1 00:00:00,300 --> 00:00:01,300 Gossip girl here-- 2 00:00:01,300 --> 00:00:05,800 Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of manhattan's elite. 3 00:00:05,800 --> 00:00:06,600 Oh, my god. 4 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:08,000 You'll never believe what's on "gossip girl." 5 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:10,400 Someone saw serena at grand central. 6 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:13,200 I've waited my entire adolescent life for a date with this girl. 7 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:14,600 You'd really go out with some guy you don't know? 8 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:16,600 Well, you can't be worse ???? 9 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:18,000 You're going out with serena, 10 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:19,700 And i'm going to kiss on the lips. 11 00:00:20,300 --> 00:00:22,200 Who said this family wasn't cool? Mm. 12 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:26,300 Why is my daughter going to one of your concerts with your son? 13 00:00:26,300 --> 00:00:28,200 If you want to be part of this world, jenny, 14 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:32,300 You need to decide if all this... is worth it. 15 00:00:32,300 --> 00:00:36,000 Look, if you're ready to leave, you tell us, okay? 16 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,800 No matter what mom says. 17 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:40,000 I would really like to get out of here. 18 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,200 I did this. 19 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:45,200 My mom kinda left us a couple months ago. 20 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:48,200 My dad and my sister don't really see that. 21 00:00:48,500 --> 00:00:50,400 I dated a girl like serena once. 22 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:52,900 Your wife would not want this ??? 23 00:00:52,900 --> 00:00:55,400 She doesn't do background checks on prospective buyers, 24 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:58,100 And neither do i. Besides, it's been almost 20 years. 25 00:00:58,100 --> 00:00:59,700 And you still ???? 26 00:01:00,300 --> 00:01:01,800 Hey, how about you ask me out again? 27 00:01:03,100 --> 00:01:04,500 How about you actually show up? 28 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:08,000 Okay. No drama, no disruptions, i promise. 29 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,600 Promise? Oh, no! That means it's never gonna happen now. 30 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:13,100 Aah! Okay, quick. I take it back. I unpromise. 31 00:01:13,700 --> 00:01:15,200 Friday. 8:00. 32 00:01:17,700 --> 00:01:18,700 And who am i? 33 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:21,400 That's a secret i'll never tell. 34 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:24,000 You know you love me. 35 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:27,500 X.O.X.O., gossip girl. 36 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:31,500 With blair's boyfriend nate 37 00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:34,100 Helping to close up the family yacht for the season, 38 00:01:34,100 --> 00:01:35,300 Blair is free to focus 39 00:01:35,300 --> 00:01:37,500 On the most important event of the fall-- 40 00:01:37,500 --> 00:01:39,400 Her annual sleepover, 41 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:42,800 A tradition since the year 2000, 42 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:45,400 Each one more decadent than the last. 43 00:01:45,900 --> 00:01:49,200 No expense or reputation is spared. 44 00:01:53,500 --> 00:01:56,700 With everything from trundle beds to truffles in place, 45 00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:57,500 All that's missing 46 00:01:57,500 --> 00:02:00,600 Is sleepover star and waldorf b.F.F. 47 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:02,200 Serena van der woodsen. 48 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:10,400 Hey, dad. I'm headed to the bank. 49 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:12,600 You want me to deposit the check from mom's sale while i'm there? 50 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:15,600 Did you knock over a parking meter? 51 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:17,400 No, this is the entire contents 52 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:19,400 From my teenage mutant ninja turtle piggy bank. 53 00:02:19,900 --> 00:02:21,200 How long can a man have a piggy bank 54 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:23,100 And still call himself a man? 55 00:02:23,100 --> 00:02:25,400 I th--I thought it was time to break donatello open. 56 00:02:25,700 --> 00:02:27,000 So tonight's the big night, huh? 57 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,000 It is, and i have it all planned. 58 00:02:29,100 --> 00:02:31,400 6 pounds of plan, actually. 59 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:34,400 I know it's been a while since i took someone on a date, but, uh, 60 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:37,100 Movie ticket prices haven't risen that much, have they? 61 00:02:37,100 --> 00:02:38,900 Dad, this is serena van der woodsen. 62 00:02:38,900 --> 00:02:40,300 I can't just take her to a movie. 63 00:02:40,300 --> 00:02:43,000 I want this to be perfect. 64 00:02:44,300 --> 00:02:46,100 Um... check? 65 00:02:46,100 --> 00:02:47,200 Want me to deposit it? 66 00:02:49,100 --> 00:02:50,600 You still haven't told her yet, have you? 67 00:02:52,900 --> 00:02:54,900 Dad, that's mom first sale. 68 00:02:54,900 --> 00:02:57,000 That painting sold days ago. It's kind of a huge deal. 69 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,600 I know, which is why i was thinking 70 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:01,500 Of surprising her myself, heading upstate to hudson, 71 00:03:01,500 --> 00:03:04,400 Bringing her the check in person. What? 72 00:03:04,900 --> 00:03:07,200 Aren't i supposed to deliver good news in person? 73 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:08,600 I think that's bad news. 74 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:10,800 Good news might just be fine with a phone call. 75 00:03:11,100 --> 00:03:14,600 So you're saying i shouldn't go see her? 76 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:17,700 I'm saying, i don't think mom is a huge fan of surprises. 77 00:03:17,700 --> 00:03:19,500 Your remember her, uh, 30th birthday 78 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:21,900 With the clown and his llama? 79 00:03:21,900 --> 00:03:23,300 Yeah, that didn't... 80 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:25,500 Didn't go over well. It tanked. 81 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:29,900 Yeah. I'll call her first, just to be safe. Need some change for that? 82 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:37,600 Hey! Just the little sister i was looking for. 83 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:39,700 I need answers, and i need them now. 84 00:03:39,700 --> 00:03:42,300 Your brother is being very mysterious about our date tonight. 85 00:03:42,300 --> 00:03:44,900 Well, he's a very mysterious guy, apparently. 86 00:03:45,700 --> 00:03:47,400 Look, he won't even tell me where we're going. 87 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:49,100 Can you just give me a hint? 88 00:03:49,100 --> 00:03:51,300 Are we going to some secret club 89 00:03:51,300 --> 00:03:53,800 To see the best unsigned band in brooklyn? 90 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:56,900 Or--Or a guerilla art exhibit in dumbo? 91 00:03:56,900 --> 00:03:59,200 Or, hey, isn't the new york film festival still going on? 92 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:01,200 You don't leave much room for surprise, do you? 93 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:03,300 Well, i don't know how to dress for surprise. 94 00:04:03,300 --> 00:04:05,100 Not everything goes with it, you know. 95 00:04:05,100 --> 00:04:07,500 Well, i'd say jeans ??? 96 00:04:07,500 --> 00:04:10,200 The humphrey men do casual friday every day. Oh. 97 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:11,500 Oh, it's my brother. 98 00:04:11,500 --> 00:04:13,500 Oh, i say hi. Eric, hey, 99 00:04:13,500 --> 00:04:16,700 Jenny says hi. Well, hi back. Did she spill about tonight? 100 00:04:16,700 --> 00:04:20,600 No, not a drop. You all packed? Yeah,???? 101 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:22,100 Hey, speaking of which, is mom still there? 102 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:24,900 Yeah, she's talking to the doctor now. 103 00:04:25,700 --> 00:04:28,300 I can't believe she's actually letting me come home for a weekend. 104 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:30,800 I don't think i even remember what a weekend is. 105 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:33,700 What time's your date? Maybe we'll cross paths at the palace. 7:00. 106 00:04:33,700 --> 00:04:35,900 Can't wait to see u me, too. Bye. 107 00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:37,600 'Kay, love you, eric. Bye. 108 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:40,000 What was that i heard? Eric's coming home? 109 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,900 Perfect timing. How so? 110 00:04:41,900 --> 00:04:43,600 Well, it gives your mother and brother time to bond 111 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:45,600 Alone tonight while you get drunk on schnapps 112 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:47,700 And moon the n.Y.U. Dorms from the limo. 113 00:04:48,100 --> 00:04:49,500 Blair,???? 114 00:04:49,500 --> 00:04:51,600 S., it's only the most important night of the fall. 115 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:54,400 Oh, the sleepover. 116 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:55,800 I prefer "soiree." 117 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:57,700 "Sleepover" is so sophomore year. 118 00:04:57,700 --> 00:05:00,400 Look, you know i can't go to that. I have that plan. 119 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:02,800 Serena, when there's a waldorf soiree, 120 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:04,600 There's nothing else on the social calendar. 121 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:06,100 Blair, the plan is dan. 122 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:09,300 Remember, the guy you realized is actually a human being 123 00:05:09,300 --> 00:05:11,200 And worthy of your time and attention? 124 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:13,600 No offense. None taken. 125 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:17,200 Look, i'm really sorry, but this date is unbreakable. 126 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:20,300 Maybe we can swing by later or something-- I'm not a stop along the way. 127 00:05:20,300 --> 00:05:22,600 I'm a destination, and if you refuse to attend, 128 00:05:22,700 --> 00:05:24,200 I'm gonna have to find a replacement. 129 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:25,600 Girls, the waiting list. 130 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:29,500 Okay. Well, uh, i should get going. 131 00:05:30,300 --> 00:05:31,600 Bye. Good luck tonight. 132 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:32,400 Thank you. 133 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:39,300 Little jenny humphrey. Why didn't i think of you before? 134 00:05:39,300 --> 00:05:41,700 You have no plans. You're coming to the soiree. 135 00:05:41,700 --> 00:05:44,300 Me? Really? Her? Really? 136 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:47,500 The thing is, if you come, you'll have to be up 137 00:05:47,500 --> 00:05:49,200 To a little more than just sleeping. 138 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:50,900 I'm up for anything. 139 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:53,400 My place. 7:00 sharp. 140 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:55,400 Okay. Bye. 141 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:00,900 Oh, a girl's first sleepover-- 142 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:02,600 Something she'll never forget. 143 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:04,300 Let's make sure of it. 144 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:06,500 Taking bets on how long she lasts? 145 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:08,900 50 bucks say an hour and not 1 minute more. 146 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:12,700 I don't understand. He said i was ready. 147 00:06:12,700 --> 00:06:14,600 We talked about it in our session this morning. 148 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:15,600 What he said 149 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:18,200 Is that you could come home, not that you should. 150 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:20,600 But, mom, i thought-- I don't wanna argue about this. 151 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:22,300 I need time to think. 152 00:06:22,300 --> 00:06:25,400 Please. Look, i told the doctor i would take it under advisement. 153 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:27,000 You can't just walk out of here anyway. 154 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,700 There's papers that have to be signed, 155 00:06:28,700 --> 00:06:32,400 Release forms, insurance-- I can't believe you. You want to keep me here forever. 156 00:06:32,700 --> 00:06:35,300 If you still think i'm "keeping you here," 157 00:06:35,300 --> 00:06:38,300 That just proves how not ready you are to come home. 158 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:42,500 Look, we'll talk about this tomorrow. 159 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:45,100 Yeah. Yeah, you bet we will. 160 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:10,000 Hey. 161 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,700 Hey. Hey, uh, am i early or... 162 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:14,400 Uh... um... 163 00:07:14,900 --> 00:07:17,800 No. No, i, uh, i'm just running late. 164 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:19,700 Come in. 165 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:25,100 Um... excuse me while i go 166 00:07:25,100 --> 00:07:26,700 Slip into something less comfortable. 167 00:07:26,700 --> 00:07:27,800 Sure, sure. 168 00:07:28,700 --> 00:07:29,900 Talk to me while i change? 169 00:07:29,900 --> 00:07:31,400 I will. Okay. 170 00:07:33,100 --> 00:07:35,200 Say, it's a nice place that you and... 171 00:07:35,300 --> 00:07:37,200 800 other people have got here. 172 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:39,500 Yeah, the, uh, identical surroundings 173 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:41,400 Do make you crazy after a little while. 174 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:42,500 Sometimes i feel like 175 00:07:42,500 --> 00:07:44,500 I'm in a secret government experiment. 176 00:07:44,500 --> 00:07:45,700 Most government experiments 177 00:07:45,700 --> 00:07:49,700 Don't have plasma tvs or maid services. 178 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,400 Just something i've noticed. 179 00:07:54,100 --> 00:07:55,000 Dan. 180 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:57,000 Does serena know you're here? 181 00:07:57,800 --> 00:07:59,200 Yeah, of course. Yeah, she let me in. 182 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:00,300 At least, i hope that was her. 183 00:08:00,300 --> 00:08:03,300 She's about, uh, yea tall and very blonde? 184 00:08:03,300 --> 00:08:05,500 It makes jokes. Cute. 185 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:06,800 Big shopping day? 186 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:08,400 I had a lot on my mind. 187 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:12,700 So where are you taking my daughter tonight? 188 00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:15,400 I... i don't know. 189 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:17,900 I thought maybe we'd do a walking tour of new york underground, 190 00:08:17,900 --> 00:08:19,800 Visit my friends the mole people. 191 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:21,900 They're great, except they only ever eat leftovers. 192 00:08:23,100 --> 00:08:24,500 I'm sorry. I don't know why i just said any of that. 193 00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:25,900 I have--I have this thing, this nervous tic 194 00:08:25,900 --> 00:08:28,000 Where i never stop speaking, like, ever. 195 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,400 In fact, when i was a little boy, my mom used to say 196 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:31,700 There was never a word i met that i didn't like. 197 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,200 You know what else i like? 198 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,000 Your daughter. 199 00:08:35,100 --> 00:08:37,100 I-I really like your daughter. I... 200 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:41,100 Wow. 201 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:43,700 You're not wearing that with that, are you? 202 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:45,300 Uh, mom... 203 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:46,800 Here. Wait. 204 00:08:50,900 --> 00:08:51,900 Take this. 205 00:08:51,900 --> 00:08:53,000 Oh, thank you. 206 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:57,300 Hey, um, where's eric? I thought he was gonna be home by now. 207 00:08:57,300 --> 00:08:59,600 Oh, he was too tired to come home tonight. 208 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:00,400 Mom. 209 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:03,400 Later. 210 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:05,400 Come on. Let's go. 211 00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:10,200 Home by 1:00. Bonus points for 12:45. 212 00:09:15,100 --> 00:09:16,900 Oh, my god, a vespa! 213 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:19,600 I can't believe it! I love vespas! 214 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:21,800 Oh, my gosh. You don't understand. 215 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:25,000 I spent one of my favorite summers riding all around italy 216 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:26,700 On one of these. How did you know? 217 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:28,500 My mom won't let me learn to drive 218 00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:29,900 'Cause she says that's what drivers are for, 219 00:09:29,900 --> 00:09:33,700 But really, dan, this is amazing. Really. 220 00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:36,000 Come on. Where are the helmets? 221 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,000 Mr. Humphrey. 222 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,100 Is he--Is he ours? 223 00:09:44,100 --> 00:09:44,800 Yeah. 224 00:09:47,500 --> 00:09:49,100 Okay, great. 225 00:09:50,700 --> 00:09:52,700 Spotted on the steps of the palace-- 226 00:09:52,700 --> 00:09:54,800 Cinderella stepping onto a pumpkin 227 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:56,500 Instead of her carriage. 228 00:09:57,700 --> 00:09:58,900 Lucky for lonely boy, 229 00:09:58,900 --> 00:10:02,100 There's more than one fable filling our in-Box. 230 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:21,800 It's not bad. 231 00:10:22,700 --> 00:10:24,500 I will take that for you, yes? 232 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:33,500 Jenny! Oh, i'm so glad you could make it. 233 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,700 Here's an inside tip, little j.-- 234 00:10:35,700 --> 00:10:38,100 The faster you rise, the harder you fall. 235 00:10:38,100 --> 00:10:39,800 Hope that hello kitty sleeping bag 236 00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:41,300 Doubles as a parachute. 237 00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:43,000 Let the games begin. 238 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,000 Um, how's the braised quail? 239 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:53,900 Very good, sir. 240 00:10:53,900 --> 00:10:57,800 Mm. Okay. And the, uh, the lay-Pin? 241 00:10:58,100 --> 00:11:00,600 Lah-Pan. It's delightful. 242 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:03,400 Okay, what is that again? Rabbit, sir. 243 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:05,400 Oh, well, i won't be having that. 244 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:07,400 Um, how about chicken? 245 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:08,500 You can't go wrong with chicken. 246 00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:09,800 Yes, sir. Thank you. 247 00:11:10,100 --> 00:11:12,700 Miss? Uh, i'll have the lobster bisque 248 00:11:12,700 --> 00:11:13,800 And muscovy duck, please. 249 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:16,200 Thank you. Merci, mademoiselle. 250 00:11:19,100 --> 00:11:20,400 I can't believe the waiter forgot me. 251 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:24,100 I was--I was just here... the other day. 252 00:11:29,900 --> 00:11:31,000 Yeah, i come here for the crowd. 253 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,100 You wanna play "mistress or second wife"? 254 00:11:33,100 --> 00:11:34,900 Because it's harder than it looks. Believe me. 255 00:11:34,900 --> 00:11:36,900 So is her face. 256 00:11:38,100 --> 00:11:40,400 Uh, will you excuse me? I, uh... 257 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,600 I'm gonna go to the restroom to freshen up a little. 258 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:44,700 Yeah, of course, of course. I think the bathrooms are-- 259 00:11:44,700 --> 00:11:46,200 Uh, don't worry. I'll find them. 260 00:11:49,700 --> 00:11:50,800 Oh, excuse me, sir. 261 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:53,400 Uh, how much is that duck she just ordered? 262 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:55,100 $78, sir. 263 00:11:55,100 --> 00:11:56,600 Okay, right. Thank you. Um, you know what? 264 00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:58,100 Can you just cancel my main dish, 265 00:11:58,100 --> 00:11:59,800 And i'll just have the appetizer as the main? 266 00:12:00,100 --> 00:12:01,500 Of course, sir. 267 00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:03,300 Thank you. Thank you. Merci. 268 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:10,900 Too beyonc? 269 00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:15,700 Too mary-Kate. 270 00:12:19,700 --> 00:12:21,200 Too hannah montana. 271 00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:29,800 Wow. Even i'm impressed. 272 00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:32,000 Um, i don't know. 273 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:35,100 I mean, don't really... feel right. 274 00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:38,800 Well, as my mother always says, "fashion knows not of comfort." 275 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:41,500 All that matters is the face you show the world, 276 00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:44,600 And your face looks like it's going to a bat mitzvah. 277 00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:47,300 But before we continue the renovation... 278 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:52,000 Martini. 279 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,000 Oh, no, thanks. I don't like vodka. 280 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,100 Oh, that's nice, because this is gin, 281 00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:57,200 As it should be. 282 00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:00,500 It's a party, jenny. 283 00:13:00,900 --> 00:13:03,600 Either swallow that or swipe your metrocard back home. 284 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:04,800 It's up to you. 285 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:15,700 All right, people. Who's ready for a game of "truth or dare"? 286 00:13:15,700 --> 00:13:17,000 Oh, i love "truth or dare." 287 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,300 Once i had to eat an entire bag of marshmallows. 288 00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:22,100 That's nice, little humphrey, but, um, that's not how we play. 289 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:23,900 Well, how do you play? 290 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:29,800 I think i'll go truth. 291 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,400 Hello? Hello? 292 00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:01,300 What am i, a teenager? 293 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:15,700 Hello? 294 00:14:16,900 --> 00:14:18,700 Yeah, hey, i must have the wrong number. 295 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,900 Did you just call a second ago? 296 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:22,700 Sorry about that, 297 00:14:22,700 --> 00:14:25,100 But i--I'm pretty sure this is the right number. 298 00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:26,900 Who are you trying to reach? 299 00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:29,900 Is alison humphrey there? 300 00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:33,200 Hold on a second. She just got out of the shower. 301 00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:36,200 Al? It's for you. 302 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:38,200 Who's calling? 303 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:42,100 Rufus humphrey. Who is this? 304 00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:44,300 Alexander bancroft, 305 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:47,200 Uh, just her--Just... i'm--I'm a friend. 306 00:14:49,700 --> 00:14:51,000 So am i, it seems. 307 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,900 I'm here. I'm here. Hello? 308 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:58,800 Thank you. 309 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,200 Are you sure you didn't want any of my dinner? 310 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,900 You entrée was so small. No, no, no, no. It was amazing. 311 00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:07,500 I didn't realize, uh, fish could be creamed. 312 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,100 Would you like to see the dessert menu? 313 00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:13,000 Oh, no, thank you. I think we're fine. 314 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,000 Sure you don't want dessert? Yeah. 315 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,200 Okay, well, then we'll just get the check, please. 316 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:22,000 Uh, actually i already took care of that earlier. 317 00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:24,600 What? Mm-Hmm. 318 00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:27,300 Yeah, i-I just charged it on my mom's card. 319 00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:29,100 It's--It's not a big deal. Don't worry about it. 320 00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:32,000 You know, i can pay. It's not like i don't have the money. 321 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,700 Yeah, i'm--I'm sure you do. 322 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,500 You just shouldn't have to spend it here. 323 00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:38,500 I don't understand. Did i do something wrong? 324 00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:41,700 No. Look, i wanted a date with you, 325 00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:44,100 Just not the date you thought i wanted. 326 00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:45,700 It's--It's fine. 327 00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:52,400 All right, all right. 328 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:53,400 Well, then... 329 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:56,800 If it's a real dan humphrey date that you want, 330 00:15:57,300 --> 00:15:59,200 Then it's a real dan humphrey date 331 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:00,400 That you're gonna get. 332 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,000 Let's go. Really? 333 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,500 Yes. Mademoiselle. 334 00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:06,800 Spotted fleeing dessert-- 335 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:09,200 S. And lonely boy lighter than air 336 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:10,700 And heading downtown. 337 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:14,500 It wasn't easy getting the entire uniform, but... 338 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:18,100 Done and done. 339 00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:19,400 What's the doorman wearing? 340 00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:21,600 Don't you worry about that, little j. 341 00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:24,200 Just drink up. You're lagging behind. 342 00:16:30,300 --> 00:16:31,300 Oh, my phone. 343 00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:35,100 "S.O.S. Still in prison." 344 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,700 Is that eric van der woodsen? 345 00:16:37,700 --> 00:16:39,200 I thought he went home for the weekend. 346 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:40,300 Guess it didn't happen. 347 00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:44,500 Is, why don't you take the girls to visconti? 348 00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:46,000 Meet you there in an hour? 349 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:54,400 Let's ramp this up, shall we? 350 00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:56,600 Truth or dare? 351 00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,900 Oh, and you already used your truth. 352 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,200 So... dare? 353 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:03,100 I dare you to jailbreak eric. 354 00:17:03,100 --> 00:17:03,900 Blair. 355 00:17:03,900 --> 00:17:07,000 It's perfect. You want in, and he wants out. 356 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:10,800 What's it gonna be? Do or die, little j.? 357 00:17:11,300 --> 00:17:12,800 Spotlight on little j, 358 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:15,500 Now put to the test by one queen b. 359 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:19,000 Will j. Take the bait and turn from brady to britney, 360 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,300 Or will her goody two-Shoes mind-Set 361 00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:23,800 Turn into the night's biggest buzz kill? 362 00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:25,700 Let's do it. 363 00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:32,500 Surprise. 364 00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:35,500 Jenny, hey. Wh--What are you doing here? 365 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:37,100 Your s.O.S. Was heard and answered. 366 00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:38,500 Come on, we're breaking you out. 367 00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:40,100 Wait, how... 368 00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:41,400 Wait, what do you mean "we"? 369 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:43,500 Okay, i have a problem. 370 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:46,500 I have a big problem. 371 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:49,700 It starts with a capital rx. 372 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:51,200 What drugs have you been taking? 373 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,300 Mm, caffeine, 374 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:56,000 Nicotine, ketamine, 375 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,100 G.H.B., p.C.P., l.S.D., 376 00:17:58,100 --> 00:18:00,000 Di--Dri--Diazepam, 377 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,000 Lorazepam. 378 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,400 All the pams, really. 379 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:03,800 You know, i don't discriminate. 380 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:05,400 Apparently not. 381 00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:09,300 Code yellow, floor six. 382 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,100 Why don't you wait right here? 383 00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:13,700 I'll get a doctor. 384 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,500 And i'd love a cappuccino. 385 00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:22,300 Come on, let's go. 386 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:26,400 I heard you were bored, and figured i owed you one. 387 00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:27,500 Yeah, try 50. 388 00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:29,500 Okay, come on. Get a move on. Come on. 389 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,200 Hello? 390 00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:42,700 What? 391 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:46,000 How did this happen? Wh-- 392 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:48,000 He was with who? 393 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:53,300 Young, blonde and beautiful. Yep, 394 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:54,700 That's his sister. 395 00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:57,100 I'll find them. 396 00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:58,100 Thank you. 397 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,200 Ah, of course. 398 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,800 Ooh! And another one. 399 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,200 Sorry, joe. 400 00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:29,900 That's game. 401 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:35,000 Uh, that's 75 bucks. I think that pays for your duck. 402 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,700 That it does. Thank you. 403 00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:37,700 So what now? 404 00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:39,400 You play me. 405 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:40,600 You? 406 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,100 Yeah, unless you're afraid to lose. 407 00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:44,300 I think the only thing being lost in this game would be your dignity. 408 00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:45,200 - Oh, really? - Yes. 409 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,600 - You think so? - I think so. 410 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:48,700 Well, then rack 'em up. I'll buy us a soundtrack. 411 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,000 This better not be my wife. 412 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,200 Rufus, do you always answer the phone like that? 413 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:03,800 Lily? 414 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:06,800 Listen, i need your son's cell phone number. It's an emergency. 415 00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:09,300 A real emergency or a lily emergency? 416 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:10,900 Eric is missing. 417 00:20:10,900 --> 00:20:11,700 Missing? 418 00:20:12,300 --> 00:20:13,300 From where? 419 00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:14,400 From... 420 00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:17,000 His--His room here... 421 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:18,600 At the hotel. 422 00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:20,300 I--I'm trying to get in touch with him, 423 00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:23,100 But he's not answering his phone. I think he's with serena. 424 00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:24,300 Did you try her? 425 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:25,800 She left her phone here. 426 00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:29,500 Your son's cell number-- That's all i need. 427 00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:30,800 They're on a date, lil. 428 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:32,400 If they picked eric up along the way, 429 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,000 I bet they're having fun. 430 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,500 I have a situation here. 431 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:38,900 A situation? Your son is with your daughter and my kid. 432 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:40,600 I trust them. Why don't you? 433 00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:42,400 Rufus. 434 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:43,800 Good-Bye, lily. Always a pleasure. 435 00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:59,000 Hey, baby, you want to, uh, 436 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:00,500 Maybe show me to the bathroom, 437 00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:02,400 Get lost somewhere around the coat check? 438 00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:04,600 Well, my answer is usually "never say never," 439 00:21:04,700 --> 00:21:06,100 But for you, i'll make an exception. 440 00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:10,400 Oh! 441 00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:12,100 Who let the hedge fund mafia in here? 442 00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:13,400 I thought matchy-Matchy was over. 443 00:21:13,900 --> 00:21:15,200 So eric's here. 444 00:21:15,300 --> 00:21:17,200 Now it's your turn. Truth or dare? 445 00:21:17,300 --> 00:21:18,500 Do you have to ask? 446 00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:20,100 I dare you to make out with that guy. 447 00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:21,300 Easy. 448 00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:22,900 And mean it. 449 00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:27,800 Watch and learn, little humphrey. 450 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,100 I hope amanda never finds out. 451 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,100 Who's amanda? 452 00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:43,800 Just my girlfriend. 453 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,900 Amanda never has to know, does she? 454 00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:49,800 Well, i'm not telling her. 455 00:21:51,300 --> 00:21:52,900 Look what i got. 456 00:21:54,100 --> 00:21:55,700 I dare you to call his girlfriend. 457 00:21:55,700 --> 00:21:57,000 Her name's amanda. 458 00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:58,800 Done and done. 459 00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:03,200 Hello? 460 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:04,500 Amanda? 461 00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:06,800 Hi. This is bl-- 462 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,000 Claire. 463 00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:10,100 Yeah, 464 00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:12,100 I just had my tongue down your boyfriend's throat, 465 00:22:12,100 --> 00:22:15,300 And he neglected to tell me you existed until after it was over. 466 00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:16,600 Just thought you should know. 467 00:22:16,700 --> 00:22:18,200 He's a real catch. 468 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:19,200 Bye. 469 00:22:19,700 --> 00:22:21,600 All right, sleepover of the year. 470 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:23,500 Whoo! 471 00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:25,700 Hey, everybody's gotta start somewhere. 472 00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:28,900 Maybe little j. Isn't so little anymore. 473 00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:31,800 Oh! 474 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,500 Oh, no! 475 00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:34,800 Game over. 476 00:22:34,900 --> 00:22:37,300 You lost fair and square, 477 00:22:37,300 --> 00:22:39,300 And that's squared. 478 00:22:39,300 --> 00:22:41,300 Oh! Am i really that bad? 479 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,500 There aren't enough words to describe the kind of bad you are. 480 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:46,800 Well, you promised if you lost again, you'd teach me. 481 00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:48,400 All right. All right. 482 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,700 That's a promise i intend to keep, not just for you, 483 00:22:50,700 --> 00:22:53,900 But for dive bars everywhere all across america. 484 00:22:56,300 --> 00:22:57,000 All right, come here. 485 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:01,600 Now you have to remember, in pool, it's all about-- 486 00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:02,600 Take this stick-- 487 00:23:03,100 --> 00:23:06,600 Remember, it's all about the angles, the right angle, of course. 488 00:23:06,700 --> 00:23:07,500 - Mm-Hmm. - Take the shot. 489 00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:08,500 Okay. 490 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,400 Um, bring your hand back ... 491 00:23:11,900 --> 00:23:12,900 - ... Here. - Right. 492 00:23:13,500 --> 00:23:16,300 And, uh, wait. Oh, okay. Hold on. 493 00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:19,200 You gotta be slow and just follow through, all right? 494 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,000 Oh! 495 00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:26,300 Oh! This is my song. Finally. 496 00:23:26,300 --> 00:23:28,000 I didn't know you liked this kind of music. 497 00:23:28,100 --> 00:23:30,800 I think we've already established the things you don't know about me. 498 00:23:30,900 --> 00:23:32,700 Oh, oth--Other than you're ... 499 00:23:32,700 --> 00:23:34,400 Total lack of pools skills, 500 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:35,500 What else? 501 00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:38,300 That i'm having the best time right now? 502 00:23:38,300 --> 00:23:39,200 That i knew. 503 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:47,700 Ahem. There's something vibrating in your pocket, 504 00:23:47,700 --> 00:23:49,200 And i really hope it's your phone. 505 00:23:50,300 --> 00:23:51,100 Hold on. 506 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:54,900 Oh, it's my dad. 507 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,300 He knows i'm with you. He wouldn't call if it wasn't important. 508 00:23:57,300 --> 00:23:58,900 Oh, yeah, of course. Take it. 509 00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:00,400 Hello? 510 00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:03,400 What? No, no, no, he's not. 511 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:06,200 Serena left her phone at the hotel? 512 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,100 What? What's up? 513 00:24:09,900 --> 00:24:11,600 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dad, she's standing right here next to me. 514 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:13,300 We'll take care of it. 515 00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:16,100 Wait, take care of what? 516 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:17,700 Slight change of plans. 517 00:24:17,700 --> 00:24:20,600 No! No, no. No change of plans. 518 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:23,100 I like this plan of you teaching me the angles. 519 00:24:23,100 --> 00:24:23,700 I know. 520 00:24:23,700 --> 00:24:26,200 Remember, cute girl with total lack of pool skills? 521 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:27,100 I remember. 522 00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:28,300 So does the table. 523 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:32,200 Come on, what could it possibly be that's more important than this right here? 524 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:33,600 Can't it wait till tomorrow? 525 00:24:33,700 --> 00:24:34,500 Actually, it can't. 526 00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:36,100 You need to call your brother right now. 527 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,100 - Hey. I was just about-- - So i made some calls, 528 00:24:52,100 --> 00:24:55,500 But as it turns out, none of my people know your people. Shocking, but true. 529 00:24:55,500 --> 00:24:59,300 Either "dan humphrey" is an alias or your son is not very popular. 530 00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:01,800 Regardless, i need that number. 531 00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:03,800 I realized when i got off the phone with you 532 00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:07,000 That i could've been a little bit more understanding. 533 00:25:07,300 --> 00:25:08,900 - You think-- - I called dan. 534 00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:10,400 Thank you. 535 00:25:10,700 --> 00:25:12,200 And your son's not with them. 536 00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:13,000 He's not? 537 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,300 But serena got eric on the phone, and he's okay, 538 00:25:15,300 --> 00:25:18,300 And dan said they would phone when they were all together. 539 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:19,300 Yeah, 540 00:25:19,300 --> 00:25:22,000 And you didn't think to call and tell me all of this? 541 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,800 I was just about to. 542 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:27,500 Now i hate to say this, but why don't you sit and wait here? 543 00:25:27,500 --> 00:25:28,900 We should hear from them soon. 544 00:25:31,100 --> 00:25:32,000 Fine. 545 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:39,300 And i'll pass on a glass of that nonpremium liquor that you're drinking. 546 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:42,200 But i will take something to eat. 547 00:25:42,700 --> 00:25:43,800 Thank you for offering. 548 00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:47,600 What? You still know how to cook, don't you? 549 00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:00,800 Do you see jenny or your brother? 550 00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:02,400 No. 551 00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:04,100 Are you her? Are you claire? 552 00:26:04,300 --> 00:26:05,600 What? No. 553 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,100 Uh, are you sure we're in the right place? 554 00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:11,300 Yeah. 555 00:26:11,900 --> 00:26:12,700 Come on. 556 00:26:13,700 --> 00:26:15,900 - Where is she? - Hey! Whoa, whoa. Baby. What? 557 00:26:16,100 --> 00:26:18,800 Who? I'm here at the club with the guys. 558 00:26:21,700 --> 00:26:22,500 Hey! 559 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:24,800 Excuse me. Hello. 560 00:26:25,300 --> 00:26:26,500 - Where's my phone? - Hey, hey, let go of her. 561 00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:28,800 - Who the hell are you? - Your phone is at our table. 562 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:31,500 If you weren't so drunk and drooling over every girl in this place, 563 00:26:31,500 --> 00:26:33,100 - You would've seen that. - I'm gonna kill you. 564 00:26:33,100 --> 00:26:35,500 Oh, you must be amanda, right? 565 00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:38,700 Well, i would think twice before marrying him 'cause he's a pig. 566 00:26:38,700 --> 00:26:40,500 Wait. Hey, hey. Back off of her, okay? 567 00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:42,300 I don't need you to defend me. 568 00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:44,300 It wasn't even her who called you. 569 00:26:44,300 --> 00:26:45,200 It was me. 570 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,100 - Jenny? - So she's the one with the tongue? 571 00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:49,300 Tongue? 572 00:26:49,300 --> 00:26:50,300 Tongue-- What are you even doing here? 573 00:26:50,300 --> 00:26:51,300 You're supposed to be at a sleepover. 574 00:26:51,300 --> 00:26:53,000 You made out with a girl from a ???? 575 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,500 You made out with him? Wait, i made out with her. 576 00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:58,600 It was a dare. 577 00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:00,300 A dare? What are you, children? 578 00:27:00,300 --> 00:27:01,900 Yeah, pretty much. She's 14?! 579 00:27:01,900 --> 00:27:02,800 - 14?! - 14?! 580 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:04,700 Jesus. No, i swear i had no idea, baby. 581 00:27:04,700 --> 00:27:06,600 I mean, look at her. I mean, she's jailbait. 582 00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:07,400 What--What's that? 583 00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:08,900 Dan, stay out of it, okay? 584 00:27:08,900 --> 00:27:10,600 You're just causing more problems than you're solving. 585 00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:12,700 The only thing is the cocktail napkin you're wearing. 586 00:27:12,700 --> 00:27:14,100 You got it. That's what i'm talking about. 587 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:15,300 You're not talking about anything. 588 00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:16,300 Dan! Hey! 589 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,400 All right, all you out before i call the cops. 590 00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:20,400 All right, all right. 591 00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:21,400 Hey, serena. 592 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:22,700 See? I told you everything was okay. 593 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:23,800 Let's go, come on. 594 00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:24,600 Eric, come on. 595 00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:25,500 Spotted-- 596 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:27,900 Big brother to the not-Quite rescue. 597 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:32,500 Too bad no one told him you can't save a damsel if she loves her distress. 598 00:27:37,100 --> 00:27:38,200 What's wrong with the sauce? 599 00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:40,900 Mm, oh, nothing, i'm just so happy to have a home-Cooked meal. 600 00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:43,400 - It just needs a little salt. - What? It's perfect. 601 00:27:43,900 --> 00:27:45,400 No, just a--Just a pinch. 602 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:48,300 You haven't changed a bit. You always have to be in control. 603 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,200 Well, i don't remember you complaining. 604 00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:55,900 Well, i wasn't allowed to. It was one of your rules. 605 00:27:56,100 --> 00:27:58,400 Yeah, well, i may hold the reins a little tight, 606 00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:01,400 But life is complicated, especially once you have kids. 607 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,700 You know, when they're little, you're their whole world. 608 00:28:04,700 --> 00:28:07,400 And then one day, the wall goes up, 609 00:28:08,300 --> 00:28:10,400 And you're on one side, and they're on the other. 610 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:12,300 Well, they don't like to admit it, 611 00:28:12,300 --> 00:28:15,200 - But they want us to break through. - Yeah, well, maybe serena, 612 00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:17,300 But eric-- I don't know what he wants. 613 00:28:17,300 --> 00:28:20,200 You're off concerning about a 14-Year-Old boy breaking curfew. 614 00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:23,000 Well, it's not my curfew he's breaking. 615 00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:25,600 He's been staying at the ostroff center. 616 00:28:26,100 --> 00:28:28,300 - Ostroff center? - Mm-Hmm. Yeah. 617 00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:30,400 Is it drugs? Drinking? 618 00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:32,500 Um, no, he's not a bad kid. 619 00:28:32,500 --> 00:28:34,500 He's just--Just, um, 620 00:28:34,500 --> 00:28:35,600 A lonely one. 621 00:28:35,700 --> 00:28:37,100 It's depression? 622 00:28:37,700 --> 00:28:38,600 Is it bad? 623 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,700 Bad enough to try to kill himself. 624 00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:49,100 I'm sorry. 625 00:28:49,100 --> 00:28:50,200 No, i don't know why. 626 00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:53,500 I don't know what i did or i didn't do, but... 627 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,700 I just don't know what to do to-- 628 00:28:56,700 --> 00:28:58,600 To make sure it doesn't happen again. 629 00:28:59,300 --> 00:29:01,000 All you can do is be there for them. 630 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,900 Oh, i hope that's dan or serena. 631 00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:06,300 Hello? 632 00:29:06,700 --> 00:29:08,300 Hey, great. 633 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,100 Uh, yeah. 634 00:29:11,700 --> 00:29:13,900 Actually, i can tell her. His mother's here with me. 635 00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:16,400 It's a long story. 636 00:29:17,500 --> 00:29:18,500 Sounds good. Take care. 637 00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:21,400 So he's with dan and serena, 638 00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:22,700 And everyone's fine. 639 00:29:23,900 --> 00:29:25,200 All right, i should go meet them. 640 00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:26,200 I'll wrap this up. 641 00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,200 No. You know what? This isn't gonna travel well. 642 00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:31,900 Why don't i just stay here and i can eat it quickly? 643 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,600 It would be a shame to let it go to waste. 644 00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:38,500 What were you thinking? 645 00:29:38,500 --> 00:29:39,400 He was bored. 646 00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:41,300 He wanted to get out and have some fun. 647 00:29:41,300 --> 00:29:42,600 So you took him to a bar? 648 00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:44,200 He didn't do anything wrong. 649 00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:45,200 I thought you'd be happy. 650 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:48,400 Well, i'm not, okay? I-I can't believe that you did this. 651 00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:50,100 Hey, i wasn't kidnapped, serena. 652 00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:52,000 I left of my own free will. 653 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,800 Blair was trying to do me a favor. 654 00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:54,600 Told you. 655 00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:56,800 Well, it's no favor, eric. You're in a lot of trouble. 656 00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:57,700 Yeah, i know, 657 00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:00,400 And you know what? It was worth it... 658 00:30:01,100 --> 00:30:02,100 To be out after dark 659 00:30:02,100 --> 00:30:03,900 And to talk to someone who isn't just you or mom, 660 00:30:03,900 --> 00:30:05,000 Even if it is blair. 661 00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:06,400 No offense. 662 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:07,600 None taken. 663 00:30:07,900 --> 00:30:10,900 Well, i'm sorry this was the only way. 664 00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:14,000 We'll work on mom, okay? 665 00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:15,900 Thanks. 666 00:30:15,900 --> 00:30:17,200 And since she knows you're okay, 667 00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:20,000 I guess there's no real reason to rush. 668 00:30:20,100 --> 00:30:21,300 How about we walk? 669 00:30:21,500 --> 00:30:22,900 Oh, call me. 670 00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:24,600 Yeah, i will. 671 00:30:24,900 --> 00:30:26,200 I was talking to eric. 672 00:30:27,300 --> 00:30:29,700 What is wrong with you? This is not who you are. 673 00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:31,700 And who are you right now? Dad? 674 00:30:31,700 --> 00:30:32,800 Uh, we are not doing this right now. 675 00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:34,100 We can do this at home. Let's go. 676 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,700 Except i'm not going home. I'm going with my friends. 677 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,100 Coming, jenny? 678 00:30:39,900 --> 00:30:41,200 Yeah. One second. 679 00:30:42,500 --> 00:30:44,700 Look, all right, i'm sorry that things got out of hand tonight. 680 00:30:44,900 --> 00:30:45,900 To say the least. 681 00:30:45,900 --> 00:30:47,800 I know who blair and those girls are, 682 00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:50,700 But i know who i am, 683 00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:53,100 And i'm not gonna forget that just 'cause i hang out with them. 684 00:30:53,100 --> 00:30:54,900 Come on! We're leaving! 685 00:30:55,100 --> 00:30:56,500 I'm coming! 686 00:30:59,300 --> 00:31:01,200 Just let me go. Please? 687 00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:03,500 I mean, look, i'll be tucked in bed in a half-Hour. 688 00:31:03,500 --> 00:31:04,800 I promise. 689 00:31:08,500 --> 00:31:10,200 Uh, all right, all right, all right. Yeah, go ahead. 690 00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:11,400 Thank you. 691 00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:15,000 Hey. 692 00:31:15,300 --> 00:31:17,600 I, uh, i gotta take him back to the center. 693 00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:19,600 So we should probably just call it a night. 694 00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:21,400 What? No, no, no, no, no. I'll go with you. 695 00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:22,800 No, it's okay. You don't have to. 696 00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:24,200 I want to. 697 00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:26,500 Come on. Let's go. 698 00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:34,300 This just in--"Truth or dare" has gone into overtime. 699 00:31:34,500 --> 00:31:36,000 Looks like no one told little j. 700 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,500 That you don't beat a waldorf at her own game. 701 00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:40,600 You want me to steal the jacket from the mannequin? 702 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,000 That's right. 703 00:31:42,100 --> 00:31:43,400 Blair, it's your mom's store. 704 00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:45,800 I mean, you could have anything you want. 705 00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:47,000 So can you... 706 00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:48,800 Unless you don't want to, 707 00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:50,200 Which is totally understandable, 708 00:31:50,500 --> 00:31:51,900 And i wouldn't judge you for that. 709 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:53,100 I don't get it. 710 00:31:53,300 --> 00:31:54,500 Then you don't have to do it. 711 00:31:54,900 --> 00:31:56,800 It's just a shame, 'cause you've come so far. 712 00:32:00,900 --> 00:32:02,200 The jacket? 713 00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:03,900 Just the jacket. 714 00:32:09,300 --> 00:32:10,300 Oh, god. 715 00:32:21,700 --> 00:32:26,000 Five, four, three, 716 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,300 Two, one. 717 00:32:28,300 --> 00:32:29,600 Okay, come on, run. 718 00:32:36,300 --> 00:32:39,000 Guys! Come back! Let me out! 719 00:32:50,300 --> 00:32:53,500 Are you still the same guy you were when i took this photo? 720 00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:56,700 What? You took that photo? You weren't even at that show. 721 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:58,200 Oh, excuse me. 722 00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:01,200 If i remember, the first song was about me, 723 00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:03,300 The second one was about ... 724 00:33:03,300 --> 00:33:04,900 Your motorcycle 725 00:33:05,300 --> 00:33:08,300 And then there was the one about that surf town. What was it? 726 00:33:08,300 --> 00:33:10,500 Sayulita. 727 00:33:11,300 --> 00:33:12,200 Fishermen's town. 728 00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:14,500 Was that the one with the villa where we... 729 00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:18,300 Yes, indeed, it was. 730 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,300 God, i must have taken eight rolls of film that night. 731 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:24,000 Wh--Why did you give up photography anyway? 732 00:33:24,100 --> 00:33:25,500 You loved it so much. 733 00:33:26,700 --> 00:33:28,600 Well, i guess i figured, um, 734 00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:30,700 Social climbing would be more fulfilling. 735 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,600 I even remember the black dress i wore that night. 736 00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:36,100 - Really? - Yeah. 737 00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:38,900 You know, i think it may have actually been blue. 738 00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:41,700 I thought you said you didn't remember me being there. 739 00:33:44,700 --> 00:33:47,200 Uh, can you grab that, lil? And if it's my son 740 00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:48,500 Be nice to him. 741 00:33:50,500 --> 00:33:52,600 Hello, humphrey residence. 742 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:55,600 Hi, alison. 743 00:33:56,500 --> 00:33:58,600 Yeah, it's, um, lily. 744 00:34:00,500 --> 00:34:02,200 Yeah. H-Hold on. Just... 745 00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:04,400 Alison? 746 00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:12,800 Looks like you're gonna have some explaining to do. 747 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:15,600 Trust me, i don't owe alison any explanation right now. 748 00:34:15,900 --> 00:34:17,800 You know what? I've overstayed my welcome. 749 00:34:17,900 --> 00:34:18,700 Okay. 750 00:34:20,100 --> 00:34:22,000 I hope everything turns out all right. 751 00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:23,500 Yeah, me, too. 752 00:34:23,700 --> 00:34:25,100 Thanks for babysitting me, 753 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,200 And thank you for being such a good friend. 754 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:30,400 Yeah. 755 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,800 It was almost fun. 756 00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:41,700 Good night, rufus. 757 00:34:44,900 --> 00:34:47,800 I'm gonna need you to show me some form of identification, miss. 758 00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:48,900 I'm only 14. 759 00:34:49,700 --> 00:34:50,900 I don't have any. 760 00:34:50,900 --> 00:34:52,300 What are you doing out at this hour? 761 00:34:53,900 --> 00:34:55,700 - I, um... - What's your name? 762 00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:01,200 My name is blair waldorf. 763 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:02,600 This is my mother's shop. 764 00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:03,800 Her name is eleanor. 765 00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:05,700 I left my jacket here earlier, 766 00:35:05,700 --> 00:35:08,400 I mean--Which irritates my mother to no end. 767 00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:10,300 And i completely forgot about the alarm. 768 00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:13,300 All right, what's your home phone number so we can call her? 769 00:35:13,300 --> 00:35:16,700 Oh, she's not home. I mean, she's in paris until thursday. 770 00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:18,600 It's six hours ahead if you want to call. 771 00:35:19,300 --> 00:35:21,300 She's gonna be so angry. 772 00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:24,500 Well, look, we can't just let you go without confirming your story. 773 00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:26,400 I have my own set of keys. 774 00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:29,400 You can watch me lock up. 775 00:35:35,900 --> 00:35:38,100 Well, i can see why your brother would want to leave. 776 00:35:38,100 --> 00:35:40,700 That place is, uh, is very depressing. 777 00:35:40,900 --> 00:35:43,500 And yet, it's designed to treat depression. 778 00:35:44,100 --> 00:35:46,200 He's a good kid--Eric. He is. 779 00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:47,300 Yeah. 780 00:35:47,300 --> 00:35:48,900 Jenny's not so bad either. 781 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:49,900 Yeah? 782 00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:52,200 - Yeah. - Yeah, i-I-I know. I know. 783 00:35:53,100 --> 00:35:54,800 I just worry about her sometimes. 784 00:35:55,100 --> 00:35:56,900 Well, worry looks cute on you. 785 00:35:57,900 --> 00:35:59,400 Look, i've seen jenny in action, 786 00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:00,400 And my hunch is 787 00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:03,100 She doesn't let herself get pushed in anything she doesn't want to do. 788 00:36:03,100 --> 00:36:05,200 No, i-I know. I know. It's just... 789 00:36:06,300 --> 00:36:08,600 She's never mentioned that her idea of a great friday night 790 00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:10,300 Consists of painting her face full of makeup, 791 00:36:10,300 --> 00:36:14,100 And stumbling out to a hip bar in high heels 792 00:36:14,100 --> 00:36:16,100 And hanging out with a bunch of drunk wall streeters 793 00:36:16,100 --> 00:36:17,700 Who don't even care if she has a name. 794 00:36:17,700 --> 00:36:20,000 Well, maybe that wasn't her idea for a great friday night. 795 00:36:20,900 --> 00:36:21,700 What do you mean? 796 00:36:21,700 --> 00:36:24,700 It's okay for her to want to be friends with the people she goes to school with. 797 00:36:24,900 --> 00:36:25,500 Why? 798 00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:26,600 I'm not. 799 00:36:28,300 --> 00:36:30,200 And if you made half the effort she did, 800 00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,200 Maybe we would've met a long time ago. 801 00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:34,200 That's true. 802 00:36:35,300 --> 00:36:37,700 Then so maybe you would've kissed me already. 803 00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:42,200 No five-Star restaurants. 804 00:36:42,900 --> 00:36:44,100 No town car. 805 00:36:44,300 --> 00:36:47,200 No smoky pool hall or bad '80s music. 806 00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:49,000 Looks like we finally found common ground. 807 00:37:27,900 --> 00:37:29,000 Hey, mom. 808 00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:30,500 Sorry about tonight. 809 00:37:30,500 --> 00:37:32,300 No, we'll talk about it in the morning, 810 00:37:32,900 --> 00:37:35,700 After you've had a good night's sleep in your own bed. 811 00:37:38,500 --> 00:37:39,500 I'm going home? 812 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,300 I'm not sure exactly how this is gonna work, you know. 813 00:37:43,300 --> 00:37:44,400 Hey, i'm not worried. 814 00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:48,300 It's a good thing i didn't unpack. 815 00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:12,600 Catch. 816 00:38:14,700 --> 00:38:15,700 Jenny? 817 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,700 Looks like you came to play after all. 818 00:38:21,900 --> 00:38:23,700 You know which trundle bed is yours. 819 00:38:24,100 --> 00:38:25,700 Sleep tight. You've earned it. 820 00:38:25,700 --> 00:38:28,100 Actually, i'm going home, 821 00:38:28,300 --> 00:38:29,000 But, uh, 822 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,200 Thanks for inviting me. It was a blast. 823 00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:32,700 What do you mean you're going home? 824 00:38:32,900 --> 00:38:34,400 Nobody ever leaves a sleepover. 825 00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:36,700 Well, i guess there's firsts for everything. 826 00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:38,600 Oh, and i'm keeping the jacket, 827 00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:40,600 If that's okay with you. 828 00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:44,300 Monday? 829 00:38:44,900 --> 00:38:46,200 Lunch on the steps? 830 00:38:49,300 --> 00:38:50,900 Done and done. 831 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:58,700 Word is jenny humphrey killed at blair waldorf's sleepover. 832 00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:04,900 It was a debut the likes of which haven't been seen since blair herself. 833 00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:08,200 If blair's gotta watch her back, 834 00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:10,500 Serena's needs to keep an eye on her heart. 835 00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:13,900 We hear it may have been stolen by lonely boy. 836 00:39:14,100 --> 00:39:15,800 Putting out an a.P.B, 837 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:17,100 Gossip girl.