1 00:00:00,504 --> 00:00:02,906 Gossip girl Here, Your one and only source 2 00:00:02,974 --> 00:00:05,784 Into the scandalous lives of manhattan's elite. 3 00:00:05,819 --> 00:00:09,779 You got into brown. The letter came while you were away. Congratulations. You said you could call in a favor at n.Y.U. 4 00:00:09,847 --> 00:00:12,048 Did you mean it? I can only get you an interview. 5 00:00:12,116 --> 00:00:14,618 It's gonna be up to you to wow him. You got your money. That's all that matters. 6 00:00:14,685 --> 00:00:17,754 Now you can go ti'm going to n.. 7 00:00:17,822 --> 00:00:20,590 Great. Then i'll see you next year. Oh, my god. You're nate archibald. 8 00:00:20,658 --> 00:00:24,151 Omg you nate arcibold and you're bree buckley. It's good to see you again. 9 00:00:24,186 --> 00:00:26,596 I made some new friends, one in particular. Oh. So you are dating someone? 10 00:00:26,664 --> 00:00:29,399 His name's scott, and i think you guys 11 00:00:29,467 --> 00:00:31,401 Would really like each other. Yeah, mom, everything's great. 12 00:00:31,469 --> 00:00:34,204 I have been waiting all summer for reed to start, 13 00:00:34,272 --> 00:00:38,408 And tomorrow's the day i get to do what i came here for. I know secrecy is a lot to ask for, 14 00:00:38,476 --> 00:00:41,945 But i really can't risk making my family more upset right now. Don't worry. 15 00:00:42,013 --> 00:00:45,181 I'm good at secret relationships. What if your dad didn't want to see you? Who cares? 16 00:00:45,249 --> 00:00:48,385 Who the hell is he not to want you? 17 00:00:48,452 --> 00:00:50,987 I would've stayed all summer with you. Vanessa, i'm--I'm not changing. 18 00:00:51,055 --> 00:00:53,490 I don't care if you're rich, which you aren't, by the way. 19 00:00:53,557 --> 00:00:56,059 If you're gonna be in this world be yourself in this world. 20 00:00:56,127 --> 00:00:59,462 Is there anything else? I'd like to request a roommate-- Blair waldorf. 21 00:00:59,530 --> 00:01:04,367 She's my best friend, and i just can't wait to live with her. 22 00:01:06,613 --> 00:01:07,037 And who am i? 23 00:01:08,129 --> 00:01:10,006 That's a secret i'll never tell. 24 00:01:10,074 --> 00:01:12,782 You know you love me. 25 00:01:12,817 --> 00:01:16,861 X.O.X.O., gossip girl. 26 00:01:16,896 --> 00:01:18,481 Sync by:yescool 27 00:01:18,549 --> 00:01:22,652 (Just jack's "embers" playing) 28 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:28,055 Every fall, confident high school seniors 29 00:01:28,123 --> 00:01:30,791 Transform into nervous college freshmen. 30 00:01:30,859 --> 00:01:32,927 They leave their parents' homes 31 00:01:32,995 --> 00:01:35,129 For the hallowed halls of higher education. 32 00:01:35,197 --> 00:01:37,265 And like any new venture, 33 00:01:37,332 --> 00:01:39,166 Starting college holds the promise 34 00:01:39,234 --> 00:01:41,569 Of limitless opportunity. 35 00:01:41,637 --> 00:01:44,539 The opportunity to conquer a new territory... 36 00:01:44,606 --> 00:01:47,575 ?The facts and the figures? 37 00:01:47,643 --> 00:01:50,244 ?They overwhelm and stifle? 38 00:01:50,312 --> 00:01:52,280 ?Everything? 39 00:01:52,347 --> 00:01:55,483 ?That you thought you knew? 40 00:01:55,551 --> 00:01:59,053 Or to try and be a little less lonely... 41 00:01:59,121 --> 00:02:01,188 ?The facts and the figures? 42 00:02:01,256 --> 00:02:03,691 ?They overwhelm and stifle? 43 00:02:03,759 --> 00:02:05,560 But just because the opportunity 44 00:02:05,627 --> 00:02:07,695 Presents itself... 45 00:02:07,763 --> 00:02:11,399 ?That you think make a difference? 46 00:02:11,466 --> 00:02:14,635 (Closes cell phone) doesn't mean everybody is ready to take it. 47 00:02:14,703 --> 00:02:16,170 Mmm. 48 00:02:16,238 --> 00:02:19,540 ? 49 00:02:19,608 --> 00:02:21,142 (Both chuckle) 50 00:02:21,209 --> 00:02:23,144 You're so sweet to see me off. 51 00:02:23,211 --> 00:02:25,179 I can't believe n.Y.U. Orientation week 52 00:02:25,247 --> 00:02:28,849 Is finally here. I have to object to you living in the dorms. 53 00:02:28,917 --> 00:02:30,685 Fluorescent lighting, communal showers, 54 00:02:30,752 --> 00:02:32,353 Public school girls? 55 00:02:32,421 --> 00:02:34,555 There's a place for that, 56 00:02:34,623 --> 00:02:37,491 And it belongs in the back of a video store. It's not for long. 57 00:02:37,559 --> 00:02:39,760 I can't rule the n.Y.U. Masses from the upper east side. 58 00:02:39,828 --> 00:02:42,330 I need to spend time in the dorm to establish myself as queen. 59 00:02:42,397 --> 00:02:43,998 It's not constance, blair. 60 00:02:44,066 --> 00:02:45,933 The only queens at n.Y.U. 61 00:02:46,001 --> 00:02:48,970 Are the ones with tickets to see liza at carnegie hall. 62 00:02:49,037 --> 00:02:50,972 Chuck, i trust that when you say, 63 00:02:51,039 --> 00:02:53,474 "Never drink absinthe with daniel baldwin", 64 00:02:53,542 --> 00:02:55,910 You know what you're talking about. 65 00:02:55,978 --> 00:02:58,546 But when i say the first week of college means 66 00:02:58,614 --> 00:03:00,648 Scared, vulnerable freshmen needing someone to guide them, 67 00:03:00,716 --> 00:03:02,550 That i know what i'm talking about 68 00:03:02,618 --> 00:03:04,986 And i'm very excited for you. 69 00:03:08,590 --> 00:03:11,359 So you haven't called vanessa yet? No, she's the one who's out of line. 70 00:03:11,426 --> 00:03:15,796 She's gotta call me. Or you could just get over it. After all these years, 71 00:03:15,864 --> 00:03:19,166 You guys are finally gonna be at the same school. I guess you're right. It's probably not the best idea 72 00:03:19,234 --> 00:03:22,470 To be avoiding my only friend at n.Y.U. For the record, dan, i don't think 73 00:03:22,537 --> 00:03:24,472 You're gonna have any trouble making friends there. Right, because the-- 74 00:03:24,539 --> 00:03:26,874 The world of greenwich village intelligentsia 75 00:03:26,942 --> 00:03:28,843 Is dan humphrey's natural habitat. 76 00:03:28,910 --> 00:03:31,779 You're so lucky. N.Y.U. Is exactly the right place for you. 77 00:03:31,847 --> 00:03:33,681 Like brown is for you. 78 00:03:35,317 --> 00:03:36,651 Serena? 79 00:03:36,718 --> 00:03:38,653 Um... 80 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:40,388 Sorry. Uh, yeah. 81 00:03:40,455 --> 00:03:42,323 You know what? I should finish packing. 82 00:03:42,391 --> 00:03:43,858 But good luck, dan. 83 00:03:43,925 --> 00:03:46,160 Hey, i'm sorry. 84 00:03:46,228 --> 00:03:47,895 Are you dan humphrey? 85 00:03:47,963 --> 00:03:50,798 Uh, yeah. Like the dan humphrey who was published 86 00:03:50,866 --> 00:03:53,034 In the "20 under 20" issue of "the new yorker?" 87 00:03:53,101 --> 00:03:55,836 Uh, yeah. (Chuckles) 88 00:03:55,904 --> 00:03:57,571 Large coffee, please. 89 00:03:57,639 --> 00:04:01,776 I'm katie, and i'm not usually an eavesdropping stalker. 90 00:04:01,843 --> 00:04:04,812 It's just that i read your piece, and it was amazing. 91 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:07,615 What? Really? Wow. That's--That--Thank you. 92 00:04:07,683 --> 00:04:10,718 Yeah, well, at first i hated you because i also submitted, 93 00:04:10,786 --> 00:04:13,587 But then i read it and i was like, 94 00:04:13,655 --> 00:04:16,724 Okay, fine. I accept defeat at your hands, dan humphrey. 95 00:04:16,792 --> 00:04:19,493 Anyway, i have a writer's group. We meet every week. 96 00:04:19,561 --> 00:04:22,496 We're meeting here at noon tomorrow. You should come. 97 00:04:24,266 --> 00:04:27,101 (Knocks on doorframe) car's downstairs. You ready? 98 00:04:27,169 --> 00:04:29,637 As i'll ever be. Today's a big day, 99 00:04:29,705 --> 00:04:32,173 You and dan both off college. 100 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:34,608 Yeah, i know. I know. 101 00:04:34,676 --> 00:04:36,610 Uh, i should get going. 102 00:04:36,678 --> 00:04:39,647 Your mom's so proud of you. 103 00:04:39,715 --> 00:04:41,348 So am i. 104 00:04:41,416 --> 00:04:45,486 "(Embers" playing) 105 00:05:09,544 --> 00:05:11,612 Hey. 106 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:15,015 Uh, scott, you remember dan. Dan, this is scott. 107 00:05:15,083 --> 00:05:18,619 Yeah. No, it's, uh, it's good to finally officially meet you. Uh, so are you two dating now? 108 00:05:18,687 --> 00:05:22,056 Last i heard you were just friends. Yeah, you actually have to call me 109 00:05:22,124 --> 00:05:26,193 To find out what's going on in my life. Oh, well, okay. I didn't realize we were speaking. 110 00:05:26,261 --> 00:05:28,562 (Dan) oh, god. (Vanessa) of course she's in a limo. 111 00:05:28,630 --> 00:05:30,131 Ew. 112 00:05:30,198 --> 00:05:32,533 Let's make it clear from the start. 113 00:05:32,601 --> 00:05:35,069 We don't know each other here. 114 00:05:35,137 --> 00:05:38,272 Works for me. Me, too. 115 00:05:42,043 --> 00:05:46,013 (Knock on door) 116 00:05:46,081 --> 00:05:47,681 Well, hello, sis. 117 00:05:47,749 --> 00:05:50,818 I assume you need a few ounces of study aid for brown. 118 00:05:50,886 --> 00:05:53,454 No. I need a place to stay. 119 00:05:53,522 --> 00:05:56,524 I'm not going to brown. 120 00:06:07,602 --> 00:06:09,117 (Blair) yes, we may all be freshmen and new to n.Y.U. 121 00:06:09,117 --> 00:06:10,392 And the dorms, but that doesn't mean 122 00:06:10,392 --> 00:06:11,352 We have to embarrass ourselves. 123 00:06:11,809 --> 00:06:14,811 I can tell from looking around this room that none of you are 124 00:06:14,878 --> 00:06:17,180 From new york city. Actually, i'm from-- 125 00:06:17,247 --> 00:06:19,549 Riverdale doesn't count. Anyway, i won't be holding 126 00:06:19,617 --> 00:06:21,584 The sad truths of your hometowns against you. 127 00:06:21,652 --> 00:06:24,621 In fact, i want to help you. For example, who can tell me 128 00:06:24,688 --> 00:06:27,457 Which is the only club to be seen at on a saturday night? I read marquee. 129 00:06:27,524 --> 00:06:30,426 Wrong. You should never be seen at a club on a saturday night. 130 00:06:30,494 --> 00:06:32,862 It's strictly bridge and tunnel on the weekends. 131 00:06:32,930 --> 00:06:36,966 You're welcome. Now dorota and i have put together some gift bags 132 00:06:37,034 --> 00:06:39,836 Filled with essentials for everyone. I think you don't need week to run school. 133 00:06:39,903 --> 00:06:41,938 You do it in one day. 134 00:06:42,006 --> 00:06:44,674 I know. This is going even better than i'd hoped. 135 00:06:44,742 --> 00:06:48,277 And the best part is i seem to have a single. Sorry i'm late. 136 00:06:48,345 --> 00:06:49,946 Blair? 137 00:06:50,014 --> 00:06:53,583 Blair waldorf? Oh, my gosh! (Squeals) 138 00:06:53,651 --> 00:06:56,853 Oh, my gosh. I can't believe it! We're roommates! (Laughs) 139 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:59,489 Rah rah, sis boom bah. 140 00:06:59,556 --> 00:07:01,658 Georgina's pulled a coup d'état. 141 00:07:01,725 --> 00:07:03,559 Welcome to college, b. 142 00:07:03,627 --> 00:07:06,407 This is gonna be a blast. 143 00:07:07,656 --> 00:07:09,557 Following me to n.Y.U?. Becoming my roommate? 144 00:07:09,624 --> 00:07:11,592 I'm gonna have dorota file a restraining order. 145 00:07:11,660 --> 00:07:13,394 I mean, you're overreacting. 146 00:07:13,462 --> 00:07:15,429 The roommate thing is just a coincidence. 147 00:07:15,497 --> 00:07:18,132 Besides, my parents said it was either bible camp or college, 148 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:21,635 So go, bobcats! So you're not in love with jesus anymore? 149 00:07:21,703 --> 00:07:24,271 Oh, i still hold him in my heart, 150 00:07:24,339 --> 00:07:27,441 But jesus and i have redefined our relationship. You mean he dumped you because he found out you were satan! 151 00:07:27,509 --> 00:07:30,044 This could actually be a good thing, blair. 152 00:07:30,112 --> 00:07:33,514 Look. Manolos. Size 7, just like you. 153 00:07:33,582 --> 00:07:36,517 Let me know if you want to borrow. I'll win, you know. 154 00:07:36,585 --> 00:07:39,687 I ruled at constance and i will rule here, 155 00:07:39,755 --> 00:07:42,456 And you can't stand in my way. Are you still playing this tired old game? 156 00:07:42,524 --> 00:07:45,793 Oh, please. Like you're not? No, i'm not. I'm actually here for a fresh start. 157 00:07:45,861 --> 00:07:48,763 Oh, no. Vanessa, you're in our dorm, too? Yay! 158 00:07:48,830 --> 00:07:52,266 Your dorm? Yeah, um, my room's just down the hall. 159 00:07:52,334 --> 00:07:53,834 So, uh... 160 00:07:53,902 --> 00:07:55,503 That's awesome. 161 00:07:58,607 --> 00:08:00,074 Oh! 162 00:08:00,142 --> 00:08:03,210 Isn't this so pretty? 163 00:08:03,278 --> 00:08:04,411 (Chuckles) 164 00:08:04,479 --> 00:08:06,213 I'm gonna hang it up. 165 00:08:08,016 --> 00:08:09,483 (Boots clatter) 166 00:08:09,551 --> 00:08:11,719 (Just jack's "embers" playing) 167 00:08:11,787 --> 00:08:14,955 ?The facts and the figures? 168 00:08:15,023 --> 00:08:17,224 ?They overwhelm and stifle? 169 00:08:17,292 --> 00:08:21,695 (Cell phone chimes) 170 00:08:21,763 --> 00:08:23,931 Oh, miss blair. 171 00:08:23,999 --> 00:08:26,033 What are we going to do? Call police? 172 00:08:26,101 --> 00:08:27,067 No. 173 00:08:27,135 --> 00:08:29,136 We're going to throw a party. 174 00:08:29,204 --> 00:08:32,039 I go to masa, see if they will cater. 175 00:08:32,107 --> 00:08:34,175 Pardon me. 176 00:08:34,242 --> 00:08:36,577 ? 177 00:08:39,748 --> 00:08:42,750 I was packing and talking to blair about her classes, 178 00:08:42,818 --> 00:08:44,885 And then it hit me. 179 00:08:44,953 --> 00:08:47,321 I wasn't excited about any of it. 180 00:08:47,389 --> 00:08:50,524 I don't know what i want to do yet, 181 00:08:50,592 --> 00:08:53,494 And--And going off to a new place to figure that out? 182 00:08:53,562 --> 00:08:56,030 I don't know. I'm just-- I'm not ready for that. 183 00:08:56,097 --> 00:08:58,098 Look, sis, for people like us, 184 00:08:58,166 --> 00:09:00,467 A college degree is just an accessory, 185 00:09:00,535 --> 00:09:02,670 Like a malawi baby or a poodle. 186 00:09:02,737 --> 00:09:05,306 Well, it's an accessory my mother really wants me to have. 187 00:09:05,373 --> 00:09:08,209 So you want to hide out at the bass cave 188 00:09:08,276 --> 00:09:11,278 Until you figure it out. Yeah, if it's okay with you. Nobody knows about this, 189 00:09:11,346 --> 00:09:14,048 Not even blair. Blair would be even more upset than my mother. 190 00:09:14,115 --> 00:09:16,150 I couldn't help but notice you and carter baizen 191 00:09:16,218 --> 00:09:18,052 At the van der bilt polo party. 192 00:09:18,119 --> 00:09:20,921 This doesn't have anything to do with him, does it? 193 00:09:20,989 --> 00:09:24,024 No, absolutely not. I haven't even seen him since then. Good. Just one favor-- 194 00:09:24,092 --> 00:09:26,360 I'm having a meeting here tonight, 195 00:09:26,428 --> 00:09:30,030 So if you can clear out for a few hours. Chuck, i don't mind if your dealer comes by. 196 00:09:30,098 --> 00:09:32,032 Jesse is in st. Barths this week. 197 00:09:32,100 --> 00:09:34,668 This is something more legitimate. 198 00:09:44,379 --> 00:09:46,447 You know the old art deco bank 199 00:09:46,514 --> 00:09:49,016 On 72nd between madison and park? 200 00:09:49,084 --> 00:09:51,719 The one that went under last month? 201 00:09:51,786 --> 00:09:53,587 I want to make it into a speakeasy. 202 00:09:55,891 --> 00:09:58,592 In the front-- An elegant restaurant, 203 00:09:58,660 --> 00:10:00,394 But down in the vault-- 204 00:10:00,462 --> 00:10:02,263 An after-Hours locale 205 00:10:02,330 --> 00:10:04,298 Devoted to indecency, 206 00:10:04,366 --> 00:10:07,635 Disreputable behavior and all manner of debauchery. 207 00:10:07,702 --> 00:10:10,804 A kind of homage to the last time the market crashed. 208 00:10:10,872 --> 00:10:12,406 The harder the times, 209 00:10:12,474 --> 00:10:15,376 The harder people want to party and forget about it. 210 00:10:15,443 --> 00:10:18,279 Chuck. (Chuckles) this is really a great idea. 211 00:10:18,346 --> 00:10:21,282 I-I can't believe blair hasn't told me about this yet. 212 00:10:21,349 --> 00:10:23,918 She doesn't know. Nobody does. 213 00:10:23,985 --> 00:10:27,087 I just wanted to wait till i was sure it was going through. 214 00:10:27,155 --> 00:10:28,989 You know, my father turned his first profit 215 00:10:29,057 --> 00:10:31,825 By the time he was 22. 216 00:10:31,893 --> 00:10:33,861 I hope to do it by the time i'm 21. 217 00:10:33,929 --> 00:10:37,865 ? 218 00:10:37,933 --> 00:10:41,135 (Man) ?It's a fragile world? 219 00:10:41,202 --> 00:10:42,670 ?Susceptible to? ... 220 00:10:42,737 --> 00:10:44,271 Let me guess. 221 00:10:44,339 --> 00:10:46,907 Uh, women in literature, professor schweik? 222 00:10:46,975 --> 00:10:49,810 You know i'm a sucker for stories about scorned women. I got the same. 223 00:10:49,878 --> 00:10:53,080 I think the universe is trying to tell us something. 224 00:10:53,148 --> 00:10:55,649 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I should have called you. 225 00:10:55,717 --> 00:10:57,251 No, it's--It's okay. 226 00:10:57,319 --> 00:10:59,253 I wouldn't have wanted to call me either 227 00:10:59,321 --> 00:11:02,189 After the way i came down on you at the party. 228 00:11:02,257 --> 00:11:04,391 Um... so... scott? 229 00:11:04,459 --> 00:11:06,460 Yeah, he's--He's so great, 230 00:11:06,528 --> 00:11:09,229 And he really wants to get to know you. 231 00:11:09,297 --> 00:11:11,598 Oh, my god. I have so much to tell you. 232 00:11:11,666 --> 00:11:14,335 You are never gonna guess who lives in my dorm. Hey, guys. 233 00:11:14,402 --> 00:11:18,105 Oh. Oh! Sorry to interrupt. I just saw you, and i thought, um... 234 00:11:18,173 --> 00:11:20,474 So i really just want to apologize 235 00:11:20,542 --> 00:11:23,277 For everything that happened in the past. 236 00:11:23,345 --> 00:11:25,846 I've got my meds straightened out, 237 00:11:25,914 --> 00:11:28,182 And i'm really in a much better place now. 238 00:11:28,249 --> 00:11:30,918 So i come to n.Y.U. Hoping for a fresh start, 239 00:11:30,986 --> 00:11:34,521 And who do i get as my roommate? Blair waldorf. What? 240 00:11:34,589 --> 00:11:37,391 (Vanessa) i told you we have so much to catch up on. I mean, i wish i had some other friends here, you know? 241 00:11:37,459 --> 00:11:40,194 You guys are--Are really lucky to have each other. 242 00:11:44,099 --> 00:11:46,433 Anyway, i should go. 243 00:11:50,038 --> 00:11:51,939 Okay, this is probably too much, 244 00:11:52,007 --> 00:11:54,842 But would you guys want to have a cup of coffee with me? 245 00:11:54,909 --> 00:11:56,243 Uh... 246 00:11:56,311 --> 00:11:57,678 Look, georgina, 247 00:11:57,746 --> 00:11:59,980 I appreciate that you want a clean slate, 248 00:12:00,048 --> 00:12:03,984 But i think it would kind of be too much. I'm sorry. 249 00:12:04,052 --> 00:12:05,552 No, of course. 250 00:12:05,620 --> 00:12:07,755 I-I mean, i-I totally understand. 251 00:12:07,822 --> 00:12:10,724 I'd feel the same way. I'll see you around. 252 00:12:13,194 --> 00:12:16,030 Maybe we were a little bit too harsh. 253 00:12:16,097 --> 00:12:18,866 What? It's--It's georgina. And you're dan. 254 00:12:18,933 --> 00:12:22,336 And you're vanessa. This is a fun game. I'm sorry. I just thought you were 255 00:12:22,404 --> 00:12:25,906 A little bit more forgiving than that. Are you--Are you really trying to make me the bad guy here? 256 00:12:25,974 --> 00:12:28,876 No, it's just we want a fresh start and--And so does she. 257 00:12:28,943 --> 00:12:32,046 Okay. I know you're new to the whole school thing, 258 00:12:32,113 --> 00:12:34,648 But you don't want georgina as your friend. 259 00:12:34,716 --> 00:12:38,218 I mean, she's gonna scare everyone away. 260 00:12:38,286 --> 00:12:40,921 Georgina. Hey. 261 00:12:43,124 --> 00:12:45,659 What's gonna happen next week when we start classes? 262 00:12:45,727 --> 00:12:48,095 That's why we have my family's apartment. 263 00:12:48,163 --> 00:12:50,597 And plus, you know, all this sneaking around, 264 00:12:50,665 --> 00:12:52,566 Making sure the doorman doesn't see you, 265 00:12:52,634 --> 00:12:55,502 Not answering the phone when my mother calls-- 266 00:12:55,570 --> 00:12:58,906 I mean, you know it adds a layer of hotness. What are you saying? 267 00:12:58,973 --> 00:13:00,908 That our hotness is only purely circumstantial 268 00:13:00,975 --> 00:13:03,043 And that if we were out in the real world, 269 00:13:03,111 --> 00:13:05,145 We'd like each other less? 270 00:13:05,213 --> 00:13:07,214 Mm. You know that if we really started dating, 271 00:13:07,282 --> 00:13:09,149 After a few months, 272 00:13:09,217 --> 00:13:11,885 You'd realize that you hate the way that i laugh, 273 00:13:11,953 --> 00:13:14,121 I couldn't stand the way that you chew, 274 00:13:14,189 --> 00:13:16,790 And then we'd break up. 275 00:13:16,858 --> 00:13:19,193 That's a very romantic story, you know, 276 00:13:19,260 --> 00:13:22,229 But... it doesn't have to be like that. 277 00:13:24,399 --> 00:13:26,333 Care to make a bet? I got an idea. 278 00:13:28,970 --> 00:13:32,439 I will hole up with you for the next 24 hours, 279 00:13:32,507 --> 00:13:34,741 And we can fast-Forward through the entire relationship. 280 00:13:34,809 --> 00:13:37,811 Leave the seat up, sing timberlake in the shower. 281 00:13:37,879 --> 00:13:40,481 Ah, watch tv shows you really like 282 00:13:40,548 --> 00:13:42,783 As opposed to ones you're supposed to like? 283 00:13:42,851 --> 00:13:45,686 What do you say-- You, me, this apartment? 284 00:13:45,753 --> 00:13:48,589 Let's get sick of each other. 285 00:13:48,656 --> 00:13:50,023 Okay. 286 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:54,928 As you can see, the restaurant would be elegant-- 287 00:13:54,996 --> 00:13:57,131 Seasonal menu, extensive wine list. 288 00:13:57,198 --> 00:13:59,266 You know, the space is big, 289 00:13:59,334 --> 00:14:01,435 But i want it to have a more intimate feel. 290 00:14:01,503 --> 00:14:04,705 And how would you be using the vault space? 291 00:14:04,772 --> 00:14:07,040 It's perfect for storage. 292 00:14:07,108 --> 00:14:09,176 I have to be honest. 293 00:14:09,244 --> 00:14:12,412 Give your reputation, when you made your bid, 294 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:14,448 The board was very concerned. 295 00:14:14,516 --> 00:14:16,216 I completely understand. 296 00:14:16,284 --> 00:14:18,585 The neighbors don't want some raucous club coming in 297 00:14:18,653 --> 00:14:20,754 And disrupting the quiet. And believe me, 298 00:14:20,822 --> 00:14:24,558 I wouldn't want to bring that element to the area. 299 00:14:24,626 --> 00:14:27,394 I'll be right down. (Speaks italian) 300 00:14:27,462 --> 00:14:29,196 Sorry. I'm not here. 301 00:14:29,264 --> 00:14:30,931 (Whispers) my heel broke. 302 00:14:30,999 --> 00:14:33,267 Stepsister. I apologize. (Cell phone rings) 303 00:14:33,334 --> 00:14:35,536 My lawyer. Excuse me. 304 00:14:35,603 --> 00:14:38,739 (Ring) (mouths words) 305 00:14:38,806 --> 00:14:41,441 Sorry for interrupting your meeting. 306 00:14:41,509 --> 00:14:43,844 Not at all. We were just finishing up anyway. 307 00:14:43,912 --> 00:14:46,046 Oh, are you--Are you leasing chuck the bank space? 308 00:14:46,114 --> 00:14:47,281 Mm-Hmm. 309 00:14:47,348 --> 00:14:49,416 He has a real vision. 310 00:14:49,484 --> 00:14:52,519 I know. Turning the vault into a club--It's genius. 311 00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:54,721 Serena. 312 00:14:54,789 --> 00:14:56,223 (Man) excuse me? 313 00:15:13,875 --> 00:15:15,742 Thank you. 314 00:15:15,810 --> 00:15:18,946 (Traditional japanese music playing) 315 00:15:20,481 --> 00:15:23,116 Cool party. I'm amalia. 316 00:15:26,421 --> 00:15:27,955 I'm glad people understand 317 00:15:28,022 --> 00:15:30,357 The concept of being fashionably late, 318 00:15:30,425 --> 00:15:32,659 But this is ridiculous. I think everybody's 319 00:15:32,727 --> 00:15:35,095 Down the hall, watching a movie or something. 320 00:15:35,163 --> 00:15:36,063 What? 321 00:15:36,130 --> 00:15:38,432 Please. 322 00:15:38,499 --> 00:15:39,866 Ease up on the toro. 323 00:15:41,903 --> 00:15:44,304 He has to answer to a board, serena. 324 00:15:44,372 --> 00:15:46,607 And board members tend not to approve 325 00:15:46,674 --> 00:15:50,611 Of clubs with coat check girls who give happy endings. 326 00:15:50,678 --> 00:15:52,512 It was an honest mistake. 327 00:15:52,580 --> 00:15:54,448 When he was talking about your plans-- 328 00:15:54,515 --> 00:15:57,417 Look, why do you think i asked you to go out tonight? 329 00:15:57,485 --> 00:16:01,488 Because i knew something like this would happen. 330 00:16:01,556 --> 00:16:03,290 Fine. Then i'll go. 331 00:16:04,926 --> 00:16:06,760 Train wreck. 332 00:16:11,633 --> 00:16:13,033 (Applause) 333 00:16:13,101 --> 00:16:14,534 (Man) great job, vanessa. 334 00:16:14,602 --> 00:16:17,904 That was awesome. 335 00:16:19,741 --> 00:16:21,775 Oh. Hey, blair. 336 00:16:21,843 --> 00:16:25,646 Oh, my god. We just finished watching vanessa's documentary 337 00:16:25,713 --> 00:16:28,315 About this community garden in her neighborhood. 338 00:16:28,383 --> 00:16:30,751 It was amazing. No, it wasn't. 339 00:16:30,818 --> 00:16:34,721 Yes, it was. I-I mean, vanessa, tears. Actual tears. 340 00:16:34,789 --> 00:16:39,159 When that gang member picked up his first carrot-- Okay, screening is over. 341 00:16:39,227 --> 00:16:41,962 The cocktail party has officially begun 342 00:16:42,030 --> 00:16:43,930 In the common room. Sake-Tinis. 343 00:16:43,998 --> 00:16:47,034 And is that my invitation being used as a coaster? 344 00:16:47,101 --> 00:16:49,436 Um, thanks so much, blair, 345 00:16:49,504 --> 00:16:52,139 But we actually just scarfed, like, four pizzas, 346 00:16:52,206 --> 00:16:54,741 And vanessa's about to show us 347 00:16:54,809 --> 00:16:57,244 Her bootleg michel gondry videos. Georgina, please. 348 00:16:57,312 --> 00:17:00,480 Nobody wants greasy pizza and vanessa's home movies 349 00:17:00,548 --> 00:17:03,550 When there's a sushi and sake party right in the other room. 350 00:17:03,618 --> 00:17:08,088 Did i mention wasabi facials? 351 00:17:10,124 --> 00:17:11,358 Okay, then. 352 00:17:11,426 --> 00:17:13,293 And shut the door? 353 00:17:15,163 --> 00:17:19,566 Spotted--Blair waldorf going from v.I.P. To v.D. 354 00:17:19,634 --> 00:17:23,136 Poor blair. How are you going to cure this one? 355 00:17:27,027 --> 00:17:28,694 (Sighs) morning. 356 00:17:31,331 --> 00:17:32,831 Hey. 357 00:17:32,899 --> 00:17:35,134 Thanks for letting me crash here last night. 358 00:17:35,201 --> 00:17:37,636 Harboring an ivy league fugitive? I'm your man. 359 00:17:37,704 --> 00:17:39,238 I made you breakfast. 360 00:17:39,306 --> 00:17:42,241 I have to go, but remember, we don't have any servants here, 361 00:17:42,309 --> 00:17:44,710 So if you see anybody else in the loft besides me, 362 00:17:44,778 --> 00:17:46,679 Call the police. It's not the chef. 363 00:17:46,746 --> 00:17:48,948 Good to know. 364 00:17:49,015 --> 00:17:51,016 So did classes start already? 365 00:17:51,084 --> 00:17:52,618 Uh, no, just orientation stuff. 366 00:17:52,686 --> 00:17:54,586 But, uh, i did join a literary group. 367 00:17:54,654 --> 00:17:57,189 More people have talked to me at n.Y.U. In one day 368 00:17:57,257 --> 00:18:00,159 Than my entire four years at st. Jude's. Well, i'm not surprised. 369 00:18:00,226 --> 00:18:03,295 I can totally see why people would love you there. Oh, about brown-- 370 00:18:03,363 --> 00:18:05,798 Uh, you really should think about talking to my dad. 371 00:18:05,865 --> 00:18:08,801 He might ramble a lot, he might nervously strum his guitar, 372 00:18:08,868 --> 00:18:11,470 But, uh, when it comes to fatherly advice, 373 00:18:11,538 --> 00:18:14,740 I don't know, he's pretty much the best there is. 374 00:18:24,584 --> 00:18:26,518 (Georgina) do you want one? Thanks. 375 00:18:26,586 --> 00:18:29,154 Come to the party. Come to the party. Thanks. 376 00:18:29,222 --> 00:18:31,390 It's gonna be really fun. (Girl) we'll be there. 377 00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:33,492 Oh, fantastic. 378 00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:35,060 Oh. 379 00:18:35,128 --> 00:18:37,997 So if you're not trying to sabotage me, then what is this? 380 00:18:38,064 --> 00:18:41,133 First you deliberately ruin my sushi party, 381 00:18:41,201 --> 00:18:44,003 And now you're making your move. This paranoia has got to stop, blair. 382 00:18:44,070 --> 00:18:45,971 I am not paranoid. I'm right. 383 00:18:46,039 --> 00:18:48,240 Why else would you have formed an alliance with vanessa, 384 00:18:48,308 --> 00:18:51,110 The one person i may hate more than you? It's not an alliance. It's a friendship. 385 00:18:51,177 --> 00:18:53,078 Unlike you, vanessa's cool and people like her, 386 00:18:53,146 --> 00:18:55,514 More than the weird girl who threw the fish party. 387 00:18:55,582 --> 00:18:58,017 Sushi. There was toro. 388 00:18:58,084 --> 00:18:59,651 Face it, blair. 389 00:18:59,719 --> 00:19:02,087 Once upon a time, in a far-Off land, 390 00:19:02,155 --> 00:19:03,722 You were a queen. 391 00:19:03,790 --> 00:19:07,359 Here you're just a loser who will never fit in. 392 00:19:07,427 --> 00:19:09,428 So you won't be needing that. 393 00:19:12,132 --> 00:19:14,933 Hey, guys. Do you want to come to my party? 394 00:19:15,001 --> 00:19:18,070 You can have one, too. You're really pretty. (Girl) thank you. 395 00:19:20,473 --> 00:19:23,776 (Elevator bell dings) 396 00:19:23,843 --> 00:19:25,411 Rufus? 397 00:19:27,580 --> 00:19:30,449 Hello? 398 00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:33,385 What are you doing here? 399 00:19:33,453 --> 00:19:35,120 Rufus and i were just catching up. 400 00:19:35,188 --> 00:19:37,790 But i have to prepare for a meeting tonight. 401 00:19:37,857 --> 00:19:39,792 Thank you for the waffles. 402 00:19:45,198 --> 00:19:46,665 Look, i... 403 00:19:46,733 --> 00:19:48,834 I don't know what kind of twisted spin 404 00:19:48,902 --> 00:19:50,436 Chuck put on things, 405 00:19:50,503 --> 00:19:53,172 But i actually wanted to talk to you about this. 406 00:19:53,239 --> 00:19:56,909 Rufus, i'm having doubts about going to brown. Well, i'm sorry about that, 407 00:19:56,976 --> 00:19:58,677 But to lie about leaving for college? 408 00:19:58,745 --> 00:20:01,213 I mean, between the show you put on for the paparazzi all summer 409 00:20:01,281 --> 00:20:04,116 And the craziness at the polo party last week and this, 410 00:20:04,184 --> 00:20:06,585 I don't know what's going on with you. 411 00:20:06,653 --> 00:20:09,521 I know. I'm sorry i lied. I just didn't want to upset my mom. Well, at least we agree about that, 412 00:20:09,589 --> 00:20:12,224 Which is why you can repack your things and go to brown today. 413 00:20:12,292 --> 00:20:14,893 I'll have a car here within an hour. 414 00:20:14,961 --> 00:20:17,863 As long as you're in it, there's no reason 415 00:20:17,931 --> 00:20:20,799 Lily ever has to know about this. Or what, you'll tell on me? 416 00:20:20,867 --> 00:20:23,502 Wow. I feel really emotionally supported 417 00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:26,338 In making this life-Changing decision. It's not a decision. It's a mistake, 418 00:20:26,406 --> 00:20:30,242 Which is why i'm--I'm trying to get you not to make it. By threatening me. 419 00:20:30,310 --> 00:20:34,012 (Scoffs) do you know you're more afraid of my mother than i am? 420 00:20:37,650 --> 00:20:40,452 You know what, rufus? Go ahead. Call her. 421 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:44,056 You can let her know i'm not going to brown. 422 00:20:44,124 --> 00:20:46,825 Thanks for the talk. 423 00:20:50,396 --> 00:20:53,799 (Cell phone rings) 424 00:20:53,867 --> 00:20:55,868 (Ring) 425 00:20:57,937 --> 00:20:59,505 What do you want? 426 00:20:59,572 --> 00:21:02,774 Hey. I was wondering if you want to go out tonight. 427 00:21:02,842 --> 00:21:05,677 I thought you were at brown. No, i'm not. 428 00:21:05,745 --> 00:21:08,046 In fact, after i hang up with you, 429 00:21:08,114 --> 00:21:10,048 I will be withdrawing my admission. 430 00:21:10,116 --> 00:21:12,384 There's nobody i'd rather celebrate with. 431 00:21:12,452 --> 00:21:14,253 So are you in or out? 432 00:21:16,289 --> 00:21:17,723 See you tonight. 433 00:21:17,790 --> 00:21:21,260 (Snaps cell phone shut) 434 00:21:21,327 --> 00:21:23,162 (Dan) no, i'm telling you, 435 00:21:23,229 --> 00:21:25,564 I learned everything i need to know about women 436 00:21:25,632 --> 00:21:27,132 From judy blume's "forever". 437 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,134 (Laughter) 438 00:21:34,607 --> 00:21:36,542 Can i talk to you? 439 00:21:36,609 --> 00:21:39,244 Uh, yeah. Yeah. What's up? 440 00:21:41,147 --> 00:21:43,949 I was wondering... 441 00:21:44,017 --> 00:21:45,851 Do you have a date to georgina's party? 442 00:21:45,919 --> 00:21:48,687 Forget the four horsemen. 443 00:21:48,755 --> 00:21:51,723 The real evidence our world is coming to an end-- 444 00:21:51,791 --> 00:21:53,992 Blair waldorf needing dan humphrey 445 00:21:54,060 --> 00:21:56,662 To rescue her from social extinction. 446 00:22:12,641 --> 00:22:14,175 You okay? 447 00:22:14,242 --> 00:22:15,943 (Indistinct conversations in distance) 448 00:22:16,011 --> 00:22:18,879 I just feel like i got off on the wrong foot here, 449 00:22:18,947 --> 00:22:21,716 And i want to start again. 450 00:22:21,783 --> 00:22:24,552 So... thanks for bringing me, humphrey. 451 00:22:24,619 --> 00:22:27,555 Oh. Uh, yeah. Well, you know, i-I would just like to think 452 00:22:27,622 --> 00:22:30,391 That if i needed it, somebody would do the same for me. 453 00:22:30,459 --> 00:22:33,494 Although, let's be honest, we both know it wouldn't be you. 454 00:22:33,562 --> 00:22:35,596 Oh. 455 00:22:35,664 --> 00:22:37,698 No headbands in college, okay? 456 00:22:37,766 --> 00:22:40,034 (Headband clatters) 457 00:22:43,171 --> 00:22:46,040 ?She was so shy ?/I> 458 00:22:46,108 --> 00:22:50,778 ?Till i drove her wild ?/I> 459 00:22:50,846 --> 00:22:53,347 ?I make them good girls go bad ?/I> 460 00:22:53,415 --> 00:22:54,915 ?I make them good girls... ?/I> 461 00:22:54,983 --> 00:22:57,118 Katie. Hey, guys. 462 00:22:57,185 --> 00:22:59,487 Blair, you, uh, you remember katie? 463 00:22:59,554 --> 00:23:01,122 Yeah. Cute necklace. 464 00:23:01,189 --> 00:23:04,291 Thank you. I love your... 465 00:23:06,061 --> 00:23:09,897 How--How about i get us all drinks and you two talk? 466 00:23:09,965 --> 00:23:12,233 Just not about high school, please. 467 00:23:12,300 --> 00:23:13,734 What's up, dan? 468 00:23:13,802 --> 00:23:15,703 So was everyone at your high school 469 00:23:15,771 --> 00:23:18,773 Totally jealous of dan for being such a great writer? 470 00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:21,075 Dan's a writer? 471 00:23:21,143 --> 00:23:23,411 ?She was so shy ?/I> 472 00:23:23,478 --> 00:23:25,813 ?Till i drove her wild ?/I> 473 00:23:25,881 --> 00:23:27,448 Oh. Hey, dan. 474 00:23:27,516 --> 00:23:30,017 Hey. Um, listen. I'm sorry about yesterday. 475 00:23:30,085 --> 00:23:31,752 I-I was out of line. 476 00:23:31,820 --> 00:23:33,754 Please don't-- Don't even worry about it. 477 00:23:33,822 --> 00:23:36,023 I mean, you have every right to be upset. 478 00:23:36,091 --> 00:23:38,459 I'm just really glad you're here. Thanks. 479 00:23:38,527 --> 00:23:40,561 Okay, so am i really drunk, 480 00:23:40,629 --> 00:23:43,164 Or did i just see you walk in with blair? 481 00:23:43,231 --> 00:23:45,299 (Indistinct conversations) 482 00:23:45,367 --> 00:23:48,302 (Chuckles) look, you wanted me to give you a second chance. 483 00:23:48,370 --> 00:23:50,304 Don't you think you should give one to blair? 484 00:23:50,372 --> 00:23:52,206 She's not looking for a second chance. 485 00:23:52,274 --> 00:23:54,508 She's looking for a way in. 486 00:23:54,576 --> 00:23:57,611 People like you here, dan, and blair sees that. 487 00:23:57,679 --> 00:24:00,347 I'm sorry. I've been the person not welcome at parties, 488 00:24:00,415 --> 00:24:02,349 And if i'm now on the other side of things, 489 00:24:02,417 --> 00:24:05,219 I'm--I'm not gonna treat people the way i was treated, 490 00:24:05,287 --> 00:24:08,089 Even if it's blair. I'm just trying to look out for you. 491 00:24:08,156 --> 00:24:11,425 Trust me. You're being used. 492 00:24:11,493 --> 00:24:13,094 Have fun. 493 00:24:16,264 --> 00:24:20,000 (Cheering) 494 00:24:20,068 --> 00:24:23,838 ?Oh ?/I> 495 00:24:23,905 --> 00:24:26,740 ?Yeah ?/I> 496 00:24:26,808 --> 00:24:28,442 ?Good girls go ?/I> 497 00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:29,710 Gross! 498 00:24:29,778 --> 00:24:32,012 With your mother's l.L. Bean catalog? 499 00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:34,115 Ugh. A cargo short fetish 500 00:24:34,182 --> 00:24:36,183 Definitely goes in the "minus" column. 501 00:24:36,251 --> 00:24:37,885 What are you talking about? I was, like, 12 years old. 502 00:24:37,953 --> 00:24:40,888 Speaking of pants, pass yours over here. 503 00:24:40,956 --> 00:24:43,891 What do you need my pants for? Because i want to see what's in them. 504 00:24:43,959 --> 00:24:45,860 Come on. Show me all your secrets. 505 00:24:45,927 --> 00:24:48,062 Have a look. It's just normal stuff. 506 00:24:48,130 --> 00:24:50,731 Normal stuff, huh? All right. See? 507 00:24:50,799 --> 00:24:52,666 (Chuckles) hmm? 508 00:24:52,734 --> 00:24:54,201 Keys, cell phone. (Keys jangle) 509 00:24:54,269 --> 00:24:55,769 A boarding pass... 510 00:24:55,837 --> 00:24:57,638 From london. 511 00:24:59,574 --> 00:25:01,442 (Chuckles) don't tell me 512 00:25:01,510 --> 00:25:03,911 That you've been wearing these pants since we met, 513 00:25:03,979 --> 00:25:06,046 Because that really would be gross. 514 00:25:06,114 --> 00:25:09,316 No, i... if you must know, i kept it. 515 00:25:12,821 --> 00:25:15,422 Ah. (Chuckles) 516 00:25:15,490 --> 00:25:17,992 And he has a sentimental streak. 517 00:25:25,467 --> 00:25:27,368 Hey, i thought your theory was that 518 00:25:27,435 --> 00:25:30,304 If we really got to know each other, we'd break up. 519 00:25:30,372 --> 00:25:32,439 Mm. 520 00:25:34,876 --> 00:25:37,178 Maybe i'm revising my theory. 521 00:25:39,514 --> 00:25:41,515 (Cobra starship) ?You were a problem child ? 522 00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:44,118 To you. Brown's loss is my gain. 523 00:25:44,186 --> 00:25:45,286 (Clink) 524 00:25:45,353 --> 00:25:47,788 Thank you. (Laughs) 525 00:25:47,856 --> 00:25:52,760 You know, when you called, i tried not to answer. 526 00:25:52,827 --> 00:25:54,195 ?/I> 527 00:25:54,262 --> 00:25:56,730 Great. Chuck bass. 528 00:25:56,798 --> 00:25:59,400 Let's get out of here. No. Come on. 529 00:25:59,467 --> 00:26:01,802 Since when do you run away from chuck bass? 530 00:26:01,870 --> 00:26:04,605 It looks like he's having a business meeting. (Claps hands) 531 00:26:04,673 --> 00:26:06,941 This could be fun. 532 00:26:07,008 --> 00:26:08,943 ?You're a hot mess ?/I> 533 00:26:09,010 --> 00:26:10,277 (Gasps) 534 00:26:10,345 --> 00:26:12,246 No way. 535 00:26:12,314 --> 00:26:14,782 Serena, carter, this isn't a good time. 536 00:26:14,849 --> 00:26:16,984 Well, then let's make it one. 537 00:26:17,052 --> 00:26:20,454 What's wrong, chuck? Aren't you happy to see us? You know, carter and i were 538 00:26:20,522 --> 00:26:23,057 Just sharing our favorite chuck bass stories. 539 00:26:23,124 --> 00:26:25,326 There were so many we had to break them into categories. 540 00:26:25,393 --> 00:26:27,928 What were we up to, international affairs? Oh, there was a time when, uh, chuck 541 00:26:27,996 --> 00:26:29,964 And the italian ambassador's son 542 00:26:30,031 --> 00:26:33,100 Were asked to leave an amsterdam brothel. 543 00:26:33,168 --> 00:26:35,970 Now that's an accomplishment. Simple misunderstanding. None of us spoke any dutch. 544 00:26:36,037 --> 00:26:37,438 (Laughs) 545 00:26:37,505 --> 00:26:39,640 ?/I> 546 00:26:39,708 --> 00:26:42,776 Oh! My gosh. Is this-- Is this a business meeting? 547 00:26:42,844 --> 00:26:45,446 I'm--I'm sorry if you sense any tension. 548 00:26:45,513 --> 00:26:48,382 Those two don't like each other that much 549 00:26:48,450 --> 00:26:50,751 'Cause they share the same taste in women. 550 00:26:50,819 --> 00:26:53,354 Sometimes they share the actual women. That's enough. 551 00:26:53,421 --> 00:26:55,756 So what's this business meeting about, bass? 552 00:26:55,824 --> 00:26:59,593 Still trying to fill your daddy's shoes? Yeah, chuck, come on. Tell him your idea. 553 00:26:59,661 --> 00:27:02,496 I'm opening a restaurant. Yeah, that's what he's telling people, 554 00:27:02,564 --> 00:27:04,999 But downstairs, in the vault, he's creating a club. 555 00:27:05,066 --> 00:27:08,168 What did you say? You wanted to redefine decadence? 556 00:27:10,672 --> 00:27:12,740 You wanted to ruin my deal, 557 00:27:12,807 --> 00:27:15,609 So you came here and brought carter baizen as your wingman. 558 00:27:23,551 --> 00:27:25,586 I told rufus about brown 559 00:27:25,654 --> 00:27:27,721 Because i was actually concerned for you. 560 00:27:30,258 --> 00:27:32,493 I'm sorry to have wasted your time. 561 00:27:38,867 --> 00:27:42,369 Are you insane? "Battlestar" kicks "t.N.G.'S" ass. 562 00:27:42,437 --> 00:27:44,371 What other show on the history of the planet 563 00:27:44,439 --> 00:27:46,340 Has been asked to speak at the u.N.? 564 00:27:46,408 --> 00:27:48,275 Oh, perfect. An organization that condemns terrorism 565 00:27:48,343 --> 00:27:49,910 While secretly funding it 566 00:27:49,978 --> 00:27:52,513 Hosts a panel for a show that glorifies terrorists. 567 00:27:52,580 --> 00:27:55,015 Dude, i can't even look at you right now. Fine. Don't look. 568 00:27:55,083 --> 00:27:57,851 What do you think? 569 00:27:57,919 --> 00:28:01,221 Trust me. You don't want to know. 570 00:28:01,289 --> 00:28:04,425 I do. I do want to know. (Cell phone alert chimes) 571 00:28:06,061 --> 00:28:08,395 Oh, thank god. 572 00:28:08,463 --> 00:28:10,397 (Phoenix) ?Moving in an elliptical pattern ?/I> 573 00:28:10,465 --> 00:28:13,634 Man, i'm really glad you decided to come to the party. 574 00:28:13,702 --> 00:28:15,769 Oh, thanks, man. That's... 575 00:28:15,837 --> 00:28:17,771 Vanessa cares about you a lot, 576 00:28:17,839 --> 00:28:20,708 And i know that she was hoping you'd come. 577 00:28:20,775 --> 00:28:22,676 You know... yeah, yeah, i know. 578 00:28:22,744 --> 00:28:24,945 (Laughs) there he is. 579 00:28:25,013 --> 00:28:28,382 Oh, speak of the devil. Hey. To, uh, to fresh starts. 580 00:28:28,450 --> 00:28:30,284 I'm happy you're here, humphrey. 581 00:28:30,352 --> 00:28:32,753 (Chuckles) me, too. 582 00:28:32,821 --> 00:28:35,356 So, scott, you are in big trouble. 583 00:28:35,423 --> 00:28:37,591 I cannot believe you told vanessa to take professor rifkin 584 00:28:37,659 --> 00:28:40,527 For art in the world. Why? I mean, i liked him. 585 00:28:40,595 --> 00:28:44,264 Dude, he's totally old school, not to mention just plain old. 586 00:28:44,332 --> 00:28:46,266 (Laughs) i mean, 587 00:28:46,334 --> 00:28:49,470 His lecture notes are literally turning yellow with age. 588 00:28:49,537 --> 00:28:52,106 Please do tell. What other professors are you recommending? 589 00:28:52,173 --> 00:28:54,274 Yeah, let's hear it, because katie's gonna have 590 00:28:54,342 --> 00:28:56,677 To weigh in from now on. I-I'm at a party. 591 00:28:56,745 --> 00:29:00,280 I really don't feel like taking a test right now. (Blair, amplified voice) excuse me, everyone. 592 00:29:00,348 --> 00:29:02,816 Can you please stop with that noise? 593 00:29:02,884 --> 00:29:05,319 Hi, everyone. What the hell? 594 00:29:05,387 --> 00:29:07,321 (Sighs) well, most of you don't know me. 595 00:29:07,389 --> 00:29:10,290 My name is blair waldorf. But a lot of you know 596 00:29:10,358 --> 00:29:12,993 My roommate, who threw this amazing party--Georgina. 597 00:29:13,061 --> 00:29:15,629 (Cheering) 598 00:29:15,697 --> 00:29:17,231 (Man) georgina! 599 00:29:17,298 --> 00:29:19,767 Yeah, i know. Georgina rocks, right? 600 00:29:19,834 --> 00:29:21,735 I mean, it's funny, 'cause i never knew 601 00:29:21,803 --> 00:29:24,772 That a jesus freak could throw such a good party, 602 00:29:24,839 --> 00:29:27,875 But i guess i was wrong. So, everyone, raise a glass 603 00:29:27,942 --> 00:29:30,677 Or a... plastic cup of foam 604 00:29:30,745 --> 00:29:34,381 To the coolest christian i know--Georgina sparks. 605 00:29:34,449 --> 00:29:36,483 ?What do you know, what do you know ? 606 00:29:36,551 --> 00:29:38,752 ?What do you know about jesus? ? 607 00:29:38,820 --> 00:29:41,088 ?What do you know, what do you know ? 608 00:29:41,156 --> 00:29:43,223 ?What do you know about the lord? ? 609 00:29:43,291 --> 00:29:47,361 ?What do you know, what do you know about jesus ? 610 00:29:47,429 --> 00:29:50,431 ?And his love? ? 611 00:29:50,498 --> 00:29:51,932 Oh... my god. 612 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,700 This is a conversion party. 613 00:29:53,768 --> 00:29:56,703 I can't believe it. Georgina threw this party 614 00:29:56,771 --> 00:29:58,839 And invited all her friends here 615 00:29:58,907 --> 00:30:00,874 To convert the vulnerable freshmen. 616 00:30:00,942 --> 00:30:04,611 It seems that blair waldorf has finally found jesus 617 00:30:04,679 --> 00:30:09,249 And invited him to crash georgina's party. 618 00:30:13,542 --> 00:30:15,710 Carter, wait. So that's the whole reason 619 00:30:15,777 --> 00:30:17,778 You wanted me to go out with you tonight-- 620 00:30:17,846 --> 00:30:20,515 You knew i'd help you screw over chuck. (Clicks pen) 621 00:30:20,582 --> 00:30:23,451 Chuck had screwed me over or-- Or at least i thought he had. 622 00:30:23,519 --> 00:30:26,354 I wanted to get him back. Serena, listen to you. What's your deal? 623 00:30:26,421 --> 00:30:29,323 You're acting out 'cause daddy doesn't love you? 624 00:30:29,391 --> 00:30:32,226 Is that why you skipped out on brown, too? Please. 625 00:30:32,294 --> 00:30:36,364 No. I told you how i felt, and you blew me off 626 00:30:36,431 --> 00:30:39,200 Until you needed someone to do your dirty work. 627 00:30:39,268 --> 00:30:41,869 It's time to find a new bad habit, 628 00:30:41,937 --> 00:30:44,539 'Cause it's not gonna be me anymore. 629 00:30:47,242 --> 00:30:49,544 V.I.P. V.I.P. Room at the monkey bar. 630 00:30:49,611 --> 00:30:52,013 Monkey bar. Can't wait. The limo's waiting downstairs. 631 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,448 We were worried about you. We missed you so much. 632 00:30:54,516 --> 00:30:56,918 I can't tell you how my heart filled with joy 633 00:30:56,985 --> 00:30:59,453 When we got your call inviting us to share his glory 634 00:30:59,521 --> 00:31:02,123 With all of your new friends. I didn't invite you here. 635 00:31:02,191 --> 00:31:05,126 We thought our little lamb had been lost for good. I am lost for good. 636 00:31:05,194 --> 00:31:07,929 V.I.P. Room at the monkey bar. Hope i see you there. 637 00:31:07,996 --> 00:31:10,865 Monkey bar. (Singsongy) limo's downstairs. Wait. What the hell are you doing? 638 00:31:10,933 --> 00:31:12,934 Georgina was turning everyone against me. 639 00:31:13,001 --> 00:31:15,403 You were just a casualty in the battle for social dominance. 640 00:31:15,470 --> 00:31:18,940 But don't worry. Your loyalty's been rewarded. 641 00:31:19,007 --> 00:31:22,710 Your name's on the list at monkey bar. Yours isn't. Georgina wasn't turning people against you, blair. 642 00:31:22,778 --> 00:31:24,979 You tried to bribe people into being your friend 643 00:31:25,047 --> 00:31:27,481 With sushi parties and gift bags, and nobody liked it. 644 00:31:27,549 --> 00:31:30,685 I don't need these losers to like me in order to follow me. 645 00:31:30,752 --> 00:31:32,386 Fear works better anyway. 646 00:31:32,454 --> 00:31:34,855 Dan, you've experienced social siberia. 647 00:31:34,923 --> 00:31:38,459 If you want to try something new, i'll see you at monkey bar. 648 00:31:41,129 --> 00:31:44,131 I didn't know there was a cool crowd at college. 649 00:31:44,199 --> 00:31:47,001 Uh, i think you and i were the only ones dumb enough 650 00:31:47,069 --> 00:31:49,670 To believe that. Hey. So some of us were wondering 651 00:31:49,738 --> 00:31:53,941 If you're gonna go to monkey bar. You know, just because someone has to be on top, 652 00:31:54,009 --> 00:31:57,278 Doesn't mean it has to be blair. 653 00:32:00,415 --> 00:32:02,450 Now when you get downstairs, 654 00:32:02,517 --> 00:32:05,453 You'll find limos waiting to take you to the club. 655 00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:07,455 And no sticking your head out the sunroof. 656 00:32:07,522 --> 00:32:10,258 This isn't east ridge high school prom. 657 00:32:10,325 --> 00:32:12,693 Bye. (Amplified voice) hello. Hey, uh, excuse me. 658 00:32:12,761 --> 00:32:15,263 Could i get everyone's attention, please? 659 00:32:15,330 --> 00:32:18,199 Hey. Hi. Hello. I'm dan. I just want to let everybody know here 660 00:32:18,267 --> 00:32:20,935 That, uh, blair waldorf over there 661 00:32:21,003 --> 00:32:23,638 Invited some people from georgina's past 662 00:32:23,705 --> 00:32:25,673 Just so she could embarrass her. But you know, 663 00:32:25,741 --> 00:32:29,277 We're--We're all starting college here, and college is 664 00:32:29,344 --> 00:32:31,379 Supposed to be a place where you're not judged 665 00:32:31,446 --> 00:32:33,481 By what you believe or--Or the friends you make. 666 00:32:33,548 --> 00:32:35,650 You're here to make new friends and start over, right? 667 00:32:35,717 --> 00:32:38,486 So last time i checked, i mean, i think-- 668 00:32:38,553 --> 00:32:40,421 I think this--This party's pretty fun. Yeah? (Crowd) yeah. 669 00:32:40,489 --> 00:32:43,424 Yeah, okay. So... who wants to leave with blair? 670 00:32:45,527 --> 00:32:47,828 All right, and who wants to stay here 671 00:32:53,101 --> 00:32:56,504 (Cobra starship) ?She was so shy? 672 00:32:56,571 --> 00:32:58,072 ?Till i drove? ... 673 00:32:58,140 --> 00:33:00,007 Thank you. You didn't have to do that. 674 00:33:00,075 --> 00:33:01,909 Yeah, i did. 675 00:33:01,977 --> 00:33:03,778 ?I make them good girls go bad? 676 00:33:03,845 --> 00:33:05,780 Let's get a beer. 677 00:33:05,847 --> 00:33:07,815 *i make them good girls go bad* 678 00:33:07,883 --> 00:33:11,786 Uh-Oh, b. Looks like your new flock was just led astray, 679 00:33:11,853 --> 00:33:14,655 And by dan humphrey no less. 680 00:33:14,723 --> 00:33:17,124 I guess they know a false prophet when they see one. 681 00:33:30,338 --> 00:33:31,638 Hi. 682 00:33:31,706 --> 00:33:34,575 You mind if i join you? It's your home. 683 00:33:34,642 --> 00:33:36,443 (Keys jangle) 684 00:33:38,279 --> 00:33:40,180 Dan told you i was here? 685 00:33:40,248 --> 00:33:44,451 I was... 686 00:33:44,519 --> 00:33:47,588 Glad you felt like you could come here, 687 00:33:47,655 --> 00:33:49,723 That you felt like this was a safe place. 688 00:33:51,593 --> 00:33:53,360 I'm really sorry, rufus. 689 00:33:53,428 --> 00:33:55,929 I never meant for it to get this messed up. 690 00:33:55,997 --> 00:33:58,632 None of it was your fault. 691 00:33:58,700 --> 00:34:00,734 Well, i didn't help matters. 692 00:34:00,802 --> 00:34:03,637 I shouldn't have blown up at you the way that i did. 693 00:34:07,141 --> 00:34:10,077 So... talk to me. 694 00:34:14,449 --> 00:34:17,818 Well, um... 695 00:34:17,886 --> 00:34:19,520 I called brown 696 00:34:19,587 --> 00:34:21,355 And deferred for a year. 697 00:34:24,826 --> 00:34:26,193 Okay. 698 00:34:26,261 --> 00:34:29,096 It may have been for the wrong reasons at the time, 699 00:34:29,163 --> 00:34:30,497 I-I think. 700 00:34:30,565 --> 00:34:34,535 Well, no, i-I know that it was the right decision. 701 00:34:34,602 --> 00:34:37,371 I would have just been going because my mom wanted me to go, 702 00:34:37,438 --> 00:34:40,140 And while that's a good reason, that's not good enough. 703 00:34:40,208 --> 00:34:42,276 You know, i did the same thing. 704 00:34:42,343 --> 00:34:44,278 Well, it was rutgers, not brown, 705 00:34:44,345 --> 00:34:47,948 But i got in and i realized that if i didn't pursue music, 706 00:34:48,016 --> 00:34:49,550 I'd never do it. 707 00:34:49,617 --> 00:34:51,885 I wish i had that same sense of purpose. 708 00:34:51,953 --> 00:34:54,888 But i hope that if i--If i take this time, that i'll find it. 709 00:34:58,660 --> 00:35:01,128 Gosh. 710 00:35:01,195 --> 00:35:04,298 How am i gonna tell my mom? (Slaps leg) 711 00:35:04,365 --> 00:35:06,800 Maybe i could help you figure that out. 712 00:35:06,868 --> 00:35:08,769 I know i'm not the first guy 713 00:35:08,836 --> 00:35:11,538 That your mom's brought into your life, 714 00:35:11,606 --> 00:35:14,441 But if you and eric will let me, 715 00:35:14,509 --> 00:35:17,644 I'd really like to be more to you than... 716 00:35:17,712 --> 00:35:21,014 Than just lily's most recent husband. 717 00:35:21,082 --> 00:35:22,950 Let me help you with this. 718 00:35:27,789 --> 00:35:30,390 Wow. I, uh... 719 00:35:30,458 --> 00:35:32,626 I would really appreciate that, rufus. 720 00:35:36,364 --> 00:35:37,898 I'm sorry, mom. 721 00:35:37,966 --> 00:35:40,400 It wasn't my intention to embarrass you or daddy. 722 00:35:40,468 --> 00:35:42,603 Look, i wouldn't be doing any of this 723 00:35:42,670 --> 00:35:45,072 If i didn't feel the way that i do. 724 00:35:45,139 --> 00:35:47,941 I really, really like him, and... 725 00:35:48,009 --> 00:35:49,309 Mom? 726 00:35:52,447 --> 00:35:54,848 I guess we didn't fool the doorman. 727 00:35:58,219 --> 00:36:00,754 So you told your mom the truth? 728 00:36:00,822 --> 00:36:03,223 I didn't want to risk everything with my family 729 00:36:03,291 --> 00:36:06,293 For some fling that wasn't gonna last. 730 00:36:06,361 --> 00:36:07,561 But? 731 00:36:07,629 --> 00:36:11,031 Well, if your family can accept us together, 732 00:36:11,099 --> 00:36:13,433 Maybe one day mine will, too. 733 00:36:13,501 --> 00:36:16,203 And if not? 734 00:36:16,270 --> 00:36:19,773 It's a risk that i'm willing to take. 735 00:36:26,180 --> 00:36:29,049 There's a reason we never went downtown-- 736 00:36:29,117 --> 00:36:30,784 It's awful. 737 00:36:30,852 --> 00:36:32,786 The minute you cross 14th street, 738 00:36:32,854 --> 00:36:34,921 People forget there's a class system. 739 00:36:34,989 --> 00:36:37,758 B, you will find your place. Just give it time. 740 00:36:37,825 --> 00:36:40,761 No, i found my place, and it's at the bottom. 741 00:36:40,828 --> 00:36:43,497 It's a point of pride now that i see who's on top. 742 00:36:43,564 --> 00:36:45,832 Anyway, it's all turned out for the best. 743 00:36:45,900 --> 00:36:47,868 If i hadn't been so distracted, 744 00:36:47,935 --> 00:36:50,303 I would've been able to force you to go to brown. 745 00:36:50,371 --> 00:36:52,339 That's sweet, but no, you wouldn't have. 746 00:36:52,407 --> 00:36:54,608 I am sorry i pulled a disappearing act on you. 747 00:36:54,676 --> 00:36:57,344 I'm sure you'll find a way to make it up to me... 748 00:36:57,412 --> 00:37:00,514 In the handbag department at bendel's. (Laughs) 749 00:37:00,581 --> 00:37:02,916 Now normally i'd be more worried about brown, 750 00:37:02,984 --> 00:37:06,720 But you actually seem a lot better than you have in a while. 751 00:37:06,788 --> 00:37:08,388 I really am. 752 00:37:10,758 --> 00:37:12,793 It was so much easier 753 00:37:12,860 --> 00:37:15,729 When it was just about where we sat on the met steps. 754 00:37:17,465 --> 00:37:19,366 Yeah, but we've... 755 00:37:19,434 --> 00:37:21,501 We've been here, done this. 756 00:37:21,569 --> 00:37:24,171 But i was so good at it. 757 00:37:24,238 --> 00:37:26,139 Well... 758 00:37:26,207 --> 00:37:28,809 Then it's time for a new challenge... 759 00:37:28,876 --> 00:37:30,410 For both of us. 760 00:37:30,478 --> 00:37:32,746 I'm glad you're not going to brown. 761 00:37:32,814 --> 00:37:34,948 I need you here. 762 00:37:35,016 --> 00:37:35,916 Same. 763 00:37:37,919 --> 00:37:38,885 Mm. 764 00:37:38,953 --> 00:37:40,587 (Laughs) 765 00:37:42,290 --> 00:37:43,457 Bye. 766 00:37:43,524 --> 00:37:45,559 Bye, you. 767 00:37:58,940 --> 00:38:00,373 I'm sorry i'm late, 768 00:38:00,441 --> 00:38:02,542 But i have a good excuse. 769 00:38:04,879 --> 00:38:07,347 What is this? 770 00:38:07,415 --> 00:38:09,516 A review of all the professors i had this summer. 771 00:38:09,584 --> 00:38:11,818 And look, i even gave 'em grades. 772 00:38:11,886 --> 00:38:14,621 Wow. This is amazing. 773 00:38:14,689 --> 00:38:16,890 I'm sorry... 774 00:38:16,958 --> 00:38:19,159 For that weird moment with katie last night. 775 00:38:19,227 --> 00:38:22,729 I think i got a little, um, overwhelmed 776 00:38:22,797 --> 00:38:25,098 From meeting all your friends. 777 00:38:26,834 --> 00:38:29,202 That's okay. 778 00:38:29,270 --> 00:38:32,539 That was kind of the least weird part of the whole night. 779 00:38:32,607 --> 00:38:34,574 (Laughs) yeah, when dan--He got on the mike 780 00:38:34,642 --> 00:38:37,077 And he convinced everyone to stay at the party, 781 00:38:37,145 --> 00:38:39,346 That was insane. Is he usually like that? 782 00:38:39,413 --> 00:38:42,415 No. (Laughs) dan is more of a corner-Of-The-Party guy. 783 00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:48,088 Should i call him, see if he'll join us? 784 00:38:48,156 --> 00:38:51,258 Call him later. I just want to be with you right now. 785 00:39:06,507 --> 00:39:08,575 What do you want, serena? 786 00:39:08,643 --> 00:39:11,578 There's a reason i always come back to you, carter, 787 00:39:11,646 --> 00:39:14,381 And it's not because you're my bad habit. What then? 788 00:39:14,448 --> 00:39:16,583 You're the only one who understood 789 00:39:16,651 --> 00:39:18,752 Why i needed to find my father. 790 00:39:18,820 --> 00:39:22,889 You were there for me during all of that, and i trust you. 791 00:39:22,957 --> 00:39:25,826 Anyone would have done the same thing. 792 00:39:25,893 --> 00:39:28,562 No, they wouldn't have. 793 00:39:28,629 --> 00:39:31,565 And i don't want anyone else. 794 00:39:31,632 --> 00:39:32,999 I want you. 795 00:39:45,079 --> 00:40:15,825 Sync by: yescool www.Addic7ed.Com 796 00:40:16,310 --> 00:40:17,944 Mm. 797 00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:21,948 You were right about the dorms. 798 00:40:24,518 --> 00:40:26,753 The lighting is awful. 799 00:40:30,358 --> 00:40:32,926 Are you okay? 800 00:40:32,994 --> 00:40:34,461 Mm. 801 00:40:34,528 --> 00:40:36,062 I am now. 802 00:40:38,699 --> 00:40:42,168 ?We are all embers? ?Through all of the devilish things we do? 803 00:40:42,236 --> 00:40:45,705 ?From the same fire? ?Through all of the devilish things we do? 804 00:40:45,773 --> 00:40:48,541 ?We are all embers? ?Through all of the devilish things we do? 805 00:40:48,609 --> 00:40:50,343 (Cell phone rings) 806 00:40:50,411 --> 00:40:52,612 ?From the same fire? 807 00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:55,115 (Ring) 808 00:40:55,182 --> 00:41:00,086 ?Through all of the devilish things we do? 809 00:41:00,154 --> 00:41:01,588 Hello? 810 00:41:01,656 --> 00:41:03,590 Hey. Do you want to meet me and scott 811 00:41:03,658 --> 00:41:05,659 So we can download about the epicness last night? 812 00:41:05,726 --> 00:41:08,662 Mm. No, you know, i'm still a little wrecked, 813 00:41:08,729 --> 00:41:10,997 So, uh, i'll-- I'll call you later. 814 00:41:11,065 --> 00:41:14,734 Okay. Bye. 815 00:41:14,802 --> 00:41:17,704 * we are all embers * 816 00:41:17,772 --> 00:41:21,374 *from the same fire * 817 00:41:21,442 --> 00:41:24,244 * we are all embers * 818 00:41:24,312 --> 00:41:25,277 Apparently, higher education 819 00:41:25,277 --> 00:41:27,252 Doesn't make for smarter decisions. 820 00:41:27,252 --> 00:41:31,033 So take out your notebooks and sharpen your pencils, kids. 821 00:41:31,302 --> 00:41:33,416 Gossip girl's going to college, 822 00:41:33,416 --> 00:41:35,837 And this class has a lot to learn.