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the first day
of a new queen's reign...
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nervous subjects twitter
and tweet--
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will she continue
where the old queen left off
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or strike out on her own?
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and what of queen b.?
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we hear n.y.u. is not yet
under her golden thumb.
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is she biding her time
or simply doing time?
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but the real story this morning
is a queen of the silver screen
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just enrolled at n.y.u.
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rumor has it she wants
to keep a low profile.
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sorry, your majesty.
not if i can help it.
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How have you never heard
of olivia burke?
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Come on. i thought you lived
in brooklyn, not a cave.
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(laughs) no, i-i think
i have heard of her.
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She's, uh, what, she's the star
of those zombie pirate movies?
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(scoffs) vam-vampire knights.
oh, that makes more sense.
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No, that "endless knights"
series
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Has made, like,
a billion dollars.
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It's king arthur with vampires.
are you serious right now?
uh...
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No, she plays guinevere,
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But, like, a hot,
blood-sucking guinevere.
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Well, being that i have no idea
what she looks like,
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I'll make sure to keep
an eye out for her.
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Hey, uh, one coffee, please.
(man) sure.
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Hey, man. i gotta run.
i got a 10:00 class.
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Um, don't forget to read
my hawthorne paper.
yeah, that's right.
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I'll see you, man.
cool.
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That's a buck 50.
oh, you know what?
i think i forgot my wallet.
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Hold on. i think i got change
in here. hold on a second.
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You know what?
um, there you go.
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No, no, no, no. you don't have
to do that. please.
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Karma.
it'll come back to me.
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Okay. all right. thank you.
that's incredibly nice.
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You're welcome.
i'm dan.
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I'm, uh, kate.
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It's very nice to meet you,
kate.
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He's an overexaggerated smilodon
with comical green hair.
(man) what?
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Yeah.
nonsense. clearly battle cat
is a relative
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Of the royal indian tiger.
no.
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They look exactly alike.
have you even--
no.
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Excuse me.
i'm looking for
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The masters of the universe
society.
and you have found us.
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No, i think you misheard.
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I said
the "masters of the universe."
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It's a term used
for wall streeters.
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Not that i give two hoots
about finance.
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I just need to know that
in this misbegotten corner
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Of manhattan, that wealth,
ambition and moral laxity
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Are alive and well.
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Young lady, i said we are
the masters of the universe--
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A society dedicated to
promulgating the philosophical
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And political messages contained
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In the 1981 to '83 cartoon
featuring he-man.
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We also do role-playing.
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Oh, my god.
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What are you doing? you don't
tell a girl you do role-playing.
i love role-playing,
all right?
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Good morning, beautiful.
n.y.u. is hell.
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What do you expect from a place
where the men wear sandals?
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Look, just be thankful
georgina's visiting her parents
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In connecticut for the week.
how can i rule over people
i don't understand?
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It's hopeless.
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(sighs)
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You know, today is
the first day of constance.
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Do you remember?
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How you used to
mortar and pestle
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All those hopeful young spirits?
look, the day will come.
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It just takes time.
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At least i know
constance hasn't changed.
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Oh!
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Eric, constance is
gonna be so different.
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There's no more hierarchy,
no more mean girls,
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No one copying
how the queen dresses.
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It's gonna be a new era
of sunlight and fairness.
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Yeah, i don't think
that's what blair had in mind
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When she picked you
to be her successor.
too bad. oh, hey, when does,
uh, jonathan get back
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From his fencing camp
in torino?
not till next month.
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(girl) jenny.
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Oh, that's disturbing.
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Uh... hi.
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Who are you?
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I'm carmen. this is celeste.
that's jane.
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We're here to make sure you get
exactly what you want this year.
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You're gonna rule the school
with an iron fist.
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Okay, enough.
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Uh...
first, go wash your eyes,
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And second, tell everyone
i need to talk to them now.
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Now.
(scoffs)
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So...
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A new era of sunlight
and fairness?
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Shut up.
(giggles)
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That is
absolutely unacceptable.
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Okay. uh, no, i'm sorry.
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My mom would never
hit the table like that.
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She--she would put her fingers
to her forehead and do that,
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Like, "why are you
doing this to me?" thing.
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Oh, right.
i know it. this...
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Yeah, perfect.
so again.
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Okay, um... (clears throat)
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Mom, i have decided
not to go to brown.
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(sighs) oh, serena.
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I...
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Please know that i've put
a lot of thought into this.
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What is it?
i'm sorry. she--she would just
only do--do the forehead thing
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For a second, then she would
look to the side
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And do these little head shakes,
you know?
uh, serena,
i appreciate your pointers,
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But the purpose of this
role-playing is to get you ready
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To tell your mom about brown.
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No, i know. i know.
i-i'm just--
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I'm really nervous about
her coming back tomorrow,
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And--and when are you gonna tell
her about the whole scott drama?
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Uh, a-after
she digests the fact
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That her daughter's
not going to college.
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That's a lot to hit her with
right away.
(sighs)
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Now one more time.
mom.
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Yes, dear.
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You're here.
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(gasps) serena.
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Lily.
(laughs)
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Ohh.
oh, rufus!
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Oh, my gosh. mmm.
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It is so good to see you both.
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You didn't tell us
you were coming.
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(laughs) well,
cece's feeling so much better,
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So i thought i would
surprise you. (laughs)
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(sighs)
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Serena, what are you doing here?
shouldn't you be at brown?
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So i've been reading
the course catalog,
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And everything just sounds
so interesting,
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Like cold war philosophy
and the bible as literature,
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The post-impressionist
movement.
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I want
to take everything.
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And you say
you're from jersey?
(laughs) seriously, i had
to convince a lot of people
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To let me come here.
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I'm determined
to take advantage of it.
(cell phone alert dings)
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Well, you know what? on behalf
of everyone at n.y.u.,
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All of 'em--welcome.
my stuff just got here.
i gotta go move in.
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Okay, well, how am i gonna
pay you back for this?
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Call it my treat. it was
really nice to meet you, dan.
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It was nice meeting you,
kate.
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I know how much
you want me to go,
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But this is
the right thing.
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I was against it at first,
but i think there are benefits
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To serena deferring a year.
and i'm gonna do something
productive while i'm here--
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Get a job
or--or an internship.
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Mom, say something.
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Well, serena, if this is
just a case of cold feet, fine.
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I mean,
classes have barely begun.
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It's not about cold feet.
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I'm just not ready.
i don't know who i am.
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But that's why people go
to college--to figure it out.
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Wasn't that the point
of this summer?
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You were going to europe
to find yourself?
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Well, i didn't find...
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What i was looking for.
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Well, unless your real self is
waiting for you at antik,
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I don't see the point
in another year of gallivanting
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Around new york.
i told you, i'm going to work.
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(sighs) i love you, serena,
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But you have never worked
a day in your life.
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Look, why don't you
give college a try?
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If it takes me getting a job
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For you to believe that
i'm serious, then i'll do it.
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but for now,
i am not going to college.
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(sighs) i'm sorry, lil.
i debated calling you.
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Oh.
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It's okay, honey.
i understand.
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You knew
i was with my mother,
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And you didn't want
to burden me.
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But make no mistake. i am back,
and she is going to brown.
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All right,
i'm gonna unpack.
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There is no more hierarchy.
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The steps of the met
will no longer be restricted
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To a certain crowd.
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No more nair-tinis.
no more headbands.
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This is a new era.
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Let freedom reign.
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well, well. word is that change
is in the air...
(beeping)
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at constance billard.
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...the madness and genius
of skeletor.
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That is correct.
i said "genius."
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i have to wonder...
(beep)
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when queen b. finds out
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how little j. is treating
her legacy...
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will she let it slide?
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Oh, thank god.
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By the way,
sandals are not shoes.
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Uh, no, she's not here yet,
but the room looks great.
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She should be here
any second.
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Um, hello? excuse me?
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Oh, i gotta go.
i will call you back. bye.
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You must be vanessa abrams.
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Yeah. um, i got a message
from the housing office today
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Saying that my new roommate
was coming in.
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Are you--
no, i just work for her.
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I hope you don't mind.
we gave the room a little lift.
i se e that you took down
my godard poster.
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This is for you. i've given one
to all the girls in the hall.
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Hold on.
what is all this stuff,
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And--and who is my roommate?
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(knock on door)
and still no word
from our reclusive starlet,
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but i have a feeling...
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Uh, that'd be me.
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Oh, my god.
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we're in for a blockbuster.
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I'm so sorry.
i had no idea that my publicist
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Was doing all this stuff.
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And for the record,
i love godard.
i'm just trying
to wrap my head
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Around the fact
that my roommate is...
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(laughs) olivia burke.
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And mine's...
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Vanessa abrams.
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Just two girls
going to n.y.u.
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It's crazy, right?
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Yeah.
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Is that
a confidentiality waiver?
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K.c. gave this to you?
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Yeah,
and the rest of the hall.
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I cannot believe her.
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Excuse me.
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Thank you so much
for seeing me on short notice.
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You came highly recommended
by anna wintour.
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I was happy to make the time.
tell me about yourself.
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Um, i-i grew up
on the upper east side.
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I, um, i've always been
interested in fashion and art.
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I graduated from
constance billard
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This past june.
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I was supposed to start brown
a few weeks ago,
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But then i realized
i wasn't ready.
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So you come here?
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Fashion isn't fallback college,
you know.
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No, i know.
yeah, i-i understand that.
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We're thrilled
you're serious about this.
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Yeah, you know,
i want more life experience,
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And with the work you're doing
with a.p.f...
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...i find so interesting.
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I will work for nothing.
it can be like an internship.
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So do you think
that you have anything?
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(art brut's "summer job"
playing)
238
00:11:35,357 --> 00:11:38,359
No, nothing. they all want me
to come to their parties,
239
00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:41,329
But none of them want me
to actually work for them.
240
00:11:41,330 --> 00:11:44,866
No, i'm taking myself to lunch
at hundred acres.
241
00:11:44,867 --> 00:11:46,935
Why do you sound so happy?
242
00:11:46,936 --> 00:11:49,971
What do you mean,
you had to quell a revolution?
243
00:11:49,972 --> 00:11:52,174
Blair, i gotta go.
i'll call you later.
244
00:11:52,175 --> 00:11:54,209
Why are you not listening
to me?
245
00:11:54,210 --> 00:11:56,377
I am not asking
the girls in my hall
246
00:11:56,378 --> 00:11:59,147
To sign
confidentiality waivers.
247
00:11:59,148 --> 00:12:03,051
They already hate me enough.
they don't hate you, at least
not after i sent them all
248
00:12:03,052 --> 00:12:05,520
Invites to your premiere
tomorrow.
249
00:12:05,521 --> 00:12:08,857
You really don't get it.
250
00:12:08,858 --> 00:12:12,027
I told you that i wanted to have
a normal college experience.
251
00:12:12,028 --> 00:12:15,463
But, honey,
this is your moment, okay?
252
00:12:15,464 --> 00:12:19,234
I mean, this movie is--is
good-bye teenage vampires
253
00:12:19,235 --> 00:12:21,402
And hello, oscar.
(sighs)
254
00:12:21,403 --> 00:12:23,671
All right, i'm backing off.
255
00:12:23,672 --> 00:12:25,973
You know, you have
"larry king" tonight.
256
00:12:27,810 --> 00:12:30,045
(camera shutters clicking)
257
00:12:30,046 --> 00:12:32,948
Oh, great.
did you call them?
258
00:12:32,949 --> 00:12:35,383
Olivia, calm down.
259
00:12:35,384 --> 00:12:37,552
Don't tell me to calm down.
260
00:12:37,553 --> 00:12:40,188
Why do you always do this?
ex-excuse me?
261
00:12:40,189 --> 00:12:42,257
What?
262
00:12:42,258 --> 00:12:44,159
I'm sorry.
that was really rude.
263
00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:45,827
Uh, yes, hi.
264
00:12:45,828 --> 00:12:48,864
Don't worry about it. um,
just go through the kitchen,
265
00:12:48,865 --> 00:12:51,132
Make a left at the freezer
and then a right.
266
00:12:51,133 --> 00:12:53,301
It'll put you out
on sullivan.
267
00:12:53,302 --> 00:12:55,337
They were following me around
for a while,
268
00:12:55,338 --> 00:12:57,339
So i learned the back exits
everywhere.
269
00:12:57,340 --> 00:12:59,807
Wow. thanks.
you're serena, right?
270
00:12:59,808 --> 00:13:02,344
Um, i loved your dress
at the met ball.
271
00:13:02,345 --> 00:13:04,245
Oh. thank you.
272
00:13:05,381 --> 00:13:08,783
Don't forget--"larry king."
273
00:13:10,519 --> 00:13:13,788
That was amazing.
274
00:13:13,789 --> 00:13:16,724
You're like
the diva whisperer.
275
00:13:16,725 --> 00:13:18,726
I'm kenny cunningham, k.c.
i'm olivia's publicist.
276
00:13:18,727 --> 00:13:21,162
Serena van der woodsen.
277
00:13:21,163 --> 00:13:25,066
I know. so, um, are you going
to college in the city?
278
00:13:25,067 --> 00:13:27,068
Uh, no, i-i deferred
for a year.
279
00:13:27,069 --> 00:13:29,637
I'm actually looking
for a job.
280
00:13:29,638 --> 00:13:31,839
Really?
281
00:13:33,209 --> 00:13:36,644
Have you ever thought about
publicity?
282
00:13:38,347 --> 00:13:40,548
(crying)
283
00:13:40,549 --> 00:13:42,717
this is not a democracy,
ladies.
284
00:13:42,718 --> 00:13:45,453
Everyone does not get a voice,
and that's okay.
285
00:13:45,454 --> 00:13:48,689
What is this? did you
not hear me this morning?
286
00:13:48,690 --> 00:13:51,960
Oh, you mean your cute
little attempt at perestroika?
we're going back
to the old way--
287
00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:55,397
Queens, hierarchy
and no brooklyn wannabes.
288
00:13:55,398 --> 00:13:57,399
Sorry, little j.
289
00:13:57,400 --> 00:14:00,401
Who told you
to call me that?
290
00:14:03,906 --> 00:14:06,374
Okay, unless i'm blind,
291
00:14:06,375 --> 00:14:09,710
Their headbands
were monogrammed with "b.w."
292
00:14:09,711 --> 00:14:12,314
What a surprise.
293
00:14:12,315 --> 00:14:15,783
I can't believe you didn't get
that girl's number.
294
00:14:15,784 --> 00:14:18,987
How long is bree in texas?
'cause, uh, maybe she should
295
00:14:18,988 --> 00:14:22,757
Help you out
with your english paper.
oh, i'm sorry.
you just expect more game
296
00:14:22,758 --> 00:14:25,393
From the guy who dated
serena van der woodsen.
297
00:14:25,394 --> 00:14:27,562
Hey. there--there she is.
298
00:14:27,563 --> 00:14:29,397
What?
that's--that's--that's kate,
299
00:14:29,398 --> 00:14:33,001
The girl we've been talking
about. she's right there.
300
00:14:33,002 --> 00:14:35,070
(lowered voice) that girl?
301
00:14:35,071 --> 00:14:38,606
Yeah.
dude, that...
302
00:14:38,607 --> 00:14:42,543
Is a sign that
you should go ask her out.
303
00:14:44,713 --> 00:14:47,282
(sighs) okay.
304
00:14:47,283 --> 00:14:48,783
All right.
305
00:14:48,784 --> 00:14:52,520
You know what? i will.
306
00:14:54,957 --> 00:14:57,859
(dan) hey, kate.
307
00:14:57,860 --> 00:14:59,794
Uh, k--
308
00:14:59,795 --> 00:15:01,529
Kate?
309
00:15:06,002 --> 00:15:07,735
Hey. (chuckles) sorry.
310
00:15:07,736 --> 00:15:10,838
I, uh, i said your name twice.
um, it's dan.
311
00:15:10,839 --> 00:15:14,209
Sorry. uh, i have a lot
on my mind.
312
00:15:14,210 --> 00:15:17,112
Right. right.
how's your first day going?
313
00:15:17,113 --> 00:15:19,647
It's been a harder adjustment
than i expected.
314
00:15:19,648 --> 00:15:22,617
(sighs) yeah, well, listen,
i still want to pay you back...
(cell phone alert dings)
315
00:15:22,618 --> 00:15:24,886
For this morning, so, um,
316
00:15:24,887 --> 00:15:28,256
I thought maybe we could grab
some pizza sometime
317
00:15:28,257 --> 00:15:30,325
Or--or, you know,
like, tomorrow or...
318
00:15:30,326 --> 00:15:32,793
What about right now?
319
00:15:32,794 --> 00:15:35,063
Right--right now?
320
00:15:35,064 --> 00:15:38,099
I mean, yeah, sure. right now
is perfect. right now is great.
321
00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:41,335
In fact, i, uh, i know a place
around the corner.
okay. (chuckles)
322
00:15:49,478 --> 00:15:50,645
(laughs)
323
00:15:50,646 --> 00:15:52,347
Oh, my god.
324
00:15:52,348 --> 00:15:54,115
Unbelievable.
325
00:15:54,116 --> 00:15:56,617
We have a movie premiere
tomorrow.
326
00:15:56,618 --> 00:15:58,886
I'm gonna ask you to work
with olivia's costar.
327
00:15:58,887 --> 00:16:00,922
Your background experience
with the press--
328
00:16:00,923 --> 00:16:04,559
I think you are
just what she needs.
i appreciate your confidence.
329
00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:06,861
Thank me later.
330
00:16:06,862 --> 00:16:09,297
(woman) you are clueless!
this is too blue!
331
00:16:09,298 --> 00:16:12,167
This is too pink!
this is too red!
332
00:16:12,168 --> 00:16:15,736
K.c., this is the most important
night of my life,
333
00:16:15,737 --> 00:16:18,473
And you have me surrounded
by amateurs?
334
00:16:18,474 --> 00:16:21,443
And color-blind amateurs
with hidden agendas?
335
00:16:21,444 --> 00:16:23,678
You know
that nobody supports me.
336
00:16:23,679 --> 00:16:26,114
(whispers) everybody wants
to see me fail.
337
00:16:26,115 --> 00:16:30,384
Ursula, i want you to meet
serena van der woodsen.
338
00:16:32,488 --> 00:16:38,092
poor s. no one told her this
was going to be a horror movie.
339
00:16:43,107 --> 00:16:45,275
You must have thought
i was crazy.
340
00:16:45,276 --> 00:16:48,745
No, i didn't think
you were crazy.
oh, please.
341
00:16:48,746 --> 00:16:52,148
You know you were like, "let me
get this crazy lady to a party."
342
00:16:52,149 --> 00:16:55,552
(laughs)
and thank god you did, because
i've been cooped up here
343
00:16:55,553 --> 00:16:57,788
All day long.
okay, maybe a little crazy.
344
00:16:57,789 --> 00:17:01,625
Okay, serena, i'm sorry
that i had you stay here
345
00:17:01,626 --> 00:17:05,095
And sleep on this couch. it's
just--the stress of this movie
346
00:17:05,096 --> 00:17:08,499
Is making me feel
like i'm losing my mind.
well, it sounds fantastic.
and i never knew josephine baker
347
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:10,968
Was a part
of the french resistance.
348
00:17:10,969 --> 00:17:13,303
(whispers)
it's an amazing part.
349
00:17:13,304 --> 00:17:15,271
(normal voice) okay,
there's this one scene
350
00:17:15,272 --> 00:17:18,141
Where we're trapped
by the nazis,
351
00:17:18,142 --> 00:17:20,711
And i have to distract them
while the others escape.
352
00:17:20,712 --> 00:17:23,547
And i think...
353
00:17:23,548 --> 00:17:26,649
It's probably the best work
i've ever done.
354
00:17:28,185 --> 00:17:30,654
(elevator bell dings)
355
00:17:30,655 --> 00:17:32,823
Chuck,
what are you doing here?
356
00:17:32,824 --> 00:17:35,091
I would ask you
the same question.
357
00:17:35,092 --> 00:17:38,128
I stopped by your dorm
last night. no one was home.
358
00:17:38,129 --> 00:17:40,063
Oh, i didn't tell you?
359
00:17:40,064 --> 00:17:42,265
I've been tutoring a few girls
from constance.
360
00:17:42,266 --> 00:17:44,635
We went late.
well, i found this--
361
00:17:44,636 --> 00:17:46,670
An invitation
to a movie premiere.
362
00:17:46,671 --> 00:17:49,239
It appears your entire hall
is attending,
363
00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:51,307
And since my evening
is free...
364
00:17:51,308 --> 00:17:53,944
You thought
you'd help me curry favor
365
00:17:53,945 --> 00:17:56,547
With my outer-borough
hall mates. sweet.
366
00:17:56,548 --> 00:17:58,549
But unfortunately,
i've already scheduled
367
00:17:58,550 --> 00:18:02,185
An all-night cram session
with my tutees, so...
368
00:18:02,186 --> 00:18:07,925
Miss blair? you want me set beds
before manicurists arrive or--
369
00:18:07,926 --> 00:18:10,561
Thank you, dorota.
that will be all.
370
00:18:10,562 --> 00:18:12,596
You're sure you said
"cram session"
371
00:18:12,597 --> 00:18:15,899
And not the annual
waldorf sleepover?
372
00:18:15,900 --> 00:18:18,535
Fine.
373
00:18:18,536 --> 00:18:20,971
I'm hosting the sleepover.
374
00:18:20,972 --> 00:18:24,041
But jenny humphrey is destroying
everything i worked for,
375
00:18:24,042 --> 00:18:27,744
And those girls deserve to learn
the meaning of aristocracy.
376
00:18:27,745 --> 00:18:30,313
We both know
it's not about that.
377
00:18:30,314 --> 00:18:32,282
I have no idea
what you're talking about.
378
00:18:32,283 --> 00:18:36,319
Now i have work to do, but feel
free to attend the movie alone.
379
00:18:38,522 --> 00:18:40,691
I have dr. hannum.
he's english lit.
380
00:18:40,692 --> 00:18:42,626
He studied with faulkner.
381
00:18:42,627 --> 00:18:44,828
This is so nice of you,
to help me.
382
00:18:44,829 --> 00:18:47,598
Sharing wisdom is what college
is all about, right?
right.
383
00:18:47,599 --> 00:18:50,601
That, and, uh, and finding
the cheapest lebanese food.
384
00:18:50,602 --> 00:18:52,268
(chuckles)
385
00:18:52,269 --> 00:18:55,639
Which, um, i-i-i thought
i'd show you tonight, if...
386
00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:57,975
Y-you know--you know what?
i'm sorry.
387
00:18:57,976 --> 00:18:59,876
That's--that's two nights
in a row.
388
00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:02,178
It's a huge dating taboo.
389
00:19:02,179 --> 00:19:04,180
No. no,
it's that i have to work.
390
00:19:04,181 --> 00:19:07,417
I was supposed to last night,
and i blew it off, so...
391
00:19:07,418 --> 00:19:10,120
Dan, i like you.
392
00:19:10,121 --> 00:19:13,490
But i think my life is more
complicated than you know.
393
00:19:13,491 --> 00:19:16,627
Try me.
i think i can handle it.
394
00:19:16,628 --> 00:19:19,496
Look,
i-i-i really like you, too.
395
00:19:19,497 --> 00:19:22,398
You're funny and smart,
396
00:19:22,399 --> 00:19:24,001
And... you know what?
397
00:19:24,002 --> 00:19:26,269
I'm just gonna throw it out
there--you're beautiful.
398
00:19:26,270 --> 00:19:28,271
I mean,
an alarming number of people
399
00:19:28,272 --> 00:19:30,941
Actually stop on the street
just to stare at you.
400
00:19:30,942 --> 00:19:34,011
And on top of that,
you're refreshingly normal.
401
00:19:34,012 --> 00:19:37,681
(chuckles) what do you mean
by "refreshingly normal"?
402
00:19:37,682 --> 00:19:40,017
Um, well,
the last girl i dated,
403
00:19:40,018 --> 00:19:42,485
Her--her life was never really
out of the spotlight,
404
00:19:42,486 --> 00:19:44,387
So it made things
kind of hard.
405
00:19:44,388 --> 00:19:47,657
(cell phone alert dings)
406
00:19:49,661 --> 00:19:51,995
(sighs)
407
00:19:51,996 --> 00:19:54,064
I gotta go.
408
00:19:54,065 --> 00:19:56,733
So can i--
can i call you tomorrow?
409
00:19:56,734 --> 00:19:58,168
Or...
410
00:19:58,169 --> 00:20:02,539
Dan, i'm not sure i'm the girl
you're looking for,
411
00:20:02,540 --> 00:20:05,742
Even if part of me
wishes i was.
412
00:20:05,743 --> 00:20:08,511
I'm sorry.
i don't understand.
413
00:20:08,512 --> 00:20:10,980
You will. i'm sorry.
414
00:20:13,584 --> 00:20:15,052
(jenny) congratulations.
415
00:20:15,053 --> 00:20:17,120
Your girlfriend's installed
a puppet regime.
416
00:20:17,121 --> 00:20:18,521
(scoffs)
417
00:20:18,522 --> 00:20:21,391
Blair's gone colonel kurtz.
418
00:20:21,392 --> 00:20:24,661
She needs to be
brought back to reality.
419
00:20:24,662 --> 00:20:26,462
Help me.
420
00:20:26,463 --> 00:20:29,332
I'll help you
take back the crown.
421
00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:31,367
Why? they don't want
my kind of leadership.
422
00:20:31,368 --> 00:20:33,837
They want a tyrant who will
police their behavior
423
00:20:33,838 --> 00:20:35,872
And chart their movement
on the social ladder.
424
00:20:35,873 --> 00:20:38,274
Find someone else.
425
00:20:38,275 --> 00:20:40,243
I need you.
you're fooling yourself
426
00:20:40,244 --> 00:20:43,246
If you don't think you were born
to rule this school.
427
00:20:43,247 --> 00:20:45,481
People change, chuck.
428
00:20:45,482 --> 00:20:47,584
Not you, not about this.
429
00:20:47,585 --> 00:20:50,821
The jenny humphrey
who used to sit in brooklyn
430
00:20:50,822 --> 00:20:52,856
And watch the lights
across the water,
431
00:20:52,857 --> 00:20:55,158
Who went toe-to-toe
with blair waldorf
432
00:20:55,159 --> 00:20:57,160
And actually won
her respect--
433
00:20:57,161 --> 00:21:01,698
You can't tell me that girl
isn't still in there.
434
00:21:01,699 --> 00:21:04,567
Now that the dream is
coming true,
435
00:21:04,568 --> 00:21:07,637
You owe it to her
to live it.
436
00:21:07,638 --> 00:21:11,574
Blair doesn't want me
to be queen.
437
00:21:11,575 --> 00:21:14,143
Well, maybe we can make her
reconsider.
438
00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:19,116
(door closes)
(ursula in distance)
where is it? you've lost it!
439
00:21:19,117 --> 00:21:22,585
Hold on.
where have you been?
i had to get my dress.
what's going on?
440
00:21:22,586 --> 00:21:26,022
I don't know. get in there.
441
00:21:26,023 --> 00:21:28,959
My mother's ring--i lost it.
442
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:31,294
I cannot go to the premiere
without my mother's ring.
443
00:21:31,295 --> 00:21:33,363
It's my good luck charm.
444
00:21:33,364 --> 00:21:36,199
Ursula, you--you put it
in your bag yesterday. here.
445
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:38,969
Oh, thank you.
446
00:21:38,970 --> 00:21:40,737
(laughs) of course.
447
00:21:40,738 --> 00:21:43,807
Honey, time's a-wasting.
you need to get ready.
448
00:21:43,808 --> 00:21:46,509
(whispers) i'm so nervous.
449
00:21:46,510 --> 00:21:48,278
It's gonna be great.
450
00:21:48,279 --> 00:21:52,114
(sighs deeply) okay.
(laughs)
451
00:21:53,717 --> 00:21:56,286
Hey, is everything okay?
452
00:21:56,287 --> 00:21:59,890
I just heard
from the producers.
453
00:21:59,891 --> 00:22:01,892
That scene
ursula's so proud of?
454
00:22:01,893 --> 00:22:03,393
It got cut.
455
00:22:03,394 --> 00:22:05,461
What?
456
00:22:05,462 --> 00:22:07,964
We have to tell her.
457
00:22:07,965 --> 00:22:10,733
Serena, no.
458
00:22:10,734 --> 00:22:13,636
I know this is difficult,
459
00:22:13,637 --> 00:22:16,139
But if we tell her,
she'll ditch the premiere,
460
00:22:16,140 --> 00:22:18,308
Which will hurt her career
enormously.
461
00:22:18,309 --> 00:22:21,678
Trust me.
no, this is for her own good.
462
00:22:21,679 --> 00:22:23,880
(cell phone rings)
463
00:22:23,881 --> 00:22:26,316
Thanks. i gotta take this.
(ring)
464
00:22:26,317 --> 00:22:28,285
(ursula)
serena, can you help me?
465
00:22:28,286 --> 00:22:30,987
Can you help me with my hair?
(cell phone alert chimes)
466
00:22:30,988 --> 00:22:32,923
Serena?
467
00:22:32,924 --> 00:22:35,625
Serena?
i need help with my hair.
468
00:22:44,268 --> 00:22:45,869
Hey.
469
00:22:45,870 --> 00:22:47,971
(sighs) so i think
i just got dumped.
470
00:22:47,972 --> 00:22:50,941
You maybe want to go see a movie
or something like that?
471
00:22:50,942 --> 00:22:53,977
Yeah. a movie sounds great.
472
00:22:53,978 --> 00:22:56,713
But you're gonna have
to wear a suit.
473
00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:42,056
Blair, o.m.g.b.s.e.
474
00:23:42,057 --> 00:23:44,124
Oh, my god.
best sleepover ever.
475
00:23:44,125 --> 00:23:46,860
Yes,
i suppose it is adequate.
476
00:23:46,861 --> 00:23:50,297
Dorota, these martinis
taste like tap water.
477
00:23:50,298 --> 00:23:52,666
Don't be a scrooge
with the gin.
478
00:23:52,667 --> 00:23:55,502
Miss blair, this not right.
479
00:23:55,503 --> 00:23:58,439
Mr. chuck and i
both of the opinion--
480
00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:00,840
And who cares what you
and mr. chuck think?
481
00:24:00,841 --> 00:24:03,877
szybko.
482
00:24:03,878 --> 00:24:06,646
Now who wants to hear how
i got the great chuck bass...
483
00:24:06,647 --> 00:24:08,648
(singsongy)
to tell me he loved me?
484
00:24:08,649 --> 00:24:11,651
?/i>
485
00:24:20,027 --> 00:24:21,661
Exquisite.
486
00:24:21,662 --> 00:24:24,864
You exceed
even my high expectations.
487
00:24:24,865 --> 00:24:27,867
I'm only here for the good
of the school, chuck.
488
00:24:27,868 --> 00:24:30,904
And i'm only here
for blair.
489
00:24:34,509 --> 00:24:37,010
And now for one of
the most time-honored traditions
490
00:24:37,011 --> 00:24:39,346
Of the sleepover--
truth or dare.
491
00:24:39,347 --> 00:24:42,749
(cell phone alerts
ding and chime)
492
00:24:42,750 --> 00:24:45,685
(girl gasps)
493
00:24:45,686 --> 00:24:49,223
Hey. i'm not talking
to hear myself speak.
494
00:24:49,224 --> 00:24:51,057
Sorry, blair.
495
00:24:51,058 --> 00:24:52,792
It's... just...
496
00:24:52,793 --> 00:24:55,462
Gossip girl says
jenny humphrey's
497
00:24:55,463 --> 00:24:59,032
At the premiere
of olivia burke's new movie...
and she's with...
498
00:24:59,033 --> 00:25:01,234
Who?
499
00:25:03,938 --> 00:25:06,240
spotted on the red carpet--
500
00:25:06,241 --> 00:25:09,610
jenny humphrey on the arm
of the red baron, chuck bass.
501
00:25:09,611 --> 00:25:12,879
guess queen b. isn't starring
in this melodrama.
502
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:16,049
Oh, my god.
503
00:25:16,050 --> 00:25:17,817
(crowd cheering)
504
00:25:17,818 --> 00:25:20,654
(indistinct conversations)
505
00:25:20,655 --> 00:25:22,689
Rufus, why are you
dragging me to this?
506
00:25:22,690 --> 00:25:25,659
You really couldn't wait till
it comes out in the theaters?
507
00:25:25,660 --> 00:25:28,162
Are you kidding?
nazis and cabaret singers--
508
00:25:28,163 --> 00:25:30,264
It's like "casablanca"
meets "showgirls."
509
00:25:30,265 --> 00:25:33,066
This is my dream movie.
how did you get tickets
to the premiere?
510
00:25:33,067 --> 00:25:35,969
I have a connection.
511
00:25:35,970 --> 00:25:38,572
Mom. rufus, thank you.
512
00:25:38,573 --> 00:25:41,041
No problem.
um, this is some event.
513
00:25:41,042 --> 00:25:44,378
What is going on?
did you two arrange this?
514
00:25:44,379 --> 00:25:47,381
Hmm. i-i'm gonna go
and, uh,
515
00:25:47,382 --> 00:25:50,349
Get another bag of popcorn,
just in case.
516
00:25:51,852 --> 00:25:54,821
So i got a job
with a publicist,
517
00:25:54,822 --> 00:25:57,157
And i thought
if you saw me working,
518
00:25:57,158 --> 00:25:59,425
You would feel better
about brown.
519
00:26:00,628 --> 00:26:02,128
Right. yes.
520
00:26:02,129 --> 00:26:05,065
Because, um, a year
of parties and premieres is
521
00:26:05,066 --> 00:26:08,735
A worthy alternative
to an ivy league education.
522
00:26:08,736 --> 00:26:10,370
Mom...
523
00:26:10,371 --> 00:26:13,307
Please don't make me regret
inviting you here.
524
00:26:13,308 --> 00:26:15,775
I've got a lot
to worry about already.
525
00:26:15,776 --> 00:26:20,146
Fine, fine, no brown talk.
526
00:26:21,182 --> 00:26:23,116
Now tell me.
527
00:26:23,117 --> 00:26:27,921
Well, um, i've become friends
with ursula nyquist,
528
00:26:27,922 --> 00:26:30,457
And she's really counting
on this movie
529
00:26:30,458 --> 00:26:33,760
And her big scene,
which has been cut.
530
00:26:33,761 --> 00:26:36,763
K.c., my boss,
doesn't want me to tell her.
531
00:26:36,764 --> 00:26:38,365
Well, you have to,
532
00:26:38,366 --> 00:26:40,934
I mean, if she really is
a friend. right?
533
00:26:40,935 --> 00:26:43,203
But k.c. believes
that it's for her own good,
534
00:26:43,204 --> 00:26:45,805
And--and k.c.'s my boss.
535
00:26:47,442 --> 00:26:51,712
This woman saw an opportunity
to exploit your celebrity
536
00:26:51,713 --> 00:26:53,780
And your connections.
537
00:26:53,781 --> 00:26:56,082
Why else would she hire
an 18-year-old with no skills
538
00:26:56,083 --> 00:26:57,784
And no college degree?
539
00:26:57,785 --> 00:27:00,186
Maybe because
she believes in me.
540
00:27:00,187 --> 00:27:02,623
Serena, i've been looking
all over for you.
541
00:27:02,624 --> 00:27:05,759
Oh, ursula, this is my mom lily.
lily, this is ursula.
542
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:08,629
Nice to meet you.
hi. nice to meet you, too.
543
00:27:08,630 --> 00:27:11,030
Can i talk to your daughter
for a second?
544
00:27:11,031 --> 00:27:12,599
Is everything okay?
545
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:15,535
I feel like people are
whispering.
546
00:27:15,536 --> 00:27:18,071
No, every-everything's fine.
547
00:27:18,072 --> 00:27:20,940
Look, w-we should
get you inside.
548
00:27:20,941 --> 00:27:23,276
Mom, i got work to do.
549
00:27:30,217 --> 00:27:32,419
Oh, my god. dan.
550
00:27:32,420 --> 00:27:34,254
Hey.
551
00:27:34,255 --> 00:27:37,190
What are you doing here?
me? i could ask you
the same thing.
552
00:27:37,191 --> 00:27:38,826
You're supposed
to be working, right?
553
00:27:38,827 --> 00:27:41,763
You're not serious.
see, it's fine if you didn't
want to go out with me.
554
00:27:41,764 --> 00:27:44,899
It's really--really--i mean,
you didn't have to lie about it.
555
00:27:44,900 --> 00:27:48,703
No, i-i didn't.
uh, you know what? i gotta
find vanessa. i'm sorry.
556
00:27:48,704 --> 00:27:50,971
Vanessa? w-wait.
like vanessa abrams?
557
00:27:50,972 --> 00:27:53,908
Yeah. she's--she's my friend,
how do you know her?
558
00:27:53,909 --> 00:27:58,946
(sighs) dan, i-i have
to tell you something.
559
00:27:58,947 --> 00:28:01,949
O-olivia.
olivia, hey, can we get...
(camera shutters snapping)
560
00:28:01,950 --> 00:28:04,319
Whoa, whoa, whoa. what's that?
561
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,287
What's--what's going on
right there? why are they...
562
00:28:06,288 --> 00:28:08,823
Y...
563
00:28:08,824 --> 00:28:11,759
Oh, my--oh, my god.
are you--you're not...
564
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,795
Fleur.
565
00:28:13,796 --> 00:28:15,630
You are. yeah.
566
00:28:15,631 --> 00:28:17,965
I'm sorry.
567
00:28:17,966 --> 00:28:20,034
Hey.
hey.
568
00:28:20,035 --> 00:28:23,370
You met olivia?
yeah. yeah, apparently.
569
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:27,167
these are the plans
from de gaulle.
570
00:28:27,168 --> 00:28:30,070
i smuggled them in
with my sheet music.
oh.
571
00:28:30,071 --> 00:28:34,608
(man speaks indistinctly)
germans. they cannot be allowed
to have these documents.
572
00:28:34,609 --> 00:28:37,477
i'll distract them
while you slip out the back.
but how?
573
00:28:37,478 --> 00:28:40,479
how else? i'll sing.
574
00:28:53,194 --> 00:28:55,696
(fleur)
i never heard her song,
575
00:28:55,697 --> 00:29:00,033
but i owe josephine my life,
as does france.
576
00:29:00,034 --> 00:29:03,136
next day, i was in london.
577
00:29:06,741 --> 00:29:09,142
(ursula whimpers)
578
00:29:10,511 --> 00:29:15,014
(audience murmuring)
579
00:29:17,151 --> 00:29:20,587
(ursula crying)
580
00:29:20,588 --> 00:29:22,456
Hold on. wait, wait.
she's in the stall.
581
00:29:22,457 --> 00:29:24,725
We'll give her
another minute,
582
00:29:24,726 --> 00:29:27,628
Then we'll let her go
in front of cameras.
no, but i-i thought
that was bad for her.
583
00:29:27,629 --> 00:29:31,431
That's why we didn't tell her
in the first place.
serena, an actress who
finds out that her scene is cut
584
00:29:31,432 --> 00:29:34,033
And skips the premiere is
a lame story.
585
00:29:34,034 --> 00:29:36,370
An actress who finds it out
during the premiere,
586
00:29:36,371 --> 00:29:39,172
Then has a meltdown--now that is
great public theater.
587
00:29:39,173 --> 00:29:42,041
So you lied to me.
588
00:29:42,042 --> 00:29:45,178
Only because you couldn't
deal with the truth.
589
00:29:45,179 --> 00:29:48,682
I needed ursula to trust you,
like i do now.
590
00:29:48,683 --> 00:29:51,285
Ursula, honey,
it's time to come out.
591
00:29:51,286 --> 00:29:54,154
Serena's here.
592
00:29:56,424 --> 00:29:58,625
(fanfare playing)
593
00:29:58,626 --> 00:30:01,961
(indistinct conversations)
594
00:30:04,799 --> 00:30:07,768
Did you really think
that your lame attempt...
blair. blair, stop it.
595
00:30:07,769 --> 00:30:10,337
To embarrass me
would you get back queen?
blair.
596
00:30:10,338 --> 00:30:13,674
I will make your life
a living hell.
blair, calm--
597
00:30:13,675 --> 00:30:16,576
It wasn't her idea.
this was you?
598
00:30:16,577 --> 00:30:20,380
Do you have any idea
how much you humiliated me?
599
00:30:20,381 --> 00:30:22,482
I think you accomplished that
600
00:30:22,483 --> 00:30:26,453
With your little
teenybopper sleepover.
601
00:30:26,454 --> 00:30:28,922
Look, n.y.u.'s hard,
602
00:30:28,923 --> 00:30:31,425
But blair waldorf
does not give up.
603
00:30:31,426 --> 00:30:34,260
I'm not giving up.
i've made a strategic retreat.
604
00:30:34,261 --> 00:30:35,862
Po-tay-to, po-tah-to.
605
00:30:35,863 --> 00:30:38,097
You don't understand.
606
00:30:38,098 --> 00:30:40,900
I do understand.
let me help.
607
00:30:40,901 --> 00:30:43,403
No, chuck. n.y.u. is not
the upper east side.
608
00:30:43,404 --> 00:30:46,139
They don't care about constance
or the social hierarchy.
609
00:30:46,140 --> 00:30:49,343
They don't care
that i'm blair waldorf.
610
00:30:49,344 --> 00:30:51,277
It's over.
611
00:30:51,278 --> 00:30:53,580
And you'd do this to me?
612
00:30:53,581 --> 00:30:55,982
What are you talking about?
613
00:30:55,983 --> 00:30:58,284
I'm chuck bass,
614
00:30:58,285 --> 00:31:00,987
And i told you i love you.
615
00:31:00,988 --> 00:31:03,523
You're saying
i'm easier to win over
616
00:31:03,524 --> 00:31:05,124
Than a bunch
617
00:31:05,125 --> 00:31:08,962
Of pseudo-intellectual,
homesick malcontents?
618
00:31:08,963 --> 00:31:11,130
You'd really insult me
like this?
619
00:31:11,131 --> 00:31:12,799
That's not how it is.
620
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:14,901
It's exactly how it is.
621
00:31:14,902 --> 00:31:18,472
So the next time you forget
you're blair waldorf,
622
00:31:18,473 --> 00:31:20,807
Remember, i'm chuck bass,
623
00:31:20,808 --> 00:31:23,109
And i love you.
624
00:31:43,996 --> 00:31:45,663
Hey.
625
00:31:45,664 --> 00:31:48,733
Great movie.
626
00:31:48,734 --> 00:31:52,203
You were, uh, you were amazing.
and i'm an idiot.
627
00:31:52,204 --> 00:31:53,838
No, i sh--
628
00:31:53,839 --> 00:31:56,007
I should have told you
who i was.
629
00:31:56,008 --> 00:31:59,143
Why didn't you?
630
00:32:02,581 --> 00:32:06,150
I have been dreaming
of coming to n.y.u.
631
00:32:06,151 --> 00:32:08,420
And just being
a normal student.
632
00:32:08,421 --> 00:32:10,522
And my very first day,
633
00:32:10,523 --> 00:32:13,658
This cute guy
doesn't recognize me.
634
00:32:13,659 --> 00:32:17,094
I couldn't help myself.
635
00:32:17,095 --> 00:32:19,496
And my middle name's kate.
636
00:32:20,766 --> 00:32:23,501
You said it yourself,
637
00:32:23,502 --> 00:32:25,670
That i was
refreshingly normal.
638
00:32:25,671 --> 00:32:27,439
I did, yeah, i...
639
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:29,774
You have to understand,
though,
640
00:32:29,775 --> 00:32:32,844
That my last couple
of relationships
641
00:32:32,845 --> 00:32:34,579
Have been just--
642
00:32:34,580 --> 00:32:37,381
They--they've been full
of drama.
643
00:32:39,819 --> 00:32:42,487
All right, dan, i get it.
644
00:32:42,488 --> 00:32:44,889
I do.
645
00:32:44,890 --> 00:32:48,225
And as much
as i want to be kate,
646
00:32:48,226 --> 00:32:51,095
I'm also olivia,
647
00:32:51,096 --> 00:32:53,998
And you don't want that.
648
00:32:56,068 --> 00:32:58,436
I'm sorry.
649
00:33:01,874 --> 00:33:04,508
I'll see you around.
650
00:33:08,246 --> 00:33:09,981
Um, excuse me?
651
00:33:09,982 --> 00:33:12,149
Uh, can i take you picture?
652
00:33:12,150 --> 00:33:14,486
What? why?
653
00:33:14,487 --> 00:33:16,887
Aren't you blair waldorf?
654
00:33:18,524 --> 00:33:20,492
Yes.
655
00:33:20,493 --> 00:33:22,426
Yes, i guess i am.
656
00:33:22,427 --> 00:33:25,730
(camera shutter clicking)
657
00:33:25,731 --> 00:33:27,465
(chuckles)
658
00:33:27,466 --> 00:33:31,703
(crying) i can't believe
they cut my scene.
659
00:33:31,704 --> 00:33:35,106
So go out there and--and throw
the biggest fit of your life.
660
00:33:35,107 --> 00:33:37,509
I mean,
those producers screwed you.
661
00:33:37,510 --> 00:33:40,144
Go steal their show.
662
00:33:42,882 --> 00:33:45,649
Serena, is that
what you think i should do?
663
00:33:51,323 --> 00:33:54,158
I-i think...
664
00:33:54,159 --> 00:33:57,061
If you want people to see you
as--as a real actress,
665
00:33:57,062 --> 00:34:00,097
You should be gracious and...
666
00:34:00,098 --> 00:34:02,901
And that the movie's
more important than your scene.
667
00:34:02,902 --> 00:34:05,637
Ursula, she's a teenager.
she knows nothing.
668
00:34:05,638 --> 00:34:08,605
Kenny, shut up.
669
00:34:10,242 --> 00:34:12,910
(sniffles)
670
00:34:16,015 --> 00:34:18,615
(whispers) thank you.
671
00:34:21,119 --> 00:34:23,587
(sniffles)
672
00:34:26,358 --> 00:34:29,661
I'm sorry.
i-i couldn't do it to her.
673
00:34:29,662 --> 00:34:32,263
I understand...
674
00:34:32,264 --> 00:34:35,499
Like i'm sure you understand
that you're fired.
675
00:34:45,649 --> 00:34:46,216
I got fired.
676
00:34:46,217 --> 00:34:47,818
K.c. wanted ursula
677
00:34:47,819 --> 00:34:49,820
To have a meltdown
in front of the press,
678
00:34:49,821 --> 00:34:52,455
And i told her not to,
so k.c. fired me.
679
00:34:52,456 --> 00:34:55,693
I guess you were right.
well, it's for the best.
you'll love brown.
680
00:34:55,694 --> 00:35:00,263
Mom, i'm not going to brown.
maybe next year, but not now.
681
00:35:00,264 --> 00:35:02,666
What are you talking about?
you're all packed.
682
00:35:02,667 --> 00:35:05,703
If this year is about
finding out who i am,
683
00:35:05,704 --> 00:35:08,038
Then i can't do that
and live here.
684
00:35:08,039 --> 00:35:09,639
Serena, enough is enough.
685
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:11,641
This need to find out
who you are--
686
00:35:11,642 --> 00:35:14,778
Do you think anyone
really knows who they are?
687
00:35:14,779 --> 00:35:19,216
We don't. we just live.
so that's it?
that's your advice--to give up?
688
00:35:23,088 --> 00:35:26,923
I'm sorry, but i'm not
gonna do this your way.
689
00:35:29,127 --> 00:35:31,494
(sighs)
lil, she's gonna be okay.
690
00:35:31,495 --> 00:35:33,797
This is your fault.
691
00:35:33,798 --> 00:35:36,734
That's not fair.
not fair? i go away
to take care of my mother,
692
00:35:36,735 --> 00:35:40,503
And i come back and my daughter
is not going to college.
693
00:35:40,504 --> 00:35:43,907
I trusted you.
then trust me now.
don't force her.
694
00:35:43,908 --> 00:35:45,275
Ugh.
695
00:35:45,276 --> 00:35:48,010
I think
i just need to be alone.
696
00:35:52,516 --> 00:35:54,451
(indistinct conversations)
697
00:35:54,452 --> 00:35:56,486
Hey.
(door closes)
698
00:35:56,487 --> 00:35:58,455
I loved the movie
last night,
699
00:35:58,456 --> 00:36:00,490
Though it was
no "endless knights."
700
00:36:00,491 --> 00:36:02,626
Don't say anything.
i'm a closet fan. (laughs)
701
00:36:02,627 --> 00:36:04,194
(chuckles)
702
00:36:04,195 --> 00:36:08,698
So i'm gonna pretend
that you're not a movie star,
703
00:36:08,699 --> 00:36:12,369
And we're just
two roommates.
704
00:36:14,639 --> 00:36:16,974
Coming here, i just--
705
00:36:16,975 --> 00:36:21,645
I wanted to be
normal, everyday me.
706
00:36:21,646 --> 00:36:26,817
And amazingly enough, i met
someone who liked that person.
707
00:36:26,818 --> 00:36:30,720
But i can't pretend that
the other one doesn't exist.
708
00:36:31,956 --> 00:36:35,959
I dated a guy who kept
part of himself hidden.
709
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:39,529
He never gave anyone
a chance to accept him.
710
00:36:39,530 --> 00:36:42,933
And... in the end,
711
00:36:42,934 --> 00:36:45,335
Everyone lost.
712
00:36:47,338 --> 00:36:48,738
Dan's...
713
00:36:48,739 --> 00:36:52,041
a really special guy.
714
00:36:56,281 --> 00:36:59,416
I'm gonna go.
715
00:37:06,357 --> 00:37:09,893
We're like real roommates.
716
00:37:09,894 --> 00:37:12,662
That's kind of
totally awesome.
717
00:37:13,597 --> 00:37:17,033
(chuckles)
718
00:37:18,269 --> 00:37:19,903
Of course, s.
719
00:37:19,904 --> 00:37:21,905
mi casa, su casa.
720
00:37:21,906 --> 00:37:24,908
I sound chipper? well,
i'm on my way to a meeting.
721
00:37:24,909 --> 00:37:27,878
Just a little club i'm starting.
(beep)
722
00:37:27,879 --> 00:37:30,580
Oh, you all made it.
excellent.
723
00:37:30,581 --> 00:37:33,984
Now here's the situation.
724
00:37:33,985 --> 00:37:36,220
Each of us attended
elite schools,
725
00:37:36,221 --> 00:37:39,622
Failed to go ivy and now
find ourselves wasting away
726
00:37:39,623 --> 00:37:41,658
In a patchouli-scented
purgatory.
727
00:37:41,659 --> 00:37:45,028
Do we deserve it? no.
728
00:37:45,029 --> 00:37:47,030
Do we need
to put up with it?
729
00:37:47,031 --> 00:37:48,665
Definitely not.
730
00:37:48,666 --> 00:37:50,400
What do you suggest?
731
00:37:50,401 --> 00:37:53,337
candide said,
"on doit cultiver son jardin."
732
00:37:53,338 --> 00:37:55,405
Well, n.y.u. is my garden,
733
00:37:55,406 --> 00:37:58,141
And i plan to rake
and hoe and weed it
734
00:37:58,142 --> 00:38:00,377
Till it looks exactly
the way i want.
735
00:38:00,378 --> 00:38:03,646
But i can't do it alone.
now who's with me?
736
00:38:04,949 --> 00:38:07,017
You can count on us.
737
00:38:07,018 --> 00:38:08,818
if you ask me,
738
00:38:08,819 --> 00:38:12,222
we go to the movies because
we want to see fairy tales...
739
00:38:12,223 --> 00:38:14,925
Oh, uh, by the way,
that came for you.
740
00:38:14,926 --> 00:38:18,160
(passion pit's "moth's wings"
playing)
741
00:38:32,944 --> 00:38:36,079
a sleeping queen woken
by her true love's kiss...
742
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:38,715
(cell phone alert chimes)
743
00:38:38,716 --> 00:38:40,683
?
744
00:38:40,684 --> 00:38:42,552
That concludes our business.
745
00:38:42,553 --> 00:38:45,455
So, uh, why'd you want me
to take that girl's picture?
746
00:38:45,456 --> 00:38:48,125
Dumbo could always fly.
747
00:38:48,126 --> 00:38:50,927
He just needed
a magic feather.
748
00:38:54,365 --> 00:38:57,567
a princess
who puts aside her jewels
749
00:38:57,568 --> 00:39:00,770
to make her way
in the world...
thank you so much for coming.
750
00:39:00,771 --> 00:39:04,808
I wanted to see you
before i went back to l.a.
of course. me, too.
751
00:39:04,809 --> 00:39:08,678
and i wanted to tell you
that i called k.c.,
752
00:39:08,679 --> 00:39:11,881
and i told her that if you
do not work for her firm,
753
00:39:11,882 --> 00:39:13,716
I'm not a client.
754
00:39:13,717 --> 00:39:16,653
(laughs) wow. that--
that was so nice of you.
755
00:39:16,654 --> 00:39:19,256
Please.
756
00:39:19,257 --> 00:39:22,659
Serena,
you helped me find myself.
757
00:39:22,660 --> 00:39:26,997
And i hope you are
just as lucky.
758
00:39:26,998 --> 00:39:28,198
Okay?
759
00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:30,733
Come here.
760
00:39:32,570 --> 00:39:34,204
(cell phone rings)
761
00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:37,407
lovers torn apart
being brought back together...
762
00:39:37,408 --> 00:39:38,775
(ring)
uh...
763
00:39:38,776 --> 00:39:40,410
Vanessa, hey.
764
00:39:40,411 --> 00:39:42,512
Hey. i was
just thinking about you.
765
00:39:42,513 --> 00:39:44,747
I thought i'd call
and see how you were.
766
00:39:44,748 --> 00:39:47,451
I'm good. how are you?
767
00:39:47,452 --> 00:39:49,919
Good.
768
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:53,991
So, scott, i... really was...
769
00:39:53,992 --> 00:39:55,993
(call waiting beeps)
hold on a second.
770
00:39:55,994 --> 00:39:57,894
Uh, vanessa, i'm so sorry.
i gotta take this.
771
00:39:57,895 --> 00:40:00,097
Uh, can i call you later?
772
00:40:00,098 --> 00:40:01,898
Oh.
773
00:40:01,899 --> 00:40:04,701
Yeah.
774
00:40:04,702 --> 00:40:06,536
Sure. that--that's fine.
775
00:40:06,537 --> 00:40:09,639
?you're just like a fire ?
776
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:11,274
(snaps cell phone shut)
777
00:40:11,275 --> 00:40:13,943
Georgina, hey. what's up?
778
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:17,481
No, i'll be there in a second.
779
00:40:17,482 --> 00:40:18,715
I'm a block from the restaurant.
780
00:40:18,716 --> 00:40:21,985
but life isn't a fairy tale...
781
00:40:28,959 --> 00:40:33,530
and happy endings are
few and far between...
782
00:40:37,601 --> 00:40:40,937
Hey, jenny. is there anything
we can do for you?
783
00:40:40,938 --> 00:40:44,141
in life, the young queen
becomes a tyrant...
784
00:40:44,142 --> 00:40:47,277
Actually, go make sure my spot's
free at the met steps
785
00:40:47,278 --> 00:40:49,646
And wait there
with a yogurt for me.
786
00:40:55,553 --> 00:40:58,121
and takes her subjects
to war...
787
00:40:58,122 --> 00:41:01,291
And if you do want to wear them,
you just need to make sure...
788
00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:05,095
so that's
why we need movies...
hi.
789
00:41:05,096 --> 00:41:08,398
to remind us that despite
it all, love can still spring
790
00:41:08,399 --> 00:41:11,301
in the most unlikely
of places...
791
00:41:11,302 --> 00:41:13,770
I was just thinking,
i didn't really give you
792
00:41:13,771 --> 00:41:16,306
A chance to know
both sides of me,
793
00:41:16,307 --> 00:41:18,341
And i guess
794
00:41:18,342 --> 00:41:21,277
I'm wondering
if you still want to.
795
00:41:23,714 --> 00:41:26,716
I don't even know why i'm
pretending to think about it.
796
00:41:26,717 --> 00:41:28,685
Yes. yes, of course.
797
00:41:28,423 --> 00:41:32,165
and that sometimes
even fairy tales can come true.
798
00:41:33,608 --> 00:41:36,184
x.o.x.o., gossip girl.
799
00:41:36,185 --> 00:41:39,185
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