1 00:00:00,230 --> 00:00:02,560 Here--your one and only source 2 00:00:02,600 --> 00:00:04,930 Into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite. 3 00:00:04,960 --> 00:00:07,960 I got three cases of champagne for Serena Van Der Woodsen. 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:10,200 For me? Who's it from? 5 00:00:10,230 --> 00:00:12,800 Porn and handcuffs? This is low,Chuck,even for you. 6 00:00:12,830 --> 00:00:16,160 What's this? Chuck said it came for you this morning. Whoa. Is that coke? 7 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:18,430 How do you like a brother who uses you as a drug mule? 8 00:00:18,460 --> 00:00:21,200 - I can't believe you think Chuck is doing these things. - What's he done now? 9 00:00:21,230 --> 00:00:23,660 I'll tell you what he's done. If we're gonna exist under the same roof, 10 00:00:23,700 --> 00:00:27,930 - I am laying down some house rules. - No need,princess. Bart already kicked me out. 11 00:00:28,260 --> 00:00:30,960 - I'm moving back to my suite. -I love you,Nate Archibald. 12 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,730 Always have,always will. 13 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:35,030 I want nothing else to do with you,Blair. It's over. 14 00:00:35,060 --> 00:00:38,160 Jenny,if you walk away from me now,I will ruin you. 15 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:40,760 - How are you gonna do that? - My mother's Valentino was stolen. 16 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:44,230 - Oh,my god. That's my mother's dress. - Do you think that you can just send me off to school 17 00:00:44,260 --> 00:00:46,230 With a plaid skirt and a metrocard, 18 00:00:46,260 --> 00:00:49,030 - And everything will be okay? - I'm really sorry, Chuck. 19 00:00:49,060 --> 00:00:52,200 I know it wasn't you who sent me that stuff. 20 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:58,160 And who am I? 21 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:01,630 That's a secret I'll never tell. 22 00:01:01,660 --> 00:01:03,630 You know you love me. 23 00:01:03,660 --> 00:01:05,660 X.o.x.o.,gossip girl. 24 00:01:05,700 --> 00:01:07,860 Captioned by closed captioning services,inc. 25 00:01:07,900 --> 00:01:10,260 There are three things we do alone-- 26 00:01:10,300 --> 00:01:12,260 We are born,we die, 27 00:01:12,300 --> 00:01:14,600 And if we're a high school junior headed for college, 28 00:01:14,630 --> 00:01:16,760 We take the S.A.T. 29 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:19,760 And while the test is said to measure our best traits, 30 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:21,430 Preparing for it 31 00:01:21,460 --> 00:01:23,630 Inevitably brings out the worst... 32 00:01:23,660 --> 00:01:26,360 humility becomes self-doubt... 34 00:01:29,930 --> 00:01:32,230 Guess we're all in trouble,huh? 35 00:01:31,460 --> 00:01:33,060 Striving becomes obsession. 36 00:01:33,100 --> 00:01:35,460 "It's Tuesday on the other side of town" 37 00:01:35,500 --> 00:01:38,100 Some are driven to self-medication... 38 00:01:38,130 --> 00:01:40,000 "Most would just give up for dead" 39 00:01:40,030 --> 00:01:42,660 So I said,"Alfie,don't get so upset" 40 00:01:42,700 --> 00:01:45,700 We all get scared of sticking out our necks 41 00:01:45,730 --> 00:01:48,130 It's expected 42 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:50,360 While others cling to the security 43 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:52,330 Of being part of a group. 44 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:53,530 Ooh,Ah 45 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:55,260 Ba,Ba,Ba 46 00:01:55,300 --> 00:01:57,460 Ba,Ba,Sha-Doo,Be-Doo 47 00:01:57,500 --> 00:01:59,460 Ba,Ba,Ba 48 00:01:59,500 --> 00:02:02,630 And anyone who's used to bending the rules 49 00:02:02,660 --> 00:02:04,630 Will find themselves breaking them. 50 00:02:04,660 --> 00:02:08,330 Ba,ba,ba,ba,ba,sha-doo 51 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:11,800 Come on,come on it's time to lose control 52 00:02:11,830 --> 00:02:15,100 Come on,come on turn off your radio 53 00:02:15,130 --> 00:02:19,000 Come on,come on you're gonna feel all right 54 00:02:19,030 --> 00:02:22,200 Come on,come on let's do the panic tonight 55 00:02:22,230 --> 00:02:23,830 Uhh! 56 00:02:23,860 --> 00:02:26,460 Ugh! Dad,don't ever do that again. 57 00:02:26,500 --> 00:02:28,460 Just doing what I was told. time's up. 58 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:31,030 I was instructed that whenever time was up, 59 00:02:31,060 --> 00:02:34,200 I should share that information. Yes,but the manner in which you went about it...it was like 60 00:02:34,230 --> 00:02:36,960 - You were deliberately trying to humiliate me. - How about? 61 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:40,200 Uh... half. I finished exactly half in the allowed time. 62 00:02:40,230 --> 00:02:42,330 - Well,you're a smart kid. - I'm a choker. I choke. 63 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:45,330 Mm,just in your head. T-ball. First grade. Remember this? 64 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:47,700 Bases loaded, and I stuck out. You were 6. 65 00:02:47,730 --> 00:02:49,960 The ball was on a tee,not moving. You'll come through. 66 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,760 You're basing that on what,exactly? 67 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:54,760 Blind faith? 68 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,100 - Bye. -Wait. 69 00:02:56,130 --> 00:02:58,100 - Dad,I'm gonna be late. - I'm coming with you. 70 00:02:58,130 --> 00:03:00,930 - What? You're walking me to school? - Ineed the exercise. 71 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:04,200 I made one mistake. It doesn't mean I need 72 00:03:04,230 --> 00:03:07,000 - A human ankle monitor. - You used to beg me to walk you to school. 73 00:03:07,030 --> 00:03:09,860 - You'd cry if I didn't walk you to class. - That wasn't me. that was Dan. 74 00:03:09,900 --> 00:03:11,760 It's true,but I was 6, 75 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:14,530 And it an emotional time for me. It was post-t-ball. Jenny,what you did was wrong 76 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:16,030 And really out of character. 77 00:03:16,060 --> 00:03:18,200 Grounding you is not just about punishment. 78 00:03:18,230 --> 00:03:21,200 - We need to spend some time together, reconnect. - Yeah, I want that,too. 79 00:03:21,230 --> 00:03:23,660 Just... not in public and in front of my friends. 80 00:03:23,700 --> 00:03:26,460 All right. Tonight. Dinner. 81 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:29,130 Okay. And I have group rehearsal. 82 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:31,130 - I'm the alto. - And I'm really proud, 83 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:33,130 But we are connecting this evening over Lasagna. 84 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:35,560 Hey,Jen,you wanna wait up for a second? we could take the... 85 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:38,530 Well,A-All right,I'll see ya at school. 88 00:03:43,100 --> 00:03:45,460 2200. Fair. 89 00:03:45,500 --> 00:03:46,630 It's 90th percentile. 90 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:48,630 Which means Nelly Yuki probably got 2300. 91 00:03:48,660 --> 00:03:51,630 And you don't even talk to her. why do you care how she does? 92 00:03:51,660 --> 00:03:53,630 Nelly Yuki has her sights set on Yale,too. 93 00:03:53,660 --> 00:03:55,130 What are the odds 94 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:57,300 Of them accepting two girls from constance? 95 00:03:57,330 --> 00:03:59,300 And have you seen Nelly Yuki's extracurriculars? 96 00:03:59,330 --> 00:04:01,500 I need to kick her well-rounded ass. 97 00:04:01,530 --> 00:04:04,960 And they say you've lost your edge. Nelly Yuki must be destroyed. 98 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:08,130 - Why do you keep saying her name? - Because it's Nelly Yuki. 99 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:11,130 Ew,gross. Incoming--chuck. You ready? 100 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:13,130 No,I gotta wait for Dan. He's pretty stressed. 101 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:16,130 He doesn't do well with tests,so... performance anxiety? 102 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:17,800 Bye,Blair. 103 00:04:23,500 --> 00:04:26,460 She really needs to tone down on the social niceties. 104 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:28,460 It's embarrassing. Eventually,the two of you 105 00:04:28,500 --> 00:04:31,600 - Are gonna have to work out your issues. - What issues? I'm issue-free. 106 00:04:31,630 --> 00:04:34,000 And,uh,based on my exhaustive research, 107 00:04:34,030 --> 00:04:35,500 So are you. 108 00:04:35,530 --> 00:04:37,330 Georgina? 109 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:39,330 According to my very reliable sources, 110 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:41,760 Georgina Sparks is nowhere near our fair isle. 111 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:45,060 She's in switzerland,dating the prince of Belfort. 112 00:04:45,100 --> 00:04:47,060 There's a prince of Belfort? uh-huh. 113 00:04:47,100 --> 00:04:49,660 And she's dating him? oh,thank God. 114 00:04:49,700 --> 00:04:51,660 Now you can enjoy the gifts she mailed you 115 00:04:51,700 --> 00:04:54,730 With peace of mind... and maybe Chuck in the room. 116 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:57,260 Oh,shoot. Except we're siblings. 117 00:04:57,300 --> 00:04:59,600 Georgie always brought out the devil in you. 118 00:04:59,630 --> 00:05:01,960 Part of me is a little disappointed she's not here. 119 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,830 Mm,I wonder which part. It's been a while since I saw the old Serena. 120 00:05:04,860 --> 00:05:06,360 Well,thanks to her, 121 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:08,360 The new one has to break 2000 on her S.A.T.s. 122 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:10,960 So if you could just go smarm elsewhere... 123 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:13,630 The offer still stands. I know a,uh,lovely little redhead 124 00:05:13,660 --> 00:05:16,630 That's just dying to be you for the day. Oh,I'll leave the cheating to you,Chuck. 125 00:05:16,660 --> 00:05:19,030 I plan on taking the S.A.T.s myself. 126 00:05:20,830 --> 00:05:22,830 You have no idea how lucky you are. 127 00:05:22,860 --> 00:05:24,330 Seriously,Jenny. 128 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:27,330 I would do anything to be a freshman again. Junior year sucks. 129 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:30,830 Nate doesn't call. I'm not ready for the s.a.t.s. Maybe I should join Kati on the Kibbutz in Israel, 130 00:05:30,860 --> 00:05:33,330 - Quit now. - You guys,it's just a test. 131 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:35,830 Look,cram session tonight. My dad's making lasagna. 132 00:05:35,860 --> 00:05:37,830 My brother's got tons of flash cards, 133 00:05:37,860 --> 00:05:39,830 And I'm totally available to help. 134 00:05:39,860 --> 00:05:41,860 That won't be necessary,little J. 135 00:05:41,900 --> 00:05:44,000 You girls are all taken care of, 136 00:05:44,030 --> 00:05:46,500 Courtesy of Blair Waldorf S.A.T. prep and spa. 137 00:05:46,530 --> 00:05:50,030 Are you serious? If you're gonna sweat the test,it better not clog your pores. 138 00:05:50,060 --> 00:05:52,730 This evening at my penthouse,you'll find personal tutors, 139 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:55,460 Hot stone massages,mani-pedis and an amazing acupuncturist 140 00:05:55,500 --> 00:05:57,560 Who specializes in mental acuity. 141 00:05:57,600 --> 00:06:00,730 Guess that beats my dad's lasagna. I'll flickr over some photos for you. 142 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:03,500 Oh,it's upperclassmen only. I'm sure you understand. 143 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:05,330 Totally. 144 00:06:09,660 --> 00:06:12,630 Wait up,B. 145 00:06:12,660 --> 00:06:15,660 I'm so glad I didn't book that flight to tel Aviv. 146 00:06:15,700 --> 00:06:18,060 Spotted in the halls of constance--little j. realizing 147 00:06:18,100 --> 00:06:21,260 That age really does come before beauty. 148 00:06:21,300 --> 00:06:23,330 S.a.t.s? 149 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:25,330 Yeah. yeah,and,uh,soccer? 150 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:27,830 Why not give the old ball a kick? 151 00:06:27,860 --> 00:06:30,330 Season's just around the corner... in October. 152 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:33,330 No,no,you know what? I have to stop doing that. 153 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:36,330 I'll just focus on myself and my--my test and my prep. 154 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:39,330 What other people do or don't do is about them,absolutely. 155 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:41,500 Not a good tester,huh? 156 00:06:41,530 --> 00:06:44,500 Oh,Chuck,I had no idea you felt that way about me. 157 00:06:44,530 --> 00:06:47,530 Good to know you're at least still kind of funny. 158 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:49,030 Hey,I'm so sorry. 159 00:06:49,060 --> 00:06:52,030 I've been completely off the radar the past few days. 160 00:06:52,060 --> 00:06:54,030 New home,new family. It's okay. 161 00:06:54,060 --> 00:06:56,030 Yeah,it's,um,pretty overwhelming. 162 00:06:56,060 --> 00:06:58,530 Yeah,I...I've been a little overwhelmed myself lately. 163 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:00,530 Well,you wanna hang out... Study? 164 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:03,030 Mmm. ooh. I wanna take whatever s.a.t. prep course 165 00:07:03,060 --> 00:07:04,530 You're signed up for. 166 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:07,030 Well,it's not too late. 167 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:09,030 Okay. I'm in,then. 168 00:07:09,060 --> 00:07:11,100 I'll see you. 169 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:17,900 You always did know how to leave them wanting more. 170 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:22,160 Oh,my god,Georgina. 171 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:29,760 - What are you doing here? - Well,I told you I was coming. 172 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:34,700 Didn't you get my gifts? - Uh,you're supposed to be in switzerland dating a prince. 173 00:07:34,830 --> 00:07:36,830 Luckily daddy didn't need the g5. 174 00:07:36,860 --> 00:07:38,860 Haven't you missed me? 175 00:07:38,900 --> 00:07:40,530 How could I not? 176 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:43,530 Okay. You don't want to throw me a homecoming party. 177 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:46,030 I get it,but let's have a cocktail, 178 00:07:46,060 --> 00:07:47,500 Catch up. 179 00:07:47,530 --> 00:07:52,200 S.,you're really gonna hurt my feelings, 180 00:07:52,230 --> 00:07:55,130 And you know how I get when my feelings are hurt. 181 00:07:59,830 --> 00:08:02,160 Great. I'll see you tonight. 182 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:05,100 It's so weird seeing you. It's almost like i never left. 183 00:08:11,030 --> 00:08:12,500 Spotted in the courtyard-- 184 00:08:12,530 --> 00:08:14,000 Serena looking like she's seen a ghost-- 185 00:08:14,030 --> 00:08:15,660 The ghost of parties past. 186 00:08:22,030 --> 00:08:25,860 - Jenny,why did you want to meet here? - Well,I've been thinking-- 187 00:08:25,900 --> 00:08:28,860 What's the one thing that no one in our group has, 188 00:08:28,900 --> 00:08:30,860 I mean,not even Blair? - Compassion? 189 00:08:30,900 --> 00:08:33,860 No,a boyfriend. you know,if I'm gonna make it to queen, 190 00:08:33,900 --> 00:08:37,060 I need a king. Queen Elizabeth never had a boyfriend. 191 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:39,660 But she only had the spanish to conquer, 192 00:08:39,700 --> 00:08:42,200 And I have Blair Waldorf. Let's talk qualifications. 193 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:44,560 He has to be cute,but not fool of himself. 194 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:49,000 He has to be from the right kind of family... 195 00:08:49,030 --> 00:08:51,600 Ugh,but not disgusting. 196 00:08:53,560 --> 00:08:55,200 Come on. 197 00:08:55,230 --> 00:08:56,500 Whoa! 198 00:08:56,530 --> 00:08:59,100 Oh,oh,aw... 199 00:08:59,130 --> 00:09:02,060 I'm so sorry. are you okay? 200 00:09:02,100 --> 00:09:04,900 Yeah,uh,my lunch isn't,though. 201 00:09:04,930 --> 00:09:05,900 Oh,Linus. 202 00:09:05,930 --> 00:09:09,730 Let me give you... my last dollar. 203 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:11,730 Oh,I couldn't. 204 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:14,260 You shouldn't be walking the streets with no money. 205 00:09:14,300 --> 00:09:16,600 Let's just settle for an i.o.u. then. 206 00:09:16,630 --> 00:09:18,600 It's just a hot dog. 207 00:09:18,630 --> 00:09:21,430 That was just my excuse to give this to you. 208 00:09:21,460 --> 00:09:24,130 Here's my number. 209 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:26,760 Thank you. 210 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,260 I mean,it's fine. 211 00:09:28,300 --> 00:09:31,760 I mean,I'm really not even that hungry. 212 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:33,960 Well,if you change your mind... 213 00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:42,330 What are you doing? He's gorgeous. 214 00:09:42,360 --> 00:09:43,830 He's a dog walker. 215 00:09:43,860 --> 00:09:46,330 I need a king,not a jester. 216 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:50,900 Come on. Let's go lurk outside dalton. 217 00:09:57,100 --> 00:09:58,560 - Hey. - Vanessa. 218 00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:02,330 You're nate,right? You play a very small but crucial role 219 00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:04,300 In my video project. - Oh,that's right. 220 00:10:04,330 --> 00:10:07,630 I remember you following Dan around with your video camera. - Hey,Nate. 221 00:10:07,660 --> 00:10:10,460 What are you doing here? I mean,I know the coffee's good... 222 00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:12,500 Since I've taken every s.a.t. prep and review class 223 00:10:12,530 --> 00:10:15,960 In the five boroughs,I figured why not pay it forward? So--so you don't need these? 224 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,730 You know,I've actually already taken it. 225 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:19,730 My parents don't want me going to u.s.c., 226 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:22,160 So I had to make sure my scores were good enough 227 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:24,800 To get in without their help,which,thanks to these books, 228 00:10:24,830 --> 00:10:27,800 They were,so i'm done. - While we all love hearing about the struggles of the idle rich, 229 00:10:27,830 --> 00:10:29,800 Dan's got a fine tutor right here. 230 00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:32,130 I ace every practice test i take, 231 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:35,600 - So we don't need your hand-me-downs. - Um,you know what? th-this is actually pretty good. 232 00:10:35,630 --> 00:10:37,930 - This looks good. thank you. - Is there a reason you insist 233 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:41,160 On looking so desperate and needy? - She's been like that since we were kids-- 234 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:43,200 Venomous without provocation. It's better than being a charity case. 235 00:10:43,230 --> 00:10:44,830 She's rude,too. I see that. 236 00:10:44,860 --> 00:10:47,630 Yeah. Well,i gotta get going, 237 00:10:47,660 --> 00:10:50,260 But i hope these are useful. 238 00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:53,760 Oh,yeah,yeah,very. Thank you. 239 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:55,260 What? 240 00:10:55,300 --> 00:10:57,860 They're--hey,every little bit helps. 243 00:11:14,660 --> 00:11:17,500 Is this really the best place for us to talk? 244 00:11:17,530 --> 00:11:19,500 You of all people know 245 00:11:19,530 --> 00:11:22,700 Nothing gets me talking like a cosmo. 247 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:29,230 A lot has changed since we used to hang out,Georgie. 248 00:11:29,260 --> 00:11:32,260 - I know. I get it. - No,you don't get it,or you wouldn't have sent me 249 00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:34,600 All those so-called gifts in the first place. 250 00:11:34,630 --> 00:11:37,160 Oh,come on,sweetie. Those were funny. 251 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:40,760 Get over yourself. I was just trying to make you laugh. 252 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,660 How about this-- How about for one night, 253 00:11:42,700 --> 00:11:45,430 We hang out like old times,but unlike old times, 254 00:11:45,460 --> 00:11:47,260 I won't get out of control,unless you want me to. 255 00:11:47,300 --> 00:11:49,030 I mean,i can totally get out-- 256 00:11:49,060 --> 00:11:50,700 No,okay. I-i won't get out of control, 257 00:11:50,730 --> 00:11:52,700 And i totally respect that. 258 00:11:52,730 --> 00:11:55,500 Please stop me any time you feel like answering. 259 00:11:55,530 --> 00:11:58,230 Any... time. come on. 261 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:04,860 One drink,but only one. 262 00:12:04,900 --> 00:12:06,930 Cheers. 264 00:12:12,630 --> 00:12:14,600 Where are all the tutors? 265 00:12:14,630 --> 00:12:16,600 - And the masseuses? - And the smoothies? 266 00:12:16,630 --> 00:12:19,060 All that i have promised you is waiting. 267 00:12:19,100 --> 00:12:21,230 And while it gives me great pleasure 268 00:12:21,260 --> 00:12:24,630 To think of us crossing that s.a.t. finish line together, 269 00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:27,460 Before the race can begin, 270 00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:30,100 You need to be made aware of one little thing. 271 00:12:30,130 --> 00:12:32,100 Nelly Yuki,top in our class, 272 00:12:32,130 --> 00:12:34,300 Summer schooled at the Sorbonne. 273 00:12:34,330 --> 00:12:37,330 Lots of people do summer at Sorbonne,including me. 274 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:39,830 True. Penelope,you may be a national merit scholar, 275 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:42,230 But Nelly Yuki is a merit scholar... 276 00:12:42,260 --> 00:12:44,400 A Peabody scholar 277 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:46,800 And an intel science talent search finalist. 278 00:12:46,830 --> 00:12:49,600 Isabel,you're a concert pianist, 279 00:12:49,630 --> 00:12:52,630 But Itzhak Perlman himself gave Nelly her very first violin. 280 00:12:52,660 --> 00:12:54,400 Hazel... 281 00:12:54,430 --> 00:12:56,500 You're just along for the ride,'kay? 282 00:12:56,530 --> 00:13:00,800 But if any of us wants to live out our college dreams, 283 00:13:00,830 --> 00:13:03,300 We have to find Nelly Yuki's weakness 284 00:13:03,330 --> 00:13:04,800 And exploit it. 285 00:13:04,830 --> 00:13:08,000 So what's it gonna be-- aromatherapy or annihilation? 286 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:12,330 What's the plan? 289 00:13:21,660 --> 00:13:24,130 It was,like,the worst thing ever, 290 00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:26,130 And then--and then,do you remember? 291 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:29,030 Do you remember when we ran out of money? 292 00:13:29,060 --> 00:13:31,630 And then i had to flash the bartender 293 00:13:31,660 --> 00:13:34,630 'Cause we ran out of money. Wait,wait. Oh,my god. 294 00:13:34,660 --> 00:13:36,260 Remember when we were Savannah and Svetlana? - Oh,Savannah. 295 00:13:36,300 --> 00:13:37,760 Savannah! 296 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:41,960 I totally forgot about Savannah and Svetlana. Svetlana. 297 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:45,030 Wait,no,I think we were Tiffany and Angel that night. 299 00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:48,630 Oh,you could talk me into anything. 300 00:13:48,660 --> 00:13:50,530 Hey,ladies,can i,uh,get you guys another round? 301 00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:52,130 - Ooh. - No,thank you. 302 00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:53,660 Hmm. Oh. 303 00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:55,660 My american girlfriend, 304 00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:56,730 So uptight. 305 00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:59,230 They think the drink lead to the sex. 306 00:13:59,260 --> 00:14:01,500 No,no,no,I wasn't being rude. 307 00:14:01,530 --> 00:14:04,200 I just didn't want to take anything 308 00:14:04,230 --> 00:14:06,230 If I couldn't offer anything in return. 309 00:14:06,260 --> 00:14:08,230 We'd be happy with just one dance. 310 00:14:08,260 --> 00:14:11,060 Aw. Aw. I'm afraid i have two left feet. 311 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:14,060 Aw,this is what is the practice for. Come on,lady. 312 00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:15,700 Opa! 314 00:14:17,260 --> 00:14:19,400 Who is that? 315 00:14:19,430 --> 00:14:22,860 Um,no one. uh,thank you for calling back. 316 00:14:22,900 --> 00:14:24,560 Ahh! Nadine the beauty queen. How can i help you? 317 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:26,560 I don't have time for this. 318 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:28,560 Do you want 1 or 2 g's? 319 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,830 Can you just give it-- some dealer you know? 320 00:14:30,860 --> 00:14:33,760 I didn't realize i brought my grandmother. 321 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:35,730 I have to go. 323 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,360 Hey,come here. 324 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:44,660 Whoo! 325 00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:48,160 I'm so stupid,so,so,so,so stupid. 326 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:50,200 You don't sound stupid. You sound drunk. 327 00:14:50,230 --> 00:14:52,200 What have you been into? 328 00:14:52,230 --> 00:14:53,700 Georgina. 329 00:14:53,730 --> 00:14:56,700 Good news is,she doesn't want anything except to party. 330 00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:59,200 Bad news is,I partied. 331 00:14:59,230 --> 00:15:02,360 Care to paint a picture? Does this party require clothes? 332 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:04,860 I'm supposed to be at Dan's studying. 333 00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:06,860 I called to tell him I'd be late, 334 00:15:06,900 --> 00:15:10,200 But not this late. I...I just have to call him and say... 335 00:15:10,230 --> 00:15:12,200 That instead of studying with him, 336 00:15:12,230 --> 00:15:14,200 You're out with your old pal Georgina. 337 00:15:14,230 --> 00:15:16,560 No. I don't want him to know she exists. 338 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:19,060 My mom,Blair,even you can't stand her. 339 00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:21,560 Dan of all people cannot know Georgie. 340 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:25,160 Can you help me? 341 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:26,760 Say you need me. 342 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:28,060 Chuck! 343 00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:30,560 Hearing you scream my name is more than enough. 344 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:33,760 I'll take care of it and pick you up in ten. 346 00:15:37,830 --> 00:15:41,400 Hey,I've been wondering where you were. You mean all of your life? 347 00:15:41,430 --> 00:15:43,900 Uh,don't take this the wrong way,Serena, 348 00:15:43,930 --> 00:15:46,930 But you sound just like this jackass we know. Serena has food poisoning. 349 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:51,130 She's too sick to come to your playdate. Put her on the phone. 350 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:53,660 The bathroom doesn't get reception. 351 00:15:53,700 --> 00:15:57,660 Somehow I don't believe you. And I'd like to say I'm a little glad about that, 352 00:15:57,700 --> 00:16:00,930 But my poor,sick sister has asked for my assistance 353 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,430 In the matter,so I'll leave it at this... 354 00:16:03,460 --> 00:16:05,500 She's not coming. Don't try calling. 355 00:16:05,530 --> 00:16:07,130 Humphrey,always a pleasure. 358 00:16:23,260 --> 00:16:25,760 I'm gonna have to call you back. Hey. 359 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:29,630 Beautiful day you're ruining,isn't it? Do me a favor,please,and leave Serena alone. 360 00:16:29,660 --> 00:16:31,700 It was Serena I was doing a favor 361 00:16:31,730 --> 00:16:33,700 All i know is before spring break, 362 00:16:33,730 --> 00:16:36,230 Everything was great. It was good. 363 00:16:36,260 --> 00:16:38,530 Now break's over,she's not quite herself, 364 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:41,530 And I'm...I'm trying to think,what has changed in her life? 365 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:43,530 Oh,the Bass family moved into it. 366 00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:45,030 Dan,hi. 367 00:16:45,060 --> 00:16:47,030 Hey. hey,how you feeling? 368 00:16:47,060 --> 00:16:49,360 Good. my Migraine's gone. 369 00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:52,060 Migraine? I thought you had food poisoning. 370 00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:54,700 Yeah,that came after. 371 00:16:54,730 --> 00:16:57,360 What exactly happened last night? 372 00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:58,900 I already told him. 373 00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:01,630 I'm asking 374 00:17:01,660 --> 00:17:04,830 Well,I got food poisoning,and then Chuck helped me out. 375 00:17:04,860 --> 00:17:07,730 Okay,where exactly did you eat 376 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:10,730 That you got this killer food poisoning Migraine? Can we drop the interrogation? 377 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:13,730 As soon as you tell me where my girlfriend is. I'm right here with you. 379 00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:19,330 Look,I...I gotta go to class. 380 00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:21,830 I can't... I can't do this. 381 00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:27,730 This is exactly why I didn't want her to come back. 382 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:30,730 She's been back a day already and look what's happening. 383 00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:32,760 If it's really that bad, 384 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:35,260 Why don't you just tell him about her? 385 00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:38,260 I can't. I'll see you later. 386 00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:40,260 Look,I'm not stupid. 387 00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:42,260 I know you're not really interested 388 00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:45,260 In how my family owns half of tribeca. of course we're interested. 389 00:17:45,300 --> 00:17:49,000 You're the newest member of our little club. Which is only for the smartest girls of the junior class. 390 00:17:49,030 --> 00:17:51,160 Our junior class only has 30 girls. 391 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:54,430 We're already an elite club. Can I go now? 392 00:17:54,460 --> 00:17:58,100 You what would be hot? you,us at G Spa. I don't drink. 393 00:17:58,130 --> 00:18:00,200 Saks fifth? hate shopping. 394 00:18:00,230 --> 00:18:03,860 Yogurt on the steps? lactose-intolerant. Look,I really don't want any friends. 395 00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:06,530 All I want is to be alone 396 00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:09,900 And to listen to Florida ever again. What happened? A little backstage hit it and quit it? 397 00:18:09,930 --> 00:18:12,730 What? No,my boyfriend broke up with me at a Florida Concert. 398 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:15,630 One minute we were waving our hands in the air 399 00:18:15,660 --> 00:18:18,160 Like we just didn't care,and the next... 401 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:28,860 Since the dalton guys were a bust, 402 00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:30,360 How about collegiate? 403 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:33,300 The boys' lacrosse team is working out just around... 404 00:18:33,330 --> 00:18:35,300 Jenny,look. 405 00:18:35,330 --> 00:18:38,230 What did I tell you about that dog walker? 406 00:18:38,260 --> 00:18:40,260 There are no kings on Craigslist. 407 00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:44,030 But I don't think he's the walker. 408 00:18:44,060 --> 00:18:46,500 I think he's the owner. 410 00:18:48,900 --> 00:18:51,860 I spy my king. 412 00:18:57,560 --> 00:18:59,700 Hi. How have you been? 419 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:20,130 Oh,god. Not that song. 420 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:23,630 Nelly Yuki,what's wrong? It's like it's happening all over again. 421 00:19:23,660 --> 00:19:25,800 That song just reminds me of my boyfriend... 422 00:19:25,830 --> 00:19:28,300 My ex-boyfriend,I should say. 423 00:19:28,330 --> 00:19:32,030 Oh,no. Did he dump you? That's horrible. 424 00:19:32,060 --> 00:19:34,300 W...w...what was his name? Brad? Bill? 425 00:19:34,330 --> 00:19:36,560 Todd... Jansen. 426 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:41,560 There's nothing like the fresh,sharp pain of a breakup. 427 00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:44,060 Believe me,I've had my fair share of heartache, 428 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,100 But this is about you. 429 00:19:46,130 --> 00:19:48,960 Tonight you're gonna come over to my house, 430 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,760 And just cry till you get it all out of your system. I can't. I have to be focused tomorrow. 431 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:54,800 You can't focus when something's on your mind, 432 00:19:54,830 --> 00:19:58,300 Now can you? come,come,come. Tell me all about it. 433 00:20:07,630 --> 00:20:08,179 I guess I'll just take the check,please. Okay. 435 00:20:10,130 --> 00:20:10,629 Hey, hold that, will ya? 438 00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:15,800 Daylight Savings moved to March. Maybe no one told you. I know I'm late. 440 00:20:16,270 --> 00:20:17,080 Coffee, Nate? 442 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:19,600 Yeah,thanks,Cora. 444 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:21,900 You two know each other? I've been here before. 446 00:20:22,620 --> 00:20:24,530 Are you telling me you come all the way to Brookn 448 00:20:25,230 --> 00:20:27,579 For greek food? Well,when I'm Brooklyn,I like to come here,yes. 450 00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:30,179 'Cause you're in Brooklyn all the time. 452 00:20:30,860 --> 00:20:32,989 Well,my...my father's in rehab a couple blocks away, 454 00:20:33,860 --> 00:20:35,829 And,uh,which,by the way, is why I'm late. I was... 456 00:20:37,460 --> 00:20:39,530 Visiting hours... I'm sorry. I didn't mean to... 458 00:20:39,730 --> 00:20:41,940 No. I mean, it's not like it's some big secret. 459 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:44,570 It was on the front page of every newspaper in the city. 460 00:20:44,980 --> 00:20:46,470 I guess it was, yeah. 461 00:20:46,590 --> 00:20:48,860 Sometimes after I'm done seeing him, 462 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,550 I'm not ready to go back and see my mom just yet, 463 00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:52,990 So I come here and I sit and just, uh... 464 00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:55,780 Think about how hard it is 465 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,500 To know whose side you're supposed to be on, 466 00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:59,790 Mom versus dad, kid in the middle? 467 00:21:02,420 --> 00:21:07,640 Confession... I read one of your practice essays. 468 00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:09,740 You left it in a book that you gave dan, 469 00:21:10,930 --> 00:21:13,750 And that's why I called you... to apologize. 470 00:21:17,740 --> 00:21:18,710 Why? 471 00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:22,700 Because... I judged the cover, 472 00:21:23,060 --> 00:21:24,710 But now that I've read the book, 473 00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:27,490 I figured you were owed some apologetic souvlaki, 474 00:21:27,610 --> 00:21:28,910 At the very least. 475 00:21:38,330 --> 00:21:40,780 Hey, Georgie. It was good to see you last night. 476 00:21:41,210 --> 00:21:43,110 When did you say you were going back to Belgium? 477 00:21:43,220 --> 00:21:44,400 Uh, Switzerland, actually, 478 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,060 And I'm supposed to leave tomorrow, 479 00:21:46,170 --> 00:21:47,190 But I'm not going until I get a chance 480 00:21:47,290 --> 00:21:50,340 To make it up to you first. Oh, nothing to make up. I had fun. 481 00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:53,650 No, you didn't. I mean, until after you left, 482 00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:55,710 I don't think I really heard what you were saying. 483 00:21:55,810 --> 00:21:59,430 I-I didn't get it. You've really changed. 484 00:22:00,180 --> 00:22:01,210 Yeah, I have. 485 00:22:01,310 --> 00:22:02,400 I don't mean to sound corny, 486 00:22:02,510 --> 00:22:05,320 But... it's a real inspiration to me. 487 00:22:06,410 --> 00:22:07,090 Really? 488 00:22:07,190 --> 00:22:08,560 I mean, look, I've always thought 489 00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:10,850 That i am who I'm going to be for the rest of my life, 490 00:22:10,970 --> 00:22:15,360 And even those times when I maybe don't like myself, 491 00:22:16,130 --> 00:22:20,110 Well... you can't decide to be somebody else. 492 00:22:20,930 --> 00:22:24,050 No, you can. yeah, listen, let's have dinner. 493 00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:25,810 I-I mean, I want to hear about your life, 494 00:22:25,910 --> 00:22:29,400 And if you can change, maybe there's hope for me, too. 495 00:22:29,510 --> 00:22:31,690 No, i-i have to study. I have S.A.Ts in the morning. 496 00:22:31,780 --> 00:22:33,910 It'll just be an hour. We can time it. I promise. 497 00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:37,270 The hardest drug on the table will be... Perrier. 498 00:22:38,220 --> 00:22:40,440 Spotted...Serena Van Der Woodsen 499 00:22:40,540 --> 00:22:43,390 Being given a real life multiple choice question 500 00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:45,680 "A"--go home and study, 501 00:22:46,230 --> 00:22:48,080 "B"--get a good night's sleep, 502 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:50,710 "C"--call your boyfriend 503 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:52,430 Or "D"... 504 00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:56,460 An hour. 505 00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:57,940none of the above. None of the above 506 00:22:58,500 --> 00:22:58,990 Good. 507 00:22:59,100 --> 00:23:01,030 Hope that wasn't the wrong answer, S. 508 00:23:01,210 --> 00:23:03,170 This test doesn't grade on a curve. 509 00:23:04,570 --> 00:23:06,020 All right, "capacious"-- 510 00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:09,250 Looks like "spacious. What does it mean? Roomy. 511 00:23:09,940 --> 00:23:11,040 Oh, yeah. 512 00:23:11,930 --> 00:23:12,850 "Captious." 513 00:23:13,490 --> 00:23:14,970 Looks like... 514 00:23:15,590 --> 00:23:17,220 That looks like"capacious." 515 00:23:17,350 --> 00:23:19,590 Oh. I can't concentrate. 516 00:23:19,690 --> 00:23:21,090 Sound of your own voice distracting you? 517 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:24,730 No. it's, uh, Serena, actually. 518 00:23:24,850 --> 00:23:25,999 We had an argument. 519 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:26,890 I'm home! 520 00:23:27,010 --> 00:23:27,530 Oh! 521 00:23:28,830 --> 00:23:30,890 Look it. Trig identities are memorized, 522 00:23:30,970 --> 00:23:33,389 My latin is resurrected, and my lit paper's finished. 523 00:23:33,390 --> 00:23:34,620 Impressive. 524 00:23:34,710 --> 00:23:37,560 Seeing as you've returned the valentino, 525 00:23:37,660 --> 00:23:39,810 And you've logged ten hours of volunteer work 526 00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:40,820 With Betty at the shop... 527 00:23:40,910 --> 00:23:43,100 - I'm not grounded anymore? I have something for you. 528 00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:47,770 No way! 529 00:23:51,350 --> 00:23:53,520 - Oh! - It's not exactly the same as the one you pawned, 530 00:23:53,990 --> 00:23:54,850 But... 531 00:23:56,730 --> 00:23:57,680 Thank you, dad! 532 00:23:57,800 --> 00:23:59,120 You know, Jen, no one's happier than me to see this. 533 00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:01,000 Do you know how much it costs to get a zipper repaired? 534 00:24:01,110 --> 00:24:04,010 - Yeah, I figured since you'd be spending so much time at home - Wait. What? 535 00:24:04,170 --> 00:24:06,520 - So I guess you're still grounded. - Dan. 536 00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:08,570 - Dad, wait. - I met this really nice guy, 537 00:24:08,690 --> 00:24:11,670 And I'm supposed to meet him in the park for lunch tomorrow. - Well, grounded or not grounded, 538 00:24:11,780 --> 00:24:14,820 - You're not old enough to date. - It's not a date. He's just a friend. 539 00:24:14,930 --> 00:24:17,250 - Who is this guy? - You don't know him. He goes to unity. 540 00:24:17,700 --> 00:24:20,380 - Wait, upper east side unity? - Technically, that's upper west side, dad. 541 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:22,500 - How are you helping? - I thought you wanted to take a break from that whole crowd. 542 00:24:22,610 --> 00:24:25,440 - What "whole crowd"? - The one that made you feel like compromising your character 543 00:24:25,540 --> 00:24:29,100 Was a prerequisite to hanging out with them. - So it's okay for dan to date someone rich, though? 544 00:24:29,190 --> 00:24:30,930 Well, it's not without its complications. Believe me. 545 00:24:31,230 --> 00:24:32,530 I thought you said it wasn't a date. 546 00:24:42,360 --> 00:24:44,120 It was nice there for a minute. - It was. 547 00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:45,940 Hey, S. 548 00:24:46,060 --> 00:24:47,780 I'm just sipping a gingko biloba blended 549 00:24:47,900 --> 00:24:50,070 And wondering how your stomach migraine is. 550 00:24:50,270 --> 00:24:51,560 Call me so i don't worry. 551 00:24:52,730 --> 00:24:54,120 How you doing, Nelly Yuki? 552 00:24:55,220 --> 00:24:59,780 My upper trapezius seems to hold a lot of sadness. 553 00:25:01,740 --> 00:25:04,160 Something tells me you'll be feeling better very soon... 554 00:25:05,460 --> 00:25:06,410 Any minute. 555 00:25:06,530 --> 00:25:08,540 No. I think I should just go home and study. 556 00:25:15,490 --> 00:25:17,950 Uh, Mr. Jansen is here to see Miss Yuki. 557 00:25:18,590 --> 00:25:19,600 Todd's here? 558 00:25:20,690 --> 00:25:21,630 Do I have cushion face? 559 00:25:22,090 --> 00:25:22,830 A little. 560 00:25:29,750 --> 00:25:30,540 Hello, Todd. 561 00:25:31,170 --> 00:25:33,790 Hi, Nelly. Blair said it was all right if I came. 562 00:25:34,260 --> 00:25:36,270 For a siberian ginseng pedi? 563 00:25:36,390 --> 00:25:36,970 No. 564 00:25:40,540 --> 00:25:43,030 I really feel bad about how things ended, Nell. 565 00:25:43,510 --> 00:25:44,270 So do I. 566 00:25:44,380 --> 00:25:46,560 - Can we talk about it? In private? - Okay. 567 00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:52,090 Thank you, B. 568 00:25:58,380 --> 00:25:59,240 Lucky for us, 569 00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:02,570 Mental acuity and common sense rarely come in the same package. 570 00:26:04,010 --> 00:26:05,570 Oxygen facials, anyone? 571 00:26:06,420 --> 00:26:08,090 Next time your sister's band is in town, 572 00:26:08,210 --> 00:26:09,540 I want front row seats. 573 00:26:10,050 --> 00:26:12,690 You don't strike me as a lesbian punk fan. 574 00:26:13,530 --> 00:26:15,450 You know, I am almost offended by how much 575 00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:17,020 You underestimate me, Ms. Abrams. 576 00:26:17,220 --> 00:26:20,160 - You like punk? - Oh, I didn't hear you s--you said "punk"? 577 00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:21,720 Cause you had me at "lesbian." 578 00:26:22,460 --> 00:26:24,520 Oh, right. Didn't see that one coming. 579 00:26:25,630 --> 00:26:27,670 - Hey, tell me something. - Yes? 580 00:26:28,180 --> 00:26:30,020 Why do you do S.A.T. practice tests 581 00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:32,450 If you're not planning on taking the exam? 582 00:26:33,610 --> 00:26:34,830 To help dan study. 583 00:26:35,060 --> 00:26:38,280 I'm a filmmaker. Best education for me is making films. 584 00:26:39,330 --> 00:26:40,920 I can't never met anyone 585 00:26:41,030 --> 00:26:42,470 Who thought college was optional. 586 00:26:43,020 --> 00:26:45,700 My parents are artists. My sister's a musician. 587 00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:48,240 Just like going to an ivy is your family's way, 588 00:26:48,340 --> 00:26:49,790 Not going to college is mine. 589 00:26:50,590 --> 00:26:52,530 Think your parents want to adopt a 17 year old? 590 00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:54,020 Maybe? 591 00:27:01,380 --> 00:27:02,140 So... 592 00:27:02,610 --> 00:27:03,430 So... 593 00:27:04,670 --> 00:27:06,340 I guess this is good night, then? 594 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,600 I don't live here, you know. 595 00:27:09,950 --> 00:27:10,740 No, I know. 596 00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:13,500 I'm just grabbing my laptop. 597 00:27:17,700 --> 00:27:18,930 Do you want to come inside? 598 00:27:24,930 --> 00:27:27,950 God. It does feel like that doorstep moment. 599 00:27:28,070 --> 00:27:29,630 And what moment would that be? 600 00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:38,080 Yeah. that's the moment. 601 00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:53,530 Can I get you two a cocktail? 602 00:27:55,770 --> 00:27:58,350 Oh. I'm fine with my diet coke. Thank you. 603 00:28:00,490 --> 00:28:02,470 Um, yeah, me, too. Thanks. 604 00:28:03,830 --> 00:28:05,440 So... tell me about dan. 605 00:28:06,100 --> 00:28:07,300 I did. Oh, come on. 606 00:28:07,410 --> 00:28:10,470 His last name and his zip code? Scintillating details. 607 00:28:10,580 --> 00:28:12,630 Come on. He's part of Serena second edition. 608 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:18,750 Well... 609 00:28:20,250 --> 00:28:22,640 I-I like the way I feel when he looks at me. 610 00:28:23,430 --> 00:28:24,220 How? 611 00:28:26,180 --> 00:28:27,350 Like... 612 00:28:28,420 --> 00:28:30,170 like I wanna believe in myself. 613 00:28:32,270 --> 00:28:33,190 I-I know. 614 00:28:33,490 --> 00:28:34,690 You think it's a clich? 615 00:28:35,450 --> 00:28:38,010 Uh, no. no, sweetie. I-I-I think it's... 616 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:40,690 It's incredible. 617 00:28:41,740 --> 00:28:42,480 Yeah. 618 00:28:43,030 --> 00:28:45,850 Look...I know I may not be 619 00:28:45,940 --> 00:28:47,350 Your most trusted friend right now, 620 00:28:47,460 --> 00:28:50,210 But I think I know the old you pretty well. 621 00:28:51,090 --> 00:28:53,350 Yeah, better than, um, anyone, actually. 622 00:28:53,460 --> 00:28:56,220 Well, from where I sit, it would take... 623 00:28:56,870 --> 00:28:59,070 A lot to bring that person back. 624 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,960 Um... I'm gonna call him, actually. 625 00:29:06,090 --> 00:29:07,450 He's pretty nervous about tomorrow, 626 00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:09,350 So I wanna wish him luck. So I'll be back. 627 00:29:38,350 --> 00:29:40,490 - That was quick. - Yeah, he didn't pick up. 628 00:29:40,630 --> 00:29:42,720 - Oh, you can try him again later. - Yeah. 629 00:29:42,900 --> 00:29:45,620 - Okay, I'd like to propose a toast. - Okay. 630 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:48,120 To the new you. 631 00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:50,470 To the new me. 632 00:29:51,180 --> 00:29:52,060 Cheers. 633 00:30:11,060 --> 00:30:13,280 Ooh. You don't look so good. 634 00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:14,380 You okay, S? 635 00:30:15,270 --> 00:30:16,460 No, I'm not okay. 636 00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:20,180 Wait, how did we get here? What are we doing here? 637 00:30:22,390 --> 00:30:24,430 Oh, my god. I'm supposed to be at Hunter college. 638 00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:28,140 If memory serves, and it usually does, 639 00:30:28,270 --> 00:30:30,180 - They don't let you in if you're late. - Oh, my god. 640 00:30:30,890 --> 00:30:31,980 I'm thinking eggs. 641 00:30:33,550 --> 00:30:37,050 Do you want...florentine or benedict? 642 00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:39,110 Wait. I was drinking soda, Georgie. 643 00:30:39,210 --> 00:30:40,930 Yeah, until you switched to patron 644 00:30:41,470 --> 00:30:44,020 Look, don't worry. I called Lily and covered your ass. 645 00:30:44,130 --> 00:30:45,510 So... you're welcome. 646 00:30:46,030 --> 00:30:48,630 No, you--you knew I had S.A.T this morning. 647 00:30:48,730 --> 00:30:49,770 Which is why I brought you here 648 00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:52,340 Instead of letting you go home with one of your many suitors. 649 00:30:52,450 --> 00:30:54,210 You know the guy with the ironic mustache? 650 00:30:54,310 --> 00:30:57,890 You two took over the deejay booth. - Wait, a mustache? what are you talking about? 651 00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:00,730 I guess you haven't changed as much as you thought. 652 00:31:13,620 --> 00:31:16,280 Chuck? Chuck, hey. I'm in trouble. 653 00:31:16,700 --> 00:31:18,240 Look, I think I can still make it, 654 00:31:18,350 --> 00:31:19,880 But please go to hunter, 655 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,950 Try to keep the doors open until I get there. 656 00:31:25,610 --> 00:31:26,380 Hey! 657 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:33,150 Last night was strange, but very fun. 658 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:37,800 Like...we said goodbye five hours ago? 659 00:31:37,950 --> 00:31:40,030 I'm taking you somewhere. I'm going somewhere--to work. 660 00:31:40,140 --> 00:31:42,400 - Get someone to cover for you. - I can't just jump in the car with you 661 00:31:42,510 --> 00:31:44,230 - Because you decide to show up. - Well, I'm not asking you to. 662 00:31:44,660 --> 00:31:47,490 This is a onetime offer, and there's a clock ticking. 663 00:31:50,950 --> 00:31:51,780 But... 664 00:31:56,730 --> 00:31:58,680 Fine. I am intrigued. 665 00:32:08,830 --> 00:32:10,060 You wish your brother good luck today? 666 00:32:11,300 --> 00:32:11,980 Yeah. 667 00:32:17,210 --> 00:32:18,300 May I be excused? 668 00:32:18,410 --> 00:32:19,200 No, you may not. 669 00:32:20,550 --> 00:32:22,190 And we are not gonna walk around this house all day 670 00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:23,380 And not talk to each other. 671 00:32:24,890 --> 00:32:28,260 Fine. You want me to speak?I'll speak. 672 00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:31,410 You've completely and entirely prejudged the upper east side. 673 00:32:31,510 --> 00:32:33,890 Maybe you shouldn't speak.dad, I learned my lesson on my birthday. 674 00:32:34,010 --> 00:32:35,780 Asher's not like those girls.He's different. 675 00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:38,840 I mean, he's nice and polite and he likes animals. 676 00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:42,170 Please let me go today? 677 00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:45,300 So you didn't cancel? 678 00:32:46,100 --> 00:32:47,300 I thought you'd change your mind. 679 00:32:51,090 --> 00:32:51,950 I haven't. 680 00:33:01,150 --> 00:33:02,660 Nate, I don't know about this. 681 00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:07,250 I can't.I didn't even study. 682 00:33:07,970 --> 00:33:09,300 Yeah, and you still made great scores 683 00:33:09,410 --> 00:33:10,450 On your practice tests. 684 00:33:10,590 --> 00:33:11,600 That was for fun. 685 00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:15,750 Listen, there's nothing wrong with keeping your options open. 686 00:33:16,010 --> 00:33:17,490 I don't think your parents are gonna be mad at you 687 00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:18,760 For choosing your own path... 688 00:33:18,890 --> 00:33:20,870 Unless they're related to my parents. 689 00:33:27,780 --> 00:33:30,480 Okay. Right now I'm going inside, 690 00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:33,080 And I'm not looking back, or I might change my mind. 691 00:33:42,470 --> 00:33:44,010 ...Do really well.What? 692 00:33:45,100 --> 00:33:45,890 Rough night? 693 00:33:46,650 --> 00:33:48,970 Yeah,and not in a good way. 694 00:33:49,550 --> 00:33:51,810 Todd doesn't wanna get back together.no? 695 00:33:52,230 --> 00:33:53,250 But he said... 696 00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:55,170 We stayed up all night having the same conversation 697 00:33:55,280 --> 00:34:01,300 About why we broke up over and over again. Unbelievable.I can't believe it. crazy. 698 00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,790 I got no sleep,spent the whole night crying. 699 00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:07,420 Okay. Well, good luck. 700 00:34:12,530 --> 00:34:14,350 Do you really think this is gonna work? 701 00:34:14,470 --> 00:34:17,110 Yes, but I also believe in insurance. 702 00:34:18,570 --> 00:34:19,690 From her calculator. 703 00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:22,260 You never did tell us how you got todd to play along. 704 00:34:23,100 --> 00:34:24,620 Isabel, what are you doing later tonight? 705 00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:27,710 Uh, not todd.okay, well, 706 00:34:27,830 --> 00:34:29,320 I guess I'm gonna have to come up with something else. 707 00:34:32,870 --> 00:34:34,270 Dan... where's Serena? 708 00:34:34,540 --> 00:34:36,580 Uh, I don't know,but I bet Chuck does. 709 00:34:36,890 --> 00:34:40,120 Ugh. well, I'll try to save a seat for her.yeah, I'll--I'll keep calling. 710 00:34:43,540 --> 00:34:46,130 Hey, Serena, it's me--a-a very worried me 711 00:34:46,230 --> 00:34:47,830 Concerned about a very missing you. 712 00:34:47,980 --> 00:34:49,640 Hi.I'm Serena Van Der Woodsen. 713 00:34:58,040 --> 00:34:58,920 How'd you do? 714 00:34:59,230 --> 00:35:00,860 Uh, not my finest hour. 715 00:35:00,970 --> 00:35:03,570 I finished, but... I kinda had a lot on my mind. 716 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:04,870 I'll keep calling. 717 00:35:05,010 --> 00:35:06,290 Yeah. I think I know where to find her. 718 00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:10,740 Hey, S. it's B. 719 00:35:11,100 --> 00:35:12,220 Now I'm really worried. 720 00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:14,859 I'm gonna go home and change, 721 00:35:14,860 --> 00:35:15,820 And then... 722 00:35:23,690 --> 00:35:24,950 Call me. bye. 723 00:35:53,180 --> 00:35:53,880 Hey. 724 00:35:54,270 --> 00:35:55,020 Hey. 725 00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:57,830 What's going on? 726 00:36:00,250 --> 00:36:02,030 Um... nothing. I'm fine. 727 00:36:02,450 --> 00:36:04,100 No, you're not, and you need to stop saying that. 728 00:36:04,510 --> 00:36:06,970 Hey. Come here. 729 00:36:07,150 --> 00:36:07,970 Where were you? 730 00:36:08,410 --> 00:36:09,170 She was with me. 731 00:36:11,750 --> 00:36:13,760 What he means is, we were both at home. 732 00:36:13,930 --> 00:36:18,270 Um, my stomach started acting up again.oh, okay.A food poisoning relapse? 733 00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:19,840 Look, if--if--if you didn't study enough 734 00:36:19,940 --> 00:36:22,120 And you're freaked out,I can--I told you. I was sick. 735 00:36:24,340 --> 00:36:26,740 You paid someone else to take the s.a.t. for you, 736 00:36:26,830 --> 00:36:29,760 And that's the best you can do? What are you talking about? 737 00:36:29,850 --> 00:36:31,850 I'm talking about the 5-foot-nothing redhead 738 00:36:31,970 --> 00:36:33,420 Claiming to be Serena Van Der Woodsen. 739 00:36:33,500 --> 00:36:37,160 I'm--I'm pretty sure that wasn't you.Chuck, what did you do? I told you to keep the doors open. 740 00:36:37,250 --> 00:36:40,520 When I got there,they were closed.yeah, they don'tkeep the doors open. 741 00:36:40,910 --> 00:36:43,430 I was thinking on my feet,just trying to help. 742 00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:47,340 I'm not mad.okay, I'm just worried. 743 00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:49,390 I've been so worried about you. 744 00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:53,370 Please, help me understand what's going on here. 745 00:36:58,560 --> 00:36:59,530 Can we talk tomorrow? 746 00:37:00,490 --> 00:37:01,120 I'll call you. 747 00:37:03,450 --> 00:37:04,160 I'm sorry. 748 00:37:13,660 --> 00:37:14,670 I'm sorry, too. 749 00:37:26,430 --> 00:37:27,590 Chuck, you went too far. 750 00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:28,600 And so did you, sis. 751 00:37:28,700 --> 00:37:31,870 Look, I feel foolish for admitting it, 752 00:37:32,710 --> 00:37:34,500 But obviously,I've come late to this party. 753 00:37:34,900 --> 00:37:35,770 English, please. 754 00:37:35,870 --> 00:37:38,630 What's Georgina got on you?Chuck... 755 00:37:38,730 --> 00:37:41,740 Dan I understand, but what's so bad you can't even tell me? 756 00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:57,540 Oh, hi, sweetie. 757 00:37:57,690 --> 00:37:58,920 Let me just, uh,call some room service-- 758 00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:00,480 I don't want you to ever contact me again. 759 00:38:02,630 --> 00:38:04,480 Just because of a few nights of harmless fun? 760 00:38:04,580 --> 00:38:07,880 It wasn't fun waking up and not knowing where I was, 761 00:38:08,290 --> 00:38:10,250 It wasn't fun missing the s.a.t.s, 762 00:38:10,380 --> 00:38:12,930 And it definitely wasn't fun lying to dan. 763 00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:15,750 And this is all my fault because... 764 00:38:15,850 --> 00:38:16,670 It's my fault, 765 00:38:17,060 --> 00:38:19,310 Because I make huge mistakeswhen I'm with you. 766 00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:22,570 So you want to distance yourself from your "mistakes" 767 00:38:22,690 --> 00:38:23,830 By staying away from me? 768 00:38:24,230 --> 00:38:25,670 You were there, too, Serena. 769 00:38:26,820 --> 00:38:31,110 It was just as much you,if not more--this is not about last year. It's about last night. 770 00:38:31,210 --> 00:38:32,980 Like you were just some innocent bystander 771 00:38:33,070 --> 00:38:35,520 Who walked in on--I'm not talking about it,Georgina! okay? 772 00:38:39,580 --> 00:38:40,820 And neither are you. 773 00:38:42,260 --> 00:38:43,220 If I go down, 774 00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:44,590 You go down with me. 775 00:38:46,380 --> 00:38:47,250 In the meantime, 776 00:38:47,900 --> 00:38:49,110 Stay out of my life. 777 00:38:51,140 --> 00:38:53,860 I don't need anybody in my lifewho doesn't want to be there. 778 00:38:53,950 --> 00:38:54,870 Then we're agreed. 779 00:39:21,530 --> 00:39:23,010 You must be the unity boy. 780 00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:25,070 Uh, hopefully, there's not another one on his way. 781 00:39:25,750 --> 00:39:27,770 Name's asher,and I do go to unity. 782 00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:30,270 Hi. 783 00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:33,780 Asher? 784 00:39:37,650 --> 00:39:38,550 What are you doing here? 785 00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:40,800 I was just gonna ask the same thing. 786 00:39:41,110 --> 00:39:42,670 Uh, since you couldn't come to the hot dogs, 787 00:39:42,770 --> 00:39:43,850 I'm bringing them to you. 788 00:39:45,450 --> 00:39:46,890 Sorry to s-surprise you, sir. 789 00:39:48,210 --> 00:39:50,220 That's so sweet,especially since 790 00:39:50,330 --> 00:39:52,630 My unreasonable father has grounded me for life. 791 00:39:52,780 --> 00:39:53,910 I'm standing right here. 792 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,990 I wish more of my friends' parents 793 00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:58,020 Cared enough to ground them when they messed up. 794 00:39:58,430 --> 00:40:01,650 Looks like our queen wannabe found her perfect king. 795 00:40:02,770 --> 00:40:03,990 Well, since you're here... 796 00:40:04,870 --> 00:40:06,530 With a year's supply of hot dogs, 797 00:40:08,210 --> 00:40:09,210 Maybe you'd like to come in. 798 00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:11,640 We hear he's a unity man. 799 00:40:12,130 --> 00:40:14,430 Guess big brother's been teaching little sis 800 00:40:14,530 --> 00:40:16,800 How to snag the ones with a trust fund. 801 00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:17,790 Hi. 802 00:40:22,780 --> 00:40:23,300 Oh! 803 00:40:23,770 --> 00:40:25,510 Hey, buddy, there you go. 804 00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:28,050 Aw! Georgie, hey! 805 00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:29,650 Bad boy. 806 00:40:30,230 --> 00:40:31,260 Sorry he disturbed you. 807 00:40:31,390 --> 00:40:33,210 Uh, it's fine.I love dogs. 808 00:40:33,530 --> 00:40:36,340 Really? Do you have any? No. uh, we used to have a cat, 809 00:40:36,430 --> 00:40:38,690 But, you know...sister... allergies. 810 00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:41,490 Now the cat--iggy--lives in florida with my grandma. 811 00:40:41,730 --> 00:40:44,570 I... he doesn't write. He never calls. 812 00:40:45,690 --> 00:40:46,910 I'm sorry to hear that. 813 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:47,890 It's just a cat. 814 00:40:50,720 --> 00:40:52,490 Um. I'm sarah, by the way. 815 00:40:52,870 --> 00:40:55,030 I'm dan. nice to meet you, Sarah. 0 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net