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Why settle for some club    
        in a hotel  

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 When you can just buy the hotel? 
I'm worrying. Politics is a van der bilt birthright.

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The only thing nate's ever voted
    for is "american idol."
 Tripp was the same way.

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Grandfather can be
very persuasive.

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When did tripp decide to run
for congress?
Well,
after congressman kruger died,

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A house seat opened up
in manhattan.
Dan, i have to tell you
something.

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(Man) oh, olivia!
Oh, my god. Are you--
You're not...

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Fleur.
I lied
because i-I care about you.

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The only person i want to kiss
here tonight is you.
Why would you leak
a fake photo?

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Are you trying to destroy
tripp's campaign?
That's gonna win tripp
the election.

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And what happens to carter?
I am sorry i had to lie to you.

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No, you're not.
I settled your debt
with the buckleys.

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Nate probably hates me now,
but it doesn't matter.
I'm sorry, s.,
but chuck's hotel needed this.

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Without your celebrities, we're
buried in the city section.

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Now we're front page news.
You got my clients photographed
at the hottest party

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Of the year. Your job is safe.
And, serena, that job

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Now includes
publicly dating patrick.
I don't know
if i'd call that work.

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Get back to me
after date two.

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<i>And who am i?</i>

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<i>That's a secret
i'll never tell.</i>

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<i>You know you love me.</i>

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<i>X.O.X.O., gossip girl.</i>

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<i>In manhattan,
some parties are v.I.P. Only.</i>

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(Woman) ¶ love is
gonna hurt you... ¶

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<i>Others are strictly private.</i>

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¶ if it's all right,
i'm gonna try and... ¶

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<i>But some parties are political,</i>

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<i>And those lines are drawn</i>

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<i>By the most established
of the establishment.</i>

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¶ i can rob you if i want to ¶

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¶ i can rob you if i try ¶

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¶ i can rob you if i need to ¶

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Hey.
You want to use that?

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<i>And once those lines are drawn,
they can never be crossed.</i>

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A michael mann political
thriller? That's good news.
Wonderful news.

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And my source tells me

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Michael's only considering
two actors for the lead.

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Patrick and ryan phillippe.

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Well, then he's in.
Ryan totally lost his mojo

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After reese got with jake.
Don't "jake" me, serena.
This is serious.

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Your job is to get patrick's
photo taken with politicians

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At the van der bilt
election party tonight.
But, k.C., i can't.

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The producers will eat it up.
Plus, it'll totally help him

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Get into character
for his audition next week.

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So i look forward
to hearing how it goes.
Wait, k.C.,
the problem is i'm...

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I'm kind of on the outs with
the van der bilts right now.

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Serena, what's
p.R. Rule number one?

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My only value
is my social network.

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But i'm afraid that network

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Is currently
one archibald short.
Make it happen.

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Clean up your mess or clean out
your desk. No, that one.

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Hey.
How long you been awake?

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Mm. Not long.

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A muffin basket.
Vanessa's been completely m.I.A.

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Since she started shooting
that documentary.

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She was here for, like,
ten seconds yesterday,

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And i guess she's getting
amazing footage.
The only footage i want to see
is your jimmy fallon appearance.

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I mean, dinner was great
last night.

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I just wish we'd gotten back
in time to see it.

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Yeah. Sorry i-I dragged you
to that gelato shop.

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I had a really bad
sugar craving.

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(Chuckles)

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You know what?
I bet it's online.

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No. Uh, you can't watch it
like that.

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Th-The--The quality's so bad,
you know?

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I'd rather you watch it
in h.D.
Okay. When? I'm sorry.

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I'm just excited.
It's been a while since i had

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A girlfriend
on a late night talk show.

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Um, well, i'm--I'm sure
i can get a copy from k.C.

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Okay.

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(Door closes)

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(Sighs)

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Ho ho! Watch out.

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It's bathroom boy.

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Clear the way. (Laughs)

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Uh, good morning to you, too.

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(Chuck) welcome to my new suite.
We may patent the media system--

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Interactive,
high-Def 3-D gaming.

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Instant access to the world's
largest media library

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And all in-House food,
spa services.

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Just touch the button.

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Blair's favorite part--

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Real-Time
surveillance playback.

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It's naughty. (Chuckles)

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Well, it certainly is a step up
from the columbia dorms.

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Most penthouses are,
nathaniel.

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There's two bedrooms.

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Feel free to crash
any time you like.

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Tripp, maureen.
(Tripp) hey, chuck.

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Hey. All this behind-The-Scenes
stuff is really great.

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Thanks again for letting me
film tripp's campaign.

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Oh, no problem.

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Charles. Well,
you've outdone yourself.
My pleasure, sir.

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I can't think of a better way
to christen the ballroom

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Than with a van der bilt
victory party.
Your generosity will not
be forgotten by me or my family.

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We're very much looking forward
to tonight's event.
Thanks again, chuck. Even
if the night ends in defeat,

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At least we'll have
a good party.
Sweetie... (chuckles)
don't talk like that.

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This morning's polling numbers
aren't great.

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We're down where we should
be up, and where we are up,

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We're barely hanging on.
That's what makes it
exciting, right?

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(Chuck) excuse me.
He's right, nathaniel.

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Things aren't
where they should be.

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The buckleys' dirty pool
is starting to work.

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Thanks to serena,
we weren't able to expose it.

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Well, isn't there something
we can do?

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It's election day.
At this point, nathaniel,

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It would take
nothing short of a miracle.

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Hey. I was running errands,

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And k.C. Asked me to drop off
your jimmy fallon interview.

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Great. I guess
that means you've seen it.

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Yeah.

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You know i didn't mean
what i said.

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Oh, don't--Don't worry about
that. I'm sure dan understands.
He hasn't even seen it.

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I don't know what to do.
I have to fix this,

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And meanwhile, keep him away
from tv and the internet

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And strangers with the urge
to make fun of him.
Don't forget about
gossip girl.

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I have to just keep him
completely isolated.
Oh, hey.
What are you doing here?

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Um...
serena just, uh, came by

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To tell us
how much she likes patrick.
Oh.

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Yeah. (Chuckles) uh, oddly,
he's my favorite part of my job.

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It's actually pretty fun
having a fake relationship.

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Talk about no pressure.
I'm slightly relieved.

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I heard some pretty crazy stuff
about patrick after we broke up.

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Supposedly he went
a bit method

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After that gus van sant movie
he did nobody saw.
Yeah.
His--His agents and k.C.

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Are filtering all the scripts
that get to him.

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So far, he's only been allowed
to read a political thriller.

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What's the worst thing
he can do, pass a bill?
Listen, as much as i enjoy
my current girlfriend talking

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To my ex-Girlfriend about
her fake boyfriend who is also

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My current girlfriend's ex, uh,
you--You--You could probably

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Get us a copy of
that fallon interview, right?
But first, um, serena,

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You should probably
get to patrick's

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Before fedex does
with more scripts.
Good-Bye.

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Okay.
Bye.

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(Door closes)

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S. I hope you're not here
looking for an apology.

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No, i was just dropping
something off to olivia.

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Oh, that's right.
I momentarily forgot your job

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Is more important
than your friends.

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I have a couple minutes.
Do you want to get a latte?

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If by "getting a latte" you mean
apologizing, then no, i don't.

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Out of respect for
our many years of friendship,

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I'm willing to let
what you did slide.
What i did?

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Okay, we both made decisions
that hurt the other.

145
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We both feel badly.
Now let's move on.

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I actually have
to go meet chuck right now.

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We've been going nonstop,
prepping

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For tripp van der bilt's
election party tonight.

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Speaking of which, i noticed
you're not on the guest list.

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That can only mean one thing--
Nate still hates you

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For whatever it is
you did to him.
I'd check your sources, b.

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And i am going tonight, with
my handsome boyfriend, patrick.

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Since your boyfriend's
working the party,

154
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Who are you going with,
one of your knockoffs?

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Since you're so interested,
i have made real friends here.

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I just don't share
your need to brag.

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Okay.

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Well, i can't wait
to meet them tonight.

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I need a friend. Stat.

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I'm your friend.

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(Scoffs)

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Please.

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I'm not friends
with staff.

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(Cell phone rings)
you need to get that?

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(Beep)
no, it's not important.

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<i>This is nate. Leave a message.</i>

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I'm just saying,
if this morning's polls

168
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Put you neck and neck
with sullivan,

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Then there's still time, so why
not let grandfather help you?

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Nate, i've said it before,
and i'll say it again--

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I'd rather lose fair and square
than win with a dirty campaign.

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Yeah, well,
asking grandfather for help

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Doesn't necessarily mean
playing dirty.
(Vanessa) so it's election day.
Who are you voting for?

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(Man) hey! Someone's drowning
over here! Call 9-1-1!

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(Man) help! I can't swim!

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Help! I'm drowning!

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<i>It look like tripp's prayers
have been answered</i>

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<i>With another miracle
on the hudson.</i>

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<i>Are the van der bilts blessed
with good luck or good timing?</i>

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<i>(Man) you're watching
new york 1--</i>

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<i>News all day.</i>

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<i>Just this morning,</i>

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<i>Congressional candidate
tripp van der bilt</i>

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<i>Rescued a man who was drowning
in the hudson river.</i>

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<i>One minute i'm walking
along the pier,</i>

186
00:09:02,024 --> 00:09:03,663
<i>And the next thing i know
i lose my balance,</i>

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00:09:03,750 --> 00:09:05,426
<i>And boom! I'm in the hudson.
If it wasn't</i>

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00:09:05,494 --> 00:09:09,442
<i>For this brave young man,
tripp van der bilt...
apparently van der bilt
was on his way to his...</i>

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00:09:09,523 --> 00:09:12,746
Ten hours till the polls close.
Let's seize the day, gentlemen.

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00:09:12,812 --> 00:09:15,645
Where are we with media?
I've locked down coverage
from every local station

191
00:09:15,717 --> 00:09:18,243
For the midday news.
Time to call couric.
She owes me a favor.

192
00:09:18,318 --> 00:09:20,140
Maybe she can squeeze tripp
into the evening news.

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00:09:20,214 --> 00:09:23,860
Excuse me, grandfather. Can i
speak with you for a moment?
Zogby has them
neck and neck.

194
00:09:23,955 --> 00:09:27,103
Rasmussen puts him
up by a point.
(Laughs) tripp,
that's fantastic.

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00:09:27,199 --> 00:09:29,967
Remember, until the polls close,
any time someone mentions

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The name tripp van der bilt,

197
00:09:32,099 --> 00:09:33,800
It should be followed by
the word "hero."

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00:09:34,919 --> 00:09:36,861
(Lowered voice) well,
i guess miracles do happen,

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00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:38,879
Huh, grandfather?

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00:09:38,935 --> 00:09:40,624
Our family is
really blessed.

201
00:09:40,722 --> 00:09:42,636
So is that man
who almost died.

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(Woman) william, can you
take a look at this?

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00:09:49,737 --> 00:09:52,685
Absolutely. No, thank you.
Thank you so, so much.

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00:09:53,339 --> 00:09:56,173
Hey.
My rescue footage is gonna be
on the news tonight.

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00:09:56,256 --> 00:09:58,112
William told me to go out
and drum up some interest,

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And it looks like i'm the only
one who got it all on tape.
Congratulations.
Have you seen nate?

207
00:10:02,893 --> 00:10:04,713
Yeah. He's over there.
Tell him bye for me.

208
00:10:04,807 --> 00:10:06,573
I've gotta go home
and get my tapes together.
Okay.

209
00:10:12,661 --> 00:10:15,884
What are you doing here?
I-I left you a message.
Y-You never called me back.

210
00:10:15,975 --> 00:10:17,888
Yeah, well, as you can see,
i've been sort of busy.

211
00:10:17,970 --> 00:10:21,322
And i really have nothing
to say to you.
Then i'll make it quick.
I need you to put me

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00:10:21,414 --> 00:10:26,136
And patrick roberts on the guest
list for tripp's party tonight.
What? Are you kidding me?

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00:10:26,217 --> 00:10:28,438
Nate, my job is at stake.
Oh, that's funny.

214
00:10:28,521 --> 00:10:32,607
So is my cousin's campaign,
thanks to you.
As far as i'm concerned,
we're even.

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00:10:32,689 --> 00:10:35,178
You used me
for your buckley photo scam.

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00:10:35,277 --> 00:10:38,112
All i did was find out
and undo it.
Well, i wouldn't exactly
call revenge

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00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:42,338
A solid foundation
for a friendship.
Who said anything
about friendship?

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00:10:42,431 --> 00:10:44,301
All i need is an invite,
plus one.

219
00:10:45,117 --> 00:10:45,974
Serena.

220
00:10:46,059 --> 00:10:47,897
Tripp, hey.
I-I voted for you.

221
00:10:47,995 --> 00:10:49,883
Thanks. You coming tonight?

222
00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,072
Absolutely.
I wouldn't miss it.

223
00:10:54,797 --> 00:10:55,958
Thanks, nate.

224
00:10:56,051 --> 00:10:57,606
(Man) tripp, can i get you
to sign off on this?

225
00:11:00,519 --> 00:11:03,583
Washington square park,
bobst library, bar none.

226
00:11:03,683 --> 00:11:05,462
I even tried spinning the cube
in st. Mark's place,

227
00:11:05,527 --> 00:11:06,682
But not a friend in sight.

228
00:11:07,370 --> 00:11:10,548
I just know this
wouldn't be so hard at yale.
What about that vanessa girl?

229
00:11:10,632 --> 00:11:14,479
Didn't you know her
in high school?
I have never heard that name
before in my life.

230
00:11:15,639 --> 00:11:17,295
Now feel free
to see yourself out.

231
00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,028
Oh, my god.

232
00:11:24,134 --> 00:11:26,572
How does that girl have
the valentino 360 bag?

233
00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:28,729
I'm still wait-Listed.
Who? Where?

234
00:11:28,833 --> 00:11:30,032
At the register.

235
00:11:30,948 --> 00:11:32,595
Quick. How do i look?

236
00:11:32,691 --> 00:11:34,317
Superior.

237
00:11:34,935 --> 00:11:36,158
(Sighs)

238
00:11:36,825 --> 00:11:38,070
No one follow me.

239
00:11:42,417 --> 00:11:43,745
I love your 360.

240
00:11:43,847 --> 00:11:46,847
Thanks. I just got it.
Very smart to pair it
with peter som.

241
00:11:47,539 --> 00:11:48,385
You're good.

242
00:11:48,477 --> 00:11:51,942
I know. I'm blair. May i?

243
00:11:52,015 --> 00:11:53,628
Oh, please. Do.

244
00:11:53,733 --> 00:11:56,613
(Sighs) the moment i saw it,

245
00:11:56,712 --> 00:11:58,392
It joined my list
of blair's most wanted.

246
00:11:59,867 --> 00:12:01,522
Believe me when i tell you

247
00:12:01,622 --> 00:12:03,343
I don't say this
very often--

248
00:12:04,713 --> 00:12:06,534
But i think i like you.

249
00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:08,667
Well, give me those peep toes
and maybe i'll believe you.

250
00:12:08,776 --> 00:12:11,534
Sorry. My alexandre birmans
are sacred.

251
00:12:11,612 --> 00:12:12,947
Amen.
(Chuckles)

252
00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:15,059
By the way, i'm brandeis.

253
00:12:16,691 --> 00:12:19,310
How would you like to come with
me to a fabulous party tonight?

254
00:12:23,657 --> 00:12:27,656
"Mat." Are you joking?
Oh, not in the least.
It's going on the end of "door,"

255
00:12:27,715 --> 00:12:30,231
Which makes it a triple word
score, scrabble bitches.

256
00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:32,626
That's my son.
Wow. The humphreys
are--Are so serious

257
00:12:32,699 --> 00:12:34,273
About their scrabble games.
Oh, yeah.

258
00:12:34,323 --> 00:12:36,773
Mm-Hmm.
(Lily) you two are so sweet to
come over and entertain jenny.

259
00:12:36,833 --> 00:12:39,609
Poor thing.
Well, she's been cooped up
with this virus for a week.

260
00:12:39,675 --> 00:12:42,968
I mean, when she called,
how could we resist?
Yeah. Th-Thank you guys
so much.

261
00:12:43,606 --> 00:12:47,677
Really getting sick of, uh,
tv and internet.

262
00:12:47,772 --> 00:12:48,885
(Cell phone alert chimes)

263
00:12:50,868 --> 00:12:52,471
(Jenny coughs)
(cell phone alert rings)

264
00:12:52,566 --> 00:12:54,886
Oh, i need a s.A.R.S. Mask.
Um, can i--
Can i borrow your phone?

265
00:12:54,984 --> 00:12:56,940
Yeah, go ahead.
I keep leaving mine
in the dorm.

266
00:12:58,179 --> 00:12:59,608
(Jenny coughs)
that's 33.

267
00:12:59,698 --> 00:13:01,940
A whopping 33 points.

268
00:13:02,039 --> 00:13:04,583
(Rufus) "jetdoorman"--
Is that a word?

269
00:13:04,661 --> 00:13:06,013
(Dan) don't you mean
"jetdoormat"?

270
00:13:06,113 --> 00:13:08,109
(Rufus) oh, jetdoormat.
(Dan) s.A.R.S. Mask!

271
00:13:11,995 --> 00:13:14,328
<i>(Vanessa) so it's election day.
Who are you voting for?</i>

272
00:13:14,433 --> 00:13:16,457
<i>I don't know.
That's a good question.</i>

273
00:13:16,538 --> 00:13:18,759
<i>You know,
i'm not really sure</i>

274
00:13:18,824 --> 00:13:21,234
<i>Who i'm gonna vote for.
He's awfully young.
(Video rewinds)</i>

275
00:13:21,923 --> 00:13:24,869
<i>(Clicking key)
you know, i'm not really--</i>

276
00:13:28,991 --> 00:13:29,845
What?

277
00:13:30,081 --> 00:13:32,557
<i>...sure who i'm gonna vote for.
He's awfully young.</i>

278
00:13:35,086 --> 00:13:36,046
(Knock on door)

279
00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:39,621
Wow. You look hot.

280
00:13:40,294 --> 00:13:42,504
Same. I have great news.

281
00:13:42,628 --> 00:13:44,197
Yeah. So do i.
You first.

282
00:13:44,317 --> 00:13:46,601
I just finished reading
a fantastic script.

283
00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:49,630
The political thriller?
No, it's a remake
of "leaving las vegas."

284
00:13:49,732 --> 00:13:52,521
They want to redo it
with a younger cast.
Where did you get
those scripts?

285
00:13:52,648 --> 00:13:55,171
In the garbage. I'm telling you,
this one's amazing.

286
00:13:55,273 --> 00:13:58,141
Care to join me
in a little research?
No. No research.

287
00:13:58,230 --> 00:14:01,222
Your team has been pushing
very hard for the political one.

288
00:14:01,329 --> 00:14:03,914
And i have worked my butt off to
get you into this party tonight.

289
00:14:04,008 --> 00:14:06,034
Yeah, but miley cyrus is
already signed on

290
00:14:06,118 --> 00:14:07,558
To play
the elisabeth shue role.

291
00:14:07,657 --> 00:14:11,801
They must've seen her
on that pole at the t.C.A.S.
Okay, we don't have time
to talk about this.

292
00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:12,957
You need to get ready.

293
00:14:13,587 --> 00:14:15,964
This party is a very big deal
for both of us.

294
00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:18,408
There will be tons of important
political people there tonight.

295
00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:21,630
Forget vegas.
It's all about d.C., okay?

296
00:14:26,357 --> 00:14:27,801
Put on some clothes, please.

297
00:14:30,759 --> 00:14:31,901
Hey, vanessa.

298
00:14:33,455 --> 00:14:35,477
Listen, i'm really busy.
Uh, this couldn't wait?

299
00:14:37,753 --> 00:14:38,782
Honestly, no.

300
00:14:38,864 --> 00:14:39,800
And i thought
it'd be better

301
00:14:39,888 --> 00:14:41,709
To talk away
from the campaign chaos.

302
00:14:43,731 --> 00:14:46,547
Mm. I'm in
a really awkward position,

303
00:14:46,625 --> 00:14:49,524
So i'm just gonna say
what i have to say.
Okay.

304
00:14:50,615 --> 00:14:52,413
What happened at the hudson
this morning

305
00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:54,451
Wasn't what it looked like.

306
00:14:55,097 --> 00:14:56,847
What do you mean?

307
00:14:58,291 --> 00:14:59,690
The guy you and tripp saved--

308
00:15:00,495 --> 00:15:01,638
He didn't fall.

309
00:15:03,189 --> 00:15:04,919
I think it--
I think it was set up.

310
00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:08,390
(Scoffs) that's ridiculous.

311
00:15:08,483 --> 00:15:09,867
I have it all on tape.

312
00:15:13,909 --> 00:15:15,693
Well, has anyone else
seen the footage?

313
00:15:15,808 --> 00:15:19,115
No, but i-I already agreed
to sell it to new york 1,

314
00:15:19,204 --> 00:15:20,476
And i'm going to meet
caroline lowe,

315
00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:22,142
One of the producers,
at cafeteria.

316
00:15:22,229 --> 00:15:25,573
Whoa. Wait. Vanessa,
if you do that, then--
Nate, i'm sorry,

317
00:15:25,646 --> 00:15:30,763
But if i just sit on it,
i become part of a cover-Up.
Listen, the polls close
in a few hours.

318
00:15:30,881 --> 00:15:34,589
Can you just--
Can you just wait?
I wish i could,
but this is not

319
00:15:34,656 --> 00:15:36,370
Some high school thing
with blair and the mean girls.

320
00:15:36,418 --> 00:15:40,125
This is someone running
for public office, nate.
Yeah, but there's gotta be
some sort of an explanation.

321
00:15:41,745 --> 00:15:44,294
Someone set tripp up
to look like a hero,

322
00:15:44,380 --> 00:15:46,137
And i think we both know
the person most likely

323
00:15:46,216 --> 00:15:48,324
To orchestrate something
like that is your grandfather.

324
00:15:52,609 --> 00:15:54,177
(Sighs) i have so much respect
for tripp,

325
00:15:54,258 --> 00:15:57,088
And he has been so generous
to let me film his campaign.

326
00:15:57,179 --> 00:15:59,384
Should i warn him
so he can prepare a strategy

327
00:15:59,444 --> 00:16:01,348
For damage control?
Don't worry about
telling tripp.

328
00:16:02,335 --> 00:16:03,559
Okay? I'll tell him.

329
00:16:08,555 --> 00:16:09,569
I'm sorry, nate.

330
00:16:09,642 --> 00:16:10,616
No.

331
00:16:17,988 --> 00:16:20,114
<i>This election may be
too close to call,</i>

332
00:16:20,811 --> 00:16:23,363
<i>But when it's
his family's honor or his own,</i>

333
00:16:23,519 --> 00:16:26,224
<i>Nate archibald has the number
on speed dial.</i>

334
00:16:26,330 --> 00:16:28,521
Yes, uh, new york 1, please.

335
00:16:29,913 --> 00:16:31,487
Caroline lowe.

336
00:16:40,154 --> 00:16:42,437
Wow. Thank you so much
for explaining that.

337
00:16:43,384 --> 00:16:44,932
Hey,
we were just discussing

338
00:16:45,013 --> 00:16:46,674
The senate committee
on appropriations.

339
00:16:46,776 --> 00:16:49,991
Maybe you'd like to join us.
Oh, my god. Hello.

340
00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:51,609
Thank you so much.

341
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:54,456
See? Isn't this great?

342
00:16:54,579 --> 00:16:56,742
You've got the--The perfect
capitol hill vibe.

343
00:16:56,825 --> 00:16:57,888
(Sighs) i gotta hit the can.

344
00:16:57,981 --> 00:16:59,073
Okay.

345
00:17:00,699 --> 00:17:03,308
He's great. Do you wanna...

346
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,781
Oh, my god.
That's senator proctor.

347
00:17:07,863 --> 00:17:10,388
Wow. You really
do know everyone.

348
00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:12,346
Oh, i don't know everyone.
I'll be right back.

349
00:17:14,458 --> 00:17:18,213
Hey, blair.
Hey. Do you see that gorgeous
blonde in proenza schouler

350
00:17:18,296 --> 00:17:19,893
Talking to those
high-Profile politicians?

351
00:17:19,977 --> 00:17:22,071
That's my best friend
brandeis.

352
00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:25,407
She knows most of them
personally.
Oh, that's great.
I mean, political connections

353
00:17:25,467 --> 00:17:29,198
Aren't the first thing
most people look for in friends.
They must really love her,

354
00:17:29,335 --> 00:17:31,727
Because when she introduced us,
they seemed thrilled to meet me.

355
00:17:31,795 --> 00:17:34,664
They even asked
if we were sisters.
Well, i can't wait for you
to meet patrick.

356
00:17:34,746 --> 00:17:36,793
He's over at the bar,
getting me a drink right now.

357
00:17:36,857 --> 00:17:40,029
I feel so lucky.
He's so attentive.
It doesn't take much, does it?

358
00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:43,994
What? No one's ever accused you
of saying no.

359
00:17:44,078 --> 00:17:45,522
(Scoffs)

360
00:17:57,841 --> 00:17:59,239
Hey, where is
the scrabble dictionary?

361
00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:00,853
I could swear "squiffy's"
a word.

362
00:18:02,154 --> 00:18:02,895
Oh.

363
00:18:04,123 --> 00:18:06,497
(Types)
scrabble dictionary.

364
00:18:07,431 --> 00:18:08,690
Bathroom boy?

365
00:18:12,033 --> 00:18:13,161
<i>All right,
you know our next guest</i>

366
00:18:13,243 --> 00:18:15,093
<i>From the "endless knights"
movie franchise--</i>

367
00:18:15,197 --> 00:18:17,599
<i>Please welcome the lovely
olivia burke, everybody!</i>

368
00:18:17,691 --> 00:18:19,659
<i>(Cheers and applause)</i>

369
00:18:21,449 --> 00:18:22,476
She's cute.

370
00:18:22,591 --> 00:18:24,394
<i>¶ there you are ¶</i>

371
00:18:25,873 --> 00:18:27,086
<i>(Woman on tv) ...served
four years on city council</i>

372
00:18:27,161 --> 00:18:29,101
<i>And ten
in the state legislature.</i>

373
00:18:29,177 --> 00:18:30,913
<i>He was a supporter
of john mccain,</i>

374
00:18:30,996 --> 00:18:33,715
<i>Stumping for him all across
rural upstate new york</i>

375
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,814
<i>In the 2008 presidential race.</i>

376
00:18:37,058 --> 00:18:39,339
Someone just told me you're
vanessa abrams. Is that right?

377
00:18:39,423 --> 00:18:42,513
Yeah.
So who did you end up
selling the footage to?

378
00:18:42,598 --> 00:18:44,356
My office just called,
said that you sold

379
00:18:44,412 --> 00:18:48,437
Your rescue footage
to another network.
Yeah, i sold it
to new york 1, actually--

380
00:18:48,506 --> 00:18:50,080
A woman named caroline lowe.

381
00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:52,353
I met her two hours ago.

382
00:18:52,978 --> 00:18:54,412
I'm caroline lowe.

383
00:18:56,658 --> 00:18:59,022
So who was the woman
in the restaurant?

384
00:19:06,115 --> 00:19:07,937
Finally. It's your turn.

385
00:19:08,011 --> 00:19:09,189
Oh, you know what?
I just realized i have

386
00:19:09,258 --> 00:19:11,122
An, uh, environmental studies
paper due tomorrow.

387
00:19:11,185 --> 00:19:13,947
Oh, wait.
Um, i'll just get my stuff.

388
00:19:14,013 --> 00:19:15,145
No, you know what? Stay.
You're winning,

389
00:19:15,208 --> 00:19:16,332
And you gotta keep jenny
company.

390
00:19:16,385 --> 00:19:20,537
I'll text you later, okay?
Did my son just walk out

391
00:19:20,621 --> 00:19:23,310
Before playing a "q"
on a double letter?
(Elevator bell dings)

392
00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:24,668
That is so not
the humphrey way.

393
00:19:26,738 --> 00:19:27,832
My computer.

394
00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:28,995
(Groans)

395
00:19:29,076 --> 00:19:30,699
Hmm.
Hmm.

396
00:19:30,783 --> 00:19:33,650
You know, i am sensing
something else is going on here.

397
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:35,970
Well, you didn't actually
think they wanted

398
00:19:36,039 --> 00:19:39,077
To play five hours worth
of board games with us, did you?

399
00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:40,791
Mm.

400
00:19:40,867 --> 00:19:42,860
(Hollywood holt)
¶ these girls be in my face ¶

401
00:19:42,918 --> 00:19:44,709
¶ that's why i grab
that can of mace ¶
(sighs)

402
00:19:45,361 --> 00:19:47,874
¶ because i got
expensive taste ¶
looking for your boyfriend?

403
00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:52,735
Uh, no. He's probably getting
mobbed by fans right now.

404
00:19:52,803 --> 00:19:55,225
He's--He's just still on the way
to get us a drink.
Doubt it,

405
00:19:55,297 --> 00:19:57,253
Because he downed
both your drinks

406
00:19:57,326 --> 00:19:59,773
And then ordered two more--
For himself.

407
00:20:01,041 --> 00:20:03,276
Where is he?
Don't worry.
I took care of it.

408
00:20:03,467 --> 00:20:04,864
I had him
taken up to his suite.

409
00:20:05,460 --> 00:20:07,573
What? Why?
He's bombed.

410
00:20:07,683 --> 00:20:09,832
He's drunker than paula abdul
during hollywood week.

411
00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:15,563
(Scoffs) are you really that
jealous that he's here with me?
Look, s., you know wasted
better than most of us,

412
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:17,409
Having been in that state
so many times yourself.

413
00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:18,918
I guess you just met
your match.

414
00:20:18,998 --> 00:20:21,642
But since i just found out
that your date is really work,

415
00:20:21,735 --> 00:20:23,723
You may want to play closer
attention to him next time.

416
00:20:23,786 --> 00:20:25,820
This is nate's big night
at chuck's hotel,

417
00:20:25,908 --> 00:20:29,995
So sorry, s., i did
what i had to do... again.

418
00:20:33,343 --> 00:20:35,794
<i>So you're out with this guy,
and he goes to the bathroom.
Yes.</i>

419
00:20:35,851 --> 00:20:38,496
<i>He comes back...
well, it was--
It was our first date,</i>

420
00:20:38,595 --> 00:20:41,534
<i>And he goes to the restroom
and when he comes back,</i>

421
00:20:41,623 --> 00:20:44,829
<i>His--His shirt was on
inside out.
Uh, uh, check, please.</i>

422
00:20:44,906 --> 00:20:46,492
<i>No.
That's where you go
right there.</i>

423
00:20:46,524 --> 00:20:51,048
<i>That's when you get out. That's
when you have to leave, yes.
Really? No, i find out
later that on the way</i>

424
00:20:51,118 --> 00:20:52,862
<i>Into the bathroom, he's walked
into a spiderweb,</i>

425
00:20:52,946 --> 00:20:56,950
<i>And the spider crawled
inside his shirt.
Yeah, the old--
The old spider excuse.</i>

426
00:20:57,039 --> 00:20:58,919
<i>(Laughter)
yeah, we've all used
that one before.</i>

427
00:20:58,989 --> 00:21:01,334
<i>Yeah, the old "oh, a spider
came down on my shirt,</i>

428
00:21:01,395 --> 00:21:04,086
<i>And that's why i had to take
my shirt off and"--</i>

429
00:21:04,157 --> 00:21:06,468
<i>Okay, that--
Yeah, i believe that.</i>

430
00:21:06,547 --> 00:21:07,772
<i>Yeah,
i would believe that one.</i>

431
00:21:07,838 --> 00:21:11,853
<i>And--And now are you still
dating bathroom boy or...
jimmy.</i>

432
00:21:11,935 --> 00:21:15,643
<i>Or are--Was he arrested?
I don't know.
You know what? Tomorrow is
our 1-Month anniversary.</i>

433
00:21:15,706 --> 00:21:17,961
<i>(Audience) aw!
Oh, oh, my gosh.
Well, congratulations.</i>

434
00:21:18,057 --> 00:21:20,842
<i>Yeah. Yeah, it's big.
In--In honor--In honor,
i'll be taking my clothes off</i>

435
00:21:20,907 --> 00:21:23,100
<i>In the bathroom
and then redressing myself.
(Clicks mouse)</i>

436
00:21:23,772 --> 00:21:28,133
Wow. And after
all that scrabble...
i can't believe i told that
story on national television.

437
00:21:29,074 --> 00:21:30,206
He must hate me.

438
00:21:33,278 --> 00:21:35,190
(Whispers) please pick up.
Please pick up. Please pick up.

439
00:21:36,825 --> 00:21:37,800
(Normal voice)
it went to voice mail.

440
00:21:39,413 --> 00:21:40,965
Hey. Um, it's me.

441
00:21:41,939 --> 00:21:43,418
I know
that you're not picking up

442
00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:45,014
Because you must be
so mad at me.

443
00:21:45,954 --> 00:21:47,913
Please know
that i'm so, so sorry.

444
00:21:50,067 --> 00:21:51,304
(Beep)

445
00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:53,830
Patrick.

446
00:21:54,571 --> 00:21:55,479
Patrick.

447
00:21:57,048 --> 00:21:57,901
Patrick!

448
00:22:00,270 --> 00:22:02,102
Patrick. What are you doing?
Whoa!

449
00:22:02,193 --> 00:22:03,906
I told you how important
tonight was.

450
00:22:05,984 --> 00:22:07,121
Serena, what? (Laughs) oh.

451
00:22:07,690 --> 00:22:09,417
(Water running)
you think blair
had me thrown out

452
00:22:09,490 --> 00:22:12,205
Because i was a little tipsy
or because i was talking

453
00:22:12,275 --> 00:22:14,829
To that high-Priced call girl
friend of hers?

454
00:22:15,704 --> 00:22:17,452
(Anya marina's "two left feet"
playing)

455
00:22:17,569 --> 00:22:18,870
What did you just say?

456
00:22:21,434 --> 00:22:23,988
¶ i wish i never would have
let you go ¶

457
00:22:24,083 --> 00:22:25,504
<i>¶ but the music... ¶</i>

458
00:22:26,696 --> 00:22:27,594
Why'd you do it?

459
00:22:28,207 --> 00:22:30,407
Do what?
Come on, nate.
You're the only one who knew

460
00:22:30,496 --> 00:22:32,858
I had a meeting
to sell that footage.
I had to protect tripp.

461
00:22:32,963 --> 00:22:37,248
I came to you first,
as a friend.
Don't be so self-Righteous. You
were only selling the footage

462
00:22:37,313 --> 00:22:40,315
To further your own career.
That is not true.

463
00:22:40,380 --> 00:22:42,412
Oh, so you're saying you weren't
excited to see your name

464
00:22:42,504 --> 00:22:46,407
Flash on every television
in manhattan?
You know what, nate? I'll let
you know how that feels

465
00:22:46,468 --> 00:22:47,920
In just a minute.
What does that mean?

466
00:22:47,989 --> 00:22:50,453
<i>(Man) hey. Hey, everybody,
quiet down for a second.
...with breaking news.</i>

467
00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:53,892
<i>We are just now getting reports
that firsthand footage</i>

468
00:22:53,970 --> 00:22:56,948
<i>Of the hudson river rescue
reveals tripp van der bilt's</i>

469
00:22:57,026 --> 00:23:00,106
<i>Heroic act
might not have been so heroic.</i>

470
00:23:00,189 --> 00:23:01,858
<i>It seems after close inspection</i>

471
00:23:01,943 --> 00:23:03,848
<i>Of the footage taken
at the time, it's apparent</i>

472
00:23:03,915 --> 00:23:06,832
<i>The man deliberately went into
the hudson river...</i>

473
00:23:06,890 --> 00:23:07,860
<i>(Gossip girl)
the polls are closed,</i>

474
00:23:07,956 --> 00:23:11,030
<i>And gossip girl is calling
this election dirty.</i>

475
00:23:12,449 --> 00:23:13,342
<i>It remains to be seen</i>

476
00:23:13,402 --> 00:23:15,920
<i>Who exactly is responsible
for this hoax.</i>

477
00:23:15,998 --> 00:23:17,944
<i>Someone
in the van der bilt camp?</i>

478
00:23:18,008 --> 00:23:21,914
<i>Maybe the candidate himself?
But news of this breaking...
grandfather.</i>

479
00:23:21,983 --> 00:23:23,364
<i>...effect it'll have
on the polls</i>

480
00:23:23,439 --> 00:23:27,072
<i>Is impossible to measure.
All right, could someone
just turn that off?</i>

481
00:23:30,830 --> 00:23:33,785
And, please, just give us
a moment of privacy. Thank you.

482
00:23:38,091 --> 00:23:38,923
I can't believe

483
00:23:39,420 --> 00:23:43,015
You would compromise
my integrity like this.
Take a deep breath, tripp.

484
00:23:43,058 --> 00:23:45,572
You didn't believe
i could actually win, did you?

485
00:23:45,635 --> 00:23:48,268
Honestly, i had my doubts,

486
00:23:48,810 --> 00:23:49,940
But i did not do this.

487
00:23:50,015 --> 00:23:52,445
The hell you didn't.
Tripp, just calm down.

488
00:23:52,522 --> 00:23:54,645
<i>Listen to me very carefully,
grandfather.</i>

489
00:23:54,692 --> 00:23:55,784
If you don't go out there

490
00:23:55,825 --> 00:23:57,981
And take responsibility
for this, then i will--

491
00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:02,378
By stepping out of the race.
I'm not gonna go stand in front
of those cameras and lie.

492
00:24:02,487 --> 00:24:04,968
Oh, come on, grandfather.
It's time to come clean.

493
00:24:06,798 --> 00:24:09,632
I give you my word.
I'm not responsible for this.

494
00:24:09,716 --> 00:24:10,909
Unfortunately
for the both of us,

495
00:24:11,811 --> 00:24:14,093
Your word means nothing anymore.

496
00:24:19,239 --> 00:24:21,509
Well, if you are both done,

497
00:24:21,585 --> 00:24:23,577
I'm going to go down
and join the celebration.

498
00:24:23,667 --> 00:24:24,927
(Scoffs)

499
00:24:27,230 --> 00:24:28,545
Gather the press, nate.

500
00:24:29,519 --> 00:24:31,568
I'm going to announce
my official withdrawal.

501
00:24:33,713 --> 00:24:35,362
I just have to tell maureen
first.

502
00:24:49,947 --> 00:24:51,863
I know i'm an enemy of the state
right now.

503
00:24:54,371 --> 00:24:56,152
What happened to you, nate?

504
00:24:57,097 --> 00:24:58,312
The guy i used to call
my friend

505
00:24:59,635 --> 00:25:00,906
Had a moral compass.

506
00:25:08,919 --> 00:25:11,403
Well, right now i'm thinking i'm
just gonna go for my master's,

507
00:25:11,971 --> 00:25:12,946
But who knows?

508
00:25:13,542 --> 00:25:16,668
Sorry to interrupt.
Brandeis, right? I'm serena.

509
00:25:16,765 --> 00:25:19,150
Hi, serena.
This is congressman wade.

510
00:25:19,250 --> 00:25:20,338
Pleasure to meet you.

511
00:25:20,426 --> 00:25:22,633
And are you a, uh, student,
like brandeis?

512
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:26,128
No, i'm just
a regular old working girl.

513
00:25:26,185 --> 00:25:29,238
Really? And--And do you two
work together?

514
00:25:29,353 --> 00:25:33,241
Because maybe
the three of us--
Uh, congressman, you've been
campaigning a little too hard.

515
00:25:33,319 --> 00:25:34,213
(Laughs)
(laughs)

516
00:25:34,298 --> 00:25:35,605
Let me guess--
You want to go upstairs

517
00:25:35,699 --> 00:25:39,284
And see if two blondes
make a right?
Uh, excuse us.

518
00:25:41,457 --> 00:25:43,273
I'm sorry.

519
00:25:43,362 --> 00:25:45,143
I thought i was working
this party alone.

520
00:25:45,245 --> 00:25:46,626
Did the agency send you?

521
00:25:48,967 --> 00:25:51,470
No, you're right.
This party is all yours.

522
00:25:52,027 --> 00:25:52,986
Excuse me.

523
00:25:54,009 --> 00:25:56,140
As a friend of the family,
what do you have to say

524
00:25:56,204 --> 00:25:57,045
About the allegation

525
00:25:57,132 --> 00:25:59,382
That tripp van der bilt's
heroism might have been staged?

526
00:25:59,457 --> 00:26:03,367
Uh, i say i'm a businessman,
not a politician.
Fine, so how will it affect
your business

527
00:26:03,897 --> 00:26:06,806
If the empire's inaugural event
is mired in scandal?

528
00:26:08,056 --> 00:26:11,338
Look, you think anyone goes to
the mercer for the maid service?

529
00:26:11,432 --> 00:26:13,658
They go 'cause they want to see
russell crowe throw a hissy.

530
00:26:13,739 --> 00:26:17,672
Anyway, nothing happens
at the empire without my say-So.

531
00:26:31,738 --> 00:26:33,786
What are you doing, blair?
Looking for your best friend?

532
00:26:34,369 --> 00:26:36,234
Bad news.
Security just escorted her out

533
00:26:36,319 --> 00:26:38,423
In time to avoid
a major political scandal.

534
00:26:39,017 --> 00:26:41,133
You're kidding me.
Now we're doing tit for tat?

535
00:26:41,214 --> 00:26:44,152
She was an escort,
a high-Priced hooker.

536
00:26:44,232 --> 00:26:46,637
(Scoffs) you're ridiculous.

537
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:49,720
Brandeis is not a call girl.
She's a psych major.

538
00:26:49,822 --> 00:26:51,689
Who on earth told you that?
Patrick.

539
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:55,207
The guy is wasted. He thought
chuck schumer was his father.

540
00:26:55,325 --> 00:26:59,010
You're just trying
to get back at me.
No, actually, i'm just
looking out for chuck and nate.

541
00:26:59,104 --> 00:27:01,350
I doubt chuck would want
a prostitute at his hotel,

542
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:05,454
Especially at this party.
You don't get it. Patrick was
about to cause a scene.

543
00:27:05,565 --> 00:27:08,532
I was protecting everyone,
including you.
What are you talking about?

544
00:27:08,615 --> 00:27:10,422
Look, ladies, please.

545
00:27:10,502 --> 00:27:12,104
This is supposed to be
a classy event,

546
00:27:12,192 --> 00:27:15,903
Not a sample sale
at an outlet mall.
Chuck, you'll never believe
what serena did.

547
00:27:15,982 --> 00:27:19,533
She had my friend
kicked out of the party.
(Chuckles) the call girl?

548
00:27:19,615 --> 00:27:20,844
Security just told me.

549
00:27:21,375 --> 00:27:24,953
W--No, no. I promise you,
brandeis is not an escort.

550
00:27:25,043 --> 00:27:26,851
Serena's just trying
to get even with me.

551
00:27:29,113 --> 00:27:30,613
Look, i don't know
what's going on here,

552
00:27:30,670 --> 00:27:32,437
But if the girl's still here,
i'll find her

553
00:27:32,513 --> 00:27:34,785
And get to the bottom of it,
okay?
Thank you, chuck.

554
00:27:35,858 --> 00:27:38,568
And who's the one getting paid
to date her clients anyway?

555
00:27:38,639 --> 00:27:42,094
That's enough, blair.
No. If it walks like a duck
and talks like a duck...

556
00:27:44,277 --> 00:27:47,626
The only prostitute here...
is you.

557
00:27:50,257 --> 00:27:51,174
Come on, chuck.

558
00:27:51,273 --> 00:27:52,459
I want some cake.

559
00:27:54,987 --> 00:27:57,307
(Grunts and gasps)

560
00:28:00,806 --> 00:28:03,137
<i>(Gossip girl) blair and serena
at war again.</i>

561
00:28:03,808 --> 00:28:05,077
<i>Yummy.</i>

562
00:28:09,756 --> 00:28:11,440
Hey. Let me go first.

563
00:28:11,519 --> 00:28:12,781
Nate, it's okay.
I know what i'm doing.

564
00:28:22,140 --> 00:28:23,154
(Amplified voice) excuse me.

565
00:28:23,794 --> 00:28:24,864
(Microphone feedback whines)
excuse me.

566
00:28:26,176 --> 00:28:26,921
Hi.

567
00:28:28,227 --> 00:28:29,387
My name is nate archibald.

568
00:28:29,452 --> 00:28:31,844
I'm tripp van der bilt's cousin.

569
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:34,212
And i know there's
a lot of buzz going around

570
00:28:34,941 --> 00:28:36,233
About what exactly happened

571
00:28:36,299 --> 00:28:37,767
This morning
at the hudson river.

572
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:40,672
And it saddens me
to tell you all

573
00:28:41,705 --> 00:28:43,375
That the story about it
being a hoax--

574
00:28:44,518 --> 00:28:45,583
It is true.

575
00:28:45,708 --> 00:28:48,128
(Guests murmuring)

576
00:28:49,053 --> 00:28:51,069
However, my cousin,
tripp van der bilt,

577
00:28:52,054 --> 00:28:55,382
Had no knowledge
of any kind of setup.

578
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:57,265
My cousin is not only
the most moral,

579
00:28:57,887 --> 00:28:58,932
Honest...

580
00:29:00,476 --> 00:29:02,522
And courageous guy i know...

581
00:29:04,190 --> 00:29:05,520
He's still a hero.

582
00:29:07,499 --> 00:29:08,818
And how do i know this?

583
00:29:12,795 --> 00:29:14,359
Because i'm the one
who set it up.

584
00:29:14,977 --> 00:29:16,428
(Guests murmuring)

585
00:29:30,448 --> 00:29:33,579
What the hell is wrong
with you?
Right now, thirst.
I need a drink.

586
00:29:34,627 --> 00:29:36,003
She called me a prostitute.

587
00:29:36,093 --> 00:29:38,785
Yeah. Why do you think
she did that?
I'm not sleeping with patrick.

588
00:29:38,857 --> 00:29:42,949
You, of all people,
know what a prostitute does.
The reason blair attacked you
is because she misses you.

589
00:29:43,017 --> 00:29:47,267
Don't tell me after 18 years,
you can't read waldorf subtext.
I shouldn't have to.

590
00:29:47,354 --> 00:29:49,431
If that's what she's feeling,
then she should tell me.

591
00:29:49,519 --> 00:29:51,947
It is time for her
to grow up.
This coming from someone

592
00:29:52,023 --> 00:29:53,705
Who just pushed
their best friend into a cake.

593
00:29:56,241 --> 00:29:59,195
Look, you think your friendship
is going to take care of itself.

594
00:29:59,739 --> 00:30:02,365
You're not kids anymore. You
can't say you hate each other

595
00:30:02,430 --> 00:30:04,278
Then make up an hour later
on the met steps.

596
00:30:05,762 --> 00:30:07,544
You tell her that.
I'm telling you.

597
00:30:07,635 --> 00:30:10,775
And you should be careful,
because one day you're

598
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:13,635
Gonna find yourself telling
people about blair waldorf,

599
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:16,729
The girl who used to be
your best friend.

600
00:30:24,149 --> 00:30:25,364
(Knock on door)

601
00:30:28,042 --> 00:30:28,803
Hi. I got your text.

602
00:30:28,885 --> 00:30:30,727
Yeah. All it said was--
"Maybe we should talk"--

603
00:30:30,817 --> 00:30:33,018
And so i just came
right away.

604
00:30:35,708 --> 00:30:36,963
I'm sorry about fallon.

605
00:30:37,057 --> 00:30:40,221
Up till now, my publicist would
decide everything for me--

606
00:30:40,296 --> 00:30:41,575
What i'd talk about
during interviews

607
00:30:41,651 --> 00:30:43,876
And even script
exactly what i would say.

608
00:30:43,963 --> 00:30:47,055
And just this one time,
i wanted to just... be myself

609
00:30:47,116 --> 00:30:51,169
And--And go out there and be me,
and i... i bombed.

610
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:53,332
What? No, you didn't. No.
No, it was funny, really.

611
00:30:53,407 --> 00:30:57,013
And then today, you left, and i
knew--I knew that i'd hurt you.

612
00:30:58,253 --> 00:30:59,803
And our first date
meant so much to me.

613
00:30:59,857 --> 00:31:02,094
Olivia, fallon was right.

614
00:31:03,429 --> 00:31:04,974
The spider story
isn't even true.

615
00:31:07,592 --> 00:31:08,737
What is--What is this?

616
00:31:08,831 --> 00:31:10,529
You want to know the truth
about our--Our first date?

617
00:31:11,571 --> 00:31:14,143
There was no spider.
I, uh, i-I was so nervous

618
00:31:14,213 --> 00:31:16,750
That i was with you, i kept
sweating through my shirt,

619
00:31:16,873 --> 00:31:19,313
So i was running to the bathroom
to use the hand dryer to--
(Laughs)

620
00:31:19,406 --> 00:31:23,122
What? This isn't funny.
Don't laugh.
I'm not--I'm trying--
I'm really trying not to.

621
00:31:24,190 --> 00:31:25,129
(Laughs) and then today,

622
00:31:25,214 --> 00:31:26,906
I rushed out of scrabble
because i'd just seen

623
00:31:26,992 --> 00:31:28,684
Your interview on tv,
where you told the whole world

624
00:31:28,761 --> 00:31:32,057
That today was our 1-Month
anniversary, you know, and...

625
00:31:32,118 --> 00:31:36,834
I mean, i'm--I'm usually very
on the ball with these things.
Stop. You're amazing.

626
00:31:41,981 --> 00:31:43,527
And you're not the only one
with a surprise today.

627
00:31:47,071 --> 00:31:48,497
<i>(Man) you're watching
new york 1--</i>

628
00:31:48,586 --> 00:31:50,203
<i>News all evening.</i>

629
00:31:51,548 --> 00:31:53,999
<i>Before we return to the race
for the mayor of new york city,</i>

630
00:31:54,088 --> 00:31:56,643
<i>We first want to take you
to the congressional election,</i>

631
00:31:56,745 --> 00:31:58,781
<i>Which really couldn't be
any closer.</i>

632
00:31:58,889 --> 00:32:01,885
<i>At this time, with 85%
of the votes counted,</i>

633
00:32:01,971 --> 00:32:05,612
<i>Mike sullivan has 49,837 votes.</i>

634
00:32:05,685 --> 00:32:06,726
Hey.

635
00:32:06,810 --> 00:32:09,206
What are you doing down here?
Get back to your party.

636
00:32:09,301 --> 00:32:12,764
I was hoping you'd still
be here. I wanted to thank you

637
00:32:14,035 --> 00:32:15,782
For the sacrifice you made
on that stage tonight,

638
00:32:16,338 --> 00:32:17,241
For me.

639
00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:19,791
Hey, i was happy to,

640
00:32:20,806 --> 00:32:22,081
Because i believe in you.

641
00:32:22,546 --> 00:32:24,378
<i>Here it is.
And apparently,
new york does, too.</i>

642
00:32:24,449 --> 00:32:26,393
<i>We are now prepared to call
the election in favor</i>

643
00:32:26,448 --> 00:32:30,348
<i>Of newcomer 26-Year-Old
william van der bilt iii,</i>

644
00:32:30,434 --> 00:32:33,196
<i>Affectionately known to those
around him as "tripp."</i>

645
00:32:33,275 --> 00:32:36,578
<i>That is right. With 96%
of the votes counted...
i won.</i>

646
00:32:36,645 --> 00:32:40,524
Yeah, you did.
Just do me one favor, though.
Anything.

647
00:32:40,607 --> 00:32:44,251
Be the best congressman
this district's ever seen.
(Cheers and applause
in distance)

648
00:32:44,311 --> 00:32:46,992
I have complete faith in you.
And after all, i mean,

649
00:32:47,917 --> 00:32:49,425
You're the only honest man
in our family.

650
00:32:50,524 --> 00:32:51,546
(Sighs)

651
00:32:55,453 --> 00:32:56,381
Congrats.

652
00:32:56,491 --> 00:32:58,206
Thanks.
You deserve it.

653
00:32:59,239 --> 00:33:00,645
I better get going
before we're seen together

654
00:33:00,715 --> 00:33:02,565
And another scandal erupts.
I promise you,

655
00:33:03,679 --> 00:33:06,641
One day i will make things
right. I will fix this.

656
00:33:06,705 --> 00:33:09,360
This is the beginning
of a new van der bilt dynasty,

657
00:33:09,444 --> 00:33:10,832
One we can be proud of.

658
00:33:13,658 --> 00:33:15,190
(Chuckles)

659
00:33:15,868 --> 00:33:17,731
<i>(Woman speaking indistinctly
on tv)</i>

660
00:33:18,732 --> 00:33:21,905
(Laughs)

661
00:33:37,302 --> 00:33:38,152
Stay away from me.

662
00:33:39,423 --> 00:33:40,918
Blair, i'm sorry.

663
00:33:42,578 --> 00:33:43,951
I-I shouldn't have
done that.

664
00:33:44,011 --> 00:33:47,458
But whether it was
patrick tonight

665
00:33:47,529 --> 00:33:50,199
Or--Or k.C.'S clients
at chuck's party,

666
00:33:50,263 --> 00:33:52,705
A real friend would have
come to me with the problem,

667
00:33:52,787 --> 00:33:56,280
And we would
have solved it together.
Seriously, serena?

668
00:33:56,349 --> 00:33:59,287
After 18 years of this,
i actually feel sorry for you.

669
00:33:59,370 --> 00:34:01,087
You're so far deep
in serena world,

670
00:34:01,149 --> 00:34:02,933
You can't even recognize
what's really going on.

671
00:34:05,137 --> 00:34:06,767
Throughout all my years
with nate--

672
00:34:07,676 --> 00:34:09,209
My whole life, really--

673
00:34:10,301 --> 00:34:12,048
You've always been
number one.

674
00:34:12,661 --> 00:34:13,756
And now for the first time,

675
00:34:15,748 --> 00:34:16,810
Things are different.

676
00:34:17,491 --> 00:34:18,674
I'm different.

677
00:34:18,753 --> 00:34:19,775
I have college

678
00:34:19,876 --> 00:34:21,324
And a real relationship.

679
00:34:22,874 --> 00:34:26,329
I'm starting to build a life
for myself.

680
00:34:26,417 --> 00:34:28,713
I'm building a life
for myself, too.

681
00:34:28,803 --> 00:34:31,219
With carter? With your job
as an assistant to a publicist

682
00:34:31,301 --> 00:34:33,569
Who pays you to date
a whacked-Out movie star?

683
00:34:37,231 --> 00:34:38,807
You're drifting away
from dan and your family,

684
00:34:38,879 --> 00:34:39,904
And you've lost nate,

685
00:34:40,505 --> 00:34:41,677
One of your oldest friends.

686
00:34:46,157 --> 00:34:46,807
(Sighs)

687
00:34:48,196 --> 00:34:49,469
This night
is finally over...

688
00:34:52,177 --> 00:34:54,086
And as far as i'm concerned,
so are we.

689
00:34:57,301 --> 00:34:58,517
<i>Who would have thought</i>

690
00:34:58,598 --> 00:35:01,437
<i>That s. And b.'S friendship
had a term limit?</i>

691
00:35:01,508 --> 00:35:02,776
<i>Sorry, ladies.</i>

692
00:35:03,491 --> 00:35:04,701
<i>Party's over.</i>

693
00:35:07,230 --> 00:35:08,095
Thank you.

694
00:35:09,473 --> 00:35:11,063
Hey, brandeis.

695
00:35:11,965 --> 00:35:13,645
I thought you'd be long gone
by now.

696
00:35:13,693 --> 00:35:17,257
Hey, blair. Great party.
I am so sorry.
I can't believe serena

697
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:19,054
Told everyone
you were a prostitute.

698
00:35:19,157 --> 00:35:20,643
That is, like, so crazy.

699
00:35:21,557 --> 00:35:25,241
<i>Well, to be honest,
it's not... that crazy.</i>

700
00:35:26,276 --> 00:35:27,104
How so?

701
00:35:27,190 --> 00:35:29,577
It's true.
I'm a working girl.

702
00:35:29,637 --> 00:35:31,833
I wanted to tell you,
but we just met.

703
00:35:31,928 --> 00:35:35,184
Ew! Do you even go to school
at n.Y.U.?

704
00:35:35,238 --> 00:35:37,195
Yes. And i am a psych major.

705
00:35:37,285 --> 00:35:39,909
Ask me anything--
Freud, skinner, piaget.

706
00:35:39,985 --> 00:35:41,805
I'm still the same person,
blair.

707
00:35:41,871 --> 00:35:44,343
This is just how i pay
for college and couture.

708
00:35:47,836 --> 00:35:48,771
Huh.

709
00:35:50,812 --> 00:35:53,093
Well, i have to run it
by my people, but...

710
00:35:54,327 --> 00:35:57,705
We can still shop together,
perhaps.

711
00:35:57,784 --> 00:35:58,994
Absolutely.

712
00:35:59,659 --> 00:36:01,430
But right now...

713
00:36:03,383 --> 00:36:04,345
I got a job.

714
00:36:07,927 --> 00:36:10,736
<i>You used me
to meet new clients?</i>

715
00:36:10,825 --> 00:36:12,942
Sorry, but i'm new
to the big apple.

716
00:36:15,629 --> 00:36:17,739
And rotten to the core.

717
00:36:19,526 --> 00:36:21,722
Okay, come on. Come on.

718
00:36:21,819 --> 00:36:23,480
Let's get you in. Easy.

719
00:36:23,577 --> 00:36:26,796
Come on. Watch your head.
Hey, come on.
Let's go to bar boulud.

720
00:36:26,877 --> 00:36:30,211
No.
You have to.
You're my girlfriend.

721
00:36:31,212 --> 00:36:33,522
I can't be seen without you,
remember?

722
00:36:33,612 --> 00:36:35,189
That's what
you get paid for.

723
00:36:50,241 --> 00:36:52,650
710 east 76th street.

724
00:36:52,718 --> 00:36:54,296
Tell miss cunningham
she has a delivery.

725
00:37:14,050 --> 00:37:14,660
(Indistinct conversations)

726
00:37:16,507 --> 00:37:19,576
I think nathaniel was brilliant
tonight, don't you?

727
00:37:19,658 --> 00:37:22,342
Brilliant?
Foolish is more like it.

728
00:37:22,889 --> 00:37:24,107
Come on, william.

729
00:37:24,185 --> 00:37:25,980
Even you have to admit it.

730
00:37:26,669 --> 00:37:29,633
This couldn't have worked
any better if it was planned.

731
00:37:35,585 --> 00:37:36,463
You.

732
00:37:37,417 --> 00:37:40,119
All this time, you thought
the only thing i was capable of

733
00:37:40,192 --> 00:37:42,858
Was holding his hand
and smiling on the sidelines.

734
00:37:43,919 --> 00:37:45,383
To be honest, my dear,

735
00:37:45,996 --> 00:37:48,518
I never really spent that much
time thinking about you.

736
00:37:49,096 --> 00:37:52,017
Well,
your loss is my gain.

737
00:37:53,102 --> 00:37:55,295
My husband is
a congressman.

738
00:37:55,975 --> 00:37:57,522
And thanks
to vanessa's camera,

739
00:37:57,606 --> 00:37:59,632
You're out of our lives
for good.

740
00:37:59,718 --> 00:38:01,977
Finally tripp
can be his own man,

741
00:38:03,001 --> 00:38:04,077
My man.

742
00:38:04,186 --> 00:38:06,074
You think i'm really
just going to stand aside,

743
00:38:06,172 --> 00:38:08,411
Let myself become
collateral damage?

744
00:38:09,504 --> 00:38:10,538
I'll tell him.

745
00:38:12,408 --> 00:38:15,392
You don't exactly have a lot
of credibility right now.

746
00:38:16,944 --> 00:38:18,590
Who's he going to believe?

747
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:29,397
(Mika's "i see you" playing)

748
00:38:31,829 --> 00:38:33,675
I thought you said
you were going home.

749
00:38:35,907 --> 00:38:37,275
I changed my mind.

750
00:38:38,018 --> 00:38:39,220
Well, if i'd known,

751
00:38:39,302 --> 00:38:40,816
I would have come sooner.

752
00:38:42,222 --> 00:38:46,026
¶ i'm sitting across from you ¶

753
00:38:46,678 --> 00:38:48,584
Did you ever find
brandeis?

754
00:38:50,283 --> 00:38:51,404
¶ i don't speak ¶

755
00:38:51,472 --> 00:38:52,480
Yes.

756
00:38:52,548 --> 00:38:54,033
¶ you don't know me ¶

757
00:38:54,107 --> 00:38:55,783
We're not friends anymore.

758
00:38:57,679 --> 00:39:00,714
¶ i say nothing
but stare at you ¶

759
00:39:00,775 --> 00:39:02,179
But that's okay.

760
00:39:02,814 --> 00:39:03,861
I have you.

761
00:39:04,940 --> 00:39:06,182
That's all i need.

762
00:39:07,723 --> 00:39:08,993
¶ but i see you ¶

763
00:39:10,948 --> 00:39:12,761
¶ but i see you ¶

764
00:39:14,917 --> 00:39:16,733
¶ but i see you ¶

765
00:39:20,071 --> 00:39:21,429
<i>(Woman speaking indistinctly)</i>

766
00:39:22,545 --> 00:39:23,576
¶ but i see ¶

767
00:39:24,366 --> 00:39:27,866
¶ conversations, not me at all ¶

768
00:39:28,638 --> 00:39:30,341
<i>(Gossip girl)
sometimes it's hard to see</i>

769
00:39:30,410 --> 00:39:31,628
<i>The lines we've drawn...</i>

770
00:39:33,766 --> 00:39:35,288
<i>Until we cross them.</i>

771
00:39:35,959 --> 00:39:37,999
¶ hating everyone ¶

772
00:39:41,083 --> 00:39:43,002
<i>(Jimmy fallon) this is
used for the sake cups.</i>

773
00:39:43,088 --> 00:39:44,656
<i>All right, oh, you know,
i did want to say something.</i>

774
00:39:44,728 --> 00:39:46,427
<i>Uh, we want to apologize
for last time.</i>

775
00:39:46,486 --> 00:39:47,772
<i>I was a little hard
on your boyfriend,</i>

776
00:39:47,834 --> 00:39:50,899
<i>And i apologize for that,
so, dan, if you're watching,</i>

777
00:39:50,982 --> 00:39:53,285
<i>We wanted to say
happy anniversary.
Oh!</i>

778
00:39:53,355 --> 00:39:55,086
<i>This is for you,
olivia and dan.</i>

779
00:39:55,170 --> 00:39:57,413
<i>Happy anniversary.
I'm very sorry.
Thank you. Oh!</i>

780
00:39:59,225 --> 00:40:01,212
<i>(Gossip girl) that's when
we rely on the ones we love</i>

781
00:40:01,313 --> 00:40:02,491
<i>To pull us back...</i>

782
00:40:04,268 --> 00:40:06,784
<i>And give us something
to hold on to.</i>

783
00:40:07,948 --> 00:40:09,980
¶ but i see you ¶

784
00:40:10,083 --> 00:40:13,415
¶ i'm standing across from you ¶
¶ but i see you ¶

785
00:40:13,947 --> 00:40:15,682
¶ i've dreamt alone... ¶

786
00:40:16,832 --> 00:40:18,764
Congratulations,
congressman elect.

787
00:40:19,355 --> 00:40:21,482
S-Serena, thank you.

788
00:40:23,122 --> 00:40:23,938
¶ i've dreamt alone ¶

789
00:40:24,703 --> 00:40:26,228
Shouldn't you be
in the ballroom?

790
00:40:26,812 --> 00:40:27,820
Probably.

791
00:40:28,384 --> 00:40:29,720
Where's your better half?

792
00:40:30,379 --> 00:40:32,877
I don't know.
I was looking for her.

793
00:40:33,740 --> 00:40:34,990
Then i realized
this might be

794
00:40:35,037 --> 00:40:36,527
My last private moment
for a while.

795
00:40:37,868 --> 00:40:40,763
Well, i can leave.
No, it's okay. Stay. Please.

796
00:40:41,841 --> 00:40:42,977
I'd love to have someone
to sit with,

797
00:40:43,506 --> 00:40:46,618
Not talking about politics,
not talking about anything.

798
00:40:50,748 --> 00:40:52,121
You wanna tell me about it?

799
00:40:54,260 --> 00:40:56,829
No. I-I don't think you want
to hear this one.

800
00:40:56,906 --> 00:40:58,225
I do. Let your problem

801
00:40:58,293 --> 00:41:01,118
Be the first that i address
as your elected representative.

802
00:41:03,470 --> 00:41:05,035
Okay, congressman.

803
00:41:05,130 --> 00:41:06,278
(Laughs)

804
00:41:06,372 --> 00:41:09,465
But i'm gonna warn you. This one
might need a special committee.

805
00:41:09,545 --> 00:41:10,902
Uh, wait.
This sounds serious.

806
00:41:11,014 --> 00:41:13,995
Bartender,
i'll have what she's having.

807
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:16,821
Uh, i'll have another, please.
Thank you.

808
00:41:16,941 --> 00:41:18,490
¶ but i see you ¶

809
00:41:20,684 --> 00:41:22,914
<i>Then there are
the clearly marked lines,</i>

810
00:41:23,513 --> 00:41:25,273
<i>The ones
that if you dare cross,</i>

811
00:41:25,955 --> 00:41:28,024
<i>You may never find
your way back.</i>

812
00:41:28,716 --> 00:41:31,151
<i>X.O.X.O., gossip girl.
(Laughs)</i>

813
00:41:31,152 --> 00:41:34,200
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