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Gossip Girl
Season 1 Episode 01
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HEY, UPPER EAST SIDERS,
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GOSSIP GIRL HERE,
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AND I HAVE THE BIGGEST NEWS EVER.
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ONE OF MY MANY SOURCES--melanie91--SENDS US THIS...
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SPOTTED AT GRAND CENTRAL,BAGS IN HAND--
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SERENA VAN DER WOODSEN.
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WAS IT ONLY A YEAR AGO
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OUR "IT" GIRL MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARED
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FOR "BOARDING SCHOOL"?
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AND JUST AS SUDDENLY,SHE'S BACK.
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DON'T BELIEVE ME?SEE FOR YOURSELVES.
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LUCKY FOR US,melanie91 SENT PROOF.
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THANKS FOR THE PHOTO, MEL.
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SERVICE TO NEW JERSEY...
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DAN, JENNY, OVER HERE!
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HEY, DAD!
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HEY, HEY, YOU MADE IT!
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WELCOME BACK.
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HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND?HOW'S YOUR MOM?
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FINE.SHE'S GOOD.
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UH, FINE AND GOOD.SHE'S--SHE'S GOOD AND--AND FINE.
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LIKE, "MAYBE I NEVER SHOULD'VE LEFT MANHATTAN" FINE,
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OR "TAKING A TIME-OUT FROM MY MARRIAGE
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WAS THE BEST IDEA I EVER H
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DAD, YOU KNOW WHAT?I-I AM, UH, I'M STARVING.
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* AE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE YOUNG FOLKS *
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LET'S GO HOME. I'M COOKING.
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CAPRESE SALAD, A LITTLE MOZZARELLA DI BUFALA.
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YEAH, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU GUYS...
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SPOTTED--LONELY BOY.
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CAN'T BELIEVE THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE HAS RETURNED
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IF ONLY SHE KNEW WHO HE WAS.
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BUT EVERYONE KNOWS SERENA,
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AND EVERYONE IS TALKING.
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WONDER WHAT BLAIR WALDORF THINKS.
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SURE, THEY'RE B.F.F.s,BUT WE ALWAYS THOUGHT
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BLAIR'S BOYFRIEND NATE HAD A THING FOR SERENA.
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* IF IT'S LOVIN' THAT YOU WANT
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* YOU SHOULD MAKE ME YOUR GIRL,YOUR GIRL *
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* IF IT'S SOMETHIN' THAT YOU NEED *
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* BABY, COME AND SHARE MY WORLD *
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...DESIGN A DRESS FOR THIS WOMAN.
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BLAIR, IF YOU'RE GONNA WEAR ONE OF MY DESIGNS,
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TELL ME SO WE CAN AT LEAST GET IT PROPERLY FITTED.
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THANKS, MOM.KEEP THAT IN MIND.
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GREAT PARTY.
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SHE IS MY BEST ADVERTISEMENT.
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SO, NATE, YOU STARTED THINKING ABLLEGE?
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-WELL, ACTUALLY,I'M A DARTMOUTH MAN.
-YES, DAD'S ALWAYS SPOKEN
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BUT I'D LIKE TO CHECK OUT W
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YOU KNOW, MAYBE U.S.C.,U.C.L.A.--HIS MOTHER
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DARTMOUTH IS FAR ENOUGH AWAY FOR HER.
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YES, WELL,DARTMOUTH IS MY FIRST CHOICE.
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EXCUSE ME, CAPTAIN.
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NATE, CAN I BORROW YOU?
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UH, SURE. WILL YOU EXCUSE ME FOR A SECOND?
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NATHANIEL...
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ANY INTEREST IN SOME FRESH AIR?
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WHEN I GET BACK?
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IF HE GETS BACK.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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I WANNA DO THIS...IT... NOW.
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NOW NOW?YEAH.
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I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO WAIT.NOT ANYMORE.
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BETTER LOCK IT DOWN WITH NATE, B. CLOCK'S TICKING.
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OH, MY GOD! YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT'S ON "GOSSIP GIRL."
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SOMEONE SAW SERENA GETTING OFF THE TRAIN AT GRAND CENTRAL.
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GOOD. THINGS WERE GETTING A LITTLE DULL AROUND HERE.
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THANK YOU.
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I LOVE YOU...
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NATE ARCHIBALD.
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ALWAYS HAVE, ALWAYS WILL.
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I LOVE YOU, TOO.
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* HEY, GIRL, IS HE EVERYTHING YOU WANTED IN A MAN? *
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* YOU KNOW I GAVE YOU THE WORLD *
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SERENA VAN DER WOODSEN?IS THAT YOU?!
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BLAIR, IT'S SERENA!
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SERENA?
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SERENA'S AT SCHOOL.
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KISS ME.
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NO, I JUST HEARD YOUR MOM SAY SHE'S HERE.
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DON'T YOU WANNA GO SAY HEY?
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YEAH...
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TOTALLY.
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...BUT I HEARD SHE WAS PREGNANT.
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-NO, BUT IT'S REHAB.SIGN ME UP FOR THAT.
-SHE LOOKS GOOD.
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SO I TOLD HIM, "FORGET IT.
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I DON'T CARE IF IT'S MURAKAMI.IT CLASHES WITH MY SOFA."
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MOM. MOM.
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HEY.
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OH!HEY, GOOD TO SEE YOU.
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SERENA, DARLING. OH!
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UM, SO WHERE IS HE?
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WHAT, THEY HAVEN'T LET HIM OUT YET?
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OH, LET'S NOT DISCUSS THAT RIGHT NOW, OKAY?
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I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANNA SEE SOME OF YOUR FRIENDS.
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THANKS.
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* WHAT GOES AROUND,GOES AROUND, GOES AROUND *
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* COMES ALL THE WAY BACK AROUND *
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* WHAT GOES AROUND,GOES AROUND, GOES AROUND *
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* COMES ALL THE WAY BACK AROUND *
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-HI!
-HI!
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SERENA!IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU!HOW ARE YOU? GOOD TO SEE YOU!
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COME, WE'RE ABOUT TO HAVE DINNER.I'LL SET A PLACE FOR YOU
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YEAH, ACTUALLY, UM,THERE'S SOMEWHERE I HAVE TO GO.
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YOU'RE LEAVING?YEAH, I-I JUST--I DON'T FEEL WELL.
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AW.I JUST WANTED TO COME BY AND SAY HI.
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I'LL SEE YOU AT SCHOOL TOMORROW.
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* SAID THAT YOU WERE MOVING ON NOW, ON NOW *
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SCHOOL? SO I GUESS SHE'S BACK FOR GOOD.
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DIDN'T YOU KNOW SHE WAS COMING?
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OF COURSE I DID.
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I JUST... WANTED IT TO BE A SURPRISE.
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WORD IS THAT S. BAILED ON B.'s PARTY
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IN UNDER 90 SECONDS
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AND DIDN'T EVEN HAVE ONNCELLO.
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HAS OUR BAD GIRL REALLY GONE GOOD?
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OR IS IT ALL JUST PART OF THE ACT?
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YOUNG LADY, YOU CAN'T BE HERE.VISITING HOURS ARE OVER.
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I'M FAMILY.
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HE'S MY BROTHER.
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WHY'D SHE LEAVE?WHY'D SHE RETURN?
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SEND ME ALL THE DEETS.AND WHO AM I?
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THAT'S ONE SECRET I'LL NEVER TELL...
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THE ONLY ONE.
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X.O.X.O., GOSSIP GIRL.
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SERENA?
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SERENA?
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HEY.
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HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
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YOU KNOW...I'VE BEEN BETTER.
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ERIC, I KNOW I'VE BEEN A TERRIBLE SISTER...
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OH, I'M JUST SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU.
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MUST BE A LOT OF RUMORS WHY YOU'RE BACK.
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YEAH, BUT NONE OF THEM MENTION YOU.
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JUST LIKE MOM WANTS, HUH?WHAT DO I WANT, BABY?
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FOR SERENA TO SLEEP IN HER OWN BED, POSSIBLY WEARING PAJAMAS.
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MORNING, MOM.
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HEY, I WAS JUST ABOUT TO ASK THE DOCTOR
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IF I COULD TAKE ERIC TO BREAKFAST. WANNA COME?
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UM... NO.
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I THINK WHAT I'LL DO IS GO GET HIM A CROISSANT DOWN THE STREET.
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SERENA, DON'T.
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LET ME GUESS--YOU TOLD EVERYONE
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ERIC'S JUST VISITING GRANDPA IN RHODE ISLAND.YOUR AUNT CAROL IN MIAMI.
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SO YOU'RE ACTUALLY HIDING HIM?HE TRIES TO TAKE HIS OWN LIFE,
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-AND YOU'RE WORRIED IT'S GONNA COST YOU "MOM OF THE YEAR"?
-SERENA, YOU'VE BEEN GONE,
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DOING WHO KNOWS WHAT WITH GOD KNOWS WHO--
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I TOLD YOU, BOARDING SCHOOL WAS NOT LIKE THAT.THEN YOU KNOW WHAT?
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AS HAPPY AS I AM TO HAVE YOU HOME,
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YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT'S BEEN LIKE.
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GUESS WHOSE DAD IS COOL?
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IT'S A TRICK QUESTION.YEAH, 'CAUSE IT CAN'T BE OURS.
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HA HA, HA HA. LOOK AT THIS.
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"TOP TEN FORGOTTEN BANDS OF THE '90s."
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YEAH, CHECK OUT WHO'S NUMBER NINE.
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HE'S VERY PROUD.MM-HMM.
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HEY! HEY, WAY TO BE FORGOTTEN.BUT THAT'S HOW YOU GET REMEMBERED.
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MAYBE YOU'D CARE IF DAD'S BAND WAS ON "GOSSIP GIRL."
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WHAT?
I DON'T READ "GOSSIP GIRL."
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THAT'S--THAT'S FOR CHICKS.SO THAT WASN'T YOUR LAPTOP OPEN TO IT LAST NIGHT
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READING ALL ABOUT SERENA VAN DER WOODSEN?"ROLLING STONE"? WOW.
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LET ME TAKE A LOOK AT THIS AGAIN, DAD. TRèS COOL.
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LINCOLN HAWK--NUMBER NINE.
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HEY,WHAT ARE YOU WORKING ON?IT'S CALLED
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EVERYONE'S GOING.
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YOU WERE INVITED TO THAT?
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WELL, NO OFFENSE IF I SOUND SURPRISED
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SINCE I'VE NEVER BEEN INVITED.ONE OF THE GIRLS IN MY ART CLASS SAW MY CALLIGRAPHY,
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AND SHE SAID THAT IF I ADDRESSED ALL THE INVITATIONS
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THAT I COULD HAVE ONE.SOUNDS VERY FAIR. THE SWEATSHOPS COULD LEARN A THING OR TWO.
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DAD, THIS IS NOT A PLATFORM
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FOR ONE OF YOUR ANTICAPITALIST RANTS.YES, IT IS.
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BESIDES, YOU MAKE US GO TO PRIVATE SCHOOL.THAT'S FOR YOUR EDUCATION.
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SO WE SHOULD JUST BE ANONYMOUS LOSERS WHO EAT LUNCH ALONE
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-AND NEVER GET INVITED TO PARTIES?
-WORKS FOR ME.
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MOM THINKS IT'S A GOOD IDEA.AND HER JUDGMENT IS ALWAYS SOUND, RIGHT?
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JENNY, YOU WANNA GO TO THAT PARTY, YOU SHOULD GO.
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YOU KIDS COULD USE SOME FUN.
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NATE?
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OH, HEY.
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UH, YOUR MOM TOLD ME
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YOU GUYS WERE STAYING HERE AT THE PALACE.
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YEAH, UH,WE'RE RENOVATING AGAIN.
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YOU KNOW MY MOM--IF IT'S NOT BROKE, BREAK IT.
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SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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OH, I JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW YOU WERE.
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YOU SEEMED KIND OF UPSET LAST NIGHT.
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I-I GOTTA GET GOING AND CHANGE FOR SCHOOL. I'M GONNA BE LATE.SERENA--
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NO. NO.
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BUT YOU'RE BACK NOW--I DIDN'T COME BACK FOR YOU.
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LOOK, BLAIR'S MY BEST FRIEND,AND YOU'RE HER BOYFRIEND,
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AND SHE LOVES YOU.
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THAT'S THE WAY THINGS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE.
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HEY,WATCH WHERE YORE GNG!
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SERENA LOOKED EFFING HOT LAST NIGHT.
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THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT LEVEL OF PERFECTION.
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IT NEEDS TO BE VIOLATED.
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YOU'RE TELLING ME IF YOU HAD THE CHANCE--I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
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YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN DATING SINCE KINDERGARTEN
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AND YOU HAVEN'T SEALED THE DEAL.
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WHO SAYS, "SEAL THE DEAL"?
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COME ON.
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ARE YOU FOLLOWING US OR SOMETHING?
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NO, I-I GO TO YOUR SCHOOL.
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IDENTICAL UNIFORMS?IS THAT KIND OF A TIP-OFF?
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THAT'S FUNNY.
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SO YOU GUYS WANNA SIT TOGETHER AT LUNCH?
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SO CUTE! THESE SHOULD BE FRAMED OR SOMETHING.
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NOT BAD WORK.
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AND HERE'S YOURS, AS PROMISED.
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THANKS.
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HEY.
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HERE YOU GUYS ARE.
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I LOOKED ALL OVER THE DINING HALL FOR YOU.
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OH, HI, I'M SERENA.
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I KNOW.I MEAN, HI, I'M JENNY.
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HI.
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SO...
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WHEN'S THE PARTY?
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SATURDAY.
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AND...YOU'RE KINDA NOT INVITED...
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SINCE UNTIL 12 HOURS AGO,
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EVERYONE THOUGHT YOU WERE AT BOARDING SCHOOL.
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NOW WE'RE FULL, AND, UH,JENNY USED UP ALL THE INVITES.
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UM, ACTUALLY--YOU CAN GO NOW.
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SORRY.
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NO, THAT'S OKAY.
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I GOT A LOT OF STUFF TO DO ANYWAY.
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WELL,WE SHOULD GET GOING THEN.
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UNLESS YOU WANT US TO WAIT FOR YOU.
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LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT A LOT OF YOGURT LEFT.NO, GO AHEAD.
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BLAIR,THINK WE COULD MEET TONIGHT?
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I'D LOVE TO,
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BUT I'M DOING SOMETHING WITH NATE TONIGHT.
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THE PALACE. 8:00?
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NATE WILL WAIT.SPOTTED ON THE STEPS OF THE MET--
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AN S. AND B. POWER STRUGGLE.
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I COULD PROBABLY DO A HALF-HOUR.
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DID S. THINK SHE COULD WALTZ HOME,
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AND THINGS WOULD BE JUST LIKE THEY WERE?
-THANKS FOR MAKING THE TIME.
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YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.
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DID B. THINK S.WOULD GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT?
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OR CAN THESE TWO HOTTIES WORK IT OUT?
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THERE'S NOTHING GOSSIP GIR
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THAN A GOOD CATFIGHT,
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AND THIS COULD BE A CLASSIC.
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UH, YOU KNOW--YOU KNOW, DAD,
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THERE'S THIS THING CALLED MySpace
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N WHERYOU CAPOST ALL THIS INFORMATION ONLINE.
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SAVE SOME TREES. HAVE A BLOG.
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MAYBE IF MUSICIANS GOT OFF THEIR BLOGS
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AND PICKED UP THEIR GUITARS,
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THE MUSIC BUSINESS WOULD BE IN BETTER SHAPE.
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-SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE RELIC.
-THANKS, SON.
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HEY, DAD, LISTEN, UM, I GOTTA RUN. ARE YOU GONNA BE OKAY?
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YEAH. YEAH,YOUR MOM WILL BE BACK.
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SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN A FREE SPIRIT.
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THAT'S ONE OF THE REASONS I FELL FOR HER IN THE FIRST PLACE.
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I MEANT WITH THE FLIERS.
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LUCKILY,STAPLE GUNS ARE OLD SCHOOL.
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* SING* NA, NA, NA, NA
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GO. I'M GONNA BE FINE.ALL RIGHT.
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* NA, NA, NA, NA
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I TALKED TO THE NURSE,AND I'M KIDNAPPING YOU.WE'RE GOING SHOPPING,
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WE'RE GOING TO BENDEL'S, JUST FOR AN HOUR, THOUGH, I SWEAR.
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I HAD A REALLY BAD DAY.REALLY? 'CAUSE I HAD A DAY--
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A COUPLE OF PILLS,BUNCH OF RORSCHACH TESTS.
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THEY HAD THIS GREEN JELL-O FOR LUNCH.MMM! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE ME ANY?
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WE GOTTA GET YOU OUT OF HERE BEFORE MOM SHOWS UP.
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JENNY, WHAT IS IT?
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WHAT'S WRONG?
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DO YOU LIKE THIS ON ME?
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WAIT--WAIT A SECOND.IS THAT WHY YOU NEEDED ME?
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I THOUGHT THIS WAS AN EMERGENCY.A FASHION EMERGENCY.
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I MEAN COME ON, I'VE NEVER BEEN TO A BIG DANCE BEFORE.NEITHER HAVE I.
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YEAH, BUT MOM'S GONE, AND DAD'S ALLERGIC TO DEPARTMENT STORES.
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WELL, YOU LOOK GOOD, JEN.
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YOU DO, REALLY.
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THANKS.
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I MEAN, TOO BAD IT'S MORE THAN OUR RENT,
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BUT I THINK I CAN SEW SOMETHING LIKE IT.
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OH, MY GOSH, IT'S SERENA.
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HI, SERENA!
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HEY!
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HEY. JENNY, RIGHT?YEAH. HI.
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THIS IS MY--
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STYLIST AND PERSONAL SHOPPER ERIC. HI.
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UH, HI.UM, THIS IS MY BROTHER.
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OR...
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UM, SO IS--IS THAT YOUR DRESS FOR THE KISS ON THE LIPS PARTY?
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SORT OF.
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SPEAKING OF THAT, UM, HERE.
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I MADE YOU ONE DURING FREE PERIOD,
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BUT IF ANYONE ASKS WHERE YOU GOT IT, I KNOW NOTHING.
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THANKS.
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DAN? DAN?
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JENNY?
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THAT DRESS WOULD LOOK EVEN BETTER IN BLACK.
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BLACK. COOL. THANKS.
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* ALL THE LADIES SAY HEY *
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THIS IS SOME GOOD STUFF.
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YEAH, I'M GONNA NEED IT.
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BLAIR'S MOM'S AT THE COUNTRY HOUSE.
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YEAH? WELL, THEN MAYBE I SHOULD SWIPE SOME OF MY DAD'S VIAGRA...
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OR MY MOM'S PAXIL?
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NATHANIEL, YOU'RE FINALLY ABOUT TO HAVE SEX
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WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
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IT'S LIKE YOU'RE HEADED TO YOUR EXECUTION.
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NO, MAN, I'M GOOD.
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TALK TO CHUCK, BUDDY.
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YOU AND BLAIR HAVE BEEN DATING FOREVER.
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-ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S A PROBLEM?
-THERE'S NO PROBLEM.
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IT'S JUST...
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DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE
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OUR WHOLE LIVES HAVE BEEN PLANNED OUT FOR US,
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THAT WE'RE JUST GONNA END UP LIKE OUR PARENTS?
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MAN, THAT'S A DARK THOUGHT.
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AND AREN'T WE ENTITLED TO CHOOSE, JUST TO BE HAPPY?LOOK, EASY, SOCRATES.
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WHAT WE'RE ENTITLED TO IS A TRUST FUND,
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MAYBE A HOUSE IN THE HAMPTONS,A PRESCRIPTION DRUG PROBLEM.
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BUT HAPPINESS DOES NOT SEEM TO BE ON THE MENU,
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SO SMOKE UP AND SEAL THE DEAL WITH BLAIR,
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'CAUSE YOU'RE ALSO ENTITLED TO TAP THAT ASS.
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SO HOW'S YOUR MOM DOING WITH THE DIVORCE AND EVERYTHING?
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GREAT.
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SO MY DAD LEFT HER FOR ANOTHER MAN.
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SHE LOST 15 POUNDS,GOT AN EYE LIFT.
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-IT'S BEEN GOOD FOR HER.
-I'M REALLY SORRY.
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YEAH, I COULD TELL,SINCE YOU DIDN'T CALL OR WRITE
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THE ENTIRE TIME IT WAS HAPPENING.
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NO, I-I KNOW, I WAS JUST--BOARDING SCHOOL IS LIKE--I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY
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YOU WENT TO BOARDING SCHOOL TO BEING WITH.
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DO YOU KNOW HOW IT FELT
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CALLING YOUR HOUSE WHEN YOU DIDN'T SHOW UP AT SCHOOL
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AND HAVING YOUR MOM SAY,"SERENA DIDN'T TELL YOU
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THAT SHE MOVED TO CONNECTICUT?"
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I JUST...I-I HAD TO GO. I JUST--
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I NEEDED TO GET AWAY FROM EVERYTHING.
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PLEASE, JUST TRUST ME.
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HOW CAN I TRUST YOU WHEN I FEEL LIKE I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU?
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LET'S FIX THAT.
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I SAW YOU AT SCHOOL WITH--WITH KATY AND IS,
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AND I-I GET IT.
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I-I DON'T WANT TO TAKE ANY OF THAT AWAY FROM YOU--
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BECAUSE IT'S JUST YOURS TO TAKE IF YOU WANT IT.
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NO, THAT--THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN. I...
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I MISS YOU.
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I JUST WANT THINGS TO GO BACK TO THE WAY THEY USED TO BE--
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YOU KNOW,WALKING TO SCHOOL TOGETHER,
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DANCING ON TABLES AT BUNGALOW,
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NIGHT SWIMMING AT YOUR MOM'S COUNTRY HOUSE.
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YOU WERE LIKE MY SISTER.
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YOU KNOW,AND WITH OUR FAMILIES...
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WE NEED EACH OTHER.
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WELL...
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YOU MISSED SOME CLASSIC ELEANOR WALDORF MELTDOWNS.
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IF IT WASN'T SUCH A TRAGEDY,IT WOULD'VE BEEN FUNNY.
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ACTUALLY, IT KIND OF WAS.
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HMM, WELL, I WISH I COULD'VE BEEN THERE.
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YOU ARE NOW.
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I HAVE TO MEET NATE.
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KINDA HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL PLANNED.
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WELL, I DON'T WANT TO KEEP YOU, BUT, UM...
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I LOVE YOU, B.
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I LOVE YOU, TOO, S.
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SPOTTED AT THE PALACE HOTEL--
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S. AND B.HAVING A HEART-TO-HEART.
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HMM, WHY SO THIRSTY, S.?
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YOU MAY HAVE WON OVER B. FOR NOW,
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BUT WE STILL THINK YOU'RE HIDING SOMETHING.
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HEY.
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AH,THE INVISIBLE MAN RETURNS.
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YOU KNOW, I REALLY HAD NO IDEA YOU COULD MOVE THAT FAST.
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YEAH, WELL, UH, YOUR FASHION EMERGENCY WAS SOLVED,
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-SO I FIGURED MY WORK WAS DONE.
-COME ON, DAN.
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SERENA SAID HI TO YOU
AT A NINTH GRADE BIRTHDAY PARTY,
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-AND YOU'VE NEVER FORGOTTEN IT.
-HOW COULD I? SHE WAS
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AND I'M PRETTY SURE SHE THOUGHT I WAS SOMEONE ELSE.
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YOU KNOW,SHE'S ACTUALLY NICE.
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AND IF SHE DID KNOW YOU,I THINK SHE'D REALLY LIKE YOU.
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I DON'T KNOW. I THINK SHE MIGHT BE A TAD OVERWHELMED
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BY THE GLITZ AND THE GLAMOUR OF THE HUMPHREY LIFESTYLE.
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WELL, I HEARD SHE'S LIVING AT THE PALACE HOTEL...
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WELL, MY--MY POINT EXACTLY.
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PROBABLY SITTING AT THE BAR BY HERSELF,
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SIPPING MARTINIS, ALL ALONE.
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YOU KNOW,IT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF SAD.
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OH, AND, UM, DAD'S AT THE GALLERY WORKING LATE.
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HE, UH,LEFT MONEY FOR DINNER,
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SO I WAS THINKING INDIAN.
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YOU KNOW--YOU KNOW WHAT?I THINK I'M...
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I'M GONNA GO OUT.
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OK
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GOOD,'CAUSE I ALREADY ORDERED
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AND ONLY GOT ENOUGH FOR ONE.
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MOVE, PLEASE.
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I LOVE THIS TOWN.
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I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TELL MY PARENTS
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THE HOTEL THEY JUST BOUGHT IS SERVING MINORS.
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AND IF YOU GET A DRINK,THEY'RE ALSO SERVING PIGS.
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-I LOVE IT WHEN YOU TALK DIRTY.
-YOU JUST LOVE
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ACTUALLY, I PREFER THEM WHEN THEY'RE NOT TALKING.
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MM, I'VE MISSED YOUR WITTY BANTER.
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LET'S CATCH UP, TAKE OUR CLOTHES OFF, STARE AT EACH OTHER.
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HOW ABOUT I JUST GET A BITE TO EAT?
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I'VE BEEN DRINKING ON AN EMPTY STOMACH.
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I HEARD YOU DIDN'T DO THAT ANYMORE.
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SPECIAL OCCASION.
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OH.
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WELL, HOW ABOUT A GRILLED CHEESE WITH TRUFFLE OIL?
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YOU DO LOVE TRUFFLES.
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ENOUGH TO KNOW IT'S NOT ON THE MENU.
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GOOD THING I'M CONNECTED.
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WHOA.
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ONLY 'CAUSE I'M HUNGRY.
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WOW.
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HI.
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HI.
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IS IT TOO MUCH?
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I WANT IT TO BE SPECIAL.
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WHAT'S WRONG?
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LOOK,I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS...
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OR IF IT'S EVEN THE RIGHT THING TO DO,
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BUT,UM...
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THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED TO TELL YOU.
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ALFONSO,YOU'RE A STUD.
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NOW,UH,HAVE A GOOD NIGHT. WE'RE CLOSING THE KITCHEN EARLY.
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OH,MY GOD. THIS IS SO GOOD.
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WELL,IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A WAY TO THANK ME,
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I'VE GOT A COUPLE IDEAS.
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IT'S A SANDWICH,CHUCK.
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(scoffs) THIS IS... MNH-MNH.
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THIS IS NOT HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.
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YOU WORRIED NATE'LL FIND OUT?
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WHAT?
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LAST YEAR... THE SHEPHERD WEDDING.
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YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU LEFT TOWN?
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COME ON,HURRY UP.
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YOU KNOW WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN HERE. OH,IF THE HAPPY COUPLE DIDN'T WANT
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TO PUT UP THE CASH FOR THE PREMIUM BAR,
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THEY SHOULD HAVE MADE THEIR WEDDING B.Y.O.B.
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NO! LET ME SEE IT.
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NO,MAKE ME. I CAN DO IT. I CAN DO IT.
448
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NO,YOU CAN'T. LET ME JUST SHOW YOU. HERE,COME HERE. LET ME SEE IT.
449
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I CAN DO IT. STOP. LET ME SEE IT.
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OOH! OH,NO.
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(laughs) NATE! THAT NEVER HAPPENS TO ME.
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IT'S OKAY. YOU'RE STILL A MAN IN MY EYES.
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COME HERE.
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LOOK AT YOU. YOU'RE A MESS.
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SO ARE YOU.
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BUT... THAT WAS IT.
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YOU GUYS KISSED.
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BEST FRIEND AND THE BOYFRIEND.
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THAT'S PRETTY CLASSY,S.
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I THINK YOU'RE MORE LIKE ME THAN YOU'D ADMIT.
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NO.
462
00:23:55,250 --> 00:24:00,550
NO,THAT--THAT WAS THEN. I... I'M TRYING TO CHANGE.
463
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:04,350
I LIKED YOU BETTER BEFORE.
464
00:24:05,890 --> 00:24:07,240
CHUCK,STOP IT. STOP.
465
00:24:07,850 --> 00:24:11,510
NO! CHUCK,STOP IT!
466
00:24:12,770 --> 00:24:16,790
I KNEW IT! I ALWAYS KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING! GET OUT!
467
00:24:18,700 --> 00:24:21,190
CHUCK! NO!
468
00:24:27,130 --> 00:24:30,280
GET OFF OF ME!
469
00:24:42,550 --> 00:24:43,650
OH! OH!
470
00:24:43,830 --> 00:24:45,400
(crash) I'M SO SORRY.
471
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:48,150
ARE--ARE YOU OKAY?
472
00:24:57,750 --> 00:25:00,340
(Gossip Girl) AND JUST WHEN B. AND S. HAD BUILT A BRIDGE,
473
00:25:00,530 --> 00:25:02,640
IT ALL HAD TO COME CRASHING DOWN.
474
00:25:02,830 --> 00:25:04,250
BUT DRY YOUR EYES.
475
00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:06,470
THE KISS ON THE LIPS PARTY IS AROUND THE CORNER.
476
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:10,630
AND YOU KNOW WHO LOVES PARTIES? GOSSIP GIRL.
477
00:25:16,900 --> 00:25:18,510
NICE TRY,SON.
478
00:25:18,690 --> 00:25:20,410
(chuckles) MAYBE NEXT TIME.
479
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,130
YOU SEEM UPBEAT THIS MORNING.
480
00:25:22,270 --> 00:25:24,180
DID YOU HAVE FUN WITH BLAIR LAST NIGHT?
481
00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:26,910
ACTUALLY,WE GOT INTO A PRETTY BIG FIGHT. OH,YOU WANT MY ADVICE?
482
00:25:27,090 --> 00:25:28,740
APOLOGIZE, EVEN IF IT WAS HER FAULT.
483
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:30,560
FLOWERS,MAYBE SOME JEWELRY IF SHE'S REALLY UPSET.
484
00:25:30,740 --> 00:25:34,900
ALWAYS WORKS FOR YOUR MOM. I DON'T KNOW. I THINK IT MIGHT BE FOR THE BEST.
485
00:25:35,570 --> 00:25:37,440
WAIT A MINUTE. YOU GUYS BROKE UP?
486
00:25:37,630 --> 00:25:40,850
YEAH,I GUESS WE DID.
487
00:25:41,030 --> 00:25:42,640
BLAIR IS A GREAT GIRL.
488
00:25:42,820 --> 00:25:45,960
I KNOW. I'M JUST NOT SURE IF SHE'S THE GIRL FOR ME.
489
00:25:46,110 --> 00:25:50,000
AND YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN DATING SINCE KINDERGARTEN. SO I KEEP HEARING.
490
00:25:50,180 --> 00:25:52,790
WELL,YOU LOVE HER, DON'T YOU? YES,I DO.
491
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:53,270
I JUST THINK
492
00:25:52,950 --> 00:25:55,390
IT MIGHT BE GOOD FOR US TO TAKE A BREAK,YOU KNOW?
493
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:59,160
MAYBE NOT RIGHT NOW.
494
00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:02,520
ELEANOR WALDORF IS GEARING UP TO TAKE HER COMPANY PUBLIC,
495
00:26:02,700 --> 00:26:03,750
AND I'VE BEEN COURTING HER FOR MONTHS
496
00:26:03,930 --> 00:26:05,630
TO LET ME HANDLE THE DEAL. THEN YOU SHOULD GET IT.
497
00:26:05,810 --> 00:26:11,200
I WILL GET IT. IF YOU COULD JUST HELP ME OUT A LITTLE BIT...
498
00:26:11,370 --> 00:26:13,810
WHAT? YOU LOVE HER. SHE LOVES YOU.
499
00:26:14,010 --> 00:26:15,620
IT'S JUST A ROUGH PATCH, THAT'S ALL.
500
00:26:15,810 --> 00:26:18,140
YOU DON'T GIVE UP JUST BECAUSE THINGS ARE HARD,
501
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:24,180
NOT IN BUSINESS,OR IF YOUR FAMILY IS DEPENDING ON YOU.
502
00:26:25,870 --> 00:26:27,320
HOW DO YOU KNOW IT WAS MISS VAN DER WOODSEN'S
503
00:26:27,490 --> 00:26:28,220
IF YOU DIDN'T READ IT?
504
00:26:28,390 --> 00:26:29,430
AND IF YOU'RE NOT A GUEST AT THE HOTEL,
505
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:33,260
WHAT WERE YOU DOING HERE? WHAT?
506
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:37,320
UH,LOOK,WHEN PRINCE CHARMING FOUND CINDERELLA'S SLIPPER,
507
00:26:37,500 --> 00:26:39,110
THEY DIDN'T ACCUSE HIM OF HAVING A FOOT FETISH.
508
00:26:39,290 --> 00:26:42,080
UH,AND YOU'RE PRINCE CHARMING? WELL...
509
00:26:42,270 --> 00:26:43,570
WELL,THERE'S MISS VAN DER WOODSEN NOW. NO,NO!
510
00:26:43,750 --> 00:26:44,960
UH,SERENA? NO,NO,NO,NO,NO.
511
00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:47,790
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DON'T. HEY,UM,DO YOU KNOW THIS YOUNG MAN?
512
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:50,020
SHE DOESN'T KNOW ME. NOBODY KNOWS ME.
513
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,430
IT'S COOL. IT'S FINE.
514
00:26:52,620 --> 00:26:54,180
UH... FROM LAST NIGHT.
515
00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:55,030
ARE YOU...
516
00:26:55,220 --> 00:26:57,770
UM,I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.
517
00:26:57,940 --> 00:27:00,280
YOU REMEMBER ME?
518
00:27:00,740 --> 00:27:01,650
SHE REMEMBERS ME.
519
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:03,160
WELL,HE CLAIMS HE FOUND YOUR CELL PHONE.
520
00:27:03,330 --> 00:27:05,580
OH! YOU FOUND IT.
521
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:09,360
HEY,MOM. GUESS WHAT I GOT FOR YOU-- A DRESS FOR KISS ON THE LIPS.
522
00:27:09,550 --> 00:27:11,700
I SAW THE INVITATION ON THE NIGHTSTAND.
523
00:27:11,890 --> 00:27:15,320
OH,UH, I'M NOT GOING TO THAT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? BLAIR'S THROWING IT.
524
00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:18,470
YEAH,UM,SEE, THE PROBLEM IS,UM,
525
00:27:18,650 --> 00:27:20,170
BY--BY THE TIME I GOT THE INVITATION,
526
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:24,310
I,UM,ACTUALLY ALREADY HAD PLANS.
527
00:27:24,490 --> 00:27:27,350
PLANS WITH WHOM?
528
00:27:28,970 --> 00:27:31,300
MY FRIEND.
529
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:36,160
UH... YEAH,HI.
530
00:27:36,350 --> 00:27:38,940
UH,NICE TO MEET YOU, MRS. VAN DER WOODSEN.
531
00:27:39,110 --> 00:27:40,900
I'M DAN HUMPHREY.
532
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:42,790
WHAT ARE YOU AND DAN HUMPHREY DOING?
533
00:27:42,970 --> 00:27:44,160
WE...
534
00:27:45,350 --> 00:27:46,170
UH...
535
00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:50,000
UH,UH,WE'RE--WE'RE GOING TO A CONCERT TONIGHT.
536
00:27:50,170 --> 00:27:51,890
LINCOLN HAWK? YEAH, "ROLLING STONE" NAMED THEM
537
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:55,200
ONE OF THE TOP TEN FORGOTTEN BANDS OF THE '90s.
538
00:27:55,380 --> 00:27:57,290
WHOO! I'M A HUGE FAN.
539
00:27:57,460 --> 00:28:00,120
MM. WELL,THIS PARTY WOULD'VE BEEN THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY
540
00:28:00,300 --> 00:28:01,810
FOR YOU TO ANNOUNCE YOUR RETURN,
541
00:28:01,980 --> 00:28:06,480
BUT I GUESS I'LL JUST,UH, KEEP THE DRESS FOR MYSELF.
542
00:28:07,370 --> 00:28:08,320
THANK YOU.
543
00:28:08,500 --> 00:28:11,490
YEAH,NO,UH... IT'S NOT A PROBLEM,REALLY.
544
00:28:17,210 --> 00:28:20,770
SO YOU'LL PICK ME UP AT 8:00?
545
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:25,090
YOU'D REALLY GO OUT WITH SOME GUY YOU DON'T KNOW?
546
00:28:25,270 --> 00:28:28,990
WELL,YOU CAN'T BE WORSE THAN THE GUYS I DO KNOW.
547
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:45,420
THANKS FOR MEETING ME.
548
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:48,780
LOOK,BLAIR, I-I REALLY HURT YOU,
549
00:28:48,940 --> 00:28:50,780
AND I KNOW THAT, AND I WANNA FIX IT.
550
00:28:50,950 --> 00:28:55,350
REALLY? AND HOW ARE YOU GONNA DO THAT? I'M GONNA PUT EVERYTHING IN THE PAST.
551
00:28:55,510 --> 00:28:58,360
I'M NOT GONNA SEE SERENA AGAIN OR EVEN TALK TO HER.
552
00:28:58,510 --> 00:29:00,140
IT'LL BE LIKE SHE DOESN'T EXIST.
553
00:29:00,310 --> 00:29:06,110
* SPLASHING AROUND IN THE MUCK AND THE MIRE *
554
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:10,820
I THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. LET'S NOT MENTION IT AGAIN.
555
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:12,020
YOU GONNA EAT THAT?
556
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:14,040
THAT'S IT?
557
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:16,800
'CAUSE YOU WERE PRETTY UPSET LAST NIGHT.
558
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,880
I MEAN, SHOULD WE TALK ABOUT THIS? THERE'S NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT.
559
00:29:20,060 --> 00:29:21,180
I OVERREACTED.
560
00:29:21,370 --> 00:29:25,330
IF YOU SAY IT'S IN THE PAST, IT'S IN THE PAST.
561
00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:27,360
I'M SURE YOU HAVE NO FEELINGS FOR HER ANYMORE.
562
00:29:27,540 --> 00:29:30,520
* NOW HANG ME UP TO DRY
563
00:29:30,700 --> 00:29:33,960
EE I D ST FL BAFOR SERENA. SHE'LL REALLY MISS YOU.
564
00:29:34,250 --> 00:29:38,070
WHAT TIME DOES THE LIMO COME? 8:00.
565
00:29:38,260 --> 00:29:38,530
PERFECT.
566
00:29:38,730 --> 00:29:40,760
* NOW HANG ME UP TO DRY
567
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:50,540
(chuckles) LILY.
568
00:29:50,700 --> 00:29:54,070
ARE YOU SHOPPING FOR SOME ART TO MATCH YOUR FURNITURE?
569
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:57,200
WHY IS MY DAUGHTER GOING TO ONE OF YOUR CONCERTS?
570
00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:59,060
'CAUSE WE'RE AWESOME.
571
00:29:59,230 --> 00:30:01,540
WITH YOUR SON.
572
00:30:01,700 --> 00:30:03,040
DAN SCORED A DATE WITH SERENA?
573
00:30:03,230 --> 00:30:04,580
MM-HMM. WELL,OUR KIDS WERE BOUND TO MEET.
574
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:08,260
IT'S A SMALL ISLAND. ARE YOU SURE IT'S NOT SOME PLOY, YOUR USING MY DAUGHTER
575
00:30:08,430 --> 00:30:11,510
TO GET TO ME NOW THAT YOUR WIFE LEFT YOU? HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ALISON?
576
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:14,810
LIKE YOU SAID-- SMALL ISLAND.
577
00:30:15,130 --> 00:30:16,040
OH,I GET IT.
578
00:30:16,230 --> 00:30:17,120
YOU HEAR ABOUT ALISON,
579
00:30:17,310 --> 00:30:19,430
USE YOUR DAUGHTER AS AN EXCUSE TO START SOMETHING.
580
00:30:19,610 --> 00:30:21,930
YEAH. (laughs) IN YOUR DREAMS.
581
00:30:22,110 --> 00:30:23,040
WELL,YOU ARE IN MY DREAMS, LILY,
582
00:30:23,230 --> 00:30:24,960
AND ONE IN PARTICULAR RECURS-- IT INVOLVES FINDING YOU
583
00:30:25,130 --> 00:30:26,590
IN THE BACK OF A NINE INCH NAILS BUS
584
00:30:26,740 --> 00:30:29,270
WITH YOUR SHOES IN YOUR EARRINGS AND TRENT REZNOR--
585
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:32,570
OH. (chuckles) THAT HAPPENED.
586
00:30:34,330 --> 00:30:38,530
(chuckles) NO NEED TO REHASH DETAILS OF DECADES PAST.
587
00:30:38,710 --> 00:30:39,530
SO I MOVED ON--
588
00:30:39,690 --> 00:30:41,600
YEAH,FROM TRENT TO LAYNE TO PERRY,
589
00:30:41,780 --> 00:30:44,610
TILL YOU SWITCHED UP ROCK STARS FOR BILLIONAIRES.
590
00:30:44,790 --> 00:30:46,440
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO CUTE...
591
00:30:46,630 --> 00:30:50,940
WASHED-UP BAND, CRAPPY SO-CALLED ART GALLERY.
592
00:30:51,140 --> 00:30:54,010
WELL,NOT ALL OF US HAVE SETTLEMENTS
593
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:58,260
FROM MULTIPLE DIVORCES TO SUSTAIN US.
594
00:31:01,310 --> 00:31:03,960
JUST STAY OUT OF MY LIFE, RUFUS.
595
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:07,360
* BA BA BA BA, BA BA BA,BA BA BA *
596
00:31:07,390 --> 00:31:10,100
* BA,BA BA BA BA
597
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:11,780
YOU'RE GOING OUT WITH SERENA,
598
00:31:11,950 --> 00:31:13,790
AND I'M GOING TO KISS ON THE LIPS.
599
00:31:14,070 --> 00:31:16,130
WHO SAID THIS FAMILY WASN'T COOL? MM-HMM.
600
00:31:16,290 --> 00:31:18,820
WELL,LISTEN,I DON'T WANT TO BE LATE,BUT GOOD LUCK,ALL RIGHT?
601
00:31:18,990 --> 00:31:20,040
(Jenny) SAME.
602
00:31:21,990 --> 00:31:23,270
SEE YOU AT THE CONCERT, RIGHT,DAD?
603
00:31:23,460 --> 00:31:26,660
UH... OKAY.
604
00:31:27,660 --> 00:31:29,170
OH,MY GOD.
605
00:31:29,350 --> 00:31:31,720
MY DAUGHTER'S A WOMAN.
606
00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:33,410
DAD,YOU COULD JUST TELL ME I LOOK NICE
607
00:31:33,490 --> 00:31:34,020
INSTEAD OF TURNING THIS
608
00:31:34,180 --> 00:31:37,390
INTO A SERMON ON THE PASSAGE OF TIME.
609
00:31:37,580 --> 00:31:39,510
YOU LOOK LIKE...
610
00:31:39,690 --> 00:31:41,930
YOUR MOTHER.
611
00:31:42,730 --> 00:31:43,270
THANKS.
612
00:31:43,450 --> 00:31:45,030
MMM.
613
00:31:45,220 --> 00:31:48,370
BLAIR,LET ME SEE HOW IT LOOKS.
614
00:31:48,550 --> 00:31:49,490
WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT ONE?
615
00:31:49,660 --> 00:31:52,380
DIDN'T YOU SEE THE DRESS I LEFT ON THE BED?
616
00:31:52,470 --> 00:31:54,470
I LIKE THIS ONE.
617
00:31:54,630 --> 00:31:59,240
THIS ONE IS NOT AS ELEGANT A CHOICE AS THAT ONE.
618
00:31:59,380 --> 00:32:01,310
WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH?
619
00:32:01,460 --> 00:32:04,080
BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.
620
00:32:04,740 --> 00:32:08,680
BLAIR,YOU WILL NEVER BE MORE BEAUTIFUL OR THIN OR HAPPY
621
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:10,900
THAN YOU ARE RIGHT NOW.
622
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:15,170
I JUST WANT YOU TO MAKE THE MOST OF IT.
623
00:32:17,050 --> 00:32:18,930
I GUESS I HAVE TIME TO CHANGE.
624
00:32:19,100 --> 00:32:23,000
AND PUT SOME PRODUCT IN YOUR HAIR. THE ENDS ARE DRY.
625
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:29,930
* WELL,IT'S HARD TO LIVE
626
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:32,460
* IT'S HARD TO LIVE
627
00:32:32,490 --> 00:32:35,230
* IN THE CITY
628
00:32:35,950 --> 00:32:38,330
* YES,IT'S HARD TO LIVE
629
00:32:38,510 --> 00:32:40,570
* SO HARD TO LIVE
630
00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:43,930
* IN THE CITY
631
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:48,250
* SO JUST LAY YOUR HEAD DOWN LOW *
632
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:52,410
* DON'T LET ANYBODY KNOW
633
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:54,870
* THAT'S IT'S HARD TO LIVE
634
00:32:55,030 --> 00:33:00,950
* IT'S HARD TO LIVE IN THE CITY *
635
00:33:04,340 --> 00:33:08,450
* THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT YOU
636
00:33:08,620 --> 00:33:12,190
* THAT I COULDN'T TELL
637
00:33:12,540 --> 00:33:16,190
* AND YOU WERE ALWAYS CRAZY
638
00:33:16,740 --> 00:33:20,800
* THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT YOU
639
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:30,060
* YEAH,YEAH
640
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:35,040
* YEAH,YEAH
641
00:33:36,370 --> 00:33:38,860
* I AIN'T GOT NO MONEY
642
00:33:39,350 --> 00:33:43,490
* I AIN'T GOT NO CAR TO TAKE YOU ON A DATE *
643
00:33:44,330 --> 00:33:47,580
* I CAN'T EVEN BUY YOU FLOWERS *
644
00:33:47,890 --> 00:33:52,530
* BUT TOGETHER WE BE PERFECT SOUL MATES *
645
00:33:52,710 --> 00:33:54,820
* TALK TO ME,GIRL WHO'S THE NEWBIE?
646
00:33:54,990 --> 00:33:57,120
JENNY HUMPHREY. SHE'S A FRESHMAN.
647
00:33:57,290 --> 00:33:59,110
I LOVE FRESHMEN. THEY'RE SO...
648
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:00,950
FRESH?
649
00:34:01,850 --> 00:34:03,910
ANYTHING ABOUT HER ON "GOSSIP GIRL"?
650
00:34:04,070 --> 00:34:06,930
NO. HMM,UNTIL YOU'RE DONE WITH HER.
651
00:34:07,100 --> 00:34:10,320
(Keri Hilson) * THUG IT OUT TILL WE GET IT RIGHT
652
00:34:10,500 --> 00:34:12,000
(Timbaland) * I AIN'T GOT NO VISA
653
00:34:13,010 --> 00:34:15,310
HI. I'M CHUCK.
654
00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:18,710
I KNOW. UM,I MEAN... (laughs) HI,I'M--I'M JENNY.
655
00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:22,000
IT'S,UH, IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.
656
00:34:22,180 --> 00:34:23,510
YOU,TOO.
657
00:34:23,690 --> 00:34:25,020
THANK YOU.
658
00:34:25,210 --> 00:34:26,620
(Gossip Girl) LOOKS LIKE LITTLE J. MIGHT END UP WITH
659
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:29,480
A NEW BOY AND A TICKET TO THE INNER CIRCLE.
660
00:34:29,670 --> 00:34:32,060
OR WILL C. ENOTUP WVIH ANHER CTIM?
661
00:34:32,240 --> 00:34:36,540
I TOLD YOU I LOVE PARTIES.
662
00:34:39,810 --> 00:34:42,030
SO ???? LITTLE OVERDRESSED, AREN'T I?
663
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:45,730
HONESTLY,I DON'T REALLY HAVE A PROBLEM WITH YOUR APPEARANCE.
664
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:53,700
HEY,COME ON. I WANT YOU TO MEET ONE OF THE GUYS IN THE BAND.
665
00:34:53,900 --> 00:34:55,660
OH,SO YOU'RE A GROUPIE?
666
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:57,060
WELL,NOT QUITE.
667
00:34:57,250 --> 00:34:59,820
SERENA,I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET RUFUS HUMPHREY.
668
00:34:59,990 --> 00:35:01,450
DAD,THIS IS SERENA.
669
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:03,910
SERENA VAN DER WOODSEN.
670
00:35:04,670 --> 00:35:06,720
(laughs) OH,UH, I DON'T KNOW HOW I KNOW THAT.
671
00:35:06,910 --> 00:35:07,750
NICE TO MEET YOU.
672
00:35:07,930 --> 00:35:09,910
NICE TO MEET YOU,TOO.
673
00:35:10,070 --> 00:35:11,010
YOU GUYS ARE A LITTLE EARLY.
674
00:35:11,180 --> 00:35:12,690
IT'S GONNA BE A WHILE BEFORE WE TAKE THE STAGE.
675
00:35:12,850 --> 00:35:16,740
YEAH,I-I MAY HAVE SLIGHTLY OVERBUDGETED FOR TRAVEL TIME.
676
00:35:19,170 --> 00:35:20,140
(man) HEY.
677
00:35:20,310 --> 00:35:23,270
I SHOULD GO TUNE THAT. EXCUSE ME. ENJOY THE SHOW.
678
00:35:23,460 --> 00:35:24,370
SON,TALK TO YOU LATER.
679
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:26,390
DAD,SEE YOU.
680
00:35:31,890 --> 00:35:35,050
YOU TOOK ME TO MEET YOUR DAD ON A FIRST DATE?
681
00:35:35,220 --> 00:35:38,540
SO THIS--THIS IS A DATE?
682
00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:40,160
OH.
683
00:35:40,310 --> 00:35:42,740
MAYBE I SHOULD'VE WORN MY LOAFERS THEN... (laughs)
684
00:35:42,940 --> 00:35:44,190
DRESSED DOWN A LITTLE BIT.
685
00:35:44,630 --> 00:35:47,500
LET'S GO AND TALK SOMEWHERE QUIETER.
686
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:50,210
OKAY.
687
00:35:50,250 --> 00:35:52,930
(Nivea and Akon's "Nobody" playing)
688
00:35:58,460 --> 00:36:00,100
WELL,THIS IS DEFINITELY QUIETER,
689
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:03,010
BUT,UM,DO YOU ACTUALLY KNOW WHERE WE'RE GOING OR--
690
00:36:03,180 --> 00:36:04,060
HERE LOOKS PRETTY GOOD.
691
00:36:04,230 --> 00:36:05,960
* BUT IT DON'T MATTER,NO
692
00:36:08,630 --> 00:36:12,010
SO... UH,YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO TALK.
693
00:36:12,210 --> 00:36:15,330
UM,WHAT'D YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT?
694
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:17,500
HOW INTO YOU I AM.
695
00:36:17,670 --> 00:36:19,240
* BELIEVE WE GON' FIGHT
696
00:36:19,430 --> 00:36:23,100
* FIGHT FOR OUR RIGHT TO LOVE, YEAH *
697
00:36:23,300 --> 00:36:26,070
* NOBODY WANNA SEE US TOGETHER *
698
00:36:26,270 --> 00:36:26,940
* BUT IT DON'T MATTER,NO
699
00:36:27,130 --> 00:36:30,280
OKAY,I'M--I'M SORRY. UH...
700
00:36:30,460 --> 00:36:33,710
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DO ANYTHING,THAT'S--THAT'S COOL.
701
00:36:33,900 --> 00:36:35,290
LET--LET'S START OVER. YEAH.
702
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:37,650
YEAH? UM,DO YOU WANT TO START OVER BACK AT THE PARTY?
703
00:36:37,820 --> 00:36:41,560
UH,HAVE A GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE. PLEASE?
704
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:44,140
(chuckles) MAYBE ONE.
705
00:36:54,220 --> 00:36:55,960
THANKS.
706
00:36:58,720 --> 00:37:00,350
MM.
707
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:01,510
(laughs) WHAT?
708
00:37:01,710 --> 00:37:04,010
SORRY. NO,NOTHING,NOTHING. I JUST,UM...
709
00:37:04,190 --> 00:37:07,010
MY SISTER WAS RIGHT. YOU'RE NICE.
710
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:09,670
BUT YOU ASKED ME OUT ON A DATE, AND YOU DIDN'T THINK I WAS NICE?
711
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:12,630
NO,UH,I JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE HOT.
712
00:37:12,820 --> 00:37:15,930
UH... AND TECHNICALLY, YOU ASKED ME OUT.
713
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:17,440
OH,OKAY. OKAY,I SEE.
714
00:37:17,620 --> 00:37:20,330
SO,UM,SENSITIVE, TORTURED SOUL BOY
715
00:37:20,530 --> 00:37:22,050
IS ACTUALLY KINDA SUPERFICIAL,HUH? (cell phone rings)
716
00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:24,560
YEAH, JUST--JUST A LITTLE BIT. GOOD TO KNOW.
717
00:37:24,780 --> 00:37:25,600
EMERGENCY. NEED YOU
718
00:37:25,780 --> 00:37:27,390
SORRY.
719
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,000
4 REAL PLEASE. U KNOW CHUCK?
720
00:37:33,180 --> 00:37:34,850
WHAT,BETTER OFFER? NO,IT'S MY SISTER.
721
00:37:35,030 --> 00:37:36,410
SHE'S AT THAT KISS ON THE LIPS PARTY,YOU KNOW?
722
00:37:36,580 --> 00:37:40,000
SHE'S HAVING SOME PROBLEMS WITH THIS GUY CHUCK.
723
00:37:40,180 --> 00:37:42,260
I'M SORRY. I HAVE TO GO. I'LL GO WITH YOU.
724
00:37:42,450 --> 00:37:43,200
NO,REALLY,THAT'S OKAY.
725
00:37:43,380 --> 00:37:48,060
NO,NO,LISTEN. IF IT'S CHUCK,IT'S NOT OKAY.
726
00:37:48,430 --> 00:37:50,830
(man) * CALM AND CONFIDENT, CALCULATING... *
727
00:37:50,860 --> 00:37:53,760
(rapping indistinctly)
728
00:37:56,540 --> 00:37:58,930
LOOK,I'M--I'M GONNA DO A LAP, OKAY? LOOK FOR HER.
729
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:00,530
OKAY,YEAH.
730
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:02,530
(girl) SERENA? (girl) IT'S SERENA! OH,MY GOD!
731
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:04,860
(boy) WHAT?! (girl) SHE'S REALLY HERE?
732
00:38:04,900 --> 00:38:06,360
(boy) IS THAT REALLY HER?
733
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:08,360
EVERYONE SAID SHE WASN'T INVITED. (cell phones ring)
734
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:11,360
(boy) I THINK SHE'S WASTED. (girl) DO YOU THINK BLAIR KNOWS?
735
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:13,360
(girl) WHAT'S SHE WEARING? (girl) WHAT'S WITH THAT DRESS? SHE'S SO BRAVE.
736
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:16,200
(boy) YOU KNOW SERENA-- SHE'D NEVER MISS A PARTY.
737
00:38:17,950 --> 00:38:20,360
(both) SERENA'S HERE?!
738
00:38:20,540 --> 00:38:24,290
WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE? SHE WASN'T INVITED.
739
00:38:29,750 --> 00:38:31,860
BLAIR,COME ON,ARE YOU REALLY GONNA KICK HER OUT?
740
00:38:32,050 --> 00:38:33,010
DID YOU INVITE HER?
741
00:38:33,180 --> 00:38:35,940
WHAT? NO! GOD,I TOLD YOU...
742
00:38:36,220 --> 00:38:38,350
DO NOT TALK TO HER.
743
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:41,730
I WAS GOING FOR A WALK.
744
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:08,450
(grunts) NO! (whispers) QUIET.
745
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:12,830
(grunts) STOP!
746
00:39:13,230 --> 00:39:13,900
HEY,NO LUCK?
747
00:39:14,090 --> 00:39:16,290
NO,I HAVEN'T SEEN HER ANYWHERE.
748
00:39:16,460 --> 00:39:18,790
COME ON. LET'S TRY UPSTAIRS.
749
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:21,860
ALL RIGHT.
750
00:39:24,730 --> 00:39:26,980
THERE ISN'T GONNA BE ANYBODY UP HERE. THIS IS POINTLESS.
751
00:39:27,140 --> 00:39:27,970
DAN. WHAT?
752
00:39:28,150 --> 00:39:29,850
THAT'S CHUCK'S SCARF.
753
00:39:30,020 --> 00:39:32,250
OH,GOD.
754
00:39:32,720 --> 00:39:36,060
GET OFF! STOP! HEY! JENNY!
755
00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:38,590
(Serena) CHUCK,GET OFF OF HER! ARE YOU OKAY?
756
00:39:38,770 --> 00:39:39,770
(Jenny) YEAH.
757
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:42,800
YOU SON OF A...
758
00:39:42,830 --> 00:39:46,110
WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?! IT'S A PARTY. THINGS HAPPEN.
759
00:39:46,260 --> 00:39:47,540
WHO ARE YOU,ANYWAY?
760
00:39:47,710 --> 00:39:49,550
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?
761
00:39:49,700 --> 00:39:51,440
I'M IN YOUR CLASS.
762
00:39:51,610 --> 00:39:53,490
MY NAME IS DAN HUMPHREY,
763
00:39:53,670 --> 00:39:56,220
AND THAT IS MY LITTLE SISTER!
764
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:01,980
COME ON,DAN. LET'S GO. COME ON.
765
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:04,920
CHUCK,DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH HER AGAIN!
766
00:40:05,090 --> 00:40:11,630
HEY,YOUR LIFE IS OVER,SLUT! DON'T FORGET,I KNOW EVERYTHING!
767
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:20,470
-==http://www.ragbear.com==-
768
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:21,760
YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY?
769
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:24,970
YEAH,I WILL BE. JUST TAKE ME HOME,OKAY?
770
00:40:25,690 --> 00:40:29,900
* THERE'S A STRANGEST EXCITEMENT TODAY *
771
00:40:30,070 --> 00:40:34,570
* IF YOU'RE AWAKE, THEN YOU'RE WELCOME TO HEAR *
772
00:40:34,750 --> 00:40:39,670
* I'VE GOT A GIFT, AND IT BLEW ME AWAY *
773
00:40:39,850 --> 00:40:43,470
SO... THINK I GOT A SHOT AT A SECOND DATE?
774
00:40:44,450 --> 00:40:46,620
(chuckles) WELL,I DON'T THINK YOU COULD TOP THIS ONE.
775
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:48,150
I DID PUNCH SOMEONE.
776
00:40:48,310 --> 00:40:49,430
TRUE.
777
00:40:49,610 --> 00:40:51,820
WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT IN THE CAB.
778
00:40:53,130 --> 00:40:57,740
* IT'S LIKE THE RUSH HAS GONE STRAIGHT TO MY BRAIN *
779
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:02,670
* BUT MY VOICE IS AS LONELY AS LOUD *
780
00:41:02,850 --> 00:41:06,760
* AS I WHISPER A JOY OF THIS PAIN *
781
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:09,680
*ND SUDNLY *
782
00:41:09,850 --> 00:41:12,160
SHE BETTER NOT SHOW HER FACE AGAIN.
783
00:41:12,270 --> 00:41:15,750
I'M ACTUALLY HOPING SHE WILL.
784
00:41:16,070 --> 00:41:20,050
* YOU WON ME OVER
785
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:24,430
* IN NO TIME AT ALL
786
00:41:25,930 --> 00:41:28,320
* AND NOW
787
00:41:28,540 --> 00:41:32,870
* I'LL STOP THE STORM IF IT RAINS *
788
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:37,430
* I'LL LIGHT A PATH FAR FROM HERE *
789
00:41:37,610 --> 00:41:41,770
* I'LL MAKE YOUR FEAR MELT AWAY *
790
00:41:41,940 --> 00:41:44,930
SPOTTED-- SERENA MAKING A HEROIC EXIT
791
00:41:45,110 --> 00:41:47,060
FROM B.'s PARTY.
792
00:41:47,230 --> 00:41:49,840
TOO BAD FOR HER THERE'S SCHOOL ON MONDAY.
793
00:41:50,010 --> 00:41:51,280
SO UNTIL NEXT TIME--
794
00:41:51,380 --> 00:41:54,700
YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME-- GOSSIP GIRL.