:22,327 --> 00:11:23,994
"DNA sample"?

264
00:11:23,996 --> 00:11:25,262
What happened to Joaq?

265
00:11:25,264 --> 00:11:28,431
We're not sure yet.

266
00:11:29,734 --> 00:11:32,035
They finally got him,
didn't they?

267
00:11:32,037 --> 00:11:33,736
Who are "they"?

268
00:11:33,738 --> 00:11:36,439
Joaquin was a biotechnologist.

269
00:11:36,441 --> 00:11:38,108
He called himself
a tissue engineer.

270
00:11:38,110 --> 00:11:41,544
If you listen
to his colleagues,

271
00:11:41,546 --> 00:11:44,747
he was a genius, his work
was gonna change everything.

272
00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:47,049
If Joaquin is really gone

273
00:11:47,051 --> 00:11:49,919
and you want to know
what happened,

274
00:11:49,921 --> 00:11:51,320
I'd start right here.

275
00:11:54,225 --> 00:11:56,292
I'm not exactly sure
what you're talking about,

276
00:11:56,294 --> 00:11:58,760
but I really hope
that didn't used to be a person.

277
00:12:05,765 --> 00:12:07,464
So it isn't actually meat,

278
00:12:07,466 --> 00:12:10,067
it's some kind of fake meat?

279
00:12:10,069 --> 00:12:11,769
No, it's actually meat.

280
00:12:11,771 --> 00:12:12,937
It's 100% American beef.

281
00:12:12,939 --> 00:12:14,170
We just...

282
00:12:14,172 --> 00:12:15,506
grow it here in the lab

283
00:12:15,508 --> 00:12:17,207
instead of on a cow.

284
00:12:17,209 --> 00:12:21,011
You do see how those
ideas don't go together.

285
00:12:21,013 --> 00:12:23,881
Well, muscle is
made of cells, right?

286
00:12:23,883 --> 00:12:26,583
We harvest those cells humanely
from living animals

287
00:12:26,585 --> 00:12:27,951
and replicate them here.

288
00:12:27,953 --> 00:12:29,686
Obviating barbaric industry

289
00:12:29,688 --> 00:12:31,922
practices, animal slaughter,

290
00:12:31,924 --> 00:12:34,791
and...
climate-destroying methane.

291
00:12:34,793 --> 00:12:35,758
Well, that is our hope.

292
00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:38,228
Big Meat must be quaking
in their boots.

293
00:12:38,230 --> 00:12:40,130
"Big Meat"?

294
00:12:40,132 --> 00:12:43,866
The cattle industry at large.

295
00:12:43,868 --> 00:12:46,101
May I?
Mm.

296
00:13:00,651 --> 00:13:02,884
It's a bit antiseptic.

297
00:13:04,020 --> 00:13:05,787
We're still perfecting texture.

298
00:13:05,789 --> 00:13:07,556
Fat to protein ratio.

299
00:13:07,558 --> 00:13:08,924
And what the cell's grown in,

300
00:13:08,926 --> 00:13:11,927
that must affect
the flavor as well, yeah?

301
00:13:11,929 --> 00:13:14,796
It's a solution of amino acids,
mineral supplements.

302
00:13:14,798 --> 00:13:16,798
Mostly sugar.

303
00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:18,066
So, it's what a cow
would taste like

304
00:13:18,068 --> 00:13:19,700
if it was raised on, um...

305
00:13:19,702 --> 00:13:21,135
breakfast cereal.

306
00:13:23,073 --> 00:13:24,939
It's a work in progress.

307
00:13:24,941 --> 00:13:27,375
And Joaquin Pereya's
role in all this?

308
00:13:35,117 --> 00:13:37,618
We haven't told
the rest of the team

309
00:13:37,620 --> 00:13:39,119
that he might be dead.

310
00:13:39,121 --> 00:13:42,322
I... I still can't
believe it myself.

311
00:13:42,324 --> 00:13:45,526
He is dead, I just got a message
from the forensic lab.

312
00:13:45,528 --> 00:13:47,962
The DNA that we found
was Mr. Pereya's.

313
00:13:47,964 --> 00:13:49,563
Sorry.

314
00:13:49,565 --> 00:13:51,331
Well, we'll gather everyone
this afternoon

315
00:13:51,333 --> 00:13:53,566
and let them know.

316
00:13:53,568 --> 00:13:58,071
Now, Brendan knows that
something might be up.

317
00:13:58,073 --> 00:14:00,673
He was second in
command to Joaquin.

318
00:14:00,675 --> 00:14:06,179
He stepped up when we thought
that Joaquin had... flaked.

319
00:14:06,181 --> 00:14:09,148
This was his desk.

320
00:14:09,150 --> 00:14:11,784
Joaquin was our
lead bioengineer.

321
00:14:11,786 --> 00:14:12,986
He was a genius.

322
00:14:12,988 --> 00:14:15,021
He, uh, worked out
most of the science

323
00:14:15,023 --> 00:14:16,255
that made this possible.

324
00:14:16,257 --> 00:14:18,725
Our Mozart of Meat.

325
00:14:19,460 --> 00:14:21,427
So, girlfriend,

326
00:14:21,429 --> 00:14:23,295
Alma, may have been
on to something.

327
00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:26,265
If someone wanted to hurt
their chances of succeeding,

328
00:14:26,267 --> 00:14:28,467
killing Joaquin was
a good place to start.

329
00:14:30,204 --> 00:14:31,803
That lady in the white coat,

330
00:14:31,805 --> 00:14:33,939
does she have any
reason to use this desk?

331
00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:35,474
Corrine? No.

332
00:14:35,476 --> 00:14:36,909
Why?

333
00:14:40,581 --> 00:14:43,815
Corrine, this is Detective Bell

334
00:14:43,817 --> 00:14:46,051
and his consultant,
Mr. Holmes.

335
00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:47,653
We just re-checked
your references.

336
00:14:47,655 --> 00:14:48,887
Care to explain

337
00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:50,055
why the phone numbers you gave

338
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,056
for your last two employers

339
00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:52,490
are now disconnected?

340
00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:53,992
Excuse me?

341
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:56,194
I could explain.

342
00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:58,263
Your recent work history's
a fiction.

343
00:14:58,265 --> 00:14:59,497
You're a spy sent here

344
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:01,299
to gather intelligence
on Next Century Meats'

345
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:03,734
linchpin scientist,
Joaquin Pereya.

346
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,270
But Werner, I have no idea

347
00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:06,804
why the numbers aren't working.

348
00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:08,506
Your shoes, Ms. Brighton,

349
00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:11,109
are the creation of celebrated
French designer,

350
00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:12,777
Christian Louboutin.
Yes.

351
00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:14,411
And?
Early in his career,

352
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:16,714
Monsieur Louboutin,
in a fit of artistic peak,

353
00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:19,817
used red nail polish to lacquer
the soles of his shoes.

354
00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:22,152
And that's been a trademark
of the brand ever since, yeah.

355
00:15:22,154 --> 00:15:24,722
Unfortunately for you,
the soles scuff,

356
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:26,323
so I quite literally followed
your footprints

357
00:15:26,325 --> 00:15:27,625
over to Mr. Pereya's workstation

358
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:29,759
where, judging by
the copious scuffage,

359
00:15:29,761 --> 00:15:31,161
you've been a very busy bee.

360
00:15:31,163 --> 00:15:33,063
Whoever placed you here,

361
00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:34,731
might've had
Joaquin Pereya murdered.

362
00:15:34,733 --> 00:15:37,367
So unless you killed him
yourself,

363
00:15:37,369 --> 00:15:39,369
you'd be smart to
get in front of this.

364
00:15:39,371 --> 00:15:40,971
Wait.

365
00:15:40,973 --> 00:15:42,473
Joaquin is dead?

366
00:15:44,876 --> 00:15:47,410
I was placed here
by Midwest Cattle Ranchers.

367
00:15:47,412 --> 00:15:49,178
Oh, my God.

368
00:15:49,180 --> 00:15:51,314
They just said I was supposed
to share information.

369
00:15:52,951 --> 00:15:54,918
I never signed on for murder.

370
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,319
I don't know much.

371
00:15:56,321 --> 00:15:58,221
But I'll help you if I can.

372
00:16:05,163 --> 00:16:08,131
Any smoking guns from
Ms. Brighton's communiqués

373
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:09,732
with Big Meat?

374
00:16:09,734 --> 00:16:11,467
You really love
saying that, don't you?

375
00:16:11,469 --> 00:16:14,903
Yeah, more than I enjoy saying
"Midwest Cattle Ranchers."

376
00:16:14,905 --> 00:16:16,606
Well, not yet, anyway.

377
00:16:16,608 --> 00:16:18,241
Plenty on what we already know.

378
00:16:18,243 --> 00:16:20,142
They faked her job history,
they set her up to spy on

379
00:16:20,144 --> 00:16:24,146
Joaquin Pereya, but so far no
e-mails saying "Great work.

380
00:16:24,148 --> 00:16:26,081
We're gonna kill him,
we'll take it from here."

381
00:16:26,083 --> 00:16:27,883
You going out?

382
00:16:27,885 --> 00:16:30,786
While you were perusing, uh,
Ms. Brighton's correspondence,

383
00:16:30,788 --> 00:16:32,855
I was nosing about
Midwest Cattle's computers,

384
00:16:32,857 --> 00:16:34,222
and I hit a firewall
I couldn't crack,

385
00:16:34,224 --> 00:16:35,457
so I asked Everyone for help.

386
00:16:35,459 --> 00:16:37,759
Their task Du jour
is that I deliver

387
00:16:37,761 --> 00:16:39,927
five minutes
of observational comedy

388
00:16:39,929 --> 00:16:42,864
at open Mic night at a place
called The Joke Hole.

389
00:16:42,866 --> 00:16:44,166
I'd invite you to come,

390
00:16:44,168 --> 00:16:45,733
but my plan is to stink.

391
00:16:45,735 --> 00:16:48,603
Oh, uh, your friend Holder
came by yesterday.

392
00:16:50,940 --> 00:16:52,506
He wanted me to give you this.

393
00:17:00,416 --> 00:17:04,118
Doesn't really go
with anything I own.

394
00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:06,487
Yeah, I told him the same thing.

395
00:17:12,094 --> 00:17:13,960
So I take it he informed you
I've not been going

396
00:17:13,962 --> 00:17:15,396
to St. Olaf's
in quite some time.

397
00:17:15,398 --> 00:17:16,830
The man needs a lesson
in the meaning

398
00:17:16,832 --> 00:17:18,832
of anonymity.

399
00:17:18,834 --> 00:17:21,802
He said that you
needed a change.

400
00:17:21,804 --> 00:17:23,270
That you're going
to a different meeting.

401
00:17:23,272 --> 00:17:24,771
Is that what's going on?

402
00:17:24,773 --> 00:17:27,007
Well, you followed me
to Van Kirk Park this morning,

403
00:17:27,009 --> 00:17:29,710
so... I'm sure you know

404
00:17:29,712 --> 00:17:31,444
that it isn't.

405
00:17:31,446 --> 00:17:34,614
I'm well versed in the art of
detecting a tail, Watson.

406
00:17:34,616 --> 00:17:37,217
Yeah, I probably should not
have done that.

407
00:17:37,219 --> 00:17:39,552
Well, I probably shouldn't
have lied.

408
00:17:40,655 --> 00:17:42,488
So let's put an an end to it,
shall we?

409
00:17:42,490 --> 00:17:44,924
The change that
I needed to instate

410
00:17:44,926 --> 00:17:47,059
is that I'm not going
to meetings anymore.

411
00:17:47,061 --> 00:17:48,494
Why?

412
00:17:48,496 --> 00:17:50,796
I needed to inject
an element of derring-do

413
00:17:50,798 --> 00:17:52,131
into my sobriety.

414
00:17:52,133 --> 00:17:54,200
Remove the safety net,
if you will.

415
00:17:54,202 --> 00:17:56,336
And you, even if no longer
in an official capacity,

416
00:17:56,338 --> 00:17:58,570
are part of that safety net,
so I kept you out of the loop.

417
00:17:58,572 --> 00:18:00,940
The daily business

418
00:18:00,942 --> 00:18:02,441
of staying sober,
of going to meetings

419
00:18:02,443 --> 00:18:04,009
with people not nearly
my intellectual equal,

420
00:18:04,011 --> 00:18:05,310
has become a bore.

421
00:18:05,312 --> 00:18:07,012
I've said before

422
00:18:07,014 --> 00:18:08,814
my mind rebels at stagnation.

423
00:18:08,816 --> 00:18:11,416
The process of recovery
has become stagnant,

424
00:18:11,418 --> 00:18:13,518
so I've increased
the level of difficulty,

425
00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:14,853
in order to remain engaged.

426
00:18:14,855 --> 00:18:17,322
What I have not done,
I assure you,

427
00:18:17,324 --> 00:18:20,726
is waiver in my commitment
one iota.

428
00:18:21,795 --> 00:18:23,262
You're arrogant.

429
00:18:23,264 --> 00:18:25,063
I beg your pardon?

430
00:18:25,065 --> 00:18:26,931
Your problem is that
you think you're smarter

431
00:18:26,933 --> 00:18:28,367
than everyone else.

432
00:18:28,369 --> 00:18:30,669
I am smarter than everyone else,
demonstrably.

433
00:18:30,671 --> 00:18:32,370
I didn't say
you weren't, you are.

434
00:18:32,372 --> 00:18:33,838
I said you think you are,
you think

435
00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:35,606
that being smarter
makes you different.

436
00:18:35,608 --> 00:18:38,342
Don't you think other people
get bored at meetings, too?

437
00:18:38,344 --> 00:18:40,711
It-it was one of the most common
things I used to talk about

438
00:18:40,713 --> 00:18:41,946
with my clients.

439
00:18:41,948 --> 00:18:44,215
Everyone gets bored at meetings.

440
00:18:44,217 --> 00:18:47,018
It doesn't make you
different, it makes you typical.

441
00:18:47,020 --> 00:18:49,720
But you know what the ones
who stay sober do?

442
00:18:49,722 --> 00:18:51,021
They keep going to meetings.

443
00:18:51,023 --> 00:18:52,890
Have you considered
the possibility

444
00:18:52,892 --> 00:18:54,759
that I experience
my boredom more acutely

445
00:18:54,761 --> 00:18:56,294
than others experience theirs?

446
00:18:56,296 --> 00:18:58,095
I've been relating to my
sobriety like a tourist

447
00:18:58,097 --> 00:18:59,730
who visits the Grand Canyon.

448
00:18:59,732 --> 00:19:02,466
But doesn't go near the edge
for fear of falling in.

449
00:19:02,468 --> 00:19:04,601
Yes, and that's how
you stay sober.

450
00:19:04,603 --> 00:19:07,905
It is also how you lull yourself
into a torpor.

451
00:19:07,907 --> 00:19:09,639
If addiction is an abyss,

452
00:19:09,641 --> 00:19:12,709
shouldn't the addict tiptoe
up to the edge once and a while?

453
00:19:12,711 --> 00:19:14,611
Stare down into the gorge.

454
00:19:14,613 --> 00:19:16,079
You know what?

455
00:19:16,081 --> 00:19:17,514
The first thing you said
was right.

456
00:19:18,818 --> 00:19:21,083
I'm not officially anything
to your sobriety

457
00:19:21,085 --> 00:19:22,485
other than your friend.

458
00:19:24,055 --> 00:19:25,789
You have the right to do
whatever you want.

459
00:19:25,791 --> 00:19:28,991
My vote is sober and bored.

460
00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:34,263
You know what?
Uh, there's another...

461
00:19:34,265 --> 00:19:35,665
box of Corrine's files
downstairs,

462
00:19:35,667 --> 00:19:36,833
I'm gonna go through it.

463
00:19:36,835 --> 00:19:38,067
You got to your open Mic,

464
00:19:38,069 --> 00:19:40,369
I'm sure you'll kill.

465
00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:58,887
<i>Two breakfast sandwiches.</i>

466
00:19:58,889 --> 00:20:01,223
<i>One made with sausage</i>
<i>from our own larder.</i>

467
00:20:01,225 --> 00:20:03,124
<i>The other was concocted</i>
<i>from "shmeat,"</i>

468
00:20:03,126 --> 00:20:07,463
<i>which I brought home</i>
<i>from Next Century Meats.</i>

469
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:10,966
"Shmeat"?

470
00:20:10,968 --> 00:20:13,468
A term of art among
scientists in the field,

471
00:20:13,470 --> 00:20:16,238
a "sheet of meat."

472
00:20:17,807 --> 00:20:20,876
You're not interested in
the blind taste test I devised?

473
00:20:20,878 --> 00:20:23,245
No offense. I appreciate
the gesture,

474
00:20:23,247 --> 00:20:25,480
or part of it, but...

475
00:20:25,482 --> 00:20:27,682
I'm gonna pass
on the lab-grown meat thing.

476
00:20:27,684 --> 00:20:29,784
If you wanted a skin graft,
you'd prefer cells grown

477
00:20:29,786 --> 00:20:31,986
in a lab over ones
from a cadaver, no?

478
00:20:31,988 --> 00:20:34,489
Why should what you put in
your mouth be any different?

479
00:20:34,491 --> 00:20:36,557
'Cause I don't eat
my own skin.

480
00:20:36,559 --> 00:20:38,259
I'm surprised. You're
a woman of science.

481
00:20:38,261 --> 00:20:41,996
Yeah. And I've been
around plenty of labs.

482
00:20:41,998 --> 00:20:45,499
It's not a place where you want
to go shop for groceries.

483
00:20:45,501 --> 00:20:48,235
Have you ever been around
an industrial slaughterhouse?

484
00:20:49,939 --> 00:20:52,039
How'd your comedy set go?

485
00:20:52,041 --> 00:20:53,340
Oh, wonderfully. Boos abounded.

486
00:20:53,342 --> 00:20:54,741
A gentleman backstage told me

487
00:20:54,743 --> 00:20:56,410
I needed to be more relatable.

488
00:20:56,412 --> 00:20:58,012
The access

489
00:20:58,014 --> 00:20:59,880
I was granted
by Everyone, however,

490
00:20:59,882 --> 00:21:01,381
proved much more fruitful.

491
00:21:01,383 --> 00:21:04,384
According to Big Meat's
accounting records,

492
00:21:04,386 --> 00:21:06,420
they recently paid $100,000

493
00:21:06,422 --> 00:21:09,456
to a "performance consultant"
named Thomas Cockburn.

494
00:21:10,859 --> 00:21:13,593
Mm... What's
a "performance consultant"?

495
00:21:13,595 --> 00:21:16,296
I have no idea. And I'd bet
no one at Big Meat does either.

496
00:21:16,298 --> 00:21:18,932
Did a little digging
into Thomas Cockburn.

497
00:21:18,934 --> 00:21:21,634
He's attracted the attention
of both federal

498
00:21:21,636 --> 00:21:23,303
and local authorities
in multiple jurisdictions

499
00:21:23,305 --> 00:21:25,071
over the last six years,
in connection

500
00:21:25,073 --> 00:21:27,206
with eight other murders.

501
00:21:27,208 --> 00:21:30,176
In each case, a company with
reason to want the victim dead

502
00:21:30,178 --> 00:21:32,111
paid Cockburn as a
consultant around the same time.

503
00:21:32,113 --> 00:21:33,913
So, he's a corporate hit man.

504
00:21:33,915 --> 00:21:35,247
That is what
the authorities believed,

505
00:21:35,249 --> 00:21:36,949
but they were never
able to prove it.

506
00:21:36,951 --> 00:21:38,417
Cockburn provided
a definitive alibi

507
00:21:38,419 --> 00:21:40,553
for each of the murders,
showing that he was in

508
00:21:40,555 --> 00:21:42,755
an entirely different city at
the times they were committed.

509
00:21:42,757 --> 00:21:44,356
But?

510
00:21:44,358 --> 00:21:47,259
But I noticed something
the authorities missed.

511
00:21:47,261 --> 00:21:49,894
Cockburn has an adult daughter,
named Grace.

512
00:21:49,896 --> 00:21:51,964
The two are ostensibly estranged

513
00:21:51,966 --> 00:21:54,366
after Cockburn's divorce
from her mother.

514
00:21:54,368 --> 00:21:55,968
It's why she
was never considered,

515
00:21:55,970 --> 00:21:58,670
but I think they're much closer
than they let on.

516
00:22:00,774 --> 00:22:02,640
So, she's been in each city

517
00:22:02,642 --> 00:22:05,010
when a murder happened.
You think they're partners.

518
00:22:05,012 --> 00:22:06,644
Grace happens to live
in New York.

519
00:22:06,646 --> 00:22:08,913
Marcus is inviting her
to the station as we speak.

520
00:22:08,915 --> 00:22:11,082
So, make yourself
an alternate breakfast.

521
00:22:11,084 --> 00:22:12,817
We should have
Joaquin Pereya's murder solved

522
00:22:12,819 --> 00:22:15,119
by the time you get dressed.

523
00:22:17,223 --> 00:22:19,090
We get that you never
expected anyone

524
00:22:19,092 --> 00:22:21,292
to connect you to these
murders, but...

525
00:22:21,294 --> 00:22:23,160
it still would have
been a good idea

526
00:22:23,162 --> 00:22:24,962
not to keep so much evidence

527
00:22:24,964 --> 00:22:26,230
in your apartment.

528
00:22:26,232 --> 00:22:28,199
Our search turned up
building plans,

529
00:22:28,201 --> 00:22:30,234
travel receipts
and this coded log book

530
00:22:30,236 --> 00:22:33,304
that Mr. Holmes here
cracked in no time.

531
00:22:33,306 --> 00:22:36,040
I mean, it's really quite
easy to break a cipher

532
00:22:36,042 --> 00:22:37,408
if you know what
it's going to say.

533
00:22:37,410 --> 00:22:41,044
Feds are picking up
your dad in Miami,

534
00:22:41,046 --> 00:22:42,412
and a whole bunch of
other cities are gonna

535
00:22:42,414 --> 00:22:44,047
want to talk to you,
but we get you first.

536
00:22:44,049 --> 00:22:46,682
And our D.A. is gonna want
to close this quick,

537
00:22:46,684 --> 00:22:49,585
before the FBI
takes over. So...

538
00:22:49,587 --> 00:22:52,354
help us wrap up
Joaquin Pereya,

539
00:22:52,356 --> 00:22:54,490
and you're in a strong
position to make a deal.

540
00:22:54,492 --> 00:22:57,393
I would, honestly.

541
00:22:57,395 --> 00:22:59,929
Except I didn't kill
Joaquin Pereya.

542
00:22:59,931 --> 00:23:02,031
Is there a point
in denying it now?

543
00:23:02,033 --> 00:23:03,465
We have evidence
that you killed nine people.

544
00:23:03,467 --> 00:23:04,633
The game's lost.

545
00:23:04,635 --> 00:23:06,968
You have proof
that we killed eight people.

546
00:23:06,970 --> 00:23:09,971
My father and I had nothing
to do with Pereya's death.

547
00:23:09,973 --> 00:23:10,972
You had his info

548
00:23:10,974 --> 00:23:12,141
in your apartment.

549
00:23:12,143 --> 00:23:14,243
Records that you
were tailing him.

550
00:23:14,245 --> 00:23:16,945
Because Midwest Cattle Ranchers
did hire us to kill him.

551
00:23:16,947 --> 00:23:19,514
We had a plan. We were ready
to go through with it.

552
00:23:19,516 --> 00:23:23,484
But MCR canceled the contract
before we did the job.

553
00:23:23,486 --> 00:23:25,987
Why would they do that?

554
00:23:25,989 --> 00:23:29,157
An FDA ruling came down, about
the food Pereya was developing.

555
00:23:29,159 --> 00:23:31,325
The government classified it
as "meat substitute,"

556
00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:34,328
instead of recognizing it
as meat.

557
00:23:34,330 --> 00:23:37,065
So, Next Century Meat''
product will be relegated

558
00:23:37,067 --> 00:23:38,899
to the tofu aisle,

559
00:23:38,901 --> 00:23:42,403
along with veggie burgers,
and other fringe foodstuffs.

560
00:23:42,405 --> 00:23:44,004
So, Midwest Cattle's panic

561
00:23:44,006 --> 00:23:47,241
went from five-alarm fire
to a minor annoyance.

562
00:23:47,243 --> 00:23:50,078
They didn't need to kill him
anymore, so they called us off.

563
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:52,446
Why would I bother lying?

564
00:23:52,448 --> 00:23:55,482
You're right that I am screwed
when the Feds get here.

565
00:23:55,484 --> 00:23:57,051
But we didn't kill your guy.

566
00:23:58,220 --> 00:23:59,820
Someone else did.

567
00:24:09,350 --> 00:24:11,184
I understand
congrats are in order.

568
00:24:11,186 --> 00:24:13,853
You picked up a team of hit men
that the FBI's been hunting

569
00:24:13,855 --> 00:24:15,387
for years?
Unfortunately,

570
00:24:15,389 --> 00:24:17,824
neither one of them
killed Joaquin Pereya.

571
00:24:17,826 --> 00:24:19,958
Well, Holmes texted me.

572
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:23,094
"Big Meat innocent.
Further suspects to come."

573
00:24:23,096 --> 00:24:24,663
"Further suspects."

574
00:24:24,665 --> 00:24:25,864
I guess that's
what you're doing?

575
00:24:25,866 --> 00:24:27,566
The people Pereya
worked with?

576
00:24:27,568 --> 00:24:29,768
They called him
the Mozart of Meat.

577
00:24:29,770 --> 00:24:32,270
Sherlock says he knows a
little something about genius,

578
00:24:32,272 --> 00:24:33,806
and that...
"No truly exceptional intellect

579
00:24:33,808 --> 00:24:37,042
would knowingly submit
flawed work."

580
00:24:37,044 --> 00:24:38,910
Now, the FDA
has consistently ruled

581
00:24:38,912 --> 00:24:41,112
that if two products are
genetically identical,

582
00:24:41,114 --> 00:24:43,348
then they're legally
the same thing.

583
00:24:43,350 --> 00:24:45,116
Even if one's natural and

584
00:24:45,118 --> 00:24:46,651
one's grown in a lab.

585
00:24:46,653 --> 00:24:48,619
Now, Pereya obviously knew that.

586
00:24:48,621 --> 00:24:50,222
So, Sherlock thinks
there's no way

587
00:24:50,224 --> 00:24:52,224
he would've submitted
bad research to the FDA.

588
00:24:52,226 --> 00:24:54,124
So, he went
to Next Century Meats,

589
00:24:54,126 --> 00:24:57,628
and got them to give us
Pereya's undoctored research.

590
00:24:57,630 --> 00:24:59,664
And you're comparing it
to the work

591
00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:01,766
that was submitted to the FDA.

592
00:25:01,768 --> 00:25:03,434
You think someone
doctored Pereya's work?

593
00:25:03,436 --> 00:25:04,535
Sherlock does.

594
00:25:04,537 --> 00:25:05,903
I'm agnostic.

595
00:25:05,905 --> 00:25:07,805
But right now I'm along
for the ride.

596
00:25:10,743 --> 00:25:12,609
Oh!
What?

597
00:25:12,611 --> 00:25:16,513
This chart in the official
report. It looks identical

598
00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:18,983
to the one in
Pereya's research, except...

599
00:25:18,985 --> 00:25:21,685
couple numbers are different.

600
00:25:21,687 --> 00:25:24,521
I'm sending pictures
off to Sherlock.

601
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,590
I'm sure it'll be a minute
before I hear back.

602
00:25:26,592 --> 00:25:28,157
If you've got stuff to do...

603
00:25:28,159 --> 00:25:29,192
Hmm.

604
00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:31,895
That's him.

605
00:25:31,897 --> 00:25:33,864
"Get here immediately."

606
00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:35,198
He used an eight to make it

607
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,800
easier to type out
"immediately."

608
00:25:36,802 --> 00:25:38,468
"Our so-called 'Mozart of Meat'

609
00:25:38,470 --> 00:25:40,236
had his very own Salieri."

610
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:45,108
Mr. Farley, you were
Mr. Pereya's understudy.

611
00:25:45,110 --> 00:25:46,776
If his work failed

612
00:25:46,778 --> 00:25:48,411
and then he disappeared
in disgrace,

613
00:25:48,413 --> 00:25:51,580
n-no one stood to benefit
more than you.

614
00:25:51,582 --> 00:25:55,118
Whoa, Joaq was my boss,
but he was also my friend.

615
00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:57,520
I hope you're not suggesting
I killed him.

616
00:25:57,522 --> 00:25:59,021
We know someone sabotaged

617
00:25:59,023 --> 00:26:00,489
the data, Mr. Farley.

618
00:26:00,491 --> 00:26:02,391
You had access to Joaquin
Pereya's computer

619
00:26:02,393 --> 00:26:04,460
and you have the technical
expertise alter his work.

620
00:26:04,462 --> 00:26:07,563
We'll prove that, 'cause we've
already been granted access

621
00:26:07,565 --> 00:26:10,132
to Pereya's hard drives.
Your digital fingerprints

622
00:26:10,134 --> 00:26:11,667
are in there somewhere.

623
00:26:11,669 --> 00:26:13,769
It's the only explanation
that makes any sense.

624
00:26:13,771 --> 00:26:16,104
Theoretically speaking,

625
00:26:16,106 --> 00:26:18,307
let's say you find
the guy who fudged

626
00:26:18,309 --> 00:26:19,674
Joaq's research.
That doesn't mean

627
00:26:19,676 --> 00:26:21,076
you found the guy
who killed him.

628
00:26:21,078 --> 00:26:22,644
Is that a theoretical
admission

629
00:26:22,646 --> 00:26:24,146
to being the saboteur?

630
00:26:24,148 --> 00:26:26,348
You guys have got messing around
with Joaq's numbers

631
00:26:26,350 --> 00:26:27,782
all tied up with killing him.

632
00:26:27,784 --> 00:26:29,584
One's a try at getting

633
00:26:29,586 --> 00:26:31,553
a leg up in the office.
The other's life in prison.

634
00:26:31,555 --> 00:26:33,988
It wasn't necessarily
the same person.

635
00:26:33,990 --> 00:26:36,257
So, convince us
they're not tied together.

636
00:26:36,259 --> 00:26:38,025
Okay, look.

637
00:26:38,027 --> 00:26:40,328
You dig around enough,
you're gonna see,

638
00:26:40,330 --> 00:26:43,998
it was me who fudged the data.
I'm not proud of it,

639
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,968
and I hope you don't tell
my boss and ruin my career.

640
00:26:46,970 --> 00:26:49,236
But Mr. Platz called your office

641
00:26:49,238 --> 00:26:51,105
to learn what he could
about Joaq's murder.

642
00:26:51,107 --> 00:26:53,240
Apparently, he was killed
between Wednesday and Friday

643
00:26:53,242 --> 00:26:54,508
of last week?

644
00:26:54,510 --> 00:26:55,843
That's what we think, yeah.

645
00:26:55,845 --> 00:26:58,312
I was at a wedding
in Curacao last week.

646
00:26:58,314 --> 00:27:01,015
Left Monday, landed at JFK
middle of the day Friday.

647
00:27:01,017 --> 00:27:04,218
I'm telling the truth!
I was at the ceremony!

648
00:27:04,220 --> 00:27:06,319
You can ask
the bridesmaids I hit on.

649
00:27:10,459 --> 00:27:12,359
It's as we suspected.

650
00:27:12,361 --> 00:27:15,896
Brendan Farley's three-quarter
alibi is 100% percent true.

651
00:27:15,898 --> 00:27:18,331
He was harassing
bridesmaids in Curacao.

652
00:27:18,333 --> 00:27:20,968
So, it wasn't him.

653
00:27:20,970 --> 00:27:23,536
Who else wanted Joaquin Pereya
dead because he made

654
00:27:23,538 --> 00:27:26,406
a lucrative breakthrough
in the field of cultured meat?

655
00:27:26,408 --> 00:27:28,441
Well, I'm already going through
the company reports

656
00:27:28,443 --> 00:27:29,742
for Next Century Meats.

657
00:27:32,547 --> 00:27:34,580
I think you're bored
with recovery

658
00:27:34,582 --> 00:27:36,616
because you're not
saying what's on your mind.

659
00:27:37,919 --> 00:27:40,285
What's on my mind
is that I'm bored.

660
00:27:40,287 --> 00:27:42,154
And that's exactly what you need
to be talking about.

661
00:27:42,156 --> 00:27:44,089
That, and everything else
you said yesterday.

662
00:27:44,091 --> 00:27:46,492
Including the bit about being
the smartest person in the room?

663
00:27:46,494 --> 00:27:49,061
See, recovery only works
if you say what you're thinking.

664
00:27:49,063 --> 00:27:50,429
Those people in the room,
whatever their I.Q. is,

665
00:27:50,431 --> 00:27:51,597
they've been through a lot.

666
00:27:51,599 --> 00:27:53,733
They can handle you being
an arrogant jerk.

667
00:27:53,735 --> 00:27:54,799
I mean, will it be awkward?

668
00:27:54,801 --> 00:27:56,235
Probably, but when's that

669
00:27:56,237 --> 00:27:57,602
ever stopped you?

670
00:27:59,706 --> 00:28:02,007
It's a better way to re-engage.

671
00:28:02,009 --> 00:28:05,110
I worked with a lot
of clients before, and...

672
00:28:05,112 --> 00:28:08,480
every time sometimes tries to go
it alone, it always ends badly.

673
00:28:09,850 --> 00:28:11,950
S...

674
00:28:29,469 --> 00:28:30,834
<i>Watson, you may want</i>
<i>to compose yourself</i>

675
00:28:30,836 --> 00:28:32,836
<i>before coming downstairs.</i>

676
00:28:32,838 --> 00:28:35,772
<i>A salon of sorts</i>
<i>is in progress.</i>

677
00:28:36,875 --> 00:28:39,842
It's so new!

678
00:28:39,844 --> 00:28:41,678
Aye, so true, so true.

679
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:45,082
Now, we eat, uh, eggs, yes?

680
00:28:45,084 --> 00:28:47,284
These are cells
taken from an animal.

681
00:28:47,286 --> 00:28:49,986
The chicken is
presumably still alive.

682
00:28:51,489 --> 00:28:53,890
That's an interesting example.
Mm-hmm.

683
00:28:53,892 --> 00:28:56,525
Oh, good morning.

684
00:28:58,463 --> 00:29:00,897
Now, if we could only
find those chickens.

685
00:29:04,168 --> 00:29:06,035
Why is there some sort of

686
00:29:06,037 --> 00:29:08,404
world peace convocation
going on upstairs?

687
00:29:08,406 --> 00:29:10,906
Those are leading scholars
of their respective faiths.

688
00:29:10,908 --> 00:29:12,508
We've had a very
productive morning.

689
00:29:12,510 --> 00:29:14,577
We reached conclusions
on some knotty issues.

690
00:29:14,579 --> 00:29:16,345
And now it's time to eat.

691
00:29:16,347 --> 00:29:19,181
Jews and Muslims are united
by more than conflict, Watson.

692
00:29:19,183 --> 00:29:22,017
Both groups have labored
under dietary restrictions

693
00:29:22,019 --> 00:29:23,551
for millennia.

694
00:29:23,553 --> 00:29:25,721
Including very strict guidelines

695
00:29:25,723 --> 00:29:29,658
over the slaughter
and consumption of meat.

696
00:29:29,660 --> 00:29:31,326
Why would someone
doctor research

697
00:29:31,328 --> 00:29:33,061
to prevent
a lucrative breakthrough

698
00:29:33,063 --> 00:29:34,562
from being labeled as such?

699
00:29:34,564 --> 00:29:35,964
Only, I now believe,

700
00:29:35,966 --> 00:29:38,667
if it was more profitable
to have another label.

701
00:29:38,669 --> 00:29:40,602
Are you familiar
with the word <i>pareve?</i>

702
00:29:40,604 --> 00:29:42,803
Uh, it's a kosher thing, right?

703
00:29:42,805 --> 00:29:44,606
Mm. The laws of <i>kashrut</i> state

704
00:29:44,608 --> 00:29:46,508
that permissible foods
are divided into groups--

705
00:29:46,510 --> 00:29:47,875
dairy, meat.

706
00:29:47,877 --> 00:29:49,644
But there's a third
classification.

707
00:29:49,646 --> 00:29:52,213
<i>Pareve.</i> Water is <i>pareve.</i>

708
00:29:52,215 --> 00:29:54,182
Carrots are <i>pareve.</i>

709
00:29:54,184 --> 00:29:57,184
Okay, so <i>pareve</i> is like...
neutral?

710
00:29:57,186 --> 00:29:58,886
Exactly, it's the Switzerland
of food.

711
00:29:58,888 --> 00:30:02,589
Now, if shmeat is ruled
to be actual meat,

712
00:30:02,591 --> 00:30:05,760
that obviously opens up
the carnivore market,

713
00:30:05,762 --> 00:30:09,964
but it also subjects it to the
Gordian Knot of halal and kosher

714
00:30:09,966 --> 00:30:10,998
certification.

715
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,366
If it is a mere meat substitute,

716
00:30:12,368 --> 00:30:15,302
then it sits, forlorn,
in the vegan aisle.

717
00:30:15,304 --> 00:30:17,871
But if shmeat can
thread the needle,

718
00:30:17,873 --> 00:30:20,474
if it can be actual
lab-grown meat,

719
00:30:20,476 --> 00:30:22,042
but not be classified
as such...

720
00:30:22,044 --> 00:30:23,577
It would be pareve,

721
00:30:23,579 --> 00:30:26,413
neutral to the kosher
and halal rules about meat.

722
00:30:26,415 --> 00:30:27,847
Imagine, Watson.

723
00:30:27,849 --> 00:30:29,649
Observant Jews
finally being allowed

724
00:30:29,651 --> 00:30:30,650
a cheeseburger.

725
00:30:30,652 --> 00:30:31,818
Religious Muslims indulging

726
00:30:31,820 --> 00:30:33,720
in pulled-pork Cubanos.

727
00:30:33,722 --> 00:30:35,021
There is what?

728
00:30:35,023 --> 00:30:37,390
Over a billion Muslims
in the world.

729
00:30:37,392 --> 00:30:39,258
It's a huge untapped market.

730
00:30:39,260 --> 00:30:40,526
Probably way more profitable

731
00:30:40,528 --> 00:30:42,328
for them to not label
shmeat as meat.

732
00:30:42,330 --> 00:30:45,264
Hence the doctored research.

733
00:30:45,266 --> 00:30:48,701
So, if Joaquin Pereya wasn't
on board for faking the data,

734
00:30:48,703 --> 00:30:49,702
that would mean
that whoever's

735
00:30:49,704 --> 00:30:51,070
in charge of that place

736
00:30:51,072 --> 00:30:52,572
would have reason to kill him.

737
00:30:52,574 --> 00:30:53,906
And that would be...

738
00:30:53,908 --> 00:30:58,110
Werner Platz,
CEO of Next Century Meats.

739
00:30:58,112 --> 00:30:59,312
Can we prove he was involved?

740
00:30:59,314 --> 00:31:01,113
We can if his coconspirator

741
00:31:01,115 --> 00:31:03,115
will talk to us.

742
00:31:05,452 --> 00:31:07,219
Mr. Farley,
thank you so much

743
00:31:07,221 --> 00:31:08,587
for coming on short notice.

744
00:31:08,589 --> 00:31:10,022
I thought I already
answered your questions.

745
00:31:10,024 --> 00:31:11,489
Well, we had one set
of questions for you

746
00:31:11,491 --> 00:31:13,959
when we thought that
you killed Joaquin Pereya.

747
00:31:13,961 --> 00:31:14,927
We no longer think that.

748
00:31:14,929 --> 00:31:17,096
Oh, okay.

749
00:31:17,098 --> 00:31:18,763
Good.
We now think

750
00:31:18,765 --> 00:31:20,465
that you were part of
a conspiracy to kill him.

751
00:31:20,467 --> 00:31:22,900
After you.

752
00:31:25,339 --> 00:31:27,004
This is the intersection

753
00:31:27,006 --> 00:31:29,641
of 65th street and
Metropolitan Avenue.

754
00:31:29,643 --> 00:31:32,277
Street racers use this
stretch of Metropolitan.

755
00:31:32,279 --> 00:31:34,646
A concerned citizen
tried to catch

756
00:31:34,648 --> 00:31:36,313
some of their
license plates on camera.

757
00:31:36,315 --> 00:31:38,449
She overheard a
patrolman asking

758
00:31:38,451 --> 00:31:41,418
for security camera footage,
volunteered to share this.

759
00:31:41,420 --> 00:31:43,755
Am I supposed to be
looking at something?

760
00:31:43,757 --> 00:31:46,023
That's your boss,
Werner Platz.

761
00:31:46,860 --> 00:31:48,993
So?

762
00:31:48,995 --> 00:31:50,394
Mr. Farley,
that intersection

763
00:31:50,396 --> 00:31:51,995
is a half block away

764
00:31:51,997 --> 00:31:53,664
from Brooklyn's Best Wurst.

765
00:31:53,666 --> 00:31:55,432
This footage was gathered
the same night someone

766
00:31:55,434 --> 00:31:58,335
broke into the store
and ground Joaquin Pereya

767
00:31:58,337 --> 00:31:59,803
into so much mince.

768
00:31:59,805 --> 00:32:02,239
We can place your boss
right by the scene,

769
00:32:02,241 --> 00:32:03,874
on the night it happened.

770
00:32:03,876 --> 00:32:05,476
I've also had

771
00:32:05,478 --> 00:32:07,177
an informal peek
at your banking records.

772
00:32:07,179 --> 00:32:08,678
"Informal peek"?

773
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:09,712
What does that mean?

774
00:32:09,714 --> 00:32:10,847
It means I have friends

775
00:32:10,849 --> 00:32:11,915
who are digitally nimble.

776
00:32:11,917 --> 00:32:13,250
Don't look at him.

777
00:32:13,252 --> 00:32:14,717
He had nothing to do with it.

778
00:32:14,719 --> 00:32:15,685
We'll get an authorized

779
00:32:15,687 --> 00:32:16,987
look soon enough.

780
00:32:16,989 --> 00:32:18,629
They'll show a judge
what we already know.

781
00:32:19,524 --> 00:32:20,590
Someone recently paid

782
00:32:20,592 --> 00:32:22,358
your mortgage in full.

783
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:23,794
It was paid
by a third party.

784
00:32:23,796 --> 00:32:26,095
We're already trying
to link that to your boss.

785
00:32:26,097 --> 00:32:29,198
What does that have to do
with Joaquin?

786
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:30,600
Werner
Platz wanted

787
00:32:30,602 --> 00:32:33,403
Mr. Pereya to alter
his... shmeat

788
00:32:33,405 --> 00:32:36,172
so the FDA would classify
it as a meat substitute.

789
00:32:36,174 --> 00:32:38,341
Then he could sell it
to the kosher and halal markets.

790
00:32:38,343 --> 00:32:40,310
But Pereya was
a true believer.

791
00:32:40,312 --> 00:32:42,778
He cared more about
disrupting the meat industry

792
00:32:42,780 --> 00:32:44,280
than he did about the profits.

793
00:32:44,282 --> 00:32:45,848
He wouldn't make the change.

794
00:32:45,850 --> 00:32:47,683
So, Platz killed Pereya

795
00:32:47,685 --> 00:32:50,719
and found himself
a cringing mediocrity

796
00:32:50,721 --> 00:32:52,521
who would take a fee
to alter the data.

797
00:32:52,523 --> 00:32:55,157
And that was you, Mr. Farley.

798
00:32:55,159 --> 00:32:58,427
Testify against
Werner Platz.

799
00:32:58,429 --> 00:33:01,262
I already offered you one chance
to get in front of this.

800
00:33:01,264 --> 00:33:03,231
You won't get another.

801
00:33:04,067 --> 00:33:06,968
And if I say no, what happens?

802
00:33:06,970 --> 00:33:08,903
You take that
video to a judge.

803
00:33:08,905 --> 00:33:12,474
All that shows is Werner
driving down the street.

804
00:33:12,476 --> 00:33:14,008
Why'd he pay my mortgage?

805
00:33:14,010 --> 00:33:15,409
'Cause I'm a great employee

806
00:33:15,411 --> 00:33:17,946
and I just got a promotion.

807
00:33:17,948 --> 00:33:20,781
You guys have nothing on me

808
00:33:20,783 --> 00:33:22,750
and I'm pretty sure you've
got nothing on Werner

809
00:33:22,752 --> 00:33:25,153
or you wouldn't be trying
to get me to turn on him.

810
00:33:25,155 --> 00:33:26,454
It was a nice try, guys,

811
00:33:26,456 --> 00:33:28,789
but I'm going to leave
my lawyer's number.

812
00:33:28,791 --> 00:33:31,792
Don't call me again.

813
00:33:34,930 --> 00:33:38,566
So, Brendan Farley
and Werner Platz killed a man

814
00:33:38,568 --> 00:33:40,167
and ground him into sausage...

815
00:33:40,169 --> 00:33:42,236
and not only do
they get to walk free...

816
00:33:42,238 --> 00:33:45,005
They'll both be rich the moment
the shmeat hits the market.

817
00:33:45,007 --> 00:33:47,274
God bless America.

818
00:33:54,389 --> 00:33:55,998
We'll canvass the neighborhood

819
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,433
near the meat shop
again tomorrow.

820
00:33:58,435 --> 00:34:00,602
Perhaps we missed someone
who saw Werner Platz

821
00:34:00,604 --> 00:34:02,303
carrying a body
down the stairs.

822
00:34:02,305 --> 00:34:05,206
The patrolman went
door to door twice.

823
00:34:05,208 --> 00:34:06,940
It's my party.
I'll clean up.

824
00:34:06,942 --> 00:34:09,309
You should rest.
You seem a little tense.

825
00:34:09,311 --> 00:34:11,245
I'm frustrated.

826
00:34:11,247 --> 00:34:13,880
Uh, we found the people
who broke into the Leviathan.

827
00:34:13,882 --> 00:34:15,549
We arrested half
of <i>Le Milieu</i>

828
00:34:15,551 --> 00:34:16,617
to get your brother
off the hook.

829
00:34:16,619 --> 00:34:18,051
We brought down Moriarty.

830
00:34:18,053 --> 00:34:19,753
I mean, these guys
are not criminal geniuses.

831
00:34:19,755 --> 00:34:21,522
They're just a couple of idiots
who killed for money.

832
00:34:21,524 --> 00:34:23,790
Granted, it's not
the perfect crime,

833
00:34:23,792 --> 00:34:26,993
but occasionally, criminals
walk free due to dumb luck.

834
00:34:26,995 --> 00:34:28,995
It's not a... perfect
universe, is it, Watson?

835
00:34:28,997 --> 00:34:30,463
Well, that sounds like

836
00:34:30,465 --> 00:34:32,398
giving up. I mean,
I know no one's quitting.

837
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:34,734
I-I just hate that these guys
are getting away with it.

838
00:34:34,736 --> 00:34:37,671
We might not be able
to prove our case in court...

839
00:34:37,673 --> 00:34:39,539
but that doesn't mean
we can't punish them.

840
00:34:39,541 --> 00:34:41,707
What, are you gonna whip them
with a cherry Danish?

841
00:34:42,577 --> 00:34:45,344
No, I'm going to use this.

842
00:34:45,346 --> 00:34:46,712
We need to reconvene

843
00:34:46,714 --> 00:34:48,981
the council of rabbis and imams.

844
00:34:55,456 --> 00:34:57,389
Do you seriously think
this is gonna work?

845
00:34:57,391 --> 00:34:59,491
I have no earthly idea.

846
00:34:59,493 --> 00:35:01,493
Morning.

847
00:35:01,495 --> 00:35:02,895
We'd like to see
the coconspirators

848
00:35:02,897 --> 00:35:05,430
in the murder of Joaquin Pereya.

849
00:35:05,432 --> 00:35:06,765
Our lawyers are
on their way here.

850
00:35:06,767 --> 00:35:08,366
I'm gonna do everything I can

851
00:35:08,368 --> 00:35:09,467
to sue you two for harassment.

852
00:35:09,469 --> 00:35:10,936
Gentlemen,
we have unearthed

853
00:35:10,938 --> 00:35:13,638
no new evidence
against you.

854
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:15,674
Despite our best efforts,

855
00:35:15,676 --> 00:35:16,708
we are unable to prove

856
00:35:16,710 --> 00:35:17,775
that the two of you

857
00:35:17,777 --> 00:35:19,143
murdered Joaquin Pereya.

858
00:35:19,145 --> 00:35:20,812
Then what are you doing here?

859
00:35:20,814 --> 00:35:23,348
We can make a compelling
circumstantial argument

860
00:35:23,350 --> 00:35:24,849
that you are guilty
and we did

861
00:35:24,851 --> 00:35:26,150
last night...

862
00:35:26,152 --> 00:35:27,819
to the Convocation
of Orthodox Rabbis

863
00:35:27,821 --> 00:35:29,420
and the I.C.H.,

864
00:35:29,422 --> 00:35:30,822
their equivalent
in the Muslim faith.

865
00:35:30,824 --> 00:35:32,489
Are you familiar
with those bodies?

866
00:35:32,491 --> 00:35:34,491
They're the ones who will
be deciding whether or not

867
00:35:34,493 --> 00:35:35,827
your shmeat can be sold

868
00:35:35,829 --> 00:35:38,062
to the halal and
kosher communities.

869
00:35:38,064 --> 00:35:40,364
They asked us
to pass on a message.

870
00:35:40,366 --> 00:35:41,966
Murder is not kosher.

871
00:35:41,968 --> 00:35:43,167
Oh? And what is that

872
00:35:43,169 --> 00:35:44,435
supposed to mean?

873
00:35:44,437 --> 00:35:46,069
We demonstrated
to the satisfaction

874
00:35:46,071 --> 00:35:48,505
of various religious
worthies that your shmeat

875
00:35:48,507 --> 00:35:50,708
became eligible
to be <i>pareve</i>

876
00:35:50,710 --> 00:35:52,142
by virtue of foul play.

877
00:35:52,144 --> 00:35:53,944
The imams and the rabbis
have got no intention

878
00:35:53,946 --> 00:35:55,512
of rewarding murder.

879
00:35:55,514 --> 00:35:57,080
They're never gonna
bless you with the labels

880
00:35:57,082 --> 00:35:58,915
that you seek and
they're going to use

881
00:35:58,917 --> 00:36:00,050
their influence
to see to it

882
00:36:00,052 --> 00:36:02,219
that other
certifying bodies

883
00:36:02,221 --> 00:36:03,653
follow their lead.

884
00:36:03,655 --> 00:36:05,722
You can still sell it
in the vegan aisle,

885
00:36:05,724 --> 00:36:07,057
but good luck
staying in business.

886
00:36:08,693 --> 00:36:10,827
So, this is some
kind of retribution.

887
00:36:10,829 --> 00:36:12,929
You are going to rob the world
of our product

888
00:36:12,931 --> 00:36:16,366
because you can't prove
your insane theories.

889
00:36:16,368 --> 00:36:17,868
Maybe your shmeat
will go to market.

890
00:36:17,870 --> 00:36:18,968
Maybe it won't.

891
00:36:18,970 --> 00:36:20,069
The rabbis and imams

892
00:36:20,071 --> 00:36:21,537
have agreed
to change their minds

893
00:36:21,539 --> 00:36:24,474
on one condition:
someone has to be convicted

894
00:36:24,476 --> 00:36:26,242
of Joaquin Pereya's murder.

895
00:36:26,244 --> 00:36:28,278
I don't understand.

896
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:29,646
But we don't
need you to.

897
00:36:29,648 --> 00:36:32,047
Our appeal is
to Mr. Farley.

898
00:36:32,049 --> 00:36:34,183
He committed
the actual murder.

899
00:36:34,185 --> 00:36:36,152
Ground a corpse
into sausage meat.

900
00:36:36,154 --> 00:36:37,853
All you did was
fake some data.

901
00:36:37,855 --> 00:36:39,155
When we explained that

902
00:36:39,157 --> 00:36:40,956
to our captain,
he called the D.A.

903
00:36:40,958 --> 00:36:42,391
They're willing
to be flexible.

904
00:36:42,393 --> 00:36:43,725
In exchange
for your testimony,

905
00:36:43,727 --> 00:36:45,727
they will arrange a plea
that sees you serve

906
00:36:45,729 --> 00:36:47,296
no jail time.

907
00:36:47,298 --> 00:36:48,497
He'll be convicted

908
00:36:48,499 --> 00:36:49,765
of Joaquin Pereya's murder.

909
00:36:49,767 --> 00:36:51,133
The shmeat will be, uh,

910
00:36:51,135 --> 00:36:53,201
deemed kosher and halal

911
00:36:53,203 --> 00:36:55,069
and you can participate
in the profits

912
00:36:55,071 --> 00:36:56,405
while he rots in jail.

913
00:36:56,407 --> 00:36:58,106
Brendan, don't listen to them.

914
00:36:58,108 --> 00:37:01,276
For all you know,
they're bluffing.

915
00:37:01,278 --> 00:37:04,780
Or you can remain united
in relative penury.

916
00:37:04,782 --> 00:37:06,348
I mean, you know, he's
really good to his partners.

917
00:37:06,350 --> 00:37:08,649
He skinned the
last one and, uh...

918
00:37:08,651 --> 00:37:10,318
ground him into sausage.

919
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:11,820
It's your choice,
Mr. Farley.

920
00:37:16,326 --> 00:37:19,727
Details of a shocking
crime continue to emerge as CEO,

921
00:37:19,729 --> 00:37:22,763
Werner Platz, is arrested for
the murder of Joaquin Pereya,

922
00:37:22,765 --> 00:37:24,598
the chief scientist
at his company.

923
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:25,933
So, one coconspirator

924
00:37:25,935 --> 00:37:27,568
gets off nearly
Scot-free

925
00:37:27,570 --> 00:37:28,969
in exchange for which the other

926
00:37:28,971 --> 00:37:30,170
is imprisoned for murder.

927
00:37:31,674 --> 00:37:33,140
Satisfactory outcome?

928
00:37:33,142 --> 00:37:35,676
I'll take it.

929
00:37:35,678 --> 00:37:37,678
It's a random universe.

930
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:38,979
...of the actual murder...

931
00:37:38,981 --> 00:37:40,280
Where are you going?

932
00:37:40,282 --> 00:37:42,316
A meeting.

933
00:37:42,318 --> 00:37:44,818
Will you be following me
to confirm?

934
00:37:44,820 --> 00:37:46,619
Do I need to?

935
00:37:46,621 --> 00:37:49,589
♪ Life is like a storm ♪

936
00:37:49,591 --> 00:37:53,360
♪ When we find out,
it's gone... ♪

937
00:37:55,164 --> 00:38:00,800
If no one else wants to share,
we'll wrap up for tonight.

938
00:38:00,802 --> 00:38:02,469
Okay, then.

939
00:38:02,471 --> 00:38:06,539
Yes. It's nice to see you again.

940
00:38:06,541 --> 00:38:08,375
Please.

941
00:38:08,377 --> 00:38:10,309
Thanks. Uh...

942
00:38:10,311 --> 00:38:13,012
Hello, my name is Sherlock
and I'm an addict.

943
00:38:13,014 --> 00:38:14,680
Hello, Sherlock.

944
00:38:14,682 --> 00:38:16,916
I'm also...

945
00:38:18,186 --> 00:38:20,386
...I'm the cleverest person
in the room.

946
00:38:22,790 --> 00:38:28,194
Now, I'm... I'm so much
cleverer than my peers

947
00:38:28,196 --> 00:38:31,730
that I've come to believe
I feel boredom more acutely

948
00:38:31,732 --> 00:38:33,365
than everybody else...

949
00:38:33,367 --> 00:38:35,734
♪ Would you care at all? ♪

950
00:38:35,736 --> 00:38:39,037
...which leads me
to my recent quandary...

951
00:38:39,039 --> 00:38:42,040
arrogance.

952
00:38:42,042 --> 00:38:45,477
My-my own arrogance,
you know, to be precise.

953
00:38:46,947 --> 00:38:48,613
And the possibility
that that might be

954
00:38:48,615 --> 00:38:51,816
an Achilles' heel
to my recovery.

955
00:38:51,818 --> 00:38:55,420
♪ Would you care at all? ♪

956
00:38:57,838 --> 00:39:04,638
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