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Your One And Only Source
Into The Scandalous Lives
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Of Manhattan's Elite. I Remember
The First Time I Ever Saw Him.
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I Knew. He's The One I Wanna Marry.
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I Think You Dropped
This At The Ball.
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I Hate Secrets More Than Anything.
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You're Dismissed, Jenny... For Good.
Something About Uh, Uh, Mom And A Neighbor?
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Yeah, It's... Complicated. Mom's Having
An Affair. It's Easy For Me To Say It.
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Mom, It's Time For
You To Come Home.
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I Was With My Friend Vanessa.
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We're Very Close, And She
Moved Away To Vermont Last Year,
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And Now She's Back.
You Said You Love Me.
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Dan, Hungry?
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Hello. Hi.
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Hi. Nathaniel, I'm Shocked.
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I Thought You Were Strictly An
Herbal Man. The Drugs Were Dad's.
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I Mean, I Guess He Thought
It Would Be Easier On Everyone
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If I Took The Hit. I Have To Say,
Every Time I Look At Anne's Finger
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And See Blair's Future
Engagement Ring... Ah.
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I Can Hardly Contain My Joy. It Seems
Your Father Is Facing Some Other Charges.
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For What? Embezzlement And Fraud.
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You Should Deal With Your Father.
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He Needs You. I
Don't. Where's Nate?
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I Think We Just Broke Up. What?
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I Don't Wanna Talk About
It. I Just Want To Escape.
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That's What This
Place Is For, Right?
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And Who Am I?
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That's A Secret I'll Never Tell.
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You Know You Love Me.
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X.O.X.O., Gossip Girl.
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According To The Catholic Church,
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Mortal Sin Can Only Be Absolved
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Through The Sacred
Act Of Confession,
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But It Looks Like A
Certain W.A.S.P. Princess
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Has Recently Found Herself
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Desperately In Need Of
A Little Unburdening.
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And Who Is The Man
Upstairs To Discriminate?
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Forgive Me, Father,
For I Have Sinned.
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It's Been...
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A While Since My Last Confession.
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What Troubles You, My Child?
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After Being Broken
Up With My Boyfriend
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For Exactly 20 Minutes, I...
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Succumbed To Inebriation,
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Performed At A Speakeasy
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And Surrendered My Virtue
To A Self-Absorbed Ass.
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The Only Good News Is
That He's A Total Pig
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Who Will Act Like It Never
Happened. Thank God. Ahem.
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Sorry. Truthfully, I'm Not
Even Catholic. You Don't Say.
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But Losing My
Virginity To Chuck Bass?
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None Of My Friends
Will Ever Understand.
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I'm Ready For My Punishment.
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Whatever You And
God Think Is Fair-
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Flogging, Fasting,
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Putting That Thing With
The Teeth Around My Thigh,
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Like Silas.
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How About Some Food
For Thought Instead?
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Don't Drink.
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Keep Your Clothes On.
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Try Avoiding Those Who
Might Cause You To Stray.
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Oh, I Plan To.
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Thank You, Father. It
Was Very Good Advice.
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You Don't Grant
Birthday Wishes, Do You?
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I'm A Priest, Not A Genie.
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Well, The Next Time
You Talk To Him,
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Would You Ask Him To Send
My Boyfriend Back To Me?
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Mm. I Gotta Say...
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No Need To Say Anything.
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God, I Hate People In Love.
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Wow.
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Awkward.
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Vanessa?
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Serena. Dan.
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No, No, No, No, No,
No. Vanessa's Here.
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Ah. Lovebirds Ready To Order?
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Oh, I'll Take 'Em. Hi.
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Hi. So, Uh, You-You Work Here Now?
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I Did Mention That, But
You've Been Distracted.
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Vanessa. Hi. Nice To See You.
This Time You're Seeing Less Of Me.
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Sorry About That. Walking In
When You Were, You Know... Yeah.
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So You Guys Are Up Early.
What'd You Do Last Night?
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Oh, My God. I Totally
Didn't Mean To Pry.
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You're Not Prying. Why Would
You Think You're Prying?
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No Reason. Did You Tell Her?
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What? No. What's To
Tell? I Know Nothing,
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But If You Guys Did The
Thing I Know Nothing About,
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Then I Would Totally Support
That. Thanks, Vanessa.
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Good To Know In The
Event That Should Happen.
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Oh, Meaning It Didn't Happen? Meaning I Don't
Even Know What We're Talking About Right Now.
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I Know I'm Lost. And
I Should Get Lost.
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First Day. I Have Lots Of Tables.
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Clearly.
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So Vanessa Works Here Now.
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Yeah, We Should Make
This Our Regular Spot.
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Well, This Is The Last
Place I'd Expect To Find You.
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Go Away, Chuck. I've
Been Given Orders
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Practically From God Himself To Avoid You.
Would You Consider Avoiding Me Over Breakfast?
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Sorry, But As Is Tradition
On The Day Before My Birthday,
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I'm Heading To The Jeweler's
To Put Some Pieces On Hold
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For Eleanor And
- Nate? Oh, I Don't Think
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He'll Be Singing "Happy
Birthday" This Year.
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No One Knows That
Nate And I Broke Up,
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And It's Gonna Stay That
Way So I Can Fix This,
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And I Don't Think Your Best Friend
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Would Still Be Your Best Friend If He Knew
- If He Knew How Much I Enjoyed The Removal
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Of A Certain Chastity Belt In The Back Of
This Very Limo? From This Moment Forward,
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The Events Of Last Night
Will Never Be Mentioned Again.
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Is That Clear? Not As Clear As The
Memory Of You Purring In My Ear,
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Which I Have Been Replaying Over
And Over. Well, Erase The Tape,
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Because As Far As I'm
Concerned, It Never Happened.
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I'll See You At Your Party Tonight.
You're Officially Uninvited.
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Never Stopped Me Before.
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Speak Of The Devil,
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And He Doth Appear,
Wearing His Trademark Scarf.
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Careful, B.
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Hell Hath No Fury Like
A Chuck Bass Scorned.
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Hey, Dad.
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Hi, Honey. How Was Hudson?
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Your Mother Must Have Been
Kind Of Surprised To See You.
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Yeah, She Was.
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Hi, Rufus.
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Alison.
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What Are You Doing Here?
Well, I Asked Her To Come.
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You Know, I Thought
You Guys Could... Talk.
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Ahem.
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Or Not.
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Okay, Dad, I Know
It Wasn't My Place
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To Ask Mom To Come Back... Jenny.
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It's Your Life. I Get
That, But It's My Life, Too,
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And It's Dan's, And I Just Felt
That Nothing's Ever Gonna Change
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If Someone Doesn't Do Something.
Jenny! Stop. Breathe. I'm Not Angry.
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You're Not?
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Not At You.
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While You Can't
Get Un-Angry At Mom
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If She's In Hudson,
And You're Here, Dad.
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I Mean, Nothing's Ever Gonna Change
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If You're Not In The Same Room.
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Can't You Just Give It A Chance?
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Not On An Empty Stomach.
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Come. I'll Make Us Breakfast.
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Who Wants Waffles?
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I Mean, You Do Still Like
Waffles, Right, Rufus?
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You Know Me, Al.
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I'm A Loyal Guy. Once I Commit
To Something, I Stick With It.
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Ahem.
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I'll Get The Syrup.
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Hey, Mom. I Just Got
Back From The Jeweler's,
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And I Have To Say
- Have You Seen This?
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Since When Does
Drunk And Disorderly
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Get This Much
Attention? Since Never.
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The Captain Is Being Charged
With Embezzlement And Fraud.
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This Is An Absolute Disaster.
It Must Be Awful For Them.
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I Meant For Me. The Captain
Is Supposed To Represent Me.
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The Contracts Are
About To Be Signed.
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What About My I.P.O., Huh?
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What Is Gonna Happen To My Bendel's
Deal? Nate Looks So Helpless.
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I Have To Call My Attorney.
I-I Have To Put An End
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To This Deal Before
It Goes Any Further.
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I Have To Talk To Nate.
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I Don't Know Why
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Everybody's Making Such
A Big Deal Out Of This.
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It's Just A Misunderstanding.
It'll Be Cleared Up In Time.
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Yes, It Will, At Your
Trial. This Is Real, Howard.
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The Only Reason You're
Not Behind Bars Right Now
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Is Because Your Wife Could Afford Your Bail.
And I Would've Paid Ten Times That Amount.
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You're Not Going To Jail. And
We're Gonna Do Everything We Can
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To Make Sure That Doesn't Happen,
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But In The Meantime, This Is Not
Something To Be Cavalier About.
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It's Clearly A Setup. Someone's Got A Agenda.
Dad, Would You Just Shut Up And Listen To Him?
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Nate. Look, Sir, What
Exactly Do We Need To Do Here?
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Remain Calm And Give Them
Nothing But A United Front
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As We Fight This. Well,
What About Some Sort Of, Um,
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Some Sort Of Plea?
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A Plea? You Think I'm Guilty?
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Dad, It's Just A Question.
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How Would That Work Exactly?
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It Wouldn't. Nate, I'm
Sure You're Very Tired,
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And This Is A
Conversation For Adults.
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Why Don't You Go Get
Some Rest, Sweetheart?
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Hey, Dad.
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Jenny.
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And-And Mom.
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Hi, Honey.
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Well, Look At This. The
Whole Family's Together...
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Eating Waffles.
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Want One?
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You Bet.
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Just One Question.
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Am I The Only One Who Thinks
This Is Extremely Weird?
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I
- I Mean, Given Everything.
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Dan, Just Forget About It.
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If Dad Can Let It Go, So Can
You. What Do You Mean, Let It Go?
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You Know, The Guy In
Hudson. You Told Her?
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No, Of Course I Didn't Tell
Her. Rufus. I Would Never.
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I Overheard Dan And Dad Talking.
He Heard Us Arguing On The Phone.
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Yeah, If You Want To Keep
Secrets, Maybe We Should All
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Abandon The Loft And Move
To A Place With More Walls.
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It's Always Gogood
To Give Him A While.
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Yeah, No, I Knew-I Knew That.
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I Can't Believe He Told Her
You Guys Were Gonna Do It.
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00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:24,340
Well, I Told You. That's
Different. I'm A Girl.
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Yeah, Well, So Is She. Exactly
My Point. But Even If She Wasn't,
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When You Get A Boyfriend,
You Become The Best Friend,
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And The Best Friend Becomes
The Second Best Friend.
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That's Just How It Has To
Be If It's Ever Gonna Work.
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Hey, You Still Haven't
Told Me How Nate's Doing.
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It's All Over The News.
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00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:42,510
Uh, When I Talked
To Him This Morning,
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I
- I Told Him To Focus On His Family Today.
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00:10:45,050 --> 00:10:48,500
But He's Still Coming To
Your Party, Right? Here.
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00:10:48,660 --> 00:10:51,220
Uh, I Told Him Not
To Worry About It.
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I Mean, Only If He's Up To It.
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You're Such A Good
Girlfriend, B., Really.
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Hey, Um, I'll Just Pick You
Up, And We Can Go Together,
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00:11:03,810 --> 00:11:06,300
But I Really Hope Nate Can Make It.
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00:11:15,100 --> 00:11:18,350
* We'll Walk Around * Nate, Here You
Are. I've Been Looking Everywhere For You.
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I Was Up In Your Room.
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I Was Calling Your
Name For 20 Minutes.
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Hey, Take Your Earphones Out.
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Take Your Earphones Out.
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Nathaniel, I've Been
Calling You For 20 Minutes.
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I'm Sorry. What Is It?
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Blair's Birthday Party
Is Tonight, Isn't It?
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Yeah.
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I Was Thinking Maybe You Should
Give Her Something Special.
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I'm Sure She's Already
Picked Out Something
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At The Jewelry Store
And Put It On Hold.
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Something More Special Than That.
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Mom, That's A Family Heirloom.
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I'm Not Giving It To Blair.
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It's An Engagement Ring.
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I'm Not Asking You To
Propose, But It's Important
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00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,050
That Blair Knows How Much
You Value Her Loyalty.
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00:12:03,210 --> 00:12:06,290
Her Loyalty Or Her Mother's?
Eleanor's Lawyers May Have Called.
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00:12:06,450 --> 00:12:08,130
What Difference Does It Make?
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00:12:08,300 --> 00:12:09,440
One Day We'll All Be Family,
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00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:13,760
And They Won't Have A Choice In These
Matters. Blair And I Broke Up Last Night.
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00:12:14,830 --> 00:12:17,350
Well, Then Get Back Together.
238
00:12:17,510 --> 00:12:20,750
I Don't Think So. May I Remind
You It Was Your Own Rash Actions
239
00:12:20,900 --> 00:12:22,300
That Got Us Into This Predicament?
240
00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:25,510
We're In This Predicament
Because Dad Has A Drug Problem.
241
00:12:25,660 --> 00:12:28,390
I Was Trying To Help
Him Then Help Him.
242
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:32,440
Your Father's Acting The Way
That He Is Because He's Scared.
243
00:12:32,610 --> 00:12:35,060
He Needs You So Much Right Now,
244
00:12:35,220 --> 00:12:37,300
More Than He Ever Has.
245
00:12:37,460 --> 00:12:39,450
We All Do.
246
00:12:40,550 --> 00:12:42,360
Whoever Thought Monarchy Was Dead
247
00:12:42,510 --> 00:12:45,690
Didn't Realize It
Just Changed Zip Codes.
248
00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:47,150
So What Will It Be, Nate,
249
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:50,950
Blair Waldorf's Hand
Or Your Father's Head?
250
00:13:06,020 --> 00:13:08,090
Hi. Are You Okay?
251
00:13:08,260 --> 00:13:09,520
Uh, I've Been Texting You All Day.
252
00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:12,900
Yeah, I'm-I'm Fine. Thanks.
I, Um, Just Been A Little Busy.
253
00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:16,730
I Just Wanted To Check On
You, See If You Need Anything.
254
00:13:17,150 --> 00:13:18,700
Yeah, I Kinda Do.
255
00:13:18,870 --> 00:13:19,690
Oh?
256
00:13:19,860 --> 00:13:23,310
Um... Blair, Do You
Think We've Been A Little-
257
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,880
A Little Hasty With
The Whole Breakup?
258
00:13:26,790 --> 00:13:28,180
I
- I Don't Know, Nate.
259
00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:31,350
Um, It Was A Pretty
Difficult Decision.
260
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,010
Yeah, Look, I-I
Totally Understand.
261
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:35,690
I'm Sorry. I, Um, I
Shouldn't Have Brought It Up.
262
00:13:35,850 --> 00:13:39,880
Uh, But We Do Have A
Lot Of History Together,
263
00:13:40,050 --> 00:13:41,790
And, Uh, It Was In
The Heat Of The Moment,
264
00:13:41,950 --> 00:13:46,380
But You'd Have To Be Willing
To Really Work For It.
265
00:13:46,820 --> 00:13:48,620
Yeah, Yeah, Of Course.
266
00:13:48,780 --> 00:13:50,930
Listen, We'll Just Take It
Slow And See How It Goes.
267
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,350
And, Um,
268
00:13:52,510 --> 00:13:54,720
I've Got A Birthday
Present For You.
269
00:13:55,390 --> 00:13:57,910
It's, Uh, Something Special.
270
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:02,610
I Can't Wait To
Open It At My Party.
271
00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:04,130
I'll See You There.
272
00:14:04,290 --> 00:14:05,810
I...
273
00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:11,570
Hi. This Is Blair Waldorf.
274
00:14:11,740 --> 00:14:14,060
I Was Wondering If Any Of
The Pieces That I Put On Hold
275
00:14:14,230 --> 00:14:16,230
Were Picked Up Today.
276
00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:19,030
The Diamond Necklace? Really?
277
00:14:19,180 --> 00:14:20,240
Okay.
278
00:14:21,090 --> 00:14:22,590
Thank You.
279
00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:26,300
Thank You!
280
00:14:27,140 --> 00:14:28,210
Thank You.
281
00:14:28,370 --> 00:14:29,770
Thank You.
282
00:14:39,610 --> 00:14:40,980
Hey.
283
00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:45,060
Can We Talk?
284
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,620
Well, That Depends. Are
You-Are You Back For Good?
285
00:14:53,770 --> 00:14:55,530
I Don't Know.
286
00:14:55,670 --> 00:14:58,210
Your Father And I Haven't Really
Had A Chance To Talk, So...
287
00:14:58,370 --> 00:15:00,500
Well, Do You Want To Come Back,
288
00:15:00,770 --> 00:15:03,110
Or Do You Wanna Live In
Hudson With, Uh, Neighbor Guy?
289
00:15:03,260 --> 00:15:05,850
Okay, Look, Dan, I Understand
That You're Mad, All Right?
290
00:15:06,010 --> 00:15:07,640
And I'm Not Gonna
Defend What I Did.
291
00:15:07,810 --> 00:15:10,360
No, You-You Don't Get It, Do You?
292
00:15:10,530 --> 00:15:13,390
You Think I'm Only
Mad About The Cheating?
293
00:15:14,370 --> 00:15:16,320
Okay. What Else?
294
00:15:17,590 --> 00:15:18,180
Maybe That You Promised
295
00:15:18,330 --> 00:15:19,550
You Would Be Home
By The End Of Summer,
296
00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:21,340
And Then You Weren't.
297
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:23,250
Maybe The Fact That
You Left At All.
298
00:15:23,410 --> 00:15:25,540
I Asked If You Were Okay With
Me Going Away, And I'd Hoped
299
00:15:25,670 --> 00:15:28,670
That If There Was A Problem,
You Would Say Something.
300
00:15:28,810 --> 00:15:31,790
Like What? "Your Daughter's
A Freshman At A School
301
00:15:31,940 --> 00:15:34,960
"Populated By Mean
Girls And Date Rapists?
302
00:15:35,110 --> 00:15:36,670
I Think She Needs Her Mom. "
303
00:15:36,830 --> 00:15:40,590
Or Maybe "My Father Is
Madly In Love With You
304
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:42,730
And Will Probably
Never Get Over This"?
305
00:15:47,850 --> 00:15:50,270
Why Should I Have To Tell You This?
306
00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:55,620
Where Are You Going?
307
00:15:55,790 --> 00:15:57,910
Out. I'll Call Later.
308
00:15:59,940 --> 00:16:02,490
Well, That Went Well.
309
00:16:03,020 --> 00:16:04,090
You Know, I Was Thinking
Of Going Out Also.
310
00:16:04,260 --> 00:16:05,980
There's Something I Kinda Need To
Do. Oh, Yeah. You Need Some Help?
311
00:16:06,150 --> 00:16:09,230
Can I Help You? No,
I'm Good. Thanks.
312
00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:19,800
Come On, Man.
313
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:22,850
I Can Hear You Breathing On
The Other Side Of The Door.
314
00:16:23,270 --> 00:16:25,540
Is She Anybody You Can Get Rid Of?
315
00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:28,950
I Just Really Need To
Talk To You, Man. Please.
316
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,660
Nathaniel.
317
00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:34,080
Where's The Girl?
318
00:16:34,230 --> 00:16:36,700
In My Dreams. I Was Trying
To Get Some Shut-Eye.
319
00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:38,460
What's On Your Mind? It's My Mom.
320
00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:40,730
Sounds Freudian.
321
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,250
She Wants Me To
Give Blair Her Ring.
322
00:16:44,410 --> 00:16:46,660
What? You Guys Broke Up.
323
00:16:46,830 --> 00:16:50,640
Yeah, I Know. I Mean,
Uh, Wait. How Do You Know?
324
00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:52,270
Predictably, Your Ex
325
00:16:52,430 --> 00:16:54,830
Ran The Old, Uh,
Grill-The-Best-Friend Play.
326
00:16:54,990 --> 00:16:57,950
Tried To Find Out
Where Your Head Was At.
327
00:16:58,110 --> 00:17:02,410
So, Uh, Where, Uh,
Where Is Your Head?
328
00:17:03,130 --> 00:17:04,720
Spinning.
329
00:17:04,990 --> 00:17:06,590
I Mean, My Mom Wants Me
To Get Back With Blair
330
00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:09,710
So Eleanor Doesn't Pull
Out Of Their Business Deal.
331
00:17:11,130 --> 00:17:14,550
It's All Because Of My Dad's
Whole Trial Thing, You Know?
332
00:17:14,710 --> 00:17:16,780
Yeah. I'm Sorry About All That,
333
00:17:17,140 --> 00:17:19,810
But Look, If You're
Done With Blair, Be Done.
334
00:17:19,980 --> 00:17:21,340
Don't Cave To Your Parents' Wishes
335
00:17:21,510 --> 00:17:22,900
If They're Not Your Desires.
336
00:17:23,060 --> 00:17:24,890
Excuse Me? Where's My Boy?
337
00:17:25,060 --> 00:17:27,990
"Seal The Deal. Tap That Ass.
Money Marries Bigger Money"?
338
00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:29,740
Look, I Care About
Three Things, Nathaniel-
339
00:17:29,900 --> 00:17:33,340
Money, The Pleasures
Money Brings Me And You.
340
00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:35,950
I'm Just Trying To
Have Your Back Here.
341
00:17:36,130 --> 00:17:37,480
Your Parents Have Been
Controlling You Your Whole Life.
342
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:40,310
If It Doesn't End
Now, When Will It Ever?
343
00:18:03,910 --> 00:18:05,630
Oh, My God.
344
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:07,950
Hey, Guys!
345
00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:11,350
Hey, Serena! Blair! Happy
Birthday! Happy Birthday!
346
00:18:12,030 --> 00:18:14,540
Oh, My God, Kati. Your
Brother's Place Looks Fabulous.
347
00:18:14,730 --> 00:18:18,390
Yeah, I Know, Right? I Know. It's
Incredible. Come On, Guys. Let's Check It Out.
348
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:25,360
Hai. Douzo.
349
00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:27,500
Arigatou Gozaimasu.
Douitashimashite.
350
00:18:27,670 --> 00:18:30,370
Thank You. Hey. So Where's Nate?
351
00:18:30,540 --> 00:18:34,350
Um, I'm Sure He'll Be Here Soon.
352
00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:36,690
What About Dan? Oh,
Uh, He Said He's Coming,
353
00:18:36,860 --> 00:18:38,660
But I Haven't Talked To
Him Since This Morning.
354
00:18:38,830 --> 00:18:40,650
Well, You Better Check In On Him.
355
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:42,620
Make Sure The Best Friend
Hasn't Whisked Him Away
356
00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:45,220
To Do Some Friendly
Activity. Oh, Shut Up.
357
00:18:45,690 --> 00:18:48,000
Oh, There's Chuck. I Bet
He Knows Where Nate Is.
358
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,470
I Think Nate Probably Just
Snuck In While We Were Dancing.
359
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:51,890
Chuck.
360
00:18:58,370 --> 00:18:59,290
Well, Thanks For Listening To Me
361
00:18:59,470 --> 00:19:03,160
Complain About My Family All Afternoon.
Oh, Look, I Know It's Hard Right Now...
362
00:19:03,330 --> 00:19:04,720
But Your Family's
One Of The Good Ones,
363
00:19:04,890 --> 00:19:06,610
And Your Parents
Really Love Each Other.
364
00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:07,910
They'll Figure It Out,
365
00:19:08,070 --> 00:19:09,980
And In The Meantime, You've Got Me.
366
00:19:10,490 --> 00:19:14,920
Um, Actually, I Was Gonna
Go Meet Up With Serena.
367
00:19:15,090 --> 00:19:18,340
Oh, Sure. Have Fun.
368
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:22,260
I Will. What Are We Doing?
369
00:19:22,420 --> 00:19:24,740
I Thought You Said We
Weren't Doing Anything.
370
00:19:25,390 --> 00:19:28,850
I Like Serena, And I Like
You, And She Likes Me,
371
00:19:28,990 --> 00:19:31,830
And You Like Me, So How-How
Can You Not Like Each Other?
372
00:19:32,010 --> 00:19:35,340
It's Mathematically Impossible. Who Said
I Didn't Like Her? I Just Don't Know Her.
373
00:19:35,490 --> 00:19:37,270
Yeah, And You're Making A
Real Effort To Change That.
374
00:19:37,420 --> 00:19:39,130
I Mean, Why Spend Five Minutes
375
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:42,260
Trying To Be Nice To Serena,
When I Can Spend Day After Day
376
00:19:42,420 --> 00:19:44,320
Forced To Choose
Between The Two Of You?
377
00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:46,570
Okay, Fine. You Want To
See Me Get My Nice On?
378
00:19:46,740 --> 00:19:52,250
Let's Do It Tonight. Just
You, Me And Serena. Um...
379
00:19:52,660 --> 00:19:55,460
Tonight-Tonight Is Blair
Waldorf's Birthday Party.
380
00:19:55,630 --> 00:19:58,000
Uh, I Think We Might Want
To Start By Dipping A Toe
381
00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:00,880
Rather Than Diving Off Of A Cliff,
382
00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:03,190
Headfirst, Into The
Rocks With The Sharks.
383
00:20:03,340 --> 00:20:06,540
Why? We All Know
How To Swim. Come On.
384
00:20:06,710 --> 00:20:09,550
You Want To Do This, Let's Do It.
385
00:20:15,290 --> 00:20:18,210
Are You Ready For Your Present? Ow!
386
00:20:18,370 --> 00:20:21,850
If You Wanted To Play Rough,
All You Had To Do Was Ask.
387
00:20:22,340 --> 00:20:24,510
Hi. Hi. Hello There.
388
00:20:24,670 --> 00:20:26,690
Happy Birthday To Me.
389
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:29,310
You Nauseate Me.
390
00:20:29,470 --> 00:20:31,740
All This Talk About How
You Have To Be With Nate
391
00:20:31,910 --> 00:20:32,990
Or The World Will End.
392
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:36,070
Face It. It's Over.
393
00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:38,710
You Sound Like A Jealous Boyfriend.
394
00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:41,540
Yeah, Right. You Wish.
395
00:20:46,590 --> 00:20:48,280
No.
396
00:20:48,450 --> 00:20:50,480
You Wish.
397
00:20:50,660 --> 00:20:52,580
Please. You Forget
Who You're Talking To.
398
00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:54,120
So Do You.
399
00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:56,370
Do You...
400
00:20:56,830 --> 00:20:58,700
Like Me?
401
00:20:59,570 --> 00:21:01,170
Define "Like. "
402
00:21:01,330 --> 00:21:02,610
Oh.
403
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:06,410
Uh, You Have Got To Be
Kidding. I Do Not Believe This.
404
00:21:06,570 --> 00:21:08,400
How Do You Think I Feel?
405
00:21:08,550 --> 00:21:10,210
I Haven't Slept. I Feel Sick,
406
00:21:10,380 --> 00:21:14,480
Like There's Something
In My Stomach, Fluttering.
407
00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:16,810
Butterflies?
408
00:21:16,970 --> 00:21:18,970
No, No, No, No, No, No, No.
409
00:21:19,140 --> 00:21:20,180
This Is Not-Not Happening.
410
00:21:20,330 --> 00:21:23,720
Believe Me, No One Is More
Surprised Or Ashamed Than I Am.
411
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:28,310
Chuck, You Know That I
Adore All Of God's Creatures
412
00:21:28,460 --> 00:21:30,070
And The Metaphors
That They Inspire,
413
00:21:30,220 --> 00:21:35,350
But... Those Butterflies
Have Got To Be Murdered.
414
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,860
Fine. It Wasn't That Great Anyway.
415
00:21:42,020 --> 00:21:43,360
Thanks.
416
00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:02,690
Jenny.
417
00:22:02,850 --> 00:22:04,500
Oh. Hi, Nate.
418
00:22:04,670 --> 00:22:08,730
Hey. I Told Blair, And I
Shouldn't Have. I'm Sorry.
419
00:22:08,890 --> 00:22:10,050
Oh, About What
Happened At The Ball?
420
00:22:10,220 --> 00:22:12,700
It's, Uh, It's Not Your Fault.
421
00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:18,090
So... How Have Things
Been Between You Guys?
422
00:22:18,250 --> 00:22:20,160
Uh, Strange,
423
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:22,650
But Again, Not Your Fault.
424
00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:25,100
So You Gonna Go Inside?
425
00:22:25,270 --> 00:22:29,190
I Was Planning On It, But Now
That I'm Here, I'm Not So Sure.
426
00:22:29,350 --> 00:22:30,440
Yeah. Me Neither.
427
00:22:30,590 --> 00:22:32,050
Blair Invited Me Before Our Fight,
428
00:22:32,210 --> 00:22:35,440
And I Was Gonna Run In
And Give Her This Card,
429
00:22:35,580 --> 00:22:38,190
Which Says "I'm Sorry,
" Like, 30 Times.
430
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:41,210
Maybe You Could Just
Deliver It For Me, Though?
431
00:22:41,380 --> 00:22:45,380
Uh, Do You Wanna Go
Take A Walk Or Something?
432
00:22:45,550 --> 00:22:47,170
With You?
433
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,700
Um, What Would Blair Think?
434
00:22:50,850 --> 00:22:52,840
Well, Blair's Up There.
435
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,200
Unless, Of Course, You Wanna Go.
436
00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:56,300
It's Up To You.
437
00:22:57,330 --> 00:22:59,860
A Walk Sounds Good.
438
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,620
Thank You.
439
00:23:07,810 --> 00:23:09,760
Dan, You're Here!
440
00:23:10,190 --> 00:23:13,890
And, Um, And You Brought Vanessa.
441
00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:15,880
Hey. Good To See You.
442
00:23:16,030 --> 00:23:19,480
Um, Kati And Is, You-You Know Dan.
443
00:23:19,650 --> 00:23:23,200
Uh, Blair, This Is, Um,
Dan's Friend Vanessa.
444
00:23:24,030 --> 00:23:26,420
Wow. You Didn't Mention
They Were So Nice.
445
00:23:26,590 --> 00:23:27,600
Now I Get It.
446
00:23:27,770 --> 00:23:30,430
Oh, Sweetie, You Did Not
Tell Me She Looked Like That.
447
00:23:30,580 --> 00:23:32,870
This Is Such A Problem.
448
00:23:35,050 --> 00:23:37,170
Rufus, I'm Sorry.
449
00:23:37,330 --> 00:23:39,290
I Know That You're Upset.
450
00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:40,900
You're Getting That, Huh?
451
00:23:41,060 --> 00:23:43,170
Can You Please Talk To Me? Please?
452
00:23:43,330 --> 00:23:45,140
I Only Have One Question,
And I'm Pretty Sure
453
00:23:45,310 --> 00:23:46,490
I Don't Want To Hear The Answer.
454
00:23:46,660 --> 00:23:50,390
It Happened One Time, And I
Wish It Hadn't, And It's Over.
455
00:23:51,690 --> 00:23:53,740
Then Why Did Our Daughter
Have To Go To Hudson
456
00:23:53,910 --> 00:23:56,430
And Drag You Back Here? Because
When We Spoke On The Phone,
457
00:23:56,580 --> 00:23:57,650
I Didn't Really Get The Impression
458
00:23:57,820 --> 00:23:59,970
That You Wanted To See Me.
459
00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:03,730
I Thought I Should Give You Some Space.
This Family Has Had Way Too Much Space.
460
00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:07,090
You Never Should Have Left. Can We
Not Go Through This Whole Thing Again?
461
00:24:07,250 --> 00:24:08,930
Please. You Know
That I Wasn't Happy.
462
00:24:09,100 --> 00:24:10,190
Yeah. You Happy Now?
463
00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:14,340
In Some Ways, I Am. I Know
You Don't Want To Hear That.
464
00:24:14,500 --> 00:24:17,220
Look, Please Don't Act
Like You Care What I Want.
465
00:24:18,390 --> 00:24:19,950
Rufus.
466
00:24:20,730 --> 00:24:24,480
I Was There For You When You
Were All About Your Music,
467
00:24:24,630 --> 00:24:28,470
When You Were On The
Road For Months At A Time
468
00:24:28,620 --> 00:24:31,080
And Everything That Went With It.
469
00:24:32,010 --> 00:24:35,610
My Whole Adult Life
Has Been About You.
470
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:40,390
And Now I'm The One
That's Screwed Up.
471
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:43,350
I Guess I Was A Late Bloomer.
472
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:48,430
I Just Need You To Care
Enough About Me To Try.
473
00:24:52,900 --> 00:24:55,040
Alison...
474
00:24:57,010 --> 00:24:58,690
I Care.
475
00:25:01,740 --> 00:25:03,690
I Care.
476
00:25:16,260 --> 00:25:17,760
Whoo!
477
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:19,500
Whoo!
478
00:25:19,790 --> 00:25:21,520
Stalk Me Much?
479
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:25,080
What Are You Still
Doing Up Here All Alone?
480
00:25:27,620 --> 00:25:28,660
I Don't Know Where Nate Is,
481
00:25:28,810 --> 00:25:30,140
And He Always Calls Me At Midnight,
482
00:25:30,300 --> 00:25:34,480
When It Turns Into My Birthday.
Well, I Wouldn't Count On It Tonight.
483
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:36,760
Doesn't It Strike You
As, Uh, Just A Little Bit
484
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:39,830
Of Coincidence, The Timing Of
Everything? What Do You Mean?
485
00:25:39,980 --> 00:25:42,930
Well, Nate Suddenly Decides
He Wants To Get Back Together
486
00:25:43,070 --> 00:25:44,990
Just Moments After Your Mother
487
00:25:45,150 --> 00:25:47,580
Puts The Brakes On Her
Deal With The Captain?
488
00:25:47,740 --> 00:25:51,390
So You're Saying That Nate
Is Only Pretending To Like Me,
489
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:55,410
And That He's Actually
Using Me To Get To My Mother?
490
00:25:55,570 --> 00:25:57,290
He Wouldn't Do That.
491
00:25:57,450 --> 00:25:59,370
Yes, He Would.
492
00:25:59,540 --> 00:26:03,880
If It Was To Help His
Family, You Know He Would.
493
00:26:04,030 --> 00:26:05,890
Nate Loves Me.
494
00:26:07,110 --> 00:26:09,260
Whatever He's Doing,
Wherever He Is,
495
00:26:09,420 --> 00:26:12,300
He Will Call At
Midnight. You'll See.
496
00:26:13,530 --> 00:26:15,780
Care To Make A Wager?
497
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:19,070
If He Calls, I'll
Leave You Alone Forever.
498
00:26:19,230 --> 00:26:21,900
If He Doesn't, You
Spend The Night With Me.
499
00:26:22,070 --> 00:26:23,390
I Will Not.
500
00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:25,800
I Thought You Were Sure.
501
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:29,130
You're Gonna Lose.
502
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:30,650
He's Never Missed My Birthday.
503
00:26:30,810 --> 00:26:31,660
Careful, B.
504
00:26:31,830 --> 00:26:34,460
There's No Safe Wager
When You Bet On A Bass.
505
00:26:34,620 --> 00:26:38,600
You Just Might Lose Your
Shirt And Your Pants.
506
00:26:46,790 --> 00:26:50,100
So You Brought Vanessa As
Your Date To Blair's Party?
507
00:26:50,260 --> 00:26:52,130
No, No, You're My Date.
I Just Thought It Might
508
00:26:52,290 --> 00:26:56,120
Be A Good Opportunity For All Three Of Us
To Hang Out. Oh, Yeah, 'Cause It Was So Fun
509
00:26:56,270 --> 00:26:58,880
And Not Remotely Awkward
At Breakfast This Morning.
510
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:01,090
Fine. You're-You're- You're
Right. I Actually Thought
511
00:27:01,250 --> 00:27:03,450
This Would Be A Very Bad
Opportunity For Us To Hang Out,
512
00:27:03,620 --> 00:27:05,000
But I Kind Of Suggested To Vanessa
513
00:27:05,150 --> 00:27:07,410
That She Wasn't Making An
Effort To Get To Know You,
514
00:27:07,570 --> 00:27:09,980
So, Uh, She Decided
To Start Tonight,
515
00:27:10,140 --> 00:27:11,820
But If It's Weird,
I Can Go Talk To Her.
516
00:27:11,970 --> 00:27:14,550
No. No, No, No, Don't Do That.
517
00:27:14,970 --> 00:27:18,950
Look, Tell Me Something
Vanessa Likes Besides You,
518
00:27:19,220 --> 00:27:21,840
And I Will Make An
Effort To Bond. I Promise.
519
00:27:22,010 --> 00:27:23,680
Oh, Thank You.
520
00:27:23,850 --> 00:27:25,920
So What Now?
521
00:27:26,530 --> 00:27:28,700
Ever Play "Guitar Hero"?
522
00:27:30,570 --> 00:27:32,080
Yeah!
523
00:27:33,100 --> 00:27:35,710
Thank You. Thank You.
Oh, She Owned You, Serena.
524
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:36,990
Yeah, You Went Down Almost As Hard
525
00:27:37,170 --> 00:27:41,100
As Britney At The V.M.A.S. Okay,
You Know, You're Good, Vanessa.
526
00:27:41,260 --> 00:27:44,650
I'll Admit It, But I Have
Been Holding Back Until Now.
527
00:27:44,820 --> 00:27:47,970
There's A Little Birdie
That's About To Be Free.
528
00:27:48,005 --> 00:27:48,005
And You're Rockin'.
529
00:28:52,750 --> 00:28:55,560
That's My Girl!
That's It. Right There.
530
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:58,210
Thank You. Thank
You. Who Got On Now?
531
00:28:58,380 --> 00:29:00,850
Not Bad, But Skynyrd
Is Meat And Potatoes,
532
00:29:01,020 --> 00:29:03,160
And I'm Bringing Dessert,
So What Do You Say
533
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:05,240
To A Slice Of "Cherry Pie"?
534
00:29:05,420 --> 00:29:09,840
No Pie. I Say No, I Beg You. Come On.
There's Nothing Like A Little '80s Hair Metal
535
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,390
To Put A Smile On Your Face.
After The Day You've Had?
536
00:29:13,550 --> 00:29:16,020
The-The Day You've Had? What-
What Kind Of Day Have You Had?
537
00:29:16,180 --> 00:29:17,670
You Didn't Tell Her?
538
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:20,480
Uh, No. No, Not Yet. Not Yet.
539
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:23,830
Um, It Was Kind Of An Odd
Day At The Humphrey Loft.
540
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,610
Uh, Actually, Jenny
Brought My Mom Home.
541
00:29:28,510 --> 00:29:30,360
Your Mom's Back?
542
00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:32,360
Yeah.
543
00:29:32,530 --> 00:29:34,640
Excuse Me.
544
00:29:44,070 --> 00:29:46,140
I Can't Believe You Didn't
Tell Me Your Mom Came Home.
545
00:29:46,310 --> 00:29:48,710
I'm Sorry, Really. Uh...
546
00:29:48,870 --> 00:29:51,770
What? You Didn't Think It Was
Important? No, No, Of Course It Is.
547
00:29:52,190 --> 00:29:54,620
Why Bother? You
Already Told Vanessa.
548
00:29:54,770 --> 00:29:58,330
I Tell Vanessa Everything, All
Right? I Have Since I Was 6.
549
00:29:58,490 --> 00:30:00,810
Well, You're Not 6 Anymore, Dan.
550
00:30:02,020 --> 00:30:05,680
I Just-I Was Just Hoping
That I Would Be The Person
551
00:30:05,850 --> 00:30:07,670
That You Would Wanna
Tell These Things To Now.
552
00:30:07,820 --> 00:30:10,280
I Want You To Be That Person, Too.
553
00:30:10,590 --> 00:30:11,720
Really, I Do.
554
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:15,340
This Whole Girlfriend Thing
Is Very New To Me, You Know?
555
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,210
I
- I Just...
556
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:19,110
I Don't Know All The Rules Yet.
557
00:30:19,260 --> 00:30:20,660
Well, Blair Says In A Relationship,
558
00:30:20,830 --> 00:30:25,060
The Best Friend Is
- Serena, You're Really Taking Relationship Advice From Blair?
559
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:28,100
Good Point.
560
00:30:28,260 --> 00:30:32,090
Look, I Just Don't Want To
Have To Compete With Vanessa.
561
00:30:32,250 --> 00:30:34,400
You Know, With
"Guitar Hero, " Okay.
562
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:38,350
I'm Way More Awesome, If
You Didn't Happen To Notice.
563
00:30:40,100 --> 00:30:42,760
But, Um, Not With You.
564
00:30:45,930 --> 00:30:47,930
That's Fair.
565
00:30:48,090 --> 00:30:50,520
All Right, So Tomorrow, You And I
566
00:30:50,690 --> 00:30:52,300
Will Go Somewhere Together,
Just The Two Of Us,
567
00:30:52,460 --> 00:30:55,120
And We Will Talk About My
Family In Excruciating Detail
568
00:30:55,290 --> 00:30:56,980
Until You Are
- You're Just So Bored,
569
00:30:57,130 --> 00:30:58,570
You're Begging For Vanessa
To Take Over, All Right?
570
00:30:58,740 --> 00:30:59,470
How's That Sound?
571
00:30:59,620 --> 00:31:01,100
Perfect.
572
00:31:02,170 --> 00:31:03,210
All Right.
573
00:31:06,870 --> 00:31:09,120
Come On. It's Almost Midnight.
574
00:31:09,270 --> 00:31:10,900
What Happens At Midnight?
575
00:31:12,030 --> 00:31:13,860
I Heard About Your Dad.
576
00:31:14,460 --> 00:31:16,270
I'm Sorry.
577
00:31:17,060 --> 00:31:18,050
Well, If It Makes
You Feel Any Better,
578
00:31:18,210 --> 00:31:21,070
My Family's Not Doing That
Great Right Now Either.
579
00:31:21,550 --> 00:31:23,820
You Know, I Actually Didn't
Want To Come To Blair's Party
580
00:31:23,970 --> 00:31:26,350
As Much As I Just Wanted
To Get Out Of My House.
581
00:31:26,500 --> 00:31:28,340
Yeah, I Know The Feeling.
582
00:31:29,820 --> 00:31:31,980
Blair's Birthday Present.
583
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:36,980
Your Mother's Ring.
584
00:31:37,610 --> 00:31:39,770
Blair Told Me About It.
585
00:31:39,930 --> 00:31:41,430
Wow. It's Beautiful.
586
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:44,150
I'm, Uh, Supposed To
Give It To Blair Tonight.
587
00:31:44,310 --> 00:31:46,400
I'm Guessing That Wasn't Your Idea.
588
00:31:49,260 --> 00:31:51,510
Blair And I Broke Up,
589
00:31:51,890 --> 00:31:54,400
And I Know It Was
The Right Thing To Do.
590
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:57,150
I Mean, We Just Shouldn't Be
Together Right Now, You Know?
591
00:31:57,290 --> 00:31:58,850
Sounds Like You're
Pretty Sure Of That.
592
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,300
I Am, And As Much As I
Wanna Do The Right Thing
593
00:32:01,460 --> 00:32:05,150
And Help Out My Parents,
It's Just-It's Not Fair.
594
00:32:05,310 --> 00:32:06,890
I Mean, To Me Or To Blair.
595
00:32:07,060 --> 00:32:11,020
I Just Think That If I Do This Now,
596
00:32:11,190 --> 00:32:13,310
When Does It Ever Stop?
597
00:32:13,470 --> 00:32:16,130
It'll Only Stop When You Stop It.
598
00:32:28,730 --> 00:32:32,190
12:01. I'm Sorry.
599
00:32:32,350 --> 00:32:34,750
No, You're Smarmy.
There's A Difference.
600
00:32:34,890 --> 00:32:36,940
If You're Coming To
Collect, You Can Forget It.
601
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:38,350
Turn Around.
602
00:32:38,510 --> 00:32:41,040
You Get Grosser By The Second.
603
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,230
You Get Older. Look.
604
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,570
Happy Birthday!
605
00:32:46,140 --> 00:32:47,670
Blair, Blow Out
Your Candles. I Know.
606
00:32:47,820 --> 00:32:49,580
Make A Wish, Blair.
607
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:53,970
It Already Didn't Come True.
608
00:32:54,970 --> 00:32:57,120
Happy Birthday To Who?
609
00:32:57,290 --> 00:32:58,550
Forget Cake And Ice Cream.
610
00:32:58,710 --> 00:33:01,660
I'm Saving Room For Just Desserts.
611
00:33:03,820 --> 00:33:07,230
Looks Like Chuck's
Wish Might Come True.
612
00:33:08,950 --> 00:33:10,220
Hey.
613
00:33:10,950 --> 00:33:12,540
So I Don't Know How It Was Possible
614
00:33:12,700 --> 00:33:13,560
Given How The Day Started,
615
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:17,450
But, Um, I Actually Had
Kind Of A Good Night.
616
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,990
Your Parents Won't Be Mad You're
Coming Home So Late, Right?
617
00:33:20,180 --> 00:33:21,290
Oh, No, They Think
I'm With A Friend.
618
00:33:21,450 --> 00:33:24,920
Huh. Well, They Think Right.
619
00:33:29,540 --> 00:33:30,970
I Had Fun.
620
00:33:31,110 --> 00:33:34,270
Me, Too. You Have A Good Night.
621
00:33:34,410 --> 00:33:37,660
Spotted-Nate Archibald
Depositing A Mystery Girl
622
00:33:37,810 --> 00:33:40,350
In A Taxi After Midnight.
623
00:33:40,500 --> 00:33:42,470
All We Know About Her For Sure?
624
00:33:42,620 --> 00:33:45,500
She's Not Blair Waldorf.
625
00:33:57,270 --> 00:33:58,410
Did You Guys See This? I Can't Believe
Gossip Girl Would Do This To Her
626
00:33:58,590 --> 00:34:00,550
On Her Birthday. You Know
What? Maybe She's Wrong.
627
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:06,820
It Wouldn't Be The First
Time. Blair, Hey, I'm So Sorry.
628
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:10,270
I Never Would've Thought That This Would
Happen. I Hope The Slut Gave Him Herpes.
629
00:34:10,430 --> 00:34:12,170
Cheater Totally Deserves Herpes.
630
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:14,040
He Isn't Cheating.
631
00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:17,700
We Broke Up, Okay?
632
00:34:18,220 --> 00:34:19,770
He Was Gonna Get
Back Together With Me,
633
00:34:19,930 --> 00:34:22,450
But Only So My Mom
Would Help His Dad.
634
00:34:22,610 --> 00:34:24,980
You Satisfied?
635
00:34:26,110 --> 00:34:27,410
Blair.
636
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:36,960
Blair, Stop, Okay? Talk To Me.
637
00:34:37,610 --> 00:34:39,400
We Ended It.
638
00:34:40,130 --> 00:34:44,000
I Wanted To Tell You, But-But
Part Of Me Thought That
639
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:47,090
If I Didn't Say It Out Loud,
Then It Wouldn't Be True.
640
00:34:47,250 --> 00:34:49,400
Shh. Shh.
641
00:34:50,810 --> 00:34:54,310
It Was My Birthday Wish
For Us To Get Back Together.
642
00:34:55,150 --> 00:34:57,350
Now I Think It's Really Over.
643
00:34:57,540 --> 00:34:59,700
Oh, Blair, Shh.
644
00:34:59,870 --> 00:35:03,010
Is It Okay If I Just Wanna
Be Alone For A Second?
645
00:35:07,020 --> 00:35:09,240
Nate, Hey. What Are
You Doing Home So Early?
646
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:12,440
It's After Midnight. We Just
Thought You'd Be With Blair.
647
00:35:12,590 --> 00:35:16,460
How Did She Like Her Gift? I
Didn't Make It To The Party Tonight.
648
00:35:17,420 --> 00:35:20,150
Well, Her Actual Birthday Is Today.
649
00:35:20,300 --> 00:35:22,550
You Can Call Her In The
Morning, Maybe Take Her To Lunch.
650
00:35:22,710 --> 00:35:24,900
It's A Good Plan. Really
More Special This Way.
651
00:35:25,050 --> 00:35:27,130
Dad, I Know You Think
Blair Will Help Save You,
652
00:35:27,290 --> 00:35:29,370
But I'm Not Doing This.
653
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:31,870
It's Over.
654
00:35:32,030 --> 00:35:33,010
Nate.
655
00:35:34,990 --> 00:35:36,010
There's Nothing In This World
656
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:37,920
I Wouldn't Do To
Protect Our Family,
657
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,040
And I'm Sure You Feel The Same.
658
00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:42,940
I Need Your Support
Here, Son, And Your Trust.
659
00:35:44,430 --> 00:35:45,540
Well, You Better Hope For Your Sake
660
00:35:45,690 --> 00:35:48,160
They Don't Call Your
Son To The Stand.
661
00:35:55,460 --> 00:35:56,590
Hmm.
662
00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:58,560
God, I Have Missed Your Smile.
663
00:35:58,730 --> 00:36:01,250
Mm. I Have Missed Everything.
664
00:36:01,410 --> 00:36:02,690
Mm.
665
00:36:04,140 --> 00:36:08,690
Please Tell Me That Is Someone
Coming To Rob The House.
666
00:36:10,590 --> 00:36:11,800
Hey, Mom.
667
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:13,120
Hey, Dad.
668
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:15,050
Hey, Jenny.
669
00:36:15,220 --> 00:36:17,300
As You Were.
670
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:38,250
Is Your Friend Gonna Be Okay?
671
00:36:38,410 --> 00:36:40,220
Um, I'm Not Sure.
672
00:36:40,370 --> 00:36:42,020
She Just Broke Up
With Her Boyfriend,
673
00:36:42,180 --> 00:36:44,580
And Then They Got Back
Together And Then, Um,
674
00:36:44,740 --> 00:36:46,070
I Don't Know What Just Happened.
675
00:36:46,220 --> 00:36:50,540
Well, She's Lucky To Have
You. Being A Good Friend Is...
676
00:36:50,690 --> 00:36:52,530
Challenging At Times?
677
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:58,170
Hey, If I've Been Acting
However I've Been Acting,
678
00:36:58,330 --> 00:37:00,010
It's Just 'Cause I'm
Protective Of Dan.
679
00:37:00,170 --> 00:37:02,810
And I'm Protective
Of Our Relationship.
680
00:37:02,980 --> 00:37:05,390
I've Never Actually Had One Before.
681
00:37:05,530 --> 00:37:07,400
You Guys Just Have
Everything In Common,
682
00:37:07,550 --> 00:37:09,790
And, Um, I'm Just
Getting To Know Him.
683
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:14,610
So, You Know, It Can Be
A Little Intimidating.
684
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:16,270
Talk About Intimidating.
685
00:37:16,430 --> 00:37:18,560
You Just Admitted That
You Find Me Intimidating,
686
00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:20,510
So How Cool Does That Make You?
687
00:37:22,130 --> 00:37:23,970
I Think You Forgot To Mention
688
00:37:24,130 --> 00:37:27,060
My Superior "Guitar Hero" Skills.
689
00:37:27,540 --> 00:37:28,800
No, I Didn't Forget That.
690
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:31,400
And At The Next Party,
I'm Asking For A Rematch,
691
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:32,910
'Cause You Were
About To Get Smoked.
692
00:37:33,070 --> 00:37:35,850
Oh, Really? Well, I Think
The Only Thing Getting Smoked
693
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:39,830
Is Your Pale Imitation Of A Guitar
Player. Hey, I Am A Golden God.
694
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,720
Oh, Really? Are You Now? Hey.
Am-Am I Interrupting Anything?
695
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:44,700
Um, Actually, You Are.
696
00:37:44,850 --> 00:37:47,690
I'll Give You Guys A Moment.
697
00:37:48,420 --> 00:37:50,820
Might That Have Been Bonding
That I Just Walked In On?
698
00:37:50,980 --> 00:37:53,910
A Little Bit. Yeah? What
Were You Talking About?
699
00:37:54,070 --> 00:37:55,680
Nothing You Need To Know About.
700
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:58,960
Oh, So You Have Secrets Now? I See.
701
00:37:59,100 --> 00:38:00,920
Well, Listen, Um, If You
Want To Get Out Of Here,
702
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:03,160
Vanessa Can Only Fit Two On
Her Vespa, But I Can Walk.
703
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:05,350
Oh, Well, You Know
I Love Me A Vespa,
704
00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:09,760
But, Um, I Think I Gotta
Stay Here And Be With Blair.
705
00:38:09,910 --> 00:38:11,790
You're Not The Only
One With A Best Friend.
706
00:38:11,970 --> 00:38:12,950
Yeah.
707
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:27,490
I'm Not In The Mood, Chuck.
708
00:38:27,730 --> 00:38:29,650
This Is Pretty Much
The Worst Birthday Ever.
709
00:38:29,810 --> 00:38:31,750
Maybe It Can Be Salvaged.
710
00:38:32,450 --> 00:38:34,440
Is That Our Sex Tape?
711
00:38:37,540 --> 00:38:40,210
It's The Erickson Beamon Necklace.
712
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:43,920
No, I Couldn't.
713
00:38:44,090 --> 00:38:45,680
Yes, You Can.
714
00:39:02,810 --> 00:39:04,690
Something This Beautiful
715
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:08,550
Deserves To Be Seen On
Someone Worthy Of Its Beauty.
716
00:39:10,870 --> 00:39:13,670
I Really Am Sorry.
717
00:39:28,690 --> 00:39:36,230
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718
00:39:36,410 --> 00:39:39,360
Spotted
- B. Turning A Year Older,
719
00:39:39,530 --> 00:39:42,080
But Not Necessarily Wiser.
720
00:39:43,940 --> 00:39:46,850
Guess Chuck's The Gift
That Keeps On Giving.
721
00:39:47,270 --> 00:39:49,260
Blow Out Your Candles, B.
722
00:39:49,410 --> 00:39:51,730
This Will Be Better In The Dark.
723
00:39:51,900 --> 00:39:54,720
X.O.X.O., Gossip Girl.
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