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Gossip Girl
Here--
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Your One And Only Source Into The Scandalous Lives
Of Manhattan's Elite.
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At What Point Do We Admit
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That No Matter How Much
We Want It Or How Hard We Try...
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It's Just Not Working.
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You're Going Back To Hudson,
Aren't You?
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Yeah.
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Rufus, Why Are You Calling?
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I Miss You.
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Mom,
You Cannot Date Bart Bass.
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You Said A Moment Ago
You Didn't Care Who It Was.
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He Raised Chuck.
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Would You Do Me The Honor
Of Being My Wife?
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I Think You Like Dan ???
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Just Thought I Should
Let You Know Someone's Watching.
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Chuck, You Are
Not Answering My Calls.
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Please, For The Love Of God,
Do Not Tell Anybody About Us.
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Don't Worry. B.Who Would I Tell?(From Chuck)
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本字幕仅供学习交流，严禁用于商业用途
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And Who Am I?
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That's A Secret
I'll Never Tell.
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You Know You Love Me.
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X.O.X.O., Gossip Girl.
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-=破烂熊字幕组=-
翻译:稀饭cake 小白
校对:小白
时间轴:小白家属 小白弟弟 小白苦力
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On The Upper East Side,
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It's Easy To Think That The World
Is Exactly As It Appears--
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Refined, Elegant, Imposing.
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But Sometimes,
All It Takes Is A Little Key
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To Open The Door
To The Wild Side.
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Nate.
Why Have You
Been Avoiding Me?
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Avoiding You? What?
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Ever Since
I Got Back From Monaco,
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You've Been--You're Not
Returning My Calls Or My Texts.
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I've Barely Seen You.
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Really? I Don't Recall.
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Oh? Well, Do You Recall That
Night After The Debutante Ball
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Yes, I Do.
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Blair?
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What Are You Doing?
This.
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Good Catching Up.
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Enough With The Blackmail.
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Aren't You Bored Already?
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I Can't Avoid Nate Forever.
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Excuse Me.
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I Didn't Say Forever.
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Just Until The Sight
Of The Two Of You Together
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Doesn't Turn My Stomach.
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And When Will That Be?
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Only Time Will Tell,
I'm Afraid.
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So Unless You Want
Dear Nathaniel To Know How
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You Lost Your Virginity To Me
In The Back Of A Moving Vehicle,
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I Encourage Patience
And Restraint.
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Isn't There Someone Else
You Can Torture?
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Probably,
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But I Choose You.
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Why Don't I Turn That, Uh,
One-Piece Into A No-Piece?
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Find A Floatie
To Talk To, Chuck.
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You Know,
If My Dad And Your Mom
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Come Back From South Africa
Tomorrow Engaged,
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We'll Be Brother And Sister.
And You Know What They Say--
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The Family That Plays Together
Stays Together.
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Ah, Incest--
The Universal Taboo.
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One Of The, Um, Only Ones
You Haven't Violated.
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Well, I'm Game If You Are.
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Dan Humphrey, Age 17,
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Enjoying An Exotic Meal
Of Cheerios
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On An Exciting
Saturday Night In.
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Come On. Be Interesting.
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You Don't Want Me
To Move Back To Vermont, Do You?
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No,
But If Your Whole Future
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Depends Getting This Grant
For Your Documentary,
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I-I Really, Really Think
You Should Find A New Subject.
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Absolutely Not.
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The Outsider Goes Inside--
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A Likable Everyman's Pursuit
Of His Dream Girl
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Begins His Descent
Into The Bowels Of Hell.
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This Is Mythic Stuff.
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Okay,
Not Big On The Soundtrack.
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Whatever Movie He's Scoring
Sounds Depressing.
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Yeah, I Think It's A Biopic.
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Try Listening To That
For Three Weeks Straight.
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But Before Christmas, My Dad
Hadn't Finished A Song In Years,
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So I Really Don't Have The Heart
To Ask Him To Stop.
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Well, I Do.
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Hey, Serena.
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Yes! Finally Some Action.
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Hey. What Are You Up To...
Besides Missing Me?
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Oh, Uh, Just Wondering
If You're Missing Me.
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Aw!
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Well, Of Course I Am,
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At This Party That Would Be
A Lot More Fun If You Were Here.
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Party? I Thought It Was
A Quiet Night With Blair,
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Your Last Night At Her Place
Before Your Mom Comes Home?
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Yeah, We Were, And Then Kati And Is Showed Up,
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And We All Went Out,
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And We Ran Into Some People
And Then Ended Up Here.
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Where--Where's Here?
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719 E. 82nd Stre.
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Wait A Second. That's, Um...
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That's School, Is It Not?
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Bring Your Bathing Suit!
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You're Swimming?
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No, You Hung Up.
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So What Will It Be, Dan--
Cheerios And Chaucer
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Or An Illegal Party
At Your Prep School Pool With
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Your High Society Girlfriend
And Her Nasty Cohorts?
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Dad?
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Vanessa And I
Are--Are Going Out.
All Right.
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Well, Uh,
If You Wanted To Get The Perfect Shot Of Me
Feeling Like An Outsider,
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Then I'm Ready
For My Close-Up.
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Dan! Oh!
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Hey.
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Hey!
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Hehe Vanessa.
Hey.
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Come On, Guys.
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Help!
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Call The Ambulance!
Call An Ambulance.
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Someone Call 9-1-1.
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Hi. Hi. We--We Need--
We Need An Ambulance.
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Yeah, A-A Kid--
He--He Hit His Head,
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And--And He Fell In The Pool.
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It--It's 719, Uh,
East 82nd Street.
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Thanks To The Cell Phone
That Somebody Left Behind,
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We've Got Plenty Of Evidence
Of Who Was At The Party.
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Lucky For You, Andrew Collins
Is Going To Be Fine.
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Unlucky For You, We Need
To Hold Someone Responsible.
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Ms. Queller?
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Hello.
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I'm Ms. Queller,
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The New Headmistress
At Constance.
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It's Unfortunate That We Meet
Under These Circumstances.
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But I Look Forward
To Getting To Know Each And Every One Of You.
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I've Already
Talked To Your Parents...
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At Least, Those I Could Reach,
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And Look Forward To Reading
Your Personal Essays--
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10,000 Words
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Describing How You Came To Be
On School Property After Hours,
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Using Alcohol And Drugs,
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Where A Fellow Student
Almost Died.
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In Other Words,
What The Hell Is Wrong With You?
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I'll Also Be Conducting
One-On-One Interviews
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Until I Discover Ho Broke Into The Pool
And Initiated The Party.
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That Person Will Be Expelled.
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If That Person
Is Not Identified,
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Then You'll All Face Expulsion.
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So We All Know
How This Works.
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Look, No One Talks,
No One Gets Into Trouble.
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Who Did Break In, Anyway?
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I Guess We Don't He To Worry About Nate
Cracking Under Pressure.
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So Are We All Agreed?
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Agreed.
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Look, Blair, I-I Know You Have
Your Sights Set On Yale,
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But This--This Skull And Bones
Stuff Is A Bit Much,
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Don't You Think?
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Maybe, But It Works...
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Every Time.
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You Know, When Someone
Says "Every Time,"
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It Sounds Like--Like--Like
More Than A Few Times.
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Erything's Gonna Be Fine.
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Were You Just
In The Same Assembly As Me?
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Do You Really Think
She's Gonna Expel Two-Thirds
Of The Junior Class?
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Look, I Got You Into This.
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I'm Gonna Get You Out Of It,
Okay?
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Trust Me.
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There's A Weak Link
In Every Chain,
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And It's Just A Matter Of Time
Before This One Snaps.
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I'm Innocent.
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Well... Except For
A Crime Of Passion.
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I Did Something Stupid
With Someone.
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And Even Worse
Than Doing That Stupid Thing,
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I Did The Same Stupid Thing
With Someone Else
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And Pretended I Had Never Done
That Stupid Thing Before.
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You Look Confused.
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Should I Walk You Through It?
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Let's Stay On Point.
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I Reviewed Your Record.
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It's Pristine.
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If Constance Has A Shining Star,
It's Blair Waldorf.
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I Would Never
Have Expected This From You.
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I Know. I'm The Perfect One.
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Ms. Waldorf,
Who Broke Into The Pool?
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Like You Said, My Unfortunate
Participation In Said Party
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Was Entirely
Out Of Character.
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I Don't Know Anything
About It.
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You're Taking That Paper
Seriously.
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This Isn't A Paper. It's...
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It's A Heartfelt Letter
To Blair.
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A Heartfelt Letter?
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Who Spayed You, Man?
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Blair Doesn't Even Want You.
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She's Been Crystal About That
Since We Got Back.
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Didn't Seem That Way
En She Kissed Me At The Pool.
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She Kissed You?
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Well, I Kissed Her, But...
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Yep.
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What Was She Like? Into It? Or Was She More Like--
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Of Course She Was Into It, Man.
What Do You Think?
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Yeah, I Know, But, Uh...
You Know Blair...
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Yes, I Do.
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I Think She Wants Me
To Suffer A Little More.
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You Know,
Even The Playing Field?
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It's Worth It,
Believe Me.
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Hey, Dad. Listen, Uh,
I-I Got Your 1,001 Messages.
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I Just Haven't Had A Chance
To Get Back To Ya.
Yeah, That's Not Gonna Work.
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I Guess You Heard From
The New Headmistress.
Look, I Know How Upset
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And Apparently, Some Of The Kids
Who Were At The Party
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Didn't Even Tell
Their Parents.
Look, You Don't Have To Say
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I-I Regret Even
Leaving The House Saturday.
Yeah, But If You Know
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Keep You Out Of Trouble,
Then You Need To Cooperate.
I Don't.
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Dan, Don't Think For A Second
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These Other Kids Aren't Gonna
Be Looking Out For Themselves.
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You Need To Do The Same.
All Right?
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I Hope I'm Not
Interrupting Anything.
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I Just Got A Message
That Our Kids Are In
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Some Kind Of Trouble At School.
And You Came All The Way
To Brooklyn To Talk About It?
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No, No, Not About That.
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Um, Bart And I
Just Landed At The Airport
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Back From Our Trip,
And He Proposed,
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And I'm Going To Say Yes.
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I Wanted You
To Hear It From Me First,
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Not From My Daughter
Or Your Son.
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Right, The People
Who Actually Talk To Me.
Oh, If You're Referring
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You Left Me
On Christmas Day,
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I Didn't Get It Until
We Were Already On The Plane.
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It Was Very Endearing,
Though.
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But Not Enough
To Turn The G5 Around?
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You Miss Me. That's Great.
I Miss You, Too.
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What? You Kissed Me
At Eleanor's Party,
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And Then You Say
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You Can't See Me Anymore
Because Your Wife Came Home,
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And Then You Call And Say
You Should've Never Let Me Go,
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And Then You're
Back With Alison Again.
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I Didn't Plan Any Of That.
That Is Just It With You, Rufus.
You Don't Even Plan Anything.
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Well, I'm Sure
That Your Current Plan
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Will Be Full Of Private Jets
And 5-Star Hotels.
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Take Care, Rufus.
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Do You Really Have
To Show This To Me Now?
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Trust Me When I Say
You're Gonna Wanna See This
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Before You Enter
Blair Waldorf's Evil Lair.
It's A Homework Group, Vanessa.
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We're Just Gonna Be
Writing Papers, You Know?
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Here.
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I Wasn't Sure What It Was
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Till I Got It Home And Saw It
On The Computer, But--
Okay, That's Chuck. Wh--Wh...
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What Are You Holding Here?
It's A Key.
245
00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:05,500
Spotted--Lonely Boy Learning
246
00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:07,600
That When The Punishment
Fits The Crime,
247
00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:11,000
There's No Reason You Can't
Serve Your Sentence In Style.
248
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:14,200
Yay! You're Here.
I Thought We Were Gonna
Work On Our Papers.
249
00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:16,500
We Are.
One Night At Bilboquet,
250
00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:19,000
Kati And Is Made Out With A Guy
In Cornell's Ethics Program.
251
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,300
They're Getting Tips Now.
252
00:14:20,300 --> 00:14:22,100
I Thought I Told You
You Couldn't Film Me.
253
00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:24,200
Come Here.
254
00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:27,500
You Are So Naive.
Michael Moore Over There
255
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:31,600
Is Obviously Just Using
This Film To Get Close To Dan.
No, She Needs That Grant Money.
256
00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:37,500
So Did You Bring
Your Legal Pad?
257
00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:39,600
You Wait Here. I'll Find Us
A Quiet Place To Work.
258
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:40,900
Okay.
259
00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:48,400
I Can't Believe
You Brought That Here.
260
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:50,100
It's Evidence.
Give It To Me.
261
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:03,400
Chuck.
262
00:15:04,700 --> 00:15:06,100
You Need To Tell The Truth.
263
00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:08,600
Whatever Happened To
"Don't Speak Until Spoken To"?
264
00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:11,400
I Just Saw You With That Key.
I Know You Had It At The Party.
265
00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:12,800
Poor Little Humphrey Dumpty.
266
00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:15,900
Look, Let Me Clarify Something
For You.
267
00:15:15,900 --> 00:15:18,700
Regardless Of Who You're
Currently Sleeping With,
268
00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:20,500
You And I Come
From Different Worlds.
269
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:23,700
In My World,
If I'm Suspended Or Expelled,
270
00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:25,700
A Wing Is Donated
In The Bass Name.
271
00:15:25,700 --> 00:15:27,800
That Sounds Like
Quite A World.
272
00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:29,300
Well, It's Not Perfect,
I'll Admit.
273
00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:31,600
But One Thing It Does Offer
In Spades Is Security.
274
00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:33,600
My Family Can Take Care
Of Me.
275
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:36,900
What Do The Humphreys Have
To Offer?
276
00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:39,200
Used Metrocards?
277
00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:40,800
Your Dad's Cassingle?
278
00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:50,100
And In Case
You Were Wondering, You Narc,
279
00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:52,200
I Only Took The Key
From The Party To Hide It
280
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:55,700
So We Didn't All Get Blamed...
Including You.
281
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,800
Blair.
Nate.
What Are You Doing Here?
282
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:12,100
I, Uh, Wanted To Talk To You.
I Brought You This.
283
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:13,900
It's A Love Letter.
284
00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:19,700
A Hostess Can't Hide
In Her Room. It's Unladylike.
285
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:41,800
Hey. Hey,
Where Are You Going?
286
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,900
I Made Us A Study Area
In The Other Room.
You Know What? I'm Just Gonna
287
00:16:43,900 --> 00:16:46,600
I-I Think--I Think
Chuck Is Right.
Wait. Chuck?
288
00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:49,600
No, The Guy Has A Point,
Actually.
289
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:51,100
Maybe The Reason None Of
You Guys Take This Seriously
290
00:16:51,100 --> 00:16:54,200
Is Because For You
It's Not.
No, It Is.
291
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:57,900
Vanessa, Please, Some Space.
I'm Sorry.
Sorry.
292
00:16:57,900 --> 00:17:00,000
Look, I'm All For Loyalty
293
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:00,900
And I'm All
For Sticking Together,
294
00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:02,700
But We Are Not
In The Same Boat Here.
295
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,400
I'm On A Partial Scholarship.
My Parents Have No Way
296
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:08,400
Of Buying My Way Back
Into This School, Or Any Other.
297
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,300
And I Know This Isn't Going
To Be A Popular Opinion
298
00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:11,600
With--With Your
Band Of Brothers,
299
00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:14,000
But If The Person Who Brought
That Key Refuses To Step Up,
300
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:17,200
Then Anybody Who Knows Anything
Has The Right To Say Something.
301
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:20,800
Do--Do You Know Who It Is?
302
00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:25,100
You Do, Don't You, And You're
Not Gonna Say Anything?
303
00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:29,100
Dan, Please.
You Don't Understand.
304
00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:31,600
You're Right.
I-I Mean, I Don't Understand.
305
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:39,800
Hey, Let Go Of Me, Bass.
Drop Your Archibald Habit
First.
306
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:42,800
You Know I Already Have.
Really? A Kiss Does Sort Of
Send The Wrong Signal.
307
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:45,200
Let's Not Waste Time Denying.
308
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:48,800
You Know What? I'm Tired
Of This. Go Ahead And Tell Him.
Really?
309
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:50,500
You Want Me To Tell Him
How You Slept With Me
310
00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:54,100
And Then Faked Your Virginity
For Him?
I'll Just Tell Him
311
00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:55,600
And Who Do You Think
He'll Believe?
312
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,500
You, Who Bangs Anything
In His Field Of Vision,
313
00:17:57,500 --> 00:18:01,500
Or Me, His Pure And Honest
Girlfriend Of Many Years?
Well, Now He'll Believe Me.
314
00:18:02,100 --> 00:18:03,100
Why?
315
00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:04,700
I Have Proof.
316
00:18:05,700 --> 00:18:07,700
Good Eye, Docu-Girl.
I'll Take The Tape Now.
317
00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:09,300
You Knew She Was Watching?
318
00:18:09,300 --> 00:18:11,500
This Is My House.
That Tape Belongs To Me.
319
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:13,700
Actually, This Is My Footage,
And Thanks To Both Of You,
320
00:18:13,700 --> 00:18:17,300
I Think I Got A New Angle
On My Subject.
Hey, Vanessa,
321
00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:18,300
If You Think I'm Gonna...
Let Go Of Me.
322
00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:20,900
Let You Walk Out Of Here
With That Tape, You're Crazy.
Hey!
323
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:23,200
Last Time I Checked,
I Still Owe You A Black Eye.
324
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:26,000
So Unless This Is You Coming
To Claim It, Stay Away From Her.
325
00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:32,100
Now That Sex And Lies
Have Been Caught On Videotape,
326
00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:33,900
V.'S Documentary Just Became
327
00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:36,700
The Most Anticipated
New Release Of The Year.
328
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,900
Rufus.
What Are You Doing Here?
I'm Not Leaving A Message
329
00:18:46,900 --> 00:18:49,600
From The Courtyard This Time.
Well, I Can See That.
330
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:52,900
But Five Minutes Ago,
My Kids Would've--
Why Did You Really Come
331
00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:56,900
I Told You.
Out Of Respect For--
Respect Or Regret?
332
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,400
You Wanted Me
To Give You A Reason
333
00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:01,100
Not To Spend The Rest
Of Your Life With Bart Bass.
Rufus...
334
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,500
I'm Still In Love With You.
335
00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:09,900
So What Exactly
Are You Offering, Rufus?
336
00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:12,400
Some Retrospective
337
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:15,300
Of The Way We Were
Over A Decade Ago?
338
00:19:15,300 --> 00:19:17,100
Look, We're Not 20
And On The Road.
339
00:19:17,100 --> 00:19:18,200
Thank God We're Not,
Because Your Mother
340
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:22,000
Made This Decision For You
Back Then, Remember?
Yes. Mm.
341
00:19:25,100 --> 00:19:25,700
Look...
342
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,400
I Don't Know Exactly
343
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,800
What It Would Even Mean
For Us To Be Together.
344
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:33,300
But Can You Look At Me
345
00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:35,600
And Tell Me You're Not
The Least Bit Curious?
346
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:39,600
You're At The Same Crossroads
You Were Years Ago.
347
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,300
Claim Your Life This Time.
348
00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:47,200
Live It The Way
You Want To Live It.
349
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:05,000
I Did It.
I Broke Into The School.
350
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:08,200
After All Your Family
Has Been Through This Year,
351
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:09,200
I'm Surprised To Learn
352
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:10,900
That You're Behind
Something Like This.
353
00:20:10,900 --> 00:20:14,700
I Know, I Know.
And I Apologize.
354
00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:16,600
From What I Can See,
You Always Seem To Be
355
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:19,200
Toeing The Line Of Mediocrity,
Nathaniel.
356
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:22,000
Your Grades Are Average At Best,
Almost As Though
357
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,600
You're Not Committed To School
Or Your Future.
358
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:25,800
Can We Just Move On
359
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:28,000
To The Punishment Part
Of This Meeting, Please?
360
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:29,800
Certainly.
361
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:32,500
But I'm Curious.
362
00:20:32,700 --> 00:20:35,800
Can You Please Describe
How You Broke Into The School?
363
00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:37,400
I Can Do Betr.
I Can Show You.
364
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,500
And How Did You Get Access
To This Key?
365
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:48,500
You're Not On The Swim Team.
Not A Janitor, Right?
No.
366
00:20:48,900 --> 00:20:51,900
Where's The Key Chain?
The Key Chain?
367
00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:54,400
Do You Remember Its Color?
Size?
368
00:20:55,100 --> 00:20:56,400
What It's Made Of?
369
00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:57,800
Anything At All?
370
00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:07,900
Who Are You Trying
To Protect?
371
00:21:17,300 --> 00:21:18,400
May I Have A Word?
372
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:20,300
Off Camera.
373
00:21:20,300 --> 00:21:23,300
Uh, Sure. But I Think I Know
What You're Gonna Say.
374
00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:25,400
And I Can Save You
The Indignity Of Groveling
375
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:28,500
By Telling You Right Now--No Way
Are You Gonna Get That Tape.
376
00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:30,600
I Wasn't Going To Grovel,
377
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:32,500
And The Fact That You Even
Went There Makes It Clear
378
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:35,900
You Have No Idea
Who You're Dealing With.
What Are You Gonna Do To Me,
379
00:21:35,900 --> 00:21:38,400
Blackball Me From Eating Yogurt
On The Met Steps?
380
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,500
You Have Nothing I Need.
You Put That Footage
In Your Film,
381
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,900
You Won't Be Able To Show It.
I Won't Sign A Release.
382
00:21:42,900 --> 00:21:44,600
I'm Not Looking For
A Distribution Deal,
383
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:46,800
Just A Local Arts Grant
So I Can Pay My Rent.
384
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,900
Now If You'll Excuse Me...
385
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:52,700
You're In My Shot.
386
00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:06,400
What's That,
Your Stripper Money?
387
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:08,700
$10,000 For The Tape.
388
00:22:08,700 --> 00:22:10,000
You Think I'd Take
Your Money?
389
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:13,400
Yes, I Do.
I Know Girlsilike You.
390
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,100
You Act Like
Money's Not Important.
391
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:17,300
The Truth Is,
Money's Important To Everyone.
392
00:22:17,300 --> 00:22:19,500
And I Thought Blair
Was Manipulative.
393
00:22:19,900 --> 00:22:22,900
Blair's An Amateur.
She Thinks You're Just Like Her.
394
00:22:22,900 --> 00:22:24,200
To Blair,
395
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:27,200
This Money Is A Couple Pairs
Of Manolos And A Chanel Bag.
396
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:29,600
But I Know
That This Much Cash
397
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:31,700
Can Make A Real Difference
In Your Life.
398
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:43,800
You're Sick.
399
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,200
You're Welcome.
400
00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:50,100
Who Knew B. And C.
Were Such Patrons Of The Arts?
401
00:22:50,100 --> 00:22:52,600
Call It Philanthropy
Or Bribery.
402
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:54,900
It Looks Like
Everyone Has Their Price.
403
00:23:00,700 --> 00:23:02,300
Something On Your Mind,
Lily?
404
00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:03,900
Uh...
405
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:06,900
Yeah?
406
00:23:07,100 --> 00:23:08,400
What Are You Saying?
407
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,100
I'm Sorry. It's Sheldon.
408
00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:13,900
He Has Those Numbers
I Was Asking For.
409
00:23:14,100 --> 00:23:15,000
Do You Mind?
410
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,500
No.
Yeah.
411
00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:19,300
Just Make Sure He Gets It
At The Current Rate.
412
00:23:19,300 --> 00:23:21,400
The Dollar's
Been All Over The Place.
413
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:55,800
Hello?
414
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:58,000
I Was Thinking
About What You Said.
415
00:23:59,100 --> 00:24:00,400
Let's Do It.
416
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:03,300
Let's See What We Are.
Let's See What We Could Be.
417
00:24:03,300 --> 00:24:06,100
Who Is This?
Rufus...
418
00:24:07,900 --> 00:24:10,800
Lily, This Is Great.
Do You Know How Great This Is?
419
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:14,700
Well, Yes. I Mean, I-I Do.
I Mean, I Think So.
Let's Go Away Tonight.
420
00:24:14,700 --> 00:24:16,700
Let's Get Away
From Everyone, Everything,
421
00:24:16,700 --> 00:24:18,900
Just Figure It Out.
Wh-Where Would We Go?
422
00:24:18,900 --> 00:24:20,900
Who Cares?
423
00:24:20,900 --> 00:24:22,900
Okay, Sounds Like A Plan.
424
00:24:22,900 --> 00:24:26,700
Um... 90th And 5th. 6:00?
425
00:24:26,700 --> 00:24:27,800
Okay.
426
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,100
I'm Scared, Rufus...
427
00:24:30,100 --> 00:24:31,500
In A Good Way.
428
00:24:31,500 --> 00:24:32,400
Me, Too.
429
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:41,500
Settle Down, Please.
430
00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:44,700
Yesterday, I Talked About
The Serious Consequences...
Proof. Worth Every Penny.
431
00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:46,000
For Your Dishonorable Actions,
432
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,400
And Obviously,
You Didn't Believe Me.
433
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:52,400
But Someone Came Forward Today
And Claimed Responsibility...
434
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,000
Do You Know Who?
435
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,900
For A Crime He Did Not Commit.
436
00:24:57,900 --> 00:25:00,900
And Although I Appreciate
His Self-Sacrifice,
437
00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:03,500
I Don't Abide Dishonesty.
438
00:25:04,300 --> 00:25:07,300
And I Think It's Time
You All Know How Serious I Am.
439
00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:12,000
Nathaniel Archibald
Is Suspended From St. Jude's.
440
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:14,300
And, Yes, This Will Go On
His Transcript.
441
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:16,600
Effective Immediately.
442
00:25:17,900 --> 00:25:19,300
Mr. Archibald,
443
00:25:19,300 --> 00:25:22,000
You Know Where
To Find The Exit.
444
00:25:26,100 --> 00:25:29,800
This Just In--Nate Archibald,
Dead Man Walking.
445
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:32,300
We Hear St. Jude's
Has A New Policy--
446
00:25:32,300 --> 00:25:34,000
An Eye For A Lie.
447
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,100
Watch Him Go, Students.
448
00:25:36,100 --> 00:25:37,900
Who Wants To Be Next?
449
00:25:37,900 --> 00:25:40,700
Until One Of You Comes Forward,
We'll Keep Going
450
00:25:40,700 --> 00:25:44,700
Until Every Last One Of You
Has Walked Out That Door.
451
00:25:55,900 --> 00:25:57,100
I Don't Believe This.
452
00:25:57,100 --> 00:25:59,600
Dan, It's Okay.
Serena, I-I Can't--
I Can't Get Expelled.
453
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,300
I Cannot Get Suspended.
454
00:26:01,300 --> 00:26:03,200
My Whole Future
Is Riding On This.
455
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:05,700
If You Know Who Broke In,
Then Why Won't You Give Them Up?
456
00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:10,800
Because It Was Me.
457
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,500
So Why--Why Didn't You
Tell Me Right Away?
458
00:26:17,500 --> 00:26:21,500
'Cause I Didn't Want You
To Judge Me.
Aren't We Already Beyond That?
459
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:24,900
And I Didn't Want You To Know
Because I Didn't Want You
460
00:26:24,900 --> 00:26:26,600
To Have To Be In
The Position You're In Now
461
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:28,100
Of Having To Choose Between
462
00:26:28,100 --> 00:26:31,900
Protecting Me
And Helping Yourself.
So How'd You Even Get In?
463
00:26:31,900 --> 00:26:34,400
I Have A Key.
You Had A Key To The Pool?
464
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,400
All Right, What Happened
To Being Beyond This?
465
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:38,400
Sorry.
466
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:39,700
The End Of Freshman Year,
467
00:26:39,700 --> 00:26:42,600
I Kind Of Dated
The Swim Team Captain,
468
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,500
And He Gave Me A Key
So That We Could...
469
00:26:44,500 --> 00:26:47,200
You Know, Meet Up, And...
That's--Enough Said.
470
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:49,000
And Saturday Night--
What Happened Then?
471
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,700
Well, Blair And I
Ran Out Of Places To Go,
472
00:26:51,700 --> 00:26:53,300
And She Knew
I Still Had A Key,
473
00:26:53,300 --> 00:26:57,000
And... Before I Knew It,
It's Like We Were All There.
474
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,700
And I Thought It Was
Just Gonna Be Us Girls.
475
00:26:58,700 --> 00:27:00,000
And Then Everybody
Got On Their Phone,
476
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:04,000
And More People Started
Showing Up, And...
477
00:27:04,300 --> 00:27:06,700
I Just Never Thought
Anybody Was Gonna Get Hurt.
478
00:27:06,700 --> 00:27:09,400
Yeah. Well, You Can Still
Tell Queller The Truth.
479
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:12,200
I Think She'll Respect
Your Honesty.
Yeah, Like She Respected Nate's?
480
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:13,200
No, Nate Lied.
481
00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:16,600
And Besides,
You're Serena Van Der Woodsen.
482
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:18,900
You Didn't Know Me
Before I Went Away.
483
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:23,300
Barely Got Back
Into Constance.
484
00:27:24,300 --> 00:27:25,500
If I Got Expelled,
485
00:27:25,500 --> 00:27:27,800
I Don't Think Any School
In Town Would Take Me.
486
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,400
I'm Sure That's Not True.
487
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:33,700
I Can't Risk Going Back
To Boarding School,
488
00:27:33,700 --> 00:27:36,000
Being Away From You And Eric.
489
00:27:36,700 --> 00:27:38,600
But I Don't Want You
To Lose Your Future.
490
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,600
Wow. Oh, Wow.
491
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:45,300
You Really Can Be
492
00:27:45,300 --> 00:27:47,400
Damned If You Do
And Screwed If You Don't.
493
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:50,200
Dan Humphrey,
494
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,100
Headmistress Queller
Is Requesting
495
00:27:52,100 --> 00:27:54,500
To See Y U Iher Office
After Class.
496
00:27:58,590 --> 00:27:59,950
Nate.
497
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:02,760
Hey. Are You Okay?
498
00:28:03,530 --> 00:28:05,460
Yeah,I'll Be Fine. It's,Uh...
499
00:28:05,850 --> 00:28:08,520
My Parents Have So Much Other Stuff Going On Right Now...
500
00:28:08,890 --> 00:28:12,160
They'll Get Over It. Either Way,It Was Worth It.
501
00:28:12,310 --> 00:28:15,430
Worth It? Yes. Blair,I Know How Much Your Future Means To You.
502
00:28:15,580 --> 00:28:17,030
And You've Worked So Hard For Yale And Everything--
503
00:28:17,170 --> 00:28:18,600
What Are You Talking About?
504
00:28:18,740 --> 00:28:22,090
You Don't Have To Lie. I Saw The Key In Your Bedroom.
505
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:24,330
That Key Isn't Mine.
506
00:28:24,470 --> 00:28:27,440
I Was St Hiding It For Someone Else.
507
00:28:27,850 --> 00:28:29,600
Wait...
508
00:28:30,060 --> 00:28:32,470
That's Why You Were Suspended?
509
00:28:32,630 --> 00:28:33,900
You Told The Headmistress It Was Yours
510
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:36,610
Because You Thought It Was Mine?
511
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:41,530
That's The Most Romantic Thing Anyone Has Ever Done For Me.
512
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:45,650
I Love You.
513
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:51,280
Please. You And I Just Can't Happen Right Now.
514
00:28:51,430 --> 00:28:52,950
Why Not?
515
00:28:54,290 --> 00:28:56,980
I Don't Want To Be With You.
516
00:29:00,170 --> 00:29:02,460
Good Catching Up.
517
00:29:04,670 --> 00:29:06,440
You're Home Early.
518
00:29:06,580 --> 00:29:08,880
Please Don't Tell Me You're Expelled. Not Yet.
519
00:29:09,020 --> 00:29:11,460
Your Position At That School Is Already Too Precarious.
520
00:29:11,620 --> 00:29:13,550
One False Move, And You Know What?
521
00:29:13,690 --> 00:29:16,280
I Can't Do Anything To Help You. I Know. I Know.
522
00:29:16,430 --> 00:29:18,110
I Just Wanna Hide Under The Covers
523
00:29:18,260 --> 00:29:24,680
And Make It All Go Away. And Apparently,You Do,Too.
524
00:29:24,820 --> 00:29:27,060
You And Bart Just Got Back. Why Are You Packing Again?
525
00:29:27,210 --> 00:29:29,260
Well,I Was Just Gonna Go For A,You Know,
526
00:29:29,420 --> 00:29:31,710
A Little Spa Trip For The Weekend.
527
00:29:31,850 --> 00:29:34,750
'Cause You're So Stressed Out From Your Vacation?
528
00:29:44,090 --> 00:29:47,600
Aren't You Gonna Answer That? No,I Don't Think So.
529
00:29:51,110 --> 00:29:53,590
Mom, Is Dan's Dad The Reason
530
00:29:53,740 --> 00:29:56,600
You Haven't Answered Bart's Proposal?
531
00:30:02,340 --> 00:30:04,580
You Can't.
532
00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:07,270
Please,Mom,Not This One.
533
00:30:07,550 --> 00:30:10,180
Look,I Will Not Base My Personal Life
534
00:30:10,340 --> 00:30:11,600
On Your Preferences.
535
00:30:11,750 --> 00:30:14,530
Dan Is My Boyfriend.
536
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:16,500
And I Know We're Too Young To Talk About Forever,
537
00:30:16,660 --> 00:30:18,220
But Right Now That's What It Feels Like.
538
00:30:18,380 --> 00:30:21,400
I Know It Does,Sweetie, But-- But What?
539
00:30:21,540 --> 00:30:24,330
Tell Me That Rufus Is That Important To You.
540
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:26,110
Tell Me That Whatever The Two Of You Have
541
00:30:26,260 --> 00:30:28,940
Is The Most Important Thing In Your Life,
542
00:30:29,090 --> 00:30:32,160
Because That's What Dan Is To Me,Mom.
543
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:34,890
The Most Important.
544
00:30:36,860 --> 00:30:41,670
I Would Rather Be Chuck's Stepsister Than Dan's.
545
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:44,250
Please Don't Do This To Me.
546
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:46,690
Dan Means That Much To You?
547
00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:50,340
Yeah,He Does.
548
00:30:51,210 --> 00:30:53,490
In Fact,I Have To Go. Wait. Where?
549
00:30:53,660 --> 00:30:57,720
School. There's Something I Have To Do.
550
00:30:58,060 --> 00:31:01,230
And I Hope There's Something You Have To Do,Too.
551
00:31:13,490 --> 00:31:15,830
What Are You Doing Here?
552
00:31:15,990 --> 00:31:17,450
I Brought This For You.
553
00:31:17,610 --> 00:31:18,570
What's The Catch?
554
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:20,020
I Know This Might Come As A Shock,
555
00:31:20,170 --> 00:31:22,780
But Not Everyone Operates From An Agenda.
556
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:24,170
In Fact, Some People Do Things
557
00:31:24,330 --> 00:31:27,320
Simply Because It's The Decent Thing To Do.
558
00:31:27,470 --> 00:31:30,770
Smash It,Burn It,Whatever. There Are No Copies.
559
00:31:30,930 --> 00:31:32,470
What About The One You Gave To Chuck?
560
00:31:32,610 --> 00:31:36,560
It's Blank,Which I'm Sure He'll Be Thrilled To Discover.
561
00:31:36,710 --> 00:31:38,820
And About What's On That Tape-- Having Observed You
562
00:31:38,970 --> 00:31:41,890
In Your Natural Habitat These Past Few Days...
563
00:31:42,050 --> 00:31:43,750
Nate Seems Like One Of The Good Guys,
564
00:31:43,900 --> 00:31:46,390
And You Seem To Really Care About Him.
565
00:31:52,660 --> 00:31:55,860
Mr. Humphrey,You Have A Partial Scholarship At St. Jude's.
566
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,880
You Are Number Two In Your Class,
567
00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:01,960
Have A Stellar Recommendation For Dartmouth From J.L. Hall.
568
00:32:02,100 --> 00:32:05,050
It Looks As If Your Dreams Are Well Within Grasp.
569
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:07,210
Thank You,Thank You. Yeah,I Guess They Are.
570
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:10,470
But It Seems You're In With A N Crowd This Year,
571
00:32:10,630 --> 00:32:12,340
Dating Serena Van Der Woodsen...
572
00:32:12,490 --> 00:32:14,630
Is That On My File?
573
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:19,760
Who Had The Key To The School?
574
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:22,790
I Don't Know.
575
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,720
Let Me Remind You One Last Time
576
00:32:25,870 --> 00:32:27,760
That You Are In A Different Position Than The Others.
577
00:32:27,910 --> 00:32:30,260
You Need This School.
578
00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:39,700
Headmistress Queller, I Have Something To Tell You.
579
00:32:43,340 --> 00:32:45,740
I Must Say,Your File Reads More Like A Rap Sheet.
580
00:32:45,890 --> 00:32:48,070
You Cut More Sophomore Classes Than You Attended,
581
00:32:48,230 --> 00:32:53,860
Cheated On Tests, Talked Back To Teachers. Look,I Understand That This Is A Serious Matter.
582
00:32:54,020 --> 00:32:55,140
That's Why It's Important To Me
583
00:32:55,290 --> 00:32:57,800
That You Know-- You Being New Here--
584
00:32:57,950 --> 00:32:59,310
That The Person That You Just Described
585
00:32:59,460 --> 00:33:00,740
Is Not W I Am Anymore.
586
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:05,300
Oh,No? Who Are You Now?
587
00:33:05,570 --> 00:33:07,210
Well,My Grades Are Up,
588
00:33:07,350 --> 00:33:09,360
My Attendance Is Nearly Perfect,
589
00:33:09,510 --> 00:33:11,510
And I've Stayed Out Of Trouble.
590
00:33:11,830 --> 00:33:13,440
Until Now.
591
00:33:13,590 --> 00:33:15,120
Please Understand
592
00:33:15,260 --> 00:33:18,650
That I Never Intended For Anything Bad To Happen.
593
00:33:18,970 --> 00:33:22,890
And It May Have Taken Some Time, But I Am Here Now,
594
00:33:23,060 --> 00:33:27,220
Accepting Responsibility For My Actions.
595
00:33:30,580 --> 00:33:32,580
Whatever You Think Is Fair.
596
00:33:32,740 --> 00:33:36,000
Yes,Let's Discuss The...
597
00:33:36,750 --> 00:33:38,960
Consequences.
598
00:33:54,740 --> 00:33:56,190
Ahem.
599
00:33:56,330 --> 00:33:58,280
I'll Be Brief.
600
00:33:58,650 --> 00:33:59,720
And...
601
00:34:00,340 --> 00:34:02,860
I'll Be Not Interested. Is That How You Speak To The Person
602
00:34:03,010 --> 00:34:05,390
Who Just Paid Your Rent For A Year? What Did You Just Say?
603
00:34:05,530 --> 00:34:07,240
Congratulations,Vanessa.
604
00:34:07,390 --> 00:34:10,770
You Just Won 365 More Days In Your Ikea-Furnished Closet.
605
00:34:10,910 --> 00:34:13,920
You Went To My Building? You Talked To My Landlord?
606
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:15,320
No,I Don't Speak Ukrainian,
607
00:34:15,470 --> 00:34:18,920
But I Do Speak Envelope Of Cash.
608
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:20,780
And He Understood Me Perfectly.
609
00:34:20,930 --> 00:34:24,140
I Can't Believe You. Blair Waldorf Is Not Indebted To Anyone,
610
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:27,020
No Matter How Much I Appreciate What You Did.
611
00:34:27,990 --> 00:34:29,730
You're Welcome,I Guess?
612
00:34:29,890 --> 00:34:31,950
Good. Now This Transaction Is Finished,
613
00:34:32,100 --> 00:34:34,630
And I'm Free To Return To Disliking You.
614
00:34:35,750 --> 00:34:38,350
I Wouldn't Have It Any Other Way.
615
00:34:41,330 --> 00:34:43,140
Oh,And One More Thing.
616
00:34:43,290 --> 00:34:44,410
If You Didn't Pay Your Rent With It,
617
00:34:44,570 --> 00:34:47,080
What Did You Do With Chuck's Money?
618
00:34:47,220 --> 00:34:48,230
I May Have Created
619
00:34:48,380 --> 00:34:51,200
A Medical Grant For Teens With Genital Herpes...
620
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:53,010
In His Name.
621
00:34:56,770 --> 00:34:59,150
I Can't Believe She Didn't Expel Me.
622
00:34:59,310 --> 00:35:01,990
Yeah,I Know. It's Shocking.
623
00:35:02,140 --> 00:35:04,160
I--You--25 Hours Of Community Outreach.
624
00:35:04,310 --> 00:35:05,180
That's Not Bad At All.
625
00:35:05,340 --> 00:35:07,910
I Mean,I Probably Would've Done It Anyway
626
00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:10,550
Being As I'm On The Committee. That Had Occurred To Me. Yeah.
627
00:35:10,700 --> 00:35:12,200
Wait. What Are You Saying?
628
00:35:12,890 --> 00:35:16,070
No,No,I'm Not Saying Anything. Believe Me.
629
00:35:16,420 --> 00:35:17,910
So You Don't Buy What She Said
630
00:35:18,070 --> 00:35:21,240
About Me Being The Poster Child For The New Honor Code?
631
00:35:21,380 --> 00:35:22,340
Look,I Know For A Fact
632
00:35:22,500 --> 00:35:27,520
My Mom Didn't Plead My Case Or Donate Anything,Okay? I Didn't Say A Thing.
633
00:35:27,670 --> 00:35:28,950
Are You Really Turning This
634
00:35:29,110 --> 00:35:30,590
Into An "Upstairs,Downstairs" Thing?
635
00:35:30,750 --> 00:35:33,060
No. No,You Are. I'm Being Completely Silent.
636
00:35:33,210 --> 00:35:34,390
I'm Just Happy That You're Not Being Expelled
637
00:35:34,540 --> 00:35:37,730
Or Leaving Town Anytime Soon. Are You Hungry? We Should... Always.
638
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:40,120
But You Still Believe That There's A Double Standard,
639
00:35:40,270 --> 00:35:42,570
That People Like Me Get Specl Trtrtment.
640
00:35:42,710 --> 00:35:46,480
Ms. Van Der Woodsen. Your Mother Sent Me To Pick You Up.
641
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:48,400
Oh. Great.
642
00:35:48,550 --> 00:35:50,880
That Was... Thoughtful.
643
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:53,410
I Think You Get No Special Treatment At All.
644
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:57,980
Your Life Is Completely Uncharmed And... Average.
645
00:35:58,260 --> 00:36:00,180
It's Okay. I'll Walk.
646
00:36:00,340 --> 00:36:02,850
No,Come On. I'm--I Was Kidding. I Was Kidding.
647
00:36:05,170 --> 00:36:06,760
You Going To Brooklyn?
648
00:36:14,450 --> 00:36:15,440
It's A Rare Occasion
649
00:36:15,590 --> 00:36:18,320
To Celebrate The Merging Of Two Families.
650
00:36:18,460 --> 00:36:20,340
And I Couldn't Be Happier To Be Here Tonight
651
00:36:20,500 --> 00:36:23,850
To Celebrate Lily's Acceptance Of My Proposal.
652
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:44,590
So To My Lovely Bride
653
00:36:44,750 --> 00:36:46,940
And Our Growing Family.
654
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:51,310
You Packed Light.
655
00:36:51,460 --> 00:36:53,900
Please Try To Understand.
656
00:36:54,460 --> 00:36:56,190
I Think I Do.
657
00:36:58,340 --> 00:37:00,350
I'm Just Sorry.
658
00:37:00,690 --> 00:37:02,640
So Am I.
659
00:37:45,590 --> 00:37:48,760
Mom Looks About As Happy As Grandma At Last Call. I Know.
660
00:37:48,910 --> 00:37:52,500
It Seems Bart's Personality-- Or Lack Thereof--Is Contagious.
661
00:37:52,650 --> 00:37:53,060
I Don't Even Know
662
00:37:53,220 --> 00:37:55,810
How She Breathes With Her Blouse Buttoned That High.
663
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:59,580
How Glad Are You To See Our Families Merge,Sis?
664
00:37:59,720 --> 00:38:01,700
So Glad That If You Ever Call Me That Again,
665
00:38:01,850 --> 00:38:04,240
It'll Be The Last Thing You Ever Say,Chuck.
666
00:38:04,390 --> 00:38:07,170
I Love It--Our First Brother/Sister Squabble.
667
00:38:07,310 --> 00:38:09,700
I Hope You're Going To Make Yourself Available
668
00:38:09,850 --> 00:38:13,240
For More Missed Childhood Memories--
669
00:38:13,390 --> 00:38:16,670
Bathing Together, For Example.
670
00:38:22,190 --> 00:38:24,640
You're Probably Wondering Why I Asked You Here.
671
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:26,660
After Our Last Conversation, Yeah.
672
00:38:26,810 --> 00:38:28,050
Do You Think It's Possible
673
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:30,240
For Two People Who Have Been Through As Much As We Have
674
00:38:30,390 --> 00:38:33,820
To Really Forgive And Forget?
675
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:36,080
If We Really Want To, I Think We Can.
676
00:38:36,230 --> 00:38:37,700
A Lot Of Mistakes Have Been Made.
677
00:38:37,850 --> 00:38:40,090
If You're Ready To Forgive Me...
678
00:38:40,980 --> 00:38:43,410
Then Nothing Can Tear Us Apart.
679
00:38:44,860 --> 00:38:46,130
I Promise.
680
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:48,710
What You Said Before...
681
00:38:53,620 --> 00:38:55,970
I Love You,Too.
682
00:38:57,740 --> 00:39:00,130
Always Have,Always Will.
683
00:39:08,500 --> 00:39:10,100
So...
684
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:14,170
Your New Stepbrother Told Me About Your Problem At School.
685
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:15,760
Frankly,I Wasn't Surprised,
686
00:39:15,910 --> 00:39:18,670
Given Your Propensity For Recklessness And Adventure.
687
00:39:18,810 --> 00:39:20,250
I'm Sorry?
688
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:23,300
Don't Tell Your Mother, But I Made A Call.
689
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:25,670
You Did What? It Was Harder Than Usual.
690
00:39:25,820 --> 00:39:29,280
That New Headmistress Of Yours Is A Real Piece Of Work.
691
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:31,370
I Had To Go Over Her Head.
692
00:39:31,510 --> 00:39:34,530
Sorry I Couldn't Get The Charges Completely Dropped,But,Um...
693
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:37,420
At Least I Got You A Minimal Sentence.
694
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:40,390
One Thing About Being On The Inside--
695
00:39:40,550 --> 00:39:41,320
Once You Get There,
696
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:45,840
You Don't Always Get To Choose Where You Stand... Or Sit.
697
00:39:46,100 --> 00:39:48,920
I Was Just Looking Out For My Family.
698
00:39:49,300 --> 00:39:51,320
The New Van Der Woodsen/Bass Library
699
00:39:51,470 --> 00:39:54,820
Should Be Completed For Eric's Graduation.
700
00:39:55,420 --> 00:39:56,400
I Can See That Lily And I
701
00:39:56,550 --> 00:39:58,060
Are Gonna Have Our Hands Full With The Two Of You.
702
00:39:58,220 --> 00:40:00,940
Will You Excuse Me? I Need Some Air.
703
00:40:02,470 --> 00:40:04,630
Sometimes You Need To Step Outside,
704
00:40:04,790 --> 00:40:05,600
Clear Your Head
705
00:40:05,740 --> 00:40:08,740
And Remind Yourself Of Who You Are...
706
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:16,070
And Where You Want To Be.
707
00:40:21,430 --> 00:40:24,600
Hey. Aren't You Supposed To Be At Your Mom's Engagement Thing?
708
00:40:24,740 --> 00:40:26,260
Yeah,Well, I Had To Get Out Of There.
709
00:40:26,410 --> 00:40:29,550
It Was Getting A Little Hard To Breathe,You Know?
710
00:40:29,700 --> 00:40:32,390
Those Parties Can Be That Way.
711
00:40:32,540 --> 00:40:35,650
So Are You,Um, Packing Up Your Music?
712
00:40:35,810 --> 00:40:37,530
Nah. I Just...
713
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:40,010
Need To Find Something New To Write About.
714
00:40:40,870 --> 00:40:42,860
And I Will.
715
00:40:57,900 --> 00:41:00,160
Hey. You're A Little Overdressed
716
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:01,710
For The Study Date I Didn't Know We Had.
717
00:41:01,860 --> 00:41:05,380
You Were Right About Everything.
718
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:08,070
You Wanna Talk About It?
719
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:15,770
Can I Just Sit Here With You For A While?
720
00:41:16,250 --> 00:41:17,660
Yeah.
721
00:41:20,190 --> 00:41:22,560
Chaucer? Yeah,I Got A Test On Friday.
722
00:41:22,700 --> 00:41:24,340
Mine's Thursday.
723
00:41:36,130 --> 00:41:39,370
And Sometimes You Have To Venture Outside Your World
724
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:41,530
In Order To Find Yourself.
725
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:44,930
As For Me, I'm Happy Right Where I Am.
726
00:41:45,090 --> 00:41:47,000
I Only Wanna Be With You.
727
00:41:47,150 --> 00:41:50,070
X.O.X.O.,Gossip Girl.
728
00:41:50,220 --> 00:41:51,920
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