1 00:00:00,470 --> 00:00:03,120 Gossip girl here,your one and only source 2 00:00:03,240 --> 00:00:05,970 Into the scandalous lives manhattan's 3 00:00:06,110 --> 00:00:07,880 I love you,Nate Archibald. 4 00:00:08,010 --> 00:00:10,740 -always have,always will. - I love you,too. 5 00:00:10,950 --> 00:00:15,330 - What is wrong with you?This is not who you are - I know who Blair and those girls are, 6 00:00:15,470 --> 00:00:17,610 But I know who I am ,and I'm not gonna forget that just hang out with them 7 00:00:17,710 --> 00:00:20,390 We are not supposed to talk,remember? 8 00:00:20,500 --> 00:00:23,660 I can't help myself. I never should have let you,let me go. 9 00:00:23,810 --> 00:00:27,600 I will not base my personal life on your preferences. 10 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:29,060 Dan is my boyfriend. 11 00:00:29,170 --> 00:00:32,200 I Would rather be chuck's stepsister than dan's. 12 00:00:32,350 --> 00:00:35,070 Lily,would you do me the honor of being my wife? 13 00:00:35,190 --> 00:00:38,080 He proposed before we left,and I'm going to say yes. 14 00:00:38,210 --> 00:00:39,430 Take care,Rufus. 15 00:00:39,570 --> 00:00:43,240 How glad are you see our families merge,sis? 16 00:00:43,340 --> 00:00:45,460 So glad that if you ever call me that again, 17 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:47,850 It'll be the last thing you ever say,Chuck 18 00:00:47,950 --> 00:00:51,680 unless you want Ar nathaniel to know how you lost your virginity to me 19 00:00:51,700 --> 00:00:53,000 In the back of a moving vehicle, 20 00:00:53,140 --> 00:00:56,850 - I encourage patienced restraint. - Isn't there someone else that you can torture? 21 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,290 Ok,I know you're friends with Blair, 22 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:01,220 - But if you know something... - well,Blair is never really my friend. 23 00:01:01,340 --> 00:01:05,430 - ...so, - So..yeah,there's something you should know. 24 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:08,400 - What a bitch. - Oh,my god. She is such a slut! 25 00:01:08,510 --> 00:01:12,020 - I made a decision I was no condition to me - There is nothing to do with you,Blair. 26 00:01:12,150 --> 00:01:13,010 It's over. 27 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:15,060 You held a certain fascination 28 00:01:15,190 --> 00:01:17,800 When you were beautiful and untouched 29 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:19,320 I don't want you anymore, 30 00:01:19,440 --> 00:01:22,090 - And I can't see why anyone else would. - What are you doing here? 31 00:01:22,330 --> 00:01:23,890 - I was just leaving. - No,stay. 32 00:01:24,370 --> 00:01:27,310 Consider yourself dethroned,queen b. 33 00:01:27,710 --> 00:01:30,830 Jenny,if you walk away from me now I will ruin you. 34 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:32,310 How are you gonna do that? 35 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:35,610 - My whole life falling in part - stay and fight. 36 00:01:35,860 --> 00:01:38,360 - We'll get through this together. - You promise? 37 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:40,210 Promise. 38 00:01:46,170 --> 00:01:47,270 And who am I? 39 00:01:47,830 --> 00:01:49,710 That's a secret i'll never tell. 40 00:01:51,330 --> 00:01:52,420 You know you love me. 41 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:55,900 X.o.x.o.,gossip girl. 42 00:02:07,030 --> 00:02:07,770 Cat? 43 00:02:11,420 --> 00:02:12,100 Cat! 44 00:02:16,330 --> 00:02:17,030 Cat! 45 00:02:25,260 --> 00:02:26,010 Ew. 46 00:02:26,220 --> 00:02:27,210 Cat! 47 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:30,060 Cat. 48 00:02:35,540 --> 00:02:36,750 You don't have a cat,Jenny. 49 00:02:40,500 --> 00:02:41,690 My name is blair. 50 00:02:43,030 --> 00:02:44,110 You don't have anyone. 51 00:02:47,490 --> 00:02:48,540 But I'm Blair. 52 00:02:51,330 --> 00:02:52,480 I'm Blair! 53 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:55,700 Miss. Blair. Miss. Blair. 54 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:56,980 . Blair. 55 00:02:57,580 --> 00:02:59,380 Wakey,wakey,upper east siders. 56 00:02:59,490 --> 00:03:02,500 Spring break is done,and I'm starved for the dish. 57 00:03:02,620 --> 00:03:05,370 Were you sunning in capri or sinning in croatia? 58 00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:06,610 Give me the deets. 59 00:03:07,170 --> 00:03:08,640 Oh,what's happening? 60 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:09,880 You have bad dream, 61 00:03:09,990 --> 00:03:11,670 And you're sleeping with your chocolates. 62 00:03:12,110 --> 00:03:16,230 Oh,lady godiva,my only friend. 63 00:03:16,340 --> 00:03:18,920 And has anyone spotted our ex-queen b.? 64 00:03:19,050 --> 00:03:20,960 Where does the dethroned royalty 65 00:03:21,060 --> 00:03:22,170 Vacation these days? 66 00:03:22,450 --> 00:03:25,150 Club bed is over. First day back to school. 67 00:03:25,260 --> 00:03:29,000 I can't,Dorota. I don't fell very well. 68 00:03:28,970 --> 00:03:30,660 Serena come to get you soon. 69 00:03:30,770 --> 00:03:32,050 Call her and cancel. 70 00:03:32,710 --> 00:03:34,250 And cover my mirrors. 71 00:03:34,370 --> 00:03:36,250 Let me in the morning from my former life. 72 00:03:47,270 --> 00:03:48,580 Chuck,I'm serious! 73 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:50,960 Are you done yet? This is my bathroom! 74 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:51,740 It's late, 75 00:03:51,860 --> 00:03:53,490 And not to mention disgusting. 76 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:55,950 Chuck! 77 00:03:59,020 --> 00:03:59,900 What are you doing? 78 00:04:00,010 --> 00:04:01,810 All right,ladies. My sister needs to shower. 79 00:04:01,910 --> 00:04:02,860 Make room. 80 00:04:04,730 --> 00:04:06,220 I'm just messoning with you. 81 00:04:06,890 --> 00:04:10,360 - Can't believe you lit up my bathroom. - Well,if I lit up in mine, 82 00:04:10,510 --> 00:04:12,590 In the folks would know it was me,sis. 83 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:14,700 Oh,okay. Let's get one thing straight 84 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:16,570 Our parents maybe insisting on blending our households, 85 00:04:16,730 --> 00:04:18,100 But i am not your sister. 86 00:04:18,210 --> 00:04:19,980 I do not share any of your DNA 87 00:04:20,110 --> 00:04:21,570 Nor do i ever wish to. 88 00:04:22,790 --> 00:04:25,280 Then I suggest you get a new hand towels. 89 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:28,410 Okay. 90 00:04:28,780 --> 00:04:30,700 It's imperative that I bathe. 91 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:32,770 Can you just get out? 92 00:04:33,650 --> 00:04:36,540 You know what? Fine. Just forget it. 93 00:04:43,670 --> 00:04:45,620 Next year,we're doing spring break in Maldives. 94 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:48,700 - Skiing is too dangerous. - You broke your arm in the spa. 95 00:04:50,590 --> 00:04:52,670 Oh,here,Hazel. Thanks for letting me borrow it. 96 00:04:52,810 --> 00:04:55,620 - What is this? - The bracelet you lent me in aspen 97 00:04:55,770 --> 00:04:58,650 Oh,yeah. You know you could've just kept it, 98 00:04:58,760 --> 00:04:59,930 And I would've forgot i had it. 99 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:01,500 Girls,how excited are we? 100 00:05:01,700 --> 00:05:04,330 Party tomorrow night for jenny at socialist ! 101 00:05:04,780 --> 00:05:06,190 It's gonna be my best birthday ever. 102 00:05:06,340 --> 00:05:08,110 I heard the mojitos are amazing. 103 00:05:08,210 --> 00:05:11,510 - Untill you get your moutharound a mini... - oh,I don't,um 104 00:05:11,620 --> 00:05:12,770 It's a sandwich 105 00:05:13,420 --> 00:05:14,960 Oh. Wardrobe,ladies? 106 00:05:15,060 --> 00:05:15,990 Ferragamo clutch(TBD) 107 00:05:16,110 --> 00:05:17,660 And whatever dress i buy today go with 108 00:05:17,810 --> 00:05:19,390 Oh,what about you J? 109 00:05:19,740 --> 00:05:23,300 -I've got some dresses on hold at bendels - There is an a.t.m.,Jenny 110 00:05:23,420 --> 00:05:24,390 you said you want to hit it 111 00:05:24,500 --> 00:05:26,180 You know,to pay penelope back for brunch? 112 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:28,950 Oh,uh,yeah. $120,right? 113 00:05:29,050 --> 00:05:30,230 Ah,I don't feel like stopping. 114 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:31,510 You can get the next one. 115 00:05:40,860 --> 00:05:41,770 What are you doing? 116 00:05:41,870 --> 00:05:43,320 I'm hiding from my valet. 117 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:45,290 He wanted to put my socks on for me this morning. 118 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:49,210 - Your servants are very attentives - new latvian maid. 119 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:51,840 No. No,no,no,he should not meet brigita. He's 14. 120 00:05:51,950 --> 00:05:54,360 - Avoid this person. - May I remind you,Serena, 121 00:05:54,470 --> 00:05:56,190 - That you used to have a sense of humor? - No. 122 00:05:56,940 --> 00:05:58,090 - Morning,father. - Hey. 123 00:05:58,200 --> 00:05:59,340 - Morning,kids. - Morning. 124 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:03,710 -And how is Lily von bulow today? - Oh,I have a headache. 125 00:06:03,830 --> 00:06:05,530 I haad a very frustrating conversation 126 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:07,050 Th the wedding planner this morning. 127 00:06:07,170 --> 00:06:09,580 Oh,may I say aggravation becomes you? 128 00:06:09,700 --> 00:06:11,590 You may,but I won't believe it. 129 00:06:12,230 --> 00:06:15,130 So... First day back at school,huh? 130 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:18,770 Honey,you didn't,uh,want to shower? 131 00:06:22,070 --> 00:06:24,480 I have to go meet Blair. Eric? 132 00:06:25,220 --> 00:06:26,960 Go ahead. He'll take the limo. 133 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:34,730 As my best man, 134 00:06:34,840 --> 00:06:37,010 I expect you to keep things smooth until the wedding. 135 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:39,770 Best man? 136 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:45,000 Uh,um,I'd be honored,sir. 137 00:06:48,220 --> 00:06:49,180 To family. 138 00:07:01,970 --> 00:07:03,270 I came straight from the airport 139 00:07:03,380 --> 00:07:05,110 to take Jenny to school,and she's already gone? 140 00:07:05,220 --> 00:07:08,530 - She slept at Hazel's last night. - Oh. Who's,uh,who's Hazel? 141 00:07:08,820 --> 00:07:09,690 Her new friend, 142 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:11,760 The girl whose family she went with to Aspen. 143 00:07:12,260 --> 00:07:13,950 Yeah,I was actually surprised you let her go 144 00:07:14,060 --> 00:07:16,930 - and cancel on mom like that - Your mom was completely support of it. 145 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:18,460 Jenny was very well taken care of. 146 00:07:18,570 --> 00:07:21,980 Spoke to her every day, twice from the private plane. - Private plane? 147 00:07:22,410 --> 00:07:23,680 It's the best early birthday present 148 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:25,640 We could have given her. Oh, so you paid for it? 149 00:07:25,790 --> 00:07:27,100 Well, I gave her pocket money. 150 00:07:28,380 --> 00:07:30,480 Yeah, Jenny's happier than she's been in a long time 151 00:07:31,050 --> 00:07:32,230 Hey, whenever you're done 152 00:07:32,340 --> 00:07:35,310 with that "i'd doing things differently" look, two things... 153 00:07:35,820 --> 00:07:38,200 One, I can't seem to nail Jenny down 154 00:07:38,320 --> 00:07:41,270 on what she wants to do for actual birthday. - I'll get it out of her. 155 00:07:41,390 --> 00:07:43,200 Good. And, uh, two-- 156 00:07:44,390 --> 00:07:46,130 What the hell are you still doing here? 157 00:07:47,450 --> 00:07:48,400 Mm. Thank you. 158 00:07:48,930 --> 00:07:50,530 At least you get to wake up from your nightmare. 159 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:51,970 I'm living with mine. 160 00:07:52,100 --> 00:07:54,050 And the god I have plans with Dan tonight. 161 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:56,560 Finally,the return of some normalcy! 162 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:58,140 B, what are you doing? 163 00:07:59,170 --> 00:08:01,560 Giving homeschooling some serious consideration. 164 00:08:02,060 --> 00:08:03,330 Look, I know you think 165 00:08:03,460 --> 00:08:05,110 Everyone's still talking about you, 166 00:08:05,250 --> 00:08:07,780 But your 3-week-old-scandal is ancient news. 167 00:08:07,900 --> 00:08:11,160 Did you even hear the dirt happened - Who should I heard it from? Dorota? 168 00:08:11,290 --> 00:08:13,300 Well, after much concerted effort, 169 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:16,340 Ya finally made it into brody jenner's cell phone. 170 00:08:16,470 --> 00:08:17,160 Ugh. 171 00:08:18,290 --> 00:08:19,710 and Kati's dad 172 00:08:19,820 --> 00:08:22,290 moved her entire family back to Israel. Yeah. 173 00:08:22,660 --> 00:08:25,620 And cotatance's bad-girl-turned-good... 174 00:08:25,730 --> 00:08:27,900 Serena Van Der Woodsen... 175 00:08:28,030 --> 00:08:29,810 Moved in with Chuck Bass. 176 00:08:30,250 --> 00:08:31,240 Yeah. So you're thinking 177 00:08:31,350 --> 00:08:32,810 Is whole thing could have blown over by now? 178 00:08:36,810 --> 00:08:37,610 Come on. 179 00:08:39,260 --> 00:08:40,210 That, too. 180 00:08:56,270 --> 00:08:57,450 Don't worry, B 181 00:08:57,960 --> 00:08:59,880 The French revolution had cake. 182 00:09:00,020 --> 00:09:01,060 Come on. Let's go. 183 00:09:02,510 --> 00:09:04,190 The American revolution had tea. 184 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:07,900 But looks like the overthrow of Blair Waldorf, 185 00:09:08,220 --> 00:09:08,960 Well... 186 00:09:14,460 --> 00:09:15,970 Who said you need a silver spoon 187 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:17,950 to dole out just desserts? 188 00:09:38,220 --> 00:09:39,070 Hey, Jenny. 189 00:09:39,210 --> 00:09:40,750 Can i talk to you just for a second? 190 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:43,050 I'll meet you guys, okay? 191 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,260 Hey, so I may have told Blair 192 00:09:46,380 --> 00:09:47,940 you told me the truth about heanand Chuck 193 00:09:48,280 --> 00:09:50,530 And I'm sure she didn't react well to that. 194 00:09:51,730 --> 00:09:53,710 But you don't know what you're dealing with here. 195 00:09:53,830 --> 00:09:56,990 - I'm not scared of Blair - No, I'm not talking about... 196 00:09:55,870 --> 00:09:58,630 I'm talking about...talking about your new circle. 197 00:10:00,070 --> 00:10:01,700 I mean, they've been friends with Blair forever, 198 00:10:01,820 --> 00:10:03,130 and look what they're doing to her. 199 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:05,340 When you fall out of line, 200 00:10:05,460 --> 00:10:06,780 what do you think this gonna happen to you? 201 00:10:07,680 --> 00:10:09,070 I won't fall out of line. 202 00:10:09,390 --> 00:10:10,490 I'm not saying you're gonna... 203 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:13,990 It's just... 204 00:10:14,820 --> 00:10:16,310 You're not like those girls, Jenny. 205 00:10:17,570 --> 00:10:21,170 That's weird, Nate. Since they're my friends, you think we have some stuff in common 206 00:10:23,670 --> 00:10:24,330 Okay. 207 00:10:27,670 --> 00:10:29,010 Well, I will give you this... 208 00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:30,790 You've got good name 209 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:40,920 Ok, I know this is hard for you B 210 00:10:41,030 --> 00:10:41,940 But you can't let them beat you. 211 00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:43,390 You're Blair Waldorf, remember? 212 00:10:45,130 --> 00:10:48,740 Right. These are my steps, 213 00:10:48,860 --> 00:10:49,600 and i'm not gonna relinquish them 214 00:10:49,710 --> 00:10:52,970 without a fight, though it would be helpful 215 00:10:53,090 --> 00:10:55,250 maybe there was one more person in our crowd. 216 00:10:57,410 --> 00:10:59,230 Only old people and children and... 217 00:10:59,390 --> 00:11:01,550 Ugh, there's Chuck 218 00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:03,430 and a blond mini-Chuck. 219 00:11:06,430 --> 00:11:07,670 He's trying to torture me. 220 00:11:09,270 --> 00:11:10,990 - ...I can't believe it. - I know. 220 00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:12,810 Does little J. actually think 221 00:11:12,930 --> 00:11:14,570 she's anything but their lackey? 222 00:11:16,140 --> 00:11:16,760 Hey. 223 00:11:17,090 --> 00:11:17,760 Hi. 224 00:11:17,810 --> 00:11:19,740 So since when does nate archibald have 225 00:11:19,850 --> 00:11:21,770 much to say to Jenny humphrey, huh? 226 00:11:22,370 --> 00:11:23,740 Why? You guys don't like him? 227 00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:26,210 Penelope's only had a historic crush on him 228 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:27,660 since the 20th century. 229 00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:29,030 Since you and Nate are so tight, 230 00:11:29,150 --> 00:11:32,220 - Maybe you can broke that. - Yeah. Maybe. 231 00:11:33,650 --> 00:11:35,850 - They what? - They're taking her out to dinner 232 00:11:36,340 --> 00:11:37,690 for her birthday tomorrow night 233 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:39,510 Table service at Socialista. 234 00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:43,520 So Jenny Humphrey is officially being inscribed on the a-list. 235 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:46,760 - Wait. How do you know this? - Because they invited me, 236 00:11:46,900 --> 00:11:48,560 But I said no out of deference to you. 237 00:11:48,900 --> 00:11:50,580 I just thought I could have dinner 238 00:11:50,690 --> 00:11:52,510 with her and dan and the whole family. 239 00:11:53,820 --> 00:11:56,230 How do you mean she get out of skate 240 00:11:56,350 --> 00:11:58,640 Beause I'm nice. You should try it sometime. 241 00:11:58,750 --> 00:12:01,600 Come on. Um,compliment me. Tell me my hair looks beautiful. 242 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:05,770 But your hair looks disgusting. Did you even shower? 243 00:12:07,270 --> 00:12:09,210 B, I say this out of love, 244 00:12:09,610 --> 00:12:11,330 But you're being a bitch 245 00:12:11,450 --> 00:12:13,440 Which got dairy in your hair in the first place, okay? 246 00:12:13,550 --> 00:12:16,580 Be nice and neutral, and things will swing back to normal. 247 00:12:16,710 --> 00:12:18,810 You're the queen B, so just let nature take its course. 248 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:24,560 I'm going to Model UN, but we're dining tonight,right? 249 00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:28,350 Butter,7:00, um, I don't know if i can go out again tonight. 250 00:12:28,460 --> 00:12:30,680 Why? What are you doing? Do we have a reservation? 251 00:12:31,490 --> 00:12:32,720 Yeah, I mean doesn't it take like 252 00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:36,540 2 weeks get a table there? Not if they slipped me $100 253 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:38,900 Oh, and don't forget, J 254 00:12:39,350 --> 00:12:40,120 You owe me. 255 00:12:41,910 --> 00:12:42,570 Um... 256 00:12:44,580 --> 00:12:46,170 You know, I've got a better idea. 257 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:51,280 What's she doing? 258 00:12:52,930 --> 00:12:54,040 What does she think she's doing? 259 00:12:54,310 --> 00:12:56,560 She's giving you the perfect opportunity for niceness. 260 00:12:56,710 --> 00:12:58,500 - Come on. - No. 261 00:12:58,610 --> 00:12:59,500 Yes 262 00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:02,360 Serena, I know that you're doing something with Dan tonight 263 00:13:02,470 --> 00:13:05,330 But, Blair, um, we're all going to butter, 264 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:09,630 and I was wondering if you wanted to join us? - She'd be delighted, yes, Butter! 265 00:13:11,070 --> 00:13:11,680 Great. 266 00:13:12,610 --> 00:13:13,250 Great! 267 00:13:14,910 --> 00:13:15,630 Very nice. 268 00:13:15,730 --> 00:13:16,330 Thank you. 269 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:24,630 #Who's there for you when you're call and alone?# 270 00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:27,290 #The teenagers, teenagers# 271 00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:31,200 well, are you always looked this good? 272 00:13:31,330 --> 00:13:32,650 You look so good to me. 273 00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:34,550 You look so good to me, 274 00:13:35,050 --> 00:13:37,680 and you smell... Mmm,so clean. 275 00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:39,930 Mm,you're not gonna tell me the Chuck shower story again, 276 00:13:40,050 --> 00:13:41,400 - Are you? - No. 277 00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:42,240 Good. 279 00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:49,790 Dan. 278 00:13:50,900 --> 00:13:52,150 Chuck, how are you? 279 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:55,220 Excellent. Enjoying having family around. 280 00:13:55,420 --> 00:13:57,150 Can you just get it over with, Chuck? 281 00:13:57,260 --> 00:13:59,480 Say whatever pervy thing you're gonna say and just leave? 282 00:14:00,260 --> 00:14:01,110 The wedding caterer 283 00:14:01,210 --> 00:14:02,760 is presenting a tasting to the family. 284 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:07,460 I was coming call you to dinner. - Okay,I'll take off then. 285 00:14:07,700 --> 00:14:08,520 No need. 286 00:14:08,810 --> 00:14:10,850 Already asked the staff to set a place for you. 287 00:14:18,620 --> 00:14:21,120 I have to say I prefer the chestnut pappardelle. 288 00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:23,710 Yeah,the foie gras is a bit rich. 289 00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:25,710 U know, I'm, I'm, umm, slanting heavily towards 290 00:14:25,830 --> 00:14:27,970 The venison fellow. It's fallow 291 00:14:28,090 --> 00:14:29,950 Fallow. Fallow,exactly. Fallow 292 00:14:32,430 --> 00:14:33,650 Oh,for me? 293 00:14:35,150 --> 00:14:35,960 Thank you 294 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:38,140 Who's it from? I don't know... 295 00:14:39,130 --> 00:14:40,560 but it says "open immediately" 296 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:43,500 I have to refrigerate it?It's not for me, I don't know 297 00:14:44,490 --> 00:14:47,190 Oh,don't put your dirty package on the table 298 00:14:47,310 --> 00:14:49,810 I had a dime for every time I heard that 299 00:14:49,940 --> 00:14:51,220 That's enough,Chuck 300 00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,260 Porn and handcuffs? 301 00:15:00,210 --> 00:15:00,940 Really? 302 00:15:01,060 --> 00:15:02,270 Oh,my. Woo 303 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:04,350 This is low,Chuck,even for you 304 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:06,960 What? I didn't send this 305 00:15:10,670 --> 00:15:11,400 Excuse me. 306 00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:12,470 Uh,could you... 307 00:15:12,790 --> 00:15:15,990 Oh,yeah. My pleasure. Uh,it's not--that's not what I-- 308 00:15:16,090 --> 00:15:17,080 I didn't mean that 309 00:15:17,710 --> 00:15:18,630 It's,uh... 310 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,510 It's trash. I'll throw it out 311 00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:38,290 Spotted--blair waldorf,alone at Butter 312 00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:40,740 I'm sorry,miss 313 00:15:40,860 --> 00:15:42,800 But--it looks like your friends aren't coming 314 00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:46,530 Humiliated--party of one 315 00:15:48,910 --> 00:15:50,640 Can't you just picture her sitting there? 316 00:15:50,890 --> 00:15:52,300 Every time memeone comes in the door... 317 00:15:52,450 --> 00:15:56,230 "Ah... It's not them. Oh,no,not them." 318 00:15:56,690 --> 00:15:57,510 Not going to the Butter 319 00:15:57,620 --> 00:15:59,510 is so much better than going to the Butter 320 00:16:00,490 --> 00:16:03,000 My new nanette lepore for jenny's birthday 321 00:16:03,110 --> 00:16:04,220 Gorgeous 322 00:16:04,260 --> 00:16:04,760 Wow 323 00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:05,740 Right? 324 00:16:06,260 --> 00:16:07,750 What's the birthday girl wearing? 325 00:16:07,870 --> 00:16:10,610 Oh,I'm still deciding between two dresses at bergdorf's 326 00:16:10,820 --> 00:16:12,280 I thought you said bendel's 327 00:16:12,410 --> 00:16:13,810 Bendel's. Right. 328 00:16:15,930 --> 00:16:16,960 Oh,it's my dad. 329 00:16:17,470 --> 00:16:19,570 Is there you wearing your black shello? 330 00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:22,980 Which one? You know,I never wear the same thing twice 331 00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:24,990 Mommy taught me well. Hey,dad 332 00:16:25,490 --> 00:16:29,850 You missed dinner,kiddo. Oh,yeah,um,I'm studying at hazel's 333 00:16:29,940 --> 00:16:32,400 And I guessed I lost track of time. Um,I'm not mad 334 00:16:32,510 --> 00:16:34,190 I just feel like I haven't seen you in a while 335 00:16:34,430 --> 00:16:38,060 We haven't even discussed your birthday. I was gonna do something with my friends... 336 00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:41,050 Oh. That's great,honey 337 00:16:41,180 --> 00:16:42,670 But since I have nothing to wear 338 00:16:42,790 --> 00:16:44,890 I don't think that's happening anymore 339 00:16:45,470 --> 00:16:46,720 Well,if you want to be with your friends 340 00:16:46,830 --> 00:16:48,330 We can do the family thing over the weekend 341 00:16:54,770 --> 00:16:55,730 Sweetheart? 342 00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:59,240 Uh,yeah. I'll be home soon,dad 343 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:04,080 Okay. Bye 344 00:17:19,490 --> 00:17:20,950 Hello? Hi 345 00:17:21,060 --> 00:17:24,200 Oh,no check,honey. The drink's on us, 346 00:17:24,330 --> 00:17:25,670 Unless you want something else? 347 00:17:28,890 --> 00:17:29,680 Yes. 348 00:17:30,660 --> 00:17:31,960 Another bellini, 349 00:17:32,110 --> 00:17:33,110 This seared squab 350 00:17:33,230 --> 00:17:35,110 And a bus person of separated tables 351 00:17:35,910 --> 00:17:36,680 Please 352 00:17:42,650 --> 00:17:44,880 One may be the loneliest number... 353 00:17:46,140 --> 00:17:47,680 Information. What city and state,please? 354 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,630 Brooklyn. I think that's in New York 355 00:17:49,780 --> 00:17:52,610 But sometimes only the lonely can play 356 00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:57,140 Wake up,little Jenny. The bitch is back 357 00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:03,090 I thought you said you didn't have anything else 358 00:18:03,230 --> 00:18:05,010 Well,I found some stuff in the back of my closet 359 00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:09,340 hmm. Do you want to go with cash again 360 00:18:09,460 --> 00:18:12,680 Or do you want to buy your sewing machine back? 361 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:16,580 Neither. I want that dress 362 00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:20,490 Honey,this is $1,200 363 00:18:26,460 --> 00:18:30,810 Um,this one's... quite lovely 364 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:33,540 Ah,well,that's more my color 365 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:43,880 I'd say we take the jet to croatia 366 00:18:44,020 --> 00:18:45,370 Where young Eric here 367 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:46,680 can exploit the lesser age of consent 368 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:48,580 Am I invited to the Bachelor party? Brother,please 369 00:18:48,700 --> 00:18:49,970 Then head west to monte carlo 370 00:18:50,090 --> 00:18:51,960 For some all-night cards at metropole 371 00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:53,720 And swing by giza 372 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:56,440 Just to watch the sun come up over the Pyramids 373 00:18:56,920 --> 00:19:01,160 What do you think,father? I think we're here 374 00:19:04,690 --> 00:19:06,940 Uh,see you at home,Bart 375 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:08,550 Chuck will catch up in a minute 376 00:19:14,660 --> 00:19:17,430 You almost ruined things between me and Lily once before 377 00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:19,820 I'm not gonna let that happen again 378 00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:23,450 What are you talking about? I'm talking about the focus stunt you pulled at dinner 379 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:25,680 I didn't send Serena that package 380 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:26,520 And quite frankly 381 00:19:26,630 --> 00:19:29,670 Her violated virgin Mary act is getting pretty old 382 00:19:30,450 --> 00:19:32,570 I thought making you my best man would help 383 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:34,100 What is that supposed to mean? 384 00:19:34,290 --> 00:19:36,420 Inspire you to value my happiness 385 00:19:36,530 --> 00:19:38,100 Over your own childish agenda 386 00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:43,510 Things seem to be working out for you at that club Victrola 387 00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:46,840 I'm thinking you might like me to invest more in the place 388 00:19:47,290 --> 00:19:48,470 So you can have more control? 389 00:19:49,660 --> 00:19:51,540 In exchange for good behavior,of course. 390 00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:54,340 You're bribing me? 391 00:19:55,330 --> 00:19:56,600 So we have a deal then? 392 00:20:01,990 --> 00:20:04,380 Hey,why aren't you school? I'm taking the morning off 393 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:07,270 Volunteering to help those less fortunate than myself. 394 00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:09,180 Wow. You're in a good mood. 395 00:20:09,300 --> 00:20:11,420 Butter with the girls must have gone well last night? 396 00:20:11,730 --> 00:20:13,070 I didn't go,actually 397 00:20:13,730 --> 00:20:17,730 why not? I think she should work a little harder for my forgiveness 398 00:20:18,230 --> 00:20:20,660 Hey,Dan's not hanging out in brooklyn again this morning 399 00:20:20,830 --> 00:20:24,930 He's with you at school,right? No,not yet,but he'll be here soon. Why? 400 00:20:25,270 --> 00:20:27,690 Just tell him I say hi 401 00:20:28,290 --> 00:20:28,930 Okay 402 00:20:31,450 --> 00:20:32,090 Hi 403 00:20:32,550 --> 00:20:33,380 Jenny's dad? 404 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:35,080 We met briefly at thanksgiving 405 00:20:35,710 --> 00:20:36,750 Ah,yeah... 406 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:38,560 Hi 407 00:20:39,410 --> 00:20:42,900 Got three cases of champagne for Serena van der woodsen 408 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,980 No,no. I'm Serena van der woodsen 409 00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:47,090 But those aren't mine 410 00:20:47,210 --> 00:20:49,580 Well,the purchase order never lies. Salud 411 00:21:09,350 --> 00:21:12,120 Hey,guys,I just got this incredible dolce 412 00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:13,460 You wanna see? It's unbelievable 413 00:21:13,590 --> 00:21:16,950 You can't turn your back in your own house. What are you guys talking about? 414 00:21:17,090 --> 00:21:20,910 My mother's valentino was stolen. Oh,my god 415 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:22,800 It was made especially for her 416 00:21:22,970 --> 00:21:24,220 It was the same year he did,uh 417 00:21:24,340 --> 00:21:25,760 Jackie o.'S lace wedding mini 418 00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:29,850 Well,did someone break in? No,and the maid swore to the police 419 00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:33,800 That she didn't take it, but she'll probably get fired. Wait,police for a dress? 420 00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:37,580 It's worthy $15,000. My mother told the maid if she returned it 421 00:21:37,700 --> 00:21:40,320 She could work something out. Like she'll bring it back 422 00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:43,210 Well,you never know. I mean,it could turn up 423 00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:45,490 Right,cause really, where is she gonna wear it? 424 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:50,690 I'm really glad,because when I spoke to her 425 00:21:51,330 --> 00:21:53,260 She mentioned the plans with the girls falling through 426 00:21:55,230 --> 00:21:57,810 Nope. Tell you the truth, I didn't really believe her. why? 427 00:21:58,020 --> 00:21:59,830 I thought she was just conflicted 428 00:22:00,220 --> 00:22:02,420 About choosing friends over family 429 00:22:03,130 --> 00:22:05,380 Well,you know that's the biggest struggle 430 00:22:05,540 --> 00:22:08,420 With a girl of her age. Memory doesn't serve... 431 00:22:08,730 --> 00:22:10,010 Trying to reconcile who you're becoming 432 00:22:10,110 --> 00:22:11,520 With who you used to be 433 00:22:11,730 --> 00:22:14,380 She's been running herself ragged, Mr Humphrey 434 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:18,050 Swedling two worlds? Well,I know she was running herself ragged 435 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:19,700 Trying to get into one of those worlds 436 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:23,320 Picking up dry cleaning, gowns for masked balls... 437 00:22:25,350 --> 00:22:27,250 Well,it's no easier once you're in. 438 00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:30,290 She needs some relief. 439 00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:34,510 Well,then that's what she'll get. 440 00:22:35,380 --> 00:22:36,680 Whatever I can do to help. 441 00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:44,180 Oh,thank god. 442 00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:46,970 Betty? Hi. Excuse me. Um... 443 00:22:47,090 --> 00:22:48,740 Would you pardon me for a moment,please?? 444 00:22:48,830 --> 00:22:49,600 I need to trade back 445 00:22:49,700 --> 00:22:51,100 All right,you can keep the scarf and the shoes, 446 00:22:51,210 --> 00:22:58,640 - I'm sorry,but that's just not gonna be possible. - what? Why? 447 00:22:58,860 --> 00:23:00,870 You know,when you leave here with an item, 448 00:23:00,990 --> 00:23:02,520 You're agreeing to its value. 449 00:23:02,930 --> 00:23:05,170 The dolce sold at $1,200. 450 00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:09,190 The valentino... Is seven times that. 451 00:23:09,650 --> 00:23:11,890 Please look,this has sentimental value, 452 00:23:12,030 --> 00:23:14,400 - And I didn't realize - no,I'm sorry. 453 00:23:14,530 --> 00:23:16,750 A couple of hours ago, this dress was mine,all right? 454 00:23:16,860 --> 00:23:18,120 Doesn't even have tags on it yet. 455 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:20,520 Look,it's not my fault 456 00:23:20,630 --> 00:23:23,200 That you don't know what a valentino's worth. 457 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:39,300 Hello? Nate,it's Jenny. 458 00:23:39,420 --> 00:23:41,500 - What's going on? - Listen,I wouldn't be calling you 459 00:23:41,610 --> 00:23:42,560 I have anyone else to turn to, 460 00:23:42,670 --> 00:23:44,900 But I made a mistake,and I need to fix it, 461 00:23:45,020 --> 00:23:47,980 - And I really need borrow some money. I - Jenny,just slow down. 462 00:23:48,310 --> 00:23:50,620 - I promise I'll pay you back. - Is everything okay? 463 00:23:50,770 --> 00:23:54,130 - Ah,I just--I made a mistake,and I need to fix it. - well,how much? 464 00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:55,730 $8,000. 465 00:23:56,110 --> 00:23:59,300 $8,000? Jenny,what do you need that kind of money for? 466 00:24:00,470 --> 00:24:02,600 You know what? Forget it. I'm sorry I bothered you. 467 00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:11,260 The price of fitting in 468 00:24:11,370 --> 00:24:13,600 Might have gotten a little steeper... 469 00:24:14,980 --> 00:24:16,650 But little J. Still knows 470 00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:18,860 It's what's underneath that counts. 471 00:24:26,730 --> 00:24:29,040 Well,we could put this one on a mylar tablecloth 472 00:24:29,150 --> 00:24:31,270 And pretend it's a bar mitzvah. 473 00:24:33,580 --> 00:24:36,080 Oh,there you are. I have a date with Dan. 474 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:37,500 Could you excuse us? 475 00:24:39,420 --> 00:24:41,980 You're gonna say something worse than the bar mitzvah remark? 476 00:24:42,110 --> 00:24:44,110 Serena,I think we should talk about any feelings 477 00:24:44,230 --> 00:24:46,590 You might be having about my upcoming marriage. 478 00:24:47,010 --> 00:24:51,030 Ay,but you're asking me this now because... 479 00:24:51,140 --> 00:24:53,740 Cause I got a call from your headmistress 480 00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:55,670 Who said that there was something 481 00:24:56,500 --> 00:24:58,850 About a case of alcohol? 482 00:25:00,740 --> 00:25:03,360 Well,I thought you may be acting out. 483 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:06,410 Great,mom. I actually woke up this morning, and I thought, 484 00:25:06,540 --> 00:25:08,810 Mm. I'm a little uncertain about my mother's wedding. 485 00:25:08,930 --> 00:25:10,780 "why don't I invite the entire junior class 486 00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:15,060 Out to the courtyard for a champagne toast. - You have whole things like this before. 487 00:25:15,190 --> 00:25:17,700 Obviously,Chuck's master plan is working. 488 00:25:17,830 --> 00:25:20,170 Can't believe you think Chuck is doing these things. 489 00:25:20,270 --> 00:25:22,690 Looking good to everyone in my life isn't enough for him. 490 00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,700 He has to make me look bad or crazy.. 491 00:25:24,820 --> 00:25:27,910 Well,Chuck may be eccentric, but I doubt he's diabolical. 492 00:25:28,350 --> 00:25:29,400 What's he done now? 493 00:25:37,730 --> 00:25:38,730 I'll tell you what he's done. 494 00:25:44,070 --> 00:25:45,430 Surprise! 495 00:25:46,970 --> 00:25:47,580 Wow. 496 00:25:47,700 --> 00:25:48,660 Happy birthday,Jenny. 497 00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:53,280 Um,dad,I ca--I can't believe you did all this. 498 00:25:54,590 --> 00:25:56,490 And,uh,Blair's here. 499 00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:01,460 Um,this is so great 500 00:26:01,590 --> 00:26:03,090 That all of you are here 501 00:26:04,020 --> 00:26:05,130 In my house. 502 00:26:08,670 --> 00:26:09,880 I should go change. 503 00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:15,680 - Uh,you got it? - Okay. 504 00:26:18,530 --> 00:26:20,000 Don'think she was surprised. 505 00:26:20,350 --> 00:26:22,100 - What's Blair doing here? - I don't know. 506 00:26:22,450 --> 00:26:25,740 - This party's kind of weird. - Weird? It's time for its induction 507 00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:27,280 To the birthday hall of lame. 508 00:26:27,930 --> 00:26:29,040 So not what I pictured 509 00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:32,750 the guy on the phone about the loft party. - Can't believe we gave up our table for this. 510 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:34,530 Mint mojitos at socialista, 511 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:36,660 Mint milanos with Jenny's dad. 512 00:26:37,290 --> 00:26:38,400 He's kind of a hottie. 513 00:26:39,210 --> 00:26:40,570 Yeah,a hottie dad. 514 00:26:41,430 --> 00:26:42,580 How long do we have to stay? 515 00:26:42,860 --> 00:26:44,050 Rice krispie treats? 516 00:26:52,090 --> 00:26:55,010 - You can't believe how mad Bart was. - Yes,I can, 517 00:26:55,110 --> 00:26:56,710 'Cause you've told me about three times. 518 00:26:57,060 --> 00:26:58,420 Wonder what they're gonna do to him. 519 00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:01,200 - I wish I could see his face. - Hey,you know what? I've got some stories,too, 520 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:03,200 Uh,about seeing my mother 521 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:04,500 For the first time since she left at christmas. 522 00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:06,000 - I'm the worst girlfriend. - No,you're not.you're not. 523 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,200 And there's the funny visit to my grandma 524 00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:09,300 At the old folks' home-- 525 00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:13,000 - Two women,a sponge bath and a bedpan. - I'm sorry,you're right. 526 00:27:13,300 --> 00:27:16,030 I wanna be here right now with you. 527 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:18,830 - And--and Nate. - What? 528 00:27:20,630 --> 00:27:21,000 Hey,guys. 529 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:22,660 - hey - hey 530 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,000 Sorry to interrupt. Your mom told me you guys were here. 531 00:27:24,300 --> 00:27:27,660 Can I speak with you for one second,Dan? 532 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,360 Uh,yeah.Yeah,sure. 533 00:27:32,930 --> 00:27:33,300 All right. Okay. 534 00:27:37,930 --> 00:27:39,400 So have you spoken with your sister at all today? 535 00:27:39,700 --> 00:27:42,060 - no. Why? What's wrong? - I don't know she just called me. 536 00:27:42,430 --> 00:27:44,400 She was really freaked out,didn't know where to turn. 537 00:27:44,460 --> 00:27:47,300 - She asked to borrow $8,000. - What? Why? 538 00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:48,330 Yeah,I don't know. I tried to get her 539 00:27:48,330 --> 00:27:50,700 Tell me what was going on, but she wouldn't say anything. 540 00:27:53,500 --> 00:27:56,300 Please? Dad,just get out, okay I need to change! 541 00:27:56,460 --> 00:27:59,230 - Honey,can't you tell me what's going on? - nothing,just leave! 542 00:27:59,300 --> 00:28:03,200 - Are you crying? Are you upset about the party? - No,can we talk about this later,okay? 543 00:28:03,300 --> 00:28:04,900 Really just need to get out of this dress. 544 00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:06,560 Uhh,it's stuck! 545 00:28:07,860 --> 00:28:08,230 Okay,all right. 546 00:28:08,430 --> 00:28:09,500 Just help me,okay? Help me get it off. 547 00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:12,730 - Honey,you have to calm down. - No,hurry up. 548 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:16,260 - Did you get it? - I need a pair of pliers. 549 00:28:17,060 --> 00:28:17,430 Dad... 550 00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:22,530 Sorry. Sorry. We were just looking for our wraps. 551 00:28:22,530 --> 00:28:23,900 I'll get them. 552 00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:27,560 Oh,my god. 553 00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:29,260 That's my mother's dress. 554 00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:32,530 No,you guys,I got this--at resurrection. 555 00:28:32,700 --> 00:28:34,060 Remember,I was telling you 556 00:28:34,660 --> 00:28:36,330 - About the really great dress I bought? - Her mother's one-of-a-kind valentino 557 00:28:36,660 --> 00:28:38,030 That just happened to disappear from her closet. - She must have given it away, forgotten or something. 558 00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:43,560 Are you calling my daughter a thief? 559 00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:45,000 Well-- excuse me. 560 00:28:46,700 --> 00:28:50,060 This feels private,so I'm gonna head out now. 561 00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:54,200 I have a table at butter. 562 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,100 Reservation's under Waldorf, in case there's an after party. 563 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:07,330 Spotted-- Jenny in a red dress 564 00:29:07,330 --> 00:29:10,200 With the red hands to match. 565 00:29:10,530 --> 00:29:13,900 Looks like other disgrace is the name on the label. 566 00:29:19,260 --> 00:29:21,300 Blair said they told you 567 00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:23,000 The original party had fallen through 568 00:29:23,300 --> 00:29:25,200 That they could surprise you with a better one. 569 00:29:26,100 --> 00:29:27,360 Blair's a liar. You got played. 570 00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:30,360 She also said that you were afraid 571 00:29:30,100 --> 00:29:32,460 The girls wouldn't accept everything about you. 572 00:29:32,930 --> 00:29:37,000 She knew you were wrong. She wanted you to feel like you had nothing to be ashamed of. 573 00:29:37,130 --> 00:29:38,500 Was that a lie,too? 574 00:29:44,630 --> 00:29:47,000 Where did you get the dress? 575 00:29:47,300 --> 00:29:48,260 And I know you didn't make it, 576 00:29:48,460 --> 00:29:51,330 Cause your sewing machine is gone. 577 00:29:55,130 --> 00:29:56,900 You have no idea how hard it is,dad. 578 00:29:57,700 --> 00:30:00,060 I sold my sewing machine,okay? 579 00:30:00,430 --> 00:30:02,400 - What? - Ah,and a lamp and some jewelry. 580 00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:03,930 Why? 581 00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:05,960 Because i had to. 582 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:09,500 Dad,did you think that you can just send me off to school 583 00:30:09,500 --> 00:30:10,560 Th a plaid skirt and a metrocard, 584 00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:13,430 And everything will be okay. I am not apologizing 585 00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:15,930 For not having a private plane for you,jenny. 586 00:30:17,260 --> 00:30:19,230 You think i'm ashamed of where i come from? 587 00:30:20,530 --> 00:30:22,300 No,dad,what i am ashamed of 588 00:30:23,130 --> 00:30:25,000 Having to bring a brown-bag lunch to school, 589 00:30:25,130 --> 00:30:26,600 you know,eat it in the bathroom, 590 00:30:27,130 --> 00:30:28,200 And then go out with my friends 591 00:30:28,230 --> 00:30:29,200 And pretend that i'm not hungry 592 00:30:29,260 --> 00:30:30,630 When i go to lunch with them. 593 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000 You don't have to do those things,jenny. 594 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,160 You're making a choice. 595 00:30:39,430 --> 00:30:40,200 Why don't you get? 596 00:30:42,260 --> 00:30:45,230 Do you want me to choose to have no friends? 597 00:30:46,300 --> 00:30:46,960 Look,clearly, 598 00:30:47,830 --> 00:30:49,000 I mean,that's not even a choice anymore, 599 00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:51,000 Because that's just done. 600 00:30:56,300 --> 00:30:58,300 I should probably get back. 601 00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:00,000 So,thank you for staying with me 602 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:03,300 - while i hid out from my house of horrors. - Oh,no problem. 603 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,300 So do you think jenny will be all right? Yeah,dan's a good guy. 604 00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:07,630 He'll take care of her. 605 00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:11,230 You are,too,you know,a good guy-- 606 00:31:11,230 --> 00:31:13,500 A forgiving guy 607 00:31:13,530 --> 00:31:15,900 Who can't pit himself against blair forever. 608 00:31:17,030 --> 00:31:19,400 -Good night. -I'm sorry you gave me an opening. 609 00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:22,230 Couldn't resist. I'm just saying. 610 00:31:22,230 --> 00:31:24,130 - How are you doing,man? - Night. 611 00:31:24,230 --> 00:31:24,700 - Hey. - Hey. 612 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,200 - Where have you been? - Therapy. 613 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:32,000 For four hours? -Well,before i was-- i was playing wii tennis with chuck 614 00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:33,230 At this guy named Brantforth's house? 615 00:31:34,060 --> 00:31:35,000 why are you hanging out with him? 616 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,100 Brantforth? 617 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,330 Chuck is fun,okay? 618 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,500 He's cool to me, and he doesn't treat me like some freak 619 00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:44,130 - At just out the ostroff center. - Who treats you like that? 620 00:31:44,730 --> 00:31:46,200 guys at st. Jude's,the girls at constance, 621 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,100 - A at the korean deli on 75TH street. - Eric... 622 00:31:49,990 --> 00:31:53,000 And he's not--he's not always careful around me, 623 00:31:53,130 --> 00:31:55,000 Like--like one bad thing, and i'll break or something. 624 00:31:56,430 --> 00:31:58,100 Besides,i always wanted a brother. 625 00:31:58,460 --> 00:32:00,830 I'm trying it out,you know? Here. 626 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,000 -What's this? -Chuck said it came for you this morning. 627 00:32:04,030 --> 00:32:06,000 Thought you might want to open it out of the house, 628 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:09,330 Just in case.why didn't he bring it to me himself? 629 00:32:09,330 --> 00:32:11,360 Cause he thought you wanted him to stay away from you. 630 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,330 Whoa. Is that coke? 631 00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:20,560 How do you like a brother who use you as a drug mule? 632 00:32:22,100 --> 00:32:23,460 Serena,I. 633 00:32:31,260 --> 00:32:32,930 Hey. Who turned 12? 634 00:32:33,030 --> 00:32:35,400 Oh,please don't rub it in. 635 00:32:40,230 --> 00:32:42,400 Dad,what happened? 636 00:32:54,660 --> 00:32:55,030 Hey. 637 00:32:56,230 --> 00:32:58,100 You okay? 638 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:03,330 You wanna tell me why you needed to borrow $8,000? 639 00:33:03,330 --> 00:33:04,800 Not really. 640 00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:08,860 I can't believe nate told you. 641 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,330 Well,he was worried about you, 642 00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:13,330 At you might be turning into some hideous upper et t cyborg. 643 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:15,000 He said that? 644 00:33:15,100 --> 00:33:17,660 No. No,i did. 645 00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:22,330 Just got in way over my head. 646 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,130 You know,i thought i could trade the dress 647 00:33:26,730 --> 00:33:29,100 wear it that night and return it, 648 00:33:29,100 --> 00:33:29,760 But just... 649 00:33:36,530 --> 00:33:38,000 Look,uh... 650 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:39,560 It's your birthday, 651 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:41,000 I think we should get some ice cream, 652 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,500 And we can talk about all this stuff later,okay? 653 00:33:46,430 --> 00:33:47,400 Okay. 654 00:33:47,330 --> 00:33:49,200 I'll just let dad know what we're gonna do. 655 00:33:53,130 --> 00:33:55,100 Jenny, you have so much more to offer 656 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:57,000 Than the things that those girls have,really. 657 00:33:57,130 --> 00:33:58,900 You've got so much more to bring to the table. 658 00:34:00,230 --> 00:34:02,900 You just need to find a way to believe that. 659 00:34:21,300 --> 00:34:22,830 What the hell is your problem? 660 00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:25,300 Specify the context. 661 00:34:26,230 --> 00:34:27,800 You disgust me,chuck. 662 00:34:27,930 --> 00:34:29,300 How dare you involve eric in something like this? 663 00:34:30,100 --> 00:34:32,100 No wonder you're friendless and girlfriendless. 664 00:34:32,130 --> 00:34:36,000 - Even your own father expects the worst from you - Well,you saw to that. 665 00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:38,160 Listen,if we're gonna exist under the same roof, 666 00:34:38,260 --> 00:34:42,230 - I am laying down some house rules - No need,princes Bart already kicked me out. 667 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:44,460 What? 668 00:34:44,500 --> 00:34:46,000 I'm moving back to my suite. 669 00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:50,860 Bart thought it would be best for family be that way for a while 670 00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:06,160 There's a line outside. 671 00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:08,260 You're ready to give up you're table yet? 672 00:35:09,230 --> 00:35:10,200 No. My party's coming. 673 00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:12,130 They're coming! 674 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:27,300 These seats taken? 675 00:35:28,100 --> 00:35:29,260 Any good general knows 676 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,730 You never let your soldiers see you sweat. 677 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,260 Look's like this battle's ending at butter, 678 00:35:35,260 --> 00:35:39,100 And the win belongs to B. 679 00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:41,960 Victory is sweet. 680 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,400 I don't want jenny leave this house, ok? 681 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,400 I-i know,dad,but it's,you know, it's her birthday, 682 00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:51,630 - and i kind of promised. - Well,since when you don't make the decisions around here 683 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:55,000 - she'll just have to take that with a green household - i'm sorry so what are you gonna do? 684 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,600 Are you just gonna keep her locked up? 685 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,260 I don't know. 686 00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:05,360 last week,Aspen. This week,prison? 687 00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:07,930 Yeah,well,spring break is over for everyone, 688 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,630 Including myself 689 00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:12,060 Really took my eyes off the ball. 690 00:36:12,230 --> 00:36:15,000 so...so what do you want to do? 691 00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:20,230 Why don't we just celebrate 15 692 00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:23,030 with some jenny cake in the kitchen? 693 00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:24,960 Ay. All right. I'll go tell her. 694 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,830 So, Jen 695 00:36:37,100 --> 00:36:37,960 She's gone. 696 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:38,530 What? 697 00:36:38,530 --> 00:36:39,860 She's not in there. She's gone. 698 00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:50,760 hey 699 00:36:51,730 --> 00:36:54,100 Uh,i'm sorry for calling you like that earlier. 700 00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:56,760 i'm so embarrassed. 701 00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:58,960 I know,it was stupid and--and inappropriate-- 702 00:36:59,100 --> 00:37:01,000 No,no,no,no. Listen,i'm just glad you're okay. 703 00:37:02,260 --> 00:37:03,630 Yeah. 704 00:37:04,460 --> 00:37:08,430 Um, okay, well, I do have a favor to ask you. 705 00:37:08,530 --> 00:37:09,300 I mean,it's not money, 706 00:37:09,460 --> 00:37:12,830 But i just really don't want to be alone on my birthday. 707 00:37:45,460 --> 00:37:47,230 Oh,for me? Thank you. 708 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,000 Oh,my god. 709 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:57,960 What's wrong? 710 00:37:58,300 --> 00:37:59,900 Nothing. 711 00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:02,860 I'll be back. 712 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:09,700 Excuse me. 713 00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:10,930 Cuse me! 714 00:38:12,530 --> 00:38:14,100 I'm going to the bar. 715 00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:15,230 What? 716 00:38:15,430 --> 00:38:17,000 Bar! 717 00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:20,000 We'll be right back. 718 00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:26,060 Where are all the hot guys? 719 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,130 i don't know. 720 00:38:28,630 --> 00:38:31,000 - they don't exactly serve tea and cupcake - 20 minutes. 721 00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:34,860 Is this really happening? 722 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,460 Penelope,you know nate,right? 723 00:38:37,730 --> 00:38:39,100 Of course. Hi. 724 00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:44,130 Hi. Uh,how are you? good to see you again 726 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,600 Hazel,i think maybe your mom 727 00:38:48,700 --> 00:38:50,460 has given away that valentino. 728 00:38:50,700 --> 00:38:54,060 Yeah,she is always cleaning out her closet, 729 00:38:54,230 --> 00:38:57,100 And that ativancan really play with her memory 730 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:25,230 Hey. 731 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,360 I'm really sorry,chuck. 732 00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:30,730 i don't know it wasn't you who sent me that stuff. 733 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,000 Never thought i'd say this, 734 00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:36,200 but it turns out chuck bass is innocent. 735 00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:40,000 So, who did send S. all those naughty gifts? 736 00:39:44,630 --> 00:39:47,000 Why don't i make you a drink?